#Soylent | Logs for 2016-11-11

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[00:08:04] <mechanicjay> Yeah, I'm torn on the Trade stuff. I do think that the neoliberal's have sold us out, but in the "Global Economy", if you want to participate, it seems like the only way is a race to the bottom.
[00:08:32] <mechanicjay> ...maybe that's a loosing game
[00:16:46] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[00:16:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:17:15] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[00:17:29] <cmn32480> #fite MrPlow
[00:17:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:17:29] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[00:17:34] <cmn32480> #fite exec
[00:17:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:17:51] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[00:18:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> stop makin my computer beep at me when i'm busy cooking
[00:19:18] <cmn32480> I was busy killin' you
[00:19:28] <cmn32480> #fite Aphrodite
[00:19:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:19:28] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[00:21:38] <cmn32480> ruht roh... this may be the first time the scanner has been plugged into Windows 10
[00:21:45] * cmn32480 crosses his fingers
[00:31:46] * cmn32480 installs the new nvidia drivers after reading all about the telemtry and how to turn it off
[00:37:53] <cmn32480> Woot!.. and I found a program to let em run RDP to my Win7 Pro Laptop on both screens... just like the office, but short 1
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[00:55:58] <khallow> greetings primitive lifeforms
[00:56:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Software Vendor MYOB Encourages Users to Upgrade Microsoft Software - http://sylnt.us - payware-treadmill
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[01:07:25] <cmn32480> I for one welcome our new Reality TV overlord
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[01:14:06] <chromas> He has a lot of memes too. The best memes
[01:21:20] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[01:21:22] <exec> └─ 13Oreo's - Golden Double Stuff commercial - YouTube
[01:21:26] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[01:21:28] <exec> └─ 13The Trump Dome Oreo's Commercial - YouTube
[01:21:44] <chromas> But not he's anti-Oreo
[01:23:56] <cmn32480> he met w/ obama.. how can he be anti-oreo?
[01:25:53] * chromas rofls a copter
[01:25:59] <chromas> Well but these are reverse oreos
[01:26:22] <cmn32480> nah... obama is a regular one
[01:26:32] <cmn32480> black on the outside acts like a white dude on the inside
[01:26:40] <chromas> not in the ad though
[01:26:41] <cmn32480> nograb
[01:26:54] <chromas> they're eating wiggers
[01:27:03] <chromas> like shaun king
[01:27:20] <cmn32480> das racis!
[01:30:14] <cmn32480> printer.. $179.... replacement color toner cartridges... $70 each
[01:30:20] <cmn32480> x4 cartridges
[01:30:26] <cmn32480> $280
[01:30:32] <cmn32480> fek I hate printers
[01:33:07] <mechanicjay> I found some offbrand color carts for our Brother color laser, They were 1/2 the price of the OEM replacements.
[01:33:28] <cmn32480> I've had middlin' kkinda luck with non-OEM brother carts
[01:34:13] <mechanicjay> Wish I could remember the brand -- They're due for replacement again, no problem with them.
[01:35:13] <cmn32480> cripe.. they are all f**king rediculous
[01:35:25] <cmn32480> canon are $90 each
[01:35:49] <chromas> Remember when printers used to be cheaper than the ink?
[01:36:10] <cmn32480> yep
[01:36:15] <cmn32480> no
[01:36:19] <cmn32480> [that is the case NOW
[01:36:27] <cmn32480> I remember when the printer was the expensive part
[01:36:50] <cmn32480> problem is that the wife wants a color printer
[01:37:02] <cmn32480> and she pointed me to a bunch of inkjets for $59
[01:37:13] <cmn32480> I fell on the floor and started twitching
[01:38:01] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: just buy a new inkjet when the ink runs out.
[01:38:12] <cmn32480> I thoguht about that too
[01:39:02] <mechanicjay> I have like 3 Cannon Pixma photo printers, which all need ink, which all take a fucktards difference of an ink tank -- they've been on the shelf in the garage for 3 years. My wife won't let me thrown them out.
[01:39:53] <mechanicjay> The best part with older epson printer is the "cleaning" cycle the did when you'd turn the off -- it would use about 2% of the ink tank to do it.
[01:40:26] <cmn32480> yep
[01:42:49] <chromas> no, printers come with 'starter' carts to keep people from doing that
[01:43:00] <chromas> at least some do
[01:43:08] <cmn32480> most
[01:43:16] <cmn32480> starters are good for like a hundred pages
[01:43:22] <mechanicjay> it's such a fucking scam
[01:43:39] <cmn32480> yep
[01:43:44] <cmn32480> and color is SO much worse
[01:43:55] * cmn32480 is considering an all in one
[01:44:22] <chromas> nooooooooo
[01:44:31] <chromas> Then you can't scan when the ink runs out
[01:44:46] <mechanicjay> I stopped using my old laserjet 5mp because I just don't have room for it in the new house. I used that fucking thing for 5 years, hundreds of pages. Never replaced the toner -- and it was a used cart when I got the printer.
[01:44:50] <chromas> Unless it's just cheaper, like smart tvs
[01:45:08] <cmn32480> they aren't
[01:45:29] <cmn32480> My dad just tossed out his working Laserjet 2
[01:45:37] <mechanicjay> :(
[01:45:38] <chromas> nooooooooo
[01:46:07] <cmn32480> he was sick of wathcing the lights dim in the house, adn the power company calling the cops thinking he was growing pot when he used it
[01:46:36] <cmn32480> shit I still run HP4050's at work
[01:46:39] <chromas> that won't matter now 'cause it's being legalized now
[01:46:44] <cmn32480> we have about 5 of them
[01:47:36] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: those things are fucking workhorses
[01:47:48] <cmn32480> last FOREVER
[01:47:53] <mechanicjay> I used to have a little perl script, which would open a socket connection to them to change the text on the LCD screen.
[01:48:13] <mechanicjay> a great way to fuck with your co-workers
[01:48:16] <cmn32480> lol
[01:48:18] <cmn32480> I bet
[01:48:29] * cmn32480 wonders if he can do that from the network card....
[01:48:37] <cmn32480> without some fuckery
[01:48:44] <mechanicjay> Oh yeah, this was all over the network
[01:48:57] <cmn32480> so it comes down to an HP or a brother
[01:49:00] <mechanicjay> hang on, let me see if I still have it
[01:49:08] <cmn32480> that'd be hilarious
[01:53:13] <mechanicjay> sorry, coming up empty
[01:53:21] <cmn32480> is OK
[01:53:48] <cmn32480> I'll forgive you eventually... after dashing my hopes upon the rocks of life... I'm more disappointed than Hillary Clinton
[01:56:15] <mechanicjay> are you fucking kidding me
[01:56:24] <cmn32480> yep
[01:56:27] <cmn32480> you are forgiven
[01:56:51] <mechanicjay> Its 6pm on a before a holiday weekend, I just finished fixing two goddmanned emergencies
[01:56:52] <mechanicjay> and
[01:56:53] <mechanicjay> fuck
[01:57:05] <cmn32480> called you back in did they?
[01:57:06] <mechanicjay> someones like, you need expire this link from google's cache, asap
[01:57:10] <mechanicjay> fucking really?
[01:58:03] * cmn32480 looks at the calendar...
[01:58:08] <cmn32480> holiday weekend?
[01:58:11] <cmn32480> when?
[01:58:28] <mechanicjay> Tomorrow we're closed for Veterans Day
[01:59:22] <cmn32480> ahhhhhh
[01:59:38] * cmn32480 works in the private sector adn is unfamiliar with all these extra days off you guys get
[01:59:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... why isn't that new poll live yet?
[02:00:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, private sector mostly does get veterans day off
[02:00:30] <cmn32480> no.. .PUBLIC sector gets the day off
[02:00:44] * cmn32480 is obviously in the wrong business
[02:00:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft... i always got it off cept when i was workin like convenience stores or something
[02:02:07] <cmn32480> found it
[02:02:09] <cmn32480> http://www.staples.com
[02:02:16] <cmn32480> on sale black friday for $114
[02:02:31] <cmn32480> toner is $54 each @ 1500pg yield...
[02:02:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> black friday's weeks away
[02:02:57] <cmn32480> price per page is slightly higher, but she won't use it THAT much
[02:03:04] <cmn32480> 2 weeks from tomorrow
[02:03:11] <cmn32480> most of the ads came out today
[02:03:20] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
[02:03:43] <cmn32480> wife wants a color printer
[02:03:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucking bastards. they'll have christmas sales starting in july in a couple more years.
[02:03:48] <cmn32480> I refusr top buy inkjet
[02:04:18] <swiss> reasonably so
[02:04:29] <mechanicjay> fuck-em this things been in the cache for like 3 weeks, after being accidentially public for a week or two before that. another 3 days isn't going to kill them. Told them I'll do it monday
[02:04:32] <mechanicjay> I'm going to fuck home now
[02:04:33] <swiss> actaully, i'm ok with color inkjet
[02:04:37] <mechanicjay> Later!
[02:04:43] <swiss> but you better only be printing pictures with your color printer
[02:04:51] <cmn32480> ~gnight mechanicjay
[02:04:53] * exec homogeneously fires a +1 mace of manpages at mechanicjay
[02:04:54] <swiss> and if you're just gonna be printing pictures, go to fucking kinkos
[02:05:27] <cmn32480> I suggested one fo those online places where it is like 2 cents or 4 cents per
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[02:07:09] <cmn32480> goddamn.. tv's are so cheap
[02:07:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just use the roomie's and let his company pick up the tab
[02:07:37] <cmn32480> you never get farther than 10 miles from home...
[02:07:49] <cmn32480> I travel across the country, and she don't wanna wait a week for a printout
[02:08:24] <cmn32480> chromas - you weapon stealer!
[02:08:47] <chromas> My CoC is bigger than yours
[02:09:18] <chromas> Mine's so big I don't need to use protection; it is my protection
[02:09:20] <cmn32480> mine is more user friendly...
[02:14:01] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:14:34] <Bytram> cmn32480: Don't have any experience with Samsung printers, but just got my 2nd Brother laser printer this year; *NEVER* had a lick of trouble with either of 'em
[02:15:07] <cmn32480> I've had both over the years... the samsungs's that we ahve at work ahve ben fine
[02:15:30] <Bytram> old one stil works fine; I have spare toner cartidges, but it needs a new drum
[02:15:59] <Bytram> good to hear
[02:16:26] <Bytram> got my newer one for like $49 -- B/W and about 25-30pages/minute
[02:16:53] <cmn32480> yeah
[02:16:57] <cmn32480> J wants color
[02:17:10] <Bytram> sadly, was cheaper to buy a whole new printer than it was to get a new drum for the old printer. :P
[02:17:35] <cmn32480> yeah
[02:17:36] <cmn32480> been there
[02:17:39] <Bytram> color? Get her a B/W laser and a box of crayons
[02:17:47] <Bytram> Stay within the lines!
[02:17:50] <Bytram> =)
[02:17:57] <cmn32480> and sleep on the couch ofr a year?
[02:18:00] <cmn32480> hell no
[02:18:14] <Bytram> hey, at lest you HAVE a couch!
[02:18:18] <Bytram> *least
[02:18:48] <cmn32480> could be worse.. could ahve to sleep with the kids
[02:18:56] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:19:11] <Bytram> or... tent and a sleeping bag
[02:20:26] <cmn32480> ]in winter
[02:21:16] <Bytram> been there, done that (but when I was quite a bit younger -- not so excited about that prospect, now)
[02:24:35] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[02:24:37] <exec> └─ 13Bill Burr Sleep Downstairs - YouTube
[02:36:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DO NOT Use Hairspray with Your 3D Printer - http://sylnt.us - following-bad-advice
[02:37:03] <Bytram> #fitectl status
[02:37:03] <MrPlow> Bytram level: 5, hp: 15, weapon: 'Sting', armor: 'Mithril'
[02:37:16] <Bytram> #fite mrcoolbp
[02:37:16] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:37:24] <MrPlow> mrcoolbp falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[02:37:31] <cmn32480> beating the boss ain't smrt
[02:37:46] <Bytram> #fitectl status
[02:37:46] <MrPlow> Bytram level: 6, hp: 12, weapon: 'Sting', armor: 'Mithril'
[02:38:12] * Bytram hoped he wouldn't notice
[02:38:19] <Bytram> ~seen mrcoolbp
[02:38:20] <exec> Bytram, mrcoolbp was last seen in #Soylent 111 days, 22 hours, 27 minutes, 43 seconds ago with message: sorry for the inconvenience = )
[02:38:28] <Bytram> :(
[02:42:21] * cmn32480 is too tired to do wifi designs
[02:42:46] * cmn32480 is not too tired to blow up a zombie or two
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[02:44:16] SoyCow7975 is now known as Zombie
[02:44:36] <cmn32480> #fight Zombie
[02:44:37] <Zombie> #fite cmn32480
[02:44:37] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:44:42] <MrPlow> #fite Zombie falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[02:45:19] Zombie is now known as zombie
[02:45:21] <Bytram> cmn32480: feel better?
[02:45:21] <Bytram> =)
[02:45:24] <zombie> #fite cmn32480
[02:45:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:45:35] <MrPlow> zombie falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[02:45:43] <cmn32480> #fite MrPlow
[02:45:43] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:45:56] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[02:46:07] <cmn32480> #fite status
[02:46:07] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see status
[02:46:18] <cmn32480> #fitectl status
[02:46:18] <MrPlow> cmn32480 level: 56, hp: 51, weapon: 'the CoC of Conformity', armor: 'Body Odor'
[02:46:19] <zombee> #fite cmn32480
[02:46:19] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:46:28] <MrPlow> #fite zombee falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[02:47:08] <Zombee> #fite cmn32480
[02:47:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:47:14] <MrPlow> Zombee falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[02:47:31] <zOmbie> #fite cmn32480
[02:47:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:47:41] <MrPlow> zOmbie falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[02:47:58] <zoombie> #fite cmn32480
[02:47:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:48:03] <MrPlow> #fite zoombie falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[02:48:16] <ZZombie> #fite cmn32480
[02:48:16] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:48:20] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at ZZombie's feet.
[02:48:54] <cmn32480> hilarious
[02:49:05] <cmn32480> #fitectl status
[02:49:05] <MrPlow> cmn32480 level: 59, hp: 0, weapon: 'the CoC of Conformity', armor: 'Body Odor'
[02:49:18] <cmn32480> #fitectl scoreboard
[02:49:18] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[02:53:18] <Bytram> ~g song cold as ice
[02:53:20] <exec> [google] https://www.youtube.com
[02:53:32] <Bytram> ~g song cold as ice band
[02:53:34] <exec> [google] https://www.youtube.com
[02:53:46] <Bytram> ~g who wrote song cold as ice
[02:53:48] <exec> [google] https://www.youtube.com
[02:55:46] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[02:55:48] <exec> └─ 13Cold As Ice - Foreigner (1977) - YouTube
[02:56:07] <Bytram> why didn't you say that the FIRST time? ;)
[02:57:09] <cmn32480> because he ignores MrPlow
[02:57:19] <Bytram> prolly a wise choice
[02:57:27] <chromas> Maybe MrPlow needs to learn2title
[02:57:29] <cmn32480> ~yt cold as ice
[02:57:34] <chromas> his own results
[02:57:53] <cmn32480> ~youtube cold as ice
[02:57:58] <cmn32480> \nope
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[03:08:36] <cmn32480> turns out I'm too tired to care about zombies either
[03:10:06] <Bytram> FYI: They are making come repairs to power delivery to my building tomorrow... no power for me from 0900 to 1500... and I've got a late night at work, to boot.
[03:10:12] <Bytram> s/ come/
[03:10:12] * sedctl tosses a / to Betram
[03:10:18] <Bytram> s/ come//
[03:10:18] <sedctl> <Betrum> FYI: They are making repairs to power delivery to my building tomorrow... no power for me from 0900 to 1500... and I've got a late night at work, to boot.
[03:11:21] <Bytram> cmn32480: take a look at the top of this page and smile: https://soylentnews.org
[03:11:24] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews: Hall of Fame
[03:12:14] <cmn32480> It is rolly still short by 1
[03:12:58] <cmn32480> 3 of our top 5 stories (comment wise) are about terrorist attacks
[03:15:06] <cmn32480> that makes me kinda sad, a little
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[03:21:27] <cmn32480> holy crap... way to go P666... STUFF that submission queue!
[03:25:45] <Bytram> yep... I'd been chipping away at it while you were off fighting zombies
[03:28:23] <cmn32480> thanks
[03:28:55] <cmn32480> there are about 5 of us that are active, atm?
[03:29:00] <cmn32480> editors I mean
[03:29:14] <cmn32480> moving to #editorial
[03:29:16] <Bytram> so... we should be okay thru friday; I'm working late fri and early on sat... don't know if I can help out much in the interim... yeah, 5 sounds about right
[03:29:18] <Bytram> k
[03:34:18] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[03:34:18] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[03:34:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[03:34:25] * exec points at Bytram
[03:34:32] <cmn32480> ~buzzkill
[03:34:33] <exec> .kick TheMightyBuzzard
[03:34:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[03:34:45] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:34:45] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[03:35:01] <Bytram> and, with that, is time for me to get some sleep before they kick my power tomorrow am.
[03:35:03] <Bytram> laters, all!
[03:35:10] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:35:11] <cmn32480> ~gngiht bytram
[03:35:18] <cmn32480> ~gnight bytram
[03:35:19] * exec diabolically pairs an overflowing treasure chest of windows xp with bytram
[03:35:28] <Bytram|away> ~gnight cmn32480
[03:35:29] * exec derisively farts a spool of supernintendo chalmers at cmn32480
[03:35:37] <Bytram|away> tie.
[03:35:44] <Bytram|away> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:35:45] <cmn32480> yeah
[03:35:46] * exec single-handedly tosses a teaspoonful of money to TheMightyBuzzard
[03:35:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight Bytram|away
[03:35:49] * exec proverbially crossbreeds an array of your grandmother's queefs with Bytram|away
[03:35:53] * TheMightyBuzzard wins
[03:35:57] <Bytram|away> yep
[03:35:58] <cmn32480> no contest
[03:36:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[03:36:20] <exec> └─ 13The Psychedelic Furs - Pretty In Pink - YouTube
[04:07:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Perfect Soap Molecule Developed - http://sylnt.us - highly-endorsed-by-Lady-Macbeth
[04:12:33] * cmn32480 calls "No Mas!"
[04:12:39] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[04:12:40] * exec ironically culturally appropriates a dumpster full of activex plugins from #soylent
[04:12:42] <cmn32480> #soylentboobs++
[04:12:51] <cmn32480> soylentboobs++
[04:12:51] <Bender> karma - soylentboobs: 10
[05:36:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Does It Take to Make a Memory? Study Says New Proteins - http://sylnt.us - now-I-remember
[05:40:45] <swiss> #fite Bytram|away
[05:40:45] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see Bytram|away
[05:40:52] <swiss> #fite Bytram
[05:40:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[05:41:00] <MrPlow> swiss falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[05:41:05] <swiss> as usualy
[05:41:07] <swiss> usual
[05:41:08] <swiss> i'm ded
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[06:09:48] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 23°C/73°F, 5:09 pm AEDT, Friday, 11 November 2016
[07:06:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Put Single Molecules in Super-Fridge - http://sylnt.us - going-slow
[07:50:33] <FatPhil> #fite Bytram|away
[07:50:33] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see Bytram|away
[07:51:03] <FatPhil> #fite exec
[07:51:03] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:51:12] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[07:52:51] <FatPhil> #fite Pigeonburger
[07:52:51] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:52:57] <MrPlow> Pigeonburger falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[07:53:37] <FatPhil> #fite sedctl
[07:53:37] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:53:52] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[07:57:16] <FatPhil> #fite Runaway1956
[07:57:16] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:57:20] <MrPlow> Runaway1956 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[07:58:00] <FatPhil> I had 2 HP, that attack was supposed to be a suicide!
[07:59:25] <FatPhil> #fite MrPlow
[07:59:25] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:59:30] <MrPlow> #fite FatPhil falls broken at MrPlow's feet.
[08:11:56] <FatPhil> RIP Leonard Cohen
[08:18:19] -!- JamesNZ [JamesNZ!~james@60.234.vml.gj] has joined #Soylent
[08:18:21] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 10:03 PM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 16°C/61°F, 9:18 pm NZDT, Friday, 11 November 2016
[08:37:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - USU Center for Colorado River Studies Weighs in on 'Fill Mead First' Plan - http://sylnt.us - it's-hard-to-back-paddle
[10:17:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chirp! Let's Hear It for Data Over Audio - http://sylnt.us - sounds-good
[10:25:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:25:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3012
[10:25:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[10:25:59] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[10:26:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[10:26:22] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:26:33] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[10:26:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Regurgitator
[10:26:49] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:27:15] <MrPlow> Regurgitator falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[10:27:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[10:27:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:27:47] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at aqu4's feet.
[10:28:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrPlow
[10:28:07] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with a wild penis
[10:28:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> yer rng is sposed to be on my side, idjit
[10:57:28] <xhedit> #fite aqu4
[10:57:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:57:31] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[10:57:53] <xhedit> #fite Loggie
[10:57:53] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:58:04] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[10:59:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> you need to get a few levels up and whoop cmn32480's arse
[10:59:19] <xhedit> i agree
[11:00:14] <xhedit> #fitectl scoreboard
[11:00:14] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[11:03:07] <FatPhil> #fite Runaway1956
[11:03:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:03:12] <MrPlow> #fite FatPhil falls broken at Runaway1956's feet.
[11:09:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> rng hates us today
[11:16:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.cbc.ca
[11:16:15] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:16:16] <exec> └─ 13U.S. visitors flooded immigration website prior to election night crash, department confirms - Ottawa - CBC News
[11:16:40] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:18:49] <FatPhil> my attack on R1956 was a suicide, I only had 3HP, so death wasn't random at all
[11:19:27] <FatPhil> I wasn't just going to sit around and wait for vultures
[11:21:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[11:22:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> good thinkin
[11:22:40] <crutchy> wtf is this fite thingy?
[11:22:42] <crutchy> lol
[11:23:30] <crutchy> is it kinda like karma?
[11:23:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, lets you fite other irc users
[11:24:26] <crutchy> hmm
[11:24:47] <crutchy> is it random?
[11:24:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> velly simple rules. type #fite someone and you fite them. if you win a fite you go up a level and get on more hp. if you lose you drop a level down to a minimum of one.
[11:24:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, rng on mrplow
[11:25:01] <crutchy> ah
[11:25:12] <crutchy> sorta like an expanded version of rps
[11:25:16] <crutchy> or something
[11:25:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> 5% chance of double damage, 45% chance of normal damage, 50% chance of miss.
[11:25:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> damage is a constant 1-8 unless doubled.
[11:26:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[11:26:03] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[11:26:10] <crutchy> can i do anything to sway the odds?
[11:26:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> gain levels
[11:26:41] <crutchy> how do i do that?
[11:26:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> destroy your enemies
[11:27:16] <crutchy> so the more i run the #fite command, does that help me level up?
[11:27:36] <Subsentient> #fite crutchy
[11:27:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:27:36] <MrPlow> #fite crutchy's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[11:27:36] <crutchy> or err i guess it could also destroy me
[11:27:44] <crutchy> lol
[11:27:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, every time you win you level up. if you lose you die and gotta wait on the good fairy to come around and revive you.
[11:27:50] <Subsentient> #fite MrPlow
[11:27:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:27:54] <MrPlow> #fite Subsentient falls broken at MrPlow's feet.
[11:28:01] <crutchy> #fite jebus
[11:28:01] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see jebus
[11:28:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that was anti-climactic
[11:28:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> think someone done kilt ya
[11:28:15] <crutchy> #fite sjws
[11:28:15] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see sjws
[11:28:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfariy
[11:28:28] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: that's not fair, you rigged the bot. :^P
[11:28:30] <crutchy> #fite socialists
[11:28:30] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see socialists
[11:28:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[11:28:38] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[11:28:39] <crutchy> yeah i think its borken
[11:28:46] <Subsentient> #fite crutchy
[11:28:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:28:46] <crutchy> it wont let me fite socialists
[11:28:51] <MrPlow> #fite crutchy falls broken at Subsentient's feet.
[11:28:53] TheMightyBuzzard is now known as socialists
[11:28:57] <crutchy> lol
[11:29:10] <Subsentient> >:^D
[11:29:18] <socialists> #fite socialists
[11:29:18] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see socialists
[11:29:25] <socialists> blah
[11:29:36] socialists is now known as TheMightyBuzzard
[11:29:37] <Subsentient> Haha, your bot doesn't register nick changes correctly. :^P
[11:29:46] <Subsentient> Fixed that in aqu4bot years ago. :^3
[11:29:47] <crutchy> i'm as ded as ThrobinCoq
[11:29:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp. sometimes it does sometimes it don't.
[11:30:08] <Subsentient> aqu4++
[11:30:08] <Bender> karma - aqu4: 10
[11:30:14] <Subsentient> $burrito MrPlow
[11:30:15] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at MrPlow
[11:30:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i didn't write the irc bits of it though. no interest in protocol-level nonsense.
[11:30:54] <Subsentient> Well you're a wimp. aqu4's IRC core is written from scratch by hand. :^D
[11:30:55] <crutchy> exec doesn't seem to register all nick changes either, even though a message scrolls by that it does when i do a ~users command the nick doesn't come up
[11:30:58] * crutchy blames php
[11:31:02] <crutchy> :p
[11:31:10] crutchy is now known as dogfart
[11:31:20] <dogfart> ~users data crutchy
[11:31:35] <dogfart> bah how the fuck do i use this thing again?
[11:31:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, i'd rather write interesting or useful stuff.
[11:32:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> too many people done invented the wheel. there ain't no glory to be had by doing it again.
[11:32:23] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: idk, aqu4's IRC core works pretty well, and so does NEXUS'.
[11:32:25] <Subsentient> :^P
[11:32:39] <dogfart> spekin of useful, i gotta modify the arthur script to use janrinoks new perl3 script
[11:32:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl3?
[11:32:54] <dogfart> to submit those arthur thingys from the wiki
[11:32:55] <Subsentient> BTW, NEXUS is actually really stable nowadays.
[11:33:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> where the hell you even find source for perl3 nowadays?
[11:33:11] <dogfart> yeah those arthurtnackerbracket submissions
[11:33:28] <dogfart> oh woops. i meant python3
[11:33:31] <dogfart> lol
[11:33:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that makes much more sense.
[11:33:47] <Subsentient> Lick me grandpa
[11:33:57] <Subsentient> Suck the infected cheesy pus from my man titties
[11:34:13] dogfart is now known as crutchy
[11:34:17] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[11:34:17] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[11:34:19] <crutchy> ~users data crutchy
[11:34:21] <exec> channels: +# #comments #editorial #exec #folding #github #soylent +#test #wiki #rss-bot #nethack @#journals #help #freenode #fite #feeds #dev #debug #crutchy +#belle @##crawl
[11:34:21] <exec> nicks: crutchy dogfart
[11:34:21] <exec> account: crutchy
[11:34:21] <exec> prefix: crutchy!~crutchy@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net
[11:34:22] <exec> user: ~crutchy
[11:34:23] <exec> hostname: 709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net
[11:34:24] <exec> connected: yes
[11:34:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~users data TheMightyBuzzard
[11:34:37] <crutchy> hmm. at least it registerd the dogfart that time
[11:35:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480 has wisely removed me from being able to use many exec commands
[11:35:06] <crutchy> ~users data TheMightyBuzzard
[11:35:08] <exec> channels: #editorial +#soylent +#test #fite +#staff +#dev
[11:35:08] <exec> nicks: themightybuzzard socialists
[11:35:09] <exec> account: themightybuzzard
[11:35:10] <exec> prefix: TheMightyBuzzard!~TheMighty@Soylent/Staff/Developer/TMB
[11:35:10] <exec> user: ~TheMighty
[11:35:11] <exec> hostname: Soylent/Staff/Developer/TMB
[11:35:12] <exec> connected: yes
[11:35:47] <crutchy> this one looks like its limited to my account
[11:35:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[11:35:56] <crutchy> i think
[11:35:59] crutchy is now known as dogfart
[11:36:03] <dogfart> ~users data TheMightyBuzzard
[11:36:04] <exec> channels: #editorial +#soylent +#test #fite +#staff +#dev
[11:36:04] <exec> nicks: themightybuzzard socialists
[11:36:05] <exec> account: themightybuzzard
[11:36:05] <exec> prefix: TheMightyBuzzard!~TheMighty@Soylent/Staff/Developer/TMB
[11:36:06] <exec> user: ~TheMighty
[11:36:06] <exec> hostname: Soylent/Staff/Developer/TMB
[11:36:07] <exec> connected: yes
[11:36:15] <dogfart> yeah i guess
[11:36:28] dogfart is now known as crutchy
[11:37:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, don't have time to make #fite multi-threaded today. got important fishing to do in a couple hours and much aimless browsing of the web to do before that
[11:38:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i could start on it though
[11:42:16] <crutchy> ~users data xlefay
[11:42:44] <crutchy> hmm
[11:42:49] <crutchy> ~users data dogfart
[11:42:55] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: What good will that do? Then you'll just have #fite flooded with a jumbled sequence of crap.
[11:43:23] <crutchy> and it will be awesome
[11:43:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, only going to allow one fite at a time and disable all fite-related commands while it's outputting
[11:43:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it will mean you can #weather or #smake or #submit while one is going on
[11:44:03] <Subsentient> $godzilla
[11:44:03] * aqu4 turns into Godzilla and begins to wreak havoc upon you all
[11:44:04] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:44:05] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:44:06] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:44:06] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:44:07] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:44:08] * aqu4 eats tramtris1
[11:44:09] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:44:10] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:44:10] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:44:11] * aqu4 craps out tramtris1 on Regurgitator
[11:44:12] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:44:13] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:44:14] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:44:14] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:44:15] * aqu4 slowly shrinks back to normal size and scampers off
[11:44:26] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, maybe you need a #battle channel for multiple simultaneous fites :D
[11:45:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> thought about it but then i gotta keep a record of who all's currently fighting and that sounds like a bother
[11:45:38] <crutchy> aqu4, and its gojeera you moron!
[11:46:06] <crutchy> (in my best girly yankee accent)
[11:46:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dinosaurs' Rise Was 'More Gradual,' New Fossil Evidence Suggests - http://sylnt.us - so-old-its-news
[11:46:34] <crutchy> tmb, data management is the most fun part
[11:46:44] <crutchy> string manipulation makes me horny
[11:47:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab crutchy
[11:47:17] <Bender> Added quote 793
[11:47:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine's more like rope but whatever gets you through the day
[11:48:23] <crutchy> lately i been doing more js than anything
[11:48:26] <crutchy> js isn't fun
[11:48:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, no it is not.
[11:49:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> it makes me want to go all green eggs and ham on it
[11:49:18] <crutchy> you know how that book ends right?
[11:49:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but the ending ain't the important bit
[11:50:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause as long as you keep "will not"-ing, you don't gotta hit the end.
[11:51:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, look, it's nicotine time again
[11:51:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:51:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:51:31] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 198
[11:54:13] <crutchy> ~time
[11:54:15] <exec> Friday, 11 November 2016 @ 10:54 pm AEDT - Melbourne VIC
[11:54:24] <crutchy> ergh. time for bed for me
[11:59:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
[12:18:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> mkay, messages are threaded. now to disable fite commands while a fite is running.
[12:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> crap, i gotta make another socket to send back to the main thread
[12:23:07] <chromas> You just need multiple fite channels
[12:23:22] <chromas> one for each simultaneous battle. that's more easier right?
[12:23:33] <chromas> arena channels
[12:23:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i gotta send back a "the fite lines have all been displayed" signal after the last one is displayed.
[12:24:22] <chromas> or maybe simultaneous fites can happen as long as each new one involves a current fiter
[12:24:35] <chromas> so it's really a single fite
[12:24:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> that would be the exact opposite of useful
[12:25:06] <chromas> well we could gang up on you
[12:25:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> besides, cmn32480 and his bot would gang up on everyone
[12:28:15] <chromas> #GangbangRobots
[12:28:23] <xhedit> #fite MrPlow
[12:28:23] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:28:33] <xhedit> #fite Loggie
[12:28:37] <xhedit> #fite u
[12:28:52] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[12:28:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:29:03] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[12:29:03] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:29:13] <MrPlow> u falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[12:29:20] <xhedit> #fitectl scoreboard
[12:29:20] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[12:30:29] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[12:30:48] <xhedit> #fite Bender
[12:30:48] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:31:05] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[12:31:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[12:31:10] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:32:02] <xhedit> #fite Aphrodite
[12:32:18] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:32:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:32:20] * xhedit waits
[12:32:23] <MrPlow> #fite xhedit falls broken at Aphrodite's feet.
[12:32:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot!
[12:32:34] <xhedit> #fitectl scoreboard
[12:32:34] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[12:32:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i yam teh vic-tree!
[12:32:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite MrPlow
[12:32:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:32:59] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[12:33:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe...
[12:33:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Runaway1956
[12:33:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:33:23] <MrPlow> Runaway1956 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:33:37] <chromas> page needs some css :D
[12:33:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite FatPhil
[12:33:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:34:07] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[12:34:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, yer welcome
[12:34:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, feel free to write some. i'm too lazy.
[12:35:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... now how do i get a message back to the main thread. oh, like that.
[12:37:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, hrm...
[12:38:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> dam server message loop blocks
[12:39:38] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[12:40:02] <FatPhil> TMB: TYVM! Is this suicides for upmods?
[12:40:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> did you upmod me? i was just giving you the level instead of someone else.
[12:41:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly to make sure cmn32480 didn't sneak around and get me with exec while i was beat down.
[12:41:49] <FatPhil> in the absense of a "oooh - burrrrrrn!!!!!" mod, I think I flung you a touche!
[12:41:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[12:42:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> gracias
[12:42:17] <FatPhil> others may have seen it as flamebait
[12:42:29] <FatPhil> fine line
[12:42:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i do tend to leap gleefully over that line at times
[12:43:38] <FatPhil> glee isn't the first word that springs to mind when I consider you posts
[12:45:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i take enormous enjoyment from being me at people
[12:45:56] <cmn32480> I HARDLY EVER GANG UP ON ANYONE WHO ISN'T TheMightyBuzzard
[12:46:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> =P
[12:46:14] <crutchy> chromas, he should use your bot log css. that was nice
[12:46:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> go to bed, convict
[12:46:31] <crutchy> ~log nick=fart
[12:46:42] <exec> 03[2014-08-26 10:18:3] #Soylent <dogfart> What's that smell?
[12:47:01] <crutchy> derp. that was supposed to throw the error with the link
[12:47:13] <crutchy> yeah ima go now
[12:47:19] <crutchy> ~gnight fockers
[12:47:21] * exec half-heartedly postulates a github of whoopass towards fockers
[12:47:27] -!- crutchy has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[12:48:44] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders a while
[12:49:46] -!- JamesNZ has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[12:50:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's going to be exceedingly difficult to get a message back to the main thread with it blocking until the next message is received and then looping back to blocking again.
[12:50:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/next/next irc/
[12:50:57] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> it's going to be exceedingly difficult to get a message back to the main thread with it blocking until the next irc message is received and then looping back to blocking again.
[12:51:03] <cmn32480> #fite exec
[12:51:03] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:51:03] <MrPlow> #fite How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[12:51:27] * TheMightyBuzzard did spank cmn32480 mightily
[12:51:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[12:51:37] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[12:52:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> spose i could... no... same problem
[12:52:39] * cmn32480 wondered why sitting down was uncomfortable
[12:52:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> trick the server into sending an irc message when i need to recieve something from the other thread?
[12:53:24] <cmn32480> ~say #fite aqu4
[12:53:26] <exec> #fite aqu4
[12:53:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:53:26] <MrPlow> #fite How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[12:54:05] <cmn32480> there are a lot of dead people on that list...
[12:54:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i can do a ping and make it try_read once each irc message loop
[12:55:12] <chromas> can you just make it nonblocking?
[12:55:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> no idea how long until the good fairy. i hit it earlier manually so crutchy could fite his first time but FatPhil kilt him before he could.
[12:55:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i'd have to rewrite the irc module i'm using and it's not my module so i don't wanna.
[12:56:55] <chromas> gay
[12:57:06] <chromas> #smake the rust irc module
[12:57:06] * MrPlow smakes the rust irc module upside the head with Compulsive Forwarding Disorder
[12:57:43] <cmn32480> lol
[12:58:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno, maybe they put a non-blocking version in since the version i pulled down to use
[12:58:15] * TheMightyBuzzard checks
[12:59:41] <cmn32480> so wait.. if FatPhil kilt crutchy.. that makes crutchy Mel Gibson, as an Aussie in a kilt
[12:59:53] <cmn32480> he's a freaking HYUUUUUUUUUGE celebrity...
[13:02:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's not that huge. everyone got to see in braveheart.
[13:02:14] <cmn32480> good point
[13:02:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> course i spose it might have been cold that day.
[13:03:26] <cmn32480> he was in the pool
[13:03:47] <cmn32480> #yt shrinkage
[13:03:48] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[13:07:38] <cmn32480> "it shrinks like a frightened turtle"
[13:08:00] <cmn32480> that is one of the funniest episode of Seinfeld
[13:08:17] <cmn32480> and it added a word to the American lexicon..
[13:09:15] <xhedit> the best seinfeld episode is kramer making the extra wide deluxe lanes
[13:09:30] <cmn32480> certainly high on the list
[13:10:09] <cmn32480> for a show that ran that long, it is amazing that they stayed funny fro virtually the entire run
[13:14:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> best episode was the last one where they all got thrown in jail for being jackasses
[13:15:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tech Philanthropists Are Giving Away Billions - http://sylnt.us - you-can-only-spend-so-much
[13:16:57] * FatPhil sniggers at shrinkage
[13:17:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> mkay, i can either send a ping to the server when i want the main thread to read from the mutex or i can rewrite the irc client library to be non-blocking, which i'm not sure what it would take to do just yet.
[13:18:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> the former is hacky but easy. the latter proper but NP hard
[13:18:54] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs and starts getting himself ready to go fishing
[13:18:56] <cmn32480> you need somethignt o do... do it right
[13:19:13] <FatPhil> but isn't this just the simplest IPC that's been in unix since, erm, stevens?
[13:19:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> see above re fishing
[13:21:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, it would be but i'm currently stuck using a blocking loop on received irc messages, so i can't set up one of my own to both check the mutex and the irc messages
[13:22:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, nicotine time then shower time then find good fishing clothes time then load the boat time then GTFO time
[13:23:23] <FatPhil> no select() or poll() or similar?
[13:28:17] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[13:28:32] <cmn32480> now he is gonna be completely insufferable....
[13:28:47] <janrinok> Hi fellow Soylentils - excluding cmn32480
[13:28:51] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[13:28:53] * exec clumsily terrorizes a handful of Super VHS tapes with janrinok
[13:29:02] <cmn32480> what'd I do wrong today?
[13:29:02] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480 :)
[13:29:04] * exec defiantly runs the Installshield Wizard to set up an undersized chest of glass for cmn32480
[13:29:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday janrinok
[13:29:17] * exec hurriedly culturally appropriates a cat box of includes from janrinok
[13:29:24] * janrinok can always use the VHS tapes ...
[13:29:30] <janrinok> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[13:29:31] * exec figuratively writes a fanfic featuring a dumpster of sweet onions about AndyTheAbsurd
[13:29:36] <cmn32480> you burn them for warmth?
[13:30:49] <janrinok> I have an extensive collection of VHS porn, particularly of WW2 aircraft turret welders (female)!
[13:32:21] * janrinok is feeling very virtuous having returned from wreath laying at the local memorial this morning
[13:34:09] <janrinok> cmn32480, I've seen your draught bid for escape - I've made 1 minor change but otherwise I like it. Thx
[13:34:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, i wish. only way to access irc server messages in that library is get_next_line() and it blocks
[13:34:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday janrinok
[13:35:00] * exec diabolically gives a scrote of celerons to janrinok
[13:35:06] <janrinok> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:35:07] * exec democratically fires a satchel of SirFinkus' Soylent coffee drink at TheMightyBuzzard
[13:35:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i won that one even if it did come from SirFinkus who is entirely untrustworthy
[13:35:43] <janrinok> I'm worried - my TV is NOT full of Trump news, has the world come to an end?
[13:36:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, yer in france. he ain't awake yet over here probably.
[13:36:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> It isn't? http://www.tampabay.com
[13:36:34] <exec> └─ 13Protests roll across the country 'at a moment that can feel very scary' | Tampa Bay Times
[13:36:35] <janrinok> that hasn't stopped them for the last 6 months or so ...
[13:37:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff. maybe they're saving up for some really good stuff in the evening
[13:37:58] <janrinok> ah, good to see that the US is still continuing to emulate it's British cousins in the 'How bad can we make a simple political process be?' stakes.
[13:43:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, hold my beer...
[13:43:48] <janrinok> exactly!
[13:44:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i been cackling at that meme since the 8th
[13:44:36] <janrinok> the best news item showed a protester carrying a sign with read "Sauron must Fall!"
[13:44:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha, nice
[13:44:51] <janrinok> which read*
[13:46:01] <FatPhil> what's the origin of the hold my beer?
[13:46:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> American rednecks saying "hold my beer" then proceeding to do something stupid that usually ends with them being injured
[13:46:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> possibly badly enough to go to the hospital and/or die.
[13:47:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> it also prefaces many a feat of awesomeness. the key is there is absolutely no way to tell beforehand if awesomeness or stupidity will be the result.
[13:49:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i was just thinking there really should be a hold my beer country song and lo and behold...
[13:49:16] <FatPhil> something stupid that might accidentally succeed
[13:49:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt trace adkins hold my beer
[13:49:27] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[13:49:45] <janrinok> FatPhil, that's close enough
[13:50:18] <janrinok> until you realise that it might not have been the smartest thing to try and achieve in the first place
[13:50:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, either way it shall not be done in a small way
[13:51:53] <janrinok> http://imgur.com
[13:51:54] <exec> └─ 13A new contender has emerged. - Album on Imgur
[14:02:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, i kinda miss hold my beer moments. you don't get quite so many of them in your 40s, hopefully.
[14:03:39] <Azrael_> TheMightyBuzzard: that's because when you're in your 40s you can hold your own beer AND do amazing things.
[14:03:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, you might spill it.
[14:04:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:04:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:04:01] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 199
[14:11:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> janrinok: http://www.tampabay.com
[14:12:00] <exec> └─ 13The Morning Watch: Protests in Tampa, Ybor City as unrest over Trump election grows nationwide | Tampa Bay Times
[14:13:37] <janrinok> what I don't get is how a crowd of only a few hundred people (Ybor) or 4,000 (Tamnp
[14:13:53] <janrinok> Tampa) can get so much publicity
[14:14:31] <janrinok> I can see the damage that they are doing but the reporting seems out of proportion to the actual numbers being quoted
[14:16:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, the media wants to make them seem more significant than they are. much like they zoomed in to make hillary rally crowds look like people actually showed up.
[14:16:47] <janrinok> well, it seems like the press over here have fallen for it, or had until today
[14:18:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth is there'd barely be anyone at them if soros and co weren't bussing people in and paying them to stir up shit
[14:26:53] <FatPhil> shoulda been zooming in with a sniper's sights...
[14:28:25] <cmn32480> janrinok - sorry got grabbed by one of the owners for a quick meeting
[14:33:08] <chromas> You should've declared "nograb"
[14:39:33] <janrinok> cmn32480, np, I'm keeping busy making bread, editing and browsing imgur.com
[14:42:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[14:42:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:42:34] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[14:43:20] <janrinok> #fite coolhand
[14:43:20] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see coolhand
[14:43:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> case sensitive
[14:43:34] <chromas> gay
[14:43:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:43:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:43:56] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 200
[14:44:25] <janrinok> #fite CoolHand
[14:44:25] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:44:39] <MrPlow> janrinok falls broken at CoolHand's feet.
[14:54:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, it's still pretty chilly outside. wonder if i should put off fishing another hour...
[14:54:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i'll get a nice hot shower n see how i feel then.
[14:57:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Splash-Free Urinals? Scientists Investigate New 'Splash Avoidance' Technique - http://sylnt.us - its-a-job-I-suppose
[15:00:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitestatus
[15:00:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> #help
[15:00:39] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk, join, part, tell, klingon, g, sammich, sammichadd, say, pissoff, dieinafire, quit, nelson
[15:09:59] <cmn32480> FUCK! I HATE LASERSHIP!
[15:10:16] <cmn32480> WORST. PACKAGE. DELIVERY. COMPANY. EVER!
[15:12:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, #fitectl status, #fitectl scoreboard, #fitectl weapon <weapon>, #fitectl armor <armor>, and #fite someone
[15:12:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't put help in for them yet
[15:13:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> thanks
[15:13:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitectl status
[15:13:17] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd level: 1, hp: 11, weapon: '#TriggerWarning', armor: 'thick layer of used chewing gum'
[15:41:40] <FatPhil> #fite Guest49267
[15:41:40] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:41:52] <MrPlow> Guest49267 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[15:42:20] <FatPhil> #fite CoolHand
[15:42:20] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:42:22] <MrPlow> CoolHand falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[15:45:05] <cmn32480> #fitectl scoreboard
[15:45:05] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[15:45:19] * cmn32480 notes he is still dead
[15:50:57] <FatPhil> #fite Bender
[15:50:57] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:51:06] <MrPlow> #fite FatPhil falls broken at Bender's feet.
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[16:26:32] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[16:26:35] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 12°C/54°F, 8:26 am GMT-8, Friday, 11 November 2016
[16:26:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Major Ocean Current is Widening as Climate Warms - http://sylnt.us
[17:56:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Power Outage in the Brain may be Source of Alzheimer's - http://sylnt.us - always-carry-spare-batteries
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[18:24:09] <AzumaHazuki> Well, well, well. Hope you're proud of yourself Uzzard
[18:24:19] <AzumaHazuki> you've sealed your soul's death warrant
[18:24:27] AzumaHazuki is now known as SoyGuest46114
[18:24:44] -!- SoyGuest46114 has quit [Client Quit]
[18:42:48] <FatPhil> What's a soul?
[18:48:08] <janrinok> well, it appears it is too late for TMB to find out! I'm not sure which of Buzz's comments she is referring to though ...
[18:48:38] <janrinok> I mean, there are just so many to choose from :)
[19:06:35] <FatPhil> Yeah, I will admit that I disagree with TMB's posts very often, but I appreciate that his point of view comes from his worldview, and mine comes from mine, and they're different. He's not wrong, he just has come to different conclusions from different starting points. And it's nice to discuss those things.
[19:06:57] <FatPhil> Sometimes maturely, but that can get boring, so sometimes more boistrously too!
[19:08:15] <FatPhil> TheMightyBuzzard: have you seen Chris Morris /Brass Eye/ series? I think you'd like them.
[19:14:07] <chromas> http://thedailycoin.org
[19:14:09] <exec> └─ 13Clintons and Soros launch America’s Purple Revolution - The Daily Coin
[19:24:51] <FatPhil> is that a joke website, or a loonie website?
[19:25:16] <FatPhil> Classic example of Poe's law.
[19:27:14] <FatPhil> #fite arti
[19:27:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:27:25] <MrPlow> #fite arti falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[19:27:43] <FatPhil> #fite cosurgi
[19:27:43] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:28:00] <MrPlow> #fite cosurgi falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[19:33:34] <weeds> #fite FatPhil
[19:33:35] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:33:41] <MrPlow> FatPhil falls broken at weeds's feet.
[19:35:11] <weeds> #fitectl weapon your_mom
[19:35:11] <MrPlow> weapon for weeds set to your_mom.
[19:35:37] <weeds> #fitectl armor terrific_BO
[19:35:37] <MrPlow> armor for weeds set to terrific_BO.
[19:35:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How the 18th-Century Steam Engine Helped Physicists Make a Quantum Breakthrough - http://sylnt.us - I-like-making-"choo-choo"-sounds
[19:37:15] <weeds> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[19:37:15] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:37:25] <MrPlow> weeds falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[19:56:17] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
[20:19:47] -!- weeds has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[21:02:07] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[21:02:08] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[21:02:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> neat, i didn't even know my soul had a death warrant
[21:03:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, never heard of it. whatzit?
[21:06:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DDOS Attack Halts Heating in Finland Amidst Winter - http://sylnt.us - VERY-not-nice
[21:15:43] <chromas> Horseshit. It's not winter yet
[21:26:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas++ # HE CAN TELL TIME!
[21:26:38] <Bender> karma - chromas: 181
[21:27:11] <chromas> Yes I cannabis
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[21:30:02] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 11:15 AM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 12°C/53°F, 10:30 am NZDT, Saturday, 12 November 2016
[22:23:16] <chromas> takyon: This might legitimately <take> the award for the dumbest comment I have ever read on this website.
[22:23:19] <chromas> derp
[22:23:26] <chromas> this isn't #
[22:23:50] <chromas> #smake chromas
[22:23:50] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a hashref
[22:36:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iceberg Patrol Gains Faster Updates from Orbit - http://sylnt.us - we-listen-to-Foreigner's "Cold-as-Ice"
[23:36:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[23:36:10] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:36:48] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[23:37:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[23:37:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:37:21] <xhedit> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[23:37:25] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[23:37:25] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:37:36] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[23:37:40] <xhedit> :D
[23:37:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[23:37:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas okay, long as it ain't cmn32480
[23:38:16] <xhedit> #fitectl scoreboard
[23:38:16] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[23:38:40] <xhedit> #fite Loggie
[23:38:40] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:38:46] <xhedit> #fite u
[23:38:50] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[23:38:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:39:00] * TheMightyBuzzard goes to make himself a cup o tea
[23:39:02] <MrPlow> u falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[23:39:08] <xhedit> #fite Runaway1956
[23:39:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:39:16] <MrPlow> Runaway1956 falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[23:39:31] <xhedit> #fite Bender
[23:39:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:39:40] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[23:39:53] <xhedit> #fite Subsentient
[23:39:53] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:40:02] <MrPlow> #fite Subsentient falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[23:40:51] <xhedit> #fite aqu4
[23:40:51] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:40:53] <MrPlow> aqu4 falls broken at xhedit's feet.
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[23:41:05] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 21°C/69°F, 10:40 am AEDT, Saturday, 12 November 2016
[23:41:19] <xhedit> #fite arti
[23:41:19] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:41:25] <MrPlow> xhedit falls broken at arti's feet.
[23:41:40] <xhedit> oh well, i had a good run
[23:45:14] <xhedit> #fitectl scoreboard
[23:45:14] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[23:47:27] <xhedit> any idea what comment you lost your soul for, TMB?