#Soylent | Logs for 2016-12-01

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[00:47:54] <n1> https://www.youtube.com
[00:47:56] <exec> └─ 13Titanic (Nearer My God to Thee) - YouTube
[00:49:40] <charon> see you all in a better life
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[00:51:07] <DECbot> charon: yep, see you tomorrow
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[00:53:53] <mechanicjay> wtf just happened there?
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[00:55:08] <SoyGuest3668> irc split?
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[00:55:41] <mechanicjay> SoyGuest3668: I think the irc server process just went tits up for minute there
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[01:00:05] <DECbot> what can you teach me about fite?
[01:00:32] <mechanicjay> #fite
[01:00:37] <DECbot> #fite
[01:00:43] <mechanicjay> #fite DECbot
[01:01:08] <mechanicjay> though, we probably need to wait for that bot to rejoin and for thing to settle out
[01:01:27] <mechanicjay> I think Mr. Plow handles #fite...
[01:01:31] <DECbot> yep, I was thinking we might be missing a few bots
[01:01:45] <mechanicjay> Bender is here, so that's something
[01:02:11] <DECbot> did linode reboot a server or something?
[01:02:34] <mechanicjay> No, the irc server process restarted
[01:02:43] <DECbot> that'd do it
[01:03:00] <Deucalion> MrPlow is TheMightyBuzzard's bailiwick. Prollly needs a manual restart - he's not is our shut / start scripts as yet
[01:03:25] <Deucalion> DECbot we just bounced all IRC stuff.
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[01:11:29] <Bytram> ~tell crutchy IRC server was rebooted... please visit all your channels and do a /topic
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[01:20:12] <SoyGuest57595> whats goin on in here
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[01:20:25] <Tramtrist> stop spamming my console!
[01:26:58] <Bytram> some problems werew discovered with the stability of the IRC server, notice was given, and then the IRC server was rebooted.
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[01:45:39] <cmn32480> fek... i will restart exec
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[01:49:15] <cmn32480> ~blame
[01:49:17] * exec points at Bytram
[01:49:23] <cmn32480> good at least that still works
[01:49:30] <Bytram> ROFL!
[01:49:37] <Bytram> !uid
[01:49:38] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6421, owned by Weasley
[01:49:49] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
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[01:49:51] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 32°F, cloudy, wind E at 4 mph, humidity 94% - Wednesday snow (30°F:35°F), Thursday snow (27°F:33°F), Friday mostly cloudy (24°F:33°F), Saturday cloudy (14°F:30°F)
[01:49:53] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[01:49:55] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 41°F, rain, wind NE at 12 mph, humidity 94% - Wednesday rain (40°F:42°F), Thursday scattered showers (36°F:51°F), Friday mostly sunny (33°F:47°F), Saturday partly cloudy (26°F:42°F)
[01:49:56] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[01:49:58] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 48°F, heavy rain, wind E at 15 mph, humidity 95% - Wednesday rain (47°F:48°F), Thursday partly cloudy (38°F:56°F), Friday mostly sunny (37°F:49°F), Saturday mostly sunny (30°F:45°F)
[01:50:06] <Bytram> =)
[01:50:07] <cmn32480> ok... so ... wtf happened?
[01:50:09] <Bytram> !woop
[01:50:09] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[01:50:24] <cmn32480> I'm at the bar in the hotel... 2 sheets to the wind
[01:50:33] <cmn32480> and I see that IRC puked
[01:50:55] <Bytram> some memory corruption on Bery -- there wer several software upgrades that had been made over the w/e and they were not playing nice with each other...
[01:51:04] <Bytram> so IRC got restarted to clear things up./
[01:51:12] <cmn32480> uh uh
[01:51:22] <cmn32480> so why'd you f**k up bery?
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[01:57:30] <juggsian> eh? updates were required to the OS. Included some libraries that our IRC stack sits on. Shit got unstable. after Decided to restart all IRC shit to make sure new libs were loaded. cmn32480 . Bery was not fucked up as you so eloquently put it.
[01:59:19] * chromie double checks cmn32480's unit conversion
[02:00:06] <cmn32480> I was balming bytram juggsian
[02:00:50] <Bytram> cmn32480: your tpoing skills are getting better
[02:01:01] <cmn32480> I've been drinkiking again
[02:01:35] * Bytram noticed
[02:01:45] <n1_> Bytram will be embalmed in the future, for the SN hall of fame/shame.
[02:02:07] <Bytram> lol
[02:02:15] <Bytram> just don't light a match, k?
[02:02:24] <Bytram> fwoooowf!
[02:02:38] <Bytram> ash and ye shall receive!
[02:04:34] <n1_> smoke time i think now, coincidentally
[02:04:58] <n1_> and it seems like someone is doing a burnout nearby
[02:06:19] Bytram is now known as Bytam|away
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[02:08:46] <Deucalion> ~weather
[02:08:47] * Bytam|away is tired and fighting a cold -- am gonna call it an early night.
[02:08:48] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 32°F / 0°C, clear, wind SW at 5 mph, humidity 79% - Wednesday clear (29°F:43°F / -2°C:6°C), Thursday partly cloudy (37°F:43°F / 3°C:6°C), Friday fog (37°F:44°F / 3°C:7°C), Saturday partly cloudy (36°F:47°F / 2°C:8°C)
[02:08:53] <Bytam|away> ~gnight cmn32480
[02:08:54] * exec carefully requisitions an easter basket of pancakes for cmn32480
[02:08:57] <Bytam|away> ~gnight n1_
[02:08:58] * exec prematurely terrorizes a DD cup of win32s with n1_
[02:09:04] * n1_ hat tip Bytam|away
[02:09:23] <Bytam|away> Mmmm pancakes!
[02:09:31] <Bytam|away> laters!
[02:09:41] <Bytam|away> oh! wait....
[02:10:06] <Fnord666> good night Bytram
[02:10:23] <Bytam|away> ~define Fnord
[02:10:24] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03fnord: A fnord is a propaganda word conditioned in the masses from a very young age to respond to, usually with fear, anxiety, or uneasiness, but unable to be seen by the general populace. (This definition o...
[02:11:00] <Bytam|away> hmmm, like "terrorist"
[02:11:02] <Deucalion> ties in ok with 666 too no? in some circles?
[02:11:14] <Deucalion> subtle troll is good troll
[02:11:23] <Bytam|away> nod nod
[02:12:41] * Fnord666 nods ever so slightly
[02:12:53] <Bytam|away> rev 13;18
[02:13:27] <Fnord666> That's not a git commit. MAybe a CVS revision number?
[02:14:05] * Bytam|away chuckles! Best way to prepare for a good night's sleep. Many thanks!
[02:14:35] <Fnord666> good night
[02:14:38] <cmn32480> ~gngiht Bytam|away
[02:14:41] <Bytam|away> "Wisdom is needed here; one who understands can calculate the number of the beast, for it is a number that stands for a person. His number is six hundred and sixty-six. "
[02:14:41] <Bytam|away> ciao for now
[02:14:46] <cmn32480> ~gnight Bytam|away
[02:14:48] * exec scientifically flicks a screenshot of donuts at Bytam|away
[02:14:55] <Bytam|away> Mmmm donuts!
[02:15:09] <Bytam|away> oh, wait, a *screenshot* of donuts? meh!
[02:15:14] <Bytam|away> =)
[02:15:14] <Fnord666> first pancakes, now donuts. Brakfast come early?
[02:15:44] <Fnord666> The favorite food of screenshots of police.
[02:17:41] <chromie> some say "Six hundred threescore and six." That's a different number
[02:19:04] <Deucalion> I swear Bytam|away A: says more when Away B: Typos his away nick. Top tip - just use the ZNC "simpleaway" module... people will then see you are away and the channel does not get cluttered up with nick changes or embarrassing typos
[02:19:49] <n1_> chromie, i thought 'score' was 20
[02:20:36] <chromie> it is
[02:20:50] <chromie> so 600 * (3 * 20) + 6
[02:22:06] <n1_> i'm not good at the ol' maths, but isn't that the same number?
[02:23:03] <chromie> 36006
[02:23:37] <chromie> it's cause I'm interpreting it as 600× instead of 600+. those old english people didn't know what they were doing with english
[02:26:52] <n1_> i wasn't paying attention to the * there, my apologies for that, i see where you're coming from now, but i doubt people back then would be any better at ye olde maths than i
[02:27:09] <chromie> I'm just being a butt
[02:27:29] <chromie> 'cause of how it's written
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[02:27:59] * chromie wonders what the greek was. probably roman digits
[02:29:09] <n1_> could have been a conversations... number of the beast is 6! 6? 6.
[02:36:38] * cmn32480 realizes that he made it to the hotel bar, but never made it ot his room to drop off all his crap when he got back from the custoemr site
[02:36:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hacker Dishes Advanced Phishing Kit to Hook Clever Staff in 10 Mins - http://sylnt.us - bright-people-being-dim
[02:39:44] <charon> so you're still carrying all your crap?
[02:40:02] <cmn32480> nah... the barstool next to me is carrying all of it
[02:41:39] <cmn32480> O'm carrying extra beer... a Cuba Libre, and 2 double Jameson's on the rocks
[02:41:55] <charon> cuba_libre++
[02:41:55] <Bender> karma - cuba_libre: 4
[02:42:04] <cmn32480> cuba_libre++
[02:42:04] <Bender> karma - cuba_libre: 5
[02:42:25] <Fnord666> That's an armload
[02:43:20] <charon> i'm going to assume some of that is already in your bloodstream?
[02:44:04] <n1_> good to see you're treating yourself a bit better this evening, cmn32480
[02:44:08] <chromie> heroin eh
[02:44:48] <chromie> (heroin also somes in armloads)
[02:45:35] <cmn32480> charon - all of that is in my bloodstream
[02:47:20] <charon> as long as you're not hungover at work tomorrow
[02:48:26] <charon> i used to be a bike messenger. some of the guys i worked with would go out and get absolutely shitfaced every night and spend the next morning moaning about how hungover they were
[02:48:40] <charon> recovered just in time to do it again
[02:49:17] <cmn32480> nope
[02:49:19] <cmn32480> no hangover
[02:49:27] <cmn32480> water and Vitamin I
[02:49:45] <charon> there's a vitamin I?
[02:50:26] <cmn32480> Sure.
[02:50:29] <cmn32480> Ibuprofen
[02:50:38] <charon> aha
[02:59:10] * chromie slips cmn32480 some vitamin P
[03:01:12] <Fnord666> gnight all.
[03:01:23] <charon> ~gnight Fnord666
[03:01:25] * exec sardonically launches a crust of piano wire toward Fnord666
[03:01:44] <Fnord666> ~gnight charon
[03:01:45] * exec spontaneously reverse-engineers a dogbox of MP from charon
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[03:47:58] <DECbot> speaking of fun with updates... isn't it great when your browser takes a dump on you after you update it?
[03:48:20] <GreatOutdoors> yep..
[03:48:42] <GreatOutdoors> Shouldn't have been watching so much porn DECbot...
[03:48:51] <DECbot> I'm learing lots about libatomic.so.1
[03:49:10] <DECbot> I don't do that in the browser anymore.
[03:49:23] <DECbot> got tired of the porn sites looking back at me
[03:50:57] <GreatOutdoors> If they recorded it... would that be self propogation of porn?
[03:51:34] <cmn32480> nobodyt wants to watch me in porn
[03:51:43] <GreatOutdoors> lol
[03:51:49] <charon> au contraire
[03:51:53] <GreatOutdoors> I killed exec last night btw..
[03:51:59] <cmn32480> fucker
[03:52:03] <GreatOutdoors> too many articles and he just gave up
[03:52:10] <cmn32480> ~last type=quit exec
[03:52:11] <exec> 03db connect failed:
[03:52:20] <charon> hey cmn32480, could you move that beer bottle over about 3 inches? it's blocking the camera
[03:52:23] <cmn32480> ~last type=quit nick=exec
[03:52:27] <exec> 03db connect failed:
[03:52:38] <cmn32480> ~last nick=exec
[03:52:39] <exec> 03db connect failed:
[03:52:48] <cmn32480> wow.. you really did fuck him up
[03:52:53] <cmn32480> ~reload
[03:52:57] <GreatOutdoors> look at the log around midnight
[03:53:05] <cmn32480> ~restart
[03:53:07] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (80.7 kb)
[03:53:08] <DECbot> which time zone?
[03:53:14] <GreatOutdoors> I got 10ish posts in and he quit.
[03:53:15] <cmn32480> all fo them
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[03:53:22] <GreatOutdoors> roughly 21 hours ago.
[03:53:27] <GreatOutdoors> 22*
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[03:53:50] <cmn32480> ~last nick-exec
[03:53:50] <exec> 03Ops: random, first, last, all, count, source. Parameters: message, nick, channel (regex); since, until (date-/time range); limit (maximum messages to return; default is 1, unless op=all); type [message (plain+action; default), plain, action, nick, mode, join, part, quit, kick, kill, topic]; out [json, php, tab, irc, message, html]; debug (show the query and whatever else)
[03:53:51] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[03:53:54] <cmn32480> ~last nick=exec
[03:53:56] <exec> 03db connect failed:
[03:53:58] <GreatOutdoors> You should program him to change his pants before he joins the chan..
[03:54:00] <cmn32480> fek
[03:55:00] <cmn32480> dunno how
[03:55:09] <GreatOutdoors> timer delay
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[03:55:23] <exec> db's down, man
[03:55:58] <GreatOutdoors> hmm.. charter..
[03:56:07] chromie is now known as chromas
[03:56:48] <chromas> I didn't read the directions on postgresql; needs a db export/import on upgrades, so it's down
[03:56:58] <chromas> then it turns out it's got disk errors too
[03:57:11] <chromas> #smake chromas
[03:57:27] <GreatOutdoors> #fail
[03:58:13] * chromas laments the increasing irc log hole while it's down
[04:01:49] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard, I wana fite. Whare is your stinkin' bot????
[04:02:12] <charon> he went to sleep before the great restart
[04:02:28] <cmn32480> is that liek the great Depression?
[04:02:36] <cmn32480> 'cuz that's what it is causing me
[04:02:42] <charon> yes, but it did not last 10 years
[04:02:44] * cmn32480 gets all vecempt...
[04:02:54] * cmn32480 needs a #safe space
[04:03:14] * charon pats cmn32480 and says, "now now, there there"
[04:03:24] * GreatOutdoors throws cmn32480's safe space across the room
[04:03:37] * cmn32480 chases after it like a dog after a ball
[04:03:56] * GreatOutdoors tosses a ball the other way
[04:04:38] <charon> now you've gone and killed him
[04:04:52] <GreatOutdoors> aye... safe spaces make ppls weat.
[04:05:01] <GreatOutdoors> s/weat/weak/
[04:05:08] <charon> why? are they really hot?
[04:05:16] * cmn32480 refuses the chase the ball and bites GreatOutdoors
[04:05:25] <cmn32480> ~sed on
[04:05:25] * GreatOutdoors f*ck
[04:05:26] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[04:05:40] <cmn32480> ~title
[04:05:43] <cmn32480> ~title on
[04:05:44] <exec> titles already enabled for 10#Soylent
[04:05:50] <cmn32480> ~buckets-save
[04:05:50] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (77.6 kb)
[04:06:04] <GreatOutdoors> ~list
[04:06:04] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~lock ~unlock
[04:06:04] <exec> ~! ~addr ~api ~arthur ~aur ~bday ~butt ~calc ~cat ~cd ~cid ~comments ~confucius ~convert ~count ~cowsay ~deb ~define ~define-add ~define-count ~define-delete ~define-sources ~devs ~eds ~exec-issue ~execfs ~fah ~filter ~filth ~first ~forex ~fortune ~g ~g'day ~g'night ~gday ~get ~github-add ~github-del ~github-list ~gnight ~google ~grab ~header ~header-login ~help ~isup ~jisho ~last ~link ~links ~location ~log ~ls ~md ~mkdir ~moo ~nyse ~openthepodbaydoors
[04:06:04] <exec> ~perl6 ~php ~queue ~quickpoll ~quote ~rainbow ~random ~rd ~rehash-issue ~remind ~rmdir ~romajidesu ~rps ~scramble ~sed ~seen ~set ~shorten ~sizeof ~sneak ~sneak-server ~staff ~stash ~story-search ~submit ~suggest ~suggest-api ~suggest-exec ~suggest-rss ~tell ~time ~time-add ~time-del ~time-prefs ~title ~trans ~translate ~translate-sl ~uid ~unset ~unstash ~up ~vote ~weather ~weather-add ~weather-del ~weather-old ~weather-prefs ~welcome ~wget ~youtube ~yt
[04:06:15] <GreatOutdoors> ~butt
[04:06:23] <GreatOutdoors> still doesn't work...
[04:06:33] <cmn32480> ~butt GreatOutdoors
[04:06:35] * GreatOutdoors kicks exec
[04:06:37] <charon> maybe that's admin only
[04:06:54] <cmn32480> ~openthepodbaydoors
[04:06:55] <exec> I once met a lassie named Ruth
[04:06:55] <exec> In a long distance telephone booth.
[04:06:55] <exec> Now I know the perfection
[04:06:55] <exec> Of an ideal connection
[04:06:55] <exec> Even if somewhat uncouth.
[04:07:03] <DECbot> ~weather
[04:07:05] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[04:07:18] <DECbot> ~weather Chicago, IL
[04:07:19] <exec> 10Chicago, IL, USA - currently 37°F / 3°C, cloudy, wind SW at 15 mph, humidity 74% - Wednesday mostly cloudy (35°F:40°F / 2°C:4°C), Thursday cloudy (33°F:42°F / 1°C:6°C), Friday partly cloudy (29°F:40°F / -2°C:4°C), Saturday partly cloudy (31°F:37°F / -1°C:3°C)
[04:07:24] <charon> ~queue
[04:07:26] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 15 - http://sylnt.us
[04:07:46] <cmn32480> ~define hypergolic buttsauce
[04:07:47] <exec> [local] hypergolic buttsauce: what anything on a menu with over three out of five peppers will become in a few hours
[04:07:59] <charon> ~yt hobo humpin slobo babe
[04:08:18] <charon> that one's broken
[04:08:20] <GreatOutdoors> kinda glad that didnt work for you
[04:08:22] <cmn32480> ~yt no longer works
[04:08:35] <charon> it's not porn, it's a music video
[04:08:43] <GreatOutdoors> sounds like porn
[04:08:46] <cmn32480> sounds like porn
[04:08:51] * DECbot cheers in triumph!
[04:08:53] <charon> i promise you it is not
[04:08:58] <cmn32480> ninja'd
[04:08:59] <charon> have i ever lied to you?
[04:09:02] <cmn32480> eys
[04:09:05] <charon> lies
[04:09:54] <DECbot> The chromium-browser works again. Damn you ubuntu/staging! How dare you serve broken packages
[04:12:36] <charon> ~bday
[04:12:51] <GreatOutdoors> ~bidet
[04:12:53] <GreatOutdoors> :)
[04:13:14] <charon> a little different
[04:13:35] <cmn32480> ~bday charon
[04:13:42] <cmn32480> ~help ~bday
[04:14:00] <charon> ~sizeof GreatOutdoors
[04:14:08] <cmn32480> teenytiny
[04:14:11] <GreatOutdoors> ~YUGE
[04:14:37] * GreatOutdoors pulled out his Trump phrase of the day
[04:14:45] <charon> promise?
[04:14:54] <exec> stop fucking around FNG
[04:15:07] <charon> witchcraft!
[04:15:15] <GreatOutdoors> ~SHUSH
[04:15:20] <exec> don't you have stories to edit?
[04:15:29] * GreatOutdoors is about to go to sleep..
[04:15:40] <charon> queue's full til december 13th
[04:15:46] <cmn32480> ~buzzkill
[04:15:47] <exec> .kick TheMightyBuzzard
[04:15:55] * GreatOutdoors signed up for this as an occasional editor... few stories a week kinda guy
[04:16:10] <cmn32480> .me facepalms
[04:16:50] * GreatOutdoors is very busy... and kinda lazy at the end of the day
[04:17:32] <cmn32480> 10-4
[04:17:34] <DECbot> wait wait... your nick is 'GreatOutdoors' and you have condem^h^h^h^h^h^h volunteered to spend your weekends on some internet forum?
[04:17:58] <cmn32480> lol
[04:18:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nitrogen in Ancient Rocks a Sign of Early Life - http://sylnt.us - blooming-clever
[04:18:04] <GreatOutdoors> I think you hiccup'ed a few extra bits in the middle there.
[04:18:23] <DECbot> backspace isn't what it used to be
[04:18:50] <charon> the mark a true old school nerd. faking the terminal spit-up from using backspace
[04:19:30] <DECbot> I actually had that happen to me this year
[04:19:42] <cmn32480> you kids today prolly don't know waht a text interface even is!
[04:19:44] <DECbot> running VIM in cygwin
[04:20:55] <charon> you'd think after 30 years they's finally allow backspace to work, eh?
[04:21:04] <GreatOutdoors> I do :) been ages since I used one though.
[04:21:25] <DECbot> yes, we can tell
[04:21:51] <GreatOutdoors> Interesting note: I work on medical devices.. and our new IV pumps run on 8051's...
[04:22:15] <GreatOutdoors> old school tech on new stuff.
[04:22:25] <DECbot> neat
[04:22:39] * cmn32480 buys himself the Lego Millenium Falcon for Christmas
[04:23:10] <DECbot> i would have guessed something like a 555, but hey, the 8051 must be cheap
[04:23:17] <GreatOutdoors> I bought my nephew a 1000 piece jet... gonna be fu helping him put it together.
[04:23:36] <GreatOutdoors> 555 isn't a preocessor.
[04:23:49] <GreatOutdoors> just a timer chip
[04:24:15] <DECbot> yeah, I never conceived a IP pump to be sophisticated enough to require a processor
[04:24:26] <charon> my kids are not into lego anymore. i feel a bit melancholy about that
[04:25:05] <GreatOutdoors> These new ones have WIFI (for monthy updates), along with ethernet ports for software patches, etc..
[04:25:06] <DECbot> Now you have me curious, I've got to check out what the processor is in our welder
[04:26:18] <cmn32480> the MF is 1300+ pieces
[04:27:13] <GreatOutdoors> What welder?
[04:27:22] <DECbot> Fronius
[04:27:33] <cmn32480> the one that joins pieces of metal together.... sheesh
[04:27:48] <DECbot> I know the touch screen has some sort of ARM SoC with 8GB of NAND flash
[04:28:01] <DECbot> but the actual waveform caluclation is done on another board
[04:28:19] <GreatOutdoors> cool..
[04:28:38] <DECbot> yeah... you thing it would be a simple inverter and transformer, but nope
[04:28:39] <GreatOutdoors> I just have a plain Lincoln Flux core
[04:28:46] <charon> cmn32480: psssh, that's nothing compared to Lego Orthanc
[04:29:33] <DECbot> Meaning it only does flux core wire?
[04:30:12] <GreatOutdoors> yeah. I can mod it for MIG, but haven't done it yet as I have to solder and cut a hole for the tubing, etc..
[04:30:40] <DECbot> hmm... odd. I guess that would work for shipyards and home hobbist
[04:30:58] <GreatOutdoors> yep
[04:31:24] * cmn32480 wonders if that woudl work to weld shut a guy in his office's ass crack
[04:31:49] <GreatOutdoors> http://www.lincolnelectric.com(LincolnElectric)
[04:31:51] <DECbot> i'd do it if you have the time. Fluxcore wire is expensive and limits you with what you can do.
[04:31:56] <exec> └─ 13Weld-Pak® 125HD Welder
[04:32:34] <GreatOutdoors> It's fine for home use - I don't weld all that much
[04:32:54] <GreatOutdoors> Plus I would have to buy a cylinder, etc..
[04:33:02] <DECbot> yep
[04:33:20] <GreatOutdoors> my single car garage is 88% full of tools already...
[04:33:20] <DECbot> This is what I get to work with the most: http://www.tps-i.com
[04:33:23] <exec> └─ 13Fronius
[04:33:59] <GreatOutdoors> cool
[04:34:02] <DECbot> do you happen to have 3-phase in the garage?
[04:34:02] <GreatOutdoors> you program it?
[04:34:12] <DECbot> I'm on the techsupport end
[04:34:39] <GreatOutdoors> nope. Common power for home is 120/240v 1ph.
[04:34:55] <DECbot> I work more inside the welder and getting it to communicate with the robots than I do actually tuning the arc
[04:35:29] <DECbot> ah... you might find this one neat...
[04:35:37] <GreatOutdoors> seems like it would be a simple on/off, feed speed and temp control
[04:35:59] <GreatOutdoors> set as a ratio of the overal movement speed of the robot
[04:36:45] <DECbot> http://www.fronius.com (i think this link is good.. .google is going slow)
[04:36:49] <exec> └─ 13Fronius International GmbH - Products - Arc welding
[04:37:19] <GreatOutdoors> batt op? cool.
[04:37:36] <DECbot> It should be easy, but we support discrete I/O, devicenet, ethernet/ip, profinet, profibus, modbus/UDP, modbus/TCP... and more
[04:37:50] <GreatOutdoors> aha
[04:38:20] <DECbot> yep, and it's a nice steady arc too
[04:38:32] <GreatOutdoors> I used to design control systems for power substations. I know what you are saying about having to connect to everything..
[04:39:26] <GreatOutdoors> I wish I would have kept some pictures of my design work.. I did some really awesome engineering there that I am proud of, but have no picture evidence.. only some schematics.
[04:39:33] <DECbot> battery time depends on the amps/volts/resistance but its enough to get a job done
[04:40:03] <GreatOutdoors> It's likely not in my price range, lol
[04:40:30] <DECbot> yeah, i hear that a lot
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[04:41:50] <DECbot> lets see if I can google a price...
[04:42:17] <GreatOutdoors> I suppose I could just hook up a car battery in an emergency... Sure does weld wrenches in no time..
[04:42:19] <DECbot> around $3,500 US depnding on your options and distributer.
[04:42:59] <GreatOutdoors> I got mine for $300..
[04:43:09] <DECbot> nice
[04:43:45] <DECbot> we keep telling corporate the price of the single phase machines here in the US, I don't think they believe us.
[04:44:25] <DECbot> we're geared more for the industral market anyway
[04:44:36] <GreatOutdoors> They will never sell here if they don't compete on price a little, even if they do have awesome stuff.
[04:45:22] <DECbot> on the 3-phase industrial machines, we are closer on price and have better performance and more capability.
[04:45:36] <GreatOutdoors> thats good.
[04:45:55] <GreatOutdoors> I assume you have a lot in auto mfg plants?
[04:46:15] <DECbot> there's not many cars produced without a Fronius weld on it somewhere
[04:46:35] <DECbot> more so with the european cars
[04:54:05] <GreatOutdoors> Well, been good chatting. I'm off to bed.
[04:54:20] <cmn32480> ~gngiht GreatOutdoors
[04:54:24] <DECbot> gnight
[04:54:30] <charon> night GreatOutdoors
[04:54:30] <cmn32480> ~gnight GreatOutdoors
[04:54:31] * exec hideously coalesces a safespace of humility with GreatOutdoors
[04:54:41] <cmn32480> I'ma get my ass in the sack too
[04:54:47] <cmn32480> ~gngiht DECbot
[04:54:51] <cmn32480> ~gnight charon
[04:54:53] * exec single-candidly stuffs a printout of glass into charon
[04:54:54] <charon> ~gnight cmn32480
[04:54:58] * exec homogeneously hallucinates a singularity of orphaned inodes with cmn32480
[04:54:59] <DECbot> ~gnight cmn32480
[04:55:02] * exec cohesively passes a 400TB/s DDoS of stock options to cmn32480
[04:55:19] <cmn32480> ~gnight DECbot
[04:55:21] * exec derisively ships a socket of discouragement with DECbot
[04:55:30] <cmn32480> stock options!
[04:55:43] * cmn32480 does the happy dance
[04:55:58] <DECbot> a whole DDoS of them
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[11:30:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell? did we reboot bery?
[11:30:53] <chromas> just the tip
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[11:31:15] <chromas> ircd needed reboot due to previous upgrades apparently
[11:31:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg
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[11:32:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[11:32:00] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[11:32:09] <jasassin> #fitectl scoreboard
[11:32:09] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[11:32:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[11:32:21] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:32:43] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:32:44] * exec abrasively scissors a DD cup of windows nt for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:32:48] <jasassin> #fite bender
[11:32:48] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
[11:33:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:33:11] * exec allegedly rubs a singularity of 🕷 on cmn32480
[11:33:14] <jasassin> #fite bender
[11:33:15] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
[11:33:30] <jasassin> cool charachter
[11:33:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, be a minute, killing cmn32480
[11:33:33] <jasassin> extremely cool
[11:33:48] <cmn32480> :-)
[11:33:56] <jasassin> 🕷
[11:34:02] <jasassin> wow....
[11:34:14] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:34:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i won that one. even winders nt ain't as nasty as spiders
[11:34:26] <jasassin> #fite bender
[11:34:26] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see bender
[11:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> case sensitive
[11:35:04] <jasassin> #fite Bender
[11:35:04] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:35:10] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[11:35:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite FatPhil
[11:35:32] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:36:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should make MrPlow hold off on updating the scoreboard until the fite's over
[11:36:55] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[11:37:22] <jasassin> #fite stderr
[11:37:22] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:37:37] <MrPlow> #fite stderr falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[11:38:08] <cmn32480> buzzard - you get that balcklist working?
[11:38:16] <stderr> #not-fite jasassin
[11:38:21] <stderr> #not-fite MrPlow
[11:38:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, been working on a new distro. gonna be a day or two.
[11:38:45] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - please blacklist stderr manually
[11:38:56] <stderr> Yes, please!
[11:39:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i gotta rebuild the bot to do that. sigh
[11:39:26] <cmn32480> priorities buzz... priorities
[11:39:41] <stderr> Maybe just keep it in another channel?
[11:40:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, yer blacklisted now. people doing a #fite on you will still ping you though cause they said your name
[11:40:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> or rather you will be blacklisted soon as it's done building and bounced
[11:41:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[11:41:01] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[11:41:11] <jasassin> #fite Mayonaise
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[11:41:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite stderr
[11:41:28] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[11:42:11] <jasassin> #fite Mayonaise
[11:42:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:42:18] <MrPlow> #fite Mayonaise falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[11:42:59] <cmn32480> I'm out.. see you tomorrow... 'cuz by the time I get home tonight... zzzzzzz
[11:43:06] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[11:43:07] * exec half-heartedly cropdusts a beaker of reticulated splines over #soylent
[11:43:08] <jasassin> cya
[11:43:41] <jasassin> its that nicotine++ time
[11:47:55] <jasassin> while i do not know what a reticulated spline is, there is trepidation to google it because it does not sound amorous
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[11:53:21] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 3°C/38°F, 5:53 am GMT-6, Thursday, 1 December 2016
[11:55:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Runaway1956
[11:55:22] * MrPlow smakes Runaway1956 upside the head with a flying butt pliers
[11:56:56] <jasassin> captains log floating in the toilet, and now i just ordered number one to go take a number two
[11:58:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, one kernel rebuild and a couple of reboots later i've got the amdgpu driver working
[11:59:47] <jasassin> is that the proprietary blob?
[11:59:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm. calculate having a binary overlay is nice. that they haven't had any news in the past year isn't so much.
[12:00:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, no. new oss driver to replace the radeon driver for newer cards.
[12:01:02] <jasassin> hmmm im using an hd3450 with stock fedora 25 would that make any difference?
[12:01:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, too old
[12:01:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> has to use sea/southern islands chip at least.
[12:02:06] <jasassin> interesting, but i've always found video cards and their drivers to be a pita
[12:02:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[12:03:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, time for more coffee n nicotine
[12:03:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:03:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3059
[12:03:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:03:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:03:04] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 230
[12:03:12] <jasassin> bah just smoked
[12:04:03] <jasassin> i can't sleep anyway i'd hate caffeine
[12:04:27] <jasassin> i think my brain is broked
[12:08:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> mine too. But I'm not a nicotine addict like some people here.
[12:09:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> In fact, I don't just *think* my brain is broked, I'm certain of it - my neural circuitry for recognizing faces is pretty much totally non-functional.
[12:10:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> good thing we use nicks for recognition here then
[12:10:39] <jasassin> strange
[12:10:41] <boru> Who said that.
[12:10:47] <jasassin> what do you think would cause that andy?
[12:11:26] * TheMightyBuzzard debates just going gentoo and living with updates taking long enough that there's new versions out by the time you finish compiling
[12:11:35] * boru chuckles.
[12:11:37] <jasassin> hahahha
[12:11:42] <jasassin> nice
[12:12:05] <boru> Did you try live booting FreeBSD, yet?
[12:12:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> jasassin: dunno the cause. but if you want to know what it's like, read this: http://www.slhuang.com
[12:12:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, it's a genetic thing. some folks just don't have visual memory and thus can't recognize faces.
[12:12:19] <jasassin> burn out your cpu, power supply, and increase your power bill all at the same time
[12:12:21] <exec> └─ 13Prosopagnosia: A Tale of Someone with Face Blindness | SL Huang
[12:12:28] <jasassin> hmmmmmm
[12:12:32] <jasassin> strange
[12:12:45] <jasassin> i have not heard of this phenomenon before
[12:12:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, nah, that'll be going on my laptop
[12:13:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, we've run at least one story on it
[12:13:05] <chromas> we should start up a new distributed computing project
[12:13:06] <boru> Aye, I thought that's what we were talking about yesterday.
[12:13:08] <chromas> gento@home
[12:13:17] <chromas> s/(o)/\1\1/
[12:13:28] <boru> make CC=distcc
[12:13:31] <boru> Done.
[12:13:44] <jasassin> perhaps i did not vist the page on that day or perhaps even that week, and therefore i am ignorant of it
[12:13:46] <boru> Gentoo Urinating Unicorn Compiler Remix.
[12:14:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> you mean you don't read every article? unpossible!
[12:15:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, think i'll start on gentoo after the trash runs. punk tunes montage until then.
[12:15:38] <boru> Why not slack, instead of gentoo?
[12:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt roots radical
[12:15:41] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:16:08] <jasassin> gentoo has no prebuilt package system?
[12:16:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly cause tarballs/dependency hell cause me butthurt nowadays
[12:16:22] <jasassin> OMFG
[12:16:25] <boru> Fair enough.
[12:16:29] <jasassin> SLACKWARE IS A GODDAMN NIGHTMARE
[12:16:48] <boru> Configure scripts generally deal with that problem for me, personally.
[12:16:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, i did try a slackware vm for moving our servers to
[12:17:01] <boru> Probably the only think autotools/autoconf is good for, imho.
[12:17:07] <jasassin> i feel ghosts of gcc whispering arcane things in my ear while i sleep
[12:17:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, they don't wait till i sleep
[12:17:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> I just use Mint. It's Linux4Plebs but it means I don't waste my time going "wait, *what* isn't installed?"
[12:17:54] <jasassin> i only compile things in my sleep... it never completes while im awake
[12:18:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> I've got fedora on my laptop and so much shit that works on Mint doesn't work on the laptop.
[12:18:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, they usually do but you're all but guaranteed to run across one bit of code that requires a very outdated library version
[12:18:25] <boru> That's what I like about ports on BSD. I don't have to worry about it.
[12:18:54] <boru> A good SAT solver, or a good dependency system and it's easy.
[12:18:56] <jasassin> do you know how many dependencies it took to compile this hexchat? i tried for a few hours until i found a magic command to compile-dep the fucker
[12:18:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, the idea is to get away from systemd, not switch to a distro with both systemd and heaping mounds of hand-holding
[12:19:42] <jasassin> lets just put it this way... with the ammount of dependencies required to compile this there is no physical way i could have accomplished it manually installing them one by one
[12:19:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> I admitted it was Linux4Plebs
[12:19:51] <boru> Yeah, that can be annoying. I like libmap.conf on BSD for that sort of thing -- I can do per-program loading of lib versions if I like. Something I wish Linux had picked up long ago.
[12:20:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> I really should learn more about how Linux internals work by going to Linux From Scratch or Gentoo or something
[12:20:26] <jasassin> the ports collection.... the most elegant way i've seen of compiling source
[12:20:29] <boru> The userland loader infrastructure on BSD is pretty slick, generally.
[12:20:38] <jasassin> 98% of what i've tried to compile has worked
[12:20:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, they can, yo. they just gotta be linked to foo.so.4.3.1 or whatever instead of foo.so
[12:20:53] <boru> Which is seriously _bad_
[12:21:07] <boru> Good way to dump core because of an ABI mismatch.
[12:21:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it's fine if you HAVE foo.so.4.3.1 now that the rest of the world is on foo.so.6.10.1
[12:21:27] <jasassin> thats why every binary on my system is compiled statically.... sure my os might be 500gigs, but its portable
[12:21:40] <boru> libmap.conf is a lot less drastic, but I'll STFU since I'm starting to sound like a fanboi.
[12:21:45] <jasassin> (that was a joke)
[12:21:55] <boru> I will convince you one day, TMB, but today is not that day.
[12:22:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> 500GB is portable enough. that's a laptop-sized hdd/ssd nowadays.
[12:22:31] <jasassin> still
[12:22:33] <jasassin> impracticacl
[12:22:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> not like you gotta stick it on floppies and carry them around in a sack
[12:23:27] <jasassin> impractical in the way that it took me two weeks to download the doctor who torrent and that only like 250gigs
[12:23:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, i'll eventually get it tried out on my laptop but i guarantee you it will not detect the onboard wireless card.
[12:24:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> or rather it'll detect but not have a driver.
[12:24:13] <boru> You'd find ought in all of 10 seconds booting a USB stick.
[12:24:40] <boru> GENERIC has all of the wifi drivers loadable, iirc.
[12:24:51] <boru> So, you'd find out one way or another.
[12:25:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly cause there ARE no drivers for that particular card that aren't windows.
[12:26:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> had to slap a usb wireless fob in it even for linux cause there are only vista+ drivers so no wpa_supplicant for it.
[12:26:06] <boru> It's like winmodems all over again.
[12:26:20] <jasassin> it'd be cool if they made a vid card that could do 1080p fullscreen all open specs 60fps
[12:26:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads, i'd forgotten about that pain.
[12:26:29] <jasassin> that would be the end of the bullshit
[12:27:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> man just get an intel chip. they can do that with oss drivers just fine.
[12:27:14] <jasassin> they'd probably sell so many of the fucking cards people would wonder if they made a mistake hiding all their "secrets"
[12:28:00] <jasassin> correct me if im wrong, but it still requires some binary blog and the underpinnings are still clandestine
[12:28:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you they don't perform for shit on gaming compared to nvidia/amd but they can do video at those specs just peachy.
[12:28:30] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[12:28:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno. possibly.
[12:29:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you left the drivers to the community though it'd take a decade to get a working driver for any chip version even with full specs and everything open
[12:30:02] <jasassin> i do not fully comprehend the situation regarding the intel video chipset. open source developers developing code for a multi billion dollar company
[12:30:05] * TheMightyBuzzard debates cleaning out the fridge
[12:30:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, intel does most of the coding. they just release the code.
[12:30:51] <jasassin> that does make more sense than what i was contemplating
[12:31:06] <boru> The real horror these days are the discrete GPUs and modeswitching.
[12:31:16] <boru> That's a pain to configure.
[12:31:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp
[12:31:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> kms is a pos as currently configured
[12:31:46] <boru> Especially with crippled BIOS that you end up binary patching to switch off the discrete GPU etc.
[12:32:56] <jasassin> hmmmmmm
[12:33:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell, it's a pita just to get a widescreen console. half the fookers only report 4:3 resolutions as far as kms is concerned.
[12:33:33] <jasassin> even in a text interface the kms is causing problems?
[12:33:44] <jasassin> is maybe should have been are
[12:33:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> and if you want a 16:9 console beside a 4:3 console there's crying in your future
[12:34:02] <boru> Ugh, don't get me started. vt(4) in 11.0-RELEASE is an abomination.
[12:34:08] <boru> I just want text!
[12:34:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp. vga=ask ftw
[12:34:44] <boru> You try to switch TTY and it has to switch driver to drop out of X to the console fb.
[12:34:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[12:35:13] <jasassin> ahhhh i see
[12:35:14] <boru> So you get *key press* *wait* *tty*
[12:35:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> amdgpu is doing surprisingly well at that right now
[12:35:51] <boru> I really wish they'd roll back, though you can set it back to vga in boot.conf, at least.
[12:36:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you the 4:3 screen is all tall n shit but the 16:9 one is the right resolution
[12:36:08] <jasassin> while just attempting to switch to a console
[12:36:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> so i can't complain today at least
[12:36:21] <jasassin> the system rejected the attempt and brought me immediately back to x
[12:36:26] <jasassin> or wayland
[12:36:27] <boru> Can you change font?
[12:36:29] <jasassin> whatever
[12:36:38] <boru> If you can't change the AR, that is.
[12:36:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, why would you want to change fonts on the console?
[12:36:56] <boru> Because of the AR, to make it more readable.
[12:37:05] <chromas> why run two screens on the console?
[12:37:09] <jasassin> yes tmb there are many reasons
[12:37:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, it looks fine on the 16:9 and that's the bigger monitor
[12:37:18] <boru> Ah, okay, got it now.
[12:37:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> so i just don't look at the 4:3 for console work
[12:37:45] <boru> I do that with three!
[12:38:08] <boru> Vertical monitor for programming, one for debug, one for dox.
[12:38:10] <jasassin> after attemping to switch to a different tty
[12:38:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i would but i don't have room on my tea cart for another monitor
[12:38:31] <jasassin> i have found it was just my ignorance at the tty the current x (or wayland) session was running on
[12:38:44] <jasassin> it has been switched to from 7 or 8 to 1
[12:38:46] <jasassin> strange
[12:38:50] <jasassin> but logical
[12:38:51] <boru> Get some of those monitor stands with the arms.
[12:39:00] <boru> I've reclaimed ~30% of desk space with them.
[12:39:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i don't bother with a desk. keyboard in my lap, mouse on an end table, computer/monitors on the tea cart
[12:39:29] <boru> You might need stablisers on the tea cart, though.
[12:39:43] <jasassin> motion dampeners
[12:39:54] <jasassin> warp engines
[12:40:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean i could just mount the monitors to the wall i suppose but i don't wanna cause right now i can move my computer by yoinking the power cord and wheeling it anywhere i like.
[12:41:00] <jasassin> do you frequently do that?
[12:41:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> once in a while, yeah
[12:41:07] <boru> Answering emails on the crapper, like a 21st century business man.
[12:41:50] <jasassin> yes i have often unplugged my pc and monitor haulted them into the bathroom, hooked them up and received and sent communique while defecating
[12:42:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mostly just don't answer emails. nobody ever says anything worth replying to very often.
[12:42:32] <jasassin> as a matter of fact i am defecating right now
[12:42:46] * chromas refecates jasassin
[12:44:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i should clean out the fridge but i really, really don't wanna.
[12:44:22] <jasassin> oh just get it over with
[12:44:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's some stuff in there that looks like tribbles
[12:44:49] <jasassin> wtf bro?
[12:44:53] <jasassin> chinese food from 1997?
[12:45:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> kinda afraid i'll catch the black plague or something if i open the containers
[12:45:23] <jasassin> just get a lift roll it out and put on the stoop and get a new one
[12:45:36] <jasassin> make sure to put a hazmat sticker on the frount
[12:45:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'll prolly just throw the containers out still sealed. they ain't THAT expensive.
[12:46:42] <jasassin> well if i saw a fridge on the curb that said free working fridge and a huge hazmat symbol plastered on it, i'd have to pass
[12:49:50] <jasassin> the black plague might have been carried by rats, but it originated in TheMightyBuzzards refrigerator
[12:50:32] <jasassin> well, fleas on the rats if you want to get technical
[12:51:12] <jasassin> please dont tell me you own a cat
[12:52:01] <jasassin> i've never owned a cat but i heard stories... sometimes they bring dead or half living things into the house somehow
[12:52:45] <chromas> "I hunted this bird for you. Are you proud?"
[12:53:04] <jasassin> my brother told me a friend of his.... he woke up in the morning and the cat was standing with a dead bird in its mouth right on his bed looking at him
[12:53:23] <jasassin> i just started laughing
[12:53:42] <jasassin> gross, but i understand
[12:54:44] <jasassin> then one time he came home from work and the cat had somehow got a fully functional rabbit into the house
[12:54:50] <jasassin> and the cat was tormenting it
[12:55:00] <jasassin> looked at him and would torment the cat some more
[12:55:05] <jasassin> fucked up shit
[12:55:13] <jasassin> rabbit
[12:55:18] <jasassin> whatever you get the gist of it
[12:55:55] <jasassin> has anyone here tried repairing a set of headphones?
[12:56:00] <jasassin> those little tiny wires?
[12:56:12] <jasassin> you know how headphones always break at the same points
[12:56:17] <chromas> with the paint for insulation
[12:56:24] <jasassin> yes!
[12:56:26] <jasassin> WTF
[12:56:53] <jasassin> i need to solder up my own connections and make like 10 of those that plug in and out with just enough tension to not fall out
[12:57:01] <jasassin> and wire big enough to take a good yank
[12:57:18] <jasassin> could they make the wire any smaller on these peices of shit nowadays?
[12:57:25] <chromas> no
[12:57:32] <chromas> if they could, they would
[12:57:33] <jasassin> remember back in the 70'd the fucking wire was about 1/4 inch thick
[12:57:36] <chromas> gotta save dem shekels
[12:57:41] <jasassin> yeah
[12:57:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:57:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:57:55] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 231
[12:57:56] <jasassin> plus if they made them like that nobody would ever have to buy another pair
[12:58:10] <chromas> get some studio phones and an adapter
[12:58:23] <jasassin> thats about it
[12:59:46] <jasassin> yeah chromas they got these beats by dre... and look at the shit
[12:59:58] <jasassin> its the same shitty tiny wire thats gonna bust in like 2 months
[12:59:59] <jasassin> what a joke
[13:00:26] <jasassin> beats by dre for 300 bucks i think they can afford some monster cable
[13:00:28] <jasassin> lol
[13:00:30] <chromas> yeah but dre be rollin' in dough tho
[13:00:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> beats by dre are hardly what I'd call "studio headphones"
[13:00:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> they're fashion bullshit
[13:00:40] <jasassin> no i am just making a joke
[13:00:49] <jasassin> jeeez
[13:01:02] <jasassin> for the price they should fuck me and make me breakfast in the morning
[13:01:36] <chromas> they fuck you in the cashhole
[13:01:54] * jasassin cackles at chromas
[13:02:29] <jasassin> troodat
[13:04:49] <jasassin> well not me i dont own them never will
[13:04:59] <jasassin> i do not own an apple anything, never will
[13:05:08] <jasassin> not because i care about politics
[13:05:25] <jasassin> its because i can find something capable of the same functions at a fraction of the price
[13:07:00] <jasassin> not to mention they solder not only the ram and the cpu but the fucking hard drive directly to the mobo
[13:07:04] <jasassin> that is some fisher price shit
[13:07:46] <chromas> but think of all those millimeters they save
[13:08:01] <jasassin> its so fucked up
[13:08:33] <jasassin> reminds me of this cpu fan i bought off ebay for my assus laptop
[13:08:46] <jasassin> the fucking 4pin connector was about half an inch long!?!?!?!
[13:08:47] <jasassin> wtf?
[13:09:06] <jasassin> i had to chop the leads off the old one and chop the end off the new one and solder them together so it would reach
[13:09:30] <jasassin> rinky dink bullshit for 2 inches of copper wire
[13:11:12] <jasassin> if the fan dies again im going to order a new one and one of those 12" 4pin extensions see if i can weave it around in there and slap it back together
[13:11:28] <jasassin> take dat
[13:11:54] <jasassin> i would buy the exact same fan, but they all have the same part number
[13:13:31] <jasassin> i could not find a 4pin cpu fan extension cable shorter than 12"
[13:16:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Frozen Banana Republic - http://sylnt.us - there's-always-money-in-the-banana-stand
[13:20:39] <jasassin> #fite takyon
[13:20:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:20:42] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at takyon's feet.
[13:23:10] <FatPhil> AndyTheAbsurd: the thing I liked most about the Apple buyout of the Beats brand was that a respected audio mag did some quality tests on all the big brand "quality" >$100 cans, and the Dre ones came in clearly in the "bad-to-shit" zone. The image of Apple being obsessed with quality is now hilariously wrong.
[13:24:04] <FatPhil> not that I have any schadenfreud. I got my free computer off them. (In return for not saying anything negative about them, amongst other things)
[13:24:27] <FatPhil> #fite MrPlow
[13:24:27] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:24:32] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:24:35] <FatPhil> #fite mechanicjay
[13:24:35] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:24:38] <MrPlow> #fite mechanicjay falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:24:40] <FatPhil> #fite mngrif
[13:24:40] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:24:50] <MrPlow> #fite mngrif falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:24:51] <FatPhil> #fite Mayonaise
[13:24:51] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:24:51] <MrPlow> #fite Mayonaise's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[13:24:58] <FatPhil> #fite mythterj
[13:24:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:25:13] <MrPlow> #fite mythterj falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:25:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> I think the idea that Apple being "obsessed with quality" went out the window when iPhone phone protectors with big gaps in them that allowed the Apple logo to show through first came out.
[13:25:35] <FatPhil> #fite n1_
[13:25:35] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:25:41] <MrPlow> #fite n1_ falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:26:13] <FatPhil> they've always been obsessed primarily with branding, but quality has been one of their selling points.
[13:26:27] <jasassin> whatever happened to those flexible screens they were supposed to have?
[13:26:30] <jasassin> shit that doesn't break
[13:26:34] <FatPhil> #fite Popeidol
[13:26:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:26:36] <jasassin> never heard about that again
[13:26:40] <FatPhil> #fite paulej72
[13:26:40] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
[13:26:56] <FatPhil> samsung patent?
[13:26:58] <MrPlow> #fite Popeidol falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:27:06] <FatPhil> #fite paulej72
[13:27:06] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:27:12] <MrPlow> #fite paulej72 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:27:17] <FatPhil> #fite Pigeonburger
[13:27:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:27:19] <MrPlow> #fite Pigeonburger falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:27:29] <FatPhil> #fite Runaway1956
[13:27:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:27:40] <MrPlow> #fite Runaway1956 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:27:46] <FatPhil> #fite Regurgitator
[13:27:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:28:08] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:28:16] <Popeidol> WHO IS FIGHTING ME
[13:28:18] <FatPhil> #fite stderr
[13:28:18] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[13:28:21] <FatPhil> #fite SoyGuest97245
[13:28:21] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:28:25] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest97245 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:28:30] <FatPhil> #fite saxdm
[13:28:30] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:28:35] <MrPlow> #fite saxdm falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:29:03] <FatPhil> #fite SoyGuest71088
[13:29:03] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:29:18] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest71088 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:29:30] <FatPhil> Popeidol: I'm fighting everuone beginning with m, n, o, p, q, r, s, ...
[13:29:39] <FatPhil> #fite SoyGuest74814
[13:29:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:29:43] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest74814 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:30:01] <Popeidol> well, I feel less victimized now that I know there's a system behind it
[13:30:19] <FatPhil> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[13:30:19] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:30:20] <jasassin> chromas, now is the time to #fite fatphil
[13:30:27] <jasassin> too late
[13:30:35] <MrPlow> #fite FatPhil falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[13:34:28] <jasassin> i fail to see the logic in fighting someone you know will defeat you
[13:35:22] <jasassin> you only had 12 hit points
[13:35:25] <jasassin> tmb had 180
[13:35:47] <chromas> it's the principle
[13:38:32] Bytam|away is now known as Bytram
[13:45:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, deciding who gets a level from defeating you rather than just giving it to a random schmoe
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[13:48:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[13:48:05] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:48:59] <Bytram> there was a suggestion a while ago that a #fite should only be able to be instituted against those who had previous started a #fite on their own... IOW: only willing participants, cuts down on unnecessary/unwanted nick pinging
[13:49:05] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:49:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3060
[13:49:11] <Bytram> !uid
[13:49:11] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6421, owned by Weasley
[13:49:29] <Bytram> wasn't that someone on some star trek show? ;)
[13:49:33] <chromas> pings make us into men
[13:49:37] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[13:49:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite swiss
[13:49:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:50:01] <chromas> weasley was a different franchise
[13:50:12] <MrPlow> #fite swiss falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[13:50:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[13:50:15] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:50:17] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[13:50:23] <chromas> you bastid
[13:50:28] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[13:50:33] <chromas> well I'll just kill you in your sleep later
[13:50:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> no zergling rush for you this time
[13:51:21] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:51:22] * exec abrasively integrates an xml representation of unicorns with TheMightyBuzzard
[13:51:27] <Bytram> ~gday chromas
[13:51:28] * exec prematurely crams a mouthful of broken promises into chromas
[13:51:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, that's not technically possible. the first person could never fite anyone.
[13:51:34] <chromas> ~g'day Bytram
[13:51:35] * exec emphatically allocates a truckload of dollar-store ice cream for Bytram
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[13:51:46] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v n1] by Aphrodite
[13:51:48] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 26°C/78°F, 10:51 am GMT-3, Thursday, 1 December 2016
[13:51:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd have to seed it with some nicks that were fiteable
[13:52:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[13:52:02] * exec irresponsibly instantiates a raid 10 volume of undefined behavior for Bytram
[13:52:06] <chromas> ~fitectl enable
[13:52:11] <Bytram> chromas++
[13:52:11] <Bender> karma - chromas: 184
[13:52:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think we both lost that one
[13:52:14] <chromas> or somethin'
[13:52:16] <Bytram> nodnod
[13:52:34] <Bytram> chromas: I think you nailed it with that suggestion -- I was thinking abouyt something along the same lines
[13:52:44] <chromas> well I got the broken promises. I think I made out like a politician on that one
[13:52:47] * Bytram but cound not think of a good arg for it
[13:53:03] <Bytram> #weather TheMightyBuzzard
[13:53:03] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High 51F. Winds W at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Sunny, along with a few afternoon clouds. High 57F. Winds light and variable.
[13:53:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't stop pings of people trying to fite you
[13:53:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bytram
[13:53:38] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[13:53:40] <Bytram> true...
[13:53:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, still pinged
[13:53:55] <Bytram> #fite list-oponents
[13:53:55] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see list-oponents
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[13:55:19] * TheMightyBuzzard looks around but doesn't see a cigarette
[13:55:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should remedy that
[13:55:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:55:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:55:27] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 232
[14:02:30] <FatPhil> fags--
[14:02:30] <Bender> karma - fags: -1
[14:03:08] <chromas> faggotry++
[14:03:08] <Bender> karma - faggotry: 1
[14:12:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> smoking--
[14:12:05] <Bender> karma - smoking: -18
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[14:26:11] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 11°C/52°F, 3:26 pm GMT+1, Thursday, 1 December 2016
[14:36:21] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[14:36:23] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 32°F, snow, wind E at 11 mph, humidity 96% - Thursday snow (29°F:33°F), Friday snow showers (26°F:33°F), Saturday cloudy (19°F:31°F), Sunday partly cloudy (6°F:23°F)
[14:36:25] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[14:36:26] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 47°F, cloudy, wind NW at 14 mph, humidity 92% - Thursday scattered showers (36°F:54°F), Friday mostly sunny (33°F:47°F), Saturday mostly sunny (27°F:41°F), Sunday sunny (24°F:38°F)
[14:36:31] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[14:36:32] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 50°F, sunny, wind W at 13 mph, humidity 83% - Thursday partly cloudy (38°F:56°F), Friday mostly sunny (36°F:49°F), Saturday mostly sunny (31°F:44°F), Sunday sunny (29°F:41°F)
[14:50:01] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: What do you smoke anyways?
[14:51:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell? my clock got changed
[14:51:28] <Subsentient> AndyTheAbsurd: http://i.imgur.com
[14:54:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, just ordinary, un-fucked-with tobacco
[14:54:11] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Brand?
[14:54:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> southern steel currently
[14:54:55] <Subsentient> ahh. I like Buoy Natural for regular, and American Spirit turquoise for pre-fab.
[14:55:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't do pre-fab unless i'm good n drunk or otherwise can't be arsed to roll one
[14:55:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[14:55:35] <MrPlow> today: sunny. high 51f. winds w at 10 to 15 mph. tomorrow: sunny, along with a few afternoon clouds. high 57f. winds light and variable.
[14:55:42] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You're a man and don't use filters right?
[14:55:47] <jasassin> huh
[14:55:51] <jasassin> wtf
[14:55:56] <jasassin> no no and no
[14:55:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. i don't do the tubes thing.
[14:56:02] <jasassin> roll your own yes
[14:56:09] <jasassin> filters yes
[14:56:11] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Good. I hate filters. I rip em off my american spirits.
[14:56:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Than 1 Million Google Accounts Breached by Gooligan Malware - http://sylnt.us - droids-they-are-looking-for
[14:56:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> rollin papers and 10s = cigarette.
[14:56:35] <jasassin> i have to have a filter
[14:56:41] <jasassin> or i die the next day
[14:56:45] <Subsentient> jasassin: That's because you're a wimp. :^P
[14:56:51] <jasassin> perhaps
[14:57:08] <Subsentient> I hate filters so much. They strip some of the flavor and make it harder to drag.
[14:57:10] <jasassin> i do find a filtered cigarette to but much smoothers
[14:57:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, you just don't take enormous drags off nonfilters. same as you don't shotgun whiskey.
[14:57:29] * Subsentient takes massive drags off non-filters
[14:57:48] <Subsentient> I'm one of those people who can smoke a whole footlong cigar in one sitting. :^D
[14:57:52] <jasassin> either way i find myself overwhelmed by the amount of tar
[14:57:58] <Subsentient> <3 tar
[14:58:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> though i did see a guy try to straw a bottle of whiskey once. it was funny.
[14:58:06] <jasassin> i was thinking you were gonna say one drag
[14:58:19] <jasassin> puff that whole cuban cigar down in one drag
[14:58:49] <jasassin> i prefer marijuana
[14:58:55] <jasassin> unfiltered
[14:58:58] <jasassin> (duh?)
[14:59:01] <Subsentient> No, I actually do smoke the whole thing at once, and I never, ever use filters. I actually had people tell me turquoise American Spirit is too harsh, and I rip off the filter. :^D
[14:59:12] <jasassin> is there anyone on the planet that smokes marijuana through a filter (besides a bong)
[14:59:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> he managed like 9-10 shots worth then down came the bottle and up came the whiskey
[14:59:35] <jasassin> hahahahahahha
[15:00:13] * Subsentient vomits down jasassin's throat
[15:00:19] <jasassin> yuck
[15:00:23] <Subsentient> Flavor
[15:00:35] <jasassin> that would take you and and a small army to make happen
[15:00:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> me and pot do not go together. makes you stupid and tastes like ass. booze at least tastes good.
[15:01:14] <jasassin> tastes like a skunks ass and makes me feel like it fills a hole that was in in my soul
[15:01:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh, that'd be why then. i don't have a soul.
[15:01:47] <Subsentient> My soul is made of peanut butter.
[15:01:52] <jasassin> no wonder i was unable to swallow your soul earlier
[15:02:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, your soul is made of fully digested peanut butter
[15:02:19] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: lol
[15:02:29] <Subsentient> Fudge ripple splatters
[15:02:34] <Subsentient> More like nutella then
[15:02:44] <jasassin> ick
[15:02:48] <jasassin> my mom bought a jar of that
[15:02:55] <jasassin> she said she tried it and didn't like it
[15:02:59] <jasassin> she can eat almost anything
[15:03:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell? nutella is da bomb.
[15:03:07] <jasassin> she gave it to my sister and her kids ate it
[15:03:12] <jasassin> i looked at it
[15:03:17] <jasassin> and i shuddered
[15:03:28] <jasassin> literally
[15:03:33] * Subsentient vomits half-digested nutella down jasassin's throat
[15:04:22] * jasassin vomits the pre-vomited half-digested nutella back down Subsentients throat
[15:04:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, we're running the petticoat rebellion story? we must be wicked low on stories. it's been in the hold queue forever.
[15:04:55] * Subsentient vomits the re-vomited pre-vomited half-digested nutella up jasassin's asshole
[15:05:19] <jasassin> omg this vomit shit could go on forever
[15:05:25] <Subsentient> Damn straight
[15:05:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> Subsentient: I'd never give up sex or rich food, though.
[15:05:56] <Subsentient> AndyTheAbsurd: Well I don't drink. ^^
[15:06:11] <jasassin> i'd give it all up if i could go one vs one in a steel cage match vs hillary
[15:06:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't drink much either...but I tend to drink excessively when I do.
[15:06:29] <jasassin> i'd stop smoking
[15:06:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, this explains so much
[15:06:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you drank like a normal human you'd be slightly less weird
[15:06:59] <jasassin> if i dont have a drink in my hand at all times... i start getting wrestless
[15:07:02] <jasassin> like a caged animal
[15:07:12] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I'm not human. I'm the rat hiding under your chair. Don't look.
[15:08:34] <jasassin> for the sake of posterity i didn't shit the pre-vomited half-digested nutella back down your throat Sub
[15:08:44] <Subsentient> jasassin: How considerate
[15:08:51] <jasassin> your welcome
[15:10:45] <jasassin> your you're
[15:10:47] <jasassin> blah
[15:10:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> only rats in my house are in their cage. they're agoraphobic and won't leave it without shitting themselves.
[15:11:32] <jasassin> in soviet russia the rats catch the trap
[15:12:09] <jasassin> where do you think we're getting all these rat traps from? the rats have their own amazon store
[15:13:10] <jasassin> you should slap a hazmat sticker on it
[15:13:19] <jasassin> stick one on your front door
[15:13:49] <jasassin> maybe with some of that do not cross police tape
[15:14:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt good rats
[15:14:43] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[15:15:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, wrong one
[15:15:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt dropkick murphys good rats
[15:15:17] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[15:15:31] <jasassin> these aren't the rats we're looking for
[15:15:38] <jasassin> moving along
[15:20:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> som bitch, there's two dropkick murphys albums i ain't heard yet
[15:28:40] <jasassin> whats your favorite song?
[15:28:45] <jasassin> i mean from dropkick
[15:32:18] <jasassin> they are like hillbilly irish thugs
[15:32:30] <jasassin> i might even go so far as to say posers
[15:43:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sure, the dirty glass probably
[15:45:04] <boru> Their cover of The Rocky Road to Dublin is good. Barroom Hero and Bastards On Parade are alright, as well.
[15:45:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, that's the best version of The Rocky Road to Dublin i've heard i think
[15:46:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bastards on Parade always makes me think of EF
[15:46:45] <boru> Best version?!
[15:46:55] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[15:47:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like punk. is what it is.
[15:47:54] <boru> Fair enough.
[15:48:08] <boru> This is probably my favourite rendition: https://www.youtube.com
[15:48:09] <exec> └─ 13Makem & Clancy - The Rocky Road To Dublin - YouTube
[15:48:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. that's the first one i heard.
[15:48:52] * TheMightyBuzzard flips over to ye olde laptop for irc
[15:49:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar
[15:49:12] <boru> That one's my party piece.
[15:49:30] <boru> That and Finnegan's Wake, which they also covered, in fact.
[15:49:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> o s, that are a fine, fine song
[15:49:46] <boru> Or The Green Fields of France...which they also covered.
[15:50:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> dig me some flogging molly as well but i never seen them live
[15:51:14] <boru> I saw the Dropkick Murphys once on Paddy's Day at the end of Seachtain na Gaeilge.
[15:51:18] <boru> In Dublin, that is.
[15:51:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta laptop cause it's proper full on gentoo for the desktop time
[15:51:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> neato
[15:51:49] <Bytram> ~g tennessine
[15:51:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> saw em in OKC sometime in the winter back about 10 years ago. forget exactly when.
[15:51:51] <exec> [google] https://www.ornl.gov
[15:52:04] <Bytram> ~g element 115
[15:52:06] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[15:52:09] <boru> Good gig?
[15:52:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> not the greatest. the show was good but the crowd was meh
[15:54:28] <Bytram> #submit http://www.theatlantic.com
[15:54:29] <exec> └─ 13Four New Names Added to the Periodic Table - The Atlantic
[15:54:29] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:54:55] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:55:01] <Bytram> #submit https://www.cnet.com
[15:55:03] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:55:04] <exec> └─ 13Meet the newest elements, including Nihonium and Tennessine - CNET
[15:55:09] <boru> That website, good lord...
[15:55:24] <Bytram> what about it?
[15:55:28] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:55:34] <boru> I'd need to take a screenshot.
[15:56:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, that second submit won't work. got a delay in how fast MrPlow can submit.
[15:56:29] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: ummm, looks like both succeeded?
[15:56:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> really? odd
[15:56:43] <Bytram> I wated for the first to compete before submitting the 2nd
[15:56:53] <Bytram> nope, only one made it.
[15:57:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> no i mean there's sposed to be like a 5m delay required cause he don't have a subscription
[15:57:22] <Bytram> oh... THAT.
[15:57:33] <Bytram> umm, shouldn't he have a timer or something then?
[15:57:48] <Bytram> ~submit https://www.cnet.com
[15:57:48] <Bytram> =)
[15:57:51] <exec> └─ 13Meet the newest elements, including Nihonium and Tennessine - CNET
[15:58:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm too lazy. figure i'll just buy him a sub later
[15:58:21] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[15:58:30] <boru> This is why: https://i.imgur.com
[15:58:38] <Bytram> easy peasy... MrPlow?
[15:59:03] <Bytram> ~nick 6421
[15:59:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you're gonna hand em out to sub bots, get exec too
[15:59:56] <Bytram> User "MrPlow" subscription ends 2017-01-02 UTC.
[16:00:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> he has one already?
[16:00:21] <boru> Oh, is that site subscription?
[16:00:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[16:00:28] <boru> Neat.
[16:00:29] <Bytram> User "exec" subscription ends 2017-01-03 UTC.
[16:00:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[16:00:38] <Bytram> nah, just gave it to 'em right now
[16:00:41] <boru> ~nick boru
[16:00:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh okay
[16:01:07] <boru> This Bytram bot doesn't seem to be responding to my commands.
[16:01:16] <Bytram> ROFL!
[16:01:24] <boru> ~HCF
[16:01:31] <boru> ~ABORT
[16:01:34] * boru gives up.
[16:01:38] <Bytram> !uid
[16:01:38] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6421, owned by Weasley
[16:01:45] <Bytram> hrmmm
[16:02:13] <boru> I keep forgetting about when my sub expires.
[16:02:20] <Bytram> boru: there's no user 'boru' on SN ??
[16:02:36] <boru> I'm b0ru, since the site wouldn't let me register boru, for some reason.
[16:02:41] <boru> (at least, that's what I recall)
[16:02:43] <Bytram> strange!
[16:02:47] <boru> Indeed!
[16:03:05] <Bytram> ~nick 6054
[16:03:28] <boru> On that note, the yearly sub (which I used) seems a bit pointless, given that the funding cycle is 6 months, right?
[16:03:42] <boru> In hindsight, I should've made a 6 month one, to align with that.
[16:04:07] <Bytram> money comes in via dribs and drabs, goes out periodically for hosting costs, tax prep, legal filing fees, etc.
[16:04:11] <boru> I promise to submit new and exciting stories once work stops being mental, though.
[16:04:17] <boru> Aye, makes sense.
[16:04:24] <Bytram> np
[16:05:38] <boru> Anyway, I try to use a different handle everywhere to mitigate aggregation.
[16:06:29] <Bytram> nod nod -- I'm not quite as circumspect, but I do try to spread the wealth, so to speak/write
[16:06:51] <Bytram> and... I avoid natural aggregators such as Google
[16:07:06] <Bytram> s/natural/obvious/
[16:07:07] <exec> <Bytram> and... I avoid obvious aggregators such as Google
[16:07:46] <boru> It's getting harder and harder on the web.
[16:08:05] <boru> Since practically every site uses cloudfront and google/jquery api shite.
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[16:29:07] <jasassin> #fite soyguest71088
[16:29:07] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see soyguest71088
[16:29:17] <jasassin> #fite SoyGuest71088
[16:29:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:29:21] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest71088 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[16:30:01] <jasassin> #fite SoyGuest35937
[16:30:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:30:03] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest35937 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[16:30:17] <jasassin> #fite SoyGuest73518
[16:30:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:30:32] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest73518 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[16:30:42] <jasassin> #fite SoyGuest74814
[16:30:42] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:30:53] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest74814 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[16:31:01] <jasassin> #fite SoyGuest97245
[16:31:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:31:08] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at SoyGuest97245's feet.
[16:31:20] <jasassin> curses
[16:31:24] <jasassin> foiled
[16:53:54] <FatPhil> #fite sirecote
[16:53:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:53:59] <MrPlow> #fite sirecote falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:54:13] <FatPhil> #fite SirFinkus
[16:54:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:54:36] <MrPlow> #fite SirFinkus falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:54:40] <FatPhil> #fite saxdm
[16:54:40] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:54:43] <MrPlow> #fite saxdm falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:54:54] <FatPhil> #fite swiss
[16:54:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:55:05] <swiss> noooo
[16:55:07] <swiss> i'm gon die
[16:55:11] <swiss> no stab pls
[16:55:16] <MrPlow> #fite swiss falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:55:22] <swiss> you monster
[16:55:42] <FatPhil> it was only a shitnozzle, it will wash off
[16:55:55] <swiss> nope, i'm permenantly dirtied
[16:56:06] <swiss> like the lowest caste in india, you have soiled me forever
[16:56:23] <FatPhil> #fite u
[16:56:23] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:56:31] <MrPlow> #fite u falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[16:56:47] <FatPhil> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[16:56:47] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:56:48] <MrPlow> #fite FatPhil falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[17:07:01] Bytram is now known as Bytram|fite
[17:07:07] <Bytram|fite> #fite Deucalion
[17:07:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[17:07:11] <MrPlow> #fite Deucalion falls broken at Bytram|fite's feet.
[17:08:11] <Bytram|fite> #fite MrPlow
[17:08:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[17:08:13] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at Bytram|fite's feet.
[17:08:52] <Bytram|fite> #fite Loggie
[17:08:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[17:09:12] <MrPlow> #fite Bytram|fite falls broken at Loggie's feet.
[17:09:22] <Bytram|fite> :(
[17:09:26] <Bytram|fite> /nick Bytram
[17:12:18] Bytram|fite is now known as Bytram
[17:13:09] <Bytram> #submit http://threatpost.com
[17:13:09] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[17:13:14] <Bytram> lol
[17:13:16] <Bytram> ~submit http://threatpost.com
[17:13:28] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[17:17:50] <swiss> nick hcanging is cheaping
[17:17:53] <swiss> cheating
[17:23:12] <FatPhil> didn't I see that story a couple of days ago?
[17:24:03] <FatPhil> https://soylentnews.org
[17:24:05] <exec> └─ 13Firefox Zero-Day Exploit is Being Used to Attack Tor Users - SoylentNews
[17:24:39] <jasassin> if you are running javascript code under tor
[17:24:43] <jasassin> you are fucked
[17:24:48] <FatPhil> in the head
[17:25:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'already patched
[17:25:18] <jasassin> right right i'd trust javascript
[17:25:39] <jasassin> its just a most righteous piece of code
[17:25:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> foods time. back later.
[17:25:56] <jasassin> you run javascript in tor
[17:26:03] <jasassin> you are fucked
[17:26:23] <jasassin> tor is a static based system
[17:26:31] <jasassin> should be
[17:26:37] <jasassin> non client interactive
[17:26:45] <jasassin> this should not even be possible
[17:27:06] <jasassin> and svg
[17:27:13] <jasassin> seriously
[17:27:27] <jasassin> in an anonymous browser you need the functionality of svg?
[17:27:37] <jasassin> no
[17:27:44] <jasassin> a resounding FUCK NO
[17:33:30] <Bytram> well, it *also* affects Thunderbird... and it is a bug in the underlying Firefox code, so even if you are not using Tor, your browsing acitivity is vulnerable
[17:33:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> what? I thought SVG was an image format. (Scalable Vector Graphics) If it's exploitable to break Tor secrecy, something's really fucked up.
[17:34:10] <swiss> AndyTheAbsurd: SVG includes functions on the computer
[17:34:15] <swiss> you can buffer overflow an SVG
[17:34:30] <swiss> SVG is like a super math equation on how to draw lines
[17:34:49] <Bytram> and JPEG is just a photo storage format, and Unicode is just for displaying glyphs... but each of them has language elements that can cause "problems" with bad input
[17:35:19] <Bytram> out on the web is a single unicode glyph with about 1000 suffixed chars all melded into one
[17:36:58] <jasassin> now i am confused
[17:37:27] <Bytram> here it is:
[17:37:28] <Bytram> ừ̴̵̶̷̸̡̢̧̨̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̣̤̥̦̩̪̫̬̭̮̯̰̱̲̳̹̺̻̼͇͈͉͍͎́̂̃̄̅̆̇̈̉̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̽̾̿̀́͂̓̈́͆͊͋͌̕̚ͅ͏͓͔͕͖͙͚͐͑͒͗͛ͣ͘͜͟͢͝͞͠͡
[17:37:43] <jasassin> are you attempting to confirm that viewing a maligned .jpg can allow a possible attacker to gain access to the client?
[17:37:45] <Bytram> I mis-remembered... in only about 200 chars
[17:39:01] <jasassin> and this determines my anonymous identity how?
[17:39:58] <jasassin> there is definitely a problem here
[17:40:00] <jasassin> a huge one
[17:40:07] <Bytram> just saying that something which, on the surface, appears to be just something for viewing a static item, has mnore going on under the hood than one might think. Just an anlogy to SVG, being an image viewer of sorts, could also have vulnerabilities. that is all.
[17:40:34] <swiss> jasassin: the svg sources another image iirc, and firefox + tor extension lets it make that request outside of the proxy
[17:40:48] <jasassin> interesting
[17:41:01] <swiss> like, an SVG is closer to HTML than a JPG
[17:41:16] <swiss> that's the common misunderstanding, since it's an "image format"
[17:41:27] <swiss> you can draw a picture with HTML Canvas too
[17:41:29] <jasassin> what you are describing is a unidirectional client server funtion
[17:41:38] <jasassin> correction
[17:41:44] <jasassin> bidirection client server funtion
[17:41:48] <jasassin> illogical
[17:42:39] <swiss> it makes sense, it's just about how firefox opens an SVG (or, if you download an SVG, how your system handles it)
[17:42:44] <jasassin> i will have to read the specifications and check for anomalies
[17:43:02] <takyon> I like SVG but does anyone even use it anymore?
[17:43:13] <swiss> and if firefox isn't opening an SVG and routing requests like it was a webpage (aka, using an external processor that isn't proxy aware) it could bypass shit
[17:43:27] <swiss> takyon: FBI was~
[17:44:33] <jasassin> incorrect the fbi modified the server itself to propogate information possibly outside the tor protocol
[17:45:07] <jasassin> either way
[17:45:12] <jasassin> this should not be possible
[17:45:38] <takyon> if this is fresh submit a story on it
[17:45:39] <takyon> g2g
[17:45:56] <jasassin> this is not a matter of a bug in code, this is a bug in a protocol
[17:46:09] <jasassin> this is fucked
[17:47:32] <jasassin> oh well, if you aren't using a clandestine laptop at a taco johns wifi to do your dirty work you have a problem
[17:48:42] <jasassin> even better a cellphone preprogrammed to use the wifi to send the signals at a later time
[17:49:09] <jasassin> duct tape it beside a dumpster and let it do its business
[17:49:40] <jasassin> the shit they are pulling its all avoidable
[17:49:59] <jasassin> keep your head down and do what you have to do
[17:50:34] <jasassin> im not that good at these kind of things
[17:51:01] <jasassin> but if i can do it without even googling, anyone can do it
[17:51:16] <jasassin> but the googling marks you
[17:51:19] <jasassin> so where do you start?
[17:51:20] <jasassin> :)
[17:51:59] <jasassin> im sure everyone thats ever downloaded tails is on a watchlist
[17:52:07] <swiss> takyon: not fresh
[17:52:15] <swiss> this is like 6-8 months old iirc
[17:52:17] <jasassin> i just download every new release just to fuck with em
[17:52:45] <jasassin> if everyone ran tails imagine how sweet that would be
[17:52:51] <jasassin> the onion would explode
[17:52:55] <jasassin> i wonder how well it scaled
[17:53:01] <jasassin> errr scales
[17:53:20] <swiss> so, there's a certian level of criminality that you want to allow through anon traffic
[17:53:25] <swiss> but when does it cross the line?
[17:53:29] <jasassin> never
[17:53:33] <jasassin> assassinations
[17:53:37] <jasassin> terror
[17:53:37] <swiss> child sex trafficking?
[17:53:41] <jasassin> anything
[17:54:18] <swiss> See, I draw the line a lot earlier. I want the government to be required to get a warrant to trace data and prosecute. But I also want that to be possible for the government
[17:54:34] <jasassin> i disagree
[17:54:48] <jasassin> i want there to be the possibility of an untraceable source
[17:54:55] <jasassin> true anonymity
[17:55:21] <swiss> True anonymity == anarchy in a way
[17:55:29] <jasassin> no
[17:55:43] <jasassin> there is a reason there are two different words
[17:55:55] <swiss> lack of rules or regulations?
[17:56:07] <jasassin> does not equate to anonymity
[17:56:25] <swiss> true anonymity makes rules and regulations impossible to enforce
[17:56:31] <jasassin> true
[17:57:37] <jasassin> but dare i say rules and regulations do not stop me from purchasing an assault rifle and killing a small town then driving away uncaught
[17:57:56] <swiss> but there's a chance of you getting caught
[17:58:08] <swiss> and it makes it much harder to do it uncaught if it's enforceable
[17:58:27] <jasassin> you do make good arguments i will have to consider them
[17:58:50] <swiss> the weird line for me is encryption
[17:59:02] <swiss> aka the apple FBI case
[17:59:13] <swiss> I'm on Apple's side, but my other views say that I should be on the FBI's side
[17:59:41] <jasassin> i have not heard of a case where a GPG encrypted email was ever decrypted
[17:59:52] <jasassin> has such a case existed?
[18:00:04] <swiss> not without the key, to my knowledge
[18:01:13] <jasassin> then though you could have private communique you prefer to have unknown entities review
[18:02:00] <swiss> I wish there was a perfect way that says "Only if the courts give a warrant, the stuff could be decrypted"
[18:02:00] <jasassin> what about financial transactions?
[18:02:27] <swiss> but the issue is that encryption backdoors cannot be built in a way that only the government can do it
[18:03:12] <swiss> same thing on financial transactions - Everything should be viewable if a court of law gets a warrant, but otherwise should be private. But that's incredibly hard to do.
[18:03:36] <jasassin> whos court? whos law?
[18:03:47] <swiss> US Government - I am a bit of a patriot :)
[18:04:47] <jasassin> while i admire you patriotism i find disparaging flaws in the logic of a compromised encryption scheme
[18:06:29] <jasassin> besides what or who are the us government?
[18:06:37] <jasassin> who hides behind the curtain?
[18:06:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - I Just Fired PayPal -- What is the Best Alternate Person to Person Payment System? - http://sylnt.us - define-"best"
[18:06:43] <jasassin> who knows?
[18:06:53] <jasassin> meh
[18:07:14] <jasassin> buthurtt paypal dood that is like so 1990's
[18:08:04] <jasassin> swiss honestly, i voted for trump but hillary won by popular vote
[18:08:15] <jasassin> so yes the electoral college is fucked
[18:08:20] <jasassin> im said that since i was a kid
[18:08:35] <swiss> Depends on how you view it
[18:08:57] <swiss> should the cities of LA, Seattle, SF, DC, and NY determine the policy for the rest of the country?
[18:09:29] <jasassin> you know that is nonsense
[18:09:33] <jasassin> each state has its laws
[18:09:45] <jasassin> the problem is sometimes states make laws that contradict federal law
[18:09:50] <jasassin> thats where it gets dicey
[18:10:04] <swiss> http://www-personal.umich.edu
[18:10:13] <swiss> that's the county votes in 2012
[18:10:36] <jasassin> no, its a hacked png file that wants access to my prono
[18:10:53] <swiss> additionally, remember that democratic presidents (which those cities vote for) generally put more federal regulation on states
[18:11:03] <swiss> and allow less freedom for the states
[18:11:05] <jasassin> well we'll see
[18:11:18] <jasassin> can't wait to see what the don does with colorado
[18:11:27] <jasassin> and all these states that are legalizing weed
[18:11:44] <swiss> Dunno yet
[18:11:50] <swiss> I'm not saying the EC is perfect. But the map does show what would happen if we abolished it
[18:12:12] <jasassin> i believe it
[18:13:03] <swiss> and why should those states decide to stay part of the US if their vote doesn't matter?
[18:13:30] <jasassin> infrastructure built via federally funded money
[18:14:44] <jasassin> protection from the commies?
[18:15:04] <jasassin> (that was a joke halfway)
[18:15:29] <jasassin> the last thing i want is cuba invading florida
[18:15:33] <jasassin> but you get the gist of it
[18:16:03] <jasassin> well thats not the last thing i want
[18:16:08] <jasassin> it can always get worse
[18:16:11] <jasassin> ALWAYS
[18:17:46] <jasassin> but it can get better
[18:17:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> yup. even when its raining zombie dinosaurs that are on fire while the Spaceballs suck away the planet's atmosphere, it can still *definitely* get worse.
[18:17:51] <jasassin> it just did here in south dakota
[18:18:03] <jasassin> it got better for a change
[18:18:22] <jasassin> we passed a law so those cocksmokers at the payday loan centers can't charge more than 36 percent
[18:18:29] <jasassin> they were charging 800% or more
[18:18:36] <jasassin> cocksucking scumbag motherfuckers
[18:18:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> do they also have a limit on the fees they can charge?
[18:18:50] <jasassin> paydayloan center right next to a video lottery gambling place
[18:18:53] <jasassin> MOTHERFUCKERS
[18:19:04] <jasassin> now they do
[18:19:17] <jasassin> whatever you borrow is simply capped at 36%
[18:19:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> because the cocksucking scumbag motherfuckers will probably charge 800% of the loan amount for payments late by more than 7 days.
[18:19:38] <jasassin> YES
[18:19:40] <jasassin> EXACTLY
[18:20:02] <jasassin> now this major asshole in this city scumbag #1 is starting to close up shop
[18:20:12] <jasassin> he spends money hand over fist things he's king of the roost
[18:20:33] <jasassin> this new 36% cap (JESUS FUCKIGN CHRIST I WISH I HAD 36% return on my money) says its not enough i gotta close down shop
[18:20:57] <jasassin> bye
[18:20:58] <jasassin> cya
[18:21:03] <jasassin> not nice knowing you
[18:21:07] <jasassin> and all the lives you fucked up
[18:21:32] <jasassin> not just with your stupid fucking bullshit 800% interest rate but the fact you are right near the video lotter machines ruining everyones lives
[18:21:47] <jasassin> you have no idea how bad video lotter can not only fuck up your life but the lives of you family
[18:21:49] <jasassin> i never did it
[18:21:53] <jasassin> but my dad did
[18:21:59] <jasassin> ruined our whole family
[18:22:03] <jasassin> i hope they all burn in hell
[18:22:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> they are high-risk so a higher interest rate is to be expected... but 800% is fucking ridiculous.
[18:22:24] <jasassin> my dad was a stupid cocksucking motherfucker i hope he's rotting in hell
[18:25:02] <jasassin> if i could i'd send that asshole im sure i could google his name i will
[18:25:38] <jasassin> Chuck Brennan
[18:25:50] <jasassin> i'd send him to hell to hang out with my dad
[18:25:53] <jasassin> i know he's going there
[18:25:57] <jasassin> its just a matter of time
[18:26:24] <jasassin> you do not realize how evil he is
[18:26:36] <jasassin> you take everything you thought you knew about evil
[18:26:41] <jasassin> throw that all away
[18:26:45] <jasassin> get ready for the real thing
[18:27:16] <jasassin> do you realize how many families this motherfucker has took to the streets?
[18:27:57] <jasassin> sure blame it on the poor stupid fuckers that can't read a contract
[18:28:06] <jasassin> i thought the reason for government was to protect and serve
[18:28:20] <jasassin> not serve Chuck Brennan a 12 pounds steak every night
[18:28:22] <jasassin> fat fuck
[18:28:27] <jasassin> FUCK YOU CHUCK
[18:28:34] <jasassin> im sorry
[18:28:38] <jasassin> im not sorry
[18:28:44] <jasassin> i apologize to the people in the channel
[18:29:22] <jasassin> but not to that goddamn CHUCK BRENNAN
[18:29:36] <jasassin> you ruined my life
[18:30:05] <jasassin> you ruined so much, but we rebuilt after my cocksucking idiotic retarded malicious perverted child molesting dad died
[18:30:08] <jasassin> FUCK YOU CHUCK
[18:30:41] <jasassin> if anyone outthere is listening
[18:30:48] <jasassin> im not asking for a contract or anything
[18:30:50] <jasassin> but please
[18:30:56] <jasassin> if you already have a list
[18:30:59] <jasassin> add his name to it
[18:31:00] <jasassin> please
[18:31:12] <mechanicjay> jasassin: you've given us a lot to get through...
[18:33:54] <jasassin> perhaps
[18:34:07] <jasassin> but he has so much money that this will not make the effect his money claims it makes
[18:34:12] <jasassin> so yes put him on the list
[18:38:01] <jasassin> well fuck, this asshole meh 36 percent i cant run a business with that... well dickhead discovercard seems to be doing fine
[18:38:13] <jasassin> imagine if discovercard could charge 800% interest rates
[18:38:25] <jasassin> welcome to the fucked up world of previous south dakota
[18:38:29] <jasassin> until about 3 weeks ago
[18:38:59] <janrinok> jasassin, I think that you have made your point
[18:39:09] <jasassin> ok im sorry
[18:39:18] <jasassin> its just a sensitive issue to me
[18:39:24] <jasassin> probably the most
[18:39:47] <jasassin> video lottery and payday loan centers at uncapped rates
[18:39:57] <jasassin> really push my buttons i am sorry janrinok
[18:40:28] <jasassin> ive been in solitary for 4 days
[18:40:32] <jasassin> and i almost lost my mind
[18:40:41] <jasassin> i'd hate to be there for longer or ever go back
[18:41:07] <janrinok> that's fine, I understand, but if others come here looking for a chat a page of your comments might just put them off, you understand?
[18:41:28] <jasassin> im expecting a flood of people... right.........
[18:41:31] <jasassin> NOW
[18:42:10] <jasassin> as a matter of fact janrinok if i logged in and could see the log that i just typed in
[18:42:16] <jasassin> i would be like.... WOW
[18:42:37] <janrinok> I didn't say that they were queuing up to join, but someone just having a quick look wouldn't hang around for long
[18:42:51] <mechanicjay> Yeah, I was hoping to talk about some fonts I'm using, but I've been waiting for a break....
[18:42:57] <jasassin> that is your point of perspective and i apprciate it
[18:43:20] <jasassin> i like you jan
[18:43:24] <jasassin> i like most of you guys
[18:43:26] <janrinok> thx
[18:43:30] <jasassin> i guess it was just pent up anger
[18:43:37] <janrinok> we're just regular guys
[18:43:39] <jasassin> frustration about 2 bad points in life
[18:43:55] <jasassin> yes
[18:44:00] <jasassin> i think so too
[18:44:16] <jasassin> now, mechanicjay please fonts
[18:44:45] <mechanicjay> lol
[18:45:41] <mechanicjay> okay, I've been using dina font for a couple years now as my main terminal font, then later my default system font, because it's crytal clear even at 10 point...and I'm just a monospace font kinda guy.
[18:45:42] <mechanicjay> http://www.geenat.com
[18:45:44] <exec> └─ 13» Dina Programming Font in TTF format
[18:46:19] <janrinok> I'll have to give that a look
[18:46:40] <janrinok> how did you find it in the first instance?
[18:47:20] <jasassin> i do not detect a query in your statement. it was simply a statement
[18:47:38] <mechanicjay> I've also use GlassTTY, which is a really pretty ttf version of old Digitial VT fonts: http://www.spacerogue.net T
[18:47:40] <exec> └─ 13GlassTTY VT220 Font | SPACE ROGUE
[18:48:12] <mechanicjay> The origial download site for GlassTTY seems to be off the air atm, which is a crime, and it's anti-aliasing properties are kinda goofy, it only looks good at certain sizes on certain monitors.
[18:48:35] <mechanicjay> janrinok: I found dina after an extensive search for a very readible monospace font :)
[18:48:36] <jasassin> may i ask the purpose of your font query?
[18:48:44] <mechanicjay> No query, just discussion
[18:49:09] <jasassin> can you define the parameters of the font discussion?
[18:49:15] <mechanicjay> Anyway, I just came across OCR-A https://en.wikipedia.org
[18:49:17] <exec> └─ 13OCR-A - Wikipedia
[18:49:54] <jasassin> i see no intelligible interaction i will refrain from replying
[18:50:03] <mechanicjay> Less readable than the other two, but it completely retro-tastic in a terminal.
[18:51:00] <mechanicjay> I guess that's were I was going, being a retro-tech whore...
[18:51:00] <janrinok> I tend to stick with the fonts that come with whatever distro I am using at the time. Perhaps that is lazy of me, but I ought to give some other fonts a look-see too
[18:51:39] <mechanicjay> I used to hate dealing with fonts, but it turns out just dropping the .TTF in ~/.fonts is magic
[18:51:48] <mechanicjay> I don't even bother trying to install them system wide anymore
[18:52:10] <mechanicjay> surprisingly, gentoo just pickup on fonts, where suse needs you to do crazy stuff like rebuild the font-database?
[18:52:23] <janrinok> which distro you use as your main one?
[18:52:30] <jasassin> i have found increasing the size of the fonts used in most distributions solves most visual acuity problems. though menu interface fonts different from output fonts
[18:52:51] <jasassin> differentiate
[18:53:19] <jasassin> program slowing... alcohol assuming control
[18:53:30] * jasassin is hammered
[18:53:35] <mechanicjay> gentoo on my work machine, suse at home (mostly due to better multimedia support)
[18:54:23] <janrinok> I tend to stick with ubuntu 14.04 (pre systemd) with a MATE desktop
[18:54:35] <janrinok> supported until 2019
[18:54:44] <jasassin> mechanicjay, query what differentiates the support of your hardware considering gtentoo and suse?
[18:55:40] <janrinok> I've often thought of giving gentoo a try, but I am put off by having to build it all from scratch to get going.
[18:56:24] <mechanicjay> Hardware support is fine either way. It's less of a hassle to get movies/dvd/audio/etc running on openSuse --
[18:56:30] <mechanicjay> running *properly*
[18:56:44] <janrinok> is that a driver problem with gentoo?
[18:56:45] <jasassin> ohhh i wish i had some irc magic to work... TMB just went through this... and this was his joke "by the time i get dont compiling it there is a new release"
[18:57:21] <mechanicjay> I did run gentoo at home for a while and it was kinda of a pain. No driver problem, just questionable defaults and different libs not quite playing nicely together without some tweaking.
[18:57:22] <janrinok> well, that would be a problem!
[18:58:13] <jasassin> tmb is spoiled he has like an 8 core processor
[18:58:14] <mechanicjay> example. On gentoo, when I"d plug the headphones in, I got audio through the headphones...but it continued to play through the speakers as well -- wtf?
[18:58:17] <janrinok> I have different machines for getting work done, and learning about linux distros. I seem to be spending more of my time on the former and less on the latter nowadays
[18:58:21] <jasassin> i'd like to fart around with that
[18:58:28] <mechanicjay> brb
[18:58:40] <janrinok> k
[18:58:50] <janrinok> what distro do you use jasassin
[18:59:19] <jasassin> right now just for the last week fedora 25... i am becoming used to this shitty gnome3
[18:59:23] <jasassin> yes i could install mate
[18:59:31] <jasassin> i just wanna use it for awhile and try to see
[18:59:38] <jasassin> 3 days isn't enough
[18:59:57] <jasassin> i actually don't mind this so much now
[19:00:02] <janrinok> I prefer the extra options in MATE that they have 'improved out' of Gnome3
[19:00:15] <jasassin> mate is much better
[19:00:24] <jasassin> its more link windows
[19:00:50] <janrinok> i don't go much for bling or flashy desktop effects - just let me get on with what I want to do
[19:00:53] <jasassin> and you know stupid little things
[19:01:32] <jasassin> like in mate i had the weather up on the top and it had temps and rainy or cloudy... and i had cpu showing all my shit cpu 1 2 and hard drive and vid card
[19:01:36] <jasassin> gnome NOPE
[19:01:42] <janrinok> I would say MATE is GNOME2, which is what it is developed from. I don't see much similarity with Windows unless you go back to XP or 2000 era
[19:02:29] <jasassin> and instead of just showing the shit in the bar on top
[19:02:33] <jasassin> you have to click it to display
[19:02:47] <jasassin> it should just be there temperature wind and weather condition
[19:02:51] <jasassin> its fucked
[19:02:55] <jasassin> i might have to modify that
[19:03:05] <mechanicjay> I gave gnome 3 an honest shot, for a couple weeks -- I could just never quite get it to the point of not needing twice as many clicks as it should have to do regular shit.
[19:03:17] <mechanicjay> I went xfce and never looked back
[19:03:17] <jasassin> NO SHIT
[19:03:23] <jasassin> JESUS CHRIST MOD+++++++++
[19:03:25] <jasassin> YES
[19:03:31] <jasassin> YES mechanicjay WHAT THE FUCK!
[19:03:33] <jasassin> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:03:40] <jasassin> hey just nailed it
[19:03:42] <jasassin> enough said
[19:03:50] <jasassin> smoke more crack gnome3 motherfuckers
[19:04:19] <janrinok> calm down jasassin, we get the point
[19:04:20] <mechanicjay> yeah, I'm real keyboard warrior, so the less I have to touch the mouse, the happier I am. Gnome 3 was just not made for people like me
[19:05:21] <janrinok> I have a lot of scripts that i use with Gnome2/MATE, but I would have to rewrite them for xfce - nothing major but it would be a bit of a pain
[19:06:09] <mechanicjay> understood -- Mate just wasn't quiet ready when I jumped to xfce
[19:06:37] <jasassin> xfce is pimp
[19:06:44] <jasassin> its the way it should be
[19:06:49] <n1> xfce all the way
[19:06:57] <mechanicjay> And now that I've spent a few years tweaking it to just how I want it....
[19:06:59] <janrinok> hi n1
[19:07:03] <jasassin> fuck all the bullshit and it just works
[19:07:17] <n1> ahoy janrinok :)
[19:08:11] <janrinok> n1, when do you expect to have your new lappy in your sweaty mitts?
[19:08:13] <mechanicjay> my favorite bit is the "Verve Command Line" widget for the panel. I've assigned a keyboard shortcut to focus the keyboard there and have a ton of utility scrips in ~/bin
[19:08:35] <n1> about a week
[19:08:52] <jasassin> huh that sounds awesome mech
[19:08:58] <mechanicjay> so it's 1 keyboard shortcut + script name to execute any script on my system
[19:09:04] <jasassin> nice
[19:09:25] <jasassin> that really fucking cool
[19:09:27] <mechanicjay> I'm responsible for about 50 servers, they each have their own shell script, which pops a new terminal window and logs into them
[19:09:55] <jasassin> i like the concept
[19:09:58] <jasassin> very interesting
[19:10:37] <jasassin> efficient
[19:10:40] <jasassin> i could use that
[19:10:53] <mechanicjay> it took me a loong time to get there and I've tried a bunch of different stuff. I stumbled on this way a few months ago, it's ...yeah efficient is just the word.
[19:13:42] <janrinok> I think once you get comfortable with a distro it can be quite a pull to try something else but, if it works don't fix it!
[19:14:04] <jasassin> i don't really mind this default gnome3 shit anymore
[19:14:40] <janrinok> I've used it but I keep going back to MATE
[19:14:43] <jasassin> the weirdest thing is that you have to hold alt over the power button to change so the system will sleep
[19:14:44] <jasassin> weird
[19:15:10] <jasassin> unintuitive to say the least
[19:16:44] <jasassin> the biggest pita for fedora is installing the codecs to play anything
[19:17:08] <jasassin> you gotta add the rpmfusion archives then do a magic command that installes like 180 packages
[19:17:15] <jasassin> sheeeeeesh
[19:17:39] <jasassin> you can't even play a fucking mp3 file out of the box
[19:18:10] <janrinok> which distro/desktop are you referring to jasassin ?
[19:18:15] <jasassin> fedora 25
[19:18:24] <jasassin> just put it on a few days ago
[19:18:53] <janrinok> ah, ok, yeah they have the US problem that they cannot install codecs by default, the user has to request them
[19:19:34] <jasassin> yeah you have to manually type in two lines of clandestine code
[19:19:39] <jasassin> and then it will work flawlessly
[19:19:57] <jasassin> kinda stuck me for about 20 minutes i had to google
[19:20:22] <jasassin> you would also be surprised how hard it was to compile hexchat
[19:20:23] <janrinok> well, they have to stay within US law being a US company. Other distros don't have to play by the same rules
[19:20:37] <mechanicjay> the real downfall of gentoo is when LibreOffice updates...dear lord.
[19:20:51] <janrinok> that's a beast of a program
[19:21:19] <mechanicjay> Even my quad-core Xeon chokes on this thing.
[19:21:30] <jasassin> even now i cannot find the command i used to download the necessary packages for compilation
[19:21:55] <jasassin> there is a specific build command that checks for dependencies before building
[19:22:07] <mechanicjay> FF, Thunderbird and LibreOffice compile times are the other reason I gave up running Gentoo on my Core2 Duo machine at home.
[19:22:42] <jasassin> wow
[19:23:08] <jasassin> 4 hours for a browser another 4 for thunderbird and about 8 hours for libre
[19:23:14] <jasassin> sounds like a windows update
[19:23:29] <janrinok> mechanicjay, that sounds like a wise decision
[19:25:30] <jasassin> i am currently running on a dual core (before core2)
[19:26:23] <jasassin> i am using an e2180, in current vernacular... it is a piece of shit
[19:27:12] <jasassin> the comedian adam sanler might make a reference to a piece of shit car
[19:27:19] <janrinok> yeah, but it is a reasonable price - you can't have everything
[19:27:27] <jasassin> tail pipe making sparks fly everywhere
[19:27:35] <jasassin> fucking rag for a gas cap
[19:27:47] <jasassin> yes
[19:28:19] <jasassin> at the time it did seem reasonable priced and fully capable of the necessary functions
[19:28:37] <janrinok> time for a cup of tea!
[19:30:52] <janrinok> tea++
[19:30:52] <Bender> karma - tea: 567
[19:31:30] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[19:31:32] <exec> └─ 13Adam Sandler - Piece Of Shit Car - YouTube
[19:31:56] <janrinok> I've watched that before - still makes me laugh though
[19:32:02] <jasassin> :)
[19:33:36] <jasassin> what the fuck did i do what the fuck did i do what the fuck did i do to get stuck with you
[19:35:29] <jasassin> must be on some good stuff
[19:36:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Carbon Nanotubes Make Water Freeze Solid at Boiling Temperatures - http://sylnt.us - but-is-it-still-wet
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[19:48:52] <exec> └─ 13Senate votes to stop bots from buying your tickets for scalping | Tampa Bay Times
[20:00:34] <jasassin> i got really bad insomnia
[20:01:25] <jasassin> i really dont think its a function of my brain... its that little chuck wagon guy rodding his horses through my kitchen
[20:02:19] <jasassin> one of these days im gonna catch that little chuck wagon guy
[20:03:08] <jasassin> im gonna make him give me some answers
[20:03:15] <jasassin> waterboarding is not out of the question
[20:04:43] <jasassin> got a washcloth over his little mouth pouring a bottle of aquafina over the washrag... now tell me all your little secrets
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[20:05:00] <jasassin> where did you get these tiny horses
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[20:05:09] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 7°C/45°F, 12:05 pm GMT-8, Thursday, 1 December 2016
[20:05:12] <jasassin> i want answers now
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[20:07:37] <jasassin> who built that tiny wagon?
[20:07:49] <jasassin> why you keep rodding around my kitchen in the middle of the night?
[20:08:44] <jasassin> so yeah... i think trump could probably get some answers out of this little bastard
[20:09:47] <jasassin> you know you got your little chuck wagon here... its wonderful its magnificent, but the problem here is you look kinda mexican and you are 85
[20:10:14] <jasassin> im sorry you are going to take you and your tiny little wagon and your little horses and we are taking you back where you belong
[20:10:23] <mechanicjay> !woot
[20:10:31] <mechanicjay> !woop
[20:10:31] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[20:10:45] <mechanicjay> there's a new Facebook chat plugin for pidgin
[20:11:08] <jasassin> rodding around my kitchen at 3 oclock in the morninging
[20:11:14] <jasassin> my hair has to wake up at 5
[20:11:18] <jasassin> give me a break
[20:12:26] <jasassin> yay, the two gayest things on the face of planet earth have combined
[20:12:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> you and your dad?
[20:12:50] <jasassin> read the logs
[20:12:57] <jasassin> he's dead and hopefully burning in hell
[20:13:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can't, i was busy thinking up that sick burn
[20:13:22] <jasassin> poser
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[20:13:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> purple-facebook means you never actually have to use facebook. it's a win all around.
[20:14:04] <mechanicjay> TheMightyBuzzard++
[20:14:04] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 268
[20:14:06] <mechanicjay> you got it
[20:14:13] <jasassin> it might be brutal and it might not sound good... but....
[20:14:27] <jasassin> purple face is better than facebook
[20:15:18] * TheMightyBuzzard builds a second kernel for gentoo before making his grub.cfg
[20:15:24] <jasassin> loads up tails and proceeds to insult battered women and their purple faces
[20:15:26] <jasassin> wtf
[20:15:50] <mechanicjay> Yeah, I was pretty pissed when they killed off their XMPP gateway. I really just can't stand chat in a browser
[20:15:53] <mechanicjay> or email in a browser
[20:16:07] <mechanicjay> or really using a browser as any kind of input device -- it runs counter to the name.
[20:16:10] <jasassin> :(
[20:16:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> vanilla cause gentoo is fookin slow about getting me the latest kernel which i actually need this time.
[20:16:23] <jasassin> why?
[20:16:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> amdgpu support for southern islands gpus
[20:16:49] <jasassin> yes
[20:16:59] <jasassin> i assumed
[20:17:03] <jasassin> but i didn't
[20:17:05] <jasassin> so
[20:17:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> wasn't worth a damn until 4.8
[20:17:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, browsers is fine for email if you don't actually do much emailing
[20:17:51] <jasassin> i use thunderbird
[20:17:55] <jasassin> but after this svg shit
[20:17:57] <jasassin> hmmmmmm
[20:18:13] * TheMightyBuzzard shamefully uses our webmail site for communicating with the lists
[20:18:29] <jasassin> its not so bad
[20:19:11] <jasassin> i dont use it, but its cool nontheless
[20:19:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeesh, six cores at like 8x the speed and building the kernel still takes just as long as it did back around 2k
[20:20:02] <jasassin> no way
[20:20:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> way
[20:20:16] <jasassin> you actually configure the options or just let it go default?
[20:20:22] <mechanicjay> I've been compiling LibreOffice for like an hour over here
[20:20:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> both
[20:20:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads
[20:20:45] <jasassin> i remember compiling the kernel on a 386 guess what took the longest?
[20:20:49] <jasassin> hahahah you'll never guess
[20:20:53] * mechanicjay shamefully just lets genkernel build it all
[20:21:03] <jasassin> it was the floppy driver
[20:21:19] <jasassin> for some reason the code for the floppy drive was bllllllllllaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
[20:21:28] <jasassin> almost as much as the rest of the kernel build
[20:21:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just stole the default config from arch and told it i also wanted all the bells n whistles for amdgpu driver
[20:21:33] <jasassin> fucking FLOPPY DRIVER
[20:22:47] <jasassin> back in the day i think 30 percent of the code was for that stupid floppy driver
[20:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> does at least make me happy that it scrolls too fast to read nowadays
[20:22:52] <jasassin> crazy
[20:23:00] <jasassin> now we dont have to add that in
[20:23:20] <jasassin> oh yeah
[20:23:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> says you. i got a working floppy drive in a plastic tub beside me. i might wanna use it.
[20:23:30] <jasassin> member when each line shit itself
[20:23:33] <jasassin> oh man that sucked
[20:23:53] * jasassin says what the fuck are you gonna put on it
[20:23:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> course my motherboard don't have a floppy cable hookup
[20:24:07] <jasassin> hahahhaha
[20:24:20] * jasassin contemplates his fate upon the tree of woe
[20:24:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i could get an ide card and make the lil bitch work
[20:24:37] <jasassin> probably wouldn't
[20:24:43] <jasassin> probably blow out your motherboard
[20:24:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i still got winders 3 on floppies somewhere
[20:25:03] <jasassin> yeah that will come in handy
[20:25:12] <jasassin> then you gotta get the winsocks
[20:25:18] <jasassin> and the shit crashes about every 3 minutes
[20:25:24] <jasassin> been there done that
[20:25:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, neat. found a perfectly good pair of shoes that prolly don't fit me anymore
[20:26:28] <jasassin> hey speaking of shoes
[20:26:41] <jasassin> did you see those shoes that ... man i might have seen it on soylent maybe not
[20:27:02] <jasassin> but i saw these sandals that are designed to adjust as your feet grow
[20:27:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hell, my old pentium 133 laptop
[20:27:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder if it still works
[20:27:15] <jasassin> and they loose card core military they are for 3rd world country kids
[20:27:40] <jasassin> the older you get you adjust the shoes?
[20:27:44] <jasassin> have you seen them?
[20:27:53] <jasassin> wow
[20:27:58] <jasassin> pentium 133 laptop
[20:28:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. generally not a prollem post-30 but i did gain a full size since i was 20.
[20:28:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe a size n a half
[20:28:39] <jasassin> strange... my penis seems to have done the reverse
[20:28:51] <jasassin> every day i wake up and wave it goodbye again
[20:28:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> 5'6", size 10.5-11 shoes
[20:29:21] <jasassin> like how you gotta say shoes to confirm its not a penis measurement
[20:29:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh no, that's absolutely true
[20:29:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could slap you in the forehead with it from here
[20:30:09] <jasassin> you could put my eye out through the webs?
[20:30:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> used to rope bulls with it but i missed and got jabbed by a horn once
[20:31:25] <jasassin> your dick is so big you had to purchase a nanotube selfiestick to extend far enough just so you could fit your whole hog into the frame?
[20:31:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder what all that laptop has on it. it used to have a sweet irc client on it back in the day.
[20:32:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, kernel's built
[20:34:01] <jasassin> i sear to god i had linux running on a 2meg machine
[20:34:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> when? 1995?
[20:34:50] <jasassin> exactly
[20:34:55] <jasassin> it was exactly 1995
[20:34:57] <jasassin> weird
[20:35:02] <jasassin> you nailed the number exactly
[20:35:22] <jasassin> and then this jackass connected to my xserver and started opening a million xcalcs
[20:36:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> much before that and 2MB would have been prohibitively expensive. much after and 2MB would have been so cheap that you'd have gone out and gotten more RAM.
[20:36:18] <jasassin> yep
[20:36:43] <jasassin> i love how you called the date
[20:36:54] <jasassin> creepy
[20:36:59] * AndyTheAbsurd remembers the Zeōs 386SX with 4MB that his family had around that time
[20:37:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, nah but i'd had it since like 95-ish
[20:37:34] <jasassin> i spent 400 dollars on a 486dx just for the math shit
[20:37:46] <jasassin> i wish i had my money back
[20:38:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell for? it was sweet for gaming
[20:38:08] <jasassin> i'd be in a moral dilemma...
[20:38:18] <jasassin> crack or hookers
[20:39:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, like 56 packages to check the use defaults on to get lxde installed
[20:39:36] <jasassin> compile for awhile mr style
[20:40:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't, gotta set up my use flags
[20:40:17] <jasassin> bah
[20:40:20] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[20:40:25] <jasassin> use flags are for pussies
[20:41:06] <jasassin> blow the whole compile and start over
[20:41:16] <jasassin> thats always a riot
[20:41:42] <jasassin> makes me wanna rip my fucking hair out
[20:42:12] <jasassin> code changes object doesn't relink
[20:42:17] <jasassin> HULK MAD
[20:42:44] <jasassin> goddamn make clean
[20:45:12] <jasassin> i am simply attempting to aquire client information there are no maliccious purposes involved
[20:46:02] <jasassin> you simply make the attempt more difficult, but not much more so
[20:47:35] <jasassin> interesting
[20:47:43] <jasassin> people still use bitchx
[20:48:48] <jasassin> you know
[20:49:00] <jasassin> if you are using xchat tmb
[20:49:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[20:49:13] <jasassin> you can simply do a /ver jasassin
[20:49:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[20:49:25] <jasassin> you would know what i am running
[20:49:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> or i can do it right and /ctcp version jasassin
[20:49:42] <jasassin> thank you
[20:50:06] * TheMightyBuzzard is wise in the ways of the erk
[20:51:04] <jasassin> i can't get the ctcp i think your syntax is wrongbut with builtin on you i get VERSION HexChat 2.12.1 / Linux 4.6.4-1-ARCH [x86_64/800.50MHz/SMP]
[20:51:54] <jasassin> no
[20:51:59] <jasassin> that doesn't work for me tmb
[20:52:20] <jasassin> i mean /ctcp version name doesn't work
[20:52:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's cause yer typing it wrong or something
[20:52:40] <jasassin> please describe the syntax you are using tfor that
[20:52:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> /ctcp version jasassin
[20:53:00] <jasassin> i can do a /ctcp version ThemightyBuzzard
[20:53:06] <jasassin> and it returns nothing
[20:53:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm stealthy like that
[20:53:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> or your shit's broke. i dunno.
[20:53:35] <jasassin> the /ver works
[20:53:39] <jasassin> i just do /ver
[20:53:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> why, it works for me
[20:53:56] <jasassin> i have no idea
[20:54:10] <jasassin> can you do /ver?
[20:54:15] <jasassin> do a /ver jasassin
[20:55:20] <jasassin> huh
[20:55:38] <jasassin> example
[20:56:06] <jasassin> >version< CTCP THEMIGHTYBUZZARD
[20:56:15] <jasassin> nothing on any channel
[20:56:18] <jasassin> strange
[20:56:38] <jasassin> but the /ver works
[20:56:41] <jasassin> whatever
[20:59:57] <jasassin> kinda makes me mad yours works and mine doesn't
[21:00:03] <jasassin> buncha fuckin bullshit
[21:05:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine is well behaved cause it knows i'll beat its monkey ass
[21:06:13] * TheMightyBuzzard hefts the claw hammer of negotiation +10
[21:07:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[21:07:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[21:07:07] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 233
[21:07:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Mini Robot Sub Unveiled at the National Oceanography Centre - http://sylnt.us - not-a-new-type-of-sandwich
[21:13:58] <FatPhil> parameters wrong way round - you ctcp to a client, and then tell the client what you want from it.
[21:14:55] <FatPhil> 23:14 CTCP VERSION reply from jasassin: HexChat 2.12.3 / Linux 4.8.8-300.fc25.x86_64 [x86_64/1.20GHz/SMP]
[21:16:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, mine don't argue with me, it just does what i meant
[21:17:21] <FatPhil> mine does what I mean to. ctcp to someone's client and query the client with "version"
[21:17:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays, changed my use flags and only gotta rebuild 194 packages
[21:18:00] <FatPhil> good job it's winter
[21:18:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> no doubt
[21:18:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> well really i'd be fine anyway. my cpu never tops 40C unless i need to clean the HSF badly
[21:19:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> whereas this laptop here runs 55C just playing youtube vids
[21:22:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> my anthem: https://www.youtube.com
[21:22:23] <exec> └─ 13Denis Leary - Asshole (Uncensored Version) - YouTube
[21:25:25] <mechanicjay> Oh yeah, that's a good one.
[21:25:53] <jasassin> you know totos africa song its pretty cool but i never saw the video before https://www.youtube.com
[21:25:55] <exec> └─ 13Toto - Africa - YouTube
[21:27:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, you gotta be old like me to have seen videos on tv
[21:27:34] <FatPhil> A bad played Asshole in a pub a few years back. I sang along, every line, standing right at the front. At the very end, I, authentically, shouted "you know, you really are an asshole", and the singer of the band got offended?!?!?
[21:28:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell?
[21:28:36] <jasassin> hahahahahha
[21:28:46] <jasassin> FUCKING RULES
[21:28:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd think he'd never heard the song, just played it
[21:28:55] <jasassin> U RULE
[21:29:15] <jasassin> hahahahahha
[21:29:21] * jasassin laughs for infinity
[21:29:24] <FatPhil> Actually, I now do have a nice hardwood floor, I think I might just play that song again
[21:29:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> first video i ever saw: https://www.youtube.com
[21:29:34] <exec> └─ 13Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It (Official Video) - YouTube
[21:29:43] <jasassin> oh man
[21:29:44] <jasassin> sweet
[21:29:47] <jasassin> gonna click it
[21:29:54] <jasassin> fucking sweet song
[21:30:16] <FatPhil> girly-hairstyles-dressing-up-and-make-up-metal, not my style.
[21:30:21] <jasassin> holy shit try listening to toto and twistest sister at the same time
[21:30:25] <jasassin> what a clusterfuck
[21:30:38] <jasassin> hilarious
[21:31:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, not a hair band guy?
[21:32:11] <jasassin> i was born to rule
[21:32:16] <jasassin> but this song makes me rock
[21:32:39] <jasassin> if you dont like this song, you dont belong
[21:33:01] <jasassin> my penis keeps extending
[21:33:47] <jasassin> your life is a trifeling jew
[21:34:20] <jasassin> right on tmb
[21:34:32] <jasassin> nicotine++
[21:34:32] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 234
[21:34:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, how bout this? less hair but more actual gay from the lead singer. https://www.youtube.com
[21:34:47] <exec> └─ 13Queen - Gimme The Prize [Kurgan's Theme] (Official Lyric Video) - YouTube
[21:36:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> 92 packages to go... sigh
[21:36:29] <jasassin> no wait
[21:36:37] <jasassin> no some fucked up story i have to tell about that song
[21:37:02] <jasassin> the tmb buzzard song
[21:37:19] <jasassin> i wanna rock
[21:37:20] <jasassin> ok
[21:37:23] <jasassin> here goes
[21:37:43] <jasassin> i was in gym class and i fucked off and i fucked off all the time and the coach got pissed
[21:37:57] <jasassin> he finally made everyone do 50 push ups while i stood in front of them
[21:38:14] <jasassin> then a huge indian kid slammed my head into a locker after class
[21:38:26] <jasassin> by indian i mean native american not some habib
[21:38:39] <jasassin> i see he tactics now
[21:38:47] <jasassin> and if i were where i am now back then
[21:38:54] <jasassin> i would have killed him and his whole family
[21:39:03] <jasassin> i would have followed that coach back to his house
[21:39:06] <jasassin> and kill them all
[21:39:14] <jasassin> then i would have killed the indian kid and his whole family
[21:39:37] <jasassin> you just dont fuck with me it serves no purpose any longer
[21:39:42] <jasassin> there is no intimidation
[21:39:49] <jasassin> becauase i have nothing to live for
[21:40:05] <FatPhil> well, I can imagine you have no friends.
[21:40:23] <jasassin> no i do not
[21:40:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have beer, boobs, and bacon to live for
[21:40:39] <boru> TMB++
[21:40:39] <Bender> karma - tmb: 5
[21:41:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> and that's just the Bs
[21:41:02] <FatPhil> I have beer in front of me, boobs to the right of me, and fuet in the room to the left of me.
[21:41:22] <jasassin> you fucking wish twat
[21:41:22] <FatPhil> fuet's better than bacon, as you don't need to cook it.
[21:41:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g fuet
[21:41:37] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Fuet is a Catalan thin, dry cured, sausage of pork meat in a pork gut. The most famous is made in the comarca (county) of Osona and is also known as Vic fuet ..."
[21:42:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[21:42:09] <jasassin> if i had one boob
[21:42:11] <jasassin> anywhere
[21:42:19] <jasassin> i would suckle upon it like a starving infant
[21:43:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should look into fixing that. there's plenty of them out there and roughly 30% of them are attached to chicks with daddy issues.
[21:44:43] <jasassin> gross so i got a get a blowjob with pre-fab pussy juice
[21:44:49] * jasassin shudders
[21:45:10] <FatPhil> no I don't wish. I don't need to wish. I have.
[21:45:27] <jasassin> you want a girl with another girls pussyjuice to give you a blowjob?
[21:45:42] <jasassin> i guess i could deal with that in a heated situation
[21:45:45] <jasassin> i can adapt
[21:46:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> chicks are like voltron, the more you hook up with the better it gets.
[21:46:19] <jasassin> hmmmmm
[21:46:19] * boru chuckles
[21:46:25] <jasassin> wow
[21:46:35] <jasassin> i thought about that for about 1 millisecond
[21:46:45] <jasassin> the second milliscecond i thought how big could i become
[21:46:51] <jasassin> the 3rd millisecond i thought
[21:47:00] <jasassin> WTF
[21:47:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> god damnit, boost failed to build now
[21:47:49] <jasassin> more clandestine error messages
[21:48:39] <jasassin> if you want to compile it all again thats cool
[21:48:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i gotta figure out how to make packages have their own use flags
[21:48:48] <jasassin> you could go back ahhhhhhh
[21:48:49] <jasassin> i see
[21:48:54] <FatPhil> boost is an abomination
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[21:49:45] <FatPhil> I appreciate that that opinion assists you in no way at all
[21:49:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but i need it for other shat what requires it
[21:50:21] <jasassin> possibly deltete the object files before the corruption and attempt recompiling
[21:50:33] <FatPhil> you may have got 50 screensful of error messages, but that's actually only 7 error messages because of templates.
[21:51:31] <jasassin> attemping to delete the last object and remakeing the build has worked for me on numerous occasions
[21:51:31] <FatPhil> ahhh, n.d. free beer
[21:51:50] <FatPhil> you're using the wrong -j settings then!
[21:52:09] <jasassin> that could be a possibility
[21:52:10] <FatPhil> delete all 0-sized objects too
[21:52:40] * Bytram has now gone and done it. :(
[21:52:43] <jasassin> i have not done a thorough diagnostic on the capabilities of a simultaneous build
[21:53:03] <FatPhil> dumb compiler doesn't do atomic creation of target files (make to different filename, flush, rename atomically)
[21:53:13] * Bytram tried to update his Ubuntu install on his VM... and ran out of disk space so the install failed
[21:53:35] <jasassin> was the entire distribution compiled statically?
[21:53:38] <jasassin> no
[21:53:41] <jasassin> that doesn't exist
[21:54:26] <jasassin> would you imagine a static distribution totally static? it wouldn't need glibc
[21:54:29] <jasassin> weird
[21:54:40] * Bytram then tried to list old installs with: dpkg --list | grep linux-image
[21:54:59] <FatPhil> ever heard of suckless? those guys are trying to put together a 100% static "distro"
[21:55:13] <jasassin> no i have never heard of it
[21:55:17] <jasassin> but it blows my fucking mind
[21:55:35] * Bytram saw a list of 6 images and tried to remove the first one using: sudo apt-get purge linux-image-4.4.0-36.generic
[21:56:26] <FatPhil> http://sta.li
[21:56:28] <exec> └─ 13stali
[21:56:30] * Bytram got an error that there were unmet dependencies and that I should try; apt-get -f install
[21:56:42] * Bytram and that, in turn, ran out of disk space. :/
[21:57:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun
[21:57:13] <FatPhil> clear your package cache?
[21:57:17] <Bytram> ummm, not really
[21:57:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'why i always put my fake disk size to way bigger than necessary
[21:57:52] <Bytram> think so... what's the command? (me is a newbie when it comes to this stuff... do it just rarely enough toforget what I did the last time)
[21:58:06] <jasassin> i might have missed it what was the size of the disk you had?
[21:58:20] <Bytram> not sure... it's a VM
[21:58:30] <jasassin> thats no excuse for ignorance
[21:58:52] <Bytram> no, but neither is being new at something, and asking for help
[21:58:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> "i've slept since then" is
[21:59:07] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[21:59:07] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 269
[21:59:15] Bytram is now known as Rumplestiltskin
[21:59:25] <jasassin> thats not fair
[21:59:26] <Rumplestiltskin> okay, so what do I do now? =)
[21:59:26] <jasassin> you cheat
[21:59:36] Rumplestiltskin is now known as Bytram
[21:59:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Rumplestiltskin
[21:59:54] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see Rumplestiltskin
[22:00:18] <jasassin> i was gonna say... say your name backwards and superman wins
[22:00:43] <Bytram> sudo df -m . reports that /dev/dm-o has 8952 1M blocks of which 6659 are used and 1815 are free
[22:00:54] <Bytram> jasassin: that's how I got my current nick
[22:01:42] <jasassin> whats up with superman... the bizzaro world, and mitzlpiclick
[22:01:45] <jasassin> fucked up
[22:01:52] -!- saxdm [saxdm!~n3xjn@paym-55-445-390-889.washdc.fios.verizon.net] has joined #Soylent
[22:01:54] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I'm wondering if I could blow off part of my rehash tree, that'd free up space... and then i could resync with git-hub afterwards
[22:02:05] <FatPhil> /me members to watch the new episose of SP...
[22:02:32] <jasassin> you are meddling with powers you do not comprehend
[22:02:55] <Bytram> cd plugins
[22:03:01] <jasassin> this is a dangerous stage of humanity
[22:03:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt we will rock you
[22:03:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell?
[22:03:44] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[22:03:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, my modem's cycling. nevermind.
[22:04:30] <jasassin> buddjduah blah bahdih buddy kicking your can
[22:04:47] <jasassin> you got jizz on your face
[22:04:52] <jasassin> ya big disgrace
[22:05:00] <jasassin> we will rock you
[22:05:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, sure
[22:05:24] <Bytram> think I'l start with ~/rehash/plugins/Ajax
[22:05:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you got everything pushed to your github repo, nuke it and repull later
[22:05:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> just rm -rf ~/rehash
[22:05:50] <jasassin> just rm -rf / and rehash
[22:06:06] <Bytram> ummm, there's a file you'd sent me to exclude certain files from getting synched up... don't want to hit that one.
[22:06:08] <jasassin> sorry i couldn't resist
[22:06:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah yeah, good point
[22:06:22] * Bytram is finding it hard to resist: .kick jasassin
[22:06:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> a good .gitignore is a lifesaver
[22:06:38] <Bytram> ahh! that's the fiule
[22:07:03] <Bytram> *file
[22:07:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> put it in your github repo =P
[22:07:45] <Bytram> ROFL!
[22:07:45] <Bytram> i think I'll remove ~/rehash/plugins
[22:07:45] <Bytram> can you think of any possible problems with doing that?
[22:07:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can remove all the subdirs
[22:08:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept .git
[22:08:22] <Bytram> cd ~/rehash && rm -fr plugins
[22:08:29] <Bytram> oooohj
[22:09:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> and really just copy the .gitignore up to ~ and nuke ~/rehash
[22:09:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> so you don't keep all the git deltas either
[22:11:06] <Bytram> cd ~/rehash && cp -p .gitignore ..
[22:11:06] * Bytram checks and verifies the file is there
[22:11:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ../
[22:11:33] <SirFinkus> http://blogs.sciencemag.org I love these so much
[22:11:35] <Bytram> nod nod
[22:11:45] * Bytram does a diff and verifies they are the same
[22:12:00] <Bytram> diff .gitignore ./rehash/.gitignore
[22:12:51] <Bytram> so, now I can do: cd && rm -fr ./rehash
[22:13:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> you just diffed the same file with itself
[22:13:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless you were in ~
[22:13:35] <Bytram> i was in ~
[22:13:35] <Bytram> =)
[22:13:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, yer gold then
[22:13:55] <Bytram> k
[22:14:47] <Bytram> okay... rehash is now gone on my system
[22:15:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> whas df -h say?
[22:15:24] <Bytram> strange... df -m . is still showing 1850 1M blocks free
[22:15:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas almost 2G man
[22:15:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be plenty to update
[22:16:06] <Bytram> k
[22:16:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> google how to clear your package cache after though. free up the space again.
[22:16:56] <Bytram> bah... same error.
[22:17:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, do it now then
[22:17:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn son, how many packages need updated?
[22:17:40] <Bytram> it blew up while I was trying to install the latest release
[22:17:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh shit, no wonder
[22:17:55] <Bytram> yep
[22:18:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya don't bother with distro upgrades if you're on an lts release
[22:18:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> unnecessary specially if your version matches the servers
[22:18:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[22:18:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[22:18:52] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 235
[22:19:04] <Bytram> now ya tell me. ;)
[22:19:04] <Bytram> nod nod
[22:21:10] <jasassin> my brother loves to give me shit i didn't knwo what to say
[22:21:12] <jasassin> now i got it
[22:21:33] <jasassin> at least my bitch didn't give me the midnight special
[22:22:00] <jasassin> i know he fucked a bitch with dentures
[22:22:02] <jasassin> hah
[22:22:05] <jasassin> powned
[22:22:54] <jasassin> yeah i might have had a few promiscuous girlfriends in the past
[22:23:10] <jasassin> but i never got a fucking midnight special
[22:23:39] <jasassin> gum on that fuckhead
[22:24:42] <jasassin> ohhhhh you are not living life till you had the midnight special
[22:24:46] <jasassin> get the fuck outta here
[22:24:48] <jasassin> gross
[22:25:54] <jasassin> i bet chromas had the midnight special
[22:26:25] <jasassin> it just crept up upon him and resistance was futile
[22:27:37] <jasassin> i tried to do a dnf update and all i got was an error about dentures falling out and not wanting midnight special
[22:27:48] <jasassin> i enabled debugging
[22:27:56] <jasassin> and i traced it back as far as i could
[22:28:48] <jasassin> it went back to antarctica where it was freezing and cold and we had to get midnight specials in order to survive
[22:28:50] <jasassin> BRRRRR
[22:28:55] <jasassin> it was so cold
[22:29:07] <FatPhil> what was the problem with your git repo that git reset --hard couldn't fix?
[22:29:26] <jasassin> sorry to spam you guys
[22:29:36] <jasassin> im just having fun
[22:29:57] <Bytram> FatPhil: wasn't a problem with my git repo... was a problem in having not enough free space to finish an Ubuntu update
[22:30:21] <jasassin> and then in the coldest months of january the git repo froze and we had to take our shovels and dig and dig through the permafrost
[22:31:12] <Bytram> so, in an attempt to free up disk space, I nuked my git copy of rehash
[22:31:23] <Bytram> freed up space, but apparently, not enough. :/
[22:31:55] <jasassin> oh yes there was hash in the frozen antartic me and mutumbu right before we thought we would die we smoked some hash and sat in the igloo
[22:32:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're not moving up to the next ubuntu lts for the servers anyway. systemd
[22:32:31] <jasassin> systemd rules
[22:32:37] <jasassin> except for the bullshit
[22:32:42] <jasassin> buncha fucking bullshit
[22:33:09] <jasassin> only takes 20 commands to remove the bullshit
[22:33:15] <jasassin> but your system might still boot
[22:33:21] <jasassin> might
[22:33:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> which command removes the binary logging again?
[22:33:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> or the not booting from shell scripts?
[22:33:44] <jasassin> dood
[22:33:56] <jasassin> that is not possible
[22:33:58] * Bytram has no idea
[22:34:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> or the fact that it's a beta init system that belongs on no production server ever?
[22:34:32] * Bytram agrees on that point
[22:34:39] <jasassin> you can remove the whole thing, but it would require major restructuring of the entire system
[22:34:43] <jasassin> it is not trivial
[22:34:48] <jasassin> or recommened
[22:34:57] <FatPhil> I Think this bullshit is more bullshit than most other systemd bullshit: https://bugzilla.redhat.com
[22:34:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> or you can use a distro that doesn't use it
[22:35:01] <exec> └─ 13Bug 817186 – systemd incorrectly handles virtual text terminals
[22:35:44] <Bytram> maybe instead of trying to force things to move forward, I should find a way to roll back to my last known-good install
[22:36:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like gentoo better than i like systemd and i hate building from source
[22:36:12] <FatPhil> systemd--
[22:36:12] <Bender> karma - systemd: -31
[22:36:18] <FatPhil> gentoo++
[22:36:18] <Bender> karma - gentoo: 2
[22:36:20] <jasassin> over the course of the few months i have worked with systemd i have found it efficient and mostly adequate
[22:36:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's still a beta init system and that should NEVER hit a production server
[22:38:02] <jasassin> while that may be true, you must consider the posibility that is a viable init system and in no way is less or more than anything created before it
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[22:38:25] <jasassin> speak of the devil
[22:38:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh it's plenty less than sysv
[22:38:43] <jasassin> i disagree
[22:38:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's fine. you're allowed to be wrong
[22:39:29] <chromas> it's both
[22:39:34] <chromas> less is more, ya know
[22:39:36] <jasassin> systemd allows a fine tuned system for respawning procesess
[22:39:46] <chromas> except less allows backscrolling
[22:39:48] <jasassin> and that is only one of its finer points
[22:39:52] <Bytram> more or less
[22:39:59] <jasassin> i disagree again
[22:40:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> so do well written init scripts. far better than systemd does.
[22:40:08] <jasassin> everying is logged
[22:40:17] <jasassin> there is no problem with backtracing
[22:40:36] <chromas> oh I was referring to more vs less, the utilities
[22:40:58] <jasassin> tmb, you will come to realize that you are simply ignorant
[22:41:18] <chromas> they should make systemctl status read backward from the end of the log
[22:41:19] <jasassin> and you will eventually concede that systemd is good
[22:41:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, i been a sysadmin for over 20 years. ignorant is one thing i ain't, despite my attempts with alcohol to remedy that.
[22:41:39] <chromas> instead of searching through the whole thing for 10 seconds
[22:41:55] <chromas> borg-gates.gif
[22:42:06] <jasassin> the only reason you gripe tmb is because you are ignorant
[22:42:08] <chromas> s/gates/poettering/
[22:42:09] <exec> <chromas> borg-poettering.gif
[22:42:13] <jasassin> i do not mean offense
[22:42:17] <jasassin> i simply state a fact
[22:42:18] <Bytram> lol
[22:42:23] <Bytram> break time
[22:42:23] <jasassin> it is a better system
[22:42:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i gripe because systemd came out of pottering's ass and he didn't even have the grace to give a courtesy flush.
[22:43:11] <chromas> hairy (poettering's) ass
[22:43:19] <jasassin> regardless it is superior technology
[22:43:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> tell us about the virtues of windows 10 now why don't ya
[22:43:58] <chromas> get poettering to work one something else; others will fix up the systemd just like pulseaudio
[22:44:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i need another five shot cappuccino
[22:44:47] <jasassin> pulse audio is an antiquated discussion it works fine now
[22:44:51] <jasassin> systemd will also
[22:45:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> in another eight to ten years, it just might
[22:45:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it will still suck
[22:45:32] <chromas> but it's only decent now 'cause he moved on to something else
[22:46:03] <jasassin> hyberbole
[22:46:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think that word means what you think it means
[22:46:36] <jasassin> maybe i just redefined it
[22:46:46] <FatPhil> a few reasons systemd sucks: http://suckless.org
[22:46:48] <exec> └─ 13sucks - systemd | suckless.org software that sucks less
[22:46:59] <jasassin> meh
[22:47:04] <jasassin> read that like 2 years ago
[22:47:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Graphene Technology Enables Fully Flexible NFC Antennas - http://sylnt.us - but-can-I-fold-it-up
[22:47:24] <chromas> we should all use sinit
[22:47:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, back when it didn't try to do your laundry as well as be an init system
[22:47:41] <FatPhil> 23:54 <+FatPhil> ever heard of suckless?
[22:47:42] <FatPhil> 23:55 < jasassin> no i have never heard of it
[22:47:46] <chromas> how about an emacs / systemd merger
[22:47:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas++
[22:47:54] <Bender> karma - chromas: 185
[22:48:07] * jasassin shits all over chromas
[22:48:12] <FatPhil> jasassin--
[22:48:12] <Bender> karma - jasassin: 0
[22:48:23] <FatPhil> oooh, where did the +1 come from?
[22:48:38] <chromas> thanks for the shit, it's gotten me a lot o' irc internets with Bonder
[22:48:50] <chromas> Bender: whoup jasassin
[22:48:50] <Bender> uppers of jasassin are: TheMightyBuzzard: 1, mrgirlpluggedout: 1
[22:49:02] <jasassin> you fucking idiots whing about systemd and hillary clinton
[22:49:09] <jasassin> go get on a boat and float to cuba
[22:49:10] <chromas> ~last nick=girlplugged
[22:49:16] <exec> 03[2015-02-14 15:30:4] #Soylent <girlpluggedout> 'Sokay.
[22:49:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> who's whining about hillary? she lost. i'm happy with the job she done.
[22:49:36] <chromas> I guess I didn't notice jasassin's been here so long
[22:49:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~first jasassin
[22:49:53] <exec> 03Ops: random, first, last, all, count, source. Parameters: message, nick, channel (regex); since, until (date-/time range); limit (maximum messages to return; default is 1, unless op=all); type [message (plain+action; default), plain, action, nick, mode, join, part, quit, kick, kill, topic]; out [json, php, tab, irc, message, html]; debug (show the query and whatever else)
[22:49:53] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[22:49:58] <chromas> ~first channel= nick=jasassin
[22:50:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[22:50:02] <exec> 03[2014-03-14 06:22:45] #Soylent <jasassin> i was reading something about h.264 being paid for and "open sourced" by cisco awhile ago
[22:50:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~first nick=TheMightyBuzzard
[22:50:39] * TheMightyBuzzard glares at exec
[22:50:47] <chromas> I guess my biggest weakness would be that I pay too much attention
[22:51:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine is booze
[22:51:02] <exec> 03[2014-02-21 05:57:06] #Soylent <TheMightyBuzzard> el reg?
[22:51:08] * TheMightyBuzzard wins
[22:51:09] <chromas> ~first channel= nick=ashbentiel
[22:51:13] <exec> 03[2014-02-10 08:26:16] ##altslashdot <Ashbentiel> Yeah, they're $0.15 or so above their 52 week low.
[22:51:26] <jasassin> nah, your biggest weakness is that 1 in turtlehead you call a penis
[22:51:43] <Bytram> ~first channel= nick=martyb
[22:51:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're just jealous of my big extremities
[22:52:00] <exec> 03[2014-02-17 19:04:13] ##altslashdot <martyb> Hi all! First time using IRC here, please bear with me...
[22:52:07] <jasassin> :)
[22:52:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~first chanel= nick=chromas
[22:52:29] <Bytram> ~first channel= nick=
[22:52:39] <Bytram> du -cks *
[22:52:53] <jasassin> #fite boru
[22:52:53] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[22:53:01] <chromas> #smake db
[22:53:01] * MrPlow smakes db upside the head with a farticle
[22:53:13] * Bytram yawns
[22:53:13] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Bytram's gaping mouth
[22:53:14] * TheMightyBuzzard hates compiling stuff
[22:53:17] <jasassin> you know what a farticle is composed of?
[22:53:21] <jasassin> fart molecules
[22:53:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could be lookin at pr0n here, ya piece of shat distro
[22:53:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define farticle
[22:53:42] <exec> [local] farticle: What you call one tiny bubble out of all the bubbles when you fart in the tub.
[22:53:47] <jasassin> i direct them to TheMightyBuzzards main deflector dish
[22:53:52] <chromas> Bytram: but is there a regex you could use that handles your nick forward and backward without writing 'em both?
[22:54:08] <jasassin> wow
[22:54:11] <jasassin> let me think
[22:54:18] <Bytram> not without false positives. methinks
[22:54:20] <jasassin> no
[22:54:26] <chromas> regex--
[22:54:26] <Bender> karma - regex: 5
[22:54:26] <jasassin> it would have to be changed in the pipe
[22:54:38] <Bytram> unless I explicitly call 'em out: (bytram|martyb)
[22:54:50] <jasassin> i gotta bail im gonna go kill some zombies
[22:54:52] <chromas> gay
[22:54:57] <chromas> need an anagram selector
[22:54:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, regex that rot13s input. s/// not tr///
[22:55:01] <chromas> or whatever they're called
[22:55:04] <jasassin> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[22:55:06] <jasassin> NO
[22:55:08] <jasassin> no
[22:55:11] <jasassin> thats not right
[22:55:28] <jasassin> you are just making shit up as you go along
[22:55:38] <chromas> horseplops
[22:56:27] <jasassin> try that and see how far your script goes
[22:57:03] <jasassin> smoke some more crack
[22:57:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g sed rot13
[22:57:09] <MrPlow> http://stackoverflow.com - "The problem is first that you need single quotes around the tr arguments to prevent ... then passes each array ele thru a for loop that consists of 92 if/elif statements that when a char is matched then runs a sed replace sub:"
[22:57:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg
[22:57:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g tr rot13
[22:57:31] <MrPlow> http://www.linuxjournal.com - "Sep 1, 1998 ... The program called tr is not a big program; it is quite small and not ... of the hints are coded by a method called rot13. rot13 is a Caesar cypher, ..."
[22:57:49] <jasassin> i farted and it went in my own mouth
[22:57:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> good place for it
[22:58:02] <jasassin> but it still doesn't stink as bad as rot13 passed through sed
[22:58:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite FatPhil
[22:58:19] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:58:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> the point ain't if it's efficient, it's can you write it
[22:58:49] <jasassin> how in the fuck is that going to revese a string?
[22:58:54] <jasassin> are you on crack?
[22:58:59] <MrPlow> #fite FatPhil falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[22:59:04] <Bytram> tr "[a-zA-Z]" "[n-za-mN-ZA-M]"
[22:59:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell?
[22:59:27] <jasassin> and that has shit to do with what?
[22:59:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> holy crap, hit for 58 baby!
[22:59:48] <FatPhil> I always type that tr command when I want to rot13
[23:00:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite xhedit
[23:00:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:00:16] <FatPhil> I need it so rarely I've not even aliased it
[23:00:25] <Bytram> nice to know the source/mechanism behind it, but I just write up a script and let it remember the details
[23:00:31] * TheMightyBuzzard slaps it in the rehash source for april 1
[23:00:35] <jasassin> i do not even grasp the concept of translaction and rot13
[23:00:42] <jasassin> wtf does that have to do with anything combined?
[23:00:56] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: too late... is a standard part of the puzzles that I posted
[23:00:59] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[23:01:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, it shows regex proficiency of an absurd level
[23:01:21] <jasassin> regex is another variable
[23:01:23] <chromas> is there an obfuscated regex contest?
[23:01:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno but there should be
[23:01:34] <jasassin> and regex with rot13 is still bullshit
[23:01:38] <jasassin> you are making shit up
[23:01:39] <Bytram> dept of redundancy dept
[23:01:41] <FatPhil> most perl golf is just a regexp
[23:01:43] <jasassin> you are just making shit up
[23:01:52] <jasassin> stupid idiot making shit up
[23:02:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe but i can do it
[23:02:11] <jasassin> two commands that have little to do with each other
[23:02:14] <jasassin> you are a fuckhead
[23:02:18] <jasassin> not sorry
[23:02:21] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[23:02:24] <jasassin> you are just blowing smoke up assholes
[23:02:30] <jasassin> trying to sounds cool and shit
[23:02:33] <jasassin> but you are a fucking idiot
[23:02:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you can't do it, take your tiny epenis and go cry in the corner
[23:03:00] <mechanicjay> mmm, e-penis
[23:03:03] <mechanicjay> nograb
[23:03:15] <jasassin> code me an example in one line shouldn't take more than 20 chars to proof it
[23:03:29] <Bytram> lol
[23:03:36] <jasassin> you can't because you're full of shit
[23:03:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> shouldn't take more than 20 characters is NOT part of mastering regex
[23:03:59] <jasassin> dood
[23:04:02] <jasassin> you are fucked
[23:04:06] <jasassin> i rest my case
[23:04:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should be able to read a 50 character regex with more brackets and ()s than you have fingers and toes
[23:04:16] <FatPhil> dang, when's the MIT story gonna go live - I want comment #1 on that
[23:04:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> or you just suck
[23:04:46] <FatPhil> what was the actual problem that needed a regexp solution?
[23:04:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> we didn't have one. we were just goofing.
[23:05:02] <jasassin> that has nthing to fucking do with what you said
[23:05:04] <Bytram> I think it was a filosofical question
[23:05:08] <jasassin> you are just making more bullshit up now
[23:05:13] <jasassin> to try to cover your stupid bullshit
[23:05:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm just telling you that you suck at regex is what i'm doing
[23:05:50] <jasassin> why?
[23:06:03] <jasassin> the sky is the sky and people are people that is regex
[23:06:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause you can't hang with me re: it
[23:06:48] <jasassin> hey man i didn't want this to turn into a huge epnis thing
[23:06:56] <jasassin> i couldn't code my way out of a wet paper bag
[23:06:59] <jasassin> so leave me alone
[23:07:19] * TheMightyBuzzard dances around the room waving his massive epeen at everyone
[23:07:27] <jasassin> but when you say i dont understand regex that kinda pisses me off
[23:08:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg. llvm building now. that should take a while.
[23:09:07] <jasassin> espcially when im currently piping regex in and out of commands
[23:09:09] <jasassin> fuck you
[23:09:53] <Bytram> hmmm... how about turning the problem around... instead of finding a way to free up space on my disk in the VM... how about I try and make my VM's disk larger?
[23:10:23] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[23:10:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> worth a try
[23:10:32] <jasassin> wtf bro
[23:10:42] <jasassin> depends on the virtualiztion software
[23:10:58] <Bytram> I gots the concept... devil is in the details of how do i go about doing it?
[23:10:58] <FatPhil> should be trivial in anything with any kind of QoI
[23:11:10] <Bytram> is a VirtualBox vm
[23:11:31] <jasassin> it might not be possible i haven't used vb in a long time
[23:11:38] <jasassin> but if its not in the menu google it
[23:11:48] <jasassin> i dont think its possible
[23:11:49] <FatPhil> Pretty sure I resized a VB VM just with some slider somewhere
[23:11:57] <mechanicjay> Virtual Box disk tools should let you "grow" the volume size
[23:12:03] <jasassin> perhaps
[23:12:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> might be a command line whatzit if there's not a gui way
[23:12:21] <jasassin> i haven't used a virtual machine in so many years
[23:12:24] <mechanicjay> The boot the vm with a recovery cd and grow the partition with some wizardly linux partitioning tool
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[23:12:28] <Bytram> nodnod -- thanks
[23:12:31] <jasassin> it serves little purpose for me
[23:12:38] <jasassin> but im sure it rules for people
[23:12:42] <mechanicjay> I like gparted for fool proof graphical partition operations.
[23:12:45] <jasassin> i got a shitty 4 gigs of ram
[23:12:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> what mechanicjay said
[23:12:58] <jasassin> and now themightybuzzard has like 8 gigs
[23:13:09] <jasassin> hey tmb did you ever find out what the bad stick was?
[23:13:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> when i get done compiling, sure
[23:13:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, only have room for 4 sticks and already had 2 in there
[23:13:29] <FatPhil> I'll just leave you with this, and say g'night...
[23:13:30] <FatPhil> dc -e'[[dc -e]P39dP91PrP93P[dx]PPAP]dx'
[23:13:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> and they gotta be matched
[23:13:47] <jasassin> :(
[23:13:54] <jasassin> it was fucked up ram anyway
[23:14:00] <jasassin> stupid fucking shitty amd only ram
[23:14:02] <jasassin> bah
[23:14:18] <jasassin> glad i sent it to you it serves no purpose for me
[23:14:43] <jasassin> i was disapoointed putting that shit in trying one stick at a time
[23:14:48] <jasassin> fucking amd only ram
[23:14:53] <jasassin> JEWS
[23:15:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's EF's mantra. copyright infringer.
[23:15:20] <jasassin> no you have to have the 13th bit
[23:15:31] <jasassin> meh
[23:15:38] <jasassin> i dont really have a problem with him
[23:15:52] <jasassin> i think he's hillarious and cool and i mostly agree with with
[23:16:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[23:16:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[23:16:29] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 236
[23:16:34] <jasassin> beat me to it
[23:16:45] <jasassin> i just smoked
[23:16:59] <jasassin> too bad there wasn't a dudge named marijuana
[23:17:05] <jasassin> i could do a
[23:17:13] <jasassin> marijuana++
[23:17:13] <Bender> karma - marijuana: 3
[23:17:16] <jasassin> oh i can
[23:17:18] <jasassin> good
[23:17:40] <jasassin> holy shit tmb slow down... you are going to get the cancer
[23:18:18] <Bytram> yep... looks like VBoxManage or one of its ilk is what I'll need to use. =)
[23:18:30] <jasassin> huh
[23:18:33] <Bytram> and, of course, now duty calls and I gtg
[23:18:35] <Bytram> :(
[23:18:40] <jasassin> no
[23:18:41] <Bytram> nice chatting with ya all...
[23:18:45] <jasassin> they are all gonna laugh at you
[23:18:49] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: MANY thanks for the suggestions and help!
[23:19:11] * jasassin waves to bytram
[23:23:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> 71/90
[23:29:10] <n1> it's beeroclock
[23:30:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds wonderful but i'm still compiling
[23:30:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't wanna be drunk and bugger things up
[23:31:09] <mechanicjay> :( no beer-o-clock for us west coasters yet
[23:31:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt it's five o'clock somewhere
[23:31:48] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com