#Soylent | Logs for 2016-12-04

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[23:55:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> bot fite!
[23:55:02] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:55:02] <Aphrodite> #fite Bender
[23:40:20] <exec> └─ 13Standing Rock: Army denies Dakota pipeline permit | USA News | Al Jazeera
[23:40:18] <Bytram> http://www.aljazeera.com
[22:57:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Grow Into Your Best Developer Self - http://sylnt.us - being-a-Buzzard
[22:57:46] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see paulej72 becomes an hero
[22:57:46] <chromas> #fite paulej72 becomes an hero
[22:19:28] <MrPlow> #fite paulej72 falls broken at paulej72's feet.
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[22:19:25] <paulej72> #fite paulej72
[22:19:14] <paulej72> #moo
[22:19:07] <paulej72> !moo
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[21:28:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Electric Big Rig Startup Nikola Comes Up with a Surprisingly Viable Business Plan - http://sylnt.us - not-rollin'-coal
[21:04:52] <arti> kudos on gettting the lcars stuff rolling
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[20:28:53] <paulej72> since it has to be sent digitally eveyone will get a nibble
[20:27:49] <chromas> Did you order enough for the whole channel?
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[19:54:44] <paulej72> I just ordered some pizza
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[19:47:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll have a smoke and ponder some foods, then make some foods, then eat some foods, then have a nap
[19:45:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Approves $36B Railway Plan for Jing-Jin-Ji Megacity - http://sylnt.us - big-train-set
[19:44:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> or i could eat breakfast, seeing as i's a quarter to two
[19:44:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need to drink a beer. unfortunately i don't have a beer.
[19:42:17] <FatPhil> You need to make my +1 shitnozzle do +1 damage
[19:41:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i am gonna hafta start givin out more damage for higher levels. this is gettin silly.
[19:41:14] <paulej72> well that took a long time
[19:40:52] <MrPlow> #fite FatPhil falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[19:40:48] <paulej72> I think the fite has gone into a inifinite loop
[19:40:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> well not mid-fight cause that's all already happened and just getting dumped at a reasonable speed.
[19:39:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya can change up your weapons any time ya like
[19:39:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima take a break from css for a while. play some vidya or read a book or something.
[19:39:25] <paulej72> I think the different rounds should have differnernt weapons
[19:38:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:38:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite FatPhil
[19:38:11] <FatPhil> w3m fetched it OK
[19:38:09] <paulej72> well I know how that parses input now
[19:37:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.dropbox.com
[19:37:23] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see TheMightyBuzzard vs Palemoon
[19:37:23] <paulej72> #fite TheMightyBuzzard vs Palemoon
[19:36:29] <FatPhil> this is mainline palemoon
[19:36:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, your shat is too old. i only allow the really secure algorithms.
[19:35:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. gettin em right is hard when you're actually changing significant bits instead of just recoloring.
[19:35:39] <FatPhil> An error occurred during a connection to tmb.dedyn.io. Cannot communicate securely with peer: no common encryption algorithm(s).
[19:35:20] <paulej72> just fixing up vomit took me forever
[19:35:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> found a handy font for it too
[19:34:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> you ain't shittin me
[19:34:48] <paulej72> bitch making it though
[19:34:33] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: looking good
[18:45:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, that's enough for a lil bit
[18:44:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://tmb.dedyn.io
[18:38:44] CoolHand is now known as CoolHand_away
[18:17:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fast fMRI Tracks Brain Activity During Human Thought for First Time - http://sylnt.us - watching-thoughts
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[16:48:14] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 242
[16:48:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[16:48:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[16:47:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://tmb.dedyn.io
[16:35:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Biologists Unlock 51.7-Million-Year-Old Genetic Secret to Landmark Darwin Theory - http://sylnt.us - hot-and-heavy-plant-sex
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[15:55:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... maybe if i do it without borders
[15:54:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, ima just skip trying to fade from one color to another in that particular spot
[15:50:20] * cmn32480 has faith
[15:50:14] <cmn32480> you'll figure it out
[15:49:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> it'll apply a gradient but only to one of the border pieces
[15:49:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> css
[15:47:17] <cmn32480> tmb - is that a language, css, or programmer limitation?
[15:46:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3067
[15:46:41] <cmn32480> coffee++
[15:43:58] * cmn32480 goes for coffee
[15:42:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, don't look like we can do linear gradients on borders worth a damn
[15:42:23] <janrinok> brb
[15:42:00] <cmn32480> there are some non-mega-corporate breweries that are making some VERY good beer
[15:41:41] <cmn32480> HEY
[15:41:35] <janrinok> it's american, of course it's not a good one
[15:41:11] <cmn32480> not a good one
[15:40:54] <janrinok> that's a beer cmn32480
[15:40:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, he hit me up last week bout it
[15:40:40] <cmn32480> the coors on the ed page
[15:40:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh the colorblind thing
[15:40:33] * cmn32480 ha sbeen slacking and not editing much recently
[15:40:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> whazat?
[15:40:17] <cmn32480> FP has problems seeing certain colors... and can distinguish the current sat
[15:39:46] <cmn32480> I know it had been adjusted on dev.. but didn't know prod
[15:39:33] <cmn32480> good job TMB
[15:39:33] <janrinok> yep, I noticed it yesterday, in fact I think you also commented on it
[15:39:11] <cmn32480> I see the colors on prod changed for FatPhil
[15:36:27] * exec scientifically copies Santa's bag of young-earth creationism for janrinok
[15:36:25] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[15:36:19] * exec dexterously duplicates an ace archive of hate for cmn32480
[15:36:18] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480
[15:35:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://tmb.dedyn.io
[15:35:27] <cmn32480> expelling the Chinese from last night
[15:34:56] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, what are you working on today?
[15:28:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds good to me. glad i ain't gotta fool with it
[15:26:12] <janrinok> deleted everything yesterday and recreated it again today
[15:25:39] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, thank you - ZNC and everything seems to be working fine - for today
[15:23:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> wb, janrinok
[15:21:52] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 6°C/42°F, 4:21 pm GMT+1, Sunday, 4 December 2016
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[15:18:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> colors need properly set and i need to put some divs in so i can round the inner corners but i think that'll work as a start
[15:17:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://tmb.dedyn.io
[15:06:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Data Scientists Find Causal Relation in Characteristics of ADHD - http://sylnt.us - ants-in-your-pants
[14:44:07] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 5°C/41°F, 3:44 pm GMT+1, Sunday, 4 December 2016
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[14:14:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> sorry, trying to LCARS up the site
[14:06:25] <FatPhil> i think my g/f's mad. the tap version of the beer is 100 times worse than the bottled version we had 6 years ago, so she buys a bottle of it "for science"
[13:59:02] <FatPhil> ugh. n.d. Emelisse Blond IPA, what a sweet stodgy mess
[13:55:15] <FatPhil> if in doubt, add another layer of abstraction
[13:54:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, going to have to add more abstraction
[13:54:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[13:52:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm always on hot drinks in the morning. doesn't matter if it's 90F outside.
[13:47:12] <FatPhil> /me shows off his knowledge of Mormon argot
[13:46:31] <FatPhil> tea's my thing when I'm not on "hot" drinks.
[13:45:58] <FatPhil> I can fit at least 4 cups of tea down be before food at noon.
[13:40:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> no food, just coffee
[13:40:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> is for me. i'm a coffee till noon guy.
[13:39:43] <FatPhil> woke up an hour and a half ago, it's not too early for a 7% beer is it?
[13:38:57] <FatPhil> nd beer (Amager Farmer John)
[13:37:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Than 2 Feet of Snow Could Fall on Mauna Kea and Mauna Loa, Hawaii - http://sylnt.us - oh-the-weather-outside-is-frightful
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[13:08:13] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 241
[13:08:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:08:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:03:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hells yeah: https://www.gnome-look.org
[13:01:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg. no openbox lcars theme. i was gonna change things up.
[12:52:48] <FatPhil> fux - caffiene hitting hard. only had 2 cups, but on an empty stomach.
[12:52:03] <FatPhil> just coming to the end of my TNG rewatch marathon
[12:51:39] <FatPhil> if it's light on dark *like god intended* then LCARS would be a fun theme.
[12:48:51] <MrPlow> #fite Mayonaise falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[12:48:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, i know, i can start getting the site ready for an LCARS theme. gotta jockey some divs around first.
[12:48:49] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:48:49] <FatPhil> #fite Mayonaise
[12:47:59] <MrPlow> #fite mngrif falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[12:47:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, mornin
[12:47:53] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:47:53] <FatPhil> #fite mngrif
[12:47:42] <MrPlow> #fite mythterj falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[12:47:36] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
[12:47:36] <FatPhil> #fite mngrif
[12:47:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:47:26] <FatPhil> #fite mythterj
[12:47:24] <MrPlow> #fite mechanicjay falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[12:47:10] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:47:10] <FatPhil> #fite mechanicjay
[12:46:43] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[12:46:43] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:46:43] <FatPhil> #fite MrPlow
[12:46:40] <MrPlow> #fite Leebert falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[12:46:32] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:46:32] <FatPhil> #fite Leebert
[12:46:18] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[12:46:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:46:18] <FatPhil> #fite Loggie
[12:45:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3066
[12:45:23] <FatPhil> Coffee++
[12:44:24] <FatPhil> mornin' all
[12:43:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you should come on staff and be our php guy. you can't know less about it than any of the rest of us.
[12:40:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> and fixed it. now i'm out of stuff to do again
[12:36:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays, found a new one that i just made
[12:32:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i got the only bug we still knew of last night fixed. now what?
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[12:23:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit no it ain't my turn. i don't play with the mail and i don't do php.
[12:19:55] <chromas> looks like it's one of those problems where everybody has their own solution
[12:17:15] <chromas> after the break
[12:17:11] <chromas> sounds like it's your turn
[12:16:26] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 240
[12:16:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:16:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:15:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> audioguy n mechanicjay was workin on it last week but i don't think they thoroughly solved it
[12:15:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> zend_mm_corruption or some such
[12:14:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ncommander did some stuff to it n it broke
[12:14:42] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[12:14:36] <chromas> Ddi it upgrade to php7?
[12:14:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> we use it for stuff like staff webmail portal and mail admin and such
[12:13:55] <chromas> are you porting rehash over?
[12:13:37] <chromas> who's running php?
[12:13:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, i forgot to wrangle him into fixing our php issues on bery
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[12:12:45] <crutchy> lol
[12:12:43] <crutchy> o.O
[12:12:38] * exec flatulantly snatches a dumpster of windows 95 from crutchy
[12:12:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight crutchy
[12:12:34] * exec suspiciously pisses a pit of poofy onion cheese dip on crutchy
[12:12:33] <chromas> ~g'night crutchy
[12:12:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> wewt
[12:12:26] <chromas> press G7 to manspread
[12:12:24] * exec homogeneously ships a JFS volume of vibrating rooster sammich with all
[12:12:23] <crutchy> ~g'night all
[12:12:19] <crutchy> anyways, i'm off to watch an episode of seven of bewbs... err i mean star trek: voyager, with the missus
[12:11:56] * TheMightyBuzzard uses microaggression macros
[12:11:21] * crutchy triggers an aggressolanche
[12:11:03] * chromas is microtriggered
[12:10:50] <chromas> the fact that you can just bring that up nonchalantly like that is itself a microaggression
[12:10:17] <crutchy> yeah nowadays we simply program with microaggressions
[12:10:12] * TheMightyBuzzard wraps the ruby rail in a shell script and hands it back
[12:09:54] <chromas> abstract the abstraction
[12:09:49] <chromas> nobody uses abstractions directly anymore
[12:09:23] * crutchy smakes tmb over the head with a ruby rail
[12:09:10] <crutchy> can never have too much abstraction
[12:08:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, it's rehash. it's got abstraction for weeks.
[12:08:42] <crutchy> soylentnews shall thenceforth be known as soylentmypoo.com
[12:08:11] <crutchy> ooh yeah. store the db as json inside xml that has been base64'd and in a flat file that is transferred by socket to a remote host that has a named pipe to a toilet bowl where the shit comes out on ratemypoo.com
[12:06:56] <chromas> one of those nosql things that stores in xml
[12:06:43] <crutchy> dbception
[12:06:31] <crutchy> better add another db layer
[12:06:22] <crutchy> need moar abstraction
[12:06:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid bastard who coded the stuff around it needs his ass beat
[12:06:01] <chromas> excrement of color
[12:05:54] <exec> 00,0400,0700,0800,0900,1200,0200,0600,0400,0700,0800,0900,1200,0200,0600,0400,0700,0800,0900,1200,0200,0600,0400,0700,0800,0900,1200,0200,0600,0400,0700,0800,09
[12:05:53] <chromas> ~rainbow 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
[12:05:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> my code should work perfect but it's not getting reached.
[12:05:12] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
[12:04:41] <crutchy> news @ 12: rainbow shit pills offend gay people
[12:04:28] <crutchy> news @ 11: scientists invent pill to make shit rainbow
[12:04:05] <crutchy> its racist to excrete brown shit
[12:03:06] * crutchy checks his privelige into rehab
[12:02:55] <chromas> notice the objective is to put the brown beneath the white
[12:02:42] <chromas> it is
[12:02:31] <crutchy> uh oh. racist right there
[12:02:17] <crutchy> "that was some shitty white balance!"
[12:01:51] <chromas> ask for her opinion as a photographer
[12:01:49] <crutchy> surprising given she was a photographer
[12:01:41] <crutchy> hmm. not really
[12:01:16] <chromas> focus, f-stops
[12:01:05] <chromas> did she comment on the technique?
[11:59:09] <crutchy> i rated a few... with my wife... perfect couples activity
[11:57:26] <Bender> karma - sockets: -1
[11:57:26] <chromas> sockets--
[11:56:58] <chromas> I wonder if there are any no-wipers
[11:56:50] <crutchy> wtf?
[11:56:45] <exec> └─ 13INCREDIBLE HUGE POO!!!!!!!! - Rate My Poo
[11:56:41] <crutchy> http://ratemypoo.com
[11:56:30] <chromas> oh, that's an actual thing
[11:55:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, not if you're posting to ratemypoo
[11:55:49] <crutchy> nah you're just doing it the delphi way :)
[11:55:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China's 'Missing Girls' Theory Likely Far Overblown, Study Shows - http://sylnt.us - theory-vs-practice
[11:55:32] <chromas> am I doing it wrong if it's object oriented?
[11:55:28] <exec> 06Melbourne VIC - currently 21°C, partly cloudy, wind N at 21 km/h, humidity 77% - Sunday scattered showers (18°C:31°C), Monday scattered showers (12°C:19°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (8°C:21°C), Wednesday sunny (15°C:25°C)
[11:55:27] <crutchy> ~weather
[11:55:07] <crutchy> actually, its more ritual :p
[11:55:00] <crutchy> shitting should be procedural
[11:54:48] <exec> added to beverages
[11:54:47] <chromas> ~g'day >beverage procedural shits
[11:54:21] <crutchy> all mah shits procedural so its pretty easy to hack on
[11:54:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> why must you elude me?
[11:54:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid bug...
[11:53:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, ideally you'd want the core functionality encapsulated into shared libs so you could make a gui later if you felt it absolutely necessary or just got told to.
[11:52:54] <crutchy> i could just manage it from here :p
[11:47:03] <chromas> a command line tool that runs as an exec script
[11:45:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> other people should rightly need to come bow at the altar of crutchy to request blessings
[11:44:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> not for other people who are lazy, for you who are lazy.
[11:44:11] <crutchy> yeah that's probably right
[11:44:01] <crutchy> mkay
[11:43:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> for the lazy
[11:43:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> not at all but you'd eventually want the option to throw its output into a webpage with common fix buttons
[11:43:13] <crutchy> would i be retarded for making a cli-based admin interface?
[11:41:49] <crutchy> tmb, being the general guru that you are, what interface would you prefer to manage a corporate intranet?
[11:23:15] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders a bit of rehash code
[11:20:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> thus the song, chestnuts roasting on an open fire. they were more common than acorns.
[11:20:28] <crutchy> chestnuts are popular here too
[11:19:49] <crutchy> oh nah it got up to 29.5
[11:19:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> the chestnut used to be the most widely available hardwood in the united states up until some time in the 1800s when a blight was brought in by some imported chestnut trees and basically wiped them all out.
[11:19:04] <crutchy> only got to about 27 or so i think though
[11:18:48] <crutchy> my kids were playing in the pool today
[11:18:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> buzznuts roasting by an open fire?
[11:17:38] <chromas> just have a giant bonfire to keep ya warm
[11:17:30] <chromas> you could
[11:17:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> though i wouldn't mind having a beach bbq on christmas
[11:17:09] * chromas exports murcan drama to oz
[11:16:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto on all the critters what want to kill yall over there
[11:14:59] <crutchy> watching videos of the shit that goes on over there really makes me happy that i'm.. not there
[11:14:38] <crutchy> probably yeah
[11:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, bit of a fruitloop but got some things right
[11:13:48] <crutchy> weird dude
[11:13:43] * crutchy has been learning about andrew breitbart
[11:06:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3065
[11:06:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:05:05] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[11:05:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[10:56:02] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at chromas's feet.
[10:55:43] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:55:43] <chromas> #fite jasassin
[10:26:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Future of Electronics is Light - http://sylnt.us - let-there-be-light
[09:43:40] <chromas> if only it were bigger
[09:35:18] <jasassin> same thing
[09:29:04] <crutchy> his fung pe is strong too
[09:22:41] <jasassin> your kung fu is strong chromas i never would have found that fucking website
[09:20:00] <jasassin> i just read all the statutes... nothing even close
[09:19:15] <jasassin> and thanks again, you were right... the guys a dolt
[09:19:08] <jasassin> sir
[09:13:29] <chromas> you're welcome sir and/or ma'am
[09:09:43] <jasassin> very interesting
[09:09:39] <jasassin> that was a good one
[09:09:36] <jasassin> thanks chromas
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[08:56:22] <exec> └─ 13406 - Client browser does not accept the MIME type of the requested page.
[08:56:20] <jasassin> i just used the https://dps.sd.gov to contact e.majeres@voa-dakotas.org im going to get to the bottom of this
[08:48:47] <chromas> mmm, snackrifice
[08:47:27] <exec> └─ 13Madagascar 2 : Sacrifice (HD) - YouTube
[08:47:25] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[08:47:24] <chromas> that department is triggering me
[08:46:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Language Analysis Reveals Word Popularity Oscillates Over 14-Year Period - http://sylnt.us - sticks-and-stones-may-break-my-bones
[08:46:26] <exec> <crutchy> <chromas> now go out and purchase tax-exempt wine for sacrifice
[08:46:24] <crutchy> chromas, s/ament/ifice/
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[08:41:36] <chromas> now go out and purchase tax-exempt wine for sacrament
[08:40:45] <chromas> You're all now ministers of Soylentology
[08:39:57] * chromas ordains everyone in the channel
[08:39:42] <chromas> looks like you can save a buck if you're a religious elder buying wine for your established organization
[08:38:12] <chromas> "Kegs of malt beverage""
[08:37:54] <chromas> this index also points to exceptions 'n' stuff
[08:37:38] <chromas> http://www.sdlegislature.gov
[08:36:38] <chromas> There's other stuff on the federal site but it's not listed on that index for some reason
[08:36:17] <chromas> http://www.sdlegislature.gov
[08:36:14] <crutchy> i believe in the statute of darwin; don't do dumb shit
[08:34:49] <jasassin> i am not finding the list of statutues
[08:34:42] <jasassin> that was all about underage shit
[08:34:37] <jasassin> no
[08:32:11] <exec> └─ 13Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police! - YouTube
[08:32:09] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[08:32:02] <crutchy> defending yourself against a cop isn't like defending yourself against a rapist invading your home. shooting off at a cop isn't gunna win any friends
[08:30:32] <crutchy> best to play dumb and obedient at the time, and then follow it up later if necessary
[08:30:01] <crutchy> people that end up in the most trouble with cops are the ones that try to be smart asses
[08:29:05] <DECbot> #goodfairy
[08:28:42] <crutchy> lol
[08:28:27] <chromas> true but if you're black there's a 103% chance you're gonna start shit with the cop and pull a gun on him
[08:28:03] <crutchy> unless your have one of them copblock cars
[08:27:12] <crutchy> problem is that just because what the cop does is wrong doesn't mean they aren't gunna pummel your ass for calling them out
[08:26:47] <chromas> just say you're ⅛ black and he was racissing you
[08:26:36] <jasassin> thank you
[08:26:34] <jasassin> yes!
[08:26:18] <jasassin> no thank you very much
[08:26:14] <jasassin> yeah, watch them say something along the lines of "the supreme court says we can" as they pummle my kneecaps with a baton
[08:25:59] <exec> └─ 13Alcohol Laws by State | Consumer Information
[08:25:58] <chromas> https://www.consumer.ftc.gov
[08:25:17] <chromas> edit the page then cite it when you get pulled over
[08:24:59] <chromas> wikipedia
[08:24:43] <chromas> we often shuddup and do what we're told too, but those who don't often get shot and then everyone cries ray cist!
[08:24:23] <jasassin> anyone got any idea where to start to looking up drinking driving statues and open container etc etc for south dakota?
[08:23:59] <crutchy> as much anyway
[08:23:55] <crutchy> (though admittedly our cops don't seem to feel the need to prove their manliness like US cops)
[08:23:18] <crutchy> god save the queen!
[08:23:04] <crutchy> or you could come to australia, where we have no bill of rights and if you get pulled over by a cop you stfu and do as you're told or get locked up
[08:22:30] <crutchy> yeah american states have some pretty bent laws
[08:22:17] <jasassin> i think the guy might be a dolt, but im not taking any chances i'll look up the statutes
[08:22:07] <crutchy> i have a right to bear gun-shaped bottles!
[08:22:02] <jasassin> i think chromas might be right before
[08:21:42] <crutchy> the 2nd amendment didn't mention anything about guns having to be functional
[08:21:13] <chromas> You just need a gun-shaped bottle
[08:20:53] <jasassin> ironically to carry a gun is much easier
[08:20:53] <crutchy> a double-bagger is worse than a tea-bagger
[08:20:09] <crutchy> chromas, that just makes you double drunk :p
[08:19:59] <DECbot> around here, alcohol does not go into the cabin. It goes into the trunk or the bed of the truck
[08:19:53] <jasassin> i put the beer in the plastic bag with the paper outside the bag and when i get home put the beer in the paper
[08:19:47] <crutchy> chromas, lmao
[08:19:41] <exec> cuz cops are fkin dangerous bastards
[08:19:40] <crutchy> ~say cuz cops are fkin dangerous bastards
[08:19:32] <jasassin> no
[08:19:29] <DECbot> ah
[08:19:27] <chromas> double bag it?
[08:19:27] <jasassin> i don't fuck around
[08:19:20] <jasassin> i take all precautions now
[08:19:18] <chromas> or the guy's a dolt
[08:19:16] <jasassin> oh no
[08:18:58] <exec> jasassin, dude, see if someone tells you that a paper bag is gunna cause trouble with the cops, and you insist on paper anyway, it kinda implies that you want trouble with the cops. not sayin its right, but denial doesn't make you any less stupid for ignoring said warning
[08:18:57] <crutchy> ~say jasassin, dude, see if someone tells you that a paper bag is gunna cause trouble with the cops, and you insist on paper anyway, it kinda implies that you want trouble with the cops. not sayin its right, but denial doesn't make you any less stupid for ignoring said warning
[08:18:33] <jasassin> thats FUCKED
[08:18:29] <jasassin> i blow 0.0 because im stone cold sobre instant dui
[08:18:19] <jasassin> i have a 25 ounce can of beer in a paper bag in my trunk, the cop pulls me over says smells like marijuana in here calls the dog searched the trunk finds the can of beer in a paper bag
[08:18:17] <DECbot> drink half a lemonade, and fill it back up with vodak or boones farm
[08:18:03] <chromas> is this kindergarten?
[08:17:54] <chromas> booze in plastic?
[08:17:51] <chromas> what
[08:17:41] <jasassin> this is a theoretical situation
[08:17:40] <DECbot> you're forgetting about the ever poplular recycling of the plastic bottle for your booze
[08:17:35] <jasassin> just as an example
[08:17:11] <chromas> alcohol requires paper sack
[08:17:07] <exec> are you plasticist!
[08:17:06] <chromas> plastic is for groceries
[08:17:06] <crutchy> ~say are you plasticist!
[08:17:01] <jasassin> its fucked
[08:17:00] <jasassin> im just saying
[08:16:56] <DECbot> hmmm... I think I do better at fite when I don't start them
[08:16:45] <exec> jasassin , why not just get a plastic bag?
[08:16:44] <crutchy> ~say jasassin , why not just get a plastic bag?
[08:16:31] <crutchy> lol
[08:16:30] <chromas> trollin' trollin' trollin'
[08:16:30] <crutchy> derp
[08:16:26] <crutchy> exec, why not just get a plastic bag?
[08:16:25] <chromas> ask if he think he's on the internet
[08:15:50] <MrPlow> #fite DECbot falls broken at fffd's feet.
[08:15:43] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:15:43] <DECbot> #fite fffd
[08:15:40] <exec> cuz das racis!
[08:15:39] <crutchy> ~say cuz das racis!
[08:15:38] <jasassin> im like WHAT THE FUCK"!?!
[08:15:34] <jasassin> see this... if this is in your trunk all by itself without being in a plastic bag... instant DUI
[08:15:20] <exec> because people don't drink and drive from bottles in paper bags
[08:15:19] <crutchy> ~say because people don't drink and drive from bottles in paper bags
[08:15:18] <jasassin> and then he pulls one of those little tiny vodka bottle the one shotters off the rack slaps it down on the counter and he says
[08:14:51] <jasassin> it gets better
[08:14:49] * MrPlow smakes kwin upside the head with a rusty trombone
[08:14:49] <chromas> #smake kwin
[08:14:47] <jasassin> im like HUH
[08:14:44] <jasassin> and then he tells me, even if i dont give you that paper bag and you get in your car and the can is within arms reach its instant DUI
[08:14:26] <MrPlow> #fite armor for DECbot set to slightly used holy hazmat suit.
[08:14:26] <DECbot> #fitectl armor slightly used holy hazmat suit
[08:14:06] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see #fitectl armor slightly used holy hazmat suit
[08:14:06] <DECbot> #fite #fitectl armor slightly used holy hazmat suit
[08:13:58] <jasassin> im like HUH?
[08:13:53] <jasassin> he proceeds to tell me, if its in a paper bag and unopened its instant DUI
[08:13:39] <jasassin> yes
[08:13:37] <chromas> plus that makes it easier to drink on the road
[08:13:30] <chromas> like you should brownbag it
[08:13:24] <crutchy> hate speech is bad
[08:13:21] <chromas> I thought the opposite was true
[08:13:17] <crutchy> because you can write hate speech on paper
[08:12:58] <jasassin> the guy wouldn't give me a paper bag.. he said thats illegal
[08:12:48] <jasassin> went into the gas station at the corner to get a 25 ouce natural ice, and i ask the guy behind the counter for a paper bag
[08:12:17] <jasassin> i got another fucked up story to tell
[08:12:14] <crutchy> cos taxpayers care
[08:12:04] <crutchy> if you have a shitty credit rating, you get a loan from uncle sam
[08:11:34] <chromas> it's because you're roo'd
[08:11:29] <jasassin> they will not give you a checking account if you have bad credit rating
[08:11:20] <jasassin> yes
[08:11:11] <crutchy> jasassin, why do you fear me?
[08:10:47] <crutchy> burning kangaroo
[08:10:42] <crutchy> lol
[08:10:35] <exec> tastes just like kangaroo
[08:10:34] <exec> it tastes like burning!
[08:10:34] <crutchy> ~say tastes just like kangaroo
[08:10:20] <exec> tastes gooood
[08:10:19] <crutchy> ~say tastes gooood
[08:10:06] <jasassin> you are are talking out your mouth what came out of crutchys ass... how does that taste?
[08:10:04] <crutchy> derp
[08:09:55] <exec> # tama, exec is my ass
[08:09:55] <crutchy> ~say # tama, exec is my ass
[08:09:34] <exec> jasassin, i'm talking out my ass
[08:09:34] <chromas> credit rating for a checking account?
[08:09:33] <crutchy> ~say jasassin, i'm talking out my ass
[08:09:20] <exec> crutchy farted
[08:09:19] <crutchy> ~say crutchy farted
[08:09:11] <crutchy> other than "but does it blend?"
[08:09:09] <jasassin> i just got a checking account way after all this and they said i had like 700 something
[08:09:01] <chromas> tv says I need to check it every five minutes so I can know how much more debt I can get into
[08:08:56] <crutchy> that's the real question
[08:08:53] <jasassin> not that i know of
[08:08:46] <chromas> But does it affect your credit rating?
[08:08:23] <crutchy> found a doctor that wasn't a total ass
[08:08:19] <jasassin> crutchy ignored
[08:08:17] <crutchy> maybe you just got lucky
[08:08:13] <crutchy> jasassin, possibly, but that doesn't mean treatment is guaranteed
[08:07:59] <jasassin> you just talk shit im done with you
[08:07:55] <crutchy> lol
[08:07:54] <jasassin> went to er with no insurance and got patched up twice
[08:07:49] <crutchy> talked out your ass?
[08:07:49] <chromas> "We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live."
[08:07:44] <jasassin> i think we both have twice
[08:07:42] <crutchy> done what?
[08:07:41] <jasassin> my brother has
[08:07:38] <jasassin> done that
[08:07:37] <jasassin> i have been there
[08:07:34] <jasassin> you are talking out your ass
[08:07:24] <crutchy> nothing would happen
[08:07:18] <crutchy> no really, public service is the best at "all care, no responsibility"
[08:06:58] <jasassin> what a great lawsuit that would be
[08:06:53] <jasassin> yeah
[08:05:49] <crutchy> no, they just let you die because "there was nothing they could do"
[08:05:43] <chromas> sure but prove we didn't save you. you can't 'cause you dead son
[08:05:35] <jasassin> the emergency rooms cannot deny care reguardless of insurance status
[08:05:15] <jasassin> there is a federal law
[08:05:11] <jasassin> no they can't
[08:05:02] * chromas looks for a leat
[08:04:46] <chromas> at leat, if you plan on paying
[08:04:38] <crutchy> "there was nothing we could do"
[08:04:38] <chromas> urgent care is cheaper
[08:04:33] <crutchy> of course they can
[08:04:19] <jasassin> but they can't let you die in er
[08:04:12] <jasassin> they can't get blood from a stone
[08:04:12] <crutchy> ergh. 7pm and still 25 deg
[08:04:08] <jasassin> the system is fucked
[08:04:05] <jasassin> and the whole bill is written off
[08:04:00] <jasassin> i filled out the paperwork stating i haven't filed income tax
[08:03:58] <crutchy> fuck its muggy here
[08:03:54] <exec> 06Melbourne VIC - currently 25°C, light rain showers, wind NW at 34 km/h, humidity 57% - Sunday showers (16°C:31°C), Monday scattered showers (12°C:19°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (8°C:21°C), Wednesday sunny (13°C:23°C)
[08:03:53] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:03:39] <jasassin> and when the 4000 bill came
[08:03:33] <jasassin> no nothing
[08:03:31] <jasassin> no 10 dollars
[08:03:28] <jasassin> and i didn't pay shit
[08:03:27] <crutchy> taking over the world, one company at a time :p
[08:03:25] <jasassin> i said, nobody said anything about 100 dollars "What they didn't tell you that?" no... oh ok well remember next time
[08:03:21] <chromas> cool
[08:03:15] <crutchy> chromas, i'm ripping exec's codebase off to make a bot for admin of a corporate intranet
[08:03:01] <jasassin> i walk up i aint got no card and the lady says that will be 100 dollars
[08:02:51] <jasassin> i went into the office i had a back problem got hurt... there was a lady in front of me looked like an immigrant got all her shit and she paid 10 dollars
[08:02:46] <chromas> america! fuck yeah!
[08:02:43] <charon> TMB spelled it wrong
[08:02:29] <crutchy> pfft. spelt armour wrong
[08:02:22] <jasassin> i'll give you a real life example
[08:02:20] <charon> i'm ready for you
[08:02:16] <jasassin> just as an example
[08:02:09] <MrPlow> #fite armor for charon set to toilet paper suit.
[08:02:09] <charon> #fitectl armor toilet paper suit
[08:02:07] <chromas> soo many grungy ti-shirts on the board
[08:01:44] * crutchy gives MrPlow beer goggles
[08:01:21] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see everyone
[08:01:21] <crutchy> #fite everyone
[08:01:15] <crutchy> mwahahahaHAHAHAHA!
[08:01:05] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for crutchy set to 💩.
[08:01:05] <crutchy> #fitectl weapon 💩
[08:00:52] <crutchy> ooh
[08:00:48] <jasassin> at the time it was like 90 dollars i think
[08:00:48] <chromas> crutchy: #fitectl weapon 💩
[08:00:43] <crutchy> chromas, and you'll need a gold bar to pay for it :p
[08:00:43] <jasassin> i just paid the fucking fine at the end of the year
[08:00:37] <jasassin> when i was working a couple years and this was during obamacare
[08:00:24] <jasassin> let alone license plates, registration, food
[08:00:22] <chromas> soon we'll have TRUMPcare
[08:00:12] <crutchy> how do i get 💩 as a weapon?
[08:00:02] <jasassin> not enough money to pay rent
[07:59:55] <jasassin> what is the fucking point of working?
[07:59:46] <jasassin> that would eat like 85% of all the work i do every month
[07:59:37] <DECbot> thanks
[07:59:35] <jasassin> all i can get is a part time job
[07:59:32] <chromas> here's the documentation: https://github.com
[07:59:28] <jasassin> you know i looked on the shit to get obamacare... in south dakota the shittiest plan you can get is over 300 dollars a month
[07:59:26] <DECbot> DECbot?
[07:59:17] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[07:59:17] <chromas> #fitectl scoreboard
[07:59:14] <crutchy> who owns DECbot?
[07:59:04] <jasassin> i have been unemployed for a couple years now taking care of family business (not monetary)
[07:59:04] <DECbot> I once saw a score board, where does that exists?
[07:58:41] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see help
[07:58:41] <DECbot> #fite help
[07:58:38] <chromas> Looks like the wiki's not been updated with it either
[07:58:15] <DECbot> nope.. no help there
[07:58:03] <DECbot> #fitectl help
[07:57:29] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for DECbot set to rusty keyboard.
[07:57:29] <DECbot> #fitectl weapon rusty keyboard
[07:57:18] <jasassin> can' remember
[07:57:15] <jasassin> yeah
[07:56:56] <DECbot> is there a man page for the fite bot?
[07:56:38] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for chromas set to footlong dong.
[07:56:38] <chromas> #fitectl weapon footlong dong
[07:56:29] <chromas> need moar parameters
[07:56:18] <DECbot> hmmm... it does nothing
[07:55:52] <DECbot> #fitectl weapon
[07:55:37] <DECbot> !fitectl weapon
[07:46:26] <crutchy> "excuse me ma'am... i'm trying to adjust the ass... i mean bass"
[07:46:14] <chromas> she's gyrating on you while you're leaning over to see what's up on stage
[07:45:59] <chromas> I can picture it
[07:45:49] <SirFinkus> naw, busy
[07:44:46] <chromas> any lapdances?
[07:44:13] <SirFinkus> I got quite a lot of free drugs too
[07:43:24] <crutchy> breasts need to be balanced
[07:43:17] <SirFinkus> I just plugged the manager guy's laptop into the board
[07:42:57] <SirFinkus> no, they didn't need eq
[07:42:30] <crutchy> twist those knobs
[07:42:16] <chromas> Strippers need EQing too
[07:42:13] <SirFinkus> when the hells angels want strippers in between bands, you don't say no
[07:42:05] <crutchy> :p
[07:42:02] <crutchy> noice
[07:41:56] <SirFinkus> and strippers apparently
[07:41:52] <SirFinkus> no, I run sound for a band
[07:41:49] <chromas> noice
[07:41:45] <SirFinkus> I ran sound for strippers
[07:41:45] <chromas> Did you play for them?
[07:41:26] <SirFinkus> which was an experience
[07:41:17] <SirFinkus> I just got done with a hell's angels gig
[07:38:12] <crutchy> hows things over your way?
[07:38:01] <crutchy> true that
[07:37:39] <SirFinkus> ok is a good place to be
[07:37:30] <SirFinkus> keep rocking that ok
[07:37:07] <crutchy> yeah i'm ok
[07:37:04] <crutchy> hey dude o/
[07:36:35] <SirFinkus> crutchy, how the fuck are ya
[07:36:13] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 18°C/65°F, 6:36 pm AEDT, Sunday, 4 December 2016
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[07:34:52] <SirFinkus> the goatass
[07:34:49] <SirFinkus> the infamous 3rd male hole
[07:34:06] <jasassin> well fuck me in the goat ass
[07:33:52] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at SoyGuest35937's feet.
[07:33:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:33:33] <jasassin> #fite SoyGuest35937
[07:33:20] <jasassin> !fitectl weapon
[07:33:14] <jasassin> #fitectl weapon
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[06:28:13] <charon> i don't mind snow, as long as i can drive in it. i'll pass on the 2-foot at a time storms though
[06:17:45] <DECbot> as much as I like a white Christmas, I'm still not ready for winter.
[06:08:32] <MrPlow> Today: Mainly sunny. High near 40F. Winds NW at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Snow during the morning will give way to showers of rain and wet snow during the afternoon. High 37F. Winds NW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of precip 80%. Snow accumulations less than one inch.
[06:08:32] <charon> #weather boston, ma
[06:08:09] <Bender> karma - snow: -3
[06:08:09] <charon> snow++
[06:02:18] <DECbot> i guess it will snow
[06:01:41] <MrPlow> Today: Cloudy with snow. Temps nearly steady in the low to mid 30s. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of snow 100%. 3 to 5 inches of snow expected. Tomorrow: Sunshine and clouds mixed. High 39F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph.
[06:01:40] <DECbot> #weather chicago, il
[05:36:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Handheld Tesla Coil Gun at 28,000fps [Video - Smarter Every Day] - http://sylnt.us - Zap-Gun
[04:06:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI and NSA Poised to Gain New Surveillance Powers - http://sylnt.us - lets-start-the-monitoring-with-all-those-in-power
[03:36:04] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 272
[03:36:04] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++ coding and debugging
[03:35:57] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 271
[03:35:57] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++ coding and debugging
[03:35:48] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 231
[03:35:48] <Bytram> paulej72++ debugging and merging
[03:35:39] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 230
[03:35:39] <Bytram> paulej72++
[03:10:49] <exec> └─ 13WHITE CHRISTMAS - Bing Crosby - YouTube
[03:10:47] <charon> https://www.youtube.com
[03:07:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, sposed to get snow thursday
[02:51:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> sometimes an eggroll is just a cigar
[02:38:08] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v charon] by Aphrodite
[02:38:08] -!- charon [charon!~charon@Soylent/Staff/Editor/charon] has joined #Soylent
[02:27:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - When to Rename a Building, and Why - http://sylnt.us - Watt's-in-a-name?
[02:26:28] <cmn32480> that's a helluva cigar
[02:25:07] * TheMightyBuzzard lights the end and puffs on it a bit before giving up
[02:24:35] * cmn32480 passes TheMightyBuzzard another egg roll
[02:23:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> nevar. i'm still full. i mean i did eat three plates piled up pretty well.
[02:23:38] * cmn32480 hopes that you are prepared for the secondary burn
[02:23:22] <Bytram> you know what the worst think about Italian food is? Two or three days later you get hungry again. ;)
[02:22:52] <Bytram> oh, saw ur comment about tmb being hungry in 2 hours...
[02:22:36] <Bytram> cmn32480: /me just had a quart of nice-n-spicy hot-n-sour soup to try and burn out his cold
[02:06:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i do lurve me some quality blowing up of stuff. even better when it's for science.
[01:51:47] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: good video
[01:42:50] -!- charon has quit [Quit: i have to do some actual work before quitting time]
[00:57:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Princeton Guide to a Math Education - http://sylnt.us - math++