#Soylent | Logs for 2017-01-02
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[01:38:42] -!- jasassin [jasassin!~jasassin@785-776-23-379-vpcqzuh.midco.net] has joined #Soylent
[01:39:18] <jasassin> charon: you around?
[01:39:36] <jasassin> #fite diginet
[01:39:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:39:43] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at diginet's feet.
[01:42:03] <charon> sorta. playing overwatch atm
[01:54:07] <jasassin> ah
[01:54:18] <jasassin> was gonna say not so sure the article i submitting is relevant anymore
[01:54:31] <jasassin> submitted
[01:54:34] <jasassin> sorry
[01:55:15] <jasassin> im not sure if the problem has been fixed i think it has... i tried to duplicate it on fedora 25 with all the updates and it didn't work
[01:55:18] <jasassin> hmmmm
[01:55:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Languages Still a Major Barrier to Global Science, New Research Finds - http://sylnt.us - brush-up-your-esperanto
[01:57:37] <jasassin> its just such a stupid fucking coding error... even if it is fixed it should be brought to light
[01:57:46] <jasassin> maybe even the fact that systemd is using magic numbers
[01:57:56] <jasassin> thats probably even more important
[02:01:38] <jasassin> main(){int getrandomnumber();getrandomnumber{return 4};}
[02:05:39] <jasassin> main(){int getrandomnumber();getrandomnumber{return potatoe};}
[02:05:48] <jasassin> watch the process go zombie hehehehe
[02:11:48] <Fnord666> I'm assuming that the '4' above was determined randomly?
[02:13:05] <jasassin> no
[02:13:09] <jasassin> thats the joke
[02:13:38] <Fnord666> http://xkcd.com
[02:13:39] <exec> └─ 13xkcd: Random Number
[02:14:10] <jasassin> hahahahha
[02:14:19] <jasassin> never read that before but hahahahahahahahah holy shit
[02:14:23] <jasassin> someone beat me to the punch
[02:14:38] <Fnord666> funnier that you chose the same number!
[02:15:02] <Fnord666> I thought that was where you had gotten it from.
[02:15:11] <jasassin> i was gonna choose 42, but just chose 4 randomly
[02:15:22] <Fnord666> 42 would be good too.
[02:15:41] <jasassin> fnord fnprefect
[02:15:59] <Fnord666> :)
[02:16:21] <Fnord666> I do in fact have my towel, just in case.
[02:16:31] * jasassin cackles with glee
[02:17:29] <jasassin> ford is the macgyver of towels
[02:17:56] * Fnord666 agrees
[02:20:06] <jasassin> the fact that you can pull up an xkcd thats totally relevant in about 5 seconds scares the begeesus out of me
[02:20:48] <Fnord666> Lol. There are a few very classic ones that stick with me.
[02:21:16] <Fnord666> One on standards:
[02:21:18] <Fnord666> https://xkcd.com
[02:21:21] <exec> └─ 13xkcd: Standards
[02:21:39] <jasassin> hahahah
[02:21:47] <jasassin> totally true
[02:21:50] <Fnord666> and the best one about SQL injections
[02:21:51] <Fnord666> https://xkcd.com
[02:21:53] <exec> └─ 13xkcd: Exploits of a Mom
[02:22:49] <jasassin> hahahahha
[02:23:06] <jasassin> so much for you database, hope you have backups
[02:23:30] <Fnord666> But we have replication. That's the same thing, right?
[02:23:52] <jasassin> the only thing i think of when i think of replication is star trek
[02:24:14] <jasassin> and then i think... could the replicators replicate pure THC?
[02:24:46] <jasassin> and if it was pure thc just the molecule would you need to smoke it in a crack pipe?
[02:25:07] <Fnord666> I'm thinking you need root on the replicator for that one.
[02:25:13] <jasassin> hahahahahahha
[02:25:53] <jasassin> fucking hacking the enterprise computer systems so i can replicate some THC
[02:26:00] <Fnord666> But otherwise, yes I think it can.
[02:26:28] <jasassin> im not so sure about that
[02:26:29] <Fnord666> Now if the transporter and the replicator are using the same bus, you can have some real fun.
[02:26:40] <jasassin> howso?
[02:26:50] <jasassin> ohhhhhh
[02:26:57] <jasassin> you could transport the hit right into your lungs
[02:26:59] <jasassin> snap
[02:27:19] <jasassin> fuck that
[02:27:41] <jasassin> just put me through the transporter... maximum biological thc injection
[02:27:53] <jasassin> you beam out beam back in and you are high beyond all belief
[02:27:53] <Fnord666> exactly
[02:28:08] <Fnord666> Just beam you back to your cabin
[02:28:23] <chromas> Get high, sample yourself when high, use transporter to merge highness with your body later
[02:28:30] <jasassin> beam me back to my cabin right on the bed with a ham sammich in my hand
[02:28:40] <Fnord666> sudo .....
[02:28:59] <jasassin> you blew my fucking mind man
[02:29:29] <jasassin> nicotine++
[02:29:29] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 265
[02:29:32] <jasassin> weed++
[02:29:32] <Bender> karma - weed: 8
[02:29:56] <Fnord666> https://xkcd.com
[02:29:57] <exec> └─ 13xkcd: Sandwich
[02:30:18] <Fnord666> :)
[02:30:30] <jasassin> hahahah
[02:31:15] <jasassin> that reminds me of an ethanol fueled post... something about: subway the last place on earth where you can tell a woman to make you a sandwich and they'll do it and smile
[02:31:34] <Fnord666> Lol
[02:32:03] <chromas> that's TheMightyBuzzard
[02:32:15] <jasassin> sorry
[02:32:18] * chromas spoils da fun
[02:32:21] <jasassin> hahahahah
[02:32:24] <jasassin> its fucking funny shit
[02:32:49] <jasassin> sorry i thought it was eth, but it was tmb
[02:33:43] <Fnord666> np I would believe either quite easily.
[02:34:00] <chromas> <fake russian accent>"it's funny because women no make good sandwiches"
[02:34:30] <Fnord666> In Soviet Russia ...
[02:34:51] <jasassin> in soviet russia the women make sandwiches out of the men
[02:35:28] <jasassin> then sell it to the U.S. as manwhich
[02:35:49] <Fnord666> well palyed.
[02:35:59] <Fnord666> s/palyed/played/
[02:36:00] <exec> <Fnord666> well played.
[02:37:36] <Fnord666> Back in a bit. Y'all behave now.
[02:38:17] <jasassin> i wont do anything i wouldn't do if i wasn't carrying a towel
[02:38:44] <Bytram> I ain't misbehavin'
[02:38:47] <Bytram> ;)
[02:39:32] * jasassin feels a whipped up towel about to strike Bytram in the buttox
[02:47:47] <charon> grr. i know i'm a bad player, but some opposing teams just rub it in
[02:59:41] <Bytram> charon: seems to me you are not a bad player -- they the are bad players -- It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game!
[03:00:07] <Bytram> rubbing it in is just a request to have the same done to them when their time comes.
[03:00:09] <charon> bad is in two different senses
[03:00:36] <charon> i am not skilled as a player and they are dicks
[03:00:44] <chromas> Bender: grab Bytram
[03:00:44] <Bender> Added quote 804
[03:01:17] <Bytram> charon: in far more words, that was the point I was trying to make =)
[03:01:18] <charon> but i'm only momentarily annoyed. my sense of worth is not bound up in it
[03:02:51] <Bytram> charon++
[03:02:51] <Bender> karma - charon: 5
[03:03:06] <charon> how are you, Bytram?
[03:03:38] <Bytram> ok. finger is still sore and it's amazing how many things require two hands, but o/w okay. thanks for asking! and you?
[03:04:19] <charon> getting by. been a long weekend, but i have tomorrow off, so i've got that going for me
[03:04:42] <Bytram> days off are a very good thing!
[03:05:03] <charon> yep. sleeping is nice too
[03:05:17] <charon> sleeping late, that is
[03:06:11] <Bytram> yep! you got THAT right!
[03:06:19] <charon> my favorite post of the new year: https://soylentnews.org
[03:06:22] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews Comments | HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
[03:06:30] <charon> but you have to read the parent to see why
[03:08:59] <Bytram> Yep, I saw that one and laughed like *crazy*
[03:09:37] <charon> probably no way to prove it, but it was me
[03:10:02] <charon> the challenge said AC, so i had to submit it that way
[03:12:01] <Bytram> hmmm
[03:12:43] <chromas> Someone with privs could probably check the ipid in the comments table
[03:12:44] <Bytram> charon: yep, looks like it was you all right! (me followed the comment's IPID)
[03:12:45] <Fnord666> Should have signed it with a private key
[03:13:02] <Fnord666> Or you can wizard the verification!
[03:13:06] <charon> i didn't even know that was a thing
[03:13:23] <charon> ipid, that is. i know about private keys
[03:13:53] <Bytram> there's also a 'subnetid' but I can't say I understand that at all
[03:15:43] <Bytram> do you see anything to the right of the comment ID number: #448005 ??
[03:15:57] <charon> yeah
[03:16:14] <charon> oh i see the ipid field now
[03:16:29] <Bytram> the one on the LHS (Left Hand Side) is the ipid, the one on the RHS is the subnetid
[03:16:59] <Bytram> not sure what else you can see on that link -- do you see the list of mods on the comment, too?
[03:17:07] <charon> you track me? i'm leaving forever!
[03:17:11] <charon> yes
[03:17:19] <Bytram> kewel!
[03:18:10] <charon> it's not as good as nick's +5 troll, but getting +5 on an AC comment is not bad
[03:18:25] <Bytram> VERY not bad!
[03:18:51] <Bytram> and, an amazing bit of crafsmanship, I might add -- *I* was very much impressed!
[03:19:01] <charon> danka
[03:19:08] <Bytram> especially working in the number of letters while maintaining the haiku
[03:19:22] <Bytram> and also maintaining the number of letters
[03:19:40] <charon> i cheated. had to count the hyphen
[03:19:50] * Bytram must admit he actually did verify it contained 56 letters
[03:20:20] <Bytram> hmm
[03:22:03] <Bytram> Happy New Year Stop
[03:22:03] <Bytram> Two thousand seventeen Stop
[03:22:03] <Bytram> Fifty Nine Characters
[03:22:38] <Bytram> HappyNewYearStopTwothousandseventeenStopFiftyNineCharacters
[03:22:48] <Bytram> =)
[03:22:58] <Bytram> but you did all the heavy lifting in the first place
[03:23:25] <Bytram> and on that note, I think I'm gonna get me some of that sleep you were talking about earlier...
[03:23:29] <Bytram> ~gnight charon
[03:23:30] * exec democratically crams a thingy of purple drank into charon
[03:23:38] <charon> ~gnight Bytram sleep well
[03:23:39] * exec skeptically throws a scrote of toecheese at Bytram
[03:23:45] <Fnord666> ~gnight Bytram
[03:23:47] * exec prematurely flicks a training bra of windows registry keys at Bytram
[03:23:49] <Bytram> urg. tie?
[03:23:58] <Bytram> ~gnight Fnord666
[03:23:59] * exec accidentally requisitions a pair of used panties full of Scientology for Fnord666
[03:24:01] <charon> nah, i definitely lost
[03:24:22] <Fnord666> ew
[03:24:32] <charon> purple drank will mess you up
[03:24:57] <Fnord666> to be fair so will a scrote of toecheese
[03:25:06] <Bytram> rather than the farts and wierd stuff, we should load it up with with goodly things like rainbows and unicorns and good wishes and the like
[03:25:16] <Fnord666> skittles!
[03:25:24] * Bytram yawns
[03:25:24] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Bytram's gaping mouth
[03:25:28] <Bytram> =)
[03:25:38] <Bytram> and, for good measure...
[03:25:39] <Fnord666> nice
[03:25:41] <Bytram> ~blame
[03:25:42] * exec points at Bytram
[03:25:47] <charon> exec lovingly offers a consoling hug to bytram
[03:26:41] * Bytram exec showers a rainbow of Skittles® on charon
[03:27:12] <charon> woohoo, skittles!
[03:27:20] <Bytram> =)
[03:27:24] <Fnord666> taste the rainbow?
[03:28:05] <Bytram> well, if nothing else, "sweet" dreams!
[03:28:32] <charon> if you let them soak in purple drank before eating...
[03:28:41] * charon runs off to test this theory
[03:29:04] <Bytram> and it evaporates and condenses out of the sky... Purple Rain!
[03:29:05] <Fnord666> Good night Bytram
[03:29:10] <Bytram> ciao for now
[03:29:18] <Fnord666> ciao
[03:29:22] <Fnord666> http://www.urbandictionary.com
[03:29:23] <exec> └─ 13Urban Dictionary: Rainbows and unicorns
[03:56:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - San Francisco Restaurant Uses iPads as Plates - http://sylnt.us - now-they-know-what-you-eat-too
[03:58:13] <cmn32480> ~define rainbows and unicorns
[03:58:15] <exec> rainbows and unicorns: unable to find definition
[03:59:53] <charon> people actually talk in #?
[04:02:48] <cmn32480> no
[04:02:52] <cmn32480> just the bots usually
[04:02:57] <cmn32480> or to the bots
[04:52:50] <jasassin> i suggest you take some kung fu fight ressons from kim jun
[04:53:11] <jasassin> pick pick pick... pick up the donut
[04:53:41] <jasassin> its the newest of the special attacks from north korea... it's called pick up the donut
[04:54:03] <jasassin> the most deadliest kung-fu attack of all time
[04:54:53] <jasassin> you pick up the donut and eat it... 5 seconds later your heart explodes
[04:55:37] <jasassin> the fist of the north star could not time it more perfectly
[04:56:35] <jasassin> make it easier for you. fist of the north star "hokutonoken"
[04:56:57] <jasassin> ~hokutonoken
[04:58:49] <jasassin> https://en.wikipedia.org
[04:58:50] <exec> └─ 13Fist of the North Star - Wikipedia
[05:01:24] <jasassin> my favorite anime of all time is Fist of the North Star, and i thought it was kinda cool i saw in an interview John Cena from WWE said it was his favorite too
[05:01:26] <jasassin> crazy
[05:02:08] <jasassin> Fist of the North Star is THE coolest anime of all time.
[05:12:43] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[05:12:46] <exec> └─ 13Hokuto no Ken : Zero Kenshiro Den - Kenshiro versus Jugai (HD Quality) - YouTube
[05:32:06] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[05:32:08] <exec> └─ 13Hokuto no Ken - Kenshiro Vs. Raoh - YouTube
[05:57:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Indicted Prenda Lawyer Also Under FBI Investigation - http://sylnt.us - you-have-the-right-to-be-served
[06:13:04] <jasassin> fuck it
[06:13:06] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[06:13:08] <exec> └─ 13YouTube
[06:24:56] <crutchy> ~time new york
[06:24:57] <exec> Monday, 2 January 2017 @ 1:24 am GMT-5 - New York, NY, USA
[07:11:41] <chromas> lol
[07:11:50] * chromas gives exec a riot
[07:46:09] <jasassin> i dont try anything i just do it! wanna try me?
[07:57:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - These Unlucky People have Names that "Break" Computers - http://sylnt.us - Robert');-DROP-TABLE-students;
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[10:05:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Plans $503 Billion Investment in High-Speed Rail by 2020 - http://sylnt.us - here-becomes-there
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[11:59:01] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:59:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3109
[11:59:21] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[11:59:22] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 6°F, cloudy, wind E at 0 mph, humidity 72% - Monday partly cloudy (8°F:28°F), Tuesday snow showers (21°F:25°F), Wednesday snow (21°F:33°F), Thursday mostly sunny (-1°F:21°F)
[11:59:26] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[11:59:27] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 23°F, mostly cloudy, wind SE at 0 mph, humidity 71% - Monday partly cloudy (27°F:38°F), Tuesday showers (38°F:39°F), Wednesday scattered showers (27°F:43°F), Thursday mostly sunny (20°F:30°F)
[11:59:30] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[11:59:32] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 32°F, mostly cloudy, wind NW at 3 mph, humidity 67% - Monday partly cloudy (37°F:42°F), Tuesday rain (42°F:44°F), Wednesday scattered showers (29°F:49°F), Thursday mostly sunny (27°F:35°F)
[12:00:38] <Bytram> !uid
[12:00:38] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6454, owned by its_gonna_be_yuge!
[12:05:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uncombable Hair Gene Discovered - http://sylnt.us - i'm-bald-you-insensitive-clods
[12:57:34] <Bytram> looks like dev is borked
[12:57:44] <Bytram> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[12:57:46] <exec> └─ 13500 Internal Server Error
[12:57:49] <Bytram> Internal Server Error
[12:57:49] <Bytram> The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.
[12:57:49] <Bytram> Please contact the server administrator, slash@dev.soylentnews.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.
[12:57:49] <Bytram> More information about this error may be available in the server error log.
[13:22:57] <Bytram> restarted mysqld and dev seems to be up and running again. don't know why it had an out-of-memory, but that's for the rest of the devs to figure out, I guess
[13:26:33] <Bytram> #fite Loggie
[13:26:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:26:39] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[13:31:17] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: think I may have found a bug in #fite ... started at level 31 with 41 hit points, did a #fite Loggie -- got 3 hits in and received no damage; was bumped to level 32 and now have 42 hit points(!); then did #fite MrPlow -- single hit (18 hit points) offed MrPlow; am now at level 33 with 43 (!!) hit points.
[13:32:17] <Bytram> #fite aqu4
[13:32:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:32:23] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[13:34:07] <Bytram> according to the #fite log, I took 6 hit points damage, but my hit points are now at 38 -- hmm, is there a bonus of 1 hit point for winning a #fite?
[13:34:31] <Bytram> #fite Bender
[13:34:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:34:53] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[13:41:05] <Bytram> looks like I took 24 HP on that one... 38-24 = 14, but my HP are now 15 -- maybe there IS a 1 HP bonus for winning a #fite?
[13:41:13] <Bytram> gotta get ready for work.
[13:41:17] <Bytram> have a great day everyone!
[14:17:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Switching to Daylight Saving Time May Lead to Harsher Legal Sentences in the U.S. - http://sylnt.us - requesting-a-continuance
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[18:55:42] <exec> welcome swiss: Los Angeles, CA, USA, 12°C/53°F, 10:55 am GMT-8, Monday, 2 January 2017
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[22:42:28] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[22:42:29] <exec> └─ 13Rucka Rucka Ali - What the Black Says - YouTube