#Soylent | Logs for 2017-01-10

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[00:06:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Surprise Flyby of Asteroid on January 9, 2017 - http://sylnt.us - missed-it-by-that-much
[00:36:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> just went and bought myself a gallon bucket of chocolate parfait. god bless merica.
[00:38:05] <Booga1> A whole gallon? That might last until tomorrow, but I'm not sure I could get through until the next trip to the store.
[00:38:50] <SirFinkus> https://www.amazon.com I can get professional installation for only an additional $90
[00:39:09] <SirFinkus> if I had more money, I'd be tempted to see what that entails
[00:39:41] <chromas> I'll professionally plug your cable in for just $89.99
[00:39:52] <Booga1> Yer getting ripped off. Professional installation on my side says just $57.99!
[00:39:55] <chromas> $85.95
[00:40:21] <Booga1> Must be that new "personalized pricing" bullshit.
[00:41:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> $86.95 here
[00:41:17] <chromas> Looks like it's 'fulfilled' by different people/companies
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[00:42:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> I lurve how when someone in say France comes up with some fancy-schmancy recipe, we take it and stick dat shiz in a gallon bucket and charge $10 for it.
[00:44:40] <chromas> Can we get rapefugees by the drum?
[00:47:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt fugees
[00:47:50] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:47:52] <SirFinkus> seagate or WD?
[00:47:54] <SirFinkus> FIGHT
[00:48:15] <chromas> I think that's the only song they had
[00:48:36] <SirFinkus> "Drag and drop file saving for Windows, right out of the box"
[00:48:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> for a server or primary drive for a desktop?
[00:48:56] <SirFinkus> for an external drive, mainly archival
[00:48:59] <chromas> Either way the answer is "no"
[00:49:05] <SirFinkus> legally obtained movies and music
[00:49:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> liar
[00:49:47] <SirFinkus> naw, I have a compulsion to have hundreds of copies of big buck bunny
[00:49:50] <SirFinkus> I swear
[00:50:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> seagate. slightly cheaper and you're not going to be stressing it enough to wear it out for a long, long time in that use case.
[00:50:40] <SirFinkus> I'll just get this one then https://www.amazon.com because I like the design on it
[00:50:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm looking for one myself but i prefer internal.
[00:51:25] <SirFinkus> so does your mother
[00:51:27] <SirFinkus> HEYOH
[00:51:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i hadda go through and prune the junk from ~/Downloads on the server box cause it was outa room. needs another 5TB or so.
[00:51:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> well duh. she had six kids.
[00:52:15] <SirFinkus> all linux distro isos right?
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[00:52:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit no. ima dirty, dirty pie rat
[00:52:31] <SirFinkus> when TheMightyBuzzard downloads debian, he downloads ALL of debian
[00:53:01] <SirFinkus> SCANDAL
[00:53:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i do have like six linux distros sittin on my desktop though.
[00:53:54] <SirFinkus> video games are like 50GB suddenly too
[00:54:04] <SirFinkus> because I guess devs don't bother compressing shit anymore
[00:54:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, they just don't bother not using 1080p textures.
[00:55:13] <SirFinkus> I've seen uncompressed audio files for every language the game supports
[00:55:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't surprise me
[00:55:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't really care much though. most games made after 2010 i only play on the xbox anyway.
[00:56:07] <SirFinkus> oh, and if there are video cutscenes, all bets are off
[00:56:36] <mechanicjay> “The most amazing achievement of the computer software industry is its continuing cancellation of the steady and staggering gains made by the computer hardware industry.”
[00:56:39] <SirFinkus> 90% roguelikes for me, but the 2-3 new games I want to play end up being like 100GB
[00:56:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, render this 4k video then convert it to 1080p because nobody has 4k tvs really.
[00:57:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mostly dig on old blizzard games lately
[00:57:26] <Booga1> But, mah specs are outta this world!
[00:58:13] <SirFinkus> it's even worse when the video files are like 720p, but compressed so poorly they take up tons of room
[00:58:16] <Booga1> Honestly, I only know a couple of people with 4k monitors. My roommate has a 4k capable gaming rig, but would rather have four monitors instead.
[00:58:44] <SirFinkus> next monitor will be at least 200 ppi
[00:59:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder how warcraft 3 looks on a 4k monitor
[00:59:46] <SirFinkus> DF looks fucking fantastic
[00:59:55] <SirFinkus> fit the whole fort on one screen if you want
[01:00:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
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[01:05:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, neat. wc3 all patched up will play at 1080p.
[01:06:02] <SirFinkus> oh man, fucking
[01:06:05] <SirFinkus> eve online
[01:06:07] <SirFinkus> at high ppi
[01:06:12] <SirFinkus> looks fucking stellar
[01:10:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> stellar? i see what you did there.
[01:10:14] <SirFinkus> actually unintentional
[01:11:49] <SirFinkus> I really should be buying a graphing calculator, but I'm so pissed at that racket
[01:12:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf you want a graphing calculator for?
[01:13:02] <SirFinkus> I need one for math class apparently
[01:13:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> get a graphing calculator app for your phone and skip paying a hunnerd bucks.
[01:13:16] <mechanicjay> What calc do the cool kids use these days?
[01:13:26] <SirFinkus> ti 84+
[01:13:31] <SirFinkus> can't use phone on tests
[01:13:36] <SirFinkus> look at the tech specs
[01:13:43] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:13:45] <exec> └─ 13TI-84 Plus series - Wikipedia
[01:13:48] <SirFinkus> it's about $100
[01:13:52] <SirFinkus> for *that*
[01:14:04] <mechanicjay> At least they bumped the fucking z80 to 15 mhz on that bitch
[01:14:19] <mechanicjay> AND and 128 K of ram
[01:14:31] * TheMightyBuzzard facepalms
[01:14:31] <mechanicjay> it would almost make a good CPM system at this point.
[01:14:52] <SirFinkus> basically, this is the only calculator the college board accepts, so it's a monopoly
[01:15:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> it would make a good paperweight outside school
[01:15:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> buy a used one off someone who graduated last year
[01:15:33] <SirFinkus> I think I've gotten more computing power in mcdonalds toys
[01:15:36] <mechanicjay> Oh, I'm aware how broken the the calc/college board situation is
[01:15:38] <paulej72> turd burglar
[01:15:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, furbies had more processing power than that shiz
[01:16:06] <SirFinkus> I missed out on that TheMightyBuzzard, they're in high fucking demand since they're the only ones allowed
[01:17:00] <paulej72> furbies
[01:17:04] <paulej72> ?
[01:17:11] <SirFinkus> lol that cpu
[01:17:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g furbie
[01:17:13] <MrPlow> http://www.urbandictionary.com - "Furbie. a cat that is crazy/weird enough to: A. try to eat your foot. B. jump up a flight of stairs. C. climb the dog and D. watch TV intently. Holly: Hey, that cat just ..."
[01:17:13] <SirFinkus> it's from 1976
[01:17:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, fail
[01:17:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh...
[01:17:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g furby
[01:17:41] <MrPlow> http://www.hasbro.com - "There's always something new with Furby Connect & Furby Boom! Furby can interact with you & the Furby App simultaneously! Find everything Furby here!"
[01:17:49] <paulej72> e all of the above at the same time
[01:18:30] <SirFinkus> ok, so the z80 costs about a buck apparently
[01:19:01] <mechanicjay> I'm sure TI makes about $50 profit on each one they sell.
[01:19:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> should build your own on a breadboard with a full qwerty keyboard
[01:19:03] <SirFinkus> and I'm sure that's for plebs that aren't ordering 100k of them
[01:19:07] <SirFinkus> $50?
[01:19:08] <paulej72> so build one yourself
[01:19:17] <SirFinkus> I'm sure it's more than that
[01:19:32] <mechanicjay> Because they cost about $5 to build, retail markup is like $100, leaving something like $50 for TI
[01:19:41] <mechanicjay> 100%, not $100
[01:20:02] <SirFinkus> fucking racket
[01:20:08] <SirFinkus> total fucking scam
[01:20:09] <mechanicjay> totally
[01:20:40] <SirFinkus> but you can play breakout on them, so that's pretty cool
[01:21:19] <mechanicjay> remembering evil teacher who make you wipe the damn things memory before a test.
[01:21:57] <SirFinkus> in fact, I bet my laptop charger has better tech specs
[01:22:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think the batteries you put it in have better tech specs
[01:22:50] <mechanicjay> LOL: https://upload.wikimedia.org
[01:23:25] <mechanicjay> with that, I'm out, catch you guys later.
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[01:24:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, nicotine time for me then some tv and hard cider
[01:24:50] <SirFinkus> actually, only the more expensive ones come with lion batteries
[01:25:08] <SirFinkus> and I wouldn't at all be shocked if the charging circuitry was more powerful
[01:28:01] <paulej72> I am out as well. need to relax before bed
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[01:38:26] <AzumaHazuki> Having fun, Uzzard? :)
[01:46:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Selects Two Missions to Visit Asteroids - http://sylnt.us - prepping-for-armageddon
[01:59:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm? oh, tons.
[01:59:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> watching Elementary and smacking you around both entertain me.
[02:01:59] <AzumaHazuki> You really believe that, don't you?
[02:02:16] <AzumaHazuki> it's okay. i know what you are.
[02:02:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> you would as well if you could see past your own ideology.
[02:02:51] <AzumaHazuki> you should work at a movie theater. all they'd need to do is roll the film through that space between your ears :)
[02:03:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's one thing to have ideals and be open to opposing debate. you're not. you're rabid in your beliefs. yes, rabid is a very good way to describe you.
[02:03:27] <AzumaHazuki> people like you appear in every era. it's always the same, to the point i'm beginning to wonder if some of you are serial reincarnators.
[02:04:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> possibly. i don't think i was davinci though, despite the correlation of genius. i got no artsy skillz to go with the tech skillz.
[02:05:05] <AzumaHazuki> Reincarnation usually means the equivalent of failing class and getting held back, you know
[02:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> extremely high bar for failure in those belief systems though.
[02:05:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i hold no notions of perfection, only brilliance.
[02:06:13] <AzumaHazuki> That is pretty much what i thought you'd say :)
[02:06:34] <AzumaHazuki> no particular religion has it right, if that helps, and the "bar" is a lot lower than you'd like to think it is
[02:06:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> insider knowledge, have ya?
[02:07:07] <AzumaHazuki> unfortunately, yes. i wish i didn't. it's not good for keeping focused in the here and now
[02:07:48] * TheMightyBuzzard blinks
[02:08:02] <AzumaHazuki> not what you were expecting, is it?
[02:08:14] <AzumaHazuki> i've been here at least once before. and i think i was a man last time, ugh
[02:08:29] <chromas> Were you Konomi?
[02:08:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> unfortunately, it's pretty much exactly what i've come to expect from you.
[02:08:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, konomi was awesome.
[02:08:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> she coded perl like a boss.
[02:09:06] <AzumaHazuki> chromas: no idea who that is. i've got some memories of a type of subway car in NYC that was retired years before i was born. from the inside
[02:09:44] <AzumaHazuki> i remember a shorter skyline in my old neighborhood too, and different stores
[02:10:20] * TheMightyBuzzard wanders off after nicotine
[02:10:40] * chromas hunts for the article of debate
[02:10:43] <chromas> is it the gun one?
[02:11:08] <AzumaHazuki> i don't think this was what you expected from me at all, Uzzard :) the long pauses, the lack of responses, and now this convenient little retreat give it away
[02:11:09] <chromas> it's the gun one. good call
[02:11:14] * chromas pats itself on da back
[02:11:36] <chromas> Uzzard? As in Darth?
[02:11:52] <AzumaHazuki> No, as in the archaic term for a third-generation bastard
[02:12:08] <AzumaHazuki> i.e., a bastard by a bastard out of a bastard. Rhymes with Buzzard, which is convenient
[02:12:50] <chromas> I think you get into trouble going off script while arguing on the internet
[02:13:03] <AzumaHazuki> what script? I make stuff up as i go along
[02:13:04] <chromas> Pretty sure name calling is supposed to be either "racist" or "cuck"
[02:13:53] <AzumaHazuki> Eh...racists are usually proud of being racists, and the kind of person who thinks "cuck" is a serious argument is beyond saving anyway
[02:14:28] <chromas> A lot of racists just go around calling everyone else racist though
[02:14:41] <AzumaHazuki> So? Maybe they and their targets are racist
[02:14:44] * chromas squints at buzzfeed
[02:15:18] <AzumaHazuki> There's a lot of tu quoque on SN, I can't help but notice. A lot of "lies, damned lies, and statistics" from folks like VLM too
[02:16:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> AzumaHazuki, i smoke. and when i do, i do it outside. painting walls is not especially interesting to me. don't flatter yourself.
[02:16:36] <AzumaHazuki> Oh, that's fine :) It just means you'll get to hell faster
[02:16:48] <AzumaHazuki> chase it with some Jim Beam
[02:16:51] <chromas> It's true. He does smoke a lot. Sometimes even when there's not an argument
[02:17:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, you claiming a timy bit of belief on that subject isn't what left me nonplussed.
[02:17:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'true. thus this hotkey
[02:17:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[02:17:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[02:17:21] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 267
[02:18:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> what amazed me is that your tiny bit of alleged (which i shall not dispute as it serves no purpose and i am not an authority) experience in the matter makes you an expert far beyond that experience. that's very much in character for you but quite over the top in scope.
[02:18:57] * chromas 's hotkeys all look like triggers
[02:19:12] <AzumaHazuki> Uzzard, you're putting a lot of effort into this...relax
[02:19:35] <chromas> I think it's one of his favorite pastimes though
[02:19:37] <AzumaHazuki> I'm flattered, but it's starting to get a little gauche
[02:19:38] <chromas> Don't take away his fun
[02:19:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, typing is no effort. words is easy. and fun.
[02:20:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i do wanna finish watching the latest elementary tonight though if you're bored.
[02:20:36] <AzumaHazuki> er, sure...? i don't watch TV so...
[02:20:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> and no, i don't identify with holmes. i identify with watson. ncommander is that much better than me at what i'm brilliant at.
[02:21:15] <AzumaHazuki> I didn't ask
[02:21:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'okay, like i said, talk's cheap.
[02:21:49] <AzumaHazuki> and sho's your muvver, Trebechckh
[02:21:57] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[02:22:33] TheMightyBuzzard is now known as TurdFerguson
[02:23:19] <TurdFerguson> s'a good idea on the booze though. got some cider in there and a bottle of apple crown that go brilliantly together.
[02:23:52] <AzumaHazuki> Helluva lot of oral displacement activity there
[02:24:41] <AzumaHazuki> Between the coffin nails and the booze I'm amazed you manage to find so much time to fit your foot in there.
[02:24:51] <AzumaHazuki> Must be an extremely large mouth :)
[02:26:00] <TurdFerguson> always room for some foot. if i took myself too seriously i could end up like you.
[02:26:03] * TurdFerguson shudders
[02:26:12] TurdFerguson is now known as TheMightyBuzzard
[02:27:31] <AzumaHazuki> that would be a huge improvement, my boy :)
[02:27:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i couldn't live with all that hate. it's poison to the soul.
[02:28:27] <AzumaHazuki> we've been over this already 9_9 it's not hate
[02:28:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm a pretty happy person. specially if i have someone to argue with or smack around.
[02:28:38] <AzumaHazuki> if i actually hated you, you'd already be sucking hellfire
[02:29:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i wasn't talking about me. i was talking about the things that matter so deeply to you that you hate people over them.
[02:29:43] <AzumaHazuki> there's only one person i actually hate, and that is for something personally done to me. you seem to think having integrity and passion amounts to hate
[02:30:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't seen the integrity but i have seen plenty of venom
[02:30:26] <AzumaHazuki> Yup, predicted that one almost to the word...
[02:30:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> not to me even, you spew it out to anyone you disagree with. it's your thing.
[02:30:58] <AzumaHazuki> you know how they say "patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel?" Actually it's tone policing, not patriotism
[02:31:02] * chromas predicts everything in retrospect
[02:31:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i agree. insults are not a tonal matter though.
[02:31:26] <AzumaHazuki> And if my tone bothers you so much...well, you can always leave <3
[02:32:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> yours are plainly calculated, which leads me to think that you believe they matter. they really, really don't. they're just sad refuges when you have no argument.
[02:32:42] <chromas> I predicted you would say that
[02:32:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i predict that i shall drink some cider
[02:33:20] <AzumaHazuki> Ow...jeez, there goes another 50 milliCarlin fuse in the old irony-o-tron
[02:33:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, where's crutchy?
[02:33:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you see irony there, it's because you fail at understanding.
[02:34:12] <AzumaHazuki> Er, no, it's because you're projecting rather hard. As usual.
[02:34:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> my insults are given because they're fun.
[02:34:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> you think they win arguments.
[02:34:39] <AzumaHazuki> Insults don't win arguments, but they have their place
[02:34:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> they really don't except as amusement for the one spouting them.
[02:35:11] <AzumaHazuki> There is always a delicate dance here...you know humans aren't entirely rational. The right insult at the right time may tip their emotional reasoning in ways pure reason doesn't
[02:35:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're not going to win you hearts and minds. they make you look bitter.
[02:35:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> like hillary.
[02:35:29] <AzumaHazuki> I am bitter. Doesn't mean I'm wrong :)
[02:35:37] <AzumaHazuki> Tone policing again, seeee~?
[02:35:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> means people will instinctively dislike you.
[02:35:48] <chromas> This is confusing
[02:35:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, attempting to help believe it or not.
[02:35:52] <chromas> You're not a lefty or a righty?
[02:35:57] <chromas> What kind of monster are you?
[02:36:09] <AzumaHazuki> Me? I'm not really on the spectrum, but if I had to choose a label it'd be "left libertarian"
[02:36:32] <AzumaHazuki> except the L-word pretty much always identifies its user as an asshole, so i'm very leery of it
[02:36:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> she's a lefty. "libertarian who's left on fiscal issues" which is to say left on both social and fiscal issues. which is to say progressive.
[02:36:45] <chromas> My internet argument lessons aren't helping out here
[02:37:10] <chromas> Sure but she hasn't called you an *ist or *phobe here so
[02:37:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you need to practice. maybe use a gif or something.
[02:37:19] <AzumaHazuki> Progressives have become very authoritarian since the early 20th century. I don't like the word.
[02:37:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed, and you believe you're not?
[02:37:42] <chromas> Lesbians are assholes?
[02:37:46] <chromas> Oh, that's l-word
[02:37:52] <AzumaHazuki> This one is sometimes =P When it's deserved
[02:38:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> every time you say "there should be a law", you slip a bit further towards authoritarian.
[02:38:22] <AzumaHazuki> and no, Uzzard, I'm not even close. Notice how instead of calling for your opinions to be silenced, I dissect them and point out what I'm doing
[02:38:35] <chromas> That's the confusing part
[02:38:36] <AzumaHazuki> this is because i believe the antidote for bad ideas is ridicule, not censorship
[02:38:40] <chromas> This is not the internet I grew up with
[02:38:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> wish you would. mostly you just insult. i could dig on a good intellectual argument.
[02:39:01] <jasassin> #fite arti
[02:39:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:39:14] <AzumaHazuki> sorry, Uzzard, but just thowing insults like "authoritarian" doesn't win arguments :) See how that works?
[02:39:16] <MrPlow> #fite arti falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[02:39:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, that's the antidote for obesity.
[02:39:45] <AzumaHazuki> How would you know?
[02:40:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's not an insult. that's a fact. i didn't call you an authoritarian, i defined how to become one.
[02:40:32] <chromas> "But a better use of your time would be to teach each other the words, 'no thank youm I'm full'"
[02:41:01] <AzumaHazuki> And you really missed the mark. I'd actually like to see fewer laws, just smarter ones
[02:41:04] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles at chromas
[02:41:31] <AzumaHazuki> see...our current system is a clusterfuck. too many laws, too many of them conflicting, many of them the products of anti-compromise due to corruption
[02:41:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless your laws are of the type that protect individual liberty, you're still doing it wrong.
[02:41:54] <chromas> There should be a law about new laws
[02:42:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, require two come off the books for each one passed.
[02:42:18] <AzumaHazuki> Be careful here, Uzzard...the zeroth law needs to be "your right to swing your fist ends where your neighbor'd face begins."
[02:42:28] <AzumaHazuki> this is the essential difference between the GPLv2 and the BSD license
[02:42:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> no conflict with what i said.
[02:42:37] * chromas sneaks a rider into the latest budget proposals that outlaws the sneaking of riders into bills
[02:42:49] <AzumaHazuki> chromas: LOL. I WISH that would happen
[02:43:13] <AzumaHazuki> i would bet a huge chunk of the problems i've pointed out with the current system are due to that bullshit
[02:43:19] <chromas> Everyone who votes on a bill should be required to read the whole thing at least twice
[02:43:27] <chromas> (before voting)
[02:43:38] <AzumaHazuki> Ay-men
[02:44:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> any law that cannot be understood by a random sampling of 12 people should be ruled invalid as well.
[02:44:34] <AzumaHazuki> Nope, sorry. That one's not workable
[02:44:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya? our first supreme court justice thought it was.
[02:44:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> insert the word chief in there.
[02:45:13] <AzumaHazuki> Yes, I know. and the world we live in now has insanely complex, large systems that didn't exist then
[02:45:33] <chromas> They're the same systems; they're just on the internet now
[02:45:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> and yet, you can still write laws that are in comprehensible english.
[02:45:53] * chromas patents "Federal Republic...on the Internet"
[02:45:56] <AzumaHazuki> This is why we need to be really careful with the wording of laws: too broad and, while understandable to the "random sample," they get overapplied
[02:46:02] <AzumaHazuki> too narrow, and they become toothless
[02:46:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> the tax code could and should be no more than four pages, single sided, 12 point font.
[02:46:27] <chromas> Rewrite all laws in Ada
[02:46:46] <chromas> or Perl
[02:46:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, perl only a hand full of us could read.
[02:47:10] <AzumaHazuki> but how would you tell it apart from 4 pages of cat /dev/modem > law.txt then?
[02:47:15] <chromas> Don't you think it's about time schools started teaching regex?
[02:47:31] <chromas> As long as your computer can interpret it
[02:47:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes. yes i do. and when and when NOT to use it.
[02:47:45] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard, you heard from bytram?
[02:47:46] <chromas> It's their turn to rule anyhow
[02:47:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, not today. he was around yesterday though i think.
[02:48:12] <AzumaHazuki> i'd like to say "fuck it they can't possibly do worse than us," but then i remember a computer is just a thing we made
[02:48:17] <cmn32480> yeah.. I missed him... am concerned.
[02:48:49] <cmn32480> no response t email.. and some cryptic mention of being in the hospital yesterday
[02:49:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not, i gots faith. not in $deity, just in that shit around me generally works out pretty well.
[02:49:24] <AzumaHazuki> yeah, i noticed...
[02:49:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> objective data points over 41 years says i'm more or less correct.
[02:50:16] <AzumaHazuki> by what definition of "generally works out pretty well," from whose PoV, and over what time frame?
[02:50:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine and see above
[02:50:49] <AzumaHazuki> oh, right, one data point is the entire distribution, i forgot
[02:51:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, i'm a nice guy. i don't wish ill on folks. which means shat going bad for those around me would fall outside the qualifications.
[02:51:40] <AzumaHazuki> Ow! Fuck, ANOTHER fuse...
[02:51:56] <AzumaHazuki> You know what, I shouldn't wear this thing into IRC rooms
[02:52:05] <chromas> You shouldn't use fuses in the current year. Upgrade to breakers already
[02:52:06] <cmn32480> sent txt update to follow if I get a return
[02:52:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, did i say you should kill yourself instead of moving to canada? no. i told you where the weather was nice.
[02:52:45] <AzumaHazuki> You ever hear the saying "diplomacy is telling the other guy to go to hell and having him only hear you wishing him a nice trip?"
[02:52:53] <AzumaHazuki> you, er...kinda fail at diplomacy
[02:53:12] <AzumaHazuki> which is to say, I read not what you say, but what you mean
[02:53:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is america. our idea of diplomacy is having a sandwich in one hand and a gun in the other and asking which you'd prefer.
[02:53:47] <AzumaHazuki> Ah, so everyone in the US plays the Heavy.
[02:54:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't read into what i mean. you'll get it wrong because you think i'm like you. i'm not. i'm a happy person.
[02:54:20] <chromas> We also have liberal arts majors for comic reliefe
[02:54:28] <AzumaHazuki> Eh...they do say ignorance is bliss, I suppose :/
[02:54:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> true
[02:54:48] <AzumaHazuki> I envy the reactionaries sometimes. it must be so...easy
[02:55:04] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[02:55:21] <AzumaHazuki> then again, just because something makes you happy doesn't make it true
[02:55:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'a terrible insult. unskilled i mean. to me it's not an insult because it's so horribly out of date.
[02:55:57] <AzumaHazuki> what, "reactionary?"
[02:56:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> like a hundred years out of date.
[02:56:10] <AzumaHazuki> that's kind of the point...it's ALWAYS out of date. and yet...and yet...
[02:57:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's like you can't help yourself. you have to put me over here into your way of thinking to understand me but by doing so what you're understanding is not what i am.
[02:57:58] <AzumaHazuki> Oh no, no, don't get me wrong...I know what you are. Even if I can't emulate it all in software, as it were, I've seen people like you across the ages
[02:58:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> why is it that i can grok and even understand your positions and accept that you may have legitimate reasons for believing them and still think you wrong?
[02:58:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yet you're utterly unable to do the same?
[02:58:24] <Runaway1956> cereal reincartators - I like that - https://www.youtube.com
[02:58:26] <exec> └─ 13The Highwaymen - Highwayman - YouTube
[02:58:34] <AzumaHazuki> Well...you tell yourself you can, and you tell yourself I can't :)
[02:58:58] <AzumaHazuki> But whose word do you have to go on except your own? That, dear Uzzard, is bordering on solipsism
[02:59:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> objective evidence. i splain things to you about my views and you come back utterly distorted in what you think i believe.
[02:59:58] <AzumaHazuki> How do you know it's objective, versus simply what you want to believe is objective? And how do you know what you call distortion isn't, in fact, MORE objective?
[03:00:13] <AzumaHazuki> epistemology is a bitch. i wrestle with things like this daily
[03:00:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> because i don't care enough to bias it.
[03:00:24] <AzumaHazuki> How do you know you don't care enough to bias it?
[03:00:56] <Runaway1956> I was looking up the definition of sophistry, when I happened to start reading here . . . .
[03:00:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> because you matter to me roughly as much as the fact that i need to throw out leftovers tomorrow. less actually.
[03:01:21] <AzumaHazuki> You sure do spend a lot of time with me, then.
[03:01:31] <chromas> Don't waste the leftovers
[03:01:41] <AzumaHazuki> sorry, uzzard, but that's not fooling anyone except yourself
[03:01:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's like masturbation. fun but no commitment.
[03:02:07] <AzumaHazuki> Seems like a poor substitute, really...
[03:02:07] <chromas> You're probably masturbating wrong
[03:02:17] <AzumaHazuki> LOL, yeah, was gonna say "you're holding it wrong"
[03:02:27] <chromas> Apple iPeen
[03:02:33] <AzumaHazuki> not that i'd know how to "hold it right" in this context but yeah =P
[03:02:39] <Runaway1956> Oh, CHRIST, this is getting to damned personal
[03:02:46] <Runaway1956> "you're holding it wrong"
[03:02:58] <AzumaHazuki> has an ex told you that or something?
[03:02:59] * TheMightyBuzzard sends Runaway1956 dick pics in absence of EF
[03:03:58] <AzumaHazuki> Heh. Where IS Eth anyway? That guy has a rare talent
[03:03:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[03:03:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[03:03:59] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 268
[03:04:27] * Runaway1956 hangs dik piks on the firing range in hopes that voodoo has an effect
[03:04:33] <chromas> ~random nick=Ethanol-fueled message=http[s*]:\/\/dropbox\.com/
[03:05:20] <chromas> Runaway1956: print it on whatever the inverse of shrinkydinks is
[03:05:28] <Runaway1956> lol
[03:06:10] <chromas> I guess it would be those little capsules with the sponge dinosaurs that pop out in the water
[03:06:15] <Runaway1956> anyway - gun control has been racist since about 1600
[03:06:26] <AzumaHazuki> why did i read that "spooge dinosaurs?"
[03:06:44] <chromas> Dongosaurus rekt
[03:06:51] <Runaway1956> democrats have always feared armed black people, right Azuma?
[03:07:04] <AzumaHazuki> I dunno. I'm an independent, so nice try :D
[03:07:13] <chromas> I think they go both ways
[03:07:27] <AzumaHazuki> IIRC they stopped fearing them so much around the civil rights era, when the GOP and Democrat Party basically did a complete swap
[03:07:30] <Runaway1956> ac/dc chromas
[03:07:40] <chromas> autocrat/democrat
[03:08:11] <AzumaHazuki> i'd probably have voted republican from Lincoln to Eisenhower, with the exception of FDR
[03:08:27] <chromas> but the dems are the ones saying urban youths are too dumb to get ID and stuff
[03:08:53] <AzumaHazuki> s/too dumb/unable/
[03:09:09] <AzumaHazuki> come on, i've seen all this amateur baiting before. step your game up or try something else
[03:09:16] <chromas> I guess when protestors loot the DMV it's hard to go get a card
[03:09:57] <AzumaHazuki> (amateur baiting, n., what you get when what you're doing doesn't even qualify as masturbating)
[03:09:58] * chromas needs to spend more points on batin'
[03:10:23] <chromas> amateurs can be masturs; they just don't get paid
[03:11:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, black people go both ways? racis
[03:11:16] <AzumaHazuki> Hey I knew a black guy who went both ways
[03:11:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> me too but i ain't gonna go sayin it's the norm
[03:11:52] <AzumaHazuki> yeah, he expanded your asshole waaaaaay wider than normal, right? :v
[03:12:13] <AzumaHazuki> almost makes you wanna go back to prison, right? gives a whooooole new meaning to "brother on the inside"
[03:12:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, you should see the size of some of the turds i drop.
[03:12:36] <chromas> Sometimes you post them on sn
[03:12:37] <chromas> :D
[03:12:41] <AzumaHazuki> dammit chromas
[03:12:43] <AzumaHazuki> :D
[03:12:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas++
[03:12:44] <Bender> karma - chromas: 186
[03:12:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> was waiting for that one. too good a setup.
[03:13:04] <AzumaHazuki> yeah he hit that one out of the park
[03:13:26] <AzumaHazuki> anything that flies THAT far that fast ought to have drinks and peanuts
[03:13:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> got the drinks covered at least
[03:13:44] <chromas> Wellp, I made a successful joke. Gonna end on a high note
[03:13:46] <chromas> /quit
[03:14:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, good tune. some serious talent in that song.
[03:16:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, past my bedtime. downing the last of this drink and grabbing a pillow.
[03:17:21] * chromas pranks tmb by installing a perl necklace while he sleeps
[03:17:25] <chromas> oh. oh wait a minute
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[03:19:17] <chromas> Not possible. We need so many jerbs here. They wouldn't offshore jerbs to India while requisitioning moar H1Bs because not enough talent, would they?
[03:19:41] <AzumaHazuki> Nope. And as they say in Poland, the check's in your mouth and I won't come in the mail
[03:19:54] <chromas> In Russia...
[03:24:41] <Runaway1956> That Poland crack seems pretty racist . . . .
[03:25:12] <chromas> Nah, they're higher on the progressive stack so it's okay
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[03:27:06] <Booga1> Just above the cajuns.
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[03:29:30] * Runaway1956 wonders which degeneris gave Buzzard a spam mod
[03:29:35] <AzumaHazuki> Runaway1956: like my entire father's side of the family is polish
[03:30:01] <AzumaHazuki> and it wasn't me; i give him troll and flamebait usually, with the occasional insightful when his good twin manager to knock him out and steal the keyboard
[03:30:28] <Runaway1956> my paternal grandfather was Polish - you may have heard of my grand uncle, Stan Krupa if you're into jazz
[03:30:51] <Runaway1956> fek, GENE Krupa - Uncle Stan didn't play music
[03:31:09] * cmn32480 passes Runaway1956 the family tree
[03:31:42] * Runaway1956 admits Stan was favorite uncle
[03:31:49] <AzumaHazuki> gotta wonder what mine looks like. "throw darts at a map of europe and you've got ancestors there" my mother says
[03:31:52] <charon> for real? gene krupa is a legend
[03:32:10] <Runaway1956> Fekkin A - all of us Krupas are legends
[03:32:28] * chromas is a fan of King Krupa
[03:32:30] <charon> true, i don't believe in you, Runaway1956
[03:32:40] <charon> oh... not that kind of legend
[03:32:43] <AzumaHazuki> he said legend, not myth
[03:32:48] * cmn32480 preferred the Krupa Troopas
[03:33:19] <cmn32480> you Zeldam find a Legend
[03:33:43] <charon> cmn32480: no word from bytram?
[03:33:51] <cmn32480> zip
[03:33:55] <cmn32480> emailed..
[03:33:56] <charon> shit
[03:34:01] <cmn32480> sent a text about 40 min ago
[03:34:09] <cmn32480> nada
[03:34:19] * cmn32480 is concerned
[03:34:26] <charon> me too
[03:34:31] <cmn32480> can I safely assume JR has had no word either?
[03:35:14] <charon> we passed briefly this afternoon but he said nothing, and i forgot to ask
[03:35:24] <cmn32480> nuts
[03:36:04] <cmn32480> ~tell janrinok let me know if you've heard anything from Bytram. I haven't heard from him and no returns to my messages in the last couple days.
[03:46:23] <AzumaHazuki> hope i can switch second jobs soon. if this works, i get to work evenings and weekends in a cat supply shop :)
[03:46:35] <AzumaHazuki> small, independent place that also does adoptions and fostering
[03:46:44] <AzumaHazuki> that will beat seven shades of shit out of retail
[03:49:18] <Runaway1956> Azuma going to work in a cat house? Interesting . . . .
[03:49:18] * chromas adopts a D-11
[03:51:49] <Runaway1956> D-9's are more suitable for urban dwellers - they need less space
[03:53:41] <chromas> Maybe I just want to go on a rampage
[03:53:42] <Booga1> Off to the catnip dealer.
[03:54:02] * Runaway1956 notes chromas apparent sense of white privilege
[03:54:30] <chromas> appropriating yellow culture
[03:55:03] <Runaway1956> I'm out of here guys - duty calls, or some such silly shit
[03:55:05] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:55:06] * exec homogeneously snatches a stack of chump change from #soylent
[03:55:31] <charon> night Runaway1956
[04:16:12] <AzumaHazuki> cat house, hah...stay classy, Runaway
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[04:26:12] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, -1°C/31°F, 8:26 pm GMT-8, Monday, 9 January 2017
[04:27:14] <SirFinkus> well, I just ordered that calculator, not happy about it though
[04:27:54] <SirFinkus> worse than that skreli guy, or however you spell his name
[04:28:50] <charon> nah, shkreli is worse than almost anything.
[04:29:11] <SirFinkus> yeah, but his bullshit doesn't affect ME
[04:29:22] <AzumaHazuki> and that makes it all right, eh?
[04:29:51] <SirFinkus> realistically, yeah, I'm outraged by him on an intellectual level, but not an emotional one
[04:31:15] <swiss> shkreli is gr8
[04:31:35] <AzumaHazuki> he's certainly one manifestation of the American zeitgeist...
[04:31:52] <swiss> he is right about how insurance companies are fucking over america
[04:32:15] <chromas> "raised the price of a life-saving AIDS drug by over 5,000%, a controversial decision that he then laughed about during his Congressional testimony."
[04:32:28] <chromas> is he related to hillary?
[04:32:39] <AzumaHazuki> possibly?
[04:32:40] <SirFinkus> I wouldn't say that AzumaHazuki, I think the vast majority of americans find his antics repulsive
[04:32:59] * chromas does something frowned upon then laughs about it
[04:33:01] <swiss> chromas: he raised it 5,000% for insurance companies, but if you were uninsured you could buy it for much less
[04:33:20] <swiss> media didn't report that part though
[04:33:23] <AzumaHazuki> because the insurance companies never ever pass on costs, a-nopety-nope
[04:33:24] <chromas> don't insurance companies usually haggle on everything anyway?
[04:33:45] <chromas> I was thinking more about the laughing bit though
[04:33:57] <swiss> chromas: not if he refuses to haggle with them. And he did it to fund more research in the sector
[04:33:58] * chromas passes laughter all around
[04:34:03] <charon> who in america is uninsured now? after the ACA either you get insurance or you are fined
[04:34:17] <charon> so that cheaper price applies to no one
[04:34:27] <AzumaHazuki> i work with the victims of human trafficking. that's who's fucking uninsured, among other people
[04:34:30] <swiss> chromas: when he bought the rights to the drug, the company making the drug was planning to stop making it. His company wasn't large enough to make that drug at the same price and not run at a loss
[04:34:57] <swiss> chromas: so the options were 1. Many multiples of the drug's price, or 2. Don't make the drug at all
[04:35:02] <chromas> He should buy Addyi
[04:35:23] <swiss> now, he went beyond just operating at 0, because he + his company wanted a profit. But it's not really more ridiculous than the rest of the shit going on in the world
[04:35:39] <swiss> and they used the money generated from the additional profit to research more drugs
[04:36:16] <AzumaHazuki> ...and if you believe that i'm sailor saturn
[04:36:19] <chromas> Well shit, I guess the high price isn't any worse than the drug not being made anymore
[04:36:40] <swiss> sooooo, really, not as "shitty" or "scandelous" as people like to make it sound. But he's an asshole, and the media realized he had no issues playing the villain on television/twitter
[04:36:43] <SirFinkus> holy shit, you're sailor saturn?
[04:36:46] <AzumaHazuki> ...no
[04:36:47] <chromas> You don't swear like a sailor
[04:36:50] <AzumaHazuki> i'm actually mercury
[04:37:03] <SirFinkus> oh, it figures
[04:37:15] <swiss> mercury was always more uptight over saturn
[04:37:38] <AzumaHazuki> that school dance in season 4 with jupiter loosened her up a bit though
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[04:39:30] <charon> bâtard!
[04:39:35] <jasassin> :)
[04:40:17] <jasassin> #fite AzumaHazuki
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[04:40:29] <swiss> #fite jasassin
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[04:40:39] <AzumaHazuki> what the hell did he do, point over my shoulder and go "Oh look, it's Eve!" or something?
[04:40:50] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at swiss's feet.
[04:40:57] <swiss> i have defeated the beast
[04:41:00] <swiss> i am the captain now
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[06:07:13] <AzumaHazuki> heh, the sacrificial lamb has been chosen
[06:07:47] <AzumaHazuki> you know maybe Uzzard's got the right idea: if the entire world's gone insane maybe full on selfish nihilism makes sense
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[06:38:08] <jasassin> i can't believe someone still uses BitchX
[06:38:58] <jasassin> 1995 called and it wants its BitchX back
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[10:43:13] <jasassin> omfg compiling modules for the new kernel takes fohevah
[10:43:31] <jasassin> i should have timed it
[10:59:31] <jasassin> #fite alexbst
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[11:01:25] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:01:49] <MrPlow> #fite arti falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[11:27:19] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[11:27:19] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[11:27:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:27:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3118
[11:27:53] <jasassin> fargin modules still compiling
[11:27:59] <jasassin> stupid kernel probably won't even boot
[11:28:55] <chromas> -j32
[11:29:04] <jasassin> hahaha
[11:29:06] <jasassin> yeah
[11:29:13] <jasassin> on me e2180 probably shit all over itself
[11:29:30] <chromas> Bigger number for maximum fastitude
[11:29:49] <jasassin> my hard drive already sounds like its running on swap
[11:30:33] <jasassin> e2180 not even a core chip its just a dual core
[11:30:34] * chromas lowers hat to chest
[11:31:06] <jasassin> the models before they came out with the core
[11:31:36] <jasassin> but i have been watching star trek voyager on netflix while it compiles and i have the make niced
[11:32:02] <chromas> How many seasons have you got through while it compiles?
[11:32:08] <jasassin> hahahahahhaha
[11:32:23] <jasassin> im on episode 11
[11:32:27] <jasassin> pfft hahahahah :)
[11:32:52] <jasassin> hope many episodes does it take to get to the end of a kernel compile.. lets find out...
[11:33:25] <jasassin> owl keeps licking... 34... 34 episodes
[11:34:05] <jasassin> this would be a great way to burn out a solid state drive
[11:34:27] <jasassin> holy shit its done!
[11:34:33] <jasassin> time for the moment of truth!
[11:34:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> da fuq, jasassin? you talk more than me. and before coffee even.
[11:39:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[11:39:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:40:57] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at chromas's feet.
[11:42:53] <jasassin> whooo whoooo
[11:42:56] <jasassin> gonna reboot
[11:42:58] <jasassin> looks good
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[11:47:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> that took several minutes. no work?
[11:47:28] <jasassin> heh version me
[11:47:30] <jasassin> :)
[11:47:57] <jasassin> nice :)
[11:47:59] <jasassin> jackass
[11:48:02] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[11:48:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ewww, rc kernel?
[11:48:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> you are brave and/or foolish
[11:48:32] <jasassin> yeah, pulled it in from git
[11:48:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> that or it's a toy box that you don't mind breaking
[11:49:07] <jasassin> its just a computer
[11:49:11] <jasassin> i can always reinstall
[11:49:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[11:49:48] <jasassin> nicotine++
[11:49:48] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 269
[11:50:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> unmasking and emerging 4.8.15 for my calculate laptop as we speak. everything above 4.4.39 was masked so i hadda tell it FU.
[11:51:15] <jasassin> can't wait to give this new kernal a good testing
[11:52:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can't wait to go have a smoke
[11:52:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:52:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:52:44] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 270
[12:00:21] <jasassin> now i gotta test if an lzip archive (like tar caf archive.lz directory) can be extrated with 7zip on windows
[12:00:35] <jasassin> im really hoping so
[12:00:42] <jasassin> i'll just switch to lzip
[12:01:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> 7zip can extract most anything
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[12:07:31] <jasassin> i'll go try it now
[12:12:20] <jasassin> updated 7zip on the windows to 16.04 and tried it... it doesn't work
[12:12:22] <jasassin> :(
[12:12:28] <jasassin> 7zip wont extract lzip
[12:12:58] <jasassin> it looks like a pita to get something to make it work under window
[12:13:04] <jasassin> you need all the cygwin bullshit
[12:13:06] <jasassin> bah
[12:13:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> bummer
[12:13:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> so what'd you lzip something for anyway? you too good for tar and bzip2?
[12:14:24] <jasassin> it was a blog i read... its in the list of journal entrys on sn its probably at the top jasassin
[12:14:41] <jasassin> im going to post a comment on there
[12:14:55] <jasassin> in my blog about it being a pita to get to work under windows
[12:16:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, dude's talking about long-term archiving
[12:16:41] <jasassin> yeah, but all the shit he's saying makes sense
[12:18:34] <jasassin> oh well, until a windows archiver has support the point is moot, im not using lzip
[12:23:09] <jasassin> i could swear i cross compiled a windows binary on a linux machine... i can't remember how the hell i did it
[12:24:11] <jasassin> i googled it, but man i dont remember it being such a clusterfuck
[12:25:35] <jasassin> oh hey tmb just for shits and giggles take a big binary... like lets say chrome or whatever browser executable you are using
[12:25:41] <jasassin> do this....
[12:25:45] <jasassin> hold on gotta let the dog out
[12:27:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> talk to NCommander. he knows all bout that kinda stuff.
[12:29:48] <jasassin> put it in a directory and do: time tar caf arc.lz filename ; time tar caf arc.bz2 filename; time tar caf arc.xz filename ;tar caf arc.gz filename
[12:29:59] <jasassin> put it in a directory and do: time tar caf arc.lz filename ; time tar caf arc.bz2 filename; time tar caf arc.xz filename ;time tar caf arc.gz filename
[12:30:05] <jasassin> sorry the second one is right
[12:30:09] <jasassin> for the the time on the last test
[12:30:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> whadda i care how long it takes to compress?
[12:30:34] <jasassin> look at the times and the filesizes
[12:31:33] <jasassin> bzip2 sucks a fat dick on filesizes lzip and xz are half the size
[12:31:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean yeah compression time is why we still use gzip for web page compression but it makes not a shit when you're tarballing up a kernel since you only do it once.
[12:32:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm
[12:32:22] <jasassin> you can run the same test with -9
[12:32:26] <jasassin> same shit
[12:33:02] <jasassin> lzip and xz are insane compared to bzip2
[12:33:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it compresses better in similar time, nifty. wait till it's widely used then switch.
[12:33:09] <jasassin> but lzip makes more sense
[12:33:30] <jasassin> lzip seems so much better than xz... its almost the same on my tests but its faster
[12:33:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> xz already is widely used though, lzip not so much
[12:33:41] <jasassin> yeah
[12:33:46] <jasassin> you are right
[12:33:48] <jasassin> i wont use lzip
[12:33:55] <jasassin> but 7zip will extract xz
[12:34:00] <jasassin> so pffft thats the shit i guess
[12:34:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar ya go
[12:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> or write the 7zip maintainer and ask him to include lzip routines
[12:36:54] <jasassin> hmmm
[12:36:59] <jasassin> its worth a try
[12:37:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> not bad. got the laptop runnin balls out on kernel/module building and it's only hitting 71C with a max of 90C
[12:37:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> desktop never goes over 40C unless i need to clean the heatsink, mind you.
[12:37:58] <jasassin> wow
[12:38:06] <jasassin> wish mine was like that
[12:38:27] <jasassin> mine is 52C idle
[12:38:28] <jasassin> wtf
[12:38:32] <jasassin> and i just cleaned my shit out
[12:38:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> got a fscking huge heatsink and fan on top of a heat pipe
[12:39:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i skimp not on cooling
[12:39:33] <jasassin> does anybody use fsck anymore?
[12:39:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, man mine idles at room temperature. was 19C when i woke up.
[12:39:52] <jasassin> huh
[12:40:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> course they do. they just don't necessarily notice it happening after unclean shutdowns
[12:40:04] <jasassin> mine sounds like a blowdryer when i watch netflix
[12:40:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, my laptops are like that. one reason i don like laptops among many.
[12:41:16] <jasassin> i think my dream system would be a nuc some fanless small box with an i7 that still wouldn't overheat
[12:41:28] <cmn32480> I'm idleing at atbout 26C at the house
[12:41:35] <jasassin> a nuc with a solid state drive, so it didn't make any sound at all
[12:41:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> fanless is for pussies
[12:41:53] <jasassin> wtf? linus uses that shit!
[12:42:09] <cmn32480> thanks for making the point
[12:42:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> real computers put out a constant, low-level white noise to help offset your tinnitus.
[12:42:41] * jasassin lol
[12:43:30] <jasassin> im with linus on this one, i dont want my computer making any sounds at all
[12:43:39] <jasassin> even my keyboard is too noisey when i type
[12:43:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> as it should be. every key press should click.
[12:43:57] <jasassin> god forbid i get one of those ibm keyboards
[12:44:09] <cmn32480> at full bore, the CPU is at 41C and the GPU is at 50
[12:44:15] <jasassin> i'd probably have carpal tunnel
[12:44:20] * TheMightyBuzzard beats jasassin to death with a model-m.
[12:44:25] <jasassin> hahahahahhaha
[12:44:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, good man, that.
[12:44:34] <jasassin> the funny thing is you literally COULD
[12:44:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> gpu is kicking 35C here. i keep the fan at 50%.
[12:45:21] <jasassin> oh shit whats the command again to switch my fite weapon hah that would be a perfect weapon
[12:45:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, damned right i could. fuckin things weigh at least as much as my m-16 did in the army.
[12:45:28] <jasassin> ibm model-m keyboard
[12:45:30] <cmn32480> mine is system controlled... but you know when the CPU/GPU get hot
[12:45:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> .#fitectl weapon <weapon>
[12:45:46] <jasassin> #fitectl weapon ibm model-m keyboard
[12:45:46] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for jasassin set to ibm model-m keyboard.
[12:46:24] <jasassin> #fitectl weapon IBM Model-M Keyboard
[12:46:24] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for jasassin set to IBM Model-M Keyboard.
[12:46:49] <jasassin> hahahah
[12:46:51] <jasassin> i know
[12:47:00] <jasassin> its like a good solid 20 pound keyboard
[12:47:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> using a razer blackwidow with all green switches lately. good, clicky keys and only weighs about a pound.
[12:47:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe two
[12:48:23] <jasassin> is it the razer Fatal1ty quickfragger 21k?
[12:48:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> green switches = the heaviest switches and they click when you properly press them.
[12:48:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, just a 2014 razer blackwidow
[12:48:51] <jasassin> awwww
[12:49:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> rz03-0039
[12:49:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothin fancy, just a good keyboard
[12:49:44] <jasassin> #fite armor Duct Tape and Laser Discs
[12:49:44] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see armor Duct Tape and Laser Discs
[12:49:54] <jasassin> #fitectl armor Duct Tape and Laser Discs
[12:49:54] <MrPlow> #fite armor for jasassin set to Duct Tape and Laser Discs.
[12:50:44] <jasassin> you got the razor mouse?
[12:50:49] <jasassin> with 56 buttons?
[12:54:15] <jasassin> #fite Loggie
[12:54:15] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:54:16] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:54:57] <jasassin> #fite fffd
[12:54:57] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:55:16] <MrPlow> #fite fffd falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:56:03] <jasassin> #fite aqu4
[12:56:03] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:56:11] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at aqu4's feet.
[13:00:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit no man. i got a MS mouse. it's the one thing they don't suck at making.
[13:00:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> two buttons n a wheel
[13:01:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:01:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:01:32] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 271
[13:03:51] <jasassin> look at this shit tmb
[13:03:53] <jasassin> hahahahha
[13:03:56] <jasassin> https://sourceforge.net
[13:03:58] <exec> └─ 137-Zip / Discussion /
[13:03:58] <jasassin> what a dick
[13:04:17] <jasassin> sounds like something data from star trek the next gen would say
[13:04:40] <jasassin> Patch code is not required for me. If I decide to add another lzma based format to 7-zip, format specification will be enough for me to implement it.
[13:05:07] <jasassin> im not gonna bother to ask
[13:05:15] <jasassin> the doods doesn't sounds like a friendly person
[13:10:13] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[13:12:56] <jasassin> some dood already made a patch to include it... and he just.... meh nah
[13:13:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg. if he wants to code it all on his own, more power to him.
[13:15:10] <jasassin> if i had vc6 i'd patch the sonofagun compile it and release it
[13:16:16] <jasassin> i like the ms mice
[13:16:20] <jasassin> but they are pretty spendy
[13:16:34] <jasassin> i found the new cheap ass chinese opticals work pretty good
[13:16:58] <jasassin> i did drop one on my hardwood floor and the wheel doesn't work now, but that was my fault
[13:19:04] <jasassin> i had a dell optical crap out on me last year
[13:19:35] <jasassin> then i had a logitech wireless laptop usb dongle mouse, the buttons stopped working on that after about 6 months
[13:19:45] <jasassin> i didn't even use it that much
[13:19:49] <jasassin> what a peice of junk
[13:20:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:20:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like my mouses to just work and keep working for a long time.
[13:20:51] <jasassin> i like these cheap chinese ones i got, i wish i wouldn't have dropped this one
[13:21:01] <jasassin> but its on a linux machine and i dont really use scroll wheel that much
[13:21:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> this one's about eight years old and the right button is just starting to get gitchy
[13:21:07] <jasassin> more of a page up page down kinda guy
[13:21:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell, yo? you can scroll a not-focused window with the wheel. gotta alt-tab to page-up/down
[13:21:51] <jasassin> i had a logitech that did that i took it apart the the plastic rails that push down on the switches had a groove curved in them so they wouldn't press the switch
[13:22:08] <jasassin> i just filed the edge off the bottom of the rail so there was no groove and it worked again for a few more years
[13:22:22] <jasassin> then it got a groove again, so i filed it down but the rails were too short to push the buttons
[13:22:25] <jasassin> it was toast
[13:22:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[13:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> they ain't so expensive i can't afford one every 8-10 years.
[13:23:11] <jasassin> there is a sense of accomplishment fixing things, especially if they work a few more years
[13:23:15] <jasassin> :)
[13:23:58] <jasassin> page up and page down is less cpu intensive than scrolling
[13:24:33] <jasassin> so is there gonna come a time when i dont have an xorg running with a wayland?
[13:25:22] <jasassin> i dont get it
[13:25:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno. will consider the possibility if there is ever a wayland on any of my boxen
[13:26:19] <jasassin> 800MHz? you got the modules to compile on that beast?
[13:26:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> until they pry xorg from my cold, dead hands, i will continue to use the windowing system that can work across the network.
[13:27:26] <jasassin> who uses that anyway?
[13:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, cpu steps down each core as load dictates. i ain't doin nothin fancy, thus 800MHz.
[13:27:34] <jasassin> ahhhhh
[13:27:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> laptop is the one compiling. it's kicking along at 1.5GHz
[13:28:22] <jasassin> you actually display x apps on a local screen running on a remote server?
[13:28:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> this one steps up to 3.2GHz under normal load and 3.6GHz under heavy load.
[13:28:35] <jasassin> how many cores?
[13:28:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure. between trusted boxes.
[13:28:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> six
[13:28:45] <jasassin> fuck
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[13:29:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> amd phenom 2 1090t i think it is
[13:29:21] <jasassin> i have to ask
[13:29:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[13:29:34] <jasassin> what are you running remote on x?
[13:29:37] <jasassin> just curious
[13:30:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> gvim the vast majority of the time.
[13:30:18] <jasassin> gvim
[13:30:23] <jasassin> wtf
[13:30:30] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[13:30:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> live with it. i like vim but i prefer gui text editors.
[13:30:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> thus, gvim
[13:31:01] * jasassin sighs
[13:31:42] <jasassin> dood
[13:31:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> also if a distro got some fancy gui utility that's far easier to use than the command line equivalent, i use that.
[13:31:48] <jasassin> did you do a make -j6
[13:31:49] <jasassin> hahahah
[13:31:53] <jasassin> i'd liek to see that shit
[13:32:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> not on the core 2 duo i didn't. for this kernel absolutely.
[13:32:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> builds faaaast
[13:32:36] <jasassin> i bet your hard drive was shitting itself :)
[13:32:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. ssd for /
[13:33:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> large spinning rust for /home
[13:33:12] <jasassin> u r compiling a kernel on a ssd?
[13:33:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure, why not? i leave plenty of empty space on it for wear leveling.
[13:33:42] <jasassin> hmmmm
[13:33:49] <jasassin> i thought it would totally hose the longevity
[13:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> /dev/sdd1 59G 32G 24G 58% /
[13:35:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i don't expect it to last ten years like it would have if i'd been nice to it but it'll last long enough that buying another won't be no big deal.
[13:35:18] <jasassin> did you have to do any tweaking of the os for a ssd?
[13:35:30] * TheMightyBuzzard checks
[13:36:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> mount options: rw,noatime,discard,errors=remount-ro,data=ordered
[13:36:16] <jasassin> hmmmmm
[13:36:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> so noatime, discard, and data=ordered
[13:36:32] <jasassin> would that make any difference on spinning rust?
[13:36:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> might but not a positive one
[13:36:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> well noatime would but not the rest
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[13:37:16] <jasassin> nah
[13:37:19] <jasassin> i like the atime
[13:37:56] <jasassin> dickhead boss of mine reamed me one time... he said how come these files in your hoem directory were accessed at 11:39PM last night
[13:38:05] <jasassin> im like..... UHHHHHHHHHH HUH HUhhhhhhhhh
[13:38:21] <jasassin> that really pissed me off
[13:38:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[13:38:38] <jasassin> i was using the system remotely and the asshole busted me
[13:38:46] <jasassin> i just made up some shit
[13:38:58] <jasassin> oh i must have had a daemon running that modified some work i was doing
[13:39:00] <jasassin> blah blah
[13:39:21] <jasassin> then i made a cron job to touch all my fucking files to jan 1 1975
[13:39:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i never had that prollem. i was allowed, nay expected, to hit boxes remotely whenever i felt like it at every job i ever held in the industry.
[13:39:42] <jasassin> about ever 15 minutes this cronjob would run and retouch all my files access and mod times to 1975
[13:40:12] <jasassin> i never heard any problems again
[13:40:18] <jasassin> he must have got the hint
[13:40:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> but then my first proper job in the industry was as a sysadmin
[13:41:07] <jasassin> my first proper job in the industry was for a fortune 500 company that did banking software
[13:41:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh
[13:41:15] <jasassin> and man i was so nervouse the first few months
[13:41:21] <jasassin> it was all sco unix sco 3.2.4.2
[13:41:56] <jasassin> the last of the old sco
[13:42:09] <jasassin> then they went to 5 and it didn't even work with the old software what a clusterfuck
[13:42:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, i forget the version but i the isp consisted of one bsdi server when i started
[13:43:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> handled mail, ftp, user web, paid web, shell accounts for every user, radius for logins, newsgroups, everything we had.
[13:43:27] <jasassin> so we got sco binaries working with linux using the iBCS intel binary compatibility system... then the jerks pulled it out of the kernel like after 2.38
[13:44:33] <jasassin> shitty old sco unix 3.2.4.2 wouldn't even run on the new pentiums it just shit all over itself
[13:44:41] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[13:45:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> first proper coding gig was writing a user account and billing system. back before there even were online credit card handling laws.
[13:45:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl 4
[13:46:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> which i promptly said fuck this to and rewrote the entire thing in the shiny new perl 5
[13:48:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i stand by my work but it would have needed upgrading several times over the intervening years to upgrade the crypt module i used to encrypt cc data.
[13:49:03] <jasassin> i hated my job, i had to drive 4 hours to bumfuck nowhere, slap in a new scsci card, maybe a new hard drive and restore the tapes and then drive 4 hours back
[13:49:06] <jasassin> every fucking day
[13:49:09] <jasassin> BLARGHSHGHGH
[13:49:22] <jasassin> i only made 9.50 an hour
[13:50:20] <jasassin> shoulda just got a cda and been a truck driver
[13:50:38] <jasassin> i am a stoopid son of a bitch
[13:51:14] * jasassin hates printers
[13:51:23] * jasassin wants to office space every printer he sees
[13:51:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, i only made $8/hr as lead sysadmin. that was back around the time pentium 3s came out, mind you.
[13:52:28] <jasassin> this was back with when the 486's just came out
[13:52:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeurg
[13:53:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was still in school then
[13:53:26] <jasassin> we had the sco unix machien i think it had 4 megs of ram and there were like 32 people logged into it
[13:53:34] <jasassin> it had this huge scsci drive in it
[13:53:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> installing pirated doom on the tech class's giant towers
[13:53:53] <jasassin> you should have heard that drive... it sounded like it was gonna vibrate out of the room
[13:54:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, s'back when scsi was king
[13:54:22] <jasassin> one of those cinder block looking hard drives with like 20MB
[13:54:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you could afford it
[13:55:05] <jasassin> hahahah
[13:55:18] <jasassin> dood i loved that shit! i loved doom
[13:55:40] <jasassin> i loved wolfenstein my friend pulled a beta of wolfenstein off the net before the ceilings and the floors had textures
[13:55:48] <jasassin> i played through the whole game in one night
[13:55:55] <jasassin> i thought it was so fuckign awesome i couldn't stop
[13:56:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice
[13:56:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> idkfa
[13:56:46] <jasassin> i never bought any of the dooms, but i bought quake3 arena for linux.
[13:57:00] <jasassin> and i bought quake4
[13:57:09] <jasassin> so they got their tree fitty
[13:57:34] <jasassin> i bought quake3 for like 35 bucks
[13:57:42] <jasassin> i have played that game probably 1 million hours
[13:57:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> the isp i worked for bought us all quake3. well bought one copy which we stuck on a network server and infringed the copyright of massively.
[13:58:01] <jasassin> hahahahhaha
[13:58:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> lan parties after hours were a thing back then. starcraft, TFC, quake3
[13:58:52] <jasassin> was there anyone at your party that was just an asswhooper at quake3? just kicked everyones ass?
[13:58:55] <jasassin> just curious?
[13:58:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> Everquest and UO eventually as well.
[13:59:04] <jasassin> was it even, or was there someone that was awesome
[13:59:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. there was a guy was good with a sniper rifle but he couldn't look everywhere at once so you could still kill him.
[13:59:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, i was the badass at TFC
[14:00:01] <jasassin> team fortress?
[14:00:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> played a spy. i'd run backwards shooting at my teammates and tossing grenades till i got to the other base then stab stab stab dead enemies.
[14:00:55] * jasassin growls
[14:00:59] <jasassin> i ate spies
[14:01:02] <jasassin> little mofos
[14:01:06] * jasassin spits
[14:01:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> had a custom wall tag saying "bob was here" with a survival knife under it.
[14:01:39] * jasassin laughs
[14:01:56] <jasassin> i really hate spies
[14:02:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> other guy what loved demo guy had one that said "crowbar lovin'"
[14:02:02] <jasassin> its always a fucking knife in the back
[14:02:44] <jasassin> i love how the demo guy can shoot out those pipebombs and then choose when to detonate
[14:02:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, you really gotta sell that shiz if you wanna make it to their base after a while though.
[14:02:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> as a spy
[14:03:01] <jasassin> i was never good as a spy
[14:03:03] <jasassin> i tried it
[14:03:08] <jasassin> and it was just like this
[14:03:19] * jasassin ate fuckfaces rocket
[14:03:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[14:03:32] * jasassin skull was ventilated by fuckface
[14:04:02] <jasassin> it got to the point i just peek my head out to cross the bridge and i get a bullet in the medula oblongota
[14:04:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> think we played halflife a while too
[14:04:27] <jasassin> you ever play portal?
[14:04:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. never saw the point.
[14:04:44] <jasassin> oh its so fun
[14:04:52] <jasassin> the ultimate puzzle game
[14:05:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> jebus. this kernel build is takin forever.
[14:05:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right. 1500x2 < 3600x6
[14:05:28] <jasassin> building on another system
[14:05:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. have three within arms reach
[14:05:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> arm's?
[14:05:55] <jasassin> three arms?
[14:06:02] <jasassin> get a few intels
[14:06:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> arms'. there.
[14:06:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> plural+possessive on account of i got two of them and they can both reach.
[14:07:52] <jasassin> in circumstances like that i find it easier to rephrase the sentence
[14:07:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> intel can suck it. in fact all new amd/intel cpus can suck it. i do not want my cpu pre-rootkitted. next desktop will be an arm board and i'll stop gaming except on the xbox.
[14:08:37] <jasassin> yeah i hear ya, i got a nintendo64 and a modded nintendo wii with all the games
[14:08:46] <jasassin> wait
[14:08:54] <jasassin> i have a kitchen machine thats the gaming
[14:09:05] <jasassin> the only reason i really care about that is for quake3 and left4dead2
[14:09:17] <jasassin> the only pc games i play
[14:09:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> roomie bought an xbox one and never plays it but does buy games a few times a year.
[14:09:29] <jasassin> pffft
[14:09:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> so i do the playing so he don't feel he wasted all his moneys.
[14:09:53] <jasassin> if i had an xbox whatever i'd just mod it with a chip or softhack (whatever) and never let it connect to the internet
[14:10:03] <jasassin> hahaha
[14:10:05] <jasassin> nice
[14:10:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> assassin's creed 4 and forza horizon 2/3 mostly.
[14:10:24] * jasassin high fives TheMightyBuzzard
[14:10:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, AC4 is by far my favorite of the franchise. i lurve me a good pirating game.
[14:11:21] <jasassin> i've only heard good things about it
[14:11:24] <jasassin> i'll have to try it
[14:11:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> works on the pc as well
[14:12:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'where i played it first in fact then seen it was on xbox one and was all like dood, your kids will lurve this.
[14:13:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> which they do. they just don't get to play it yet on account of he ain't decided if he wants his kids murdering humans as well as demons n zombies from diablo 3.
[14:13:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm all like man, have you looked at the succubi on d3 lately?
[14:20:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh cool. it's up to linking.
[14:21:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> shame the wind's going crazy out there. otherwise it'd be a fine morning to be fishing. full on 52F out there right now.
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[14:32:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i swear... next time i build a kernel for that box i'm doing it on this one.
[15:17:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - German Green Party MP Considers Subsidized Sex for the Disabled - http://sylnt.us - pon-farr
[16:00:02] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders a bit on what to do with his second recently acquired laptop
[16:36:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.pcgamesn.com
[16:36:21] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[16:36:23] <exec> └─ 13A Linux version of Civ 6 is coming, after users sent bribes of cookies and penguin plushies | PCGamesN
[16:36:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.bluesnews.com
[16:36:38] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[16:36:39] <exec> └─ 13Civilization VI Linux Plans - Blue's News Story
[16:36:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh
[16:37:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~submit http://www.pcgamesn.com
[16:37:26] <exec> └─ 13A Linux version of Civ 6 is coming, after users sent bribes of cookies and penguin plushies | PCGamesN
[16:37:56] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[16:56:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Beijing Creates Environmental Police Force to Tackle Smog Problem - http://sylnt.us - ignoring-the-big-polluters
[17:16:16] <mechanicjay_away> Jesus, I think I'm going to start posting "First!" on all new stories, just so the flamebaits and trolls don't get top comment...
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[18:03:11] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v charon_] by Aphrodite
[18:03:27] <charon_> TheMightyBuzzard: you awake and functional?
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[18:10:58] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v nick] by Aphrodite
[18:11:00] <exec> welcome nick: Laurium, Calumet Township, MI, USA, -2°C/29°F, 1:10 pm GMT-5, Tuesday, 10 January 2017
[18:23:33] <mechanicjay> Ugh, just had a frustrating conversation with my director about gmail/imap and google apps in general.
[18:24:05] * mechanicjay notes for the record that he hates Google Apps and Gmail with a passion
[18:25:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Waymo Vehicles to Hit the Road This Month - http://sylnt.us - look-ma-no-hands
[18:28:39] <charon_> doesn't everyone?
[18:32:39] <FatPhil> leftover pizza next day - eat cold or microwave? discuss...
[18:33:20] <chromas> Yes
[18:34:17] <charon_> cold
[18:34:29] <FatPhil> I'm an eat-cold guy too, I genuinely think it's better cold than reheated.
[18:34:37] <FatPhil> I'm glad I'm not alone.
[18:35:39] <charon_> microwave is too imprecise at re-heating. 44 seconds = still cold. 45 seconds = molten lava
[18:37:35] <FatPhil> our new combo oven can't rotate things when microwaving, so it probably even worse for that.
[18:39:15] <nick> also agree on the cold pizza
[18:42:05] <FatPhil> I only discovered it in my mid-30s, I was always a reheater, and I can't believe how wrong I'd been.
[18:42:17] <FatPhil> OK, maybe late 20s
[18:45:32] <nick> http://fortune.com
[18:45:34] <exec> └─ 13Amazon's Alexa Now Lets You Order Wingstop | Fortune.com
[18:47:00] <nick> i have only become a fan of pizza in the last couple years
[18:47:16] <nick> when i found out it didn't have to be shit
[18:50:52] <charon_> reheated pizza can be good, but you have to do it in a real oven
[18:58:08] <nick> indeed, but really when you walk into the kitchen all fucked up, a cold slice of pizza is almost as good as a cold beer
[19:00:27] * charon_ agrees
[19:09:06] <FatPhil> almost as good as a cup of earl grey tea, hot, I think you'll find.
[19:10:21] <charon_> whoa. could you tell the replicator you want pizza, sausage and mushroom, 12 hours old, cold?
[19:12:43] <nick> that would be something
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[19:31:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> charon_, i wasn't but am now. sup?
[19:33:43] <charon_> how do i make a bootable usb stick for calculate?
[19:34:01] <charon_> i made one but it says it has the wrong version of syslinux
[19:40:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> sudo dd if=/path/to/the.iso of=/dev/whateveryourusbstickis
[19:41:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> like fer instance... sudo dd if=/home/bob/Downloads/cldx-17-x86_64.iso of=/dev/sde
[19:41:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what i used yesterday
[19:41:36] * chromas 's usb drive is also sde
[19:41:41] <chromas> conspiracy!
[19:42:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ... prolly cause they're both usb drivEs
[19:43:09] <charon_> just plain copying? it's from windows though. i was using unetbootin and it installs syslinux as some kind of bootloader
[19:43:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, yeah you don't want that. last time i did it from windows i used rawrite or something
[19:43:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.chrysocome.net
[19:43:53] <exec> └─ 13chrysocome.net - RawWrite for Windows
[19:44:25] <charon_> ah, i will try that tonight. thank you sir
[19:44:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, no, that looks like a floppy writer
[19:44:34] <charon_> blast
[19:44:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.chrysocome.net
[19:44:52] <exec> └─ 13chrysocome.net - dd for windows
[19:45:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like that'll handle it
[19:46:07] <charon_> coolness. i appreciate the help
[19:46:13] <charon_> TheMightyBuzzard++
[19:46:13] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 276
[19:48:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, story about nick cage in my... well not my home town but the town you always went to for anything interesting from my home town. http://newsdaily12.com
[19:48:17] <exec> └─ 13Nicolas Cage Had This to Say About Ada, Oklahoma Residents – News Daily 12
[19:50:32] <charon_> interesting that they didn't recognize him
[19:51:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> they mighta just not said anything. that's kinda how we roll round there. mind yer business.
[19:52:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> or it coulda been younger folks. he ain't made many movies recently.
[19:53:18] <charon_> "shhhhh, i hear he killed the last guy who asked for an autograph"
[19:54:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, s'just that with the little old blue-haired church ladies you get real tired of other folks minding your business and try not to do it to anyone.
[19:54:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[19:54:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[19:54:24] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 272
[19:55:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oakland May Become Rare American City With Strict Rules for Spy Gear Use - http://sylnt.us - make-the-spies-work-a-bit
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[20:12:55] <jasassin> could you imagine if fritz had stolen the brain of a 13 year old jap girl? frankenstein would be wearing loose socks and bedazzled with hello kitty accessories
[20:15:03] <jasassin> #fite fffd
[20:15:03] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:15:17] <MrPlow> #fite fffd falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[20:15:26] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard, heard fcrom bytram. He's still alive
[20:15:46] <chromas> nice
[20:15:56] <chromas> Is he okay though?
[20:16:02] <cmn32480> he is
[20:16:06] <cmn32480> it's his finger
[20:16:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> good good. did they cut it off?
[20:16:19] <chromas> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[20:16:19] <Bender> Added quote 805
[20:16:23] <jasassin> #fite Runaway1956
[20:16:23] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:16:25] <MrPlow> #fite Runaway1956 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[20:16:30] <swiss> #fite jasassin
[20:16:30] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:16:39] <jasassin> you might be in for more than you can handle
[20:16:47] <swiss> Or I may simply kill the beast
[20:16:56] <MrPlow> #fite swiss falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[20:17:00] <jasassin> or not
[20:17:02] <swiss> I was unable to slay the beast :(
[20:17:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite jasassin
[20:17:03] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:17:13] <jasassin> oh yeah thats a fair fight
[20:17:22] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:17:30] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[20:17:31] <cmn32480> exp[ecting to be in the hopsital another day or two
[20:17:45] * jasassin mumbles something bought buncha fuckin bullshit
[20:17:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> for a finger? wtf did he do with it, stick it up a tiger's butt?
[20:17:58] <chromas> Tigers need love too
[20:18:39] <chromas> Oh, he was checking for digital backdoor vulnerabilities
[20:18:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof but they need it from other tigers. i'm too fragile.
[20:18:48] <cmn32480> prolly a staph infection MRSA, or some such
[20:18:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> thou shalt not debug the tiger
[20:18:58] <cmn32480> he;ll fill us in when he gets back I'm sure
[20:19:18] * jasassin cackles
[20:19:20] <cmn32480> ~tell janrinok Bytram is ok. in the hospital another couple days, but he'll live
[20:19:23] <chromas> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[20:19:23] <Bender> Added quote 806
[20:20:15] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders submitting a State of the Bytram story involving tigers and digital debugging
[20:21:25] <jasassin> yeah im sure the world would love a story involving feline prostate exams
[20:22:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> on a related note. i think mrcoolbp got run over by a bus or something. he still ain't answering calls/texts/emails.
[20:22:34] <jasassin> the tricky part is getting the tiger to turn its head and cough
[20:23:00] <jasassin> oh wait, thats two different exams
[20:23:05] <jasassin> oh well... still made me chuckle
[20:23:39] <charon_> hah, i remember explaining that joke to my ex wife
[20:33:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[20:33:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[20:33:51] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 273
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[21:26:25] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[21:26:27] <exec> └─ 13Rucka Rucka Ali - What the Black Says - YouTube
[21:26:36] <jasassin> pow pow pow pow powowopowp pow
[21:26:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Long-Term Stress Erodes Memory - http://sylnt.us - they-need-mouse-sudoku
[21:31:03] <jasassin> wow... so does that mean with all the stress and all the weed i can't remember anything?
[21:31:28] <jasassin> wait i was going somehwere with that...
[21:33:19] <jasassin> confucious say.. is ok to meet girl in park... is much better to park meat in girl
[21:34:17] <jasassin> i hope you rearned somesing today
[21:34:46] * jasassin imagines godzilla fighting king kong
[21:35:23] <jasassin> lets do polls
[21:35:36] <jasassin> godillza vs optimus prime? who would win?
[21:36:55] <takyon> optimus!
[21:37:33] <jasassin> im on the phone with my nephew he said prime too
[21:37:45] <jasassin> hold on hahhaha everyone put in their opinion
[21:37:46] <jasassin> we'll see
[21:38:18] <takyon> my reasoning is that he must have a plasma cutter or gigaton nuke hidden somewhere
[21:39:33] <jasassin> nope
[21:39:37] <jasassin> i talked to my nephew
[21:40:15] <jasassin> he said that optimus would rod along really fast in truck for avoiding the blasts from godzillas breath and then he would rod up beside him and transform and chop his head off with his sword
[21:42:12] <jasassin> i just talked to my brother
[21:42:15] <jasassin> my brother said godzilla
[21:42:33] <jasassin> he's like never heard of optimus prime
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[21:42:41] <jasassin> so im going with godzilla
[21:43:13] <jasassin> boy
[21:43:20] <jasassin> the more i think about it the more it disturbs me
[21:43:57] <jasassin> so we got 3 optimus prime and 1 godzilla
[21:44:08] <jasassin> make that a poll!
[21:44:11] <jasassin> seriously!
[21:44:19] <jasassin> who would win a fight optimus prime or godzilla?
[21:44:20] <takyon> idk even what the current poll is
[21:44:35] <takyon> we tend to have more than 5 options in polls though
[21:44:49] <jasassin> books read
[21:45:03] <jasassin> hmmm well
[21:45:08] <jasassin> i suppose i could add more
[21:45:11] <jasassin> but why not just have two?
[21:45:25] <jasassin> why not?
[21:45:33] <jasassin> less options more discussion
[21:46:11] <jasassin> plus, you have the added benefit of having a first on soylent
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[21:47:00] <takyon> if you're asking me, I've never edited the poll
[21:47:08] <takyon> i'll submit your idea though
[21:47:37] <jasassin> cool
[21:47:45] <jasassin> hey man it doesn't matter if it works or doesn't
[21:47:51] <jasassin> its cooler than a stale poll
[21:48:08] <jasassin> its unique
[21:48:41] <jasassin> and i sincerely, personally, want the opinions of the people who would win? godzilla or optimus prime?
[21:48:57] <jasassin> and why?
[21:49:43] <takyon> ok, submitted and can kicked to someone else
[21:49:50] <jasassin> nice thanks bra
[21:50:21] <jasassin> you aren't such a past present and future dick after all
[21:50:28] <jasassin> wait... does that make any sense?
[21:50:51] <jasassin> sorry man just tripping don't mind me
[21:52:02] <jasassin> i bet if it goes through most people go optimus prime
[21:52:05] <jasassin> because he's a robot
[21:52:14] <jasassin> but i think godzilla would kick his fucking ass
[21:53:17] <takyon> I don't know much of the lore on either side
[21:53:30] <takyon> does energy weapons like power godzilla?
[21:53:48] <jasassin> no
[21:53:53] <jasassin> godzilla is radioactive
[21:54:13] <jasassin> he spits out like a gamma ray out his mouth
[21:54:16] <jasassin> just melts shit
[21:54:25] <takyon> I mean like if he is fighting a robot and gets hit by a beamu, he can resist it and grow stronger
[21:54:52] <jasassin> oh hmmm never relaly thought about that
[21:55:06] <jasassin> i guess it depends upon the beam
[21:55:52] <jasassin> and maybe godzillas armour
[21:56:11] <jasassin> i dont know if optimus primes sword could pierce godzilla
[21:56:44] <jasassin> plus, godzilla hella larger than optimus prime
[21:56:53] <jasassin> so its not like optimus could just chop his head off
[21:56:55] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[21:56:57] <exec> └─ 13know pure evil.mp4 - YouTube
[21:57:26] <jasassin> doesn't play on my system
[21:57:34] <jasassin> just black screen
[21:57:41] <jasassin> wait it started working
[22:00:06] <jasassin> hahahahahahha
[22:00:07] <jasassin> dood
[22:00:09] <jasassin> that little kid
[22:00:14] <jasassin> omfg that cracked me up man
[22:01:06] <takyon> I need food
[22:01:18] <jasassin> i no longer need human food
[22:02:33] <jasassin> my skin is starting to turn silver... im beginning to kick it with the universe
[22:08:13] <takyon> nice, what are you on
[22:08:42] <takyon> time to make some orange marmalade
[22:13:09] <jasassin> not much
[22:13:20] <jasassin> just a few things
[22:13:54] <jasassin> just a little bit of acid, a handfull of mushrooms and im smoking some pot now i dont know why it doesn't really matter
[22:14:33] <jasassin> things sometimes matter but they usually dont
[22:14:43] <jasassin> maybe nothing does who knows
[22:15:14] <takyon> sounds great
[22:15:20] <takyon> I wish some acid would just fall into my lap
[22:15:31] <takyon> not hydrochloric
[22:15:35] <jasassin> why would you want to do this?
[22:15:46] <jasassin> i am praying to god it will stop
[22:15:51] <takyon> hahah
[22:16:29] <jasassin> i look at the clock i got another 8 hours here
[22:16:48] <jasassin> what a way to spend a day off
[22:16:55] <jasassin> offfffffffffffffffffff
[22:17:25] <jasassin> nope
[22:17:44] <jasassin> i can type anymore
[22:17:51] <jasassin> i am
[22:18:08] <jasassin> no sign if got to
[22:18:25] <jasassin> i am going to the tbahtroom
[22:21:12] <Deucalion> Don't let the shampoo bottles trick you into conversing with them!
[22:21:21] <jasassin> i am going to paly left 4 ead 2
[22:21:31] <jasassin> i am done
[22:22:04] <Deucalion> Not sure how well palying will go with that knid of co-ordination :)
[22:23:35] <jasassin> nictone__
[22:23:46] <jasassin> nicotime++
[22:23:46] <Bender> karma - nicotime: 1
[22:25:10] <jasassin> i can't go outside my room
[22:25:13] <jasassin> oh no
[22:25:54] <jasassin> oh reminds me
[22:25:58] <jasassin> gotta go as fast as i can
[22:26:35] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[22:26:37] <exec> └─ 13TV On The Radio - Happy Idiot (Official) - YouTube
[22:26:45] <jasassin> watch that some shit on some hallucinogenics
[22:28:34] <SirFinkus> woohoo, new toy
[22:28:35] <SirFinkus> http://imgur.com
[22:28:37] <exec> └─ 13Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[22:30:21] <FatPhil> nice
[22:30:45] <jasassin> i can't tell what it is but its god a nice floyd rose tremmolo system on it
[22:30:48] <jasassin> damn man
[22:31:26] <jasassin> with i could see the headstock
[22:31:30] * Deucalion waits on SirFinkus shredding vids on the YT :)
[22:31:41] <SirFinkus> ibanez
[22:31:47] <SirFinkus> lolno
[22:31:58] <jasassin> i will
[22:32:03] <jasassin> i could make one if i had a camera
[22:32:09] <jasassin> i'd just do stupid shit
[22:32:21] <jasassin> crossing picking up a phrygian mode
[22:32:33] * Deucalion looks blank
[22:33:21] <jasassin> youtube cross picking
[22:33:30] <jasassin> it makes you play really really fast when you get it down
[22:33:35] <jasassin> i haven't got sweep picking down yet
[22:33:38] <jasassin> thats a bitch
[22:34:05] <SirFinkus> this one has a different scale length, so it's a bit weird playing it
[22:36:24] <jasassin> the first video of cross picking is bullshit
[22:36:27] <jasassin> no
[22:36:40] <jasassin> i could do a better video if i had a camera in the about 10 minutes
[22:37:50] <jasassin> cross picking is easier than they make it
[22:37:54] <jasassin> i gotta go
[22:37:59] <jasassin> afk
[22:41:25] <SirFinkus> michael romeo has a pretty good vid somewhere showing off picking techniques
[22:44:03] <Deucalion> ~weather
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[22:55:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Razer Prototypes Stolen at CES - http://sylnt.us - life-at-the-cutting-edge
[22:58:04] <jasassin> in my eyes people under 25 are still kids
[22:58:19] <jasassin> they shouldn't be allowed to drink or some the weeds
[22:59:03] <jasassin> if they can't get the shit on the black market they shouldn't have it
[23:01:00] <jasassin> i am 41 now
[23:01:04] <jasassin> im glad i lived when i did
[23:01:19] <jasassin> when we could have cegggars and smoke weed before going to class and shit
[23:01:23] <jasassin> those where the days
[23:01:39] <jasassin> it just steadily got more assholish
[23:02:08] <jasassin> we used to have a place where the kids would fight after school, and then they shut that down
[23:02:40] <jasassin> it was kinda cool to have hundreds of people with a thunderdome kinda thing... two men enter one man leaves
[23:02:56] <jasassin> i watched a couple of them before they shut it down
[23:03:36] <jasassin> one was ryan andreesen a huge kid that could bench like 350 and he got into it with anthony flammond a huge indian kid..
[23:03:38] <jasassin> oh man
[23:04:00] <jasassin> it went like this:
[23:04:21] <jasassin> anthony cracks ryan, ryan drops with a resounding crack to his face
[23:04:31] <jasassin> ryan gets back up this he's ready for round two
[23:04:36] <jasassin> anthony cracks ryan, ryan drops with a resounding crack to his face
[23:04:51] <jasassin> ryan gets up and shakes anthonys hand
[23:04:57] <jasassin> he was bested
[23:05:01] <jasassin> thats the way it used to be
[23:05:39] <jasassin> aint nothing wrong with thinking you are the baddest ass motherfucker and getting your ass handed to you. just admit defeat.
[23:05:57] <jasassin> that stuck in my mind
[23:06:18] <jasassin> give it your best shot, but learn when to give up
[23:07:00] <jasassin> is that a negative attitude?
[23:09:40] <jasassin> i think i need to tune up my IBM Model-M keyboard
[23:11:12] * jasassin is only a victim in a white mans world
[23:11:52] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[23:11:54] <exec> └─ 13Rucka Rucka Ali - What the Black Says - YouTube
[23:17:15] <Deucalion> People in certain countries are kept / treated as kids well into their 20s jasassin. It's not a healthy approach in the long term IMO as ref acceptance of sexuality and responsibility at the appropriate ages for such things. I'd start on about hangovers of puritanism and their long shadow, but I'd be here forever and I promised myself a good night of kip tonight :)
[23:29:43] <takyon> cutting 9 oranges takes a long time
[23:34:41] <jasassin> somewhere deep in detroit... i know you're rioting
[23:37:13] <jasassin> hmmmm
[23:37:22] <jasassin> deucalion you do bring up good points
[23:37:45] <jasassin> if you look at history its a matter of when and where
[23:38:02] <jasassin> hell the japanese age for consent was 12 until a matter of years ago
[23:38:08] <jasassin> not THAT long ago
[23:38:19] <jasassin> now its 14 i think
[23:38:39] <jasassin> in south dakota sioux falls, where i live its 16
[23:38:53] <jasassin> its just an arbitrary number as far as i can tell
[23:39:15] <jasassin> i think scientifically speaking it should be after the female has her first mentruation
[23:39:38] <jasassin> but thats just a scientific analysis
[23:40:10] <takyon> one sec
[23:40:13] <jasassin> and hard to make laws about
[23:42:31] <jasassin> if you are bring up some link with an 8 year old african girl having a baby im gonna punch you in the nuts
[23:43:02] <takyon> nah
[23:43:22] <takyon> tough to find shit in my comment history though
[23:44:37] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[23:44:40] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews Comments | Gatebox: Your New Holographic AI Assistant "Waifu"
[23:45:12] <takyon> In my first reply, the quora link shows the nuance of japanese law
[23:45:30] <takyon> illegal at young ages but light punishment
[23:45:52] <jasassin> i dont understand
[23:46:07] <jasassin> i read it, but i dont understand
[23:46:31] <jasassin> its just a bunch of gibberish
[23:46:43] <takyon> https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net
[23:46:45] <jasassin> might as well be mr tower in 8th grade algebra2
[23:46:58] <jasassin> ok
[23:47:01] <jasassin> here we go
[23:47:34] <jasassin> wow... what a clusterfuck
[23:47:43] <takyon> i know right
[23:47:46] <jasassin> i gave it about 30 seconds
[23:47:49] <jasassin> and i just said fuck this shit
[23:48:01] <takyon> it's because there's a federal type law, and then extra laws at the prefectural level
[23:48:31] <jasassin> so if you are emporer at 85 you can still fuck anyone you want and not matter
[23:48:54] <takyon> at the end of the day, you just need to not get caught
[23:49:02] * jasassin loves takyon
[23:49:35] <jasassin> what a weird taste in my mouth
[23:49:52] <takyon> that's what happens
[23:50:18] * Deucalion suspects that "men should be allowed to marry little girls" Deuteronomy troll will resurface if we carry on this discussion!
[23:50:38] <jasassin> hahahhaah
[23:50:41] <takyon> are you implying that troll is on this channel?
[23:50:42] <jasassin> i love that guy
[23:50:46] <jasassin> makes me laugh every time
[23:50:56] <takyon> also if you want a weird taste in your mouth, Obama's farewell address is in 2 hours
[23:51:07] <jasassin> meh
[23:51:13] <jasassin> i dont like the taste of black
[23:51:17] <takyon> followed by Trump's exciting press conference tomorrow
[23:51:20] <jasassin> not like i've ever tasted it
[23:51:20] <Deucalion> takyon, on this channel or not, it's logged and put on a webpage....
[23:51:32] <jasassin> but i never ate shit, but that doens't mean that i dont know i would'nt like the taste of it
[23:51:37] <jasassin> and i voted for that cocksmoker twice
[23:51:41] <jasassin> FUCK YOU OBAMA
[23:51:56] <jasassin> and that muppet head hillary
[23:52:07] <jasassin> and all these butthurt faggits whining about trump
[23:52:11] <jasassin> just stfu and deal with it
[23:53:01] <jasassin> i can't believe the ammount of butthurt in this election
[23:53:06] <jasassin> its astronomical
[23:53:44] <jasassin> well i hope you enjoyed our first, and last, black president
[23:55:33] <jasassin> i know i really appreciated the 75 dollars he took out of my minimum wage ass that couldn't afford insurance anyway sad sack of shit person
[23:56:07] <jasassin> its really nice to know that i dont have any insurance but im paying for someone eleses
[23:56:16] <jasassin> that makes me feel really good when im making minimum wage
[23:56:20] <jasassin> FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER
[23:57:52] <jasassin> maybe the simple fact of the matter is
[23:57:57] <jasassin> people should just die
[23:58:20] <jasassin> fuck it... bullet to the head like horses
[23:58:24] <jasassin> man if you are 80 years old
[23:58:33] <jasassin> and can't walk, can't get up to take a shit
[23:58:41] <jasassin> it would be a favor wouldn't it?
[23:58:55] <jasassin> the eskimo do this
[23:59:07] <jasassin> when the old man can't hunt anymore its the duty of the eldest son to kill his father