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[00:57:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Princeton Guide to a Math Education - http://sylnt.us - math++
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[01:51:47] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: good video
[02:06:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i do lurve me some quality blowing up of stuff. even better when it's for science.
[02:22:36] <Bytram> cmn32480: /me just had a quart of nice-n-spicy hot-n-sour soup to try and burn out his cold
[02:22:52] <Bytram> oh, saw ur comment about tmb being hungry in 2 hours...
[02:23:22] <Bytram> you know what the worst think about Italian food is? Two or three days later you get hungry again. ;)
[02:23:38] * cmn32480 hopes that you are prepared for the secondary burn
[02:23:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> nevar. i'm still full. i mean i did eat three plates piled up pretty well.
[02:24:35] * cmn32480 passes TheMightyBuzzard another egg roll
[02:25:07] * TheMightyBuzzard lights the end and puffs on it a bit before giving up
[02:26:28] <cmn32480> that's a helluva cigar
[02:27:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - When to Rename a Building, and Why - http://sylnt.us - Watt's-in-a-name?
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[02:51:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> sometimes an eggroll is just a cigar
[03:07:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, sposed to get snow thursday
[03:10:47] <charon> https://www.youtube.com
[03:10:49] <exec> └─ 13WHITE CHRISTMAS - Bing Crosby - YouTube
[03:35:39] <Bytram> paulej72++
[03:35:39] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 230
[03:35:48] <Bytram> paulej72++ debugging and merging
[03:35:48] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 231
[03:35:57] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++ coding and debugging
[03:35:57] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 271
[03:36:04] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++ coding and debugging
[03:36:04] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 272
[04:06:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI and NSA Poised to Gain New Surveillance Powers - http://sylnt.us - lets-start-the-monitoring-with-all-those-in-power
[05:36:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Handheld Tesla Coil Gun at 28,000fps [Video - Smarter Every Day] - http://sylnt.us - Zap-Gun
[06:01:40] <DECbot> #weather chicago, il
[06:01:41] <MrPlow> Today: Cloudy with snow. Temps nearly steady in the low to mid 30s. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of snow 100%. 3 to 5 inches of snow expected. Tomorrow: Sunshine and clouds mixed. High 39F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph.
[06:02:18] <DECbot> i guess it will snow
[06:08:09] <charon> snow++
[06:08:09] <Bender> karma - snow: -3
[06:08:32] <charon> #weather boston, ma
[06:08:32] <MrPlow> Today: Mainly sunny. High near 40F. Winds NW at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Snow during the morning will give way to showers of rain and wet snow during the afternoon. High 37F. Winds NW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of precip 80%. Snow accumulations less than one inch.
[06:17:45] <DECbot> as much as I like a white Christmas, I'm still not ready for winter.
[06:28:13] <charon> i don't mind snow, as long as i can drive in it. i'll pass on the 2-foot at a time storms though
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[07:15:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - San Francisco Rail System Hacker Gets Hacked - http://sylnt.us - all-your-hackers-are-belong-to-us
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[07:33:14] <jasassin> #fitectl weapon
[07:33:20] <jasassin> !fitectl weapon
[07:33:33] <jasassin> #fite SoyGuest35937
[07:33:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:33:52] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at SoyGuest35937's feet.
[07:34:06] <jasassin> well fuck me in the goat ass
[07:34:49] <SirFinkus> the infamous 3rd male hole
[07:34:52] <SirFinkus> the goatass
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[07:36:13] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 18°C/65°F, 6:36 pm AEDT, Sunday, 4 December 2016
[07:36:35] <SirFinkus> crutchy, how the fuck are ya
[07:37:04] <crutchy> hey dude o/
[07:37:07] <crutchy> yeah i'm ok
[07:37:30] <SirFinkus> keep rocking that ok
[07:37:39] <SirFinkus> ok is a good place to be
[07:38:01] <crutchy> true that
[07:38:12] <crutchy> hows things over your way?
[07:41:17] <SirFinkus> I just got done with a hell's angels gig
[07:41:26] <SirFinkus> which was an experience
[07:41:45] <chromas> Did you play for them?
[07:41:45] <SirFinkus> I ran sound for strippers
[07:41:49] <chromas> noice
[07:41:52] <SirFinkus> no, I run sound for a band
[07:41:56] <SirFinkus> and strippers apparently
[07:42:02] <crutchy> noice
[07:42:05] <crutchy> :p
[07:42:13] <SirFinkus> when the hells angels want strippers in between bands, you don't say no
[07:42:16] <chromas> Strippers need EQing too
[07:42:30] <crutchy> twist those knobs
[07:42:57] <SirFinkus> no, they didn't need eq
[07:43:17] <SirFinkus> I just plugged the manager guy's laptop into the board
[07:43:24] <crutchy> breasts need to be balanced
[07:44:13] <SirFinkus> I got quite a lot of free drugs too
[07:44:46] <chromas> any lapdances?
[07:45:49] <SirFinkus> naw, busy
[07:45:59] <chromas> I can picture it
[07:46:14] <chromas> she's gyrating on you while you're leaning over to see what's up on stage
[07:46:26] <crutchy> "excuse me ma'am... i'm trying to adjust the ass... i mean bass"
[07:55:37] <DECbot> !fitectl weapon
[07:55:52] <DECbot> #fitectl weapon
[07:56:18] <DECbot> hmmm... it does nothing
[07:56:29] <chromas> need moar parameters
[07:56:38] <chromas> #fitectl weapon footlong dong
[07:56:38] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for chromas set to footlong dong.
[07:56:56] <DECbot> is there a man page for the fite bot?
[07:57:15] <jasassin> yeah
[07:57:18] <jasassin> can' remember
[07:57:29] <DECbot> #fitectl weapon rusty keyboard
[07:57:29] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for DECbot set to rusty keyboard.
[07:58:03] <DECbot> #fitectl help
[07:58:15] <DECbot> nope.. no help there
[07:58:38] <chromas> Looks like the wiki's not been updated with it either
[07:58:41] <DECbot> #fite help
[07:58:41] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see help
[07:59:04] <DECbot> I once saw a score board, where does that exists?
[07:59:04] <jasassin> i have been unemployed for a couple years now taking care of family business (not monetary)
[07:59:14] <crutchy> who owns DECbot?
[07:59:17] <chromas> #fitectl scoreboard
[07:59:17] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[07:59:26] <DECbot> DECbot?
[07:59:28] <jasassin> you know i looked on the shit to get obamacare... in south dakota the shittiest plan you can get is over 300 dollars a month
[07:59:32] <chromas> here's the documentation: https://github.com
[07:59:35] <jasassin> all i can get is a part time job
[07:59:37] <DECbot> thanks
[07:59:46] <jasassin> that would eat like 85% of all the work i do every month
[07:59:55] <jasassin> what is the fucking point of working?
[08:00:02] <jasassin> not enough money to pay rent
[08:00:12] <crutchy> how do i get 💩 as a weapon?
[08:00:22] <chromas> soon we'll have TRUMPcare
[08:00:24] <jasassin> let alone license plates, registration, food
[08:00:37] <jasassin> when i was working a couple years and this was during obamacare
[08:00:43] <jasassin> i just paid the fucking fine at the end of the year
[08:00:43] <crutchy> chromas, and you'll need a gold bar to pay for it :p
[08:00:48] <chromas> crutchy: #fitectl weapon 💩
[08:00:48] <jasassin> at the time it was like 90 dollars i think
[08:00:52] <crutchy> ooh
[08:01:05] <crutchy> #fitectl weapon 💩
[08:01:05] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for crutchy set to 💩.
[08:01:15] <crutchy> mwahahahaHAHAHAHA!
[08:01:21] <crutchy> #fite everyone
[08:01:21] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see everyone
[08:01:44] * crutchy gives MrPlow beer goggles
[08:02:07] <chromas> soo many grungy ti-shirts on the board
[08:02:09] <charon> #fitectl armor toilet paper suit
[08:02:09] <MrPlow> #fite armor for charon set to toilet paper suit.
[08:02:16] <jasassin> just as an example
[08:02:20] <charon> i'm ready for you
[08:02:22] <jasassin> i'll give you a real life example
[08:02:29] <crutchy> pfft. spelt armour wrong
[08:02:43] <charon> TMB spelled it wrong
[08:02:46] <chromas> america! fuck yeah!
[08:02:51] <jasassin> i went into the office i had a back problem got hurt... there was a lady in front of me looked like an immigrant got all her shit and she paid 10 dollars
[08:03:01] <jasassin> i walk up i aint got no card and the lady says that will be 100 dollars
[08:03:15] <crutchy> chromas, i'm ripping exec's codebase off to make a bot for admin of a corporate intranet
[08:03:21] <chromas> cool
[08:03:25] <jasassin> i said, nobody said anything about 100 dollars "What they didn't tell you that?" no... oh ok well remember next time
[08:03:27] <crutchy> taking over the world, one company at a time :p
[08:03:28] <jasassin> and i didn't pay shit
[08:03:31] <jasassin> no 10 dollars
[08:03:33] <jasassin> no nothing
[08:03:39] <jasassin> and when the 4000 bill came
[08:03:53] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:03:54] <exec> 06Melbourne VIC - currently 25°C, light rain showers, wind NW at 34 km/h, humidity 57% - Sunday showers (16°C:31°C), Monday scattered showers (12°C:19°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (8°C:21°C), Wednesday sunny (13°C:23°C)
[08:03:58] <crutchy> fuck its muggy here
[08:04:00] <jasassin> i filled out the paperwork stating i haven't filed income tax
[08:04:05] <jasassin> and the whole bill is written off
[08:04:08] <jasassin> the system is fucked
[08:04:12] <crutchy> ergh. 7pm and still 25 deg
[08:04:12] <jasassin> they can't get blood from a stone
[08:04:19] <jasassin> but they can't let you die in er
[08:04:33] <crutchy> of course they can
[08:04:38] <chromas> urgent care is cheaper
[08:04:38] <crutchy> "there was nothing we could do"
[08:04:46] <chromas> at leat, if you plan on paying
[08:05:02] * chromas looks for a leat
[08:05:11] <jasassin> no they can't
[08:05:15] <jasassin> there is a federal law
[08:05:35] <jasassin> the emergency rooms cannot deny care reguardless of insurance status
[08:05:43] <chromas> sure but prove we didn't save you. you can't 'cause you dead son
[08:05:49] <crutchy> no, they just let you die because "there was nothing they could do"
[08:06:53] <jasassin> yeah
[08:06:58] <jasassin> what a great lawsuit that would be
[08:07:18] <crutchy> no really, public service is the best at "all care, no responsibility"
[08:07:24] <crutchy> nothing would happen
[08:07:34] <jasassin> you are talking out your ass
[08:07:37] <jasassin> i have been there
[08:07:38] <jasassin> done that
[08:07:41] <jasassin> my brother has
[08:07:42] <crutchy> done what?
[08:07:44] <jasassin> i think we both have twice
[08:07:49] <chromas> "We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live."
[08:07:49] <crutchy> talked out your ass?
[08:07:54] <jasassin> went to er with no insurance and got patched up twice
[08:07:55] <crutchy> lol
[08:07:59] <jasassin> you just talk shit im done with you
[08:08:13] <crutchy> jasassin, possibly, but that doesn't mean treatment is guaranteed
[08:08:17] <crutchy> maybe you just got lucky
[08:08:19] <jasassin> crutchy ignored
[08:08:23] <crutchy> found a doctor that wasn't a total ass
[08:08:46] <chromas> But does it affect your credit rating?
[08:08:53] <jasassin> not that i know of
[08:08:56] <crutchy> that's the real question
[08:09:01] <chromas> tv says I need to check it every five minutes so I can know how much more debt I can get into
[08:09:09] <jasassin> i just got a checking account way after all this and they said i had like 700 something
[08:09:11] <crutchy> other than "but does it blend?"
[08:09:19] <crutchy> ~say crutchy farted
[08:09:20] <exec> crutchy farted
[08:09:33] <crutchy> ~say jasassin, i'm talking out my ass
[08:09:34] <chromas> credit rating for a checking account?
[08:09:34] <exec> jasassin, i'm talking out my ass
[08:09:55] <crutchy> ~say # tama, exec is my ass
[08:09:55] <exec> # tama, exec is my ass
[08:10:04] <crutchy> derp
[08:10:06] <jasassin> you are are talking out your mouth what came out of crutchys ass... how does that taste?
[08:10:19] <crutchy> ~say tastes gooood
[08:10:20] <exec> tastes gooood
[08:10:34] <crutchy> ~say tastes just like kangaroo
[08:10:34] <exec> it tastes like burning!
[08:10:35] <exec> tastes just like kangaroo
[08:10:42] <crutchy> lol
[08:10:47] <crutchy> burning kangaroo
[08:11:11] <crutchy> jasassin, why do you fear me?
[08:11:20] <jasassin> yes
[08:11:29] <jasassin> they will not give you a checking account if you have bad credit rating
[08:11:34] <chromas> it's because you're roo'd
[08:12:04] <crutchy> if you have a shitty credit rating, you get a loan from uncle sam
[08:12:14] <crutchy> cos taxpayers care
[08:12:17] <jasassin> i got another fucked up story to tell
[08:12:48] <jasassin> went into the gas station at the corner to get a 25 ouce natural ice, and i ask the guy behind the counter for a paper bag
[08:12:58] <jasassin> the guy wouldn't give me a paper bag.. he said thats illegal
[08:13:17] <crutchy> because you can write hate speech on paper
[08:13:21] <chromas> I thought the opposite was true
[08:13:24] <crutchy> hate speech is bad
[08:13:30] <chromas> like you should brownbag it
[08:13:37] <chromas> plus that makes it easier to drink on the road
[08:13:39] <jasassin> yes
[08:13:53] <jasassin> he proceeds to tell me, if its in a paper bag and unopened its instant DUI
[08:13:58] <jasassin> im like HUH?
[08:14:06] <DECbot> #fite #fitectl armor slightly used holy hazmat suit
[08:14:06] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see #fitectl armor slightly used holy hazmat suit
[08:14:26] <DECbot> #fitectl armor slightly used holy hazmat suit
[08:14:26] <MrPlow> #fite armor for DECbot set to slightly used holy hazmat suit.
[08:14:44] <jasassin> and then he tells me, even if i dont give you that paper bag and you get in your car and the can is within arms reach its instant DUI
[08:14:47] <jasassin> im like HUH
[08:14:49] <chromas> #smake kwin
[08:14:49] * MrPlow smakes kwin upside the head with a rusty trombone
[08:14:51] <jasassin> it gets better
[08:15:18] <jasassin> and then he pulls one of those little tiny vodka bottle the one shotters off the rack slaps it down on the counter and he says
[08:15:19] <crutchy> ~say because people don't drink and drive from bottles in paper bags
[08:15:20] <exec> because people don't drink and drive from bottles in paper bags
[08:15:34] <jasassin> see this... if this is in your trunk all by itself without being in a plastic bag... instant DUI
[08:15:38] <jasassin> im like WHAT THE FUCK"!?!
[08:15:39] <crutchy> ~say cuz das racis!
[08:15:40] <exec> cuz das racis!
[08:15:43] <DECbot> #fite fffd
[08:15:43] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:15:50] <MrPlow> #fite DECbot falls broken at fffd's feet.
[08:16:25] <chromas> ask if he think he's on the internet
[08:16:26] <crutchy> exec, why not just get a plastic bag?
[08:16:30] <crutchy> derp
[08:16:30] <chromas> trollin' trollin' trollin'
[08:16:31] <crutchy> lol
[08:16:44] <crutchy> ~say jasassin , why not just get a plastic bag?
[08:16:45] <exec> jasassin , why not just get a plastic bag?
[08:16:56] <DECbot> hmmm... I think I do better at fite when I don't start them
[08:17:00] <jasassin> im just saying
[08:17:01] <jasassin> its fucked
[08:17:06] <crutchy> ~say are you plasticist!
[08:17:06] <chromas> plastic is for groceries
[08:17:07] <exec> are you plasticist!
[08:17:11] <chromas> alcohol requires paper sack
[08:17:35] <jasassin> just as an example
[08:17:40] <DECbot> you're forgetting about the ever poplular recycling of the plastic bottle for your booze
[08:17:41] <jasassin> this is a theoretical situation
[08:17:51] <chromas> what
[08:17:54] <chromas> booze in plastic?
[08:18:03] <chromas> is this kindergarten?
[08:18:17] <DECbot> drink half a lemonade, and fill it back up with vodak or boones farm
[08:18:19] <jasassin> i have a 25 ounce can of beer in a paper bag in my trunk, the cop pulls me over says smells like marijuana in here calls the dog searched the trunk finds the can of beer in a paper bag
[08:18:29] <jasassin> i blow 0.0 because im stone cold sobre instant dui
[08:18:33] <jasassin> thats FUCKED
[08:18:57] <crutchy> ~say jasassin, dude, see if someone tells you that a paper bag is gunna cause trouble with the cops, and you insist on paper anyway, it kinda implies that you want trouble with the cops. not sayin its right, but denial doesn't make you any less stupid for ignoring said warning
[08:18:58] <exec> jasassin, dude, see if someone tells you that a paper bag is gunna cause trouble with the cops, and you insist on paper anyway, it kinda implies that you want trouble with the cops. not sayin its right, but denial doesn't make you any less stupid for ignoring said warning
[08:19:16] <jasassin> oh no
[08:19:18] <chromas> or the guy's a dolt
[08:19:20] <jasassin> i take all precautions now
[08:19:27] <jasassin> i don't fuck around
[08:19:27] <chromas> double bag it?
[08:19:29] <DECbot> ah
[08:19:32] <jasassin> no
[08:19:40] <crutchy> ~say cuz cops are fkin dangerous bastards
[08:19:41] <exec> cuz cops are fkin dangerous bastards
[08:19:47] <crutchy> chromas, lmao
[08:19:53] <jasassin> i put the beer in the plastic bag with the paper outside the bag and when i get home put the beer in the paper
[08:19:59] <DECbot> around here, alcohol does not go into the cabin. It goes into the trunk or the bed of the truck
[08:20:09] <crutchy> chromas, that just makes you double drunk :p
[08:20:53] <crutchy> a double-bagger is worse than a tea-bagger
[08:20:53] <jasassin> ironically to carry a gun is much easier
[08:21:13] <chromas> You just need a gun-shaped bottle
[08:21:42] <crutchy> the 2nd amendment didn't mention anything about guns having to be functional
[08:22:02] <jasassin> i think chromas might be right before
[08:22:07] <crutchy> i have a right to bear gun-shaped bottles!
[08:22:17] <jasassin> i think the guy might be a dolt, but im not taking any chances i'll look up the statutes
[08:22:30] <crutchy> yeah american states have some pretty bent laws
[08:23:04] <crutchy> or you could come to australia, where we have no bill of rights and if you get pulled over by a cop you stfu and do as you're told or get locked up
[08:23:18] <crutchy> god save the queen!
[08:23:55] <crutchy> (though admittedly our cops don't seem to feel the need to prove their manliness like US cops)
[08:23:59] <crutchy> as much anyway
[08:24:23] <jasassin> anyone got any idea where to start to looking up drinking driving statues and open container etc etc for south dakota?
[08:24:43] <chromas> we often shuddup and do what we're told too, but those who don't often get shot and then everyone cries ray cist!
[08:24:59] <chromas> wikipedia
[08:25:17] <chromas> edit the page then cite it when you get pulled over
[08:25:58] <chromas> https://www.consumer.ftc.gov
[08:25:59] <exec> └─ 13Alcohol Laws by State | Consumer Information
[08:26:14] <jasassin> yeah, watch them say something along the lines of "the supreme court says we can" as they pummle my kneecaps with a baton
[08:26:18] <jasassin> no thank you very much
[08:26:34] <jasassin> yes!
[08:26:36] <jasassin> thank you
[08:26:47] <chromas> just say you're ⅛ black and he was racissing you
[08:27:12] <crutchy> problem is that just because what the cop does is wrong doesn't mean they aren't gunna pummel your ass for calling them out
[08:28:03] <crutchy> unless your have one of them copblock cars
[08:28:27] <chromas> true but if you're black there's a 103% chance you're gonna start shit with the cop and pull a gun on him
[08:28:42] <crutchy> lol
[08:29:05] <DECbot> #goodfairy
[08:30:01] <crutchy> people that end up in the most trouble with cops are the ones that try to be smart asses
[08:30:32] <crutchy> best to play dumb and obedient at the time, and then follow it up later if necessary
[08:32:02] <crutchy> defending yourself against a cop isn't like defending yourself against a rapist invading your home. shooting off at a cop isn't gunna win any friends
[08:32:09] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[08:32:11] <exec> └─ 13Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police! - YouTube
[08:34:37] <jasassin> no
[08:34:42] <jasassin> that was all about underage shit
[08:34:49] <jasassin> i am not finding the list of statutues
[08:36:14] <crutchy> i believe in the statute of darwin; don't do dumb shit
[08:36:17] <chromas> http://www.sdlegislature.gov
[08:36:38] <chromas> There's other stuff on the federal site but it's not listed on that index for some reason
[08:37:38] <chromas> http://www.sdlegislature.gov
[08:37:54] <chromas> this index also points to exceptions 'n' stuff
[08:38:12] <chromas> "Kegs of malt beverage""
[08:39:42] <chromas> looks like you can save a buck if you're a religious elder buying wine for your established organization
[08:39:57] * chromas ordains everyone in the channel
[08:40:45] <chromas> You're all now ministers of Soylentology
[08:41:36] <chromas> now go out and purchase tax-exempt wine for sacrament
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[08:46:24] <crutchy> chromas, s/ament/ifice/
[08:46:26] <exec> <crutchy> <chromas> now go out and purchase tax-exempt wine for sacrifice
[08:46:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Language Analysis Reveals Word Popularity Oscillates Over 14-Year Period - http://sylnt.us - sticks-and-stones-may-break-my-bones
[08:47:24] <chromas> that department is triggering me
[08:47:25] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[08:47:27] <exec> └─ 13Madagascar 2 : Sacrifice (HD) - YouTube
[08:48:47] <chromas> mmm, snackrifice
[08:56:20] <jasassin> i just used the https://dps.sd.gov to contact e.majeres@voa-dakotas.org im going to get to the bottom of this
[08:56:22] <exec> └─ 13406 - Client browser does not accept the MIME type of the requested page.
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[09:09:36] <jasassin> thanks chromas
[09:09:39] <jasassin> that was a good one
[09:09:43] <jasassin> very interesting
[09:13:29] <chromas> you're welcome sir and/or ma'am
[09:19:08] <jasassin> sir
[09:19:15] <jasassin> and thanks again, you were right... the guys a dolt
[09:20:00] <jasassin> i just read all the statutes... nothing even close
[09:22:41] <jasassin> your kung fu is strong chromas i never would have found that fucking website
[09:29:04] <crutchy> his fung pe is strong too
[09:35:18] <jasassin> same thing
[09:43:40] <chromas> if only it were bigger
[10:26:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Future of Electronics is Light - http://sylnt.us - let-there-be-light
[10:55:43] <chromas> #fite jasassin
[10:55:43] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:56:02] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at chromas's feet.
[11:05:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[11:05:05] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[11:06:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:06:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3065
[11:13:43] * crutchy has been learning about andrew breitbart
[11:13:48] <crutchy> weird dude
[11:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, bit of a fruitloop but got some things right
[11:14:38] <crutchy> probably yeah
[11:14:59] <crutchy> watching videos of the shit that goes on over there really makes me happy that i'm.. not there
[11:16:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto on all the critters what want to kill yall over there
[11:17:09] * chromas exports murcan drama to oz
[11:17:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> though i wouldn't mind having a beach bbq on christmas
[11:17:30] <chromas> you could
[11:17:38] <chromas> just have a giant bonfire to keep ya warm
[11:18:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> buzznuts roasting by an open fire?
[11:18:48] <crutchy> my kids were playing in the pool today
[11:19:04] <crutchy> only got to about 27 or so i think though
[11:19:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> the chestnut used to be the most widely available hardwood in the united states up until some time in the 1800s when a blight was brought in by some imported chestnut trees and basically wiped them all out.
[11:19:49] <crutchy> oh nah it got up to 29.5
[11:20:28] <crutchy> chestnuts are popular here too
[11:20:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> thus the song, chestnuts roasting on an open fire. they were more common than acorns.
[11:23:15] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders a bit of rehash code
[11:41:49] <crutchy> tmb, being the general guru that you are, what interface would you prefer to manage a corporate intranet?
[11:43:13] <crutchy> would i be retarded for making a cli-based admin interface?
[11:43:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> not at all but you'd eventually want the option to throw its output into a webpage with common fix buttons
[11:43:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> for the lazy
[11:44:01] <crutchy> mkay
[11:44:11] <crutchy> yeah that's probably right
[11:44:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> not for other people who are lazy, for you who are lazy.
[11:45:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> other people should rightly need to come bow at the altar of crutchy to request blessings
[11:47:03] <chromas> a command line tool that runs as an exec script
[11:52:54] <crutchy> i could just manage it from here :p
[11:53:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, ideally you'd want the core functionality encapsulated into shared libs so you could make a gui later if you felt it absolutely necessary or just got told to.
[11:54:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid bug...
[11:54:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> why must you elude me?
[11:54:21] <crutchy> all mah shits procedural so its pretty easy to hack on
[11:54:47] <chromas> ~g'day >beverage procedural shits
[11:54:48] <exec> added to beverages
[11:55:00] <crutchy> shitting should be procedural
[11:55:07] <crutchy> actually, its more ritual :p
[11:55:27] <crutchy> ~weather
[11:55:28] <exec> 06Melbourne VIC - currently 21°C, partly cloudy, wind N at 21 km/h, humidity 77% - Sunday scattered showers (18°C:31°C), Monday scattered showers (12°C:19°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (8°C:21°C), Wednesday sunny (15°C:25°C)
[11:55:32] <chromas> am I doing it wrong if it's object oriented?
[11:55:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China's 'Missing Girls' Theory Likely Far Overblown, Study Shows - http://sylnt.us - theory-vs-practice
[11:55:49] <crutchy> nah you're just doing it the delphi way :)
[11:55:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, not if you're posting to ratemypoo
[11:56:30] <chromas> oh, that's an actual thing
[11:56:41] <crutchy> http://ratemypoo.com
[11:56:45] <exec> └─ 13INCREDIBLE HUGE POO!!!!!!!! - Rate My Poo
[11:56:50] <crutchy> wtf?
[11:56:58] <chromas> I wonder if there are any no-wipers
[11:57:26] <chromas> sockets--
[11:57:26] <Bender> karma - sockets: -1
[11:59:09] <crutchy> i rated a few... with my wife... perfect couples activity
[12:01:05] <chromas> did she comment on the technique?
[12:01:16] <chromas> focus, f-stops
[12:01:41] <crutchy> hmm. not really
[12:01:49] <crutchy> surprising given she was a photographer
[12:01:51] <chromas> ask for her opinion as a photographer
[12:02:17] <crutchy> "that was some shitty white balance!"
[12:02:31] <crutchy> uh oh. racist right there
[12:02:42] <chromas> it is
[12:02:55] <chromas> notice the objective is to put the brown beneath the white
[12:03:06] * crutchy checks his privelige into rehab
[12:04:05] <crutchy> its racist to excrete brown shit
[12:04:28] <crutchy> news @ 11: scientists invent pill to make shit rainbow
[12:04:41] <crutchy> news @ 12: rainbow shit pills offend gay people
[12:05:12] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
[12:05:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> my code should work perfect but it's not getting reached.
[12:05:53] <chromas> ~rainbow 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
[12:05:54] <exec> 00,0400,0700,0800,0900,1200,0200,0600,0400,0700,0800,0900,1200,0200,0600,0400,0700,0800,0900,1200,0200,0600,0400,0700,0800,0900,1200,0200,0600,0400,0700,0800,09
[12:06:01] <chromas> excrement of color
[12:06:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid bastard who coded the stuff around it needs his ass beat
[12:06:22] <crutchy> need moar abstraction
[12:06:31] <crutchy> better add another db layer
[12:06:43] <crutchy> dbception
[12:06:56] <chromas> one of those nosql things that stores in xml
[12:08:11] <crutchy> ooh yeah. store the db as json inside xml that has been base64'd and in a flat file that is transferred by socket to a remote host that has a named pipe to a toilet bowl where the shit comes out on ratemypoo.com
[12:08:42] <crutchy> soylentnews shall thenceforth be known as soylentmypoo.com
[12:08:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, it's rehash. it's got abstraction for weeks.
[12:09:10] <crutchy> can never have too much abstraction
[12:09:23] * crutchy smakes tmb over the head with a ruby rail
[12:09:49] <chromas> nobody uses abstractions directly anymore
[12:09:54] <chromas> abstract the abstraction
[12:10:12] * TheMightyBuzzard wraps the ruby rail in a shell script and hands it back
[12:10:17] <crutchy> yeah nowadays we simply program with microaggressions
[12:10:50] <chromas> the fact that you can just bring that up nonchalantly like that is itself a microaggression
[12:11:03] * chromas is microtriggered
[12:11:21] * crutchy triggers an aggressolanche
[12:11:56] * TheMightyBuzzard uses microaggression macros
[12:12:19] <crutchy> anyways, i'm off to watch an episode of seven of bewbs... err i mean star trek: voyager, with the missus
[12:12:23] <crutchy> ~g'night all
[12:12:24] * exec homogeneously ships a JFS volume of vibrating rooster sammich with all
[12:12:26] <chromas> press G7 to manspread
[12:12:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> wewt
[12:12:33] <chromas> ~g'night crutchy
[12:12:34] * exec suspiciously pisses a pit of poofy onion cheese dip on crutchy
[12:12:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight crutchy
[12:12:38] * exec flatulantly snatches a dumpster of windows 95 from crutchy
[12:12:43] <crutchy> o.O
[12:12:45] <crutchy> lol
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[12:13:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, i forgot to wrangle him into fixing our php issues on bery
[12:13:37] <chromas> who's running php?
[12:13:55] <chromas> are you porting rehash over?
[12:14:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> we use it for stuff like staff webmail portal and mail admin and such
[12:14:36] <chromas> Ddi it upgrade to php7?
[12:14:42] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[12:14:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ncommander did some stuff to it n it broke
[12:15:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> zend_mm_corruption or some such
[12:15:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> audioguy n mechanicjay was workin on it last week but i don't think they thoroughly solved it
[12:16:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:16:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:16:26] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 240
[12:17:11] <chromas> sounds like it's your turn
[12:17:15] <chromas> after the break
[12:19:55] <chromas> looks like it's one of those problems where everybody has their own solution
[12:23:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit no it ain't my turn. i don't play with the mail and i don't do php.
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[12:32:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i got the only bug we still knew of last night fixed. now what?
[12:36:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays, found a new one that i just made
[12:40:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> and fixed it. now i'm out of stuff to do again
[12:43:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you should come on staff and be our php guy. you can't know less about it than any of the rest of us.
[12:44:24] <FatPhil> mornin' all
[12:45:23] <FatPhil> Coffee++
[12:45:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3066
[12:46:18] <FatPhil> #fite Loggie
[12:46:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:46:18] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[12:46:32] <FatPhil> #fite Leebert
[12:46:32] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:46:40] <MrPlow> #fite Leebert falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[12:46:43] <FatPhil> #fite MrPlow
[12:46:43] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:46:43] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[12:47:10] <FatPhil> #fite mechanicjay
[12:47:10] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:47:24] <MrPlow> #fite mechanicjay falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[12:47:26] <FatPhil> #fite mythterj
[12:47:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:47:36] <FatPhil> #fite mngrif
[12:47:36] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
[12:47:42] <MrPlow> #fite mythterj falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[12:47:53] <FatPhil> #fite mngrif
[12:47:53] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:47:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, mornin
[12:47:59] <MrPlow> #fite mngrif falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[12:48:49] <FatPhil> #fite Mayonaise
[12:48:49] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:48:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, i know, i can start getting the site ready for an LCARS theme. gotta jockey some divs around first.
[12:48:51] <MrPlow> #fite Mayonaise falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[12:51:39] <FatPhil> if it's light on dark *like god intended* then LCARS would be a fun theme.
[12:52:03] <FatPhil> just coming to the end of my TNG rewatch marathon
[12:52:48] <FatPhil> fux - caffiene hitting hard. only had 2 cups, but on an empty stomach.
[13:01:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg. no openbox lcars theme. i was gonna change things up.
[13:03:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hells yeah: https://www.gnome-look.org
[13:08:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:08:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:08:13] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 241
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[13:38:57] <FatPhil> nd beer (Amager Farmer John)
[13:39:43] <FatPhil> woke up an hour and a half ago, it's not too early for a 7% beer is it?
[13:40:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> is for me. i'm a coffee till noon guy.
[13:40:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> no food, just coffee
[13:45:58] <FatPhil> I can fit at least 4 cups of tea down be before food at noon.
[13:46:31] <FatPhil> tea's my thing when I'm not on "hot" drinks.
[13:47:12] <FatPhil> /me shows off his knowledge of Mormon argot
[13:52:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm always on hot drinks in the morning. doesn't matter if it's 90F outside.
[13:54:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[13:54:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, going to have to add more abstraction
[13:55:15] <FatPhil> if in doubt, add another layer of abstraction
[13:59:02] <FatPhil> ugh. n.d. Emelisse Blond IPA, what a sweet stodgy mess
[14:06:25] <FatPhil> i think my g/f's mad. the tap version of the beer is 100 times worse than the bottled version we had 6 years ago, so she buys a bottle of it "for science"
[14:14:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> sorry, trying to LCARS up the site
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[14:44:07] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 5°C/41°F, 3:44 pm GMT+1, Sunday, 4 December 2016
[15:06:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Data Scientists Find Causal Relation in Characteristics of ADHD - http://sylnt.us - ants-in-your-pants
[15:17:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://tmb.dedyn.io
[15:18:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> colors need properly set and i need to put some divs in so i can round the inner corners but i think that'll work as a start
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[15:21:52] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 6°C/42°F, 4:21 pm GMT+1, Sunday, 4 December 2016
[15:23:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> wb, janrinok
[15:25:39] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, thank you - ZNC and everything seems to be working fine - for today
[15:26:12] <janrinok> deleted everything yesterday and recreated it again today
[15:28:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds good to me. glad i ain't gotta fool with it
[15:34:56] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, what are you working on today?
[15:35:27] <cmn32480> expelling the Chinese from last night
[15:35:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://tmb.dedyn.io
[15:36:18] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480
[15:36:19] * exec dexterously duplicates an ace archive of hate for cmn32480
[15:36:25] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[15:36:27] * exec scientifically copies Santa's bag of young-earth creationism for janrinok
[15:39:11] <cmn32480> I see the colors on prod changed for FatPhil
[15:39:33] <janrinok> yep, I noticed it yesterday, in fact I think you also commented on it
[15:39:33] <cmn32480> good job TMB
[15:39:46] <cmn32480> I know it had been adjusted on dev.. but didn't know prod
[15:40:17] <cmn32480> FP has problems seeing certain colors... and can distinguish the current sat
[15:40:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> whazat?
[15:40:33] * cmn32480 ha sbeen slacking and not editing much recently
[15:40:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh the colorblind thing
[15:40:40] <cmn32480> the coors on the ed page
[15:40:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, he hit me up last week bout it
[15:40:54] <janrinok> that's a beer cmn32480
[15:41:11] <cmn32480> not a good one
[15:41:35] <janrinok> it's american, of course it's not a good one
[15:41:41] <cmn32480> HEY
[15:42:00] <cmn32480> there are some non-mega-corporate breweries that are making some VERY good beer
[15:42:23] <janrinok> brb
[15:42:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, don't look like we can do linear gradients on borders worth a damn
[15:43:58] * cmn32480 goes for coffee
[15:46:41] <cmn32480> coffee++
[15:46:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3067
[15:47:17] <cmn32480> tmb - is that a language, css, or programmer limitation?
[15:49:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> css
[15:49:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> it'll apply a gradient but only to one of the border pieces
[15:50:14] <cmn32480> you'll figure it out
[15:50:20] * cmn32480 has faith
[15:54:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, ima just skip trying to fade from one color to another in that particular spot
[15:55:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... maybe if i do it without borders
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[16:47:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://tmb.dedyn.io
[16:48:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[16:48:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[16:48:14] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 242
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[18:44:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://tmb.dedyn.io
[18:45:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, that's enough for a lil bit
[19:34:33] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: looking good
[19:34:48] <paulej72> bitch making it though
[19:34:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> you ain't shittin me
[19:35:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> found a handy font for it too
[19:35:20] <paulej72> just fixing up vomit took me forever
[19:35:39] <FatPhil> An error occurred during a connection to tmb.dedyn.io. Cannot communicate securely with peer: no common encryption algorithm(s).
[19:35:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. gettin em right is hard when you're actually changing significant bits instead of just recoloring.
[19:36:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, your shat is too old. i only allow the really secure algorithms.
[19:36:29] <FatPhil> this is mainline palemoon
[19:37:23] <paulej72> #fite TheMightyBuzzard vs Palemoon
[19:37:23] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see TheMightyBuzzard vs Palemoon
[19:37:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.dropbox.com
[19:38:09] <paulej72> well I know how that parses input now
[19:38:11] <FatPhil> w3m fetched it OK
[19:38:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite FatPhil
[19:38:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:39:25] <paulej72> I think the different rounds should have differnernt weapons
[19:39:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima take a break from css for a while. play some vidya or read a book or something.
[19:39:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya can change up your weapons any time ya like
[19:40:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> well not mid-fight cause that's all already happened and just getting dumped at a reasonable speed.
[19:40:48] <paulej72> I think the fite has gone into a inifinite loop
[19:40:52] <MrPlow> #fite FatPhil falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[19:41:14] <paulej72> well that took a long time
[19:41:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i am gonna hafta start givin out more damage for higher levels. this is gettin silly.
[19:42:17] <FatPhil> You need to make my +1 shitnozzle do +1 damage
[19:44:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need to drink a beer. unfortunately i don't have a beer.
[19:44:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> or i could eat breakfast, seeing as i's a quarter to two
[19:45:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Approves $36B Railway Plan for Jing-Jin-Ji Megacity - http://sylnt.us - big-train-set
[19:47:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll have a smoke and ponder some foods, then make some foods, then eat some foods, then have a nap
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[19:54:44] <paulej72> I just ordered some pizza
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[20:27:49] <chromas> Did you order enough for the whole channel?
[20:28:53] <paulej72> since it has to be sent digitally eveyone will get a nibble
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[21:04:52] <arti> kudos on gettting the lcars stuff rolling
[21:28:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Electric Big Rig Startup Nikola Comes Up with a Surprisingly Viable Business Plan - http://sylnt.us - not-rollin'-coal
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[22:19:07] <paulej72> !moo
[22:19:14] <paulej72> #moo
[22:19:25] <paulej72> #fite paulej72
[22:19:25] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:19:28] <MrPlow> #fite paulej72 falls broken at paulej72's feet.
[22:57:46] <chromas> #fite paulej72 becomes an hero
[22:57:46] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see paulej72 becomes an hero
[22:57:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Grow Into Your Best Developer Self - http://sylnt.us - being-a-Buzzard
[23:40:18] <Bytram> http://www.aljazeera.com
[23:40:20] <exec> └─ 13Standing Rock: Army denies Dakota pipeline permit | USA News | Al Jazeera
[23:55:02] <Aphrodite> #fite Bender
[23:55:02] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:55:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> bot fite!
[23:55:26] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at Bender's feet.
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