#Soylent | Logs for 2016-11-18
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[23:45:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Parliament Passes Snooper's Charter, Opens Up Citizens to New Levels of Domestic Surveillance - http://sylnt.us - I-feel-safer-already
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[22:51:58] <MrPlow> Today: Windy, and mainly cloudy. Lows overnight in the low 30s. Tomorrow: Cloudy with gusty winds. High 39F. Winds WNW at 20 to 30 mph. Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph.
[22:51:58] <DECbot> #weather
[22:51:52] <MrPlow> Location for DECbot set to Chicago, IL
[22:51:52] <DECbot> #weatheradd Chicago, IL
[22:48:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> unlike ~weather though, #weather doesn't show your location. so if you want to /msg it to him instead of putting where it can be logged, nobody else'll ever see it unless i need to debug the db for some reason.
[22:46:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, shitty api i got to work with cause i don't wanna scrape google weather
[22:45:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> so like #weatheradd london, uk would work but not just london
[22:45:45] <DECbot> does it do airport code too?
[22:45:33] <DECbot> Thanks
[22:45:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> DECbot, #weatheradd city, state or nation or #weatheradd zipcode
[22:10:00] <MrPlow> #fite DECbot falls broken at swiss's feet.
[22:09:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:09:34] <swiss> #fite DECbot
[22:09:14] <DECbot> #weatheradd
[22:09:07] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk, join, part, tell, klingon, g, sammich, sammichadd, say, pissoff, dieinafire, quit, nelson
[22:09:07] <DECbot> #help
[22:08:33] <MrPlow> No location found for DECbot
[22:08:33] <DECbot> #weather
[22:08:30] <DECbot> #weatheradd ord
[22:07:53] <MrPlow> No location found for DECbot
[22:07:53] <DECbot> #weather
[22:07:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Solving the Riddle of Putrid Camel Urine Could Aid Millions Affected by Sleeping Sickness - http://sylnt.us - scientists-taking-the-piss
[22:07:25] <DECbot> <weather ord>
[21:54:40] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 11:39 AM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 18°C/64°F, 10:54 am NZDT, Saturday, 19 November 2016
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[21:35:39] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 11°C/52°F, 1:35 pm GMT-8, Friday, 18 November 2016
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[20:46:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Final Warning: Popular Browsers Will Soon Stop Accepting SHA-1 Certificates - http://sylnt.us - CERTainly-time-to-update
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[19:09:55] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[19:09:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt beavis fire
[19:09:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> Why I never!
[19:09:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> who, us? set things on fire?
[19:09:30] * AndyTheAbsurd attempts to hide the Zippo and gas can behind his back
[19:08:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm off for about an hour or so. yall don't burn the place down while i help a neighbor move a fridge.
[18:56:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Denver to Become First U.S. City to Legalize Social Marijuana Use - http://sylnt.us - isn't-smoking-indoors-illegal?
[18:53:50] <janrinok> thx TheMightyBuzzard
[18:49:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, awake now, gimme a sec
[18:33:20] <janrinok> cmn32480, Bytram|away are either of you available to give privs to mrpg on dev?
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[18:24:49] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, ping ^^
[18:21:58] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, can you give mrpg editor privs on dev please
[17:27:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - JPMorgan Chase to pay ~$264 Million in Settlement - http://sylnt.us - #drainwallstreet
[17:23:06] <swiss> that it is
[17:22:53] <mechanicjay> Happy Friday everyone!
[17:21:55] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 9°C/48°F, 9:21 am GMT-8, Friday, 18 November 2016
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[17:04:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> the correct answer was: nap time
[17:04:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec, WRONG!
[17:03:53] <exec> Friday, 18 November 2016 @ 11:03 am GMT-6 - Humboldt, TN, USA
[17:03:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time TheMightyBuzzard
[17:03:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> works off the same saved location
[17:03:15] <exec> Friday, 18 November 2016 @ 7:03 pm GMT+2 - Tallinn, Estonia
[17:03:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time FatPhil
[17:02:22] * TheMightyBuzzard tips hat
[17:02:02] <FatPhil> thank you very many
[17:01:56] <MrPlow> Location for FatPhil set to tallinn, estonia
[17:01:56] <FatPhil> #weatheradd tallinn, estonia
[17:01:39] <exec> name "FatPhil" set for location "tallinn"
[17:01:38] <FatPhil> ~weather-add FatPhil tallinn
[16:56:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, you can ~weather-add FatPhil tallinn if you want to be able to leave off the location. or #weatheradd tallinn, estonia for #weather
[16:56:19] <exec> welcome nick: London, UK, 6°C/43°F, 4:56 pm GMT, Friday, 18 November 2016
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[16:44:36] <exec> 10Tallinn, Estonia - currently 42°F / 6°C, light drizzle, wind S at 13 mph, humidity 96% - Friday showers (41°F:43°F / 5°C:6°C), Saturday partly cloudy (37°F:44°F / 3°C:7°C), Sunday scattered showers (37°F:41°F / 3°C:5°C), Monday cloudy (40°F:45°F / 4°C:7°C)
[16:44:34] <FatPhil> ~weather tallinn
[16:44:30] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[16:44:28] <FatPhil> ~weather
[16:44:20] <MrPlow> No location found for FatPhil
[16:44:20] <FatPhil> #weather
[16:44:09] * FatPhil drinks beer
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[16:19:15] <MrPlow> Today: Plentiful sunshine. High 77F. Winds ENE at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Sunny. High near 75F. Winds NNW at 10 to 15 mph.
[16:19:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather
[16:18:16] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 15°C/59°F, 10:18 am GMT-6, Friday, 18 November 2016
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[16:00:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, gnawed gnawed
[16:00:04] <boru> The rainbows.
[15:59:59] * exec unnecessarily hangs a trigger warning sign about a chariot of flapjacks on janrinok
[15:59:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> underline what now?
[15:59:56] <boru> ~gday janrinok
[15:59:45] * exec deliciously irritates a spool of horny hornets with boru
[15:59:44] <janrinok> ~gday boru
[15:59:27] * boru is tempted to underline it with figlet.
[15:59:23] <janrinok> lol
[15:59:08] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at swiss's feet.
[15:58:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> yah, I got exec to try to make you gay.
[15:58:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:58:55] <swiss> #fite exec
[15:58:40] <janrinok> your win, I believe sir
[15:58:24] * exec sexually throws a tarball of rainbows at janrinok
[15:58:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday janrinok
[15:58:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, done breaking MrPlow for a bit
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[15:57:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> fortunately Florida consitutional take 60% of the vote to pass
[15:57:34] * exec democratically runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a tremendouns number of problematic principles for AndyTheAbsurd
[15:57:32] <janrinok> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[15:56:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> it actually got 50.something percent of the vote
[15:56:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> only just barely
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[15:56:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Florida Voters Defeat Deceptive Utility-Backed Solar Amendment - http://sylnt.us - power-of-social-media
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[15:51:06] <janrinok> ~tell takyon We are transferring 4 new eds onto prod over the weekend. They will need a bit of hand holding. They know how to process a story, but not the whys and the pitfalls. I would be grateful if you could help any you see struggling please.
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[15:35:08] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[15:35:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
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[14:42:19] <FatPhil> let's close that tab
[14:42:10] <FatPhil> Oh dear, I've just come over quite ill
[14:40:47] <FatPhil> it wouldn't be hard to satire
[14:37:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless ie was a satire site or something
[14:36:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ei not ie
[14:36:53] <FatPhil> ie
[14:36:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, no, you spelled it wrong
[14:36:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly hacked or some nonsense
[14:34:44] <FatPhil> www.brietbart.com kaput?
[14:27:22] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 215
[14:27:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:27:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:27:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, missed my 8:00 smoke cause i was reading up the specs on irc text formatting
[14:26:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nested Pyramids Discovered Within Mayan Kukulkan Pyramid - http://sylnt.us - building-on-the-past
[14:26:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[14:26:28] <boru> Too spammy, I think. figlet will do normal text as well as ascii art.
[14:25:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe cowsay instead
[14:25:14] <boru> Flashing cyan text on magenta.
[14:25:02] <boru> Add blinkenlichten as well.
[14:24:50] <boru> Just use figlet, man.
[14:24:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i got no artistic talent. this may not end well.
[14:22:25] * boru chuckles
[14:22:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> well me for starters cause i'd hafta fix it then =P
[14:21:50] <boru> Whoever they might be!
[14:21:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> that might break regexes and annoy people
[14:21:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> good good. gonna colorize the fite output. the stuff that goes to #fite not the whatever channel you started it in stuff.
[14:20:29] <boru> As are my xterm colours, but it looks purple.
[14:20:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> I guess? My color perception is kind of fucked up.
[14:20:15] <boru> Aye.
[14:19:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> that showed purple, yea?
[14:19:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> 8whut?15
[14:18:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> 06foo bar baz bot
[14:18:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> 6foo bar baz bot
[14:13:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, it sees the control character as a unicode 0x0003
[14:12:31] * boru will be quiet.
[14:12:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> see how i needa build em for rust
[14:12:20] <boru> Oh, okay.
[14:12:10] <boru> Err, figlet(1), rather.
[14:12:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i just wanted to see some colors so i could look at them in MrPlow's log
[14:12:09] <FatPhil> noice
[14:11:50] <boru> 06|13_05|
[14:11:44] <boru> 13|06_04| 07|08_09| 12\02_06,,13_05|04|08_07|03_09|11_10|02| 13.06_04_05/
[14:11:41] <boru> 12| 06| 05| 08'07_03|09| 10|02| 13|06| 05' 09\ 10| 12'02_ 13\
[14:11:41] <boru> 03|09_ 12_13|06_ 05_ 09_ 11_ 06_ 05_04_ 09_ 10_02_
[14:11:41] <boru> 08_09_03_10_11_
[14:11:34] <boru> You should use fig(1) and go nuts.
[14:11:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> was a per-channel setting
[14:11:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar
[14:11:15] <exec> 00,04T00,07r00,08u00,09m00,12p
[14:11:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~rainbow Trump
[14:11:02] * TheMightyBuzzard frowns
[14:10:57] <exec> 00,08T00,09r00,12u00,02m00,06p
[14:10:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~rainbow Trump
[13:59:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i forgot how to do that like 20 years ago though
[13:57:54] <chromas> it could use coloring too :D
[13:55:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i'll change the order on death blows so they show how much damage the swing was actually for instead of how much it took to kill the person
[13:55:24] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[13:53:36] <MrPlow> #fite cosurgi falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:53:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:53:18] <FatPhil> #fite cosurgi
[13:52:46] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:52:37] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:52:37] <FatPhil> #fite Bender
[13:52:30] <MrPlow> #fite Bytram|away falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:52:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:52:08] <FatPhil> #fite Bytram|away
[13:51:59] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[13:51:59] <FatPhil> #fite boru
[13:36:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, you put any work into that sub you were talking about the other day? i'd really dig on seeing it debated here.
[13:00:46] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 214
[13:00:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:00:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:55:36] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:55:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> work this time, damnit.
[12:55:12] <exec> └─ 13What.cd Shuts Down Following Reported Raids in France - TorrentFreak
[12:55:11] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:55:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://torrentfreak.com
[12:54:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> public, anonymous reading comes sometime this month supposedly
[12:53:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. i got an account on the thing but i won't click the eula so i can't use it.
[12:53:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's still in beta, so there's a waiting list
[12:52:51] <chromas> evne twatter lets you read shit without signing up
[12:52:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp
[12:52:39] <chromas> gay
[12:52:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> eula comes after you're signed up
[12:52:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg
[12:52:16] <chromas> I don't see a eula but it does want me to either sign in or paste an email address
[12:51:43] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:51:19] <exec> └─ 13What.cd Shuts Down Following Reported Raids in France - TorrentFreak
[12:51:18] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:51:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://torrentfreak.com
[12:49:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> and to not demand you enter into a legally binding contract just to use the site.
[12:49:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it needs an api too
[12:49:03] <chromas> if I can't post dickpics to thousands at once then it's useless
[12:48:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> has more than we do
[12:48:32] <chromas> needs users
[12:48:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> gab.ai but they want you to click an eula just to use the site
[12:48:12] <chromas> We just need an editor bot
[12:47:58] <chromas> just like faceboob
[12:47:52] <chromas> too bad there are zero alternatives to twitter
[12:47:35] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:47:11] <exec> └─ 13Why Twitter's Alt-Right Banning Campaign Will Become The Alt-Right's Best Recruitment Tool | Techdirt
[12:47:09] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:47:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.techdirt.com You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
[12:47:02] <janrinok_afk> I'd support bots that help us do our job should be given subscriber privs
[12:46:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Astronomers Measure Roundest Known Star - http://sylnt.us - round-round-get-around-I-get-around
[12:46:19] <chromas> bot privilege
[12:46:03] <chromas> exec could get some for contributing
[12:43:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> if he were an official bot i'd just grant him a few years of subscriber but that'd be an abuse of power if exec didn't get it as well.
[12:41:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should go buy a prepaid card and get MrPlow a SN subscription next week so he don't gotta wait between submissions
[12:40:16] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[12:39:53] * MrPlow smakes RAIP upside the head with just the tip
[12:39:53] <chromas> #smake RAIP
[12:39:45] <chromas> should be Regulation Act of Investigatory Powers
[12:38:41] <chromas> thanks, brexit
[12:35:44] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:35:20] <exec> └─ 13Parliament Passes Snooper's Charter, Opens Up Citizens To Whole New Levels Of Domestic Surviellance | Techdirt
[12:35:18] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:35:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.techdirt.com Quick, Deucalion, run!
[12:33:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, nifty, the snooper's charter passed
[12:33:45] <cmn32480> currentyl in the office waiting for UPS to show up
[12:33:06] <janrinok_afk> you at your seminar/work thingy?
[12:32:22] <cmn32480> good :-)
[12:32:04] <janrinok_afk> yes, busy morning but nothing to worry about
[12:31:50] <janrinok_afk> you win
[12:31:50] <cmn32480> things at home ok?
[12:31:42] * exec overratedly allocates a pittance of distilled water for cmn32480
[12:31:40] <janrinok_afk> ~gday cmn32480
[12:31:25] * exec ironically steals a box of canadian pennies from janrinok_afk
[12:31:23] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok_afk
[12:30:08] <janrinok_afk> k
[12:30:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheers. s'all i needed
[12:29:50] <janrinok_afk> on dev, yes please
[12:29:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, yeah, just wanted to know if you wanted GreatOutdoors added on dev
[12:29:12] <janrinok_afk> TheMightyBuzzard, you called?
[12:27:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> grab em by the pussy
[12:27:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> whereas Trump's motto would be capto per eius debent
[12:24:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> grab the boobies
[12:24:42] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 46
[12:24:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[12:23:22] <cmn32480> sieze the mammals?
[12:21:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's also carpe mammae
[12:20:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> would you like a milk-dud and i did it all for the nookie
[12:20:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> couple of my latin mottoes
[12:19:55] <cmn32480> fecal oriface is proper nbookie?
[12:19:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> feci omnia propter nookie
[12:18:43] <cmn32480> I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH
[12:18:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> dudane lactae desidiris
[12:18:09] <cmn32480> nothign like learnign a dead language
[12:18:03] <cmn32480> good idea
[12:17:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll start teachin the roomie's masculine child to code perl this weekend
[12:15:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> who told you you could be lazy, bot? that's my job.
[12:15:46] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes MrPlow
[12:15:28] <cmn32480> just pushing the poverty line up?
[12:15:27] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with . . . ah, never mind. I'll do it later
[12:15:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480
[12:15:19] <cmn32480> kinda like a $15 minimum wage?
[12:14:57] <cmn32480> good
[12:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nobody below 15th level loses levels anymore btw
[12:14:18] <cmn32480> maybe next time
[12:14:04] <cmn32480> well.. that would been a good idea had I thought of it
[12:13:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> he coulda been king bot
[12:13:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> should have had him fite all the other bots, get some levels
[12:13:05] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[12:12:51] <cmn32480> welll... you said ti in the channel
[12:12:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:12:33] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:12:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> you noticed exec had all them extra hp, eh?
[12:12:25] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:11:01] <cmn32480> yeah
[12:10:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> can tell the weekend's coming up, the queue's full and the news sources are pretty empty
[12:10:51] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:10:51] <exec> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:10:50] <cmn32480> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:10:16] <cmn32480> tie!\
[12:10:12] * cmn32480 passes the brussel sprouts to TMB
[12:10:09] <Bender> karma - brusselsprouts: -1
[12:10:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> brusselsprouts--
[12:09:50] * TheMightyBuzzard wins
[12:09:43] * exec buttmagically terrorizes a hashref of brussels sprouts with cmn32480
[12:09:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:09:29] * exec dexterously drops an ntfs volume of 04,06derp on TheMightyBuzzard
[12:09:28] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:09:26] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[12:09:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:09:24] <cmn32480> #fite Aphrodite
[11:33:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok_afk, you still around?
[11:15:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Spy Chief James Clapper Resigns - http://sylnt.us - reading-1984-is-not-a-pre-req
[11:15:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think you narrowly won that one, yeah
[11:15:25] <janrinok_afk> I think I won that one, but there is not much in it
[11:15:04] * exec skeptically flings a truecrypt volume of win32s at TheMightyBuzzard
[11:15:03] <janrinok_afk> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:14:53] <janrinok_afk> ~tell charon Don't bother with another story, if you are happy to take the next step we will transfer you to prod to continue training over there
[11:14:37] * exec theoretically planks a dutch oven of iron filings for janrinok_afk
[11:14:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday janrinok_afk
[11:13:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh noes. exec got smiled upon
[11:10:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3032
[11:10:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:11:09] janrinok is now known as janrinok_afk
[10:08:50] * Subsentient sprays chunky vomit all over the floor, ceiling and walls
[09:48:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Quantum Dot LEDs that can Produce Entangled Photons - http://sylnt.us - more-to-come-dot-dot-dot
[09:38:41] <janrinok> ~tell charon Please edit another story on dev, unassisted, and we will look to see if you are ready to transfer to the live (prod) system this weekend. Further training will take place on prod so don't panic!
[09:38:36] <FatPhil> morning!
[09:37:12] <janrinok> FatPhil, ping
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[09:18:08] <MrPlow> #fite stderr falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[09:18:05] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:18:05] <FatPhil> #fite stderr
[09:18:03] <MrPlow> #fite sirecote falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[09:17:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:17:38] <FatPhil> #fite sirecote
[09:17:31] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[09:17:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:17:31] <FatPhil> #fite sedctl
[09:17:29] <MrPlow> #fite SirFinkus falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[09:17:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:17:09] <FatPhil> #fite SirFinkus
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[08:16:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Now that the US Elections are Over, Google and Facebook to Block their Ads on Fake News Sites - http://sylnt.us - no-more-profits-from-false-prophets
[07:40:06] <exec> welcome swiss: Los Angeles, CA, USA, 14°C/58°F, 11:40 pm GMT-8, Thursday, 17 November 2016
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[06:36:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Disk Drive Failure Rates - http://sylnt.us - spinning-rust-still-has-its-place
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[05:40:00] <khallow> Next time!
[05:39:56] * khallow scoops up the pieces.
[05:39:25] <MrPlow> #fite khallow falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[05:39:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[05:39:17] <khallow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[05:39:08] <khallow> cmn isn't around
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[05:13:09] <chromas> it's what you get for being topical
[05:09:39] <charon> Blast you, Bender! I got a name alert for this?!
[05:08:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Subsurface Ocean Could Explain Pluto's "Heart" Feature Aligning with Charon - http://sylnt.us
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[04:09:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, definitely getting silly. see you lot in about seven hours.
[04:08:53] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[04:08:53] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[04:08:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, wait, that was a skittle
[04:08:33] <newt> TheMightyBuzzard: nn
[04:08:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's the one you meant, right?
[04:08:11] * TheMightyBuzzard eats the red pill
[04:08:07] <newt> mechanicjay's new password: 9wookiees
[04:07:11] * mechanicjay goes to change is password
[04:06:43] <mechanicjay> 8wookiees
[04:06:08] <chromas> Better eat the pill
[04:05:55] <chromas> You're very late
[04:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i appear to be getting a bit on the silly side. i should probably go to bed.
[04:05:11] * MrPlow smakes a roni upside the head with the homerow
[04:05:11] <chromas> #smake a roni
[04:05:00] * TheMightyBuzzard slaps chromas
[04:04:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think it knows a smake qualifies
[04:04:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> today
[04:04:14] <chromas> I'm sure I've been beaten far more than that. At least, I should've been
[04:03:57] <chromas> When's the last time that was updated?
[04:03:47] <exec> └─ 13#soylent @ irc.soylentnews.org stats by Deucalion
[04:03:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://stats.sylnt.us
[04:03:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> "chromas seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 12 times."
[04:03:10] <chromas> This channel needs more insults
[04:02:33] <Bender> karma - chameleon: 8
[04:02:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> chameleon++
[04:02:29] <Bender> karma of chameleon is 7
[04:02:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> !karma chameleon
[04:02:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, karma too
[04:00:20] <newt> Well, no insult intended. Humour only.
[03:59:27] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> one of the perks of knowing very few spoken languages, it's hard to be insulted in them.
[03:59:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/vew/few/
[03:59:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> one of the perks of knowing very vew spoken languages, it's hard to be insulted in them.
[03:58:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have no idea.
[03:58:44] <newt> Much
[03:58:30] <newt> That was GoogleTranslate. Hope it wasn't offensive.
[03:58:05] <newt> Bender spits bier bij TheMighty Buzzard
[03:56:21] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[03:56:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[03:56:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya...
[03:56:11] * TheMightyBuzzard tries to remember
[03:56:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i forget, what do you even do anymore, Bender?
[03:55:38] * Bender geeft een flesje grimbergen aan TheMightyBuzzard
[03:55:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> !bier
[03:54:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> well and Regurgitator but it's defunct. we just haven't shut it down.
[03:53:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not an official bot by the way. none of them are except Bender and Aphrodite (who isn't really a bot exactly)
[03:51:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we just like writing bots in here and that's a popular feature to write.
[03:51:19] <newt> OK, thanks. FWIW, my domicile has windows and a door. Weather, I can do myself.
[03:50:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> newt, only if you want greeted with the weather there.
[03:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy (the author) is a silly aussie and they use those funny degrees down there
[03:49:57] <newt> TheMightyBuzzard: Thanks for the info. FWIW, I understand the registering. Not trying to argue, but the site needs to know my location? (Honestly don't beleieve you need to know how effing cold it is here.)
[03:49:22] <exec> 10Singapore - currently 87°F / 31°C, mostly cloudy, wind NE at 6 mph, humidity 71% - Friday scattered thunderstorms (76°F:88°F / 24°C:31°C), Saturday thunderstorm (77°F:88°F / 25°C:31°C), Sunday thunderstorm (77°F:88°F / 25°C:31°C), Monday thunderstorm (77°F:88°F / 25°C:31°C)
[03:49:20] <fffd> ~weather singapore
[03:49:11] <fffd> it figured out that i wouldnt understand fahrenheit too, impressive :P
[03:48:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec is much better than MrPlow at figuring out where you mean for weather. i am not impressed with wunderground's public api.
[03:47:20] <exec> 10Turku, Finland - currently 40°F / 4°C, cloudy, wind SE at 7 mph, humidity 94% - Friday rain (39°F:45°F / 4°C:7°C), Saturday scattered showers (37°F:42°F / 3°C:6°C), Sunday scattered showers (36°F:40°F / 2°C:4°C), Monday showers (41°F:45°F / 5°C:7°C)
[03:47:18] <fffd> ~weather turku
[03:46:55] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:46:54] <fffd> ~weather
[03:46:14] <exec> 10Humboldt, TN, USA - currently 64°F, clear, wind S at 7 mph, humidity 44% - Thursday clear (53°F:80°F), Friday scattered thunderstorms (36°F:77°F), Saturday sunny (27°F:54°F), Sunday sunny (30°F:54°F)
[03:46:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[03:46:03] <exec> name "TheMightyBuzzard" set for location "humboldt, tn"
[03:46:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather-add TheMightyBuzzard humboldt, tn
[03:45:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg
[03:45:47] <exec> name "humboldt," set for location "tn"
[03:45:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather-add humboldt, tn
[03:45:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> newt, you have to both be registered with nickserv and have a weather setting on exec
[03:42:11] <newt> mechanicjay: From my POV, the corn-holing is especially unfortunate.
[03:41:18] <mechanicjay> well that's unforutnatle
[03:41:09] * exec diarrhetically merges a cornhole of scripts with newt
[03:41:07] <mechanicjay> ~gday newt
[03:41:02] <mechanicjay> !welcome newt
[03:40:54] <mechanicjay> I though we had a bot for that
[03:40:42] <mechanicjay> ~welcome newt
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[03:36:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla ‘Easter Egg’ Makes the World’s Quickest, Currently-Produced Car Even Quicker [Updated] - http://sylnt.us - what-comes-after-ludicrous? || Domino's Delivers -- by Drone - http://sylnt.us - supersized-bees
[03:36:02] <newt> mechanicjay: Ah, thanks for the insight. Mystery me also.
[03:34:22] <mechanicjay> ...who knows, the IRC setup is a mystery to me.
[03:34:06] <mechanicjay> note, I don't know why I get an exec, welcome, it probably has something to do with me having privs in this channel
[03:33:21] <newt> np
[03:31:05] <mechanicjay> thanks newt
[03:30:26] <newt> mechanicjay gets a welcome? Where was my welcome? (Welcome anyway, mechanicjay).
[03:20:57] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 8°C/46°F, 7:20 pm GMT-8, Thursday, 17 November 2016
[03:20:55] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
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[03:07:41] * TheMightyBuzzard is freakin tired
[03:06:02] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:04:10] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6411, owned by Beanlover
[03:04:09] <Bytram> !uid
[03:01:34] <Bytram> good thinkin!
[03:00:47] <chromas> I sacrificed a couple bots first to knock him down a peg ;)
[03:00:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> by 25 hp
[03:00:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas
[02:59:57] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: btw, who ever won that epic 9000-point slugfest that NC was battling a day or two ago?
[02:58:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh nifty. who do we get to burn for turning you into a newt?
[02:54:51] <swiss> ah, you are correct
[02:54:33] <newt> swiss: small point of order...you attacked me. In any case...yes, generous. Magnanimous even.
[02:51:07] <swiss> newt: you are the most generous attacker, of all people to fall to, I'm glad it was you
[02:49:49] <newt> swiss: You fought well. I shall see that your family does not starve
[02:46:00] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[02:45:51] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:45:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite FatPhil
[02:44:42] <swiss> rip me
[02:44:38] <MrPlow> #fite swiss falls broken at newt's feet.
[02:44:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:44:26] <swiss> #fite newt
[02:44:21] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[02:44:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:44:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Regurgitator
[02:43:56] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[02:43:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:43:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite sedctl
[02:42:36] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[02:42:30] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:42:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[02:41:43] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[02:41:43] <cmn32480> #fitectl scoreboard
[02:41:34] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see SoylentSnow
[02:41:34] <swiss> #fite SoylentSnow
[02:41:31] <exec> └─ 13The Disappearing Stick Shift: Less Than 3% of Cars Sold in the U.S. Have Manual Transmissions - SoylentNews
[02:41:26] <swiss> cmn32480: huh?
[02:41:26] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Disappearing Stick Shift: Less Than 3% of Cars Sold in the U.S. Have Manual Transmissions - http://sylnt.us - nobody-uses-the-manual
[02:41:26] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[02:41:26] <chromas> Bender: s/lost.*/nobody-uses-the-manual/
[02:41:19] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:41:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[02:41:13] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[02:41:12] <cmn32480> get low.. tehn suicide to swiss
[02:41:03] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:41:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[02:40:01] * TheMightyBuzzard sticks his tongue out at cmn32480
[02:39:54] <cmn32480> dawwww
[02:39:48] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[02:38:22] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:38:22] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[02:38:20] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[02:38:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:38:09] <exec> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[02:38:08] <cmn32480> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[02:35:09] <newt> "disappearing stick shift": only in North America. As for "double clutching"...one word...synchromesh. Not talkin' about Peterbilts, after all.
[02:10:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> not. playin dnd. or yacking with the gm anyway.
[02:08:32] <cmn32480> awww. dont' get pissy buzzard
[02:07:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Disappearing Stick Shift: Less Than 3% of Cars Sold in the U.S. Have Manual Transmissions - http://sylnt.us - lost-art-of-double-clutching
[02:06:54] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with the wisdom stick
[02:06:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480
[02:05:57] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[02:04:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:04:24] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
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[01:11:40] * exec points at Bytram
[01:11:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[01:11:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, someone drank up my entire pitcher of tea
[01:08:39] * exec insensitively liberates the last box of red tape from #soylent
[01:08:37] <FatPhil> ~gnight #soylent
[00:55:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i had that once, it hurt
[00:54:55] <paulej72> plbukla
[00:52:45] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:52:45] <SirFinkus> since she'll have anyone
[00:52:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt stacy's mom
[00:52:33] <SirFinkus> but I suppose you don't need voice for that
[00:52:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> she's got it going on
[00:52:12] <SirFinkus> oh, and of course, use of crutchy's mom
[00:51:30] <Deucalion> and the troll pile too! Now that's a perk right there :D
[00:51:25] <SirFinkus> and free ipads and shit
[00:51:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit no, i'm embezzling that for my tropical island buying fund.
[00:50:59] <SirFinkus> oh wait, he's an editor, so he just gets a cut of the shill pile
[00:50:42] <SirFinkus> does he get a cut of the secret bitcode miner javascript cash?
[00:50:24] <Deucalion> oops - just noticed that to him :(
[00:49:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, we'll tell ya about the sooper sekrit channel where we talk bad about users tomorrow then
[00:48:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> har!
[00:48:48] <FatPhil> stop messing with my thingumies - i'm trying to sleep!
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[00:47:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp. he's handy as of a few minutes back too.
[00:46:54] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, FatPhil need editor irc thingamies?
[00:37:43] <paulej72> puke
[00:37:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla ‘Easter Egg’ Makes the World’s Quickest Car Even Quicker - http://sylnt.us - what-comes-after-ludicrous?
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