#Soylent | Logs for 2017-01-04
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[00:05:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Can I Help My Child to Fall Asleep and Stay Asleep? - http://sylnt.us - zzzzzz-WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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[01:35:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Military Could Deploy More "Cyber Weapons" Against ISIS - http://sylnt.us - make-stuff-go-boom
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[02:44:33] <Bytram> #fite Loggie
[02:44:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:44:36] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[02:44:42] <Bytram> #fite aqu4
[02:44:42] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:45:02] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[02:45:20] <Bytram> #fitectl weapon
[02:45:20] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for Bytram set to .
[02:45:30] <Bytram> #fitectl armor  
[02:45:30] <MrPlow> #fite armor for Bytram set to  .
[02:45:37] <Bytram> #fitectl scoreboard
[02:45:37] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[02:45:46] <Bytram> =)
[02:52:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Bytram
[02:52:30] * MrPlow smakes Bytram upside the head with pleasant hooters
[02:53:39] * Bytram chuckles
[02:53:54] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: how's things? happy new year, too!
[02:54:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty fair, pretty fair.
[02:54:35] <Bytram> seems like we've been on opposite schedules or sumthin
[02:54:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, no schedule for me. been off in OK
[02:55:03] <Bytram> that sounds OK
[02:55:08] <Bytram> (bad pun intended)
[02:55:15] <Bytram> hope you had a good trip!
[02:56:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, pretty fair
[02:56:53] <Bytram> do any fishing there?
[02:57:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> lil bit. got proper skunked though.
[02:57:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> takin the boat out tomorrow though
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[02:58:41] <charon> hey TheMightyBuzzard, did you change my #fite weapon and armor?
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[02:59:11] <jasassin> what does the black say
[02:59:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> charon, of course. i regularly go through and change everyone's who has html in it.
[02:59:56] <charon> awww. fun while it lasted
[03:00:01] <charon> ~blame
[03:00:02] * exec points at Bytram
[03:00:02] <jasassin> what does the TMB say?
[03:00:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, time for a nap
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[03:00:27] Bytram is now known as Bytram|fite
[03:00:28] <jasassin> i just woke up
[03:00:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, or see yall later, fishin time.
[03:00:41] <jasassin> oh no
[03:00:42] <jasassin> cmon
[03:00:47] <jasassin> i just login and you are gonna bail
[03:00:50] <jasassin> fucking bogus
[03:00:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> no... that's what the TMB says
[03:01:09] * jasassin smiles
[03:01:10] Bytram|fite is now known as Bytram
[03:01:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt what does the fox say
[03:01:24] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[03:01:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i actually know that one cause we have foxes across the street and they're noisy.
[03:03:02] <charon> i fondly recall the "see n say" from my childhood
[03:03:58] <jasassin> hahahahahahahahhaha
[03:04:00] <jasassin> rpf;
[03:05:18] <jasassin> what the fuck
[03:15:39] <jasassin> i cannot believe that someone put that much effort into that fox song
[03:15:45] <jasassin> i disbelieve
[03:15:51] * jasassin rolls a 20 sided dice
[03:16:32] <jasassin> #fight Bender
[03:16:39] <jasassin> #fite Bender
[03:16:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:16:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #roll 1d20
[03:16:46] <MrPlow> pass 1: 19
[03:16:53] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:17:11] <jasassin> wow for a saving throw thats pretty shitty
[03:17:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Studies Refute Hypothesis on What Caused Abrupt Climate Change Thousands of Years Ago - http://sylnt.us - no-smoking-bolide
[03:17:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> not if you're playin 5e
[03:17:33] <jasassin> hmmmmm
[03:17:48] <jasassin> i've got all the books in pdf i'm reading them but havent got that far
[03:18:21] <jasassin> we played the fuck out of third edition
[03:18:59] <jasassin> people take that shit seriously... i i had a guy pissed off for me about a year
[03:19:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, it's like they took 3e, simplified the math without stupiding it up, entirely ignored 4e, and printed
[03:20:32] <jasassin> you ever play magic the gathering?
[03:21:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> like half a dozen times. didn't really keep my interest.
[03:21:12] <jasassin> i had a stupid asshole attack... i traded a blue moxy for a fireball
[03:21:27] <jasassin> that moxy now is worth hundreds of dollars
[03:21:30] <jasassin> so fucking stupid
[03:22:00] <jasassin> now my most valuable card is a berserk
[03:22:04] <jasassin> anyone wanna buy it?
[03:22:08] <jasassin> i'll sell it for 100
[03:22:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, who'd pay for that nonsense? you wanna invest money do it in something with proven value over time like comics.
[03:22:59] <jasassin> hahahaha
[03:23:19] <jasassin> hey not joking here... i have the comic where superman dies
[03:23:32] <jasassin> its still in the black wrapper, got a wristband in it
[03:23:43] <jasassin> i downloaded the pdf to read it
[03:24:06] <jasassin> they say that its worthless because everyone bought it
[03:24:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got the one where the second team of xmen (wolverine, storm, nightcrawler, etc...) got introduced. used to have avengers #1 but i dunno where it went.
[03:24:45] <jasassin> wtf thats marvel
[03:25:00] <jasassin> different universe
[03:25:06] <jasassin> still cool
[03:25:27] <jasassin> just my shitty opinion but i think marvel is way cooler than dc... stan lee rules
[03:25:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, got a big ole box of em given to me by my uncle back when i was like 6.
[03:25:50] <jasassin> nice
[03:25:53] <jasassin> thats fucking cool
[03:26:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> needless to say mint is not a word that can be used to describe any of them.
[03:26:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> every one has been read at least 5 times.
[03:26:42] <jasassin> tmb you ever smoke the weed?
[03:26:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> not since i was old enough to buy booze
[03:27:02] <jasassin> wow
[03:27:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> no point. i didn't like the smell at all and liked alcohol's high better.
[03:27:55] <jasassin> i love booze and weed
[03:28:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus there's the whole one is legal and the other ain't aspect
[03:28:41] <jasassin> the shit i get smells like a baby shit in a diaper its so tough
[03:28:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, pass
[03:29:06] * jasassin laughs
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[03:29:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> sides. i seen old potheads. it permanently stupids you if you smoke it enough.
[03:30:00] * jasassin is permastupid
[03:31:24] <jasassin> the smartest person i've ever known smokes weed
[03:32:54] <jasassin> crazy ass shit, he looks at code and finds the bugs right away he just looks at it and says no no this this that and all of a sudden the shit works
[03:32:56] <jasassin> crazy
[03:33:46] * jasassin sweeps TheMightyBuzzard across the dancefloor
[03:34:15] <jasassin> like a record baby right round
[03:34:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, s'what my dad used to say about his best friend. now he's dumb as hell.
[03:34:30] * jasassin cackles
[03:34:54] <jasassin> ahhahahahahaha
[03:35:07] <jasassin> ++weed
[03:35:07] <systemd> Karma - weed: 1
[03:35:16] <jasassin> ahhahahahahaha
[03:35:55] <jasassin> wtf systemd really?
[03:36:06] <jasassin> someones got a sense of humor
[03:36:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> a very unrefined one, but yeah
[03:36:45] <jasassin> 'while true ; do NOTIFY_SOCKET=/run/systemd/notify systemd-notify "" ; done'
[03:37:39] <jasassin> who am i to disagree? i've never traveled the world and the seven seas
[03:38:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt a boy named sue
[03:38:45] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[03:38:56] <jasassin> jonny cash
[03:39:34] <jasassin> go throw the milk window https://www.youtube.com
[03:39:36] <exec> └─ 13a-ha - Take On Me (Official Video) - YouTube
[03:39:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. man got one of the best voices evar.
[03:40:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. liked that since they first played the video on mtv.
[03:40:17] <jasassin> had some dood today tell me on left4dead2 i sound like morgan freeman on weed
[03:40:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> hows bout this one then? https://www.youtube.com
[03:40:51] <exec> └─ 13Dire Straits - Money for Nothing Original Unedited Banned - YouTube
[03:41:02] <jasassin> and the chicks for free?
[03:41:25] * TheMightyBuzzard wants his mtv
[03:41:44] <jasassin> all day all night jasassin TV
[03:42:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> not all night. i got coding to do in the morning and fishing to do after lunch.
[03:42:24] <jasassin> you just gonna catch a bullhead
[03:44:14] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[03:44:16] <exec> └─ 13George Michael - Careless Whisper (Official Video) - YouTube
[03:44:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, going after crappie. prolly won't have a terribly productive day though being as cold as the water is.
[03:44:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft
[03:44:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt wake me up before you go go
[03:44:38] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[03:44:43] <jasassin> lol
[03:45:21] <jasassin> omfg i want to punch you
[03:45:34] * jasassin punches TheMightyBuzzard in the coinpouch
[03:46:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> chameleon++
[03:46:02] <Bender> karma - chameleon: 9
[03:46:19] <jasassin> rofl
[03:46:49] <jasassin> that is priceless
[03:48:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> last song then ima grab me a pillow and wrastle it into unconsciousness
[03:50:48] <jasassin> karma --1
[03:51:13] <jasassin> --karma
[03:51:13] <systemd> Karma - karma: 10
[03:51:48] <jasassin> 'while true ; do NOTIFY_SOCKET=/run/systemd/notify systemd-notify "" ; done'
[03:52:34] <jasassin> ++jasassin
[03:52:34] <systemd> Karma - jasassin: 1
[03:53:05] <jasassin> #fite Boogal
[03:53:05] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see Boogal
[03:53:13] <jasassin> #fite qau4
[03:53:13] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see qau4
[03:53:21] <jasassin> #fite alexbst
[03:53:21] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:53:36] <MrPlow> #fite alexbst falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:54:08] <jasassin> i never met my baby
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[03:56:35] * Booga1 is stealthy.
[03:57:52] <Bytram> pillow fighting time for me, too.
[03:58:20] <Bytram> have a good night everyone!
[04:46:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Future of Leia in the Star Wars Cinematic Universe - http://sylnt.us - the-CGI-strikes-back
[06:15:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Might Build an Ice House on Mars - http://sylnt.us - around-here-we-call-that-an-igloo
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[06:26:02] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 29°C/84°F, 5:26 pm AEDT, Wednesday, 4 January 2017
[06:27:09] <crutchy> #fitectl scoreboard
[06:27:09] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[06:30:05] <crutchy> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[06:30:05] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[06:30:09] <MrPlow> #fite crutchy falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[06:30:37] <crutchy> beaten by ( o Y o )
[07:06:45] <chromas> I thought he built the html filter into the bot but no
[07:06:58] <chromas> every time he fixes it we can just shit on the scoreboard again :D
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[07:45:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX to Hopefully Resume Launches This Sunday, January 8, 2017 - http://sylnt.us - to-infinity-and-beyond
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[09:27:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Opinion: Should Algorithms Be Regulated? - http://sylnt.us - the-computer-made-me-do-it
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[09:28:31] <slash2phar> any editors here?
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[10:56:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Finland Launches Basic Income Experiment With Jan. 1 Cheques for Those in Pilot Project - http://sylnt.us - now-we-wait-and-watch
[12:38:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Matrix End-to-End Encrypted Messenging in Beta - http://sylnt.us - a-pocket-full-of-cryptonite
[12:50:03] <cmn32480> ~tell slash2phar try pinging the editors in #editorial. Our coverage at 0430 Eastern time is ratehr non-existent
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[13:14:03] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:14:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3111
[13:14:06] <Bytram> !uid
[13:14:06] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6456, owned by ron024
[13:14:12] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[13:14:14] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 26°F, snow, wind N at 10 mph, humidity 94% - Wednesday snow (19°F:31°F), Thursday cloudy (6°F:19°F), Friday mostly sunny (-9°F:18°F), Saturday sunny (-10°F:9°F)
[13:14:18] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[13:14:20] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 34°F, cloudy, wind W at 9 mph, humidity 90% - Wednesday mostly cloudy (23°F:45°F), Thursday mostly sunny (22°F:32°F), Friday partly cloudy (12°F:29°F), Saturday mostly sunny (10°F:24°F)
[13:14:21] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[13:14:22] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 39°F, cloudy, wind W at 6 mph, humidity 89% - Wednesday partly cloudy (28°F:48°F), Thursday cloudy (26°F:35°F), Friday snow showers (21°F:32°F), Saturday mostly cloudy (18°F:29°F)
[13:14:40] <cmn32480> coffee++ indeed
[13:14:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3112
[13:15:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:15:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3113
[13:16:32] * Bytram is procrastinating about getting ready to go to work
[13:16:34] <cmn32480> ~gdaybytram
[13:16:39] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[13:16:41] * exec problematically cracks open a dongle of poutine-- for cmn32480
[13:16:41] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[13:16:42] * exec provocatively nudges a tumblr of peanuts toward bytram
[13:16:42] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:16:44] * exec scientifically pours a cockle of prison food for TheMightyBuzzard
[13:16:45] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:16:47] * exec ceremoniously pesters a raid 0 volume of dangly bits with TheMightyBuzzard
[13:16:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[13:16:50] * exec casually hucks a ring buffer of minerals at Bytram
[13:16:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[13:16:54] * exec explicitly inserts a combinatoric explosion of nerd-celebrity nudes into cmn32480
[13:17:03] <Bytram> cmn32480: wins
[13:17:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> har, RMS noods for him
[13:17:12] <Bytram> lol
[13:17:37] * cmn32480 vomits at the thought and clicks forward to send them to Bytram and TheMightyBuzzard
[13:17:49] <cmn32480> share the wealth!
[13:18:32] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: how's your SQL? I'm trying to find the top 10 commenters for last year and am a bit rusty. I have the concepts but it's been so long the syntax is not gellling...
[13:19:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, let's see...
[13:19:24] <Bytram> comments.date and comments.uid should be all I need, but then there's a group by, and some way to add'em all up, order them, and lastly limit the number of rows returned
[13:21:20] <cmn32480> http://2.bp.blogspot.com
[13:21:38] <cmn32480> does that qualify as a nerd-celebrity? because YES SIR!
[13:21:51] * cmn32480 salutes
[13:22:17] <Bytram> ugh, as much as I would MUCHrather play with the site, I really gtg get ready for work... TMB -- if you get the query working, could you please post it, and the results from prod, in #qa ??
[13:22:27] <Bytram> afk
[13:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i spose
[13:31:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, how many results would you like?
[13:38:19] <cmn32480> he was looking for top 10 commenters
[13:43:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:44:01] * TheMightyBuzzard is #7
[13:44:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh wait, those were for all time not this year
[13:44:33] * TheMightyBuzzard goes back to the drawing board
[13:49:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's even better though cause it puts me right in the middle of the pack at #5
[13:51:26] <Bytram> back for just a sec...
[13:51:34] <Bytram> that's lookin really good!
[13:52:25] <Bytram> seeing your results... can you get the top 11 AND *DO* include the ACs, too.
[13:52:52] <Bytram> what's up is that I am trying to write a year-end summary story...
[13:53:32] <Bytram> I already have counts for: journal entries, users registered, stories published, stories submitted, and comments posted.
[13:54:16] * Bytram is open to other ideas -- most up-mods? most down-mods? highest net karma for the year?
[13:54:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i spose
[13:54:27] <Bytram> ok, really gtg...
[13:54:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> sec
[13:54:47] <Bytram> k
[13:55:31] <Bytram> afk but not yet gone
[13:56:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> done
[14:00:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, you almost won. Runaway1956 beat you by ten measly posts.
[14:03:43] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++ many,many thanks!
[14:03:43] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 275
[14:04:36] <Bytram> don't know if I'll be able to write story tonight, if anything else comes to mind, please post it to #qa -- T H A N K S ! ! ! !
[14:04:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[14:05:30] <Bytram> oh, wait... Hall of fame page -- but just for last year? that'd be interesting!
[14:05:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UCLA Mathematicians Bring Ocean to Life for Disney's ‘Moana’ - http://sylnt.us - still-not-as-tough-as-hair
[14:05:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> which bit of the hof?
[14:05:47] <Bytram> really really gtg
[14:05:51] <Bytram> yes!
[14:05:52] <Bytram> =)
[14:06:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, the whole lot?! yeesh.
[14:07:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, i'm entirely uninterested in finishing up the lcars theme
[14:08:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> :( But I want to see it!
[14:08:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> I guess I could go look on dev to see how it's coming.
[14:10:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh man that needs a lot of help.
[14:10:32] <cmn32480> AndyTheAbsurd - it only "exists" in TheMightyBuzzard's personal dev VM
[14:10:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, dev is current
[14:10:51] <cmn32480> might as well be "Duke Nukem Forever"
[14:11:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i haven't started on the comment pages yet though
[14:12:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> for some reason it ain't showing the proper font though
[14:12:23] <cmn32480> wow.. that's some big ass text for tthe titles
[14:12:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: change .generaltitle h3 a to include "font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px;" and it'll seem like a lot of progress.
[14:12:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> At least IMNSHO
[14:13:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> have a proper lcars font, it's just not being shown for some reason.
[14:16:27] <cmn32480> mechanicjay - LCARS is up on dev, but slightly borked.
[14:16:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, the font isn't uploaded
[14:19:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, cmn32480, thar. fixed the font loading.
[14:20:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:20:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:20:14] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 266
[14:22:42] <cmn32480> still really big.. but much better
[14:26:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> man it is balls cold out there. i almost don't wanna go fishing after lunch.
[14:35:04] <cmn32480> oh the horror
[14:48:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i know, right?
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[14:50:22] <SoyCow7876> ciao ....italiani ?
[14:51:15] <cmn32480> generally not... do you speak English?
[14:53:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~help
[14:53:31] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes exec
[14:54:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~translate en it no, but google does.
[14:54:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~tr en it no, but google does.
[14:54:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[14:54:26] * exec faithfully separates Santa's bag of windows 7 from cmn32480
[14:54:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, your bot ain't translating no more
[14:54:57] <cmn32480> ~translate en it no
[14:55:08] <cmn32480> ~trans en it no
[14:55:09] <exec> message by en it no not found
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[14:55:34] <cmn32480> ~translate-sl en it no
[14:55:45] * cmn32480 shurgs
[15:01:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~commands
[15:01:33] <cmn32480> ~list
[15:01:33] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~lock ~unlock
[15:01:34] <exec> ~! ~addr ~api ~arthur ~aur ~bday ~butt ~calc ~cat ~cd ~cid ~comments ~confucius ~convert ~count ~cowsay ~deb ~define ~define-add ~define-count ~define-delete ~define-sources ~devs ~eds ~exec-issue ~execfs ~fah ~filter ~filth ~first ~forex ~fortune ~g ~g'day ~g'night ~gday ~get ~github-add ~github-del ~github-list ~gnight ~google ~grab ~header ~header-login ~help ~isup ~jisho ~last ~link ~links ~location ~log ~ls ~md ~mkdir ~moo ~nyse ~openthepodbaydoors
[15:01:34] <exec> ~perl6 ~php ~queue ~quickpoll ~quote ~rainbow ~random ~rd ~rehash-issue ~remind ~rmdir ~romajidesu ~rps ~scramble ~sed ~seen ~set ~shorten ~sizeof ~sneak ~sneak-server ~staff ~stash ~story-search ~submit ~suggest ~suggest-api ~suggest-exec ~suggest-rss ~tell ~time ~time-add ~time-del ~time-prefs ~title ~trans ~translate ~translate-sl ~uid ~unset ~unstash ~up ~vote ~weather ~weather-add ~weather-del ~weather-old ~weather-prefs ~welcome ~wget ~youtube ~yt
[15:02:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~translate it stupid bot
[15:02:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think the translate script is borked
[15:02:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~trans it stupid bot
[15:02:31] <cmn32480> ~translate
[15:02:32] <exec> message by it stupid bot not found
[15:02:32] <exec> syntax: ~translate <msg>
[15:02:32] <exec> ~translate-sl <source-lang> <target-lang> <msg>
[15:02:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~translate-sl en it stupid bot
[15:02:55] <cmn32480> ~translate english italian try the help
[15:02:56] <exec> [google] stupid bot (en -> it): stupido bot
[15:03:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar we go
[15:03:25] <cmn32480> ~translate en it try the help, it's better than the fish
[15:03:39] <cmn32480> ~translate-sl en it try the help, it's better than the fish
[15:03:40] <exec> [google] try the help, it's better than the fish (en -> it): provare l'aiuto, è meglio che il pesce
[15:03:59] * cmn32480 wonders what the -sl means
[15:04:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #klingon lousy, rotten bots
[15:04:06] <MrPlow> lousy, non bots ( )
[15:04:22] * cmn32480 doesn't ahve that font
[15:04:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> unifont-csur
[15:04:34] <cmn32480> looks like the klingons like dice
[15:05:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #klingon today is a good day to go fishing
[15:05:33] <MrPlow> DaHjaj QaQ jaj ghoS ghotI' ( )
[15:14:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, look for a font named "piqad"
[15:46:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Moving Sofa Problem - http://sylnt.us - dirk-gently
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[16:44:06] <FatPhil> ~weather riga
[16:44:07] <exec> 10Riga, Latvia - currently 16°F / -9°C, snow showers, wind NE at 19 mph, humidity 85% - Wednesday scattered snow showers (8°F:24°F / -13°C:-4°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (8°F:12°F / -13°C:-11°C), Friday partly cloudy (0°F:12°F / -18°C:-11°C), Saturday snow showers (6°F:7°F / -14°C:-14°C)
[16:45:33] <mrpg> ~weather niigata
[16:45:34] <exec> 10Niigata, Niigata Prefecture, Japan - currently 39°F / 4°C, cloudy, wind NW at 16 mph, humidity 71% - Thursday cloudy with periodic rain and snow. (rain as main constituent) (37°F:43°F / 3°C:6°C), Friday cloudy with brief snow and rain. (snow as main constituent) (32°F:43°F / 0°C:6°C), Saturday cloudy (34°F:46°F / 1°C:8°C), Sunday cloudy with brief rain and snow. (rain as main constituent) (36°F:48°F / 2°C:9°C)
[16:46:46] <mrpg> ~weather calisto
[16:46:47] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[16:47:01] <mrpg> ~weather madrid
[16:47:02] <exec> 10Madrid, Spain - currently 52°F / 11°C, mostly sunny, wind S at 6 mph, humidity 78% - Wednesday clear with periodic clouds (32°F:54°F / 0°C:12°C), Thursday partly cloudy (28°F:54°F / -2°C:12°C), Friday sunny (26°F:50°F / -3°C:10°C), Saturday partly cloudy (27°F:49°F / -3°C:9°C)
[16:56:48] <cmn32480> ~weather armpit
[16:56:50] <exec> 10Camden, NJ, USA - currently 50°F / 10°C, mostly cloudy, wind W at 13 mph, humidity 75% - Wednesday partly cloudy (26°F:50°F / -3°C:10°C), Thursday cloudy (30°F:36°F / -1°C:2°C), Friday mostly cloudy (23°F:36°F / -5°C:2°C), Saturday snow showers (18°F:29°F / -8°C:-2°C)
[16:56:56] <cmn32480> ~weather hell
[16:56:58] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 51°F / 11°C, cloudy, wind W at 7 mph, humidity 82% - Wednesday mostly sunny (27°F:52°F / -3°C:11°C), Thursday cloudy (32°F:37°F / 0°C:3°C), Friday cloudy (23°F:37°F / -5°C:3°C), Saturday cloudy (20°F:29°F / -7°C:-2°C)
[16:57:07] <cmn32480> ~weather uranus
[16:57:09] <exec> 10Sydney NSW - currently 69°F / 21°C, mostly cloudy, wind E at 6 mph, humidity 81% - Thursday showers (67°F:76°F / 19°C:24°C), Friday partly cloudy (66°F:78°F / 19°C:26°C), Saturday scattered showers (63°F:78°F / 17°C:26°C), Sunday mostly sunny (68°F:85°F / 20°C:29°C)
[16:57:22] <cmn32480> #weather uranus
[16:57:22] <MrPlow> 98.6F and windy.
[17:02:12] <mrpg> ~weather moon
[17:02:13] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[17:02:23] <mrpg> it is a location :-(
[17:18:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Beating Heart of Solar Energy - http://sylnt.us - light-excitation
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[17:38:04] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: thanks for the heads-up!
[17:39:01] <cmn32480> so based on the current rate of progress, he will catch Godzilla before it goes live
[17:40:07] <cmn32480> np mechanicjay
[17:40:17] <mechanicjay> lol
[17:41:02] <cmn32480> I'm wrong.. he's currently out fishing for the Loch Ness Monster of Tennessee
[17:42:15] <mechanicjay> there's a good dick joke there somewhere, I just can't seem to find it.
[17:43:10] <cmn32480> it's a very very small monster
[17:43:17] <cmn32480> think bait instead of fish
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[17:53:20] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 8°C/46°F, 6:53 pm GMT+1, Wednesday, 4 January 2017
[17:59:17] <cmn32480> Jesus H Fucking Roosevelt Chirst.. I think I wanna reach out and punch someone
[18:00:56] <mechanicjay> Don't let us stop you
[18:06:12] * janrinok hopes cmn32480 isn't thinking of him
[18:12:37] <cmn32480> nah
[18:13:02] <cmn32480> we just changed to a new time tracking system... and one of my people came to me and asked when somebody was going to show him how to use it
[18:13:39] <cmn32480> now he is complaing that he didn't get the email that had the instructions in it
[18:13:57] <cmn32480> he got the first message, which was sent to the whole company...
[18:14:21] <cmn32480> and didn't get the reply all that had the attachments on it.
[18:14:30] * cmn32480 call bullshit
[18:14:41] <cmn32480> #smake people who don't pay attetion to important stuff
[18:14:41] * MrPlow smakes people who don't pay attetion to important stuff upside the head with an NCommander novel
[18:16:26] <cmn32480> then had a customer ask if we hand seal the hundreds of envelopes that we send out for them every day... or if they were done by machine
[18:17:09] <cmn32480> I replied "We had to start sealing them by machine. My tongue couldn't take all the paper cuts anymore."
[18:17:34] <cmn32480> maybe it is something in the water
[18:17:46] * cmn32480 is glad he only drinks the coffee
[18:17:53] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[18:17:54] * exec allegedly snatches a github of battery acid from janrinok
[18:23:07] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480
[18:23:08] * exec mistakenly a gallon of dangly bits floccinaucinihilipilificates cmn32480
[18:23:11] <janrinok> ~gday mechanicjay
[18:23:13] * exec half-heartedly shoves The Cloud of testicular torsion in mechanicjay
[18:23:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> exec accidentally a verb.
[18:24:04] <janrinok> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[18:24:06] * exec abnormally farts a ½ cup of pinballs at AndyTheAbsurd
[18:24:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday y'all
[18:24:43] * exec unjustifiably liberates an attack helicopter of windows vista from y'all
[18:25:37] <mechanicjay> Hey janrinok
[18:25:46] <janrinok> hi mechanicjay - how's things?
[18:27:00] <mechanicjay> not bad -- fighting with Wordpress, healing from surgery, drinking some coffee
[18:27:18] <janrinok> oh, I hope that your recovery is swift and complete!
[18:27:21] <cmn32480> finally had that boil excised from your ass did ya?
[18:27:38] * janrinok notes that cmn32480 is showing his compassionate side
[18:27:49] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: nah, I'm fond of your likeness on my rear.
[18:27:52] <cmn32480> hey.. I could ask if he got made into a Eunich
[18:28:07] <janrinok> true, we should be grateful for small mercies
[18:28:24] <mechanicjay> If you must know, I've been relieved of my wizdom teeth.
[18:28:28] <cmn32480> yes... yes you should
[18:28:45] <janrinok> well, they probably weren't overused
[18:28:50] <cmn32480> wel... I'm glad you were smrt as long as you were...
[18:29:10] <mechanicjay> yeah, definitely feel dumber -- I've been blaming the pain killers.
[18:29:43] <cmn32480> just remember.. alcohol makes you smrter. kills off the weks brain cells
[18:29:54] <cmn32480> s/weks/weak/
[18:29:56] <exec> <cmn32480> just remember.. alcohol makes you smrter. kills off the weak brain cells
[18:30:27] <janrinok> but when all you have are weak brain cells, you might need to rethink that strategy
[18:35:32] <cmn32480> if you have no wizdom left...
[18:35:46] <cmn32480> you feeling good that the house is all empty now?
[18:35:53] <cmn32480> certainly the grocery bill is dropping
[18:38:15] <janrinok> I'm am enjoying the first day of peace and quiet since Dec 23rd. S and I watched a recorded TV program together. Food isn't a problem, I've managed to get loads of free veg over the holiday period via friends whose farms weren't shifting as much as they usually would have done.
[18:40:57] <Booga1> Unlimited green beans?
[18:41:11] <cmn32480> extra brussel sprouts for all!
[18:41:17] <Booga1> Hopefully not buckets cauliflower.
[18:41:53] <janrinok> and cauliflowers, cabbages, 'normal' and blue potatoes, carrots, sprouts, and squashes
[18:42:07] <chromas> white flour!
[18:42:36] <cmn32480> no.. cauliflower is white broccoli
[18:43:00] <janrinok> broccoli too
[18:43:01] <cmn32480> at least according to my 4 year old
[18:43:53] <janrinok> sensible girl - why use 2 names when one will do?
[18:43:59] <cmn32480> precisely
[18:44:06] <cmn32480> I call her and her brothers Bob
[18:44:12] <Booga1> cmn32480: Run with it if that gets her to eat it.
[18:44:27] <cmn32480> Booga1 - spoken like a true parent
[18:44:30] <cmn32480> and we do!
[18:45:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Startup Puts Everything You Need for a Two-Acre Farm in a Shipping Container - http://sylnt.us - just-add-land
[18:46:24] <Booga1> Add land, water, labor...
[18:46:52] <chromas> Nah, it comes with dehydrated illegal immigrants
[18:47:03] <chromas> and dehydrated water
[18:47:17] <Booga1> Oh, well then it's a complete kit!
[18:53:35] * cmn32480 didn't know you could reanimate the dehydrated... interesting
[18:53:58] <Booga1> They're like tardigrades.
[18:54:00] <mechanicjay> it just takes a big hydrator unit
[18:54:33] <cmn32480> like turning a raisin back into a grape.
[18:54:55] <Booga1> There was even a documentary about it...The Mummy.
[18:55:35] <Booga1> Except they were using primitive techniques. Now it just takes a big hydrator unit instead of human sacrifice.
[18:59:25] <mechanicjay> "Hydrate, Level Four, Please!"
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[19:57:16] <exec> welcome nick: Laurium, Calumet Township, MI, USA, -13°C/8°F, 2:57 pm GMT-5, Wednesday, 4 January 2017
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[21:38:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.wlwt.com I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that particular gift was a little <i>too</i> educational.
[21:38:53] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[21:38:54] <exec> └─ 137-year-old girl finds porn DVD in place of video game on Christmas
[21:38:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[21:39:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~submit http://www.wlwt.com
[21:39:09] <exec> └─ 137-year-old girl finds porn DVD in place of video game on Christmas
[21:39:40] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[21:42:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.hardocp.com
[21:42:04] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[21:42:05] <exec> └─ 13HARDOCP - Faraday Future Car Malfunctions During Reveal
[21:42:08] * TheMightyBuzzard growls
[21:43:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.businessinsider.com
[21:43:03] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[21:43:28] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[21:45:53] <cmn32480> ~arthur 7fda9b
[21:45:55] <exec> 678 stories loaded
[21:45:55] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Long-term stress erodes memory"
[21:46:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.engadget.com Is it just me who gets annoyed by things being made so thin that functionality has to be taken out?
[21:46:01] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[21:46:02] <exec> └─ 13LG's new OLED TVs are so thin they have to be wall mounted
[21:46:26] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[21:46:26] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[21:46:32] <exec> 677 stories loaded
[21:48:27] <cmn32480> best answer to Megyn Kelly going to NBC from Fox as posted to her facebook page: "Bye Felicia."
[21:51:09] <cmn32480> ~arthur 52f8ed
[21:51:11] <exec> 677 stories loaded
[21:51:11] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Richard Feynman Put Himself on the FBI’s Do Not Call List"
[21:51:42] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[21:51:48] <exec> 676 stories loaded
[21:56:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - German Security Vs the Constitution - http://sylnt.us - dilemma
[22:01:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://news.rice.edu
[22:01:20] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[22:01:22] <exec> └─ 13Nano-chimneys can cool circuits
[22:01:28] * TheMightyBuzzard shakes his head
[22:02:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reloadregexes
[22:02:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[22:02:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, what'd i name that
[22:02:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[22:02:24] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk, join, part, tell, klingon, g, sammich, sammichadd, say, pissoff, dieinafire, quit, nelson
[22:02:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently i didn't add a help for it either
[22:02:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #nelson TheMightyBuzzard
[22:02:58] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: HA HA!
[22:04:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh, ima go start dinner prep. which is to say washin the dishes i need to cook it.
[22:06:31] <cmn32480> ~submit http://news.rice.edu
[22:06:33] <exec> └─ 13Nano-chimneys can cool circuits
[22:06:42] <cmn32480> ~nelson TheMightyBuzzard
[22:06:43] <exec> 03TheMightyBuzzard: HA! HA!
[22:07:04] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[22:18:47] * cmn32480 goes home to probably have to cook dinner before he can eat it
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