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[23:58:59] <Fnord666> That should cover it unless you disappear for a month or so
[23:56:25] <charon_> but in most channels, it's not going to be anywhere near that
[23:55:53] <charon_> i put 9999 because i'm a-scared of missing anything
[23:55:17] <Fnord666> So what's a good, reasonable size for the scrollback buffer for the bouncer?
[23:54:07] <Bytram|hiding> break time
[23:52:30] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see Bytram|hiding
[23:52:30] <chromas> #fite Bytram|hiding
[23:52:21] Bytram is now known as Bytram|hiding
[23:52:07] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[23:52:07] <Fnord666> #fite Bytram
[23:51:56] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[23:51:49] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:51:49] <Bytram> #fite MrPlow
[23:50:35] <MrPlow> #fite Mayonaise falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[23:50:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:50:26] <Bytram> #fite Mayonaise
[23:50:04] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a tit
[23:50:04] <exec> #smake exec
[23:49:56] <exec> sed disabled for 10#soylent
[23:49:54] <exec> ~sed off
[23:49:50] <exec> sed enabled for 10#soylent
[23:49:48] <exec> ~sed on
[23:49:42] <MrPlow> #fite Leebert falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[23:49:40] <exec> sed already disabled for 10#soylent
[23:49:40] <exec> ~sed off
[23:49:39] * takyon one-handed golf claps
[23:49:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:49:31] <Bytram> #fite Leebert
[23:49:24] <Fnord666> ok if all you want is a golf clap, that's fine too.
[23:48:54] <exec> <charon_> <Fnord666> golf claps for charon_ as well.
[23:48:53] <sedctl> <charon_> <Fnord666> golf claps for charon_ as well.
[23:48:53] <charon_> Fnord666: s/gold/golf/
[23:48:37] <MrPlow> #fite Azrael falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[23:48:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:48:36] <Bytram> #fite Azrael
[23:48:18] * Fnord666 gold claps for charon_ as well.
[23:47:40] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03golf clap: 1. An exaggeratedly quiet clapping intended as a show of sarcastic support or disdain. c.f. the quiet clapping sound heard on televised golf tournament coverage. Due to the distance between the microp...
[23:47:39] <Bytram> ~define golf clap
[23:47:31] <exec> [google] https://en.wiktionary.org
[23:47:29] <Bytram> ~g golf clap
[23:47:26] <charon_> i was about to do the same thing. bytram is just faster at typing
[23:47:08] * Fnord666 golf claps
[23:46:59] <Bytram> =)
[23:46:54] <exec> <Bytram> <Fnord666> is there more than one echo?
[23:46:53] <sedctl> <Bytram> <Fnord666> is there more than one echo?
[23:46:53] <Bytram> Fnord666: s/an/more than one/
[23:46:33] <Fnord666> is there an echo?
[23:46:23] <exec> <Fnord666> ASL for the win. no one knows when you're swearing at them.
[23:46:22] <sedctl> <Fnord666> ASL for the win. no one knows when you're swearing at them.
[23:46:22] <Fnord666> s/searing/swearing/
[23:46:09] <Fnord666> ASL for the win. no one knows when you're searing at them.
[23:46:08] <charon_> reminds me of the scene from the wire where the only dialogue for about 5 minutes is "Fuck" in different tones of voice
[23:44:55] <Bytram> FatPhil: F that!
[23:44:42] <FatPhil> I'm looking for a language with an expletive case
[23:44:01] <Fnord666> something something accusative...
[23:43:23] <Bender> Added quote 800
[23:43:23] <mechanicjay> !grab FatPhil
[23:43:16] <charon_> lol
[23:43:06] <FatPhil> that's probably because you're playing with your genitives at the time. don't you know that's impolite.
[23:42:34] <charon_> yep, the slapping part comes from being handsy
[23:42:33] <Fnord666> he should be pun-ished
[23:42:07] <Bytram> charon: pretty "handy" ?? great pun!
[23:41:46] <charon_> the beer part, anyway
[23:41:40] <charon_> that's pretty handy
[23:41:22] <Fnord666> I can order a beer and get my face slapped in a number of different languages.
[23:40:55] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.orgütlichkeit
[23:40:53] <Bytram> ~g gemutlicheit,
[23:40:46] <charon_> fuck dative case
[23:40:25] * Bytram is certain he absolutely *butchers* gender and singular/plural forms, never mind nominative, dative, genitive, and accusative
[23:40:18] <takyon> http://www.nbcnews.com
[23:40:12] <charon_> paradoxically, the few owrds i do know are obscure ones: gemutlicheit, zeitgeist, schadenfreude
[23:39:19] <charon_> and if i know 10 german words, that would surprise me
[23:39:13] <Bytram> German, OTOH, is amazingly still useful for me, though I studied it nearly 4 decades ago (3 years of study in High School)
[23:38:20] <Bytram> nod nod
[23:38:12] <charon_> mine is a bit more, but so rusty that i still would have to look up most things i want to say
[23:37:57] <Bytram> but I'm excellent at sleuthing out meaning from context
[23:37:37] <Bytram> my spanish vocabulary is about 50 words, tops.
[23:37:34] <charon_> todo el mundo es drumpt
[23:37:15] <takyon> je suis drumpf
[23:36:39] <Bytram> ich bin schlafrig, aber anderes gut.
[23:36:22] <charon_> hablo un poquisimo de español
[23:36:17] * Bytram is just lovin carrying on a conversation with each party using a different language -- and neither is English!
[23:35:33] <Bytram> charon: ROLF!
[23:35:27] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[23:35:19] <charon_> nada. estoy muy cansado
[23:35:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:35:18] <Bytram> #fite exec
[23:34:33] <Bytram> Guten Abend, mein Freund... wie gehts?
[23:34:07] <charon_> buenas noches, sr Bytram
[23:34:04] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[23:33:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:33:46] <Bytram> #fite Aphrodite
[23:33:09] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[23:33:05] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:33:05] <Bytram> #fite aqu4
[23:32:31] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[23:32:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:32:29] <Bytram> #fite Loggie
[23:28:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Publishes Eight (Redacted) National Security Letters - http://sylnt.us - we-can't-tell-you-what-we-can't-tell-you
[22:57:31] <Bender> karma - wayland: 5
[22:57:31] <chromas> wayland++ >:D
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[22:25:24] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:25:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:25:17] <FatPhil> #fite Bender
[22:25:15] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:24:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:24:50] <FatPhil> #fite exec
[22:24:45] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:24:42] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:24:42] <FatPhil> #fite MrPlow
[22:24:40] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:24:19] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:24:19] <FatPhil> #fite Aphrodite
[22:24:18] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:24:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:24:09] <FatPhil> #fite sedctl
[22:23:57] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest73518 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:23:40] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:23:40] <FatPhil> #fite SoyGuest73518
[22:23:35] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest71088 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:22:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:22:24] <FatPhil> #fite SoyGuest71088
[22:22:22] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest97245 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:22:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:22:13] <FatPhil> #fite SoyGuest97245
[22:22:12] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest35937 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:22:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:22:07] <FatPhil> #fite SoyGuest35937
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[21:47:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Florida-Georgia Water War Kills Weather Forecasting Bill - http://sylnt.us - what's-the-opposite-of-progress
[20:58:19] <jasassin> this otta be fun
[20:58:16] <jasassin> gonna see if i can compile the new chromium from git
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[20:26:04] <jasassin> whoo goo i can go negative!
[20:25:45] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at mngrif's feet.
[20:25:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:25:33] <jasassin> #fite mngrif
[20:22:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> we got it under control in my area pretty quickly; Miami may have a bigger issue.
[20:20:19] <jasassin> yeah buncha zica babies around there pretty soon
[20:19:56] <jasassin> how terrible that must be
[20:19:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> Also, keep in mind that I live in Florida, so almost every imaginable insect is a year-round issue here.
[20:19:52] <jasassin> omfg
[20:19:48] <jasassin> yeah that shit we use that not every 6 months or whatever but my dog got fleas one time
[20:18:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> jasassin: I don't normally give them flea meds but occasionally enough of them get in the house that they get a breeding population going. Probably happened 3 times in the 8 years I've had cats. A dose of over-the-counter flea meds takes care of the issue.
[20:17:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, fleas don't stick on humans. they may get a bite if you're handy but that one came from the room they were shooting in.
[20:17:16] <jasassin> and you will be a lonely faggit
[20:17:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Visa, MasterCard Agree to Give Gas Pumps a Break on EMV Shift - http://sylnt.us - pumping-up-security
[20:17:09] <jasassin> then you will go to work and your gay lover will say omg... im not going out with you any more you smell like cat piss
[20:16:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> like...that's not something that you just don't notice
[20:16:45] <jasassin> fucking cat will just spray shit all over jacket
[20:16:38] * TheMightyBuzzard gives jasassin's dog fleas and pees under his couch
[20:16:35] <jasassin> my dog got a weinerdog 16 years old and she still knows to get up and go by the door to go out
[20:16:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: It's not that fleas are gross; it's that the chick still participated in making the porn despite having fleas
[20:16:17] <jasassin> and my house doesn't smell like piss
[20:16:10] <jasassin> my dog aint got no fleas
[20:16:05] <jasassin> you and your shitty cats
[20:15:59] <jasassin> you must be doing something wrong
[20:15:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> I have cats that are kept indoors but fleas are still an occasional problem
[20:15:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> you must not have pets if you think fleas are gross
[20:15:32] <jasassin> and i went and started making myself sick for about 20 minutes
[20:15:17] <jasassin> then i was like omg i can't believe i just jerked off to this sick flea ridden bitch
[20:14:58] <jasassin> gross as hell
[20:14:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> gross
[20:14:41] <jasassin> flea
[20:14:30] <jasassin> i had to share that
[20:14:25] <jasassin> omfg
[20:14:23] <jasassin> so gross
[20:14:21] <jasassin> there is actually a fleat crawling around this chicks snatch
[20:14:07] <jasassin> i saw a porn movie and i didn't notice it i read some comments so i went back and watched again
[20:13:46] <jasassin> this is really gross
[20:13:42] <jasassin> true story
[20:13:39] <jasassin> dood
[20:13:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> so it already had them
[20:13:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey now, it's also a softcore pr0n server
[20:13:24] <jasassin> now your computer has bugs
[20:13:03] * jasassin rubs his hair all over TheMightyBuzzards minecraft server
[20:12:33] <jasassin> i can't tell anything, but then again it might just be my hippie coodies
[20:12:11] <jasassin> im using fc25
[20:12:06] <jasassin> i can't
[20:11:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> not interested in it until i can't tell it's running
[20:11:56] <jasassin> whatever that even means
[20:11:52] <jasassin> sounds like a bunch of bullshit that they all migrate to xwayland withought going all the way
[20:11:38] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[20:10:54] <jasassin> super serial wtf? i dont get what is so great about wayland i guess i need it explained to me like im potatoe
[20:09:39] <jasassin> you know they got this wayland, and this xwayland and shit... how do you even know if your app is using wayland or xwayland or whatever?
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[19:03:14] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[19:02:50] <exec> └─ 13'Star in a Jar’ Fusion Reactor Works and Promises Infinite Energy
[19:02:49] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[19:02:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit http://www.space.com
[18:27:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Details of AMD's Desktop Zen/"Ryzen" Chips Released - http://sylnt.us - "Ryezen"-and-the-art-of-motorcycle-repair-does-not-have-the-same-ring-to-it
[18:11:44] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v charon_] by Aphrodite
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[16:58:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple to Pay $2 Million as a Result of Store Worker Class Action Suit - http://sylnt.us - another-bite-at-the-apple
[16:47:43] <FatPhil> Well, I was expecting to die soon enough anyway, I just thought I could scalp one more bot before sacrificing myself to someone deserving.
[16:31:40] <exec> 03FatPhil: HA! HA!
[16:31:39] <cmn32480> ~nelson FatPhil
[16:30:57] <MrPlow> #fite FatPhil falls broken at Loggie's feet.
[16:30:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:30:54] <FatPhil> #fite Loggie
[16:30:41] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:30:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:30:24] <FatPhil> #fite aqu4
[16:30:22] <MrPlow> #fite Azrael falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:30:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:30:18] <FatPhil> #fite Azrael
[16:30:13] <MrPlow> #fite alexbst falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:30:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:30:08] <FatPhil> #fite alexbst
[16:30:02] <MrPlow> #fite arti|work falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:29:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:29:59] <FatPhil> #fite arti|work
[16:29:57] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:29:35] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:29:35] <FatPhil> #fite Aphrodite
[16:29:33] <MrPlow> #fite AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:29:23] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:29:23] <FatPhil> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[16:29:12] <MrPlow> #fite SirFinkus falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:29:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:29:07] <FatPhil> #fite SirFinkus
[16:28:33] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:28:20] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:28:20] <FatPhil> #fite sedctl
[16:28:07] <MrPlow> #fite janrinok falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:27:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:27:59] <FatPhil> #fite janrinok
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[16:16:18] * jasassin wanders off to kill zombies afk
[16:16:11] <jasassin> bah now im in a pissy mood
[16:15:01] <jasassin> you'll never get the money
[16:14:54] <jasassin> dont ever take a personal check from someone with a wells fargo account
[16:14:22] <jasassin> paulej72 if they cut up my personal property i'd molotov their fucking building
[16:10:07] <FatPhil> "jobsworths"
[16:09:45] <jasassin> gold star on an id in south dakota means you dont have to bring in a birth certificate and social security card to renew it
[16:06:22] <jasassin> i'll find out the name of the bank and let you know if thats what you want to deal with more power to you
[16:05:55] <jasassin> blah blah
[16:05:52] <jasassin> my mom went to another branch with the same id and got the fucking money
[16:05:43] <jasassin> it was just a woman being a cunt
[16:05:26] <jasassin> someone please explain this shit to me
[16:05:22] <jasassin> expired drivers license means thats not me on the fuckign picture? that because its expired i forged it with all the holograms?
[16:05:17] <paulej72> they may just trash it without cutting it up
[16:05:01] <paulej72> A person thinks that an expired licens is not valid and thus does not need the same protection as a valid one
[16:04:57] <jasassin> not a goddamn thing
[16:04:47] <jasassin> its got her fuckign picture on it, if it was not expired and you cloned my mom what the fuck does expired have to do with it?
[16:04:29] <jasassin> this is all about an expired drivers license
[16:04:22] <jasassin> expired
[16:04:21] <jasassin> not valid
[16:04:16] <jasassin> what does a valid id have to do with that?
[16:04:09] <cmn32480> my costco card has a gold star on it too
[16:04:02] <paulej72> Well I could look like you mom and steal her old license just to empty her bank account
[16:03:37] <jasassin> its a government issued id even has the fucking gold star on it
[16:03:22] <jasassin> what the fuck does a drivers license being expired have to do with its validity in withdrawing funds from a bank account?
[16:02:32] <jasassin> my mom went to the bank the other day to withdraw from checking the cashier told her her drivers license was expired so they wouldn't give her the money (its my mom shes over 80 and hasn't drove for years)
[16:01:30] <jasassin> ok i got a fucked up story, at least i think it is... maybe im wrong thats what we'll try to find out, so here goes:
[15:53:37] <FatPhil> I conclude that they had everything planned for a dem victory, and were suddenly left having to rewrite half the season in no time at all.
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[15:52:52] <boru> It isn't beef, that's for sure.
[15:52:41] <boru> Isn't that why people go to that restaurant?
[15:52:22] <FatPhil> o/
[15:52:20] <FatPhil> Who thought South Park went horribly downhill mid-way through the season?
[15:51:56] <FatPhil> to make you want to buy an assburger?
[15:50:18] <boru> Subliminal advertising, no doubt.
[15:49:52] <boru> Nice.
[15:49:30] <FatPhil> SFW
[15:49:23] * boru assumes NSFW.
[15:48:49] <FatPhil> happy goatsemas, everyone: https://img.buzzfeed.com
[15:28:20] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 11°C/51°F, 4:28 pm GMT+1, Wednesday, 14 December 2016
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[15:08:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dell Trips Over US Sanctions by Selling PCs to Iranian Embassies - http://sylnt.us - doesn't-sanction-mean-approval?
[15:05:32] * cmn32480 rolls over and pulls up the covers
[15:05:20] * cmn32480 wakes up to see we are only at 144 of 189
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[13:37:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Pimping" Charges Against Backpage Executives Dismissed - http://sylnt.us - Voltaire-wins-for-a-change
[13:36:38] * cmn32480 takes a nap while the new test server pulls windows updates
[13:34:28] <paulej72> same
[13:34:23] <cmn32480> good luck w/ the car
[13:34:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> laters
[13:34:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, off to run errands
[13:32:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3088
[13:32:42] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:16:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[13:13:25] <cmn32480> just to screw w/ you
[13:12:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, why they gotta go tellin me shat i been doing for ages is just now experimental?
[13:08:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could totally pull it off
[13:07:24] * cmn32480 pictures TheMightyBuzzard wearing a perl necklace
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[13:06:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> roughly accurate for now. beard's a big longer than his but i ain't of a mind to change that.
[12:56:16] * cmn32480 envisions George Clinton in Queen Elizabeth's Pearls
[12:55:22] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders upon some funky perl
[12:53:44] <cmn32480> touche
[12:52:34] <boru> Quite.
[12:51:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what i thought but then you got chuckleheads bitching about "cultural appropriation" nowadays. i guess cause it makes identity politics easier if nothing melts.
[12:51:07] <cmn32480> sometimes, I wish we could od the melt thing, and pull the slag off the top
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[12:50:28] <boru> Indeed, the US is a melting pot.
[12:50:24] <cmn32480> we are quite the melting pot TheMightyBuzzard
[12:49:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm none of the above. they's plenty o diverse culture n world within the US all by its lonesome. hell, they's plenty just in Texas.
[12:48:39] <boru> I was merely being jovial. I don't hold such opinions of most USA folks.
[12:47:56] <cmn32480> and still smart enough to know that there is a lot I don't know
[12:47:33] <cmn32480> yes, I am boru. Uncultured... unworldly.... ignorant....
[12:46:32] <cmn32480> WOTO!
[12:46:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, you definitely won that one
[12:46:10] <boru> Oh yes, you're American. s/Romania/Europe/
[12:46:07] * exec casually pesters a freedom sandwich of pork with cmn32480
[12:46:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:45:49] * cmn32480 has spent roughyl 2 weeks total in Europe in his lifetime
[12:44:50] * cmn32480 shurgs
[12:44:42] <boru> I think it's a Romanian thing. They pickle bloody everything there.
[12:43:55] <cmn32480> mine neither
[12:43:41] <boru> Indeed, my people are not proned to such perversions.
[12:43:29] <cmn32480> $adverb $action $container $beverage $user
[12:42:38] * cmn32480 assumes that boru has never had a cold refreshing glass of onion juice
[12:42:15] <cmn32480> maybe walla walla sweet onions are!
[12:42:04] <boru> Onions are not a beverage!
[12:42:00] <cmn32480> and there you go
[12:41:55] <exec> http://ix.io
[12:41:52] <cmn32480> ~gday <list>
[12:41:46] <cmn32480> it the script they are listed as beverages
[12:40:42] <boru> What are these $nouns!
[12:40:41] * exec carefully sets an animated gif of various cheeses by AndyTheAbsurd
[12:40:40] <cmn32480> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[12:40:37] <boru> Sure, but it seems to be $verb $container $noun $user.
[12:40:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> most of things are words but put together that way, they cease to even *resemble* a sentence.
[12:39:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> no idea
[12:39:33] <boru> Wtf are walla walla sweet onions?
[12:39:20] * exec diabolically bitchslaps a tumblr of walla walla sweet onions with AndyTheAbsurd
[12:39:19] <boru> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[12:39:09] * exec problematically pits a BTRFS subvolume of companionship against y'all
[12:39:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday y'all
[12:39:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...er...I mean...
[12:38:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> GREETINGS, SQUISHY MEAT-BAGS.
[12:32:29] <cmn32480> and exceptionally unlikely
[12:32:04] <boru> How awful.
[12:30:56] * exec scientifically spews a cache of sobriety on TheMightyBuzzard
[12:30:55] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
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[11:55:04] * TheMightyBuzzard waves to paulej72
[11:50:38] <paulej72> morning all
[11:13:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, yo
[11:13:15] <FatPhil> mornin' Buzz
[11:11:51] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[11:10:35] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:10:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite FatPhil
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[11:09:56] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:09:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Deucalion
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[11:08:37] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:08:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite systemd
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[11:08:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:08:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite sedctl
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[11:08:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
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[11:07:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:07:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
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[11:07:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:07:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite MrPlow
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[11:07:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
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[11:07:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bender
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[11:06:56] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:06:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[11:06:50] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:06:45] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:06:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[11:06:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3087
[11:06:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:05:53] <FatPhil> but both of us are below average height, she's a right shortarse.
[11:03:17] <FatPhil> I once encountered the host of /Pointless/, Richard Osman. But he's only a smidge over 2m (2.05-ish). Still made both my g/f & I feel like midgets.
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[08:21:09] <charon> closest i ever got was being in the same room with a pro basketball player. it's just weird to look at someone that big
[08:18:50] <Runaway1956> Nepo is a Maori tribesman from the Phillipines - his granddaddy was one of those giant-assed head hunters
[08:18:09] <Runaway1956> The man ducked for every doorway he went through
[08:17:52] <charon> who? the guy from Game of Thrones?
[08:17:30] <charon> lol
[08:17:24] <Runaway1956> And - he tells you that he's the runt in his family?
[08:17:06] <Runaway1956> serious question - have you ever met anyone in real life who is almost 8 feet tall?
[08:15:52] * chromas cocks his guns, lefty and righty
[08:15:41] <charon> oh crap
[08:15:36] <Runaway1956> Yeah, but he's a seven foot tall troll
[08:15:20] <charon> psssh, chromas is a troll
[08:15:05] <Runaway1956> LOL Chromas - he a bad mofo, and when he speaks, I just shut up and listen
[08:14:23] <charon> i guarantee if you start getting loud and one sided when you make points on a subject you get passionate about, most of your real life audience will be searching desperately for the exits
[08:14:15] <chromas> oh yeah well fuck you guys! i'm like 7' tall and bench 1200 pounds! I'll kick all yer asses!
[08:13:26] <Runaway1956> LOL
[08:13:14] <charon> i feel i do too, but that's because i am polite and accomdating when in conversation
[08:11:40] <Runaway1956> Some few of us actually do.
[08:11:22] <charon> of course, i don't think any of us do
[08:10:51] <Runaway1956> The amusing part? You know the weenie won't talk to people face to face like he posts.
[08:09:55] <Runaway1956> That same "someone" plays the sniping game all the time - mod me down, then post a disrespectful and insulting post just like tonight.
[08:09:21] <Runaway1956> That "someone" was never identified to me - but I'm quite sure who it was.
[08:09:04] <Runaway1956> Ehh, the rules weren't clear. The only mod-bombing we've ever discussed was when "someone" used the spam mod on me and a couple other people.
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[08:08:18] <charon> your heatedness was the other day when you mod-bombed him
[08:07:46] <Runaway1956> Me? Heated? His reply to me is "measured", yes.
[07:52:37] <charon> i downmodded him, gave him a warning reply, and his next reply to you was a good deal more measured
[07:51:46] <charon> and yes, at this particular moment, he is the one in the wrong
[07:50:34] <charon> y'all both need to get less heated with each other
[07:49:46] <Runaway1956> Aristarchus doesn't joke any more than I do.
[07:18:38] <charon> hmm, that goes pretty far beyond what could be taken as a joke
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[03:20:27] * Bytram stopped by to catch up on scrollback... seems like nothing major is going on... been up since 0400 -- heading to bed
[03:19:54] <Bytram> Brrrrr!
[03:19:26] <exec> 10Fairbanks, AK, USA - currently -19°F, partly cloudy, wind SW at 0 mph, humidity 63% - Tuesday partly cloudy (-20°F:-16°F), Wednesday sunny (-13°F:-8°F), Thursday snow showers (0°F:6°F), Friday partly cloudy (4°F:5°F)
[03:19:25] <Bytram> ~weather fairbanks
[03:19:19] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:19:18] <Bytram> ~weather port barrow
[03:18:48] <exec> 10Reykjavík, Iceland - currently 43°F, mostly cloudy, wind SE at 13 mph, humidity 72% - Tuesday cloudy (39°F:45°F), Wednesday rain and snow (32°F:40°F), Thursday rain (39°F:44°F), Friday rain (35°F:41°F)
[03:18:47] <Bytram> ~weather rekjavic
[03:18:31] <exec> 10Nome, AK, USA - currently 26°F, cloudy, wind E at 15 mph, humidity 66% - Tuesday cloudy (22°F:24°F), Wednesday snow (27°F:29°F), Thursday snow (26°F:32°F), Friday snow (29°F:34°F)
[03:18:30] <Bytram> ~weather nome
[03:18:27] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:18:26] <Bytram> ~weather gnome
[03:17:49] <exec> 10Riyadh Saudi Arabia - currently 55°F, clear with periodic clouds, wind SE at 3 mph, humidity 34% - Wednesday partly cloudy (59°F:79°F), Thursday mostly sunny (45°F:70°F), Friday sunny (46°F:66°F), Saturday mostly sunny (51°F:72°F)
[03:17:48] <Bytram> ~weather riyadh
[03:17:35] <exec> 10Negril, Jamaica - currently 78°F, partly cloudy, wind NE at 4 mph, humidity 83% - Tuesday clear with periodic clouds (75°F:87°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (77°F:89°F), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (76°F:86°F), Friday mostly sunny (76°F:88°F)
[03:17:34] <Bytram> ~weather negril
[03:17:25] <exec> 10Panama - currently 79°F, partly cloudy, wind NW at 5 mph, humidity 94% - Tuesday partly cloudy (75°F:83°F), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (76°F:88°F), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (77°F:88°F), Friday thunderstorm (77°F:87°F)
[03:17:23] <Bytram> ~weather panama
[03:17:15] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 76°F, clear, wind S at 3 mph, humidity 87% - Tuesday clear with periodic clouds (69°F:81°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (66°F:82°F), Thursday partly cloudy (68°F:80°F), Friday mostly sunny (73°F:78°F)
[03:17:14] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[03:17:05] <exec> 10Rio de Janeiro, State of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - currently 80°F, mostly cloudy, wind S at 3 mph, humidity 90% - Tuesday isolated thunderstorms (77°F:88°F), Wednesday thunderstorm (73°F:84°F), Thursday scattered showers (70°F:77°F), Friday showers (71°F:79°F)
[03:17:04] <Bytram> ~weather rio
[03:05:00] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[03:05:00] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[02:58:44] <charon> lies, it's not that warm
[02:52:07] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 39°F, cloudy, wind SW at 8 mph, humidity 60% - Tuesday cloudy (33°F:42°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (24°F:39°F), Thursday cloudy (6°F:24°F), Friday cloudy (14°F:18°F)
[02:52:06] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[02:52:05] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 35°F, cloudy, wind SW at 3 mph, humidity 66% - Tuesday snow showers (28°F:36°F), Wednesday mostly sunny (19°F:36°F), Thursday partly cloudy (3°F:21°F), Friday sunny (8°F:14°F)
[02:52:04] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[02:52:01] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 11°F, cloudy, wind N at 1 mph, humidity 86% - Tuesday scattered snow showers (11°F:23°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (3°F:27°F), Thursday partly cloudy (-8°F:13°F), Friday cloudy (-7°F:5°F)
[02:52:00] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[02:51:51] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6426, owned by rocha1301
[02:51:50] <Bytram> !uid
[02:51:42] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:51:17] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:51:17] <Bytram> #submit http://phys.org
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[01:55:47] <exec> └─ 13Micron 3D NAND Update: 2D and 3D NAND Bit Crossover, Gen 2 Hits Production
[01:55:43] <takyon> http://www.anandtech.com
[01:54:34] <exec> └─ 13Aleppo battle ends as Syria rebel deal reached - BBC News
[01:54:33] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[01:53:17] <exec> └─ 13Bill Gates joins $170bn climate change investment club • The Register
[01:53:15] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:51:31] <exec> └─ 13Donald Trump Might Have Just Killed the Mexican Craft Brewery Scene | VICE | United States
[01:51:29] <takyon> http://www.vice.com
[01:49:02] <exec> └─ 13Snowden: Donald Trump could get pal Putin to kick me out of Russia • The Register
[01:49:01] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
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[00:45:34] <exec> #fite chromas falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[00:15:20] <charon_> seey afnord
[00:12:31] <Fnord666> Gotta drop off for a bit. Talk to you all later.
[00:12:19] <Fnord666> ok.
[00:06:12] <paulej72> don't know got the plot from a freiend who is whatchin it
[00:01:12] <Fnord666> Is it worth it?
[00:01:03] <Fnord666> I haven't had a chance to watch it yet.
[00:00:39] <paulej72> they went off script farily quickly
[00:00:24] <charon_> alternate history is cool. there's any number of "what if the nazis won" stories out there