#Soylent | Logs for 2016-11-07

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[23:58:37] Kyennee is now known as chromas
[23:26:52] <MrPlow> exec level: 12, hp: 16, weapon: 'a pair of jiggly juggs', armor: 'gaggle of giggles'
[23:26:52] <exec> #fitectl status
[23:26:50] <cmn32480> ~say #fitectl status
[23:26:26] <MrPlow> MrPlow falls broken at exec's feet.
[23:26:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:26:17] <exec> #fite MrPlow
[23:26:16] <cmn32480> ~say #fite MrPlow
[23:26:02] <MrPlow> SirFinkus's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[23:26:02] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:26:02] <exec> #fite SirFinkus
[23:26:01] <cmn32480> ~say #fite SirFinkus
[22:47:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Smart Motorways Catch More Than 1,000 Speeding Drivers a Week - http://sylnt.us - big-bro-on-the-road
[22:28:21] <SirFinkus> so I need to turn that off for that channel
[22:28:07] <SirFinkus> FatPhil: nothing wrong with idlerrpg, I just get highlighted every time I'm in a fight because my name is mentioned
[22:27:47] <MrPlow> chromas's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[22:27:47] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:27:47] <exec> #fite chromas
[22:27:45] <cmn32480> ~say #fite chromas
[22:27:28] <MrPlow> FatPhil falls broken at exec's feet.
[22:27:23] <cmn32480> exec shall avenge me
[22:27:16] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:27:16] <exec> #fite FatPhil
[22:27:15] <cmn32480> ~say #fite FatPhil
[22:24:57] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[22:24:51] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:24:35] <cmn32480> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[22:23:52] <MrPlow> Bender's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[22:23:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:23:52] <cmn32480> #fite Bender
[21:29:47] -!- weeds has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[21:06:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Clinton V. Trump on Copyrights and Patents: Reading the Platform and the Tea Leaves - http://sylnt.us - politics-for-geeks
[21:05:25] * MrPlow smakes the living room upside the head with yo mama's buttpipe
[21:05:25] <Kyennee> #smake the living room
[20:54:51] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with marmite
[20:54:51] <Kyennee> #smake MrPlow
[20:54:20] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see Kyennee
[20:54:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite Kyennee
[20:42:52] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[20:42:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:42:52] <Kyennee> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:42:50] chromas is now known as Kyennee
[20:42:44] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[20:42:44] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:42:44] <chromas> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:42:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh my god, they killed chromas. you bastards!
[20:38:14] <xhedit> you gotta fight some level 1s.
[20:34:07] <chromas> Must be some good jokes in there
[20:33:25] <chromas> I die every time
[20:32:32] <MrPlow> chromas falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[20:32:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:32:24] <xhedit> #fite chromas
[20:30:39] <MrPlow> Bender's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[20:30:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:30:39] <xhedit> #fite Bender
[20:30:35] <MrPlow> u falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[20:30:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:30:33] <xhedit> #fite u
[20:25:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> good nuff
[20:25:32] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:25:28] <swiss> TheMightyBuzzard: not fair when you're so powerful
[20:25:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:25:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[20:25:08] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see loggie
[20:25:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite loggie
[20:24:40] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:24:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:24:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[20:24:11] <MrPlow> swiss falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:23:57] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:23:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite swiss
[20:23:42] <MrPlow> Bender falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:23:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:23:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bender
[20:23:25] <MrPlow> CoolHand falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:23:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:23:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite CoolHand
[20:22:55] <MrPlow> Deucalion falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:22:45] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:22:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Deucalion
[20:22:28] <MrPlow> SirFinkus falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:22:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:22:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite SirFinkus
[19:55:10] <cmn32480> and the good fairy too
[19:49:52] <cmn32480> dang.. missed zz_janrinok
[19:39:17] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
[19:29:12] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 193
[19:29:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[19:29:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[19:28:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, basically. as long as johnson wins 5% of the popular vote though, I'm calling it a win for my master plan.
[19:27:23] * janrinok notes that there is no end in sight then ...
[19:26:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless hillary wins, in which case trump WILL sue and do his damndest to uncover every last bit of voter fraud he can manage
[19:26:01] <janrinok> then will begin the week of analysis of every result, why X won and why Y lost. The world should return to normal by late November
[19:25:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> my guess, it should all be over but the crying for recounts by 10pm central or 4am UTC
[19:25:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> if she DOESN'T win them, she's proper fucked
[19:24:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be as early as 9pm eastern since you can discount all the states actually on the west coast and just go ahead and count them Clinton
[19:23:49] <janrinok> I think it will be about midday Wednesday here providing there are no problems with the count
[19:23:12] * TheMightyBuzzard looks that up
[19:22:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> when the polls close on the west coast
[19:22:28] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[19:22:19] <janrinok> what's the earliest that we could know the result?
[19:21:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to be a real nail-biter but i expect the rigged voting machines and other election fraud will pull it out for hillary.
[19:20:50] <janrinok> you're just trying to worry us now, aren't you
[19:20:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, lookin at the battleground state polls, trump's polling slightly higher in every state he NEEDS to win.
[19:17:25] <janrinok> perfect!
[19:16:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> better wine than you'd find in france anyway. a) elderberry, b) free cause it's homemade
[19:15:35] <janrinok> I'll bet that would be a bloody good night too
[19:14:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> and we can both mock trump's hair and hillary's inability to stand up without a podium to lean on for more than 15 minutes
[19:13:30] <janrinok> lol
[19:13:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can harp on brexit and the corruption of your MPs, i can harp on election fraud and the corruption of... well basically everyone remotely involved in politics over here.
[19:12:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent
[19:10:17] <janrinok> I'm just booking my flight to come and join you - I'll bring some beers :)
[19:09:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was thinking leftover brisket and the cheesy, spicy potatoes we forgot to make yesterday. so, close enough.
[19:09:11] <janrinok> a nice steak and fries
[19:08:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably not. something good instead.
[19:08:29] <janrinok> pop-corn too?
[19:07:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i have a bottle n a half of wine left in the house. that should be enough to get and keep me drunk while the results roll in tomorrow evening.
[18:42:02] <janrinok> thx - but you are talking gobbledygook to me ...
[18:41:27] <xhedit> use teh scoreboard to find victims, janrinok
[18:41:04] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[18:40:51] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[18:40:51] <xhedit> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[18:39:28] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd level: 4, hp: 19, weapon: '#TriggerWarning', armor: 'thick layer of used chewing gum'
[18:39:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitectl status
[18:33:47] <janrinok> story of my life ....
[18:33:38] <MrPlow> janrinok falls broken at AndyTheAbsurd's feet.
[18:33:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[18:33:28] <janrinok> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[18:32:45] zz_janrinok_afk is now known as janrinok
[18:24:24] <MrPlow> MrPlow's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[18:24:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[18:24:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite MrPlow
[18:24:16] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd level: 3, hp: 20, weapon: '#TriggerWarning', armor: 'thick layer of used chewing gum'
[18:24:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitectl status
[18:09:15] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[18:08:48] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[18:08:48] <xhedit> #fite Aphrodite
[18:06:11] <MrPlow> MrPlow falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[18:05:56] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[18:05:56] <xhedit> #fite MrPlow
[18:05:28] <MrPlow> u falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[18:05:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[18:05:18] <xhedit> #fite u
[18:05:13] <MrPlow> FatPhil falls broken at arti's feet.
[18:04:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[18:04:58] <FatPhil> #fite arti
[17:42:41] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 19°C/67°F, 11:42 am GMT-6, Monday, 7 November 2016
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[17:31:26] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 12°C/53°F, 9:31 am GMT-8, Monday, 7 November 2016
[17:31:18] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
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[17:02:00] <swiss> just throw the kid in the pool and see if their will to live is enough
[17:01:45] <swiss> do it the old way
[16:59:17] * cmn32480 leaves to take the girl to swim lessons
[16:48:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nap time
[16:48:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, now if the good fairy comes by at 2:23pm, i have done timers correctly.
[16:46:09] <MrPlow> weeds falls broken at AndyTheAbsurd's feet.
[16:45:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:45:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite weeds
[16:45:31] * AndyTheAbsurd high gives cmn32480
[16:44:03] * cmn32480 high fives AndyTheAbsurd
[16:43:30] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd level: 2, hp: 20, weapon: '#TriggerWarning', armor: 'thick layer of used chewing gum'
[16:43:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitectl status
[16:43:25] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at AndyTheAbsurd's feet.
[16:43:20] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:43:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[16:43:11] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd level: 1, hp: 11, weapon: '#TriggerWarning', armor: 'thick layer of used chewing gum'
[16:43:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitectl status
[16:39:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, feelin right puny at the moment
[16:38:45] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 31, hp: 12, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[16:38:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[16:38:38] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[16:37:27] <cmn32480> quick... hit TMB while he is weak!
[16:36:53] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[16:36:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:36:34] <exec> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[16:36:33] <cmn32480> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[16:15:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, think i'll have a nap. i'm currently adderall'd up and can still manage a couple hour nap.
[16:13:41] * MrPlow smakes Runaway1956 upside the head with a nickel
[16:13:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Runaway1956
[16:13:36] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 19°C/67°F, 10:13 am GMT-6, Monday, 7 November 2016
[16:13:34] -!- Runaway1956 [Runaway1956!~superoldg@162.216.xk.vi] has joined #Soylent
[16:12:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i take em every morning. they only kick my bp up by about 10 systolic and my pulse by +10%
[16:12:28] <chromas> make just one cup by reducing the water. it will help you concentrate. it worked in the '30s
[16:11:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, you should probably stay away from extra stims then.
[16:11:01] <paulej72> 3 cups of coffee would do me in at times
[16:10:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> and mess up my booger collection? Never!
[16:10:35] <cmn32480> and no need for constant potty breaks
[16:10:30] <chromas> What if you snort it?
[16:10:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> they ain't THAT strong. bout like downing three or four cups of coffee but last ~5h for me
[16:09:27] <paulej72> I am not sure if my heart would like that
[16:09:17] <chromas> just release a 12G update
[16:09:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, need a couple of my adderall for a coding binge? perk ya right up.
[16:09:03] <chromas> works for vidya games
[16:08:52] <cmn32480> do it like the olden days... make the changes on prod and backport to dev
[16:08:32] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[16:08:26] <chromas> go ahead and deploy and say you tested
[16:08:14] <paulej72> I have been so busy with stuff at work, that when I get home all I want to do is veg
[16:07:56] <MrPlow> armor for chromas set to plate mail tears.
[16:07:56] <chromas> #fitectl armor plate mail tears
[16:07:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pro-Independence Activists Barred From Hong Kong Legislature by China - http://sylnt.us - ain't-gonna-have-none-of-that-anti-talk
[16:07:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, no need to go that far. i'm certainly not going to switch to a standing desk.
[16:07:01] <paulej72> yes I need to get off my ass and look at it.
[16:06:45] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[16:06:45] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:06:45] <exec> #fite Aphrodite
[16:06:43] <cmn32480> ~say #fite Aphrodite
[16:06:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it's his sandbox
[16:06:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72 has some stuff he wants to do before we roll it out.
[16:06:26] <chromas> #fightctl armor breastplate of jiggliness
[16:06:10] <cmn32480> and this hasn't happend yet because?
[16:06:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh and no js necessary for comment collapsing/expanding anymore.
[16:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> old comments will be dimmed (still readable but faded) and speed will be heavily improved as well.
[16:05:22] <MrPlow> weapon for cmn32480 set to the CoC of Conformity.
[16:05:22] <cmn32480> #fitectl weapon the CoC of Conformity
[16:04:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i can't wait for the next site update. it's gonna make reading heavily commented stories so much easier.
[16:03:28] <MrPlow> weapon for TheMightyBuzzard set to Special Purpose.
[16:03:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl weapon Special Purpose
[16:02:49] <chromas> sword of unethics; deleted plate mail
[16:02:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> good fairy should be around fairly soon
[16:02:14] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[16:01:57] <cmn32480> methinks we been bamboozled
[16:01:41] <cmn32480> NCommander level: 9001, hp: 8988, weapon: 'sword of ethics', armor: 'shield of feedom'
[16:01:40] <cmn32480> WHA?????
[16:01:08] <MrPlow> boru's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[16:01:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:01:08] <cmn32480> #fite boru
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[15:59:46] <chromas> then we can all dogpile on someone to turn them green and health potions actually hurt them
[15:58:56] <chromas> signed hp
[15:58:31] <chromas> needs zombies
[15:58:16] <cmn32480> yeesh... is everybody dead???
[15:58:07] <MrPlow> MrPlow's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[15:58:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:58:07] <cmn32480> #fite MrPlow
[15:57:57] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[15:57:57] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:57:57] <cmn32480> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[15:57:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> To quote Andrew Dice Clay: "Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and quarter. Jill came back with two fifty - what a whore!" So clearly "vote for da ho" means you should vote for Jill Stein.
[15:56:00] <chromas> stop hating freedom and vote for da ho
[15:55:25] <MrPlow> SirFinkus falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[15:55:14] <chromas> alexbst: don't be sexist. the fbi said it was nothing
[15:55:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:55:11] <cmn32480> #fite SirFinkus
[15:55:00] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see SirFiinkus
[15:55:00] <cmn32480> #fite SirFiinkus
[14:36:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Office 2013 is Now Working via CrossOver 16 - http://sylnt.us - catching-up-on-APIs
[14:14:37] <Bender> karma - smoking: -10
[14:14:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> smoking--
[14:10:07] <alexbst> it's driving me nuts
[14:10:01] <alexbst> oh god I have to stop looking at horrorshow stuff related to clintons
[14:09:35] <exec> └─ 13Leaked NASA paper shows the 'impossible' EM Drive really does work - ScienceAlert
[14:09:33] <alexbst> http://www.sciencealert.com
[13:42:40] <Bender> karma - smoking: -9
[13:42:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> smoking--
[13:39:44] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 192
[13:39:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:39:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:37:10] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6399, owned by xserseva
[13:37:10] <Bytram|away> !uid
[13:37:01] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[13:37:01] <Bytram|away> !woop
[13:36:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3000
[13:36:57] <Bytram|away> coffee++
[13:36:50] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[13:35:50] <Bytram> okays... time for me to get ready for work. laters
[13:35:31] <Bytram> nograb
[13:35:29] <Bytram> cmn32480: ain't touching it then.
[13:32:37] * TheMightyBuzzard sets it to UTC
[13:32:26] <cmn32480> that is already live
[13:30:37] <Bytram> let's just save the idea for NC's state of the soylent discussion coming up in just a few hours
[13:30:16] <Bytram> heh, that would surely cause a kerfluffle
[13:19:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly. we should just set it to UTC
[13:16:21] <Bytram> DST flag, prolly
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[13:13:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, i think it's got ACs set to one zone right of EST for some reason. if you're logged in it displays correctly.
[13:10:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno why there would be but meh
[13:10:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think there's possibly a delay in updating the nicks list on ye ole bot
[13:09:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> fine fine. go do work instead of playing with the bot like everyone else.
[13:09:15] <Bytram> I am TRYING to fix problems with a story
[13:09:07] <Bytram> pls stop that
[13:09:06] <cmn32480> yer boy is missing people
[13:09:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky
[13:09:00] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see Bytram
[13:09:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bytram
[13:08:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i may monkey with making #fite-related commands multi-threaded next. the stuff's all in place, i just gotta remove the hardcoded delays and switch which function is called
[13:08:47] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see Bytram
[13:08:47] <cmn32480> #fite Bytram
[13:08:37] <cmn32480> hmmmmm
[13:08:23] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see Bytram
[13:08:23] <cmn32480> #fite Bytram
[13:08:20] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see bytram
[13:08:19] <cmn32480> #fite bytram
[13:08:07] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[13:06:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> 12:44 (06:44AM) is accurate for central time, which i am
[13:05:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks okay to me
[13:05:09] <NCommander> because I'm not that witty and I need sleep
[13:04:56] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, sigh, DST seems broken on the sight
[13:04:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> any reason you can't?
[13:04:06] <MrPlow> weapon for TheMightyBuzzard set to "; DROP TABLE characters;.
[13:04:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl weapon "; DROP TABLE characters;
[13:04:04] <NCommander> kinda wishes he could make something like that
[13:03:55] * NCommander sighs
[13:03:53] <NCommander> reminds me of Kingdom of loathing
[13:03:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, you know one or two of these chuckleheads is going to write up a grinding script and pass you up in a couple months
[13:03:08] <FatPhil> Your #TriggerWarnings cannot harm me!
[12:57:39] * AndyTheAbsurd shakes fist in rage
[12:57:13] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[12:56:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:56:59] <FatPhil> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[12:56:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - State of the Soylent: Community Roundtable - http://sylnt.us - whadaya-say?
[12:55:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> /join #fite if you want to be able to see the scoreboard. it gets too spammy for #soylent
[12:55:07] <boru> Hmm.
[12:55:05] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see bor\\u
[12:55:05] <boru> #fite bor\\u
[12:54:39] <NCommander> ^_^
[12:54:36] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see someone who's alive
[12:54:36] <NCommander> #fite someone who's alive
[12:54:19] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[12:54:19] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:54:19] <NCommander> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:54:16] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see himself
[12:54:16] <FatPhil> #fite himself
[12:54:14] <NCommander> #fire TheMightyBuzzard
[12:54:08] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see his penis
[12:54:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite his penis
[12:54:06] <NCommander> Guess MrPlow is an athiest
[12:53:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[12:53:57] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see God
[12:53:57] <NCommander> #fite God
[12:53:20] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see bor\0u
[12:53:20] <boru> #fite bor\0u
[12:53:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> hashrefs are god's own misc pile
[12:53:08] <NCommander> Maybe fight scores should be equal to the number of times you're in the quote DB
[12:52:47] <NCommander> still lags the bot
[12:52:39] <Bender> Also in quotes: 7, 53, 82, 83, 86, 87, 88, 97, 106, 111, 114, 138, 147, 153, 156, 157, 158, 169, 171, 211, 212, 222, 255, 415, 458, 459, 516, 518, 540, 547, 590, 591, 592, 720, 760, 792
[12:52:35] <Bender> Quote 1 - <NCommander> DarkMorph, because whenever I have to touch hashref's I want to stab my eyes out
[12:52:35] <NCommander> !quote NCommander
[12:52:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow actually is. i just haven't changed the fite logic to use the new thread yet.
[12:52:19] <Bender> Added quote 792
[12:52:19] <cmn32480> !grab NCommander
[12:51:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, yup
[12:51:45] <NCommander> Only in #soylent would we complain our bots need to be multithreaded
[12:51:39] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see Fate
[12:51:39] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[12:51:27] <cmn32480> single thread...
[12:51:16] <NCommander> #fite Fate
[12:51:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:51:01] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:50:47] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:50:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:50:46] <MrPlow> MrPlow falls broken at NCommander's feet.
[12:50:43] <exec> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:50:42] <cmn32480> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:50:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:50:28] <NCommander> #fite MrPlow
[12:49:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> <MrPlow> NCommander level: 9000, hp: 9010, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:49:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[12:49:16] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[12:49:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[12:48:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> and every 4h the good fairy comes along and revives everyone
[12:48:12] <boru> Don't forget #fitectl boru -- the advanced quit command.
[12:47:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> let's see, there's #fitectl status, #fitectl scoreboard, #fitectl weapon <weapon>, and #fitectl armor <armor> so far
[12:47:44] <NCommander> yeah set me at 9000, it will be funnier this way
[12:47:36] <cmn32480> He done smoted hisself!
[12:47:29] <NCommander> lol
[12:47:23] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[12:47:23] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:47:23] <NCommander> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:47:05] <cmn32480> suicide...
[12:47:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> you win!
[12:46:59] <MrPlow> NCommander falls broken at NCommander's feet.
[12:46:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:46:55] <NCommander> #fite NCommander
[12:46:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> results go wherever you started the fite
[12:46:19] <boru> BOo.
[12:46:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> no help yet for it
[12:46:16] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[12:46:16] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:46:16] <boru> #fite NCommander
[12:46:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> all the blow by blow happens in the #fite channel
[12:46:11] <NCommander> ...
[12:46:07] <MrPlow> #fite is not a currently implemented command
[12:46:07] <NCommander> #fite
[12:45:54] <NCommander> #rite
[12:45:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, nah. mrplow now has a #fite command
[12:45:24] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, what is this for, the idlerpg or?
[12:45:14] * TheMightyBuzzard steps out for a smoke
[12:44:41] <NCommander> I should actually look at the backscroll
[12:44:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> fine then, you can fite your way up like the rest of the proles
[12:44:08] <cmn32480> and you never know when he is listening
[12:43:58] * NCommander is powerful and quick to anger :)
[12:43:52] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[12:43:49] <exec> welcome TheMightyBuzzard: Humboldt, TN 38343, USA, 7°C/44°F, 6:43 am GMT-6, Monday, 7 November 2016
[12:43:48] <cmn32480> LOL!
[12:43:46] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v TheMightyBuzzard] by Aphrodite
[12:43:46] -!- TheMightyBuzzard [TheMightyBuzzard!~TheMighty@Soylent/Staff/Developer/TMB] has joined #Soylent
[12:43:39] -!- TheMightyBuzzard was kicked from #Soylent by NCommander!~mcasadeva@Soylent/Staff/Sysop/mcasadevall [boom. headshot]
[12:43:37] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o NCommander] by Aphrodite
[12:43:37] <NCommander> .op
[12:43:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> Fuck subtle -- Harry Dresden
[12:43:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> -- Gandalf
[12:43:16] <boru> It'd probably takes us months to defeat him.
[12:42:53] <boru> Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle, and quick to anger.
[12:42:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i think i'll set NCommander to level 9000 just for kicks
[12:42:01] <cmn32480> first cabbages... now badgers? what'd I do????
[12:41:38] * boru casts spell: badger storm lvl 100 on cmn32480
[12:41:16] * cmn32480 tosses them back so boru can work on his aim
[12:41:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole exec, knowing i meant the action instead of privmsg
[12:40:57] * boru throws rotten cabbages at cmn32480
[12:40:28] <exec> <TheMightyBuzzard> <cmn32480> has a feeling he is the court jester
[12:40:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, s/about to become//
[12:40:17] * boru chuckles
[12:40:05] * cmn32480 has a feeling he is about to become the court jester
[12:39:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, i didn't write in fumbles
[12:39:09] <boru> Or make his character clumsy, and drop their weapon every other turn.
[12:38:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just rarely use the inequality operator in sql. normally it's more suited to being used in actual code.
[12:38:20] <boru> Just make every hit on cmn32480 a crit.
[12:38:15] * cmn32480 kicks a dirt clod...
[12:38:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> means you get to stay at 0
[12:37:59] <boru> I haven't written any SQL in about a decade, really.
[12:37:50] <cmn32480> unless that measn I get to stay at *10
[12:37:46] <boru> So, preferable, I suppose.
[12:37:40] <boru> I think <> is ANSI.
[12:37:39] * cmn32480 thinks this rather unfair
[12:37:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> bloody sql inequalities, i always forget em.
[12:37:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, should that be <>?
[12:36:57] * boru approves.
[12:36:46] * TheMightyBuzzard changes the sql line to UPDATE characters SET hp = level + 10 WHERE nick != 'cmn32480'
[12:36:31] <boru> I would be carrying the scroll of badger swarm, silly.
[12:35:56] * cmn32480 looks around innocently
[12:35:42] <boru> Yeah, just autoslay cmn32480 each time the good fairy comes around.
[12:35:33] <cmn32480> that he drops it is funny
[12:35:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe just money and you can buy enchantments
[12:35:27] <cmn32480> who cares if boru had the Super-Magnum-Condom of Gilgemesh
[12:35:14] * TheMightyBuzzard thinks on it a bit
[12:35:00] <cmn32480> nah... just make it random
[12:34:59] <boru> Or just a weapon/armour modifier?
[12:34:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> we'd need an inventory system then
[12:34:18] <boru> Players >lvl 10 should drop magical items when they die, which are awared to the slayer.
[12:33:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> good until the next time she comes round
[12:32:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> like give everyone a 5% chance to get either their weapon or armor enchanted every time the goodfairy comes around
[12:31:42] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders adding temporary magical items
[12:29:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:29:18] <boru> Neat.
[12:29:14] <cmn32480> I believe
[12:29:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, natural 20 same as in dnd
[12:29:12] <cmn32480> boru ^^^ that is a crit
[12:29:02] <cmn32480> xhedit smites the everlovin crap out of exec with a r2pipe
[12:28:48] <boru> Oh, cool, you have crits?
[12:28:37] <cmn32480> that's what I was gonna do!
[12:28:32] <cmn32480> DAMNIT
[12:28:26] <cmn32480> what is the exact text that will pop up?
[12:28:19] * TheMightyBuzzard scripts hexchat to #fite cmn32480 whenever MrPlow says the goodfairy line
[12:27:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, the timer's working now anyway. goodfairy will be along every four hours, announced to #fite
[12:25:45] <cmn32480> it was worth a shot
[12:25:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> 1d8*2 if you crit
[12:25:31] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[12:25:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> damage is currently a constant 1d8 regardless of your level btw
[12:25:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:25:11] <exec> #fite xhedit
[12:25:09] <cmn32480> ~say #fite xhedit
[12:24:09] * cmn32480 watches TheMightyBuzzard reconsider his levling stragety
[12:24:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> also, cmn32480 is injured. kill him!
[12:23:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, me n xhedit ain't so buff now
[12:23:44] <cmn32480> BOOYAH!
[12:23:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> dayum
[12:23:34] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[12:23:16] <cmn32480> DOIH!
[12:23:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:23:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[12:22:30] <boru> #fitectl delete cmn32480
[12:22:18] <cmn32480> lol
[12:22:13] <MrPlow> FatPhil falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[12:22:07] <boru> Cheater.
[12:22:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:22:01] <MrPlow> CoolHand falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[12:21:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:21:55] <MrPlow> boru falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[12:21:51] <cmn32480> #fite FatPhil
[12:21:45] <boru> Pft.
[12:21:40] <cmn32480> #fite CoolHand
[12:21:35] <cmn32480> #chromas
[12:21:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:21:31] <cmn32480> #fite boru
[12:21:30] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at boru's feet.
[12:21:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:21:26] <boru> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
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[12:21:01] <cmn32480> so.. fight the weak?
[12:20:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> * 10 would have had fights lasting longer than the goodfairy timer at high levels.
[12:20:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, hp is now level + 10 instead of level * 10. choose your battles accordingly.
[12:20:10] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[12:18:08] -!- MrPlow has quit [Quit: Powered by Rust.]
[12:18:08] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[12:18:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[12:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent, goodfairy worked
[12:17:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> classes come later
[12:17:43] <boru> Needs more spells.
[12:17:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> no healing between rounds
[12:17:27] <boru> Execellent.
[12:17:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp
[12:17:12] <boru> I presume HP will be persistent, such that a group of lvl 1 peons can grind a high level warlock?
[12:16:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> goodfairy should fire in a few minutes. if it does i'll need to remove a debug statement and bounce the bot. if not i'll need to do some more coding.
[12:16:10] <MrPlow> weapon for AndyTheAbsurd set to #TriggerWarning.
[12:16:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitectl weapon #TriggerWarning
[12:15:55] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[12:15:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:15:55] <boru> #fite MrPlow
[12:15:49] <boru> #goodfairy
[12:15:42] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[12:15:42] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:15:42] <boru> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[12:15:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless you're already level 1
[12:15:31] <MrPlow> armor for AndyTheAbsurd set to thick layer of used chewing gum.
[12:15:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitectl armor thick layer of used chewing gum
[12:15:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> just one though
[12:15:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[12:14:54] <boru> You go down a level if you are defeated?
[12:14:50] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:14:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitectl status
[12:14:44] <MrPlow> boru level: 6, hp: 0, weapon: 'Shillelagh of Percussive Persuasion', armor: 'Mantle of Infinite Badgers'
[12:14:44] <boru> #fitectl status
[12:14:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> goodfairy is set to 5m for debugging
[12:14:13] <boru> ~say #fite exec
[12:13:53] <boru> You dastard, I was about to do that!
[12:13:52] * TheMightyBuzzard waits patiently
[12:13:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[12:13:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl boru
[12:13:33] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 30, hp: 300, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'mighty balls'
[12:13:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[12:12:47] -!- MrPlow [MrPlow!MrPlow@nsa.gov] has joined #Soylent
[12:12:36] -!- MrPlow has quit [Quit: Powered by Rust.]
[12:12:36] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[12:12:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[12:12:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, mrplow is in testing mode for a bit. don't play with him.
[12:06:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, exec has class oozing from its every orifice
[12:06:21] * exec faithfully gives birth to a rusty trombone of encouragement for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:06:19] <JamesNZ> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:06:13] <JamesNZ> Charming ;)
[12:06:05] * exec ceremoniously pits a tumblr of turtle jizz against JamesNZ
[12:06:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday JamesNZ
[12:05:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> which, i mean, there always should be but some people are silly
[12:05:54] <Bender> karma - cheese: 14
[12:05:54] <JamesNZ> cheese++
[12:05:52] <boru> You have my attention.
[12:05:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially if there's bacon in the cheese log
[12:05:24] <boru> Wtf is a cheese log?
[12:05:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[12:05:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> I think boru is the winner here, he got cheese logs and contentment... which are kind of the same thing.
[12:05:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i gotta figure out where to put the timer cleanup bit cause where it is will not work
[12:04:54] * exec clumsily slides the last slice of dangly bits to TheMightyBuzzard
[12:04:52] <boru> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:04:51] * exec sexually planks a finger of power overwhelming for AndyTheAbsurd
[12:04:49] <boru> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[12:04:31] * exec casually requisitions a mouthful of granola for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:04:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:03:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i know why that timer didn't fire...
[12:03:33] * exec slowly internalizes a pitcher of pain and suffering in AndyTheAbsurd
[12:03:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[12:03:30] * exec faithfully formulates a raid 10 volume of contentment for boru
[12:03:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday boru
[12:02:11] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[12:02:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:02:11] <exec> #fite boru
[12:02:10] <cmn32480> ~say #fite boru
[12:01:29] * exec single-candidly piles a cheap plastic cup of cheese logs on boru
[12:01:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday boru
[11:59:39] <boru> exec is getting too strong!
[11:59:33] <boru> Pft, stop that!
[11:54:09] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 191
[11:54:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:54:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:54:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> timer next which is going to necessitate several builds with and without debug statements and the bot going up and down like your mom on my prom night
[11:52:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, status command done
[11:42:47] -!- aqu4 has quit [Quit: aqu4bot baking shutting down.]
[11:39:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, bug fixed
[11:36:15] <cmn32480> ah well
[11:36:08] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[11:35:44] * cmn32480 jumps on the weak
[11:35:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:35:31] <cmn32480> #fite FatPhil
[11:35:19] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[11:35:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:34:57] <exec> #fite FatPhil
[11:34:56] <cmn32480> ~say #fite FatPhil
[11:34:43] <MrPlow> boru falls broken at exec's feet.
[11:33:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i should change MrPlow's gear
[11:33:42] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:33:42] <MrPlow> MrPlow falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:33:38] <exec> #fite boru
[11:33:36] <cmn32480> ~say #fite boru
[11:33:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:33:26] <MrPlow> CoolHand falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:33:14] <cmn32480> #fite MrPlow
[11:33:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:33:11] <MrPlow> chromas falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:33:06] <cmn32480> #fite CoolHand
[11:33:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:33:01] <cmn32480> #fite chromas
[11:33:00] <MrPlow> SirFinkus falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:32:48] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:32:48] <cmn32480> #fite SirFinkus
[11:32:01] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at exec's feet.
[11:31:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:31:46] <exec> #fite Aphrodite
[11:31:44] <cmn32480> ~say #fite Aphrodite
[11:16:08] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[11:16:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[11:15:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima fix the bug, write a status for fitectl that just gives your status, then look into why that timer don't work
[11:15:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - General Motors Ramps Up Chevrolet Bolt Electric Car Production - http://sylnt.us - power-to-the-people['s-car]
[11:15:14] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:14:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:14:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[11:14:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[11:13:05] <cmn32480> by losing I dropepd a level?
[11:12:45] * cmn32480 disintegrates
[11:12:23] * TheMightyBuzzard flexes
[11:10:34] <MrPlow> MrPlow falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:10:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:10:26] <MrPlow> chromas falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:10:19] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:10:19] <MrPlow> CoolHand falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:10:05] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:09:54] <cmn32480> #fite MrPlow
[11:09:47] <cmn32480> #fite chromas
[11:09:17] <cmn32480> #fite CoolHand
[11:09:04] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:08:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:08:50] <cmn32480> #fite Aphrodite
[11:08:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp
[11:08:37] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see aphrodite
[11:08:37] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:08:36] <cmn32480> remember that commercial?
[11:08:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> with a a pair of jiggly juggs
[11:08:29] <cmn32480> AA <honk> <honk> MCO
[11:08:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> for exec
[11:08:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> on your weapon
[11:07:48] <cmn32480> MCO?
[11:07:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> you got double a's
[11:07:14] <cmn32480> this won't end well
[11:07:03] <cmn32480> #fite aphrodite
[11:06:57] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:06:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[11:06:46] <MrPlow> paulej72 falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:06:37] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:06:37] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[11:06:34] <cmn32480> #fite paulej72
[11:06:24] <cmn32480> still are
[11:06:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[11:06:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, looks like the timer didn't work
[11:05:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i was last night
[11:04:30] <cmn32480> and in #fite.. you are now in second place
[11:04:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2999
[11:04:19] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:04:15] <cmn32480> agreed
[11:02:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2998
[11:02:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:54:13] <exec> <cmn32480> but I like cutting them up on Fruit Ninja
[10:54:11] <cmn32480> s/sutting/cutting/
[10:53:38] <cmn32480> but I like sutting them up on Fruit Ninja
[10:53:29] <cmn32480> don;t know that I have ever eaten one...
[10:53:15] <FatPhil> so it's just me, then
[10:51:07] <Bender> karma - pomegranites: -1
[10:51:07] <FatPhil> pomegranites--
[10:42:05] <cmn32480> that means I ain't gonna share
[10:41:48] <cmn32480> AND nobody watered my jalepenos!
[10:41:38] <cmn32480> yeesh!
[10:41:35] <cmn32480> seriously...
[10:40:01] <FatPhil> tell the employees to ebay off the stuff they pull out of the skip - but they must keep it at home
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[10:33:51] <cmn32480> JHFRC
[10:33:41] <cmn32480> I go out of town for a few days.. and suddenly we are f**king packrats again.
[10:33:25] <cmn32480> WTF is wroing with people? I threw out 5 or 6 boxes of Cat5 from 1998, and one of my people pulled them out of the dumpster. There is broken microwave sitting on my conference table, in the box the replacement came in, like we are keeping ti for some reason...
[10:26:17] <cmn32480> hed hides pretty good too
[10:06:26] <FatPhil> you can run, but you can't hide!
[10:06:26] <Bytram|away> laters
[10:06:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tsunami of Stars and Gas Keeps an 'Eye' on the Universe - http://sylnt.us - short-is-a-relative-term
[10:06:12] <Bytram|away> LOL!
[10:06:07] <FatPhil> dang
[10:06:02] <MrPlow> Bytram|away's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[10:06:02] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:06:02] <FatPhil> #fite Bytram|away
[10:05:49] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[10:05:43] <Bytram> and... I just popped in to fill in the story queue, am going back to sleep.
[10:05:36] <FatPhil> [up-arrow] [ctrl-a] [ctrl-k]
[10:05:17] <FatPhil> Must Puudel's good
[10:05:11] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 38°F, clear, wind N at 11 mph, humidity 66% - Monday sunny (37°F:49°F), Tuesday sunny (46°F:61°F), Wednesday showers (42°F:57°F), Thursday partly cloudy (43°F:54°F)
[10:05:10] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[10:05:08] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 35°F, clear, wind N at 9 mph, humidity 70% - Monday sunny (32°F:49°F), Tuesday sunny (40°F:58°F), Wednesday scattered showers (35°F:53°F), Thursday mostly sunny (37°F:52°F)
[10:05:07] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[10:05:05] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 25°F, clear, wind E at 0 mph, humidity 90% - Monday sunny (30°F:45°F), Tuesday sunny (35°F:54°F), Wednesday showers (26°F:44°F), Thursday partly cloudy (32°F:44°F)
[10:05:03] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[10:04:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2997
[10:04:43] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:04:35] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6398, owned by DBeemer
[10:04:35] <Bytram> !uid
[10:04:27] <Bytram> lol
[10:04:23] <boru> Yeah, that was your fault!
[10:04:22] <Bytram> see?
[10:04:17] * exec points at Bytram
[10:04:16] <Bytram> ~blame
[10:04:14] <Bytram> oh, and break it, too.
[10:04:08] <Bytram> I dunno... it's TMB's bot. I just use it on occasion
[10:03:59] <boru> It is!
[10:03:44] <FatPhil> suspish
[10:03:31] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see Bytram
[10:03:31] <FatPhil> #fite Bytram
[10:02:27] <MrPlow> cosurgi falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[10:02:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:02:17] <Bytram> #fite cosurgi
[09:57:33] <FatPhil> Fixed. John Surman - Valhalla, Garana Jazz Festival 2013
[09:52:51] <FatPhil> christ. why am I listening to Manowar?
[09:41:56] <boru> They're here.
[09:41:29] <FatPhil> dang, maybe I should reenable joins/parts
[09:41:21] <boru> Pft.
[09:41:16] <boru> I'm dead?
[09:41:09] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[09:41:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:41:09] <boru> #fite FatPhil
[09:41:02] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see Bytram
[09:41:02] <FatPhil> #fite Bytram
[09:40:36] <cmn32480> see y'all in a bit
[09:40:30] <cmn32480> well... I'm off to work
[09:40:14] <FatPhil> Crolles was a good idea, a collab between 3 theoretically competing companies, simply to split the costs for all of them.
[09:39:44] <cmn32480> so is xhedit... he's more powerfuler than TheMightyBuzzard
[09:39:22] <boru> exec is getting too powerful to #fite, now.
[09:38:59] <boru> I'm on the fence about it, really. I like the concept of things like RISC-V, but how can you be certain that's what you're getting back from the fab, lest you have your own SEM etc.
[09:38:42] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[09:38:42] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:38:42] <exec> #fite arti
[09:38:41] <cmn32480> ~say #fite arti
[09:38:07] <boru> Afterall, you're sending your masks to the competition for tapeout.
[09:37:45] <boru> Some people don't trust third party fabs.
[09:37:31] <boru> Depends on who you ask.
[09:37:30] <FatPhil> apart from the few who can afford fabs
[09:37:18] <FatPhil> fabless is mostly the future, I think
[09:37:02] <boru> This company is fabless.
[09:36:42] <boru> This is actually my first foray into semiconductor design; my background is space/aerospace, but I took a break to do something different for a while.
[09:36:01] <boru> Yeah, next town over from where I lived for a long time.
[09:35:44] <FatPhil> I know there was HF on the Toulouse Freescale campus. Fortunately no leaks while I was stationed there. Ireland = Intel? Fab?
[09:33:15] <Bytram> not on purpose, mind you; just out of a sense of unbridled curiosity
[09:32:42] <Bytram> prolly just as well... knowing me at that age, I'd prolly have blown the place up
[09:32:22] <Bytram> :/
[09:32:10] <Bytram> no at-home chem for me.
[09:29:38] <boru> Growing up, we did a lot of chemistry-at-home, but stuff like HF was too exotic to be...acquired...from university labs.
[09:29:09] <boru> Quite.
[09:28:08] <Bytram> some of the more, umm, aromatic creations were a fun read, as well.
[09:27:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Slow Ride Toward the Future of Public Transportation - http://sylnt.us - bring-back-the-trolly,-too
[09:27:23] <boru> "The shout “HF LEAK!” went out into the halls, and I’m told that the whole area set a never-to-be-equaled evacuation record."
[09:27:07] <boru> This one: http://blogs.sciencemag.org
[09:26:25] <Bytram> Rapid Disassembly of Lab Equipment
[09:26:02] <Bytram> ROFL!
[09:24:43] <FatPhil> FOOF!
[09:24:40] <Bytram> has a fascinating way of depicting just how crazy some of the those chemists were who would construct molecules with a boatload of N=N bonds in'em, and figure that was a good *starting* point
[09:24:14] <boru> Exeunt omnes.
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[09:24:09] <boru> That story about HF is great.
[09:23:36] <Bender> karma - understatement: 1
[09:23:36] <Bytram> understatement++
[09:23:21] <boru> Heh, yeah, that's a great read.
[09:22:55] <Bytram> not enough Nitrogens in that one... ever read Derek Lowe's blog: Things I would never work with?
[09:22:20] * boru chortles
[09:22:11] <boru> And, when enough of the human race have become addicted, hydrazine.
[09:21:33] <Bytram> hmmm, Caffeine, Nicotine, ... all you're missing is Thorazine. ;)
[09:20:45] <boru> Coffee chewing tobacco could be a marketable product.
[09:20:44] <exec> └─ 13Cheesoid Full Mitchell and Webb - YouTube
[09:20:42] <FatPhil> coffee bars, perhaps. Which reminds me of https://www.youtube.com
[09:20:27] <exec> 03[2016-09-13 01:49:4] #Soylent <Ciri_2> Kosher salt can't melt string beans.
[09:19:48] <chromas> ~last nick=ciri
[09:19:25] <chromas> or lollies for the lolis
[09:19:19] <chromas> lollies for the lollies
[09:18:52] <FatPhil> coffee lollies for the kids
[09:18:22] <chromas> Invent coffee chew and make a small fortune
[09:17:51] <boru> Subtle.
[09:17:39] <FatPhil> I'm just lapping this up...
[09:17:15] <boru> Norway will they Finnish in time, though.
[09:17:08] <FatPhil> and I never used it to wake up, I just wanted the flavours in my mouth!
[09:16:43] <FatPhil> when I was on ~8 coffees (drip filter, 200+ml mugs) a day, I didn't get any twitches. It was only the kidneys that suffered.
[09:16:36] <chromas> I'm sure someday they'll Finnish
[09:15:57] <boru> Finns could've put Finns in space if the instrument documentation wasn't in Finnish. Experts are still decoding it.
[09:14:56] <boru> Feh.
[09:14:47] <FatPhil> The problem with this cup is that it's not proper coffee, it's some aromatised nonsense.
[09:14:36] <chromas> You mean you could have put Finns in space but put your own health over your fellow peopleses?
[09:14:24] <boru> I think I was drinking 6-8 double expressos before lunch, just to wake up/be functional.
[09:14:21] <FatPhil> I guess I average ~1 cup a day now, I'm much more of a tea drinker.
[09:13:37] <FatPhil> living in finland, my consmption was astronomic. My kidneys told me to cut down.
[09:13:05] <boru> I gave up coffee about a year ago. I was drinking _a lot_. When I have up, my stress levels fell off a cliff, sleep improved etc.
[09:11:54] <FatPhil> I should buy a blood sugar monitor, I think that might bring some insight into my fucked-up sleep patterns (if only to rule out a dietary component)
[09:08:43] <Bytram> chromas: try saying something in #staff, now.
[09:06:26] <boru> Induced hypoglycaemia, I suspect.
[09:06:05] <boru> Low blood sugar?
[09:04:38] <FatPhil> having said that, this one is giving me some wicked twitches, and I hate that
[09:04:35] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[09:04:35] <exec> 03Ops: random, first, last, all, count, source. Parameters: message, nick, channel (regex); since, until (date-/time range); limit (maximum messages to return; default is 1, unless op=all); type [message (plain+action; default), plain, action, nick, mode, join, part, quit, kick, kill, topic]; out [json, php, tab, irc, message, html]; debug (show the query and whatever else)
[09:04:33] <Bytram> ~last ciri
[09:04:21] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see ciri
[09:04:21] <Bytram> #fite ciri
[09:03:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2996
[09:03:26] <Bytram> coffee++
[09:03:24] <Bytram> definitely
[09:03:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2995
[09:03:15] <FatPhil> coffee++
[09:02:29] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 10:47 PM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 12°C/53°F, 10:02 pm NZDT, Monday, 7 November 2016
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[09:01:40] <boru> Ah, closing it on astronomer's bedtime.
[09:01:11] <Bytram> EST: i.e. 0400
[09:01:05] <boru> I think it captures the political climate of the time quite well.
[09:00:39] <boru> What hour is it there?
[09:00:38] <Bytram> took me a while to remember the name of the story -- was a good read, back in the day
[09:00:21] <Bytram> boru: Thanks!
[09:00:07] * Bytram wonders why in the world he is awake at this time of the day, never mind why is he on-line except to push a few stories into a nearly-empty queue
[08:59:47] <boru> I really ought to give that a read again soon.
[08:59:40] <boru> Good job on the dept. reference, there.
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[08:57:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA and FEMA Conduct Asteroid Threat Response Exercise - http://sylnt.us - Lucifer's-Hammer
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[08:31:44] <boru> I think you'd have a harder time getting into .ch as an author.
[08:31:24] <boru> Yeah, I'm Irish.
[08:26:56] <FatPhil> .ch is beautiful, I'd love to spend a bit of time there. Maybe I should become a full-time author instead of a coding monkey
[08:25:44] <FatPhil> eu citizen?
[08:24:29] <boru> It'll be tough, but I'd like to get to .ch, with .de as second choice.
[08:23:39] <boru> I moved from .ie to .uk -- eager to leave again...
[08:23:25] <boru> Yeah.
[08:23:17] <FatPhil> I've worked for Freescale Semiconductor, that was relatively sane, but Europe was fairly autonomous. And I was working in Finland which is also pretty sane,
[08:23:16] <boru> Well, that email has used up the last of my tolerance for today.
[08:22:02] <chromas> they want to change that
[08:21:52] <boru> They really ought to toughen up. The world is filled with hardship.
[08:21:45] <FatPhil> youtube.com/watch?v=9aVUoy9r0CM
[08:21:37] <chromas> I bet the progressive stack is ordered with a bubble sort
[08:21:13] <boru> It's like these people spend their entire life being offended on everyone else's behalf.
[08:20:48] <chromas> The only way to rid the world of racism is to make everyone continually conscious of their and everyone else's race
[08:20:20] <boru> Semiconductors.
[08:20:13] <boru> If ever they made it to our part of the lab, they'd probably be horrified.
[08:20:10] <FatPhil> what field is your company in?
[08:19:48] <boru> I did get an email about some other shite where we could be coached to 'realise your unconscious bias' etc.
[08:19:26] <FatPhil> If your degree ends ".. studies", then you don't have a degree.
[08:18:58] <FatPhil> >facepalm<
[08:16:18] <chromas> Liberal arts has been leaking out into the real world lately
[08:15:33] <boru> Since we've been acquired by a large US company, it seems corporate toxicity levels have reached a new high.
[08:15:09] <boru> I've heard of CEO, CTO, CFO etc, but is this something new over there?
[08:14:52] <boru> Man, wtf is up with US companies. Email in inbox this morning, person X appointed to Chief Diversity Officer. What in blazes...
[07:55:03] <chromas> SirFinkus: you could toss a ban into #editorial as well
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[07:43:50] <xhedit> hmf
[07:43:30] <xhedit> #fite CoolHand
[07:40:45] <MrPlow> weeds falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[07:40:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:40:34] <FatPhil> #fite weeds
[07:38:30] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[07:38:20] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:38:20] <FatPhil> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[07:29:41] <FatPhil> SirFinkus: is there actually a bug with idlerpg?
[07:18:01] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[07:17:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:17:52] <xhedit> #fite Aphrodite
[07:17:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Bets on AI to Revitalize Galaxy Phones - http://sylnt.us - compared-to-natural-intelligence?
[07:15:31] <MrPlow> u falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[07:15:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:15:08] <xhedit> #fite u
[07:14:37] * chromas pastes on his X eyes
[07:14:22] <MrPlow> chromas falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[07:13:49] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:13:49] <xhedit> #fite chromas
[07:04:49] * chromas tries to stir shit
[07:04:45] <chromas> also fbi says hillary's fine
[07:03:02] * chromas enables systemd's ntp service
[07:00:08] <SirFinkus> what could possibly go wrong?
[06:59:58] <SirFinkus> I really should turn off notifications for that channel
[06:59:25] <chromas> /ban *!*@*
[06:59:15] <SirFinkus> anyway, if he comes back, send me like 5 pms, fucking idlerpg spam pings me twice if I fight a guy, so I'll know it's a human if I get more
[06:58:22] <SirFinkus> ineptly, and with obscene collateral damage I'm sure
[06:57:39] <SirFinkus> I got to swing a banhammer today, which is exciting
[06:57:02] <chromas> True. Turn that badge back in, boy!
[06:56:58] <SirFinkus> and I'm going to bed, if he comes back, feel free to spam like 5 pms at me, that'll get something to vibrate or beep so I can swing the banhammer harder
[06:56:22] <SirFinkus> I can't even ban an asshole on irc without help
[06:56:21] <SirFinkus> pfft, I doubt it, I don't do jack shit except "run" the folding team and some wiki stuff
[06:55:19] * chromas suspects soon SirFinkus'll be fulltime staff evrawhere
[06:52:37] <SirFinkus> might be a while
[06:52:30] * SirFinkus checks the snow forecast for hell
[06:51:06] <chromas> ha
[06:50:58] <SirFinkus> it should be fixed by the next staff meeting (lol)
[06:50:35] <chromas> (not that it's been 'released' yet)
[06:50:33] <SirFinkus> I'll let him handle it then, passed it along though
[06:50:28] <chromas> I bet it doesn't even support irc 3
[06:49:55] <chromas> I don't remember. Still charybdis though
[06:49:20] <SirFinkus> since xlefay is gone and juggs has been sorting all that stuff out
[06:48:51] <SirFinkus> we updated or changed the irc stuff recently, not sure if you're aware of that
[06:48:19] <chromas> here's the manual: http://files.pirateirc.net
[06:48:09] <chromas> (reduced moderation)
[06:48:05] <chromas> I think that option is +z
[06:47:07] <SirFinkus> thanks a lot for the help
[06:46:59] * SirFinkus sends more shit to juggs
[06:46:39] <SirFinkus> hmm, nothing
[06:46:30] <chromas> a couple
[06:46:22] <SirFinkus> did you send a second message after I opped?
[06:46:02] <SirFinkus> yeah, that might have been borked somewhere along the way
[06:45:45] <chromas> where ops can see non+v users' messages when the channel is +m
[06:45:32] <SirFinkus> try again?
[06:45:19] <chromas> though that's another setting
[06:45:15] <SirFinkus> nope, perfect
[06:45:13] <chromas> You probably would if you're opped there
[06:45:06] <chromas> Did you see it?
[06:44:55] <SirFinkus> just checking something
[06:44:45] <SirFinkus> mind trying to say something in #staff?
[06:44:38] <chromas> 'sup
[06:44:26] <SirFinkus> chromas, you still there?
[06:36:45] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o SirFinkus] by Aphrodite
[06:36:45] <SirFinkus> .deop
[06:36:42] <SirFinkus> not really, just conspiracy shit
[06:36:34] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o SirFinkus] by Aphrodite
[06:36:34] <SirFinkus> .op
[06:36:22] <SirFinkus> it was xuser all along
[06:33:45] <arti> hahaha
[06:30:39] -!- xuser has quit [Quit: SIGTERM]
[06:29:47] <chromas> ooh, only two bans on the channel
[06:28:54] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b *!*@*.us-west-5.compute.amazonaws.com] by SirFinkus
[06:28:47] <SirFinkus> yeah, was just about to say
[06:28:30] <chromas> maybe something like *!*@*.us-west-5.compute.amazonaws.com
[06:28:21] <SirFinkus> you know what?
[06:28:05] <SirFinkus> ahh
[06:27:54] <chromas> nick!user@host
[06:27:43] <chromas> you've got the nick in the user slot
[06:27:33] <chromas> doesn't match
[06:27:13] <SirFinkus> well, I hope that didn't break everythign
[06:27:03] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b *!EFKnockr@*.us-west-5.compute.amazonaws.com] by SirFinkus
[06:26:22] <SirFinkus> teach me how to banned asshol
[06:26:21] <SirFinkus> Deucalion on?
[06:26:01] * SirFinkus has never banned anyone on irc before
[06:25:45] <SirFinkus> or probably everything on compute.amazonaws.com
[06:25:12] <SirFinkus> something like /mode +b EFKnockr@*.us-west-5.compute.amazonaws.com should work right?
[06:24:30] <SirFinkus> I can ban him
[06:24:13] <chromas> Do you have kline-ability?
[06:23:41] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o SirFinkus] by Aphrodite
[06:23:41] <SirFinkus> .op
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[06:23:21] <EFknockr> 4,12 THIS NETWORK IS BLOWJOBS! GET ON SUPERNETS FOR COLD HARD CHATS NOW
[06:23:21] <EFknockr> 4,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[06:23:20] <EFknockr> 4,12 1 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 12,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[06:23:20] <EFknockr> 1,12 4 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[06:23:19] <EFknockr> 1,12 4 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[06:23:18] <EFknockr> 1,12 1,0 4 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[06:23:18] <EFknockr> 4,12 THIS NETWORK IS BLOWJOBS! GET ON SUPERNETS FOR COLD HARD CHATS NOW
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[06:21:17] <SirFinkus> that i've seen
[06:21:13] <SirFinkus> takyon: only his ass
[06:20:55] <SirFinkus> lolque?
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[05:48:20] <EFknockr> 4,12 THIS NETWORK IS BLOWJOBS! GET ON SUPERNETS FOR COLD HARD CHATS NOW
[05:48:19] <EFknockr> 4,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[05:48:19] <EFknockr> 4,12 1 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 12,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[05:48:18] <EFknockr> 1,12 4 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[05:48:18] <EFknockr> 1,12 4 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[05:48:17] <EFknockr> 1,12 1,0 4 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[05:48:17] <EFknockr> 4,12 THIS NETWORK IS BLOWJOBS! GET ON SUPERNETS FOR COLD HARD CHATS NOW
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[05:36:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CDC Identifies Drug-Resistant Candida Auris Fungal Infection in the U.S. - http://sylnt.us - This-fungus-is-not-very-fun,-Gus.
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[03:45:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Identifies Cause of September Explosion - http://sylnt.us - too-cool-for-its-own-good
[03:38:26] <takyon> he has posted a photo of himself IIRC
[03:38:20] <takyon> I don't think it is too hard
[03:10:20] <cmn32480> that boy better hope nobody figures out who he is online
[03:09:40] <cmn32480> I thought so
[03:09:33] <arti> that's hilarious
[03:07:37] <cmn32480> I shook my head and laughed
[03:04:26] <takyon> yeah I read the story
[02:56:33] <exec> └─ 13Journal of Ethanol-fueled (2792)
[02:56:31] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[02:50:56] <cmn32480> there was even a guy taking pictures of the Ring nebula with a pretty neato rig that followed the point in the sky for a 2 minute exposure
[02:50:19] <cmn32480> star clusters
[02:50:16] <cmn32480> the moon, Mars
[02:50:02] <cmn32480> they have a 14" reflector in the dome, and the people in the parking lot set up all kinda stuff to look at all kinds of stuff
[02:49:27] <cmn32480> in reality it was pretty cool
[02:48:43] <cmn32480> I was giggling all night like some kind of fucktard
[02:48:15] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[02:47:50] <cmn32480> and all I could think was 98.6F adn Windy
[02:47:39] <cmn32480> got to look at Uranus
[02:47:35] <cmn32480> we went to the local astronomy assosciation last night
[02:47:17] <cmn32480> oh
[02:44:50] <MrPlow> weapon for cmn32480 set to Ranch Dressing Hose.
[02:44:50] <cmn32480> #fitectl weapon Ranch Dressing Hose
[02:44:46] <exec> └─ 13The Jerk (8/10) Movie CLIP - Navin's Special Purpose (1979) HD - YouTube
[02:44:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[02:41:53] <MrPlow> weapon for TheMightyBuzzard set to Special Purpose.
[02:41:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl weapon Special Purpose
[02:38:32] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:38:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt karma chameleon
[02:38:24] <Bender> karma - chameleon: 7
[02:38:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> chameleon++
[02:38:17] <Bender> karma of chameleon is 6
[02:38:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> !karma chameleon
[02:38:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> or will be after my next commit and rebuild
[02:38:00] <cmn32480> make a max level... like Karma
[02:37:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, level + 10 it is
[02:37:24] * cmn32480 smites the everlovinn crap out of his late night chicken nuggets with extra Honey BBQ Ranch dressing
[02:36:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[02:36:37] <cmn32480> at level 600, we can all be dead, and by the time the figtht is over we all alive again!
[02:36:19] <cmn32480> hehe
[02:35:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i may do max hp as 10+level instead of 10xlevel
[02:34:53] <cmn32480> at level 25
[02:34:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> took three minutes to get me kilt
[02:34:41] <arti> dcc chat
[02:34:37] <arti> maybe make it over botnet?
[02:34:28] <arti> i'm sure you've got time to figure it out
[02:34:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> quite possibly, yep
[02:34:15] <arti> 3 episodes later
[02:34:09] <arti> like DBZ long?
[02:33:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, these fites are gonna get disturbingly long when folks start getting up around 600th level and such
[02:32:53] * TheMightyBuzzard db edits xhedit back to level 1
[02:31:43] <arti> i blame U
[02:29:59] <cmn32480> blame TMB arti
[02:29:50] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at chromas's feet.
[02:29:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:29:29] <exec> #fite chromas
[02:29:28] <cmn32480> ~say #fite chromas
[02:28:24] <MrPlow> arti falls broken at exec's feet.
[02:28:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:28:18] <exec> #fite arti
[02:28:17] <cmn32480> ~say #fite arti
[02:28:07] <arti> :D
[02:27:56] <cmn32480> OH SNAP!
[02:27:46] * xhedit takes a nap during the fite
[02:27:45] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[02:25:57] * cmn32480 had time to raid the Halloween candy on the way back too
[02:24:41] * cmn32480 goes to check his chicken nnuggets
[02:24:31] * TheMightyBuzzard goes for a smoke on the grounds that this is gonna take a bit
[02:24:15] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:24:15] <xhedit> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[02:24:11] <xhedit> let's see how bad it is
[02:23:55] <cmn32480> true
[02:23:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> well he hasn't rained hell down upon you yet, so i think you're safe
[02:23:37] <cmn32480> it is rather fun TMB
[02:23:05] <cmn32480> I hope not.
[02:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> not in that channel i wouldn't think
[02:22:31] * cmn32480 wonders if Dooooocalion gets pinged every time jugs gets mentioned
[02:22:17] <MrPlow> boru falls broken at exec's feet.
[02:21:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> yuppers
[02:21:42] <cmn32480> apparently once you get above level 10 things get rather lengthy
[02:21:32] <cmn32480> oh dear...
[02:20:40] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:20:40] <exec> #fite boru
[02:20:38] <cmn32480> ~say #fite boru
[02:20:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll fix the breakin shit bug in the morning
[02:19:06] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at exec's feet.
[02:18:58] <cmn32480> bot battle...
[02:18:48] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:18:48] <exec> #fite Loggie
[02:18:46] <cmn32480> ~say #fite Loggie
[02:18:40] <cmn32480> that's what I get...
[02:18:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> doh
[02:18:31] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at Loggie's feet.
[02:18:21] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:18:21] <cmn32480> #fite Loggie
[02:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> only if you don't wanna get realived
[02:17:47] <cmn32480> so we ought not wait 3 hours and 58 minutes and kill him?
[02:17:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, tested and the timers are at least counting down
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[02:15:20] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[02:15:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
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[02:14:51] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[02:14:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[02:08:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i know why the timer ain't going spastic...
[02:07:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope
[02:07:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google DeepMind to Take on Starcraft II - http://sylnt.us - Destroy-all-Human-[Player]s!
[02:06:58] * cmn32480 wonders if ther is a way to see just my scoreboard
[02:05:57] <cmn32480> that makes me giggle
[02:05:35] <cmn32480> "cmn32480 smites the everlovin crap out of Deucalion with a yo mamma's big pink dildo"
[02:05:17] <MrPlow> Deucalion falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[02:04:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:04:58] <cmn32480> #fite Deucalion
[02:04:42] <MrPlow> aqu4 falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[02:04:27] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:04:27] <cmn32480> #fite aqu4
[02:04:01] <MrPlow> SirFinkus falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[02:03:53] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:03:53] <cmn32480> #fite SirFinkus
[02:03:37] <cmn32480> alrighty... 'nuff vidya for today
[01:57:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> no joy for them. they just stay dead
[01:57:20] <cmn32480> and the folks on level 1?
[01:56:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, think ima make him let everyone #goodfairy at the cost of level(s)
[01:55:32] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[01:55:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[01:55:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[01:55:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #editorial
[01:55:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #dev
[01:55:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #fite
[01:54:56] <cmn32480> now we gotta wait 4 more hours to get #goodfary
[01:54:45] <cmn32480> fair enough....
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[01:54:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not fixing it right now though
[01:54:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's what the prollem is
[01:53:41] <cmn32480> interesting
[01:53:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> it just hates boru
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[01:53:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl boru
[01:53:24] <cmn32480> previously, that killed the bot
[01:53:09] <cmn32480> #fitectl cmn32480
[01:53:02] <cmn32480> easy
[01:52:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly. haven't even looked at it yet
[01:52:39] <cmn32480> you gonna fix that bug?
[01:52:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[01:52:29] <cmn32480> either way
[01:52:27] <cmn32480> or boru kills him
[01:52:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno if it's even working yet. it's the first timer i set up like this and it's not due to fire till 4h after the last time i started him
[01:51:19] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[01:51:11] <xhedit> I was hoping you were taking a long nap :(
[01:50:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> had to do that before the good fairy come round or he coulda kilt me
[01:50:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[01:49:52] <cmn32480> over 2 minutes...
[01:49:35] <MrPlow> xhedit falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[01:49:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp
[01:49:07] <cmn32480> geepers....
[01:48:25] <xhedit> gonna take a while.
[01:47:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, is a fite going on, hafta wait
[01:47:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[01:47:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:47:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite xhedit
[01:47:26] <cmn32480> there a kills tally?
[01:46:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, you really been rackin up the kills, xhedit
[00:35:25] <MrPlow> u falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[00:35:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:35:08] <xhedit> #fite u
[00:34:07] <xhedit> ;x
[00:32:59] <MrPlow> Bytram|away falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[00:32:40] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:32:40] <xhedit> #fite Bytram|away
[00:32:14] <MrPlow> takyon falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[00:32:04] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:32:04] <xhedit> #fite takyon
[00:31:48] <MrPlow> paulej72 falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[00:31:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:31:46] <xhedit> #fite paulej72
[00:31:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[00:31:35] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:31:35] <xhedit> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[00:31:16] <MrPlow> CoolHand falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[00:31:04] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:31:04] <xhedit> #fite CoolHand
[00:30:59] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see coolhand
[00:30:59] <xhedit> #fite coolhand
[00:28:43] <MrPlow> weeds falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[00:28:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:28:38] <xhedit> #fite weeds
[00:28:10] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[00:28:02] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:28:02] <xhedit> #fite Loggie
[00:25:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Election Eve US Jobs Report Reflects Continuing Stagnation - http://sylnt.us - probably-not-coming-back-either
[00:22:50] <MrPlow> boru falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[00:22:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:22:14] <xhedit> #fite boru
[00:19:35] <cmn32480> ahh well... we had a good run
[00:19:22] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at boru's feet.
[00:18:47] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:18:47] <exec> #fite boru
[00:18:46] <cmn32480> ~say #fite boru
[00:18:28] <MrPlow> chromas's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[00:18:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:18:28] <exec> #fite chromas
[00:18:26] <cmn32480> ~say #fite chromas
[00:18:01] <MrPlow> Deucalion falls broken at exec's feet.
[00:17:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:17:33] <exec> #fite Deucalion
[00:17:32] <cmn32480> ~say #fite Deucalion
[00:17:24] <MrPlow> swiss falls broken at exec's feet.
[00:17:19] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:17:19] <exec> #fite swiss
[00:17:18] <cmn32480> ~say #fite swiss
[00:16:56] <cmn32480> exec seems to be a real ass kicker, sometimes...
[00:16:54] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at exec's feet.
[00:16:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:16:38] <exec> #fite Aphrodite
[00:16:36] <cmn32480> ~say #fite Aphrodite
[00:16:14] <MrPlow> Bender falls broken at exec's feet.
[00:16:04] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:16:04] <exec> #fite Bender
[00:16:02] <cmn32480> ~say #fite Bender
[00:14:56] <MrPlow> MrPlow's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[00:14:56] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:14:55] <exec> #fite MrPlow
[00:14:54] <cmn32480> ~say #fite MrPlow
[00:14:33] <MrPlow> FatPhil's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[00:14:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:14:33] <exec> #fite FatPhil
[00:14:31] <cmn32480> ~say #fite FatPhil
[00:13:45] <MrPlow> aqu4 falls broken at exec's feet.
[00:13:41] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:13:41] <exec> #fite aqu4
[00:13:39] <cmn32480> ~say #fite aqu4
[00:13:31] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[00:13:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:13:31] <SirFinkus> #fite SirFinkus
[00:13:25] <MrPlow> SirFinkus falls broken at exec's feet.
[00:13:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:13:17] <exec> #fite SirFinkus
[00:13:15] <cmn32480> ~say #fite SirFinkus
[00:13:06] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[00:13:06] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:13:06] <cmn32480> #fite SirFinkus
[00:12:49] <MrPlow> mrcoolbp falls broken at exec's feet.
[00:12:41] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:12:41] <exec> #fite mrcoolbp
[00:12:39] <cmn32480> ~say #fite mrcoolbp
[00:12:34] <exec> fite mrcoolbp
[00:12:32] <cmn32480> ~say fite mrcoolbp
[00:12:23] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at mrcoolbp's feet.
[00:12:21] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:12:21] <cmn32480> #fite mrcoolbp
[00:03:17] <xhedit> #fitectl armor/weapon
[00:00:15] <FatPhil> how to change weapon/defence in #fite?