#Soylent | Logs for 2017-01-05
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[00:07:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Brand-New Human Organ Has Been Classified - http://sylnt.us - and-you've-had-it-all-along
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[01:09:45] <chromas> Squeedlyspooge
[01:09:50] <chromas> dept
[01:09:52] <chromas> from the
[01:26:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Probing Ways to Turn Cement's Weakness to Strength - http://sylnt.us - news-from-the-Romans
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[01:43:17] <exec> welcome nick: Laurium, Calumet Township, MI, USA, -14°C/7°F, 8:43 pm GMT-5, Wednesday, 4 January 2017
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[02:39:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know what? fuck the lcars theme for now. it's not making the cut this time.
[02:56:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Vinyl and Streaming Sales Offset CD Decline in UK Music Sales - http://sylnt.us - where-did-I-put-that-Dansette-record-player?
[03:02:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> one more before i go
[03:02:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.techdirt.com
[03:02:16] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[03:02:18] <exec> └─ 13Facebook Censors Art Historian's Photo Of Neptune's Statue-Penis | Techdirt
[03:02:28] <charon> copycat
[03:02:42] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[03:02:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, you already subbed it?
[03:02:49] <charon> yeah, through arthur
[03:03:07] <charon> i'll merge them later
[03:03:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, just so long as it's there then
[03:03:53] <charon> i thought it was pretty funny too
[03:05:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to be many a joke on that one, including the dept line
[03:09:16] <chromas> I'm sure you'll get back to the lcars theme long before the next update ;)
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[04:21:48] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, -13°C/9°F, 8:21 pm GMT-8, Wednesday, 4 January 2017
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[04:23:48] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, -13°C/9°F, 8:23 pm GMT-8, Wednesday, 4 January 2017
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[04:25:32] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, -13°C/9°F, 8:25 pm GMT-8, Wednesday, 4 January 2017
[04:26:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - One Man's Quest to Change the Way We Die - http://sylnt.us - don't-fear-the-reaper
[04:27:25] <chromas> in 'n' out apparently
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[04:44:33] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, -13°C/8°F, 8:44 pm GMT-8, Wednesday, 4 January 2017
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[05:25:12] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, -13°C/8°F, 9:25 pm GMT-8, Wednesday, 4 January 2017
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[05:51:53] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, -13°C/8°F, 9:51 pm GMT-8, Wednesday, 4 January 2017
[06:06:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tech Outlook Dampened by Political Uncertainty - http://sylnt.us - and-I-feel-fine
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[07:37:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nanowire 'Inks' Enable Paper-based Printable Electronics - http://sylnt.us - paper-or-plastic?
[09:06:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Top-Secret-cleared SOCOM Medics Hit in 11GB Govt Database Leak - http://sylnt.us - now-everyone-can-play-doctor
[10:37:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chrysler Unveils a High-tech Car for Millennials - http://sylnt.us - even-your-car-is-connected
[12:06:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Xmas Software Update to US Customs Computer Systems Didn't Work Too Well - http://sylnt.us - this-is-jack's-complete-lack-of-surprise
[12:32:59] <FatPhil> ~weather
[12:33:01] <exec> 10Tallinn, Estonia - currently 9°F / -13°C, snow showers, wind N at 15 mph, humidity 86% - Thursday snow showers (12°F:14°F / -11°C:-10°C), Friday partly cloudy (9°F:16°F / -13°C:-9°C), Saturday snow showers (24°F:26°F / -4°C:-3°C), Sunday partly cloudy (26°F:29°F / -3°C:-2°C)
[12:34:01] <FatPhil> too cold to go out to lunch or the shops. Looks like it's gonna be cereal with cheesy milk :-(((
[12:56:35] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:56:36] * exec metrosexually gives a dong of cheesy poofs to TheMightyBuzzard
[12:56:44] <cmn32480> got yer saw out to cut holes in the ice?
[12:56:49] <cmn32480> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[12:56:50] <exec> 10Humboldt, TN, USA - currently 29°F / -2°C, snow showers, wind NE at 6 mph, humidity 69% - Thursday snow (21°F:36°F / -6°C:2°C), Friday cloudy (14°F:26°F / -10°C:-3°C), Saturday sunny (16°F:30°F / -9°C:-1°C), Sunday mostly sunny (21°F:36°F / -6°C:2°C)
[13:00:56] <FatPhil> Whoever programmed khallow's generative grammar did a very good job. Apart from the information being communicated, he almost makes sense!
[13:03:33] <cmn32480> got an example?
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[13:34:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[13:34:19] * exec deliciously stuffs a raid 1 volume of turkey burger into cmn32480
[13:34:24] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:34:25] * exec provocatively irritates an NTFS volume of broiled hog anus with TheMightyBuzzard
[13:34:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid snow
[13:34:37] <cmn32480> I win
[13:34:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, there is no part of a hog that is not delicious
[13:34:59] <cmn32480> we are lokoing at 1 to 2 inches accumulation
[13:35:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i doubt this nonsense will stick to the ground but it certainly sticks to metal jon boats
[13:36:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... well, i've no SN coding to do at the moment so i think i'll get some stuff i been meaning to do to MrPlow done
[13:37:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Wrong Eating Habits Can Hurt Your Brain, Not Just Your Waistline - http://sylnt.us - you-are-what-you-eat
[13:50:41] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders how best to delay saving of characters until the fite is done
[13:51:49] <cmn32480> have all fites take 1 level from chromas
[13:52:21] <cmn32480> or.... have the guy who is highest on the list get attacked with no retaliation in every fite
[13:56:06] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[13:57:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i may shorten up fites too. change the math for high level characters so they hit harder if they're fiting another high level character.
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[14:37:01] <FatPhil> Finally - I've been waiting for this for evar!!! http://www.theregister.co.uk
[14:37:02] <exec> └─ 13Internet of Sh*t has an early 2017 winner – a 'smart' Wi-Fi hairbrush • The Register
[14:39:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt where is my hairbrush
[14:39:09] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[15:01:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[15:01:33] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[15:02:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[15:02:20] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[15:04:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[15:04:57] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[15:05:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[15:05:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:06:00] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[15:07:14] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles at a minor bug
[15:08:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Skimming Will Grow in 2017 - http://sylnt.us - blame-magnetism
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[15:16:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[15:16:56] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[15:17:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[15:17:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:18:12] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[15:19:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[15:19:41] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[15:20:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[15:20:43] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:21:00] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[15:26:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[15:26:47] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[15:27:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[15:27:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:27:57] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[15:28:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar, scoreboard is updating properly again.
[15:28:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[15:28:41] <MrPlow> #fite The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[15:28:41] <MrPlow> #fite the gods have smiled upon nick
[15:30:44] * TheMightyBuzzard wanders off to do something less productive
[15:37:10] <cmn32480> that's a pretty hefty multiplier
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[16:47:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft's Browsers May Have Hit Rock Bottom - http://sylnt.us - do-we-still-hate-microsoft
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[17:49:56] <cmn32480> WOOO! Hot and sour soup, with some extra Serranos really clears the sinuses
[17:53:27] <mechanicjay> too early for hot and sour soup.
[17:55:23] <cmn32480> you just live in the ewrong time zone
[17:57:35] <mechanicjay> yeah, beer thrity comes pretty late here
[18:00:16] <cmn32480> only relative to here
[18:00:31] <cmn32480> and of course, Deucalion has beer thirty as you are getting to work....
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[18:13:56] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 4°C/40°F, 7:13 pm GMT+1, Thursday, 5 January 2017
[18:14:42] * cmn32480 needs this: https://smile.amazon.com
[18:15:04] <charon> hiyo janrinok
[18:15:18] <janrinok> charon hello to you too
[18:15:36] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[18:15:37] <janrinok> has cmn spoken to you?
[18:15:37] * exec metrosexually coalesces a tinfoil hat of time with janrinok
[18:15:44] <charon> finally done with the holiday crush of visitors?
[18:15:58] <janrinok> yep - final ones left yesterday!
[18:16:05] <janrinok> back to programming for fun
[18:16:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gemcoin, Cryptocurrency That Never Existed, Was a Scam All Along - http://sylnt.us - this-is-truly-outrageous
[18:16:14] <charon> and no. i read the backscroll, but cmn said he was going to let you handle my punishment
[18:16:29] <charon> or abuse
[18:16:31] <janrinok> lol
[18:16:40] <janrinok> over to #editorial
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[18:23:16] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 5°C/41°F, 7:23 pm GMT+1, Thursday, 5 January 2017
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[18:26:00] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 5°C/41°F, 7:26 pm GMT+1, Thursday, 5 January 2017
[18:29:31] <mechanicjay> Oh FFS -- Higher Ed has some strange ideas about stuff.
[18:30:11] <cmn32480> this is somehow a news flash?
[18:31:27] <mechanicjay> I'm trying to suss out if a given login account is an active member of the University. Apparently if you're retired faculty or staff, you still get some resources, so you're like semi-active...It turns out to be way harder than it should be to find out if someone is an active student to active employee.
[18:31:42] <mechanicjay> actually, active student is easy, they pay, really good records around that.
[18:32:12] <mechanicjay> But hey you work here, or maybe did, but like maybe we stopped paying you, or not?
[18:37:35] <cmn32480> Call HR
[18:37:41] <cmn32480> file a grievance
[18:37:53] <cmn32480> or, let chromas do it for you.. that'll get results
[18:38:24] <cmn32480> best answer... shut it down. and see if anybody squeals
[18:38:39] * chromas grieves for mechanicjay
[18:38:51] <mechanicjay> No way, I just got access to this data after weeks of filling out forms -- don't need to rock the boat.
[18:43:31] <cmn32480> you are no fun at all
[18:44:36] <charon> i vote for shutting it down too
[18:56:39] <janrinok> I vote that you give us all accounts and unlimited resources - that way at least the systems would be used to the max!
[19:29:33] <chromas> http://thehill.com
[19:29:35] <exec> └─ 13Sanders uses oversized Trump tweet as floor prop | TheHill
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[19:43:16] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 4°C/39°F, 8:43 pm GMT+1, Thursday, 5 January 2017
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[19:47:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> anybody here familiar with Apache mod_rewrite rules? I'm trying to set some up but they're not working and I can't figure out why.
[19:47:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Richard Feynman Put Himself on the FBI's Do Not Call List - http://sylnt.us - don't-you-know-who-i-am?
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[19:49:36] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 4°C/39°F, 8:49 pm GMT+1, Thursday, 5 January 2017
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[19:51:35] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 4°C/39°F, 8:51 pm GMT+1, Thursday, 5 January 2017
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[20:35:40] <chromas> http://imgur.com
[20:35:42] <exec> └─ 13You can do it yourself ,-)) - Album on Imgur
[20:38:36] <charon> that link is not safe for anyone except a dentist
[20:41:16] <cmn32480> #smake chromas
[20:41:16] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a pay cut
[21:22:01] <cmn32480> #fite Regurgitator
[21:22:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[21:22:04] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[21:22:09] <cmn32480> #fite Aphrodite
[21:22:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[21:22:20] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[21:22:28] <cmn32480> #fite Bender
[21:22:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[21:22:36] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[21:25:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Faraday Future Unveils Super Fast Electric Car at CES 2017 - http://sylnt.us
[21:36:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Faraday Future Unveils Super Quick Electric Car at CES 2017 - http://sylnt.us
[21:37:22] <charon> hmm, is bender skipping?
[21:40:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> IIRC, he re-posts if there's an update to the story.
[21:44:45] <cmn32480> correct
[21:44:59] <charon> i see it. takyon changed the headline
[21:45:39] <cmn32480> 50 lashes with a cold wet noodle
[21:48:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> Does Bender rely on RSS to get SN headlines?
[21:50:24] * cmn32480 shurgs
[21:50:36] <cmn32480> Bender is a pile of freaking spaghetti...
[21:50:55] * cmn32480 counts the minutes...
[21:51:03] <cmn32480> flurries have started landing...
[21:51:15] <charon> winter is coming
[21:51:24] <cmn32480> people are going to go full-retard for the drive home
[21:51:33] <cmn32480> it's like 6 flakes
[21:51:44] <cmn32480> DON"T DRIVE LIKE ASSHOLES
[21:51:51] <cmn32480> they wont' listen
[21:51:55] <cmn32480> they never doo
[21:52:09] <cmn32480> and the supermarkets are bereft of milk, bread and toilet paper
[21:52:27] <charon> because, like you, they didn't stock up early?
[21:52:55] <cmn32480> I got plenty of socks in case of TP shortage
[21:53:15] <cmn32480> no stocking up
[21:53:25] <cmn32480> we are getting like 2 inches total, MAYBE
[21:53:49] <cmn32480> roads will be clear by morngin commute
[21:54:02] <cmn32480> people are freaking out like it is snowmageddon all over again
[21:54:18] <cmn32480> I get stocking up when they tell us we are getting 3feet
[21:54:31] <cmn32480> even 12 inches
[21:54:39] <cmn32480> but seriously? it's 2 inches
[21:54:41] <charon> they're going to cancel school for a week
[21:54:46] <cmn32480> drive a littel slow and you are fine
[21:54:52] <cmn32480> not my problem...
[21:54:55] <cmn32480> wife stays home
[21:55:09] <cmn32480> she can go bat shit crazzy with the kids for another week
[21:57:24] <charon> a couple years back there was a bunch of snow storms within a few weeks. they'd just have re-opened school after clearing one storm and closed it again. it drove parent nuts
[21:58:47] <charon> including me, being a parent. the school districts are a bunch of overly cautious dopes
[21:59:42] <cmn32480> tiem to go deal with the retards on the roads!
[21:59:47] <cmn32480> y'all have a good night
[22:01:07] <charon> good luck
[22:56:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 3D Ocean Map Tracks Ecosystems in Unprecedented Detail - http://sylnt.us - is-it-available-on-google-maps-yet?
[23:48:13] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.washingtonpost.com
[23:48:14] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[23:48:15] <exec> └─ 13Hate crime charges filed after ‘reprehensible’ video shows attack on mentally ill man in Chicago - The Washington Post
[23:48:39] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[23:55:40] <chromas> from the unexpected dept