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[00:54:41] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
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[01:05:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fuel From Sewage is the Future—and It's Closer Than You Think - http://sylnt.us - super-sh1t
[01:10:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[01:10:34] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by aqu4's grungy t-shirt.
[01:10:35] <MrPlow> aqu4 clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[01:10:36] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by aqu4's grungy t-shirt.
[01:10:37] <MrPlow> aqu4 swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[01:10:38] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by aqu4's grungy t-shirt.
[01:10:39] <MrPlow> aqu4 swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[01:10:40] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers aqu4 upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[01:10:41] <MrPlow> aqu4 swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[01:10:42] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by aqu4's grungy t-shirt.
[01:10:43] <MrPlow> aqu4 swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[01:10:44] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers aqu4 upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[01:10:45] <MrPlow> aqu4 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[01:12:17] <Bytram> s/their/his/
[01:12:30] <Deucalion> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[01:12:31] <MrPlow> Deucalion swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[01:12:32] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Deucalion's grungy t-shirt.
[01:12:33] <MrPlow> Deucalion swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[01:12:34] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers Deucalion upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[01:12:35] <MrPlow> Deucalion swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[01:12:36] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Deucalion's grungy t-shirt.
[01:12:37] <MrPlow> Deucalion clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[01:12:38] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Deucalion's grungy t-shirt.
[01:12:39] <MrPlow> Deucalion swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[01:12:40] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Deucalion's grungy t-shirt.
[01:12:41] <MrPlow> Deucalion swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[01:12:42] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Deucalion's grungy t-shirt.
[01:12:43] <MrPlow> Deucalion swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[01:12:44] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers Deucalion upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[01:12:45] <MrPlow> Deucalion falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[01:12:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot!
[01:12:56] <Deucalion> nicely spammy
[01:12:58] <Bytram> !woop
[01:12:59] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[01:13:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it was dumping the whole thing in one big go but i decided that was a bad thing
[01:13:37] <Bytram> agreed
[01:13:47] <Bytram> #fite MrPlow
[01:13:47] <MrPlow> MrPlow's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[01:13:51] <Bytram> =)
[01:39:39] <Bytram> ~folding-rank
[01:39:40] <exec> 07346
[01:39:49] <Bytram> !uid
[01:39:49] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6394, owned by Mr. Fenderson
[01:41:16] <Deucalion> ~weather
[01:41:17] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 46°F / 8°C, mostly cloudy, wind SW at 4 mph, humidity 79% - Thursday partly cloudy (43°F:52°F / 6°C:11°C), Friday showers (35°F:51°F / 2°C:11°C), Saturday partly cloudy (35°F:48°F / 2°C:9°C), Sunday partly cloudy (40°F:47°F / 4°C:8°C)
[02:10:50] <Bytram> whereto? http://rss.computerworld.com
[02:10:52] <exec> └─ 13Flaw in Wix website builder risked a computer worm | Computerworld
[02:15:31] <Bytram> https://www.contrastsecurity.com
[02:15:35] <exec> └─ 13DOM XSS in wix.com
[02:22:58] * cmn32480 got to ride a segway
[02:23:12] <Deucalion> did you crash and burn?
[02:23:26] <cmn32480> nope...
[02:23:28] <cmn32480> well almost
[02:23:31] * Bytram wagers it was wheely kewl
[02:23:32] <cmn32480> but I didn't
[02:23:42] <cmn32480> it all balanced out
[02:23:50] <Bytram> lol!
[02:24:06] <cmn32480> #fit bytram
[02:24:11] <cmn32480> #fite bytram
[02:24:11] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see bytram
[02:24:17] <Bytram> #fite cmn32480
[02:24:17] <MrPlow> cmn32480's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[02:24:22] <cmn32480> #fite Bytram
[02:24:22] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see Bytram
[02:24:27] <Bytram> =)
[02:24:34] <Deucalion> effin ghost!
[02:24:41] <cmn32480> apparently
[02:24:44] <Bytram> in the machine, no less
[02:24:50] <cmn32480> I'll try again after midnight
[02:24:57] <cmn32480> he is Tron!
[02:25:15] * Bytram revs up the light cycle
[02:25:27] * cmn32480 revs up the heavy cycle
[02:25:56] <cmn32480> so, anythign new since we last spoke?
[02:27:49] <Bytram> time for dishes... back in a few minutes
[02:28:14] <cmn32480> caqreful not to party too hard there bytram
[02:32:13] <cmn32480> says the guy sitting in his ghotel room... eating alone... again
[02:32:16] <Bytram> not a problem
[02:32:21] <cmn32480> well.. alone except for you lot
[02:35:22] <Deucalion> life on the road... not a bad gig... if one doesn't have kids at home of course :/
[02:35:41] <cmn32480> correct...
[02:35:47] * cmn32480 needs a hooker to travel with him
[02:36:06] <Deucalion> not sure that would go down too well with mrs cmn
[02:38:35] <cmn32480> ther is a dirty joke there someplace....
[02:38:59] <Deucalion> no touching it :P
[02:40:25] <cmn32480> better not.. she'll rip yer bollocks off
[02:40:38] * cmn32480 wonders if TheMightyBuzzard has that sweet easy job yet
[02:43:10] <Deucalion> I bet she's a puddycat really
[02:43:59] * cmn32480 steps away and awaits the screams for mercy
[02:47:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Gov’t Sues AT&T/DirecTV, Calls it “Ringleader” of Collusion Scheme - http://sylnt.us - sporting-decision
[02:54:32] <cmn32480> I think there is a holein the story queue
[02:54:39] <cmn32480> fucker keeps getting empty
[03:00:42] <Bytram> brexit @ 5:55
[03:01:13] <Bytram> plastic @ 7;27
[03:01:41] <cmn32480> note there are 2 open lava subs
[03:01:52] <Bytram> ahh, you are already in plasctic
[03:01:59] <cmn32480> I back ed out
[03:02:00] <Bytram> nodndo
[03:02:11] <Bytram> infosys
[03:02:25] * cmn32480 can't think
[03:02:44] <cmn32480> in buffalo
[03:02:52] <Bytram> ~weather buffalo
[03:02:54] <exec> 10Buffalo, NY, USA - currently 49°F, partly cloudy, wind NW at 10 mph, humidity 77% - Thursday mostly cloudy (42°F:54°F), Friday partly cloudy (43°F:48°F), Saturday partly cloudy (43°F:55°F), Sunday partly cloudy (40°F:55°F)
[03:03:32] <cmn32480> #smake bytram
[03:03:32] * MrPlow smakes bytram upside the head with vegan jizz. made from bean curd.
[03:03:36] <Bytram> infosys @ 7:32
[03:04:04] <Bytram> LOL!
[03:26:57] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:27:22] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:27:23] * exec insatiably tosses a drum of horse tentacle tofu to #soylent
[03:27:28] <cmn32480> Soylentboobs++
[03:27:28] <Bender> karma - soylentboobs: 8
[03:44:20] <FatPhil> anyboobs++
[03:44:20] <Bender> karma - anyboobs: 1
[03:44:31] <FatPhil> moobs++
[03:44:31] <Bender> karma - moobs: 1
[03:44:42] <FatPhil> Ah, looks like I'm alone on that one
[03:53:09] <FatPhil> why do I keep waking up at 4:30am?
[04:26:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Yet Another Battery Breakthrough, But Different - http://sylnt.us - almost-diy-low-tech
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[06:07:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Brexit Court Defeat for UK Government - http://sylnt.us - the-government-is-"appealing"?
[06:50:40] -!- JamesNZ [JamesNZ!~james@60.234.vml.gj] has joined #Soylent
[06:50:41] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 8:35 PM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 13°C/56°F, 7:50 pm NZDT, Friday, 4 November 2016
[07:47:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Infosys' U.S. Workforce is Mostly South Asian and No Accident, Plaintiffs Allege - http://sylnt.us - how-did-THAT-happen?
[09:37:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Eastern Shoshone Tribe in Wyoming Marks Return of Buffalo - http://sylnt.us - saving-the-heritage
[10:18:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:18:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2977
[10:18:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[10:18:18] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[10:19:59] <chromas> #badfairy
[10:20:10] <chromas> #naughtyfairy
[10:27:10] * TheMightyBuzzard spanks tinkerbell
[10:29:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> ....
[10:29:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> COWS.
[10:30:43] * boru has been eaten by a grue.
[10:32:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #ty cows with guns
[10:32:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt cows with guns
[10:32:29] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[10:32:37] * boru will fight for Bovine Free-ee-dom.
[10:56:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ he was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy, no one suspected he was packing an uzi ♫
[10:59:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot!
[10:59:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:59:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:59:49] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 187
[11:16:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Universal Hijack Hole Turns DIY Wix Blogs Into Botnets - http://sylnt.us - silly-rabbit,-wix-are-for-kids
[11:30:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg. my brain's so not awake that i can't even grok rust arrays this morning.
[11:32:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll leave threading until the adderall kicks in
[11:35:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Universal Hijack Hole Turns DIY Wix Blogs into Botnets - http://sylnt.us - silly-rabbit,-wix-are-for-kids
[11:37:56] <chromas> You need an early nap
[11:47:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i needed to not stay up till midnight slaying monsters with dice
[11:48:15] <chromas> Yeah. Dice are the devil's work
[11:48:18] <chromas> Use a spinner
[11:50:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> thankfully we're using 5E and i'm playing a halfling. they got a trait called Lucky what makes rolling a 1 on attack rolls, skill checks, or saves impossible.
[11:51:18] <chromas> How does that work? Add 1 to the roll?
[11:51:51] <chromas> or do you pass the 1s through hillary's email server?
[11:54:45] <cmn32480> #fite exec
[11:54:45] <MrPlow> exec's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[11:54:57] <cmn32480> #fite chromas
[11:54:57] <MrPlow> chromas's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[11:55:10] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[11:55:11] <MrPlow> cmn32480 clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[11:55:12] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by cmn32480's grungy t-shirt.
[11:55:13] <MrPlow> cmn32480 clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[11:55:14] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by cmn32480's grungy t-shirt.
[11:55:15] <MrPlow> cmn32480 swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[11:55:16] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by cmn32480's grungy t-shirt.
[11:55:17] <MrPlow> cmn32480 clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[11:55:18] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by cmn32480's grungy t-shirt.
[11:55:19] <MrPlow> cmn32480 clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[11:55:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers cmn32480 upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[11:55:21] <MrPlow> cmn32480 swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[11:55:22] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by cmn32480's grungy t-shirt.
[11:55:23] <MrPlow> cmn32480 clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[11:55:24] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by cmn32480's grungy t-shirt.
[11:55:25] <MrPlow> cmn32480 swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[11:55:26] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by cmn32480's grungy t-shirt.
[11:55:27] <MrPlow> cmn32480 swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[11:55:28] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers cmn32480 upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[11:55:29] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:55:34] <cmn32480> lol
[11:56:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, reroll if you roll a 1
[11:57:17] <Bytram|away> #fite-add weapon trident
[11:57:41] <Bytram|away> #fite-add defense chain mail
[11:57:41] * chromas casts a spell of infinite loop, causing the die to repeatedly land on 1
[11:57:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, i been debugging a lot and thus have leveled up quite a few times. many more hp than most folks.
[11:57:55] <cmn32480> ahhhhh
[11:58:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[11:58:02] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[11:58:13] <chromas> levelist
[11:58:21] <chromas> I demand unearned equality!
[11:58:39] <Bytram|away> #fite martyb
[11:58:39] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see martyb
[11:58:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> not impossible to take down even the highest level guy though. you don't heal between fites
[11:59:00] <Bytram|away> #fite Bytram|away
[11:59:01] <MrPlow> Bytram|away swings mightily but their fist is deflected by Bytram|away's grungy t-shirt.
[11:59:02] <MrPlow> Bytram|away clobbers Bytram|away upside their head with a fist
[11:59:03] <MrPlow> Bytram|away smites the everlovin crap out of Bytram|away with a fist
[11:59:04] <MrPlow> Bytram|away falls broken at Bytram|away's feet.
[11:59:23] <Bytram|away> hrmm? can #fite yourself?
[11:59:24] <Bytram|away> ~blame
[11:59:26] * exec points at Bytram
[11:59:43] <Bytram|away> #fite MrPlow
[11:59:43] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[11:59:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> well the good news is you leveled up because you beat yourself.
[11:59:52] <Bytram|away> #goodfairy
[11:59:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[11:59:56] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[12:00:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> the bad news is you also lost a level for dying.
[12:00:19] <Bytram|away> how can I tell my 'score' / 'status'
[12:00:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't yet, writing that as we speak.
[12:01:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i spose ya could by looking at the db since you got sysadmin privs
[12:01:22] <Bytram|away> nod nod
[12:01:22] <Bytram|away> ~uid
[12:01:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:01:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:01:22] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 188
[12:01:23] <Bytram|away> !uid
[12:01:23] <Bytram|away> coffee++
[12:01:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2978
[12:01:23] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6394, owned by Mr. Fenderson
[12:01:24] <Bytram|away> ~weather presque isle
[12:01:25] <exec> The current maximum UID is 6394, owned by Mr. Fenderson
[12:01:30] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 39°F / 4°C, cloudy, wind NW at 11 mph, humidity 86% - Friday partly cloudy (27°F:40°F / -3°C:4°C), Saturday scattered showers (30°F:40°F / -1°C:4°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (25°F:40°F / -4°C:4°C), Monday sunny (31°F:44°F / -1°C:7°C)
[12:01:42] <Bytram|away> ~weather portland, me
[12:01:43] <Bytram|away> ~weather boston
[12:01:43] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 44°F / 7°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 7 mph, humidity 81% - Friday partly cloudy (31°F:51°F / -1°C:11°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (36°F:50°F / 2°C:10°C), Sunday partly cloudy (32°F:47°F / 0°C:8°C), Monday sunny (34°F:48°F / 1°C:9°C)
[12:02:11] * Bytram|away taps exec on the shoulder
[12:02:51] <Bytram|away> uggh, can't procrastinate any longer -- time to get ready for work.
[12:03:16] <cmn32480> ~weather carol stream, il
[12:03:18] <exec> 10Carol Stream, IL, USA - currently 40°F / 4°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind NW at 3 mph, humidity 96% - Friday sunny (45°F:60°F / 7°C:16°C), Saturday mostly sunny (45°F:67°F / 7°C:19°C), Sunday sunny (44°F:67°F / 7°C:19°C), Monday mostly sunny (47°F:65°F / 8°C:18°C)
[12:07:29] <weeds> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:07:30] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:07:31] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[12:07:32] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers weeds upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[12:07:33] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[12:07:34] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:07:35] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[12:07:36] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:07:37] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[12:07:38] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard smites the everlovin crap out of weeds with a ball-peen hammer
[12:07:39] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[12:07:40] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:07:41] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[12:07:42] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers weeds upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[12:07:43] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[12:07:44] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:07:45] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[12:07:46] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:07:47] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[12:07:48] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:07:49] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[12:07:50] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:07:51] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[12:07:52] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:07:53] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[12:07:54] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:07:55] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[12:07:56] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:07:57] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[12:07:58] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:07:59] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[12:08:00] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers weeds upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[12:08:01] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[12:08:02] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:08:03] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[12:08:04] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:08:05] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[12:08:06] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:08:07] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[12:08:08] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:08:09] * JamesNZ clobbers MrPlow
[12:08:09] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[12:08:10] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:08:11] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[12:08:12] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:08:13] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[12:08:14] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[12:08:15] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[12:08:16] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard smites the everlovin crap out of weeds with a ball-peen hammer
[12:08:17] <MrPlow> weeds falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:08:19] <cmn32480> channel spammer
[12:08:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather
[12:08:26] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High 81F. Winds NNW at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Except for a few afternoon clouds, mainly sunny. High 79F. Winds NE at 10 to 20 mph.
[12:08:35] <weeds> I think the game is rigged!
[12:08:39] <cmn32480> I'm out
[12:08:48] <cmn32480> see y'all tomorrow
[12:08:53] <JamesNZ> \o cmn32480
[12:09:03] <JamesNZ> Sweet dreams >:D
[12:09:47] <chromas> someone's up to no good tonight...
[12:10:48] * JamesNZ blinks innocently
[12:11:44] <Bytram|away> and off to work I go... see y'all later!
[12:12:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> working on a leader board so's ya can see what level folks are and how many hp they got left
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[12:41:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
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[12:44:15] <weeds> TheMightyBuzzard: please resurrect me.
[12:45:14] <chromas> it needs a hardcore mode
[12:45:28] <chromas> when I die, I'm klined forever
[12:49:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[12:49:37] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[12:50:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> eventually it's gonna come along and revive everyone every eight or 24 hours or something
[12:50:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta write a timer thread for the bot first though
[12:52:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[12:52:46] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[12:53:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[12:53:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[12:53:11] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 14, hp: 140, weapon: 'ball-peen hammer', armor: 'pervy flasher trenchcoat'
[12:53:11] <MrPlow> boru level: 5, hp: 50, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:53:11] <MrPlow> FatPhil level: 3, hp: 30, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:53:11] <MrPlow> Aphrodite level: 2, hp: 20, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:53:11] <MrPlow> Artemis level: 2, hp: 20, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:53:11] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:53:11] <MrPlow> weeds level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:53:11] <MrPlow> xhedit level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:53:11] <MrPlow> MrPlow level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:53:11] <MrPlow> mrcoolbp level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:53:11] <MrPlow> chromas level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:53:11] <MrPlow> Loggie level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:53:11] <MrPlow> cmn32480 level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:53:11] <MrPlow> exec level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:53:11] <MrPlow> aqu4 level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:53:11] <MrPlow> Deucalion level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:53:11] <MrPlow> Bytram level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:53:11] <MrPlow> Bytram|away level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:53:16] * TheMightyBuzzard frowns
[12:53:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> needs some delay there
[12:56:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[12:56:04] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[12:56:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[12:56:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #dev
[12:56:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #editorial
[12:56:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #fite
[12:56:57] <boru> Can we have the lusers whose heads we've collected?
[12:57:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't keep track of them currently
[12:58:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, now for #fitectl weapon and #fitectl armor so ya can change what yer using for gear
[12:59:04] <boru> Can I add weapons or spells?
[12:59:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> no magic system. yet.
[12:59:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout to write the weapon thing but it only changes the name not the mechanics
[12:59:42] <boru> e.g. Hammer of Persuasion, LART, Management Productivity Freeze etc.
[13:00:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> here in prolly an hour ya should be able to `#fitectl weapon a stiff dead cat` and get to hit people wit a stiff dead cat
[13:00:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto armor
[13:18:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[13:18:14] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[13:18:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
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[13:24:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[13:31:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[13:31:54] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[13:35:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[13:38:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[13:38:23] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[13:42:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, #fitectl armor <armor> and #fitectl weapon <weapon> are working now
[13:42:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[13:42:53] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[13:46:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> also, #fitectl scoreboard gives the scoreboard n stats of everyone
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[14:06:52] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[14:06:52] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[14:07:01] <jasassin> i got a an old dell 530s, i cleaned it out and got the rattling fan syndrome grrrrrr i swear next computer i get will be fanless
[14:07:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, done playing with MrPlow for the day
[14:07:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, any computer i have better sound like a jet taking off
[14:08:10] <jasassin> you'd love this peice of shit, sounds like a bicycle with playing cards in the spokes going really fast then slow then medium arghghghgh
[14:08:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> just clean the thing every few months and that don't happen
[14:09:20] <jasassin> well i just cleaned it, i've seen this happen all the time on computers after being cleaned
[14:09:27] <jasassin> you're basically dinked
[14:09:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, let it build up too thick and the bearings are fucked by the time you clean it
[14:09:58] <jasassin> yep
[14:10:01] <jasassin> :(
[14:10:35] <jasassin> yeah, fuck this shit... i'm gonna get a nuc next time
[14:10:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl weapon double-barrel chainsaw
[14:10:42] <MrPlow> weapon for TheMightyBuzzard set to double-barrel chainsaw.
[14:10:44] <jasassin> i dont need anything faster than an i3
[14:11:27] * jasassin is tempted to spray the shit out of these fans with wd40
[14:11:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, i'm prolly going atom or riscv for my next one. don't want remote administration hard-wired into the chip.
[14:11:56] <jasassin> wouldn't atom have the same shit?
[14:12:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> sorry, arm not atom
[14:12:45] <jasassin> arm wouldn't be bad as long as it didn't have a fan, never ran arm on the desktop though
[14:13:00] <jasassin> you ever seen it irl?
[14:14:01] <jasassin> and riscv... what where huh?
[14:16:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g riscv
[14:16:05] <MrPlow> https://riscv.org - "The RISC-V Foundation is chartered to standardize and promote the open RISC-V instruction set architecture together with its hardware and software ecosystem ..."
[14:16:25] <jasassin> sounds like a pipe dream
[14:16:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> arm on the desktop is still currently not happening, so i'm really hoping my shit don't die till it is.
[14:25:16] <jasassin> i wonder if it will ever happen... if so why not? is the proprietary graphics chipsets?
[14:26:36] <jasassin> and even if it were the proprietary graphics firmware... you'd think someone would realize there could be a market for non intel desktop systems
[14:26:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, nobody but serious nerds give a damn about open/closed graphics
[14:27:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> the rest of us just want em to work
[14:27:17] <jasassin> why no arm desktop?
[14:27:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause they don't make boards reliable/full-featured enough.
[14:28:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> most of em come with 2GB soldered on ram
[14:28:41] <jasassin> that would be ok for most desktop shit on linux with arm
[14:28:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need at least 8GB to function
[14:29:27] <jasassin> you got 8 in the minecraft server is that your desktop machine also?
[14:30:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> six in the server. no, my desktop is much more hoss processor-wise
[14:30:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> server's a pentium core 2 duo
[14:30:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, that didn't come out right but i'm not correcting it
[14:31:03] <jasassin> beats my desktop... got an e2180 dual core before the core shit came out
[14:31:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> yack
[14:31:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> amd phenom 2 1080t here
[14:32:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> pre-big-brother chip and plenty fast for me.
[14:32:03] <jasassin> yeah, i shoulda got a free toaster with this deal
[14:32:49] <jasassin> i probably got the bbc in my shitty e2180... wouldn't be surprised
[14:33:34] <jasassin> is amd putting that spy shit in the new systems now also?
[14:33:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, might be a 1090t and i just got the numbers mixed up
[14:33:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, with less security than intel
[14:34:15] <jasassin> well fuck it, i'll just keep these old computers
[14:34:26] <jasassin> repair them until i can't fix them
[14:34:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, 1090t
[14:35:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> can still buy these for now. $140ish on amazon.
[14:35:18] <jasassin> thats a pretty high end processor
[14:35:27] <jasassin> (well respectively)
[14:35:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> six core, 3.6GHz. it does pretty well.
[14:36:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nanosensors On the Alert for Terrorist Threats - http://sylnt.us - finding-eco-danger
[14:36:27] <jasassin> when you compile a kernel do you have to use -j or will a make automatically use all cores?
[14:37:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> have to use -j
[14:38:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> which works on most things but not all
[14:39:08] <jasassin> speaking of -j do you have to use that to use both hyperthreads on a single core?
[14:40:09] <jasassin> i would guess no... but hmmmm
[14:40:23] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[14:40:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:40:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:40:55] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 189
[14:40:58] <jasassin> you said works on most things, not all... curious what didn't it work on?
[14:49:31] <jasassin> never mind, reading the make manual. -j sounds like a nightmare
[14:50:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i forget what it didn't work on but it was something in the rehash build process.
[14:51:28] <jasassin> https://www.gnu.org
[14:51:30] <exec> └─ 13GNU make
[14:52:11] <jasassin> kinda complex
[14:52:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> lil bit but that's not my problem
[14:54:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> speakin of cleanin heatsinks, it's about time i took care of mine again
[14:55:15] <jasassin> nothing like a good air compressor
[14:57:05] <jasassin> you should've seen what came out of mine last time i blew it out, the heatsink looked like that hairy monster with sneakers on loony toons
[15:01:05] <jasassin> last preventative maintenance i blew this out of my computer https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
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[16:40:21] <weeds> I'm getting a certificate error from IRC in IE...
[16:43:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> are you behind a proxy or firewall that prevents your from using a real IRC client to access IRC?
[16:43:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/your/you/
[16:44:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeds, our cert expired a couple hours ago. folks been notified.
[16:50:44] <weeds> AndyTheAbsurd: No, just convenient to use browser.
[16:51:07] <weeds> TheMightyBuzzard: thanks, I wasn't too concerned...
[16:51:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> I think you and I might have different beliefs about what qualifies as "convenient".
[16:52:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> (But then I use focus-follows-mouse-without-raise, so it's pretty obvious that I'm highly opinionated on certain computing-related topics.)
[16:53:13] <weeds> AndyTheAbsurd: I'm at work. Applications I use have browser front ends, browser is pretty much always open, IRC is 1 click away from Soylentnews, don't have an IRC client, Oh, yea, and I'm lazy.
[17:22:19] <weeds> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[17:22:20] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:22:21] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[17:22:22] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd clobbers weeds upside their head with a fist
[17:22:23] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[17:22:24] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:22:25] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[17:22:26] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd clobbers weeds upside their head with a fist
[17:22:27] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers AndyTheAbsurd upside their head with a fist
[17:22:28] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:22:29] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers AndyTheAbsurd upside their head with a fist
[17:22:30] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:22:31] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[17:22:32] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd clobbers weeds upside their head with a fist
[17:22:33] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[17:22:34] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd clobbers weeds upside their head with a fist
[17:22:35] <MrPlow> weeds falls broken at AndyTheAbsurd's feet.
[17:23:00] <weeds> Fine, I'll get a proper IRC client.
[17:23:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> LOL
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[17:47:03] <swiss> oh boy
[17:47:06] <swiss> i can beat people up?
[17:47:16] <swiss> #fite Aphrodite
[17:47:17] <MrPlow> Aphrodite swings mightily but their fist is deflected by swiss's grungy t-shirt.
[17:47:18] <MrPlow> swiss clobbers Aphrodite upside their head with a fist
[17:47:19] <MrPlow> Aphrodite clobbers swiss upside their head with a fist
[17:47:20] <MrPlow> swiss clobbers Aphrodite upside their head with a fist
[17:47:21] <MrPlow> Aphrodite clobbers swiss upside their head with a fist
[17:47:22] <MrPlow> swiss clobbers Aphrodite upside their head with a fist
[17:47:23] <MrPlow> Aphrodite swings mightily but their fist is deflected by swiss's grungy t-shirt.
[17:47:24] <MrPlow> swiss swings mightily but their fist is deflected by Aphrodite's grungy t-shirt.
[17:47:25] <MrPlow> Aphrodite swings mightily but their fist is deflected by swiss's grungy t-shirt.
[17:47:26] <MrPlow> swiss smites the everlovin crap out of Aphrodite with a fist
[17:47:27] <MrPlow> Aphrodite swings mightily but their fist is deflected by swiss's grungy t-shirt.
[17:47:28] <MrPlow> swiss swings mightily but their fist is deflected by Aphrodite's grungy t-shirt.
[17:47:29] <MrPlow> Aphrodite swings mightily but their fist is deflected by swiss's grungy t-shirt.
[17:47:30] <MrPlow> swiss swings mightily but their fist is deflected by Aphrodite's grungy t-shirt.
[17:47:31] <MrPlow> Aphrodite swings mightily but their fist is deflected by swiss's grungy t-shirt.
[17:47:32] <MrPlow> swiss clobbers Aphrodite upside their head with a fist
[17:47:33] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at swiss's feet.
[17:47:38] <swiss> does that mean I'm new king?
[17:51:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> Only until a new challenger appears
[17:52:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite swiss
[17:52:02] <MrPlow> swiss clobbers AndyTheAbsurd upside their head with a fist
[17:52:03] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by swiss's grungy t-shirt.
[17:52:04] <MrPlow> swiss swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[17:52:05] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by swiss's grungy t-shirt.
[17:52:06] <MrPlow> swiss clobbers AndyTheAbsurd upside their head with a fist
[17:52:07] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd clobbers swiss upside their head with a fist
[17:52:08] <MrPlow> swiss swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[17:52:09] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by swiss's grungy t-shirt.
[17:52:10] <MrPlow> swiss clobbers AndyTheAbsurd upside their head with a fist
[17:52:11] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at swiss's feet.
[17:52:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...okay you get to keep your title. *TODAY*.
[17:54:28] <swiss> long live the king
[18:17:09] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[19:04:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[19:04:02] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 15, hp: 150, weapon: 'double-barrel chainsaw', armor: 'mighty balls'
[19:04:03] <MrPlow> boru level: 5, hp: 50, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:04:04] <MrPlow> FatPhil level: 3, hp: 30, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:04:05] <MrPlow> swiss level: 3, hp: 22, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:04:06] <MrPlow> Artemis level: 2, hp: 20, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:04:07] <MrPlow> Aphrodite level: 1, hp: 0, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:04:08] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd level: 1, hp: 0, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:04:09] <MrPlow> weeds level: 1, hp: 0, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:04:10] <MrPlow> xhedit level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:04:11] <MrPlow> MrPlow level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:04:12] <MrPlow> mrcoolbp level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:04:13] <MrPlow> chromas level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:04:14] <MrPlow> Loggie level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:04:15] <MrPlow> cmn32480 level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:04:16] <MrPlow> exec level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:04:17] <MrPlow> aqu4 level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:04:18] <MrPlow> Deucalion level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:04:19] <MrPlow> Bytram level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:04:20] <MrPlow> Bytram|away level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:06:50] <janrinok> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[19:06:51] <MrPlow> janrinok smites the everlovin crap out of TheMightyBuzzard with a fist
[19:06:52] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers janrinok upside their head with a double-barrel chainsaw
[19:06:53] <MrPlow> janrinok clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[19:06:54] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard smites the everlovin crap out of janrinok with a double-barrel chainsaw
[19:06:55] <MrPlow> janrinok clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[19:06:56] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their double-barrel chainsaw is deflected by janrinok's grungy t-shirt.
[19:06:57] <MrPlow> janrinok clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[19:06:58] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their double-barrel chainsaw is deflected by janrinok's grungy t-shirt.
[19:06:59] <MrPlow> janrinok swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's mighty balls.
[19:07:00] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their double-barrel chainsaw is deflected by janrinok's grungy t-shirt.
[19:07:01] <MrPlow> janrinok swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's mighty balls.
[19:07:02] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their double-barrel chainsaw is deflected by janrinok's grungy t-shirt.
[19:07:03] <MrPlow> janrinok swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's mighty balls.
[19:07:04] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers janrinok upside their head with a double-barrel chainsaw
[19:07:05] <MrPlow> janrinok falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[19:07:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday janrinok
[19:07:15] <janrinok> lol
[19:07:16] * exec sexually merges a freedom sandwich of utils with janrinok
[19:07:20] <janrinok> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[19:07:22] * exec unjustifiably scissors cream of santorum for TheMightyBuzzard
[19:07:33] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[19:07:39] <janrinok> I see you've been busy then ...
[19:08:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp. got that working yesterday and put in #fitectl weapon, #fitectl armor, and #fitectl scoreboard today
[19:09:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> it amuses though i think ima make it easier to hit to cut down on spam
[19:10:03] <janrinok> fair enough - I'll have to pick on weaker opponents for a while
[19:11:05] <janrinok> I wasn't looking at the screen when all of a sudden it started pinging like mad - so I had to give it a try :)
[19:11:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, bytram killed himself earlier trying to break things
[19:11:24] <janrinok> lol
[19:14:39] janrinok is now known as janrinok_afk
[19:16:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Programming Language Should you Learn First? - http://sylnt.us - choose-logically
[19:22:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dontsubmit https://www.linux.com
[19:22:23] <exec> └─ 135 systemd Tools You Should Start Using Now | Linux.com | The source for Linux information
[19:32:01] janrinok_afk is now known as zz_janrinok_afk
[19:40:27] <xhedit> #fite exec
[19:40:28] <MrPlow> xhedit clobbers exec upside their head with a fist
[19:40:29] <MrPlow> exec swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's grungy t-shirt.
[19:40:30] <MrPlow> xhedit clobbers exec upside their head with a fist
[19:40:31] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[19:40:37] <xhedit> Woot.
[19:40:53] <swiss> #fite xhedit
[19:40:54] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their fist is deflected by swiss's grungy t-shirt.
[19:40:55] <MrPlow> swiss swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's grungy t-shirt.
[19:40:56] <MrPlow> xhedit clobbers swiss upside their head with a fist
[19:40:57] <MrPlow> swiss swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's grungy t-shirt.
[19:40:58] <MrPlow> xhedit clobbers swiss upside their head with a fist
[19:40:59] <MrPlow> swiss swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's grungy t-shirt.
[19:41:00] <MrPlow> xhedit clobbers swiss upside their head with a fist
[19:41:01] <MrPlow> swiss swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's grungy t-shirt.
[19:41:02] <MrPlow> xhedit clobbers swiss upside their head with a fist
[19:41:03] <MrPlow> swiss falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[19:41:05] <swiss> whaaat
[19:41:34] <xhedit> pwned noob
[19:41:46] <swiss> #fitectl weapon dragondildo
[19:41:46] <MrPlow> weapon for swiss set to dragondildo.
[19:42:04] <swiss> #fitectl armor ungodly stench
[19:42:04] <MrPlow> armor for swiss set to ungodly stench.
[19:42:10] <swiss> #fite exec
[19:42:10] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[19:42:13] <swiss> qq
[19:42:17] <swiss> #fitectl scoreboard
[19:42:17] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 16, hp: 127, weapon: 'double-barrel chainsaw', armor: 'mighty balls'
[19:42:18] <MrPlow> boru level: 5, hp: 50, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:42:19] <MrPlow> xhedit level: 3, hp: 30, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:42:20] <MrPlow> FatPhil level: 3, hp: 30, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:42:21] <MrPlow> Artemis level: 2, hp: 20, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:42:22] <MrPlow> swiss level: 2, hp: 0, weapon: 'dragondildo', armor: 'ungodly stench'
[19:42:23] <MrPlow> Aphrodite level: 1, hp: 0, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:42:24] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd level: 1, hp: 0, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:42:25] <MrPlow> weeds level: 1, hp: 0, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:42:26] <MrPlow> MrPlow level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:42:27] <MrPlow> mrcoolbp level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:42:28] <MrPlow> chromas level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:42:29] <MrPlow> Loggie level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:42:30] <MrPlow> cmn32480 level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:42:31] <MrPlow> exec level: 1, hp: 0, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:42:32] <MrPlow> aqu4 level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:42:33] <MrPlow> Deucalion level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:42:34] <MrPlow> Bytram level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:42:35] <MrPlow> Bytram|away level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:42:36] <MrPlow> janrinok level: 1, hp: 0, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[19:42:40] <swiss> TheMightyBuzzard: what's the bot written in?
[19:42:50] <xhedit> #fitectl armor dragonscale tshirt
[19:42:50] <MrPlow> armor for xhedit set to dragonscale tshirt.
[19:43:38] <xhedit> #fitectl weapon r2pipe
[19:43:38] <MrPlow> weapon for xhedit set to r2pipe.
[19:43:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh it's working?
[19:43:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitctl weapon eight foot dildo
[19:43:59] <mechanicjay> What a bunch of self-righteous ass-holes: https://www.wired.com
[19:44:01] <exec> └─ 13Google’s Chrome Hackers Are About to Upend Your Idea of Web Security | WIRED
[19:44:28] <xhedit> #fite mrplow
[19:44:28] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see mrplow
[19:45:12] <xhedit> #fite Deucalion
[19:45:13] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their r2pipe is deflected by Deucalion's grungy t-shirt.
[19:45:14] <MrPlow> Deucalion clobbers xhedit upside their head with a fist
[19:45:15] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their r2pipe is deflected by Deucalion's grungy t-shirt.
[19:45:16] <MrPlow> Deucalion swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's dragonscale tshirt.
[19:45:17] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their r2pipe is deflected by Deucalion's grungy t-shirt.
[19:45:18] <MrPlow> Deucalion swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's dragonscale tshirt.
[19:45:19] <MrPlow> xhedit clobbers Deucalion upside their head with a r2pipe
[19:45:20] <MrPlow> Deucalion swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's dragonscale tshirt.
[19:45:21] <MrPlow> xhedit clobbers Deucalion upside their head with a r2pipe
[19:45:22] <MrPlow> Deucalion swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's dragonscale tshirt.
[19:45:23] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their r2pipe is deflected by Deucalion's grungy t-shirt.
[19:45:24] <MrPlow> Deucalion swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's dragonscale tshirt.
[19:45:25] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their r2pipe is deflected by Deucalion's grungy t-shirt.
[19:45:26] <MrPlow> Deucalion swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's dragonscale tshirt.
[19:45:27] <MrPlow> xhedit clobbers Deucalion upside their head with a r2pipe
[19:45:28] <MrPlow> Deucalion falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[19:48:46] <xhedit> Is that chrome "hacker" chick pregnant or just chunky
[19:49:26] <mechanicjay> xhedit: no idea, didn't look at this pic, just got angrier and angrier as the article went on.
[19:50:17] <xhedit> Wired is a tragedy these days.
[19:50:52] <mechanicjay> they're using the terms "secure" and "encrypted" inter changeably which is BS #1. They they're complaining that people can't tell the difference between an http and https site -- well assholes, you decided a while to go pull the http/https bit of the url out, what did you expect?
[19:51:43] <xhedit> The protocol portion of the url was too scary
[19:52:10] <mechanicjay> yeah, god forbid we actually expect people to know what they're doing!
[19:56:03] <xhedit> I have low expectations from a team of women, not because women can't do the job but an entire team of women kinda screams diversity hires
[20:04:51] <mechanicjay> I have generally low expectations from anyone involved in the Chrome/Chromium projects, regardless -- they're all a bunch of assholes who think they have some give right to strong-arm the internet into behaving a certain way because they write a popular piece of software.
[20:14:14] <xhedit> I don't use either, it talks to google.
[20:15:32] <xhedit> Even chromium is google bugged
[20:16:35] <mechanicjay> I use Chrome for 2 things: 1) Netflix on Linux because conveinece, sometimes trump morals. 2) Testing shit I write for the web.
[20:18:55] <swiss> https://pbs.twimg.com
[20:21:21] <mechanicjay> LOL
[21:06:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Arctic Farming: Town Turns to Hydroponics for Fresh Greens - http://sylnt.us - hydroponics-not-just-for-growing-ganja
[21:49:53] -!- muxer has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[22:37:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Computing With Lasers Could Power Up Genomics and AI - http://sylnt.us - lights-on-for-optics
[22:43:33] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[22:43:35] * exec illegitimately farts a massive fart a fart hole of rune stones at #soylent
[22:44:25] <cmn32480> yeee gads.. editing on the plane is slow work
[22:53:10] <cmn32480> #fite bender
[22:53:10] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see bender
[22:53:17] <cmn32480> #fite Bender
[22:53:18] <MrPlow> Bender clobbers cmn32480 upside their head with a fist
[22:53:19] <MrPlow> cmn32480 clobbers Bender upside their head with a fist
[22:53:20] <MrPlow> Bender swings mightily but their fist is deflected by cmn32480's grungy t-shirt.
[22:53:21] <MrPlow> cmn32480 swings mightily but their fist is deflected by Bender's grungy t-shirt.
[22:53:22] <MrPlow> Bender clobbers cmn32480 upside their head with a fist
[22:53:23] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at Bender's feet.
[22:53:32] * cmn32480 sucks at this game
[22:54:37] <cmn32480> #fite coolhand
[22:54:37] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see coolhand
[22:54:44] <cmn32480> #fite CoolHand
[22:54:44] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[22:54:54] <cmn32480> when is tomorrow?
[22:55:01] <cmn32480> UTC?
[22:55:16] <cmn32480> Eastern? Central? Mountain? Pacific?
[22:58:09] <xhedit> #fite bytram
[22:58:09] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see bytram
[22:58:28] <xhedit> #fite Bytram
[22:58:28] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see Bytram
[22:58:46] <xhedit> #fite bytram|away
[22:58:46] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see bytram|away
[22:59:07] <xhedit> #fite Bytram|away
[22:59:08] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their r2pipe is deflected by Bytram|away's grungy t-shirt.
[22:59:09] <MrPlow> Bytram|away clobbers xhedit upside their head with a fist
[22:59:10] <MrPlow> xhedit clobbers Bytram|away upside their head with a r2pipe
[22:59:11] <MrPlow> Bytram|away swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's dragonscale tshirt.
[22:59:12] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their r2pipe is deflected by Bytram|away's grungy t-shirt.
[22:59:13] <MrPlow> Bytram|away clobbers xhedit upside their head with a fist
[22:59:14] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their r2pipe is deflected by Bytram|away's grungy t-shirt.
[22:59:15] <MrPlow> Bytram|away clobbers xhedit upside their head with a fist
[22:59:16] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their r2pipe is deflected by Bytram|away's grungy t-shirt.
[22:59:17] <MrPlow> Bytram|away swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's dragonscale tshirt.
[22:59:18] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their r2pipe is deflected by Bytram|away's grungy t-shirt.
[22:59:19] <MrPlow> Bytram|away clobbers xhedit upside their head with a fist
[22:59:20] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their r2pipe is deflected by Bytram|away's grungy t-shirt.
[22:59:21] <MrPlow> Bytram|away swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's dragonscale tshirt.
[22:59:22] <Bytram|away> .kick mrplow
[22:59:22] -!- MrPlow was kicked from #Soylent by Aphrodite!Aphrodite@dodekatheon.olympus.gr [(Bytram|away (martyb)) No reason given]
[22:59:46] <Bytram|away> sorry bings my machine every time it fights and I'm trying to do somehting where i need to concentrate
[22:59:52] <xhedit> No problem
[23:00:14] <xhedit> Everyone is dead
[23:00:14] <Bytram|away> TheMightyBuzzard: ^^^ sorry
[23:00:27] <xhedit> So finding victims is hard.
[23:00:52] <Bytram|away> how do you know who is alive/dead
[23:01:26] <xhedit> The scoreboard shows hit points
[23:01:45] <Bytram|away> oh, he got that implemented?
[23:01:49] <Bytram|away> hwere isit at?
[23:05:55] <Bytram|away> where is the scoreboard?
[23:07:12] <xhedit> #fitectl scoreboard when plow is in channel
[23:08:24] <cmn32480> holy hell... somebody just released a Public Health Emergency fart...
[23:09:31] <chromas> Did you just get a degree in liberal farts?
[23:10:28] <cmn32480> no.. but the oxygen masks dropped from the ceiling
[23:10:40] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[23:15:47] * cmn32480 suggests turning off IRC to minimize the distractions
[23:22:46] * cmn32480 also suggests, as an alternative, dropping out of the channel that is causing you distractions
[23:25:05] <chromas> we could also go join #fite for bashing to keep the main channel free for goatse links
[23:28:56] <cmn32480> lately the main channel needs some livening up
[23:30:53] <cmn32480> allrighty... descending into Baltimore.
[23:30:58] <cmn32480> prolly not gonna be back tonight
[23:33:13] <cmn32480> ~gnight soylentboobs
[23:33:14] * exec unnecessarily $action an assfull of 1-up shrooms $preposition soylentboobs
[23:41:30] <xhedit> stay out of the sketchy rowhouses and stick to the casino or somethin'