#Soylent | Logs for 2016-11-08

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[23:59:19] <Deucalion> No, I hear some French electronica....
[23:59:01] <cmn32480> damn those short ribs in the oven smell good
[23:58:14] <cmn32480> anybody else hear the jaws theme?
[23:57:19] <cmn32480> 4 minutes to the first poll closes
[23:57:06] <cmn32480> thas better
[23:57:02] <Bender> karma - juggs: 83
[23:57:02] <cmn32480> juggs++
[23:56:59] <Bender> karma - deucalion: 18
[23:56:59] <cmn32480> Deucalion++
[23:55:57] <Deucalion> newp - he just quiet. Look for output in #fite
[23:55:54] <FatPhil> Worst hyperbole EVAR!!!
[23:55:46] <swiss> no, Deucalion quieted him
[23:55:37] <Subsentient> We broke him lol
[23:55:22] <Subsentient> #fite MrPlow
[23:55:09] <swiss> #fite MrPlow
[23:54:55] <Subsentient> #fite #fite
[23:54:52] <Deucalion> FatPhil, just getting into the hyperbole
[23:54:49] <swiss> rip
[23:54:43] <swiss> .op
[23:54:14] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[23:54:14] <Deucalion> .deop
[23:54:12] <FatPhil> #fite sedctl
[23:54:08] -!- mode/#Soylent [+q *!*@nsa.gov] by Aphrodite
[23:54:08] <Deucalion> .quiet MrPlow
[23:54:02] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[23:54:02] <Deucalion> .op
[23:53:54] <MrPlow> Subsentient's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[23:53:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:53:54] <sedctl> #fite Subsentient
[23:53:46] <FatPhil> and more often than people mentioning that they are watching telly?
[23:53:22] <aqu4> You are Subsentient!WhiteRat@universe2.us/Subsentient, and you are an admin, and an owner.
[23:53:22] <Subsentient> $whoami
[23:53:14] <FatPhil> constantly?
[23:52:54] * Deucalion points at FatPhil and says..... http://www.theonion.com
[23:51:13] <Subsentient> uuuuuuN
[23:51:11] <chromas> heh
[23:51:04] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[23:51:04] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:51:04] <chromas> #fite Subsentient
[23:51:01] <Subsentient> Nuuuuu
[23:50:54] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[23:50:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:50:54] <Subsentient> #fite chromas
[23:49:18] <chromas> and then the same graphic on the side
[23:49:05] <chromas> this'n has a mayap: https://www.bing.com
[23:48:43] <FatPhil> no telly here, so relying on websites
[23:48:38] <SirFinkus> they're all in redneckville though
[23:48:36] <cmn32480> still not a representative smaple
[23:48:01] * cmn32480 is watching Fox News... so far 78k votes for trump... 33k for Clinton
[23:46:03] <cmn32480> doesn't matter.. too many reds in CA
[23:45:00] <FatPhil> "Polling station in Azusa, California on lockdown after shots fired nearby."
[23:43:13] <FatPhil> http://www.bbc.com seems to cope
[23:40:59] <cmn32480> lol
[23:40:54] <cmn32480> 6 states close in 20 minutes.. results won't come in for a few hours that are reliable
[23:40:38] <FatPhil> I'm gonna stay up for the 1st state, then I'll compare it to 2012
[23:40:34] <cmn32480> they all live within spitting distance of each other
[23:40:26] <cmn32480> correct
[23:40:04] <FatPhil> and not independent sample
[23:39:47] <cmn32480> not exactly a huge sample size
[23:39:34] <cmn32480> but they had a total of under 100 people
[23:39:26] <cmn32480> ther were a couple precints in New Hampshire that reported in at noon.
[23:38:52] <cmn32480> and many don't close for another 2 hours
[23:38:45] <cmn32480> polls are JUST closing on the east coast
[23:38:33] <cmn32480> FatPhil - One there is a defined winner, I'm sure we will post something. You can check back here in the morning'
[23:38:24] <FatPhil> low population districts? rural areas?
[23:37:39] <cmn32480> results now don't mean crap
[23:37:13] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[23:37:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:37:13] <cmn32480> #fite exec
[23:35:12] <SirFinkus> kentucky, indiana, and new hampshire, so not really all that shocking so far
[23:34:58] <SirFinkus> trump leading in the three states that are reporting results
[23:34:47] <FatPhil> any good websites that aren't JS-heavy?
[23:33:34] <SirFinkus> nyt is reporting a little
[23:32:50] <FatPhil> estimates are that the first result will still be another half hour or so.
[23:32:26] <FatPhil> I'm fading... Was up at 7:30 so I could get to a client meeting after quite a long pub session the night before.
[23:27:56] <SirFinkus> I got a bet in another irc channel though
[23:27:35] <SirFinkus> we're fucked either way, so might as well enjoy the ride
[23:27:20] <SirFinkus> not stressful to me at all
[23:27:15] <SirFinkus> I like it, but mostly because I like numbers
[23:02:16] * Deucalion does not like how the media try to play any election as nail biting. It's just counting votes, sheesh... wait til the count is in instead of speculating.. in the mean time report some news you lazy bastards.
[22:59:56] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, are you faced with a day of exit polls reported endlessly? Best thing to do... cast vote, catch some fish, get drunk. sleep it off... wake up and see who got in. :)
[22:43:54] <FatPhil> Filled in some questionaire type thing on a website, and it told me I was predicting 320 ECs for HC.
[22:40:32] <FatPhil> We picked up a bottle of Colheita on the ferry today, so we're prepared for some serious election results...
[22:39:30] <boru> "ALL OF THE WINE taken literally"
[22:39:07] <boru> "Breaking News: USA has made a declaration of war against France."
[22:38:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i shall not be sober when they call this presidential race
[22:38:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ALL OF THE WINE
[22:38:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> frozen burritos with chili n cheese on top, then all of the wine.
[22:38:12] <boru> Are they magic burritos that cook themselves?
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[22:37:49] * TheMightyBuzzard waits for his burritos to get cooked
[22:37:39] <boru> True, that.
[22:37:21] * boru chuckles
[22:37:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> even better reason to not see it
[22:37:10] <boru> I may miss out on such literal enrichment.
[22:37:00] <boru> But what if someone is reciting tragic poetry?
[22:36:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> put a .*falls broken.* in there as well and it'll get the last line but i will put a blacklist option in tomorrow anyway
[22:35:56] <boru> ^#fite worked for most of it.
[22:35:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[22:35:44] <boru> I'd rather not /ignore in broad strokes, naturally.
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[22:35:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that'd be easy enough
[22:35:03] <boru> Something like #fitectl blacklist boru
[22:34:49] <boru> Hmm. What about being exempt from #fite?
[22:34:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, don't sweat it. i'll remove the announcement in the morning.
[22:33:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, bender is some sorta json bot or other. i dunno offhand.
[22:33:17] <FatPhil> sorry!
[22:32:15] <boru> Oh well, turns out I do need to /ignore MrPlow entirely...
[22:31:54] <MrPlow> boru falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[22:31:40] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:31:40] <FatPhil> #fite boru
[22:27:58] <FatPhil> I've just implemented a rudimentary one for my bots, and if I can just copy/pasta then that would save me the effort of reinventing wheels
[22:26:44] <FatPhil> Is the ++/-- bot logic a well-known script from teh internetz, or is it home-grown?
[22:26:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Earthquake in Oklahoma Town - http://sylnt.us - shake-rattle-and-roll
[22:16:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, lookin good. got the new coffee pot brewing some water to clean the release agent off the plastic. two bottles of plum wine and a bottle n a half of homemade elderberry wine.
[22:03:23] * cmn32480 now runs for home.
[22:03:15] * cmn32480 points and laughs.
[22:01:57] <mechanicjay> I have hours left until 5:00pm
[22:00:08] * cmn32480 runs for home.
[22:00:01] <cmn32480> SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:59:55] <cmn32480> HEY! Somewhere is HERE!!!!!!!
[21:59:40] * cmn32480 notes that it is 5 o'clock somewhere....
[21:57:35] <cmn32480> how's your new coffee pot and liquor supply TheMightyBuzzard?
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[21:42:47] <cmn32480> he be back
[21:42:23] <cmn32480> was moar worried about getting the phones back up tahn exec
[21:41:53] <cmn32480> our interwebs blinked out
[21:41:39] <cmn32480> doh
[21:41:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, your bot died
[21:33:19] <Deucalion> mechanicjay, glad you found the upside :/
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[21:30:56] <mechanicjay> As much of a POS as mediawiki is, when you run it on a sqlite backend, it's 1000x worse.
[21:30:31] <Subsentient> Deucalion: universe2.us/Subsentient
[21:30:12] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I used to have a nice weird one. Hmm, let's see
[21:29:51] <Deucalion> Subsentient, what vhost would you like? (There are vhosts freely available in #help btw)
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[20:57:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The New 64-bit Orange Pi is a Quad-core Computer for $20 - http://sylnt.us - apples-and-oranges
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[20:32:12] <Subsentient> I am ashamed.
[20:31:29] <Subsentient> I can't find any Trump x Hillary roleplay porn. My fellow deranged bastards have failed me. Failed the nation.
[20:24:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> aright. time to go make sure we got the liquids necessary for life over the next 24h
[20:21:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, one would hope
[20:21:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i ain't askeert. we're about to go get us a new coffee maker and then on to the booze hut.
[20:21:31] <cmn32480> do they both die?
[20:21:29] <Subsentient> http://rule34-data-012.paheal.net 4NSFW
[20:20:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, it'd be an awesome snuff film though
[20:19:57] <cmn32480> either way, the rest of us are screwed
[20:19:51] <Subsentient> AndyTheAbsurd: I really hope someone made it already
[20:19:38] <Subsentient> Trump's a moron but Hillary's deliberately malicious.
[20:19:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> That's a porno I DON'T need to see.
[20:19:14] <Subsentient> Fuck Trump, Fuck Hillary
[20:19:08] <Subsentient> So so much
[20:19:05] <Subsentient> I hate them both so much.
[20:19:00] <cmn32480> hey.. I didn't say it
[20:18:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> well...yeah. The election is rigged in Hillary's favor, remember?
[20:18:11] <cmn32480> and ti got shitcanned
[20:18:07] * Subsentient is in one of his warped humor moods
[20:18:02] <exec> └─ 13Trump campaign files Nevada lawsuit claiming people were improperly allowed to vote
[20:18:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> Trump's people have already filed their first voting-related lawsuit. http://www.cnbc.com
[20:17:52] <Subsentient> Lick me grandpa
[20:16:04] * Subsentient nipples are full of pus, needs someone to suck the infected cheese from his man titties
[20:15:54] <cmn32480> dunno that's part of the fun
[20:15:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> 2:23 maybe?
[20:15:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno when the next one's due. 2:30ish i think
[20:15:22] * Subsentient whines
[20:15:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> last one for horsing around purposes
[20:15:06] <MrPlow> Subsentient falls broken at chromas's feet.
[20:15:02] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:15:02] <Subsentient> #fite chromas
[20:14:58] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[20:14:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[20:14:50] <Subsentient> #goodfairy
[20:14:45] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[20:14:45] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:14:45] <Subsentient> #fite chromas
[20:14:25] <MrPlow> aqu4 falls broken at chromas's feet.
[20:14:15] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:14:15] <aqu4> #fite chromas
[20:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, oh ya, don't fite NCommander. i gived him godlike powah.
[20:13:23] <MrPlow> You da man, dawg!
[20:13:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #whoami
[20:13:02] <cmn32480> makes it lots easier... 'cept for NC
[20:12:33] <aqu4> You are Subsentient!WhiteRat@vhost.removed.contact.irc.admin, and you are an admin, and an owner.
[20:12:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i dig that new hp calculation. makes the level far less impressive.
[20:12:26] <Subsentient> $whoami
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[20:12:14] <MrPlow> cmn32480 level: 37, hp: 23, weapon: 'the CoC of Conformity', armor: 'Body Odor'
[20:12:14] <cmn32480> #fitectl status
[20:12:01] <cmn32480> VENGENCE IS MINE!
[20:11:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll be danged
[20:11:45] <cmn32480> WOOT!
[20:11:38] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[20:11:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:11:38] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[20:11:06] <exec> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:11:04] <cmn32480> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:10:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:10:55] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:10:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, thas not gonna work till you pick up about 10 levels.
[20:10:28] <MrPlow> Subsentient falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:10:22] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:10:22] <Subsentient> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:10:18] <Subsentient> Thanks
[20:10:12] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[20:10:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[20:10:05] <Subsentient> Now call good fairy
[20:10:01] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: kk
[20:09:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, i think there's a bunch of ones up for picking right now but i spect he'll hook ya up when he's handy
[20:09:27] <cmn32480> there are instructions oin the channel description
[20:09:18] <cmn32480> look under #help
[20:09:05] <Subsentient> Deucalion: can someone get me back a vhost? Perhaps universe2.us/Subsentient
[20:09:03] <MrPlow> aqu4 falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[20:08:57] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:08:57] <MrPlow> Subsentient level: 1, hp: 0, weapon: 'undead gerbil swarm', armor: 'maggot infested ballsack'
[20:08:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, no multithreading and he's busy
[20:08:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... that shoulda worked
[20:08:40] <cmn32480> #fite aqu4
[20:08:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> hp calculation is level + 10, damage calculation is 1d8, crits for double damage 5% of the time.
[20:08:29] <Subsentient> #fitectl status
[20:07:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> every time you win, you level up. every time you die, you lose a level unless yer already 1st level
[20:07:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> other than that: you can get a scoreboard by #fitectl scoreboard or your own status by #fitectl status
[20:06:47] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[20:06:47] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:06:47] <Subsentient> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:06:38] <MrPlow> armor for Subsentient set to maggot infested ballsack.
[20:06:38] <Subsentient> #fitectl armor maggot infested ballsack
[20:06:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> was going to do it today but i forgot
[20:06:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can set em to whatever you like but there's no multi-threading happening right yet
[20:06:19] <MrPlow> weapon for Subsentient set to undead gerbil swarm.
[20:06:19] <Subsentient> #fitectl weapon undead gerbil swarm
[20:06:17] <xhedit> not as long as before
[20:06:16] <MrPlow> xhedit falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:06:08] <cmn32480> this one will take a while
[20:05:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:05:52] <MrPlow> Subsentient falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[20:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> .#fitectl weapon <weapon> #fitectl armor <armor>
[20:05:42] <xhedit> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:05:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:05:34] <MrPlow> swiss falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[20:05:17] <cmn32480> #fite Subsentient
[20:05:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> normally the good fairy only comes around every four hours
[20:05:10] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:05:10] <cmn32480> #fite swiss
[20:05:09] <Subsentient> How do I get set up?
[20:04:55] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[20:04:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[20:04:54] <Subsentient> lol
[20:04:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> annoying new game i cooked up
[20:04:45] <Subsentient> #goodfairy
[20:04:37] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 50, hp: 62, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[20:04:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[20:04:23] <MrPlow> Subsentient falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:04:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:04:09] <Subsentient> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:03:15] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[20:03:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[20:03:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was gonna beat him up like i do the rest of the bots
[20:03:08] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[20:03:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:03:08] <Subsentient> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:02:43] <MrPlow> Subsentient falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:02:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:02:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Subsentient
[20:02:34] <Subsentient> Lenovo Thinkpad T410 :^3
[20:02:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, sup, yo. ahh, was wondering why aqu4 quit yesterday.
[20:01:51] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: New laptop :^D
[20:01:40] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Hai.
[20:01:32] <exec> └─ 13NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE PENIS! - YouTube
[20:01:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[20:00:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, so anyway, the whole nap thing didn't work. i forgot to take my drugs until like 11 so the adderall was still percolating nicely when i laid down.
[20:00:42] <xhedit> gotta vote for the penis soon
[19:59:48] <xhedit> :P
[19:59:34] <xhedit> TMB: beep beep
[19:58:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really need to get used to my new beep. my old beep wav disappeared so i had to hunt up a new one.
[19:57:50] <chromas> it was the hairy one
[19:57:27] <cmn32480> wasn't me
[19:57:13] <MrPlow> xhedit level: 42, hp: 34, weapon: 'r2pipe', armor: 'leisure suit'
[19:57:13] <xhedit> #fitectl status
[19:57:09] <cmn32480> yer jsut jealous that I stink worse
[19:57:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> what the... oh, someone pinged me
[19:56:59] <MrPlow> exec level: 12, hp: 0, weapon: 'a pair of jiggly juggs', armor: 'gaggle of giggles'
[19:56:59] <exec> #fitectl status
[19:56:58] <cmn32480> ~say #fitectl status
[19:56:55] <swiss> cmn32480: armor stealer
[19:56:45] <swiss> my stench must have turned you off
[19:56:44] <xhedit> you're a peasant, i blame TMB's random generator
[19:56:37] <MrPlow> cmn32480 level: 33, hp: 0, weapon: 'the CoC of Conformity', armor: 'Body Odor'
[19:56:37] <cmn32480> #fitectl status
[19:56:35] <xhedit> yeah that took forever
[19:56:25] <MrPlow> swiss level: 2, hp: 0, weapon: 'dragondildo', armor: 'ungodly stench'
[19:56:25] <swiss> #fitectl status
[19:56:18] <MrPlow> swiss falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[19:56:17] <swiss> xhedit: wow, we're having a long battle
[19:56:12] <cmn32480> now swiss is dead
[19:55:55] * AndyTheAbsurd : Blergh, I am dead.
[19:55:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:55:46] <xhedit> #fite swiss
[19:55:40] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at swiss's feet.
[19:55:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:55:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite swiss
[19:55:28] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd level: 2, hp: 12, weapon: '#TriggerWarning', armor: 'thick layer of used chewing gum'
[19:55:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitectl status
[19:55:21] <cmn32480> when the good fairy unvanquishes me
[19:55:12] <cmn32480> i'll fix that later
[19:55:03] <swiss> finally, i am victorious
[19:54:55] <MrPlow> chromas falls broken at swiss's feet.
[19:54:44] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:54:44] <swiss> #fite chromas
[19:54:42] <swiss> ha ha ha
[19:54:10] <cmn32480> rats
[19:54:06] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[19:54:06] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:54:06] <cmn32480> #fite swiss
[19:53:57] <cmn32480> #FITE SWISS
[19:52:32] <cmn32480> generalyl very good stuff and often have some exceptioally good spec like the ability to take large amounts of RAM, and high end procs
[19:52:30] <chromas> Past tense? Did it die?
[19:52:25] * xhedit tries to walk off with andy's notebook
[19:52:15] <swiss> i loved my inspiron
[19:52:04] <cmn32480> PRecision workstations are Desktop replacements for business class gear
[19:51:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> This a a "Precision M4700" so it doesn't fall under any of those.
[19:51:36] <Bender> uppers of inspiron are: swiss: 1
[19:51:36] <chromas> !whoup inspiron
[19:51:26] <Bender> karma - inspiron: 0
[19:51:26] <chromas> inspiron--
[19:51:05] <cmn32480> AndyTheAbsurd - Inspiron line is consumer, Vostro is SMB (kinda), and Latitude is business class
[19:50:35] <Subsentient> AndyTheAbsurd: ... Why aren't you loading your OS image into RAM at boot?
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[19:50:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> Subsentient: I don't know what channel(s) it originally came through but it's got an i7 processor, 32GB of RAM, and 256GB SSD.
[19:48:56] <Subsentient> AndyTheAbsurd: Business class I assume?
[19:48:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm using a refurb Dell for my personal laptop at the moment, though.
[19:48:40] <Subsentient> chromas: Yeah I'm aware.
[19:48:30] <chromas> Better get SL3 off the ground then, quick-a-ly
[19:48:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> ThinkPads are generally pretty awesome
[19:48:19] <Subsentient> Disable selinux, load it with Epoch, swap GRUB2 for syslinux, great OS ^^
[19:47:51] <Subsentient> I still like Fedora though. If they get rid of 32-bit I'll be pissed.
[19:47:36] <Subsentient> lol no shit
[19:47:14] <chromas> fedora was tha cause
[19:46:45] <Subsentient> mechanicjay: dnf was the cause?
[19:45:57] <Subsentient> 1TB drive I ripped from my old laptop, came with 160GB.
[19:45:38] <Subsentient> DDR3
[19:45:34] <Subsentient> 4GB RAM but I'm gonna upgrade it
[19:45:20] <Subsentient> 2.4Ghz core i5 (2 cores, 4 threads)
[19:44:52] <Subsentient> DECbot_afk: Got this off ebay buy-it-now for $90
[19:44:49] <mechanicjay> We started transitional away from Fedora for our supported image, so it's less of a concern for us now.
[19:44:17] <Subsentient> mechanicjay: A LOT better.
[19:44:08] <Subsentient> mechanicjay: Yeah it wasn't, but it's gotten a lot better.
[19:43:55] <Subsentient> DECbot_afk: Yeah, I'd say this machine wipes the floor with my 2015, and it's made in 2011. None of that's surprising, collapse of Moore's law and all, but you know.
[19:43:54] <mechanicjay> we've been referring to dnf around here as "Did not finish", definitely not ready for prime-time when Fedora first rolled it out.
[19:43:49] <chromas> Needs PAckageKit support ;)
[19:43:07] <Subsentient> I like Fedora's dnf, and imma try and make Packrat at least that efficient.
[19:43:05] <DECbot_afk> Subsentient: would you mind putting a short review of your lappy when you get a good feel for it? I'm looking to get a new (cheap) lappy in a few months.
[19:42:40] <Subsentient> It runs on it, because I used my SubLinux keychain thumbdrive when I first got it, but now it runs Fedora since I'm still working on Packrat package manager for SubLinux 3, and SubLinux 2 is over 2 years old.
[19:42:02] <chromas> (with systemd)
[19:41:48] <chromas> Have you got sublinux running on it?
[19:41:44] <Subsentient> :^3
[19:41:16] * chromas prefers the clitmouse
[19:41:15] <Subsentient> mechanicjay: hehe I believe it
[19:41:09] <cmn32480> mechanicjay - Mine is roughly 50% Trump, 20% OTher, Remainder Hillary
[19:41:07] <mechanicjay> that took 10 years of near constant use, btw
[19:40:57] * Subsentient fondles his nipple mouse
[19:40:56] <mechanicjay> Subsentient: those are pretty good machines. I just burned out a couple CPU heatsinks on my T400 - finally gave up after it blew the 3rd one.
[19:40:56] <DECbot_afk> I have the impression that SN is very Other, but I'm curious if that's how we ended \up voting
[19:40:43] <chromas> Stop playing with your mouse, Subsentient! You're making Jesus cry wine tears
[19:40:31] <Subsentient> Booted right up, Linux FTW.
[19:40:22] <Subsentient> Took the 1TB from my old machine and stuck it in this one, replacing the stock 160GB.
[19:40:05] * Subsentient is enjoying his new refurbished T410 thinkpad he has with a core i5, great keyboard, and a nipple mouse, which Subsentient loves.
[19:39:50] <mechanicjay> My impression in my social circle at any rate is that people I know are about split in thirds between Clinton/Trump/Other
[19:39:41] <cmn32480> yeah chromas... the internet always forgets
[19:39:40] <chromas> If you wait awhile you can vote again because it forgot you already did
[19:39:23] <chromas> The db forgets though
[19:38:52] <DECbot_afk> But I see merit behind not wanting to associate nicks with votes
[19:38:27] * Subsentient sprays chunky vomit all over the floor, ceiling and walls
[19:37:58] <DECbot_afk> and get an idea how many sylnts went 3rd party vs the rest of the US
[19:37:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> [ ] Crystal healing lady [ ] A penis
[19:37:08] <DECbot_afk> I was more intersted in if votes match voting machine output, but I see your point
[19:37:02] <cmn32480> a poll wioht one option sin't really a poll is it?
[19:36:43] <chromas> "I voted for: [ ] The giant douche [ ] The turd sandwich"
[19:36:19] <chromas> Make it ambiguous
[19:34:34] <cmn32480> DECbot_afk, I don't think we are gonna run a poll soliticing who people voted for.
[19:27:04] <exec> welcome Subsentient: Phoenix, AZ, USA 12:27 PM Navajo County, AZ, USA (GMT-7), 29°C/85°F, 12:27 pm GMT-7, Tuesday, 8 November 2016
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[19:25:29] <DECbot_afk> just wanted to tip you guys off in the case it slips through the cracks
[19:24:57] <DECbot_afk> though, I can respect if we're not doing another political poll
[19:24:04] <DECbot_afk> threw in a poll idea related to the US elections.... hate to see it go to waste as this is election day
[19:18:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Anesthesia Before Age 4 Has Only a Minor Effect on Academics Later - http://sylnt.us - breathe-deeply-and-count-backwards-from-100
[19:15:22] <cmn32480> DECbot_afk, wassup?
[19:13:02] DECbot is now known as DECbot_afk
[19:04:34] <DECbot> any editors on?
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[18:54:31] <exec> #goodfairy
[18:54:29] <cmn32480> ~say #goodfairy
[18:53:47] <chromas> #say #goodfairy
[18:47:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> if the site goes down, yall are just fucked if you can't find anyone but me to fix it.
[18:47:23] * cmn32480 waits impatiently for the good fairy
[18:47:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, ima get me a nap then go to the house o booze and stock up for tonight then come back and throw something on for dinner then start getting righteously drunk.
[18:46:13] <cmn32480> we'll see what he says
[18:45:08] <cmn32480> too late... I sent it to our channel rep... and the rest of the tech team here found it hilarious
[18:44:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, yes. shut up and do it wrong like they told you.
[18:43:59] <cmn32480> is it rude to point out errors in manufacturer mandated training when they supply the training materials?
[18:43:48] <weeds> It has already started: Trump files Nevada voting lawsuit
[18:43:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i just need a chauffeur
[18:42:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, sweet... turns out you can booze it up while riding around in a car in tennessee as long as you ain't driving
[18:40:43] <weeds> cmn32480, There is nothing stopping you. Write a "controversial" (bulls..t) book and go from there...
[18:33:12] <cmn32480> given the option, at what they pay her, I'd do it in a heartbeat
[18:32:57] <cmn32480> no.. that makes them an opportunist. And most of them do it to push their latest book, show, etc
[18:31:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> Anybody who gets paid primarily to comment on politics is a loony tune
[18:30:39] <weeds> I can agree with that.
[18:30:10] <cmn32480> regardless of where your grandparents are born... she's a loony tunes
[18:29:58] <weeds> AndyTheAbsurd, lol
[18:29:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> So Ann Coulter is loser
[18:29:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> weeds: all four of my grandparents were born in the US, and there's no way I'd vote for Trump.
[18:29:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3003
[18:29:35] <cmn32480> coffee++
[18:29:20] <Bender> karma - smoking: -12
[18:29:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> smoking--
[18:28:58] <Bender> karma - smoking: -11
[18:28:57] <weeds> smoking--
[18:28:46] <weeds> AndyTheAbsurd, my grandfather is off the boat from Germany, worked his ass off his whole life, paid taxes, ... According to Ann Coulter, I'm an alien.
[18:28:38] <cmn32480> damn kids....
[18:28:22] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 194
[18:28:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[18:28:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[18:28:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, he's not 35 yet
[18:28:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, we should have all wrote in NCommander
[18:27:46] <mechanicjay> I wrote in myself for if someone appeared unopposed -- I tried to get my wife to do the same, but she didn't seem interested in supporting my bid for office ;)
[18:25:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> the donald ducks were for candidates running unopposed.
[18:24:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i went n voted johnson, some independent guy, Donald Duck, Donald Duck, and yes I would like to have wine sold in grocery stores.
[18:23:35] <mechanicjay> yep eyp
[18:23:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[18:23:29] <cmn32480> but I hope like hell he gets to the 5%+ mark
[18:23:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> voting johnson isn't really voting for president. it's voting for a serious third party in the next election.
[18:22:42] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[18:22:34] <cmn32480> the biggest issue I had with Johnson was that he came across very badly as far as being informed
[18:20:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> He might love the Johnson though. You never know.
[18:20:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, nah, he ain't dead, he's here legally, and he ain't a felon so he probably didn't vote Clinton
[18:07:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> I bet he voted for Clinton; I don't think he really wants to be president - that's why he got Ann Coulter to tweet that Nazi shit last night.
[18:06:47] <exec> └─ 13Trump Booed at His Own Polling Place - The Daily Beast
[18:06:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> http://www.thedailybeast.com
[18:05:12] <cmn32480> maybe people will go back to posting food pictures on facebook
[18:05:01] <cmn32480> dear God I can't wait for electins to be over.
[18:03:42] <cmn32480> there is a bet I won't take
[18:03:32] <chromas> I bet all those Clinton-related suicides are voting today
[18:01:20] <cmn32480> yeah you ahve to trade them with dead people.. adn tehy are tough negotiators!
[17:59:41] <chromas> You'll never get away from it!
[17:59:35] * chromas poisons the channel
[17:59:08] <exec> └─ 13U.S. voters look to game election system by 'trading' ballots
[17:59:06] <chromas> http://www.msn.com
[17:53:37] <cmn32480> I'm jsut a sucker who edits other people's news
[17:50:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> (Fortunately, I'm not involved in the process of *producing* news articles.)
[17:50:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> my employer is a news organization, so.... today's going to be fun.
[17:37:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Art of the Fang - http://sylnt.us - I-want-to-suck-your-blood
[17:33:11] <cmn32480> sadly, my emplyer frowns upon the practice
[17:22:54] * cmn32480 thinks he will take a nap and wake up tomorrow to a different nightmare
[17:21:08] <cmn32480> it IS in your best interest to add a new guy
[17:20:39] <cmn32480> we aim to add another new guy by next meeting
[17:20:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> I guess my credit card can absorb that as long as it only happens once.
[17:20:26] <cmn32480> jsut the first time.
[17:20:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> I was about to ask if the new guy always had to pick up the tab
[17:19:59] <cmn32480> that happens when you are FNG
[17:18:05] <cmn32480> and it is your week to pick up the tab
[17:18:00] <cmn32480> we meet this Thursday to drown our sorrows.
[17:17:41] <cmn32480> yes
[17:17:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> Do we meet at the bar? If so, does it have Newcastle Brown Ale on tap?
[17:16:40] <cmn32480> welcome to the club
[17:16:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> Your assessment of my level of faith is correct. I have none.
[17:12:30] <cmn32480> which I don't see happening, but hey, what do I know?
[17:11:37] <cmn32480> unless it is a landslide in one direction or the other
[17:11:17] <cmn32480> if it makes you feel better AndyTheAbsurd, I don't have any faith either
[17:10:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> It doesn't matter which way the vote goes, there's going to lawsuits to try to force recounts.
[17:10:54] * cmn32480 thinks AndyTheAbsurd has no faith
[17:10:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> I really don't expect it to be over today
[17:06:00] <cmn32480> the only way it will end is if she loses, or gets hit by a giant meteor
[17:02:13] <alexbst> it never fucking ends
[17:02:11] <exec> └─ 13Clinton Child Trafficking Allegations: A Series of “Coincidences?” - YouTube - 03https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WecVsPfkz8&feature=youtu.be
[17:02:09] <alexbst> https://youtu.be oh god
[16:48:35] * cmn32480 calculates that TMB ought to be sleeping at that point.
[16:48:16] <cmn32480> until 4 hours from now
[16:47:49] * cmn32480 is vanquished
[16:39:50] <swiss> TheMightyBuzzard: thank you
[16:37:45] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[16:37:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> swiss, you are avenged
[16:37:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:37:26] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[16:37:21] <exec> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[16:37:20] <cmn32480> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[16:36:49] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:36:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[16:36:23] <swiss> cmn32480: you beatin me up e'ery day
[16:32:37] <weeds> We have to allow for the possibility that it could happen multiple times.
[16:27:59] <cmn32480> the replacement election would have to be within a significantly shortened time frame. and inauguration (in the case of the President) woudl be pushed out some weeks to allow for the orderly transition of power
[16:27:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'd say that we shouldn't allow that even in the normal elections, but that would bump into free speech issues.
[16:26:17] <weeds> cmn32480, copy that!
[16:24:50] <cmn32480> agreed. but the replacement candidates woudl NOT get the 18montyhs or 2 years long election cycle we seem to currently have
[16:23:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: there's already a gap between the election and the time the electee takes office, so the follow-up election would just have to be held early enough within that time that vote counting could happen.
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[16:12:07] <cmn32480> implementation of the "None of the Above" would need significant caveats as to how the process after happens. Like the next election has to happen within 90 days, other wise we end up with another 18 months of this crap and the current elected official gets to continue pushing their agenda in the interim.
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[16:03:18] <cmn32480> correct
[16:02:56] <weeds> "he" being "none of the above"
[16:02:54] <cmn32480> correct
[16:02:42] <weeds> cmn32480, and if he wins, the other candidates are out and we start over.
[16:01:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, troof.
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[15:55:59] <cmn32480> elections like this are why we need a "None of the Above" option.
[15:54:45] <cmn32480> good guess Kreskin.
[15:52:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't think my house/senate pick's gonna win. the incumbents was running unopposed so i wrote in Donald Duck.
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[14:26:40] * cmn32480 likes the NOte 7 idea
[14:25:00] <boru> Give him a Note 7. Let chemistry solve your problem.
[14:24:47] <chromas> there's no apps so that means minimal malware
[14:24:37] <chromas> or win phone
[14:24:35] <chromas> give him a blackberry
[14:11:42] <cmn32480> I'm so tired of people
[14:08:04] <cmn32480> don't store shit on your local computer, put it on the network drive so it gets backed up!
[14:07:41] <cmn32480> reports don't go out before the documented review process is complete
[14:06:41] <cmn32480> the Customer folder, really ought to have their name spelled correctly
[14:06:15] <cmn32480> simple shit
[14:06:13] * cmn32480 thinks he might need to start firing people who can't seem to be careful when they do stuff
[14:02:26] * cmn32480 adds ti to the ever growing list of books he needs to read
[14:02:17] <cmn32480> understood
[14:02:12] <boru> In both books, that is.
[14:01:57] <boru> I'm sure you'd appreciate the humour.
[14:01:48] <boru> Well, there's something in there for anyone who works with computers in any capacity.
[14:01:22] * cmn32480 isnt' a programmer
[14:01:12] <boru> The Zen of Programming isn't, though, oddly.
[14:00:58] <boru> Though I think it's now out of print, actually.
[14:00:50] <boru> (Should be on every software engineer's shelf)
[14:00:35] <boru> Book 7, The Tao of Programming.
[14:00:21] <cmn32480> an eloquently stated truth
[14:00:00] <boru> "You can demonstrate a program to an executive, but you cannot make him computer literate"
[13:59:12] <cmn32480> boru - some days I really wonder
[13:58:50] * boru chuckles.
[13:55:31] <cmn32480> stupid isn't contagious is it?
[13:50:16] <cmn32480> this is the same phone I kicked off the network yesterday when I got a couple hits form the monitoring software that it was doing some funky network scans
[13:49:33] <cmn32480> because he was calling me from it!
[13:49:08] <cmn32480> I suggested he reboot the phone.... and then it hung up unexpectedly...
[13:48:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> Was your response "It's your *personal* cell phone, call your carrier and have them get it sorted"?
[13:48:11] <cmn32480> why woudl I care? you can probably do less damage to the company that way you technotard
[13:47:54] <cmn32480> "My personal cell phone won't let me on the internet"
[13:47:42] <cmn32480> Vp just called me...
[13:46:09] * boru takes notes, for if ever visiting the USA.
[13:45:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> fuck Krispy Kreme, those things they sell aren't donuts.
[13:44:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3002
[13:44:56] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:44:54] <cmn32480> and coffee too
[13:44:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> dunkin donuts has much better donuts than Krispy Kreme
[13:44:33] <cmn32480> and it is all made up IRC stuff anyway.. so whatever interpretation you want is good
[13:44:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't think being flexible will increase your bust size.
[13:44:09] <cmn32480> I'm flexible
[13:44:06] <cmn32480> or the other kind if he prefers...
[13:44:00] <cmn32480> yes
[13:43:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> DD = dunkin donuts, yeah?
[13:38:22] * cmn32480 hands TMB a tissue adn a cup of DD
[13:37:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> off to get some proper coffee now. watered down espresso is all fine and good but i want something that tastes mo betta
[13:36:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> roomie re the coffee maker breaking: god damnit! this really pisses me off! goddamned hillary! why'd the bitch wanna go and break a man's coffee pot?
[13:28:42] <cmn32480> like everythgin else, this will die off in a short time frame
[13:26:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Techrights Turns 10 Years Old - http://sylnt.us - advocating-for-the-people
[13:25:59] <cmn32480> understood
[13:25:57] <cmn32480> ahhh
[13:25:28] <boru> Yes, that is what I wanted.
[13:25:22] <cmn32480> not jsut silence it so you don't get an alert
[13:25:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, switch the view to flat, newest first ignore threads
[13:25:06] <cmn32480> the way I understand it, /ignore will drop the whole line and you will never see it
[13:24:41] <boru> Hmm?
[13:23:57] <cmn32480> does that ignore the whole line, or just silence it?
[13:22:28] <cmn32480> sure wish I knew what the new commetns were since the last time I was there...
[13:22:19] <boru> /ignore -regexp -pattern "^#fite" #soylent seems to have done it.
[13:21:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[13:21:28] <cmn32480> jebus... NCs latest is up to 198 comments
[13:21:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> and Leebert
[13:21:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i just like killing bots
[13:20:41] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[13:20:13] <cmn32480> kill my bot so I will go away for 4 hours?
[13:20:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:19:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[13:19:33] <cmn32480> turn off the sound
[13:19:25] <cmn32480> I'm looking inot that for hexchat too
[13:19:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> or that
[13:18:56] <boru> Oh, actually, I can make irssi /ignore '^#fite' too.
[13:18:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i can get rid of the redirected spam message
[13:17:44] <cmn32480> well... I had a good run
[13:17:23] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at SirFinkus's feet.
[13:17:16] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:17:16] <cmn32480> #fite SirFinkus
[13:16:45] * cmn32480 never thought of that
[13:16:25] <MrPlow> swiss falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[13:16:23] <boru> I guess I can just silence MrPlow.
[13:16:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:16:18] <cmn32480> #fite swiss
[13:16:13] <MrPlow> Runaway1956 falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[13:16:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:16:09] <cmn32480> #fite Runaway1956
[13:15:58] <MrPlow> Regurgitator falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[13:15:53] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:15:53] <cmn32480> #fite Regurgitator
[13:15:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> well friday not "just"
[13:15:39] <MrPlow> arti falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[13:15:30] <boru> /ignore all #fite spam
[13:15:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh nice. an fbi agent suspected of leaking clinton emails just committed suicide. that's 47 suspicious deaths of clinton enemies for those keeping score.
[13:15:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:15:29] <cmn32480> #fite arti
[13:14:19] <MrPlow> aqu4 falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[13:14:12] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:14:12] <cmn32480> #fite aqu4
[13:13:48] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[13:13:46] <cmn32480> $fite aqu4
[13:13:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:13:39] <cmn32480> #fite Loggie
[12:52:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, nah, i got booze for sanity protection.
[12:52:03] <boru> (And optional pit combat)
[12:51:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: If I were to interpret things as omens, I would say that it means the only way to keep your sanity is to spend all of today in bed without any source of news and just find out what happened tomorrow when it's all over (except the lawsuits).
[12:51:22] <boru> Probably a conspiracy; neutralise troublemakers by sabotaging their coffee makers. They'd never expected a True American such as yourself to own a girly mediterranian coffee aparatus as backup.
[12:47:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder if my coffee maker going out on election day morning is a bad omen
[12:29:07] <boru> I wonder if one could print the housing, and just add inserts.
[12:28:40] <boru> Pft, everywhere seems to be out of solderless Anderson powerpoles.
[12:27:09] <exec> └─ 13Seinfeld - The Magic Loogie, Reconstructed - YouTube
[12:27:07] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[12:27:02] <boru> Actually, it was a Han Trio. They went on the road as a Mexican ballad band thereafter, and released three top ten hits.
[12:26:25] <chromas> the ol' second spitter hypothesis
[12:25:57] <boru> Han Duo.
[12:25:54] <Bytram|away> LOL!
[12:25:48] <boru> There was another han solo on the grassy knoll.
[12:25:27] <chromas> wasn't he the only shooter?
[12:25:21] <chromas> first and last
[12:25:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> At worst, it won't be over until sometime in January, because if Trump loses (even by a massive margin) he'll probably file a lawsuit to force a recount; and if Clinton loses by a slim margin, she'll probably file a lawsuit to force a recount.
[12:25:13] <Bytram|away> Han shot first!
[12:25:11] <boru> Why don't _you_ have a great day?
[12:25:00] <Bytram|away> emacs!
[12:25:00] <chromas> See there, subject changed
[12:24:54] <chromas> systemd
[12:24:52] <Bytram|away> gtg... have a great day everyone!
[12:24:47] * boru grumbles.
[12:24:46] <Bytram|away> I'll be glad when the noise is over, too.
[12:24:27] <boru> I don't care for it.
[12:24:23] <boru> It's just everywhere.
[12:24:14] <boru> I sit down to read about the latest space news; headline "WHAT WILL CLINTON DO ABOUT SPACE???"
[12:24:13] <Bytram|away> well, there WAS an ellection a few years back when it was several *weeks* after the presidential election where we did not know the final outcome (see: chads, hanging)
[12:24:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> so basically: Don't expect to be over until sometime tomorrow, at best.
[12:23:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> Alaska and Hawaii will have polls that close later but don't have the population to sway the election much unless it's very close.
[12:23:42] <boru> It will never end, it seems.
[12:23:25] <chromas> Never! After the voting we have to talk about the votes and what that means about murka
[12:23:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> It'll be pretty much over once California polls close, but I'm not sure exactly when that is.
[12:22:56] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6399, owned by xserseva
[12:22:56] <Bytram|away> !uid
[12:22:50] <boru> So, when will all of that be over?
[12:22:33] <chromas> >implying bots don't rape
[12:22:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> results get reported as voting locations close and finish their counts
[12:21:00] <boru> When are the results supposed to come out?
[12:17:59] * chromas replaces himself with a nonsense generating bot trained on tumblr and 4chan
[12:17:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromer
[12:16:17] <chromas> oh sorry, lootas. The "er" makes it racis
[12:16:07] <chromas> looters gonna loot
[12:15:28] <weeds> chromas: lol!
[12:15:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it's kinda sad that it'll be the same people rioting no matter who wins.
[12:14:07] <chromas> While everyone else is out looting stores I can loot their car batteries for the ups
[12:13:09] <chromas> So really, just dip into the #blm folder. That'll save some effort
[12:11:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i expect riots either tonight or tomorrow, no matter who wins.
[12:10:53] <chromas> looks like we're all set
[12:10:32] <chromas> http://img.4plebs.org
[12:10:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, yall hear janet reno will be voting clinton this year?
[12:09:47] * NCommander sleeps
[12:09:45] * NCommander can sleep now
[12:09:43] * NCommander voted
[12:09:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's morning everywhere. some people are just confused.
[12:09:08] <weeds> here
[12:09:04] <weeds> It's morning
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[12:08:18] * chromas rolls .957775351313513514714734171641661875675432121481818
[12:08:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> quit trying to confuse me
[12:08:08] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with Perpetual Victim Complex
[12:08:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[12:07:50] <chromas> [0..1]
[12:07:43] <MrPlow> pass 1: 1
[12:07:43] <chromas> #roll 1d1
[12:06:59] <chromas> You can mark it in a couple places and calculate two values based on its orientation. The values are fractions
[12:05:46] <chromas> one-sided and infinite-sided
[12:05:39] <chromas> balls are great. it's like there's two but you only need one
[12:05:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, a one sided die would just be a ball
[12:04:42] <chromas> .mp4
[12:04:39] <chromas> two flats, one curve
[12:04:15] <chromas> three
[12:01:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> a one-sided die?
[11:58:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Xubuntu 16.10 Yakkety Yak is a Big Improvement Over 16.04 - http://sylnt.us - less-suckage-than-the-last-time-around
[11:38:41] <chromas> That just means we need a cylindrical die
[11:32:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's only hit, crit, and miss
[11:32:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes
[11:32:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[11:22:27] <chromas> Oh no! We're not even using the #roll feature.
[11:22:10] * chromas swings mightily
[11:21:40] <chromas> All one of it?
[11:21:35] <chromas> Are all the fite actions hard-coded?
[11:20:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> might could do a weekly battle royale
[11:19:42] <chromas> finally a +1 for chromas
[11:19:25] * TheMightyBuzzard mourns himself
[11:19:19] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at chromas's feet.
[11:19:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:19:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[11:19:03] <chromas> soylent arena
[11:18:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[11:18:36] <chromas> or teams. whatevers
[11:18:26] <chromas> For maximum #fite flood we need a #freeforall-type command
[11:18:22] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 46, hp: 12, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[11:18:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[11:18:13] <MrPlow> MrPlow falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:18:04] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:18:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite MrPlow
[11:17:16] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 45, hp: 21, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[11:17:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[11:17:11] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:16:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:16:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[11:16:47] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 44, hp: 42, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[11:16:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[11:16:39] <MrPlow> Leebert falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:16:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:16:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Leebert
[11:16:26] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:16:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:16:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[11:16:00] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:15:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:15:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[11:15:46] <MrPlow> Bender falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:15:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:15:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bender
[11:08:56] <boru> Ah.
[11:08:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> espresso is however an acceptable substitute
[11:08:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, already had both but the regular coffee maker went tits up
[11:08:08] <boru> Upgrade?
[11:05:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3001
[11:05:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:05:31] * TheMightyBuzzard celebrates the miracle that is his espresso maker
[11:02:21] * TheMightyBuzzard mourns the death of his coffee maker
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[10:16:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sharp Momentum Shift On Anti-Solar Amendment 1 In Florida - http://sylnt.us - stick-it-where-the-sun-don't-shine
[08:35:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Suggests Sperm Count and Quality May be Heritable - http://sylnt.us - switching-to-boxers-doesn't-help
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[07:45:59] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 18°C/64°F, 6:45 pm AEDT, Tuesday, 8 November 2016
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[07:07:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Significant Bronze Age City Discovered in Northern Iraq - http://sylnt.us - before-they-ironed-out-the-kinks
[06:56:04] <SirFinkus> what a fucking day
[05:46:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK's Tesco Bank Hacked - http://sylnt.us - we-have-detected-a-potentially-fradulent-transaction
[05:28:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Here Comes a Once-in-a-Lifetime Supermoon - http://sylnt.us - was-that-a-horseman?
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[04:46:31] <xhedit> i need to learn how to design psus
[04:44:49] <NCommander> appears the bot only listens to TheMightyBuzzard
[04:44:40] <NCommander> #goodfairy
[04:44:15] <NCommander> xhedit, he set me to 9000 cause of lol factor.
[04:42:17] <xhedit> Yeah, TMB and I got pwned by a db hacker or something ;)
[04:41:59] <xhedit> TheMightyBuzzard: I think I noticed a bug. If you win a fight, your hp goes up by 10 (i guess a holdover from when you levelled up and got 10 extra hp?)
[04:41:54] <NCommander> xhedit, you have fallen. Eek you are dead :)
[04:41:22] <MrPlow> xhedit falls broken at NCommander's feet.
[04:40:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:40:39] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[04:40:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:40:31] <xhedit> night cmn
[04:40:19] * exec cautiously deallocates a biodome of hold music from Soylentboobs
[04:40:17] <cmn32480> ~gnight Soylentboobs
[04:40:12] <NCommander> #fite xhedit
[04:39:59] <xhedit> #fite Aphrodite
[04:39:42] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[04:39:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:39:36] <xhedit> #fite Loggie
[04:37:01] <MrPlow> boru falls broken at exec's feet.
[04:36:49] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:36:49] <exec> #fite boru
[04:36:47] <cmn32480> ~say #fite boru
[04:35:00] <MrPlow> FatPhil falls broken at exec's feet.
[04:34:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:34:50] <exec> #fite FatPhil
[04:34:49] <cmn32480> ~say #fite FatPhil
[04:31:06] <MrPlow> cmn32480 level: 28, hp: 28, weapon: 'the CoC of Conformity', armor: 'Body Odor'
[04:31:06] <MrPlow> Deucalion falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[04:30:56] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:30:56] <MrPlow> CoolHand falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[04:30:42] <cmn32480> #fitectl status
[04:30:30] <cmn32480> #fite Deucalion
[04:30:27] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:30:27] <MrPlow> cosurgi falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[04:30:23] <cmn32480> #fite CoolHand
[04:30:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:30:17] <cmn32480> #fite cosurgi
[04:30:13] <MrPlow> SirFinkus falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[04:30:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:30:07] <MrPlow> Bender falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[04:30:06] <cmn32480> #fite SirFinkus
[04:30:05] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:30:05] <MrPlow> swiss falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[04:29:58] <cmn32480> #fite Bender
[04:29:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:29:52] <cmn32480> #fite swiss
[03:56:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UKs Tesco Bank Hacked - http://sylnt.us - we-have-detected-a-potentially-fradulent-transaction
[02:37:04] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[02:36:14] <Bytram> can't keep eyes open... calling it a note.
[02:30:08] <Bytram> maybe it was vegan styrofoam
[02:16:08] <chromas> Must be vegan broccoli
[02:15:26] * chromas cuts broccoli, finds white styrofoam-looking stuff inside stems
[02:06:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Latest on the Crash of ESA's Schiaparelli Lander - http://sylnt.us - locate-the-black-box
[02:02:44] <exec> └─ 13Campaign Clicker on Steam
[02:02:42] <chromas> http://store.steampowered.com
[02:01:48] <exec> └─ 13An Update to Our Supercharging Program | Tesla
[02:01:46] <Bytram> https://www.tesla.com
[01:52:06] <xhedit> Needs moar goodfairy
[01:28:11] <cmn32480> you rebel!
[01:24:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw it, ima just sleep more than 8h
[01:20:59] * cmn32480 loves nights when he can practice his Chinese with only the sound of the fan for company
[01:16:52] <Bytram> afk biab
[01:16:36] <Bytram> maybe everything IS bigger there?
[01:16:22] <exec> └─ 13Monster meteorite found in Texas
[01:16:21] <Bytram> http://phys.org
[01:14:51] * cmn32480 has no argument with that flawless logic
[01:14:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i like naps
[01:14:17] <cmn32480> just like jetlag
[01:14:13] <cmn32480> jsut don't nap again and you will be fine
[01:14:05] <cmn32480> you'll get used to it
[01:13:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, i dunno if ima make it till bedtime. stupid DST
[01:12:19] <Bytram> https://www.bloomberg.com
[01:11:53] <exec> └─ 13Physics and Astronomy
[01:11:47] <Bytram> http://www.innovations-report.com
[01:11:08] <xhedit> xd
[01:10:58] <cmn32480> xhedit - you are avenged, good sir!
[01:10:46] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at exec's feet.
[01:10:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:10:36] <exec> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[01:10:35] <cmn32480> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[01:10:27] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[01:10:20] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:10:20] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[01:09:55] <xhedit> jerk
[01:09:50] <Bytram> http://threatpost.com
[01:07:56] * TheMightyBuzzard crows victoriously
[01:07:45] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 41, hp: 11, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[01:07:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[01:07:39] <MrPlow> xhedit falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[01:07:12] <exec> └─ 13Quick fix for an early Internet problem lives on a quarter-century later | The Washington Post
[01:07:11] <Bytram> http://www.washingtonpost.com
[01:07:02] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:07:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite xhedit
[01:06:53] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 40, hp: 52, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[01:06:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[01:06:47] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[01:06:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:06:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[01:06:20] <MrPlow> Leebert falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[01:06:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:06:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Leebert
[01:05:53] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 38, hp: 46, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[01:05:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[01:05:47] <MrPlow> Bender falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[01:05:46] <exec> └─ 13Dial-up pioneer EarthLink still exists, and it’s merging with Windstream | Ars Technica
[01:05:45] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[01:05:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:05:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bender
[01:05:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 37, hp: 44, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[01:05:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[01:05:16] <exec> └─ 13RIP EarthLink, 1994–2016: From AOL killer to regional ISP's attic • The Register - 03http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/11/07/earthlink_1994_to_2016/
[01:05:14] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[01:05:13] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[01:05:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:05:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[00:59:42] <MrPlow> aqu4 falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[00:59:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:59:29] <cmn32480> #fite aqu4
[00:53:39] <MrPlow> Bytram level: 3, hp: 0, weapon: 'Sting', armor: 'Mithril'
[00:53:39] <Bytram> #fitectl status
[00:53:23] <MrPlow> Bytram falls broken at diginet's feet.
[00:53:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:53:14] <Bytram> #fite diginet
[00:52:57] <MrPlow> Pigeonburger falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[00:52:47] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:52:47] <Bytram> #fite Pigeonburger
[00:52:41] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see pigeonburger
[00:52:41] <Bytram> #fite pigeonburger
[00:52:23] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[00:49:18] <Bytram|away> They are priced $399 to $799
[00:49:01] <exec> └─ 13AMD supports 5K video with new Radeon WX GPUs | Computerworld
[00:49:00] <Bytram|away> oh, and you might find this interesting: http://www.computerworld.com
[00:48:48] <Bytram|away> cmn32480: well done!
[00:48:05] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6399, owned by xserseva
[00:48:05] <NCommander> !uid
[00:42:03] <MrPlow> Bytram|away level: 1, hp: 0, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[00:42:03] <Bytram|away> #fitectl status
[00:42:02] <cmn32480> oh... and we get a day of MOI!
[00:41:49] <Bytram|away> cmn32480: why don't pick on someone your own size? Geesh! ;)
[00:40:55] <MrPlow> Bytram|away falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[00:40:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:40:46] <cmn32480> #fite Bytram|away
[00:40:23] <MrPlow> Mayonaise falls broken at Bytram|away's feet.
[00:40:12] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:40:12] <Bytram|away> #fite Mayonaise
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[00:25:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trace Metal Recombination Centers Kill LED Efficiency - http://sylnt.us - dim-bulb
[00:05:37] <Bender> karma - coolhand: 14
[00:05:37] <cmn32480> coolhand++