#Soylent | Logs for 2016-11-21

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[00:03:56] <cmn32480> my kids are trading pokemon cards...
[00:04:05] <cmn32480> I had to flee the general areae
[00:06:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Twice the Bits, Twice the Trouble: Vulnerabilities Induced by Migrating to 64-Bit Platforms - http://sylnt.us - hubble,-bubble,-bits-cause-trouble
[00:10:47] Fnord666|away is now known as Fnord666
[00:19:37] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[00:23:22] -!- charon has quit []
[00:29:42] <SirFinkus> lmao that video with the "don't duplicate tapes" message on it
[01:03:10] <Bytram> ~todo
[01:37:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: I Need Something Better Than Blogger for a Small Blog With Comments - http://sylnt.us - over-to-you
[01:45:58] <cmn32480> ~say #fite NCommander
[01:46:01] <exec> #fite NCommander
[01:46:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:46:12] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at NCommander's feet.
[01:47:26] <NCommander> ^_^
[01:47:32] <NCommander> I'm the final boss
[01:50:38] <cmn32480> I suppose that is rather fitting
[01:53:58] <GreatOutdoors|afk> hmm..
[01:54:01] <GreatOutdoors|afk> ~say #fite NCommander
[01:54:09] <GreatOutdoors|afk> booo..
[01:54:19] GreatOutdoors|afk is now known as GreatOutdoors
[01:56:01] <cmn32480> GreatOutdoors, if you aren't reg'd w/ Nickserv, that will happen
[01:56:52] <GreatOutdoors> hmm...
[01:57:32] <GreatOutdoors> Haven't used a nickserv in ages... gonna have to check the wiki,,
[01:57:53] <GreatOutdoors> brb
[01:58:21] <cmn32480> it'll be /msg Neckserv <password> email addy
[01:58:26] <cmn32480> I think
[02:11:39] <jasassin> #fite cmn32480
[02:11:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:11:39] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[02:12:18] <jasassin> #fite paulj72
[02:12:18] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see paulj72
[02:12:26] <jasassin> #fite paulej72
[02:12:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:12:34] <MrPlow> #fite paulej72 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[02:16:05] Bytram is now known as Bytram|fite
[02:16:05] <Fnord666> #fite jsassin
[02:16:05] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see jsassin
[02:16:12] * jasassin snickers
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[02:16:18] <Fnord666> #fite jasassin
[02:16:18] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
[02:16:33] Bytram|fite is now known as Bytram
[02:19:10] <Bytram> #fite aqu4
[02:19:10] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:19:21] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[02:20:10] Bytram is now known as Bytram|fite
[02:20:12] <Bytram|fite> #fite jasassin
[02:20:12] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:20:18] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at Bytram|fite's feet.
[02:20:30] <Bytram|fite> #fite scoreboard
[02:20:30] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
[02:20:39] <Bytram|fite> #fite scoreboard
[02:20:39] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see scoreboard
[02:20:46] <Bytram|fite> #fitectl scoreboard
[02:20:46] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[02:20:53] <Bytram|fite> #fitectl scoreboard
[02:20:53] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[02:21:16] <jasassin> #fite fnord666
[02:21:16] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see fnord666
[02:22:04] <jasassin> #fite
[02:22:04] <MrPlow> #fite is not a currently implemented command
[02:22:28] <Bytram|fite> #fite Regurgitator
[02:22:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:22:35] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at Bytram|fite's feet.
[02:22:51] Bytram|fite is now known as Bytram
[02:22:59] <Bytram> #fitectl scoreboard
[02:22:59] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[02:23:06] <jasassin> #fite bytram
[02:23:06] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[02:23:12] <jasassin> :)
[02:23:13] <Bytram> =)
[02:23:38] <jasassin> #fite bender
[02:23:38] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see bender
[02:23:47] <jasassin> #fite boru
[02:23:47] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[02:23:58] <jasassin> #fite charon
[02:23:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:23:58] <MrPlow> #fite How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[02:24:04] <jasassin> doh
[02:24:10] <charon> i am dead...
[02:24:15] <Bytram> https://sylnt.us
[02:24:17] <exec> └─ 13#fite Scoreboard
[02:24:18] <charon> i blame Fnord666
[02:24:29] <jasassin> so am i
[02:24:33] <Bytram> #fite Fnord666
[02:24:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:24:36] <jasassin> how do you get a weapon?
[02:24:37] <MrPlow> #fite Bytram falls broken at Fnord666's feet.
[02:25:19] <charon> sweet vengeance
[02:25:35] <charon> oh wait... that's not right at all
[02:25:53] <Bytram> #fitectl armor surgical gauze
[02:25:53] <MrPlow> #fite armor for Bytram set to surgical gauze.
[02:26:15] <Bytram> #fitectl weapon unsheathed scalpel
[02:26:15] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for Bytram set to unsheathed scalpel.
[02:26:25] <Bytram> #fitectl scoreboard
[02:26:25] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[02:26:42] <Bytram> jasassin: now take a look at the scoreboard
[02:27:09] <Fnord666> #fitectl weapon rusty pipe
[02:27:09] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for Fnord666 set to rusty pipe.
[02:27:13] <Bytram> (scroll to the very bottom)
[02:27:31] <Fnord666> #fitectl armor tattered rags
[02:27:31] <MrPlow> #fite armor for Fnord666 set to tattered rags.
[02:28:21] <charon> #fitectl weapon crushing ennui
[02:28:21] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for charon set to crushing ennui.
[02:28:45] <GreatOutdoors> #fite charon
[02:28:45] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:28:45] <MrPlow> #fite charon's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[02:28:59] <GreatOutdoors> #fite Bytram
[02:29:00] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[02:29:02] <NCommander> #fite GreatOutdoors
[02:29:02] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see GreatOutdoors
[02:29:02] <jasassin> #fiteclt weapon linus torvalds penis
[02:29:20] <jasassin> #fitectl weapon linus torvalds penis
[02:29:20] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for jasassin set to linus torvalds penis.
[02:29:27] <NCommander> Apparently the bot doesn't get out much
[02:29:33] <GreatOutdoors> apparently not
[02:31:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's some bugs in the underlying irc library regarding user list updating. i don't feel like fixing other people's code right now though.
[02:31:28] <jasassin> #fitectl armor linus torvalds balls
[02:31:28] <MrPlow> #fite armor for jasassin set to linus torvalds balls.
[02:31:35] <GreatOutdoors> hmm...
[02:31:45] <GreatOutdoors> #socialist NCommander
[02:31:45] <MrPlow> NCommander, you're a socialist!
[02:32:39] <GreatOutdoors> #sammich
[02:32:39] * MrPlow whips up a open-faced ciri poo sammich for GreatOutdoors
[02:32:54] <GreatOutdoors> shoulda assigned a nick to that one..
[02:32:56] <jasassin> gross
[02:33:21] <GreatOutdoors> #roll
[02:33:21] <MrPlow> roll the dice. #roll 3d6 throws=6
[02:33:31] <GreatOutdoors> #g
[02:33:31] <MrPlow> google search. #g <search query>
[02:33:43] <GreatOutdoors> #g linus torvalds balls
[02:33:44] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org's_Law - "Linus's Law is a claim about software development, named in honor of Linus Torvalds and formulated by Eric S. Raymond in his essay and book The Cathedral ..."
[02:34:17] <GreatOutdoors> #bnk
[02:34:17] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:34:27] <GreatOutdoors> do i dare click?
[02:34:42] <Fnord666> rickrolled
[02:34:51] <jasassin> devil spit
[02:35:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly not safe for work but shouldn't get you in trouble with the wife.
[02:35:22] <GreatOutdoors> lol...
[02:35:34] <GreatOutdoors> I am single, I do what i want :)
[02:35:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly cause of the song. it wouldn't do to have that blaring across the office.
[02:36:06] <jasassin> that video makes me want to punch you
[02:36:17] <GreatOutdoors> haha
[02:36:29] <GreatOutdoors> I am just testing the commands that are listed on the wiki
[02:37:19] <charon> high art, right there
[02:37:33] <charon> #fite GreatOutdoors
[02:37:33] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see GreatOutdoors
[02:37:50] <jasassin> no, that shit is an arson magnet
[02:38:00] -!- GreatOutdoors [GreatOutdoors!GreatOutdo@yh14-139-150-204.ok.ok.cox.net] has parted #Soylent
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[02:38:14] <GreatOutdoors> can he see me now?
[02:38:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite GreatOutdoors
[02:38:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:38:31] <MrPlow> #fite GreatOutdoors falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[02:38:39] <cmn32480> GreatOutdoors - I suggest testing in #test
[02:38:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, you just don't like kittehs
[02:39:41] <GreatOutdoors> cmn32480: Isn't that why MrPlow is here though? I just joined the fun.
[02:40:40] <MrPlow> Call MrPlow, that's my name, that name again is MrPlow
[02:47:18] <jasassin> wtf is a shield of feedom?
[02:47:41] <jasassin> i dont like kittens no
[02:47:44] <jasassin> they piss me off
[02:47:48] <cmn32480> it's kinda like paying for protection
[02:48:02] <jasassin> ahhhh
[02:48:44] <jasassin> how can anyone have a cat? you walk into their house and smells like catpiss gross can't even stand to be there bye
[02:49:05] <jasassin> yeah i want a cat to squirt its juice all over my shit
[02:49:12] <jasassin> real attractive
[02:50:00] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[02:52:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> having a cat taught me how to troll well
[02:52:33] <jasassin> please elaborate
[02:52:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean, come on, if they could they'd walk around with their middle finger up 75% of the time
[02:53:09] <jasassin> thats true, and another reason i hate the little bastages
[02:53:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> and if you piss them off they'll piss on the curtains, shit in your shoes, and puke on the bed.
[02:53:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> they have much to teach
[02:53:48] <jasassin> i already know how to be an asshole, as a matter of fact i would shit in the cats litterbox
[02:53:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've considered it
[02:54:14] * jasassin laughs at TheMightyBuzzard
[02:54:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> but then i remembered i'd be the one having to clean the box.
[02:54:36] <jasassin> rofl
[02:54:43] <jasassin> hahahahahahahaha
[02:54:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> plop
[02:55:08] <jasassin> oh... well wait... what have i done?
[02:55:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's always better to have two cats than one though. they take most of their attitude out on each other.
[02:56:22] <jasassin> yeah, let em spray each other instead of yor couch
[02:57:15] <jasassin> i think ncommander is cheating
[02:57:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell, let em outside when they want and they'll hardly ever piss inside unless you got other cats wandering past the windows or something like that.
[02:57:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i just gave him the appropriate level of power
[02:58:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> every game needs a godzilla that can rampage through every now and then and stomp tokyo flat
[02:58:26] <jasassin> there usually is
[02:58:45] <jasassin> discworld had a guy name mavado same thing
[02:58:56] <jasassin> someone who played literally for years
[02:59:00] <jasassin> YEARS
[02:59:05] <jasassin> 24-7 for YEARS
[02:59:26] <jasassin> thats fucked up... i think i might have blown about 200 maybe 300 days on the game with all the guys i made
[02:59:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> didn't know there was a discworld game
[02:59:50] <jasassin> discworld.starturtle.net i think
[02:59:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[03:00:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, mud
[03:00:16] <jasassin> yeah
[03:00:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> mighta been a bot then
[03:00:33] <jasassin> no
[03:00:45] <jasassin> these guys are real assholes and i talked to the guy grouped with him quite a few times
[03:00:53] <jasassin> i mean the people who run it
[03:00:59] <jasassin> i've been totally sitebanned
[03:01:02] <jasassin> they are anal dickheads
[03:01:18] <jasassin> they banned the whole fuckign midco domain
[03:01:38] <jasassin> i just put a different mac address in my router and pull a new ip and join again so they banned the whole fucking domain
[03:02:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[03:02:41] <jasassin> im pretty sure the ban is lifted by now, but they deleted all my guys i had a couple guys that were 30 and 20 days old so i just said fuck it
[03:02:45] <jasassin> dont play discworld
[03:03:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries. i don't play muds.
[03:03:16] <jasassin> thats the only mud i ever got into
[03:03:20] <jasassin> and boy was i into it
[03:03:26] <jasassin> really cool game
[03:04:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> 30 days is really into it? man i was outright obsessed with like every online game i've ever played then.
[03:04:19] <jasassin> really? what game you think you put the most time into?
[03:04:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly everquest. 3-4 years i think.
[03:04:47] <jasassin> for me thats easy... quake3 arena... oh yeah everquest were you in the magister clan?
[03:05:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, crusaders of the realms on tarew marr
[03:05:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> way, way, way back when it first opened.
[03:05:53] <jasassin> i like that kind of game, but i didn't have the money to spend on that shit
[03:06:02] <jasassin> i think i would have really got addicted to that too
[03:06:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> got my own server for it nowadays but i don't play it no more
[03:06:32] <jasassin> you ever play xenoblade on nintendo wii? i modded my wii and got a usb drive plugged in with a bunch games
[03:06:41] <jasassin> xenoblade is the best rpg i have ever played
[03:06:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Robots Threaten up to Two Thirds of Developing Country Jobs, but Could be an Opportunity Too - http://sylnt.us - so-long,-farewell!
[03:07:06] <jasassin> well maybe the original zelda
[03:07:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nintendo wii is the worst console ever created. when i play video games i wanna sit on my ass not jump around like a fool.
[03:07:50] <jasassin> there are some really bad games like what you are talking about... but i never played those. like theres this donkey kong one, sucks such a fat dick. you have to shake both controllers up and down to move
[03:07:53] <jasassin> what a joke
[03:08:26] <jasassin> i played that for about 2 minutes just to give it a try
[03:08:27] <jasassin> delete
[03:08:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> dpad and maybe six buttons. i neither want nor need more for a console game.
[03:09:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i wanna get complex in my controls i got a keyboard n mouse on my computer
[03:09:04] <jasassin> the wii controllers are fucked
[03:09:09] <jasassin> such a stupid asshole design
[03:09:10] <jasassin> stupid
[03:09:47] <jasassin> but, you can mod it and play all the games for free
[03:09:50] <jasassin> so i love it
[03:10:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> can do that on a computer too
[03:10:12] <GreatOutdoors> Your solution: http://www.nintendo.com
[03:10:14] <exec> └─ 13Nintendo Entertainment System: NES Classic Edition - Official Site
[03:10:32] <jasassin> i got a snes emulator on my wii
[03:10:42] <jasassin> i mostly play aero fighters for snes on the wii
[03:10:46] <jasassin> me and my bug play the japs
[03:10:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i got a raspberry pi set up as an arcade emulator. built a proper full size joystick n buttons too.
[03:10:48] <jasassin> best team
[03:11:05] <jasassin> thats fucking pimp man
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[03:11:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> got like a zillion roms but haven't played it in quite a while
[03:12:18] <jasassin> i like mame, and playing all those old arcade games that were impossible to beat!
[03:12:25] <jasassin> then you put on the cheats and hand it its ass
[03:12:31] <jasassin> take THAT you fucker!!!!
[03:13:08] <jasassin> last week i did that to Rastan
[03:13:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, gauntlet
[03:13:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ghosts n goblins
[03:13:31] <jasassin> that game, no way in hell you could be that... yeah and gaunlet i played that to like level over 100 before i finally quit
[03:14:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> my personal favorite was SMB, followed by 1942
[03:14:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> but really i'm a pinball guy if i'm in an arcade for real
[03:14:40] <jasassin> oh man 1942 was a horizontal coinslotted machine... you could use a bend paperclip to get free games... like pacman ms pacman galaxian etc
[03:15:39] <jasassin> there was a guy when i worked in the arcade we called him throwmaster (street fighter ii reference) came up to me out of the blue one day and showed me how to bend the paperclip and get the free games
[03:16:29] <jasassin> one time i got the paperclip stuck in the return coin slot and i couldn't get it out so i broke it off in the slot i wonder what the lady thought when she saw that
[03:16:30] <jasassin> damn
[03:16:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[03:17:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, it's past my bedtime. i'm out.
[03:17:40] <jasassin> cya later bra
[03:18:22] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard `
[03:18:24] * exec seductively pukes a cold can of lua scripts on TheMightyBuzzard
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[04:33:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Heavy Screen Time Rewires Young Brains, For Better And Worse - http://sylnt.us - tested-on-mice-and-kids
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[06:16:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - With Trump in the White House, Hearing Protection Act Looks Good for 2017 - http://sylnt.us - silence-is-golden
[06:19:18] <chromas> What does that mean? Earplus for All?
[06:19:25] <chromas> earplugs
[06:25:26] <jasassin> there is no dana only zuul
[06:28:07] <jasassin> #fite chromas
[06:28:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[06:28:23] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at chromas's feet.
[06:28:33] <jasassin> :(
[06:28:35] <jasassin> fux0r
[06:29:13] <chromas> victorious!
[06:30:06] <jasassin> :)
[06:30:10] <jasassin> nice shot man
[06:33:11] <chromas> jasassin: s/(n.*t)(m.*)/hey, \2, \1/
[06:33:19] <chromas> #smake sedbot
[06:33:19] * MrPlow smakes sedbot upside the head with a pile of moose droppings
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[06:35:22] <chromas> https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[06:35:52] <jasassin> chromas i must admit that makes no sense to me
[06:36:22] <chromas> oh it was just sedfuckery
[06:36:26] <chromas> regexy
[06:36:37] <jasassin> more like reg sexy
[06:36:49] <chromas> s/./💩/g
[06:36:49] <sedctl> <chromas> 💩💩💩💩💩💩
[06:37:06] <jasassin> ......................................................
[06:37:31] <jasassin> smells like shit
[06:38:17] <jasassin> is that icecream or a steaming pile of dogshit? lets find out.... GROOOOOOS SPIT SPIT ITS DOGSHIT
[06:39:57] <jasassin> how many more lines of code before the linux kernel can still fit on a dvd
[06:40:06] <chromas> who cares
[06:40:10] <chromas> we've got blu rays now
[06:40:12] <jasassin> bill gates
[06:40:34] <jasassin> bill gates doesn't have a blu ray player and all his kids have zunes
[06:40:37] <chromas> soon we'll be make to multi-disk distros but with blu rays
[06:40:58] <jasassin> yeah, i think they used to call it shovel-ware
[06:41:42] <chromas> they should've given zunes with mazda cars
[06:41:52] <chromas> and have the guy sing "zune zune zune!"
[06:41:54] <jasassin> fuck i think i'd rather have a free toaster
[06:42:33] <jasassin> reminds me of the movie "weird science" did you get a free toaster with this thing?
[06:42:51] <jasassin> hah
[06:43:27] <chromas> classic movie. I bet they'll reboot it in a couple years
[06:43:30] <jasassin> that hot chick from weird science turned into a weirdo ugly ass hag! what the hell did steven segall do to her?
[06:45:22] <chromas> married her
[06:46:53] <jasassin> hahahhaha
[06:47:07] <jasassin> how did she end up looking like keith richards?
[06:48:48] <jasassin> dip her ass in honey and mummify that thing
[06:48:58] <jasassin> gross
[07:20:31] <Subsentient> #fite Bender
[07:20:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:20:37] <MrPlow> #fite Subsentient falls broken at Bender's feet.
[07:20:43] <Subsentient> how...
[07:20:53] <aqu4> #fite Bender
[07:20:53] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:20:59] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at aqu4's feet.
[07:21:10] <Subsentient> I have... been.... avenged....
[07:21:17] <Subsentient> *gasp, croak*
[07:21:46] <Subsentient> $sticky save 💩💩💩💩💩💩
[07:21:46] <aqu4> Sticky saved. Its sticky ID is "21".
[07:21:51] <Subsentient> $sticky read 21
[07:21:51] <aqu4> Created by "Subsentient" at 11/21/2016 07:21:38 UTC: 💩💩💩💩💩💩
[07:23:08] <aqu4> #fite stderr
[07:23:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:23:12] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at stderr's feet.
[07:32:07] <jasassin> i've been in hell im not eating your pomegranate seeds
[07:44:55] <stderr> Please remove me from that #fite crap...
[07:57:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Richard Simmons’ Exercise Studio, Slimmons, Closes After Over 40 Years - http://sylnt.us - the-regular-guy-exerciser
[08:16:26] <Subsentient> stderr: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. TheMightyBuzzard might be able to.
[08:19:27] <chromas> We need to start shitposting in ## again
[08:40:27] <Subsentient> #fite SirFinkus
[08:40:27] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:40:34] <MrPlow> #fite Subsentient falls broken at SirFinkus's feet.
[08:40:42] <Subsentient> I give up.
[08:42:31] <boru> TMB added a blacklist for #fite to MrPlow, but he also helpfully prefixed all messages with #fite which makes `/ignore -regex -pattern "^#fite"` very effective.
[08:44:02] <boru> Sadly, it doesn't stop all of the people blathering about #fite outside of the #fite channel, so the noise is only partially quashed.
[08:52:36] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[09:02:24] <jasassin> i take all this shit and punch them in the throat until they fuckking die
[09:02:27] * jasassin spits
[09:02:44] * Subsentient vomits aggressively down jasassin's throat
[09:03:40] * jasassin takes subsentient rips the top of his head off by the jaw and french kisses his esophagus
[09:03:57] <boru> Get a room, lovebirds.
[09:04:09] <Subsentient> jasassin: Your hair smells different when you're awake.
[09:04:46] <jasassin> what is real? that 2 dollar walmart wifebeater you are wearing?
[09:05:12] <Subsentient> No, just the buttplug in your cat's ass.
[09:05:28] <jasassin> how about the pills you forgot to take?
[09:05:46] <Subsentient> They're behind your cat's buttplug.
[09:05:55] <Subsentient> Might not wanna take em now though
[09:06:13] <jasassin> you should.. your asshole is growing mold
[09:06:36] <Subsentient> jasassin: You're nice and fucked up just like me, I like you.
[09:06:43] <jasassin> i hate you
[09:06:55] <Subsentient> That's nice dear.
[09:07:01] <jasassin> i punch you in the taint
[09:07:28] * Subsentient smears "I love you jasassin" in human shit on jasassin's refrigerator
[09:07:41] <jasassin> your balls are so tiny and your asshole so far up your back... i could land on your taint with a fucking parachute
[09:08:11] <Subsentient> Ahh, so you tried licking mine too huh. I'm flattered.
[09:08:35] <jasassin> im only human
[09:08:45] <Subsentient> I know right?
[09:08:53] <jasassin> your taint attracts predators from at least 50 kilometers downwind
[09:09:34] <jasassin> if i had to save you or your taint... i would choose your taint
[09:10:05] <jasassin> if they could bottle the armoa from your taint they could isolate the cure for cancer
[09:10:18] <Subsentient> jasassin: I have a present for you.http://i.imgur.com/RFTHv8Q.jpg
[09:10:21] <janrinok> I don't think I'll bother joining this conversation
[09:10:22] <Subsentient> http://i.imgur.com
[09:10:34] <Subsentient> To remember me by
[09:11:01] <jasassin> hmmmm
[09:11:05] <jasassin> what the fuck is that?
[09:11:07] <jasassin> seriously
[09:11:11] <jasassin> what the fuck is that?
[09:11:20] <Subsentient> My little rat balls
[09:11:38] <jasassin> no... something has gone wrong
[09:11:50] <jasassin> somebody did somethign wrong
[09:12:03] <jasassin> and now im punished for it
[09:12:04] <Subsentient> http://i.imgur.com
[09:12:22] <jasassin> dood
[09:12:31] <jasassin> i can officially declare you fucked
[09:12:40] <jasassin> you are a fucking dipstick
[09:12:48] <Subsentient> http://i.imgur.com
[09:13:07] <jasassin> thats me in that pic
[09:13:12] <jasassin> how did they get that?
[09:13:23] <Subsentient> I know. :^D
[09:13:44] <jasassin> hahhahahaha
[09:13:50] <jasassin> im liking you too
[09:13:53] <jasassin> funny shit
[09:14:11] <jasassin> yes... yes i i do like you
[09:14:13] <jasassin> hahhahahaha
[09:14:16] <jasassin> funny fucking shit
[09:14:20] <jasassin> you are crazy
[09:14:36] <Subsentient> http://i.imgur.com
[09:14:39] <chromas> gross dude
[09:14:39] <jasassin> if only we could make them see
[09:14:41] <chromas> windows?
[09:14:58] <Subsentient> chromas++
[09:14:58] <Bender> karma - chromas: 183
[09:15:13] <Subsentient> 4NSFW guys
[09:15:20] <jasassin> diid
[09:15:26] <jasassin> i dont know what that is
[09:15:31] <jasassin> but its fucked up
[09:15:35] <jasassin> like no reason fucked up
[09:15:45] <jasassin> like god himself said... what the fuck?
[09:16:08] <Subsentient> http://i.imgur.com
[09:16:13] <jasassin> no
[09:16:20] <jasassin> im not clicking on anymore of your bullshit
[09:16:25] <jasassin> i have bad enough nightmares
[09:16:42] <Subsentient> :^3
[09:18:28] <Subsentient> jasassin: https://www.youtube.com
[09:18:31] <exec> └─ 13Eternal Tears of Sorrow - Prophetian - YouTube
[09:22:22] <jasassin> i gotta go
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[09:36:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Deutsche Bank Chairman Nominated for Second Term After Being "Cleared" of Libor Obstruction - http://sylnt.us - only-responsible-for-the-profits-not-the-crimes
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[10:33:34] <FatPhil> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[10:33:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:33:48] <MrPlow> #fite AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[10:39:14] <FatPhil> #fite Aphrodite
[10:39:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:39:26] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[10:46:50] janrinok is now known as janrinok_afk
[10:56:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Manufacturing Jobs Aren’t Coming Back - http://sylnt.us - post-labor-economics
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[11:09:28] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v n1] by Aphrodite
[11:09:30] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 14°C/58°F, 8:09 am GMT-3, Monday, 21 November 2016
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[11:30:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:30:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3038
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[11:51:55] <exec> welcome NCommander: Anchorage, AK, USA, -3°C/26°F, 2:51 am GMT-9, Monday, 21 November 2016
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[12:11:59] <FatPhil> ribs++
[12:11:59] <Bender> karma - ribs: 1
[12:12:20] <FatPhil> ribs marinated in 'memberberries, no less
[12:46:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trump Settles Trump University Fraud Case for $25M - http://sylnt.us - never-say-"never"
[12:46:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> no no no.
[12:46:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:46:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3039
[12:50:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl weapon 8======D
[12:50:46] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for TheMightyBuzzard set to 8======D.
[12:51:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl armor ( o Y o )
[12:51:09] <MrPlow> #fite armor for TheMightyBuzzard set to ( o Y o ).
[12:51:10] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: s/$/~/
[12:51:10] <sedctl> <chromas> <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl armor ( o Y o )~
[12:51:17] <chromas> aw dang
[12:51:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> hur hur hur
[12:51:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> okey, time to bounce the bot for a code update
[12:51:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[12:51:59] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[12:52:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[12:52:31] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy skies. High 57F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: Some sun in the morning with increasing clouds during the afternoon. High 64F. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph.
[12:52:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather dallas, tx
[12:52:39] <MrPlow> Today: Plentiful sunshine. High 72F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy with a slight chance of thunderstorms. A few storms may be severe. High 72F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 30%.
[12:53:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, code cleanup added a meg resident
[12:54:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> or more likely just tipped it over by a few dozen K
[12:57:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, it needed cleaned up. most of the changed code was from when i was very first learning rust and still trying to do things the C way
[13:11:06] <chromas> how high does -o go?
[13:22:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm?
[13:23:03] <chromas> on the rust compiler
[13:23:27] * TheMightyBuzzard checks
[13:23:46] <chromas> maybe you can shave a few bytes with it
[13:23:49] <chromas> or strip
[13:24:18] <chromas> symbols are for java users
[13:25:19] <cmn32480> ~gday the
[13:25:21] * exec prematurely violates a boatload of eyeball jelly with the
[13:25:22] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:25:24] * exec homogeneously hucks a caravan of onion rings at TheMightyBuzzard
[13:25:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> well rust compiles all the libs in static by default
[13:25:27] <cmn32480> ~gdau chromas
[13:25:32] <cmn32480> ~gday chromas
[13:25:34] * exec accidentally violates a B-tree of beans & rice with chromas
[13:26:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it's already on a --release build which roughly halves the res size
[13:26:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[13:26:06] * exec skeptically terrorizes a raid 4 volume of brass grommets with cmn32480
[13:26:14] <cmn32480> this might be the funniest fite line yet
[13:26:14] * TheMightyBuzzard wins
[13:26:14] <cmn32480> <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard's 8======D slips from their greasy fingers
[13:26:18] <chromas> B-trees are just social constructs
[13:26:21] <chromas> ~g'day cmn32480
[13:26:23] * exec single-handedly combines a megabyte of Irish luck with cmn32480
[13:26:27] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[13:27:41] <chromas> 'grease'
[13:30:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday everyone
[13:30:45] * exec retroactively crossbreeds an easter basket of toxic masculinity with everyone
[13:36:12] <boru> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[13:36:14] * exec single-candidly crams a raid 4 volume of bacon-flavored candy canes into AndyTheAbsurd
[13:38:50] janrinok_afk is now known as janrinok
[13:51:01] <Subsentient> #fite Runaway1956
[13:51:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:51:08] <MrPlow> #fite Subsentient falls broken at Runaway1956's feet.
[13:51:49] <Subsentient> Avenge me...
[13:51:51] <aqu4> #fite Runaway1956
[13:51:51] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:51:51] <MrPlow> #fite How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[13:51:57] <Subsentient> Noooooooo
[13:52:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> By Grapthar's Hammer, I will avenge you!
[14:01:08] <mechanicjay> whisper1
[14:02:30] <FatPhil> #fite Runaway1956
[14:02:30] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:02:38] <boru> Password detected.
[14:02:38] <MrPlow> #fite Runaway1956 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[14:03:38] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles at mechanicjay
[14:03:52] <mechanicjay> ffs
[14:04:01] <FatPhil> #fite SirFinkus
[14:04:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:04:08] <mechanicjay> So, this is like the 2nd time in a week I've done that
[14:04:24] <MrPlow> #fite SirFinkus falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[14:04:44] * boru recommends ctrl+s when leaving the keyboard.
[14:04:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[14:04:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:05:20] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[14:05:22] <mechanicjay> Yeah, this is just my desktop at home. There's a wierd thing where the screen goes to sleep, but doesn't lock consistently.
[14:05:32] <FatPhil> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[14:05:32] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:05:40] <MrPlow> #fite FatPhil falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[14:05:46] <boru> What lock are you using? I use slock.
[14:05:47] <mechanicjay> so, by force of habit I sit down, hammer my password in and hit enter.
[14:05:52] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[14:05:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:05:59] <cmn32480> SURPRISE!
[14:06:00] <boru> Ah, right; DPMS kicks in?
[14:06:00] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[14:06:17] <mechanicjay> whatever lock comes with xscreensaver
[14:06:26] <boru> Ah.
[14:06:59] <FatPhil> all I saw was *******
[14:07:05] <mechanicjay> this situation is compounded by the fact that I'm running a new screen over HDMI for nice bigly resolutions and it takes like 15 damn seconds to come back from sleep mode.
[14:07:30] <mechanicjay> so I get impatient and assume that if it's gone to deep sleep, then obviously the machine is locked....
[14:08:18] * mechanicjay twiddles his xscreensaver settings
[14:09:35] <mechanicjay> meh
[14:09:44] * mechanicjay goes to make breakfast for the kids
[14:09:53] <boru> You know, it's actually an interesting problem.
[14:10:05] <boru> If one were to solve that in sw, instead of hw.
[14:10:53] <FatPhil> this is what people who solve problems in software do: https://www.youtube.com
[14:10:55] <exec> └─ 13Doom on the MacBook Pro Touch Bar - YouTube
[14:11:42] <boru> Well, if you buy crapple products, you deserve it.
[14:16:13] <FatPhil> 2170x60 resolution
[14:17:27] <boru> I have written an irssi plugin to stop this from happening, but it might not be necessary.
[14:20:33] <boru> Basically, it checks against a wordlist locally, and doesn't send the message if it contains the sequence. I suppose one could specify whether or not to do so in isolation e.g. 'hunter1' or anywhere in a message 'Oops, I am about to go AFK but forgot I typed out a sentence into the buffer but didn't send ithunter1'
[14:26:30] <FatPhil> that might be useful, I have some simple character sequences in almost all of my passwords that don't occur in any words.
[14:27:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - USGS Estimates 20 Billion Barrels of Oil in Texas’ Wolfcamp Shale Formation - http://sylnt.us - bblack-gold
[14:29:39] <boru> Yeah, I figure that it's not truly optimal. Perhaps I could modify it to do something like what irssi does when you try to paste in several lines (i.e. prompting you if it's _really_ what you want to do)
[14:44:06] <boru> I may work on that later. I'll stick it on bitbucket should anyone be interested in using it.
[15:17:44] * cmn32480 gives his work computer both fingers and goes on vacation.
[15:21:15] <janrinok> yay - stick it to the man cmn32480 !
[15:21:38] * cmn32480 pulls up his resume to repolish for distribution next week
[15:21:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, s/ to / in /
[15:21:53] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> <janrinok> yay - stick it in the man cmn32480 !
[15:22:56] <janrinok> oooh, you are rude!
[15:23:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, yes i am
[15:24:01] <cmn32480> he just wants to be the man it gets stuck in
[15:24:08] <cmn32480> nograb
[15:24:55] <boru> cmn32480; s/$/!/
[15:25:01] <boru> cmn32480, s/$/!/
[15:25:02] <sedctl> <boru> <cmn32480> nograb!
[15:25:04] <boru> Bah.
[15:25:08] * boru foiled
[15:26:09] * TheMightyBuzzard generates some disgustingly long primes for DH key exchange
[15:31:53] * FatPhil invents a new word.. Sojuwavirus
[15:34:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeesh, this thing been generating primes for DH for like 20m now
[15:35:25] <boru> DH domain parameters? What size?
[15:35:43] <boru> 4Ki ought to be good enough.
[15:35:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8192
[15:36:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause fuck it
[15:36:03] <boru> Hmm. That still seems to be taking a while.
[15:36:22] <FatPhil> no EC alternatives, the Big-Oh should be faviourable to EC on numbers that size
[15:36:46] <janrinok> ~gday FatPhil - had a good weekend?
[15:36:48] * exec buttmagically farts The Cloud of bacon-flavored candy canes at FatPhil
[15:36:57] <boru> No EC alternatives to what?
[15:37:08] <FatPhil> howdy janrinok just about recovering from it.
[15:37:42] <janrinok> they're the best kind of weekends, the ones that take 2 or 3 days to recover from, and another day or so to prepare for the next one
[15:37:43] <FatPhil> Friend mail ordered an "advent calender" of beers, and wanted to crack open all 24 of them on saturday night.
[15:37:49] <janrinok> lo
[15:37:52] <janrinok> lol
[15:38:08] <janrinok> damn fingers misbehavin'
[15:39:04] <FatPhil> And we ended the evening (at about 4am on Sunday) on this beaut: http://fatphil.org
[15:39:27] <FatPhil> 2l plastic bottle of 7% eastern european crunk juice.
[15:39:57] <janrinok> I've got a headache just looking at that bottle - beautifully posed by your SO?
[15:40:48] <FatPhil> good, everyone deserves a share
[15:47:40] <n1> crunk juice...
[15:53:03] <n1> now i have lil jon's voice stuck in my head
[15:56:19] <FatPhil> Ah, I suspect my accent deviates significantly from said gentleman's.
[15:56:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tech-Related Wishlists and Deals for Black Friday and the Holidays - http://sylnt.us - all-I-want-for-Christmas-is-my-two-front-teeth
[15:58:50] <n1> https://www.youtube.com
[15:58:52] <exec> └─ 13Lil Jon - Real Nigga Roll Call ft. Ice Cube - LYRICS - YouTube
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[16:13:16] <cmn32480> damnit... looks like the vast majority ofd the leaves are donw...
[16:13:26] <cmn32480> that means I gotta move'em
[16:13:50] <cmn32480> but I don't wanna do it today
[16:17:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> som bitch, we're now up to an hour of generating 8192 bit primes
[16:18:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> !uid
[16:18:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm thinking that particular function could benefit from some multi-threading
[16:18:50] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6416, owned by LisaMiller
[16:49:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hour and 30
[16:50:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> "Generating DH parameters, 8192 bit long safe prime, generator 2"
[16:50:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> "This is going to take a long time"
[16:51:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> they did warn me i suppose
[16:51:04] <swiss> do it on your rpi
[16:51:27] * TheMightyBuzzard boggles
[16:51:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> swiss++ # quality absurdity
[16:51:55] <Bender> karma - swiss: 11
[16:52:43] <swiss> I actually found something that genned a DH slower than my rpi
[16:52:46] <swiss> my router
[16:52:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> RPi? Please. I generate random numbers using a Beowulf cluster of disused Palm Pilots!
[16:53:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think the bloody thing is testing the primeness of every possible 8192 bit number
[16:53:32] <cmn32480> Palm pilots??? I have a shitton of Monkeys on abacuses.
[16:53:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[16:53:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[16:53:43] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 218
[16:53:52] <n1> beer++
[16:53:53] <Bender> karma - beer: 59
[16:53:58] <n1> and a smoke break too
[16:54:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> I tried monkeys but I couldn't get them to stop rubbing their shit in the carpet.
[16:54:05] <cmn32480> that they are also the editorial staff is not relevant to the discussion
[16:55:45] <n1> is going to take a long time to train monkeys to use abacuses for editorial
[16:59:10] <swiss> btw, does anyone else in here use an Edge Router Lite?
[16:59:26] <swiss> i'm consistently impressed by mine
[17:02:46] <n1> i have not, but they have been on my list of stuff
[17:03:08] <n1> good to know someone has used them and been impressed
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[17:03:30] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[17:03:32] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 9°C/49°F, 9:03 am GMT-8, Monday, 21 November 2016
[17:05:28] <swiss> Yeah, I pay for 300mbps, I usually got about 350 with my ac68u. put ERL on, was seeing around 425 max
[17:24:15] <n1> they do what seems like a decent set of networking gear in general, and the prices are reasonable
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[17:26:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Research Team Creates Pill That Unfolds in the Stomach - http://sylnt.us - stars-in-their-gut
[17:31:01] <pinchy> A++ would buy again
[17:31:01] <Bender> karma - a: 2
[17:33:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> a--
[17:33:54] <Bender> karma - a: 1
[17:33:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> a--
[17:33:54] <Bender> karma - a: 0
[17:34:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> c++ # at least this MAKES SENSE
[17:34:15] <Bender> karma - c: 64
[17:35:35] <boru> C++ does not make sense.
[17:35:35] <Bender> karma - c: 65
[17:35:44] <pinchy> c-a
[17:37:43] <xhedit> ~gday soylentils
[17:37:44] * exec covertly shoves a tarball of guitar strings in soylentils
[17:39:35] <cmn32480> fek.. I hate working on my resume
[17:41:24] <cmn32480> anybody wanna do it for me?
[17:43:29] <boru> I can relate.
[17:43:59] <xhedit> agreed
[17:44:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> no - you want to work on mine for me?
[17:44:48] * xhedit just steals boru's resume and slaps his name on it
[17:45:03] <boru> Pft.
[17:45:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> you should steal mine instead - assuming you want to get lots of calls from recruiters asking you to do QA for banks.
[17:45:49] <xhedit> today is fight with my 3d printer day, woo
[17:45:58] <xhedit> I'd rather shoot myself
[17:46:10] <n1> my resume is only 10 year out of date at the moment
[17:47:23] <cmn32480> mine is written for the position I'm in now.. not where I wanna be...
[17:47:36] <cmn32480> and only about 18 months out of date, so that isn't too bad
[17:48:08] <cmn32480> and no, AndyTheAbsurd, I don't wanna do it fo r you either!
[17:48:15] <n1> i think i'll just add "you had to be there" at the end to cover for the last 10 years
[17:49:37] <xhedit> I need to pull all vestiges of web programming out of mine because starving is perferrable to 'modernizing' just one more badly coded php5 site
[17:49:48] <n1> cmn32480, you have to keep it updated or you just like to keep on top of it just in case?
[17:50:11] <cmn32480> I update about every 18months or so... just in case.
[17:50:28] <cmn32480> but I have gotten to the point wiht my current position where I'm starting to not enjoy goign to work anymore
[17:50:39] <cmn32480> after 7 years, that is bound to happen a little
[17:50:48] <n1> i can understand that
[17:51:05] <n1> i also remember when you first came on here that all the travelling would be temporary
[17:51:18] <cmn32480> yeah... not so much
[17:51:20] <pinchy> cmn32480: whats the longest youve ever been at one job?
[17:51:25] <cmn32480> \7 years
[17:51:33] <cmn32480> 7 years pinchy
[17:51:49] <cmn32480> before that, 3 1/2...
[17:52:07] <pinchy> what u dont like about this current job? was it good at first then got worse or what?
[17:52:17] <pinchy> managment change etc?
[17:52:25] <cmn32480> it's a great job
[17:52:34] <cmn32480> but the workload is increasing adn the stadff isn't
[17:52:56] <cmn32480> I'm expected, at this point, to manage both the internal IT and be in the field handling customers
[17:53:05] <cmn32480> in the fieled menas a lot of time on airplanes
[17:53:08] <pinchy> do you tell them 'yall need to hire more people'
[17:53:12] <cmn32480> yes
[17:53:23] <n1> depends how you angle it, but it's probably a time to make serious considerations, being with an employer for over 10 years can make you appear institutionalized to new employers
[17:53:24] <cmn32480> adn that is supposedly being discussed at the owners meeting in a couple weeks
[17:53:42] <cmn32480> I'm trying to be prepared
[17:53:44] <n1> but if you've been getting promoted over that 7 years, not such a big deal when you're still looking to progress
[17:53:56] <cmn32480> there has been some scuttlebutt that they want to take the IT piece and outsource it
[17:54:22] <cmn32480> that is the piece that I most wnat to maintain control of
[17:54:32] <cmn32480> I coudl give up the field work in a heartbeat
[17:55:06] <cmn32480> i built the service division over the last 7 years
[17:55:15] <cmn32480> started with just me and is now 8 people
[17:56:49] <cmn32480> my biggest fear is that if I don't get out of the niche industry that I am currently in, I will be stuck in it forever and lose the skill set to go back into regular IT
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[17:59:02] <n1> cmn32480, you have lots to consider, worth exploring what options are available though
[17:59:27] <cmn32480> yeah
[17:59:51] <cmn32480> but if they decide to outsource the IT, I am guaranteed out the door as soon as I find a job
[18:00:09] <n1> but i wouldn't listen to me either.... i decided against the new audi to live in a shack in south america :p
[18:00:26] <cmn32480> with a Chinese rental car
[18:00:37] <n1> yup
[18:00:44] <cmn32480> at least your shack has internet
[18:01:17] <n1> is one advantage of here, the internet is actually pretty decent, most of the country has 3G coverage too
[18:02:08] <pinchy> n1: you close to the equator? the weather stay nice most of the year?
[18:03:11] <n1> not right now, other end of the continent
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[18:03:27] <arti|work> anyone use spacemacs?
[18:03:32] <n1> but i have lived near the equator before, and it's not 'nice' weather most of the year, it's excessively humid half the year and rather hot the rest of the year
[18:03:43] <arti|work> or atom.io proton
[18:03:55] <arti|work> also, good day
[18:04:19] <n1> it's not too bad if you're just living island life and have some access to air conditioning, but doing any physical work was a killer for me in the humidity
[18:04:41] <n1> working on plumbing laying down on tiled floor and sliding around because of how much i'd be sweating
[18:07:32] <n1> https://www.youtube.com
[18:07:34] <exec> └─ 13Three Trapped Tigers "3" - YouTube
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[18:56:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cranberries! The Benefits Of Being Bitter - http://sylnt.us - the-simple-things
[19:14:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> booyah! https://tmb.dedyn.io
[19:16:48] <mechanicjay> tmb.dedyn.io uses security technology that is outdated and vulnerable to attack. An attacker could easily reveal information which you thought to be safe.
[19:16:49] <mechanicjay> Advanced info: SSL_ERROR_NO_CYPHER_OVERLAP
[19:17:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft
[19:17:27] <mechanicjay> Can I trust you? Are you going infect my interwebs?
[19:18:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's bitching because you can't negotiate a happy cipher i'm guessing.
[19:18:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta have a up to date browser to even access my personal beastie
[19:20:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.ssllabs.com
[19:20:09] <exec> └─ 13SSL Server Test: tmb.dedyn.io (Powered by Qualys SSL Labs)
[19:23:09] * mechanicjay emerges a FF update
[19:23:25] * mechanicjay wonders why chrome stopped self-updating
[19:23:48] <arti|work> starved for data, it fell into a slumber
[19:25:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, you got only slightly slack on updates. it works from FF49+ and we're on 50 now.
[19:25:08] <janrinok> arti, I had to look up 'spacemac'
[19:25:21] <janrinok> arti|word, I had to look up 'spacemac'
[19:25:27] <arti|work> w0rd
[19:25:33] <janrinok> arti|work, I had to look up 'spacemac'
[19:25:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[19:25:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[19:25:56] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 219
[19:25:57] <arti|work> atom.io has a proton mode which does a good job, too.
[19:26:36] <arti|work> just can't figure out the stupid layers, so when i get into a terminal i can't use spaces, the space key works as a meta key for bringing up menus
[19:27:54] <janrinok> I thought it was supposed to make things easier
[19:28:10] <arti|work> oh, it's bringing up the menus easier...
[19:28:21] <mechanicjay> gentoo does FF ESR releases -- at 45.4 now, emerging to 45.5
[19:28:28] <janrinok> but actually getting any work done?
[19:28:53] <arti|work> for that i use jetbrains tools
[19:29:29] <janrinok> I enjoy using PyCharm, which I think is from the same place?
[19:29:33] <xhedit> what good is a site if 1% of users can use it :P
[19:29:46] <arti|work> yes, same people.
[19:29:56] <arti|work> xhedit, if you use linux you're one of the 1% :P
[19:30:22] <xhedit> I'm not, because I don't want to 'downgrade' firefox
[19:30:31] <xhedit> it just gets worse.
[19:30:57] <xhedit> i have esr 45.4
[19:31:14] <arti|work> janrinok: how's freebsd treating you?
[19:32:10] <janrinok> I'm still playing with it, but I found that trying to grok it was actually making me less productive. I still use linux on here and for day to day stuff, and keep giving it a try to further my knowledge
[19:32:57] <arti|work> totes, just like learning another language :D
[19:33:29] <janrinok> well, that and I have 12 drives using Luks encryption that will each need copying to geli
[19:33:47] <arti|work> i see you come bearing debt
[19:34:24] <janrinok> all my systems use full disk encryption, so changing them all and keeping the data is no trivial task
[19:35:03] <arti|work> indeed, gotta be pragmatic. just curious about the adventure
[19:35:58] <janrinok> just when I think I might transfer one system, I find another key program that no longer does quite what it did on linux. PyCharm is one such prog. It runs, but I can't find a way to make it find the one linux library that it still needs to do everything that I want
[19:36:15] <janrinok> I'm sure it can be done, but I have lost days trying to crack the problem
[19:37:28] <arti|work> bummer, are you running some arcane variant?
[19:38:37] <janrinok> no, fully up to date. But it wants the inotify lib but I can't seem to get it to find it when I install it using the FBSD instuctions
[19:39:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, check this link then. https://www.ssllabs.com i've got the thing running only the newest and strongest ciphers, so ff <= 48 won't even connect to it.
[19:39:26] <exec> └─ 13SSL Server Test: tmb.dedyn.io (Powered by Qualys SSL Labs)
[19:39:34] <janrinok> PyCharm say it is unsupported by them, and I got not reply on the forums, people kept suggesting that I change compilers/IDE
[19:39:57] * TheMightyBuzzard flops down for a nap
[19:40:15] <janrinok> It'll keep me busy in my spare time - if only I had some spare time :)
[19:40:32] <mechanicjay> Yeah, I saw that (and love that site). My sites are usually kept at "A", too many users might break otherwise.
[19:40:34] <arti|work> roger, hmm, i'll see what i can find
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[20:16:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chemical Residue Left On Phones Tells Much About Owners - http://sylnt.us
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[23:15:04] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 15°C/59°F, 8:15 pm GMT-3, Monday, 21 November 2016
[23:25:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mysterious Source of Greenhouse Gas Methane in Ocean Explained - http://sylnt.us - lobsters-don't-fart
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[23:57:28] <pinchy> related https://vimeo.com
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