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[07:52:56] <SoyGuest98867> asdf
[07:53:03] <SoyGuest98867> any idea how to fix Connection failed (unable to get local issuer certificate.? (20)
[07:54:01] <SoyGuest98867> using hexchat and the only way i can connect now is by checking accept invalid ssl certificates
[07:58:38] <SoyGuest98867> meh i'll figure it out
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[08:13:26] <jasassin> i dunno maybe im just in a mood because i upgraded fedora23 with mate to this fedora25
[08:13:35] <Subsentient> jasassin: What happened?
[08:13:37] <jasassin> im trying to like gnome3 i really am
[08:13:42] <jasassin> well first of all
[08:13:44] <Subsentient> jasassin: Fedora 25 has mate too
[08:13:49] <jasassin> man im gonna go on for awhile i know whit
[08:13:51] <jasassin> this
[08:13:55] <jasassin> but let me go off for awhile
[08:14:20] <jasassin> first of all why the fuck you gotta click the mouse on the bottom of the screen and drag it up like a curtain before you get a login prompt?
[08:14:28] <jasassin> gripe #1 done
[08:15:18] <jasassin> gripe #2 it took me 20 minutes of googling to find out how to put my computer to sleep in gnome, you have to click on the power button hold down alt and then click it! NICE EXTREMELY INTUITIVE WHY DIDN"T I THINK OF THAT
[08:15:37] <jasassin> ok gripe #3 the fonts OH THE FUCKING FONTS FUCK ME SIDEWAYS
[08:15:46] <SirFinkus> don't bitch, at least it actually went to sleep
[08:15:51] <SirFinkus> did it resume?
[08:15:52] <jasassin> true
[08:15:53] <jasassin> yes
[08:16:04] <SirFinkus> oh, well, fonts
[08:16:16] <jasassin> ok man this is tomorrow and ok theres more damn i just got high
[08:16:19] <SirFinkus> I've never gotten fonts to work well in any linux distro
[08:16:24] <jasassin> i try to think of all this shit
[08:17:17] <jasassin> ok task switching, you try that in gnome? i must be doing something wrong
[08:17:18] <Subsentient> jasassin: Use LightDM or SLIM for login manager, fuck GNOME 3, use Mate or XFCE (XFCE here), and delete the /etc/fonts/10-hinting-slight.conf or whatever
[08:17:38] <jasassin> ok ok i understand i know that
[08:17:46] <jasassin> this is my second day using gnome3
[08:17:53] <jasassin> im really giving it the what for
[08:18:08] <SirFinkus> for what?
[08:18:28] <jasassin> because if there are so many fucking assholes working on this pile of shit there must be something to it
[08:18:41] <jasassin> they have been working on this motherfucker for like 10 years now and it just gets worse
[08:18:44] <SirFinkus> just like the 3rd reich
[08:18:49] <Subsentient> jasassin: Nope, just a circlejerk of anti-user developers
[08:18:52] * SirFinkus makes a point
[08:19:14] <Subsentient> GTK 3 is pretty terrible too, I really miss GTK 2
[08:19:16] <jasassin> i tell you what... 3 days of using this fucked up desktop
[08:19:17] <SirFinkus> there must be something to this whole "killing jews" thing, so many people seem to be into it
[08:19:34] <jasassin> and i can see why people say linux is a peice of shit... i get it
[08:19:56] <jasassin> it has nothing to do with linux... i know i know
[08:19:58] <jasassin> but i understand
[08:20:25] <Subsentient> GNOME 3 is pretty terrible, let's be honest with ourselves.
[08:20:28] <SirFinkus> I haven't found a linux desktop environment I've liked
[08:20:31] <jasassin> hey im not even bitching about systemd here... only gnome3
[08:20:39] <jasassin> yes sub
[08:20:41] <jasassin> please thank you
[08:20:58] <Subsentient> I like XFCE. Not the default panel configuration, but once I get it configured to my liking it's nice.
[08:21:01] <jasassin> it makes me think what the fuck are you thinking from the get go dragging the goddamn screen up to login
[08:21:04] <jasassin> who makes this shit up?
[08:21:12] <jasassin> its like congress started coding
[08:21:16] <jasassin> and they made gnome3
[08:21:18] <SirFinkus> I have somewhat obscure requirements
[08:21:38] <SirFinkus> and font rendering is pretty important to me
[08:21:40] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Ahh, must have a panel plugin for speed control of your vibrating dildo chair?
[08:21:44] <jasassin> oh yeah oh yeah... and the "extensions" for gnome3
[08:21:47] <jasassin> what a fucking joke
[08:21:51] <SirFinkus> teledildonics?
[08:21:59] <SirFinkus> I've seen the emacs plugins
[08:22:03] <Subsentient> lol
[08:22:23] <jasassin> if you call gnome3 teledildonics i'd rather get a 911 call from a nigger with a 15 in cock
[08:22:38] <SirFinkus> I need proper CJK support
[08:22:47] <SirFinkus> and pretty font rendering
[08:23:10] <jasassin> oh yeah another awesome thing just happened didn't even do anything just talking to you
[08:23:25] <jasassin> and all of a sudden the fonts resized in the sidebar so they aren't chopped off at the bottom and top anymore
[08:23:36] <SirFinkus> sweet!
[08:23:53] <SirFinkus> one time I updated my distro using the thing that said I needed to update
[08:23:59] <jasassin> wow, bitch in an irc channel and a hacker already fixed my shit for me
[08:24:04] <SirFinkus> and I was reverted to a stock x11 install
[08:24:09] <jasassin> omfg
[08:24:15] <jasassin> DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THAT SUCKS
[08:24:17] <SirFinkus> like, xeyes shit
[08:24:23] <jasassin> thats like go back to reinstall mode
[08:24:30] <jasassin> sometimes its just eaiswer to start over
[08:24:37] <SirFinkus> almost always
[08:24:47] <SirFinkus> nice thing is that's pretty easy usually
[08:26:02] <jasassin> now we got these .json config files and .xml bullshit like im supposed to configure that!? makes sendmail.cf look like a dr seuse book cat in the hat
[08:26:24] <SirFinkus> I've never had the pleasure
[08:26:38] <SirFinkus> I tend to just set up samba and ssh
[08:26:40] * chromas forces kde5 on SirFinkus
[08:26:45] <SirFinkus> or just ssh if I'm lazy
[08:27:13] <SirFinkus> because it's usually just me accessing the server, and I can do anything over ssh
[08:28:10] <jasassin> ssh is ok, but if you try tunnelling xserver sessions over it, it tends to shit itself
[08:28:49] <jasassin> best remote control i've seen (yeah yeah whatever) is microsoft rdp
[08:28:55] <SirFinkus> see, I'm sensible, I don't try to run desktop environments on linux anymore
[08:29:16] <chromas> What about all the games?
[08:29:20] <chromas> tuxracer and nethack
[08:30:28] * Subsentient yawns while steam runs in the background
[08:30:31] <SirFinkus> nethack is multiplatform
[08:30:39] <jasassin> nethack is fucked
[08:30:41] <SirFinkus> tuxracer is just garbage
[08:30:50] <Subsentient> I think tuxracer is multiplatform garbage.
[08:30:55] <SirFinkus> there are better roguelikes
[08:31:00] <chromas> racist
[08:31:09] <SirFinkus> but I gotta give nethack props
[08:31:51] <jasassin> tuxracer is like that mario64 game (mario64 rules) when you slide the penguin down the hill, except it just sucks
[08:32:05] <chromas> borderlands 2&3 run on linux as well as the postals
[08:32:13] <SirFinkus> wow
[08:32:13] <jasassin> and nethack... you might as well learn vi, you'd make more money
[08:32:19] <SirFinkus> but does sound work?
[08:32:22] <chromas> all the latest games from years ago
[08:32:23] <chromas> yeah
[08:32:25] <SirFinkus> what about vsync?
[08:32:31] <chromas> ahahahahaha
[08:32:38] <chromas> vsync still sucks on linux
[08:32:42] <chromas> at least with nvidia
[08:32:45] <jasassin> yeah now this fedora has they wayland for the default desktop
[08:32:53] <chromas> how?
[08:32:59] <jasassin> can't even watch my gangname style without the screen tearing all over itself
[08:33:06] <chromas> kde still sucks on wayland and it's the only valid de
[08:33:08] <SirFinkus> and if those work, does the game run at more than 15fps?
[08:33:13] <jasassin> looks like a goddamn bedsheet rippling in the wind
[08:33:23] <SirFinkus> if you enable AA, does anything actually happen?
[08:33:26] <Subsentient> jasassin: NVidia gpu?
[08:33:32] <jasassin> amd hd3450
[08:33:34] <chromas> yeah, looks pretty good on my desktop
[08:33:36] <jasassin> with the open source drivers
[08:33:41] <Subsentient> yeahhh, fuck wayland.
[08:34:08] <jasassin> go to youtube.com try to play any video on 1080p and watch your system attemp to commit suicide
[08:35:09] <jasassin> this wayland shit, it might sound good on paper but as a user of gnome3 and the default utilities and apps
[08:35:19] <jasassin> its sucking a big fat cock compared to fedora 23
[08:35:36] <Subsentient> jasassin: So just install mate and xorg?
[08:35:36] <chromas> to be fair, you're using gnome3
[08:35:41] <jasassin> yeah
[08:35:45] <jasassin> and yeah
[08:35:57] <jasassin> mate is the shit
[08:36:26] <Subsentient> jasassin: dnf install -y @mate
[08:36:34] <jasassin> why this gnome shit? why not just everyone use mate? is there someone out there that says... NO NO GNOME3 FUCK MATE! I have to have GNOME3!!! IT RULES?
[08:37:01] <jasassin> there must be
[08:37:06] <chromas> the gnome3 devs
[08:37:12] <jasassin> because people are actually spending their lives developting this shit
[08:37:20] <jasassin> i just would like to ask them some simple questions
[08:37:40] <SirFinkus> why don't you just join their friendly mailing list :^)
[08:37:44] <jasassin> starting out with the... why i gotta drag my mouse up from the bottom of the screen to get to a login prompt? who thought of this? maybe i have their address please?
[08:38:17] <chromas> is it a cover screen on the login prompt?
[08:38:24] <jasassin> i guess
[08:38:31] <chromas> if it's like windows you can press enter. still retarded though
[08:38:39] <chromas> or probably press any key
[08:38:45] <SirFinkus> does it have securish lockscreens yet?
[08:38:50] <SirFinkus> I remember that being a thing
[08:38:54] <jasassin> yeah
[08:39:13] <jasassin> but my point is... there are so many stupid fucking things... like the sleep mode
[08:39:21] <jasassin> like the locking the dock without an extension
[08:39:31] <jasassin> INSTALLING an extension (FFFFFFFUCCCCCK ME)
[08:39:42] <jasassin> configuring and enabling the extension
[08:39:46] <jasassin> FUCCCCCCCCK ME
[08:39:47] <SirFinkus> you're pretty brave trying to sleep anyway
[08:40:11] <jasassin> does anyone know why im getting Connection failed (unable to get local issuer certificate.? (20))
[08:40:15] <jasassin> when i connect to irc
[08:40:20] <jasassin> anyone else get this?
[08:40:42] <jasassin> i know its the ssl thing
[08:40:42] <SirFinkus> no clue
[08:40:55] <SirFinkus> certs up to date and everything?
[08:40:59] <jasassin> and i have the box checked to accept unatchticated blah blah under hexchat
[08:41:02] <jasassin> i dont know how to do that
[08:41:09] <chromas> the irc cert is self-signed
[08:41:10] <jasassin> its an irc server?
[08:41:13] <SirFinkus> I don't either, but it seems like a thing
[08:41:15] <jasassin> how the hell do i accept it
[08:41:23] <SirFinkus> client?
[08:41:26] <jasassin> yeah
[08:41:37] <SirFinkus> no, what client?
[08:41:52] <jasassin> it has a checkbox that says accept it even though its fucked (what it boils down to in my mind) hexchat just pulled it from git and compiled it
[08:41:52] <SirFinkus> rather, which client
[08:42:04] <SirFinkus> os?
[08:42:09] <jasassin> fedora 25
[08:42:25] <SirFinkus> weird, I'd ask Deucalion maybe
[08:42:40] <jasassin> i've googled this same thing.... Connection failed (unable to get local issuer certificate.? (20))
[08:42:48] <jasassin> but google has no answers that make any real sense
[08:43:03] <SirFinkus> forum posts from 2005
[08:43:09] * SirFinkus has been there
[08:43:23] * jasassin lets out a deep sigh
[08:43:40] <SirFinkus> I'd imagine the problem is probably on your end, but no fucking clue how you'd go about fixing that
[08:43:55] <chromas> just tried hexchat. worked for me
[08:43:57] <jasassin> yeah i'll try installing the packaged hexchat
[08:44:35] <SirFinkus> yeah, try it just from the repos
[08:44:45] <SirFinkus> do you need the bleeding edge irc client?
[08:44:55] <jasassin> under your hexchat if you go in server list upper left hand corner hexchat -> network list -> <network you are using> -> edit
[08:45:20] <jasassin> do you have accept invalid SSL certificated checked?
[08:46:27] <chromas> try port 7000
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[08:50:27] <jasassin> can i spam for a sec?
[08:50:32] <jasassin> Sysinfo plugin loaded
[08:50:32] <jasassin> Lua version 1.3/5.1 loaded.
[08:50:32] <jasassin> Perl interface loaded
[08:50:32] <jasassin> Python interface loaded
[08:50:32] <jasassin> FiSHLiM plugin loaded
[08:50:34] <jasassin> Checksum plugin loaded
[08:50:36] <jasassin> * Looking up irc.soylentnews.org
[08:50:38] <jasassin> * Connecting to irc.soylentnews.org (72.14.184.41:6697)
[08:50:42] <jasassin> * * Certification info:
[08:50:44] <jasassin> * Subject:
[08:50:46] <jasassin> * C=US
[08:50:48] <jasassin> * ST=Delaware
[08:50:50] <jasassin> * L=Dover
[08:50:52] <jasassin> * O=SoylentNews PBC
[08:50:54] <jasassin> * CN=*.soylentnews.org
[08:50:56] <jasassin> * emailAddress=hostmaster@soylentnews.org
[08:50:58] <jasassin> * Issuer:
[08:51:00] <jasassin> * C=US
[08:51:02] <jasassin> * ST=Delaware
[08:51:04] <jasassin> * L=Dover
[08:51:06] <jasassin> * O=SoylentNews PBC
[08:51:08] <jasassin> * OU=Certificate Management Department
[08:51:12] <jasassin> * CN=SoylentNews PBC
[08:51:14] <jasassin> * emailAddress=hostmaster@soylentnews.org
[08:51:16] <jasassin> * Public key algorithm: rsaEncryption (2048 bits)
[08:51:18] <jasassin> * Sign algorithm sha1WithRSAEncryption
[08:51:20] <jasassin> * Valid since Sep 7 19:16:08 2014 GM to Sep 6 19:16:08 2019 GM
[08:51:22] <jasassin> * * Cipher info:
[08:51:24] <jasassin> * Version: TLSv1/SSLv3, cipher ECDHE-RSA-AES256-GCM-SHA384 (256 bits)
[08:51:26] <jasassin> * Connection failed (unable to get local issuer certificate.? (20))
[08:51:28] <jasassin> * Looking up irc.soylentnews.org
[08:51:30] <jasassin> * Connecting to irc.soylentnews.org (72.14.184.41:7000)
[08:51:32] <jasassin> * * Subject: /C=US/ST=Delaware/L=Dover/O=SoylentNews PBC/CN=*.soylentnews.org/emailAddress=hostmaster@soylentnews.org
[08:51:35] <jasassin> * * Issuer: /C=US/ST=Delaware/L=Dover/O=SoylentNews PBC/OU=Certificate Management Department/CN=SoylentNews PBC/emailAddress=hostmaster@soylentnews.org
[08:51:38] <jasassin> * * Subject: /C=US/ST=Delaware/L=Dover/O=SoylentNews PBC/CN=*.soylentnews.org/emailAddress=hostmaster@soylentnews.org
[08:51:43] <jasassin> * * Issuer: /C=US/ST=Delaware/L=Dover/O=SoylentNews PBC/OU=Certificate Management Department/CN=SoylentNews PBC/emailAddress=hostmaster@soylentnews.org
[08:51:46] <jasassin> * * Certification info:
[08:51:48] <jasassin> * Subject:
[08:51:50] <jasassin> * C=US
[08:51:52] <jasassin> * ST=Delaware
[08:51:54] <jasassin> * L=Dover
[08:51:56] <jasassin> * O=SoylentNews PBC
[08:51:58] <jasassin> * CN=*.soylentnews.org
[08:52:00] <jasassin> * emailAddress=hostmaster@soylentnews.org
[08:52:02] <jasassin> * Issuer:
[08:52:04] <jasassin> * C=US
[08:52:06] <jasassin> * ST=Delaware
[08:52:08] <jasassin> * L=Dover
[08:52:12] <jasassin> * O=SoylentNews PBC
[08:52:14] <jasassin> * OU=Certificate Management Department
[08:52:16] <jasassin> * CN=SoylentNews PBC
[08:52:18] <jasassin> * emailAddress=hostmaster@soylentnews.org
[08:52:20] <jasassin> * Public key algorithm: rsaEncryption (2048 bits)
[08:52:20] <SirFinkus> BANNED
[08:52:22] <jasassin> * Sign algorithm sha1WithRSAEncryption
[08:52:24] <jasassin> * Valid since Sep 7 19:16:08 2014 GM to Sep 6 19:16:08 2019 GM
[08:52:26] <jasassin> * * Cipher info:
[08:52:28] <jasassin> * Version: TLSv1/SSLv3, cipher ECDHE-RSA-AES256-GCM-SHA384 (256 bits)
[08:52:30] <jasassin> * Connection failed (unable to verify the first certificate.? (21))
[08:52:32] <jasassin> that is without accepting the blah blah under the checkbox (this is on port 7000)
[08:52:34] <jasassin> i just accept the invalid certification and it works
[08:52:36] <jasassin> just tick the box oh well
[08:52:38] <jasassin> not like i have anything super secret to hide
[08:52:42] <jasassin> whooops
[08:52:44] <SirFinkus> yeah, but seriously, pastebin that next time
[08:52:50] <jasassin> sorry
[08:53:00] <jasassin> im not really that familiar with pastebin and all this shit
[08:53:02] <jasassin> i apologize
[08:53:10] <SirFinkus> pastebin is pretty easy
[08:53:11] <jasassin> im just some guy thats getting old
[08:53:28] <jasassin> and is sick of windows and their bullshit
[08:53:41] <SirFinkus> http://pastebin.com you can probably grok this
[08:53:43] <exec> └─ 13Pastebin.com - #1 paste tool since 2002!
[08:53:50] <SirFinkus> don't need to register or anything
[08:53:50] <jasassin> ahhh thanks man
[08:54:26] <SirFinkus> I'm gonna go to bed, hope you figure your issues out
[08:54:48] <jasassin> SirFinkus++
[08:54:48] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 45
[08:55:41] <jasassin> take it easy man
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[09:00:03] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 11°C/51°F, 10:00 am GMT+1, Sunday, 27 November 2016
[09:00:54] <jasassin> hey jan
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[09:02:05] <jasassin> janrinok++
[09:02:05] <Bender> karma - janrinok: 49
[09:02:34] <jasassin> hahhahahaha
[09:02:46] <jasassin> ethanol-fueled++
[09:05:17] <jasassin> fite
[09:05:25] <jasassin> !fite
[09:05:38] <jasassin> too much weed can't remember my lines
[09:07:30] <jasassin> #fite
[09:07:31] <MrPlow> #fite is not a currently implemented command
[09:09:39] <jasassin> #fite alexbst
[09:09:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:09:59] <MrPlow> #fite alexbst falls broken at jasassin's feet.
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[09:15:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Did Ancient Italians Bury Thousands of Clay Body Parts? - http://sylnt.us - better-than-finding-potsherds
[09:22:33] <jasassin> hahahahahhahahaa
[09:24:38] <jasassin> LOL TheMightyBuzzard.... *nothing* should be written in perl
[09:25:16] <jasassin> when i look at perl code i see death
[09:27:41] <jasassin> oh shit!
[09:27:44] <chromas> feel free to start the rehash port to somethin' better
[09:27:54] <jasassin> i was googling shit to make a joke
[09:27:58] <jasassin> and i was googling perl
[09:28:15] <jasassin> and i thought about something that i did back in 1991-1993
[09:28:46] <jasassin> my friend had a packard bell (big deal noone had a computer back then) and we had the modem and we downloaded a poem generator
[09:29:05] <jasassin> and we both used the poem generator to generate 5 poems out of 7 literary works we had to do
[09:29:19] <jasassin> would it be hard to write a poem generator in perl?
[09:29:28] <jasassin> i wonder how the hell the guy did it
[09:29:41] <jasassin> you just type in like 10 words
[09:29:48] <jasassin> and it shoots a random poem out of its ass
[09:30:13] <jasassin> got me through lit class
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[09:35:31] <jasassin> Chuck Norris refactors 10 millions lines of perl before lunch.
[09:38:39] <jasassin> Chuck Norris was just about to take out Kim Jung Il, he got word that your perl scripts were having a problem, he aborted the mission and he's swimming back across the atlantic as i type this
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[11:19:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:19:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3049
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[12:07:29] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:07:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3050
[12:08:08] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:08:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3051
[12:08:39] <crutchy> isn't all php borken?
[12:09:40] * crutchy has been writing a company intranet login system. its fun to pretend i know what i'm doing :D
[12:12:48] <crutchy> its sort of working, but because relying on back urls is ghey i'm gunna rework it a bit to use ajax to authenticate to save a page refresh
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[13:21:14] <jasassin> if you believe in a truly infinite universe, then you must understand we've done this all before and we will continue to do this an infinite amount of times
[13:25:33] <jasassin> thats a grim future
[13:26:17] <jasassin> its a groundhog day
[13:26:35] <jasassin> noone can escape
[13:26:42] <jasassin> living for another day
[13:27:12] <jasassin> throw it all away
[13:27:21] <jasassin> im losing my mind
[13:33:20] <chromas> it's okay because we don't remember it
[14:54:06] <jasassin> no
[14:54:28] <jasassin> you can't steal my lines and get away with it
[14:54:57] <jasassin> thats what i say when i wake up
[14:55:04] <jasassin> and i'm already half way woken up
[14:55:10] <jasassin> so you fucked up the whole deal
[14:56:46] <jasassin> well i do love the ruity taste of these shit sandwhiches while i hicccuup i'll just continue
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[15:31:51] <jasassin> gotta give the devil his dues doc to blah
[15:32:03] <jasassin> pretty good gnome3 ext
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[20:01:08] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 23°C/74°F, 5:01 pm GMT-3, Sunday, 27 November 2016
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[20:36:08] <exec> welcome nick: London, UK, 7°C/45°F, 8:36 pm GMT, Sunday, 27 November 2016
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[20:46:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Vancouver Considers Abandoning Parts of the Coast Because of Climate Change - http://sylnt.us - run-away,-run-away!
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[22:15:10] <chromas> climate change was an inside job
[22:15:30] * Bytram said all but the man-in-the-moon
[22:15:51] <chromas> what if the ocean moving in is just a scandal?
[22:15:54] <chromas> Watergate!
[22:17:31] <Bytram> just another leak
[22:17:33] <Bytram> ;)
[22:17:36] <nick> heh
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[23:56:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> I'M HOME, YA BASTARDS!