#Soylent | Logs for 2016-12-14
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[00:00:24] <charon_> alternate history is cool. there's any number of "what if the nazis won" stories out there
[00:00:39] <paulej72> they went off script farily quickly
[00:01:03] <Fnord666> I haven't had a chance to watch it yet.
[00:01:12] <Fnord666> Is it worth it?
[00:06:12] <paulej72> don't know got the plot from a freiend who is whatchin it
[00:12:19] <Fnord666> ok.
[00:12:31] <Fnord666> Gotta drop off for a bit. Talk to you all later.
[00:15:20] <charon_> seey afnord
[00:45:34] <exec> #fite chromas falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
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[01:49:01] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:49:02] <exec> └─ 13Snowden: Donald Trump could get pal Putin to kick me out of Russia • The Register
[01:51:29] <takyon> http://www.vice.com
[01:51:31] <exec> └─ 13Donald Trump Might Have Just Killed the Mexican Craft Brewery Scene | VICE | United States
[01:53:15] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:53:17] <exec> └─ 13Bill Gates joins $170bn climate change investment club • The Register
[01:54:33] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[01:54:34] <exec> └─ 13Aleppo battle ends as Syria rebel deal reached - BBC News
[01:55:43] <takyon> http://www.anandtech.com
[01:55:47] <exec> └─ 13Micron 3D NAND Update: 2D and 3D NAND Bit Crossover, Gen 2 Hits Production
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[02:27:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux On the Mac — State of the Union - http://sylnt.us - performance-versus-hype
[02:51:17] <Bytram> #submit http://phys.org
[02:51:17] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:51:42] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:51:50] <Bytram> !uid
[02:51:51] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6426, owned by rocha1301
[02:52:00] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[02:52:01] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 11°F, cloudy, wind N at 1 mph, humidity 86% - Tuesday scattered snow showers (11°F:23°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (3°F:27°F), Thursday partly cloudy (-8°F:13°F), Friday cloudy (-7°F:5°F)
[02:52:04] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[02:52:05] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 35°F, cloudy, wind SW at 3 mph, humidity 66% - Tuesday snow showers (28°F:36°F), Wednesday mostly sunny (19°F:36°F), Thursday partly cloudy (3°F:21°F), Friday sunny (8°F:14°F)
[02:52:06] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[02:52:07] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 39°F, cloudy, wind SW at 8 mph, humidity 60% - Tuesday cloudy (33°F:42°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (24°F:39°F), Thursday cloudy (6°F:24°F), Friday cloudy (14°F:18°F)
[02:58:44] <charon> lies, it's not that warm
[03:05:00] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[03:05:00] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[03:17:04] <Bytram> ~weather rio
[03:17:05] <exec> 10Rio de Janeiro, State of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - currently 80°F, mostly cloudy, wind S at 3 mph, humidity 90% - Tuesday isolated thunderstorms (77°F:88°F), Wednesday thunderstorm (73°F:84°F), Thursday scattered showers (70°F:77°F), Friday showers (71°F:79°F)
[03:17:14] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[03:17:15] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 76°F, clear, wind S at 3 mph, humidity 87% - Tuesday clear with periodic clouds (69°F:81°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (66°F:82°F), Thursday partly cloudy (68°F:80°F), Friday mostly sunny (73°F:78°F)
[03:17:23] <Bytram> ~weather panama
[03:17:25] <exec> 10Panama - currently 79°F, partly cloudy, wind NW at 5 mph, humidity 94% - Tuesday partly cloudy (75°F:83°F), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (76°F:88°F), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (77°F:88°F), Friday thunderstorm (77°F:87°F)
[03:17:34] <Bytram> ~weather negril
[03:17:35] <exec> 10Negril, Jamaica - currently 78°F, partly cloudy, wind NE at 4 mph, humidity 83% - Tuesday clear with periodic clouds (75°F:87°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (77°F:89°F), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (76°F:86°F), Friday mostly sunny (76°F:88°F)
[03:17:48] <Bytram> ~weather riyadh
[03:17:49] <exec> 10Riyadh Saudi Arabia - currently 55°F, clear with periodic clouds, wind SE at 3 mph, humidity 34% - Wednesday partly cloudy (59°F:79°F), Thursday mostly sunny (45°F:70°F), Friday sunny (46°F:66°F), Saturday mostly sunny (51°F:72°F)
[03:18:26] <Bytram> ~weather gnome
[03:18:27] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:18:30] <Bytram> ~weather nome
[03:18:31] <exec> 10Nome, AK, USA - currently 26°F, cloudy, wind E at 15 mph, humidity 66% - Tuesday cloudy (22°F:24°F), Wednesday snow (27°F:29°F), Thursday snow (26°F:32°F), Friday snow (29°F:34°F)
[03:18:47] <Bytram> ~weather rekjavic
[03:18:48] <exec> 10Reykjavík, Iceland - currently 43°F, mostly cloudy, wind SE at 13 mph, humidity 72% - Tuesday cloudy (39°F:45°F), Wednesday rain and snow (32°F:40°F), Thursday rain (39°F:44°F), Friday rain (35°F:41°F)
[03:19:18] <Bytram> ~weather port barrow
[03:19:19] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:19:25] <Bytram> ~weather fairbanks
[03:19:26] <exec> 10Fairbanks, AK, USA - currently -19°F, partly cloudy, wind SW at 0 mph, humidity 63% - Tuesday partly cloudy (-20°F:-16°F), Wednesday sunny (-13°F:-8°F), Thursday snow showers (0°F:6°F), Friday partly cloudy (4°F:5°F)
[03:19:54] <Bytram> Brrrrr!
[03:20:27] * Bytram stopped by to catch up on scrollback... seems like nothing major is going on... been up since 0400 -- heading to bed
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[07:14:20] <Runaway1956> https://soylentnews.org
[07:14:22] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews Comments | Transition Adviser Peter Thiel Could Directly Profit From Mass Deportations
[07:15:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Fundamentals of Computer Science, Explained Through Sand - http://sylnt.us - I've-got-a-computer-in-my-bathing-suit
[07:18:38] <charon> hmm, that goes pretty far beyond what could be taken as a joke
[07:49:46] <Runaway1956> Aristarchus doesn't joke any more than I do.
[07:50:34] <charon> y'all both need to get less heated with each other
[07:51:46] <charon> and yes, at this particular moment, he is the one in the wrong
[07:52:37] <charon> i downmodded him, gave him a warning reply, and his next reply to you was a good deal more measured
[08:07:46] <Runaway1956> Me? Heated? His reply to me is "measured", yes.
[08:08:18] <charon> your heatedness was the other day when you mod-bombed him
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[08:09:04] <Runaway1956> Ehh, the rules weren't clear. The only mod-bombing we've ever discussed was when "someone" used the spam mod on me and a couple other people.
[08:09:21] <Runaway1956> That "someone" was never identified to me - but I'm quite sure who it was.
[08:09:55] <Runaway1956> That same "someone" plays the sniping game all the time - mod me down, then post a disrespectful and insulting post just like tonight.
[08:10:51] <Runaway1956> The amusing part? You know the weenie won't talk to people face to face like he posts.
[08:11:22] <charon> of course, i don't think any of us do
[08:11:40] <Runaway1956> Some few of us actually do.
[08:13:14] <charon> i feel i do too, but that's because i am polite and accomdating when in conversation
[08:13:26] <Runaway1956> LOL
[08:14:15] <chromas> oh yeah well fuck you guys! i'm like 7' tall and bench 1200 pounds! I'll kick all yer asses!
[08:14:23] <charon> i guarantee if you start getting loud and one sided when you make points on a subject you get passionate about, most of your real life audience will be searching desperately for the exits
[08:15:05] <Runaway1956> LOL Chromas - he a bad mofo, and when he speaks, I just shut up and listen
[08:15:20] <charon> psssh, chromas is a troll
[08:15:36] <Runaway1956> Yeah, but he's a seven foot tall troll
[08:15:41] <charon> oh crap
[08:15:52] * chromas cocks his guns, lefty and righty
[08:17:06] <Runaway1956> serious question - have you ever met anyone in real life who is almost 8 feet tall?
[08:17:24] <Runaway1956> And - he tells you that he's the runt in his family?
[08:17:30] <charon> lol
[08:17:52] <charon> who? the guy from Game of Thrones?
[08:18:09] <Runaway1956> The man ducked for every doorway he went through
[08:18:50] <Runaway1956> Nepo is a Maori tribesman from the Phillipines - his granddaddy was one of those giant-assed head hunters
[08:21:09] <charon> closest i ever got was being in the same room with a pro basketball player. it's just weird to look at someone that big
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[10:28:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux 4.9 Released - http://sylnt.us - it's-not-over-until-the-linus-yells
[11:03:17] <FatPhil> I once encountered the host of /Pointless/, Richard Osman. But he's only a smidge over 2m (2.05-ish). Still made both my g/f & I feel like midgets.
[11:05:53] <FatPhil> but both of us are below average height, she's a right shortarse.
[11:06:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:06:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3087
[11:06:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[11:06:45] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:06:50] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:06:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[11:06:56] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:07:09] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:07:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bender
[11:07:10] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:07:25] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:07:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[11:07:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:07:49] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:07:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite MrPlow
[11:07:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:07:54] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:07:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[11:07:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:08:13] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:08:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Regurgitator
[11:08:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:08:28] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:08:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite sedctl
[11:08:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:08:36] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:08:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite systemd
[11:08:37] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:08:56] <MrPlow> #fite systemd falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:09:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Deucalion
[11:09:56] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:10:19] <MrPlow> #fite Deucalion falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:10:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite FatPhil
[11:10:35] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:11:51] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[11:13:15] <FatPhil> mornin' Buzz
[11:13:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, yo
[11:50:38] <paulej72> morning all
[11:55:04] * TheMightyBuzzard waves to paulej72
[11:57:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Security In 2017: Ransomware Will Remain King - http://sylnt.us - next-up:-ransomware-for-IoT-devices
[12:30:55] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:30:56] * exec scientifically spews a cache of sobriety on TheMightyBuzzard
[12:32:04] <boru> How awful.
[12:32:29] <cmn32480> and exceptionally unlikely
[12:38:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> GREETINGS, SQUISHY MEAT-BAGS.
[12:39:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...er...I mean...
[12:39:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday y'all
[12:39:09] * exec problematically pits a BTRFS subvolume of companionship against y'all
[12:39:19] <boru> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[12:39:20] * exec diabolically bitchslaps a tumblr of walla walla sweet onions with AndyTheAbsurd
[12:39:33] <boru> Wtf are walla walla sweet onions?
[12:39:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> no idea
[12:40:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> most of things are words but put together that way, they cease to even *resemble* a sentence.
[12:40:37] <boru> Sure, but it seems to be $verb $container $noun $user.
[12:40:40] <cmn32480> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[12:40:41] * exec carefully sets an animated gif of various cheeses by AndyTheAbsurd
[12:40:42] <boru> What are these $nouns!
[12:41:46] <cmn32480> it the script they are listed as beverages
[12:41:52] <cmn32480> ~gday <list>
[12:41:55] <exec> http://ix.io
[12:42:00] <cmn32480> and there you go
[12:42:04] <boru> Onions are not a beverage!
[12:42:15] <cmn32480> maybe walla walla sweet onions are!
[12:42:38] * cmn32480 assumes that boru has never had a cold refreshing glass of onion juice
[12:43:29] <cmn32480> $adverb $action $container $beverage $user
[12:43:41] <boru> Indeed, my people are not proned to such perversions.
[12:43:55] <cmn32480> mine neither
[12:44:42] <boru> I think it's a Romanian thing. They pickle bloody everything there.
[12:44:50] * cmn32480 shurgs
[12:45:49] * cmn32480 has spent roughyl 2 weeks total in Europe in his lifetime
[12:46:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:46:07] * exec casually pesters a freedom sandwich of pork with cmn32480
[12:46:10] <boru> Oh yes, you're American. s/Romania/Europe/
[12:46:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, you definitely won that one
[12:46:32] <cmn32480> WOTO!
[12:47:33] <cmn32480> yes, I am boru. Uncultured... unworldly.... ignorant....
[12:47:56] <cmn32480> and still smart enough to know that there is a lot I don't know
[12:48:39] <boru> I was merely being jovial. I don't hold such opinions of most USA folks.
[12:49:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm none of the above. they's plenty o diverse culture n world within the US all by its lonesome. hell, they's plenty just in Texas.
[12:50:24] <cmn32480> we are quite the melting pot TheMightyBuzzard
[12:50:28] <boru> Indeed, the US is a melting pot.
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[12:51:07] <cmn32480> sometimes, I wish we could od the melt thing, and pull the slag off the top
[12:51:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what i thought but then you got chuckleheads bitching about "cultural appropriation" nowadays. i guess cause it makes identity politics easier if nothing melts.
[12:52:34] <boru> Quite.
[12:53:44] <cmn32480> touche
[12:55:22] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders upon some funky perl
[12:56:16] * cmn32480 envisions George Clinton in Queen Elizabeth's Pearls
[13:06:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> roughly accurate for now. beard's a big longer than his but i ain't of a mind to change that.
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[13:07:24] * cmn32480 pictures TheMightyBuzzard wearing a perl necklace
[13:08:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could totally pull it off
[13:12:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, why they gotta go tellin me shat i been doing for ages is just now experimental?
[13:13:25] <cmn32480> just to screw w/ you
[13:16:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[13:32:42] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:32:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3088
[13:34:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, off to run errands
[13:34:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> laters
[13:34:23] <cmn32480> good luck w/ the car
[13:34:28] <paulej72> same
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[13:37:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Pimping" Charges Against Backpage Executives Dismissed - http://sylnt.us - Voltaire-wins-for-a-change
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[15:08:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dell Trips Over US Sanctions by Selling PCs to Iranian Embassies - http://sylnt.us - doesn't-sanction-mean-approval?
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[15:28:20] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 11°C/51°F, 4:28 pm GMT+1, Wednesday, 14 December 2016
[15:48:49] <FatPhil> happy goatsemas, everyone: https://img.buzzfeed.com
[15:49:23] * boru assumes NSFW.
[15:49:30] <FatPhil> SFW
[15:49:52] <boru> Nice.
[15:50:18] <boru> Subliminal advertising, no doubt.
[15:51:56] <FatPhil> to make you want to buy an assburger?
[15:52:20] <FatPhil> Who thought South Park went horribly downhill mid-way through the season?
[15:52:22] <FatPhil> o/
[15:52:41] <boru> Isn't that why people go to that restaurant?
[15:52:52] <boru> It isn't beef, that's for sure.
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[15:53:37] <FatPhil> I conclude that they had everything planned for a dem victory, and were suddenly left having to rewrite half the season in no time at all.
[16:01:30] <jasassin> ok i got a fucked up story, at least i think it is... maybe im wrong thats what we'll try to find out, so here goes:
[16:02:32] <jasassin> my mom went to the bank the other day to withdraw from checking the cashier told her her drivers license was expired so they wouldn't give her the money (its my mom shes over 80 and hasn't drove for years)
[16:03:22] <jasassin> what the fuck does a drivers license being expired have to do with its validity in withdrawing funds from a bank account?
[16:03:37] <jasassin> its a government issued id even has the fucking gold star on it
[16:04:02] <paulej72> Well I could look like you mom and steal her old license just to empty her bank account
[16:04:09] <cmn32480> my costco card has a gold star on it too
[16:04:16] <jasassin> what does a valid id have to do with that?
[16:04:21] <jasassin> not valid
[16:04:22] <jasassin> expired
[16:04:29] <jasassin> this is all about an expired drivers license
[16:04:47] <jasassin> its got her fuckign picture on it, if it was not expired and you cloned my mom what the fuck does expired have to do with it?
[16:04:57] <jasassin> not a goddamn thing
[16:05:01] <paulej72> A person thinks that an expired licens is not valid and thus does not need the same protection as a valid one
[16:05:17] <paulej72> they may just trash it without cutting it up
[16:05:22] <jasassin> expired drivers license means thats not me on the fuckign picture? that because its expired i forged it with all the holograms?
[16:05:26] <jasassin> someone please explain this shit to me
[16:05:43] <jasassin> it was just a woman being a cunt
[16:05:52] <jasassin> my mom went to another branch with the same id and got the fucking money
[16:05:55] <jasassin> blah blah
[16:06:22] <jasassin> i'll find out the name of the bank and let you know if thats what you want to deal with more power to you
[16:09:45] <jasassin> gold star on an id in south dakota means you dont have to bring in a birth certificate and social security card to renew it
[16:10:07] <FatPhil> "jobsworths"
[16:14:22] <jasassin> paulej72 if they cut up my personal property i'd molotov their fucking building
[16:14:54] <jasassin> dont ever take a personal check from someone with a wells fargo account
[16:15:01] <jasassin> you'll never get the money
[16:16:11] <jasassin> bah now im in a pissy mood
[16:16:18] * jasassin wanders off to kill zombies afk
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[16:27:59] <FatPhil> #fite janrinok
[16:27:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:28:07] <MrPlow> #fite janrinok falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:28:20] <FatPhil> #fite sedctl
[16:28:20] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:28:33] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:29:07] <FatPhil> #fite SirFinkus
[16:29:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:29:12] <MrPlow> #fite SirFinkus falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:29:23] <FatPhil> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[16:29:23] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:29:33] <MrPlow> #fite AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:29:35] <FatPhil> #fite Aphrodite
[16:29:35] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:29:57] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:29:59] <FatPhil> #fite arti|work
[16:29:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:30:02] <MrPlow> #fite arti|work falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:30:08] <FatPhil> #fite alexbst
[16:30:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:30:13] <MrPlow> #fite alexbst falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:30:18] <FatPhil> #fite Azrael
[16:30:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:30:22] <MrPlow> #fite Azrael falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:30:24] <FatPhil> #fite aqu4
[16:30:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:30:41] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:30:54] <FatPhil> #fite Loggie
[16:30:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:30:57] <MrPlow> #fite FatPhil falls broken at Loggie's feet.
[16:31:39] <cmn32480> ~nelson FatPhil
[16:31:40] <exec> 03FatPhil: HA! HA!
[16:47:43] <FatPhil> Well, I was expecting to die soon enough anyway, I just thought I could scalp one more bot before sacrificing myself to someone deserving.
[16:58:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple to Pay $2 Million as a Result of Store Worker Class Action Suit - http://sylnt.us - another-bite-at-the-apple
[17:58:28] <arti|work> "bot"
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[18:11:44] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v charon_] by Aphrodite
[18:27:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Details of AMD's Desktop Zen/"Ryzen" Chips Released - http://sylnt.us - "Ryezen"-and-the-art-of-motorcycle-repair-does-not-have-the-same-ring-to-it
[19:02:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit http://www.space.com
[19:02:49] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[19:02:50] <exec> └─ 13'Star in a Jar’ Fusion Reactor Works and Promises Infinite Energy
[19:03:14] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[20:09:39] <jasassin> you know they got this wayland, and this xwayland and shit... how do you even know if your app is using wayland or xwayland or whatever?
[20:10:54] <jasassin> super serial wtf? i dont get what is so great about wayland i guess i need it explained to me like im potatoe
[20:11:38] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[20:11:52] <jasassin> sounds like a bunch of bullshit that they all migrate to xwayland withought going all the way
[20:11:56] <jasassin> whatever that even means
[20:11:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> not interested in it until i can't tell it's running
[20:12:06] <jasassin> i can't
[20:12:11] <jasassin> im using fc25
[20:12:33] <jasassin> i can't tell anything, but then again it might just be my hippie coodies
[20:13:03] * jasassin rubs his hair all over TheMightyBuzzards minecraft server
[20:13:24] <jasassin> now your computer has bugs
[20:13:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey now, it's also a softcore pr0n server
[20:13:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> so it already had them
[20:13:39] <jasassin> dood
[20:13:42] <jasassin> true story
[20:13:46] <jasassin> this is really gross
[20:14:07] <jasassin> i saw a porn movie and i didn't notice it i read some comments so i went back and watched again
[20:14:21] <jasassin> there is actually a fleat crawling around this chicks snatch
[20:14:23] <jasassin> so gross
[20:14:25] <jasassin> omfg
[20:14:30] <jasassin> i had to share that
[20:14:41] <jasassin> flea
[20:14:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> gross
[20:14:58] <jasassin> gross as hell
[20:15:17] <jasassin> then i was like omg i can't believe i just jerked off to this sick flea ridden bitch
[20:15:32] <jasassin> and i went and started making myself sick for about 20 minutes
[20:15:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> you must not have pets if you think fleas are gross
[20:15:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> I have cats that are kept indoors but fleas are still an occasional problem
[20:15:59] <jasassin> you must be doing something wrong
[20:16:05] <jasassin> you and your shitty cats
[20:16:10] <jasassin> my dog aint got no fleas
[20:16:17] <jasassin> and my house doesn't smell like piss
[20:16:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: It's not that fleas are gross; it's that the chick still participated in making the porn despite having fleas
[20:16:35] <jasassin> my dog got a weinerdog 16 years old and she still knows to get up and go by the door to go out
[20:16:38] * TheMightyBuzzard gives jasassin's dog fleas and pees under his couch
[20:16:45] <jasassin> fucking cat will just spray shit all over jacket
[20:16:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> like...that's not something that you just don't notice
[20:17:09] <jasassin> then you will go to work and your gay lover will say omg... im not going out with you any more you smell like cat piss
[20:17:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Visa, MasterCard Agree to Give Gas Pumps a Break on EMV Shift - http://sylnt.us - pumping-up-security
[20:17:16] <jasassin> and you will be a lonely faggit
[20:17:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, fleas don't stick on humans. they may get a bite if you're handy but that one came from the room they were shooting in.
[20:18:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> jasassin: I don't normally give them flea meds but occasionally enough of them get in the house that they get a breeding population going. Probably happened 3 times in the 8 years I've had cats. A dose of over-the-counter flea meds takes care of the issue.
[20:19:48] <jasassin> yeah that shit we use that not every 6 months or whatever but my dog got fleas one time
[20:19:52] <jasassin> omfg
[20:19:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> Also, keep in mind that I live in Florida, so almost every imaginable insect is a year-round issue here.
[20:19:56] <jasassin> how terrible that must be
[20:20:19] <jasassin> yeah buncha zica babies around there pretty soon
[20:22:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> we got it under control in my area pretty quickly; Miami may have a bigger issue.
[20:25:33] <jasassin> #fite mngrif
[20:25:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:25:45] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at mngrif's feet.
[20:26:04] <jasassin> whoo goo i can go negative!
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[20:58:16] <jasassin> gonna see if i can compile the new chromium from git
[20:58:19] <jasassin> this otta be fun
[21:47:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Florida-Georgia Water War Kills Weather Forecasting Bill - http://sylnt.us - what's-the-opposite-of-progress
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[22:22:07] <FatPhil> #fite SoyGuest35937
[22:22:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:22:12] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest35937 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:22:13] <FatPhil> #fite SoyGuest97245
[22:22:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:22:22] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest97245 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:22:24] <FatPhil> #fite SoyGuest71088
[22:22:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:23:35] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest71088 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:23:40] <FatPhil> #fite SoyGuest73518
[22:23:40] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:23:57] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest73518 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:24:09] <FatPhil> #fite sedctl
[22:24:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:24:18] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:24:19] <FatPhil> #fite Aphrodite
[22:24:19] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:24:40] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:24:42] <FatPhil> #fite MrPlow
[22:24:42] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:24:45] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:24:50] <FatPhil> #fite exec
[22:24:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:25:15] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:25:17] <FatPhil> #fite Bender
[22:25:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:25:24] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
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[22:57:31] <chromas> wayland++ >:D
[22:57:31] <Bender> karma - wayland: 5
[23:28:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Publishes Eight (Redacted) National Security Letters - http://sylnt.us - we-can't-tell-you-what-we-can't-tell-you
[23:32:29] <Bytram> #fite Loggie
[23:32:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:32:31] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[23:33:05] <Bytram> #fite aqu4
[23:33:05] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:33:09] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[23:33:46] <Bytram> #fite Aphrodite
[23:33:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:34:04] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[23:34:07] <charon_> buenas noches, sr Bytram
[23:34:33] <Bytram> Guten Abend, mein Freund... wie gehts?
[23:35:18] <Bytram> #fite exec
[23:35:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:35:19] <charon_> nada. estoy muy cansado
[23:35:27] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[23:35:33] <Bytram> charon: ROLF!
[23:36:17] * Bytram is just lovin carrying on a conversation with each party using a different language -- and neither is English!
[23:36:22] <charon_> hablo un poquisimo de español
[23:36:39] <Bytram> ich bin schlafrig, aber anderes gut.
[23:37:15] <takyon> je suis drumpf
[23:37:34] <charon_> todo el mundo es drumpt
[23:37:37] <Bytram> my spanish vocabulary is about 50 words, tops.
[23:37:57] <Bytram> but I'm excellent at sleuthing out meaning from context
[23:38:12] <charon_> mine is a bit more, but so rusty that i still would have to look up most things i want to say
[23:38:20] <Bytram> nod nod
[23:39:13] <Bytram> German, OTOH, is amazingly still useful for me, though I studied it nearly 4 decades ago (3 years of study in High School)
[23:39:19] <charon_> and if i know 10 german words, that would surprise me
[23:40:12] <charon_> paradoxically, the few owrds i do know are obscure ones: gemutlicheit, zeitgeist, schadenfreude
[23:40:18] <takyon> http://www.nbcnews.com
[23:40:25] * Bytram is certain he absolutely *butchers* gender and singular/plural forms, never mind nominative, dative, genitive, and accusative
[23:40:46] <charon_> fuck dative case
[23:40:53] <Bytram> ~g gemutlicheit,
[23:40:55] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.orgütlichkeit
[23:41:22] <Fnord666> I can order a beer and get my face slapped in a number of different languages.
[23:41:40] <charon_> that's pretty handy
[23:41:46] <charon_> the beer part, anyway
[23:42:07] <Bytram> charon: pretty "handy" ?? great pun!
[23:42:33] <Fnord666> he should be pun-ished
[23:42:34] <charon_> yep, the slapping part comes from being handsy
[23:43:06] <FatPhil> that's probably because you're playing with your genitives at the time. don't you know that's impolite.
[23:43:16] <charon_> lol
[23:43:23] <mechanicjay> !grab FatPhil
[23:43:23] <Bender> Added quote 800
[23:44:01] <Fnord666> something something accusative...
[23:44:42] <FatPhil> I'm looking for a language with an expletive case
[23:44:55] <Bytram> FatPhil: F that!
[23:46:08] <charon_> reminds me of the scene from the wire where the only dialogue for about 5 minutes is "Fuck" in different tones of voice
[23:46:09] <Fnord666> ASL for the win. no one knows when you're searing at them.
[23:46:22] <Fnord666> s/searing/swearing/
[23:46:22] <sedctl> <Fnord666> ASL for the win. no one knows when you're swearing at them.
[23:46:23] <exec> <Fnord666> ASL for the win. no one knows when you're swearing at them.
[23:46:33] <Fnord666> is there an echo?
[23:46:53] <Bytram> Fnord666: s/an/more than one/
[23:46:53] <sedctl> <Bytram> <Fnord666> is there more than one echo?
[23:46:54] <exec> <Bytram> <Fnord666> is there more than one echo?
[23:46:59] <Bytram> =)
[23:47:08] * Fnord666 golf claps
[23:47:26] <charon_> i was about to do the same thing. bytram is just faster at typing
[23:47:29] <Bytram> ~g golf clap
[23:47:31] <exec> [google] https://en.wiktionary.org
[23:47:39] <Bytram> ~define golf clap
[23:47:40] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03golf clap: 1. An exaggeratedly quiet clapping intended as a show of sarcastic support or disdain. c.f. the quiet clapping sound heard on televised golf tournament coverage. Due to the distance between the microp...
[23:48:18] * Fnord666 gold claps for charon_ as well.
[23:48:36] <Bytram> #fite Azrael
[23:48:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:48:37] <MrPlow> #fite Azrael falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[23:48:53] <charon_> Fnord666: s/gold/golf/
[23:48:53] <sedctl> <charon_> <Fnord666> golf claps for charon_ as well.
[23:48:54] <exec> <charon_> <Fnord666> golf claps for charon_ as well.
[23:49:24] <Fnord666> ok if all you want is a golf clap, that's fine too.
[23:49:31] <Bytram> #fite Leebert
[23:49:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:49:39] * takyon one-handed golf claps
[23:49:40] <exec> ~sed off
[23:49:40] <exec> sed already disabled for 10#soylent
[23:49:42] <MrPlow> #fite Leebert falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[23:49:48] <exec> ~sed on
[23:49:50] <exec> sed enabled for 10#soylent
[23:49:54] <exec> ~sed off
[23:49:56] <exec> sed disabled for 10#soylent
[23:50:04] <exec> #smake exec
[23:50:04] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a tit
[23:50:26] <Bytram> #fite Mayonaise
[23:50:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:50:35] <MrPlow> #fite Mayonaise falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[23:51:49] <Bytram> #fite MrPlow
[23:51:49] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:51:56] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[23:52:07] <Fnord666> #fite Bytram
[23:52:07] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[23:52:21] Bytram is now known as Bytram|hiding
[23:52:30] <chromas> #fite Bytram|hiding
[23:52:30] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see Bytram|hiding
[23:54:07] <Bytram|hiding> break time
[23:55:17] <Fnord666> So what's a good, reasonable size for the scrollback buffer for the bouncer?
[23:55:53] <charon_> i put 9999 because i'm a-scared of missing anything
[23:56:25] <charon_> but in most channels, it's not going to be anywhere near that
[23:58:59] <Fnord666> That should cover it unless you disappear for a month or so