#Soylent | Logs for 2016-11-03

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[00:00:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i've got too much booze in me now to even do emergency editorial duty. we'll just not have stories till an ed shows up.
[00:01:01] <Deucalion> Oh - apparently it's Movember again... must grow a moostoch and post it everywhere to show how much I care about men's health or something... well shit yeah I give a shit about men's health, being a man and all. Not sure what the growing a moostash, posting selfies, winkling money out of acquaintances for some skimming charity to get their mitts on has to do with things. Think I'll comb my underarm hair over my head instead...
[00:01:39] <SirFinkus> hmm, I wonder if someone could make a news site that used machine learning for submissions
[00:01:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> now there's an oxymoron
[00:01:56] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, I'll see if I can remain not distracted enough to pull something out to live
[00:02:04] <SirFinkus> I get the feeling it'd trend towards buzzfeed shit eventually
[00:02:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> you aight, boss
[00:02:55] <Deucalion> sorry wut.. I got distracted tagging my files
[00:03:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could bump SirFinkus up to seclev 100 and let him push out whatever he likes
[00:03:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd a tag cloud
[00:03:20] <MrPlow> "a tag cloud" added.
[00:03:34] * SirFinkus loads up his shock site bookmarks folder
[00:03:39] <SirFinkus> lastmeasure still up?
[00:04:26] <Deucalion> I rather like my "untrusted" SecLev.... I couldn't be trusted with an unloaded cap gun... then someone let me loose on irc muahahahaha
[00:06:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, you ain't got edity powah?
[00:09:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, ya, you got supah edity powah just not sysadminly powah.
[00:10:54] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, yah I'm trusted with edity thingamies and I don't want godly powahs... I'd just break stuff being a PHB and all.
[00:14:55] * Deucalion looks askance at the editting page
[00:19:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> just check the links n make sure it all looks okay. serve the eds right if there's a typo or two.
[00:21:08] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, I pushed one to the hopper for live in 30 mins. The exec and MrPlow subs are beyond my concentration to flesh out to full front page stories at this point.
[00:21:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn but i'm tired
[00:21:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheers, that'll give one of the eds time to show up n take care of it
[00:24:01] <Deucalion> I also can't deal with Trump / Clinton US vote stories... which is most of the subs. a. I'm not in the US and I'm sick of hearing about it even here b. I see nothing of note other than clickbait on them anyway
[00:25:59] <mechanicjay> Deucalion: Yeah there's been nothing of substance in this election for months. One of them will win, the other side will be butt-hurt...
[00:29:26] <Deucalion> mechanicjay, I am devoid of any information to make any rational choice between the candidates. Hopefully US voters are not in the same boat. All I have is media hyperbole to go on... and who knows how reliable that is.
[00:30:03] <mechanicjay> Deucalion: I'm on my way out the door atm, or I'd treat you to a scathing diatribe against the media.
[00:30:49] <mechanicjay> in Short, They've been about 100 times worse than usual this time around and you basically can't trust a damn word out of their mouth about anything political right now.
[00:31:06] <Deucalion> mechanicjay, no need, you'd be preaching to the converted and all. Or does society get the media it deserves?? hmm? worth thinking on!
[00:31:39] <mechanicjay> Deucalion: That premise only leads to a depressing conclusion.
[00:31:40] <Deucalion> Oh wait... we ~are~ the media! :D
[00:31:55] <mechanicjay> :)
[00:32:42] <Deucalion> Of course - we speak to truth... hence my current aversion to running anything related to the US election that is regurgitation of other sources!
[00:34:32] <mechanicjay> yes, the least we can do is not regurgitate other peoples shit.
[00:36:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> great googly moogly. it'll be a miracle if i make it to bedtime tonight.
[00:36:27] <Deucalion> When in doubt.. say nothing. More to the point, SN is not a political site - even on staff we have a vast range of political views - SN org is not a thing to take a political position with.
[00:36:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept on free speech
[00:37:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://thedevilspanties.com
[00:37:48] <Deucalion> that would be on my liberal <> auth axis TheMightyBuzzard not my political one. Given you guys have your constitutional free speech and we Queen's subjects have no such thing
[00:37:48] <exec> └─ 13The Devil's Panties - 06/29/2016
[00:38:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, you can borrow some of mine. i got oooooodles
[00:39:37] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, be careful there... you might be labelled a SOCIALIST for sharing! :D
[00:40:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, nobody made me so it's all good.
[00:40:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's generosity not socialism
[00:42:07] <Deucalion> Letting someone "borrow" something is not generosity, it expects a return on investment :P If you have oodles, could you not just "give"? :DPP
[00:43:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i may need it later.
[00:43:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've found it's better if i don't use it while drinking anyway.
[00:46:06] <SirFinkus> http://imgur.com
[00:46:08] <exec> └─ 13Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[00:46:13] <SirFinkus> I get the impression that this thing is slimey
[00:47:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Broadcom Buys Network Gear Maker Brocade for $5.5 Billion - http://sylnt.us - Fish-eats-Fish-Food
[00:49:45] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, not like you to shy away from expressing your opinion :P Polarization from a different direction can be a good thing when considering anything.
[00:50:24] <Deucalion> Well... to the open minded at least.
[00:51:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i tend to make worse arguments while drunk and i don't want to be a Hannity to something i believe in
[00:51:32] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, wtf is that? Looks like something from The Hobbit Spectrum 16K game.....
[00:51:43] <SirFinkus> cave of QUUUUUUD
[00:51:46] <SirFinkus> it's the SHIIIT
[00:51:54] <SirFinkus> keeping me sane right now
[00:52:45] <SirFinkus> or at least pissed off at something that isn't real life
[00:53:35] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, I frequently contradict and argue with myself when drunk.... trying to see all sides of a point has scarred me badly in that regard... I can't stop it!
[00:55:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> well sometimes you gotta argue with yourself if only because you're hurting for a worthy opponent
[00:55:11] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, I can relate to that. I still recommend The Long Dark for escapism. You still on that mysterious squiggly tag on Steam?
[00:55:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[00:55:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[00:55:12] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 185
[00:55:37] <SirFinkus> squiggly tag?
[00:55:58] <SirFinkus> I think I've looked at the long dark before, but it didn't appeal to me
[00:58:35] <Deucalion> squiggly tag... asian chars that I can not read :) What's not to like about being all alone in the Canadian wilderness, in the middle of winter, with no other people. It's actually a perfectly peaceful place to be on the Pilgrim mode when rl is being a bitch :)
[00:59:31] <Deucalion> Sure, the other modes, the wildlife is problematic... but save them for when you want a challenge
[01:01:38] <SirFinkus> yeah, that's probably me. I've seen gameplay videos of the long dark and it didn't really appeal to me though
[01:01:43] <SirFinkus> I'm a numbers nerd guy
[01:02:40] <Deucalion> ok - not a survivalist - game-wise.
[01:03:15] <SirFinkus> survival is fine, if it's a gameplay element rather than the focus
[01:03:31] <SirFinkus> same with crafting
[01:07:17] <Deucalion> Well TLD... yeh the premise is your light plane came down in Canada, in winter... it's pretty much all about survival at this point. Sounds like it wouldn't be your thing then. I have no idea what would make a numbers game.... Suduko?
[01:08:56] <SirFinkus> like borderlands and stuff I guess, it's very specific
[01:09:06] <cmn32480> oh dear
[01:09:06] <SirFinkus> not sure if I could describe what makes a game I like
[01:09:13] <cmn32480> looks like we pooched the story querue today
[01:09:31] <SirFinkus> we? I'm not an editor
[01:09:35] * SirFinkus glares at cmn32480
[01:09:43] * cmn32480 looks at ordering in to rectify that sitchy-ation
[01:09:52] <SirFinkus> granted, I haven't done any wiki work lately
[01:09:56] * cmn32480 tickles Deucalion
[01:10:02] <cmn32480> #smake SirFinkus
[01:10:02] * MrPlow smakes SirFinkus upside the head with a staff meeting
[01:10:14] <SirFinkus> I was working on a skeleton book club thing and a folding page
[01:11:14] <Deucalion> cmn32480, I chucked one of takyon's into the hopper - now live. Th other subs were all Trump/Clinton dross or bot subs I have no current stamina to deal with
[01:11:31] <SirFinkus> hey
[01:11:32] <SirFinkus> hey
[01:11:33] <SirFinkus> hey
[01:11:34] <SirFinkus> Deucalion
[01:11:41] <SirFinkus> did you hear we're having an election in the states?
[01:11:42] <cmn32480> I'll order in, skip the beer (which I ought to do anyway) and get some stuff in the queue
[01:11:58] * Deucalion hands cmn32480 a beer
[01:12:03] <SirFinkus> and it turns out that BOTH candidates are assholes
[01:12:09] <SirFinkus> who saw that coming?
[01:12:13] <SirFinkus> and they don't like each other
[01:12:21] <SirFinkus> and oh man
[01:12:26] <SirFinkus> people are showing up to rallies and stuff
[01:12:41] <Deucalion> are they bearing placards?
[01:12:45] <SirFinkus> with poorly written signs making vague accusations
[01:12:46] <Deucalion> ye gads
[01:12:52] <SirFinkus> unfounded even
[01:13:02] <SirFinkus> and worse yet, misspelled
[01:13:25] <cmn32480> and that is just the candidates.. you should see what the general public is doing
[01:13:31] <SirFinkus> and then, some one got interviewed and said something dumb
[01:13:37] <Deucalion> vote TRAMP..... that would not be a mis-spelling.... that might be good advice! :D
[01:15:31] <SirFinkus> I apologize, as an american, that one of these cunts is going to have their finger on the button
[01:15:34] <SirFinkus> and we don't trust Iran with nukes...
[01:15:54] <Deucalion> Wait no... I'm being rude. There are other candidates right? All we have heard of in the UK is Trump / Clinton and the various shit flinging BS. I believe there are maybe other candidates.... is that correct? Did they not have enough money to buy on air time to fling poo too? I'm at a loss how the democratic process actually works in the US at this point.
[01:16:13] <SirFinkus> oh, those guys
[01:16:17] <SirFinkus> you don't understand
[01:16:23] <SirFinkus> they're only there to SPOIL the election
[01:16:32] <SirFinkus> you gotta vote for the lesser evil
[01:17:14] <SirFinkus> the other candidates are just STEALING votes from the REAL QUALIFIED candidates
[01:17:49] <SirFinkus> carefully chosen and vetted by the political and business elite, who, after all, know much more about this kind of thing than normal people
[01:18:11] <SirFinkus> and can be trusted to put aside their own interests for such an important decision
[01:18:28] <SirFinkus> unlike most people
[01:18:44] <SirFinkus> who lack the intellectual capacity
[01:19:16] <Deucalion> VOTE DEUCALION! The money changers tables will be overturned, usury will be banished, racial harmony will become a thing, everyone will prosper! Do I win yet? Oh.. I need to amass a fortune to broadcast this message of love and harmony?
[01:19:47] <SirFinkus> that sounds awfully socialist of you Deucalion
[01:20:40] <SirFinkus> overturning the money changers tables? sounds terribly anti small business
[01:22:00] <Deucalion> You may call it socialist I call it realist.... it will come to pass one way or another. And yes.... I guess I would be "socialist" in US political spectrum eyes.. as would every other Europe resident :D
[01:23:04] <Deucalion> Oh the joys... Steam client crash on launch.. again.. because it had an update. ~le sigh~
[01:24:04] <SirFinkus> the steam client is in a shocking state
[01:24:15] -!- xuser [xuser!~xachet@108.61.mns.gvh] has joined #Soylent
[01:25:14] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, when I know the BOE base rate is close to 0% and credit card companies are advertising cards at ~40% APR - fuck yes I call USURY and I would overthrow those tables if empowered to do so. :D
[01:27:28] <cmn32480> Deucalion - if you see juggs, tell him I said Thanks for the assist. And as a side note, if the queue has been empty for a while, you can set it to run right away, no need to push it out
[01:28:09] <swiss> Deucalion: your money has nothign to do with it. You need to get in with one of the two main parties for anyone to care
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[01:32:17] <cmn32480> holy balls... an hour for food delivery...
[01:32:22] * cmn32480 goes to get a shower
[01:34:32] <Deucalion> cmn32480, juggs went away out of an over-abundence of nick remorse. Yet he/she still jiggles stories from time to time. Not sure what you mean about the difference between "run right away" and "push it out".. juggs told me he/she just fuddled through the changed edit screens and the story appeared to go out 30 minutes later. I can't trust them... so who knows.
[01:35:27] <cmn32480> you can change the time to have it go out 5 minutes ago or whatever so it will pop up on the front page immediately
[01:35:36] <cmn32480> juggs did a fine job
[01:36:05] <Deucalion> cmn32480, only an hour. Most places around my way... online order 2 hours. 5 mins in the car and doorstep them.... food in 10.
[01:37:06] * cmn32480 just worked a 12 hour day in the rather unclean ceilings of a customer's warehouse replaceing all tehir access points...
[01:37:10] <cmn32480> leaving is not on the menu
[01:37:18] <cmn32480> but you pinged on a wireless question
[01:37:51] <Deucalion> cmn32480, on the old edit pages I saw the time to publish... no idea where they are now, no doubt somewhere.... just unfamiliar as I no longer edit anything unless in a push
[01:38:05] <cmn32480> 10-4
[01:39:11] <Deucalion> cmn32480, yes I did. But it is not urgent in any way, more for my edification as you seem to have more knowledge. Go shower and eat :P
[01:39:18] <Deucalion> And strop hobbling
[01:39:27] <cmn32480> that is still some weeks out
[01:39:37] <cmn32480> I'm good up to a certain point.. then the ankle starts to hurt
[01:39:59] <cmn32480> ]\back after my shower and I will see what I can clear up on the black magic that is wireless
[01:45:56] <Deucalion> cmn32480, I would take dusty attics over sticky, greasy back of line fast food joints to work in any day. Although I may be seen in a mask up in the attic... dust is weird... it plays all kinds of hell with desiccating skin.
[01:49:11] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:53:04] * Deucalion shed about a quart of vital claret from a small nick on the finger while swapping a well snugged till base unit today.... only noticed when the old unit had red fluid running down it upon extraction. Eh.. this is what sanitising wipes, insulating tape and a "it's nothing" confidence are for right :D
[01:55:30] <Bytram> Deucalion: "vital claret" ?? Methinks you messed up your calendar and overshot Halloween. ;)
[01:56:52] <cmn32480> ahhhh
[01:57:00] <cmn32480> so much cleaner
[01:57:08] * cmn32480 waits impatiently for his food
[01:57:24] <Bytram> what did you order?
[01:57:34] <cmn32480> the menu
[01:57:38] <Bytram> LOL!
[01:57:51] * cmn32480 skipped lunch cuz the lift was still running good
[01:57:52] <Bytram> so, not just a wee bit hungry, eh?
[01:58:09] <cmn32480> an italian beef sub w/ mozz and hots
[01:58:13] <cmn32480> breaded mushrooms
[01:58:14] <Bytram> yum
[01:58:19] <cmn32480> chicken ceasar salad
[01:58:28] <cmn32480> 1L of Mt. Dew
[01:58:36] <cmn32480> 2 Cannolis
[01:58:44] <cmn32480> and a free order of fried dough nuggest
[01:58:46] -!- JamesNZ [JamesNZ!~james@60.234.vml.gj] has joined #Soylent
[01:58:48] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 3:43 PM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 16°C/60°F, 2:58 pm NZDT, Thursday, 3 November 2016
[01:58:56] <cmn32480> bedbug!
[01:58:56] <Bytram> in making plans for where to stay on future trips, might be worthwhile to choose locations which have a number of eateries in the near vicinity.
[01:59:21] * cmn32480 thanks bytram for his sage travel advice
[01:59:33] <cmn32480> ]how many hotel nights have you had in the last few years?
[02:00:42] <Bytram> not many, truth be told... but it was not something that had previously entered my mind when making room reservations... thought I'd state the obvious, just in case.
[02:01:03] * cmn32480 is about 150 in the last 2 years
[02:01:16] * Deucalion gifts cmn32480 a large bag of Diatomaceous Earth
[02:01:17] <Bytram> where you at, now?
[02:01:26] <cmn32480> believe it or not, you get very tired of sitting at the bar in some restaurant chatting with strangers, or worse, getting a table for 1
[02:01:37] <cmn32480> Carol Stream, IL... just outside chicago
[02:01:48] <Bytram> ~weather chicago
[02:01:50] <exec> 10Chicago, IL, USA - currently 57°F, cloudy, wind N at 11 mph, humidity 97% - Wednesday isolated thunderstorms (51°F:62°F), Thursday partly cloudy (48°F:64°F), Friday sunny (47°F:59°F), Saturday partly cloudy (47°F:66°F)
[02:01:55] <cmn32480> ~define Diatomaceous Earth
[02:01:57] <exec> Diatomaceous Earth: unable to find definition
[02:02:06] <cmn32480> ~g Diatomaceous Earth
[02:02:08] <exec> [google] diatomaceous.org/
[02:02:10] <Bytram> sops up spills
[02:02:19] <cmn32480> ahhh
[02:02:21] <chromas> it's all natural organic free-range dirt
[02:02:36] <cmn32480> for all my tears? or because my tampon got overloaded adn ran down the drawer of your POS system?
[02:02:53] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:02:54] <exec> └─ 13Diatomaceous earth - Wikipedia
[02:03:11] <Bytram> Diatomaceous earth, also known as D.E., diatomite, or kieselgur/kieselguhr, is a naturally occurring, soft, siliceous sedimentary rock that is easily crumbled into a fine white to off-white powder. It has a particle size ranging from less than 3 micrometres to more than 1 millimetre, but typically 10 to 200 micrometres. Depending on the granularity, this powder can have an abrasive feel, similar to pumice powder, and has a low density as
[02:03:11] <Bytram> a result of its high porosity.
[02:03:13] <Deucalion> soil made of crushed shells basically... stops creepy crawlies by destroying their joints
[02:03:38] <cmn32480> ahhhhh
[02:03:43] <cmn32480> now it makes more sense
[02:04:00] * cmn32480 sprays his suitcase w/ deet before and after each trip
[02:04:54] <cmn32480> ~define across that
[02:04:55] <exec> across that: unable to find definition
[02:05:02] <cmn32480> yer useless tonight exec
[02:05:10] <Deucalion> ~weather
[02:05:12] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 38°F / 3°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind S at 3 mph, humidity 90% - Wednesday partly cloudy (34°F:51°F / 1°C:11°C), Thursday cloudy (44°F:53°F / 7°C:12°C), Friday showers (37°F:51°F / 3°C:11°C), Saturday partly cloudy (35°F:49°F / 2°C:9°C)
[02:05:21] <Bytram> brrrr
[02:05:28] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[02:05:30] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 46°F, cloudy, wind E at 0 mph, humidity 97% - Wednesday cloudy (39°F:48°F), Thursday scattered showers (32°F:47°F), Friday cloudy (25°F:38°F), Saturday scattered showers (29°F:40°F)
[02:05:35] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[02:05:37] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 47°F, clear with periodic clouds, wind S at 0 mph, humidity 86% - Wednesday mostly cloudy (45°F:57°F), Thursday rain (41°F:52°F), Friday partly cloudy (31°F:48°F), Saturday partly cloudy (37°F:48°F)
[02:05:40] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[02:05:42] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 60°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 4 mph, humidity 74% - Wednesday scattered showers (53°F:68°F), Thursday rain (46°F:60°F), Friday partly cloudy (35°F:50°F), Saturday mostly sunny (42°F:52°F)
[02:06:15] * Bytram just worked 6 days straight, has tomorrow off, and forecast is for rain all day long.
[02:06:46] <Deucalion> ~weather Mull
[02:06:48] <exec> 10Isle of Mull - currently 42°F / 6°C, cloudy, wind SW at 10 mph, humidity 93% - Wednesday showers (40°F:44°F / 4°C:7°C), Thursday rain (35°F:45°F / 2°C:7°C), Friday scattered showers (32°F:42°F / 0°C:6°C), Saturday mostly sunny (32°F:40°F / 0°C:4°C)
[02:06:52] <chromas> Speaking of goat porn, http://www.vice.com
[02:06:54] <exec> └─ 13Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It | VICE | United States
[02:07:14] * Deucalion bans chromas
[02:07:18] <cmn32480> wow.. i musta missed the reference...
[02:07:23] * cmn32480 reads the backscroll
[02:07:44] <chromas> it was a couple hours ago
[02:08:02] <Deucalion> it feels like a life time
[02:11:10] * cmn32480 wishes he hadn't wasted the time reading that particular part of the backscroll
[02:24:26] <Deucalion> cmn32480, would it have helped if anyone had said "don't read that"? Nope... you'd have read it twice :P
[02:24:27] <chromas> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[02:26:35] <cmn32480> so what was your wireless question whilst I eat Deucalion
[02:28:41] * cmn32480 decides to eat is food instead of Deucalion
[02:31:12] <Deucalion> Proximity of 2.4GHz APs.... small area, approx ~50 ppl, 2 devices on avg each say....... so 100 - 150 clients.. 2 APs within 4ft sharing the same SSID and channel. Clients complain of poor connectivity...
[02:31:50] <cmn32480> yep
[02:31:54] <cmn32480> sounds rright
[02:32:09] <cmn32480> change the channel on one of the devices
[02:32:23] <cmn32480> shoudl be on 1, 6, or 11
[02:32:27] <Deucalion> aye
[02:32:37] <cmn32480> they are the only 3 non-overlapping channels in the spectrum
[02:32:45] <Deucalion> I know
[02:32:48] <cmn32480> and separate the access points
[02:33:38] <cmn32480> when a device sees two ap's of same strength, it sometimes gets confused, and the constant roaiming between the AP's has a deleterious effect on the quality of the user experience
[02:34:17] <cmn32480> that said, if the AP's are on different channels, the ods are that the laptops, etc. will connect to one and hold it.
[02:34:30] <cmn32480> but that many devices in that small area, a third AP may be warranted
[02:34:50] <cmn32480> depending on the AP, bandwidth needs, and internet pipeline
[02:35:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Says James Webb Space Telescope is Ready for Testing - http://sylnt.us - jwst-asap
[02:38:33] * cmn32480 wonders what the greenstuff is under the chicken and good stuff
[02:39:23] <Deucalion> I don't think the APs are the problem - the client is only seeing issues "in the afternoon when the office gets busy".... The APs can handle 512 clients each. I think they have twofold issues... the APs are connected on 100Mbps POE. It seems someone prior has gone in and just thrown in ever more APs - there's a 3rd in the ladies toilet too. All on 100Mbps POE. Bastards won#t let me look at the switch port utilisation but I am thinking the b
[02:39:24] <Deucalion> ackhaul from the AP is the problem, the coverage is certainly fine from all 3
[02:40:07] <cmn32480> what kind of AP's? 802.11n?
[02:40:47] <cmn32480> if they are 802.11g, the 100mbps is fine
[02:41:06] <cmn32480> if 802.11n they should be on a gig backbone
[02:41:43] <Deucalion> n
[02:41:50] <cmn32480> afternoons, when the office gets busy IS when everybody downl;oads tehir nightly porn stash
[02:43:19] <cmn32480> but thie internet pipeline is alos a probable bottleneck
[02:43:43] <Deucalion> If I am not mistaken wifi is time multiplexing right? Hence why we go Ch1, 6, 11 (or 13 region allowing)? And in ideal circumstances all APs and devices on the same channel should share agreeably
[02:43:45] <Bytram> the client is only seeing issues "in the afternoon when the office gets busy" -- also means more power being drawn at the same time; might want to make sure there is no voltage sag/drop, too. UPS FTW
[02:44:49] <cmn32480> AP's on the same channel is what is called cochannel interference.
[02:44:58] <cmn32480> the signals basically cancel each other out
[02:46:06] <cmn32480> http://www.metageek.com
[02:46:08] <exec> └─ 13Adjacent and Co-Channel Congestion
[02:46:30] <Bytram> peaks and troughs
[02:46:33] <Bytram> ?
[02:46:44] <cmn32480> it is a radio wave..
[02:46:56] <cmn32480> like a sine wave
[02:46:59] <Bytram> nod nod; is what I thought.
[02:47:18] <Bytram> get pretty interference patterns
[02:47:33] <Deucalion> cmn32480, 802.11 specs allow for devices on the same channel to co-op on the time division even if not using the same SSID etc. Not all do of course.
[02:48:16] <cmn32480> the spec may allow for it, but with that kind of density....
[02:48:26] <Bytram> https://upload.wikimedia.org
[02:48:49] <cmn32480> and I've been doing wireless for about 10 years... cochannel exists... the struggle is real
[02:49:21] <cmn32480> https://community.spiceworks.com
[02:49:46] <Deucalion> cmn32480, you suggest? freckling of APs on 1, 6, 11 ?
[02:49:54] <cmn32480> yep
[02:53:08] <cmn32480> start with putting the 2 that you have on differnet channels
[02:53:27] <cmn32480> and see if they will show you the bandwidth utilization for the AP's and the interwebs pipe.
[02:53:28] <chromas> Do the APs do 5GHz too?
[02:53:32] <Deucalion> hmm ... recent wifi survey I did on another site.... APs gobbling up 40Mhz width.... crossing 2 or more channels in the 2.4GHz region... this is MIMO right?
[02:53:52] <arti> sounds like they're crossing the streams
[02:53:57] <cmn32480> 40mhz in 2.4?
[02:53:58] <arti> woah nelly
[02:54:08] <cmn32480> Jebus....
[02:54:14] <cmn32480> #smake Deucalion's customer
[02:54:14] * MrPlow smakes Deucalion's customer upside the head with an inverse takyon pulse
[02:54:42] <arti> maybe you can reverse the polarity?
[02:54:46] <cmn32480> 40/60/80mhz channels are only useful in 5GHZ
[02:54:53] <arti> you might get a jennerism
[02:55:00] <cmn32480> 2.4 just doens't ahve enough channels
[02:55:35] <cmn32480> arti - a dude that looks like a chick, but can still kick your ass oll over the Decathlon field?
[02:56:02] <arti> or just kill you by ramming into your car
[02:56:19] <cmn32480> I suppose that'd work too
[02:56:35] <arti> :)
[02:57:17] <cmn32480> Deucalion - 802.11n is MIMO. channel width is not relevant
[02:57:46] <arti> channel girth
[02:58:08] <cmn32480> 20mhz channels on an n AP are MIMO, the multiple data streams is where the speed comes from
[02:59:19] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[02:59:22] <exec> └─ 13Gawker settles Hulk Hogan privacy lawsuit for $31 million - CNET
[03:00:01] <cmn32480> BOOOOOOOOOO!
[03:00:34] * Deucalion feels dumb at this point. I was seeing APs straddling 3x 20Mhz channels. Mebbe I need more edification before I ask more questions... or before I believe my analiser
[03:00:59] <cmn32480> that is possible in the 5GHz
[03:01:22] <cmn32480> or were you seeing the same SSID across multiple channels
[03:01:49] <cmn32480> what analizer are you using?
[03:03:28] <Deucalion> this was definitely 2.4. The devices I was there to address were retail HHTs they do not have 5GHz capabilities. Neither do the APs.
[03:04:00] <cmn32480> make/model of the HHT and AP?
[03:04:30] <cmn32480> we are taking a deep dive into /me's area of expertise tonight
[03:05:31] <Deucalion> Ye gads... Zebra HHTs.... Cisco APs... will have to dig out work laptop for exact models.....
[03:06:14] <cmn32480> this particular sitchyation is what I do for a living
[03:06:36] <cmn32480> the comapny I work for sells the above mentioned products
[03:07:07] <cmn32480> pay the way and I'll come fix it for ya!
[03:08:15] <cmn32480> zebra's handhelds DO support both 2.4 adn 5GHz
[03:09:02] <cmn32480> the AP's will depend on the model
[03:13:11] * Deucalion is firing up the work lappy...
[03:16:25] <Deucalion> ok to PM cmn32480 ? This is al getting a bit client specific for open cjannel
[03:16:40] <cmn32480> certainly
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[04:02:25] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylentboobs
[04:02:27] * exec half-heartedly hangs a trigger warning sign about an overflowing chest of battery acid on #soylentboobs
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[04:07:22] <chromas> Bender: s/Helen/Bindu/
[04:51:07] <swiss> http://www.chicagoscanner.com
[04:51:09] <exec> └─ 13Chicago Scanner
[04:51:16] <swiss> chicago just won the world series, police scanner should be interseting
[04:55:41] <SirFinkus> "large crowd of bottle throwers"
[04:55:42] <SirFinkus> lmao
[04:55:48] <SirFinkus> almost instantly
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[05:14:45] <JamesNZ> cmn32480: Don't let the bedbugs bite ;)
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[06:00:50] <chromas> racists are fastests
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[10:44:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:44:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2975
[10:56:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, DnD 5E rules are entirely too complex to make a bot game from.
[10:57:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> by which i mean that's way, way too much data entry for my lazy ass.
[11:05:47] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[11:07:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[11:07:30] * exec points at Bytram
[11:09:26] <Bytram> OCR++
[11:09:26] <Bender> karma - ocr: 1
[11:09:35] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:09:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2976
[11:09:42] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:09:43] * exec diabolically pits a wagon of luck against TheMightyBuzzard
[11:10:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich nonexistentuser
[11:10:00] * MrPlow looks around but does not see nonexistentuser
[11:12:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:12:35] * exec literally flicks a hemp bag of ciri poo at Bytram
[11:12:48] <Bytram> ciri? Ewwwwww!
[11:12:55] * boru chuckles
[11:13:24] * Bytram added ciri to his 'block list' way back when and is the one, and only, nick on it.
[11:15:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> ciri is one of only two nicks on my /ignore list that are set to "ALL". Everyone else is set to "JOINS PARTS QUITS" because they have shitty connections but try to leave IRC up all the time.
[11:16:09] <boru> What client are you using?
[11:16:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> irssi
[11:16:31] * TheMightyBuzzard just ignores everyone. much quieter that way.
[11:16:36] <boru> There's a smartfilter script for irssi, now.
[11:16:55] <boru> Which will 'intelligently' ignore JOINS PARTS NICKS QUITS etc.
[11:17:11] <boru> So, if you're in the middle of a conversation with someone, it'll show you they've fecked off etc.
[11:17:34] <boru> (It just bases its LRU on whether they've posted a message in N time units)
[11:17:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> It wouldn't work for me, as #palemoon has a lot of people joining/quitting but only SOMETIMES asking questions in between.
[11:17:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> (also did you see that jez got banhammered for being a jackass to Moonchild and Tobin?)
[11:18:20] <boru> I did not. I've actually forgotten to add the channel to my autojoins, like a silly billy.
[11:18:33] <boru> There's very few channels I always frequent.
[11:18:44] <boru> I can't keep track of tens of channels like some folks.
[11:19:24] <boru> I'll probably go back to their channel when I have something useful to show them.
[11:19:36] <boru> Which, alas, is not just yet.
[11:19:38] * Bytram uses hexChat and has about a dozen channels but only about 4-5 of them have much traffic at any given time.
[11:20:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> I have a total of 30 windows open in irssi right now
[11:20:10] <boru> Is hexchat like a hexeditor? You get all your messages as ASCII strings and decode them as you read them?
[11:20:25] <boru> I have 8.
[11:20:44] <Bytram> nop, they come as octal-encoded unicode bit strings and one has to reassemble the text using fill-in-the-squares on graph paper
[11:20:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> I have irssi connected to two Slack teams, one of which has a lot of channels
[11:20:55] <boru> Yuck!
[11:20:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> plus a bunch of direct-message windows open
[11:21:23] <Bytram> AndyTheAbsurd: I hoope you have multiple monitors; sounds like you'd need one monitor just to keep up with all the comms
[11:21:30] <boru> They should send the text as a list of Bezier curve parameters, such that you can render and rasterise them yourself, on graph paper.
[11:21:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> It's for work, so I kind of need to be able to keep an eye on it. And since I've always got irssi running anyway, it was the easiest solution.
[11:21:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> Bytram: most of them are quiet most of the time.
[11:21:47] <boru> How have you connected that slack crap? Bitlbee?
[11:21:51] <popeydoll> hexchat is basically xchat with a wiccan theme
[11:21:58] <boru> I see.
[11:21:58] <Bytram> lol
[11:22:36] * boru absconds for lunch.
[11:22:49] <popeydoll> makes it easier to set channel modes in occult configurations
[11:22:50] <popeydoll> that kind of thing
[11:23:29] <Bytram> http://rss.computerworld.com
[11:23:30] <exec> └─ 13Microsoft Teams launches to take on Slack, Slack takes dig at Microsoft in open letter | Computerworld
[11:23:45] * AndyTheAbsurd figures it's time to close some direct-message windows, gets count down to 25.
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[11:27:02] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, 11°C/52°F, 4:27 am GMT-7, Thursday, 3 November 2016
[11:28:50] <Bytram> !uid
[11:28:51] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6393, owned by asdfgh
[11:37:57] <chromas> http://www.express.co.uk
[11:37:58] <exec> └─ 13Migrant crisis: Club-wielding refugees fight running battles near Stalingrad Metro, Paris | World | News | Daily Express
[11:38:07] <chromas> Sand dindus
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[11:48:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i think i can have #fite ready sometime today using my own rules instead of 5E
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[13:10:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> "IT investigated and found the issue to be a nation wide transport problem with Level 3."
[13:10:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> Getting real tired of your shit, Level 3.
[13:13:43] <boru> Backbones have been skating along by merit of excessive bandwidth alone for a long time. With the pervasiveness of higher bandwidth capacity links and the propensity towards cloudshite and 'network applicances', the chickens are coming home to roost.
[13:14:28] <boru> Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind, and all that.
[13:17:30] <Bytram> time to get going... laters, all.
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[14:20:49] <weeds> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[14:20:51] * exec analiciously pukes a shot of smoked salmon on AndyTheAbsurd
[14:21:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday weeds
[14:21:02] * exec illegitimately pits a printout of bluehost against weeds
[14:21:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> winner: weeds.
[14:21:41] <weeds> yikes
[14:21:44] <weeds> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[14:21:46] * exec sexually embiggens a tub of milksteak with TheMightyBuzzard
[14:22:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday weeds
[14:22:42] * exec irresponsibly snatches a buttload of lard from weeds
[14:23:45] <weeds> Enjoy the lard. I think you can make soap out of it :)
[14:24:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmm.... lard
[14:25:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not quite as good as bacon grease for cooking but it's still a nummy treat
[14:25:49] <boru> Wtf is a milksteak? I vaguely recall asking before.
[14:26:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g milksteak
[14:26:58] <weeds> got me
[14:26:59] <MrPlow> http://www.wikihow.com - "Then you might know of the character Charlie Kelly's favorite meal, \"milk steak\", boiled \"over hard\", with a side of jelly beans served raw. The famous milk steak ..."
[14:27:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have no idea
[14:27:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define milksteak
[14:27:20] <exec> milksteak: unable to find definition
[14:27:31] <weeds> ~gday boru
[14:27:33] * exec casually hucks an old shoe full of cookies at boru
[14:27:41] <boru> ~gday weeds
[14:27:43] * exec carefully deallocates your mom's bra, full of estrogen from weeds
[14:28:00] * TheMightyBuzzard is about an hour out from having #fite ready to go
[14:30:07] <weeds> I've been away for a while, what is #fite?
[14:31:30] <boru> #fite weeds
[14:31:43] <boru> Oh, an hour away.
[14:31:58] <boru> I vaguely recall this being a DnD related feature.
[14:31:59] <boru> #disco
[14:32:12] <boru> Seems like someone doesn't have their priorities right.
[14:36:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeds, was going to be a DnD 5E fighting arena but there's entirely too many rules in 5E for a bot game.
[14:37:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> so it's going to be just a lameass fighting game that lets you fight other irc users
[14:39:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you win you level up and get another 10 hp. if you lose you lose a level and stay dead until midnight UTC when you get revived by the magic fairy.
[14:40:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> but you don't heal up between rounds. you keep your wounds until you get healed at midnight UTC by the magic fairy.
[14:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:44:06] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 186
[15:01:38] <boru> Have you implemented #disco yet?
[15:01:42] <boru> If not, I have.
[15:03:56] <FatPhil> what languages are people using, and what do they use to access irc?
[15:04:10] <boru> For what?
[15:04:17] <FatPhil> irc bots
[15:04:33] <boru> Perl does the job for me, personally.
[15:04:53] <boru> I haven't written a bot in about a decade, however.
[15:05:15] <FatPhil> I'm just working on one of my old bots that grabs data from some files I have at home, it's also in perl and it uses ii and inotify for the IRC access
[15:05:45] <boru> TMB will have suggestions, I suspect.
[15:06:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, no
[15:06:16] <FatPhil> the idlergp bot is perl, and uses network sockets directly.
[15:06:24] <boru> Boo.
[15:06:37] <FatPhil> I'd like to abstract the bottom end out so that it could also use ii and inotify
[15:06:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, i'm using rust for MrPlow but he's been perl and C previously as well
[15:07:11] <boru> I cheated and used figlet.
[15:07:35] <FatPhil> I've considered writing one as macros within interactive irc clients (such ar irssi)
[15:09:17] <boru> If there is a bot testing channel, I am happy to demonstrate.
[15:10:08] <FatPhil> there's a generic testing channel
[15:11:17] <boru> What is it?
[15:13:01] <weeds> left my dang phone home and actually have a reason to say ~weather (other than just going to some website...)
[15:13:09] <weeds> ~weather
[15:13:10] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[15:13:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, forgot i had other stuff to do today. going to have to finish #fite later
[15:13:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #test
[15:13:29] <weeds> wait what? it forgot me?
[15:13:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeds, #weather
[15:13:46] <weeds> Ok
[15:13:51] <weeds> #weather
[15:13:52] <MrPlow> Today: Overcast. High near 65F. Winds NNW at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Sunshine and clouds mixed. High 56F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph.
[15:13:59] * TheMightyBuzzard heads out
[15:14:04] <weeds> later
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[15:38:57] <FatPhil> hmmm, looking at my ii-based script, and ii, I wonder if just using sic, also from suckless, would work
[15:39:50] <FatPhil> I guess I can try to decouple the intelligence from the irc backend, and try, that costs nothing apart from my fucking billable hours that I'm not putting in this week.
[15:58:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, that's taken care of for the moment
[16:03:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... gonna need a var to tell if a fight's already happening and not let two run at once
[16:25:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, now i gotta figure out how to do a timed reset of everyone to alive
[16:31:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[16:31:05] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[16:31:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite weeds
[16:31:46] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
[16:31:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[16:32:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, set the default wrong
[16:33:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[16:33:08] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[16:33:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite weeds
[16:33:30] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
[16:33:39] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[16:34:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, duh
[16:34:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[16:34:15] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[16:34:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite weeds
[16:34:41] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see ite weeds
[16:34:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[16:34:53] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see ite Aphrodite
[16:34:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[16:34:55] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see ite Aphrodite
[16:35:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh, thas why
[16:36:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[16:36:10] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[16:36:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[16:36:50] -!- MrPlow has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[16:36:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot! bug!
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[16:38:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
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[16:39:36] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 22°C/72°F, 11:39 am GMT-5, Thursday, 3 November 2016
[16:43:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Runaway1956
[16:43:36] * exec hideously inserts a chariot of No Mas! into Runaway1956
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[16:44:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[16:44:27] <MrPlow> Aphrodite clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[16:44:27] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their fist is deflected by Aphrodite's grungy t-shirt.
[16:44:27] <MrPlow> Aphrodite swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's grungy t-shirt.
[16:44:27] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their fist is deflected by Aphrodite's grungy t-shirt.
[16:44:27] <MrPlow> Aphrodite clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[16:44:27] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at Aphrodite's feet.
[16:44:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> traitor bot
[16:46:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> LOL
[16:46:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[16:46:29] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[16:46:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite boru
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> boru swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by boru's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> boru swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd clobbers boru upside their head with a fist
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> boru clobbers AndyTheAbsurd upside their head with a fist
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by boru's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> boru swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by boru's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> boru swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by boru's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> boru swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by boru's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> boru swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by boru's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> boru smites the everlovin crap out of AndyTheAbsurd with a fist
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at boru's feet.
[16:47:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[16:47:32] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[16:47:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> good good
[16:48:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> we're both dead! Can't we arise as zombies to fight?
[16:48:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> spose i should put a good fairy command in to relive everyone
[16:48:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> at least until i figure out how to do a timed event.
[16:48:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[16:48:49] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[16:56:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber App Redesign Simplifies Interface, Adds Features at the Expense of Privacy - http://sylnt.us - privacy-takes-another-hit
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[17:05:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[17:05:47] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[17:05:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[17:05:52] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[17:05:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[17:05:55] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard smites the everlovin crap out of Aphrodite with a fist
[17:05:55] <MrPlow> Aphrodite clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:05:55] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their fist is deflected by Aphrodite's grungy t-shirt.
[17:05:55] <MrPlow> Aphrodite clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:05:55] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at Aphrodite's feet.
[17:06:15] * TheMightyBuzzard glares at MrPlow
[17:06:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[17:06:28] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[17:06:39] <weeds> themightybuzzard: are you dead?
[17:06:47] <weeds> no tnow
[17:06:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was, the good fairy fixed me though
[17:06:56] <weeds> not now!
[17:06:59] <weeds> i see
[17:07:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't put a timer in yet or a way to name your weapon/armor
[17:07:29] <weeds> #fite themightybuzzard
[17:07:29] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see themightybuzzard
[17:07:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll do those tomorrow
[17:07:37] <weeds> picky
[17:07:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> case sensitive
[17:07:41] <weeds> i see
[17:08:00] <weeds> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's grungy t-shirt.
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their fist is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their fist is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's grungy t-shirt.
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their fist is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's grungy t-shirt.
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their fist is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard smites the everlovin crap out of weeds with a fist
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> weeds falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[17:08:20] * TheMightyBuzzard takes a victory lap
[17:08:27] <weeds> well, I have no everlovin crap!
[17:08:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> everlovin crap line means someone got a critical hit
[17:09:16] <weeds> can anyone call the fairy?
[17:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it's sposed to run once a day. i just put it in as an admin command for debugging purposes.
[17:11:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[17:11:32] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[17:11:40] <xhedit> #fite MrPlow
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their fist is deflected by MrPlow's grungy t-shirt.
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> MrPlow swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's grungy t-shirt.
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their fist is deflected by MrPlow's grungy t-shirt.
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> MrPlow swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's grungy t-shirt.
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their fist is deflected by MrPlow's grungy t-shirt.
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> MrPlow clobbers xhedit upside their head with a fist
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their fist is deflected by MrPlow's grungy t-shirt.
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> MrPlow swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's grungy t-shirt.
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their fist is deflected by MrPlow's grungy t-shirt.
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> MrPlow smites the everlovin crap out of xhedit with a fist
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> xhedit falls broken at MrPlow's feet.
[17:12:10] <xhedit> ;[
[17:12:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite mrcoolbp
[17:12:18] <MrPlow> mrcoolbp clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:12:18] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by mrcoolbp's grungy t-shirt.
[17:12:18] <MrPlow> mrcoolbp swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:12:18] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers mrcoolbp upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:12:18] <MrPlow> mrcoolbp clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:12:18] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard smites the everlovin crap out of mrcoolbp with a ball-peen hammer
[17:12:18] <MrPlow> mrcoolbp swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:12:18] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers mrcoolbp upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:12:18] <MrPlow> mrcoolbp falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[17:13:00] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[17:13:20] <weeds> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers weeds upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers weeds upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> weeds falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[17:13:34] <weeds> damn. at least is was a long fite
[17:13:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> soon as i get around to it i'm gonna put character info commands in and a way for you to set what weapon and armor you're using
[17:13:51] <weeds> wher'd you get that hammer?
[17:13:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> manual db edit
[17:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, using something besides your fist doesn't do any more damage. it just adds flavor.
[17:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> and you level up every time you win a fight. +10hp per level.
[17:16:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima make #fite only work in a channel named #fite
[17:16:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> it could get kinda spammy once we start getting up to 90th level or so.
[17:17:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[17:17:12] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[17:17:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> it can stay here for today though. only so much spam it can produce for low level characters before they're all dead
[17:17:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[17:17:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #editorial
[17:17:59] -!- weeds has quit [Ping timeout: 244 seconds]
[17:18:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #dev
[17:18:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #fite
[17:20:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by chromas's grungy t-shirt.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by chromas's grungy t-shirt.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers chromas upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by chromas's grungy t-shirt.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by chromas's grungy t-shirt.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by chromas's grungy t-shirt.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by chromas's grungy t-shirt.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by chromas's grungy t-shirt.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers chromas upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by chromas's grungy t-shirt.
[17:20:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[17:20:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> it didn't finish
[17:20:54] <chromas> I did
[17:20:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[17:20:58] <MrPlow> chromas's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[17:21:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, it got caught by server spam protection.
[17:21:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> finished the fight but didn't get to display all the lines of it
[17:22:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[17:22:05] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[17:22:16] <chromas> I don't see no stats
[17:22:36] <chromas> how many HP? Are there potions? Or is it potia?
[17:26:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, stats will be along tomorrow
[17:26:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> no potions yet
[17:26:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> no inventory for that matter
[17:28:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[17:28:55] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[17:29:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[17:29:17] <MrPlow> Aphrodite clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:29:17] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Aphrodite's grungy t-shirt.
[17:29:18] <MrPlow> Aphrodite swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:29:18] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers Aphrodite upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:29:19] <MrPlow> Aphrodite swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:29:19] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard smites the everlovin crap out of Aphrodite with a ball-peen hammer
[17:29:20] <MrPlow> Aphrodite clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:29:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers Aphrodite upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:29:21] <MrPlow> Aphrodite swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:29:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Aphrodite's grungy t-shirt.
[17:29:22] <MrPlow> Aphrodite clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:29:22] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers Aphrodite upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:29:23] <MrPlow> Aphrodite swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:29:23] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard smites the everlovin crap out of Aphrodite with a ball-peen hammer
[17:29:23] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[17:29:32] * chromas smakes MrPlow with the Erect Ball-Peen Hammer of Sum Yun Gai for 16HP but MrPlow's Wooden Shield of a Keg blocks for 12HP
[17:29:39] * TheMightyBuzzard roars victoriously
[17:29:56] <chromas> $romp #fite
[17:30:04] <chromas> #fite $romp
[17:30:04] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see $romp
[17:30:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> $romp
[17:30:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> $burrito aqu4
[17:30:21] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at TheMightyBuzzard
[17:30:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[17:30:45] <chromas> We need to summon Subsentient
[17:31:12] <chromas> aqu4 sucks, gerbils suck, peanut butter sucks, epoch sucks, rats suck, cyan sucks
[17:31:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> eventually ima get quite complex with #fite but this is what i could get done this morning
[17:31:38] <chromas> (summon failed)
[17:31:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient eats goat anus on toast
[17:32:46] <chromas> we need an rpg channel
[17:32:55] <chromas> and summonable botsters
[17:32:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[17:33:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, one more tweak
[17:35:13] <chromas> Needs a fancy database with all kinds of insertables
[17:36:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it's got a db. keeps track of your level and current hp and weapon n armor right now
[17:36:24] <chromas> #inventoryctl add --type monster rehash
[17:36:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[17:36:35] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[17:36:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #dev
[17:36:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #editorial
[17:37:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #fite
[17:37:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[17:38:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[17:38:15] <MrPlow> Loggie clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:38:16] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers Loggie upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:38:17] <MrPlow> Loggie swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:38:18] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:19] <MrPlow> Loggie swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:38:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:21] <MrPlow> Loggie swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:38:22] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:23] <MrPlow> Loggie swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:38:24] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers Loggie upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:38:25] <MrPlow> Loggie clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:38:26] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:27] <MrPlow> Loggie smites the everlovin crap out of TheMightyBuzzard with a fist
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[17:38:28] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:29] <MrPlow> Loggie swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:38:30] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:31] <MrPlow> Loggie swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:38:32] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:33] <MrPlow> Loggie clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:38:34] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:35] <MrPlow> Loggie swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:38:36] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:37] <MrPlow> Loggie clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:38:38] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:39] <MrPlow> Loggie swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:38:40] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:41] <MrPlow> Loggie clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:38:42] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:43] <MrPlow> Loggie clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:38:44] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard smites the everlovin crap out of Loggie with a ball-peen hammer
[17:38:45] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[17:38:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> long fight
[17:38:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> did what i told it to though
[17:39:30] <weeds> why the URL?
[17:39:33] <chromas> Poor Loggie doesn't know. It's probably simple too
[17:39:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> happens whenever you do this
[17:39:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> Loggie
[17:39:57] <chromas> time to beef up Loggie with unnecessary features
[17:39:58] <weeds> oh nad you fought loggie, got it
[17:40:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, it's finished for today. ima get me a nap.
[18:27:28] <boru> TMB; that is bloody fantastic! (#fite)
[18:37:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Curiosity Mars Rover Checks Odd-looking Iron Meteorite - http://sylnt.us - space-rocks-r-us
[18:50:33] <weeds> #fite boru
[18:50:34] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers boru upside their head with a fist
[18:50:35] <MrPlow> boru smites the everlovin crap out of weeds with a fist
[18:50:36] <MrPlow> weeds falls broken at boru's feet.
[18:50:57] <weeds> holy crap! that was terrible!
[18:51:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite weeds
[18:51:17] <MrPlow> weeds's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[18:51:24] <weeds> ha ha
[18:51:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> #nelson
[18:51:36] <MrPlow> HA HA!
[18:51:50] <weeds> #nelson
[18:51:50] <MrPlow> HA HA!
[18:51:53] <weeds> ??
[18:51:59] <boru> I have vanquished you both, now.
[18:52:25] <weeds> can we be restored?
[18:52:25] <boru> I shall make furniture from your bones.
[18:52:31] <weeds> nice
[18:52:42] <boru> Yes, restored as fine furniture.
[18:52:48] <weeds> please use my skull for a salad bowl
[18:52:57] <boru> ...
[18:53:18] <boru> How dare you insinuate that I would consume, or, indeed, serve salad!
[18:53:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't think this is gonna work but I'm going to try it anyway.
[18:53:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> #goodfairy
[18:53:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...nope.
[18:54:05] <boru> #disco
[18:55:04] <boru> 09_03_10_11_ 13_05_04_08_ 03_09_11_10_02_ 06_04_05_07_08_09_ 10_11_12_02_
[18:55:07] <boru> 09/ 10_02_ 13\ 04/ 08_09/03/ 11_12_02_06/ 05/ 08_07_03_09_11/10/ 12_13_ 04\
[18:55:11] <boru> 10/ 12/ 06/ 05/ 08/ 03/ 10\02_12_ 06\ 05/ 08/ 12/ 06/ 05/ 08/
[18:55:14] <boru> 10/ 12/13_06/ 05/07_08/ 03/ 12_02_06_13/ 04/08/ 03/09_11_10_ 12/ 06/04_05/ 08/
[18:55:17] <boru> 12/02_06_13_05_04_08/07/03_09_11_10/ 12/13_06_04_05_07/ 09\03_10_11_12_02/ 13\05_04_08_07_03/
[18:55:48] <boru> I'd hoped that the blink bits would work, but I think most terminal emulators removed that capability long ago.
[19:03:26] <weeds> nice!
[19:06:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> #rainbow Doesn't one of our bots do rainbow colors?
[19:06:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> I guess it's not MrPlow.
[19:07:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~rainbow Doesn't one of our bots do rainbow colors?
[19:07:38] <exec> 00,06D00,04o00,07e00,08s00,09n00,12'00,02t00,06 00,04o00,07n00,08e00,09 00,12o00,02f00,06 00,04o00,07u00,08r00,09 00,12b00,02o00,06t00,04s00,07 00,08d00,09o00,12 00,02r00,06a00,04i00,07n00,08b00,09o00,12w00,02 00,06c00,04o00,07l00,08o00,09r00,12s00,02?
[19:08:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> Perfectly hideous, isn't it?
[19:17:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[19:17:20] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[19:17:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, that nap totally didn't take. going to have to try again in a little bit.
[19:29:21] <FatPhil> #fite MrPlow
[19:29:22] <MrPlow> FatPhil clobbers MrPlow upside their head with a fist
[19:29:23] <MrPlow> MrPlow swings mightily but their fist is deflected by FatPhil's grungy t-shirt.
[19:29:24] <MrPlow> FatPhil swings mightily but their fist is deflected by MrPlow's grungy t-shirt.
[19:29:25] <MrPlow> MrPlow swings mightily but their fist is deflected by FatPhil's grungy t-shirt.
[19:29:26] <MrPlow> FatPhil swings mightily but their fist is deflected by MrPlow's grungy t-shirt.
[19:29:27] <MrPlow> MrPlow swings mightily but their fist is deflected by FatPhil's grungy t-shirt.
[19:29:28] <MrPlow> FatPhil swings mightily but their fist is deflected by MrPlow's grungy t-shirt.
[19:29:29] <MrPlow> MrPlow swings mightily but their fist is deflected by FatPhil's grungy t-shirt.
[19:29:30] <MrPlow> FatPhil swings mightily but their fist is deflected by MrPlow's grungy t-shirt.
[19:29:31] <MrPlow> MrPlow swings mightily but their fist is deflected by FatPhil's grungy t-shirt.
[19:29:32] <MrPlow> FatPhil smites the everlovin crap out of MrPlow with a fist
[19:29:33] <MrPlow> MrPlow falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[19:29:48] <FatPhil> OK, so it's just channel spam then
[19:31:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly but it does keep persistent data
[19:43:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite FatPhil
[19:43:08] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by FatPhil's grungy t-shirt.
[19:43:09] <MrPlow> FatPhil clobbers AndyTheAbsurd upside their head with a fist
[19:43:10] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd clobbers FatPhil upside their head with a fist
[19:43:11] <MrPlow> FatPhil swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[19:43:12] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd clobbers FatPhil upside their head with a fist
[19:43:13] <MrPlow> FatPhil swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[19:43:14] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by FatPhil's grungy t-shirt.
[19:43:15] <MrPlow> FatPhil swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[19:43:16] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by FatPhil's grungy t-shirt.
[19:43:17] <MrPlow> FatPhil clobbers AndyTheAbsurd upside their head with a fist
[19:43:18] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by FatPhil's grungy t-shirt.
[19:43:19] <MrPlow> FatPhil swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[19:43:20] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd smites the everlovin crap out of FatPhil with a fist
[19:43:21] <MrPlow> FatPhil clobbers AndyTheAbsurd upside their head with a fist
[19:43:22] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[19:43:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> I've been defeated!
[19:43:34] * AndyTheAbsurd expires
[19:46:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Curiosity Mars Rover Checks Odd-Looking Iron Meteorite - http://sylnt.us - space-rocks-r-us
[20:17:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Confirms that Stellar Novae are the Main Source of Lithium in the Universe - http://sylnt.us - uplifting-story
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[21:54:30] <cmn32480> #fite exec
[21:54:31] <MrPlow> cmn32480 clobbers exec upside their head with a fist
[21:54:32] <MrPlow> exec swings mightily but their fist is deflected by cmn32480's grungy t-shirt.
[21:54:33] <MrPlow> cmn32480 swings mightily but their fist is deflected by exec's grungy t-shirt.
[21:54:34] <MrPlow> exec clobbers cmn32480 upside their head with a fist
[21:54:35] <MrPlow> cmn32480 swings mightily but their fist is deflected by exec's grungy t-shirt.
[21:54:36] <MrPlow> exec smites the everlovin crap out of cmn32480 with a fist
[21:54:37] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at exec's feet.
[21:55:00] <cmn32480> #fiteadd crowbar
[21:55:08] <cmn32480> boooo TheMightyBuzzard
[21:55:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Thousands of Patients Turned Away from UK Hospitals Because of Malware in Computer Network - http://sylnt.us - guess-which-platform-they're-running
[21:58:31] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[21:59:43] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[21:59:45] * exec cromulently heaps a ¼ cup of milo on bytram
[22:01:00] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[22:01:02] * exec literally rubs a safe space of void pointers on cmn32480
[22:01:16] <Bytram> I think you won
[22:01:36] <cmn32480> probablyu
[22:01:39] <cmn32480> how you?
[22:01:55] <cmn32480> I'm at the customer site waiting on them to finish shipping for hte day to make massive wifi changes.
[22:01:58] <cmn32480> whheeeeeeee
[22:02:00] <Bytram> cmn32480: don't know if you saw it when I mentioned it earlier, but congrats on your attaining over 2300 stories posted!
[22:02:03] <cmn32480> and I'm all coffee'd up
[22:02:23] <cmn32480> i think I saw it this morning(?) but thank you
[22:02:27] * Bytram hides the key to the bathroom
[22:02:31] <cmn32480> it has been a long hard slog in the mud
[22:02:44] <Bytram> some days are MUCH longer than others, I hear ya!
[22:02:47] * cmn32480 pees in bytram's desk drawer
[22:02:54] <Bytram> ROFL!!!
[22:03:20] <cmn32480> I'm trying to sift email while I have some down time
[22:03:21] <Bytram> well, absolutley no passive agressive with THIS one!
[22:03:34] <cmn32480> hey... not MY fault you locked the bathroom
[22:03:44] <Bytram> might I even say the force is *strong*
[22:04:01] <Bytram> you is supposed to use ur elite lock-picking skills
[22:04:31] * cmn32480 pees in the keyhole and watches it melt
[22:04:46] <Bytram> now you've got it!
[22:05:14] * cmn32480 can't wait any more and poops in Bytram's other desk drawer
[22:05:25] * Bytram swaps offices with cmn32480
[22:05:38] * cmn32480 sniffs his desk...
[22:05:54] * cmn32480 changes the nameplates back
[22:06:28] * Bytram absolutely DETESTS mystery meat navigation... aka github
[22:08:58] * cmn32480 is down to 125 emails.
[22:09:31] * chromas spams
[22:09:44] <chromas> Instantly get rid of unwanted email with this one weird trick!
[22:09:51] * cmn32480 contains his surprise
[22:10:01] <cmn32480> Ctrl-A Del
[22:10:09] <cmn32480> #fite chromas
[22:10:09] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[22:10:23] <chromas> fight nazi
[22:10:25] <cmn32480> lol
[22:10:26] <chromas> "no fight for you!"
[22:10:30] <cmn32480> #smake mrplow
[22:10:30] * MrPlow smakes mrplow upside the head with 🖕
[22:20:59] <Bytram> welp, time to head out the door. may be back after a couple hours or so.
[22:21:08] <Bytram> have fun everyone
[22:21:09] <cmn32480> good luck
[22:21:14] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[22:22:28] <cmn32480> allrighty.. time for me to start the prep owrk on the 5GHz... 2.4 will ahve to wait until after shipping completes today.
[22:43:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, starting to look like both clintons and a whole lot of staff might be going down for being part of a CP ring. that would jive with why an NYC police chief said if the FBI didn't reopen the investigation he was going public with the evidence from weiner's laptop.
[22:44:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> podesta emails today are corroborating but all the kiddy fiddling bits are in doublespeak
[22:49:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, it's consistent with kiddy fiddling doublespeak that's already publicly known, if not widely
[22:52:53] <mechanicjay> That's interesting
[22:56:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> not enough public to make arrests off of yet but enough to warrant further investigation
[23:07:00] <mechanicjay> I'm not seeing that stuff anywhere in mah feeds today -- any links for me?
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[23:11:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, too preliminary for it to show up in MSM feeds. you won't see it there until someone's arrested, if then.
[23:11:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.reddit.com
[23:12:05] <exec> └─ 13SOMEONE TELL ME IM WRONG!!! This invite to a "pizza party" includes the name Maya Harris, whose sister is Kamal Harris Deputy District Attorney who SPECIALIZEs IN CHILD SEXUAL ASSAULT CASES!!! : The_Donald
[23:12:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> and https://www.reddit.com
[23:12:13] <exec> └─ 13BREAKING: I believe I have connected a convicted child abductor who was caught stealing children in Haiti with the Clintons : The_Donald
[23:12:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> definitely biased reporting but the sources aren't.
[23:13:15] <mechanicjay> ah, r/the_donald -- I don't frequent that place, but the times I visit are usually worth it.
[23:13:24] * mechanicjay gets to reading
[23:13:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i gots no love for the duck but they're the ones with the most incentive to dig, so...
[23:16:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> the whole cheese pizza thing actually came from 4chan
[23:17:25] * mechanicjay 's jaw drops
[23:20:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> like i said, no fire yet but there's damned sure smoke
[23:26:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Level 3 Drops Its Packets for Hours, Causing Internet Traffic Jam - http://sylnt.us - oops,-I-dropped-it-again