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[00:04:07] <cmn32480> but I do agree, TMB, it woudl be freaking hilarious
[00:04:33] <cmn32480> that pact woudl get dissolved so fast it'd make yer head spin
[00:06:33] <cmn32480> looking at the map in the wikipedia article (link above), it looks to be a batch of more liberal states, California, New York, Maryland, Massatwoshits, Illinois, and NJ, that have signed on in response to the Gore loss in the electoral college in 2000
[00:07:41] <cmn32480> IF it was in effect for the current election, I'd wager that each of those states, (providing Trump wins the popular vote) woudl find a state constitutional loophole to not award him the electoral votes
[00:08:12] <cmn32480> unless he also won the popular vote in that particular state, and even then it woudl be a crap shoot.
[00:20:00] <cmn32480> ~weather jacksonville
[00:20:01] <exec> 10Jacksonville, FL, USA - currently 62°F / 17°C, clear, wind NE at 2 mph, humidity 61% - Sunday clear (52°F:73°F / 11°C:23°C), Monday mostly sunny (56°F:80°F / 13°C:27°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (67°F:81°F / 19°C:27°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (66°F:80°F / 19°C:27°C)
[00:20:41] * cmn32480 debates packing shorts
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[00:27:12] <SoyCow1271> I submitted a couple stories, but I don't have any more ideas from my typicall sources.
[00:28:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Razer's New Blade Pro: Desktop Performance in 0.9 Inches and 8 Lbs - http://sylnt.us - me-wants
[00:28:11] <SoyCow1271> We might need to dip into the submissions on hold in order to make it to the morning without the submission queue going dry.
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[00:29:31] <chromas> That guy looked prestigious
[00:29:41] <cmn32480> the soy cow?
[00:35:49] <chromas> Yes
[00:36:03] <chromas> Did you see his TLD?
[00:36:20] <cmn32480> I do now
[00:36:21] * chromas -> Millhouse eyebrow raise
[00:36:30] <cmn32480> he could just live nearby
[00:36:47] <cmn32480> but unlikely
[00:37:00] <cmn32480> and if it is the same AC, he always subs good stuff
[00:37:09] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[00:37:09] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[00:37:29] <chromas> MrPlow needs moar things to flip mouthwardly
[00:37:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> skittle hater
[00:38:11] * chromas follows the skittles
[00:38:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> skittles = rainbow = gay = you're a homophobe
[00:38:20] <chromas> hands up don't chew
[00:38:51] <chromas> ew
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[00:38:57] <chromas> so that's what it means to taste the rainbow
[00:39:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, ya i noticed that and said something about it right after i finished typing up a journal.
[00:40:06] <cmn32480> I didn't read that part of what you wrote
[00:40:10] <cmn32480> mea culpa
[00:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned shame really. i woulda cackled my ass off if all them blue states had to go red.
[00:42:24] <cmn32480> it woulda been hilarious
[00:42:42] <cmn32480> but sad.. so many right leaning people who would have died laughing
[00:44:56] <chromas> Now that's dark humor
[00:45:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'true. buncha independents too.
[00:45:09] <cmn32480> uh huh
[00:45:30] <cmn32480> chromas - they lean left mostly
[00:45:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> and hillary woulda sued everyone under the sun
[00:46:19] <chromas> Oh, I was thinking of the genocide-by-laughter :)
[00:47:56] <cmn32480> then the UN woudl step in... and take all the dead people's guns
[00:48:42] <chromas> Also those people would posthumorously vote Hillary
[00:50:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's about the only people the UN could take guns from
[00:50:37] <cmn32480> dear god.. this hypothetical scenario keeps getting worse and worse
[00:52:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> relax. many like me have been vaccinated with a steady diet of puns and dank memes and are not going to die laughing. several of us are even good shots.
[00:53:42] <cmn32480> golly I hope so!
[00:53:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously though, i think there's a better likelihood of whoever wins this election getting assassinated than any election since Lincoln's
[00:53:58] <cmn32480> plus, if Trump wins, lotsa lefties are movign to Canadia
[00:56:08] <cmn32480> nah
[00:56:26] <cmn32480> I think Obama had a better chance of getting assassinated in office
[00:56:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, both of these two are having to run on their base's hatred of the other guy because NOBODY likes them
[00:57:00] <chromas> So you're saying we should vote for the best vp instead?
[00:57:16] <cmn32480> if you are voting trump you already are
[00:57:59] <cmn32480> oh jooy the walking dead is coming on...
[00:58:02] <cmn32480> FML
[01:15:37] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:15:43] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[01:15:44] <exec> └─ 13Using Rowhammer bitflips to root Android phones is now a thing | Ars Technica
[01:16:58] <cmn32480> SoylentNews is powered by your submissions, so send in your scoop. Only 0 submissions in the queue.
[01:17:56] <chromas> The font size should be proportional to the urgency
[01:22:24] <cmn32480> we are good 'till about 3:45pm tomorrow... then SOL
[01:24:19] * cmn32480 blames bytram for the empty queue
[01:24:42] <Bytram> did you not see the link I *JUST* posted? It is a NASTY bug
[01:24:55] <Bytram> and I just got home afer a long day at work
[01:25:07] <cmn32480> it's the sub queue that is empty
[01:25:09] <Bytram> and I've been up since 0530
[01:25:18] <Bytram> on < 5hrs sleep
[01:25:25] <Bytram> so, I'll get right toit!!
[01:25:26] <Bytram> =)
[01:25:31] <cmn32480> then WTF are you doing here?
[01:25:43] <Bytram> waiting for dinner to finish cooking
[01:25:48] <cmn32480> ahhh
[01:25:50] <cmn32480> makes sense
[01:25:54] <Bytram> and I noticed that the story queue was almost empty
[01:25:56] <Bytram> =)
[01:26:05] <cmn32480> bullshit
[01:26:19] <cmn32480> SUBMISSION queue is completly empty
[01:26:19] <Bytram> and you drained the sub queue and filled the story queue while I was reading about the story at Ars
[01:26:26] <cmn32480> story queue is good until 345pm
[01:26:36] <Bytram> now, it is... it wasn't when I looked earlier... you mosved FAST!
[01:26:52] * cmn32480 is playing ketchup
[01:27:18] * cmn32480 needs like 800 more stories to get even close
[01:27:58] <cmn32480> zz_janrinok broke 3000!
[01:28:14] * cmn32480 passes out free virtual beer
[01:28:20] <Bytram> yes, i congratulated him this AM
[01:28:33] * cmn32480 didn't read scrollback today..
[01:28:38] * Bytram will take a root beer, if that's okay
[01:28:46] <Bytram> nod nod
[01:28:47] <cmn32480> soitenly
[01:28:58] <Bytram> oh, a wize guy, eh?
[01:29:07] <cmn32480> nyuk nyuk nyuk
[01:30:10] <cmn32480> jebus... I"m 600 behind you... 800 behind him
[01:30:23] <Bytram> woo woo woo woo woo woo woooo
[01:30:31] <cmn32480> lol
[01:30:40] <cmn32480> yer such a stooge bytram
[01:30:56] <Bytram> guilty as charged
[01:31:32] <cmn32480> and P666 has near 1700 subs
[01:32:02] <Bytram> yowza!
[01:32:21] <chromas> :D http://mashable.com
[01:32:22] <exec> └─ 1314 empowering hashtags for people to celebrate their disabilities online
[01:32:37] <cmn32480> #fuckoff
[01:32:42] <Bytram> #dontusetwitter
[01:32:47] <chromas> #lololol
[01:32:51] <cmn32480> #donutsmatter
[01:33:03] <Bytram> #allnotsmatter
[01:33:08] <Bytram> #allnutsmatter
[01:33:19] <cmn32480> #mynutsaredisconnected
[01:33:26] <Bytram> #nothingsthematter
[01:33:45] <Bytram> #smatteringofmatters
[01:33:45] <cmn32480> #sammich
[01:33:45] * MrPlow whips up a leftover Thanksgiving dinner sammich for cmn32480
[01:33:50] <Bytram> lol
[01:33:59] <cmn32480> mmmmm gobbler
[01:34:04] <chromas> #sammichlivesmatter
[01:34:04] * MrPlow whips up a egg salad sammich for chromas
[01:34:25] <chromas> hey I didn't get cut this time
[01:34:38] <cmn32480> #sammich chromas
[01:34:38] * MrPlow sneaks up behind chromas and cuts their throat
[01:34:38] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced chromas's corpse sammiches for everyone in #Soylent
[01:34:47] <cmn32480> #problemsolved!
[01:35:43] * cmn32480 hops out to go pack for his business trip
[01:35:52] <cmn32480> ~weather Jax
[01:35:54] <exec> 10Jacksonville, FL, USA - currently 59°F / 15°C, clear, wind N at 2 mph, humidity 70% - Sunday clear (53°F:73°F / 12°C:23°C), Monday mostly sunny (56°F:80°F / 13°C:27°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (67°F:81°F / 19°C:27°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (66°F:80°F / 19°C:27°C)
[01:36:12] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[01:36:14] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 77°F, cloudy, wind NE at 12 mph, humidity 51% - Sunday cloudy (71°F:80°F), Monday cloudy (71°F:80°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (76°F:81°F), Wednesday cloudy (75°F:83°F)
[01:36:20] <cmn32480> ~weather BWI
[01:36:21] <exec> 10Baltimore/Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport, Baltimore, MD, United States - currently 56°F / 13°C, clear, wind S at 4 mph, humidity 66% - Sunday clear (54°F:66°F / 12°C:19°C), Monday mostly sunny (42°F:65°F / 6°C:18°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (36°F:58°F / 2°C:14°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (41°F:54°F / 5°C:12°C)
[01:36:27] <cmn32480> ~weather EWR
[01:36:29] <exec> 10Newark Liberty International Airport, 3 Brewster Road, Newark, NJ, United States - currently 56°F / 13°C, clear, wind SW at 9 mph, humidity 51% - Sunday mostly cloudy (51°F:64°F / 11°C:18°C), Monday mostly sunny (41°F:60°F / 5°C:16°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (36°F:53°F / 2°C:12°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (36°F:50°F / 2°C:10°C)
[01:36:36] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[01:36:36] <cmn32480> holy shit he does airport codes
[01:36:38] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 39°F, cloudy, wind W at 14 mph, humidity 71% - Sunday cloudy (32°F:42°F), Monday cloudy (31°F:43°F), Tuesday showers (30°F:42°F), Wednesday rain and snow (23°F:41°F)
[01:36:42] <Bytram> ~weather pwm
[01:36:43] <exec> 10Portland International Jetport, 1001 Westbrook Street, Portland, ME, United States - currently 46°F, clear, wind SW at 6 mph, humidity 48% - Sunday clear with periodic clouds (41°F:51°F), Monday partly cloudy (35°F:53°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (32°F:48°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (31°F:47°F)
[01:36:50] <Bytram> ~weather bos
[01:36:51] <cmn32480> ~weather PNS
[01:36:53] <exec> 10Boston Logan International Airport, 1 Harborside Dr, Boston, MA, United States - currently 55°F, clear with periodic clouds, wind W at 15 mph, humidity 47% - Sunday rain (48°F:57°F), Monday partly cloudy (38°F:57°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (37°F:48°F), Wednesday mostly sunny (37°F:47°F)
[01:36:54] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[01:37:01] <cmn32480> ~weather pns
[01:37:03] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[01:37:07] <Bytram> ~weather pms
[01:37:10] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[01:37:13] <cmn32480> nah
[01:37:19] <cmn32480> pns is an actual airport code
[01:37:24] <cmn32480> Pensacola, FL
[01:37:24] <Bytram> whic airport?
[01:37:34] <Bytram> k
[01:37:47] <cmn32480> I won't fly there, becasue it'll make me giggle the whole way
[01:37:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather chromas
[01:37:50] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[01:37:56] * TheMightyBuzzard frowns
[01:37:56] <cmn32480> #weather pns
[01:37:56] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[01:38:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather cmn32480
[01:38:05] <MrPlow> Today: Mainly clear. Lows overnight in the upper 50s. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy. High near 65F. Winds WNW at 10 to 20 mph.
[01:38:08] <cmn32480> #weather EWR
[01:38:08] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[01:38:19] <cmn32480> Mrplow don't do airport codes
[01:38:28] <cmn32480> wonder why exec does some but not others
[01:38:37] <cmn32480> ~weather mdy
[01:38:38] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[01:38:39] <Bytram> Pensacola International Airport (IATA: PNS, ICAO: KPNS, FAA LID: PNS), formerly Pensacola Gulf Coast Regional Airport,
[01:38:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> wunderground only supports very specific inputs
[01:39:01] <cmn32480> thas what I said Bytram... PNS
[01:39:09] <Bytram> yup, just confirming
[01:39:20] <cmn32480> ~weather ATL
[01:39:22] <exec> 10Atlanta, GA, USA - currently 60°F / 16°C, clear, wind E at 0 mph, humidity 48% - Sunday clear (50°F:74°F / 10°C:23°C), Monday mostly sunny (52°F:80°F / 11°C:27°C), Tuesday sunny (51°F:76°F / 11°C:24°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (55°F:74°F / 13°C:23°C)
[01:39:31] <cmn32480> ~weather SFO
[01:39:33] <exec> 10San Francisco International Airport, San Francisco, CA, United States - currently 61°F / 16°C, partly cloudy, wind S at 19 mph, humidity 69% - Sunday cloudy (57°F:65°F / 14°C:18°C), Monday cloudy (61°F:68°F / 16°C:20°C), Tuesday rain (58°F:69°F / 14°C:21°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (57°F:71°F / 14°C:22°C)
[01:39:44] <Bytram> intl'l ??
[01:39:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weatheralias sillyass aussie:crutchy
[01:39:51] <MrPlow> "sillyass aussie" added.
[01:39:56] <Bytram> ~weather LON
[01:39:58] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 51°F, partly cloudy, wind NE at 7 mph, humidity 78% - Sunday partly cloudy (49°F:56°F), Monday cloudy (43°F:56°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (46°F:60°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (45°F:61°F)
[01:40:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather sillyass aussie
[01:40:01] <MrPlow> Today: Considerable clouds this morning. Some decrease in clouds later in the day. High 63F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Windy and becoming cloudy in the afternoon. High 74F. Winds N at 20 to 30 mph.
[01:40:06] <Bytram> ~weather frk
[01:40:08] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[01:40:15] <Bytram> ~weather frankfurt
[01:40:16] <exec> 10Frankfurt, Germany - currently 48°F, cloudy, wind NE at 3 mph, humidity 94% - Monday rain (50°F:54°F), Tuesday rain (45°F:55°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (41°F:54°F), Thursday partly cloudy (43°F:56°F)
[01:40:17] <cmn32480> ~weather NAS
[01:40:19] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[01:40:24] <cmn32480> interesting
[01:40:51] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy exec don't do airport codes, or at least some. How come?
[01:41:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weatheralias america's bellend:miami, florida
[01:41:02] <MrPlow> "america's bellend" added.
[01:41:30] <cmn32480> #weather uranus
[01:41:30] <MrPlow> 98.6F and windy.
[01:41:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, he scrapes google for weather. ask google.
[01:41:50] <cmn32480> ~g why won't exec weather do all the airports?
[01:41:52] <exec> [google] www.chicagobusiness.com/.../the-fix-for-uneven-airport-airline-relationships-speed-d...
[01:42:06] <cmn32480> that don't look like it'll help TMB
[01:42:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g weather pns
[01:42:09] <MrPlow> http://www.weather.gov - "MOUNT WEATHER 0.5 700 AM 3/06 CO-OP OBSERVER 3 WSW ROUND HILL 0.1 745 AM 3/06 COCORAHS WEST VIRGINIA ...BERKELEY COUNTY."
[01:42:51] <Bytram> ~weather death valley
[01:42:53] <exec> 10Death Valley - currently 83°F, mostly cloudy, wind SE at 8 mph, humidity 22% - Sunday partly cloudy (72°F:89°F), Monday partly cloudy (67°F:89°F), Tuesday sunny (61°F:86°F), Wednesday mostly sunny (61°F:90°F)
[01:43:04] <Bytram> ~weather riyadh
[01:43:05] <cmn32480> bring a sweatshirt!
[01:43:06] <exec> 10Riyadh Saudi Arabia - currently 69°F, clear with periodic clouds, wind N at 2 mph, humidity 20% - Monday sunny (66°F:95°F), Tuesday sunny (65°F:94°F), Wednesday sunny (64°F:92°F), Thursday sunny (65°F:91°F)
[01:43:15] <Bytram> ~weather delhi
[01:43:17] <exec> 10Delhi, India - currently 67°F, smoke, wind W at 3 mph, humidity 67% - Monday sunny (68°F:93°F), Tuesday sunny (66°F:93°F), Wednesday sunny (66°F:93°F), Thursday sunny (64°F:92°F)
[01:43:25] <cmn32480> "smoke"
[01:43:29] <Bytram> ^^ smoke ??
[01:43:38] <cmn32480> ninja'd
[01:43:43] <Bytram> yep
[01:43:56] <cmn32480> probably due to the pollution?
[01:44:04] <cmn32480> or wildfires?
[01:44:09] <Bytram> yes
[01:44:20] <cmn32480> or an overabundance of the chronic?
[01:44:50] <Bytram> https://youtu.be
[01:44:52] <exec> └─ 13Drammer on Android 6.0.1 - YouTube
[01:45:06] <cmn32480> anywho... I need to get packed and in bed
[01:45:08] <Bytram> https://youtu.be
[01:45:10] <exec> └─ 13Stagefright + drammer - YouTube [04Stagefright + drams - YouTube]
[01:45:22] <cmn32480> ~gngiht bytram
[01:45:26] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[01:45:28] <Bytram> cmn32480: what are your ttavels this week?
[01:45:29] * exec explicitly instantiates a recycle bin of minerals for TheMightyBuzzard
[01:45:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight cmn32480
[01:45:35] <cmn32480> ~gnight bytram
[01:45:38] <Bytram> ~gnight chromas
[01:45:39] * exec brazenly culturally appropriates a gift of shekels from cmn32480
[01:45:40] * exec historically kipes a fat32 volume of political correctness from bytram
[01:45:41] * exec scientifically pilfers a tumbleweed of shell scripts from chromas
[01:45:42] <cmn32480> 4 days in Jacksonville, FL
[01:45:57] <cmn32480> ~gnight chromas
[01:45:59] * exec derisively generates a small script that substitutes a raid 0 volume of weed for chromas
[01:46:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy america's wang
[01:46:08] <cmn32480> home late Friday
[01:46:15] <Bytram> hope the trip works out for ya!
[01:46:27] <chromas> ~g'night cmn32480
[01:46:27] <cmn32480> but at least it is the top of the wang.. before it starts hanging down
[01:46:28] <chromas> ~g'night Bytram
[01:46:30] * exec single-handedly cyberbullies an amulet of turkey bacon at cmn32480
[01:46:31] * exec abnormally crams a misused Excel sheet of coffee++ into Bytram
[01:46:57] <Bytram> laters... sleep well!
[01:47:21] <cmn32480> I fly out tomorrow afternoon... wheee!
[01:47:34] <cmn32480> ~gnight Soylentboobs
[01:47:35] * exec literally flicks a recycle bin of Grape Nuts at Soylentboobs
[01:47:52] <Bytram> ~weather jax
[01:47:54] <exec> 10Jacksonville, FL, USA - currently 59°F, clear, wind N at 2 mph, humidity 71% - Sunday clear (53°F:73°F), Monday mostly sunny (56°F:80°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (67°F:81°F), Wednesday mostly sunny (66°F:80°F)
[01:48:02] * cmn32480 will probably bring shorts
[01:48:10] <Bytram> bring ur swim trunks
[01:50:07] <Bytram> nighty night everyone... time for me to try and get some shuteye, too.
[01:50:14] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[01:50:15] * exec hurriedly coalesces a rusty trombone of childhood memories with TheMightyBuzzard
[01:50:22] <Bytram> ~gnight chromas
[01:50:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight Bytram
[01:50:24] * exec metrosexually generates a small script that substitutes a buzzfeed list of santa's semen for chromas
[01:50:25] * exec ironically planks a mouthful of wiffle balls for Bytram
[01:50:27] <chromas> ~g'night Bytram
[01:50:29] * exec deliciously requisitions a truckload of fencepost errors for Bytram
[01:50:49] <chromas> count the errors to fall asleep
[01:50:50] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[01:53:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously considering that details/summary tags thing
[01:55:02] <chromas> it's pretty sweet
[01:55:10] <chromas> no IE support and only the latest of firefoxen
[01:55:36] <chromas> You'll probably have to dick with css though
[01:55:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is fine. fuck it if they don't wanna upgrade.
[01:56:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> could just do it with divs as well. just as easy.
[01:58:25] <chromas> looks like pale moon doesn't handle 'em. fpos
[01:58:36] <chromas> Seems to treat them as divs or something
[01:58:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i'll use divs then
[01:59:09] <chromas> Is that what you're using now?
[01:59:11] <chromas> on dev
[01:59:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> for collapsible comments? yeah.
[02:00:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> same thing basically but you don't know how many a person will want to put in a comment, so you gotta be able to handle infinite occurrences and make them distinct for switching on/off purposes.
[02:00:53] <chromas> well the nifty thing with details/summary is it handles the collapsing for you
[02:01:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> does not. you gotta do it via css
[02:01:20] <chromas> what browser are you using?
[02:01:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> or was i reading it wrong
[02:01:30] <chromas> Works for me. Default is collapsed too
[02:02:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg
[02:03:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna hafta do it with divs anyway for palemoon users. ie users can get fucked but we got eds who use palemoon.
[02:04:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i know how to do it. easy peasy.
[02:05:01] <chromas> jarviscrypt
[02:05:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit no. css selectors.
[02:05:28] <chromas> Make everyone browse at -1 with no collapsed comments
[02:05:45] <chromas> Call it the Triggly View
[02:06:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i wasn't gonna use details/summary for comments anyway. was gonna let people use them for spoilers and such.
[02:06:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> inside comments
[02:06:30] <chromas> That'd be nifty
[02:06:48] <chromas> Well you can use the comment collapsing css to do that too right
[02:07:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> more or less
[02:07:02] <chromas> so palemoon users don't have to spoil
[02:07:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> minor changes only
[02:07:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Did 40-Year-Old Viking Experiment Discover Life on Mars? - http://sylnt.us - Betteridge's-law-at-work
[02:07:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> and some trickery with css child selectors
[02:08:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly use a <spoiler>stuff</spoiler> format kinda thing
[02:10:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> use s/<spoiler>/<div class="spoiler">/ the same place we do <quote> tags
[02:12:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight. my happy ass is goin to bed.
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[05:47:20] <fffd> columbia?
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[06:03:49] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 18°C/65°F, 5:03 pm AEDT, Monday, 24 October 2016
[06:50:08] <SirFinkus> appreciate the work on spoilers TheMightyBuzzard
[07:15:10] <crutchy> "The race for White House is effectively over. Hillary Clinton will be the 45th president of the U.S."
[07:15:36] <crutchy> wow given the amount of times the media gets things horribly wrong, i'd almost take that as an endorsement of trump
[07:15:44] <chromas> Yes. She'll win, so if you were gonna go out and vote for her, don't worry about it; she's all good ;)
[07:15:52] <crutchy> lol
[07:16:13] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 fiik :p
[07:17:03] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 the original locations file had a shitton of airport codes. are they in the locations file on your poota?
[07:17:27] <chromas> poor exec don't get no love from down under no mo'
[07:18:07] <crutchy> it emigrated to the land of the freedum :)
[07:21:56] <chromas> crutchy: s/m/mb/2
[07:21:57] <exec> <chromas> <crutchy> it emigrated to the land of the freedumb :)
[07:26:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Studies that Intentionally Infect Humans with Pathogens are Increasing - http://sylnt.us - viruses-not-of-the-computer-variety
[09:16:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Video Shows USPS Worker Dumping Bins Of Mail In A Ditch - http://sylnt.us - now-I-won't-get-my-Christmas-cards
[09:25:57] <chromas> from the Newman! dept
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[10:22:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:22:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2952
[10:26:06] <cmn32480> coffee++
[10:26:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2953
[10:26:39] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[10:26:41] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews Submissions
[10:26:48] <cmn32480> Gewg stuffed the queue laast night...
[10:27:10] <cmn32480> most of it looks like decent (non-politics) topics
[10:28:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> good man, him. for a dirty hippie.
[10:49:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmmm
[10:49:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather gibson county lake, tennessee
[10:49:15] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[10:49:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg
[10:49:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather trenton, tennessee
[10:49:29] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High 78F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Sunshine. High 76F. Winds E at 5 to 10 mph.
[10:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'not bad. i could fish in that.
[11:00:41] * cmn32480 contains his surprise
[11:06:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Revisiting the Carna Botnet - http://sylnt.us - all-your-PC-are-belong-to-us
[11:08:15] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[11:12:31] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
[11:13:13] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes zz_janrinok
[11:26:51] <cmn32480> shhhhhh.... he's sleeping!~
[11:38:04] <chromas> Try poking the Zs over his head
[12:03:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent, think i got how to do spoiler tags worked out
[12:10:07] <chromas> Is it click the spoiler to toggle or does it have a little clickable tag on the edge?
[12:10:24] <cmn32480> ok.. I'll bit.. what's a spoiler tag?
[12:10:43] <chromas> for April 1 it will pull random current spoilers off the net
[12:10:46] <chromas> ;)
[12:11:00] <chromas> a tag to hide spoilers for things
[12:11:04] * cmn32480 hands in his editors card
[12:11:23] <chromas> spoiler alert: your card is expired
[12:11:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, think it's just gonna be hover
[12:12:08] <chromas> Will it animate?
[12:12:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> gods i hope not
[12:13:53] <chromas> Needs a <password> tag that replaces its contents with 12345
[12:13:58] <chromas> or hunter2
[12:14:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> swordfish, yo
[12:15:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i spose i could make it animate over like .3 seconds
[12:17:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> make it animate over ... uh ... what would two frames at 120Hz be?
[12:24:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> fast
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[12:53:09] <chromas> time for an elephant farm
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[12:54:01] <chromas> pig-elephant hybrid. We need Dr Mephisto
[12:57:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt doctor love
[12:57:05] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:57:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> da fuq?
[12:57:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt kiss doctor love
[12:57:22] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[13:13:06] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[13:15:44] <cmn32480> he says he's janrinok...
[13:15:54] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480
[13:15:55] <cmn32480> but he said that hours ago too... then went back to bed...
[13:15:57] * exec analiciously ships a B-tree of bewb with cmn32480
[13:16:15] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[13:16:17] * exec accidentally pesters a pittance of grainy keyboard crumbs with janrinok
[13:16:22] * janrinok from my FreeBSD version - all working - drivers fixed - box
[13:17:06] * cmn32480 waits for the first update to resolve the problem of it all working
[13:18:07] <janrinok> I was installing FreeBSD 11, which is only a couple of weeks old. After much investigation, it appears that they have used some drivers from the previous version that do not work on the new kernal
[13:19:01] <janrinok> However, you cannot recompile them because the source is incompatible with the new kernel, and the binary is directed in the event of any problems to just pass data straight through.
[13:19:29] <janrinok> so it wasn't 'driving' anything. I've reverted to version 10.3 and recompiled and it all works now
[13:19:42] <cmn32480> lol
[13:19:47] <janrinok> good effort on all your posts - thanks
[13:19:52] <cmn32480> I don't mean to laugh...
[13:19:59] <cmn32480> but I can't help it!
[13:20:01] <janrinok> yes you do
[13:20:07] <cmn32480> yeah,... you are right
[13:20:43] <janrinok> I'm trying to find a font that I like though ...
[13:21:10] <chromas> laughter is the best reticent
[13:21:14] <janrinok> lol
[13:21:25] <janrinok> how's things with you?
[13:21:33] <janrinok> un jet-lagged?
[13:21:36] <chromas> You want Impact, right?
[13:21:38] <cmn32480> make sure the font has lotsa emoji
[13:21:50] <cmn32480> I ;eave this afternoon
[13:21:52] <janrinok> NO emojis
[13:21:56] <cmn32480> and no time zone change
[13:22:03] <cmn32480> LOTSA emoji!
[13:22:09] <janrinok> not too bad for you then
[13:22:11] * chromas stuff noto fonts into the bsd box
[13:22:17] <janrinok> NEGATIVE, no emojis
[13:22:31] <janrinok> ~gday chromas
[13:22:33] * exec prematurely kipes an exabyte of TempleOS from chromas
[13:22:38] <chromas> you heard him; double negative you see
[13:22:45] <chromas> ~g'day janrinok
[13:22:47] * exec problematically coalesces an old shoe full of SARS with janrinok
[13:23:07] <cmn32480> every time sombebody says "Negative".... all I can hear is "Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full"
[13:23:32] <chromas> danger zone!
[13:23:43] <janrinok> :)
[13:24:00] <cmn32480> Talk to me Goose.
[13:24:10] * janrinok hasn't got noto fonts
[13:24:26] <chromas> what's good for the Goose is good for the Maverick
[13:24:27] <cmn32480> well.. be sure to donwload them from dubious sources
[13:24:47] <janrinok> well, seeing that I am ex-aircrew that is close enough - although bombers not fighters
[13:25:22] <chromas> well hey, you gotta have skill to dogfight with bombs
[13:26:06] <janrinok> not easy throwing 'em at other aircraft you know?
[13:26:36] <chromas> do the aeronautic equivalent of a somersault to fling the bomb upward into the enemy
[13:26:52] <janrinok> its called toss bombing
[13:27:02] <chromas> is that a real thing?
[13:27:16] <janrinok> and we called ourselves car park construction specialists - our bombs were nuclear
[13:27:23] <janrinok> yep
[13:27:48] <janrinok> although you tend to throw them at ground targets while staying out of range
[13:27:48] <cmn32480> drop... turn.. RUN THE F**K AWAY AS FAST AS YOUR PRETTY AIRPLANE WILL CARY YOU!
[13:29:00] <janrinok> we just charged on through leaving mayhem and bits of our aircraft behind
[13:29:14] <chromas> well now I imagine it as a cartoon jet that stands up, using its elevators as feet, which flap midair while it tries to run away
[13:29:17] * cmn32480 now understand why janrinok glows in the dark
[13:29:59] <chromas> the Aerial Scooby
[13:30:11] <cmn32480> Dooby Doo!
[13:30:21] <janrinok> and somewhere in Nebraska is one of our engines which fell off when we had an argument with an eagle
[13:30:35] <janrinok> we flew home - it didn't
[13:31:04] <chromas> did the locals think it t'were aliens?
[13:31:17] <janrinok> we didn't stop to discuss it with them ...
[13:31:28] <chromas> need a news archive
[13:31:44] <cmn32480> farmer probably just filled in the crater adn kept plowing
[13:31:54] <cmn32480> if they even noticed
[13:32:10] <janrinok> that's what we thought
[13:32:26] <janrinok> chromas, like the 'hold' queue?
[13:32:56] <chromas> well, something to search for old Nebraska articles
[13:32:58] <cmn32480> though I am suprised that the rubber bands in your airplane broke...
[13:33:11] <chromas> I guess you could make a Lexus Nexus
[13:33:14] <cmn32480> if only there was a place where there was all kinds of information available
[13:33:35] <janrinok> I'm not - it went out of service in the 1980s, hence my change to a different branch
[13:35:00] <chromas> from balsa to driftwood
[13:35:10] <janrinok> someone once 'phoned the base saying that they thought they had seen one of our aircraft crashing. It was, they said, flying very low, making lots of noise, and leaving black smoke behind it.
[13:35:37] <janrinok> We told them that they all fly like that. Did they see any parachutes? No, they replied. It's probably OK then.
[13:39:00] <cmn32480> Sounds liek you flew on the B-47
[13:39:19] <janrinok> almost the same vintage - Vulcan B2
[13:40:19] <cmn32480> dangit
[13:40:36] <cmn32480> I was looking at US aircraft...
[13:40:41] <janrinok> three corners - and it didn't care which one went first
[13:40:44] <cmn32480> you prolly woudl not have been on one of those
[13:41:02] <janrinok> plenty of piccies on Google
[13:41:52] <janrinok> try to get one with a picture of the ground crew at the aircraft - then you realise its size
[13:42:28] <cmn32480> https://upload.wikimedia.org
[13:43:04] <janrinok> yup
[13:44:19] <boru> I saw its last flight.
[13:44:36] <janrinok> so did I through tear filled eyes
[13:45:19] <boru> I've seen it up close at the local air museum, as well. Some cool stuff there.
[13:45:37] <boru> (Including an SR71!)
[13:45:53] <cmn32480> Dulles
[13:45:54] <janrinok> I was the AEO - EW and comms specialist
[13:46:10] <cmn32480> Airport has the "big" collection of the Air and sapce museum
[13:46:22] <cmn32480> SR-71
[13:46:26] <cmn32480> Enola Gay
[13:46:30] <cmn32480> Space Shuttle
[13:46:53] <boru> Well, this was at Duxford.
[13:47:28] <boru> They have a US hangar there with some neat stuff; B-52, A-10, U2, SR-71 etc.
[13:47:30] <cmn32480> F-14
[13:47:36] <cmn32480> Sweet
[13:47:52] <boru> Yeah, it's a pretty great place, actually, but you'd need 2 or 3 days to see it all.
[13:48:20] <cmn32480> the one in Dulles depends on if you are with kids that have a 10 second attention span
[13:52:15] <boru> I'd like to see some of those places.
[13:52:25] <boru> I plan on visiting some of the aerospace museums in Russia.
[13:53:15] <boru> The last airshow I went to in Ireland, I got to sit in an AH-64, AH-1, F-15, F-16, F-18, and see some others up close.
[13:53:31] <janrinok> boru - don't go to any of the out of the way museums - they are often not worth the effort, but are more of a reward for the former workers who made that particular aircraft
[13:53:51] <boru> I've sat in an Mi-28 and Mi-24, too.
[13:54:17] <boru> Well, I was planning on doing the EoS flight in a MiG-29, and they're a part of the tour.
[13:54:28] <janrinok> did you make the gunfire noises in your head at the same time?
[13:55:24] <boru> Of course not, I would never do such a thing.
[13:55:44] * cmn32480 hides in shame for making the noises in his head
[13:56:48] <janrinok> well most people, when asked, will admit to have at least imagined it. Certainly true for many aircrew!
[13:57:35] <cmn32480> When I sat in a F-14 some years back I swear Kenny Loggins started playing...
[13:57:41] <janrinok> lol
[13:57:49] <janrinok> in flight entertainment ...
[13:57:52] <cmn32480> I cna hear it right now....
[13:58:03] * boru chuckles.
[13:59:48] <cmn32480> got to sit in a Huey down at an airshow in Pax River when I was a kid.
[14:00:05] <cmn32480> it was awesome
[14:00:55] <boru> Ah, nice.
[14:01:02] <janrinok> could you see 1000s of vietcong charging at the chopper?
[14:01:07] <chromas> "I thought they were called choppers." "Well, now they're called Hueys." "Why wasn't I notified?"
[14:01:41] <chromas> 50 internets for the source
[14:02:54] <boru> Rings a bell, but I'd have to cheat and look it up.
[14:03:51] <janrinok> so would I - and I'm not convinced that Google is right on this one
[14:04:34] <chromas> it has God from the movie Hackers
[14:04:44] <chromas> and a robot
[14:04:47] <janrinok> Short Circuit
[14:05:01] * chromas transfers 50 internets to janrinok
[14:05:19] * janrinok is not sure where to put them all, wonders if you can eat them ...
[14:06:07] <chromas> You can exchange them for nilcoins or buy some utils
[14:10:49] <janrinok> 3 editors working at once on the queue - shoutout to CoolHand
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[14:20:32] <cmn32480> who's the third?
[14:24:18] <chromas> cmn32480: s/\'(s) .*e/ i\1 on/
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[14:24:30] <chromas> #smake exec
[14:24:30] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with several terragigs
[14:24:56] <cmn32480> exec's sed is very rudimentary... sedctl was far more advanced
[14:25:27] <chromas> I was thinking it piped through /bin/sed
[14:25:56] <janrinok> cmn32480, CoolHand was 2nd'ing at least 1 of mine
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[14:26:31] <cmn32480> ok.. then who was the 2nd editor? you said there were 3
[14:26:37] <cmn32480> ~sed off
[14:26:38] <exec> sed disabled for 10#Soylent
[14:26:41] <chromas> who's the third?
[14:26:47] <chromas> s/\'(s) .*e/ i\1 on/
[14:26:55] <janrinok> well, it said you were currently editing the Devuan story
[14:27:01] <chromas> I guess I just wronged it somehow
[14:27:01] <cmn32480> it lied
[14:27:26] * janrinok kicks the editing software for lying
[14:27:41] <chromas> it's the NSA in disguise
[14:27:47] <chromas> or Russia. Russia's the bad guy now
[14:27:59] <janrinok> are they dressed up as GCHQ?
[14:28:16] <chromas> They're sneaking around, editing your content
[14:28:39] <janrinok> I'll blame them for all of my spoling mistooks
[14:30:06] <chromas> dem stooks dun spoled, boa!
[14:30:23] <cmn32480> that's how you know.. I cna notrmally tyope perfectly
[14:34:24] <chromas> oh wait, did someone say devuan?
[14:34:31] <chromas> systemd!
[14:34:35] * chromas puts on troll shades
[14:34:50] <boru> What is devuan?
[14:34:52] * janrinok wonders where chromas went ...
[14:35:00] <chromas> fork of debian without systemd
[14:35:06] <janrinok> Devuan is a Debian fork without systemd
[14:35:16] <boru> I didn't think debian would have systemd for another 10 years, at least.
[14:35:23] <janrinok> it's got it now
[14:35:30] <boru> They're still on the 2.6 kernel, right?
[14:35:34] <janrinok> lol
[14:36:00] <cmn32480> forget where he went... we always worry about where chromas IS
[14:36:07] <boru> Debian Stable - the best 1997 has to offer.
[14:36:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Greeks May Have Influenced Terracotta Army - http://sylnt.us - still-as-stone
[14:37:34] <janrinok> got to go prepare a lasagne for tonight - back in about 15 mins or so
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[14:37:45] <chromas> they should get on the hip train. int versions only, new one every week. then they could finally 'tackle' all the other pixar movies
[14:38:00] <chromas> lasagne++
[14:38:00] <Bender> karma - lasagne: 3
[14:38:17] <boru> Pixar movies? Say what?
[14:38:30] <chromas> debian version names
[14:38:48] <boru> Oh, right.
[14:39:17] <chromas> their pop culture references are as old as their kernels
[14:39:40] <boru> That was a running joke in the last place I worked. Coming up with silly names for releases.
[14:40:17] <boru> "YYYY-MM-DD-rXXXXXX - Coprophillic Corn-on-the-cob"
[14:40:44] <boru> Naturally, that didn't actually appear in release notes.
[14:41:58] <chromas> 2016-10-24-768 Natural Nugget
[14:42:25] <chromas> we need to give one of the bots a release name generator
[14:42:57] <boru> Make it so.
[14:44:08] <chromas> "Unlike Devuan which uses PulseAudio"...for shame
[14:44:45] <boru> Apparently that crap is in Slack 11, because of some bluez dep.
[14:44:52] <chromas> pulseaudio needs a better gui though. it has some nifty features
[14:45:16] <chromas> like you can insert filters and stuff, but I think only veromix and the command line give you access to it
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[14:47:04] <chromas> I dunno, last I checked pulse wasn't default in arch
[14:47:22] * chromas has it installed though
[15:12:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, after fighting with nfs for a couple hours to get my dev vm working proper again, spoiler tags are working on it.
[15:13:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> not pretty yet, mind ya, but working
[16:16:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Anonymity of Tor Users and Wikipedia Editors - http://sylnt.us - this-took-a-study-to-figure-out?
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[16:21:55] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 12°C/54°F, 9:21 am GMT-7, Monday, 24 October 2016
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[16:45:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> butts++
[16:45:19] <Bender> karma - butts: 3
[16:45:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> farts--
[16:45:26] <Bender> karma - farts: 0
[16:45:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> farts--
[16:45:29] <Bender> karma - farts: -1
[16:58:42] <swiss> farts++ they feel great
[16:58:42] <Bender> karma - farts: 0
[16:58:47] <swiss> butts++
[16:58:47] <Bender> karma - butts: 4
[16:58:54] <swiss> coffee--
[16:58:55] <Bender> karma - tea: 561
[16:58:57] <swiss> :(
[16:59:37] <boru> Heh, subtle.
[17:01:14] <cmn32480> blame TMB
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[17:13:43] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[17:13:45] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 13°C/55°F, 10:13 am GMT-7, Monday, 24 October 2016
[17:19:48] <janrinok> #weather
[17:19:49] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. Lows overnight in the upper 40s. Tomorrow: Areas of patchy fog early. Mostly cloudy skies early, then partly cloudy in the afternoon. High 62F. Winds light and variable.
[17:19:57] <janrinok> ~weather
[17:19:58] <exec> 10Paimpol, France - currently 58°F / 14°C, partly cloudy, wind SE at 2 mph, humidity 87% - Monday partly cloudy (48°F:60°F / 9°C:16°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (47°F:61°F / 8°C:16°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (46°F:62°F / 8°C:17°C), Thursday partly cloudy (46°F:61°F / 8°C:16°C)
[17:26:30] <alexbst> ~weather
[17:26:31] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[17:26:36] <alexbst> ~weather London
[17:26:37] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 55°F / 13°C, partly cloudy, wind NE at 5 mph, humidity 69% - Monday scattered showers (45°F:57°F / 7°C:14°C), Tuesday scattered showers (47°F:60°F / 8°C:16°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (46°F:61°F / 8°C:16°C), Thursday partly cloudy (49°F:61°F / 9°C:16°C)
[17:27:30] <janrinok> hi alexbst
[17:30:35] <alexbst> hoi
[17:30:43] <janrinok> hows things?
[17:30:49] <alexbst> the internet is amusing of late
[17:30:51] <alexbst> I'm engaged
[17:30:56] <janrinok> lol
[17:31:00] <alexbst> the trumpening might actually happen
[17:31:10] <janrinok> well I keep hoping not...
[17:31:16] <alexbst> life is good despite it potentially all fall to shit soon
[17:31:37] <janrinok> what is life without a bit of a challenge and excitement?
[17:31:50] <alexbst> well, I'm about as ready for life as I will ever be
[17:32:37] <janrinok> had a good weekend?
[18:07:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cheran: The Town That Threw Out Police, Politicians and Gangsters - http://sylnt.us - it-might-be-paradise
[18:15:32] <cmn32480> I'm out.
[18:15:39] <cmn32480> back on tonight from the hotel, probally
[18:15:43] <cmn32480> ~gngiht janrinok
[18:15:49] <cmn32480> ~gnight janrinok
[18:15:51] * exec deliciously waves a powerpoint presentation of cigars at janrinok
[18:15:57] <janrinok> have a safe trip
[18:16:07] <cmn32480> I hope you made S something tasty for dinner, rather than your usual swill
[18:16:08] <janrinok> ~gnight cmn32480
[18:16:10] * exec faithfully twerks an animated gif of unassigned skill points for cmn32480
[18:16:28] <janrinok> yep, I managed to prepare a lasagne, she liked it, swill or not
[18:16:48] * cmn32480 guesses she is just humoring you.
[18:16:55] <janrinok> better than you'll eat in-flight I bet
[18:17:05] <cmn32480> hey... I GET PEANUTS!
[18:17:11] <janrinok> a whole packet?
[18:17:14] <cmn32480> yep
[18:17:22] <cmn32480> maybe pretzel;s too if I'm nice to the flight attendant
[18:17:26] <janrinok> luxury - what's like in business class?
[18:17:39] <cmn32480> planes still ahve that?
[18:17:47] <cmn32480> I'm only allowed to fly cattle class
[18:17:49] <janrinok> over here - yep
[18:18:11] <cmn32480> interesting... .guess I'll ahve to come over there eventually
[18:18:13] <janrinok> I've always been cheap seats or crew - no in between
[18:18:50] <cmn32480> in between the cheap seats and the crew
[18:18:56] <cmn32480> that makes you the bulkhead
[18:19:12] <janrinok> I've been called worse things - today too
[18:19:30] <cmn32480> well.... tell S she ought not call you names
[18:19:46] <cmn32480> you made her a swill of a lasagne for crimony's sake!
[18:20:02] <janrinok> well crimony didn't want it, so S ate it instead
[18:20:08] <cmn32480> was it really brown lumps with grey sauce, or grey lumps with brown sauce?
[18:20:26] <janrinok> two colours? I'd never thought of that ...
[18:20:46] <cmn32480> grey lumps w/ grey sauce
[18:20:49] <cmn32480> got it
[18:20:51] <janrinok> no, brown
[18:20:59] <cmn32480> oooo
[18:21:01] <cmn32480> you rebel!
[18:21:04] <janrinok> with cheesy bits
[18:21:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, with you, there are always cheesy bits
[18:22:17] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, thanks - I think the world about you too
[18:22:50] <janrinok> why aren't you out murdering foosh or something?
[18:28:14] <cmn32480> Gotta run
[18:28:17] <cmn32480> have a good day kids
[18:28:20] <janrinok> bye, be safe
[18:37:55] <janrinok> https://boingboing.net
[18:37:57] <exec> └─ 13Audit reveals significant vulnerabilities in Truecrypt and its successors / Boing Boing
[18:38:23] <janrinok> now how do I submit a story from here...?
[18:38:35] <janrinok> ~submit
[18:38:37] <exec> usage: ~submit <url>
[18:38:45] <janrinok> ~submit https://boingboing.net
[18:38:48] <exec> └─ 13Audit reveals significant vulnerabilities in Truecrypt and its successors / Boing Boing
[18:39:19] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[19:32:38] <janrinok> time to go
[19:32:43] <janrinok> ~gnight all
[19:32:45] * exec defiantly reverse-engineers a tinfoil hat of irc logs from all
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[19:57:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Start-Up Lucid Motors Launches With 300-Mile Plus Premium Electric Sedan - http://sylnt.us - look-out-Tesla
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[22:43:58] <cmn32480_phone> ~gday soylent
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[22:45:05] <AndChat|596400> The airport is boring... like sirfinkus' mom
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[22:46:41] * cmn32480_phone yawns
[22:46:41] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into cmn32480_phone's gaping mouth
[22:47:16] <cmn32480_phone> Tmb can we get more than skittles? I am partial to m&ms
[22:56:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480_phone, homophobe
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[23:10:49] <cmn32480_phone> Nope... just prefer m&ms or reeses pieces
[23:11:14] <cmn32480_phone> Airport wifi blows. I keep disconnecting
[23:15:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i just used up my data while i was there.
[23:16:07] <cmn32480_phone> Tablet is wifi only
[23:16:22] <cmn32480_phone> Battery last a lot longer than the phone
[23:16:59] <cmn32480_phone> I am listening to these two people sitting next to me
[23:17:07] <cmn32480_phone> Just a very strange vibe
[23:17:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> fart. with enthusiasm.
[23:17:38] <cmn32480_phone> Not like terrorist vibe... but like secret stingers and leather and whips
[23:17:49] <cmn32480_phone> Wooton boarding
[23:17:56] <cmn32480_phone> Back in a bit
[23:19:36] <cmn32480_phone> Now we wait 8n lime
[23:20:12] <cmn32480_phone> That farming think has a certain amount of allure
[23:20:46] <cmn32480_phone> Yes gadsden some body has bo. And it ain't me
[23:21:32] <cmn32480_phone> Stupid auto correct
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[23:38:19] <cmn32480_phone> Yeesh. So much for an open seat next to me. But at least the dude is skinny
[23:38:51] <cmn32480_phone> And not hairy like a sasquatch
[23:44:26] <cmn32480_phone> Oh boy... I got a big one brewing
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[23:57:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Microsoft Was Unable to Meaningfully Improve the Software" - http://sylnt.us - many-will-not-be-surprised