#Soylent | Logs for 2016-11-08

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[00:05:37] <cmn32480> coolhand++
[00:05:37] <Bender> karma - coolhand: 14
[00:25:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trace Metal Recombination Centers Kill LED Efficiency - http://sylnt.us - dim-bulb
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[00:40:12] <Bytram|away> #fite Mayonaise
[00:40:12] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:40:23] <MrPlow> Mayonaise falls broken at Bytram|away's feet.
[00:40:46] <cmn32480> #fite Bytram|away
[00:40:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:40:55] <MrPlow> Bytram|away falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[00:41:49] <Bytram|away> cmn32480: why don't pick on someone your own size? Geesh! ;)
[00:42:02] <cmn32480> oh... and we get a day of MOI!
[00:42:03] <Bytram|away> #fitectl status
[00:42:03] <MrPlow> Bytram|away level: 1, hp: 0, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[00:48:05] <NCommander> !uid
[00:48:05] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6399, owned by xserseva
[00:48:48] <Bytram|away> cmn32480: well done!
[00:49:00] <Bytram|away> oh, and you might find this interesting: http://www.computerworld.com
[00:49:01] <exec> └─ 13AMD supports 5K video with new Radeon WX GPUs | Computerworld
[00:49:18] <Bytram|away> They are priced $399 to $799
[00:52:23] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[00:52:41] <Bytram> #fite pigeonburger
[00:52:41] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see pigeonburger
[00:52:47] <Bytram> #fite Pigeonburger
[00:52:47] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:52:57] <MrPlow> Pigeonburger falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[00:53:14] <Bytram> #fite diginet
[00:53:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:53:23] <MrPlow> Bytram falls broken at diginet's feet.
[00:53:39] <Bytram> #fitectl status
[00:53:39] <MrPlow> Bytram level: 3, hp: 0, weapon: 'Sting', armor: 'Mithril'
[00:59:29] <cmn32480> #fite aqu4
[00:59:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:59:42] <MrPlow> aqu4 falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[01:05:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[01:05:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:05:13] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[01:05:14] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[01:05:16] <exec> └─ 13RIP EarthLink, 1994–2016: From AOL killer to regional ISP's attic • The Register - 03http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/11/07/earthlink_1994_to_2016/
[01:05:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[01:05:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 37, hp: 44, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[01:05:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bender
[01:05:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:05:45] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[01:05:46] <exec> └─ 13Dial-up pioneer EarthLink still exists, and it’s merging with Windstream | Ars Technica
[01:05:47] <MrPlow> Bender falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[01:05:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[01:05:53] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 38, hp: 46, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[01:06:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Leebert
[01:06:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:06:20] <MrPlow> Leebert falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[01:06:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[01:06:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:06:47] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[01:06:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[01:06:53] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 40, hp: 52, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[01:07:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite xhedit
[01:07:02] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:07:11] <Bytram> http://www.washingtonpost.com
[01:07:12] <exec> └─ 13Quick fix for an early Internet problem lives on a quarter-century later | The Washington Post
[01:07:39] <MrPlow> xhedit falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[01:07:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[01:07:45] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 41, hp: 11, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[01:07:56] * TheMightyBuzzard crows victoriously
[01:09:50] <Bytram> http://threatpost.com
[01:09:55] <xhedit> jerk
[01:10:20] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[01:10:20] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:10:27] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[01:10:35] <cmn32480> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[01:10:36] <exec> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[01:10:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:10:46] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at exec's feet.
[01:10:58] <cmn32480> xhedit - you are avenged, good sir!
[01:11:08] <xhedit> xd
[01:11:47] <Bytram> http://www.innovations-report.com
[01:11:53] <exec> └─ 13Physics and Astronomy
[01:12:19] <Bytram> https://www.bloomberg.com
[01:13:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, i dunno if ima make it till bedtime. stupid DST
[01:14:05] <cmn32480> you'll get used to it
[01:14:13] <cmn32480> jsut don't nap again and you will be fine
[01:14:17] <cmn32480> just like jetlag
[01:14:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i like naps
[01:14:51] * cmn32480 has no argument with that flawless logic
[01:16:21] <Bytram> http://phys.org
[01:16:22] <exec> └─ 13Monster meteorite found in Texas
[01:16:36] <Bytram> maybe everything IS bigger there?
[01:16:52] <Bytram> afk biab
[01:20:59] * cmn32480 loves nights when he can practice his Chinese with only the sound of the fan for company
[01:24:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw it, ima just sleep more than 8h
[01:28:11] <cmn32480> you rebel!
[01:52:06] <xhedit> Needs moar goodfairy
[02:01:46] <Bytram> https://www.tesla.com
[02:01:48] <exec> └─ 13An Update to Our Supercharging Program | Tesla
[02:02:42] <chromas> http://store.steampowered.com
[02:02:44] <exec> └─ 13Campaign Clicker on Steam
[02:06:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Latest on the Crash of ESA's Schiaparelli Lander - http://sylnt.us - locate-the-black-box
[02:15:26] * chromas cuts broccoli, finds white styrofoam-looking stuff inside stems
[02:16:08] <chromas> Must be vegan broccoli
[02:30:08] <Bytram> maybe it was vegan styrofoam
[02:36:14] <Bytram> can't keep eyes open... calling it a note.
[02:37:04] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:56:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UKs Tesco Bank Hacked - http://sylnt.us - we-have-detected-a-potentially-fradulent-transaction
[04:29:52] <cmn32480> #fite swiss
[04:29:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:29:58] <cmn32480> #fite Bender
[04:30:05] <MrPlow> swiss falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[04:30:05] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:30:06] <cmn32480> #fite SirFinkus
[04:30:07] <MrPlow> Bender falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[04:30:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:30:13] <MrPlow> SirFinkus falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[04:30:17] <cmn32480> #fite cosurgi
[04:30:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:30:23] <cmn32480> #fite CoolHand
[04:30:27] <MrPlow> cosurgi falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[04:30:27] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:30:30] <cmn32480> #fite Deucalion
[04:30:42] <cmn32480> #fitectl status
[04:30:56] <MrPlow> CoolHand falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[04:30:56] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:31:06] <MrPlow> Deucalion falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[04:31:06] <MrPlow> cmn32480 level: 28, hp: 28, weapon: 'the CoC of Conformity', armor: 'Body Odor'
[04:34:49] <cmn32480> ~say #fite FatPhil
[04:34:50] <exec> #fite FatPhil
[04:34:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:35:00] <MrPlow> FatPhil falls broken at exec's feet.
[04:36:47] <cmn32480> ~say #fite boru
[04:36:49] <exec> #fite boru
[04:36:49] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:37:01] <MrPlow> boru falls broken at exec's feet.
[04:39:36] <xhedit> #fite Loggie
[04:39:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:39:42] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[04:39:59] <xhedit> #fite Aphrodite
[04:40:12] <NCommander> #fite xhedit
[04:40:17] <cmn32480> ~gnight Soylentboobs
[04:40:19] * exec cautiously deallocates a biodome of hold music from Soylentboobs
[04:40:31] <xhedit> night cmn
[04:40:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:40:39] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[04:40:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:41:22] <MrPlow> xhedit falls broken at NCommander's feet.
[04:41:54] <NCommander> xhedit, you have fallen. Eek you are dead :)
[04:41:59] <xhedit> TheMightyBuzzard: I think I noticed a bug. If you win a fight, your hp goes up by 10 (i guess a holdover from when you levelled up and got 10 extra hp?)
[04:42:17] <xhedit> Yeah, TMB and I got pwned by a db hacker or something ;)
[04:44:15] <NCommander> xhedit, he set me to 9000 cause of lol factor.
[04:44:40] <NCommander> #goodfairy
[04:44:49] <NCommander> appears the bot only listens to TheMightyBuzzard
[04:46:31] <xhedit> i need to learn how to design psus
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[05:28:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Here Comes a Once-in-a-Lifetime Supermoon - http://sylnt.us - was-that-a-horseman?
[05:46:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK's Tesco Bank Hacked - http://sylnt.us - we-have-detected-a-potentially-fradulent-transaction
[06:56:04] <SirFinkus> what a fucking day
[07:07:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Significant Bronze Age City Discovered in Northern Iraq - http://sylnt.us - before-they-ironed-out-the-kinks
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[07:45:59] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 18°C/64°F, 6:45 pm AEDT, Tuesday, 8 November 2016
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[08:35:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Suggests Sperm Count and Quality May be Heritable - http://sylnt.us - switching-to-boxers-doesn't-help
[10:16:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sharp Momentum Shift On Anti-Solar Amendment 1 In Florida - http://sylnt.us - stick-it-where-the-sun-don't-shine
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[11:02:21] * TheMightyBuzzard mourns the death of his coffee maker
[11:05:31] * TheMightyBuzzard celebrates the miracle that is his espresso maker
[11:05:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:05:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3001
[11:08:08] <boru> Upgrade?
[11:08:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, already had both but the regular coffee maker went tits up
[11:08:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> espresso is however an acceptable substitute
[11:08:56] <boru> Ah.
[11:15:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bender
[11:15:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:15:46] <MrPlow> Bender falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:15:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[11:15:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:16:00] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:16:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[11:16:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:16:26] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:16:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Leebert
[11:16:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:16:39] <MrPlow> Leebert falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:16:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[11:16:47] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 44, hp: 42, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[11:16:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[11:16:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:17:11] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:17:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[11:17:16] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 45, hp: 21, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[11:18:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite MrPlow
[11:18:04] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:18:13] <MrPlow> MrPlow falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:18:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[11:18:22] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 46, hp: 12, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[11:18:26] <chromas> For maximum #fite flood we need a #freeforall-type command
[11:18:36] <chromas> or teams. whatevers
[11:18:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[11:19:03] <chromas> soylent arena
[11:19:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[11:19:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:19:19] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at chromas's feet.
[11:19:25] * TheMightyBuzzard mourns himself
[11:19:42] <chromas> finally a +1 for chromas
[11:20:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> might could do a weekly battle royale
[11:21:35] <chromas> Are all the fite actions hard-coded?
[11:21:40] <chromas> All one of it?
[11:22:10] * chromas swings mightily
[11:22:27] <chromas> Oh no! We're not even using the #roll feature.
[11:32:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[11:32:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes
[11:32:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's only hit, crit, and miss
[11:38:41] <chromas> That just means we need a cylindrical die
[11:58:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Xubuntu 16.10 Yakkety Yak is a Big Improvement Over 16.04 - http://sylnt.us - less-suckage-than-the-last-time-around
[12:01:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> a one-sided die?
[12:04:15] <chromas> three
[12:04:39] <chromas> two flats, one curve
[12:04:42] <chromas> .mp4
[12:05:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, a one sided die would just be a ball
[12:05:39] <chromas> balls are great. it's like there's two but you only need one
[12:05:46] <chromas> one-sided and infinite-sided
[12:06:59] <chromas> You can mark it in a couple places and calculate two values based on its orientation. The values are fractions
[12:07:43] <chromas> #roll 1d1
[12:07:43] <MrPlow> pass 1: 1
[12:07:50] <chromas> [0..1]
[12:08:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[12:08:08] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with Perpetual Victim Complex
[12:08:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> quit trying to confuse me
[12:08:18] * chromas rolls .957775351313513514714734171641661875675432121481818
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[12:09:04] <weeds> It's morning
[12:09:08] <weeds> here
[12:09:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's morning everywhere. some people are just confused.
[12:09:43] * NCommander voted
[12:09:45] * NCommander can sleep now
[12:09:47] * NCommander sleeps
[12:10:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, yall hear janet reno will be voting clinton this year?
[12:10:32] <chromas> http://img.4plebs.org
[12:10:53] <chromas> looks like we're all set
[12:11:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i expect riots either tonight or tomorrow, no matter who wins.
[12:13:09] <chromas> So really, just dip into the #blm folder. That'll save some effort
[12:14:07] <chromas> While everyone else is out looting stores I can loot their car batteries for the ups
[12:15:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it's kinda sad that it'll be the same people rioting no matter who wins.
[12:15:28] <weeds> chromas: lol!
[12:16:07] <chromas> looters gonna loot
[12:16:17] <chromas> oh sorry, lootas. The "er" makes it racis
[12:17:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromer
[12:17:59] * chromas replaces himself with a nonsense generating bot trained on tumblr and 4chan
[12:21:00] <boru> When are the results supposed to come out?
[12:22:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> results get reported as voting locations close and finish their counts
[12:22:33] <chromas> >implying bots don't rape
[12:22:50] <boru> So, when will all of that be over?
[12:22:56] <Bytram|away> !uid
[12:22:56] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6399, owned by xserseva
[12:23:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> It'll be pretty much over once California polls close, but I'm not sure exactly when that is.
[12:23:25] <chromas> Never! After the voting we have to talk about the votes and what that means about murka
[12:23:42] <boru> It will never end, it seems.
[12:23:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> Alaska and Hawaii will have polls that close later but don't have the population to sway the election much unless it's very close.
[12:24:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> so basically: Don't expect to be over until sometime tomorrow, at best.
[12:24:13] <Bytram|away> well, there WAS an ellection a few years back when it was several *weeks* after the presidential election where we did not know the final outcome (see: chads, hanging)
[12:24:14] <boru> I sit down to read about the latest space news; headline "WHAT WILL CLINTON DO ABOUT SPACE???"
[12:24:23] <boru> It's just everywhere.
[12:24:27] <boru> I don't care for it.
[12:24:46] <Bytram|away> I'll be glad when the noise is over, too.
[12:24:47] * boru grumbles.
[12:24:52] <Bytram|away> gtg... have a great day everyone!
[12:24:54] <chromas> systemd
[12:25:00] <chromas> See there, subject changed
[12:25:00] <Bytram|away> emacs!
[12:25:11] <boru> Why don't _you_ have a great day?
[12:25:13] <Bytram|away> Han shot first!
[12:25:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> At worst, it won't be over until sometime in January, because if Trump loses (even by a massive margin) he'll probably file a lawsuit to force a recount; and if Clinton loses by a slim margin, she'll probably file a lawsuit to force a recount.
[12:25:21] <chromas> first and last
[12:25:27] <chromas> wasn't he the only shooter?
[12:25:48] <boru> There was another han solo on the grassy knoll.
[12:25:54] <Bytram|away> LOL!
[12:25:57] <boru> Han Duo.
[12:26:25] <chromas> the ol' second spitter hypothesis
[12:27:02] <boru> Actually, it was a Han Trio. They went on the road as a Mexican ballad band thereafter, and released three top ten hits.
[12:27:07] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[12:27:09] <exec> └─ 13Seinfeld - The Magic Loogie, Reconstructed - YouTube
[12:28:40] <boru> Pft, everywhere seems to be out of solderless Anderson powerpoles.
[12:29:07] <boru> I wonder if one could print the housing, and just add inserts.
[12:47:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder if my coffee maker going out on election day morning is a bad omen
[12:51:22] <boru> Probably a conspiracy; neutralise troublemakers by sabotaging their coffee makers. They'd never expected a True American such as yourself to own a girly mediterranian coffee aparatus as backup.
[12:51:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: If I were to interpret things as omens, I would say that it means the only way to keep your sanity is to spend all of today in bed without any source of news and just find out what happened tomorrow when it's all over (except the lawsuits).
[12:52:03] <boru> (And optional pit combat)
[12:52:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, nah, i got booze for sanity protection.
[13:13:39] <cmn32480> #fite Loggie
[13:13:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:13:46] <cmn32480> $fite aqu4
[13:13:48] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[13:14:12] <cmn32480> #fite aqu4
[13:14:12] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:14:19] <MrPlow> aqu4 falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[13:15:29] <cmn32480> #fite arti
[13:15:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:15:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh nice. an fbi agent suspected of leaking clinton emails just committed suicide. that's 47 suspicious deaths of clinton enemies for those keeping score.
[13:15:30] <boru> /ignore all #fite spam
[13:15:39] <MrPlow> arti falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[13:15:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> well friday not "just"
[13:15:53] <cmn32480> #fite Regurgitator
[13:15:53] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:15:58] <MrPlow> Regurgitator falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[13:16:09] <cmn32480> #fite Runaway1956
[13:16:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:16:13] <MrPlow> Runaway1956 falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[13:16:18] <cmn32480> #fite swiss
[13:16:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:16:23] <boru> I guess I can just silence MrPlow.
[13:16:25] <MrPlow> swiss falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[13:16:45] * cmn32480 never thought of that
[13:17:16] <cmn32480> #fite SirFinkus
[13:17:16] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:17:23] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at SirFinkus's feet.
[13:17:44] <cmn32480> well... I had a good run
[13:18:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i can get rid of the redirected spam message
[13:18:56] <boru> Oh, actually, I can make irssi /ignore '^#fite' too.
[13:19:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> or that
[13:19:25] <cmn32480> I'm looking inot that for hexchat too
[13:19:33] <cmn32480> turn off the sound
[13:19:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[13:20:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:20:13] <cmn32480> kill my bot so I will go away for 4 hours?
[13:20:41] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[13:21:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i just like killing bots
[13:21:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> and Leebert
[13:21:28] <cmn32480> jebus... NCs latest is up to 198 comments
[13:21:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[13:22:19] <boru> /ignore -regexp -pattern "^#fite" #soylent seems to have done it.
[13:22:28] <cmn32480> sure wish I knew what the new commetns were since the last time I was there...
[13:23:57] <cmn32480> does that ignore the whole line, or just silence it?
[13:24:41] <boru> Hmm?
[13:25:06] <cmn32480> the way I understand it, /ignore will drop the whole line and you will never see it
[13:25:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, switch the view to flat, newest first ignore threads
[13:25:22] <cmn32480> not jsut silence it so you don't get an alert
[13:25:28] <boru> Yes, that is what I wanted.
[13:25:57] <cmn32480> ahhh
[13:25:59] <cmn32480> understood
[13:26:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Techrights Turns 10 Years Old - http://sylnt.us - advocating-for-the-people
[13:28:42] <cmn32480> like everythgin else, this will die off in a short time frame
[13:36:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> roomie re the coffee maker breaking: god damnit! this really pisses me off! goddamned hillary! why'd the bitch wanna go and break a man's coffee pot?
[13:37:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> off to get some proper coffee now. watered down espresso is all fine and good but i want something that tastes mo betta
[13:38:22] * cmn32480 hands TMB a tissue adn a cup of DD
[13:43:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> DD = dunkin donuts, yeah?
[13:44:00] <cmn32480> yes
[13:44:06] <cmn32480> or the other kind if he prefers...
[13:44:09] <cmn32480> I'm flexible
[13:44:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't think being flexible will increase your bust size.
[13:44:33] <cmn32480> and it is all made up IRC stuff anyway.. so whatever interpretation you want is good
[13:44:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> dunkin donuts has much better donuts than Krispy Kreme
[13:44:54] <cmn32480> and coffee too
[13:44:56] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:44:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3002
[13:45:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> fuck Krispy Kreme, those things they sell aren't donuts.
[13:46:09] * boru takes notes, for if ever visiting the USA.
[13:47:42] <cmn32480> Vp just called me...
[13:47:54] <cmn32480> "My personal cell phone won't let me on the internet"
[13:48:11] <cmn32480> why woudl I care? you can probably do less damage to the company that way you technotard
[13:48:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> Was your response "It's your *personal* cell phone, call your carrier and have them get it sorted"?
[13:49:08] <cmn32480> I suggested he reboot the phone.... and then it hung up unexpectedly...
[13:49:33] <cmn32480> because he was calling me from it!
[13:50:16] <cmn32480> this is the same phone I kicked off the network yesterday when I got a couple hits form the monitoring software that it was doing some funky network scans
[13:55:31] <cmn32480> stupid isn't contagious is it?
[13:58:50] * boru chuckles.
[13:59:12] <cmn32480> boru - some days I really wonder
[14:00:00] <boru> "You can demonstrate a program to an executive, but you cannot make him computer literate"
[14:00:21] <cmn32480> an eloquently stated truth
[14:00:35] <boru> Book 7, The Tao of Programming.
[14:00:50] <boru> (Should be on every software engineer's shelf)
[14:00:58] <boru> Though I think it's now out of print, actually.
[14:01:12] <boru> The Zen of Programming isn't, though, oddly.
[14:01:22] * cmn32480 isnt' a programmer
[14:01:48] <boru> Well, there's something in there for anyone who works with computers in any capacity.
[14:01:57] <boru> I'm sure you'd appreciate the humour.
[14:02:12] <boru> In both books, that is.
[14:02:17] <cmn32480> understood
[14:02:26] * cmn32480 adds ti to the ever growing list of books he needs to read
[14:06:13] * cmn32480 thinks he might need to start firing people who can't seem to be careful when they do stuff
[14:06:15] <cmn32480> simple shit
[14:06:41] <cmn32480> the Customer folder, really ought to have their name spelled correctly
[14:07:41] <cmn32480> reports don't go out before the documented review process is complete
[14:08:04] <cmn32480> don't store shit on your local computer, put it on the network drive so it gets backed up!
[14:11:42] <cmn32480> I'm so tired of people
[14:24:35] <chromas> give him a blackberry
[14:24:37] <chromas> or win phone
[14:24:47] <chromas> there's no apps so that means minimal malware
[14:25:00] <boru> Give him a Note 7. Let chemistry solve your problem.
[14:26:40] * cmn32480 likes the NOte 7 idea
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[15:52:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't think my house/senate pick's gonna win. the incumbents was running unopposed so i wrote in Donald Duck.
[15:54:45] <cmn32480> good guess Kreskin.
[15:55:59] <cmn32480> elections like this are why we need a "None of the Above" option.
[15:57:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dongle Dilemma Provokes Apple Price Cut - http://sylnt.us - one-more-thing-to-lose
[16:01:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, troof.
[16:02:42] <weeds> cmn32480, and if he wins, the other candidates are out and we start over.
[16:02:54] <cmn32480> correct
[16:02:56] <weeds> "he" being "none of the above"
[16:03:18] <cmn32480> correct
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[16:12:07] <cmn32480> implementation of the "None of the Above" would need significant caveats as to how the process after happens. Like the next election has to happen within 90 days, other wise we end up with another 18 months of this crap and the current elected official gets to continue pushing their agenda in the interim.
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[16:23:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: there's already a gap between the election and the time the electee takes office, so the follow-up election would just have to be held early enough within that time that vote counting could happen.
[16:24:50] <cmn32480> agreed. but the replacement candidates woudl NOT get the 18montyhs or 2 years long election cycle we seem to currently have
[16:26:17] <weeds> cmn32480, copy that!
[16:27:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'd say that we shouldn't allow that even in the normal elections, but that would bump into free speech issues.
[16:27:59] <cmn32480> the replacement election would have to be within a significantly shortened time frame. and inauguration (in the case of the President) woudl be pushed out some weeks to allow for the orderly transition of power
[16:32:37] <weeds> We have to allow for the possibility that it could happen multiple times.
[16:36:23] <swiss> cmn32480: you beatin me up e'ery day
[16:36:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[16:36:49] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:37:20] <cmn32480> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[16:37:21] <exec> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[16:37:26] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[16:37:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:37:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> swiss, you are avenged
[16:37:45] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[16:39:50] <swiss> TheMightyBuzzard: thank you
[16:47:49] * cmn32480 is vanquished
[16:48:16] <cmn32480> until 4 hours from now
[16:48:35] * cmn32480 calculates that TMB ought to be sleeping at that point.
[17:02:09] <alexbst> https://youtu.be oh god
[17:02:11] <exec> └─ 13Clinton Child Trafficking Allegations: A Series of “Coincidences?” - YouTube - 03https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WecVsPfkz8&feature=youtu.be
[17:02:13] <alexbst> it never fucking ends
[17:06:00] <cmn32480> the only way it will end is if she loses, or gets hit by a giant meteor
[17:10:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> I really don't expect it to be over today
[17:10:54] * cmn32480 thinks AndyTheAbsurd has no faith
[17:10:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> It doesn't matter which way the vote goes, there's going to lawsuits to try to force recounts.
[17:11:17] <cmn32480> if it makes you feel better AndyTheAbsurd, I don't have any faith either
[17:11:37] <cmn32480> unless it is a landslide in one direction or the other
[17:12:30] <cmn32480> which I don't see happening, but hey, what do I know?
[17:16:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> Your assessment of my level of faith is correct. I have none.
[17:16:40] <cmn32480> welcome to the club
[17:17:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> Do we meet at the bar? If so, does it have Newcastle Brown Ale on tap?
[17:17:41] <cmn32480> yes
[17:18:00] <cmn32480> we meet this Thursday to drown our sorrows.
[17:18:05] <cmn32480> and it is your week to pick up the tab
[17:19:59] <cmn32480> that happens when you are FNG
[17:20:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> I was about to ask if the new guy always had to pick up the tab
[17:20:26] <cmn32480> jsut the first time.
[17:20:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> I guess my credit card can absorb that as long as it only happens once.
[17:20:39] <cmn32480> we aim to add another new guy by next meeting
[17:21:08] <cmn32480> it IS in your best interest to add a new guy
[17:22:54] * cmn32480 thinks he will take a nap and wake up tomorrow to a different nightmare
[17:33:11] <cmn32480> sadly, my emplyer frowns upon the practice
[17:37:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Art of the Fang - http://sylnt.us - I-want-to-suck-your-blood
[17:50:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> my employer is a news organization, so.... today's going to be fun.
[17:50:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> (Fortunately, I'm not involved in the process of *producing* news articles.)
[17:53:37] <cmn32480> I'm jsut a sucker who edits other people's news
[17:59:06] <chromas> http://www.msn.com
[17:59:08] <exec> └─ 13U.S. voters look to game election system by 'trading' ballots
[17:59:35] * chromas poisons the channel
[17:59:41] <chromas> You'll never get away from it!
[18:01:20] <cmn32480> yeah you ahve to trade them with dead people.. adn tehy are tough negotiators!
[18:03:32] <chromas> I bet all those Clinton-related suicides are voting today
[18:03:42] <cmn32480> there is a bet I won't take
[18:05:01] <cmn32480> dear God I can't wait for electins to be over.
[18:05:12] <cmn32480> maybe people will go back to posting food pictures on facebook
[18:06:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> http://www.thedailybeast.com
[18:06:47] <exec> └─ 13Trump Booed at His Own Polling Place - The Daily Beast
[18:07:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> I bet he voted for Clinton; I don't think he really wants to be president - that's why he got Ann Coulter to tweet that Nazi shit last night.
[18:20:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, nah, he ain't dead, he's here legally, and he ain't a felon so he probably didn't vote Clinton
[18:20:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> He might love the Johnson though. You never know.
[18:22:34] <cmn32480> the biggest issue I had with Johnson was that he came across very badly as far as being informed
[18:22:42] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[18:23:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> voting johnson isn't really voting for president. it's voting for a serious third party in the next election.
[18:23:29] <cmn32480> but I hope like hell he gets to the 5%+ mark
[18:23:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[18:23:35] <mechanicjay> yep eyp
[18:24:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i went n voted johnson, some independent guy, Donald Duck, Donald Duck, and yes I would like to have wine sold in grocery stores.
[18:25:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> the donald ducks were for candidates running unopposed.
[18:27:46] <mechanicjay> I wrote in myself for if someone appeared unopposed -- I tried to get my wife to do the same, but she didn't seem interested in supporting my bid for office ;)
[18:28:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, we should have all wrote in NCommander
[18:28:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, he's not 35 yet
[18:28:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[18:28:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[18:28:22] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 194
[18:28:38] <cmn32480> damn kids....
[18:28:46] <weeds> AndyTheAbsurd, my grandfather is off the boat from Germany, worked his ass off his whole life, paid taxes, ... According to Ann Coulter, I'm an alien.
[18:28:57] <weeds> smoking--
[18:28:58] <Bender> karma - smoking: -11
[18:29:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> smoking--
[18:29:20] <Bender> karma - smoking: -12
[18:29:35] <cmn32480> coffee++
[18:29:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3003
[18:29:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> weeds: all four of my grandparents were born in the US, and there's no way I'd vote for Trump.
[18:29:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> So Ann Coulter is loser
[18:29:58] <weeds> AndyTheAbsurd, lol
[18:30:10] <cmn32480> regardless of where your grandparents are born... she's a loony tunes
[18:30:39] <weeds> I can agree with that.
[18:31:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> Anybody who gets paid primarily to comment on politics is a loony tune
[18:32:57] <cmn32480> no.. that makes them an opportunist. And most of them do it to push their latest book, show, etc
[18:33:12] <cmn32480> given the option, at what they pay her, I'd do it in a heartbeat
[18:40:43] <weeds> cmn32480, There is nothing stopping you. Write a "controversial" (bulls..t) book and go from there...
[18:42:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, sweet... turns out you can booze it up while riding around in a car in tennessee as long as you ain't driving
[18:43:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i just need a chauffeur
[18:43:48] <weeds> It has already started: Trump files Nevada voting lawsuit
[18:43:59] <cmn32480> is it rude to point out errors in manufacturer mandated training when they supply the training materials?
[18:44:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, yes. shut up and do it wrong like they told you.
[18:45:08] <cmn32480> too late... I sent it to our channel rep... and the rest of the tech team here found it hilarious
[18:46:13] <cmn32480> we'll see what he says
[18:47:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, ima get me a nap then go to the house o booze and stock up for tonight then come back and throw something on for dinner then start getting righteously drunk.
[18:47:23] * cmn32480 waits impatiently for the good fairy
[18:47:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> if the site goes down, yall are just fucked if you can't find anyone but me to fix it.
[18:53:47] <chromas> #say #goodfairy
[18:54:29] <cmn32480> ~say #goodfairy
[18:54:31] <exec> #goodfairy
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[19:04:34] <DECbot> any editors on?
[19:13:02] DECbot is now known as DECbot_afk
[19:15:22] <cmn32480> DECbot_afk, wassup?
[19:18:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Anesthesia Before Age 4 Has Only a Minor Effect on Academics Later - http://sylnt.us - breathe-deeply-and-count-backwards-from-100
[19:24:04] <DECbot_afk> threw in a poll idea related to the US elections.... hate to see it go to waste as this is election day
[19:24:57] <DECbot_afk> though, I can respect if we're not doing another political poll
[19:25:29] <DECbot_afk> just wanted to tip you guys off in the case it slips through the cracks
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[19:27:04] <exec> welcome Subsentient: Phoenix, AZ, USA 12:27 PM Navajo County, AZ, USA (GMT-7), 29°C/85°F, 12:27 pm GMT-7, Tuesday, 8 November 2016
[19:34:34] <cmn32480> DECbot_afk, I don't think we are gonna run a poll soliticing who people voted for.
[19:36:19] <chromas> Make it ambiguous
[19:36:43] <chromas> "I voted for: [ ] The giant douche [ ] The turd sandwich"
[19:37:02] <cmn32480> a poll wioht one option sin't really a poll is it?
[19:37:08] <DECbot_afk> I was more intersted in if votes match voting machine output, but I see your point
[19:37:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> [ ] Crystal healing lady [ ] A penis
[19:37:58] <DECbot_afk> and get an idea how many sylnts went 3rd party vs the rest of the US
[19:38:27] * Subsentient sprays chunky vomit all over the floor, ceiling and walls
[19:38:52] <DECbot_afk> But I see merit behind not wanting to associate nicks with votes
[19:39:23] <chromas> The db forgets though
[19:39:40] <chromas> If you wait awhile you can vote again because it forgot you already did
[19:39:41] <cmn32480> yeah chromas... the internet always forgets
[19:39:50] <mechanicjay> My impression in my social circle at any rate is that people I know are about split in thirds between Clinton/Trump/Other
[19:40:05] * Subsentient is enjoying his new refurbished T410 thinkpad he has with a core i5, great keyboard, and a nipple mouse, which Subsentient loves.
[19:40:22] <Subsentient> Took the 1TB from my old machine and stuck it in this one, replacing the stock 160GB.
[19:40:31] <Subsentient> Booted right up, Linux FTW.
[19:40:43] <chromas> Stop playing with your mouse, Subsentient! You're making Jesus cry wine tears
[19:40:56] <DECbot_afk> I have the impression that SN is very Other, but I'm curious if that's how we ended \up voting
[19:40:56] <mechanicjay> Subsentient: those are pretty good machines. I just burned out a couple CPU heatsinks on my T400 - finally gave up after it blew the 3rd one.
[19:40:57] * Subsentient fondles his nipple mouse
[19:41:07] <mechanicjay> that took 10 years of near constant use, btw
[19:41:09] <cmn32480> mechanicjay - Mine is roughly 50% Trump, 20% OTher, Remainder Hillary
[19:41:15] <Subsentient> mechanicjay: hehe I believe it
[19:41:16] * chromas prefers the clitmouse
[19:41:44] <Subsentient> :^3
[19:41:48] <chromas> Have you got sublinux running on it?
[19:42:02] <chromas> (with systemd)
[19:42:40] <Subsentient> It runs on it, because I used my SubLinux keychain thumbdrive when I first got it, but now it runs Fedora since I'm still working on Packrat package manager for SubLinux 3, and SubLinux 2 is over 2 years old.
[19:43:05] <DECbot_afk> Subsentient: would you mind putting a short review of your lappy when you get a good feel for it? I'm looking to get a new (cheap) lappy in a few months.
[19:43:07] <Subsentient> I like Fedora's dnf, and imma try and make Packrat at least that efficient.
[19:43:49] <chromas> Needs PAckageKit support ;)
[19:43:54] <mechanicjay> we've been referring to dnf around here as "Did not finish", definitely not ready for prime-time when Fedora first rolled it out.
[19:43:55] <Subsentient> DECbot_afk: Yeah, I'd say this machine wipes the floor with my 2015, and it's made in 2011. None of that's surprising, collapse of Moore's law and all, but you know.
[19:44:08] <Subsentient> mechanicjay: Yeah it wasn't, but it's gotten a lot better.
[19:44:17] <Subsentient> mechanicjay: A LOT better.
[19:44:49] <mechanicjay> We started transitional away from Fedora for our supported image, so it's less of a concern for us now.
[19:44:52] <Subsentient> DECbot_afk: Got this off ebay buy-it-now for $90
[19:45:20] <Subsentient> 2.4Ghz core i5 (2 cores, 4 threads)
[19:45:34] <Subsentient> 4GB RAM but I'm gonna upgrade it
[19:45:38] <Subsentient> DDR3
[19:45:57] <Subsentient> 1TB drive I ripped from my old laptop, came with 160GB.
[19:46:45] <Subsentient> mechanicjay: dnf was the cause?
[19:47:14] <chromas> fedora was tha cause
[19:47:36] <Subsentient> lol no shit
[19:47:51] <Subsentient> I still like Fedora though. If they get rid of 32-bit I'll be pissed.
[19:48:19] <Subsentient> Disable selinux, load it with Epoch, swap GRUB2 for syslinux, great OS ^^
[19:48:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> ThinkPads are generally pretty awesome
[19:48:30] <chromas> Better get SL3 off the ground then, quick-a-ly
[19:48:40] <Subsentient> chromas: Yeah I'm aware.
[19:48:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm using a refurb Dell for my personal laptop at the moment, though.
[19:48:56] <Subsentient> AndyTheAbsurd: Business class I assume?
[19:50:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> Subsentient: I don't know what channel(s) it originally came through but it's got an i7 processor, 32GB of RAM, and 256GB SSD.
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[19:50:35] <Subsentient> AndyTheAbsurd: ... Why aren't you loading your OS image into RAM at boot?
[19:51:05] <cmn32480> AndyTheAbsurd - Inspiron line is consumer, Vostro is SMB (kinda), and Latitude is business class
[19:51:26] <chromas> inspiron--
[19:51:26] <Bender> karma - inspiron: 0
[19:51:36] <chromas> !whoup inspiron
[19:51:36] <Bender> uppers of inspiron are: swiss: 1
[19:51:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> This a a "Precision M4700" so it doesn't fall under any of those.
[19:52:04] <cmn32480> PRecision workstations are Desktop replacements for business class gear
[19:52:15] <swiss> i loved my inspiron
[19:52:25] * xhedit tries to walk off with andy's notebook
[19:52:30] <chromas> Past tense? Did it die?
[19:52:32] <cmn32480> generalyl very good stuff and often have some exceptioally good spec like the ability to take large amounts of RAM, and high end procs
[19:53:57] <cmn32480> #FITE SWISS
[19:54:06] <cmn32480> #fite swiss
[19:54:06] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:54:06] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[19:54:10] <cmn32480> rats
[19:54:42] <swiss> ha ha ha
[19:54:44] <swiss> #fite chromas
[19:54:44] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:54:55] <MrPlow> chromas falls broken at swiss's feet.
[19:55:03] <swiss> finally, i am victorious
[19:55:12] <cmn32480> i'll fix that later
[19:55:21] <cmn32480> when the good fairy unvanquishes me
[19:55:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitectl status
[19:55:28] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd level: 2, hp: 12, weapon: '#TriggerWarning', armor: 'thick layer of used chewing gum'
[19:55:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite swiss
[19:55:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:55:40] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at swiss's feet.
[19:55:46] <xhedit> #fite swiss
[19:55:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:55:55] * AndyTheAbsurd : Blergh, I am dead.
[19:56:12] <cmn32480> now swiss is dead
[19:56:17] <swiss> xhedit: wow, we're having a long battle
[19:56:18] <MrPlow> swiss falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[19:56:25] <swiss> #fitectl status
[19:56:25] <MrPlow> swiss level: 2, hp: 0, weapon: 'dragondildo', armor: 'ungodly stench'
[19:56:35] <xhedit> yeah that took forever
[19:56:37] <cmn32480> #fitectl status
[19:56:37] <MrPlow> cmn32480 level: 33, hp: 0, weapon: 'the CoC of Conformity', armor: 'Body Odor'
[19:56:44] <xhedit> you're a peasant, i blame TMB's random generator
[19:56:45] <swiss> my stench must have turned you off
[19:56:55] <swiss> cmn32480: armor stealer
[19:56:58] <cmn32480> ~say #fitectl status
[19:56:59] <exec> #fitectl status
[19:56:59] <MrPlow> exec level: 12, hp: 0, weapon: 'a pair of jiggly juggs', armor: 'gaggle of giggles'
[19:57:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> what the... oh, someone pinged me
[19:57:09] <cmn32480> yer jsut jealous that I stink worse
[19:57:13] <xhedit> #fitectl status
[19:57:13] <MrPlow> xhedit level: 42, hp: 34, weapon: 'r2pipe', armor: 'leisure suit'
[19:57:27] <cmn32480> wasn't me
[19:57:50] <chromas> it was the hairy one
[19:58:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really need to get used to my new beep. my old beep wav disappeared so i had to hunt up a new one.
[19:59:34] <xhedit> TMB: beep beep
[19:59:48] <xhedit> :P
[20:00:42] <xhedit> gotta vote for the penis soon
[20:00:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, so anyway, the whole nap thing didn't work. i forgot to take my drugs until like 11 so the adderall was still percolating nicely when i laid down.
[20:01:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[20:01:32] <exec> └─ 13NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE PENIS! - YouTube
[20:01:40] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Hai.
[20:01:51] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: New laptop :^D
[20:02:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, sup, yo. ahh, was wondering why aqu4 quit yesterday.
[20:02:34] <Subsentient> Lenovo Thinkpad T410 :^3
[20:02:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Subsentient
[20:02:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:02:43] <MrPlow> Subsentient falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:03:08] <Subsentient> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:03:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:03:08] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[20:03:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was gonna beat him up like i do the rest of the bots
[20:03:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[20:03:15] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[20:04:09] <Subsentient> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:04:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:04:23] <MrPlow> Subsentient falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:04:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[20:04:37] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 50, hp: 62, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[20:04:45] <Subsentient> #goodfairy
[20:04:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> annoying new game i cooked up
[20:04:54] <Subsentient> lol
[20:04:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[20:04:55] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[20:05:09] <Subsentient> How do I get set up?
[20:05:10] <cmn32480> #fite swiss
[20:05:10] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:05:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> normally the good fairy only comes around every four hours
[20:05:17] <cmn32480> #fite Subsentient
[20:05:34] <MrPlow> swiss falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[20:05:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:05:42] <xhedit> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> .#fitectl weapon <weapon> #fitectl armor <armor>
[20:05:52] <MrPlow> Subsentient falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[20:05:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:06:08] <cmn32480> this one will take a while
[20:06:16] <MrPlow> xhedit falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:06:17] <xhedit> not as long as before
[20:06:19] <Subsentient> #fitectl weapon undead gerbil swarm
[20:06:19] <MrPlow> weapon for Subsentient set to undead gerbil swarm.
[20:06:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can set em to whatever you like but there's no multi-threading happening right yet
[20:06:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> was going to do it today but i forgot
[20:06:38] <Subsentient> #fitectl armor maggot infested ballsack
[20:06:38] <MrPlow> armor for Subsentient set to maggot infested ballsack.
[20:06:47] <Subsentient> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:06:47] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:06:47] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[20:07:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> other than that: you can get a scoreboard by #fitectl scoreboard or your own status by #fitectl status
[20:07:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> every time you win, you level up. every time you die, you lose a level unless yer already 1st level
[20:08:29] <Subsentient> #fitectl status
[20:08:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> hp calculation is level + 10, damage calculation is 1d8, crits for double damage 5% of the time.
[20:08:40] <cmn32480> #fite aqu4
[20:08:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... that shoulda worked
[20:08:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, no multithreading and he's busy
[20:08:57] <MrPlow> Subsentient level: 1, hp: 0, weapon: 'undead gerbil swarm', armor: 'maggot infested ballsack'
[20:08:57] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:09:03] <MrPlow> aqu4 falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[20:09:05] <Subsentient> Deucalion: can someone get me back a vhost? Perhaps universe2.us/Subsentient
[20:09:18] <cmn32480> look under #help
[20:09:27] <cmn32480> there are instructions oin the channel description
[20:09:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, i think there's a bunch of ones up for picking right now but i spect he'll hook ya up when he's handy
[20:10:01] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: kk
[20:10:05] <Subsentient> Now call good fairy
[20:10:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[20:10:12] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[20:10:18] <Subsentient> Thanks
[20:10:22] <Subsentient> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:10:22] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:10:28] <MrPlow> Subsentient falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:10:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, thas not gonna work till you pick up about 10 levels.
[20:10:55] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:10:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:11:04] <cmn32480> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:11:06] <exec> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:11:38] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[20:11:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:11:38] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[20:11:45] <cmn32480> WOOT!
[20:11:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll be danged
[20:12:01] <cmn32480> VENGENCE IS MINE!
[20:12:14] <cmn32480> #fitectl status
[20:12:14] <MrPlow> cmn32480 level: 37, hp: 23, weapon: 'the CoC of Conformity', armor: 'Body Odor'
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[20:12:26] <Subsentient> $whoami
[20:12:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i dig that new hp calculation. makes the level far less impressive.
[20:12:33] <aqu4> You are Subsentient!WhiteRat@vhost.removed.contact.irc.admin, and you are an admin, and an owner.
[20:13:02] <cmn32480> makes it lots easier... 'cept for NC
[20:13:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #whoami
[20:13:23] <MrPlow> You da man, dawg!
[20:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, oh ya, don't fite NCommander. i gived him godlike powah.
[20:14:15] <aqu4> #fite chromas
[20:14:15] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:14:25] <MrPlow> aqu4 falls broken at chromas's feet.
[20:14:45] <Subsentient> #fite chromas
[20:14:45] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:14:45] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[20:14:50] <Subsentient> #goodfairy
[20:14:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[20:14:58] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[20:15:02] <Subsentient> #fite chromas
[20:15:02] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:15:06] <MrPlow> Subsentient falls broken at chromas's feet.
[20:15:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> last one for horsing around purposes
[20:15:22] * Subsentient whines
[20:15:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno when the next one's due. 2:30ish i think
[20:15:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> 2:23 maybe?
[20:15:54] <cmn32480> dunno that's part of the fun
[20:16:04] * Subsentient nipples are full of pus, needs someone to suck the infected cheese from his man titties
[20:17:52] <Subsentient> Lick me grandpa
[20:18:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> Trump's people have already filed their first voting-related lawsuit. http://www.cnbc.com
[20:18:02] <exec> └─ 13Trump campaign files Nevada lawsuit claiming people were improperly allowed to vote
[20:18:07] * Subsentient is in one of his warped humor moods
[20:18:11] <cmn32480> and ti got shitcanned
[20:18:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> well...yeah. The election is rigged in Hillary's favor, remember?
[20:19:00] <cmn32480> hey.. I didn't say it
[20:19:05] <Subsentient> I hate them both so much.
[20:19:08] <Subsentient> So so much
[20:19:14] <Subsentient> Fuck Trump, Fuck Hillary
[20:19:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> That's a porno I DON'T need to see.
[20:19:38] <Subsentient> Trump's a moron but Hillary's deliberately malicious.
[20:19:51] <Subsentient> AndyTheAbsurd: I really hope someone made it already
[20:19:57] <cmn32480> either way, the rest of us are screwed
[20:20:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, it'd be an awesome snuff film though
[20:21:29] <Subsentient> http://rule34-data-012.paheal.net 4NSFW
[20:21:31] <cmn32480> do they both die?
[20:21:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i ain't askeert. we're about to go get us a new coffee maker and then on to the booze hut.
[20:21:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, one would hope
[20:24:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> aright. time to go make sure we got the liquids necessary for life over the next 24h
[20:31:29] <Subsentient> I can't find any Trump x Hillary roleplay porn. My fellow deranged bastards have failed me. Failed the nation.
[20:32:12] <Subsentient> I am ashamed.
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[20:57:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The New 64-bit Orange Pi is a Quad-core Computer for $20 - http://sylnt.us - apples-and-oranges
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[21:29:51] <Deucalion> Subsentient, what vhost would you like? (There are vhosts freely available in #help btw)
[21:30:12] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I used to have a nice weird one. Hmm, let's see
[21:30:31] <Subsentient> Deucalion: universe2.us/Subsentient
[21:30:56] <mechanicjay> As much of a POS as mediawiki is, when you run it on a sqlite backend, it's 1000x worse.
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[21:33:19] <Deucalion> mechanicjay, glad you found the upside :/
[21:41:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, your bot died
[21:41:39] <cmn32480> doh
[21:41:53] <cmn32480> our interwebs blinked out
[21:42:23] <cmn32480> was moar worried about getting the phones back up tahn exec
[21:42:47] <cmn32480> he be back
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[21:57:35] <cmn32480> how's your new coffee pot and liquor supply TheMightyBuzzard?
[21:59:40] * cmn32480 notes that it is 5 o'clock somewhere....
[21:59:55] <cmn32480> HEY! Somewhere is HERE!!!!!!!
[22:00:01] <cmn32480> SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:00:08] * cmn32480 runs for home.
[22:01:57] <mechanicjay> I have hours left until 5:00pm
[22:03:15] * cmn32480 points and laughs.
[22:03:23] * cmn32480 now runs for home.
[22:16:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, lookin good. got the new coffee pot brewing some water to clean the release agent off the plastic. two bottles of plum wine and a bottle n a half of homemade elderberry wine.
[22:26:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Earthquake in Oklahoma Town - http://sylnt.us - shake-rattle-and-roll
[22:26:44] <FatPhil> Is the ++/-- bot logic a well-known script from teh internetz, or is it home-grown?
[22:27:58] <FatPhil> I've just implemented a rudimentary one for my bots, and if I can just copy/pasta then that would save me the effort of reinventing wheels
[22:31:40] <FatPhil> #fite boru
[22:31:40] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:31:54] <MrPlow> boru falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:32:15] <boru> Oh well, turns out I do need to /ignore MrPlow entirely...
[22:33:17] <FatPhil> sorry!
[22:33:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, bender is some sorta json bot or other. i dunno offhand.
[22:34:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, don't sweat it. i'll remove the announcement in the morning.
[22:34:49] <boru> Hmm. What about being exempt from #fite?
[22:35:03] <boru> Something like #fitectl blacklist boru
[22:35:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that'd be easy enough
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[22:35:44] <boru> I'd rather not /ignore in broad strokes, naturally.
[22:35:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[22:35:56] <boru> ^#fite worked for most of it.
[22:36:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> put a .*falls broken.* in there as well and it'll get the last line but i will put a blacklist option in tomorrow anyway
[22:37:00] <boru> But what if someone is reciting tragic poetry?
[22:37:10] <boru> I may miss out on such literal enrichment.
[22:37:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> even better reason to not see it
[22:37:21] * boru chuckles
[22:37:39] <boru> True, that.
[22:37:49] * TheMightyBuzzard waits for his burritos to get cooked
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[22:38:12] <boru> Are they magic burritos that cook themselves?
[22:38:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> frozen burritos with chili n cheese on top, then all of the wine.
[22:38:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ALL OF THE WINE
[22:38:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i shall not be sober when they call this presidential race
[22:39:07] <boru> "Breaking News: USA has made a declaration of war against France."
[22:39:30] <boru> "ALL OF THE WINE taken literally"
[22:40:32] <FatPhil> We picked up a bottle of Colheita on the ferry today, so we're prepared for some serious election results...
[22:43:54] <FatPhil> Filled in some questionaire type thing on a website, and it told me I was predicting 320 ECs for HC.
[22:59:56] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, are you faced with a day of exit polls reported endlessly? Best thing to do... cast vote, catch some fish, get drunk. sleep it off... wake up and see who got in. :)
[23:02:16] * Deucalion does not like how the media try to play any election as nail biting. It's just counting votes, sheesh... wait til the count is in instead of speculating.. in the mean time report some news you lazy bastards.
[23:27:15] <SirFinkus> I like it, but mostly because I like numbers
[23:27:20] <SirFinkus> not stressful to me at all
[23:27:35] <SirFinkus> we're fucked either way, so might as well enjoy the ride
[23:27:56] <SirFinkus> I got a bet in another irc channel though
[23:32:26] <FatPhil> I'm fading... Was up at 7:30 so I could get to a client meeting after quite a long pub session the night before.
[23:32:50] <FatPhil> estimates are that the first result will still be another half hour or so.
[23:33:34] <SirFinkus> nyt is reporting a little
[23:34:47] <FatPhil> any good websites that aren't JS-heavy?
[23:34:58] <SirFinkus> trump leading in the three states that are reporting results
[23:35:12] <SirFinkus> kentucky, indiana, and new hampshire, so not really all that shocking so far
[23:37:13] <cmn32480> #fite exec
[23:37:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:37:13] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[23:37:39] <cmn32480> results now don't mean crap
[23:38:24] <FatPhil> low population districts? rural areas?
[23:38:33] <cmn32480> FatPhil - One there is a defined winner, I'm sure we will post something. You can check back here in the morning'
[23:38:45] <cmn32480> polls are JUST closing on the east coast
[23:38:52] <cmn32480> and many don't close for another 2 hours
[23:39:26] <cmn32480> ther were a couple precints in New Hampshire that reported in at noon.
[23:39:34] <cmn32480> but they had a total of under 100 people
[23:39:47] <cmn32480> not exactly a huge sample size
[23:40:04] <FatPhil> and not independent sample
[23:40:26] <cmn32480> correct
[23:40:34] <cmn32480> they all live within spitting distance of each other
[23:40:38] <FatPhil> I'm gonna stay up for the 1st state, then I'll compare it to 2012
[23:40:54] <cmn32480> 6 states close in 20 minutes.. results won't come in for a few hours that are reliable
[23:40:59] <cmn32480> lol
[23:43:13] <FatPhil> http://www.bbc.com seems to cope
[23:45:00] <FatPhil> "Polling station in Azusa, California on lockdown after shots fired nearby."
[23:46:03] <cmn32480> doesn't matter.. too many reds in CA
[23:48:01] * cmn32480 is watching Fox News... so far 78k votes for trump... 33k for Clinton
[23:48:36] <cmn32480> still not a representative smaple
[23:48:38] <SirFinkus> they're all in redneckville though
[23:48:43] <FatPhil> no telly here, so relying on websites
[23:49:05] <chromas> this'n has a mayap: https://www.bing.com
[23:49:18] <chromas> and then the same graphic on the side
[23:50:54] <Subsentient> #fite chromas
[23:50:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:50:54] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[23:51:01] <Subsentient> Nuuuuu
[23:51:04] <chromas> #fite Subsentient
[23:51:04] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:51:04] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[23:51:11] <chromas> heh
[23:51:13] <Subsentient> uuuuuuN
[23:52:54] * Deucalion points at FatPhil and says..... http://www.theonion.com
[23:53:14] <FatPhil> constantly?
[23:53:22] <Subsentient> $whoami
[23:53:22] <aqu4> You are Subsentient!WhiteRat@universe2.us/Subsentient, and you are an admin, and an owner.
[23:53:46] <FatPhil> and more often than people mentioning that they are watching telly?
[23:53:54] <sedctl> #fite Subsentient
[23:53:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:53:54] <MrPlow> Subsentient's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[23:54:02] <Deucalion> .op
[23:54:02] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[23:54:08] <Deucalion> .quiet MrPlow
[23:54:08] -!- mode/#Soylent [+q *!*@nsa.gov] by Aphrodite
[23:54:12] <FatPhil> #fite sedctl
[23:54:14] <Deucalion> .deop
[23:54:14] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[23:54:43] <swiss> .op
[23:54:49] <swiss> rip
[23:54:52] <Deucalion> FatPhil, just getting into the hyperbole
[23:54:55] <Subsentient> #fite #fite
[23:55:09] <swiss> #fite MrPlow
[23:55:22] <Subsentient> #fite MrPlow
[23:55:37] <Subsentient> We broke him lol
[23:55:46] <swiss> no, Deucalion quieted him
[23:55:54] <FatPhil> Worst hyperbole EVAR!!!
[23:55:57] <Deucalion> newp - he just quiet. Look for output in #fite
[23:56:59] <cmn32480> Deucalion++
[23:56:59] <Bender> karma - deucalion: 18
[23:57:02] <cmn32480> juggs++
[23:57:02] <Bender> karma - juggs: 83
[23:57:06] <cmn32480> thas better
[23:57:19] <cmn32480> 4 minutes to the first poll closes
[23:58:14] <cmn32480> anybody else hear the jaws theme?
[23:59:01] <cmn32480> damn those short ribs in the oven smell good
[23:59:19] <Deucalion> No, I hear some French electronica....