#Soylent | Logs for 2016-11-10

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[00:00:31] * cmn32480 wishes for collapsable comment trees
[00:02:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> patience, yo
[00:03:08] * cmn32480 is having deja vu frmo 6 months ago
[00:04:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> code's done, just waiting on pj to get whatever it is he wants to do done.
[00:06:40] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: Thats the best kind of story to my mind.
[00:07:04] <cmn32480> skip the summary adn jsut have at it in the comments?
[00:07:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite ThePower
[00:07:24] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see ThePower
[00:07:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, think i'll have a nap before bedtime
[00:08:00] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[00:08:00] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:08:24] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[00:10:40] <cmn32480> Dirt nap
[00:12:57] <chromas> Shouldn't it be hashd now?
[00:38:31] <cmn32480> the comments on the election article are surprisingly civil
[00:45:08] AndyTheAbsurd is now known as ThePower
[00:45:15] <ThePower> TheMightyBuzzard: #fite me!
[00:45:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite ThePower
[00:45:23] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see ThePower
[00:45:26] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[00:45:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:45:29] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
[00:45:46] ThePower is now known as AndyTheAbsurd
[00:45:56] <cmn32480> Oh... I missed the good fairy
[00:45:58] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[00:46:16] * cmn32480 cackles
[00:46:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrPlow
[00:46:17] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with a printout of the rehash source
[00:46:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Emergent Gravity and the Dark Universe - http://sylnt.us - it's-all-an-illusion
[00:46:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> your rng is gettin rewritten
[00:47:11] <cmn32480> yer welcome
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[01:26:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, toss this one in the mix too: https://www.youtube.com
[01:26:47] <exec> └─ 13Blood For Blood - Ain't Like You - YouTube
[01:28:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - India Scraps Existing 500 and 1,000 Rupee Banknotes to Fight Corruption - http://sylnt.us - trade-'em-while-you-can
[02:56:38] <Subsentient> I tried to use my GF's nipple to control my thinkpad, didn't work. Apparently only the one that comes with the laptop can do that.
[02:58:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - When Will Libre Office get a Working Update Tool for Windows? - http://sylnt.us - differences-are-good
[02:59:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, duh, that's not a nipple on your thinkpad, it's a clit
[03:00:29] <Subsentient> ohhhh. Gonna have to try that next time.
[03:00:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> get your gf to explain the difference if necessary. it will improve your relationship for certain.
[03:00:57] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: lollll
[03:01:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, one more smoke then bedtime
[03:10:15] <cmn32480> ~say #fite xhedit
[03:10:16] <exec> #fite xhedit
[03:10:20] <cmn32480> #fite xhedit
[03:10:30] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:11:05] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[03:11:05] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:11:35] <Subsentient> #fite SirFinkus
[03:11:44] <MrPlow> xhedit falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[03:11:44] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:11:54] <swiss> #fite Bender
[03:11:55] <MrPlow> SirFinkus falls broken at Subsentient's feet.
[03:11:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:12:00] <MrPlow> swiss falls broken at Bender's feet.
[03:12:02] <cmn32480> #fite SirFinkus
[03:12:02] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:12:02] <MrPlow> SirFinkus's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[03:12:07] <swiss> lolol
[03:12:08] <cmn32480> #fite Subsentient
[03:12:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:12:12] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at Subsentient's feet.
[03:12:17] <cmn32480> doh
[03:12:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> har!
[03:12:33] <Subsentient> Behold my undying glory....
[03:12:35] <cmn32480> after I took out xhedit
[03:12:49] <cmn32480> until the good fairy shows up again
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[03:13:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~moo
[03:13:01] <exec> (__)
[03:13:01] <exec> (oo)
[03:13:01] <exec> /------\/
[03:13:02] <exec> / | ||
[03:13:02] <exec> * /\---/\
[03:13:03] <exec> ~~ ~~
[03:13:04] <exec> ..."Have you mooed today?"...
[03:13:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, you lot, i'm off to sleep
[03:13:31] <SoyCow0153> GN TheMightyBuzzard
[03:13:44] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:13:45] * exec figuratively irritates a shaken bottle of drool with TheMightyBuzzard
[03:13:56] <SoyCow0153> ew
[03:15:19] <cmn32480> lol
[03:15:34] <cmn32480> exec's file prolly needs some purging
[03:35:05] <cmn32480> damn.. that was a lot of comments.. adn really VERY little cruft
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[03:54:44] * cmn32480 has had enough fun for today
[03:54:49] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:54:51] * exec metrosexually nudges a pair of used panties full of unicorns toward #soylent
[04:37:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - YouTube Adds Support for High Dynamic Range Videos - http://sylnt.us - image-ination
[06:06:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Despite Human and Neanderthal Interbreeding, Weak Neanderthal Genes are Being Removed - http://sylnt.us - weak-sauce
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[07:41:29] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 18°C/64°F, 6:41 pm AEDT, Thursday, 10 November 2016
[07:42:17] <crutchy> Britain: Nothing can be more embarassing than brexit
[07:42:17] <crutchy> Philippines: Challenge accepted
[07:42:17] <crutchy> America: Hold my beer
[07:48:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Optimal Travel Speed to Minimize Air Pollution Inhalation - http://sylnt.us - no-heavy-breathing
[08:09:42] <FatPhil> #fite boru
[08:09:42] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:09:57] <MrPlow> boru falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[08:10:44] <swiss> #fite crutchy
[08:10:44] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:10:58] <MrPlow> swiss falls broken at crutchy's feet.
[08:11:01] <swiss> qq
[08:11:03] <swiss> #fitectrl
[08:11:06] <swiss> #fitectrl help
[08:11:15] <crutchy> lol
[08:11:16] <swiss> #fitectrl info
[08:11:22] <crutchy> #fite++
[08:11:25] <swiss> #fitectl please let me win once ever
[08:11:42] <crutchy> #fitectl start fart.sh
[08:12:04] <crutchy> or err i guess it would be start fart.service
[08:12:31] * crutchy is proud of himself having made his own systemd service file recently
[08:12:38] <FatPhil> #fite Bender
[08:12:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:12:48] <MrPlow> Bender falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[08:13:22] <FatPhil> #fite Mayonaise
[08:13:22] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:13:35] <MrPlow> Mayonaise falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[08:26:05] <boru> You monster.
[08:36:12] <FatPhil> wait a sec, I had 30hp, someone revived everyone, and now I have 20hp? how is that "reviving" me?
[08:36:49] <FatPhil> the problem with #fite is that there's positive feedback
[08:37:25] <boru> TMB; ETA to blacklist?
[08:53:32] <crutchy> there are no blacklists here. we're all whiteys
[08:57:51] <swiss> https://i.redd.it
[08:58:12] <swiss> crutchy: also, systemd service unit files <3
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[09:00:24] <boru> Must be using networkd :D
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[09:01:44] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 16°C/61°F, 8:01 pm AEDT, Thursday, 10 November 2016
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[09:10:59] <xhedit> #fite Bender
[09:10:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:11:06] <xhedit> #fite MrPlow
[09:11:09] <MrPlow> Bender falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[09:11:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:11:14] <xhedit> #fite Aphrodite
[09:11:23] <MrPlow> MrPlow falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[09:11:23] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:11:24] <xhedit> #fite Loggie
[09:11:32] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[09:11:32] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:11:40] <xhedit> #fite exec
[09:11:46] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[09:11:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:11:54] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[09:17:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Semiconductor-Free Microelectronics Possible with Metamaterials - http://sylnt.us - more-faster-computes?
[09:24:31] <FatPhil> http://www.theonion.com
[09:24:33] <exec> └─ 13FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
[09:26:17] <FatPhil> And one for TMB: http://www.theonion.com
[09:26:19] <exec> └─ 13Area Liberal No Longer Recognizes Fanciful, Wildly Inaccurate Mental Picture Of Country He Lives In - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
[09:35:56] <crutchy> isn't the onion a joke site?
[09:36:27] <boru> It's hard to know anymore.
[09:41:20] <crutchy> and the united states has been in decline for half a century (since 1971 to be more precise)
[09:41:32] <crutchy> or since 1913 if you're more of a pessimist :p
[09:49:13] <FatPhil> 1913 would be the defining moment for me.
[09:49:49] <FatPhil> It's nice to see that some people are aware of that date, it means nothing to most people.
[09:50:03] <crutchy> that's unfortunate
[09:50:07] <crutchy> but yeah
[09:50:10] <boru> People who ignore history, and all that...
[09:50:18] <boru> Why do you think things are in the state they currently are?
[09:50:54] <FatPhil> entropy
[09:50:59] <boru> Heh.
[09:51:06] <crutchy> lol
[09:51:10] <crutchy> entropy ftw
[09:52:18] <boru> Bad case of apathy, imho; close your eyes, stuff your face.
[09:53:22] <crutchy> maybe a bit of turmoil might wake some people up
[09:53:26] <crutchy> can hope
[09:53:31] <boru> Indeed.
[09:53:41] <boru> Either natural or man made.
[09:57:20] <boru> A distinct lack of hardship is certainly partially to blame.
[09:58:30] <crutchy> i think theres a lot of hardship in america. and they voted
[09:59:07] <boru> Relatively, yes.
[09:59:11] <crutchy> the working class is fed up with bailing out everyone
[09:59:30] <crutchy> abuse of the taxpayer came back and bit the establishment on the ass
[09:59:37] <boru> Aye, bluecollar always gets the short end of the stick.
[10:00:24] <crutchy> it doesn't take a university education to know when you're getting fucked over
[10:01:06] <crutchy> democrats might have a lot of educated people, but apparently they don't have as many taxpayers
[10:01:09] <boru> Well, let's hope it's more than a symbollic victory for the US. I'd like to see the banks and the media torn asunder, as well as all of this social crutchery anihilated.
[10:01:29] <crutchy> hmm yeah i dunno
[10:01:33] <boru> Sure, but it shouldn't be about class.
[10:01:47] <crutchy> true
[10:01:54] <crutchy> but taxpayers are rich and poor
[10:02:20] <boru> Anyway, this sort of topic tends to bore me a bit. I try to avoid political discussions.
[10:02:30] <crutchy> i think its important for politicians to have a little respect for the poor shmucks that bankroll their operation
[10:02:53] <crutchy> politics is fun, but yeah its not for everyone
[10:03:45] <boru> It's been the cause of much bloodshed in my lifetime. I don't see it as being any more than a waste product of evolution, let alone something worth discussing.
[10:04:12] <crutchy> yeah it can be terrible
[10:04:48] <crutchy> on the other hand, talking about it is how to combat apathy
[10:05:44] <crutchy> the hard part is filtering all the bullshit in this age of corporate and social media
[10:06:59] <boru> It is a collection of myopic ideologies, the acolytes of which merely trying to enfore them on one another.
[10:07:29] <crutchy> humans are ideological. unfortunatly never gunna stop that
[10:07:38] <boru> Apathy is moaning about the current state of affairs from your comfortable armchair rather than getting off your arse and doing something about it.
[10:07:40] <crutchy> even freedom is an ideology
[10:08:23] <crutchy> true, but apathy is also caused by ignorance. its like the boiling toad thing
[10:08:33] <boru> Certainly.
[10:08:56] <crutchy> sometimes people need a burning flame right on their ass to force them to make a move
[10:09:29] <crutchy> if they think everything is gunna be rosy, they not gunna have much motivation for change
[10:09:45] <boru> And western politics is a litany of placating platitudes which keeps the flames low.
[10:09:54] <crutchy> for sure
[10:12:39] <FatPhil> have you seen Rules for Rulers by CPG Grey?
[10:12:52] <FatPhil> ~20 mins long, on youtube
[10:12:58] <crutchy> have i? nope
[10:15:44] <xhedit> is it about measuring?
[10:16:08] * boru chuckles.
[10:16:15] <boru> If it were, I'd be interested in watching it.
[10:16:57] <FatPhil> I don't want a protracted discussion, but I really think that you're not looking at things from the right angle.
[10:17:08] <boru> I've been watching some RI lectures on knot theory and 4D mathematics recently. I didn't realise the SNR was above 0.001 on pootube.
[10:17:31] <boru> Protracted discussion. Very good.
[10:17:46] <boru> Double pun score, too.
[10:18:14] * FatPhil likes strokes
[10:19:02] <crutchy> FatPhil, probably. but i dunno if there is a "right" angle (pun intended). human opinions are all relative
[10:20:54] <FatPhil> very much so, I'm even quite a pure moral relativist too, there are very few clearly true fundamental principles beyond those that simply derive from science.
[10:22:53] <FatPhil> Regarding pootube, indeed, the signal is very low in the mix, but CPG Grey is absolutely top of the pile when it comes to insightful factual vids.
[10:23:41] <crutchy> i'm a fan of peter schiff. he's a windbag narcissist, but he knows economics
[10:23:44] <xhedit> boru
[10:23:46] <xhedit> this? https://www.youtube.com
[10:23:54] <exec> └─ 13Four Dimensional Maths: Things to See and Hear in the Fourth Dimension with Matt Parker - YouTube
[10:24:32] <FatPhil> I saw one of his vids the other day and thought "this is the worst one you've ever made!!!! you're only about 85% right!!!!" However, as I was explaining it to my g/f, I realised that he'd presented it for a US audience, and thus was missing things a Brit might introduce into the discussion.
[10:24:49] <xhedit> worth watching if so?
[10:25:09] <xhedit> i'm only gonna watch an hour of 3d slices of 4d objects if someone tells me it's good..
[10:25:28] <crutchy> FatPhil, he waffles on a lot about the same shit so it gets boring pretty quick. the good (and funny) vids are the "peter schiff was right" vids from 2005-2006
[10:25:50] <crutchy> i think there's also 2009 version
[10:25:57] <xhedit> CPG grey is pretty good
[10:26:10] <FatPhil> my comment was about CPG Grey, for reference. I'll google schiff...
[10:26:35] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[10:26:37] <exec> └─ 13Peter Schiff was Right (2006-2007 Edition) - YouTube
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[10:28:43] <boru> xhedit; yeah, it's pretty shallow in terms of theory, but it's entertaining.
[10:29:13] <boru> The RI lectures are strictly pop sci, really.
[10:29:26] <xhedit> that's okay, i'm a shite mathematician
[10:29:55] <boru> The bit about 4D Mobius strips is pretty neat.
[10:30:20] <xhedit> all i know is.. klein bottles self intersect
[10:30:26] <boru> Aye.
[10:30:42] <boru> A Klein bottle is a three dimensional projection.
[10:31:37] <FatPhil> in the 4th dimension klein bottles don't self-intersect any more than a gordian knot does in 3.
[10:32:56] <xhedit> in 4d it's more like a .. really warped plane/sheet iirc
[10:33:13] <xhedit> i dunno, i didn't take any topology courses.
[10:33:25] <FatPhil> my god, that schiff video is a real eye-opener.
[10:34:12] <FatPhil> I love the way that fox's renta-gobs are laughing at the stupidity of what he's saying.
[10:34:38] <xhedit> that video is like 72p
[10:36:02] <FatPhil> yeah, looks like "real video" from win 3.x days
[10:46:33] <FatPhil> no talk of politics for nearly half an hour, this will not do! https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[10:46:57] <xhedit> https://i.imgur.com
[10:47:28] <boru> Roman surfaces and real projective planes are also a bit peculiar, if you want more reading material.
[10:47:34] <FatPhil> :)
[10:48:05] <boru> Ugh, a crapintosh. respect--
[10:57:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GitHub Open-Sources Its Tool to Track and Preview Puppet Changes - http://sylnt.us - better-tools
[11:05:13] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[11:05:15] <exec> └─ 13Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow: The Fight Continues - YouTube
[11:05:16] <chromas> :D
[11:05:46] <xhedit> not watching anita, even for tears...
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[11:10:21] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:10:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3009
[11:15:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:15:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3010
[11:15:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Bytram, jasassin
[11:16:26] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: mornin.
[11:16:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, NCommander
[11:19:30] <Bytram> ~api m=stories op=latest
[11:19:32] <exec> soylentnews.org/api.pl?m=stories&op=latest
[11:19:32] <exec> 02{"RTFM":"http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/ApiDocs"}
[11:19:39] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: ^^^
[11:19:42] <Bytram> ???
[11:20:53] <Bytram> ~api m=stories op=latest limit=1
[11:20:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~api m=story op=latest
[11:20:55] <exec> soylentnews.org/api.pl?m=stories&op=latest&limit=1
[11:20:56] <exec> 02{"RTFM":"http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/ApiDocs"}
[11:20:56] <exec> soylentnews.org/api.pl?m=story&op=latest
[11:20:57] <exec> 02"no such topic: "
[11:21:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> story not stories
[11:21:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~api m=story op=latest limit=1
[11:21:50] <exec> soylentnews.org/api.pl?m=story&op=latest&limit=1
[11:21:50] <exec> 02"no such topic: "
[11:21:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~api m=story op=latest limit=1 /title
[11:21:59] <exec> soylentnews.org/api.pl?m=story&op=latest&limit=1
[11:22:00] <exec> 02no such topic:
[11:22:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[11:22:06] <Bytram> zactly.
[11:22:47] <Bytram> sorry to start your day with a headache!
[11:22:52] <Bytram> and, premeptively:
[11:22:55] <Bytram> ~blame
[11:22:56] * exec points at Bytram
[11:23:19] * TheMightyBuzzard nods at exec
[11:24:03] * Bytram nods, knowingly
[11:25:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, gonna hafta just stay broken for a bit
[11:25:37] <Bytram> any guesses as to what/when/why it got borked?
[11:26:48] <Bytram> #fite weeds
[11:26:48] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:26:55] <MrPlow> weeds falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[11:27:23] * Bytram is surprised he actually won one
[11:27:28] <Bytram> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[11:27:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:27:39] <MrPlow> Bytram falls broken at AndyTheAbsurd's feet.
[11:28:10] <Bytram> And that's that. Again.
[11:38:23] <Bytram> ~api m=story op=single sid=832 /dept
[11:38:25] <exec> soylentnews.org/api.pl?m=story&op=single&sid=832
[11:38:25] <exec> 02Circle-of-Life
[11:38:34] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: ^^^
[11:38:49] <Bytram> looks like it's not entirely borked
[11:40:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it can stay borked until i get some coffee down me
[11:40:18] <Bytram> ~api m=story op=pending
[11:40:20] <exec> soylentnews.org/api.pl?m=story&op=pending
[11:40:20] <exec> 02{"pending_stories":[{"submitter":"1","primaryskid":"1","title":"Software Vendor MYOB Encourages Users to Upgrade Microsoft Software","time":"11/11 00:48"},{"title":"Debian GNU/Linux 9 \"Stretch\" will Drop Support for PowerPC","time":"11/10 23:20","primaryskid":"1","submitter":"1"},{"title":"Trump Tapped the Viral Anger Over H-1B Use","time":"11/10 21:45","primaryskid":"1","submitter":"552"},{"submitter":"552","primaryskid":"1","title":"America Has
[11:40:31] <Bytram> =)
[11:45:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye flipping gods but coffee just ain't working today
[11:46:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, i take drugs. i should do that.
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[11:46:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt nofx drugs are good
[11:46:36] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
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[11:50:59] <Bytram> coffee++ (afk biab)
[11:50:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3011
[12:12:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[12:12:50] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[12:13:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite boru
[12:13:38] <MrPlow> I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[12:13:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:13:38] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[12:13:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, forgot a return looks like
[12:14:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[12:14:45] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[12:15:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite boru
[12:15:44] <MrPlow> I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[12:15:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar
[12:18:08] <FatPhil> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[12:18:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:18:08] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[12:24:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[12:24:18] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[12:24:26] * TheMightyBuzzard tips his had to FatPhil
[12:24:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> carry on, young warrior
[12:26:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - iRobot Says 20 Percent of the World’s Vacuums Are Now Robots - http://sylnt.us - when-a-business-sucks-and-it's-a-good-thing
[12:29:11] <Bytram> #fite Mayonaise
[12:29:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:29:20] <MrPlow> Mayonaise falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[12:29:34] <Bytram> so, there's the token win... and then...
[12:29:37] <Bytram> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[12:29:37] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:29:45] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[12:29:58] <Bytram> I won TWO?
[12:31:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, okay, i can create a scoreboard file in sylnt.us's rootdir and make it writeable by MrPlow then have him give out that link instead of spouting scoreboard lines out at one a second.
[12:32:07] <Bytram> that would make sense
[12:32:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> less spam, less wait time.
[12:32:50] <Bytram> #fite Pigeonburger
[12:32:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:32:57] <MrPlow> Bytram falls broken at Pigeonburger's feet.
[12:33:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> you musta been mostly dead already
[12:33:16] <Bytram> and... that's that.
[12:33:28] <Bytram> hmmm
[12:33:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> but he did crit on yas
[12:33:43] <Bytram> do my hitpoints accumulate over time?
[12:33:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, up to 16 damage
[12:34:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> hp = level + 10 starting out and you currently get healed for 10hp after each fight.
[12:34:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is technically a leftover from when you got 10hp per level up
[12:35:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> really you should only be getting 1hp if you win the fite to account for your new level
[12:35:33] <Bytram> please 'splain "he did crit on yas" ...
[12:35:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> crit = critical hit = double damage that happens five percent of the time
[12:38:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, source adjusted. next build you'll only get one hp after leveling up instead of ten.
[12:41:39] <Bytram> and how would I know he did a "crit" hit?
[12:42:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> "smites the everlovin crap out of"
[12:43:17] <Bytram> oh! And how was I *ever* to know that? Do you have a translation somewhere?
[12:43:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. there's only hits, misses, and crits to worry about. the other two are easy to spot.
[12:44:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it don't really matter anyway. it's not like you can effect the outcome.
[12:44:36] <xhedit> considering this is an rpg, maybe show the actual damage in the fite log
[12:44:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> could i spose
[12:44:57] <xhedit> you could append it (-5 hp) or something
[12:46:29] <Bytram> xhedit++ that's what I'm asking for; or at least: #smite info
[12:46:29] <Bender> karma - xhedit: 3
[12:47:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> xhedit, was doing that as you typed it
[12:47:44] <xhedit> #fite Aphrodite
[12:47:44] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:48:02] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[12:48:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... may have the good fairy enchant weapons/armor when she revives everyone. after i move the scoreboard though.
[12:49:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[12:49:05] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:49:17] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:49:23] <cmn32480> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:49:24] <exec> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:49:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:49:45] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:49:59] <xhedit> must have had some good crits, cmn32480
[12:50:10] <xhedit> i did a bunch to you to no effect
[12:50:17] <cmn32480> don't mess with the CoC of Conformity!
[12:50:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, cmn32480 snuck up and got above ya in level
[12:50:39] <xhedit> i snuck back up
[12:50:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, okay
[12:51:06] <cmn32480> so he did...
[12:51:23] * cmn32480 waits impatiently for tyhe good fairy
[12:51:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, most of my wins the past few days have been other people attacking me
[12:51:52] <cmn32480> so have many of your losses!
[12:51:54] * cmn32480 snickers
[12:51:54] <Bytram> break time; laters
[12:52:05] * Bytram goes to get a snickers bar
[12:52:06] <Bytram> ;)
[12:52:48] * cmn32480 waits for the 50k label job to spool.....
[12:52:55] * cmn32480 takes a nap
[12:53:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[12:54:05] <cmn32480> you are not allowed to cuddle with me for my Nap TheMightyBuzzard
[12:55:39] <FatPhil> waaaaat??!?!?!? no politics for at least half an hour, what's wrong with you folk? https://youtu.be
[12:55:41] <exec> └─ 13RIGGED!!! | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee | TBS - YouTube
[12:55:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> just as well. too early for a nap and i need to get the trash out.
[12:56:04] * cmn32480 tosses TMB the SN bulldozer keys
[12:56:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, Full Frontal and she has clothes on? false advertising.
[12:57:08] <FatPhil> she's no spring chicken, be careful what you ask for, you might get it.
[12:57:16] <xhedit> i don't want to see her full frontal
[12:57:34] <FatPhil> oh noes, we're body shaming!
[12:57:44] <FatPhil> I've just triggerd myself!
[12:57:56] * cmn32480 hands FatPhil a tissue
[12:58:05] <xhedit> god forbid i don't want to see old lady vag
[12:58:21] <cmn32480> it sin't old.. it's experienced
[12:58:27] * FatPhil mans up
[12:58:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, neither am i.
[12:59:03] <xhedit> i think the terminology you are looking for is "all beat up to fuck"
[12:59:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i been chasin 30+ women since i was 16
[12:59:12] <FatPhil> youtube.com/watch?v=Cmt7rSNI5I8
[12:59:57] <cmn32480> God says to Adam "Where's Eve?"
[13:00:05] <cmn32480> Adam Replies "Bathing in the river"
[13:00:16] * TheMightyBuzzard laffs
[13:00:16] <cmn32480> God says "Damnit.. now I'll never get that smell out of the fish
[13:00:49] <Bytram> http://www.cs.uni.edu
[13:00:51] <exec> └─ 13Knowing and Doing: October 2016 Archives
[13:01:11] <Bytram> ^^^ "How to Write Code That Doesn't Get in the Way"
[13:01:24] <Bytram> http://programmingisterrible.com
[13:01:25] <exec> └─ 13Write code that is easy to delete, not easy to... — programming is terrible
[13:02:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:02:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:02:45] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 195
[13:18:47] <chromas> https://s20.postimg.org
[13:19:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice
[13:22:26] <cmn32480> I'd have thought that eye woudl be brown
[13:29:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends on what they ate i suppose
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[13:36:32] <chromas> browneyes of color
[13:43:25] <cmn32480> das racis!
[13:57:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Find Path for Light Through Opaque Materials - http://sylnt.us - flesh-light
[14:01:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[14:01:00] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[14:01:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #fite
[14:01:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[14:01:24] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[14:01:31] <cmn32480> #join #editorial
[14:02:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[14:02:13] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[14:02:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[14:02:16] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[14:02:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> good, workin just fine
[14:04:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> scoreboard is not self-updating. #fitectl scoreboard updates it.
[14:04:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> on the grounds of why the hell should it get updated if nobody wants to see it
[14:08:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> woah, hey, tomorrow's veterans day. i utterly forgot and i AM a veteran.
[14:09:21] <boru> You're an animal doctor?
[14:10:48] <xhedit> #fite cmn32480
[14:10:48] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:11:15] <cmn32480> what'd I do?
[14:11:36] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[14:11:59] <xhedit> #fitectl scoreboard
[14:11:59] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[14:12:01] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard, what is the (#) at the end of the lines?
[14:12:07] <cmn32480> hp left?
[14:12:14] <cmn32480> ~say fite xhedit
[14:12:15] <exec> fite xhedit
[14:12:17] <xhedit> damage
[14:12:18] <cmn32480> ~say #fite xhedit
[14:12:20] <exec> #fite xhedit
[14:12:20] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:12:22] <MrPlow> xhedit falls broken at exec's feet.
[14:12:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, there's labels at the top of the table
[14:12:57] * boru adds '~say' too...
[14:12:57] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - I was looking at the fite output
[14:13:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, how much that hit was for
[14:13:17] <cmn32480> ahh
[14:13:32] <xhedit> #fitectl scoreboard
[14:13:32] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[14:13:35] <xhedit> for existing
[14:13:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> twas requested by mr xhedit there
[14:14:05] <cmn32480> is a good idear
[14:14:21] <cmn32480> I thoguht it might be hp left
[14:14:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, been prefixing all the fite spam with #fite so it don't annoy ya. also, you're blacklisted and removed from the db.
[14:14:56] <xhedit> #fite boru
[14:14:56] <MrPlow> I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[14:15:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> doh, missed one
[14:15:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite xhedit
[14:15:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:15:11] <MrPlow> xhedit's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[14:16:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> adding a #fite to the front of the blacklisted message
[14:16:53] <boru> TMB; sheesh, you've been busy. Thanks for the heads up.
[14:16:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[14:17:21] <boru> Missing a few of them, but the spam is less, but I can live with that.
[14:17:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyone else wants on the blacklist you gotta request it to me. it's currently hardcoded cause i'm lazy.
[14:17:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, the already dead msg
[14:18:22] * boru waves the log prefix stick
[14:19:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> building a fixed version. should prefix all fite-related stuff
[14:20:07] <boru> I only wish I were so productive this week...
[14:20:09] * cmn32480 wishes that boru woudl add leaves to his stick to create a breeze
[14:20:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, was only like 2-3 lines of changes
[14:20:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[14:20:41] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[14:21:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be all good now
[14:21:44] <boru> Excellent. Thanks man.
[14:21:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[14:22:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, i missed my 8:00 smoke playin around with the bot
[14:22:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:22:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:22:41] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 196
[14:29:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, i should goodfairy cause the timer got reset when i updated MrPlow
[14:29:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[14:29:46] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[14:30:12] <cmn32480> shoudln't mrplw goodfairy when he resets automatically?
[14:30:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> shaddup
[14:30:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i already fixed him too many times today
[14:31:18] * cmn32480 refuses to shaddap like a millenial protesting Trump after the election
[14:31:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> sides, goodfairy requires a channel to output the "okay, i did it" line
[14:32:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> which don't exist at startup
[14:32:27] <cmn32480> 15 second post startup timer
[14:32:46] <cmn32480> and when is he gonna be multi threaded to handle more than 1 fite at a time?
[14:32:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly next update
[14:33:07] <cmn32480> so tomorrow
[14:33:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> but he won't handle more than one fite at a time. you'll just be able to use other commands while a fite is going on
[14:34:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas by design so i don't gotta write extra code to keep people from fighting two people at the same time or two people from fighting the same person at once.
[14:36:34] <cmn32480> understood
[14:38:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[14:38:09] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High 66F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: A few clouds early, otherwise mostly sunny. High 68F. Winds NNW at 5 to 10 mph.
[14:38:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... that could be fishin weather
[14:38:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially for my boat since it gets blowed around so easily
[14:43:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> must've been a democrat: http://www.nbcsandiego.com
[14:44:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~titles on
[14:44:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~title on
[14:44:28] <exec> titles already enabled for 10#Soylent
[14:44:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> why'd you miss that nbcsandeigo.com one then, dingus bot?
[14:45:00] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: IIUC, you already have a table with data for each opponent; could add a field, fighting_now == TRUE / FALSE which you set on entry to a fite and reset on exit; only allow a fite when fighting_now == FALSE for both opponents
[14:45:31] <Bytram> =)
[14:45:46] <Bytram> #Fite Mayonaise
[14:45:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> gratuitous db alteration for a feature i'm not keen on
[14:45:56] <Bytram> just an idea
[14:45:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> and extra db calls
[14:46:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, it's doable. i just don't wanna.
[14:46:15] <Bytram> at some point, I could see fites becoming serialized due to lack of 'ring time'
[14:46:22] <Bytram> nodnod
[14:46:28] <Bytram> #fite Mayonaise
[14:46:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:46:39] <MrPlow> #fite Mayonaise falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[14:46:51] <chromas> don't need locks on the fighting. let us gang up on each other :D
[14:46:55] <Bytram> #fitectl status
[14:46:55] <MrPlow> Bytram level: 4, hp: 14, weapon: 'Sting', armor: 'Mithril'
[14:47:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, we'd hafta have a LOT more active irc users than we do currently for that to be a worry
[14:47:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> crap, i missed one
[14:47:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw it, it can stay missed for now.
[14:47:46] <Bytram> not really; each time the good fairy comes along, there is a likelihood for a sudden surge of fiters
[14:48:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm, yeah
[14:48:18] <Bytram> like how a network gets crushed in the AM when everyone shows up at work and boots their PC at the same time.
[14:48:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> hur hur hur
[14:49:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i lurve how soros and co are bussing people in to make the protests bigger n more violent
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[14:50:01] <Bytram> #fite SoyCow7975
[14:50:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:50:08] <MrPlow> #fite SoyCow7975 falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[14:50:19] <Bytram> #fitectl status
[14:50:19] <MrPlow> Bytram level: 5, hp: 3, weapon: 'Sting', armor: 'Mithril'
[14:50:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> why you wanna abuse innocent cows, Bytram?
[14:50:29] <xhedit> race conditions would actually be amusing here imo
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[14:52:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't actually have race conditions on fites. i'd have to go out of my way to make that happen since only the output of a fite is gonna be in a new thread.
[14:52:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[14:53:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> could however have instances where fite output is still being posted and you call status to see if you won or not
[14:53:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna hafta do something about that
[14:54:30] <Bytram> #fitectl status
[14:54:30] <MrPlow> Bytram level: 5, hp: 3, weapon: 'Sting', armor: 'Mithril'
[14:55:57] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[14:56:00] <Bytram|away> #fite Mayonaise
[14:56:00] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:56:00] <MrPlow> #fite Mayonaise's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[14:56:00] <Bytram|away> #fitectl status
[14:56:00] <MrPlow> Bytram|away level: 1, hp: 11, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[14:56:03] <Bytram|away> #fitectl status
[14:56:03] <MrPlow> Bytram|away level: 1, hp: 11, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[14:56:03] <Bytram|away> #fitectl status
[14:56:03] <MrPlow> Bytram|away level: 1, hp: 11, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[14:56:04] <Bytram|away> #fitectl status
[14:56:04] <MrPlow> Bytram|away level: 1, hp: 11, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[14:56:04] <Bytram|away> #fitectl status
[14:56:04] <MrPlow> Bytram|away level: 1, hp: 11, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[14:56:26] <Bytram|away> #fite Runaway1956
[14:56:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:56:27] <Bytram|away> #fitectl status
[14:56:28] <Bytram|away> #fitectl status
[14:56:29] <Bytram|away> #fitectl status
[14:56:29] <Bytram|away> #fitectl status
[14:56:29] <Bytram|away> #fitectl status
[14:56:38] <MrPlow> Runaway1956 falls broken at Bytram|away's feet.
[14:56:38] <MrPlow> Bytram|away level: 2, hp: 8, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[14:56:38] <MrPlow> Bytram|away level: 2, hp: 8, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[14:56:38] <MrPlow> Bytram|away level: 2, hp: 8, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[14:56:38] <MrPlow> Bytram|away level: 2, hp: 8, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[14:56:38] <MrPlow> Bytram|away level: 2, hp: 8, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[14:56:57] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[14:57:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Bytram
[14:57:03] * MrPlow smakes Bytram upside the head with white privilege
[14:57:09] <Bytram> seems to have handled it okay. =)
[14:57:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, right now, yeah. given multithreaded output, not unless i change some stuff.
[14:57:43] <Bytram> oh? Yeah, right.
[14:58:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll disable all fitectl stuff while a fite is going on as well
[14:58:42] <Bytram> so, we can DDoS status if we fite enough?
[14:59:12] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: sorry. Seem to have my QA hat on too tight this am; I apologize
[14:59:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp. irc server just drops any messages over a certain rate.
[14:59:39] <Bytram> nice
[14:59:46] <boru> Or send all of the traffic to #fite, perhaps.
[14:59:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is why output is currently delayed
[15:00:07] <Bytram> by irc server, you mean on SN, right?
[15:00:12] <Bytram> not your bot
[15:00:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[15:00:42] <chromas> the bot should output json so you can fit moar strings per message
[15:00:48] <chromas> then we just have to decode it with client scripts
[15:01:11] <FatPhil> JSON wrapped up in XML
[15:01:12] <chromas> or compress & base64 it
[15:01:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not hand-rolling json for you =P
[15:02:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> how bout just uuencode it?
[15:02:31] <FatPhil> Ooooh, I just got selected in my company to (volunteer to) work in an IETF task force that's something vaguely related to JSON
[15:03:11] <FatPhil> So I might have to get a visa and travel to Trumpistan next year :o
[15:03:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool. tell em to stop making me escape so many characters.
[15:03:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty. i'll keep ya a beer cold.
[15:04:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, 9:00 smoke break time and pondering of going fishing
[15:04:33] <cmn32480> take this job and shove it.
[15:04:40] <Bytram> time for food for me... may be biab
[15:05:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt take this job and shove it
[15:05:18] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[15:14:50] <Bytram> #submit http://news.fsu.edu
[15:14:52] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:14:52] <exec> └─ 13National MagLab racks up new world record with hybrid magnet - Florida State University News
[15:15:18] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:35:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Adidas: Making a 1M Pairs of its Much-Anticipated Sneakers from Recycled Ocean Plastic - http://sylnt.us - turning-a-problem-into-a-resource
[15:36:34] <chromas> Throw your current sneakers into the ocean and buy these new ones!
[15:45:47] <FatPhil> If you're reading a supposedly numerate paper, and come across an expression A = (horrible-expression)^-1 / ((horrible-expression)^-1 + (nasty-expression)^-1), do you think "they've deliberately overcomplicated things, I think they're trying to hide bullshit, no point reading any further"?
[15:46:55] <Bytram> FatPhil: do the math and draw your conclusion from that, but definitely go in with both eyes WIDE open.
[15:48:58] <FatPhil> well, I did the simplification in my head, as I'm mathematically inclined, but I just feel like they're either stupid or trying to bamboozle. EIther way, the tab's now closed.
[15:49:15] <Bytram> is not pretty THAT is for sure.
[15:49:28] <cmn32480> #yt take this job and shove it office space
[15:49:28] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[15:49:42] <Bytram> a/b/c ==? (c*a/b) right?
[15:52:56] <FatPhil> Bytram: the more popular convention is left-associativity for /, and so it's (a/b)/c, so a/(b*c)
[15:53:44] <Bytram> urg.
[15:56:02] <Bytram> hmmm. ok
[15:56:09] <cmn32480> ~weather
[15:56:11] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 54°F / 12°C, sunny, wind NW at 11 mph, humidity 43% - Thursday sunny (49°F:61°F / 9°C:16°C), Friday mostly sunny (38°F:62°F / 3°C:17°C), Saturday sunny (37°F:53°F / 3°C:12°C), Sunday sunny (38°F:60°F / 3°C:16°C)
[15:56:12] <Bytram> 1/2/3 == (1/2) / 3 == 1/6
[16:06:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Adidas: Making One Million Pairs of its Much-Anticipated Sneakers from Recycled Ocean Plastic - http://sylnt.us - turning-a-problem-into-a-resource
[16:07:19] <cmn32480> #yt My Adidas
[16:07:19] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[16:07:33] <cmn32480> ~unignore MrPlow
[16:07:33] <exec> exec set to listen to MrPlow
[16:07:38] <cmn32480> #yt My Adidas
[16:07:38] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[16:07:41] <exec> └─ 13RUN-DMC - My Adidas - YouTube
[16:07:45] <cmn32480> better
[16:13:32] <Bytram> nap time... laters
[16:13:42] <chromas> http://i.imgur.com
[16:13:43] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[16:18:00] <FatPhil> christ, the amount of respect I have for Run DMC has just nosedived. I didn't think that would be possible.
[16:19:24] <chromas> are they protesting too?
[16:20:00] <cmn32480> prolly
[17:04:10] <mechanicjay> Hot damn, the election thread has a good shot to become our #1 commented thread:
[17:04:11] <mechanicjay> https://soylentnews.org
[17:04:15] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews: Hall of Fame
[17:04:36] <cmn32480> it was at 419 this morning...
[17:04:47] <cmn32480> commenting has certainly slowed since it wne tlive
[17:06:26] <mechanicjay> I think it's probably just momentum of replies at this point since it's now fallen off the front-page
[17:06:34] <cmn32480> likely
[17:06:45] * cmn32480 fires up is keyboard to push it over the top
[17:06:52] <cmn32480> I kid I kid
[17:06:59] <mechanicjay> I'd definitely love to have a "Hot threads" side-bar so actively commented older stuff stays more visible.
[17:07:11] <mechanicjay> I need to go checkout the 100+ new comments since I visited the thread yeasterday.
[17:07:42] <cmn32480> lol
[17:08:02] <mechanicjay> It's really my only complaint about how slash works, once stuff falls off the front-page is just dies.
[17:08:20] <mechanicjay> /s/slash/rehash/g
[17:08:26] * cmn32480 points to TheMightyBuzzard to fix that shit
[17:08:52] <mechanicjay> There was some suggestion for that on the recent meta-story which I modded up, but did not chime in on.
[17:11:49] <cmn32480> Yeah, I saw them too
[17:12:56] <cmn32480> @425 now....
[17:15:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fast Bats and Fast Birds - http://sylnt.us - I-feeel-the-neeed-for-speeed
[17:24:40] <cmn32480> @427...
[17:24:47] <cmn32480> we gots ourselves a horserace!
[17:33:49] <cmn32480> the /. story on the election has 2700 comments... and the first several are -1 Troll
[17:45:32] -!- SoyGuest4361 has quit [Ping timeout: 244 seconds]
[18:27:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[18:27:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[18:28:03] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[18:30:38] <cmn32480> rats./.. was gonna fite aqu4
[18:31:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[18:31:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[18:31:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll take care of it for yas
[18:31:22] <MrPlow> aqu4 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[18:32:35] <cmn32480> thank you bot killer
[18:32:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> well there went a perfectly good website. gab.ai put up an eula to use the site. i've never agreed to one to use a website before and i'm not gonna start at my crotchety old age.
[18:33:37] <cmn32480> gab.ai smites the everlovin crap out of TheMightyBuzzard with a Useless EULA.
[18:33:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't, they're dead to me
[18:35:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, time for some nicotine then a nap
[18:45:25] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[18:46:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Takes Out Full-Page Ads to Apologise for the Note 7 - http://sylnt.us - too-little-too-late?
[19:05:37] <swiss> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[19:05:45] <swiss> exec never listens to me
[19:05:49] <swiss> #fite MrPlow
[19:05:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:05:56] <MrPlow> MrPlow falls broken at swiss's feet.
[19:06:01] <swiss> ha ha ha!
[19:07:05] <cmn32480> WOOT!
[19:07:13] <swiss> wut
[19:07:21] <cmn32480> swiss - I believe ~say is an admin function only
[19:07:33] <janrinok> #fite swiss
[19:07:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:07:47] <MrPlow> janrinok falls broken at swiss's feet.
[19:08:02] <cmn32480> ~nelson janrinok
[19:08:04] <exec> 03janrinok: HA! HA!
[19:08:14] <swiss> yessssssss
[19:08:28] <swiss> ~nelson #fite
[19:08:29] <exec> 03#fite: HA! HA!
[19:09:01] <cmn32480> lol
[19:09:09] <cmn32480> ~list
[19:09:09] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~lock ~unlock
[19:09:09] <exec> ~! ~addr ~api ~arthur ~aur ~bday ~butt ~calc ~cat ~cd ~cid ~comments ~confucius ~convert ~count ~cowsay ~deb ~define ~define-add ~define-count ~define-delete ~define-sources ~devs ~eds ~exec-issue ~execfs ~fah ~filter ~filth ~first ~forex ~fortune ~g ~g'day ~g'night ~gday ~get ~github-add ~github-del ~github-list ~gnight ~google ~grab ~header ~header-login ~help ~isup ~jisho ~last ~link ~links ~location ~log ~ls ~md ~mkdir ~moo ~nyse ~openthepodbaydoors
[19:09:09] <exec> ~perl6 ~php ~queue ~quickpoll ~quote ~rainbow ~random ~rd ~rehash-issue ~remind ~rmdir ~romajidesu ~rps ~scramble ~sed ~seen ~set ~shorten ~sizeof ~sneak ~sneak-server ~staff ~stash ~story-search ~submit ~suggest ~suggest-api ~suggest-exec ~suggest-rss ~tell ~time ~time-add ~time-del ~time-prefs ~title ~trans ~translate ~translate-sl ~uid ~unset ~unstash ~up ~vote ~weather ~weather-add ~weather-del ~weather-old ~weather-prefs ~welcome ~wget ~youtube ~yt
[19:09:31] * cmn32480 thinks that list needs an update.. macros aren't in it
[19:09:37] <cmn32480> ~macro
[19:09:38] <exec> 02 syntax to add: ~macro <trigger> <chanlist> PRIVMSG|INTERNAL <command_template>
[19:09:39] <exec> 02 syntax to delete: ~macro <trigger> -
[19:13:56] <swiss> ~!
[19:13:57] <exec> syntax to search: ~! %search%, set: ~! %id% %content%, delete: ~! %id% -
[19:13:58] <exec> %id% can't contain pipe (|) character or contain spaces, but %content% can, %search% is a regexp pattern
[19:13:58] <exec> will return a list of one or more %id% => %content% if %search% matches either %id% or %content%
[19:14:07] <swiss> ~openthepodbaydoors
[19:14:08] <exec> Hear about...
[19:14:08] <exec> the drunken midget who walked into a home for girls and kissed
[19:14:08] <exec> everybody in the joint?
[19:14:16] <swiss> what
[19:14:21] <swiss> what does that even mean
[19:14:50] <cmn32480> NFI
[19:15:05] <cmn32480> ~confucius
[19:15:07] <exec> Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.
[19:15:46] <cmn32480> exec does a lotta stuff
[19:15:58] <cmn32480> mostly useless stuff.. but a lot
[19:58:37] -!- exec has quit [Quit: dafuq]
[19:58:55] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
[20:06:02] -!- exec [exec!~exec@23.24.kp.ip] has joined #Soylent
[20:06:03] -!- exec has quit [Changing host]
[20:06:03] -!- exec [exec!~exec@crutchys.brothel] has joined #Soylent
[20:15:04] <cmn32480> ~weather
[20:15:06] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 60°F / 16°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 12 mph, humidity 36% - Thursday partly cloudy (49°F:60°F / 9°C:16°C), Friday mostly sunny (38°F:63°F / 3°C:17°C), Saturday sunny (38°F:53°F / 3°C:12°C), Sunday sunny (37°F:60°F / 3°C:16°C)
[20:17:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - America Has Never Had So Much TV — Even Hollywood is Overwhelmed - http://sylnt.us - acting-up
[20:27:18] <cmn32480> #smake ubuntu
[20:27:18] * MrPlow smakes ubuntu upside the head with a creampuff
[20:29:26] <swiss> TIL Soros funded Van Jones
[20:29:43] * cmn32480 contaons his surprise
[20:39:27] <cmn32480> ~quit
[20:39:29] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (64.8 kb)
[20:39:31] -!- exec has quit [Quit: dafuq]
[20:43:35] -!- exec [exec!~exec@23.24.kp.ip] has joined #Soylent
[20:43:35] -!- exec has quit [Changing host]
[20:43:35] -!- exec [exec!~exec@crutchys.brothel] has joined #Soylent
[20:44:00] <cmn32480> ~weather
[20:44:02] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 60°F / 16°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 11 mph, humidity 36% - Thursday clear with periodic clouds (49°F:60°F / 9°C:16°C), Friday mostly sunny (38°F:63°F / 3°C:17°C), Saturday sunny (38°F:53°F / 3°C:12°C), Sunday sunny (37°F:60°F / 3°C:16°C)
[21:51:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[21:51:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[21:51:58] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[21:52:10] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[21:52:48] <cmn32480> obviously you borked the bot on reset
[21:54:34] <cmn32480> #fite MrPlow
[21:54:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[21:54:34] <MrPlow> #fite How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[21:55:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trump Tapped the Viral Anger Over H-1B Use - http://sylnt.us - revenge-of-the-nerds?
[21:58:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[21:58:25] * exec points at Bytram
[22:00:47] <chromas> ~blame Canada
[22:00:48] * exec points at Bytram
[22:02:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.engadget.com
[22:02:32] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[22:02:33] <exec> └─ 13Browser add-on caught selling identifiable web histories
[22:02:57] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[22:02:59] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews Submissions
[22:03:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec, you need to keep a bots list and have mrplow on it
[22:03:33] <cmn32480> ~ignore MrPlow
[22:03:33] <exec> exec set to ignore MrPlow
[22:03:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> that should do
[22:03:59] <cmn32480> I was playing with it earlier trying to figure out why the #yt links don't get titled
[22:04:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[22:04:20] <cmn32480> so we are damned if we do adn damned if we don't
[22:04:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, could just ignore ^Submission lines
[22:04:52] <cmn32480> dunno if exec has that ability or not
[22:05:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> make crutchy do it next time he's around. he ain't got nothin better to do.
[22:05:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, cept drink. he is austrailian
[22:05:55] <cmn32480> and fend off spiders as big as your head
[22:06:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> and little ones that can kill you quicker than the big ones
[22:06:54] <cmn32480> right
[22:07:17] <cmn32480> hmmm Dow surges today... Trump is president elect, no nuclear exchanges, and the world has yet to end...
[22:07:23] <cmn32480> sounds liek a decent day!
[22:07:47] <cmn32480> and I cleared 15GB of space on my work PC hard disk by copying stuff ot the network where it ought to be anyway
[22:08:08] <cmn32480> next up: clean out Install and Downloads directories
[22:08:29] <cmn32480> 37GB... prolly cut that in half
[22:10:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> stream your porn on work computers. only download it at home.
[22:10:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[22:10:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[22:10:39] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 197
[22:11:40] <cmn32480> but my NAS here is 10TB... the one at home is only 2!
[22:15:18] * cmn32480 goes home... later gator
[22:15:30] <cmn32480> #fite MrPlow
[22:15:30] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:15:30] <MrPlow> #fite How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[22:33:02] <xhedit> #fite MrPlow
[22:33:02] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:33:11] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[22:41:23] <xhedit> #fite Aphrodite
[22:41:23] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:41:29] <xhedit> #fite Loggie
[22:41:33] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[22:41:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:41:57] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[22:42:31] <xhedit> #fite aqu4
[22:42:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:42:33] <MrPlow> xhedit falls broken at aqu4's feet.
[22:42:42] <xhedit> Dang.
[23:02:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[23:02:44] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:02:57] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[23:03:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> YOU ARE AVENGED!
[23:25:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Debian GNU/Linux 9 "Stretch" will Drop Support for PowerPC - http://sylnt.us - one-fewer-architecture
[23:26:22] <FatPhil> An anagram from a friend of mine: "Donald Trump wins the election in America" = "Damn it, a moronic cunt. We're all in deep shit!"
[23:38:32] <mechanicjay> Trumps 1st 100-day plan: https://assets.donaldjtrump.com
[23:39:04] <mechanicjay> There's actually some good stuff in there -- a lot of crap, but a few gems which might be worth the price of admission
[23:42:15] <swiss> If he can do his "drain the swamp" shit, it'll be good
[23:54:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> if he can do the drain the swamp shit it will be the best thing to happen in washington since they illegalized slavery.
[23:58:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, smoke then cookin dinner time i think