#Soylent | Logs for 2016-10-16
« return
[00:06:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gourmet Ganja? Marijuana Dining is Growing Up, Slowly - http://sylnt.us - then-they-drive-home
[00:26:13] -!- TacoPie has quit [Ping timeout: 244 seconds]
[00:28:17] -!- chromas has quit [Ping timeout: 244 seconds]
[01:15:15] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[01:15:15] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[01:37:08] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:39:01] -!- Ethanol-fueled [Ethanol-fueled!~62b0c8c6@SectorZeroZeroOne] has joined #Soylent
[01:39:03] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 20°C/68°F, 6:39 pm GMT-7, Saturday, 15 October 2016
[01:39:28] <Ethanol-fueled> This is an awesome recap of the last Trump vs. Hillary debate:
[01:39:51] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:39:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, home-skillet
[01:40:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Just got done from more work at the mama's house.
[01:40:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Tired, drinking.
[01:40:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck, I hate drywall
[01:40:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> good man. speaking of, I HAVE SCOTCH!
[01:41:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Bleech. Scotch. It's a drink for lawyers.
[01:41:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... interesting point. it is also, however, a drink for broke-ass fuckers when they come into a minor windfall.
[01:42:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, I can understand its appeal. It's bitter as fuck. It drives the point home that you're gonna get fucked up drinking it.
[01:42:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, thas fair.
[01:42:48] <SirFinkus> scotch is good if you sip it
[01:43:00] <SirFinkus> I'll nurse a glass of scotch for like an hour
[01:43:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> two parts scotch, one part water, lil bit of ice. lets you taste the subtler flavors and goes down smooth.
[01:44:00] <SirFinkus> TheMightyBuzzard, you're an ass
[01:44:01] <Ethanol-fueled> It's hilarious that the first time I got drunk, and very fondly, was from Cutty Sark Scotch
[01:44:17] <SirFinkus> thing about scotch is that if you drink it quickly
[01:44:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gods! real scotch, man, not anything blended!
[01:44:27] <SirFinkus> the first few sips are amazing, but then it starts tasting like shit
[01:44:31] <Ethanol-fueled> See, the whole ice and water thing, that's something I never understood.
[01:44:39] <Ethanol-fueled> as the negroes say, "straight to the face"
[01:44:46] <SirFinkus> says the guy who adds absurd amounts of water to his scotch
[01:44:56] <SirFinkus> I'll do a spoonful MAYBE
[01:44:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, cuts the alcohol burn so you can notice the flavor.
[01:45:36] <SirFinkus> the burn isn't from the alcohol, that's more the warming
[01:45:45] <SirFinkus> you're diluting the flavor of the scotch
[01:45:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I drink some pretty goddamned bitter beers. And I drink them because their harshness guarantees getting fucked up.
[01:46:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, try some scotch ales. they will fuck you up fast.
[01:46:20] <SirFinkus> oh fucking highly recommend rogue brewing brutal ipa
[01:46:37] <SirFinkus> I went to portland last weekend and got a 12 pack of 22ozers for $20
[01:46:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> last one i had was like 15% alcohol
[01:46:46] <SirFinkus> at a "garage sale"
[01:46:51] <SirFinkus> scotch ales are gross
[01:48:31] <SirFinkus> this storm seems to be mostly over, it was pretty lame for us
[01:48:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, at least you guys can explain your preferences without getting laughed-at.
[01:48:39] <SirFinkus> thursday's was better
[01:48:50] <Ethanol-fueled> "what do you drink to get drunk?"
[01:48:58] <Ethanol-fueled> "Uh-- Gallo White wine"
[01:49:31] * TheMightyBuzzard smacks his gaydar, wondering why it didn't go off
[01:50:14] <Ethanol-fueled> It's practical. It doesn't make you fart like beer, and doesn't make you pass out on the floor with your pants pissed like liquor does.
[01:50:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> drinking wine to get fucked up is insane. you get a way worse hangover than with liquor.
[01:50:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, with red wine, yes. With white wine, no.
[01:50:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> with either. they can't distill out the methanol.
[01:51:09] <SirFinkus> TheMightyBuzzard: if you used the auto calibrate feature, it may have calibrated itself to your gayness level rather than just background homosexuality
[01:51:33] <SirFinkus> therefore it'd take an incredibly gay impulse to even register
[01:51:59] <SirFinkus> you should give it to a straight male friend to calibrate the noise floor on it
[01:52:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Being gay is pretty awesome. Easy to get laid, don't have to deal with womens' ridiculous bullshit.
[01:52:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, hrm... you may got a point there. i musta been watching too many milo videos lately.
[01:52:41] <SirFinkus> yeah, seems like guys would be more up front
[01:52:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, ya some chick was trying to tell a gay friend how he was born that way and he was all "no i wasn't. i just got tired of putting up with women's shit."
[01:52:56] * SirFinkus is dealing with some woman bullshit right now that wouldn'T happen with a guy
[01:54:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> believe me. if hairy man-ass did anything for me at all, i'd gay it up TONIGHT.
[01:54:24] <SirFinkus> what about twink shit TheMightyBuzzard?
[01:54:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i said man
[01:54:44] <SirFinkus> if he keeps himself groomed impeccably and bleaches and waxes his butthole
[01:55:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah, the bleach thing is bullshit.
[01:55:30] <SirFinkus> my cousin had his butthole lasered
[01:55:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i wanted a prissy little bitch, i'd just go with a chick and get boobs as a bonus.
[01:55:43] <Ethanol-fueled> waxing, okay. but the darkness of certain parts of the body has an exotic appeal.
[01:55:56] <Ethanol-fueled> For instance, some people have dark nipples.
[01:56:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt how to have anal sex
[01:56:07] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:56:09] <Ethanol-fueled> would you insist that they bleach those too?
[01:56:31] <SirFinkus> naw, I don't really care
[01:56:39] <SirFinkus> nipples it's more size and shape for me
[01:56:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, wrong link
[01:56:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Supramolecule" Created Using Two Negatively Charged Bisulfate Ions - http://sylnt.us
[01:57:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[01:57:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar
[01:57:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, let me predict what kind of nipples you like.
[01:57:41] <SirFinkus> go ahead
[01:57:42] <Ethanol-fueled> small, well-defined areaolas
[01:57:51] <Ethanol-fueled> small nipples
[01:57:59] <pinchy> pencil erasures
[01:58:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't give a shit but the puffy ones look weird to me
[01:58:20] <SirFinkus> ehh, you're close, but more specific
[01:58:30] <SirFinkus> I like that + a little puff
[01:58:45] <Ethanol-fueled> yeech. puffies are weird.
[01:58:52] <SirFinkus> just a touch
[01:58:57] <SirFinkus> not full puff
[01:59:09] <Ethanol-fueled> I used to call those "pear tits"
[01:59:14] <SirFinkus> I'm not really that picky though
[01:59:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you're not watching that second youtube link, you're missing some quality funny
[01:59:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, I'm not either. After all, nipplery isn't something that can be personally controlled.
[01:59:49] <SirFinkus> I'd have to pause my rammstein
[02:00:05] <SirFinkus> overall shape of the booby is more important to me
[02:00:21] <Ethanol-fueled> I've seen perfect tits: at least until I saw all of them. The areaolas were like bin lids, a good 4 inches in diamater.
[02:00:29] <Ethanol-fueled> with an ill-defined border
[02:01:08] <pinchy> how to get your gf to give a BJ after anal? like in the vids haha
[02:01:40] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[02:02:34] * Bytram gives exec a nudge
[02:03:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> pinchy, just get her really drunk
[02:03:44] <SirFinkus> that girl in the godfather movie (forgot which one) had some weird nipples
[02:03:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~title on
[02:03:59] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[02:04:08] <SirFinkus> ~titties on
[02:04:20] <SirFinkus> oh, do I need more privs for that one?
[02:04:20] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[02:04:23] <exec> └─ 13WikiLeaks posts Clinton's Goldman Sachs speeches in full - CNET
[02:04:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab titties
[02:04:28] <Bender> I don't know what titties said, so I can't quote them!
[02:04:53] <Bytram> !grab bender
[02:04:53] <Bender> I don't know what bender said, so I can't quote them!
[02:05:02] <Bytram> :/
[02:05:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab uranus
[02:05:09] <Bender> I don't know what uranus said, so I can't quote them!
[02:05:23] <Bytram> !grab you
[02:05:23] <Bender> I don't know what you said, so I can't quote them!
[02:05:33] <Bytram> !grab they
[02:05:33] <Bender> I don't know what they said, so I can't quote them!
[02:06:20] * TheMightyBuzzard busies himself playing hide the scotch
[02:06:49] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: s/otch/orch/
[02:06:51] <exec> <Bytram> <TheMightyBuzzard> busies himself playing hide the scorch
[02:07:43] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll bail now as well.
[02:07:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[02:07:51] <Bytram> ~gnight Ethanol-fueled
[02:07:53] <Ethanol-fueled> The Wine is kicking in.
[02:07:53] * exec retroactively $action a heap of surprise buttsex $preposition Ethanol-fueled
[02:07:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight Ethanol-fueled
[02:08:01] * exec clumsily farts a massive fart a data stream of expletives at Ethanol-fueled
[02:08:01] <Ethanol-fueled> I may be back later.
[02:08:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[02:08:14] <Bytram> toodles
[02:08:23] <Ethanol-fueled> speak gibberish about the Jewish conspiracy, and Amerika Uber AlleSS
[02:08:39] -!- Ethanol-fueled has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[02:36:40] <swiss> has soylent gotten contacted by CTR yet?
[02:45:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> whatsa ctr?
[02:45:40] <Bytram> there, that should hold the story queue for a while.
[02:45:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> you da man, Bytram
[02:45:52] <Bytram> I has no idea
[02:45:57] <Bytram> mare sea!
[02:46:05] * Bytram is also a *sleepy* man
[02:46:10] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[02:46:21] -!- crutchy [crutchy!~crutchy@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #Soylent
[02:46:25] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 23°C/73°F, 1:46 pm AEDT, Sunday, 16 October 2016
[02:46:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[02:46:32] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[02:46:47] <Bytram|away> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:46:48] * exec spontaneously flicks a smidgen of kryptonite watermelon at TheMightyBuzzard
[02:46:54] <Bytram|away> ~gnight crutchy
[02:46:56] * exec unjustifiably instantiates a purse of vindication for crutchy
[02:47:00] <crutchy> ~g'day #soylent
[02:47:01] <Bytram|away> ~gnight swiss
[02:47:02] * exec single-candidly deallocates a trunkload of chocolate rain from #soylent
[02:47:03] * exec homogeneously reticulates a BTRFS subvolume of silver coins for swiss
[02:47:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> swiss, i have no idea what a ctr is so i can't tell ya
[02:47:39] <crutchy> someone mentioned ctr somewhere sometime ago
[02:47:44] <crutchy> fiik when/where
[02:47:53] <SirFinkus> is that the hillary shill thing?
[02:48:02] <crutchy> yeah i think so
[02:48:22] <swiss> TheMightyBuzzard: CorrectTheRecord
[02:48:23] <swiss> yeah
[02:48:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> Chlamydia Trachomatis?
[02:48:42] <SirFinkus> I thought they just made posts and shit
[02:48:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, you mean the paid hillary shill?
[02:48:46] <crutchy> is anyone really voting for hillary or trump?
[02:48:56] <crutchy> the both suck each others knobs
[02:48:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, heard nothing from them
[02:49:00] <swiss> the one that is coordinating with her campaign for online (loophole, if it's "real media" it's illegal)
[02:49:10] <SirFinkus> no crutchy, everybody is voting for not hillary or not trump
[02:49:14] <SirFinkus> why our system is fucked
[02:49:21] <crutchy> vote for the other 2
[02:49:30] <crutchy> if you wanna fuck the system up, that would do it
[02:49:30] <SirFinkus> nobody actually wants these assholes
[02:49:33] <swiss> I'll prob vote for trump to see government's dirty laundry thrown out on the streets
[02:49:50] <crutchy> has been decades since a potus that wasn't republican or democrat
[02:49:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> there is that. i want me some johnson though.
[02:50:07] <swiss> i thought i wanted johnson, but then i heard him speak
[02:50:22] <crutchy> he can't be any worse than trump and hillary
[02:50:29] <crutchy> or jill stein. vote for he
[02:50:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> not really. he's kinda dumb. i do want the libertarians to get money and maybe in the debates next time though.
[02:50:32] <crutchy> *her
[02:50:39] <swiss> trump and hillary are corrupt
[02:50:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're fucked this time regardless
[02:50:46] <swiss> johnson is just kinda dumb
[02:50:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, proper fucked
[02:50:59] <swiss> seems like his brain was fried by some extra drugs
[02:51:07] <SirFinkus> trump would be more entertaining
[02:51:14] <crutchy> i'll keep an eye on you guys from the other side of the pacific
[02:51:22] <crutchy> wishing you luck
[02:51:39] <SirFinkus> don't worry crutchy, nobody cares about australia or what they think anyway
[02:51:49] <crutchy> thank goodnesss for that
[02:52:07] <crutchy> otherwise we'd have crosshairs on us too
[02:52:09] <SirFinkus> you can concentrate on killing cane toads and wrestling crocodiles
[02:52:16] <crutchy> lol true
[02:52:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://gab.ai
[02:52:23] <exec> └─ 13Gab [04Gave]
[02:52:34] <crutchy> exec, wtf?
[02:52:40] <crutchy> isn't monopoly here?
[02:52:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, nor chromas
[02:52:53] <crutchy> oh
[02:53:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think a cane toad ate them
[02:53:09] <SirFinkus> actually, if gary the goat dies, I'd be devestated
[02:53:16] <SirFinkus> but spelled correctly
[02:53:23] <crutchy> oh i think that 2nd bit was an attempted google translate
[02:54:06] <SirFinkus> poor gaz...
[02:54:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, forgot you gotta be signed into gab.ai until it's into full release
[02:55:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://i.sli.mg
[02:56:16] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, i dun geddit
[02:56:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> correcttherecord is a paid shill
[02:56:53] <crutchy> is that news?
[02:57:09] <crutchy> i assume everyone making loud noises in this election are paid shills
[02:57:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it's news that he's paid
[02:57:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> plenty of amateurs out there
[02:57:39] <crutchy> i don't think many amateurs can get a word in edgeways
[02:57:46] <crutchy> its all driven by $$$
[02:58:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends on how you consume media
[02:58:10] <crutchy> maybe
[02:58:20] <crutchy> its pure entertainment for me
[02:58:27] <crutchy> i assume everything is fiction
[02:58:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you're like me and NEVER watch tv news or hit the big news websites, money ain't buying them shit.
[02:58:57] <crutchy> i like watching bits and pieces
[02:59:13] <crutchy> some of it is so outwardly biased as to be mildly comical
[02:59:25] <crutchy> (on both sides)
[02:59:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> on an open platform like here or gab.ai, everyone can bust your nuts publicly so you better either be on the money or really good.
[03:00:12] <crutchy> sarcasm is my friend :p
[03:00:29] <crutchy> along with semi-decent troll sense
[03:00:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i prefer profanity
[03:00:41] <crutchy> nah profanity is too easy
[03:00:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> it makes me happy though
[03:01:07] <crutchy> that's what matters
[03:01:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof, which is why i'm still up drinking
[03:01:31] <crutchy> cheers o/
[03:01:43] <crutchy> ok mine is coffee
[03:03:21] <crutchy> ah oh... wapo is calling terrorists 'militia'
[03:03:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah cause militia is a bad word
[03:03:52] <crutchy> start the countdown till they link that to the 2nd amendment
[03:04:55] <crutchy> then all organized citizen militia groups in the US will be automatically terrorist cells/organisations
[03:05:02] <crutchy> bam!
[03:05:09] <crutchy> problem solved
[03:06:01] * crutchy calls alex jones with the scoop
[03:07:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder if that includes the national guard and IRR
[03:07:48] <crutchy> depends on whether they are with 'the good guys' (government) or 'the bad guys' (the people)'
[03:08:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> IRR is folks whose active duty term has expired but the military can recall them until a minimum of eight years has passed.
[03:08:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> right. smoke then bed. scotch has kicked in pretty good
[03:22:40] -!- chromas [chromas!~chromas@0::1] has joined #Soylent
[03:22:43] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, 17°C/62°F, 8:22 pm GMT-7, Saturday, 15 October 2016
[03:24:29] <chromas> You're giving away all my best secrets, exec
[03:36:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Large Comet Might have Struck Earth after that Dinosaur-Killer One - http://sylnt.us - earth-shattering-kabooms
[03:40:56] <crutchy> ~title off
[03:40:58] <exec> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
[03:41:01] <crutchy> ~g'day chromas sir
[03:41:03] * exec insensitively sets a sole datagram of pocket cmn by chromas
[03:41:30] -!- crutchy has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[03:41:57] <chromas> ~g'day crutchy leavenson
[03:41:58] * exec hideously cracks open a raid 0 volume of various cheeses for crutchy
[03:45:57] <swiss> i would love a raid0 volume of various cheeses
[05:06:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dark Energy Camera Finds New Kuiper Belt Object - http://sylnt.us - that's-no-moon...
[06:14:27] -!- Nerdfest has quit [Ping timeout: 244 seconds]
[06:35:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Proximity to Stars Inflates "Hot Jupiters" - http://sylnt.us - for-some-sizes-of-bathtub
[07:03:32] -!- Runaway1956 has quit [Ping timeout: 244 seconds]
[07:13:00] -!- Nerdfest [Nerdfest!~dougmcmil@590-29-771-243.cpe.teksavvy.com] has joined #Soylent
[07:29:51] -!- Runaway1956 [Runaway1956!~superoldg@69.57.klk.zox] has joined #Soylent
[07:29:53] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 23°C/74°F, 2:29 am GMT-5, Sunday, 16 October 2016
[07:51:35] -!- Runaway1956 has quit [Ping timeout: 244 seconds]
[07:59:23] -!- Runaway1956 [Runaway1956!~superoldg@69.57.klk.zox] has joined #Soylent
[07:59:25] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 23°C/74°F, 2:59 am GMT-5, Sunday, 16 October 2016
[08:26:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amoeba Stole Genes from Bacterium to Gain Photosynthesis - http://sylnt.us - light-fingered
[09:33:18] -!- Subsentient [Subsentient!~WhiteRat@vhost.removed.contact.irc.admin] has joined #Soylent
[09:33:20] <exec> welcome Subsentient: Phoenix, AZ, USA 3:33 AM Navajo County, AZ, USA (GMT-6), 21°C/69°F, 2:33 am GMT-7, Sunday, 16 October 2016
[09:56:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - October 11 Saw the First of Redmond's All-or-Nothing Monthly Patches - http://sylnt.us - some-folks-don't-need-flexibility,-apparently
[09:59:43] -!- muxer has quit [Ping timeout: 244 seconds]
[10:16:07] -!- muxer [muxer!~muxing@47.182.knq.pts] has joined #Soylent
[10:22:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:22:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2935
[10:23:35] <muxer> morning
[10:23:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, yo
[10:29:15] -!- muxer has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[11:03:31] -!- muxer [muxer!~muxing@47.182.knq.pts] has joined #Soylent
[11:11:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> re-morning
[11:37:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Montreal Protocol on the Elimination of Hydrofluorocarbons (HFCs) Signed - http://sylnt.us - HFCs-!=-HFCS
[11:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, okay so it looks like i could drop back to slackware 14.1 for a dev vm since it has a 4.x series gcc
[13:04:35] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[13:04:38] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:04:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2936
[13:04:41] <Bytram> !uid
[13:04:41] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6380, owned by brianhig
[13:05:24] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[13:05:25] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 41°F, mostly sunny, wind S at 10 mph, humidity 82% - Sunday scattered showers (44°F:59°F), Monday partly cloudy (29°F:53°F), Tuesday showers (45°F:50°F), Wednesday sunny (38°F:62°F)
[13:05:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Accused British "Flash Crash" Trader to be Extradited to the US - http://sylnt.us - where-were-the-air-bags?
[13:05:30] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[13:05:31] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 49°F, partly cloudy, wind SW at 5 mph, humidity 80% - Sunday partly cloudy (56°F:66°F), Monday mostly sunny (49°F:68°F), Tuesday scattered showers (59°F:63°F), Wednesday sunny (50°F:72°F)
[13:05:36] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[13:05:38] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 55°F, partly cloudy, wind SW at 14 mph, humidity 76% - Sunday mostly sunny (61°F:70°F), Monday partly cloudy (61°F:71°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (63°F:75°F), Wednesday sunny (57°F:74°F)
[13:05:51] <Bytram> ~weather toronto
[13:05:52] <exec> 10Toronto, ON, Canada - currently 65°F, mostly cloudy, wind SW at 12 mph, humidity 82% - Sunday thunderstorm (59°F:68°F), Monday scattered thunderstorms (62°F:63°F), Tuesday scattered showers (56°F:73°F), Wednesday mostly sunny (56°F:65°F)
[13:07:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[13:07:20] * exec cromulently hucks a rusty trombone of capsaicin at Bytram
[13:07:25] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:07:27] * exec unnecessarily culturally appropriates a buzzfeed listicle of sobriety from TheMightyBuzzard
[13:08:01] <Bytram> ~folding-rank
[13:08:02] <exec> 07371
[13:08:24] <Bytram> we're doing well, but it'll prolly take a step up to break out of the 3xx's before year's end
[13:08:38] <Bytram> http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[13:09:11] <Bytram> whereto? https://medium.com
[13:09:24] <Bytram> ~title on
[13:09:25] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[13:09:29] <Bytram> whereto? https://medium.com
[13:09:32] <exec> └─ 1310 Modern Software Over-Engineering Mistakes – Medium
[13:10:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[13:10:05] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6380, owned by brianhig
[13:10:10] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[13:10:59] <Bytram> looks like we're still averaging one new nick per day
[13:11:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd prefer more but thas good enough
[13:11:23] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:11:31] <Bytram> here's the last few months:
[13:11:31] <Bytram> 2016-06 31
[13:11:32] <Bytram> 2016-07 32
[13:11:32] <Bytram> 2016-08 31
[13:11:32] <Bytram> 2016-09 30
[13:11:32] <Bytram> 2016-10 12
[13:11:42] <Bytram> yyyy-mm count
[13:13:25] <Bytram> time to check the laundry and get ready for work... biab
[13:13:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp
[13:45:24] -!- Nerdfest has quit [Quit: Konversation terminated!]
[13:53:59] -!- Azrael has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[14:03:08] -!- Azrael [Azrael!~Az@vhost.removed.contact.irc.admin] has joined #Soylent
[14:11:03] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[14:11:05] * exec brazenly merges a photograph of CW with #soylent
[14:15:41] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[14:15:55] <Bytram|away> time to go to work... have a great day everyone!
[14:15:58] <Bytram|away> ~gday cmn32480
[14:16:00] * exec cromulently internalizes a raid 1 volume of $beverage in cmn32480
[14:16:01] <Bytram|away> ~gnight chromas
[14:16:03] * exec proverbially sodomizes an array of HP with chromas
[14:16:05] <Bytram|away> ~gnight cmn32480
[14:16:08] * exec irresponsibly evolves a heap of false promises from cmn32480
[14:16:09] <Bytram|away> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[14:16:11] * exec skeptically sodomizes a cylinder of source code with TheMightyBuzzard
[14:17:44] <cmn32480> ~gday Bytram|away
[14:17:45] * exec overratedly shoves a B cup of rusty nails in Bytram|away
[14:18:02] <cmn32480> ~gnight Bytram|away
[14:18:03] * exec casually crams a singularity of vindication into Bytram|away
[14:21:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[14:21:18] * exec insatiably flings a wine flute of pits at cmn32480
[14:23:41] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[14:23:43] * exec disturbingly piles a sweaty armpit of hold music on TheMightyBuzzard
[14:24:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, those sure were the pits
[14:29:06] <cmn32480> armpits mostly
[14:29:19] <cmn32480> though I have been to some places that do have decent hold music
[14:29:30] <cmn32480> sorry for the delay... my kids are up and hungry
[14:32:02] <boru> Consider Naptime.
[14:33:09] <cmn32480> it's only 10:30am...
[14:33:14] <cmn32480> that happens later
[14:34:24] * cmn32480 continues working on a cover letter for a new resume
[14:42:59] * cmn32480 just lectured his children on getting outside and being out from in front of their screens all the time
[14:43:09] * cmn32480 might be a tiny bit of a hypocrite
[14:43:14] * TheMightyBuzzard declares victory over mysql and decides on a victory nap before embarking on building apache/perl/mod_perl
[14:43:55] <cmn32480> see I read that as victory lap... then realized that TheMightyBuzzard doesn't run
[14:46:26] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[14:46:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chris Rock Reportedly Signs $40 Million Deal With Netflix for Two Comedy Specials - http://sylnt.us - he'a-real-stand-up-kind-of-guy
[15:19:43] <boru> cmn32480; not that naptime; https://www.youtube.com
[15:19:46] <exec> └─ 13Naptime! - YouTube
[15:22:07] -!- FatPhil has quit [Ping timeout: 244 seconds]
[15:23:21] -!- FatPhil [FatPhil!phil@azdr.ee] has joined #Soylent
[15:23:58] janrinok is now known as janrinok_afk
[15:42:00] -!- muxer has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[16:00:24] <SirFinkus> cave of qud is good as fuck
[16:28:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Newegg Now Owned by Chinese Company - http://sylnt.us - putting-all-your-neweggs-in-one-basket
[17:20:23] janrinok_afk is now known as janrinok
[17:56:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Secret Spice in Primal Gene Soup may have been a Thickener - http://sylnt.us - we've-got-to-stick-together
[18:24:25] -!- SoyCow1501 [SoyCow1501!~57b8c421@z97w4k447.dip9.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #Soylent
[18:30:49] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
[19:37:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Become Very Unpopular Very Fast with this DIY EMP Generator - http://sylnt.us - do-not-try-this
[20:58:48] -!- SoyCow1501 has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[21:06:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Annual Survey of American Fears Released -- 2016 Edition - http://sylnt.us - The-only-thing-we-have-to-fear-is...
[21:13:42] * NCommander rolls TheMightyBuzzard and smokes him
[21:13:44] <NCommander> muhahahaha
[21:13:55] <NCommander> ... course that was the start of the abcklog
[21:13:58] * NCommander kicks BIP
[21:14:57] -!- pinchy has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[21:15:07] -!- pinchy [pinchy!~krimskree@axg-01-89-53-201.tx.res.rr.com] has joined #Soylent
[21:28:22] <SirFinkus> NCommander: caves of qud, play it
[21:29:56] <NCommander> SirFinkus, ?
[21:30:06] <SirFinkus> I've been obsessed with it
[21:30:14] <SirFinkus> a roguelike
[21:30:20] <NCommander> I dusted off my nethack
[21:30:25] <SirFinkus> with MUTATIONS
[21:30:26] <NCommander> SirFinkus, I got to the Astral plane ... and died
[21:30:28] <NCommander> -_-;
[21:30:40] <SirFinkus> lol
[21:30:45] <SirFinkus> I'm still trying to finish the first question in qud
[21:30:57] * NCommander has been playing Kerbal Space Program again
[21:31:04] <SirFinkus> well, not strictly the first quest
[21:31:17] <SirFinkus> I have to collect 200 feet of copper wire
[21:32:19] <SirFinkus> http://imgur.com I'm not very good at roguelikes...
[21:32:21] <exec> └─ 13Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[21:55:36] -!- pinchy [pinchy!~krimskree@axg-01-89-53-201.tx.res.rr.com] has parted #Soylent
[22:01:15] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[22:01:18] <SirFinkus> lol
[22:47:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - OpenCAPI and Gen-Z - http://sylnt.us - still-has-to-get-from-here-to-there
[23:33:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> -+
[23:46:54] -!- malloc_free has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[23:58:11] -!- malloc_free [malloc_free!~michael@203.86.ish.hwu] has joined #Soylent