#Soylent | Logs for 2016-12-05
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[00:35:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Engineered Virus Has Artificial Amino Acid Allowing It to Serve as a Vaccine - http://sylnt.us - this-could-be-helpful
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[01:20:39] <paulej72> well I feel better now that I showered and removed this weekend's stink from me
[01:20:54] <SirFinkus> what kind of stink?
[01:21:09] <paulej72> pit stink
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[02:15:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Smartphone Software Smooths Jerky Touches - http://sylnt.us - shaking-with-delight
[02:51:50] <cmn32480> #fite Regurgitator
[02:51:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:51:59] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[02:52:21] <cmn32480> #fite aqu4
[02:52:21] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:52:43] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[02:52:46] <cmn32480> #fite Aphrodite
[02:52:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:52:57] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[03:22:22] * chromas gives Bender a jerkless touch
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[03:56:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Scientist Finds Rock Formations Suggestive of Biology on Mars - http://sylnt.us - red-rover-red-rover-are-you-there?-over
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[05:27:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trump, Cabinet Could Avoid Millions in Taxes Thanks to a Little-Known Law - http://sylnt.us - perfectly-legal-loopholes
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[07:05:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - British PM May Cracks Down on Brexit Leaks - http://sylnt.us - sticking-a-finger-in-the-dike
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[08:13:48] <jasassin> a
[08:15:12] <jasassin> #fite diginet
[08:15:12] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:15:21] <MrPlow> #fite diginet falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[08:18:18] <jasassin> #fite swiss
[08:18:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:18:34] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at swiss's feet.
[08:18:45] * jasassin snarls viciously
[08:19:45] <jasassin> you guys ever watch the tv show burn notice? if you dont have netflix torrent it
[08:19:48] <jasassin> its awesome
[08:20:13] <jasassin> i think almost maybe equal maybe better not sure than... breaking bad
[08:20:38] <jasassin> 7 seasons of awesome
[08:21:06] <jasassin> im 41 my mom is 83 and it is so awesome
[08:21:09] <jasassin> we both love it
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[08:30:18] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 17°C/63°F, 7:30 pm AEDT, Monday, 5 December 2016
[08:36:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Airbnb Regulation Deal with London and Amsterdam Marks Dramatic Policy Shift - http://sylnt.us - only-rent-them-out-at-night?
[08:42:49] <fffd> burn notice is great, but i remember the conclusion of the whole series was a bit lame
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[08:55:54] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 7°C/44°F, 9:55 am GMT+1, Monday, 5 December 2016
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[10:16:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mobile Use Drives US Holiday Shopping Gains (Update) - http://sylnt.us - phoning-it-in
[10:50:23] <chromas> #fite cosurgi
[10:50:23] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:50:35] <MrPlow> #fite cosurgi falls broken at chromas's feet.
[10:50:52] * chromas is now a powertop
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[11:01:38] <jasassin> have you ever heard of that footsteps in the sand?
[11:01:46] <jasassin> is a relgious thing
[11:02:09] <jasassin> i was thinking about it
[11:03:07] <jasassin> https://www.onlythebible.com
[11:03:09] <exec> └─ 13Footprints in the Sand Poem | Beautiful Poem from Only the Bible.com
[11:03:18] <jasassin> but i was thinking
[11:03:32] <jasassin> there shouldn't be any footprints
[11:05:00] <jasassin> because in my hardest times i should gain a set of feathery wings
[11:05:29] <jasassin> presumably presumtuious
[11:07:13] <chromas> without javascript that thing's got a yuuuuge gem
[11:07:35] * chromas wonders why websites use 10,000pt fonts and have js/css downsize them
[11:08:59] <jasassin> like are you talking really realy uuuuuge?
[11:09:12] <chromas> it takes up the entire screen
[11:09:13] <jasassin> because we are going to make this so much better
[11:09:25] <chromas> the gem just got ten feet higher
[11:10:01] <jasassin> it is gonna be so uuuge everyone is gonna wonder... how did this get so uuuuuuge!?
[11:10:38] <jasassin> and we are going to explain to them it wasn't us. it was you
[11:11:51] <jasassin> you have no idea what we are going to do, and it is gonna be so magnificent so amazing
[11:12:26] <jasassin> you're grandchildren will be taught in school about how amazing this is
[11:12:29] <chromas> mememachine
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[11:13:32] <jasassin> this is so fantastic chromas and the best part of this is that you are part of it
[11:14:33] <chromas> [instigation intensifies]
[11:15:15] <jasassin> alllllrighty then lets flip it another way
[11:15:21] <jasassin> your kids will meditate in school
[11:16:36] <chromas> is that still allowed?
[11:17:16] <jasassin> i guess unless they want detention
[11:17:25] <chromas> I'm pretty sure they're just told they have original sin with ray cysts until they shoot up the school
[11:18:07] <jasassin> serpents eggs already hatched
[11:19:14] <jasassin> you will croak you little clown, when you mess with president Trump!
[11:20:05] <jasassin> DIE on organic poison gas, in the deserts of afghanistan
[11:20:29] <jasassin> are you ready for the third world war?
[11:20:52] <jasassin> for your clothes heres a pretty flower
[11:21:29] <chromas> nah, we'll import everything from china
[11:21:42] <chromas> the poison gas will be the only nontoxic thing
[11:21:44] <chromas> what a tweest
[11:22:36] <chromas> 'til you whack off #Soylent
[11:22:58] <chromas> heh, that was meant for #test. shurg
[11:23:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite jasassin
[11:23:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:23:39] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:23:41] * jasassin expected nothing less
[11:23:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite thelaw
[11:23:55] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see thelaw
[11:24:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrPlow
[11:24:03] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with the Alzheimer's Cock
[11:24:20] <jasassin> tmb you look nice as a drawstring lamp
[11:24:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's because I AM THE LAW, fool bot
[11:24:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[11:24:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:25:02] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:25:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite FatPhil
[11:25:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:25:37] <jasassin> don't you worry it's for a cause, viacoms global corporation clause
[11:26:11] <jasassin> now you'll walk quietly to our camp
[11:26:25] <jasassin> we'll shoot you dead make you a man
[11:26:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have no idea what you're talking about. it's too early for stoned people.
[11:27:01] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[11:27:15] <jasassin> its 4:20 somewhere
[11:27:57] <jasassin> lets mix it up
[11:28:12] <jasassin> now it is 1984, knock knock at your front door
[11:28:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:28:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3068
[11:28:46] <jasassin> its the suede denim secret police
[11:29:00] <jasassin> they have come for your uncool niece
[11:29:08] <jasassin> you'll go quietly to their camp
[11:29:18] <chromas> 1984—brave new world hybrid
[11:29:32] <jasassin> not bad
[11:29:33] <jasassin> nice
[11:29:49] <jasassin> your kung fu is strong
[11:30:35] <jasassin> not strong enough
[11:30:39] * chromas reads about Marc Lépine
[11:30:48] <chromas> pretty funny. too bad he went to the wrong dept
[11:31:00] <jasassin> ok i am on some pretyt good shit
[11:31:16] <jasassin> i will find this
[11:31:16] <chromas> what color is your heart?
[11:31:20] <jasassin> what i was goign on
[11:31:26] <chromas> what does this channel taste like?
[11:31:41] <jasassin> i have only
[11:32:12] <chromas> yes
[11:32:29] <chromas> cut off the end like ff7
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[11:34:26] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[11:34:28] <exec> └─ 13Dead Kennedys California Über Alles - YouTube
[11:34:35] <jasassin> this is what i mean
[11:36:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, no listening to punk and being a hippie at the same time
[11:36:48] <jasassin> you will jog for the master race and always wear the happy face
[11:37:10] <jasassin> i roll like that
[11:37:13] <jasassin> get over it
[11:37:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:37:21] <exec> └─ 13NOFX - Always Hate Hippies - YouTube
[11:37:34] <jasassin> just listen to the whole song
[11:37:35] <jasassin> please
[11:37:44] <jasassin> draw string lamp
[11:37:48] <jasassin> give it a chance
[11:37:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's like asking a fish to breathe water foo
[11:38:18] <jasassin> ---------
[11:38:18] <systemd> Karma - -------: -1
[11:39:43] <jasassin> ok listen to this and calm the fuck down https://www.youtube.com
[11:39:45] <exec> └─ 13George Michael - Careless Whisper (Official Video) - YouTube
[11:40:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck that
[11:40:50] <jasassin> hahahahhaa
[11:40:56] <jasassin> ok lets try something else
[11:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:41:01] <exec> └─ 13Black Flag - Rise Above - YouTube
[11:41:42] <chromas> #yt nofx see her pee
[11:41:43] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:42:52] <jasassin> this is good
[11:42:59] <jasassin> no
[11:43:05] <jasassin> it got too generic
[11:43:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt separation of church and skate
[11:43:56] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:44:02] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[11:44:04] <exec> └─ 13TV On The Radio - Happy Idiot (Official) - YouTube
[11:44:11] <jasassin> this is the shit
[11:44:31] <jasassin> i think it might have amy pond from dr who in it
[11:44:35] <jasassin> you tell me
[11:44:53] <cmn32480> #fite Regurgitator
[11:44:53] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:45:22] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:45:24] <cmn32480> #fite aqu4
[11:45:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:45:24] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[11:45:32] <cmn32480> #fite BEnder
[11:45:32] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see BEnder
[11:45:34] <cmn32480> #fite Bender
[11:45:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:45:34] <MrPlow> #fite Bender's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[11:45:41] <jasassin> how they got amy pond to do that video i have no idea
[11:45:44] <jasassin> lots of money
[11:45:54] <cmn32480> #fite crutchy
[11:45:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:45:54] <MrPlow> #fite crutchy's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[11:47:20] <cmn32480> #fite Aphrodite
[11:47:20] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:47:20] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[11:47:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Virgin Galactic Spaceship Makes First Glide Flight - http://sylnt.us - down-to-earth-spaceship-testing
[11:47:54] <jasassin> i haven't raced in a long time... maybe too long
[11:48:06] <jasassin> i just gotta concentrate, can't get distracted
[11:48:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> raced what?
[11:48:18] <jasassin> just want them to know me as the man who went fast enough
[11:48:52] <jasassin> what you dont know wont hurt you
[11:49:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, sex isn't a race. finishing first doesn't mean you win.
[11:50:03] <jasassin> life isn't a race you win by finishing first
[11:50:20] <jasassin> close
[11:50:54] <jasassin> fuck this
[11:50:58] <jasassin> nicotine++
[11:50:58] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 243
[11:51:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> close enough to 6, yeah
[11:51:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:51:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:51:14] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 244
[12:02:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> hippies--
[12:02:07] <Bender> karma - hippies: -4
[12:02:32] <jasassin> marijuana++
[12:02:32] <Bender> karma - marijuana: 4
[12:03:01] <jasassin> swing around a bag of haddock
[12:03:13] <jasassin> swing it around till it slaps some sense into yourselves
[12:03:23] <cmn32480> somethign fishy about that statement
[12:03:52] <jasassin> you'll get the gist of it
[12:03:55] <jasassin> sooner or later
[12:05:00] <jasassin> or whould i have said the fish of it
[12:05:13] * jasassin wanders off to play left4dead2
[12:07:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[12:07:13] <exec> └─ 13Black Flag - Black Coffee - YouTube
[12:07:40] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:07:41] * exec $adverb duplicates a rar archive of chocolate truffles for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:07:45] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:07:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3069
[12:09:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:09:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3070
[12:09:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:09:37] * exec prematurely hangs a trigger warning sign about a tray of eye boogers on cmn32480
[12:09:50] * TheMightyBuzzard wins
[12:12:24] <cmn32480> no contest
[12:30:02] <cmn32480> <sigh> I had my inbox down to 60 messages on Saturday.. how come I come in on Monday and have 97???
[12:30:21] <boru> Select all unread -> delete.
[12:30:40] * cmn32480 has seriously considered that idea
[12:30:55] <cmn32480> I am also wondering if they multiply like f**king rabbits
[12:31:12] <boru> That's what I do when either I have an unwiedly number of emails, or have returned from holidays. If it's important, people will email again.
[12:31:38] <cmn32480> 3 that I have jsut recceived are expense report approvals.. so that is good
[12:32:11] <boru> Oh, did they approve Boru's Bavarian Mountain Fortress?
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[12:48:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://tmb.dedyn.io
[12:48:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> or for those of you with browsers that don't support strong encryption: https://www.dropbox.com
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[12:59:56] <chromas> much margin
[13:04:31] <chromas> nifty. hadn't heard about the scrollbox feature I see on dev
[13:05:23] <cmn32480> well done on the LCARS TheMightyBuzzard
[13:05:28] * cmn32480 slow claps
[13:05:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> pj snuck it in recently
[13:06:04] <chromas> but I see usernames have moved up a row
[13:06:15] <chromas> seems weird
[13:07:11] <cmn32480> I dont' see that in the list of themes....
[13:07:14] <cmn32480> figment
[13:08:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> have they?
[13:09:17] <chromas> also, comment load takes about 13 seconds after posting on the yuuge comment 'article'
[13:09:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, it's still a userstyle right now. making it into a theme on my dev vm first then checking it out on dev after it's merged.
[13:09:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, what're your max comments set to?
[13:09:44] <chromas> what's that
[13:10:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:10:25] <exec> └─ 13Log In
[13:10:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> Comment Limit
[13:10:49] <chromas> 100
[13:10:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> set it to around 50 and you get better speed
[13:11:18] <chromas> well that's gay
[13:11:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> used to you didn't.
[13:11:22] <chromas> I want all the comments
[13:11:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> then you gotta wait all the time
[13:11:47] <chromas> nah, too slow. toss it and start over
[13:11:48] <chromas> :D
[13:12:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> or i gotta go in and make our comment sorting algorithm not suck the balls.
[13:12:29] <paulej72> I vote for that ^^ one
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[13:12:47] <cmn32480> 2nd! ^^^^
[13:13:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's currently beastly. it takes every comment stored as a hashref and sticks them in an array. then goes one by one and puts them where they go.
[13:14:24] <chromas> is there a way to make it not load the entire comment tree after posting a comment from a new tab without js?
[13:14:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> scuse me, copies them to where they go.
[13:14:32] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: we should trun on looging of slow queries on dev. We need to see If there are some db fixes we can make
[13:14:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> then it goes back and cleans out doubled up comments.
[13:14:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, not a bad idear.
[13:15:02] <chromas> shouldn't it just have pointers/references in the tree?
[13:15:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, one would think
[13:15:30] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: I just remembered, i think there is some issuses with NDB queries of a certain kind. I remember tweaking a buch to use sub queries instead of joins
[13:15:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah fek. i LIKE joins.
[13:16:17] <paulej72> I can't remember if it was normal joins or just certain verietis.
[13:16:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> just learned how to use em worth a damn this year.
[13:16:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah well, we'll find out i guess.
[13:17:04] <chromas> maybe load entire comment tree after posting could be optional
[13:17:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> fu, users don't deserve options
[13:17:49] <chromas> for those times I wheel-click reply and don't want two tabs with the same content
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[13:18:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> take yer second tab n like it!
[13:18:48] * TheMightyBuzzard is in a fun kinda mood today
[13:19:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need someone to abuse
[13:19:22] * chromas PRs some jarvis crypt to the rehash repo
[13:20:02] * TheMightyBuzzard shoots chromas with ALL OF THE BULLETS
[13:21:00] * chromas hogs all the bullets
[13:22:24] <chromas> MrPlow would appreciate some abuse
[13:22:56] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: https://github.com left joins bad
[13:22:57] <chromas> time for an erlang rewrite
[13:23:00] <cmn32480> #smake-add ALL OF THE BULLETS
[13:23:06] <cmn32480> #smakeadd ALL OF THE BULLETS
[13:23:06] <MrPlow> "ALL OF THE BULLETS" added.
[13:23:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, the improvement i made was if you have a lower than insane max comments setting, it only pulls/sorts the comments you asked for. it used to pull/sort all of them then go and spend more time deleting the ones you didn't want. was actually SLOWER to have a low comment limit.
[13:23:23] <cmn32480> nah.. do him in Go
[13:23:56] <chromas> GoBot: more than meats the aye
[13:24:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[13:24:05] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with the wisdom stick
[13:24:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> gobots < transformers
[13:24:18] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah, well, that' just like, your opinion man
[13:24:43] <chromas> the code, not the bots
[13:24:57] <chromas> facts are opinions now
[13:25:09] * TheMightyBuzzard takes a whiz in chromas's keyboard
[13:25:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> I was going to see TMB was right but apparently we're not talking about 1980s cartoons and toy lines?
[13:25:18] * AndyTheAbsurd confused
[13:25:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, i was. i have no idea what chromas was talking about. as usual.
[13:26:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think he's just transphobic
[13:26:12] * chromas is secretly ciri in disguise
[13:26:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know what? i'm not gonna do fuck all for work today. it's a weekend and i should be fishing
[13:26:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Army Corps of Engineers Blocks the Dakota Access Pipeline - http://sylnt.us - embrace-extend-extinguish?
[13:27:21] <chromas> not anymore
[13:27:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> unfortunately i can't on account of cold, rain, and a broken car. but i can damned sure dick off n play vidya or something.
[13:27:37] * chromas checks for holidays
[13:29:37] <chromas> what'd you do to your car?
[13:30:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> timing chain slipped a notch
[13:31:15] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[13:31:17] <exec> └─ 13Tommy Boy (What'd Ya Do?) - YouTube
[13:31:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> pain in the ass to fix so ima pay someone else to bust their knuckles
[13:32:11] <chromas> what's the vidya of the week?
[13:33:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g twerk site:pornhub.com
[13:33:46] <MrPlow> http://www.pornhub.com - "Watch Twerk porn videos for free, here on Pornhub.com. Sort movies by Most Relevant and catch the best full length Twerk movies now!"
[13:33:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> take yer pick
[13:34:32] <chromas> that's not even porn
[13:34:38] <chromas> it's just music videos
[13:35:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends on if they's wearin drawers while twerking
[13:35:55] <chromas> well you can almost see one chick's poo socket in that hoverboard video
[13:36:38] <chromas> #yt j staxx my hoverboard
[13:36:38] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[13:36:51] <chromas> (trigger warning: extremely repetitive)
[13:37:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> poosockets++
[13:37:43] <Bender> karma - poosockets: 1
[13:42:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.ghacks.net
[13:42:04] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:42:05] <exec> └─ 13Beware! Firefox updates may reset preferences - gHacks Tech News
[13:42:15] <chromas> ~g'day >container a poo socket
[13:42:15] <exec> added to containers
[13:42:28] <chromas> is that from the facebook dept?
[13:42:29] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:54:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar, ran through all my rss feeds
[13:59:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i should put a favicon of a butthole on my personal server.
[14:00:22] <chromas> and bewbs for dev
[14:08:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, bewbs only for the bewbs nexus on dev
[14:08:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://tmb.dedyn.io
[14:09:15] <cmn32480> it's going well, and you?
[14:09:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> 32x32 bunghole favicon
[14:09:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty good. doing silliness instead of working.
[14:10:15] <chromas> firefox--
[14:10:15] <Bender> karma - firefox: -8
[14:10:32] <chromas> dunno when but at some point they made the favicon only show up in the tab
[14:10:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> har. i made mine come back.
[14:10:53] <chromas> I'm only getting a dashed rectangle for it though
[14:10:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird
[14:11:10] <chromas> same as it was before
[14:11:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> try shift reload
[14:11:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> firefox isn't even firefox anymore; it's firechrome. Or maybe Google Chrome by Mozilla.
[14:11:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yer not requesting the favicon for some reason
[14:11:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, truth
[14:11:56] <chromas> I manually requested it now. neat
[14:11:57] <cmn32480> mine sin't either
[14:12:12] <chromas> still doesn't show up though
[14:12:13] * cmn32480 opens chrome
[14:12:17] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[14:12:39] <chromas> thought maybe it would, like those times an image doesn't appear in page until after you open the image explicitly
[14:12:50] <cmn32480> your favicon looks like a really small starfish
[14:12:59] <chromas> works in opera
[14:13:02] <chromas> which is also chrome
[14:13:13] <chromas> a chocolate starfish
[14:13:20] <cmn32480> a crome by any other name woudl still stink like Google
[14:13:48] <chromas> unfortunately no other web browsers exist :'(
[14:13:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp. i don't want what they're selling. i want my fucking firefox back.
[14:14:09] * cmn32480 passes an IE6 port to TheMightyBuzzard
[14:14:20] * AndyTheAbsurd points TheMightyBuzzard to http://www.palemoon.org
[14:14:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> but palemoon can't be arsed to keep up with the latest n greatest security.
[14:14:51] <chromas> need all the good ff devs to hop over
[14:15:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> thus its users cannot connect to my webserver while everyone else using an up to date browser can.
[14:15:15] <chromas> like openoffice to libreorifice and xorg to wayland
[14:15:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i think those already quit
[14:15:24] <chromas> or got fired
[14:15:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: what cypher are you using?
[14:15:38] <FatPhil> Noooo!!!! FF devs must stay well clear - they're the *problem* not the solution
[14:15:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> for being afraid of transformers
[14:16:05] <chromas> #NotAllDevs
[14:16:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, SSLCipherSuite ECDHE-ECDSA-CHACHA20-POLY1305:ECDHE-RSA-CHACHA20-POLY1305:ECDHE-ECDSA-AES256-GCM-SHA384:ECDHE-RSA-AES256-GCM-SHA384:ECDHE-RSA-AES256-SHA384:ECDHE-ECDSA-AES256-SHA384:!DSS:!DES
[14:17:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> no DH keys for me
[14:17:21] <chromas> I see DH in there a bunch o' times
[14:17:31] <chromas> DH in disguise
[14:17:40] * chromas builds palemoon
[14:17:47] <chromas> thought I had it on this lap
[14:18:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> well ya but not pulling from a file o dh keys. using EC keys instead.
[14:18:04] <chromas> I guess it was the other kind of pale moon
[14:18:57] <chromas> you know, elliptic curves are cool and all but I exclusively use triangular curves
[14:19:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> you would, racis
[14:19:27] * chromas invents FFT encryption
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[14:19:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> triangles are the new white male
[14:19:44] <chromas> only if they're acute
[14:20:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're sayin if they're obtuse they dindu nuffin?
[14:21:06] <chromas> yes
[14:22:16] <chromas> we should all strive to be equilateral. apologize, isosceles scum!
[14:22:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i may hafta go play some assassin's creed 4. lot to be said for running around being a pirate at people.
[14:22:33] <chromas> I just started playing that a couple days ago
[14:22:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'teh awesum
[14:23:01] <chromas> needs moar buttpiracy
[14:23:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit controls on the console compared to the pc but such is life.
[14:23:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab chromas
[14:23:09] <Bender> Added quote 798
[14:23:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 797
[14:23:20] <Bender> Quote 797 - <n1> we like things the way they used to be, now get off my lawn.
[14:23:42] <chromas> I wonder what the count is after all the junk is scrapped
[14:23:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote TheMightyBuzzard
[14:23:45] <Bender> Quote 188 - <TheMightyBuzzard> no biggie, just had to decide where to put it.
[14:23:49] <Bender> Also in quotes: 189, 191, 203, 204, 235, 259, 262, 290, 291, 301, 307, 321, 340, 343, 369, 370, 373, 378, 385, 391, 413, 414, 417, 428, 431, 432, 433, 434, 436, 438, 477, 564, 566, 572, 596, 597, 602, 603, 610, 613, 620, 621, 634, 640, 653, 661, 664, 666, 675, 681, 690, 691, 708, 717, 719, 720, 723, 731, 740, 743, 755, 771, 777, 778, 788
[14:23:53] <chromas> like when we grab ourselves
[14:24:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno
[14:24:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not gonna go cleaning an xml file though
[14:24:40] <chromas> !quote -34
[14:24:41] <Bender> Quote -34 - <SlantEyedYellow> But if you summon the will to stick your fist up life's quivering anus, twist it a little, and make it your bitch, the potential for rewards are enormous.
[14:24:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> or rather an xml file for every bloody channel
[14:25:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas a quality quote there
[14:25:21] <chromas> I thought it was grab life by the pussy
[14:25:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> very AC4 as well
[14:26:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should be doing dishes and laundry but today ima stick it to da man and play vidya instead.
[14:26:17] <chromas> mix it up a little
[14:26:29] <chromas> dishes in washer; laundry in dishwasher
[14:27:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> interesting idea but the pots n pans largely wouldn't fit in the washer. either.
[14:27:21] <chromas> or dump everything in a tub o' water and swirl it around with a big stick. drain. all done. consider them put away as well
[14:27:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i been tossing the clean laundry on the side of the bed i don't sleep on and leaving it there the past few months. saves time.
[14:28:04] <chromas> have the kids take a bubble bath and give them dishes for toys
[14:29:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, we only got about a year before da boy starts spending like 4x as long as necessary showering so he can have a wank in peace.
[14:30:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> told his dad we'd save a lot of money on the water bill if he'd institute the sock on the doorknob policy
[14:30:28] <chromas> you'll notice his water resistant tablet disappears each time
[14:31:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> teenager, chromas. they need visual stimulation like birds need jetpacks.
[14:31:41] <chromas> one on the door's knob, one on the boy's
[14:32:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> he be all like: ack, go back down you psycho. i don't care if i just got bewbs pushed in my face. THEY'RE MY GRANDMA'S.
[14:34:13] * TheMightyBuzzard wanders off to play vidya
[14:34:15] <chromas> Boioioing.flac
[14:38:18] <cmn32480> ^(&*$(&%^$*%^&#$*^%ing Comcast
[14:39:25] <cmn32480> http://downdetector.com
[14:40:04] <cmn32480> yup.. big red spot right over Baltimore
[14:40:28] <boru> Looks like an outbreak map. How fitting.
[14:40:49] <boru> "Comcast is very common in this area. Appropriate protection is advised."
[14:41:54] <chromas> "I like cox!"
[14:42:04] <cmn32480> !grab chromas
[14:42:04] <Bender> Added quote 799
[14:42:14] <boru> TMB; you're in TN, right?
[14:42:24] <cmn32480> never hath a truer statement been uttered
[14:43:14] * chromas has charter. Works pretty well except I'm only getting 20mbit/s
[14:44:29] <boru> I had 300Mbps but awful latency on cable, but I have 76Mbps and feck all latency with FTTC, now.
[14:44:49] <boru> Err, 200Mbps.
[14:45:12] <boru> If I can get FTTP, I'd have 300Mbps with feck all latency. It sure would be nice.
[14:45:25] <jasassin> geroge michaels wouldn't dance again with you
[14:45:35] <cmn32480> Fiber To The PC?
[14:45:35] <jasassin> its not about that
[14:46:08] <boru> Fibre to the Premises.
[14:46:14] <jasassin> packet loss, latency and ....
[14:47:39] <chromas> What. Your fiber is slower than cable?
[14:47:47] <boru> That's the 'C' part.
[14:48:10] <boru> It comes into the building over ADSL from the cabinet.
[14:48:20] <cmn32480> Fiber to the curb.
[14:48:33] <boru> Cabinet, but yes, same thing.
[14:48:37] <chromas> Gay
[14:48:44] <boru> Well, it's better than ADSL.
[14:48:51] <boru> And cable, for all intents and purposes.
[14:48:59] <boru> (At least, given my requirements)
[14:49:05] <chromas> They should do cable from the cabinet
[14:49:08] * cmn32480 has FTTP at home... but this business park is so f**king old, we don't have it here.
[14:49:16] <chromas> Or ethernet
[14:49:20] <boru> It's the first ISP I've found that I've actually _liked_.
[14:49:45] <boru> There's no cable laid; they'd have to dig the place up, at which point they may as well lay fibre.
[14:50:05] <boru> Ergo, FTTC.
[14:50:08] <chromas> Underground utilities?
[14:50:28] <boru> Some, but those were laid much earlier.
[14:50:37] <chromas> You big city dwellers, you
[14:50:57] <boru> Sadly, yes, but only temporarily.
[14:51:19] <chromas> We just have phone, cable and power come overhead
[14:51:37] <boru> Aye, same where I'm from.
[14:51:59] <boru> At least you can maintain the bloody thing, and upgrade more frequently than decades apart.
[14:52:28] * chromas 's lap turned to winter molasses building pale moon
[14:52:47] <cmn32480> but how's your computer?
[14:52:51] <boru> I need to pull the new release, actually.
[14:52:56] <cmn32480> other than stuck to your lap
[14:52:58] <boru> The porting effort continues.
[14:53:14] * jasassin thinks tmb wont like duran durna
[14:53:42] <chromas> It's stuck like Flick's tongue. Shoulda worn pants
[14:54:02] * cmn32480 misses SpallsHurgenson...
[14:54:14] <jasassin> guilty feet have no rhythm
[14:56:56] <jasassin> call guilty feet what you want to call them, they still blow down the rain
[14:57:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber Now Tracking Users After the Ride is Over - http://sylnt.us - 1984-called
[14:57:59] <jasassin> i wouldn't invade a city to get my girl back
[14:58:35] <jasassin> no man can love or hate with more passion than a madman
[14:58:36] <chromas> If you had the power to invade a city, you could have all the girls
[14:59:03] <jasassin> but it doesn't matter chromas
[14:59:06] <jasassin> theres only one
[14:59:09] <jasassin> only one
[14:59:25] <jasassin> the one that is worth more than anything
[14:59:38] <chromas> That you've found so far
[14:59:42] <jasassin> a million lives for that one
[15:02:16] <jasassin> homer has nothing on the ilad of soylent
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[15:04:08] * jasassin watches as Galactus devours the channel
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[15:22:16] <jasassin> its the man upstairs who pulls the strings
[15:34:33] <jasassin> i wish i never clicked on that link
[15:37:33] <jasassin> 1984
[15:38:25] <jasassin> some say its the best guitar solo of all time i dispute that
[15:38:51] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[15:39:04] <jasassin> i say this is the best guitar solo of all time
[15:41:04] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[15:41:13] <jasassin> this is the best guitar solo of all time
[15:47:23] <jasassin> no that is not the one
[15:47:41] <jasassin> the probably took it off
[15:57:40] <jasassin> meh
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[16:26:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Machine-Learning System Spontaneously Reproduces Aspects of Human Neurology - http://sylnt.us - learning-how-we-think
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[16:27:25] <jasassin> man i got into persepone and eating the pomegratene seeds
[16:27:28] <jasassin> omg
[16:28:17] <jasassin> tried to explain to the people i live with the greek mythology of eating the six seeds and the reasons greeks explain winter and summmer
[16:28:21] <jasassin> holy shit
[16:28:30] <jasassin> my family hates me now
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[16:44:48] <jasassin> no wait
[16:45:03] <jasassin> i promised to marry your daughters sister
[16:45:06] <jasassin> whoooo
[16:45:12] <jasassin> we are all cousins
[16:46:03] <jasassin> 1 dollar!
[16:46:04] <jasassin> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[16:46:56] <jasassin> drew is gonna pull out his dentures and give you the midnight special if you roll another 100
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[17:37:08] <jasassin> 鬼
[17:37:38] <jasassin> it haunts me
[17:38:04] <jasassin> make it go away
[17:39:23] <jasassin> you know, in my dreams i have sex with 鬼
[17:41:57] <jasassin> when you look at it you might be afraid, but its got really tight pusssy
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[17:42:53] <jasassin> hey subsentient would you fuck this 鬼 ?
[17:43:15] <Subsentient> jasassin: eh?
[17:43:28] <Subsentient> I see a chinese character and space
[17:43:35] <jasassin> yes
[17:43:47] <jasassin> you are supposed to figure out what that means
[17:44:04] <jasassin> call it a quest
[17:46:51] <jasassin> i'll give you a hint, cut and paste that into google and look at what comes up (i mean the chinese iconograhph)
[17:49:03] <jasassin> actually its jap
[17:49:06] <jasassin> but whatever
[17:49:44] <jasassin> it all comes out of the same rubber hose
[17:50:01] * jasassin burps
[17:51:24] <jasassin> what would really blowyou r minds is this word i can't hmmm let me think
[17:55:16] <jasassin> its Tsujigiri
[17:55:36] <jasassin> 辻斬り
[17:55:52] <jasassin> its when someone just walks up and kills you
[17:56:36] <jasassin> practices what they have learned upon an unsuspecting victim
[18:07:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Artificial Intelligence and the Evolution of the Fractal Economy - http://sylnt.us - we-make-money-the-new-fashioned-way
[18:22:48] <jasassin> meh
[18:22:54] <jasassin> same as trickle down theory
[18:22:56] <jasassin> next
[18:23:34] <jasassin> in case you forgot your password login to blaksdjfalksdjfalskdjflaksdjfklasjdflaksjdf
[18:23:54] <jasassin> sorry im kinda gotta a buzz
[18:25:01] <jasassin> old news new news?
[18:25:27] <jasassin> its too old
[18:25:29] <jasassin> maybe redone
[18:26:20] <jasassin> did you guys here about the dood that tried to pass a federal bill that would make everyone have to purchase a gun?
[18:26:54] <jasassin> it was after obama care passed so its probably a long time ago
[18:27:40] <jasassin> do you know what kind of gun you could buy after you payed 3 moths of obamacare?
[18:28:05] <jasassin> almost close to an m16
[18:28:14] <jasassin> after 6 months
[18:28:20] <jasassin> the fucking sky is the limit
[18:29:05] <jasassin> so at the end of the year i want one of those guns that shoots around corners
[18:41:05] <jasassin> there is no chronocrphh that can record this monstrosity
[19:36:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK's New Snoopers' Charter Just Passed an Encryption Backdoor Law by the Backdoor - http://sylnt.us - that-why-we-should-read-it-first
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[20:21:29] <SirFinkus> lol
[20:21:35] <SirFinkus> just took my math final
[20:21:39] <SirFinkus> someone got arrested druing it
[20:21:57] <SirFinkus> during even
[20:22:10] <SirFinkus> the guy that always wore the "blow me for luck" shirt with dice on it
[20:22:38] <chromas> was he arrested for triggering?
[20:22:49] <SirFinkus> no idea
[20:23:15] <SirFinkus> they took him at the end of class, when I finished and walked past them he was being cuffed
[20:24:12] <SirFinkus> in other news, I think I kind of got fucked on the final
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[20:24:57] <SirFinkus> it was supposed to be like 20 problems or something, but 4 of them were duplicates, and as luck would have it, the duplicates were the type of problems I'm most comfortable with
[20:25:19] <SirFinkus> I think I did ok, but I would have done better if they had been actual problems I could get credit for
[20:25:25] <chromas> but then it turns out they're not duplicates on the answer key
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[20:38:31] <Fnord666> So how are problems that you are most familiar with an issue?
[20:38:54] <Fnord666> SirFinkus - or comfortable with I should say?
[20:39:13] <SirFinkus> there were less of them
[20:39:53] <SirFinkus> so instead of having half the test be those types of problems, it's now closer to a quarter of the test
[20:40:43] <Fnord666> Ah, got it. Thanks for the clarification
[21:06:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Petticoat Rebellion: Women 'Hack' an Election - http://sylnt.us - on-this-day
[21:08:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite systemd
[21:08:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[21:08:24] <MrPlow> #fite systemd's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[21:08:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[21:08:32] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[21:08:51] <MrPlow> #fite chromas falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[21:09:01] <chromas> at your backdoor
[22:23:22] -!- charon [charon!~0c0959f3@Soylent/Staff/Editor/charon] has joined #Soylent
[22:23:22] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v charon] by Aphrodite
[22:46:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Here's The Physics That Got Left Out Of 'Arrival' - http://sylnt.us - will-the-sequel-be-called-departure
[22:53:47] * cmn32480 has decided... "Screw you guys, I'm going home."
[23:01:55] <cmn32480> #fite Aphrodite
[23:01:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:02:16] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[23:02:33] <cmn32480> #fite Regurgitator
[23:02:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:02:39] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[23:02:40] <cmn32480> #fite Bender
[23:02:40] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:03:03] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[23:03:04] <cmn32480> #fite exec
[23:03:04] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:03:23] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[23:04:48] <cmn32480> #fite charon
[23:04:48] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:05:00] <MrPlow> #fite charon falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[23:06:30] <charon> jerk
[23:06:58] <charon> i hope i hit you with my crushing ennui
[23:11:48] <Deucalion> charon got a couple minutes?
[23:12:13] <charon> yes, though i'm at work. a customer could come in at any second
[23:14:37] Fnord666 is now known as Fnord666_away
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[23:20:59] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v n1] by Aphrodite
[23:21:01] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 22°C/72°F, 8:21 pm GMT-3, Monday, 5 December 2016
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