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[00:00:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[00:00:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:01:07] <MrPlow> #fite chromas falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[00:01:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[00:01:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[00:01:30] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 222
[00:01:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite systemd
[00:01:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:02:19] <MrPlow> #fite systemd falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[00:02:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite FatPhil
[00:02:25] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:02:56] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[00:05:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - O'Reilly: Cyber Monday Sale; All 14,000 eBooks Discounted 50 Percent - http://sylnt.us - good-stuff-from-good-folks-at-good-prices
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[00:37:54] <jasassin> its a pretty good day, i just checked and my cock didn't get any smaller
[00:38:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's always a win, yeah
[00:38:42] <jasassin> gotta keep track of that poor little thing... shouldn't outta done that it was just a little boy
[00:39:10] <jasassin> hey tmb you ever seen that movie slingblade?
[00:39:23] <jasassin> i think thats what it was with that billy bob thortoton
[00:39:49] <jasassin> how that dickhead was married to angelina jolie i have no idea, but props
[00:40:58] <cmn32480> #fite Fnord666
[00:40:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:41:00] <MrPlow> #fite Fnord666 falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[00:41:16] <jasassin> #fite boru
[00:41:16] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[00:41:44] <jasassin> who programmed that/
[00:41:47] <jasassin> ?
[00:41:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, not in a while
[00:42:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, he asked to be blacklisted
[00:42:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> got tired of getting ping spammed
[00:42:13] <jasassin> hhhahahahahahahaha
[00:42:48] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - dir std err give you same request?
[00:42:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> no
[00:42:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> not yet anyway
[00:43:02] <cmn32480> he had asked in here a few days back about it
[00:43:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, can do then
[00:43:24] <cmn32480> you was on the road me thinks
[00:43:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> have been since, um, dunno when
[00:44:20] <jasassin> you guys ever wake up and just feel like your ass was beat? is it just me? damn i can barely move
[00:44:21] <cmn32480> 11/23 @ 18:45 - Agree. I don't want my nick to be highlighted because of a game I'm not even part of. It's spam.
[00:44:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, thas why god made amphetamine and caffeine
[00:44:56] <cmn32480> buzz - the above time stamp was when he asked about it
[00:45:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, think i'll just create a blacklist table and implement a #blacklist command
[00:45:30] <cmn32480> good idea
[00:45:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> only let ya do yerself though
[00:45:45] <cmn32480> that way people can blacklist theyselves adn not bug you w/ it
[00:45:45] <jasassin> nicotine++
[00:45:45] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 223
[00:46:09] <cmn32480> I'm sure somebody will f**k it up
[00:46:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly chromas
[00:46:29] * cmn32480 wonders how he will find a way to blacklist NC
[00:46:49] <jasassin> yeah in about 2 minutes the gig is up
[00:48:02] <chromas> Maybe it should be opt-in
[00:48:09] <chromas> er uh, whitelist
[00:48:15] <jasassin> pita
[00:48:29] <chromas> white is right
[00:48:50] <jasassin> thats mighty white of you chromas
[00:49:32] <jasassin> hahahha a guy i know got the trip to HR because hey said thats mighty white of you in front of the wrong people
[00:49:35] <chromas> you're damn white is is
[00:49:47] * jasassin laughs his ass off at chromas
[00:49:48] <chromas> was he white?
[00:49:52] <jasassin> yeah he was
[00:50:05] <chromas> ah. thus the trip
[00:50:15] * jasassin laughs
[00:50:24] <jasassin> it is funny, just thinking about al going to hr
[00:50:24] * chromas bubble sorts the progressive stack
[00:50:34] <jasassin> shit i've been to hr you ever ben to hr?
[00:50:47] <chromas> never worked in a place with hr
[00:50:51] <jasassin> huh
[00:51:05] <jasassin> you should the gods that may or may not be
[00:51:19] <jasassin> hr is an inquisition and a joke without a punchline
[00:51:47] <chromas> a bit speciesist though
[00:51:57] <chromas> what about non-human resources?
[00:52:08] <jasassin> hahahahahhaaha
[00:52:16] <jasassin> you fucking weirdo
[00:52:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> das racis
[00:52:50] * jasassin gives up
[00:52:53] <systemd> Robots are resources too!
[00:53:28] <jasassin> #fite systemd
[00:53:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:53:28] <MrPlow> #fite systemd's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[00:53:48] <jasassin> somebody call lennart
[00:54:11] <chromas> there's some extra work for ya tmb; check for corpse before wasting time talking 'bout spam
[00:54:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?
[00:54:34] <jasassin> oh snap
[00:54:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i kilt systemd less than an hour ago
[00:54:56] <jasassin> i didn't even think of that he's right tmb
[00:55:17] <chromas> it says spam going to channel but then there's no spam
[00:55:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, roger
[00:55:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> and also, shaddup
[00:55:32] <chromas> #smake MrPlow for the lye
[00:55:32] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow for the lye upside the head with metaphorically
[00:55:52] * jasassin pats TheMightyBuzzard on the head gently
[00:57:16] <jasassin> #fite sedctl
[00:57:16] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:57:21] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[00:58:07] * TheMightyBuzzard is currently setting up webserver with a directory fulla nekkid womens pictures
[00:58:28] * jasassin members naked woman
[00:58:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> aside from the one i use i mean. this one's going to be R rated not XXXXOMGWTFBBQXXXXXXARGH
[00:59:16] <jasassin> you mean no gaping assholes?
[00:59:34] <jasassin> thats no fun
[00:59:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> no chicks giving rimjobs to labradors n such
[01:00:12] <chromas> then what's the point?
[01:00:19] <jasassin> xactly
[01:00:37] <chromas> will there be oc?
[01:00:47] <jasassin> there's nothing
[01:00:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'for the roomie's boy to accidentally find not for adults.
[01:01:11] <jasassin> hahahahhahahahahahaha
[01:01:13] <jasassin> OMFG
[01:01:14] <chromas> is it a vm exposed to the lan?
[01:01:32] <chromas> discovering porn is a rite of passage. we must bring it to the digital age
[01:01:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> teenagers don't need the corruption us adults enjoy
[01:02:02] <jasassin> that is some fucked up shit that could be disputed for hours
[01:02:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> it are the equivalent of leaving your playboys somewhere findable but hiding the hustlers and foreign shat elsewhere.
[01:02:16] <chromas> make it clingy shirts and stuff and he has to wokr a little to find additional content, like try out different urls or something
[01:02:56] <jasassin> like an easter egg hunt for the labia
[01:03:14] <chromas> make him watch The Net
[01:03:17] <jasassin> if he gets really lucky he might find a clitoris or two
[01:03:22] <chromas> then put a little pi symbol that takes him to porn
[01:03:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't mind answering vanilla questions but i don't want to answer "hey uncle buzz, why is this woman eating poop off of this other woman's face"
[01:03:55] <jasassin> little asshole will know pi to 300 digits just to get to the next pic
[01:04:19] <jasassin> hahahahhaha
[01:04:24] <chromas> see, it's edubational
[01:04:30] <jasassin> doood hahahahahahhah
[01:04:55] <jasassin> its defecational
[01:06:09] <jasassin> see who needs vr goggles when you have this virtual reality
[01:06:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> poor me. i shall have to look at naked chicks all this week so's i can build up a collection for him to find.
[01:06:56] <jasassin> heh you should get a job in the uk
[01:06:57] <chromas> all out of clean stuff?
[01:07:23] <jasassin> what do you do for a living? i watch porn 12 hours a day every day
[01:07:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, why tha hell would i want that nonsense aside from phone wallpapers?
[01:07:53] <chromas> desktop wallpapers
[01:08:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, nothing currently. i'm burning through savings for the past two years.
[01:09:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> call it an extended vacation as a present to myself.
[01:09:01] <jasassin> tmb that was meant as a rhetorical joke
[01:09:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> named the directory u1f4a9
[01:09:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> no way he can resist that
[01:09:58] <jasassin> i love this shit
[01:10:01] <jasassin> you are devious
[01:10:20] <jasassin> most sinister
[01:10:22] systemd is now known as FootlongDong
[01:11:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> that should be a good fite
[01:11:16] <jasassin> uh uh
[01:11:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> mkay, now to set up nfs sharing of the pics directory so i can save directly to it
[01:11:46] <chromas> write a perl script to scoop files off the net
[01:11:53] <chromas> then share the script, for the good of the land
[01:12:08] <jasassin> nothing should be written in perl
[01:12:18] FootlongDong is now known as systemd
[01:13:14] <jasassin> i looked at some perl and i had an an·eu·rysm
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[01:14:10] <jasassin> i wrote a bot for an irc trivia channel and i had a stroke now i use the left side of my face for the space bar
[01:14:44] <chromas> we used to have a trivia bot
[01:15:00] <cmn32480> really?
[01:15:01] <jasassin> yeah it takes about half the time to hack it as it does to make it
[01:15:01] <chromas> it got aids and died
[01:15:10] <jasassin> hahahhaaha
[01:15:15] * jasassin laughs like a little bitch
[01:15:42] <jasassin> oh fuck
[01:15:47] <jasassin> hahahhahhaah im still laughing
[01:15:50] <jasassin> you porky pigged me
[01:16:20] <jasassin> haghahahahhaah
[01:16:24] <jasassin> OH MY FUCK
[01:16:26] <jasassin> hahahahahahaha
[01:17:43] * jasassin finally calms down
[01:18:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, recode is written in perl. luck hacking it though.
[01:19:00] <jasassin> i'd look at it, and it would punch me in the nuts
[01:19:05] <chromas> should be running on asp.net
[01:19:07] <chromas> iis
[01:19:19] <jasassin> hahahahah
[01:19:21] <jasassin> fuck stop
[01:19:25] <jasassin> you're doing it again
[01:19:53] <jasassin> omg i was trying to smoke and i end up choking
[01:21:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, this is why you shouldn't fellate and irc at the same time
[01:21:33] <jasassin> hey cmon now
[01:21:50] <chromas> the fellacious irc trend
[01:21:55] <chromas> let's make it a thing
[01:22:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean didn't your mother tell you not to talk with your mouth full?
[01:22:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> type with your hands full? hrm...
[01:22:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:22:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[01:22:47] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 224
[01:22:47] <jasassin> type with everything full
[01:22:50] <chromas> her mouth was full too
[01:22:55] <chromas> it was reciprocol
[01:23:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, that's when you webcam not type
[01:23:13] * TheMightyBuzzard goes to nicotine
[01:23:25] <jasassin> maybe you could use one of those steven hawkings machines
[01:23:53] * jasassin talks in a robot voice OHH YES THAT IS IT BABY DO IT THAT WAY OH YOU ARE SO GOOD
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[01:27:01] <jasassin> time to kill some zombies
[01:27:11] <jasassin> afk
[02:06:05] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[02:06:06] * exec sneakily farts a massive fart a rar archive of feministing droppings at #soylent
[02:17:49] <jasassin> does anyone use rar anymore?
[02:18:20] <jasassin> compress zip gzip all antiquated
[02:18:23] <jasassin> all xv shit now
[02:18:47] <jasassin> whatever the fuck you call it
[02:18:59] <jasassin> who cares couple more months and they'll have some new shit
[02:23:17] <jasassin> what is a mealy mouth bastard?
[02:23:26] <jasassin> i do not get it
[02:23:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> bzip2 forever, bitches
[02:23:48] <jasassin> hey tmb wtf is a "mealy mouth bastard"?
[02:24:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g mealy mouth
[02:24:09] <MrPlow> http://www.dictionary.com - "Mealy-mouthed definition, avoiding the use of direct and plain language, as from timidity, excessive delicacy, or hypocrisy; inclined to mince words; insincere, ..."
[02:24:36] <jasassin> huh
[02:25:14] <jasassin> that is me
[02:26:34] <jasassin> #g butthurt
[02:26:34] <MrPlow> http://www.urbandictionary.com - "Top Definition. ButtHurt. An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame."
[02:27:25] <jasassin> #g troglodyte
[02:27:26] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Troglodyte means cave-dweller, from the Greek trogle \"hole, mouse-hole\" and dyein \"go in, dive in\", so literally \"cave goer\", \"cave diver\". The term was created in ..."
[02:27:42] <jasassin> mealy mouthed butthurt troglodyte
[02:28:31] <chromas> ~define butthurt
[02:28:33] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03ButtHurt: An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hos...
[02:31:28] <jasassin> thank you
[02:32:48] <chromas> troglodyte sounds like a feminist buzzword
[02:34:31] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:34:36] <Bytram> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:34:38] <exec> └─ 13Microsoft update servers left all Azure RHEL instances hackable • The Register
[02:42:41] <jasassin> chromas sounds like something in a gene that turned them into that
[02:44:19] <jasassin> i wont apologize for what i said, but i do feel sorry
[02:44:54] <jasassin> oh great now my cloud storage is hacked
[02:45:17] <jasassin> what shall i do with all this excellent pedophilia
[02:45:29] * jasassin laughs at his own stupid shit
[02:46:30] <jasassin> ahhh fuck this gonna play some quake3 if anyone wants to join i'll be on crom ffa
[02:47:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Failure of Promising Alzheimer Drug Strikes a Blow to Theory - http://sylnt.us - now-where-did-I-put-my-keys
[02:52:47] <chromas> is quake 3 still around?
[03:09:03] <jasassin> fuck yeah
[03:09:09] <jasassin> i am a quake3 god
[03:09:17] <jasassin> well a handfull of pepole can beat me
[03:09:22] <jasassin> and fatal1ty would drop
[03:12:29] <jasassin> the name jasassin originates from 1995 when quakeworld came out
[03:12:48] <jasassin> i put it on all the employeees computers then the boss found out we were deathmatching
[03:13:02] <jasassin> put a big cabash on that shit
[03:13:59] <jasassin> the kicker is somewhere out there on a magnet tape with a file named tk421 that you could untar to a new quake directory
[03:30:40] <chromas> ~first limit=4 nick=khyber since=2014-03-11 02:35:3
[03:30:43] <exec> 03[2014-03-11 02:35:13] #Soylent <Khyber> I'm sick of being held hostage
[03:30:44] <exec> 03[2014-03-11 02:35:29] #Soylent <Khyber> So, I'm about to turn all my video chat servers into a bandwidth buster. Not a DDoS. Just a legitimate bandwidth bill raiser.
[03:30:44] <exec> 03[2014-03-11 02:36:01] #Soylent <Khyber> I'll start at 40TB aggregate bw and slowly bring it up to 400TB with legit page refreshes, link trawling, all multi-ip cloud-based
[03:30:44] <exec> 03[2014-03-11 02:36:11] #Soylent <Khyber> Let's see how they like a hostage fighting back
[03:31:03] <chromas> damn hostages
[03:57:03] <jasassin> fuckin it up for the rest of us
[04:13:50] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:17:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Every Unix Commit from 1970 to Now() as a Pretty Video - http://sylnt.us - august-29th-1997
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[04:32:05] <jasassin> i keep on hopin we'll eat cake by the ocean
[04:32:07] <jasassin> fuck you
[04:34:24] <jasassin> ive never been to a party unless you call a birthday party a party
[04:34:27] <jasassin> i mean an adult party
[04:34:31] <jasassin> never attended
[04:35:01] <jasassin> i'd be the guy pissing on the curtains
[04:35:12] <jasassin> for no reason
[04:51:04] <jasassin> and if you dont like it then hey, fuck you
[04:57:53] <jasassin> its a conundrum
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[05:05:08] <jasassin> is there a difference between a criminal and a smooth criminal?
[05:12:35] systemd is now known as ThrobinCoq
[05:13:32] ThrobinCoq is now known as systemd
[05:26:05] <DECbot> jasassin: Hillary Clinton vs Bill Clinton?
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[06:11:49] <jasassin> smug
[06:12:04] <jasassin> you dont have it you can't even buy it and you just dont get it
[06:12:58] <jasassin> is that smug?
[06:13:15] <jasassin> !definition smug
[06:13:20] <jasassin> ~definition smug
[06:13:31] <jasassin> #smug
[06:13:45] <jasassin> #imdoingsomethingwrong
[06:15:16] <jasassin> #fite u
[06:15:16] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[06:15:23] <MrPlow> #fite u falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[06:19:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Your Dog Remembers More Than You Might Think - http://sylnt.us - do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do
[06:21:19] <jasassin> scrub yourselves with soap and water you filthy asses
[06:22:36] <jasassin> gnome3 fuck yoursleef
[06:22:41] <jasassin> #fite gnome3
[06:22:41] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see gnome3
[06:23:05] <jasassin> #fite gnome2
[06:23:05] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see gnome2
[06:23:10] <jasassin> fuck you plow
[06:23:21] <jasassin> plow the driveway and be useful
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[06:31:42] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 21°C/69°F, 5:31 pm AEDT, Monday, 28 November 2016
[06:33:24] <jasassin> #fight systemd
[06:33:43] <jasassin> #fite systemd
[06:33:43] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[06:33:43] <MrPlow> #fite systemd's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[06:34:46] <jasassin> fight
[06:34:52] <jasassin> lose
[06:34:53] <jasassin> die
[06:54:37] <crutchy> oh my... i think i just creamed my pants
[06:54:39] <crutchy> http://i.imgur.com
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[08:10:52] <jasassin> fuck fedora25
[08:13:07] <boru> ...
[08:13:39] * crutchy tips hat
[08:14:25] <boru> Also, that sure is a nice joint.
[08:14:52] <jasassin> meh
[08:14:57] <jasassin> fuck yourself
[08:15:23] <boru> Is that a bot or some such?
[08:15:23] <jasassin> #fite boru
[08:15:23] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[08:15:34] <jasassin> perhaps
[08:15:37] <jasassin> perhaps not
[08:15:42] <jasassin> wanna try the turing test?
[08:15:59] <boru> It seems to just spew endless nonsense into the channel. Broken Markov chain, perhaps.
[08:16:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Zimbabwe to Start Circulating New Bond Notes on Monday - http://sylnt.us - the-name-is-Bond,-James-Bond
[08:17:37] <jasassin> morkov is ir·rel·e·vant you will be assimilated
[08:18:57] <jasassin> did i mention that resistance is futil?
[08:19:33] <jasassin> i am so real
[08:19:37] <jasassin> i would punc you in the nuts
[08:20:28] <jasassin> you know i play a lot of quake3
[08:20:43] <jasassin> and they always say some shit like... you are a bot its a bot
[08:20:47] <jasassin> FUCK YOU
[08:21:22] <jasassin> boru you are a dumbass
[08:21:33] <jasassin> #fite boru
[08:21:33] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[08:21:46] <jasassin> i am the dumbass
[08:21:57] <jasassin> and you are a bitch
[08:22:09] <jasassin> i'd rather be stupid than a stupid bitch
[08:22:46] <jasassin> hey boru sniff your fingers
[08:22:53] <jasassin> i wont even make a punchline
[08:22:55] <jasassin> go fuck yourself
[08:23:09] <jasassin> you are a weakling
[08:23:30] <jasassin> bottom of the barrel why are you even alive?
[08:24:11] <boru> QED.
[08:24:15] <jasassin> whines about fighting in a fucking irc channel
[08:24:19] <jasassin> and then wtf
[08:24:25] <jasassin> stfu stupid idiot
[08:24:44] <jasassin> FAG
[08:25:06] <jasassin> or should i have said
[08:25:08] <jasassin> FAG.
[08:25:50] * boru chuckles.
[08:26:19] * jasassin pisses all over boru mouth while he chuckles
[08:26:25] <boru> No wonder playing Quake 3 is your greatest accomplishment.
[08:27:06] <jasassin> its better than being the master of cocksmoking like you! you hide behind that curtain and noone noone whats going on but you tontinue
[08:28:14] <boru> You seem to have an infatuation with homosexuality; probably projecting.
[08:28:27] <jasassin> yeah thats right i want your big fat cock
[08:28:32] <jasassin> stupid idiot
[08:28:33] <boru> I suspected as much.
[08:29:03] <jasassin> what do you want in life boru?
[08:29:55] <jasassin> the question is valid for anyone listening
[08:31:06] <jasassin> you give up?
[08:31:12] <jasassin> the gig is up they finally found you
[08:31:35] <jasassin> #fite boru
[08:31:36] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[08:31:54] <jasassin> no wonder why because you are a fuckikng pussface faggit
[08:32:13] <jasassin> god this boru guy someone ddos his ass
[08:32:42] <jasassin> lgbtqxyx ass motherfucker
[08:34:08] <jasassin> your kung fu is weak boru
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[08:34:31] <jasassin> do you want to see mine?
[08:34:39] <jasassin> lets #fite
[08:34:41] <KhyberLESon> You rang? I got 400TB/s
[08:34:50] <jasassin> take out him
[08:34:53] <jasassin> he's an asshole
[08:34:56] KhyberLESon is now known as KhyberLEDson
[08:34:58] <jasassin> syn flood whatever
[08:35:03] <jasassin> papasmurf his ass
[08:35:05] <jasassin> what a jerk
[08:35:19] * KhyberLEDson sprinkles LEDs about the channel
[08:35:55] <jasassin> i would do it but my upstream filters packets by origination
[08:36:02] <jasassin> so i can't spoof the ip
[08:36:21] <jasassin> i can only spoof like 4 hops deep
[08:36:51] <KhyberLEDson> I'll start at 40TB aggregate bw and slowly bring it up to 400TB with legit page refreshes, link trawling, all multi-ip cloud-based
[08:37:06] <jasassin> holy shit
[08:37:12] <jasassin> i don't use that on me
[08:37:17] <jasassin> you want the ip?
[08:37:21] <jasassin> or do you already know?
[08:38:33] <jasassin> dont go overboard
[08:39:00] <jasassin> but a few minutes would be cool
[08:39:16] <boru> What now? Skiddies and lamers?
[08:39:20] <jasassin> fuck it i can do it
[08:39:40] <jasassin> there once was a bitch from nantuckitk
[08:39:54] <boru> To paraphrase John Gilmore; the 'Net interprets idiocy as damage and routes around it.
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[08:40:08] <jasassin> heh
[08:40:13] <jasassin> you can't route around us
[08:40:17] <jasassin> we are anonymous
[08:41:01] <boru> You're something, alright.
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[08:41:24] <jasassin> ok dickface let your packets go through an overloaded server in pakistan to make the packets go back to chigago
[08:41:27] <jasassin> have fun dickhead
[08:41:47] <boru> I'll be waiting.
[08:41:51] <jasassin> if i were under 18
[08:41:56] <jasassin> i would decimate you
[08:42:01] <jasassin> i dont want to go to prison
[08:42:08] <jasassin> over a little prick like you
[08:42:28] <boru> I'd hope they'd chemically castrate you instead of prison; that'd just be cruel. I doubt you'd survive there.
[08:42:44] <jasassin> you assume i've never beenm there
[08:42:48] <boru> Preventing you from contributing to the gene pool would be sufficient.
[08:43:08] <jasassin> you are really ignorant and presumtious
[08:43:16] <boru> Pot, meet kettle.
[08:43:27] <jasassin> no
[08:43:36] <jasassin> i am nothing like you
[08:43:38] <jasassin> i am cool
[08:43:45] * boru chuckles.
[08:43:50] <jasassin> i am cool as a stream, and i draw like a dream
[08:43:51] <boru> Well, I have work to do.
[08:43:55] <jasassin> you are a shithead
[08:43:58] * boru wanders off.
[08:45:00] <jasassin> fucking faggits gonna wander off and beat his wife and slap his kids around
[08:45:36] <KhyberLEDson> In fact, if you had actually read everything leading up to this, it's the only logical conclusion
[08:46:11] <jasassin> and you you kyberian motherfucker
[08:46:26] <jasassin> you couldn't conclude a wet tissue after you shot a load into it
[08:46:27] <jasassin> so stfu
[08:46:46] <KhyberLEDson> No one's better off with what's happening currently, either
[08:47:20] <jasassin> evidently english is not your first language or you have down sydrome
[08:47:39] <KhyberLEDson> Assholes deserve an asshole response in kind, jasassin
[08:48:04] <jasassin> touche++
[08:48:04] <Bender> karma - touche: 3
[08:48:46] * KhyberLEDson whistles nonchalantly
[08:49:26] <jasassin> #fite khyberledson
[08:49:26] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see khyberledson
[08:50:20] <jasassin> oh i see a pussy
[08:51:07] <jasassin> you couldn't ddos yourself ya stupid idiot
[08:51:21] <KhyberLEDson> How many times do I have to expain to you tech-illiterates that this is not a DDoS?
[08:52:58] <jasassin> whatever dickheadEdison
[08:53:12] <jasassin> go invent a light bulb and steal it from someome
[08:54:13] <jasassin> what is your native language.. dumbass? we'll have to add that into the code
[08:55:18] <KhyberLEDson> The comunity is already being injured by two assholes fighitng.
[08:55:34] <jasassin> what a joke
[08:55:46] <jasassin> you are a real life twat
[08:55:55] <KhyberLEDson> And you're how old, rage? That's been used like that since the 90s on the east coast
[08:56:07] <jasassin> doesn't matter
[08:56:12] <jasassin> either way you die
[08:56:27] <KhyberLEDson> anyways, I'm done being a venting bitch, now. Sadly, none of you seem to hav been able to see a simple vent/rant, and you took it too far. This would've been done faster had you just shut up and let me vent
[08:56:45] <jasassin> never
[08:56:54] <jasassin> and you vent this
[08:57:34] * jasassin shoves a huge 8----D up KhyberLEDson's ass
[09:00:04] <jasassin> in all the years of my life (undisclosed) i have never seen such a twat
[09:00:56] <jasassin> like some dune miner and he finds the spice his eyes turn blue and then he just goes into a corner and masturbates until he's dead
[09:01:52] <jasassin> he might make some sounds while he's doing that so make sure to take that thing off his face
[09:03:01] <jasassin> freddy crougarant
[09:03:17] <jasassin> freddy dinar
[09:03:25] <jasassin> freddy peso
[09:03:35] <jasassin> freddy sinco de mayo
[09:05:07] <jasassin> how can you tell the truth from the real?
[09:05:46] <KhyberLEDson> but the truth... yea, fuck that
[09:06:28] <jasassin> i know
[09:06:33] <jasassin> i know its bad
[09:06:44] <jasassin> im sorry
[09:06:55] <jasassin> the truth is brutal
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[09:19:03] <KhyberLEDson> That ain't right
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[09:36:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Silicon Valley "Brain Trust" to aid Trump. - http://sylnt.us - brain-drain
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[11:19:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:19:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3052
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[11:46:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:46:03] * exec inadequately ships a pinch of bile with cmn32480
[11:46:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[11:46:08] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[11:48:19] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:48:21] * exec half-heartedly queefs a hashtable of shit-on-a-stick at TheMightyBuzzard
[11:48:26] <cmn32480> the god hath smiled upon thee
[11:49:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh? woot!
[11:49:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> cryin shame i gotta bounce the bot
[11:49:33] <cmn32480> kill a fuckton o people firt
[11:50:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, just the important one
[11:50:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[11:50:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:50:49] <chromas> ah oh
[11:51:02] <chromas> where's the lube?
[11:51:30] <MrPlow> #fite chromas falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:51:55] <chromas> #fitectl scoreboard
[11:51:55] <MrPlow> There's a fight going on. You'll have to wait.
[11:52:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> shiny new scoreboard coming next bounce
[11:52:27] <cmn32480> I lost... no shock
[11:52:34] <cmn32480> you cna bounce at any point
[11:52:41] <chromas> #fitectl scoreboard
[11:52:41] <MrPlow> There's a fight going on. You'll have to wait.
[11:52:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[11:52:45] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[11:53:06] <chromas> oh it wasn't quite done
[11:53:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[11:53:10] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[11:53:12] <chromas> fitus interruptus
[11:54:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, bad rel link. shame be upon you.
[11:55:04] <chromas> works for me
[11:55:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> does now, ya
[11:55:12] <chromas> what's it should be?
[11:55:19] <chromas> oh
[11:55:20] <chromas> you fixed. k
[11:55:39] <chromas> feedback on style? color scheme et cetera
[11:55:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> is ok, i forgives ya for not knowing there was already a css directory under the webroot
[11:56:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> butt ugly, i dig it
[11:56:24] <chromas> oh yeah I didn't see a place for css so I made a new directory
[11:56:26] <chromas> +
[11:56:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> needs a couple hundred meg font though
[11:56:44] <chromas> cat plussed the channel
[11:56:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> kitteh++
[11:56:58] <Bender> karma - kitteh: 2
[11:56:59] <chromas> needs icons and js
[11:57:20] <boru> JS for what?
[11:57:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, ima smoke
[11:57:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:57:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:57:25] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 225
[11:57:29] <chromas> I'll think of something
[11:57:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, https://sylnt.us
[11:57:47] <exec> └─ 13#fite Scoreboard
[11:57:55] <chromas> maybe js to update the scoreboard without reloads
[11:58:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas did some css for it
[11:58:05] <boru> Ah.
[11:58:06] * TheMightyBuzzard steps out
[12:04:21] <exec> #fite cmn32480
[12:04:21] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:04:50] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480 falls broken at exec's feet.
[12:09:39] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[12:09:39] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[12:10:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> mkay, need to do rehash code today not MrPlow code
[12:11:34] <chromas> move the message notification into a blue bar along the top, with ajax to update it instantly
[12:12:00] <chromas> Soybook
[12:12:09] * cmn32480 kickcs firfox in the head
[12:15:36] <chromas> a well deserved kick
[13:07:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Federal Judge Blocks Obama's Overtime Pay Increase for Millions of Salaried Workers - http://sylnt.us - longer-hours-for-same-pay
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[13:22:18] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:22:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3053
[13:22:20] <Bytram> !uid
[13:22:21] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6419, owned by CryoBrainFreeze
[13:22:26] <Bytram> lol
[13:22:34] <Bytram> #submit http://www.theregister.co.uk
[13:22:35] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:22:36] <exec> └─ 13Microsoft update servers left all Azure RHEL instances hackable • The Register
[13:23:00] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:25:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[13:25:50] * exec analiciously gives birth to a ½ cup of false promises for Bytram
[13:26:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> got yer <a stuff>text text <i>text</i>SPACE</a> bug fixed proper like this morning
[13:26:50] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:26:52] * exec suspiciously postulates a finger of bedbugs towards TheMightyBuzzard
[13:27:07] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: !Woop
[13:27:09] <Bytram> !woop
[13:27:10] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[13:27:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> we had a sub in there doing that to every bloody thing. it was strangely enough named spaces_between_tags, which we don't need.
[13:27:59] <Bytram> hmmmm.
[13:28:21] * Bytram is wondering what kind of side effects that might reveal
[13:28:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno, let's find out
[13:29:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> even if it turns out it was useful somewhere, it was done entirely wrong.
[13:30:18] <Bytram> in general, the end tags for *block* items, e.g. P, BLOCKQUOTE, TR, TD, TH, LI, OL, UL, DL, DT, DD, DIV (may be others) should always be followed by a "\n\n"
[13:30:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar but that's not what was happening and we don't care from pretty code, just functional.
[13:30:58] <Bytram> I suppose the start tags for those should also be PRECEDED by "\n\n"
[13:31:34] <Bytram> you aint seen what happens to an OL/UL with a buncha LI's in it -- Wall-Of-Text
[13:32:12] <Bytram> My thought is that in all OTHER cases, s/>[[:space:]]*</></g
[13:32:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i seen pages written on one line before.
[13:32:41] <Bytram> oh, me, too... and it is a royal pain in the patootie to try and edit 'em
[13:33:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is cool by me. i don't care if folks can edit our output =P
[13:33:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> but again, we're talking literal spaces not newlines
[13:33:42] <Bytram> us editors do... hit "Preview" and see nicely-laid out HTML turn into stream-of-characters
[13:34:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we should fix that for yall one of these days.
[13:34:35] <Bytram> still, I am looking forward to seeing your fix in action... is it on dev?
[13:34:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> not yet, just made it to a pull request
[13:35:04] <Bytram> k
[13:35:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> pj went through and cleared all my old ones though so it should be easy to approve the next two.
[13:35:19] <Bytram> nice!
[13:35:24] <Bytram> paulej72++
[13:35:24] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 228
[13:35:29] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[13:35:29] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 267
[13:35:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72++
[13:35:30] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 229
[13:35:35] <Bytram> lol
[13:35:46] <Bytram> urk
[13:35:53] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[13:35:55] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 32°F, mostly sunny, wind NW at 8 mph, humidity 89% - Monday mostly sunny (19°F:35°F), Tuesday snow (29°F:32°F), Wednesday cloudy (31°F:34°F), Thursday snow (27°F:34°F)
[13:35:57] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[13:35:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, think ima run grocery a bit
[13:35:59] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 34°F, sunny, wind W at 9 mph, humidity 68% - Monday sunny (29°F:42°F), Tuesday rain (39°F:45°F), Wednesday rain (43°F:46°F), Thursday scattered showers (35°F:51°F)
[13:36:00] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[13:36:02] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 35°F, mostly sunny, wind NW at 10 mph, humidity 67% - Monday sunny (35°F:45°F), Tuesday rain (46°F:54°F), Wednesday rain (48°F:50°F), Thursday mostly sunny (38°F:54°F)
[13:36:25] <Bytram> may have some frost to scrape off the car windows... won't be able to dally here as much as I'd like.
[13:36:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yall have a pleasant, restful morning
[13:38:03] <Bytram> thanks, and the same to you...
[13:40:50] <Bytram> ok, gtg
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[13:53:15] <FatPhil> #fite takyon
[13:53:15] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:53:21] <MrPlow> #fite takyon falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:53:27] <FatPhil> #fite exec
[13:53:27] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:53:28] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:53:38] <FatPhil> #fite paulej72
[13:53:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:53:50] <MrPlow> #fite paulej72 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:53:51] <FatPhil> #fite pinchy
[13:53:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:53:58] <MrPlow> #fite pinchy falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:54:22] <FatPhil> #fite Leebert
[13:54:22] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:54:30] <MrPlow> #fite Leebert falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:54:33] <FatPhil> #fite Loggie
[13:54:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:54:33] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[13:54:46] <FatPhil> #fite MrPlow
[13:54:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:54:49] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:55:00] <FatPhil> #fite Mayonaise
[13:55:00] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:55:13] <MrPlow> #fite Mayonaise falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:56:02] <FatPhil> #fite Web_weasel
[13:56:02] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:56:11] <MrPlow> #fite Web_weasel falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:56:22] <FatPhil> #fite mngrif
[13:56:22] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:56:27] <MrPlow> #fite mngrif falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:57:29] <cmn32480> #fite FatPhil
[13:57:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:57:29] <MrPlow> #fite How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[13:57:36] <FatPhil> #fite Deucalion
[13:57:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:57:43] <MrPlow> #fite FatPhil falls broken at Deucalion's feet.
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[16:06:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - San Francisco's Millennium Tower is Leaning and Sinking - http://sylnt.us - what-goes-up-must-come-down
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[16:33:30] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 22°C/72°F, 1:33 pm GMT-3, Monday, 28 November 2016
[17:30:42] <Web_weasel> That's not fair FatPhil, I'm a pacifist
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[17:34:57] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 7°C/45°F, 9:34 am GMT-8, Monday, 28 November 2016
[17:37:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> !weather
[17:37:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather
[17:37:25] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. High 78F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy. High 79F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph.
[17:37:47] <mechanicjay> ~weather
[17:37:48] <exec> 10Seattle, WA, USA - currently 45°F / 7°C, cloudy, wind S at 6 mph, humidity 84% - Monday cloudy (40°F:49°F / 4°C:9°C), Tuesday cloudy (43°F:49°F / 6°C:9°C), Wednesday showers (38°F:48°F / 3°C:9°C), Thursday partly cloudy (39°F:46°F / 4°C:8°C)
[17:37:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> #socialist exec
[17:37:53] <MrPlow> exec, you're a socialist!
[17:39:10] <cmn32480> ~socialist AndyTheAbsurd
[17:39:12] <exec> AndyTheAbsurd, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[17:39:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah I pay may taxes to support socialized police, roads, fire departments, schools, etc. So what?
[17:40:30] <cmn32480> you only pay taxes one month a year. you are a THEIVING socialist
[17:41:25] <cmn32480> which is of course, very different from a thieving socialist
[17:45:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - After Scott Kelly's Flight, NASA Plans Five More One-Year Missions - http://sylnt.us - and-again,-and-again,-and-...
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[19:25:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - With WebExtensions APIs Uncertain, Firefox's Classic Theme Restorer may be Dead Soon - http://sylnt.us - replacing-working-stuff-with-unfinished-technologies
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[20:56:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Develop New Parallel Computing Method - http://sylnt.us - julia-computing-not-julia-child
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[21:33:25] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
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[21:35:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i may slap gentoo on this bitch tomorrow
[21:36:09] <boru> Are canines a supported platform?
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[21:36:45] <boru> I've installed BSD UNIX on a badger, but never a dog.
[21:36:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sure. sounds like a solid porting project though.
[21:37:01] <boru> You might be barking up the wrong tree.
[21:37:07] <boru> I'll throw you a bone, though.
[21:37:33] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
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[21:42:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> tonight ima eat good food n watch doctor strange though
[21:47:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Quantum Physics Offers New Way to Factor Numbers - http://sylnt.us - but-can-it-divide-by-zero
[21:49:54] <FatPhil> Lousy choice of movie - tonight I watched The Greasy Strangler.
[21:50:08] <FatPhil> Think "Troma meets John Waters", classy stuff.
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[21:53:25] * TheMightyBuzzard debates cookind dinner early
[21:53:41] <FatPhil> make the sausages extra greasy
[21:53:53] * mechanicjay used to live in Tromaville
[21:54:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> szechuan beef n peppers
[21:56:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i need to re-season the wok anyway. that'll kill some time.
[21:56:21] * TheMightyBuzzard heads to the kitchen to do that
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[22:05:21] <n1_> http://www.reuters.com
[22:05:23] <exec> └─ 13Canadian fighter pilot killed in jet crash: military
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[23:02:36] <boru> AndyTheAbsurd; I see this whinge article about the classic theme restorer crap for firefox going the way of the dinosaur; why aren't you there spreading PM propaganda?
[23:06:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Flying Start for World's First Graphene-Enhanced Model Aircraft - http://sylnt.us - boon-for-bad-pilots
[23:07:36] <mechanicjay> I just want my old netscape navigator animation: https://media.giphy.com
[23:08:12] <boru> Indeed.
[23:10:53] <boru> In hindsight, there really is a lot going on in that logo; meteor shower, meteorite impact (explosion off-image but you can see the fringe on the edge), a supernova and/or variable star, and satellites.
[23:11:52] <mechanicjay> hmm, yeah -- I don't think I've ever viewed at 400x400 either.
[23:12:48] <mechanicjay> Your browser doesn't support frames.
[23:13:00] <mechanicjay> This site best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.0
[23:15:01] <boru> Ah, HTML. How deluded the W3C were... When people defend web frontends to things "It's portable!" -- no it is bloody not.
[23:15:59] <boru> "You must use firefox from week 17 of 1998 to view this website, and allow JS to run from google, cloudfront, google, google, jquery and google."
[23:17:10] <mechanicjay> Still though, browsers do a pretty good job of it on the whole, considering the ever expanding clusterfuck that you just mentioned. I tell friends and family who aren't in the biz, "quite honestly its astounding that you get anything at all on your screen when you visit a modern website"
[23:17:49] <mechanicjay> I really really hate the multiple levels of js includes on some sites.
[23:18:11] <boru> Indeed.
[23:18:16] <mechanicjay> It doesn't work right, till the critical UI library has been downloaded from some site nested 3 levels down.
[23:18:22] <boru> The entire web has become sourceforge.
[23:18:55] <boru> I think I visited some embedded news site recently, and -- get this -- it blocked _75_ non-host content requests.
[23:18:57] <mechanicjay> We need a smarter noScript, which can preview the next couple layers of includes and do some sort of whitelisting in a treegraph.
[23:19:05] <boru> Wtf was the designer thinking...
[23:19:17] <mechanicjay> about the bling, not usability
[23:19:46] <boru> Aye. That browns me off to no end. Most of the time, I get a better web experience with links(1).
[23:19:57] <boru> I just want information!
[23:20:45] <mechanicjay> i've come the conclusion that for good information retrieval http is no longer appropriate. The Web 2.0 aholes ruined that boat with interactive applications --
[23:20:57] <boru> Spot on.
[23:21:05] <mechanicjay> In retrospect I think httpi running on a new port would have been a better bet.
[23:21:22] <mechanicjay> than continuously glomming all this shit on top of an essentially straight forward protocol.
[23:21:41] <boru> Well, I think there's a depper issue; using HTTP for _everything_ when there are perfectly good bespoke protocols for different tasks.
[23:22:05] <boru> e.g. file transfer; what happens when the route dies in the middle of your HTTP transfer?
[23:22:14] <mechanicjay> hmm, true true
[23:22:21] <boru> FTP has transfer resuming _built in_
[23:22:42] <mechanicjay> but that's hard for people to use!!!111one one !
[23:22:44] <boru> I've had a grump about this a thousand times, so I won't prattle on about it again. You get the gist.
[23:23:07] <mechanicjay> I do, I suspect we share a similar stances on much of it.
[23:23:34] <boru> I reckon so, by the sounds of it.
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