#Soylent | Logs for 2016-11-17

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[00:01:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just gave away my oldest laptop. hadn't booted it in like a year and the neighbor didn't have anything at all.
[00:01:48] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I also occasionally do work on 32-bit only PCs for poor people who don't have anything better, or lame lobby PCs I hijack with my keychain thumbdrive.
[00:02:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[00:03:38] * TheMightyBuzzard gets his Kid Rock on
[00:04:20] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: My decision make sense now? ^^
[00:04:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> somewhat
[00:05:13] <Subsentient> I'd just use 32-bit Fedora but looks like they're gonna retire that.
[00:05:51] <chromas> "A Rutgers University professor who created a “politicizing Beyonce” course was taken to a New York City hospital for a psychiatric evaluation after campus police said he made threats to kill white people."
[00:06:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, yeah, saw that.
[00:06:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's since deleted the tweets what got him throwed in the boobie hatch
[00:08:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm surprised they're gonna drop 32bit code. there's a LOT of 32bit processors still in use out there, just not in desktops/laptops.
[00:22:51] <chromas> They can all switch to QNX
[00:24:44] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[00:26:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'd like to watch some boobies with my hotwings tonight. oooh, i ain't watched stripperella in a while.
[00:29:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[00:29:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
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[00:30:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bender
[00:30:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
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[00:30:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[00:30:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
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[00:30:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[00:30:25] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
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[00:30:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Regurgitator
[00:30:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
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[00:30:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[00:30:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:30:49] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[00:31:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite sedctl
[00:31:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
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[00:34:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> zero gravity striptease?
[00:35:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not picky about gravity
[00:35:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'd like to make gravity my bitch
[00:36:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> and by "make gravity my bitch" I mean "have an antigravity device so that I don't have to worry about gravity at all"
[00:36:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> that don't confront me none, long as i get my rent by friday
[00:37:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> LOL
[00:37:40] <swiss> #fite exec
[00:37:40] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:37:40] <MrPlow> #fite exec's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[00:37:47] <swiss> #fitectl scoreboard
[00:37:47] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[00:37:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> you know that song is almost halfway over before the lyrics contain the title?
[00:38:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> just about, yep
[00:38:22] <swiss> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[00:38:22] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:38:42] <MrPlow> #fite AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at swiss's feet.
[00:38:46] <swiss> phew
[00:39:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> new mechanics in btw.
[00:40:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> 5% chance of dropping your weapon. exploding dice (roll an 8 on a d8, keep rolling as long as you keep rolling 8s. add for total.), and something else i forget.
[00:41:13] <chromas> what happens on weapon drop?
[00:41:23] <chromas> do we go back to fist?
[00:41:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> miss plus lose a turn
[00:41:28] <chromas> or nudity?
[00:41:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> you get your ass kicked when you bend down to pick it up.
[00:41:43] <chromas> chromas' nudity scares Loggie away
[00:41:47] <chromas> oh yeah
[00:42:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> see like that ten point hit you just got was 8+2. was not a critical hit.
[00:42:20] <chromas> AndyTheAbsurd's foot gets stuck up Aphrodite's butt; humor for +2 damage
[00:43:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> I forgot that I put a 127.0.0.1 facebook.com in this machine's /etc/hosts
[00:44:08] <chromas> 127.0.0.1 vs 0.0.0.0 in hosts. Round 1; fight!
[00:44:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, if you attack someone you got a 50% chance of surprising them and getting a free round.
[00:44:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah I was gonna set up a local webserver that always returned a page that said "you don't want to look facebook, you ass" but then I got distracted
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[01:50:23] <cmn32480> to save me from reading a shitton of backscroll... did I miss anything?
[01:51:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i ate hotwings
[01:51:52] <cmn32480> get the second burn yet?
[01:52:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, be hours before that yet
[01:52:36] <cmn32480> we had bowties and garlic bread
[01:52:46] * cmn32480 looks for dracula to kiss
[01:53:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> how long do you have to boil a tie before it's edible?
[01:53:39] <cmn32480> the polyester ones take HOURS
[01:54:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> figures. there's easier sources of fiber
[01:54:17] <cmn32480> wicker swingsets?
[01:54:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was thinking beers but whatever blows your skirt up.
[01:56:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> and don't say beers don't have fiber. if you think that you've never drank a case of Milwaukee's Best.
[01:56:54] <cmn32480> Pabst
[01:57:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> natural light
[01:57:11] <cmn32480> more importantly.. the Pabst Smears the following day
[01:57:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> shitz^Wschlitz
[01:57:58] <cmn32480> any of the above, in their "Ice" format
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[01:59:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> they gotta have fiber. work better than most OTC laxatives.
[01:59:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> not as good as dish soap or motor oil, mind you.
[01:59:49] <cmn32480> don't use motor oil...
[01:59:53] <cmn32480> use Olive Oil
[02:00:02] <cmn32480> if you go in for skinny broads, I mean
[02:00:46] <chromas> Motor oil doubles as cologne
[02:01:02] <cmn32480> I thoguht that was gun oil?
[02:01:26] <chromas> All the dinosaurian oils
[02:03:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> gun oil doubles as cologne if you're gay
[02:03:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> bacon grease too
[02:05:02] <cmn32480> you are correct.. when the lady wears it, it is perfume
[02:06:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i never got the whole smell like flowers thing. if you wanna attract men, smell like a bacon cheeseburger.
[02:07:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> and don't bring up vegans. i said men.
[02:07:16] <cmn32480> dab a little ranch dressing behind your ears?
[02:07:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> possibly. beer would be less sticky though.
[02:08:13] <cmn32480> the sauce from baked beans?
[02:08:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmmm.... beans
[02:08:46] <cmn32480> the musical fruit
[02:09:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i might not should have eaten two dozen hotwings.
[02:09:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah, who am i kidding... of course i should have.
[02:09:53] <cmn32480> depending on how hot.. you may not enjoy it later
[02:10:05] <cmn32480> but I'll tell you.. my pepper plants are loving life at my office
[02:10:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine got dumped out for betraying me by not being hot.
[02:10:29] <cmn32480> put them all up in the full sun windows.. man I got more peppers starting now then I got all summer
[02:10:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[02:10:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd try that but we got shit windows here
[02:10:54] <cmn32480> my office is 2 sides glass
[02:11:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> only viable one has a couch right in front of it
[02:11:23] <cmn32480> and that is saturated in farts no doubt
[02:11:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it is a couch
[02:13:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> they really should impregnate any cushions that are ever going to be sat upon with activated charcoal
[02:13:37] * cmn32480 rushes out to patent the idea
[02:14:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> otherwise you got bastards like me who'll slowly lift up while filling the cushion so the next person who sits down gets a snoot full
[02:15:13] <cmn32480> used to do that in an old job where there was one office
[02:15:28] <cmn32480> bomb the living hell out of the chair.... and run fo rhte hills
[02:17:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> only cause it's hilarious though
[02:18:10] <cmn32480> it was
[02:18:35] <cmn32480> somebody woudl sit donw and get a face full of stale ass.... still makes me giggle
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[02:50:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Subsentient
[02:50:07] * MrPlow smakes Subsentient upside the head with a tube sock full of Subsentient's fresh and creamy fudge
[02:50:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> strangely appropriate
[02:50:27] <Subsentient> lol
[02:50:45] * Subsentient vengefully vomits down TheMightyBuzzard's throat
[02:51:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> not gonna stay down. i'm full of angry hotwings.
[02:56:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[02:56:25] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
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[04:39:58] <xhedit> #fite u
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[04:40:04] <xhedit> #fite Loggie
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[04:40:15] <xhedit> #fite Bneder
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[05:22:03] <MrPlow> #fite How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
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[06:32:39] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 31°C/88°F, 5:32 pm AEDT, Thursday, 17 November 2016
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[08:41:37] <exec> welcome Subsentient: Phoenix, AZ, USA 1:41 AM Navajo County, AZ, USA (GMT-7), 16°C/60°F, 1:41 am GMT-7, Thursday, 17 November 2016
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[08:42:52] <boru> Pretty warm in Phoenix today, looks like.
[08:45:04] <crutchy> was warm here too. sooo nice
[08:45:21] <crutchy> ~say #fite MrPlow
[08:45:22] <exec> #fite MrPlow
[08:45:22] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:45:22] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[08:45:55] <crutchy> get up you rotting corpse!
[08:46:06] <crutchy> i'll kill you until you die from it! ...again
[08:47:03] <boru> Arizona seems like a prime place for astronomy. If only I could get a visa/GC sponsorship from some company in, say, Tucson. This would be optimal.
[08:47:36] <xhedit> Arizona is hell in the summer
[08:48:22] <boru> What about in places like Flagstaff? THey get snow in the Winter, iirc.
[08:48:44] <boru> I also vaguely recall Tucson not getting as warm as Phoenix.
[08:50:14] <xhedit> flagstaff is high elevation, it doesn't really fall into normal arizona climate
[08:50:22] <xhedit> I've only been to tempe
[08:50:24] <boru> I think that if I were to live in the US, it'd be somewhere in Arizona, or perhaps Montana or Wyoming.
[08:50:25] <xhedit> which is phoenix
[08:50:27] <boru> Ah, makes sense.
[08:50:36] <boru> Yeah, I know a few people working in Tempe.
[08:51:16] <xhedit> I'd much rather be in Montana than AZ
[08:51:47] <boru> Montana for the hunting, Arizona for the skies, personally.
[08:52:17] <xhedit> are you a hobby astronomer?
[08:52:35] <boru> Imaging mostly, but yes, in a semi-hobbyist capacity.
[08:52:48] <crutchy> go to wyoming... for the missile silos :p
[08:52:49] <xhedit> Montana's light pollution is going to be way, way less
[08:53:08] <boru> I posit that Arizona has far more clear nights per year, though.
[08:53:31] <crutchy> or south dakota
[08:53:38] <crutchy> apparently smallest pop density
[08:53:45] <boru> And you get to Bortle 2/1 skies pretty quickly from urban areas in Arizona, also.
[08:54:01] <xhedit> Arizona does get the most solar in the USA I think though, perhaps useful if you want to do panel+battery off grid telescoping
[08:54:03] <boru> Since the air is so dry, light domes tend to be pretty limitted.
[08:54:24] <boru> I have a battery array for that, but yeah, would be useful for charging.
[08:54:46] <boru> Low population density is attractive also, though.
[08:55:12] <xhedit> I like mountains
[08:55:14] <boru> Somewhere around the Tetons in Wyoming seems like it'd be good for that.
[08:55:16] <boru> Yeah, me too.
[08:55:49] <crutchy> i'd wanna live somewhere that the government doesn't meddle too much
[08:55:57] <xhedit> you're irish right?
[08:55:57] <crutchy> i guess that's probably a tough call
[08:56:09] <xhedit> I'm going off your name mostly.
[08:56:15] <crutchy> us gov meddles everywhere :(
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[08:59:34] <boru> Yeah, I'm Irish.
[09:00:02] <boru> Where I am at the moment is about as flat as the Netherlands. It's quite boring.
[09:00:04] <janrinok> ~gday crutchy - I've been trying to get together with you for over a week now
[09:00:06] * exec hurriedly sets a test tube of deer sign by crutchy
[09:00:13] <janrinok> ~gday boru
[09:00:14] * exec ironically vomits an F cup of 03fart gas on boru
[09:00:19] <crutchy> ~g'day janrinok
[09:00:19] <boru> ~gday janrinok
[09:00:20] <janrinok> ~gday xhedit
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[09:00:28] <crutchy> sorry mate i been pretty busy this week
[09:00:30] <xhedit> ~gday janrinok
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[09:00:44] <janrinok> not a problem for me
[09:00:48] <boru> And yeah, somewhere without much annoying government molestation would be nice.
[09:01:09] <janrinok> we're busy too training up the new bunch of suckers, er, volunteer eds
[09:01:29] <xhedit> Montana, Wyoming, and the Dakotas are all states with basically zero getting up in your grill by the government
[09:03:28] <boru> Aye, sounds ideal.
[09:04:03] <xhedit> realstically speaking, the problem with those states would be finding employment
[09:04:06] <boru> Rocky Mountain/Teton areas would be more or less ideal.
[09:04:10] <boru> Yeah, I can imagine.
[09:04:24] <boru> I'd almost see them more as retirement areas for me, else telecommuting.
[09:04:37] <xhedit> where Arizona has real metro areas
[09:05:16] <boru> Aye. The American desert appeals to me, too, though.
[09:05:26] <boru> It's quite beautiful.
[09:05:50] <xhedit> I'm from the swamp.. I like it green.
[09:06:02] <xhedit> ~weather hell
[09:06:03] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 46°F / 8°C, clear, wind W at 2 mph, humidity 76% - Thursday sunny (41°F:62°F / 5°C:17°C), Friday sunny (45°F:68°F / 7°C:20°C), Saturday cloudy (37°F:66°F / 3°C:19°C), Sunday cloudy (32°F:49°F / 0°C:9°C)
[09:06:30] <boru> I can relate. I'd probably need to visit home now and again for the green.
[09:07:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How I Became a Cyborg and Joined an Underground Medical Movement - http://sylnt.us - wired-for-health
[09:09:07] <boru> I've been to many climates on many continents, but I've yet to visit the old USA.
[09:09:15] <xhedit> god, i hate those fucking dipshit hipsters
[09:09:24] <xhedit> putting a magnet in your body does not a cyborg make
[09:09:33] <janrinok> crutchy - did you get any error messages when you ran Arthur? And did you install the extra libs that it requires as in the README?
[09:09:37] <boru> I've been to Canada, but the only continents that remain then are Africa and Australia.
[09:09:53] <xhedit> the USA is a lot of country to visit!
[09:09:56] <boru> Heh, yeah. Bloody wannabe transhumanists.
[09:10:00] <boru> Indeed.
[09:10:08] <boru> I'd like to drive large swaths of it.
[09:10:34] <boru> I think I was just saying the other day that I'd like to drive N/S from/to Arizona to Montana, taking in Wyoming.
[09:10:46] <boru> But I'd also like to see the Ozarks in Arkansas as well.
[09:11:11] <xhedit> My pop did a most of the country drive-through for his retirement
[09:11:24] <boru> I'd like to see bluegrass country in general.
[09:11:43] <xhedit> Kentucky is a shithole.
[09:11:58] <boru> I'd probably stop by to try the bourbon, at least.
[09:12:19] <xhedit> that's about all there is to do there
[09:13:30] <xhedit> apparently their main form of recreation is flea markets
[09:13:33] * boru chuckles.
[09:13:56] <xhedit> I was driving through ky during the flea market time
[09:14:00] <xhedit> NO HOTELS ANYWHERE
[09:14:22] <xhedit> the only available room I found was a honeymoon suite in some place like 20 miles outside of lexington
[09:14:57] <xhedit> so I kept driving, and WV (which I like, but is completely deserted) didn't have shit until I was only like 2 hours from home
[09:15:22] <boru> Is that line of Montana to Arizona in the so-called 'Midwest'?
[09:15:49] <boru> That's more or less the part I'd like to see the most.
[09:15:49] <xhedit> The midwest is, imo, rockies to ohio or something like that
[09:15:55] <boru> Ah, okay.
[09:16:38] <boru> That seems pretty easterly to be 'midwest'.
[09:16:58] <xhedit> https://en.wikipedia.org
[09:17:00] <exec> └─ 13File:Map of USA Midwest.svg - Wikipedia
[09:17:38] <boru> Hmm.
[09:19:17] <xhedit> this is better, i guess
[09:19:17] <xhedit> https://upload.wikimedia.org
[09:21:59] <boru> Hmm, that division is more or less timezone divided, right? The US timezones are Pacific, Mountain, Central and Eastern, right?
[09:22:40] <xhedit> it correllates
[09:22:49] * boru nods.
[09:23:09] <boru> Feh, I've to go to a meeting. I'll be back in an hour or so, hopefully...
[09:23:17] <xhedit> but in practical terms, americans are gonna label wyoming and montana as part of the midwest, at least most I know
[09:28:23] <crutchy> janrinok, i don't have a readme for the new arthur
[09:28:28] <crutchy> do you have it?
[09:35:19] <janrinok> did you get a tar package or just a few python files?
[09:36:22] <janrinok> crutchy, python3-lxml and python3-requests need to be installed
[09:37:27] <crutchy> i got a tarball with a few python files
[09:37:29] <janrinok> I renamed the README to StoryBotV0.2 Documentation in the tar
[09:37:30] <crutchy> no readme
[09:37:38] <crutchy> hmm. nah didn't get that
[09:37:53] <janrinok> interesting... did I send you that direct?
[09:38:02] <crutchy> cmn32480 did
[09:38:15] <janrinok> I suspect that he left out the odd file ....
[09:38:30] <janrinok> I'll resend the latest to your SN addy
[09:39:26] <crutchy> i don't have a SN addy
[09:39:58] <janrinok> is the one you have saved on the site still valid?
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[09:41:56] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 11:26 PM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 11°C/52°F, 10:41 pm NZDT, Thursday, 17 November 2016
[09:42:00] <crutchy> i dunno if i saved one
[09:42:02] <crutchy> lol
[09:42:12] <crutchy> its probably the one i PM'd you
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[10:22:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:22:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3027
[10:25:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Discloses Additional Advertising Metric Miscalculations - http://sylnt.us - the-customer-is-always-right
[10:25:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:25:55] <MrPlow> Today: Plentiful sunshine. High 81F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies during the morning hours. Thunderstorms likely in the afternoon. High 78F. Winds SSW at 15 to 25 mph. Chance of rain 100%.
[10:26:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[10:26:24] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[10:26:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[10:26:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:27:51] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[10:29:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i could do up help today for the fite commands
[10:29:54] <janrinok> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:29:56] * exec theoretically pours a stack of buttsecks for TheMightyBuzzard
[10:30:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday janrinok
[10:30:05] * exec ironically throws a udp packet of nails at janrinok
[10:30:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, need more info on that one
[10:30:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> like pitching or catching buttseks
[10:31:09] <janrinok> I'm not qualified to comment - at least I don't think that I am
[10:31:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> some things are better left unanswered i guess
[10:35:18] <janrinok> just a thought - wouldn't calling it #fite help be easier to find than the current name?
[10:36:03] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[10:36:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> isn't a current name. haven't written the help for it yet
[10:36:52] <janrinok> ah OK, I was thinking of fitectl and the options for that...
[10:37:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's a systemd joke and it keeps commands from conflicting with nicks
[10:37:28] <janrinok> fairy snuff
[10:38:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas would totally name himself scoreboard for instance to keep people from attacking him
[10:39:42] <janrinok> well, if you can't trust the staff on here, who can you trust ;-)
[10:40:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> good lord! the staff are the last ones i'd trust on here!
[10:40:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean, have you MET Bytram?
[10:40:49] <janrinok> not in meatspace - I would be afraid he would use his QA powers to break me
[10:41:27] <janrinok> well, that and the fact that there are a few thousands miles of water between us ...
[10:41:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think he could manage that long of an airplane ride without QAing the airplane and killing himself
[10:41:50] <janrinok> now you are giving me and idea
[10:41:54] <janrinok> an idea *
[10:42:12] <janrinok> gtg - lunchtime!
[10:42:23] janrinok is now known as janrinok_afk
[10:42:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> load all the politicians you can fit into an airplane on the grounds of offering them a free expert security lecture and have Bytram give the lecture?
[10:43:45] <xhedit> #fite chromas
[10:43:45] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:43:54] <MrPlow> #fite chromas falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[10:44:02] <xhedit> #fite Aphrodite
[10:44:02] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:44:04] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[10:44:09] <xhedit> #fite u
[10:44:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:44:16] <MrPlow> #fite u falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[10:44:32] <xhedit> hah
[10:44:33] <xhedit> u's fist slips from their greasy fingers
[10:44:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i was worried cmn32480 was gonna beat me earlier. he got a crit plus exploding dice in earlier for 30 points of damage in one swing.
[10:44:48] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[10:45:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i debated changing fists to pointy stick but it amused me
[10:47:34] * TheMightyBuzzard debates updating to v0.4 of the curl library so other people can build MrPlow's source as well
[10:52:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads, wtf? i get a 1.1MB difference in the size of release executables between beryllium and my box.
[10:53:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, different versions of rust
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[11:37:50] <FatPhil> #fite Leebert
[11:37:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:38:00] <MrPlow> #fite FatPhil falls broken at Leebert's feet.
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[11:41:05] <xhedit> what's your opinion of rust?
[11:42:29] <FatPhil> was my previous outburst not clear enough?
[11:47:10] <Subsentient> FatPhil: No it wasn't, please tell us again
[11:47:32] <FatPhil> Rust is an abomination before man and before God!
[11:47:38] <Subsentient> FatPhil: Why?
[11:48:01] <FatPhil> because I looked at TMB's code, and it contained so much smell.
[11:48:26] <Subsentient> cmon, why do you really hate rust
[11:48:29] <FatPhil> and that's not TMB's fault, it looked like in order to do one simple thing you had to do 3 things.
[11:48:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake FatPhil
[11:48:34] * MrPlow smakes FatPhil upside the head with a drop of snot in your twat
[11:48:46] <FatPhil> twat snot not nice
[11:48:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> xhedit, there's some pain with the borrowing/ownership stuff but man it is nice to not have to worry about obscure bugs you caused with fencepost errors
[11:49:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, it's a low-level language not a scripting language. it's supposed to be verbose.
[11:49:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> and also i wrote that bot while learning the language, so some of the code understandably sucks.
[11:49:51] <Subsentient> Isn't FatPhil a C zealot like me?
[11:51:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> like right now i'm updating to a newer version of the curl library and having to rewrite things in a much less ass-forward manner
[11:54:10] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: So when can I get a login to fuck with the servers?
[11:54:18] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[11:54:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can't give ya them powahs
[11:54:42] <Subsentient> Nuuuu
[11:54:53] <Subsentient> but I wanna run cat /dev/zero > /dev/sda
[11:55:05] <Subsentient> (nobody run that)
[11:55:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd hafta learn how not to break Hesoid while adding a user fer starters
[11:55:55] <Subsentient> nah I really just wanna compile a program that's basically while (1) fork();
[11:56:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh you won't get lucky special magic powers like me
[11:56:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux Close to Finalizing its Top 500 Domination - http://sylnt.us - becha-they-don't-run-systemd
[11:56:20] <Subsentient> better yet, while(1) fork(), malloc(999999999);
[11:56:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> only admins get them
[11:56:59] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I betcha I could still crash it as a normal user
[11:57:05] <xhedit> yeah i looked at this rust code
[11:57:09] * xhedit recoils
[11:57:50] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[11:57:52] <exec> └─ 13Insomnium - Lay Of The Autumn (Audio HD) - YouTube
[11:58:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> the borrowing/ownership semantics are all ya really gotta grok to understand it and why it's done the way it's done.
[11:58:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, i did NOT grok them starting out so there's some wasteful cruft in there.
[11:58:45] <xhedit> the syntax looks like c and haskell had a love child
[11:59:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> more or less i spose
[11:59:11] <Subsentient> With severe birth defects
[12:00:02] <Subsentient> If I can't run (void)*(void**)0; then what the fuck is the point?
[12:00:16] * TheMightyBuzzard points
[12:00:41] * Subsentient pokes FatPhil hoping he can make him shudder
[12:01:06] <xhedit> why wouldn't you use ((void(*)())0)() instead?
[12:01:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, you still can. you just gotta use the unsafe keyword so's everyone who comes after you knows you did something dumb.
[12:01:26] <Subsentient> xhedit: hahaha nice one, call null as a function pointer
[12:01:41] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: But that ruins the fun...
[12:03:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'a hell of a lot easier to debug than perl. most all of the idjit mistakes i make not paying attention the compiler catches, refuses to compile, and tells me why.
[12:04:18] <Subsentient> But I like searching for stack corruption heisenbugs...
[12:04:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> normally workin on rehash code i gotta spend half as long debugging as i did coding.
[12:04:49] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I spend a fuckton of time debugging tbh
[12:04:49] <FatPhil> I am a C coder primarily, sure.
[12:05:08] <xhedit> debugging perl isn't great
[12:05:19] <xhedit> thanks to perl's tendency to just keep going
[12:05:20] <boru> TMB; you might actually like Ada, in that case.
[12:05:27] <Subsentient> FatPhil: I'm doing a lot of work in C++ lately, specifically C++11. It's not bad, just kinda big as a language.
[12:05:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[12:05:38] <xhedit> C++11 sucks.
[12:05:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's on my list to play with
[12:05:55] <Subsentient> xhedit: It's big, but it's got some really useful stuff.
[12:05:56] <xhedit> template metaprogrammers fucked C++
[12:06:15] <Subsentient> I don't use templates too much, though I do have use for them from time to time
[12:06:25] <boru> C and a few assembly languages are my bread and butter these days, but I write a lot of Forth and some Perl in my fun time.
[12:06:26] <xhedit> templates are fine, what is this line noise garbage
[12:06:38] <xhedit> -> return types etc
[12:06:45] <Subsentient> xhedit: Yeahhh that's too much imho
[12:06:46] <xhedit> lambdas in c++ also blow
[12:06:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, wanna be my co-minion here?
[12:06:56] <boru> I've only ever had to write C++03, thankfully.
[12:07:18] <boru> What does that entail?
[12:07:28] <Subsentient> xhedit: I dislike how they made 'auto' deduce return types just because some C++11 datatypes are gonna be so weird you can't type them...
[12:07:32] <FatPhil> I used to teach C++92
[12:07:38] <boru> Well, to be fair, I write some Perl at work, such that I can avoid having to use python.
[12:07:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> writing stuff that Bytram then breaks.
[12:07:57] * boru chuckles.
[12:08:02] <xhedit> what, you don't use std::basic_garbage<Trait::t>::LINE_NOISE::dumb_shit
[12:08:04] <Subsentient> Tbh I like both perl and python from the limited experience I have. Maybe Perl a little better.
[12:08:14] <boru> Yeah, we talked about that before. I'd be game if I could free up some cycles.
[12:08:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> for the next year, probably just fixing bugs i wrote in last year.
[12:08:27] <boru> Alas, that may be after I quit my job.
[12:08:49] <boru> Which, ironically, they're now scrambling to try to keep me from doing...
[12:08:49] <xhedit> I wish I could get a job programming asm, there's not many though
[12:08:58] <boru> There are loads!
[12:09:08] <Subsentient> xhedit: No I don't. I use {} initializers, lambdas behind function pointers, auto, constructor delegation, improved containers, long long, (unlike C it took till C++11 to get that) stuff like that.
[12:09:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, tell them you want your own soft serve ice cream machine
[12:09:42] <boru> I have a lactose intolerance, but I'd be okay with my own whiskey still.
[12:10:41] <xhedit> improved containers?
[12:10:45] <FatPhil> there's as much smell in this line as there is in c++'s templates : let query: String = noprefix[2..].to_string().trim().to_string();
[12:10:50] <boru> Really, though, if you want a gig writing assembly language, learn a HDL and go into ASIC design/semiconductors, or get an RE gig.
[12:10:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i need coffee and nicotine before i go turning 100 lines of code into 20
[12:10:58] <boru> I can probably point you at both.
[12:10:59] <Subsentient> xhedit: Yeah, mildly. Some member functions that should have already been there, like .data() stuff like that
[12:11:08] <xhedit> RE gig is my best bet, I am mildly skilled in that regard
[12:11:18] <xhedit> I don't know verilog at all
[12:11:28] <boru> TMB; `tr '\n' '' # problem solved`
[12:11:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, lot of that's me being lazy or overly cautious.
[12:12:09] <boru> Learn Verilog if you're in the US, VHDL in Europe (Though I'm a Verilog guy)
[12:12:48] <boru> I keep getting pings for shady RE gigs in the US, actually.
[12:12:56] <FatPhil> TheMightyBuzzard: if a language pushes you in that direction, then it's a crappy language.
[12:13:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> but the whole str vs String types thing does annoy me greatly. i've typed to_string or as_str entirely too many times
[12:13:00] <boru> I presume it's some shady government contractor.
[12:13:26] <xhedit> every once in a blue moon someone offers me bitcoin to hack something, it's like err.. no
[12:13:35] <boru> I like Forth strings the most, but for C++ equivalents, D's strings are much nicer than C++.
[12:13:47] <boru> In fact, I would go so far as to say that D is what C++ tried, and failed, to be.
[12:13:58] <xhedit> eh
[12:14:00] <Subsentient> I make my own wrappers for C++'s strings.
[12:14:06] <xhedit> D tried and failed to be useful though
[12:14:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, if it keeps me from putting "blah\0" into a char[3], i'm not gonna complain.
[12:14:15] <boru> I have weathered many flames to defend such a statement, but I still stand by that statement.
[12:14:20] <Subsentient> e.g. class PkString : public std::string {};
[12:14:21] <xhedit> D is like splitting the difference between c++ and C#
[12:14:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause I WILL do that.
[12:14:45] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Any decent C compiler will warn you about that.
[12:14:53] <FatPhil> D is the only of the post-C OO algoloids that I have any respect for.
[12:14:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> pfft, gcc sure hasn't.
[12:15:07] <boru> It's not the job of a compiler, imho; I think that's the domain of a linting tool.
[12:15:11] <xhedit> really you should be avoiding char[] strings in c++
[12:15:13] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You mean as an initializer or copying into it afterwards?
[12:15:22] <Subsentient> because copying after, yeah, gotta be careful.
[12:15:27] <boru> Compilers should enforce language violations, where as linting tools should warn about human programmer stupidity.
[12:15:40] <boru> (I've had many a flamewar about that one, too)
[12:15:49] <FatPhil> D was a cute kid, but had some terrible teenager troubles (after the C++ invasion), but seems to have matured nicely.
[12:15:54] * TheMightyBuzzard has bags of stupidity
[12:16:12] <boru> So much so that I managed to bend some GCC folks' ears about such a proposal...
[12:16:13] <xhedit> it was hindered by not having an open source frontend for a long time
[12:16:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can straight up Bytram me some code
[12:17:11] <boru> Did you hear that Herb Sutter has offered a bounty for anyone that can understand C++17? (And if so, to explain it to the C++ standard committee)
[12:17:14] <Subsentient> Idk, I want something like D, but backwards compatible with C like C++ is, but not hideous and god-awful like Objective-C
[12:17:25] * boru twitches.
[12:17:25] <xhedit> does anyone even understand c++14
[12:17:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously, if there's only one way to do something wrong and you have to jump through thirty hoops to manage it, it will be the first way i try.
[12:17:33] <xhedit> prvalue, xvalue, etc
[12:17:41] <FatPhil> xhedit: there was a GCC front end quite early on, IIRC,but I don't think it kept up with the DM reference implementation.
[12:18:04] <boru> C and C++ are _different_ languages. There is no compatibility cf. linkage, name mangling, `restrict`, `auto` etc.
[12:18:09] <xhedit> I understand why they needed to abstract lvalues but jesus christ they picked the most asinine method available
[12:18:16] * boru gets the torches and pitchforks.
[12:18:42] <Subsentient> boru: They are just different enough to break compilation, but I've easily adapted several projects of mine to compile as C++
[12:19:17] <boru> Man, if I didn't have to go to another meeting, I'd give you a good talking to.
[12:19:38] * TheMightyBuzzard wanders off in search of nicotine and caffeine
[12:19:43] <Subsentient> boru: hehehe I bet, but I'm right so neener neener
[12:19:53] * boru storms off on a grumpy walk.
[12:19:53] <Subsentient> Linkage is different I'm aware.
[12:20:03] <Subsentient> Fixed with extern "C" and no function overloading
[12:21:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> smoking--
[12:21:40] <Bender> karma - smoking: -17
[12:21:57] * Subsentient blows a cloud in AndyTheAbsurd's face
[12:22:42] <xhedit> you said you are vaping now, Subsentient? what kind of equipment setup do you have
[12:22:54] <Subsentient> xhedit: I use cheap ass stuff.
[12:23:01] <xhedit> that doesn't mean it sucks.
[12:23:15] <Subsentient> I even soldered a 5V usb line to a tank.
[12:23:26] <Subsentient> Hey, it works
[12:23:26] <xhedit> jesus christ, get a cheap ass mech mod
[12:23:37] <Subsentient> xhedit: I have 3 pens.
[12:23:40] <xhedit> pens blow
[12:23:44] <Subsentient> Yup they do
[12:23:54] <xhedit> you can get a copper mech mod for like $10
[12:24:07] <xhedit> add a decent 18650 and atomizer, whole thing should be like $35
[12:24:44] <Subsentient> xhedit: The vaping is just mostly to pacify me when I'm indoors because I'm trying to stop smoking inside the house.
[12:25:15] <xhedit> pens are not satisfying though, you just can't get teh vapor density of taking a huge drag
[12:25:27] <Subsentient> xhedit: Idk, I could blow out a pen tank with a 9V wall wart soldered to it.
[12:26:03] <xhedit> that's just voltage, you need current too for serious wattage
[12:26:16] <Subsentient> xhedit: 2Amp wall wart oughta do
[12:26:25] <xhedit> heh
[12:27:15] <Subsentient> xhedit: I totally do mickey-mouse-ass sad hack jobs like that all the time
[12:27:28] <xhedit> I vape at 85w or so, so i would need a bench psu
[12:27:31] <Subsentient> My server used to use stripped bread twist ties for the fan wiring.
[12:27:49] <xhedit> my 3d printer is held together by wire nuts
[12:28:04] <Subsentient> I still have a system that's using a little cut off piece of bread tie for a missing CPU pin.
[12:28:15] <xhedit> the filament spool is a bolt and spacer
[12:28:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[12:28:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:28:53] <xhedit> hey, once I overclocked my dell notebook by jumping the bus speed selector line to ground
[12:29:14] <Subsentient> xhedit: I rigged my 4xAA PC speaker to run off 5V USB. It's a volt short but sounds fine.
[12:29:37] <xhedit> and on my pentium III 15 years ago I knocked off an smt resistor from the board and had to solder it back on.
[12:29:45] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:30:09] <Subsentient> I have a pentium III with mid-stage capacitor plague, oozing and everything. Still works. Too lazy to fix it.
[12:30:14] <xhedit> if it runs off rechargeables, the 5V usb line is more voltage than 4x1.2 nominal
[12:30:35] <Subsentient> xhedit: It ran off nonrechargeables
[12:30:55] <xhedit> yeah, but it would work fine on rechargeables if the usb voltage works ;P
[12:31:11] <Subsentient> True, but who cares, now I don't need to recharge it at all :^3
[12:32:18] <Subsentient> xhedit: I used to have this compartment in my old laptop where the CD drive used to be that was sealed with tape. I'd lift up the keyboard and hide stuff inside my laptop. :^3
[12:32:33] <xhedit> stash box
[12:32:36] <Subsentient> yup
[12:33:03] <xhedit> my lanboy atx case had a stash box that wasn't really hidden but was covered up well enough no one would expect it to be there
[12:33:05] <Subsentient> Just recently I was still hiding stuff in my server's case hehe
[12:33:51] <xhedit> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:33:51] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:34:02] <Subsentient> My current server is a Pine64 AArch64 board inside a Pentium 4's case, running off its PSU and connected to the old system's IDE 80GB hard disk.
[12:34:41] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[12:34:55] <Subsentient> :^O
[12:35:14] <xhedit> arm64, at least it's not armv7
[12:35:28] <Subsentient> What's wrong with ARMv7?
[12:35:35] <xhedit> thumb/arm switching.
[12:35:42] <Subsentient> ahh
[12:35:47] <Subsentient> yeah I'm aware of thumb
[12:35:57] <Subsentient> Runs Debian AArch64
[12:36:17] <xhedit> reversing arm code sucks donkey dong
[12:36:53] <Subsentient> I mostly just care that I can do the same unholy undefined-behaviour black magic I do on x86 in C/C++ and have it work. :^3
[12:37:20] <xhedit> why wouldn't it? undefined behavior is just implementation specific
[12:37:36] <Subsentient> Yeahh but sometimes architectural differences etc
[12:37:53] <Subsentient> For example, I can't rely on little-endian stuff on a PowerPC now can I
[12:38:09] <Subsentient> And type-punning alignment can be different
[12:38:37] <xhedit> that's what ifdefs are for
[12:38:51] <Subsentient> Yeah and I use them, I just like when I don't have to. :^P
[12:39:44] <Subsentient> xhedit: Refresh my memory, will ARM let you access, say, a misaligned DWORD at lower efficiency, or will it spray the walls with chunky vomit?
[12:40:10] <Subsentient> Cuz I know some don't let you at all
[12:40:41] <xhedit> depends on the processor i believe
[12:40:55] <Subsentient> xhedit: See that's the kind of stuff I care about
[12:41:11] <Subsentient> Stuff I shouldn't do but that I'm gonna do anyways :^P
[12:41:14] <xhedit> i think most modern cortex A7+ arm machiens can do unaligned
[12:41:32] <xhedit> but that wouldn't help you if you're using a low power mcu with armv6
[12:41:38] <xhedit> ** not 100% here
[12:41:57] <Subsentient> Yeahhh. I think PowerPC doesn't let you access unaligned iirc
[12:43:00] <Subsentient> Dunno about 64-bit POWER
[12:43:21] * xhedit doesn't really know anything bout ppc
[12:43:32] <Subsentient> xhedit: I kinda liked PowerPC tbh
[12:43:36] <Subsentient> I miss it
[12:43:40] <Subsentient> They were good chips
[12:43:55] <xhedit> I put yellowdog on my ps3 before sony fucked it
[12:44:07] <Subsentient> Yeah. I remember Yellowdog linux. ^^
[12:44:21] <Subsentient> I remember when it was based on Fedora 5.
[12:44:37] <Subsentient> At the time we were at like Fedora 12
[12:45:57] <Subsentient> Oh and in a few days Fedora 25 comes out
[12:46:07] <xhedit> looks like you need anything over ARMv4 to do unaligned memory accesses
[12:46:55] <Subsentient> Ahh nice
[12:47:18] <Subsentient> Yeah my phone is a bastardized chimera of Android and Fedora ARMv7.
[12:47:54] <Subsentient> I can ssh into my phone and I'm in Fedora. I'm real root so I can kill/stop/start android stuff
[12:48:27] <xhedit> I built cm14.1 for my phone, but rild is busted and I have to figure out why
[12:48:33] <xhedit> but it's difficult without *any* network access
[12:48:39] <xhedit> adb doesn't even work
[12:48:41] <xhedit> irritating.
[12:49:09] <Subsentient> I gutted the standard ROM, ripped out the samsung bullshit, built a custom kernel, ripped out the OTA capabilities, and now I've got what I have. ^^
[12:49:24] <xhedit> yeah i wouldn't ever touch the stock rom
[12:49:32] <xhedit> you can't remove all teh sammy bs
[12:49:55] <Subsentient> Added btrfs support for one, which my fedora partition is on a compressed btrfs partition
[12:50:10] <Subsentient> Nah I ripped out KNOX and shoved it up its own asshole
[12:50:14] <xhedit> there's always like 150 hidden activities
[12:50:20] <Subsentient> I even removed kernel support
[12:51:19] <Subsentient> xhedit: Mine is the Galaxy On5 SM-G550T1 and cyanogen doesn't have a build for me
[12:51:58] <xhedit> ah, i have a note 4
[12:52:21] <Subsentient> xhedit: So I'm pretty much forced to deal with the stock rom. I also disabled selinux, so there's that
[12:52:43] <xhedit> cm is requirement for me so i don't get a phone unless it has cm
[12:52:57] <Subsentient> I just wanted something cheap with an unlockable bootloader
[12:53:17] <Subsentient> and my bootloader is fully unlocked, TWRP on the recovery partition and custom main kernel and everything
[12:53:42] <xhedit> yeah if i was using a real linux distro i would turn off selinux too
[12:53:44] <xhedit> brb
[13:09:18] <cmn32480> is it bad that the first thought I had when I rolled up to the office at 730 was "crap.. why are tehre people here this early other than me????"
[13:09:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> nah
[13:10:08] <cmn32480> is it bad that I had the urge to turn around?
[13:10:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> yes...either that or its a bad place to work.
[13:10:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> why are there people other than you there that early?
[13:12:15] <cmn32480> one is always here... she has slightly off hours from the rest of us.. the other one I don't know. He woke up early I guess
[13:12:20] <cmn32480> and it isn't a bad place to work
[13:12:23] <cmn32480> really nice people
[13:12:32] <cmn32480> I just don't wanna deal with people before coffee
[13:12:43] <cmn32480> it is actually a pretty great place to work
[13:12:54] * cmn32480 actually likes his job for the msot part
[13:14:53] <chromas> are they reading over your shoulder? #smake twice for yes
[13:15:04] <cmn32480> #smake chromas
[13:15:04] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with dangly bits
[13:15:19] <cmn32480> they are not reading over my shoulder
[13:15:29] <chromas> from the wink dept
[13:15:37] <cmn32480> generally, as the dept head, nobody gets to read over my shoulder
[13:16:33] <boru> I can relate. This is usually me in the mornings at work: http://files.explosm.net
[13:17:41] <boru> Generally, I try to avoid all human interaction in the morning.
[13:17:42] * cmn32480 guesses you are the guy on the right
[13:17:48] <cmn32480> boru++
[13:17:49] <Bender> karma - boru: 8
[13:17:54] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:17:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3028
[13:17:57] <boru> Yes, guy on the right.
[13:19:02] <FatPhil> GETTING THE BUZZ ON!!!!!
[13:19:05] <FatPhil> coffee++
[13:19:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3029
[13:19:10] <FatPhil> caffeine--
[13:19:10] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 76
[13:19:45] <FatPhil> first time I've had 3 coffees in a day for many months - turning into Tweak!
[13:20:32] <boru> Pft, amateur.
[13:21:12] janrinok_afk is now known as janrinok
[13:21:30] <FatPhil> I used to be an 8 cup a day man, then my kidneys imploded
[13:22:54] <boru> I used to be a 8 double expressos before lunch man, but after the incident, I decided to quit. They'll never get the blood stains out.
[13:23:17] <FatPhil> I used to make the best coffee in the office. I made it the strongest. My desk was ~20m from the kitchen, and when I used to go back to the machine for a freshly made one, the pot was empty more than half of the time, so I'd have to make another.
[13:23:23] <janrinok> cmn32480, pong
[13:23:55] <chromas> take what you want from the pot then water down the rest :D
[13:24:09] <boru> Anyway, Real Men™ devour handfuls of coffee beans whole, pour boiling water into their maw to wash out the residue and storm Buckingham Palace demanding that Northern Ireland be returned to its rightful owners.
[13:24:42] <FatPhil> to the grass and the snails?
[13:24:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> and the sheep.
[13:25:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday soylentils
[13:25:14] * exec covertly nudges a handful of frustration toward soylentils
[13:25:31] <FatPhil> nope, I think humans introduced sheep there, so you're implicitly prioritising one group of humans too.
[13:25:34] <boru> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[13:25:36] * exec cromulently stuffs yo mama of testicular torsion into AndyTheAbsurd
[13:26:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, use distilled water if you have hard water. most of your kidney problems from coffee drinking are gonna come from the water itself.
[13:26:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> also means you don't ever gotta clean the works on the coffee maker
[13:26:51] <FatPhil> I'm still an 8 cup of tea man, water's not a problem
[13:27:31] <FatPhil> (even though it's disgusting in this part of town, not least as the people who renovated the building totally fucked up the pipes)
[13:27:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i go through at least 12 cups of coffee a day and zero issues now that i live somewhere you don't have to chew the water.
[13:28:02] <FatPhil> you have tolerance
[13:28:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'true
[13:28:07] <FatPhil> to some things, I must add
[13:28:16] <chromas> sounds emasculating
[13:28:26] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[13:28:27] <FatPhil> but not to others, I think you know who/what I'm talking about
[13:28:29] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:28:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3030
[13:28:31] <Bytram> !uid
[13:28:32] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6410, owned by Magneto
[13:28:32] * boru chuckles.
[13:28:52] <boru> The water came out of the tap like milk where I grew up. (There was that much lime in it)
[13:28:59] * Bytram struggles to gain wakefulness and, thereby, consciousness
[13:29:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have tolerance to lots of things. doesn't mean i'm not gonna mock them. tolerance just means i don't shoot or otherwise harm them.
[13:30:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[13:30:14] * exec points at Bytram
[13:33:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~blame
[13:33:12] * exec points at Bytram
[13:33:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays, i got to clean up a dozen pieces of code to something much less suck while i updated library versions
[13:33:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[13:33:28] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[13:33:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> Does it always blame Bytram?
[13:33:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~blame
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[13:33:36] * exec points at Bytram
[13:33:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~blame
[13:33:42] * exec points at Bytram
[13:33:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> sure looks that way.
[13:33:50] <boru> Yes.
[13:33:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's always his fault
[13:34:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> for trying to get things done before consuming sufficient amounts of coffee?
[13:34:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, it's just always his fault. it's a while(true) scenario.
[13:35:02] * Bytram had connection probs while retrieving updated 'zoo' ... had to manuyally add nick to my local db
[13:35:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> no idear what yer talkin about but sounds good
[13:36:03] <Bytram> kinda like the time-honored time-waster on unix: fsck
[13:36:22] <Bytram> used to be something that sysadmins would do on random occasions just tomake sure the file system was ok
[13:36:30] <Bytram> now, is pretty much handled automatically
[13:36:39] <Bytram> so, no need to issue command, but no hard for doing it
[13:36:50] <Bytram> in the early days of our site, when TMB wrote his API
[13:37:02] <Bytram> I coded up something to find the latest uid
[13:37:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Censors References to Kim Jong Un's Weight - http://sylnt.us - put-the-fork-down
[13:37:51] <Bytram> and, then would retrienve all nicks I had not retrieved so far up to that one, and log: UID, date added, nick
[13:37:59] <Bytram> cold prolly just issue one call to the DB atm
[13:38:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> that reminds me, i need to fix the api
[13:38:25] <Bytram> but I find it comforting to use it as a check on some basic api code, too.
[13:38:29] <Bytram> =)
[13:38:54] <Bytram> #fitectl scoreboard
[13:38:54] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[13:39:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should script more so i don't feel the need to write unit tests
[13:39:27] <Bytram> you mean you wrote unit tests before?
[13:39:34] <Bytram> ;)
[13:39:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> no but i occasionally felt the need
[13:39:42] <FatPhil> #fite MrPlow
[13:39:42] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:39:45] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[13:39:55] <xhedit> #fite FatPhil
[13:39:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:40:07] <boru> Unleash AFL on the code!
[13:40:13] <MrPlow> #fite FatPhil falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[13:40:22] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: got a favor to ask wrt #fite...
[13:40:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup
[13:40:36] <Bytram> could you please move 'attributes' of 'Bytram' to 'Bytram|fite'
[13:40:40] <xhedit> #fite u
[13:40:40] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:40:50] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[13:40:53] <MrPlow> #fite u falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[13:40:58] <xhedit> #fite Loggie
[13:40:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:41:05] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[13:41:19] <boru> (For reference: http://lcamtuf.coredump.cx )
[13:41:21] <exec> └─ 13american fuzzy lop
[13:41:26] <Bytram> that way, I can keep #fite channel open, and when I want to fite, I can, but otherwise I can communicate here w/o getting beeped to death
[13:41:26] <boru> Pretty interesting fuzzer.
[13:41:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> done
[13:41:43] <Bytram> CoredUmp? what's that?
[13:41:46] <xhedit> afl is the most developed fuzzer
[13:41:46] <Bytram> merci!
[13:42:06] <Bytram> #fitectl scoreboard
[13:42:06] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[13:42:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> api is working as designed except where broken.
[13:42:47] <boru> Not bad for runtime instrumentation. I tend to catch a lot of stuff with static analysis, but yeah, afl is pretty decent.
[13:43:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd put Bytram up against afl any day.
[13:43:21] <xhedit> I need to learn constraint programming, like z3
[13:43:28] <boru> I half-arsedly wrote a similar tool for figForth once.
[13:43:35] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: appreciated
[13:43:36] <boru> Yeah, z3 seems interesting.
[13:43:56] <Bytram> ugh. laundry brb
[13:44:03] <boru> Some languages, like Ada, can enforce programming by contract, which is nice to test.
[13:44:09] <xhedit> #fite Bender
[13:44:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:44:13] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[13:44:21] <xhedit> #fitectl status
[13:44:21] <MrPlow> #fite xhedit level: 115, hp: 10, weapon: 'r2pipe', armor: '>/dev/null'
[13:44:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, you shouldn't get pinged much unless you're in the #fite channel anyhow. maybe once every four hours.
[13:45:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll put "Bytram" in the blacklist though
[13:45:59] <xhedit> #fite Aphrodite
[13:45:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:46:12] <MrPlow> #fite xhedit falls broken at Aphrodite's feet.
[13:47:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout to bounce the bot. blacklist is currently hardcoded cause i'm lazy.
[13:47:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[13:47:26] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[13:47:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[13:47:44] <MrPlow> #fite The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[13:47:44] <MrPlow> #fite the gods have smiled upon Kyennee
[13:48:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bytram
[13:48:03] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[13:48:04] <Bytram> back for a bit
[13:48:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[13:48:44] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[13:49:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[13:49:00] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:49:12] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: next update, might I suggest that after each 'bounce', 'goodfairy', and 'fite', that the scoreboard automatically get updated (and included a UTC date/time stamp at the top showing when it was last updated)
[13:49:16] <MrPlow> #fite chromas falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[13:49:45] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[13:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> there was a reason i wasn't doing that but i forget what it was
[13:50:11] <Bytram> must have been a good reason
[13:50:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, can't do it on init. timing issues.
[13:50:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> could throw a delayed timer in though
[13:51:06] <xhedit> #fite sedctl
[13:51:06] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:51:08] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[13:51:09] <Bytram> or a sentinel that, when init is done, is triggered to indicate it is time to update scoreboard?
[13:51:30] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[13:51:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> have to look into that, see if i can.
[13:51:44] <Bytram> obliged
[13:51:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> some design decisions are a bit cumbersome at the moment
[13:52:09] * Bytram just worked 6 days straight and is struggling to get the fuzz out of his head and try to find some motivation
[13:53:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, for you: https://tmb.dedyn.io
[13:53:23] <Bytram> clicky
[13:54:02] <janrinok> bytram !!
[13:54:08] <Bytram> eh, not my cup of tea.... prefer more 'normal'
[13:54:13] <Bytram> janrinok: bon jour
[13:54:17] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:54:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3031
[13:54:35] <janrinok> and to you my friend, have you got a day or two for resting now?
[13:55:08] <cmn32480> bytram - you are anyhtign but normal
[14:03:20] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: #goodfairy
[14:04:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> what fer?
[14:04:22] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: So I can keep trying to kill MrPlow
[14:04:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh aright but only since i been playing with him and upset the timer
[14:04:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[14:04:35] <MrPlow> #fite The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[14:04:35] <MrPlow> #fite the gods have smiled upon Pigeonburger
[14:04:54] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[14:05:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should try killing someone level one or so.
[14:06:00] <Subsentient> Got sensors working on the thinkpad. Pleasantly surprised that it seems not to mind being on a quilt on my bed too much
[14:06:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[14:06:28] <Subsentient> It gets toasty but not dangerously so
[14:06:50] <Subsentient> Core temp is 113F now
[14:07:36] <Subsentient> And tbh all I care about is that it doesn't cook itself. :^P
[14:10:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah
[14:10:35] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes his 21C cpu temp
[14:15:37] <Bytram> mine are at about 40C
[14:15:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ouch
[14:16:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should clean mine. it's running hotter than normal.
[14:16:34] <boru> Mine are 30C idle, but that's because I've upped the vcore/current to handle 5GHz.
[14:17:11] <boru> Flat out they peak at 65C over long periods.
[14:17:45] <boru> (Actually at 5GHz, whereas they're ~1.2GHz at idle thanks to frequency scaling)
[14:18:52] <boru> My RAM gets a bit toasty, though. I need to get some water blocks for that.
[14:20:11] <boru> I've been trying to bulk buy speed binned 3930Ks to replace the CPU when it eventually dies (ho ho), but it's getting harder and harder to find them, since they were the last _really_ overclockable Intel CPU.
[14:20:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind could prolly handle overclocking as cool as they run but i got over burning up perfectly good hardware back many years ago.
[14:20:51] <boru> I don't think I'll ever get over it, alas.
[14:21:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> such are the perils of an inquisitive mind
[14:21:37] <boru> Then again, I have the work to give it.
[14:21:49] <boru> Heh, quite.
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[14:34:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[14:34:59] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[14:35:56] <FatPhil> #fite Bytram
[14:35:56] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[14:36:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, folks, goodfairy happens on startup now and the scoreboard updates itself after every fite or goodfairy event
[14:36:23] <FatPhil> #fite Bender
[14:36:23] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:36:29] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[14:37:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> bookmark the scoreboard and you won't need to use the command to get the url anymore
[14:37:34] * TheMightyBuzzard mourns FatPhil
[14:37:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[14:37:37] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:37:41] <MrPlow> #fite chromas falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[14:37:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> you have been avenged!
[14:38:23] <FatPhil> you mean I lost a level and you gained a level cheaply? :)
[14:38:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> that too
[14:39:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite MrPlow
[14:39:12] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:39:25] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[14:39:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[14:39:27] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:39:35] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[14:39:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[14:39:45] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:40:01] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[14:40:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[14:40:06] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:40:13] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[14:40:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[14:40:32] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:40:38] <xhedit> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[14:40:38] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
[14:40:50] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[14:40:50] <xhedit> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[14:40:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:41:18] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[14:41:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> whew, good hit
[14:41:42] <xhedit> you got 2 14s
[14:42:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar but there's no tellin how high that 23 was cause i cap damage on the last hit so i don't have to use signed ints.
[14:43:12] <xhedit> well, what's the max, 32?
[14:43:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's technically possible to take NCommander out in one hit, though amazingly, astoundingly, astronomically unlikely
[14:43:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> whatever the max of an unsigned 64bit int is
[14:43:44] <xhedit> oh wow
[14:44:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> it simulates rolls of an eight sided die. every time it gets an eight it rolls again and adds to the total.
[14:44:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> and on critical hits it takes that total and doubles it.
[14:48:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, actually i suppose it's not beyond the realms of possibility to overflow the 64bit unsigned int because i don't ever check if the next roll is capable of overflowing it.
[14:49:20] <xhedit> it would take an act of thor
[14:50:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i think the odds are probably better that pamela anderson comes over to my house tonight to deliver a strip-o-gram and a basket of blowjobs
[14:51:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> soon as that happens, i'll write in the check to keep it from overflowing.
[14:53:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://techraptor.net
[14:54:00] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:54:02] <exec> └─ 13Famicom Classic Mini Console Sold 263k Units in Japan - TechRaptor
[14:54:26] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[14:58:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[14:58:19] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:58:19] <exec> └─ 13Low-cost PoisonTap tool can compromise locked computers - Help Net Security
[14:58:44] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[14:59:32] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
[14:59:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> "You must wait a little bit before using this resource; please try again later."
[15:01:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[15:01:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[15:01:34] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 212
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[15:07:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russia Withdraws Rome Statute Signature Following ICC Crimea Report - http://sylnt.us - ICC-what-they-did-there
[15:12:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[15:12:10] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:12:11] <exec> └─ 13Low-cost PoisonTap tool can compromise locked computers - Help Net Security
[15:12:35] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:17:07] <janrinok> FatPhil, PING
[15:17:44] <FatPhil> Ug, splitting megapatch into reviwable chunks, not gonna be available until later, maybe not tonight at all
[15:17:58] <janrinok> np - tomorrow maybe
[15:18:06] <FatPhil> there's a film festival on locally, and we want to see something tonight.
[15:18:29] <janrinok> enjoy - this is a volunteer thing, not a prison sentence
[15:19:36] <janrinok> FatPhil, If you can edit another story on dev for tomorrow night, and if you are comfortable, we will look at moving you to prod over the weekend
[15:22:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[15:22:11] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:22:12] <exec> └─ 13Final warning: Popular browsers will soon stop accepting SHA-1 certificates - Help Net Security
[15:22:36] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[15:45:36] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[15:45:39] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 7°C/44°F, 7:45 am GMT-8, Thursday, 17 November 2016
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[15:47:21] <FatPhil> janrinok: I'll work on another dev article
[15:49:53] <Bytram> https://theintercept.com
[15:49:56] <exec> └─ 13iPhones Secretly Send Call History To Apple, Security Firm Says
[15:49:59] <Bytram> FatPhil: Hi!
[15:50:17] <Bytram> welcome aboard
[15:53:33] <janrinok> FatPhil, in your own time
[15:55:44] <Bytram> break tim3
[15:56:39] <FatPhil> is the spellcheck[sic] memory user-specific, or for the whole site?
[15:57:58] <janrinok> I'm not quite sure, I've never thought about it. I have installed US and UK english into by browser and I use them all the time
[15:58:49] <janrinok> I suspect it is whole site, but it will be en-US anyway, so not suitable for some of our stories
[16:03:52] <Bytram> FatPhil: not sure... I've had no luck using it as it tends to get all confused with punctuation affixed to otherwise valid words, especially first/last words in a quoted statement and possessives, e.g.; He said, "That was very interesting" would IIRC flag >"That< as being a misspelled word.
[16:03:57] <Bytram> I just ignore it.
[16:46:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Debian has entered "Transition freeze" - http://sylnt.us - Duke-Nukem-Forever-of-operating-systems
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[16:50:22] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[16:50:25] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 7°C/45°F, 8:50 am GMT-8, Thursday, 17 November 2016
[16:55:38] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
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[17:14:42] * Bytram waves hello to mechanicjay
[17:14:58] <mechanicjay> Yo Bytram!
[17:15:05] <Bytram> howz thingz?
[17:15:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Debian Has Entered "Transition Freeze" for Squeeze - http://sylnt.us - Duke-Nukem-Forever-of-operating-systems
[17:16:25] <mechanicjay> Not bad -- reading some stuff before starting real work for the day
[17:16:29] <Bytram> nod nod
[17:17:31] <mechanicjay> an article on false-memories and conspiracy: https://en.wikipedia.org
[17:17:33] <exec> └─ 13McMartin preschool trial - Wikipedia
[17:23:06] <Bytram> ugh. My connection has been flakey today
[18:17:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Post-Truth' Declared Word of the Year by Oxford Dictionaries - http://sylnt.us
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[19:45:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ending the US Electoral College - http://sylnt.us - what-is-your-vote-worth?
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[21:01:44] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[21:08:19] TheMightyBuzzard is now known as Shirly
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[21:12:17] <FatPhil> Fuck me in the goat-ass, that was a fucking waste of money. 10 animated shorts, and only 2 were any good at all, about 5 were utterly pointess.
[21:13:11] * TheMightyBuzzard fucks FatPhil in the goat-ass
[21:13:28] <FatPhil> that was more fun that at least 2 of the films
[21:14:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> indie flix are usually pretentious bullshit. every now and then you get a gem like The Boondock Saints though.
[21:14:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[21:14:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[21:14:53] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 213
[21:15:39] <FatPhil> I think these were all student works
[21:16:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Insiders at Offshore Call Centres Are Offering the Private Details of Customers of Australian Telcos - http://sylnt.us - what-privacy?
[21:21:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh god, pretentious and sucking of the ass then
[21:23:17] <SirFinkus> Due to some recent events, What.CD is shutting down. We are not likely to return any time soon in our current form. All site and user data has been destroyed. So long, and thanks for all the fish.
[21:23:22] <SirFinkus> NOOOOOOOOOOooo
[21:25:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> man they is some seriously butthurt people in that electoral college story
[21:26:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> it doth amuse
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[21:31:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot! caffeine++
[21:31:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg
[21:31:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> caffeine++
[21:31:29] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 77
[21:32:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should change my nick to Coffee. paulej72 is catching up to me in the karma race.
[21:32:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh and also
[21:32:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[21:32:51] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 45
[21:32:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> bewbs++
[21:32:56] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 63
[21:33:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> boobs++
[21:33:02] <Bender> karma - boobs: 6
[21:39:15] * TheMightyBuzzard winds up the blue-state folks a bit
[21:47:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, ping
[21:51:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, nevermind the ping. /msg audioguy about getting you set up with a staff email account when you see this.
[21:52:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> then annoy Deucalion until he gets you a hostmask and otherwise set up as an editor irc-wise
[21:54:11] <mechanicjay> FatPhil: I can also get you setup w/ email when you're ready
[21:54:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> heya, mechanicjay. didn't know you was around today.
[21:55:34] <mechanicjay> np, just laying low
[21:56:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> stealth admining? i hear ya. i done plenty of that.
[21:57:34] <mechanicjay> I got side tracked with this essay this morning and haven't gotten back on track: http://slatestarcodex.com
[21:57:35] <exec> └─ 13You Are Still Crying Wolf | Slate Star Codex
[22:09:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, should sub that. it's well written and interesting.
[22:09:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus it'd give everyone something to argue about over the weekend
[22:10:52] <mechanicjay> Ha! Indeed. Bet you a beer one of the 1st batch of comments would be something like "Well, the author is clearly openly sexist, so this story is shit."
[22:11:35] <mechanicjay> I'll see if I can whip up a sub -- I want to frame the submission in the right way though, which need to think about for a bit.
[22:12:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, no bet here but i do have an emergency SN people are in town beer fund.
[22:14:57] * TheMightyBuzzard weighs the pros and cons of doing the dishes
[22:37:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite MrPlow
[22:37:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:38:05] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[22:38:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[22:38:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:38:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[22:38:15] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
[22:38:27] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[22:38:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[22:38:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:38:36] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[22:38:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[22:38:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:38:59] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[22:39:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[22:39:02] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:39:23] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[22:39:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Regurgitator
[22:39:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:39:35] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[22:39:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite sedctl
[22:39:42] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:39:50] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[22:39:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite FatPhil
[22:39:56] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:40:32] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:55:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google to Expand London HQ Despite Brexit - http://sylnt.us - making-a-search-for-the-HQ-easier
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[22:57:02] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 12:42 PM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 13°C/56°F, 11:57 am NZDT, Friday, 18 November 2016
[22:57:52] <FatPhil> fite you very much, buzz
[22:59:52] * TheMightyBuzzard tips hat
[23:03:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, /msg up audioguy or mechanicjay and they'll get you hooked up with an email address and put on the editors list
[23:08:59] <FatPhil> burped on #staff
[23:16:26] <swiss> solar city acquisition approved
[23:16:31] <swiss> tesla gon die
[23:34:39] <paulej72> #fite me
[23:34:39] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see me
[23:35:07] <paulej72> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[23:35:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:35:27] <MrPlow> #fite paulej72 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
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[23:45:23] <swiss> #fite SoyGuest2398
[23:45:23] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:45:26] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest2398 falls broken at swiss's feet.