#Soylent | Logs for 2016-11-15

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[00:18:07] <swiss> #fite stderr
[00:18:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:18:17] <MrPlow> #fite swiss falls broken at stderr's feet.
[00:18:31] <NCommander> #fite swiss
[00:18:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:18:31] <MrPlow> #fite swiss's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[00:18:41] <NCommander> #fite stderr
[00:18:41] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:18:43] <swiss> yeah, screw you, can't beat a dead swiss
[00:18:48] <MrPlow> #fite stderr falls broken at NCommander's feet.
[00:18:52] <NCommander> #fite goodfairy
[00:18:52] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see goodfairy
[00:18:57] <NCommander> #fitectl goodfairy
[00:19:40] <NCommander> #fitectl
[00:19:40] <MrPlow> #fitectl is not a currently implemented command
[00:21:43] <swiss> #goodfairy
[00:22:13] <swiss> #fitectl commands
[00:22:15] <swiss> idk
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[00:57:12] <chromas> fite aqu4
[00:57:14] <chromas> >:D
[01:02:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[01:02:33] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
[01:02:58] <chromas> ~nelson TheMightyBuzzard
[01:03:00] <exec> 03TheMightyBuzzard: HA! HA!
[01:03:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[01:03:23] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:03:24] <MrPlow> #fite chromas's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[01:03:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #nelson chromas
[01:03:32] <MrPlow> chromas: HA HA!
[01:06:06] * TheMightyBuzzard goes back to reading his book
[01:07:26] Bytram|hiding is now known as Bytram
[01:07:31] <Bytram> #fite Bender
[01:07:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:07:41] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[01:07:42] Bytram is now known as Bytram|hiding
[01:07:57] <Bytram|hiding> #fitectl status
[01:07:57] <MrPlow> #fite Bytram|hiding level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[01:08:05] <Bytram|hiding> #fitectl scoreboard
[01:08:05] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[01:08:49] * Bytram|hiding goes to make dinner
[01:14:59] <Bytram|hiding> #fitectl weapon
[01:15:08] <Bytram|hiding> #fitectl armor
[01:15:24] <Bytram|hiding> #fite Mayonaise
[01:15:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:15:29] <MrPlow> #fite Mayonaise falls broken at Bytram|hiding's feet.
[01:15:44] Bytram|hiding is now known as Bytramm
[01:18:18] <Bytramm> #fitectl weapon �
[01:18:18] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for Bytramm set to �.
[01:20:57] <Bytramm> #fitectl weapon
[01:20:57] <MrPlow> There's a fight going on. You'll have to wait.
[01:25:24] <Bytramm> lessee, 9000 points; from 1-9 hit-points per attack, call the average about 5, 9000 / 5 ==> each opponent can give (or receive) about 1800 attacks... at one second per attack... 1800/60 ==> approx 30 minute fite.
[01:26:37] <chromas> are there critical hits?
[01:26:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, 5% odds. double damage.
[01:27:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i may switch to exploding dice though
[01:27:27] <chromas> everything should explode
[01:27:44] <chromas> 0.01% chance weapon explodes in my hand
[01:28:09] <chromas> or 100% after I wave it around a bit
[01:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean when ya roll an 8 on damage you roll again and add that to the previous total
[01:28:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> potentially infinite damage
[01:28:31] <Bytramm> TheMightyBuzzard: Many thanks for the very kind comments you posted about me in the 'request for editors' story!
[01:28:49] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[01:29:04] <Bytramm> fine turn of phrase...
[01:29:12] * Bytramm goes in search
[01:29:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, been used on many a kid
[01:30:40] <Bytramm> "And let's not forget martyb who could tear up an anvil given five minutes of playing with it."
[01:31:09] <chromas> hm, would the fite preempt the good fairy?
[01:31:21] <Bytramm> cow-orkers were wondering what I was laughing about
[01:31:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, it won't stop the good fairy from coming around, no. not sure about the command.
[01:31:59] <Bytramm> since it is only the *display* of the fite which is long-winded, if the bot were to go away, wouldn't that speed things up?
[01:32:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it's time delayed
[01:32:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's a thread looping through a vector of things and decrementing their delay counter every 100ms
[01:32:55] <chromas> #buggeroff or whatever would do it but we'd have to go inspect the scoreboard for the results
[01:33:03] <chromas> #fitectl scoreboard
[01:33:03] <MrPlow> There's a fight going on. You'll have to wait.
[01:33:10] <chromas> bitchcakes
[01:33:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, #pissoff would work but i'd hafta restart him n make him join all the channels again.
[01:33:48] <chromas> Good time to implement auto-join
[01:33:59] <chromas> see how many features you can get in before the fite is done
[01:34:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, my good drugs is all wore off. no coding for me till in the morning.
[02:07:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Firewalls Snuffed by 'BlackNurse' Ping of Death Attack - http://sylnt.us - for-sale:-random-name-generator,-hardly-used
[02:15:23] <cmn32480> ~gday soylentboobs!
[02:15:24] * exec ironically ejaculates a potion of dogfart at soylentboobs!
[02:15:54] <cmn32480> wtf????
[02:16:03] <cmn32480> chromas what'd you do???
[02:16:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Call for Volunteers: Editors [Updated] - http://sylnt.us - editorial-staff-is-getting-TIRED
[02:16:50] <cmn32480> how many hp did you have chromas?
[02:18:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> all of them
[02:19:23] <cmn32480> was there a number before the battle of the gods started?
[02:19:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, pay attention, you got a minion
[02:19:45] <cmn32480> cripe it is like the Titans attacking Ol;ympus!
[02:19:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> hehe yeah
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[02:22:01] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
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[02:45:21] <NCommander> chromas, WTF did you DO?!
[02:45:26] * NCommander is staring at #fite
[02:47:26] <cmn32480> I asked the same question...
[02:47:31] <cmn32480> fite been going an hour now
[02:47:43] <cmn32480> pretty soon Goodfairy gonna come back.. adn it start all over again
[02:51:11] <chromas> oh yeah
[02:51:17] <chromas> guess I forgot about an infinite loop
[02:51:39] <chromas> ~blame-tmb
[02:53:18] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[02:53:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, i gave him mystic bytram debugging powah until the good fairy comes around again and turns him back normal
[02:54:16] <chromas> that's right; my lv is still babby
[02:54:27] <chromas> so my hp will die in 5 seconds
[02:55:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn fite's been going on since like an hour ago
[02:56:05] <chromas> how much ram is it using?
[02:56:14] <chromas> what with all the backlog o' messages it has to put out
[02:56:32] * chromas suspects it's really high; possibly in the kilobytes
[02:56:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout 10M, same as normal.
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[02:57:40] <chromas> so the good fairy will come give me the spankerchief but the fight will still appear to keep going 'cause it's already done
[02:57:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> kinda surprising. that is a fairly good chunk of text it's had buffered
[02:57:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep
[02:58:12] <chromas> so no infinite loop, but a really long time to find out NCommander beat me again
[02:58:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> not infinite, no. just really, really long.
[02:59:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> the fite itself was over before i checked who won
[02:59:13] <chromas> ~last nick=chromas channel=#fite message=^#fite
[02:59:50] <exec> 03[2016-11-15 01:18:3] #fite <chromas> #fite NCommander
[03:00:16] <chromas> ~count channel=#fite nick=MrPlow since=2016-11-15 01:18:3
[03:00:17] <exec> 035526
[03:01:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> is that utc?
[03:01:28] <chromas> it is
[03:01:36] <chromas> it also ignores the last few seconds
[03:01:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> jeebus. that's almost a two hour fite now
[03:01:48] <chromas> otherwise a ~last could return its own ~last
[03:02:42] * chromas assumes the clock is still accurate
[03:03:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~last nick=chromas channel=#soylent
[03:03:16] <exec> 03[2016-11-15 03:02:4] #Soylent -*- chromas assumes the clock is still accurate
[03:03:28] <chromas> ~last nick=chromas
[03:03:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, almost two hours now
[03:03:37] <exec> 03[2016-11-15 03:02:4] #Soylent -*- chromas assumes the clock is still accurate
[03:04:41] <chromas> ~count channel=#Soylent|##altslashdot
[03:05:36] <exec> 03837528
[03:05:52] <chromas> slow db
[03:06:25] <chromas> though that is a regex
[03:06:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ouch
[03:06:46] * chromas inserts olestra to make the expression even more regular
[03:07:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, that's one that would be better suited to not being a regex
[03:07:33] <chromas> I think I did it for laziness
[03:07:42] <chromas> for multiple channels
[03:08:07] <chromas> guess I could split on commas and generate some ORs
[03:08:14] <chromas> or a set
[03:12:26] <cmn32480> #smake chromas
[03:12:26] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a clue-by-four
[03:16:41] <chromas> A well-earned smake
[03:17:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, no, he's up to 20M RES
[03:26:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i give up.
[03:26:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[03:26:53] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[03:27:08] <chromas> so…
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[03:27:13] <chromas> who won?
[03:27:19] <chromas> #fitectl scoreboard
[03:27:19] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[03:27:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #fite
[03:27:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #dev
[03:27:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #editorial
[03:27:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[03:27:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> you did, by 25 hp
[03:27:57] <chromas> yay
[03:28:20] <chromas> I cheated a victory!
[03:29:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> even godzilla gotta go down sometime
[03:29:39] <chromas> we need potions and simultaneous fights
[03:29:48] <chromas> we could all gangbang NCommander
[03:30:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> or drug him and dress him up as jeannie from i dream of jeannie
[03:30:38] <chromas> ["why not both?" meme]
[03:42:59] <chromas> the onion: "Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic"
[03:43:13] * TheMightyBuzzard laffs
[03:44:18] * TheMightyBuzzard falls over and starts snoring
[03:46:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Encrypted Email Sign-Ups Instantly Double in Wake of Trump Victory - http://sylnt.us - making-the-most-of-an-opportunity
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[03:53:15] <cmn32480> #fite exec
[03:53:15] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:53:49] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
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[03:59:43] <MDC> I fart in your general direction
[04:00:26] <MDC> Anybody home?
[04:00:39] <MDC> No?
[04:00:50] <MDC> Then I'll take my business elsewhere.
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[04:01:43] <cmn32480> ~gnight soylentboobs
[04:01:45] * exec illegitimately passes a wine flute of Uranus to soylentboobs
[04:01:54] <cmn32480> soylentboobs++
[04:01:54] <Bender> karma - soylentboobs: 11
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[07:11:37] <SirFinkus> I think trump is an AI
[07:28:06] <FatPhil> #fite Deucalion
[07:28:06] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:28:11] <MrPlow> #fite Deucalion falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
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[07:29:29] <janrinok> crutchy ping?
[07:30:11] <janrinok> I log on, and FatPhil comes along to kill me!
[07:30:46] <FatPhil> it was my way of saying good morning
[07:30:51] <janrinok> SirFinkus, Artificial Ignorance?
[07:31:12] <janrinok> ~gday FatPhil - no problem, it is much better than being ignored
[07:31:14] * exec insatiably snatches a doubly-linked list of brussels sprouts from FatPhil
[07:31:28] <SirFinkus> sometimes he seems like a chatbot
[07:31:55] <FatPhil> quite often, with his gramattical stutters
[07:32:21] <FatPhil> not quite max headroom
[07:33:14] <janrinok> lol - I hadn't thought of the connection, but now that you point it out it is obvious
[07:37:40] <SirFinkus> I'm watching the 60 minutes thing
[07:38:01] <SirFinkus> I love how they pick out the one clip where trump's son looks kind of retarded
[07:38:10] <SirFinkus> fucker's like 10 years old
[07:38:22] <SirFinkus> he's probably bored of the entire thing
[07:38:58] <janrinok> he's probably worrying about how his love life will suffer now that he will have 24/7 protection
[07:39:31] <janrinok> He needs a secret service bod who looks like Kate out of NCIS
[07:39:32] <SirFinkus> at 10? I doubt it
[07:39:48] <janrinok> he's got 4 years to look ahead at this
[07:40:04] <SirFinkus> yeah, but he's not thinking about that shit now
[07:40:08] <SirFinkus> I wasn't at least
[07:40:08] <janrinok> I know I didn't wait until my late teens to start having fun
[07:41:01] <SirFinkus> I had girls I "liked" at that age, but wasn't really thinking about things that would require privacy
[07:41:19] <janrinok> at 12? at 14?
[07:41:33] <SirFinkus> oh, of course not, then I turned into a dirtbag
[07:41:37] <SirFinkus> but he's not quite that old yet
[07:41:46] <SirFinkus> he doesn't know about that misery yet
[07:41:52] <janrinok> but his dreams have already been dashed by Dad...
[07:42:16] <SirFinkus> so what are the masturbation ethics in the whitehouse
[07:42:26] <SirFinkus> "mr. trump, you've been in there a while, are you ok?"
[07:42:29] <janrinok> mutual or individual
[07:42:34] <SirFinkus> that's the thing he should worry about the most
[07:42:38] <SirFinkus> well, both really
[07:43:02] <janrinok> Your past presidents aren't famous for being celibate
[07:43:12] <SirFinkus> awww yeah
[07:43:17] <SirFinkus> kennedy was a baller
[07:43:27] <janrinok> he could pick them, though
[07:43:36] <SirFinkus> of course
[07:43:39] <SirFinkus> he's the president
[07:43:48] <SirFinkus> they pick themselves at that point
[07:44:05] <janrinok> If I had had his choices, I wouldn't have minded being rebuffed every now and then
[07:44:23] <SirFinkus> who the fuck rebuffs the president?
[07:44:34] <SirFinkus> I'm a straight guy, and I'd probably fuck the president
[07:44:39] <janrinok> lol
[07:44:54] <janrinok> as it is, the Pres will probably fuck you
[07:45:00] <SirFinkus> I'm not saying I'd enjoy it while it was happening
[07:45:05] <SirFinkus> but you kind of have to say yes
[07:45:11] <janrinok> you could force a smile if needed
[07:48:11] <SirFinkus> "we're going to ask the president elect where he stands on gay marriage, obamacare, and isis"
[07:48:13] <SirFinkus> well fuck
[07:48:17] <SirFinkus> I can guess the last one
[07:48:33] <SirFinkus> real hard hitting questions
[07:49:00] <SirFinkus> the interviewer and trump use the same hair dye
[07:52:28] <SirFinkus> I wonder if trump has a shark tank
[07:53:34] <janrinok> well, he has already back-peddled a bit on obamacare. 'Not scrapping it all, but keeping some and changing some bits'
[07:54:29] <janrinok> I think that he has realised that he has to be a bit more nuanced and balanced about most things. But I can't imagine anyone in the US not having a view on ISIS.
[07:54:59] <SirFinkus> waitwaitwait
[07:55:00] <SirFinkus> lbgtq
[07:55:01] <SirFinkus> the fuck is the q?
[07:55:04] <SirFinkus> I thought I was all up on this shit
[07:59:10] <SirFinkus> but god, ivanka
[07:59:25] <SirFinkus> I'd grab that by the pussy
[07:59:31] <janrinok> is that said in a lustful way or in despair
[07:59:38] <janrinok> too late - I was ninja'd
[08:00:35] <SirFinkus> I gotta admit, she lives up to the hype
[08:04:40] <janrinok> I would have voted for her no matter what platform she stood for - and I'm not even American
[08:16:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russian Bill Makes Free Software a Public Priority - http://sylnt.us - free-vs-paymerican
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[08:38:03] <FatPhil> sir: the q in lbgtq is "queer" which just means not conforming to traditional attack formations.
[08:57:42] <boru> It is? I thought it was 'quadcopter'.
[09:11:07] <FatPhil> quadcopters are quickly becoming as traditional as apaches, dear boy, keep up with the times!
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[09:17:36] <boru> Huh? What does the AH-64 have to do with quadcopters?
[09:57:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Prototype Telescope Demonstrates Viability of Novel Schwarzschild-Couder Design - http://sylnt.us - things-are-finally-looking-up-for-an-old-design
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[11:52:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bender
[11:52:00] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:52:20] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:48:26] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Need to fix the 'a' or 'an' for vowels for mrplow
[12:48:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[12:49:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, prolly, yeah.
[12:49:31] <Subsentient> with a undead gerbil swarm? No. it's with an undead gerbil swarm.
[12:49:34] <Subsentient> see the difference?
[12:49:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> or i could just leave it off and make you lot put it in
[12:49:52] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Just detect if the first letter is aeiou
[12:50:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> still wouldn't be correct
[12:50:10] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: More correct.
[12:50:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dislike more correct.
[12:50:52] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I bet you use bignum in perl too. :^P
[12:50:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> more correct is still incorrect. correctness should be boolean.
[12:51:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. not necessary for what we do.
[12:51:40] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: but the floats will have limited precision!
[12:51:59] <Subsentient> They're not correct then, just very close to it.
[12:52:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> what floats? we're talkin web code here.
[12:52:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> doesn't matter when you only use integers.
[12:52:27] <Subsentient> Yeahh tbh I can't remember the last time I needed any floating point type in C/C++
[12:53:02] <Subsentient> AndyTheAbsurd: I was trolling TheMightyBuzzard for saying he disliked more correct and that it wasn't good enough
[12:53:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could use them in MrPlow but i've done logic to avoid having to
[12:53:36] <Subsentient> Yeah not a fan of floats when I can help it.
[12:53:52] <Subsentient> Man this thinkpad keyboard kicks fucking ass
[12:54:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean, really, if you can't fit pi in it, it's not correct.
[12:54:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> so do it in a way that it IS correct instead.
[12:54:40] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: But you can't fit aleph null in an integer either.
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[12:55:13] * TheMightyBuzzard grabs a crowbar, a ten pound sledge, and some WD-40
[12:55:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> wanna bet?
[12:55:23] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Go ahead and try ^^
[12:55:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it'd prolly end up breaking the universe and that's where i keep all my stuff.
[12:56:18] <Subsentient> Hee, true
[12:56:40] <Subsentient> I have a locker in a different realm but I can't find the key. Left my orb of wisdom in there.
[12:56:59] <Subsentient> Just like my bike lock keys...
[12:57:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> wis's overrated. str is where it's at.
[12:57:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> or some days con
[12:58:15] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I could try breaking the locker open but the manager would probably throw my skinless body into a lake of unquenchable fire.
[12:58:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries then. most of your nerve endings are in your skin.
[12:59:04] <Subsentient> Ehh, doesn't exactly work the same there.
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[12:59:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> lemon juice would be worse. or vinegar.
[12:59:40] <Subsentient> lol
[13:00:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, that protonmail story has me trying to figure out a reason to actually use my account on there.
[13:01:13] <Subsentient> Meh. I still haven't gotten a soylent email address. :^(
[13:01:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> problem is, their code has to see the data to be able to encrypt the data and i don't trust them.
[13:02:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> bug audioguy or mechanicjay or paulej72. any of the above should be able to hook you up.
[13:02:32] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You could technically write it so that only one byte of your data is in RAM unencrypted the whole time. Encrypt one byte at a time :^D
[13:02:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i refuse to learn it so i don't have to do it.
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[13:02:56] <Subsentient> welcome
[13:03:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, one bit would be safer.
[13:03:29] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: that's a lot of bit shifting lol
[13:04:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, plus i'm not sure how to encrypt single bits.
[13:04:24] <Subsentient> Not sure you really can lol
[13:04:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ROT1!
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[13:04:48] <Subsentient> lol
[13:04:57] <Subsentient> that's encoding, not encryption
[13:05:44] <Subsentient> But fuck me if I know what I'm talking about, I don't even fully understand how my certs work, and I can't multiply multiple digits on paper anymore.
[13:05:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay then. we can do primes. only one prime fits into one bit though and that's 1. so multiply 1 by 1 and...
[13:06:32] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: So you do anymore work in C?
[13:06:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i'll just continue not talking about anything i care about anyone seeing in email
[13:07:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, digging rust too much lately. i'm fekkin awful at fencepost errors.
[13:07:29] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I make those so fucking often...
[13:07:57] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I avoid math as much as possible, if I can do it through logic alone and no math for that logic, I do it even if it's less efficient.
[13:08:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> the fun ones are the ones that you have to whip out gdb and go into the assembly to even find.
[13:08:44] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I tend to suspect integer comparisons when I get unexpected results, so I usually catch em without using more than backtrace in gdb
[13:09:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine're usually incorrectly-sized mallocs apparently.
[13:09:41] <Subsentient> As far as pointer corruption/mishandling, I've been using a lot of C++'s std::vector and std::list lately.
[13:10:35] <Subsentient> For my current project I wrote an entire network data protocol, I'm quite proud of myself. It uses bit shifting for boolean flags too, I'm proud of myself ^^
[13:10:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, you really need to build something in rust. it's not as light or fast as C but it's pretty damned close compared to most languages.
[13:11:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads but i dislike boolean flags.
[13:11:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, no i don't. they're easy to handle in perl or rust.
[13:11:44] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I just wish someone would make an expanded dialect of C that's less than C++, but not god-awful like Objective-C. It's gotta be C compatible.
[13:11:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dislike them in C.
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[13:12:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, so make one.
[13:12:14] * TheMightyBuzzard waves at weeds
[13:12:29] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Contemplated it but idk if I have what it takes.
[13:12:55] <Subsentient> I find myself getting a lot more work done in C++ than C, yet at the same time I'm constantly re-looking stuff up in C++ because it's just too fucking huge a language.
[13:13:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> hold that thought. i need nicotine.
[13:13:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:13:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:13:18] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 206
[13:13:27] <Subsentient> nicotine++
[13:13:27] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 207
[13:13:41] * Subsentient angrily sucks his vape pen because he's trying not to smoke indoors anymore
[13:14:53] <Subsentient> $godzilla
[13:14:54] * aqu4 turns into Godzilla and begins to wreak havoc upon you all
[13:14:54] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[13:14:55] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[13:14:56] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[13:14:57] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[13:14:58] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[13:14:58] * aqu4 eats sea
[13:14:59] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[13:15:00] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[13:15:01] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[13:15:02] * aqu4 craps out sea on FatPhil
[13:15:02] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[13:15:03] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[13:15:04] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[13:15:05] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[13:15:06] * aqu4 slowly shrinks back to normal size and scampers off
[13:15:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Smartphones, Sleep, and Demographics - http://sylnt.us - put-the-phone-down-and-snuggle
[13:17:31] <weeds> smoking--
[13:17:31] <Bender> karma - smoking: -14
[13:17:54] <weeds> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:17:56] * exec illegitimately twerks a shot of void pointers for TheMightyBuzzard
[13:18:02] * Subsentient vomits aggressively down weeds' throat
[13:19:17] <weeds> Subsentient. even at my age, all I can say is ewwwwww
[13:20:39] <boru> I doubt you'd be saying much of anything, with a torrent of chunky vomit in your throat.
[13:21:01] <Subsentient> weeds: You wouldn't know disgusting if it boiled your rainbow dash doll in caramelized cum.
[13:21:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday weeds
[13:21:35] * exec $adverb a training bra of confusement floccinaucinihilipilificates weeds
[13:21:53] * TheMightyBuzzard wins
[13:21:58] <Subsentient> 4NSFWhttp://i.imgur.com/MYeCZqM.jpg
[13:22:05] <Subsentient> 4NSFW http://i.imgur.com
[13:22:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> void pointers don't confuse me. words i can't pronounce do.
[13:22:14] <boru> Thanks for the warning.
[13:22:35] <Subsentient> boru: I like grossing people out, not getting them fired at work.
[13:22:50] <boru> You are a champion of the people.
[13:23:01] <boru> Though, at the moment, I can't say I'd mind being fired. I need a new job.
[13:23:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> floc·ci·nau·ci·ni·hil·i·pil·i·fi·ca·tion
[13:23:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> ˌfläksəˌnôsəˌnīˌhiləˌpiləfiˈkāSHən/
[13:23:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> noun
[13:23:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> noun: floccinaucinihilipilification
[13:23:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> the action or habit of estimating something as worthless. (The word is used chiefly as a curiosity.)
[13:23:22] <boru> I'd even reconsider the US!
[13:24:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> also this uses a cognate of that word and is actually a bit amusing: http://floccinaucinihilipilificationa.tumblr.com
[13:24:14] <exec> └─ 13floccinaucinihilipilification
[13:25:50] <boru> Since I'm not familar with the phonetic alphabet, I presume flock-si-now-ci-nihil-i-pill-if-ication?
[13:26:31] <boru> Err, that second 'ci' should be 'si'
[13:26:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, I'm American. don't go expecting me to know what them funny dots over things mean.
[13:27:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: I'm as American as you are, I'm not sure what the funny dots mean either! I do know that they're called "diacritic marks" though, because I'm a smart-ass.
[13:27:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're lucky i can even pronounce leinenkugel
[13:28:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> that's a beer, right?
[13:28:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i knew they were called that cause i had to limit how many of them you can put on a letter to stop smart-asses from stacking millions of them up on the site.
[13:28:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[13:28:36] * AndyTheAbsurd usually skips beer and wine and goes straight to liquour
[13:28:46] <boru> AndyTheAbsurd++
[13:28:46] <Bender> karma - andytheabsurd: 20
[13:29:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto but liquor is not refreshing after mowing the lawn.
[13:29:08] <boru> If you do like German beer, I recommend Weihenstephaner.
[13:29:21] <boru> Or Franziskaner.
[13:29:23] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[13:29:25] <exec> └─ 13Dethklok - I Ejaculate Fire [Official Music Video] - YouTube
[13:29:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, i don't. leinenkugel is made in wisconsin.
[13:29:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah, beer is good in the right circumstances.
[13:30:06] <boru> I'm partial to stout and porter, myself.
[13:30:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yall know you can ride around getting shitfaced in TN as long as you're not the one driving? now if i could just get myself a chauffeur...
[13:30:57] * boru chuckles.
[13:31:20] <boru> Same in rural Ireland. "Which one of you is driving?" "We're all sitting in the back."
[13:31:31] <boru> "Blow into the bag." "Why, are your chips hot?"
[13:34:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> still weirds me out that even the back roads in TN are paved. out in OK you're lucky if the roads in small towns are all paved. the back roads almost never are.
[13:36:02] <boru> Paved as in footpaths or tarmac'd>
[13:36:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> concrete or even asphalt, not crushed rock.
[13:37:10] <boru> Right.
[13:37:23] <boru> Yeah, plenty of places like that at home.
[13:38:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> hundreds of thousands of miles of dirt/crushed rock roads out in OK. average 15-20 miles between towns and a dirt road every mile running perpendicular to the highways.
[13:39:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> well running NS or EW anyway.
[13:39:20] * boru nods.
[13:39:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> whole state's basically a grid of dirt roads
[13:40:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> gives the kids plenty of places to go ride around and drink without worrying about the coppers
[13:41:47] <boru> Out in the sticks at home, you have a lot of people living in pretty isolated places, so the cops don't really hassle them for driving home after the pub, since the worst that could happen is them wrapping themselves around a tree, and the pub's about the only contact with civilisation they have.
[13:44:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> cops don't really patrol the back roads at all here. too many of them and not enough traffic to make ticket-giving worthwhile.
[13:44:15] <boru> Out in places like Connemara in Galliamh, there's a lot of hill people. The pub's about the only time they see other people.
[13:45:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd say we need to import pubs here but everything's too spread out in most of the nation.
[13:46:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus we still have dry counties
[13:46:12] * TheMightyBuzzard shudders
[13:46:19] <boru> Aye, the US is a big feckin place. Everything is 'up the road' in Ireland, whereas 'up the road' could be a few hours drive there.
[13:47:17] <boru> Still dry counties? Sheesh, what's up with that? God botherers?
[13:47:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> You can drive for 24 hours continuously (save stops for fuel) and still be in the US
[13:47:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically. baptists mostly.
[13:47:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> Not many other countries you can do that in.
[13:47:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, in a straight-ish line even.
[13:48:23] <boru> Heh, aye, the only place I've done that is Russia, so far.
[13:48:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yeah - friend of my drove from Orlando, FL to Laconia, NH with only fuel stops, said it took him about 25 hours total.
[13:49:10] <boru> You can drive Dublin to Galway in 3-4 hours (East to West).
[13:49:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> I've done Saint Petersburg, FL to Albany, NY but always stopped at least once to sleep.
[13:49:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've done austin->chicago a few times and OK->SC multiple times. pain in the butt.
[13:50:39] <boru> Most of the journeys I'd like to drive in the US are North to South, or South to North.
[13:50:56] <boru> Mostly Arizona up to Montana, and take in Wyoming as well.
[13:51:22] <boru> Other than that, I'd like to see the Ozarks in Arkansas.
[13:51:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> lot of pretty along the way from what i hear
[13:51:29] <boru> Seems like pretty beautiful country.
[13:51:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, they're more really big hills than mountains but worth seeing.
[13:51:50] * boru nods.
[13:51:57] <boru> Good hunting too, I hear.
[13:52:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> still people living there who have to go to work stinky if the creek out back dries up
[13:52:29] * boru chuckles.
[13:53:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> lot of places there it just ain't worth running water pipes to
[13:53:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> but people still wanna live in them cause it's pretty and nobody bothers you.
[13:54:08] <boru> I can relate.
[13:56:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, i don't wanna live any further than the fast internet service reaches. fuck pretty if i can't watch naked people whenever i want.
[13:58:15] <boru> I tend to go waltzing mathilda a few times a year at least to decompress from work. I used to bring one or two fellas from the job with me. They get a bit fidgety without their mobile phones for a day or two, but by the time they come back, they've forgotten they own one.
[13:58:41] <boru> Take a rifle, a blanket, a water bottle and a knife and go up into the hills.
[13:59:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, proper OZ waltzing or just off in the boonies of the UK waltzing?
[13:59:32] <boru> Boonies of Ireland.
[13:59:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, nod nod
[13:59:54] <boru> For a week or two, when work allowed it.
[14:01:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm strictly a day tripper. when the sun goes down i want my bed and climate control.
[14:01:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> got entirely over sleeping out under the stars in the army. they really know how to take the fun out of camping.
[14:02:59] <boru> Aye, nice on a clear night, but there's a few caves I know where we'd camp if the heavens opened.
[14:03:48] <boru> Other people doing the same thing would tend to leave kindling bundled up in the caves to dry it out for the next bunch of people to stop by.
[14:04:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a bit different when you gotta spend a week doing it with a drill sgt yelling you awake at 3am saying you have one minute to be dressed, armed, and in your fighting positions (used to be fox holes but apparently that's politically incorrect for some reason now)
[14:05:54] <boru> Aye, I did a few years in .ie. Remember it well...
[14:06:06] * TheMightyBuzzard tips hat
[14:06:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, there's nothing like boot camp. thank god.
[14:09:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i was gonna do some bot dev today but i completely forgot what i was gonna do with it.
[14:12:46] <boru> I cannot help you in this regard.
[14:13:08] <boru> I keep a logbook for stuff like tha.
[14:13:17] <boru> "Tomorrow: try X, do Y."
[14:15:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i'll consider this a win. spend the morning dicking off, maybe play some vidya.
[14:15:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i kept a log book, people could see the mischief i'd planned.
[14:20:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> Obviously you need to encode or encrypt your logbook.
[14:23:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's paper and pencil and i can't be arsed to come up with a good cypher
[14:37:06] <boru> Yeah, I would _never_ use a transposition cipher in my logbooks. What an absurd notion that I would do such a thing.
[14:37:44] <boru> I think I might play some vidya myself, tonight. I've some Stalker SoC mods I want to try.
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[14:56:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Do You Bring Down a Psychopath Psychologically? - http://sylnt.us - mind-games
[15:04:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday janrinok
[15:04:38] * exec fanatically pilfers an i/o stream of minerals from janrinok
[15:04:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday exec
[15:04:48] * exec whole-heartedly crams a bottle of flappy tama into exec
[15:04:52] <janrinok> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[15:04:54] * exec carefully reticulates an anvil of onions for AndyTheAbsurd
[15:05:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> yum, onions.
[15:05:18] <janrinok> I don't even want to know what flappy tama is
[15:05:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> wasn't there a user named "tama" either here or on the site?
[15:06:11] <boru> We may never know.
[15:06:34] <janrinok> possibly, but i don't recall
[15:06:41] <janrinok> ~gday boru
[15:06:43] * exec suspiciously planks a broken promise of murcan freedum! for boru
[15:07:08] <boru> How apt.
[15:07:12] <boru> ~gday janrinok
[15:07:13] * exec carefully inserts a buttcrack of active directory into janrinok
[15:07:53] <boru> I can't decide what's worse: the US introducing democracy to your country or active directory.
[15:09:19] <janrinok> not a lot in it, I reckon
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[16:36:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kids Review the Top Virtual Reality Headsets - http://sylnt.us - is-it-live-or-is-it-memorex?
[17:04:59] <FatPhil> #fite Bytram|away
[17:04:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[17:05:14] <MrPlow> #fite FatPhil falls broken at Bytram|away's feet.
[17:40:08] <everdred> coffee++
[17:40:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3024
[17:44:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> smoking--
[17:44:17] <Bender> karma - smoking: -15
[17:45:00] <boru> pigeons<<1
[17:45:11] * boru scoffs
[17:45:45] <mechanicjay> coffee++
[17:45:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3025
[17:46:34] <boru> libtool sure is written by GNU. What a mess...
[18:17:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Sharks of AI Will Attack Expensive and Scarce Workers Faster Than They Eat Drivers - http://sylnt.us - better-jump-the-shark
[18:22:45] * AndyTheAbsurd looks up libtool, wonders WTF the point is
[18:30:53] * AndyTheAbsurd reads more, gets the point, thinks probably achieve the goal is not possibly without making a huge mess of things.
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[19:23:44] <boru> Well, to a certain extent, sure.
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[20:07:10] <khallow> howdy
[20:12:20] <khallow> ~submit reason.com/archives/2016/11/15/the-detroit-police-department-is-running/print
[20:13:16] <khallow> ~submit https://reason.com
[20:13:21] <khallow> try that again
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[20:25:33] <stromlund> Hello all, I have a question. I have a VM over at kazila running tt-rss and end of october/beginning of november it started failing to read soylentnews.org's rss feed.
[20:25:58] <stromlund> Could it be a firewall issue on soylent's side? IP address = 103.196.180.249.
[20:26:32] <stromlund> Can someone check if somehow I got caught up in a firewall rule? Every other rss feed still comes into my VM perfectly.
[20:27:15] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[20:27:15] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[20:27:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> stromlund, give me a few to get some caffeine in me after that nap and i'll look.
[20:27:53] <stromlund> thanks TMB.
[20:28:09] <janrinok> stromlund, that almost sounds like an admission of guilt on the part of TMB ...
[20:28:20] <stromlund> :)
[20:28:38] <stromlund> afk
[20:35:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Alaska Airlines Makes History With Bio-Fuel Flight - http://sylnt.us - if-a-tree-falls-in-the-forest-can-i-join-the-mile-high-club
[20:36:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> mmmm biofuels
[20:36:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> stromlund, nope, you're not in the firewall. there are some 103.196.x.x netmasks in the firewall but .180.x is not one of them.
[20:36:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> gotta remember to go fill the wife's car up with E85 tonight.
[20:52:23] <stromlund> thx TMB.
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[21:01:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh here's some fun stuff to argue about that isn't US politics
[21:01:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.telegraph.co.uk
[21:01:47] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[21:01:51] <exec> └─ 13CPS 'blinded by political correctness' dropped sex-selective abortion case, government aide reveals
[21:02:12] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[21:07:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[21:07:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[21:07:22] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 208
[21:07:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually, smoke and run errands break. back later.
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[22:06:30] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[22:06:32] <exec> └─ 13Debugging the 1959 IBM 729 Vacuum Column Tape Drive at the Computer History Museum - YouTube
[22:27:46] <mechanicjay> thanks chromas
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[22:38:03] <cmn32480> wooof
[22:38:07] <cmn32480> what a freaking day
[22:38:15] * cmn32480 goes beer hunting
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[22:57:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Solar-Powered Fabric is Straight Out of Back to the Future - http://sylnt.us - smart-dressed-man
[23:11:32] <chromas> Did BttF have solar power?
[23:11:45] <cmn32480> #fite chromas
[23:11:45] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:12:06] <MrPlow> #fite chromas falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[23:12:13] <chromas> I am a broken man
[23:12:19] <chromas> or woman
[23:12:21] <chromas> Don't judge me
[23:12:28] <charon> Mr. Fusion
[23:12:35] <khallow> #submit https://reason.com
[23:12:35] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[23:12:42] <exec> └─ 13Why Are Detroit Cops Killing So Many Dogs? - Reason.com
[23:12:45] * chromas hides behind his and/or her white fragility
[23:13:12] <khallow> #fite cmn32480
[23:13:12] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:13:12] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
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[23:13:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> khallow, try ~submit. sometimes it works when #submit don't
[23:13:36] <khallow> I did earlier
[23:13:48] <khallow> didn't get any response so I thought it hadn't worked
[23:13:56] <cmn32480> you COULD always write it up in a proper submission'
[23:13:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. some sites just don't make it easy.
[23:14:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, that's crazy talk, that is!
[23:14:13] <cmn32480> I know
[23:14:16] <khallow> I wasn't getting anywhere with that
[23:14:29] <cmn32480> I been on the road all day... yer lucky I can even talk Engrish
[23:14:29] * TheMightyBuzzard wanders off to finish making tea
[23:14:32] <chromas> it's racsy anyhow
[23:14:34] <boru> You reckon it's some user agent shite, or that they use js to make text appear on the page?
[23:14:44] <chromas> oh! actualy dogs
[23:14:58] * chromas is typoing at a cmn32480 level today
[23:15:08] * cmn32480 is glad to have some company
[23:15:32] <charon> I have no js allowed and it loads whole article just fine.
[23:16:12] <cmn32480> I believe that the editorial buttons won't work properly.. or the topic, or something
[23:16:18] <khallow> There's some shifty about the site
[23:16:28] <khallow> off and on I get scripts bombing
[23:16:34] <cmn32480> khallow - duh?
[23:16:54] <cmn32480> khallow talk to TMB obout that one
[23:17:09] <cmn32480> it is his mission in life to get rid of all the JS on the site and not lose functionality
[23:17:12] <khallow> not SN, thought we were speaking about dogs :)
[23:17:27] <khallow> Reason has got some issues
[23:17:29] <cmn32480> we keep encouraging NC and PJ to write more just to f**k wiht him
[23:19:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480
[23:19:11] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with Perpetual Victim Complex
[23:19:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> fear me, bitches! i have moar caffeine!
[23:20:56] * cmn32480 has beer
[23:21:00] <cmn32480> I WIN!
[23:21:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, if i didn't have this box set up exactly how i want it, i'd be installing a systemd-free distro tonight
[23:21:31] * cmn32480 passes TMB a tissue
[23:22:03] * TheMightyBuzzard wipes with it and hands it back
[23:22:21] <boru> cp -ra /usr/home/tmb /mnt/nfs/newbox/usr/home/tmb # Problem solved!
[23:22:33] <cmn32480> no give backs
[23:22:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake boru
[23:22:43] * MrPlow smakes boru upside the head with reluctance
[23:22:55] <boru> You're damn right, with reluctance!
[23:23:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> /usr/home indeed. i ain't played with bsd in 20 years.
[23:23:38] <boru> Linux FHS is silly.
[23:23:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like silly
[23:24:05] <boru> Well, I must admit to having a penchant for silly, also.
[23:24:10] <cmn32480> thatnk god for that... 'cuz you is
[23:24:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, cmn32480 turned me into a newt. he's a witch. burn him.
[23:25:12] * boru goes to find a duck for confirmation.
[23:25:53] * cmn32480 hops on his broomstick is preparation to flee
[23:26:21] <boru> I should probably clock out.
[23:26:29] <khallow> anyway, concerning the story I wrote, it
[23:26:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[23:26:57] <khallow> er it's about cops in the US shooting dogs with little provocation
[23:26:57] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[23:26:59] <exec> └─ 13'Fellatio cafe' where customers receive oral sex while they drink coffee to open in Geneva | Daily Mail Online
[23:27:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[23:27:18] <cmn32480> ~http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3656541/Fellatio-cafe-customers-receive-oral-sex-drink-40-coffee-opened-Geneva.html
[23:27:20] <exec> └─ 13'Fellatio cafe' where customers receive oral sex while they drink coffee to open in Geneva | Daily Mail Online
[23:27:25] <cmn32480> ~submit http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[23:27:28] <exec> └─ 13'Fellatio cafe' where customers receive oral sex while they drink coffee to open in Geneva | Daily Mail Online
[23:27:39] <boru> Nothing new in the US. The FBI and ATF have been killing dogs in droves for decades.
[23:27:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> little old but not that bad
[23:27:52] <cmn32480> fek yer slow exec
[23:28:04] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[23:28:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what you get for running him on a pocket calculator
[23:28:45] <khallow> maybe change out the 9 volt?
[23:28:48] <boru> It's PHP, right? It probably has to reschedule the tens of remote shells to make the submission.
[23:28:58] <khallow> I'm sure he'll be good then
[23:29:15] * boru absconds.
[23:30:21] <cmn32480> his 2GB Celeron is fabulous, thankyouverymuch
[23:31:09] <khallow> boru, you abscond well
[23:31:14] <khallow> I can't manage that
[23:31:30] * khallow slithers under a rock with his tail sticking out.
[23:33:43] <takyon> http://www.nbcnews.com
[23:34:03] <takyon> ~http://www.nbcnews.com/mach/technology/could-person-take-down-internet-n684096
[23:37:18] <cmn32480> try ~submit takyon
[23:40:16] <khallow> hmmm, maybe I'll try again when I've had a chance to think about the story
[23:40:47] <khallow> Supposedly police shoot a lot of dogs, perhaps 10,000 a year as a fed official guessed
[23:41:03] <khallow> US police that is
[23:42:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, where's crutchy when i wanna make a Snatch reference
[23:42:17] <cmn32480> australia I'd guess
[23:42:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly got ate by a dropbear
[23:42:40] <cmn32480> or one of them gigundas spiders
[23:43:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> or the bignormous, poisonous frogs
[23:43:00] * cmn32480 wonders if JamesNZ faired ok in the earthquake
[23:43:27] <cmn32480> or a pissed off kangaroo
[23:43:45] <cmn32480> alrighty..
[23:43:50] * cmn32480 goes to check on dinner
[23:44:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> frankly, it's amazing any austrailians live long enough to reproduce.
[23:45:38] <cmn32480> inorite? have you seen the list lof poisonous stuff in that country?
[23:45:47] <cmn32480> F**K THAT!
[23:48:01] <khallow> wow, 7.8 earthquake
[23:48:21] <khallow> and only 2 deaths?
[23:49:46] <cmn32480> yeah
[23:49:49] <cmn32480> amazing
[23:50:10] <cmn32480> we have a couple New Z-landers in the community
[23:50:20] <cmn32480> hope they are all ok
[23:52:29] <Deucalion> Didn't the whole of the south NZ island relocate 2 metres or something? Relative to what I do not know, haven't had time to read anything on it
[23:53:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> that prolly broke some trunk lines
[23:54:26] <Deucalion> elephants been doing coke now?
[23:55:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> man but that would take a lot of coke
[23:55:20] <Deucalion> Get Escobar on the case...
[23:56:05] * Deucalion is in rather random over-tired mode
[23:56:15] <Deucalion> ~weather
[23:56:16] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 56°F / 13°C, cloudy, wind SW at 8 mph, humidity 94% - Tuesday cloudy (55°F:61°F / 13°C:16°C), Wednesday showers (44°F:56°F / 7°C:13°C), Thursday scattered showers (38°F:52°F / 3°C:11°C), Friday partly cloudy (35°F:46°F / 2°C:8°C)