#Soylent | Logs for 2016-11-03

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[23:26:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Level 3 Drops Its Packets for Hours, Causing Internet Traffic Jam - http://sylnt.us - oops,-I-dropped-it-again
[23:20:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> like i said, no fire yet but there's damned sure smoke
[23:17:25] * mechanicjay 's jaw drops
[23:16:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> the whole cheese pizza thing actually came from 4chan
[23:13:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i gots no love for the duck but they're the ones with the most incentive to dig, so...
[23:13:24] * mechanicjay gets to reading
[23:13:15] <mechanicjay> ah, r/the_donald -- I don't frequent that place, but the times I visit are usually worth it.
[23:12:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> definitely biased reporting but the sources aren't.
[23:12:13] <exec> └─ 13BREAKING: I believe I have connected a convicted child abductor who was caught stealing children in Haiti with the Clintons : The_Donald
[23:12:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> and https://www.reddit.com
[23:12:05] <exec> └─ 13SOMEONE TELL ME IM WRONG!!! This invite to a "pizza party" includes the name Maya Harris, whose sister is Kamal Harris Deputy District Attorney who SPECIALIZEs IN CHILD SEXUAL ASSAULT CASES!!! : The_Donald
[23:11:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.reddit.com
[23:11:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, too preliminary for it to show up in MSM feeds. you won't see it there until someone's arrested, if then.
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[23:07:00] <mechanicjay> I'm not seeing that stuff anywhere in mah feeds today -- any links for me?
[22:56:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> not enough public to make arrests off of yet but enough to warrant further investigation
[22:52:53] <mechanicjay> That's interesting
[22:49:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, it's consistent with kiddy fiddling doublespeak that's already publicly known, if not widely
[22:44:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> podesta emails today are corroborating but all the kiddy fiddling bits are in doublespeak
[22:43:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, starting to look like both clintons and a whole lot of staff might be going down for being part of a CP ring. that would jive with why an NYC police chief said if the FBI didn't reopen the investigation he was going public with the evidence from weiner's laptop.
[22:22:28] <cmn32480> allrighty.. time for me to start the prep owrk on the 5GHz... 2.4 will ahve to wait until after shipping completes today.
[22:21:14] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[22:21:09] <cmn32480> good luck
[22:21:08] <Bytram> have fun everyone
[22:20:59] <Bytram> welp, time to head out the door. may be back after a couple hours or so.
[22:10:30] * MrPlow smakes mrplow upside the head with 🖕
[22:10:30] <cmn32480> #smake mrplow
[22:10:26] <chromas> "no fight for you!"
[22:10:25] <cmn32480> lol
[22:10:23] <chromas> fight nazi
[22:10:09] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[22:10:09] <cmn32480> #fite chromas
[22:10:01] <cmn32480> Ctrl-A Del
[22:09:51] * cmn32480 contains his surprise
[22:09:44] <chromas> Instantly get rid of unwanted email with this one weird trick!
[22:09:31] * chromas spams
[22:08:58] * cmn32480 is down to 125 emails.
[22:06:28] * Bytram absolutely DETESTS mystery meat navigation... aka github
[22:05:54] * cmn32480 changes the nameplates back
[22:05:38] * cmn32480 sniffs his desk...
[22:05:25] * Bytram swaps offices with cmn32480
[22:05:14] * cmn32480 can't wait any more and poops in Bytram's other desk drawer
[22:04:46] <Bytram> now you've got it!
[22:04:31] * cmn32480 pees in the keyhole and watches it melt
[22:04:01] <Bytram> you is supposed to use ur elite lock-picking skills
[22:03:44] <Bytram> might I even say the force is *strong*
[22:03:34] <cmn32480> hey... not MY fault you locked the bathroom
[22:03:21] <Bytram> well, absolutley no passive agressive with THIS one!
[22:03:20] <cmn32480> I'm trying to sift email while I have some down time
[22:02:54] <Bytram> ROFL!!!
[22:02:47] * cmn32480 pees in bytram's desk drawer
[22:02:44] <Bytram> some days are MUCH longer than others, I hear ya!
[22:02:31] <cmn32480> it has been a long hard slog in the mud
[22:02:27] * Bytram hides the key to the bathroom
[22:02:23] <cmn32480> i think I saw it this morning(?) but thank you
[22:02:03] <cmn32480> and I'm all coffee'd up
[22:02:00] <Bytram> cmn32480: don't know if you saw it when I mentioned it earlier, but congrats on your attaining over 2300 stories posted!
[22:01:58] <cmn32480> whheeeeeeee
[22:01:55] <cmn32480> I'm at the customer site waiting on them to finish shipping for hte day to make massive wifi changes.
[22:01:39] <cmn32480> how you?
[22:01:36] <cmn32480> probablyu
[22:01:16] <Bytram> I think you won
[22:01:02] * exec literally rubs a safe space of void pointers on cmn32480
[22:01:00] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[21:59:45] * exec cromulently heaps a ¼ cup of milo on bytram
[21:59:43] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[21:58:31] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[21:55:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Thousands of Patients Turned Away from UK Hospitals Because of Malware in Computer Network - http://sylnt.us - guess-which-platform-they're-running
[21:55:08] <cmn32480> boooo TheMightyBuzzard
[21:55:00] <cmn32480> #fiteadd crowbar
[21:54:37] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at exec's feet.
[21:54:36] <MrPlow> exec smites the everlovin crap out of cmn32480 with a fist
[21:54:35] <MrPlow> cmn32480 swings mightily but their fist is deflected by exec's grungy t-shirt.
[21:54:34] <MrPlow> exec clobbers cmn32480 upside their head with a fist
[21:54:33] <MrPlow> cmn32480 swings mightily but their fist is deflected by exec's grungy t-shirt.
[21:54:32] <MrPlow> exec swings mightily but their fist is deflected by cmn32480's grungy t-shirt.
[21:54:31] <MrPlow> cmn32480 clobbers exec upside their head with a fist
[21:54:30] <cmn32480> #fite exec
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[20:17:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Confirms that Stellar Novae are the Main Source of Lithium in the Universe - http://sylnt.us - uplifting-story
[19:46:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Curiosity Mars Rover Checks Odd-Looking Iron Meteorite - http://sylnt.us - space-rocks-r-us
[19:43:34] * AndyTheAbsurd expires
[19:43:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> I've been defeated!
[19:43:22] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[19:43:21] <MrPlow> FatPhil clobbers AndyTheAbsurd upside their head with a fist
[19:43:20] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd smites the everlovin crap out of FatPhil with a fist
[19:43:19] <MrPlow> FatPhil swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[19:43:18] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by FatPhil's grungy t-shirt.
[19:43:17] <MrPlow> FatPhil clobbers AndyTheAbsurd upside their head with a fist
[19:43:16] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by FatPhil's grungy t-shirt.
[19:43:15] <MrPlow> FatPhil swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[19:43:14] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by FatPhil's grungy t-shirt.
[19:43:13] <MrPlow> FatPhil swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[19:43:12] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd clobbers FatPhil upside their head with a fist
[19:43:11] <MrPlow> FatPhil swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[19:43:10] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd clobbers FatPhil upside their head with a fist
[19:43:09] <MrPlow> FatPhil clobbers AndyTheAbsurd upside their head with a fist
[19:43:08] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by FatPhil's grungy t-shirt.
[19:43:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite FatPhil
[19:31:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly but it does keep persistent data
[19:29:48] <FatPhil> OK, so it's just channel spam then
[19:29:33] <MrPlow> MrPlow falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[19:29:32] <MrPlow> FatPhil smites the everlovin crap out of MrPlow with a fist
[19:29:31] <MrPlow> MrPlow swings mightily but their fist is deflected by FatPhil's grungy t-shirt.
[19:29:30] <MrPlow> FatPhil swings mightily but their fist is deflected by MrPlow's grungy t-shirt.
[19:29:29] <MrPlow> MrPlow swings mightily but their fist is deflected by FatPhil's grungy t-shirt.
[19:29:28] <MrPlow> FatPhil swings mightily but their fist is deflected by MrPlow's grungy t-shirt.
[19:29:27] <MrPlow> MrPlow swings mightily but their fist is deflected by FatPhil's grungy t-shirt.
[19:29:26] <MrPlow> FatPhil swings mightily but their fist is deflected by MrPlow's grungy t-shirt.
[19:29:25] <MrPlow> MrPlow swings mightily but their fist is deflected by FatPhil's grungy t-shirt.
[19:29:24] <MrPlow> FatPhil swings mightily but their fist is deflected by MrPlow's grungy t-shirt.
[19:29:23] <MrPlow> MrPlow swings mightily but their fist is deflected by FatPhil's grungy t-shirt.
[19:29:22] <MrPlow> FatPhil clobbers MrPlow upside their head with a fist
[19:29:21] <FatPhil> #fite MrPlow
[19:17:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, that nap totally didn't take. going to have to try again in a little bit.
[19:17:20] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[19:17:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[19:08:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> Perfectly hideous, isn't it?
[19:07:38] <exec> 00,06D00,04o00,07e00,08s00,09n00,12'00,02t00,06 00,04o00,07n00,08e00,09 00,12o00,02f00,06 00,04o00,07u00,08r00,09 00,12b00,02o00,06t00,04s00,07 00,08d00,09o00,12 00,02r00,06a00,04i00,07n00,08b00,09o00,12w00,02 00,06c00,04o00,07l00,08o00,09r00,12s00,02?
[19:07:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~rainbow Doesn't one of our bots do rainbow colors?
[19:06:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> I guess it's not MrPlow.
[19:06:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> #rainbow Doesn't one of our bots do rainbow colors?
[19:03:26] <weeds> nice!
[18:55:48] <boru> I'd hoped that the blink bits would work, but I think most terminal emulators removed that capability long ago.
[18:55:17] <boru> 12/02_06_13_05_04_08/07/03_09_11_10/ 12/13_06_04_05_07/ 09\03_10_11_12_02/ 13\05_04_08_07_03/
[18:55:14] <boru> 10/ 12/13_06/ 05/07_08/ 03/ 12_02_06_13/ 04/08/ 03/09_11_10_ 12/ 06/04_05/ 08/
[18:55:11] <boru> 10/ 12/ 06/ 05/ 08/ 03/ 10\02_12_ 06\ 05/ 08/ 12/ 06/ 05/ 08/
[18:55:07] <boru> 09/ 10_02_ 13\ 04/ 08_09/03/ 11_12_02_06/ 05/ 08_07_03_09_11/10/ 12_13_ 04\
[18:55:04] <boru> 09_03_10_11_ 13_05_04_08_ 03_09_11_10_02_ 06_04_05_07_08_09_ 10_11_12_02_
[18:54:05] <boru> #disco
[18:53:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...nope.
[18:53:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> #goodfairy
[18:53:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't think this is gonna work but I'm going to try it anyway.
[18:53:18] <boru> How dare you insinuate that I would consume, or, indeed, serve salad!
[18:52:57] <boru> ...
[18:52:48] <weeds> please use my skull for a salad bowl
[18:52:42] <boru> Yes, restored as fine furniture.
[18:52:31] <weeds> nice
[18:52:25] <boru> I shall make furniture from your bones.
[18:52:25] <weeds> can we be restored?
[18:51:59] <boru> I have vanquished you both, now.
[18:51:53] <weeds> ??
[18:51:50] <MrPlow> HA HA!
[18:51:50] <weeds> #nelson
[18:51:36] <MrPlow> HA HA!
[18:51:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> #nelson
[18:51:24] <weeds> ha ha
[18:51:17] <MrPlow> weeds's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[18:51:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite weeds
[18:50:57] <weeds> holy crap! that was terrible!
[18:50:36] <MrPlow> weeds falls broken at boru's feet.
[18:50:35] <MrPlow> boru smites the everlovin crap out of weeds with a fist
[18:50:34] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers boru upside their head with a fist
[18:50:33] <weeds> #fite boru
[18:37:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Curiosity Mars Rover Checks Odd-looking Iron Meteorite - http://sylnt.us - space-rocks-r-us
[18:27:28] <boru> TMB; that is bloody fantastic! (#fite)
[17:40:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, it's finished for today. ima get me a nap.
[17:39:58] <weeds> oh nad you fought loggie, got it
[17:39:57] <chromas> time to beef up Loggie with unnecessary features
[17:39:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> Loggie
[17:39:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> happens whenever you do this
[17:39:33] <chromas> Poor Loggie doesn't know. It's probably simple too
[17:39:30] <weeds> why the URL?
[17:38:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> did what i told it to though
[17:38:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> long fight
[17:38:45] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[17:38:44] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard smites the everlovin crap out of Loggie with a ball-peen hammer
[17:38:43] <MrPlow> Loggie clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:38:42] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:41] <MrPlow> Loggie clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:38:40] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:39] <MrPlow> Loggie swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:38:38] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:37] <MrPlow> Loggie clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:38:36] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:35] <MrPlow> Loggie swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:38:34] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:33] <MrPlow> Loggie clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:38:32] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:31] <MrPlow> Loggie swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:38:30] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:29] <MrPlow> Loggie swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:38:28] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
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[17:38:27] <MrPlow> Loggie smites the everlovin crap out of TheMightyBuzzard with a fist
[17:38:26] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:25] <MrPlow> Loggie clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:38:24] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers Loggie upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:38:23] <MrPlow> Loggie swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:38:22] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:21] <MrPlow> Loggie swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:38:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:19] <MrPlow> Loggie swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:38:18] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Loggie's grungy t-shirt.
[17:38:17] <MrPlow> Loggie swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:38:16] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers Loggie upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:38:15] <MrPlow> Loggie clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:38:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[17:37:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[17:37:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #fite
[17:36:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #editorial
[17:36:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #dev
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[17:36:35] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[17:36:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[17:36:24] <chromas> #inventoryctl add --type monster rehash
[17:36:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it's got a db. keeps track of your level and current hp and weapon n armor right now
[17:35:13] <chromas> Needs a fancy database with all kinds of insertables
[17:33:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, one more tweak
[17:32:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[17:32:55] <chromas> and summonable botsters
[17:32:46] <chromas> we need an rpg channel
[17:31:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient eats goat anus on toast
[17:31:38] <chromas> (summon failed)
[17:31:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> eventually ima get quite complex with #fite but this is what i could get done this morning
[17:31:12] <chromas> aqu4 sucks, gerbils suck, peanut butter sucks, epoch sucks, rats suck, cyan sucks
[17:30:45] <chromas> We need to summon Subsentient
[17:30:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[17:30:21] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at TheMightyBuzzard
[17:30:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> $burrito aqu4
[17:30:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> $romp
[17:30:04] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see $romp
[17:30:04] <chromas> #fite $romp
[17:29:56] <chromas> $romp #fite
[17:29:39] * TheMightyBuzzard roars victoriously
[17:29:32] * chromas smakes MrPlow with the Erect Ball-Peen Hammer of Sum Yun Gai for 16HP but MrPlow's Wooden Shield of a Keg blocks for 12HP
[17:29:23] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[17:29:23] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard smites the everlovin crap out of Aphrodite with a ball-peen hammer
[17:29:23] <MrPlow> Aphrodite swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:29:22] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers Aphrodite upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:29:22] <MrPlow> Aphrodite clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:29:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Aphrodite's grungy t-shirt.
[17:29:21] <MrPlow> Aphrodite swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:29:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers Aphrodite upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:29:20] <MrPlow> Aphrodite clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:29:19] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard smites the everlovin crap out of Aphrodite with a ball-peen hammer
[17:29:19] <MrPlow> Aphrodite swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:29:18] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers Aphrodite upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:29:18] <MrPlow> Aphrodite swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:29:17] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by Aphrodite's grungy t-shirt.
[17:29:17] <MrPlow> Aphrodite clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:29:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
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[17:28:55] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[17:28:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[17:26:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> no inventory for that matter
[17:26:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> no potions yet
[17:26:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, stats will be along tomorrow
[17:22:36] <chromas> how many HP? Are there potions? Or is it potia?
[17:22:16] <chromas> I don't see no stats
[17:22:05] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[17:22:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[17:21:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> finished the fight but didn't get to display all the lines of it
[17:21:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, it got caught by server spam protection.
[17:20:58] <MrPlow> chromas's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[17:20:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[17:20:54] <chromas> I did
[17:20:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> it didn't finish
[17:20:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by chromas's grungy t-shirt.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers chromas upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by chromas's grungy t-shirt.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by chromas's grungy t-shirt.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by chromas's grungy t-shirt.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by chromas's grungy t-shirt.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by chromas's grungy t-shirt.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers chromas upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by chromas's grungy t-shirt.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by chromas's grungy t-shirt.
[17:20:21] <MrPlow> chromas swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:20:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[17:18:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #fite
[17:18:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #dev
[17:17:59] -!- weeds has quit [Ping timeout: 244 seconds]
[17:17:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #editorial
[17:17:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[17:17:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> it can stay here for today though. only so much spam it can produce for low level characters before they're all dead
[17:17:12] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[17:17:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[17:16:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> it could get kinda spammy once we start getting up to 90th level or so.
[17:16:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima make #fite only work in a channel named #fite
[17:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> and you level up every time you win a fight. +10hp per level.
[17:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, using something besides your fist doesn't do any more damage. it just adds flavor.
[17:13:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> manual db edit
[17:13:51] <weeds> wher'd you get that hammer?
[17:13:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> soon as i get around to it i'm gonna put character info commands in and a way for you to set what weapon and armor you're using
[17:13:34] <weeds> damn. at least is was a long fite
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> weeds falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers weeds upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers weeds upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:13:20] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:13:20] <weeds> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[17:13:00] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[17:12:18] <MrPlow> mrcoolbp falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[17:12:18] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers mrcoolbp upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:12:18] <MrPlow> mrcoolbp swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:12:18] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard smites the everlovin crap out of mrcoolbp with a ball-peen hammer
[17:12:18] <MrPlow> mrcoolbp clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:12:18] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard clobbers mrcoolbp upside their head with a ball-peen hammer
[17:12:18] <MrPlow> mrcoolbp swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's pervy flasher trenchcoat.
[17:12:18] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their ball-peen hammer is deflected by mrcoolbp's grungy t-shirt.
[17:12:18] <MrPlow> mrcoolbp clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:12:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite mrcoolbp
[17:12:10] <xhedit> ;[
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> xhedit falls broken at MrPlow's feet.
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> MrPlow smites the everlovin crap out of xhedit with a fist
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their fist is deflected by MrPlow's grungy t-shirt.
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> MrPlow swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's grungy t-shirt.
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their fist is deflected by MrPlow's grungy t-shirt.
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> MrPlow clobbers xhedit upside their head with a fist
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their fist is deflected by MrPlow's grungy t-shirt.
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> MrPlow swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's grungy t-shirt.
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their fist is deflected by MrPlow's grungy t-shirt.
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> MrPlow swings mightily but their fist is deflected by xhedit's grungy t-shirt.
[17:11:40] <MrPlow> xhedit swings mightily but their fist is deflected by MrPlow's grungy t-shirt.
[17:11:40] <xhedit> #fite MrPlow
[17:11:32] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[17:11:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[17:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it's sposed to run once a day. i just put it in as an admin command for debugging purposes.
[17:09:16] <weeds> can anyone call the fairy?
[17:08:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> everlovin crap line means someone got a critical hit
[17:08:27] <weeds> well, I have no everlovin crap!
[17:08:20] * TheMightyBuzzard takes a victory lap
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> weeds falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard smites the everlovin crap out of weeds with a fist
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their fist is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's grungy t-shirt.
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their fist is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's grungy t-shirt.
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their fist is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> weeds clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their fist is deflected by weeds's grungy t-shirt.
[17:08:00] <MrPlow> weeds swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's grungy t-shirt.
[17:08:00] <weeds> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[17:07:41] <weeds> i see
[17:07:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> case sensitive
[17:07:37] <weeds> picky
[17:07:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll do those tomorrow
[17:07:29] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see themightybuzzard
[17:07:29] <weeds> #fite themightybuzzard
[17:07:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't put a timer in yet or a way to name your weapon/armor
[17:06:59] <weeds> i see
[17:06:56] <weeds> not now!
[17:06:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was, the good fairy fixed me though
[17:06:47] <weeds> no tnow
[17:06:39] <weeds> themightybuzzard: are you dead?
[17:06:28] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[17:06:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[17:06:15] * TheMightyBuzzard glares at MrPlow
[17:05:55] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at Aphrodite's feet.
[17:05:55] <MrPlow> Aphrodite clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:05:55] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their fist is deflected by Aphrodite's grungy t-shirt.
[17:05:55] <MrPlow> Aphrodite clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[17:05:55] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard smites the everlovin crap out of Aphrodite with a fist
[17:05:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[17:05:52] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[17:05:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[17:05:47] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[17:05:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
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[16:56:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber App Redesign Simplifies Interface, Adds Features at the Expense of Privacy - http://sylnt.us - privacy-takes-another-hit
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[16:48:49] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[16:48:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[16:48:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> at least until i figure out how to do a timed event.
[16:48:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> spose i should put a good fairy command in to relive everyone
[16:48:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> we're both dead! Can't we arise as zombies to fight?
[16:47:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> good good
[16:47:32] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[16:47:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at boru's feet.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> boru smites the everlovin crap out of AndyTheAbsurd with a fist
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by boru's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> boru swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by boru's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> boru swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by boru's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> boru swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by boru's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> boru swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by boru's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> boru clobbers AndyTheAbsurd upside their head with a fist
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd clobbers boru upside their head with a fist
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> boru swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd swings mightily but their fist is deflected by boru's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <MrPlow> boru swings mightily but their fist is deflected by AndyTheAbsurd's grungy t-shirt.
[16:46:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite boru
[16:46:29] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[16:46:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[16:46:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> LOL
[16:44:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> traitor bot
[16:44:27] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at Aphrodite's feet.
[16:44:27] <MrPlow> Aphrodite clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[16:44:27] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their fist is deflected by Aphrodite's grungy t-shirt.
[16:44:27] <MrPlow> Aphrodite swings mightily but their fist is deflected by TheMightyBuzzard's grungy t-shirt.
[16:44:27] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard swings mightily but their fist is deflected by Aphrodite's grungy t-shirt.
[16:44:27] <MrPlow> Aphrodite clobbers TheMightyBuzzard upside their head with a fist
[16:44:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
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[16:43:36] * exec hideously inserts a chariot of No Mas! into Runaway1956
[16:43:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Runaway1956
[16:39:36] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 22°C/72°F, 11:39 am GMT-5, Thursday, 3 November 2016
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[16:38:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
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[16:37:35] -!- Runaway1956 has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[16:36:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot! bug!
[16:36:50] -!- MrPlow has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[16:36:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
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[16:36:10] -!- MrPlow has quit [Client Quit]
[16:36:10] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[16:36:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[16:35:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh, thas why
[16:34:55] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see ite Aphrodite
[16:34:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[16:34:53] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see ite Aphrodite
[16:34:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[16:34:41] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see ite weeds
[16:34:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite weeds
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[16:34:15] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[16:34:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[16:34:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, duh
[16:33:39] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[16:33:30] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
[16:33:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite weeds
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[16:33:08] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[16:33:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[16:32:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, set the default wrong
[16:31:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[16:31:46] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
[16:31:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite weeds
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[16:31:05] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[16:31:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[16:25:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, now i gotta figure out how to do a timed reset of everyone to alive
[16:03:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... gonna need a var to tell if a fight's already happening and not let two run at once
[15:58:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, that's taken care of for the moment
[15:39:50] <FatPhil> I guess I can try to decouple the intelligence from the irc backend, and try, that costs nothing apart from my fucking billable hours that I'm not putting in this week.
[15:38:57] <FatPhil> hmmm, looking at my ii-based script, and ii, I wonder if just using sic, also from suckless, would work
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[15:14:04] <weeds> later
[15:13:59] * TheMightyBuzzard heads out
[15:13:52] <MrPlow> Today: Overcast. High near 65F. Winds NNW at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Sunshine and clouds mixed. High 56F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph.
[15:13:51] <weeds> #weather
[15:13:46] <weeds> Ok
[15:13:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeds, #weather
[15:13:29] <weeds> wait what? it forgot me?
[15:13:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #test
[15:13:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, forgot i had other stuff to do today. going to have to finish #fite later
[15:13:10] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[15:13:09] <weeds> ~weather
[15:13:01] <weeds> left my dang phone home and actually have a reason to say ~weather (other than just going to some website...)
[15:11:17] <boru> What is it?
[15:10:08] <FatPhil> there's a generic testing channel
[15:09:17] <boru> If there is a bot testing channel, I am happy to demonstrate.
[15:07:35] <FatPhil> I've considered writing one as macros within interactive irc clients (such ar irssi)
[15:07:11] <boru> I cheated and used figlet.
[15:06:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, i'm using rust for MrPlow but he's been perl and C previously as well
[15:06:37] <FatPhil> I'd like to abstract the bottom end out so that it could also use ii and inotify
[15:06:24] <boru> Boo.
[15:06:16] <FatPhil> the idlergp bot is perl, and uses network sockets directly.
[15:06:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, no
[15:05:45] <boru> TMB will have suggestions, I suspect.
[15:05:15] <FatPhil> I'm just working on one of my old bots that grabs data from some files I have at home, it's also in perl and it uses ii and inotify for the IRC access
[15:04:53] <boru> I haven't written a bot in about a decade, however.
[15:04:33] <boru> Perl does the job for me, personally.
[15:04:17] <FatPhil> irc bots
[15:04:10] <boru> For what?
[15:03:56] <FatPhil> what languages are people using, and what do they use to access irc?
[15:01:42] <boru> If not, I have.
[15:01:38] <boru> Have you implemented #disco yet?
[14:44:06] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 186
[14:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:40:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> but you don't heal up between rounds. you keep your wounds until you get healed at midnight UTC by the magic fairy.
[14:39:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you win you level up and get another 10 hp. if you lose you lose a level and stay dead until midnight UTC when you get revived by the magic fairy.
[14:37:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> so it's going to be just a lameass fighting game that lets you fight other irc users
[14:36:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeds, was going to be a DnD 5E fighting arena but there's entirely too many rules in 5E for a bot game.
[14:32:12] <boru> Seems like someone doesn't have their priorities right.
[14:31:59] <boru> #disco
[14:31:58] <boru> I vaguely recall this being a DnD related feature.
[14:31:43] <boru> Oh, an hour away.
[14:31:30] <boru> #fite weeds
[14:30:07] <weeds> I've been away for a while, what is #fite?
[14:28:00] * TheMightyBuzzard is about an hour out from having #fite ready to go
[14:27:43] * exec carefully deallocates your mom's bra, full of estrogen from weeds
[14:27:41] <boru> ~gday weeds
[14:27:33] * exec casually hucks an old shoe full of cookies at boru
[14:27:31] <weeds> ~gday boru
[14:27:20] <exec> milksteak: unable to find definition
[14:27:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define milksteak
[14:27:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have no idea
[14:26:59] <MrPlow> http://www.wikihow.com - "Then you might know of the character Charlie Kelly's favorite meal, \"milk steak\", boiled \"over hard\", with a side of jelly beans served raw. The famous milk steak ..."
[14:26:58] <weeds> got me
[14:26:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g milksteak
[14:25:49] <boru> Wtf is a milksteak? I vaguely recall asking before.
[14:25:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not quite as good as bacon grease for cooking but it's still a nummy treat
[14:24:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmm.... lard
[14:23:45] <weeds> Enjoy the lard. I think you can make soap out of it :)
[14:22:42] * exec irresponsibly snatches a buttload of lard from weeds
[14:22:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday weeds
[14:21:46] * exec sexually embiggens a tub of milksteak with TheMightyBuzzard
[14:21:44] <weeds> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[14:21:41] <weeds> yikes
[14:21:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> winner: weeds.
[14:21:02] * exec illegitimately pits a printout of bluehost against weeds
[14:21:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday weeds
[14:20:51] * exec analiciously pukes a shot of smoked salmon on AndyTheAbsurd
[14:20:49] <weeds> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
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[13:47:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How US Democrats Killed Their Populist Soul - http://sylnt.us - when-times-are-forced-to-change
[13:17:37] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[13:17:30] <Bytram> time to get going... laters, all.
[13:14:28] <boru> Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind, and all that.
[13:13:43] <boru> Backbones have been skating along by merit of excessive bandwidth alone for a long time. With the pervasiveness of higher bandwidth capacity links and the propensity towards cloudshite and 'network applicances', the chickens are coming home to roost.
[13:10:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> Getting real tired of your shit, Level 3.
[13:10:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> "IT investigated and found the issue to be a nation wide transport problem with Level 3."
[13:06:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 2016 U.S. Elections: The Ballot Initiatives - http://sylnt.us - up-for-a-vote
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[11:48:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i think i can have #fite ready sometime today using my own rules instead of 5E
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[11:38:07] <chromas> Sand dindus
[11:37:58] <exec> └─ 13Migrant crisis: Club-wielding refugees fight running battles near Stalingrad Metro, Paris | World | News | Daily Express
[11:37:57] <chromas> http://www.express.co.uk
[11:28:51] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6393, owned by asdfgh
[11:28:50] <Bytram> !uid
[11:27:02] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, 11°C/52°F, 4:27 am GMT-7, Thursday, 3 November 2016
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[11:25:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Black Hat Europe: IoT Devices Can Hack Phones - http://sylnt.us - turn-off-your-toasters
[11:23:45] * AndyTheAbsurd figures it's time to close some direct-message windows, gets count down to 25.
[11:23:30] <exec> └─ 13Microsoft Teams launches to take on Slack, Slack takes dig at Microsoft in open letter | Computerworld
[11:23:29] <Bytram> http://rss.computerworld.com
[11:22:50] <popeydoll> that kind of thing
[11:22:49] <popeydoll> makes it easier to set channel modes in occult configurations
[11:22:36] * boru absconds for lunch.
[11:21:58] <Bytram> lol
[11:21:58] <boru> I see.
[11:21:51] <popeydoll> hexchat is basically xchat with a wiccan theme
[11:21:47] <boru> How have you connected that slack crap? Bitlbee?
[11:21:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> Bytram: most of them are quiet most of the time.
[11:21:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> It's for work, so I kind of need to be able to keep an eye on it. And since I've always got irssi running anyway, it was the easiest solution.
[11:21:30] <boru> They should send the text as a list of Bezier curve parameters, such that you can render and rasterise them yourself, on graph paper.
[11:21:23] <Bytram> AndyTheAbsurd: I hoope you have multiple monitors; sounds like you'd need one monitor just to keep up with all the comms
[11:20:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> plus a bunch of direct-message windows open
[11:20:55] <boru> Yuck!
[11:20:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> I have irssi connected to two Slack teams, one of which has a lot of channels
[11:20:44] <Bytram> nop, they come as octal-encoded unicode bit strings and one has to reassemble the text using fill-in-the-squares on graph paper
[11:20:25] <boru> I have 8.
[11:20:10] <boru> Is hexchat like a hexeditor? You get all your messages as ASCII strings and decode them as you read them?
[11:20:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> I have a total of 30 windows open in irssi right now
[11:19:38] * Bytram uses hexChat and has about a dozen channels but only about 4-5 of them have much traffic at any given time.
[11:19:36] <boru> Which, alas, is not just yet.
[11:19:24] <boru> I'll probably go back to their channel when I have something useful to show them.
[11:18:44] <boru> I can't keep track of tens of channels like some folks.
[11:18:33] <boru> There's very few channels I always frequent.
[11:18:20] <boru> I did not. I've actually forgotten to add the channel to my autojoins, like a silly billy.
[11:17:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> (also did you see that jez got banhammered for being a jackass to Moonchild and Tobin?)
[11:17:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> It wouldn't work for me, as #palemoon has a lot of people joining/quitting but only SOMETIMES asking questions in between.
[11:17:34] <boru> (It just bases its LRU on whether they've posted a message in N time units)
[11:17:11] <boru> So, if you're in the middle of a conversation with someone, it'll show you they've fecked off etc.
[11:16:55] <boru> Which will 'intelligently' ignore JOINS PARTS NICKS QUITS etc.
[11:16:36] <boru> There's a smartfilter script for irssi, now.
[11:16:31] * TheMightyBuzzard just ignores everyone. much quieter that way.
[11:16:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> irssi
[11:16:09] <boru> What client are you using?
[11:15:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> ciri is one of only two nicks on my /ignore list that are set to "ALL". Everyone else is set to "JOINS PARTS QUITS" because they have shitty connections but try to leave IRC up all the time.
[11:13:24] * Bytram added ciri to his 'block list' way back when and is the one, and only, nick on it.
[11:12:55] * boru chuckles
[11:12:48] <Bytram> ciri? Ewwwwww!
[11:12:35] * exec literally flicks a hemp bag of ciri poo at Bytram
[11:12:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:10:00] * MrPlow looks around but does not see nonexistentuser
[11:10:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich nonexistentuser
[11:09:43] * exec diabolically pits a wagon of luck against TheMightyBuzzard
[11:09:42] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:09:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2976
[11:09:35] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:09:26] <Bender> karma - ocr: 1
[11:09:26] <Bytram> OCR++
[11:07:30] * exec points at Bytram
[11:07:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[11:05:47] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[10:57:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> by which i mean that's way, way too much data entry for my lazy ass.
[10:56:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, DnD 5E rules are entirely too complex to make a bot game from.
[10:44:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2975
[10:44:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
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[07:47:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. SEC Finding Insider Trading with Data Analysis Tools - http://sylnt.us
[06:35:41] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 20°C/68°F, 5:35 pm AEDT, Thursday, 3 November 2016
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[06:00:50] <chromas> racists are fastests
[05:57:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber and Lyft: Settlements, Racism, and Auto Partnerships - http://sylnt.us - when-a-taxi-is-not-a-tax
[05:14:45] <JamesNZ> cmn32480: Don't let the bedbugs bite ;)
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[04:55:48] <SirFinkus> almost instantly
[04:55:42] <SirFinkus> lmao
[04:55:41] <SirFinkus> "large crowd of bottle throwers"
[04:51:16] <swiss> chicago just won the world series, police scanner should be interseting
[04:51:09] <exec> └─ 13Chicago Scanner
[04:51:07] <swiss> http://www.chicagoscanner.com
[04:07:22] <chromas> Bender: s/Helen/Bindu/
[04:06:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Survey Finds 75% of Security Execs Believe they are INVINCIBLE - http://sylnt.us - Helen-Reddy-has-a-song-for-you
[04:02:27] * exec half-heartedly hangs a trigger warning sign about an overflowing chest of battery acid on #soylentboobs
[04:02:25] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylentboobs
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[03:16:40] <cmn32480> certainly
[03:16:25] <Deucalion> ok to PM cmn32480 ? This is al getting a bit client specific for open cjannel
[03:13:11] * Deucalion is firing up the work lappy...
[03:09:02] <cmn32480> the AP's will depend on the model
[03:08:15] <cmn32480> zebra's handhelds DO support both 2.4 adn 5GHz
[03:07:07] <cmn32480> pay the way and I'll come fix it for ya!
[03:06:36] <cmn32480> the comapny I work for sells the above mentioned products
[03:06:14] <cmn32480> this particular sitchyation is what I do for a living
[03:05:31] <Deucalion> Ye gads... Zebra HHTs.... Cisco APs... will have to dig out work laptop for exact models.....
[03:04:30] <cmn32480> we are taking a deep dive into /me's area of expertise tonight
[03:04:00] <cmn32480> make/model of the HHT and AP?
[03:03:28] <Deucalion> this was definitely 2.4. The devices I was there to address were retail HHTs they do not have 5GHz capabilities. Neither do the APs.
[03:01:49] <cmn32480> what analizer are you using?
[03:01:22] <cmn32480> or were you seeing the same SSID across multiple channels
[03:00:59] <cmn32480> that is possible in the 5GHz
[03:00:34] * Deucalion feels dumb at this point. I was seeing APs straddling 3x 20Mhz channels. Mebbe I need more edification before I ask more questions... or before I believe my analiser
[03:00:01] <cmn32480> BOOOOOOOOOO!
[02:59:22] <exec> └─ 13Gawker settles Hulk Hogan privacy lawsuit for $31 million - CNET
[02:59:19] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[02:58:08] <cmn32480> 20mhz channels on an n AP are MIMO, the multiple data streams is where the speed comes from
[02:57:46] <arti> channel girth
[02:57:17] <cmn32480> Deucalion - 802.11n is MIMO. channel width is not relevant
[02:56:35] <arti> :)
[02:56:19] <cmn32480> I suppose that'd work too
[02:56:02] <arti> or just kill you by ramming into your car
[02:55:35] <cmn32480> arti - a dude that looks like a chick, but can still kick your ass oll over the Decathlon field?
[02:55:00] <cmn32480> 2.4 just doens't ahve enough channels
[02:54:53] <arti> you might get a jennerism
[02:54:46] <cmn32480> 40/60/80mhz channels are only useful in 5GHZ
[02:54:42] <arti> maybe you can reverse the polarity?
[02:54:14] * MrPlow smakes Deucalion's customer upside the head with an inverse takyon pulse
[02:54:14] <cmn32480> #smake Deucalion's customer
[02:54:08] <cmn32480> Jebus....
[02:53:58] <arti> woah nelly
[02:53:57] <cmn32480> 40mhz in 2.4?
[02:53:52] <arti> sounds like they're crossing the streams
[02:53:32] <Deucalion> hmm ... recent wifi survey I did on another site.... APs gobbling up 40Mhz width.... crossing 2 or more channels in the 2.4GHz region... this is MIMO right?
[02:53:28] <chromas> Do the APs do 5GHz too?
[02:53:27] <cmn32480> and see if they will show you the bandwidth utilization for the AP's and the interwebs pipe.
[02:53:08] <cmn32480> start with putting the 2 that you have on differnet channels
[02:49:54] <cmn32480> yep
[02:49:46] <Deucalion> cmn32480, you suggest? freckling of APs on 1, 6, 11 ?
[02:49:21] <cmn32480> https://community.spiceworks.com
[02:48:49] <cmn32480> and I've been doing wireless for about 10 years... cochannel exists... the struggle is real
[02:48:26] <Bytram> https://upload.wikimedia.org
[02:48:16] <cmn32480> the spec may allow for it, but with that kind of density....
[02:47:33] <Deucalion> cmn32480, 802.11 specs allow for devices on the same channel to co-op on the time division even if not using the same SSID etc. Not all do of course.
[02:47:18] <Bytram> get pretty interference patterns
[02:46:59] <Bytram> nod nod; is what I thought.
[02:46:56] <cmn32480> like a sine wave
[02:46:44] <cmn32480> it is a radio wave..
[02:46:33] <Bytram> ?
[02:46:30] <Bytram> peaks and troughs
[02:46:08] <exec> └─ 13Adjacent and Co-Channel Congestion
[02:46:06] <cmn32480> http://www.metageek.com
[02:44:58] <cmn32480> the signals basically cancel each other out
[02:44:49] <cmn32480> AP's on the same channel is what is called cochannel interference.
[02:43:45] <Bytram> the client is only seeing issues "in the afternoon when the office gets busy" -- also means more power being drawn at the same time; might want to make sure there is no voltage sag/drop, too. UPS FTW
[02:43:43] <Deucalion> If I am not mistaken wifi is time multiplexing right? Hence why we go Ch1, 6, 11 (or 13 region allowing)? And in ideal circumstances all APs and devices on the same channel should share agreeably
[02:43:19] <cmn32480> but thie internet pipeline is alos a probable bottleneck
[02:41:50] <cmn32480> afternoons, when the office gets busy IS when everybody downl;oads tehir nightly porn stash
[02:41:43] <Deucalion> n
[02:41:06] <cmn32480> if 802.11n they should be on a gig backbone
[02:40:47] <cmn32480> if they are 802.11g, the 100mbps is fine
[02:40:07] <cmn32480> what kind of AP's? 802.11n?
[02:39:24] <Deucalion> ackhaul from the AP is the problem, the coverage is certainly fine from all 3
[02:39:23] <Deucalion> I don't think the APs are the problem - the client is only seeing issues "in the afternoon when the office gets busy".... The APs can handle 512 clients each. I think they have twofold issues... the APs are connected on 100Mbps POE. It seems someone prior has gone in and just thrown in ever more APs - there's a 3rd in the ladies toilet too. All on 100Mbps POE. Bastards won#t let me look at the switch port utilisation but I am thinking the b
[02:38:33] * cmn32480 wonders what the greenstuff is under the chicken and good stuff
[02:35:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Says James Webb Space Telescope is Ready for Testing - http://sylnt.us - jwst-asap
[02:34:50] <cmn32480> depending on the AP, bandwidth needs, and internet pipeline
[02:34:30] <cmn32480> but that many devices in that small area, a third AP may be warranted
[02:34:17] <cmn32480> that said, if the AP's are on different channels, the ods are that the laptops, etc. will connect to one and hold it.
[02:33:38] <cmn32480> when a device sees two ap's of same strength, it sometimes gets confused, and the constant roaiming between the AP's has a deleterious effect on the quality of the user experience
[02:32:48] <cmn32480> and separate the access points
[02:32:45] <Deucalion> I know
[02:32:37] <cmn32480> they are the only 3 non-overlapping channels in the spectrum
[02:32:27] <Deucalion> aye
[02:32:23] <cmn32480> shoudl be on 1, 6, or 11
[02:32:09] <cmn32480> change the channel on one of the devices
[02:31:54] <cmn32480> sounds rright
[02:31:50] <cmn32480> yep
[02:31:12] <Deucalion> Proximity of 2.4GHz APs.... small area, approx ~50 ppl, 2 devices on avg each say....... so 100 - 150 clients.. 2 APs within 4ft sharing the same SSID and channel. Clients complain of poor connectivity...
[02:28:41] * cmn32480 decides to eat is food instead of Deucalion
[02:26:35] <cmn32480> so what was your wireless question whilst I eat Deucalion
[02:24:27] <chromas> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[02:24:26] <Deucalion> cmn32480, would it have helped if anyone had said "don't read that"? Nope... you'd have read it twice :P
[02:11:10] * cmn32480 wishes he hadn't wasted the time reading that particular part of the backscroll
[02:08:02] <Deucalion> it feels like a life time
[02:07:44] <chromas> it was a couple hours ago
[02:07:23] * cmn32480 reads the backscroll
[02:07:18] <cmn32480> wow.. i musta missed the reference...
[02:07:14] * Deucalion bans chromas
[02:06:54] <exec> └─ 13Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It | VICE | United States
[02:06:52] <chromas> Speaking of goat porn, http://www.vice.com
[02:06:48] <exec> 10Isle of Mull - currently 42°F / 6°C, cloudy, wind SW at 10 mph, humidity 93% - Wednesday showers (40°F:44°F / 4°C:7°C), Thursday rain (35°F:45°F / 2°C:7°C), Friday scattered showers (32°F:42°F / 0°C:6°C), Saturday mostly sunny (32°F:40°F / 0°C:4°C)
[02:06:46] <Deucalion> ~weather Mull
[02:06:15] * Bytram just worked 6 days straight, has tomorrow off, and forecast is for rain all day long.
[02:05:42] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 60°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 4 mph, humidity 74% - Wednesday scattered showers (53°F:68°F), Thursday rain (46°F:60°F), Friday partly cloudy (35°F:50°F), Saturday mostly sunny (42°F:52°F)
[02:05:40] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[02:05:37] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 47°F, clear with periodic clouds, wind S at 0 mph, humidity 86% - Wednesday mostly cloudy (45°F:57°F), Thursday rain (41°F:52°F), Friday partly cloudy (31°F:48°F), Saturday partly cloudy (37°F:48°F)
[02:05:35] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[02:05:30] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 46°F, cloudy, wind E at 0 mph, humidity 97% - Wednesday cloudy (39°F:48°F), Thursday scattered showers (32°F:47°F), Friday cloudy (25°F:38°F), Saturday scattered showers (29°F:40°F)
[02:05:28] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[02:05:21] <Bytram> brrrr
[02:05:12] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 38°F / 3°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind S at 3 mph, humidity 90% - Wednesday partly cloudy (34°F:51°F / 1°C:11°C), Thursday cloudy (44°F:53°F / 7°C:12°C), Friday showers (37°F:51°F / 3°C:11°C), Saturday partly cloudy (35°F:49°F / 2°C:9°C)
[02:05:10] <Deucalion> ~weather
[02:05:02] <cmn32480> yer useless tonight exec
[02:04:55] <exec> across that: unable to find definition
[02:04:54] <cmn32480> ~define across that
[02:04:00] * cmn32480 sprays his suitcase w/ deet before and after each trip
[02:03:43] <cmn32480> now it makes more sense
[02:03:38] <cmn32480> ahhhhh
[02:03:13] <Deucalion> soil made of crushed shells basically... stops creepy crawlies by destroying their joints
[02:03:11] <Bytram> a result of its high porosity.
[02:03:11] <Bytram> Diatomaceous earth, also known as D.E., diatomite, or kieselgur/kieselguhr, is a naturally occurring, soft, siliceous sedimentary rock that is easily crumbled into a fine white to off-white powder. It has a particle size ranging from less than 3 micrometres to more than 1 millimetre, but typically 10 to 200 micrometres. Depending on the granularity, this powder can have an abrasive feel, similar to pumice powder, and has a low density as
[02:02:54] <exec> └─ 13Diatomaceous earth - Wikipedia
[02:02:53] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:02:36] <cmn32480> for all my tears? or because my tampon got overloaded adn ran down the drawer of your POS system?
[02:02:21] <chromas> it's all natural organic free-range dirt
[02:02:19] <cmn32480> ahhh
[02:02:10] <Bytram> sops up spills
[02:02:08] <exec> [google] diatomaceous.org/
[02:02:06] <cmn32480> ~g Diatomaceous Earth
[02:01:57] <exec> Diatomaceous Earth: unable to find definition
[02:01:55] <cmn32480> ~define Diatomaceous Earth
[02:01:50] <exec> 10Chicago, IL, USA - currently 57°F, cloudy, wind N at 11 mph, humidity 97% - Wednesday isolated thunderstorms (51°F:62°F), Thursday partly cloudy (48°F:64°F), Friday sunny (47°F:59°F), Saturday partly cloudy (47°F:66°F)
[02:01:48] <Bytram> ~weather chicago
[02:01:37] <cmn32480> Carol Stream, IL... just outside chicago
[02:01:26] <cmn32480> believe it or not, you get very tired of sitting at the bar in some restaurant chatting with strangers, or worse, getting a table for 1
[02:01:17] <Bytram> where you at, now?
[02:01:16] * Deucalion gifts cmn32480 a large bag of Diatomaceous Earth
[02:01:03] * cmn32480 is about 150 in the last 2 years
[02:00:42] <Bytram> not many, truth be told... but it was not something that had previously entered my mind when making room reservations... thought I'd state the obvious, just in case.
[01:59:33] <cmn32480> ]how many hotel nights have you had in the last few years?
[01:59:21] * cmn32480 thanks bytram for his sage travel advice
[01:58:56] <Bytram> in making plans for where to stay on future trips, might be worthwhile to choose locations which have a number of eateries in the near vicinity.
[01:58:56] <cmn32480> bedbug!
[01:58:48] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 3:43 PM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 16°C/60°F, 2:58 pm NZDT, Thursday, 3 November 2016
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[01:58:44] <cmn32480> and a free order of fried dough nuggest
[01:58:36] <cmn32480> 2 Cannolis
[01:58:28] <cmn32480> 1L of Mt. Dew
[01:58:19] <cmn32480> chicken ceasar salad
[01:58:14] <Bytram> yum
[01:58:13] <cmn32480> breaded mushrooms
[01:58:09] <cmn32480> an italian beef sub w/ mozz and hots
[01:57:52] <Bytram> so, not just a wee bit hungry, eh?
[01:57:51] * cmn32480 skipped lunch cuz the lift was still running good
[01:57:38] <Bytram> LOL!
[01:57:34] <cmn32480> the menu
[01:57:24] <Bytram> what did you order?
[01:57:08] * cmn32480 waits impatiently for his food
[01:57:00] <cmn32480> so much cleaner
[01:56:52] <cmn32480> ahhhh
[01:55:30] <Bytram> Deucalion: "vital claret" ?? Methinks you messed up your calendar and overshot Halloween. ;)
[01:53:04] * Deucalion shed about a quart of vital claret from a small nick on the finger while swapping a well snugged till base unit today.... only noticed when the old unit had red fluid running down it upon extraction. Eh.. this is what sanitising wipes, insulating tape and a "it's nothing" confidence are for right :D
[01:49:11] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:45:56] <Deucalion> cmn32480, I would take dusty attics over sticky, greasy back of line fast food joints to work in any day. Although I may be seen in a mask up in the attic... dust is weird... it plays all kinds of hell with desiccating skin.
[01:39:59] <cmn32480> ]\back after my shower and I will see what I can clear up on the black magic that is wireless
[01:39:37] <cmn32480> I'm good up to a certain point.. then the ankle starts to hurt
[01:39:27] <cmn32480> that is still some weeks out
[01:39:18] <Deucalion> And strop hobbling
[01:39:11] <Deucalion> cmn32480, yes I did. But it is not urgent in any way, more for my edification as you seem to have more knowledge. Go shower and eat :P
[01:38:05] <cmn32480> 10-4
[01:37:51] <Deucalion> cmn32480, on the old edit pages I saw the time to publish... no idea where they are now, no doubt somewhere.... just unfamiliar as I no longer edit anything unless in a push
[01:37:18] <cmn32480> but you pinged on a wireless question
[01:37:10] <cmn32480> leaving is not on the menu
[01:37:06] * cmn32480 just worked a 12 hour day in the rather unclean ceilings of a customer's warehouse replaceing all tehir access points...
[01:36:05] <Deucalion> cmn32480, only an hour. Most places around my way... online order 2 hours. 5 mins in the car and doorstep them.... food in 10.
[01:35:36] <cmn32480> juggs did a fine job
[01:35:27] <cmn32480> you can change the time to have it go out 5 minutes ago or whatever so it will pop up on the front page immediately
[01:34:32] <Deucalion> cmn32480, juggs went away out of an over-abundence of nick remorse. Yet he/she still jiggles stories from time to time. Not sure what you mean about the difference between "run right away" and "push it out".. juggs told me he/she just fuddled through the changed edit screens and the story appeared to go out 30 minutes later. I can't trust them... so who knows.
[01:32:22] * cmn32480 goes to get a shower
[01:32:17] <cmn32480> holy balls... an hour for food delivery...
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[01:28:09] <swiss> Deucalion: your money has nothign to do with it. You need to get in with one of the two main parties for anyone to care
[01:27:28] <cmn32480> Deucalion - if you see juggs, tell him I said Thanks for the assist. And as a side note, if the queue has been empty for a while, you can set it to run right away, no need to push it out
[01:25:14] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, when I know the BOE base rate is close to 0% and credit card companies are advertising cards at ~40% APR - fuck yes I call USURY and I would overthrow those tables if empowered to do so. :D
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[01:24:04] <SirFinkus> the steam client is in a shocking state
[01:23:04] <Deucalion> Oh the joys... Steam client crash on launch.. again.. because it had an update. ~le sigh~
[01:22:00] <Deucalion> You may call it socialist I call it realist.... it will come to pass one way or another. And yes.... I guess I would be "socialist" in US political spectrum eyes.. as would every other Europe resident :D
[01:20:40] <SirFinkus> overturning the money changers tables? sounds terribly anti small business
[01:19:47] <SirFinkus> that sounds awfully socialist of you Deucalion
[01:19:16] <Deucalion> VOTE DEUCALION! The money changers tables will be overturned, usury will be banished, racial harmony will become a thing, everyone will prosper! Do I win yet? Oh.. I need to amass a fortune to broadcast this message of love and harmony?
[01:18:44] <SirFinkus> who lack the intellectual capacity
[01:18:28] <SirFinkus> unlike most people
[01:18:11] <SirFinkus> and can be trusted to put aside their own interests for such an important decision
[01:17:49] <SirFinkus> carefully chosen and vetted by the political and business elite, who, after all, know much more about this kind of thing than normal people
[01:17:14] <SirFinkus> the other candidates are just STEALING votes from the REAL QUALIFIED candidates
[01:16:32] <SirFinkus> you gotta vote for the lesser evil
[01:16:23] <SirFinkus> they're only there to SPOIL the election
[01:16:17] <SirFinkus> you don't understand
[01:16:13] <SirFinkus> oh, those guys
[01:15:54] <Deucalion> Wait no... I'm being rude. There are other candidates right? All we have heard of in the UK is Trump / Clinton and the various shit flinging BS. I believe there are maybe other candidates.... is that correct? Did they not have enough money to buy on air time to fling poo too? I'm at a loss how the democratic process actually works in the US at this point.
[01:15:34] <SirFinkus> and we don't trust Iran with nukes...
[01:15:31] <SirFinkus> I apologize, as an american, that one of these cunts is going to have their finger on the button
[01:13:37] <Deucalion> vote TRAMP..... that would not be a mis-spelling.... that might be good advice! :D
[01:13:31] <SirFinkus> and then, some one got interviewed and said something dumb
[01:13:25] <cmn32480> and that is just the candidates.. you should see what the general public is doing
[01:13:02] <SirFinkus> and worse yet, misspelled
[01:12:52] <SirFinkus> unfounded even
[01:12:46] <Deucalion> ye gads
[01:12:45] <SirFinkus> with poorly written signs making vague accusations
[01:12:41] <Deucalion> are they bearing placards?
[01:12:26] <SirFinkus> people are showing up to rallies and stuff
[01:12:21] <SirFinkus> and oh man
[01:12:13] <SirFinkus> and they don't like each other
[01:12:09] <SirFinkus> who saw that coming?
[01:12:03] <SirFinkus> and it turns out that BOTH candidates are assholes
[01:11:58] * Deucalion hands cmn32480 a beer
[01:11:42] <cmn32480> I'll order in, skip the beer (which I ought to do anyway) and get some stuff in the queue
[01:11:41] <SirFinkus> did you hear we're having an election in the states?
[01:11:34] <SirFinkus> Deucalion
[01:11:33] <SirFinkus> hey
[01:11:32] <SirFinkus> hey
[01:11:31] <SirFinkus> hey
[01:11:14] <Deucalion> cmn32480, I chucked one of takyon's into the hopper - now live. Th other subs were all Trump/Clinton dross or bot subs I have no current stamina to deal with
[01:10:14] <SirFinkus> I was working on a skeleton book club thing and a folding page
[01:10:02] * MrPlow smakes SirFinkus upside the head with a staff meeting
[01:10:02] <cmn32480> #smake SirFinkus
[01:09:56] * cmn32480 tickles Deucalion
[01:09:52] <SirFinkus> granted, I haven't done any wiki work lately
[01:09:43] * cmn32480 looks at ordering in to rectify that sitchy-ation
[01:09:35] * SirFinkus glares at cmn32480
[01:09:31] <SirFinkus> we? I'm not an editor
[01:09:13] <cmn32480> looks like we pooched the story querue today
[01:09:06] <SirFinkus> not sure if I could describe what makes a game I like
[01:09:06] <cmn32480> oh dear
[01:08:56] <SirFinkus> like borderlands and stuff I guess, it's very specific
[01:07:17] <Deucalion> Well TLD... yeh the premise is your light plane came down in Canada, in winter... it's pretty much all about survival at this point. Sounds like it wouldn't be your thing then. I have no idea what would make a numbers game.... Suduko?
[01:03:31] <SirFinkus> same with crafting
[01:03:15] <SirFinkus> survival is fine, if it's a gameplay element rather than the focus
[01:02:40] <Deucalion> ok - not a survivalist - game-wise.
[01:01:43] <SirFinkus> I'm a numbers nerd guy
[01:01:38] <SirFinkus> yeah, that's probably me. I've seen gameplay videos of the long dark and it didn't really appeal to me though
[00:59:31] <Deucalion> Sure, the other modes, the wildlife is problematic... but save them for when you want a challenge
[00:58:35] <Deucalion> squiggly tag... asian chars that I can not read :) What's not to like about being all alone in the Canadian wilderness, in the middle of winter, with no other people. It's actually a perfectly peaceful place to be on the Pilgrim mode when rl is being a bitch :)
[00:55:58] <SirFinkus> I think I've looked at the long dark before, but it didn't appeal to me
[00:55:37] <SirFinkus> squiggly tag?
[00:55:12] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 185
[00:55:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[00:55:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[00:55:11] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, I can relate to that. I still recommend The Long Dark for escapism. You still on that mysterious squiggly tag on Steam?
[00:55:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> well sometimes you gotta argue with yourself if only because you're hurting for a worthy opponent
[00:53:35] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, I frequently contradict and argue with myself when drunk.... trying to see all sides of a point has scarred me badly in that regard... I can't stop it!
[00:52:45] <SirFinkus> or at least pissed off at something that isn't real life
[00:51:54] <SirFinkus> keeping me sane right now
[00:51:46] <SirFinkus> it's the SHIIIT
[00:51:43] <SirFinkus> cave of QUUUUUUD
[00:51:32] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, wtf is that? Looks like something from The Hobbit Spectrum 16K game.....
[00:51:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i tend to make worse arguments while drunk and i don't want to be a Hannity to something i believe in
[00:50:24] <Deucalion> Well... to the open minded at least.
[00:49:45] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, not like you to shy away from expressing your opinion :P Polarization from a different direction can be a good thing when considering anything.
[00:47:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Broadcom Buys Network Gear Maker Brocade for $5.5 Billion - http://sylnt.us - Fish-eats-Fish-Food
[00:46:13] <SirFinkus> I get the impression that this thing is slimey
[00:46:08] <exec> └─ 13Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[00:46:06] <SirFinkus> http://imgur.com
[00:43:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've found it's better if i don't use it while drinking anyway.
[00:43:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i may need it later.
[00:42:07] <Deucalion> Letting someone "borrow" something is not generosity, it expects a return on investment :P If you have oodles, could you not just "give"? :DPP
[00:40:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's generosity not socialism
[00:40:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, nobody made me so it's all good.
[00:39:37] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, be careful there... you might be labelled a SOCIALIST for sharing! :D
[00:38:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, you can borrow some of mine. i got oooooodles
[00:37:48] <exec> └─ 13The Devil's Panties - 06/29/2016
[00:37:48] <Deucalion> that would be on my liberal <> auth axis TheMightyBuzzard not my political one. Given you guys have your constitutional free speech and we Queen's subjects have no such thing
[00:37:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://thedevilspanties.com
[00:36:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept on free speech
[00:36:27] <Deucalion> When in doubt.. say nothing. More to the point, SN is not a political site - even on staff we have a vast range of political views - SN org is not a thing to take a political position with.
[00:36:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> great googly moogly. it'll be a miracle if i make it to bedtime tonight.
[00:34:32] <mechanicjay> yes, the least we can do is not regurgitate other peoples shit.
[00:32:42] <Deucalion> Of course - we speak to truth... hence my current aversion to running anything related to the US election that is regurgitation of other sources!
[00:31:55] <mechanicjay> :)
[00:31:40] <Deucalion> Oh wait... we ~are~ the media! :D
[00:31:39] <mechanicjay> Deucalion: That premise only leads to a depressing conclusion.
[00:31:06] <Deucalion> mechanicjay, no need, you'd be preaching to the converted and all. Or does society get the media it deserves?? hmm? worth thinking on!
[00:30:49] <mechanicjay> in Short, They've been about 100 times worse than usual this time around and you basically can't trust a damn word out of their mouth about anything political right now.
[00:30:03] <mechanicjay> Deucalion: I'm on my way out the door atm, or I'd treat you to a scathing diatribe against the media.
[00:29:26] <Deucalion> mechanicjay, I am devoid of any information to make any rational choice between the candidates. Hopefully US voters are not in the same boat. All I have is media hyperbole to go on... and who knows how reliable that is.
[00:25:59] <mechanicjay> Deucalion: Yeah there's been nothing of substance in this election for months. One of them will win, the other side will be butt-hurt...
[00:24:01] <Deucalion> I also can't deal with Trump / Clinton US vote stories... which is most of the subs. a. I'm not in the US and I'm sick of hearing about it even here b. I see nothing of note other than clickbait on them anyway
[00:21:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheers, that'll give one of the eds time to show up n take care of it
[00:21:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn but i'm tired
[00:21:08] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, I pushed one to the hopper for live in 30 mins. The exec and MrPlow subs are beyond my concentration to flesh out to full front page stories at this point.
[00:19:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> just check the links n make sure it all looks okay. serve the eds right if there's a typo or two.
[00:14:55] * Deucalion looks askance at the editting page
[00:10:54] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, yah I'm trusted with edity thingamies and I don't want godly powahs... I'd just break stuff being a PHB and all.
[00:09:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, ya, you got supah edity powah just not sysadminly powah.
[00:06:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, you ain't got edity powah?
[00:04:26] <Deucalion> I rather like my "untrusted" SecLev.... I couldn't be trusted with an unloaded cap gun... then someone let me loose on irc muahahahaha
[00:03:39] <SirFinkus> lastmeasure still up?
[00:03:34] * SirFinkus loads up his shock site bookmarks folder
[00:03:20] <MrPlow> "a tag cloud" added.
[00:03:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd a tag cloud
[00:03:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could bump SirFinkus up to seclev 100 and let him push out whatever he likes
[00:02:55] <Deucalion> sorry wut.. I got distracted tagging my files
[00:02:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> you aight, boss
[00:02:04] <SirFinkus> I get the feeling it'd trend towards buzzfeed shit eventually
[00:01:56] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, I'll see if I can remain not distracted enough to pull something out to live
[00:01:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> now there's an oxymoron
[00:01:39] <SirFinkus> hmm, I wonder if someone could make a news site that used machine learning for submissions
[00:01:01] <Deucalion> Oh - apparently it's Movember again... must grow a moostoch and post it everywhere to show how much I care about men's health or something... well shit yeah I give a shit about men's health, being a man and all. Not sure what the growing a moostash, posting selfies, winkling money out of acquaintances for some skimming charity to get their mitts on has to do with things. Think I'll comb my underarm hair over my head instead...
[00:00:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i've got too much booze in me now to even do emergency editorial duty. we'll just not have stories till an ed shows up.