#Soylent | Logs for 2016-12-03
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[00:29:05] <chromas> !quote pants
[00:29:05] <Bender> Quote 282 - <Leebert> And no, I'm not sucking it out of your pants.
[00:29:09] <Bender> Also in quotes: 296, 319, 380, 441, 442, 461, 511, 512, 529, 543, 580, 591, 761
[00:31:01] <Bytram> And... as predicted, members of editorial make a visit to #Soylent
[00:31:03] <Bytram> =)
[00:31:37] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: use Zapf Chancery as the default font
[00:32:49] <charon> A Yummy Apology http://www.dafont.com
[00:32:50] <exec> └─ 13A Yummy Apology Font | dafont.com
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[00:50:34] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 18°C/64°F, 4:50 pm GMT-8, Friday, 2 December 2016
[00:50:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Hello, Gentlemen.
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[00:51:27] <chromas> lame
[00:51:42] <chromas> This is not the Ethanol-fueled I signed up for
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[01:23:07] <chromas> ~count channel= type=kick message=Bytram
[01:23:09] <chromas> :D
[01:23:34] * cmn32480 high fives chromas
[01:23:51] * chromas returns on the downlow
[01:23:54] <exec> 039
[01:24:01] <chromas> or whatever the phrase is
[01:24:22] <cmn32480> ~count channel= type=kick message=cmn32480
[01:24:29] <Bytram> lol
[01:24:59] * Bytram honestly did not think that there were anywhere near that many... now I'm curious as to who and when
[01:25:17] <exec> 0321
[01:25:22] <Bytram> LOL!
[01:25:35] <cmn32480> somebody is power crazed....
[01:25:43] <Bytram> ~count channel= type=kick message=TheMightyBuzzard
[01:25:57] <exec> 563
[01:26:03] <chromas> ~random type=kick nick=Bytram
[01:26:07] <exec> 03[2016-11-25 02:15:5] #Soylent <Bytram> bambi bambi
[01:26:17] <chromas> hm, formatting needs some work
[01:26:25] <Bytram> yathink?
[01:26:37] <chromas> gesturectl start shrugging
[01:26:43] * charon looks around the room, except in cmn32480's direction
[01:26:46] <Bytram> ROFLMAO!
[01:27:03] <cmn32480> wow......
[01:27:09] <cmn32480> somebody's feelin' their oats
[01:27:24] <charon> oops
[01:27:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nestle is Reducing Sugar in Chocolate by 40%, With No Change in Flavor - http://sylnt.us - I-can-haz-chokolate?
[01:28:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> bull and also shit
[01:35:22] <SirFinkus> nestle is garbage anyway
[01:40:00] <Fnord666> Chocolate for the masses?
[01:47:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:47:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[01:47:19] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 239
[02:07:37] <Bytram> !uid
[02:07:38] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6421, owned by Weasley
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[02:55:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IUPAC Announces the Names of the Elements 113, 115, 117, and 118 - http://sylnt.us - runningon-outium-ofine-ideasium
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[03:26:42] <cmn32480> ~restart
[03:26:43] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (96.9 kb)
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[03:29:13] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 23°C/73°F, 2:29 pm AEDT, Saturday, 3 December 2016
[03:33:30] <SirFinkus> so last day of class today, fuck yeah
[03:33:37] <SirFinkus> I got finals next week, but it's in the bag
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[03:33:58] <cmn32480> good deal SirFinkus
[03:34:24] <SirFinkus> only one I'm slightly worried about is the music theory class, which was dull as fuck
[03:35:23] <cmn32480> better than guitar w/ a busted finger
[03:35:50] <SirFinkus> no fucking music in the class
[03:35:52] <SirFinkus> all theory
[03:36:59] <chromas> at least you learned catatonic scales
[03:39:36] <SirFinkus> naw, we just did major, minor, harmonic and melodic minor
[03:39:39] * SirFinkus shrugs
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[03:40:28] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 23°C/73°F, 2:40 pm AEDT, Saturday, 3 December 2016
[03:40:32] <chromas> But now you can shred your guitar more expertly
[03:40:54] <SirFinkus> not really
[03:41:19] <crutchy> stupid internets
[03:41:36] <cmn32480> lost all your internets did ?
[03:41:43] <crutchy> hopefully its just NBN critters working on connection stuffs
[03:42:08] <crutchy> we supposed to get new internet in the next couple of weeks
[03:42:58] <crutchy> even though they said that in october
[03:43:28] <cmn32480> OCtober 2015?
[03:43:34] <crutchy> heh
[03:43:39] <crutchy> nah at least not that bad
[04:17:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 6,000 Years Ago, the Sahara Desert was Tropical—What Happened? - http://sylnt.us - less-rain
[04:23:01] <cmn32480> stupid internets
[04:26:49] <crutchy> lmao https://www.youtube.com
[04:26:54] <exec> └─ 13Jerry Seinfeld Destroys Awards Shows - Comedian Award 2007 - YouTube
[04:39:47] <chromas> nuh uh, Bender. 6,000 years ago jesus created dinosaurs for moses to race the snake
[04:40:39] <charon> that really sounds like a euphemism for masturbate
[04:41:07] <DECbot> It was the tropical garden of life, and God destroyed it after the fall of man
[04:41:59] <chromas> it sure is
[04:42:24] <DECbot> That'll teach you to figure out you're naked.
[04:42:28] <chromas> the entire old testament is about mankind's urge to masturbate
[04:43:14] <DECbot> genecide upon your foes was pretty important too.
[04:43:23] <cmn32480> still is
[04:43:31] <cmn32480> and make sure you slat the earth so nothign will grow
[04:43:34] <chromas> well but that was just more masturbation
[04:43:43] <DECbot> turns out that if you leave them around, they hate you
[04:43:51] <chromas> think of all those potential offspring crusading into your sock at night
[04:43:52] <charon> and bring me the foreskins of the enemy army
[04:44:23] <cmn32480> so the lesson is don't battle the jews?
[04:44:45] <charon> but that's how you get the girls
[04:45:59] <chromas> every jewish boy holds the power of a holocaust in his hand
[04:48:37] <cmn32480> das racis!
[05:14:49] <chromas> other boys do too but we're only to remember the 600,000,000,000 jooz
[05:15:17] <chromas> linux mint trending on facebutt
[05:16:18] <chromas> #submit http://www.cbsnews.com
[05:16:18] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[05:16:20] <exec> └─ 13Mauna Kea, Mauna Loa snow forecast: More than 2 feet of snow could fall in Hawaii - CBS News
[05:16:44] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[05:17:49] <chromas> they need trickledown weathernomics
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[05:47:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Arizona Gains New Electric Vehicle Plant as Lucid Motors Announces Manufacturing - http://sylnt.us - luxury-means-you-get-a-free-extension-cord
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[07:52:37] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 9°C/49°F, 8:52 am GMT+1, Saturday, 3 December 2016
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[08:56:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A New Threat to Oceans: Deep-Sea Mining for Precious Metals - http://sylnt.us - who-lives-in-a-nodule-under-the-sea
[10:04:11] <crutchy> ~nick bottymcbottface
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[10:04:22] <crutchy> ~nick bottymcbotface
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[10:04:52] <janrinok> hi crutchy
[10:05:00] <crutchy> ahoy! o/
[10:05:24] <janrinok> there must be a reason that you do that :)
[10:05:37] <crutchy> insanity probly
[10:06:15] * crutchy blames chromas :p
[10:06:21] <janrinok> ~blame
[10:06:22] * bottymcbotface points at Bytram
[10:06:37] <janrinok> looks like bottymcbotface doesn't agree with you
[10:06:46] <crutchy> it rarely does
[10:07:06] <crutchy> i'm just its code slave
[10:07:43] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:07:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3062
[10:07:56] <crutchy> coffee++ # vienna style at that :D
[10:07:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3063
[10:08:10] <crutchy> mm. think i might have spelt viena wrong
[10:08:26] <crutchy> or i spelt it wrong when i said i spelt it wrong
[10:08:48] <janrinok> def 2 'n's
[10:08:55] <crutchy> yeah one n looks wrong
[10:12:55] <crutchy> ~nick exec
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[10:13:13] <crutchy> still not 100% sure if changing its nick could bork stuff
[10:14:07] <crutchy> i remember when i first started mucking around with bots in here i reserved nicks like bacon, mother, etc
[10:14:07] <janrinok> I haven't noticed anything, but I haven't really been paying much attention
[10:14:23] <crutchy> ah
[10:14:30] <crutchy> yeah i haven't been around much lately
[10:14:42] <crutchy> been going pretty hard on a work project
[10:15:04] <janrinok> anything interesting, or just something that you 'had' to do?
[10:15:58] <crutchy> its just a documents register, but its a little different cos it interfaces behind the scenes with a separate online job management system
[10:16:05] <crutchy> its been pretty fun
[10:17:46] <crutchy> uses websockets to handle when you get multiple users at different offices adding/editing/deleting document records for the same job
[10:17:50] <crutchy> at same time
[10:18:29] <janrinok> is it now finished?
[10:18:38] <crutchy> almost
[10:18:53] <crutchy> still refining layout and ironing out bits n pieces
[10:18:55] <janrinok> ah, the last 10% that needs 90% of the time ...
[10:18:59] <crutchy> heh
[10:19:20] <crutchy> some of the admin stuff is still a bit wackery hackery too
[10:19:27] <crutchy> so working on that still
[10:21:25] <crutchy> its only replacing part of an old microsoft access application, so the bar is pretty low :p
[10:21:33] <janrinok> lol
[10:22:30] <janrinok> I used to enjoy using access - it did the job it was designed to do, although it had pretensions of being able to take on the big boys which I don't think it ever really achieved
[10:24:08] <crutchy> we recently got a 10mbps high speed link between our victoria and western australia offices, but copying hundreds of mb each time someone wants to register a document seemed a bit inefficient
[10:24:21] <janrinok> true
[10:24:50] <crutchy> well, 10mbps is considered "high speed" here :p
[10:24:55] <crutchy> for a dedi link
[10:25:52] <janrinok> if it meets your needs it is 'high speed' - if it doesn't it is slow
[10:26:41] <crutchy> i'm not really sure how it works to be honest. i'm not really in the IT circle that much
[10:27:06] <crutchy> occasionally i poke my head in
[10:27:38] <crutchy> my boss would get grumpy if i spent a lot of time on IT shit
[10:28:08] <janrinok> are you differentiating between coding and IT?
[10:28:18] <crutchy> IT
[10:28:33] <crutchy> they're happy for me to code (within reason)
[10:28:46] <crutchy> most my coding i do at home off the books anyway
[10:29:04] <janrinok> are you more interested in hardware
[10:29:30] <crutchy> nah. its just more prestigious :p
[10:29:50] <crutchy> last week they installed a $30k windows server
[10:30:19] <crutchy> the stuff i manage is hand-me-down workstations retrofitted with debian
[10:30:38] <janrinok> lol
[10:32:35] <janrinok> got to go and start getting lunch ready
[10:33:09] <crutchy> have fun. i'll be going to bed soon anyway
[10:33:25] <crutchy> good to catch up :)
[10:33:39] <janrinok> same - have a good sleep!
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[10:36:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Netflix Lets Users Watch Videos Offline -- No DVDs Required - http://sylnt.us - we-don't-need-no-stinkin'-DVDs
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[11:07:53] <crutchy> ooh. moropory is back!
[11:08:04] <crutchy> http://www.google.com
[11:08:06] <exec> └─ 13Google
[11:08:10] <crutchy> :(
[11:08:41] <chromas> still broken. I just use it to #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[11:08:49] <crutchy> lol
[11:08:56] <chromas> dunno why it broke though. code's the same
[11:09:04] <crutchy> ~blame
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[11:24:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have coffee, bitches, fear me.
[11:24:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:24:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3064
[11:57:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple to Use Drones and Interior Mapping to Challenge Google Maps - http://sylnt.us - no-need-to-stop-and-ask-for-directions
[13:35:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sisyphus’s train set - http://sylnt.us - ARES-is-a-useful-engine
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[15:06:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ExoMars 2020 Lander Funded Despite Schiaparelli Failure - http://sylnt.us - Mars-or-bust
[15:46:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fatal Flaws in Ten Pacemakers Make for Denial of Life Attacks - http://sylnt.us - hacked-in-a-heartbeat
[17:06:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Circular Temple to God of Wind Uncovered in Mexico City - http://sylnt.us - and-a-partridge-in-a-pear-tree
[18:37:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nokia Smartphones to Return in 2017 - http://sylnt.us - room-for-another?
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[19:54:50] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 8°C/46°F, 8:54 pm GMT+1, Saturday, 3 December 2016
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[20:07:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - systemd Free Linux Distro Devuan Releases Second Beta - http://sylnt.us - fight-fight-fight!
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[21:51:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, it's not quite four and i'm dinner hungry
[21:53:52] <Deucalion> Have two dinners. You'll save money on heating if you pile on the pounds during the cold months :)
[21:54:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah but i'll have to spend it on new pants
[22:08:19] <cmn32480> nha.. yer single...
[22:08:27] <cmn32480> just walk around w/ the button on top open
[22:09:09] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - you are welcome to my pant... I jsut crapped myself into a smaller wardrobe
[22:09:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> good point
[22:11:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, what the hell. i'll go hit the all you can eat chinese place and eat enough i ain't hungry by bedtime.
[22:12:49] <cmn32480> 2 hours after bed... he'll be starving
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[23:16:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Senate Takes Aim at 'Bots' that Snap Up Concert Tickets - http://sylnt.us - Karn-Evil-9
[23:27:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[23:27:38] <exec> └─ 13Explosive Science - YouTube