#Soylent | Logs for 2016-12-20
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[00:18:46] <chromas> Isn't the Delete key backspace on Apples?
[01:12:20] <paulej72> yes, but I am not sure the behavior on apple ]['s
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[01:17:39] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 20°C/68°F, 10:17 pm GMT-3, Monday, 19 December 2016
[01:17:57] <paulej72> nIck
[01:18:01] <paulej72> n1ck
[01:18:09] <paulej72> that's what I wanted
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[01:20:48] <n1> sup paulej72
[01:21:28] <paulej72> I was figureing out a new nickname for you
[01:22:34] <paulej72> I am bored tonight. Need to figure out something to do until bedtime
[01:23:41] <n1> could you check something for me on the subs queue?
[01:24:07] <n1> i cant get a story to load up on the editor page
[01:24:15] <n1> https://soylentnews.org
[01:24:17] <exec> └─ 13Student Lets Thief Steal His Phone, Spies on Him for Documentary [video]: SoylentNews Submission
[01:24:46] <n1> i get the preview page but i can't actually go in and edit it, loads a blank page
[01:24:48] <paulej72> wow is that ulgy
[01:25:42] <n1> im assuming it's my browser
[01:25:52] <paulej72> it's an exec submitted story so it may be easirer just to copy and paste it into a new sub
[01:28:22] * n1 has had nothing but trouble with using web browsers on Windows10
[01:28:38] <paulej72> down near the bottom on the preview there is a double nested P near
[01:28:38] <paulej72> Subscribe to our top stories
[01:28:59] <paulej72> rmove that and see ifit will go to he edit page
[01:37:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 9 Killed by Truck in Berlin and 3 Wounded in Zurich Shooting - http://sylnt.us
[01:42:46] <n1> didnt work
[01:43:02] <n1> will fuck about with it some more after i eat some doritos
[01:45:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pregnancy Results in Physical Changes to a Woman's Brain that Lasts at Least 2 Years - http://sylnt.us - post-partum-efficiency
[02:22:21] <paulej72> OK paid some bills and setup my car payment for autopay
[02:23:32] <Bytram> n1: FWIW, I loaded the submission in my browser... and came up okay. Clicked preview, and it displayed okay. I'm using Pale Moon 27.0.2 on Win 7 Pro
[02:24:43] <n1> Bytram, im pretty sure it's just my browser and/or windows10 being a dick
[02:24:56] <Bytram> also, I am not using T's plugin
[02:24:57] <paulej72> n1 which browswer
[02:25:14] * Bytram bets it is an "Edge" case
[02:25:17] <Bytram> ;)
[02:25:24] <n1> Opera 41
[02:25:31] <paulej72> Ha
[02:25:40] <n1> pale moon crashes constantly
[02:25:46] * Bytram launches opera
[02:26:17] * paulej72 uses telnet
[02:26:19] <Bytram> is v 35.0
[02:26:20] <n1> i never had problems with it on w7 but on w10 it was so unstable for whatever reason
[02:31:10] * Bytram is seeing the same problem that n1 described when using Opera 35.0 on Win 7 pro
[02:32:10] * Bytram tried removing: <p class="sub-header">
[02:32:10] <paulej72> opera sucks donkey balz
[02:32:26] <Bytram> from: <p><p class="sub-header">Subscribe to our top stories</p>
[02:32:41] <Bytram> and saw no change; enitrely blank page displayed
[02:33:06] <paulej72> there is always chrome as an option
[02:33:27] <Bytram> or FF, or PM, or Lynx
[02:33:32] <paulej72> unless you like running off a battery
[02:33:37] <Bytram> or, shudder, IE / Edge
[02:34:13] <paulej72> hey quit lumping IE with edge, i would rather use IE than edge any day
[02:34:21] <Bytram> ROFL!!!
[02:34:43] <Bytram> speaking of browsers, it appears that there is an update for PM... will be back in a bit
[02:34:53] <paulej72> i think they removed the url bar by default in edge
[02:35:35] * paulej72 hums the final Jeopardy tune twice
[02:36:14] <paulej72> swears he read the Bytram would be back in a minute not a bit
[02:36:28] <Bytram> https://techcrunch.com
[02:36:29] <exec> └─ 13Apple’s Tim Cook assures employees that it is committed to the Mac and that ‘great desktops’ are coming | TechCrunch
[02:36:56] <paulej72> what they only have one desktop
[02:37:09] <paulej72> and it doubles as a trashcan
[02:37:18] <paulej72> the other is an AIO
[02:37:22] <Bytram> but but but... it's a YUGE desktop!
[02:37:25] <Bytram> ;)
[02:37:55] <paulej72> I think they are wating for Kaby Lake to be released
[02:39:14] <Bytram> to be released? or to freeze over? Would give new meaning to the expression "code freeze"
[02:39:52] <paulej72> Kaby Lake is the code name for the next generation of Intel chips.
[02:40:43] * Bytram is aware
[02:42:32] <paulej72> figured you did, but was being thorough
[02:44:12] <paulej72> I am sick of the 1% difference commercials from Sprint. Like I would switch to them for lower pricing, based on 1% difference in reliability without noticing that their netowk is much small than Verizon
[02:46:07] * Bytram has another early day coming up tomorrow -- learned my lesson from yesterday and not waiting for midnight to go to bed.
[02:46:23] <Bytram> ~gnight #Soylent
[02:46:25] * exec spontaneously sets a goblet of chrome ass by #Soylent
[02:47:00] <paulej72> !bite
[02:47:00] <Bender> paulej72: Bite my shiny. metal. ass.
[02:47:48] <Bytram> shiny, eh? /me prepares his sandblaster and sets it to 11
[02:48:13] <Bytram> no matte how hard you try, it ain't gonna shine no moah
[02:52:26] <Bytram> laters
[02:52:36] <paulej72> by Bytram
[02:52:45] <Bytram> ~gnight paulej72:
[02:52:47] * exec figuratively piles a dongle of nuts on paulej72:
[03:03:35] <cmn32480> blasted child... damn tablet isn't charging
[03:16:10] <n1> :(
[03:18:20] <cmn32480> micro USB port is looking a little damaged
[03:19:22] <cmn32480> I'm sorry Keptin.. .we're losing power in the warp engines
[03:31:13] <n1> ooo i think i got my first troll mod
[03:34:57] <SirFinkus> hmm, I just thought of an interesting project
[03:35:02] <SirFinkus> so you get a dot matrix printer
[03:35:05] <SirFinkus> and a microphone
[03:35:34] <SirFinkus> and write something to decode what the printer is printing based on the sound
[03:38:02] <cmn32480> you going for single or multi part forms?
[03:57:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Reversing Go Binaries Like a Pro - http://sylnt.us - do-not-parse-go
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[05:35:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - South Carolina to Debate Pre-Installed Porn Filter on New Computers - http://sylnt.us - sin-tax
[07:16:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Qualcomm's Centriq 2400 Demoed: A 48-Core ARM SoC for Servers - http://sylnt.us - Which-is-larger-a-processing-core-or-a-memory-core?
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[07:43:43] <SirFinkus> so I'm on youtube
[07:43:45] <SirFinkus> Microsoft Scammer tries to scam a certified level 5 technician
[07:43:52] <SirFinkus> the fuck is a level 5 technician?
[07:43:56] <SirFinkus> is that an actual thing?
[08:04:07] <FatPhil> what a lovely day to go to germany for a christmas party...
[08:05:43] <FatPhil> ~weather cologne
[08:05:44] <exec> 10Cologne, Germany - currently 33°F / 1°C, sunny, wind SE at 5 mph, humidity 85% - Tuesday sunny (28°F:42°F / -2°C:6°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (35°F:45°F / 2°C:7°C), Thursday rain (36°F:43°F / 2°C:6°C), Friday mostly cloudy (41°F:44°F / 5°C:7°C)
[08:47:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: Which Iconograpy Represents 'Save' in the Modern World? - http://sylnt.us - my-floppy-drive-still-works
[10:26:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cuba Announces Home Internet Trial Scheme in Havana - http://sylnt.us - wonders-of-communism
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[12:00:09] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 17°C/62°F, 11:00 pm AEDT, Tuesday, 20 December 2016
[12:16:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stingray Use Could be Unconstitutional, House Report Finds - http://sylnt.us - be-quiet-and-listen-in
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[13:06:50] <cmn32480> ~gday the
[13:06:51] * exec inadequately bitchslaps a misused Excel sheet of capsaicin with the
[13:06:53] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:06:54] * exec spontaneously refactors a fart hole of social justice for TheMightyBuzzard
[13:11:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday space monkeys
[13:11:35] * exec presumably reticulates an old shoe full of salt & vinegar chips for space
[13:11:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday space_monkeys
[13:11:44] * exec illegitimately pesters a 55 gallon drum of jihads with space_monkeys
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[13:46:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Professor Watchlist - http://sylnt.us - foolproof-like-all-other-watchlists
[14:09:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[14:09:19] * exec literally waves a ramdisk of iron filings at cmn32480
[14:16:56] <cmn32480> i have a problem
[14:17:02] <cmn32480> I jsut can't understand stupid
[14:17:41] <cmn32480> specifically why people who have been doing this for years can't understand why we don't break full cases.
[14:17:53] * cmn32480 wants to reach out and punch someone
[14:26:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, stupid is as stupid does.
[14:26:52] <cmn32480> it's rather unbelieveable
[14:27:46] <cmn32480> 1000 labels per roll
[14:27:55] <cmn32480> we stock by the roll, but sell by the case.
[14:28:00] <cmn32480> 4 rolls per case
[14:28:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, always believe in the power of stupid.
[14:28:13] <cmn32480> custoerm wants 10k labels
[14:28:37] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[14:29:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> big whoop. you should never have more than three loose rolls floating around unless your shipping guys are retards.
[14:29:42] <cmn32480> for ongoing pallet label quantities, where they order every 6 weeks or so... and changing the order qty to a multiple of 4 likely won't be an issue, the idiot sales rep won't even talk to the customer to ask if they will change it to a multiple of 4.
[14:30:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> we talking printed or blank labels?
[14:36:52] <cmn32480> they come in blank and leave printed
[14:38:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> so what's the issue with having up to three loose rolls floating around the warehouse? differing sizes or something?
[14:38:38] <cmn32480> I have about a million $ in labels in my warehouse
[14:38:50] <cmn32480> round numbers, 250-300 sku's
[14:40:28] <cmn32480> if it was 1 sku, I'd do it... but I do it once, and we end up with 1000 loose rolls flying around... getting lost, damaged, misplaced,
[14:41:14] <cmn32480> I jsut can't fathom the stupid.
[14:42:01] <cmn32480> and depending on the size of the label, case quantities are different.
[14:42:27] <cmn32480> smaller labels may have 8 or 10 rolls to a case.
[14:42:36] <cmn32480> larger labels may only have 1 roll to a case
[14:46:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, that makes sense then.
[14:47:35] * TheMightyBuzzard debates doing some actual work
[14:48:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need to finish up LCARS on account of it's in the same branch as comment speedup code. i'm feelin profoundly lazy this morning though.
[14:49:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> da fuck happened to my scoreboard?
[14:55:41] <chromas> :D
[14:56:39] <cmn32480> chromas did it
[14:58:08] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[14:58:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima hafta write a tag stripping function, ain't I?
[14:58:32] * TheMightyBuzzard kicks chromas
[14:58:54] <chromas> but you can join irc now
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[14:59:38] <scoreboard> Wow, joining from da web sure is a lot faster than using a desktop client
[14:59:48] <scoreboard> no 15 second wait
[15:00:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> no 15 second wait for me regardless.
[15:01:24] <chromas> weird
[15:01:39] <chromas> I always get a period where the server jacks off a bit before full connect
[15:02:04] <chromas> but then you've got znc going
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[15:04:41] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 7°C/44°F, 4:04 pm GMT+1, Tuesday, 20 December 2016
[15:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[15:14:10] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[15:14:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> update characters set weapon = 'girlie slaps', armor = 'annoying whining' where armor like '%<%' or weapon like '%<%';
[15:17:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Student Lets Thief Steal His Phone, Spies on Him for Documentary Video - http://sylnt.us - it's-still-my-phone
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[15:18:52] <chromas> lol
[15:20:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[15:20:08] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews Comments | Professor Watchlist
[15:21:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, you got pretty spanked for having been smiled upon
[15:22:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[15:22:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[15:22:29] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 261
[15:23:19] <chromas> yeah. more like they're smiling at me, not with me
[15:28:16] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - you are avenged.
[15:30:46] * TheMightyBuzzard tips his hat to cmn32480
[15:31:25] * cmn32480 likes his new hat that he got as a tip.... covers his bald head
[15:48:11] <paulej72> http://sports.yahoo.com
[15:48:13] <exec> └─ 13Watch: Man's Shot from Frozen Hazard Goes Terribly Wrong
[15:59:29] * cmn32480 is hungry
[16:30:47] <xhedit> how the fuck did chromas get to level 450
[16:33:06] <cmn32480> he's a cheatin' fucker
[16:33:26] <cmn32480> kill his bot, rename it, kill it again, rinse, repeat
[16:56:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gatebox: Your New Holographic AI Assistant "Waifu" - https://soylentnews.org - more-money-than-sense
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[17:42:39] <jasassin> ok wait
[17:42:53] <jasassin> anyone here watch the video of the dood that setup the cell phone theft?
[17:43:17] <jasassin> i am very interested if anyone can speak that language, i get the gist of it i can only get a few words here and there
[17:43:23] <jasassin> i would like to fully understand it
[17:44:00] <jasassin> looks like he's a coke dealer, and even more insidious shit than that (couldnt' care less about a coke dealer)
[17:44:05] <jasassin> i just dont' get the whole thing
[17:46:09] <jasassin> theres a link to request english translation, but i dare not do that
[17:47:46] <jasassin> http://anthonyvdmeer.nl
[17:47:50] <exec> └─ 13Find my Phone | Anthony van der Meer
[17:47:52] <jasassin> if anyone can understand the language
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[17:47:58] <exec> welcome nick: Laurium, Calumet Township, MI, USA, -1°C/30°F, 12:47 pm GMT-5, Tuesday, 20 December 2016
[17:48:00] <jasassin> please watch and give me the gist of it
[17:48:08] <nick> #chillax
[17:48:28] <nick> :o
[17:48:46] <jasassin> i think its the coolest fucking shit, but i can only understand about 10 percent of it
[17:48:49] <jasassin> so i am at a loss
[17:49:17] <jasassin> #fite nick
[17:49:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[17:49:18] <MrPlow> #fite nick falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[17:49:41] <nick> damn kids
[17:50:09] <jasassin> stay off your lawn?
[17:50:53] <nick> damn right
[17:52:18] <jasassin> fuck it i'll email him and see if i can get an english translation
[17:53:03] <jasassin> i need to know more about skype
[17:53:14] <jasassin> bah
[17:53:17] <jasassin> sounds like a chore
[17:54:18] <jasassin> #fite cosurgi
[17:54:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[17:54:20] <MrPlow> #fite cosurgi falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[17:55:08] <jasassin> #fite Runaway1956
[17:55:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[17:55:22] <MrPlow> #fite Runaway1956 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
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[18:18:18] <Runaway1956> jasassin https://www.youtube.com
[18:18:20] <exec> └─ 13Short Film: Find my Phone - Subtitled - YouTube
[18:26:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Deep Blacks, Bright Future—Where OLED Screens Go From Here - http://sylnt.us - bright-ideas
[19:56:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Combat Antimicrobial Resistance Using Smartphones - http://sylnt.us - bug-stomping
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[19:59:46] <exec> welcome nick: Laurium, Calumet Township, MI, USA, 1°C/34°F, 2:59 pm GMT-5, Tuesday, 20 December 2016
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[19:59:50] <exec> welcome nick: Laurium, Calumet Township, MI, USA, 1°C/34°F, 2:59 pm GMT-5, Tuesday, 20 December 2016
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[20:55:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, i missed my post-lunch nap today.
[20:55:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, better late than never.
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[21:08:51] <exec> welcome NCommander: Anchorage, AK, USA, -7°C/19°F, 12:08 pm GMT-9, Tuesday, 20 December 2016
[21:29:13] <NCommander> .... *hasn't lived in ANchorage for awhile*
[21:31:11] <cmn32480> NCommander - ~weather-add NCommander <location>
[21:31:40] <NCommander> ~weather-add NCommander New York, NY, USA
[21:31:40] <exec> name "NCommander" set for location "New York, NY, USA"
[21:31:44] <NCommander> ~weather
[21:31:45] <exec> 10New York, NY, USA - currently 35°F / 2°C, clear, wind S at 3 mph, humidity 38% - Tuesday partly cloudy (29°F:34°F / -2°C:1°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (36°F:45°F / 2°C:7°C), Thursday partly cloudy (34°F:46°F / 1°C:8°C), Friday sunny (36°F:47°F / 2°C:8°C)
[21:47:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Data Show No Sign of Methane Boost From Thawing Permafrost - http://sylnt.us - no-worries-mate
[22:58:52] <SirFinkus> exec seems to have developed an echo
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[23:17:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Platinum Partners Hedge Fund Accused of $1 Billion Fraud - http://sylnt.us - don't-worry-they-got-you-covered
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[23:34:09] <SirFinkus> who the fuck puts pickles on a pastrami sandwich?
[23:34:44] <paulej72> sounds good to me SirFinkus
[23:34:56] <SirFinkus> you're a monster
[23:35:32] <swiss> oh shit, i should get the hat
[23:43:17] <paulej72> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:43:18] <exec> └─ 13No Soylent for Santa after key ingredient supply is choked off • The Register
[23:47:10] <chromas> pebbledashing
[23:48:36] <mechanicjay> NCommander: did you hear about the firefighter being arrested by the CHP in California? Given your background in EMS and Incident Command, I was wonder what your take was on the apparent power struggle at the scene.
[23:48:54] <NCommander> mechanicjay, hadn't heard of it, but doesn't hugely surprise me.
[23:49:53] <mechanicjay> hrm, actually a stale news story, from 2014, but my curiosity remains: http://www.cbs8.com
[23:49:55] <exec> └─ 13Officials: Dispute between CHP officer, firefighter an 'isolated - CBS News 8 - San Diego, CA News Station - KFMB Channel 8
[23:51:46] <charon_> ~define pebbledash
[23:51:47] <exec> pebbledash: unable to find definition
[23:53:16] <paulej72> subtitle for the story I posted: Toilet pebbledashing not our fault, says TerraVia
[23:53:43] <mechanicjay> Really, whose fault is pebbledashing ever?
[23:56:00] <charon_> all i see on google is exterior wall finshes. i'm assuming there is some underground meaning having to do with diarrhea
[23:56:23] <chromas> Maybe that's what the bowl looks like after you're done
[23:57:07] <chromas> Sucralose seems like a better blamee
[23:57:25] <charon_> haribo sugar free gummi bears, here i come
[23:58:02] <chromas> So uh, I notice they don't mention what other products Soylent is still buying from the company
[23:58:18] <chromas> If Soylent quit using their flour then what are they cutting off?