#Soylent | Logs for 2016-12-25
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[00:05:03] <exec> welcome nick: Laurium, Calumet Township, MI, USA, -7°C/20°F, 7:05 pm GMT-5, Saturday, 24 December 2016
[01:05:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Raspberry Pi's PIXEL Linux Desktop Environment Now Available for x86 PCs - http://sylnt.us - something-to-try-while-digesting-your-turkey
[01:07:17] <takyon_> https://www.youtube.com
[01:07:18] <exec> └─ 13MST3K - 321 - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - YouTube
[01:23:25] <FatPhil> well fuck this shit.
[01:24:21] <Subsentient> Merry Christmas to everyone. ^^
[01:24:31] <Subsentient> May your stockings be filled with delicious creamy vomit
[01:24:57] <FatPhil> got an early morning coach to catch, so got to bed at a sensible time, didn't overdo the indulgence, and woke up irreversibly after only 3 hours.
[01:25:25] <FatPhil> so you bastards have got me for the next few hours
[01:26:27] <nick> now that's a real xmas gift
[01:27:34] <FatPhil> yeah, I'm glad I could be that chubby fucker who invades your chimneys on this a-holiest of nights.
[01:28:06] <FatPhil> hmm, I could go to the local nightclub, I can hear that it's still open.
[01:28:36] <FatPhil> but I hate nightclubs.
[01:32:00] <takyon_> hi
[01:34:07] <nick> hate nightclubs, hate christmas... no better place to spend the next few days to embrace your inner scrooge
[01:35:48] <takyon_> embrace your local backpage
[01:37:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - First Pan-STARRS Digital Sky Survey Released - http://sylnt.us - my-god-it's-full-of-stars
[01:40:03] <FatPhil> I'm off to a different town today to meet up with a curious couple from another country. Should be fun. We're gonna take them to a curious pub that's remarkably fitting.
[01:40:19] <SirFinkus> merry christmas eve everybody
[01:40:22] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:40:24] <exec> └─ 13The Star Wars Holiday Special (High Quality) - YouTube
[01:40:26] <SirFinkus> time for celebration
[01:41:22] <takyon_> woo
[01:41:34] <takyon_> https://www.youtube.com
[01:41:36] <exec> └─ 13MST3K - 321 - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - YouTube
[01:42:07] <FatPhil> the only good thing about the high russian population here is that this isn't a particularly christmassy day, lots of things will still be open.
[01:42:26] <FatPhil> they'll have their christmas next month
[01:43:17] <FatPhil> there will be little old ladies selling veg at the local market today, guaranteed.
[01:44:31] <FatPhil> I have a midwintery festival on my calendar, it's called new year's eve/day, I don't really need two.
[01:52:15] <takyon_> it doesn't matter
[01:52:48] <takyon_> Trump is going to launch an emdrive satellite that spins at near light speed, and then deorbit it and kill us all
[01:53:03] <Bytram> #fite Mayonaise
[01:53:03] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:53:12] <takyon_> Tunguska is actually the before-effects of the explosion that wipes out the planet
[01:53:20] <MrPlow> #fite Mayonaise falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[01:53:49] <Bytram> #fite Pigeonburger
[01:53:49] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:53:54] <MrPlow> #fite Pigeonburger falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[01:54:24] <Bytram> #fite Leebert
[01:54:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:54:37] <MrPlow> #fite Leebert falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[01:55:25] <Bytram> #fite Regurgitator
[01:55:25] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:55:36] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[01:56:46] <Bytram> #fite aqu4
[01:56:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:56:50] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[01:57:15] <takyon_> bytrashed
[01:58:02] <Bytram> apparently I got "smiled upon"
[01:58:20] <takyon_> bywhom
[01:58:22] <Bytram> so, I have some extra pts that I am trying to make good use of.
[01:58:37] <Bytram> "<MrPlow> #fite the gods have smiled upon Bytram"
[01:59:09] * Bytram guesses that means it came from the "#fite" bot
[01:59:24] <Bytram> #fite Bender
[01:59:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:59:37] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[02:00:55] <Bytram> #fite Aphrodite
[02:00:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:01:09] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at Bytram's feet.
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[02:22:10] * FatPhil reads https://medium.com
[02:22:11] <exec> └─ 13404 Error
[02:22:39] <FatPhil> "This guy's arrogance takes your breath away"
[02:22:40] <FatPhil> Letters between John W Backus and Edsger W Dijkstra, 1979
[02:23:03] <takyon_> I'll be the judge of that
[02:26:43] <FatPhil> It's hard to work out which of the two has greater arrogance. Perhaps they reached the arrogance singularity back in the late 70s?
[02:27:35] <cmn32480> now the horror of the post-bedtime-toy-put-together begins
[02:27:47] <cmn32480> somebody fucking kill me'
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[02:46:11] <SirFinkus> cmn32480: don't tempt me
[02:46:19] <SirFinkus> you're such a tease
[02:47:03] <SirFinkus> https://brandcage.wordpress.com this looks like a huge pita to keep track of
[02:47:05] <exec> └─ 13Dopesmoker: Musical Analysis | BRAND CAGE
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[02:58:20] Bytram is now known as facebook
[02:59:02] facebook is now known as Bytram
[02:59:58] * SirFinkus waits patiently for someone to approve his tome bug report
[03:00:27] <SirFinkus> I want to kill skeletons or whatever it is you do in tome
[03:32:42] <Bytram> !uid
[03:32:43] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6448, owned by jawtheshark
[03:32:53] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[03:32:54] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 31°F, mostly cloudy, wind W at 9 mph, humidity 83% - Saturday partly cloudy (21°F:33°F), Sunday cloudy (-3°F:20°F), Monday snow showers (10°F:13°F), Tuesday scattered showers (14°F:37°F)
[03:32:56] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[03:32:57] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 36°F, clear, wind SW at 8 mph, humidity 82% - Saturday clear with periodic clouds (30°F:39°F), Sunday sunny (13°F:33°F), Monday snow showers (32°F:34°F), Tuesday mostly sunny (26°F:46°F)
[03:32:59] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[03:33:01] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 41°F, partly cloudy, wind W at 11 mph, humidity 77% - Saturday partly cloudy (34°F:43°F), Sunday sunny (23°F:37°F), Monday scattered showers (36°F:37°F), Tuesday scattered showers (31°F:51°F)
[03:33:24] <Bytram> #weather TheMightyBuzzard
[03:33:25] <MrPlow> Today: Showers possible. Lows overnight in the low 50s. Tomorrow: Mostly cloudy skies early will become partly cloudy later in the day. High near 70F. Winds SSE at 10 to 15 mph.
[03:35:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Heavy-Lift Drone Could Carry a Person - http://sylnt.us - next-step-jetpack
[03:39:28] <Bytram> #fite Mayonaise
[03:39:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:39:38] <MrPlow> #fite Mayonaise falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[03:40:28] Bytram is now known as Bytram|fite
[03:40:33] <Bytram|fite> #fite aqu4
[03:40:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:40:46] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at Bytram|fite's feet.
[03:42:13] <Bytram|fite> #fite Bender
[03:42:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:42:14] <MrPlow> #fite Bytram|fite falls broken at Bender's feet.
[03:43:00] Bytram|fite is now known as Bytram
[03:43:14] <Bytram> Okay, enough delaying and playing....
[03:43:20] <Bytram> ~gnight everyone
[03:43:21] * exec arrogantly liberates a barrel of coke from everyone
[03:43:34] <charon> ~gnight Bytram
[03:43:35] * exec deliciously steals an exchange server of reticulated splines from Bytram
[03:43:46] * Bytram offers the coke to the reindeer so they can make their rounds this evening in record time
[03:43:56] <Bytram> ~gnight charon
[03:43:57] * exec abnormally twerks a petabyte of cigars for charon
[03:44:03] <Bytram> ewww
[03:44:20] <charon> hot!
[03:44:24] * Bytram yawns
[03:44:24] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Bytram's gaping mouth
[03:44:44] * Bytram enjoys the treat and then heads off to slumberland
[03:45:11] <charon> now my watch is begun
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[05:47:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Watershed' Discovery Reveals Plants' Medicinal Secrets - http://sylnt.us - how-nature-faces-challenges
[06:16:57] <cmn32480> FUCK THAT SUCKED AND TOOK FOREVVER
[06:18:12] <cmn32480> my kids are gonna be up in like 4 hours.. I'm gonan be a grouchy fucker
[06:21:42] <cmn32480> #smake dollhouses
[06:21:42] * MrPlow smakes dollhouses upside the head with a midget's intestines
[06:21:46] <chromas> Sleep through it
[06:21:53] <cmn32480> that has crossed ym mind
[06:21:59] <cmn32480> Merry Christmas Chromas
[06:22:03] <cmn32480> I'm gong to bed
[06:22:12] <cmn32480> ~gnight chrosmas
[06:22:14] * exec sneakily pilfers a coffee++ mug of logical fallacies from chrosmas
[06:22:16] <chromas> Merry napsmas
[06:22:37] <chromas> ~g'night cmn32480
[06:22:41] * exec covertly rubs a basket of broken promises on cmn32480
[07:45:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Arctic Inuit, Native American Cold Adaptations May Originate from Extinct Hominids - http://sylnt.us - Nonook-of-the-North
[09:57:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Artificial Leaf Uses Solar Energy to Manufacture Drugs - http://sylnt.us - cannibas-plants-do-this-naturally
[11:37:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber Backs Off in San Francisco - http://sylnt.us - they-drive-just-like-the-locals
[13:38:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russian Scam Claimed to Net $5 Million Per Day - http://sylnt.us - at-least-someone-likes-the-advertisers
[15:36:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nintendo Stops Pokémon Gold Modder - http://sylnt.us - shooting-yourself-in-the-foot
[17:46:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sex Robots: Experts Debate the Rise of the Love Droids - http://sylnt.us - all-talk-no-action
[18:21:41] <chromas> "All talk no action makes Jack a married man"
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[18:53:25] <arti> merry christmas
[18:57:14] <chromas> merry christmas too. wasted yet?
[18:58:58] * chromas sets out alcoholic turkey
[19:13:00] <mrpg> Nothing new regarding Carrie's condition http://www.latimes.com
[19:13:02] <exec> └─ 13'Very tough' Carrie Fisher spending Christmas in intensive care after a 'cardiac episode' on flight to L.A. - LA Times
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[19:46:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Develop New Metasurfaces for Deep UV-Imaging - http://sylnt.us - not-a-new-way-to-get-a-tan
[20:08:08] <arti> not wasted yet, preppin for dinner
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[21:46:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 5 Reasons to Teach Mathematical Modeling - http://sylnt.us - do-you-speak-math?
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[22:06:08] <exec> welcome FatPhil: Tallinn, Estonia, 4°C/39°F, 12:06 am GMT+2, Monday, 26 December 2016
[23:46:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Vim Creator Bram Moolenaar Discusses Developing the Popular Text Editor, How He Uses It - http://sylnt.us - interview-was-done-via-emacs