#Soylent | Logs for 2017-01-07
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[00:00:06] <jasassin> #fite charon
[00:00:06] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:00:20] <MrPlow> #fite charon falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[00:40:54] <Runaway1956> Gonna submit this - it's a good merge and/or addendum to the existing submission here - https://soylentnews.org
[00:40:57] <exec> └─ 13New Analysis of Swedish Police Report Confirms Julian Assange's Version in Sweden's Case: SoylentNews Submission
[00:41:21] <Runaway1956> #submit http://beforeitsnews.com
[00:41:21] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[00:41:23] <exec> └─ 13A Must Read: Why I am Convinced that Anna Ardin is a Liar | Politics
[00:41:41] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://beforeitsnews.com
[00:41:43] <exec> └─ 13A Must Read: Why I am Convinced that Anna Ardin is a Liar | Politics
[00:42:00] <Runaway1956> ehhh - maybe I do it manually
[00:42:14] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[00:42:22] <Runaway1956> oh - it worked
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[00:46:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hospital Patient Posts 15,000 People's Protected Health Information on Social Media Site - http://sylnt.us - payback-for-the-drafty-gowns
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[02:16:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fixing Fake News - http://sylnt.us - let's-keep-the-onion
[02:51:25] <mrpg> Flying with firearms is legal in the US as long as the guns are kept in a locked, hard-sided container.
[02:51:35] <mrpg> ??¡!¡!!?!?!!!¡
[02:51:45] <mrpg> http://www.bbc.com
[02:51:48] <exec> └─ 13Fort Lauderdale airport shooting: Five people shot dead by Florida gunman - BBC News
[03:00:14] <cmn32480> correct mrpg
[03:00:23] <cmn32480> they have to go in checked luggage under the plane
[03:01:52] <mrpg> well well well, spank my ass and call me charlie. I thought if they were afraid of water, maybe guns were a no no.
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[03:16:41] <Fnord666> mrpg Ammo as well but it must be in the checked luggage.
[03:17:28] <mrpg> Maybe after this they'll change that.
[03:18:32] <Fnord666> Back in the days of checked baggage that often got lost, some people checked a small starter pistol (only shoots blanks) as in their luggage. The airlines keep very good tabs on luggage with guns in them.
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[03:32:42] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, -14°C/6°F, 7:32 pm GMT-8, Friday, 6 January 2017
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[03:44:26] <SirFinkus> https://youtu.be
[03:44:28] <exec> └─ 13Business of Pizza: The Pizza Show - YouTube
[03:44:45] <SirFinkus> I fucking hate "startup" culture
[03:45:05] <SirFinkus> I think this startup might be among the more retarded I've heard of
[03:45:27] <Fnord666> Sounds like you're not looking hard enough
[03:45:56] <SirFinkus> naw, this is especially stupid
[03:46:06] <Fnord666> now I'm intrigued
[03:46:11] <SirFinkus> their revolutionary idea is that people can order pizza with an app
[03:46:17] <SirFinkus> or using a website
[03:46:24] <SirFinkus> they plan on taking down dominos
[03:46:43] <SirFinkus> and they have a truck with 56 ovens on it that cook the pizzas as they are delivered
[03:47:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Norway to Become 1st Country to Switch Off FM Radio - http://sylnt.us - more-haste-less-satisfaction
[03:47:13] <SirFinkus> they gotta "nail that experience"
[03:47:57] <SirFinkus> but they have to assemble the pizza in a warehouse somewhere
[03:48:15] <SirFinkus> but they use ROBOTS
[03:49:34] <Fnord666> It looks like a company designed to burn through investment money as quickly as possible before going under.
[03:49:59] <SirFinkus> who falls for this?
[03:51:08] <Fnord666> So apparently they aren't even cooking en route yet.
[03:51:43] <nick> SirFinkus++
[03:51:43] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 46
[03:51:55] <SirFinkus> so they're going to pre-cook 56 pizzas, and put them on their stupid fucking truck and deliver all of those all just in time
[03:52:02] <Fnord666> oh shit apparently they even have a patent for cooking en route.
[03:52:16] <SirFinkus> they have a patent because it's fucking retarded
[03:52:28] <Fnord666> the business or the patent office
[03:52:29] <Fnord666> ?
[03:52:44] <SirFinkus> if they were doing individual orders, that would be one thing
[03:52:45] <SirFinkus> the business
[03:52:46] <SirFinkus> it's a stupid idea
[03:52:58] <SirFinkus> unless you can prep the pizza in the truck, which it doesn't look like they can
[03:53:04] <nick> register the business, get a patent, put a $25m price on the company and it's assets.
[03:53:13] <Fnord666> yup
[03:53:24] <nick> get $800k from some VC, go live in the bahamas
[03:53:33] <Fnord666> Get someone else to put up the VC
[03:54:10] <Fnord666> Only in Cali man only in Cali
[03:54:58] <SirFinkus> I guess VCs don't need to be smart
[03:55:03] <SirFinkus> only have a lot of money
[03:55:15] <Fnord666> Sadly there's some guy in there with a PhD from MIT programming a robot to smear pizza sauce around.
[03:55:49] <nick> VC's are not necessarily investing all their own money
[03:56:25] <SirFinkus> here's what I think
[03:56:44] <SirFinkus> they've got some kind of patent on some shitty tomato sauce spreading robot
[03:56:50] <SirFinkus> which is the only thing of value the business have
[03:56:52] <SirFinkus> *has
[03:56:56] <SirFinkus> someone wants that patent
[03:57:01] <charon> http://wspa.com
[03:57:03] <exec> └─ 13'Uber for laundry' idea considered by appliance company
[03:57:10] <SirFinkus> it's a fucking patent troll
[03:57:28] <SirFinkus> nevermind, the vcs aren't stupid, neither is the company
[03:57:31] <SirFinkus> just the business idea
[03:57:41] <SirFinkus> which is just a front so they can claim the patent is being used
[03:57:44] <Fnord666> VCs never spend their own money do they?
[03:57:47] <SirFinkus> motherfuckers
[03:58:10] <nick> lots of possible structures
[03:58:49] <Fnord666> and as long as it gets bought out soon enough for a reasonable enough return on investment, everyone wins, right?
[03:58:54] <SirFinkus> once again, it proved I wasn't being nearly cynical enough
[03:59:02] <nick> im watching the video now
[03:59:54] <nick> this shit...
[04:00:06] <Fnord666> Somebody put the bottom of a walking cane over the print head of a 3d delta printer and loaded up the gcode to make it go in cirles.
[04:00:32] <Fnord666> and a sauce dumper left over from a 3rd grade science fair project
[04:00:58] <SirFinkus> they have to have a patent on something
[04:01:02] <SirFinkus> only explaination
[04:01:17] <Fnord666> I think it's on the actual finishing cooking the pizza on the way
[04:01:36] <Fnord666> rather than just keeping it warm till it gets there.
[04:01:38] <SirFinkus> which is stupid the way they're doing it
[04:01:55] <SirFinkus> but might be ok for more traditional deliver vehicles
[04:02:21] <nick> https://www.crunchbase.com
[04:03:23] <charon> that does not sound like a novel idea to me
[04:03:24] <Fnord666> patents don't have to be brilliant, just unique
[04:04:04] <Fnord666> Do they have a patent or just a patent application "patent pending"
[04:04:33] <Fnord666> Too many startups deliberately conflate the two
[04:04:44] <SirFinkus> no clue
[04:04:50] <nick> http://patents.justia.com
[04:04:52] <exec> └─ 13Patents by Assignee ZUME PIZZA, INC. - Justia Patents Search
[04:04:56] <SirFinkus> I just figure they have to have *something* more than what's shown
[04:05:26] <SirFinkus> I can't even imagine that hasn't been thought of before
[04:06:27] <nick> https://www.google.com
[04:06:29] <exec> └─ 13Patent US9292889 - Systems and methods of preparing food products - Google Patents
[04:06:33] <Fnord666> Not who thinks of it first, it's who patents it first
[04:06:56] <nick> such a load of shit
[04:08:44] <SirFinkus> looks like a fun place to work though, they have the trendiest beanbags!
[04:09:09] <Fnord666> I don't know. Where's the foosball table?
[04:09:26] <nick> 'To protect its business, the startup has patented the whole process of cooking food in ovens while a vehicle is moving (the patent probably gives Zume defensible intellectual property, says one patent lawyer). The company only operates in Mountain View, but has expansion plans. Since its founding last year it has reportedly raised $6m from investors, among them Jerry Yang, a co-founder and former boss of Yahoo'
[04:09:53] <nick> 'rival pizza companies and from food-delivery firms have been driving by in unmarked cars taking photographs of the office and the vans'
[04:10:45] <SirFinkus> the rival companies thing seems like bullshit
[04:10:55] <SirFinkus> to make it seem like they'Re on to something
[04:11:19] <nick> 'SignalFire, a venture capital firm that identifies investment opportunities using machine learning.'
[04:12:04] <nick> never know, in 3 years it could be the netflix of pizza delivery
[04:12:19] <SirFinkus> or the facebook
[04:13:20] <Fnord666> Or you may be able to by the pizzaest truck at the liquidation
[04:18:41] <Fnord666> Good night SirFinkus
[04:18:48] <SirFinkus> night
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[05:16:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HDMI 2.1 Announced - http://sylnt.us - looking-good
[06:22:10] <charon> ~arthur ad5bd1
[06:22:12] <exec> 455 stories loaded
[06:22:12] <exec> attempting to submit story: "US intelligence: Putin sought to help Trump in election"
[06:22:43] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[06:22:49] <exec> 454 stories loaded
[06:35:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FTC Announces $25k Internet-of-Things Security Challenge - http://sylnt.us - something-desperately-needed
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[07:51:29] <jasassin> Who the fuck would want to buy a shitty pizza truck with 56 ovens in it?
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[08:35:57] <martyb_> have had 3x unasyn and on 2nd vancomycin atm.
[08:38:18] <martyb_> there was a star trek ma rathon (TOS & Next Gen) so tha t was nicr. ok gtg. havw a great day eveetone!
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[09:26:06] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, -16°C/4°F, 1:26 am GMT-8, Saturday, 7 January 2017
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[18:57:40] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 2°C/36°F, 10:57 am GMT-8, Saturday, 7 January 2017
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[20:08:45] <jasassin> #fite mngrif
[20:08:45] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:08:59] <MrPlow> #fite mngrif falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[20:11:05] <jasassin> #fite u
[20:11:05] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:11:11] <MrPlow> #fite u falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[20:12:13] <jasassin> #fite alexbst
[20:12:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:12:23] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at alexbst's feet.
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[20:26:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hate Crime Charges Filed Over Beating Live Streamed to Facebook - http://sylnt.us
[20:39:09] <chromas> from the days-later dept ;)
[20:40:45] <Fnord666> lol
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[21:21:21] <Subsentient> $wz
[21:21:22] <aqu4> No games available.
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