#Soylent | Logs for 2017-01-03
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[00:06:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Foxconn Plans to Replace Nearly All Human Workers With Robots in Some Factories - http://sylnt.us - employees-will-now-lead-lives-of-leisure
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[01:49:33] <SirFinkus> thought I was in the wrong channel for a second
[02:07:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Safer, Less Vulnerable Software is the Goal of New Computer Publication - http://sylnt.us - we-usually-blame-the-humans
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[04:07:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - French Workers Win 'Right to Disconnect' - http://sylnt.us - work-when-they-pay
[04:14:46] <Bytram> #fite aqu4
[04:14:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:14:47] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[04:15:23] <Bytram> #fite Bender
[04:15:23] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:15:27] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[04:16:11] <Bytram> #fite MrPlow
[04:16:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:16:20] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[04:16:54] <Bytram> #fite Loggie
[04:16:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:17:04] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[04:28:02] <Bytram> #fite Loggie
[04:28:02] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:28:04] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[04:28:22] <Bytram> #fite aqu4
[04:28:22] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:28:40] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[04:29:07] <Bytram> #fite Bender
[04:29:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:29:30] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[04:34:17] <Bytram> #fitectl armor "<b>BOLD and the Beautiful</b>"
[04:34:17] <MrPlow> #fite armor for Bytram set to "<b>BOLD and the Beautiful</b>".
[04:34:47] <Bytram> #fitectl stus
[04:34:50] <Bytram> #fitectl status
[04:34:50] <MrPlow> #fite Bytram level: 42, hp: 9, weapon: ' ', armor: '"<b>BOLD and the Beautiful</b>"'
[04:34:59] <Bytram> #fitectl scoreboard
[04:34:59] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[04:36:01] <Bytram> #fitectl armor <sup><sup><sup><b>high road</b></sup></sup></sup>
[04:36:01] <MrPlow> #fite armor for Bytram set to <sup><sup><sup><b>high road</b></sup></sup></sup>.
[04:36:04] <Bytram> #fitectl scoreboard
[04:36:04] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[04:37:33] Bytram is now known as Bytram|fite
[04:37:37] <Bytram|fite> #fite Aphrodite
[04:37:37] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:37:46] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at Bytram|fite's feet.
[04:38:17] Bytram|fite is now known as Bytram
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[06:06:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Hollyweed" and More Cannabis Stories - http://sylnt.us - better-than-we-thought
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[06:16:38] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 21°C/70°F, 5:16 pm AEDT, Tuesday, 3 January 2017
[08:17:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Software Continuously Scrambles Code to Foil Cyber Attacks - http://sylnt.us - how-do-you-debug-it?
[10:08:27] <Bytram> #fite Bender
[10:08:27] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:08:36] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[10:08:54] <Bytram> #fite aqu4
[10:08:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:08:58] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[10:09:10] <Bytram> #fite Loggie
[10:09:10] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:09:17] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[10:09:49] <Bytram> #fite Aphrodite
[10:09:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:09:57] * crutchy is listening to https://www.youtube.com
[10:09:58] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[10:09:59] <exec> └─ 13Porter Robinson & Madeon - Shelter (Official Audio) - YouTube
[10:10:15] <crutchy> ~gday Bytram good sir o/
[10:10:16] * exec sardonically flicks a pinch of gasoline at Bytram
[10:10:23] <Bytram> ~gday crutchy
[10:10:24] * exec abnormally hurls a mountain of irc logs at crutchy
[10:10:31] * crutchy is crushed
[10:10:39] <Bytram> woke about 3hrs ago and could not fall back to sleep. :/
[10:11:01] <crutchy> it was first day back at work for me today. hard to be productive
[10:11:15] <Bytram> am due at work in 4h45m and so far have only about 2h sleep... maybe I should go back to bed? ;)
[10:11:16] <crutchy> 2017 is hard
[10:11:35] <crutchy> hah yeah you should mate :p
[10:11:45] <Bytram> nah, you're just getting warmed up -- things'll smooth out soon enough!
[10:12:11] <Bytram> seems like we've been keeping entirely opposite schedules -- so good to 'see' you!
[10:12:18] <Bytram> hope your day goes well!
[10:12:23] <Bytram> ~weather crutchy
[10:12:24] <exec> 10Melbourne VIC - currently 63°F, clear, wind S at 15 mph, humidity 76% - Tuesday clear with periodic clouds (55°F:70°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (63°F:85°F), Thursday mostly sunny (61°F:89°F), Friday sunny (69°F:92°F)
[10:12:28] <Bytram> lol
[10:12:38] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[10:12:40] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 2°F, cloudy, wind S at 0 mph, humidity 75% - Tuesday cloudy (19°F:25°F), Wednesday snow (20°F:32°F), Thursday cloudy (2°F:20°F), Friday sunny (-7°F:14°F)
[10:12:43] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[10:12:44] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 32°F, sleet, wind N at 3 mph, humidity 84% - Tuesday rain (35°F:37°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (25°F:42°F), Thursday partly cloudy (21°F:31°F), Friday partly cloudy (13°F:26°F)
[10:12:46] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[10:12:48] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 41°F, cloudy, wind E at 16 mph, humidity 85% - Tuesday rain (41°F:43°F), Wednesday scattered showers (28°F:50°F), Thursday cloudy (26°F:35°F), Friday snow showers (21°F:30°F)
[10:13:03] <Bytram> !uid
[10:13:04] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6455, owned by TaxiCabJesus
[10:13:07] <Bytram> lol
[10:13:17] <Bytram> oh, and for completeness' sake...
[10:13:19] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:13:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3110
[10:13:25] <crutchy> hope you have a good day too
[10:13:26] <Bytram> ~gnight crutchy
[10:13:28] * exec disturbingly irritates a coffee++ mug of jesus juice with crutchy
[10:13:31] <Bytram> mare sea!
[10:13:40] <crutchy> ~gnight sir
[10:13:41] * exec arrogantly vomits a tcp stream of jiggling juggs on sir
[10:14:14] <Bytram> JJs, eh? could be worse!
[10:15:20] <Bytram> fwiw, your choice of #fite 'armor' and 'weapon' can contain HTML tags which actually get rendered on the scoreboard: https://sylnt.us
[10:15:21] <exec> └─ 13#fite Scoreboard
[10:15:47] <chromas> regression?
[10:15:54] <chromas> tmb added a filter for that a while back
[10:16:03] <Bytram> oops.
[10:16:31] <Bytram> take a look at the scoreboard -- can't help but see that the fileter, umm, needs work
[10:16:34] * chromas abused it by embedding youtube videos and soylent irc chat into the table :D
[10:16:40] <chromas> yeah
[10:17:04] <Bytram> oh, I missed THAT one - yikes!
[10:17:13] <Bytram> oh, my.
[10:17:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GM & Ford Introduce New 9-Speed Automatic Transmission - http://sylnt.us - one-more-for-a-ten-speed
[10:17:45] <systemd> #fitectl status
[10:17:45] <MrPlow> #fite systemd level: 18, hp: 28, weapon: 'girlie slaps', armor: 'annoying whining'
[10:19:35] <Bytram> #fitectl weapon <img src="https://soylentnews.org/images/logo_pwnies.png">
[10:19:35] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for Bytram set to <img src="https://soylentnews.org/images/logo_pwnies.png">.
[10:19:37] <chromas> #fitectl weapon <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/RkAH_7P6gu4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
[10:19:37] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for chromas set to <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/RkAH_7P6gu4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>.
[10:19:37] <exec> └─ 13404 File Not Found
[10:19:38] <exec> └─ 13YouTube
[10:19:55] <chromas> #fitectl scoreboard
[10:19:55] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[10:20:03] <Bytram> #fitectl scoreboard
[10:20:03] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[10:20:03] <chromas> lolctl
[10:20:10] <chromas> filter dun gone missin'
[10:20:44] <Bytram> sure 'nuf
[10:20:48] <Bytram> ~blame
[10:20:49] * exec points at Bytram
[10:20:58] <chromas> #fitectl weapon <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://sylnt.us/fitescoreboard.html" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
[10:20:58] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for chromas set to <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://sylnt.us/fitescoreboard.html" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>.
[10:20:59] <Bytram> my work is done, for now
[10:21:00] <exec> └─ 13YOURLS — Your Own URL Shortener | http://sylnt.us
[10:21:00] <chromas> #fitectl scoreboard
[10:21:00] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[10:21:10] <chromas> lame
[10:21:12] <chromas> no recursion
[10:22:10] <chromas> #fitectl weapon <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://chat.soylentnews.org/" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
[10:22:10] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for chromas set to <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://chat.soylentnews.org/" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>.
[10:22:12] <exec> └─ 13404 - No Such Resource
[10:22:25] <chromas> #fitectl scoreboard
[10:22:25] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[10:42:49] <crutchy> lmao
[10:43:31] <crutchy> its needs geocitiesizing
[10:48:05] <crutchy> #fitectl weapon <img src="https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/1/1b/Baby.gif"><img src="http://www.wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/images/Bill_Gates.gif"><img src="http://www.wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/images/man-farting.gif">
[10:48:05] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for crutchy set to <img src="https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/1/1b/Baby.gif"><img src="http://www.wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/images/Bill_Gates.gif"><img src="http://www.wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/images/man-farting.gif">.
[10:48:09] <exec> ├─ 13500 Internal Server Error
[10:48:09] <exec> ├─ 13404 Not Found
[10:48:09] <exec> └─ 13404 Not Found
[10:50:43] <crutchy> #fitectl weapon <script type="text/javascript">alert('i farted!');</script>
[10:50:43] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for crutchy set to <script type="text/javascript">alert('i farted!');</script>.
[10:52:31] <crutchy> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[10:52:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:52:43] <MrPlow> #fite crutchy falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[10:52:58] <crutchy> #fitectl weapon <script type="text/javascript">alert('i farted!');</script>
[10:52:58] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for crutchy set to <script type="text/javascript">alert('i farted!');</script>.
[10:53:18] <crutchy> hehe :D
[10:54:07] <crutchy> chromas, we are so banned from #fite club :p
[10:54:25] <crutchy> ~blame
[10:54:26] * exec points at Bytram
[11:01:52] <crutchy> #fitectl weapon <script type="text/javascript">alert('i farted!');</script><style type="text/css">body { background-color: yellow; } </style>
[11:01:52] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for crutchy set to <script type="text/javascript">alert('i farted!');</script><style type="text/css">body { background-color: yellow; } </style>.
[11:02:08] <crutchy> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[11:02:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:02:08] <MrPlow> #fite How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[11:02:15] <crutchy> #fitectl weapon <script type="text/javascript">alert('i farted!');</script><style type="text/css">body { background-color: yellow; } </style>
[11:02:15] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for crutchy set to <script type="text/javascript">alert('i farted!');</script><style type="text/css">body { background-color: yellow; } </style>.
[11:02:47] <crutchy> ~say #fitectl weapon <style type="text/css">body { background-color: yellow; } </style>
[11:02:48] <exec> #fitectl weapon <style type="text/css">body { background-color: yellow; } </style>
[11:02:48] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for exec set to <style type="text/css">body { background-color: yellow; } </style>.
[11:03:14] <crutchy> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[11:03:15] <exec> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[11:03:15] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:03:26] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:03:31] <crutchy> o.O
[11:03:33] <crutchy> ~say #fitectl weapon <style type="text/css">body { background-color: yellow; } </style>
[11:03:34] <exec> #fitectl weapon <style type="text/css">body { background-color: yellow; } </style>
[11:03:34] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for exec set to <style type="text/css">body { background-color: yellow; } </style>.
[11:04:02] <crutchy> bugger. div soup
[11:04:40] <crutchy> lmao that cat pic is priceless
[11:05:51] <chromas> geocrutchies
[11:07:46] <crutchy> #fitectl armor <img src="https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/1/1b/Baby.gif"><img src="http://www.wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/images/Bill_Gates.gif"><img src="http://www.wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/images/man-farting.gif">
[11:07:46] <MrPlow> #fite armor for crutchy set to <img src="https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/1/1b/Baby.gif"><img src="http://www.wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/images/Bill_Gates.gif"><img src="http://www.wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/images/man-farting.gif">.
[11:07:49] <exec> ├─ 13500 Internal Server Error
[11:07:49] <exec> ├─ 13404 Not Found
[11:07:49] <exec> └─ 13404 Not Found
[11:17:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake crutchy
[11:17:43] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with the Alzheimer's Cock
[11:18:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> home++
[11:18:21] <Bender> karma - home: 8
[11:24:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> making_me_fix_shit_before_coffee--
[11:24:19] <Bender> karma - making_me_fix_shit_before_tea: 1
[11:24:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Bender
[11:24:30] * MrPlow smakes Bender upside the head with the wisdom stick
[11:24:33] <chromas> What'd you break?
[11:24:50] <chromas> haha, your own filter works against you
[11:30:05] <crutchy> lmao :D
[11:30:20] <crutchy> gotta test teh codez
[11:30:48] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, please leave the cat pic. that's just awesome
[11:31:12] <chromas> we're all girly slaps 'n' wives now
[11:32:33] * chromas sets the pussy pic as crutchy's phone paper
[11:34:12] <crutchy> lol @ bender
[11:34:15] <crutchy> just saw that
[11:44:35] <crutchy> noooooooo! the pussy is gone!
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[12:12:09] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:12:10] * exec whole-heartedly launches a dutch oven of 1-up shrooms toward TheMightyBuzzard
[12:12:14] <cmn32480> welcome home
[12:15:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Files Patent for Flying Warehouse - http://sylnt.us - watch-that-first-step
[13:53:52] <FatPhil> Amazons file patent for flying whorehouse.
[14:11:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> that's one way to avoid local laws against prostitution.
[14:15:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - House GOP Votes To Strip Independence From Congressional Ethics Office - http://sylnt.us - plugging-the-swamps-drain
[14:41:13] <pinchy> bring me da hoes
[14:41:44] <pinchy> by hook or by drone
[16:25:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Buys Data on Users' Offline Habits for Better Ads - http://sylnt.us - you-can't-hide-from-the-zuck
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[17:53:21] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, -2°C/29°F, 9:53 am GMT-8, Tuesday, 3 January 2017
[17:55:13] <cmn32480> ~weather
[17:55:14] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 45°F / 7°C, rain, wind NW at 2 mph, humidity 90% - Tuesday rain (45°F:47°F / 7°C:8°C), Wednesday cloudy (29°F:52°F / -2°C:11°C), Thursday cloudy (31°F:36°F / -1°C:2°C), Friday partly cloudy (23°F:37°F / -5°C:3°C)
[18:25:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - President Gorbachev’s Last Phone Call - http://sylnt.us - actual-statesmen
[18:50:37] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[18:50:39] * exec unnecessarily piles a fat32 volume of extract of swamp ass on TheMightyBuzzard
[18:50:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[18:50:48] * exec seductively reverse-engineers the last copy of 03fart gas from cmn32480
[20:27:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Investigations of the Skyrmion Hall Effect Reveal Surprising Results - http://sylnt.us - something-to-remember
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[21:14:13] <slash2phar> if someone is gonna accept my story about Matrix messaging, please fix the typo in the headline before posting. thanks :)
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[21:44:48] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 1°C/34°F, 1:44 pm GMT-8, Tuesday, 3 January 2017
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[22:27:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nutrition Data Review Shows Red Meat Has Neutral Effect on Cardiovascular Disease Risk Factors - http://sylnt.us - hooray-for-steak
[23:05:13] <FatPhil> Awwww, Little Bobby Tables now has a company! https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk
[23:05:15] <exec> └─ 13; DROP TABLE "COMPANIES";-- LTD - Overview (free company information from Companies House)
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