#Soylent | Logs for 2016-11-18
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[00:37:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla ‘Easter Egg’ Makes the World’s Quickest Car Even Quicker - http://sylnt.us - what-comes-after-ludicrous?
[00:37:43] <paulej72> puke
[00:46:54] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, FatPhil need editor irc thingamies?
[00:47:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp. he's handy as of a few minutes back too.
[00:47:59] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v FatPhil] by Aphrodite
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[00:48:48] <FatPhil> stop messing with my thingumies - i'm trying to sleep!
[00:48:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> har!
[00:49:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, we'll tell ya about the sooper sekrit channel where we talk bad about users tomorrow then
[00:50:24] <Deucalion> oops - just noticed that to him :(
[00:50:42] <SirFinkus> does he get a cut of the secret bitcode miner javascript cash?
[00:50:59] <SirFinkus> oh wait, he's an editor, so he just gets a cut of the shill pile
[00:51:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit no, i'm embezzling that for my tropical island buying fund.
[00:51:25] <SirFinkus> and free ipads and shit
[00:51:30] <Deucalion> and the troll pile too! Now that's a perk right there :D
[00:52:12] <SirFinkus> oh, and of course, use of crutchy's mom
[00:52:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> she's got it going on
[00:52:33] <SirFinkus> but I suppose you don't need voice for that
[00:52:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt stacy's mom
[00:52:45] <SirFinkus> since she'll have anyone
[00:52:45] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:54:55] <paulej72> plbukla
[00:55:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i had that once, it hurt
[01:08:37] <FatPhil> ~gnight #soylent
[01:08:39] * exec insensitively liberates the last box of red tape from #soylent
[01:11:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, someone drank up my entire pitcher of tea
[01:11:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[01:11:40] * exec points at Bytram
[01:26:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla ‘Easter Egg’ Makes the World’s Quickest, Currently-Produced Car Even Quicker - http://sylnt.us - what-comes-after-ludicrous?
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[02:04:24] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[02:04:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:05:57] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[02:06:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480
[02:06:54] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with the wisdom stick
[02:07:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Disappearing Stick Shift: Less Than 3% of Cars Sold in the U.S. Have Manual Transmissions - http://sylnt.us - lost-art-of-double-clutching
[02:08:32] <cmn32480> awww. dont' get pissy buzzard
[02:10:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> not. playin dnd. or yacking with the gm anyway.
[02:35:09] <newt> "disappearing stick shift": only in North America. As for "double clutching"...one word...synchromesh. Not talkin' about Peterbilts, after all.
[02:38:08] <cmn32480> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[02:38:09] <exec> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[02:38:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:38:20] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[02:38:22] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[02:38:22] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:39:48] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[02:39:54] <cmn32480> dawwww
[02:40:01] * TheMightyBuzzard sticks his tongue out at cmn32480
[02:41:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[02:41:03] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:41:12] <cmn32480> get low.. tehn suicide to swiss
[02:41:13] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[02:41:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[02:41:19] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:41:26] <chromas> Bender: s/lost.*/nobody-uses-the-manual/
[02:41:26] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[02:41:26] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Disappearing Stick Shift: Less Than 3% of Cars Sold in the U.S. Have Manual Transmissions - http://sylnt.us - nobody-uses-the-manual
[02:41:26] <swiss> cmn32480: huh?
[02:41:31] <exec> └─ 13The Disappearing Stick Shift: Less Than 3% of Cars Sold in the U.S. Have Manual Transmissions - SoylentNews
[02:41:34] <swiss> #fite SoylentSnow
[02:41:34] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see SoylentSnow
[02:41:43] <cmn32480> #fitectl scoreboard
[02:41:43] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[02:42:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[02:42:30] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:42:36] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[02:43:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite sedctl
[02:43:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:43:56] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[02:44:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Regurgitator
[02:44:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:44:21] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[02:44:26] <swiss> #fite newt
[02:44:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:44:38] <MrPlow> #fite swiss falls broken at newt's feet.
[02:44:42] <swiss> rip me
[02:45:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite FatPhil
[02:45:51] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:46:00] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[02:49:49] <newt> swiss: You fought well. I shall see that your family does not starve
[02:51:07] <swiss> newt: you are the most generous attacker, of all people to fall to, I'm glad it was you
[02:54:33] <newt> swiss: small point of order...you attacked me. In any case...yes, generous. Magnanimous even.
[02:54:51] <swiss> ah, you are correct
[02:58:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh nifty. who do we get to burn for turning you into a newt?
[02:59:57] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: btw, who ever won that epic 9000-point slugfest that NC was battling a day or two ago?
[03:00:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas
[03:00:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> by 25 hp
[03:00:47] <chromas> I sacrificed a couple bots first to knock him down a peg ;)
[03:01:34] <Bytram> good thinkin!
[03:04:09] <Bytram> !uid
[03:04:10] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6411, owned by Beanlover
[03:06:02] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:07:41] * TheMightyBuzzard is freakin tired
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[03:20:55] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[03:20:57] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 8°C/46°F, 7:20 pm GMT-8, Thursday, 17 November 2016
[03:30:26] <newt> mechanicjay gets a welcome? Where was my welcome? (Welcome anyway, mechanicjay).
[03:31:05] <mechanicjay> thanks newt
[03:33:21] <newt> np
[03:34:06] <mechanicjay> note, I don't know why I get an exec, welcome, it probably has something to do with me having privs in this channel
[03:34:22] <mechanicjay> ...who knows, the IRC setup is a mystery to me.
[03:36:02] <newt> mechanicjay: Ah, thanks for the insight. Mystery me also.
[03:36:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla ‘Easter Egg’ Makes the World’s Quickest, Currently-Produced Car Even Quicker [Updated] - http://sylnt.us - what-comes-after-ludicrous? || Domino's Delivers -- by Drone - http://sylnt.us - supersized-bees
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[03:40:42] <mechanicjay> ~welcome newt
[03:40:54] <mechanicjay> I though we had a bot for that
[03:41:02] <mechanicjay> !welcome newt
[03:41:07] <mechanicjay> ~gday newt
[03:41:09] * exec diarrhetically merges a cornhole of scripts with newt
[03:41:18] <mechanicjay> well that's unforutnatle
[03:42:11] <newt> mechanicjay: From my POV, the corn-holing is especially unfortunate.
[03:45:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> newt, you have to both be registered with nickserv and have a weather setting on exec
[03:45:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather-add humboldt, tn
[03:45:47] <exec> name "humboldt," set for location "tn"
[03:45:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg
[03:46:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather-add TheMightyBuzzard humboldt, tn
[03:46:03] <exec> name "TheMightyBuzzard" set for location "humboldt, tn"
[03:46:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[03:46:14] <exec> 10Humboldt, TN, USA - currently 64°F, clear, wind S at 7 mph, humidity 44% - Thursday clear (53°F:80°F), Friday scattered thunderstorms (36°F:77°F), Saturday sunny (27°F:54°F), Sunday sunny (30°F:54°F)
[03:46:54] <fffd> ~weather
[03:46:55] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:47:18] <fffd> ~weather turku
[03:47:20] <exec> 10Turku, Finland - currently 40°F / 4°C, cloudy, wind SE at 7 mph, humidity 94% - Friday rain (39°F:45°F / 4°C:7°C), Saturday scattered showers (37°F:42°F / 3°C:6°C), Sunday scattered showers (36°F:40°F / 2°C:4°C), Monday showers (41°F:45°F / 5°C:7°C)
[03:48:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec is much better than MrPlow at figuring out where you mean for weather. i am not impressed with wunderground's public api.
[03:49:11] <fffd> it figured out that i wouldnt understand fahrenheit too, impressive :P
[03:49:20] <fffd> ~weather singapore
[03:49:22] <exec> 10Singapore - currently 87°F / 31°C, mostly cloudy, wind NE at 6 mph, humidity 71% - Friday scattered thunderstorms (76°F:88°F / 24°C:31°C), Saturday thunderstorm (77°F:88°F / 25°C:31°C), Sunday thunderstorm (77°F:88°F / 25°C:31°C), Monday thunderstorm (77°F:88°F / 25°C:31°C)
[03:49:57] <newt> TheMightyBuzzard: Thanks for the info. FWIW, I understand the registering. Not trying to argue, but the site needs to know my location? (Honestly don't beleieve you need to know how effing cold it is here.)
[03:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy (the author) is a silly aussie and they use those funny degrees down there
[03:50:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> newt, only if you want greeted with the weather there.
[03:51:19] <newt> OK, thanks. FWIW, my domicile has windows and a door. Weather, I can do myself.
[03:51:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we just like writing bots in here and that's a popular feature to write.
[03:53:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not an official bot by the way. none of them are except Bender and Aphrodite (who isn't really a bot exactly)
[03:54:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> well and Regurgitator but it's defunct. we just haven't shut it down.
[03:55:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> !bier
[03:55:38] * Bender geeft een flesje grimbergen aan TheMightyBuzzard
[03:56:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i forget, what do you even do anymore, Bender?
[03:56:11] * TheMightyBuzzard tries to remember
[03:56:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya...
[03:56:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[03:56:21] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[03:58:05] <newt> Bender spits bier bij TheMighty Buzzard
[03:58:30] <newt> That was GoogleTranslate. Hope it wasn't offensive.
[03:58:44] <newt> Much
[03:58:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have no idea.
[03:59:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> one of the perks of knowing very vew spoken languages, it's hard to be insulted in them.
[03:59:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/vew/few/
[03:59:27] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> one of the perks of knowing very few spoken languages, it's hard to be insulted in them.
[04:00:20] <newt> Well, no insult intended. Humour only.
[04:02:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, karma too
[04:02:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> !karma chameleon
[04:02:29] <Bender> karma of chameleon is 7
[04:02:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> chameleon++
[04:02:33] <Bender> karma - chameleon: 8
[04:03:10] <chromas> This channel needs more insults
[04:03:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> "chromas seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 12 times."
[04:03:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://stats.sylnt.us
[04:03:47] <exec> └─ 13#soylent @ irc.soylentnews.org stats by Deucalion
[04:03:57] <chromas> When's the last time that was updated?
[04:04:14] <chromas> I'm sure I've been beaten far more than that. At least, I should've been
[04:04:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> today
[04:04:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think it knows a smake qualifies
[04:05:00] * TheMightyBuzzard slaps chromas
[04:05:11] <chromas> #smake a roni
[04:05:11] * MrPlow smakes a roni upside the head with the homerow
[04:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i appear to be getting a bit on the silly side. i should probably go to bed.
[04:05:55] <chromas> You're very late
[04:06:08] <chromas> Better eat the pill
[04:06:43] <mechanicjay> 8wookiees
[04:07:11] * mechanicjay goes to change is password
[04:08:07] <newt> mechanicjay's new password: 9wookiees
[04:08:11] * TheMightyBuzzard eats the red pill
[04:08:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's the one you meant, right?
[04:08:33] <newt> TheMightyBuzzard: nn
[04:08:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, wait, that was a skittle
[04:08:53] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[04:08:53] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[04:09:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, definitely getting silly. see you lot in about seven hours.
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[05:08:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Subsurface Ocean Could Explain Pluto's "Heart" Feature Aligning with Charon - http://sylnt.us
[05:09:39] <charon> Blast you, Bender! I got a name alert for this?!
[05:13:09] <chromas> it's what you get for being topical
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[05:39:08] <khallow> cmn isn't around
[05:39:17] <khallow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[05:39:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[05:39:25] <MrPlow> #fite khallow falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[05:39:56] * khallow scoops up the pieces.
[05:40:00] <khallow> Next time!
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[06:36:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Disk Drive Failure Rates - http://sylnt.us - spinning-rust-still-has-its-place
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[07:40:06] <exec> welcome swiss: Los Angeles, CA, USA, 14°C/58°F, 11:40 pm GMT-8, Thursday, 17 November 2016
[08:16:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Now that the US Elections are Over, Google and Facebook to Block their Ads on Fake News Sites - http://sylnt.us - no-more-profits-from-false-prophets
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[09:17:09] <FatPhil> #fite SirFinkus
[09:17:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:17:29] <MrPlow> #fite SirFinkus falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[09:17:31] <FatPhil> #fite sedctl
[09:17:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:17:31] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[09:17:38] <FatPhil> #fite sirecote
[09:17:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:18:03] <MrPlow> #fite sirecote falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[09:18:05] <FatPhil> #fite stderr
[09:18:05] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:18:08] <MrPlow> #fite stderr falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
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[09:37:12] <janrinok> FatPhil, ping
[09:38:36] <FatPhil> morning!
[09:38:41] <janrinok> ~tell charon Please edit another story on dev, unassisted, and we will look to see if you are ready to transfer to the live (prod) system this weekend. Further training will take place on prod so don't panic!
[09:48:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Quantum Dot LEDs that can Produce Entangled Photons - http://sylnt.us - more-to-come-dot-dot-dot
[10:08:50] * Subsentient sprays chunky vomit all over the floor, ceiling and walls
[10:11:09] janrinok is now known as janrinok_afk
[11:10:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:10:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3032
[11:13:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh noes. exec got smiled upon
[11:14:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday janrinok_afk
[11:14:37] * exec theoretically planks a dutch oven of iron filings for janrinok_afk
[11:14:53] <janrinok_afk> ~tell charon Don't bother with another story, if you are happy to take the next step we will transfer you to prod to continue training over there
[11:15:03] <janrinok_afk> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:15:04] * exec skeptically flings a truecrypt volume of win32s at TheMightyBuzzard
[11:15:25] <janrinok_afk> I think I won that one, but there is not much in it
[11:15:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think you narrowly won that one, yeah
[11:15:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Spy Chief James Clapper Resigns - http://sylnt.us - reading-1984-is-not-a-pre-req
[11:33:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok_afk, you still around?
[12:09:24] <cmn32480> #fite Aphrodite
[12:09:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:09:26] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[12:09:28] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:09:29] * exec dexterously drops an ntfs volume of 04,06derp on TheMightyBuzzard
[12:09:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:09:43] * exec buttmagically terrorizes a hashref of brussels sprouts with cmn32480
[12:09:50] * TheMightyBuzzard wins
[12:10:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> brusselsprouts--
[12:10:09] <Bender> karma - brusselsprouts: -1
[12:10:12] * cmn32480 passes the brussel sprouts to TMB
[12:10:16] <cmn32480> tie!\
[12:10:50] <cmn32480> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:10:51] <exec> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:10:51] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:10:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> can tell the weekend's coming up, the queue's full and the news sources are pretty empty
[12:11:01] <cmn32480> yeah
[12:12:25] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:12:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> you noticed exec had all them extra hp, eh?
[12:12:33] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:12:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:12:51] <cmn32480> welll... you said ti in the channel
[12:13:05] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[12:13:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> should have had him fite all the other bots, get some levels
[12:13:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> he coulda been king bot
[12:14:04] <cmn32480> well.. that would been a good idea had I thought of it
[12:14:18] <cmn32480> maybe next time
[12:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nobody below 15th level loses levels anymore btw
[12:14:57] <cmn32480> good
[12:15:19] <cmn32480> kinda like a $15 minimum wage?
[12:15:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480
[12:15:27] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with . . . ah, never mind. I'll do it later
[12:15:28] <cmn32480> just pushing the poverty line up?
[12:15:46] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes MrPlow
[12:15:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> who told you you could be lazy, bot? that's my job.
[12:17:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll start teachin the roomie's masculine child to code perl this weekend
[12:18:03] <cmn32480> good idea
[12:18:09] <cmn32480> nothign like learnign a dead language
[12:18:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> dudane lactae desidiris
[12:18:43] <cmn32480> I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH
[12:19:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> feci omnia propter nookie
[12:19:55] <cmn32480> fecal oriface is proper nbookie?
[12:20:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> couple of my latin mottoes
[12:20:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> would you like a milk-dud and i did it all for the nookie
[12:21:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's also carpe mammae
[12:23:22] <cmn32480> sieze the mammals?
[12:24:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[12:24:42] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 46
[12:24:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> grab the boobies
[12:27:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> whereas Trump's motto would be capto per eius debent
[12:27:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> grab em by the pussy
[12:29:12] <janrinok_afk> TheMightyBuzzard, you called?
[12:29:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, yeah, just wanted to know if you wanted GreatOutdoors added on dev
[12:29:50] <janrinok_afk> on dev, yes please
[12:30:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheers. s'all i needed
[12:30:08] <janrinok_afk> k
[12:31:23] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok_afk
[12:31:25] * exec ironically steals a box of canadian pennies from janrinok_afk
[12:31:40] <janrinok_afk> ~gday cmn32480
[12:31:42] * exec overratedly allocates a pittance of distilled water for cmn32480
[12:31:50] <cmn32480> things at home ok?
[12:31:50] <janrinok_afk> you win
[12:32:04] <janrinok_afk> yes, busy morning but nothing to worry about
[12:32:22] <cmn32480> good :-)
[12:33:06] <janrinok_afk> you at your seminar/work thingy?
[12:33:45] <cmn32480> currentyl in the office waiting for UPS to show up
[12:33:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, nifty, the snooper's charter passed
[12:35:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.techdirt.com Quick, Deucalion, run!
[12:35:18] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:35:20] <exec> └─ 13Parliament Passes Snooper's Charter, Opens Up Citizens To Whole New Levels Of Domestic Surviellance | Techdirt
[12:35:44] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:38:41] <chromas> thanks, brexit
[12:39:45] <chromas> should be Regulation Act of Investigatory Powers
[12:39:53] <chromas> #smake RAIP
[12:39:53] * MrPlow smakes RAIP upside the head with just the tip
[12:40:16] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[12:41:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should go buy a prepaid card and get MrPlow a SN subscription next week so he don't gotta wait between submissions
[12:43:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> if he were an official bot i'd just grant him a few years of subscriber but that'd be an abuse of power if exec didn't get it as well.
[12:46:03] <chromas> exec could get some for contributing
[12:46:19] <chromas> bot privilege
[12:46:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Astronomers Measure Roundest Known Star - http://sylnt.us - round-round-get-around-I-get-around
[12:47:02] <janrinok_afk> I'd support bots that help us do our job should be given subscriber privs
[12:47:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.techdirt.com You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
[12:47:09] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:47:11] <exec> └─ 13Why Twitter's Alt-Right Banning Campaign Will Become The Alt-Right's Best Recruitment Tool | Techdirt
[12:47:35] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:47:52] <chromas> too bad there are zero alternatives to twitter
[12:47:58] <chromas> just like faceboob
[12:48:12] <chromas> We just need an editor bot
[12:48:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> gab.ai but they want you to click an eula just to use the site
[12:48:32] <chromas> needs users
[12:48:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> has more than we do
[12:49:03] <chromas> if I can't post dickpics to thousands at once then it's useless
[12:49:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it needs an api too
[12:49:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> and to not demand you enter into a legally binding contract just to use the site.
[12:51:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://torrentfreak.com
[12:51:18] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:51:19] <exec> └─ 13What.cd Shuts Down Following Reported Raids in France - TorrentFreak
[12:51:43] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:52:16] <chromas> I don't see a eula but it does want me to either sign in or paste an email address
[12:52:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg
[12:52:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> eula comes after you're signed up
[12:52:39] <chromas> gay
[12:52:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp
[12:52:51] <chromas> evne twatter lets you read shit without signing up
[12:53:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's still in beta, so there's a waiting list
[12:53:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. i got an account on the thing but i won't click the eula so i can't use it.
[12:54:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> public, anonymous reading comes sometime this month supposedly
[12:55:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://torrentfreak.com
[12:55:11] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:55:12] <exec> └─ 13What.cd Shuts Down Following Reported Raids in France - TorrentFreak
[12:55:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> work this time, damnit.
[12:55:36] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:00:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:00:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:00:46] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 214
[13:36:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, you put any work into that sub you were talking about the other day? i'd really dig on seeing it debated here.
[13:51:59] <FatPhil> #fite boru
[13:51:59] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[13:52:08] <FatPhil> #fite Bytram|away
[13:52:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:52:30] <MrPlow> #fite Bytram|away falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:52:37] <FatPhil> #fite Bender
[13:52:37] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:52:46] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:53:18] <FatPhil> #fite cosurgi
[13:53:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:53:36] <MrPlow> #fite cosurgi falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:55:24] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[13:55:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i'll change the order on death blows so they show how much damage the swing was actually for instead of how much it took to kill the person
[13:57:54] <chromas> it could use coloring too :D
[13:59:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i forgot how to do that like 20 years ago though
[14:10:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~rainbow Trump
[14:10:57] <exec> 00,08T00,09r00,12u00,02m00,06p
[14:11:02] * TheMightyBuzzard frowns
[14:11:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~rainbow Trump
[14:11:15] <exec> 00,04T00,07r00,08u00,09m00,12p
[14:11:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar
[14:11:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> was a per-channel setting
[14:11:34] <boru> You should use fig(1) and go nuts.
[14:11:41] <boru> 08_09_03_10_11_
[14:11:41] <boru> 03|09_ 12_13|06_ 05_ 09_ 11_ 06_ 05_04_ 09_ 10_02_
[14:11:41] <boru> 12| 06| 05| 08'07_03|09| 10|02| 13|06| 05' 09\ 10| 12'02_ 13\
[14:11:44] <boru> 13|06_04| 07|08_09| 12\02_06,,13_05|04|08_07|03_09|11_10|02| 13.06_04_05/
[14:11:50] <boru> 06|13_05|
[14:12:09] <FatPhil> noice
[14:12:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i just wanted to see some colors so i could look at them in MrPlow's log
[14:12:10] <boru> Err, figlet(1), rather.
[14:12:20] <boru> Oh, okay.
[14:12:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> see how i needa build em for rust
[14:12:31] * boru will be quiet.
[14:13:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, it sees the control character as a unicode 0x0003
[14:18:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> 6foo bar baz bot
[14:18:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> 06foo bar baz bot
[14:19:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> 8whut?15
[14:19:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> that showed purple, yea?
[14:20:15] <boru> Aye.
[14:20:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> I guess? My color perception is kind of fucked up.
[14:20:29] <boru> As are my xterm colours, but it looks purple.
[14:21:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> good good. gonna colorize the fite output. the stuff that goes to #fite not the whatever channel you started it in stuff.
[14:21:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> that might break regexes and annoy people
[14:21:50] <boru> Whoever they might be!
[14:22:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> well me for starters cause i'd hafta fix it then =P
[14:22:25] * boru chuckles
[14:24:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i got no artistic talent. this may not end well.
[14:24:50] <boru> Just use figlet, man.
[14:25:02] <boru> Add blinkenlichten as well.
[14:25:14] <boru> Flashing cyan text on magenta.
[14:25:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe cowsay instead
[14:26:28] <boru> Too spammy, I think. figlet will do normal text as well as ascii art.
[14:26:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[14:26:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nested Pyramids Discovered Within Mayan Kukulkan Pyramid - http://sylnt.us - building-on-the-past
[14:27:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, missed my 8:00 smoke cause i was reading up the specs on irc text formatting
[14:27:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:27:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:27:22] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 215
[14:34:44] <FatPhil> www.brietbart.com kaput?
[14:36:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly hacked or some nonsense
[14:36:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, no, you spelled it wrong
[14:36:53] <FatPhil> ie
[14:36:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ei not ie
[14:37:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless ie was a satire site or something
[14:40:47] <FatPhil> it wouldn't be hard to satire
[14:42:10] <FatPhil> Oh dear, I've just come over quite ill
[14:42:19] <FatPhil> let's close that tab
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[15:35:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[15:35:08] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[15:51:06] <janrinok> ~tell takyon We are transferring 4 new eds onto prod over the weekend. They will need a bit of hand holding. They know how to process a story, but not the whys and the pitfalls. I would be grateful if you could help any you see struggling please.
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[15:56:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> only just barely
[15:56:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> it actually got 50.something percent of the vote
[15:57:32] <janrinok> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[15:57:34] * exec democratically runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a tremendouns number of problematic principles for AndyTheAbsurd
[15:57:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> fortunately Florida consitutional take 60% of the vote to pass
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[15:58:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, done breaking MrPlow for a bit
[15:58:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday janrinok
[15:58:24] * exec sexually throws a tarball of rainbows at janrinok
[15:58:40] <janrinok> your win, I believe sir
[15:58:55] <swiss> #fite exec
[15:58:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:58:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> yah, I got exec to try to make you gay.
[15:59:08] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at swiss's feet.
[15:59:23] <janrinok> lol
[15:59:27] * boru is tempted to underline it with figlet.
[15:59:44] <janrinok> ~gday boru
[15:59:45] * exec deliciously irritates a spool of horny hornets with boru
[15:59:56] <boru> ~gday janrinok
[15:59:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> underline what now?
[15:59:59] * exec unnecessarily hangs a trigger warning sign about a chariot of flapjacks on janrinok
[16:00:04] <boru> The rainbows.
[16:00:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, gnawed gnawed
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[16:18:16] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 15°C/59°F, 10:18 am GMT-6, Friday, 18 November 2016
[16:19:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather
[16:19:15] <MrPlow> Today: Plentiful sunshine. High 77F. Winds ENE at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Sunny. High near 75F. Winds NNW at 10 to 15 mph.
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[16:44:09] * FatPhil drinks beer
[16:44:20] <FatPhil> #weather
[16:44:20] <MrPlow> No location found for FatPhil
[16:44:28] <FatPhil> ~weather
[16:44:30] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[16:44:34] <FatPhil> ~weather tallinn
[16:44:36] <exec> 10Tallinn, Estonia - currently 42°F / 6°C, light drizzle, wind S at 13 mph, humidity 96% - Friday showers (41°F:43°F / 5°C:6°C), Saturday partly cloudy (37°F:44°F / 3°C:7°C), Sunday scattered showers (37°F:41°F / 3°C:5°C), Monday cloudy (40°F:45°F / 4°C:7°C)
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[16:56:19] <exec> welcome nick: London, UK, 6°C/43°F, 4:56 pm GMT, Friday, 18 November 2016
[16:56:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, you can ~weather-add FatPhil tallinn if you want to be able to leave off the location. or #weatheradd tallinn, estonia for #weather
[17:01:38] <FatPhil> ~weather-add FatPhil tallinn
[17:01:39] <exec> name "FatPhil" set for location "tallinn"
[17:01:56] <FatPhil> #weatheradd tallinn, estonia
[17:01:56] <MrPlow> Location for FatPhil set to tallinn, estonia
[17:02:02] <FatPhil> thank you very many
[17:02:22] * TheMightyBuzzard tips hat
[17:03:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time FatPhil
[17:03:15] <exec> Friday, 18 November 2016 @ 7:03 pm GMT+2 - Tallinn, Estonia
[17:03:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> works off the same saved location
[17:03:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time TheMightyBuzzard
[17:03:53] <exec> Friday, 18 November 2016 @ 11:03 am GMT-6 - Humboldt, TN, USA
[17:04:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec, WRONG!
[17:04:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> the correct answer was: nap time
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[17:21:55] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 9°C/48°F, 9:21 am GMT-8, Friday, 18 November 2016
[17:22:53] <mechanicjay> Happy Friday everyone!
[17:23:06] <swiss> that it is
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[18:21:58] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, can you give mrpg editor privs on dev please
[18:24:49] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, ping ^^
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[18:33:20] <janrinok> cmn32480, Bytram|away are either of you available to give privs to mrpg on dev?
[18:49:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, awake now, gimme a sec
[18:53:50] <janrinok> thx TheMightyBuzzard
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[19:08:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm off for about an hour or so. yall don't burn the place down while i help a neighbor move a fridge.
[19:09:30] * AndyTheAbsurd attempts to hide the Zippo and gas can behind his back
[19:09:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> who, us? set things on fire?
[19:09:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> Why I never!
[19:09:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt beavis fire
[19:09:55] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
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[21:35:39] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 11°C/52°F, 1:35 pm GMT-8, Friday, 18 November 2016
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[21:54:40] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 11:39 AM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 18°C/64°F, 10:54 am NZDT, Saturday, 19 November 2016
[22:07:25] <DECbot> <weather ord>
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[22:07:53] <DECbot> #weather
[22:07:53] <MrPlow> No location found for DECbot
[22:08:30] <DECbot> #weatheradd ord
[22:08:33] <DECbot> #weather
[22:08:33] <MrPlow> No location found for DECbot
[22:09:07] <DECbot> #help
[22:09:07] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk, join, part, tell, klingon, g, sammich, sammichadd, say, pissoff, dieinafire, quit, nelson
[22:09:14] <DECbot> #weatheradd
[22:09:34] <swiss> #fite DECbot
[22:09:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:10:00] <MrPlow> #fite DECbot falls broken at swiss's feet.
[22:45:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> DECbot, #weatheradd city, state or nation or #weatheradd zipcode
[22:45:33] <DECbot> Thanks
[22:45:45] <DECbot> does it do airport code too?
[22:45:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> so like #weatheradd london, uk would work but not just london
[22:46:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, shitty api i got to work with cause i don't wanna scrape google weather
[22:48:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> unlike ~weather though, #weather doesn't show your location. so if you want to /msg it to him instead of putting where it can be logged, nobody else'll ever see it unless i need to debug the db for some reason.
[22:51:52] <DECbot> #weatheradd Chicago, IL
[22:51:52] <MrPlow> Location for DECbot set to Chicago, IL
[22:51:58] <DECbot> #weather
[22:51:58] <MrPlow> Today: Windy, and mainly cloudy. Lows overnight in the low 30s. Tomorrow: Cloudy with gusty winds. High 39F. Winds WNW at 20 to 30 mph. Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph.
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