#Soylent | Logs for 2016-10-07

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[00:00:20] <mythterj> Well that certainly makes it private alright.
[00:00:36] <mythterj> error 500
[00:02:17] <takyon> heheh
[00:02:20] <takyon> still submitted
[00:02:39] <takyon> after my latest subs are approved, I should have about 1000 approved subs
[00:16:43] * SirFinkus is trying to finish up the folding story, but stanfords fucking site is down
[00:29:16] <takyon> ouch
[00:29:51] <takyon> less crucial than the FCC being down or whatever they did there
[00:40:01] <mythterj> FCC back up for me. Still, one arm of the gumment offering protectio while the other arm is patting me down and copying every byte just strikes me as synical at best,
[00:51:45] <chromas> it's the american way
[01:06:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> is not. has nothing to do with beer and guns .
[01:06:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless they got drunk and shot the server
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[01:45:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i may hafta make a trip to nashville saturday. brad paisley's playing the opry.
[01:45:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt brad paisley ticks
[01:45:35] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:26:05] <Bytram> !uid
[02:26:05] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6372, owned by grvtrcr
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[02:47:55] <Bytram> #sammich Pigeonburger
[02:47:55] * MrPlow sneaks up behind Pigeonburger and cuts their throat
[02:47:55] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced Pigeonburger's corpse sammiches for everyone in #Soylent
[02:48:24] <Bytram> no ill will intended, was just curious how that would get parsed byt he 'bot.
[02:48:38] <Bytram> s/byt he/by the/
[02:48:39] <exec> <Bytram> no ill will intended, was just curious how that would get parsed by the 'bot.
[03:14:51] <Bytram> ~gnight #Soylent
[03:14:52] * exec explicitly bitchslaps a fat12 volume of NCommander with #Soylent
[03:14:58] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:15:58] * chromas remembers illwill brand tee shirts
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[05:03:06] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[05:03:07] <Nacho> ^ 03SN Submission by takyon: Backpage's Dallas Offices Raided, CEO Charged With "Pimping"
[05:05:21] * SirFinkus feels sorry for lil Jimmy Norton
[05:06:00] * takyon finishes meat packing his hookers
[05:06:19] * takyon returns to Craigslist
[05:08:50] <muxer> I have actually used backpage twice
[05:09:43] <takyon> are you part of the 1% that uses it for pets and apartments?
[05:11:26] <takyon> (rereads own submission)
[05:11:43] <takyon> "But the company's internal revenue reports show that from January 2013 to March 2015, nearly 99% of Backpage's worldwide income was generated from the web site's "adult" section, according to charging documents filed in California. The company collected over $51 million revenue in California during that period."
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[05:30:26] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[05:30:27] <Nacho> ^ 03SN Submission by takyon: LinkedIn Introduces "Open Candidates" Feature to Help Employees Look for a Better Job
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[10:26:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:26:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2908
[11:06:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.standard.co.uk
[11:06:42] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:07:07] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:14:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:14:51] <MrPlow> Today: Plentiful sunshine. High 88F. Winds NNW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Sunny skies. High 74F. Winds NNE at 10 to 20 mph.
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[11:23:52] <weeds> happy Friday
[11:26:51] * TheMightyBuzzard tips his coffee cup
[11:26:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> back at ya
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[11:28:06] <weeds> what's on the agenda for today?
[11:29:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i was pondering some fishing but i think ima go over n help my less than handy neighbor put a freeze plug in and fix the brakes on his suv that the last guy who tried buggered up
[11:30:03] <weeds> but what about after lunch? :)
[11:30:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, pretty much. that shouldn't take more than two hours.
[11:30:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe some house cleaning. roomie kinda trashed the place while i was gone.
[11:31:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> -kinda
[11:31:06] <weeds> old brakes are like old plumbing.
[11:31:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> easy to work on?
[11:32:16] <weeds> The more you try to fix them, the more you find wrong.
[11:34:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, this is just a pads change. last guy didn't get them in quite right cause he couldn't figure out how to use a C-clamp or something.
[11:36:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> how people can go through life not knowing how to change brake pads is beyond me.
[11:42:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, have you been paying attention to the whole "brakes guaranteed for life" on newer cars bullshit?
[11:44:12] <weeds> I see. Brakes for life has been done by repair shops around here for a while. The pads are "free" everything else is charged.
[11:44:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> they put ceramic brake pads on new cars nowadays so the rotors, which aren't covered by the guarantee or warranty, get worn down instead of the shoes/pads. that way they get to charge you for new rotors and labor rather than just pads/shoes.
[11:45:17] <weeds> Nice and rotors are not cheap like pads.
[11:45:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[11:46:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> worth remembering if you happen to be in the market for a new car any time soon. make em put sane brake pads/shoes on or don't buy from that dealer.
[11:46:26] <weeds> Good advice. I don't do much work on my cars anymore. Did when I was in school.
[11:47:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> me either on my own but the simple stuff i still remember and don't mind helping a neighbor out with.
[11:47:47] <weeds> I stopped by my mechanics shop last week - good guy and a friend. He was ptting plugs in some van and had to take the intake manifold off. Not like my '69 olds delta 88!
[11:48:36] <weeds> Replaced my daughter's radiator in her jeep. Had to take the damn front end off he thing to get it out.
[11:48:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads
[11:49:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> used to be like 2-4 bolts and a couple hose clamps to do that
[11:50:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> if your olds is anything like other 60s cars you could fit two or three guys working under the hood at once and still have elbow room
[11:51:19] <weeds> yes!, I could sit on the wheel well and change the pligs. on the olds, that radiator replacement was a 20 minute job. about the same fo water pump, alternator, etc...
[11:51:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i remember working on a buddy's late 60s dodge dart. you could literally get under the hood with the engine and have room to close it if you took the notion
[11:51:48] <weeds> pligs? plugs
[11:52:01] <weeds> ha
[11:53:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> now 60s vw bugs weren't quite as spacious for mechanics but they did have the advantage of having an engine block you could lift out by hand (assuming you're in passable shape).
[11:53:08] <weeds> The olds had some kind of charcoal filter thing and a catalytic converter. No other extra crap.
[11:53:29] <weeds> plus "it was as big as a whale."
[11:53:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp
[11:55:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... believe it's nicotine time again
[12:10:01] <weeds> you now what I think about that... Visited my mom in the nursing home this AM. an barley fedd herself, can't get out of bed. Lung cancer is slowly killing her.
[12:27:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. s'all good here though. i may get copd but if i wind up with cancer i'll be the first in my family to since ever.
[12:40:22] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:40:24] * exec scientifically pairs a ¼ cup of expletives with TheMightyBuzzard
[12:40:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:40:59] * exec spontaneously launches a fistful of pink taco toward cmn32480
[12:41:12] <cmn32480> best place to buy rotors/drums is actually Amazon
[12:41:21] <cmn32480> I won that round
[12:41:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, believe ya did.
[12:49:10] * cmn32480 goes on amazon to get his new brake pads and shoes... by the time I get back from Toronto I'm gonna need 'em
[12:50:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, i doubt i'll ever need them again on my car. it mostly only goes to the lake when i go fishing and the lake's five miles away.
[12:50:33] <cmn32480> this will be the third set in 180k miles
[12:50:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've been doing oil changes every 1500 miles or so cause i can't bring myself to go a whole year without changing the oil.
[12:50:59] <cmn32480> I go 10k then change it
[12:51:14] <cmn32480> but I run a full synthetic because i drive a shitton
[12:51:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:51:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> newer engines that's what they recommend anyway
[12:51:59] <cmn32480> mine came w/ conventional
[12:52:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> 10k not synthetic
[12:52:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> least for the roomie's diesel that's what they said.
[12:52:52] <cmn32480> diesel is a different ball game
[12:53:23] <cmn32480> for newer gas engines running conventional oil, it varies between 5000 and 10000 miles
[12:53:41] <cmn32480> my car is a 2007, and was supposed to go 4500 miles between changes
[12:53:49] <cmn32480> on conventional oil
[12:54:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. they're actually making shit last better lately instead of making it break easier so you throw your car away and get another.
[12:55:34] <cmn32480> when I changed to synthetic, all the recommendations were 10k
[12:58:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. have been since castrol came out with syntec.
[13:11:36] <cmn32480> shoes... pads... new spring tool (old one is MIA)... lawn mower oil filer
[13:11:45] * cmn32480 feels like he is forgetting something
[13:16:51] <chromas> pants
[13:17:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> why bother with the lawnmower in october?
[13:17:54] <chromas> To scoop leaves
[13:18:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> jebus, bender is up to 127M RES
[13:19:27] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - need to have it because I will forget come spring if I don't duct tape the new filter to the steering wheel
[13:20:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[13:20:06] * cmn32480 has been a bad boy and did not change the oil this year
[13:20:08] <chromas> time to make exec take over Bender doodies
[13:20:16] <cmn32480> #samke chromas
[13:20:20] <cmn32480> #smake chromas
[13:20:20] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with 💩
[13:20:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice one
[13:21:08] <cmn32480> kinda appropriate
[13:21:10] <chromas> I'm disappointed in the font designer for not adding a smiley or flies like the icon version has
[13:21:48] <cmn32480> WIPER BLADES!!!
[13:21:52] <cmn32480> that's what I forget
[13:21:56] <cmn32480> *forgot
[13:23:00] <cmn32480> HA! and by sending it to the house, I get it on Sunday. Sweet
[13:24:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> fresh antifreeze too
[13:26:53] <cmn32480> I'm good there
[13:27:03] <cmn32480> and I don't think I can get antifreeeze from Amazon
[13:28:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly not but you can pick it up at any wal-mart/autozone you pass on the way home.
[13:28:57] <cmn32480> I did that last winter and when I checked it the color was still good
[13:29:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg. i've always changed it yearly.
[13:30:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> may not need to but it don't hurt
[13:30:10] <cmn32480> I was always taught every 2 to 3 years, or if the color goes shitty
[13:30:56] <cmn32480> https://www.cars.com
[13:30:58] <Nacho> ^ 03How Often Should I Change Engine Coolant?
[13:31:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i don't particularly wanna go bang my knuckles this morning.
[13:31:51] <cmn32480> then be careful and instruct HIM so he bangs HIS knuclkes
[13:32:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, this guy could fuck up an anvil.
[13:32:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's anti-handy not just non-handy
[13:34:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> he borrowed my other neighbor's new push mower and decided to check the oil for her then goes and pours 3/4 of a quart into the thing and blows out the oil seals.
[13:35:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> also somehow managed to ruin the ends and the plug to his battery charger
[13:36:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> was out one day trying to mow 12" grass with the mulching flap down on a borrowed mower until i caught him.
[13:37:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> left his suv out over the winter with nothing but water in the radiator, which is why i have to put a freeze plug in this morning
[13:42:45] <chromas> just add salt to keep it from freezing ;)
[13:46:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[13:46:45] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a microaggression
[13:48:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.phoronix.com
[13:48:59] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[13:49:04] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[13:51:00] janrinok_afk is now known as janrinok
[13:51:08] <janrinok> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:51:10] * exec covertly throws a cc of kryptonite watermelon at TheMightyBuzzard
[13:51:11] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480
[13:51:13] * exec diarrhetically flicks an A cup of tastesicles at cmn32480
[13:51:18] <janrinok> gday chromas
[13:51:35] <chromas> ~g'day janrinok
[13:51:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday janrinok
[13:51:37] * exec irresponsibly pours a hollowed out iMac of feminism for janrinok
[13:51:38] * exec hideously tosses a misused Excel sheet of windows 10 to janrinok
[13:51:49] * TheMightyBuzzard wins
[13:52:02] <chromas> 10inism
[13:57:26] * TheMightyBuzzard heads out to go be neighborly
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[14:16:51] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 19°C/67°F, 9:16 am GMT-5, Friday, 7 October 2016
[14:17:04] <janrinok> hi Runaway1956
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[14:17:05] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Poseidon
[14:17:07] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 12°C/54°F, 7:17 am GMT-7, Friday, 7 October 2016
[14:17:12] <janrinok> ~gday mechanicjay
[14:17:14] * exec seductively scissors a thing of vespian gas for mechanicjay
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[14:41:23] <Bytram|away> ~weather presque isle
[14:41:24] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 61°F / 16°C, sunny, wind SW at 3 mph, humidity 75% - Friday mostly sunny (45°F:74°F / 7°C:23°C), Saturday partly cloudy (49°F:69°F / 9°C:21°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (34°F:57°F / 1°C:14°C), Monday partly cloudy (31°F:52°F / -1°C:11°C)
[14:41:27] <Bytram|away> ~weather portland, me
[14:41:28] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 65°F / 18°C, sunny, wind NW at 3 mph, humidity 67% - Friday sunny (51°F:69°F / 11°C:21°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (56°F:66°F / 13°C:19°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (42°F:61°F / 6°C:16°C), Monday sunny (41°F:59°F / 5°C:15°C)
[14:41:29] <Bytram|away> ~weather boston
[14:41:31] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 64°F / 18°C, sunny, wind E at 3 mph, humidity 65% - Friday sunny (53°F:69°F / 12°C:21°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (60°F:69°F / 16°C:21°C), Sunday showers (46°F:60°F / 8°C:16°C), Monday sunny (46°F:57°F / 8°C:14°C)
[14:41:36] <Bytram|away> !uid
[14:41:36] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6372, owned by grvtrcr
[14:41:44] <Bytram|away> oh yea...
[14:41:45] <Bytram|away> coffee++
[14:41:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2909
[15:19:10] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[15:19:12] * exec allegedly violates a printout of perl with janrinok
[15:20:32] <cmn32480> ~weather
[15:20:34] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 65°F / 18°C, cloudy, wind E at 4 mph, humidity 79% - Friday partly cloudy (64°F:73°F / 18°C:23°C), Saturday showers (58°F:68°F / 14°C:20°C), Sunday partly cloudy (50°F:62°F / 10°C:17°C), Monday sunny (49°F:63°F / 9°C:17°C)
[15:38:02] <mechanicjay> coffee++
[15:38:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2910
[15:38:17] <mechanicjay> ~gday janrinok
[15:38:19] * exec half-heartedly refactors a shaken bottle of degradation for janrinok
[16:04:55] <janrinok> ~weather
[16:04:56] <exec> 10Paimpol, France - currently 56°F / 13°C, cloudy, wind E at 7 mph, humidity 71% - Friday cloudy (51°F:58°F / 11°C:14°C), Saturday partly cloudy (54°F:62°F / 12°C:17°C), Sunday scattered showers (49°F:60°F / 9°C:16°C), Monday partly cloudy (51°F:59°F / 11°C:15°C)
[16:16:54] * cmn32480 needs an ap
[16:17:07] * cmn32480 needs a nap
[16:17:23] <janrinok> tell your boss I said you could have one!
[16:17:31] <cmn32480> thanks
[16:17:41] <janrinok> any more news on your sleepy friend?
[16:17:42] <cmn32480> he'll probably askl if I am gonna take it on the toilet
[16:17:56] <janrinok> ninja'd
[16:17:57] <cmn32480> I helpfully suggested that he take today off to get some rest
[16:22:09] <janrinok> I've just finished my editing for the weekend - I think. All done up to Sunday am here
[16:22:56] <janrinok> Bytram|away, has a run of 22 stories uninterrupted
[16:23:29] <cmn32480> I kept the full day out of the question for him.
[16:23:32] * cmn32480 is evil.
[16:23:41] <janrinok> yep - good move
[16:24:17] <janrinok> he needs to make sure that he doesn't overdo it either - he's now working all weekend
[16:24:36] <janrinok> how's J and the kids?
[16:27:57] <janrinok> brb 10
[16:28:40] <cmn32480> rJ and the kids are doing well. I'm dragging... but that is to be expected.
[16:30:41] <cmn32480> and I
[16:30:45] <cmn32480> m hungry
[16:31:53] <cmn32480> you better not overdo it eiterh
[16:32:02] <cmn32480> a dozen stories??? \
[16:32:09] * cmn32480 pulls out the cold wet noodle again
[16:40:07] <janrinok> 11 I think, spread over 2 days
[16:41:15] <cmn32480> in a row...
[16:41:24] <janrinok> true
[16:41:37] <cmn32480> careful there big boy
[16:41:56] <janrinok> you've been listening to rumours again ...
[16:42:11] * cmn32480 notes janrinok's medical history
[16:43:02] <cmn32480> don't push too hard.
[16:43:28] <cmn32480> I know I've been a slack ass
[16:43:45] <janrinok> you've been busy, and limping along
[16:44:10] <cmn32480> <groan>
[16:45:00] <janrinok> how are the tap dancing lessons coming along, anyway?
[16:45:48] <cmn32480> not too bad
[16:45:49] * janrinok wonders if 'muricans call it faucet dancing?
[16:45:51] <cmn32480> better day by day
[16:46:05] * cmn32480 only dances when the wife forces him
[16:46:39] <janrinok> and you probably don't give her the opportunity to force you to dance very often
[16:47:08] <cmn32480> she can only stand black and blue toes every once in a great while
[16:47:19] <janrinok> good point
[16:50:11] <cmn32480> I've got 2 left feet....
[16:50:20] <cmn32480> and one is in a gigantic boot
[16:52:37] <janrinok> I've heard that it doesn't affect your dancing abilities - anyone else, yes it would, but not you
[16:58:18] <janrinok> brb 15
[17:05:20] <janrinok> back
[17:08:24] <cmn32480> sure
[17:08:33] <cmn32480> insult my non-existent dancing skillset
[17:08:51] <cmn32480> I'll have you know that I have never been able to dance for crap.. and I don't really care to learn
[17:08:53] <janrinok> I thought I just had... Oh, I get it now :)
[17:09:02] <cmn32480> I'll probably break an ankle if I did
[17:09:12] <janrinok> bit like walking with scouts then?
[17:09:30] <cmn32480> doesn't ahve to be with the schouts... walking in general is a challenege most days
[17:09:39] <cmn32480> add chewing gum to that.. and it's game over!
[17:10:10] <janrinok> no wonder your bosses keep sending you away
[17:11:12] <cmn32480> they hope I get hurt on a customer site adn I can sue them so I'll quit woking hedre
[17:11:20] <janrinok> lol
[17:13:53] <cmn32480> if my walking was half as bad as my tpyoing, I'd be set for life!
[17:15:06] <janrinok> you can only dream
[17:15:49] <cmn32480> uh huh
[17:16:00] <janrinok> have you eaten yet?
[17:16:05] <cmn32480> nope
[17:16:09] <cmn32480> ordered food.. not here yet
[17:16:16] * cmn32480 IS getting grumpy
[17:16:27] * cmn32480 IS getting grumpy-er
[17:17:15] <cmn32480> what about you? you get to eat today?
[17:17:34] <cmn32480> and what fabulous thing did you whip up in the kitchen for the delight of you and S?
[17:17:43] <cmn32480> 1) tell her I said Hi!
[17:17:54] <cmn32480> 2) Hows she feeling today? better than yesterday?
[17:18:05] <janrinok> we've just finished eating dinner, I made a tajine based on N African spices et
[17:18:10] <janrinok> etc*
[17:18:52] <janrinok> S is much better thanks, and I have just shouted your 'hi' - she sends an 'hello' back!
[17:19:35] <janrinok> lunch was a mackerel salad
[17:19:37] * cmn32480 giggles
[17:19:44] <cmn32480> pretty girls always make me do that
[17:19:59] <cmn32480> woooo fancy!
[17:20:00] <janrinok> I have to agree with you there :)
[17:20:11] <cmn32480> sounds like I need to hire you as the cook in my house
[17:20:22] <cmn32480> you do chicken nuggets and spaghetti?
[17:21:03] <janrinok> funny thing is, I've now been asked by several of the people that we know to show them how I cook the meals that I produce. Nurses, home-helpers, etc
[17:21:26] * cmn32480 smells a new business opportunity for Janrinok
[17:21:44] <janrinok> There is nothing clever about it, just a case of having the confidence to try different things.
[17:22:06] * cmn32480 checks that and finds it lacking in his children
[17:22:28] <janrinok> Once you learn the basic combinations of ingredients for Chinese, Middle Eastern, African cuisine, you just apply them to what you have
[17:23:00] <janrinok> Chinese is base on Soy sauce, garlic and ginger.
[17:24:21] <janrinok> just put chopped veggies in a pan with a bit of hot oil, add crushed garlic and chopped ginger, and once they are colouring nicely, add a good splash of soy sauce.
[17:24:50] <janrinok> server and eat - but remember to give them a posh sounding name.
[17:25:23] <janrinok> people start a meal with their eyes and nose, pick bright colours, the smell of garlic and ginger, and it's all done
[17:29:02] <janrinok> you'll have to go and eat now ....
[17:30:43] <janrinok> ~weather
[17:30:45] <exec> 10Paimpol, France - currently 55°F / 13°C, cloudy, wind E at 4 mph, humidity 70% - Friday cloudy (51°F:58°F / 11°C:14°C), Saturday partly cloudy (53°F:62°F / 12°C:17°C), Sunday scattered showers (49°F:61°F / 9°C:16°C), Monday partly cloudy (51°F:59°F / 11°C:15°C)
[17:31:01] <janrinok> it's going to be a cool night
[17:35:37] <cmn32480> time to set fire to the couches?
[17:35:47] <janrinok> we burnt them last year
[17:36:40] <cmn32480> burning you milk crate won't help then... just poison the air
[17:37:01] <janrinok> nah, plastic always smells bad too
[17:38:01] <cmn32480> yeah...
[17:38:11] <cmn32480> ah well... blankets and hot tea it is!
[17:38:34] <janrinok> yep, another exciting winter for us poor pensioners
[17:39:42] <cmn32480> quiet.... watching the snow fall
[17:40:18] <janrinok> it's snowing where you are?
[17:41:15] <janrinok> ah, you mean that is how we will spend our time? Oh, no, curtains drawn and shutters closed, with just a candle to cook by
[17:42:41] <janrinok> damn, its getting dark here already
[17:43:31] <cmn32480> that happens... every day!
[17:43:56] <cmn32480> if you wait long enough, it'll come back up in the morning
[17:43:59] <janrinok> depends on where you live
[17:44:15] <cmn32480> where YOU are
[17:44:36] <cmn32480> get above the Arctic or Antarctic circle... and you would be correct.
[17:45:06] <janrinok> you don't have to go quite that far to have days that don't go perfectly dark
[17:45:31] <cmn32480> fair enough
[17:54:18] <cmn32480> yay! lunch has arrived.
[17:54:33] <janrinok> you have it delivered in? What you got?
[17:54:43] <cmn32480> same as you had for dinner last night
[17:54:51] <cmn32480> pizza
[17:55:46] <cmn32480> actually a calzone... but ais just a pizza folded in half
[17:55:54] <janrinok> true
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[17:57:22] <cmn32480> this one has all the innards of an italian sub, plus mozzerella, sauce and jalapenos
[17:57:35] <janrinok> want!
[17:58:11] <cmn32480> makle one
[17:58:18] <cmn32480> you do pizza dough
[17:58:31] <cmn32480> though I;m not sure if S can eat all this stuff
[17:58:46] <cmn32480> but instead of pizza next week... get a calzone or stromboli
[17:59:18] <cmn32480> you willl love it
[17:59:47] <janrinok> yep. But S can't eat gluten. You don't understand, the pizza van only does about 6 different pizzas, where we are you don't get food delivered to the door. It would have to come from 40+ miles away
[18:00:04] <cmn32480> oh\
[18:00:24] <cmn32480> guess janrinok is learning how to make a calzone/stromboli!
[18:01:49] <janrinok> I can make them, but I have to make a second gluten-free for S, and all of a sudden it doesn't seem like such a good idea. I've got a snack and drink planned for later when I watch TV for an hour or so
[18:01:53] * cmn32480 points out that the sticks are between janrinok and civilization
[18:02:26] <cmn32480> hmmmm
[18:02:28] <janrinok> it's also not part of the French culture. In the US, you expect such things
[18:02:53] * cmn32480 wonders what the delivery charges would be.... to send one over
[18:03:06] <janrinok> it would probably go cold too
[18:03:37] <cmn32480> likely... but you got an oven
[18:03:46] <cmn32480> they do have those out beyond the sticks, yes?
[18:04:40] * cmn32480 wishes he could share
[18:05:05] <janrinok> yeah, we discovered fire a couple of years ago but the only guy who knows how to make it only does it when we catch a large animal
[18:06:05] * cmn32480 sends the elephants janrinok's direction
[18:06:20] <janrinok> we'll be waiting - we love jumbo burgers
[18:06:46] <cmn32480> count your blessings.. I could have sent the Brontosaurus
[18:07:05] <janrinok> oh no, the bones from them get stuck in your teeth
[18:07:23] <janrinok> normally between the upper and lower jaw
[18:07:37] <cmn32480> I was gonna say... how many teeth do you not have???
[18:07:50] <janrinok> oh I've still got them both
[18:08:03] <cmn32480> one on top and one on bottom?
[18:08:34] <janrinok> of course, what did you expect, we are not Neanderthals you know
[18:08:37] <chromas> He calls them "twink" and "power bottom"
[18:08:55] <cmn32480> ~define twink
[18:08:56] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03twink: An attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intell...
[18:09:09] <cmn32480> ~define power bottom
[18:09:10] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03power bottom: Gay Male Term. Dominant Bottom. While a bottom is usually submissive to his partner, a power bottom enjoys maintaining control over the top and/or the penetration, the normally dominant role in gay ma...
[18:09:45] <janrinok> I'm failing to see that connection to teeth, but OK, I'll roll with it for now
[18:09:47] <cmn32480> mmmmmkay
[18:10:08] <chromas> "one on top and one on bottom"
[18:10:29] <janrinok> you seem to think that my teeth are opposite one another - what a bizarre idea
[18:10:54] <chromas> lefty and righty?
[18:11:07] * chromas has low humor standard
[18:11:25] <janrinok> well, how else would you get a Brontosaurus bone in there - you must think we are really backwards
[18:11:28] * cmn32480 is more wondering why chromas knows all the non-traditional ins and outs (pun intended) of the gay life
[18:12:27] * janrinok wasn't even going to ask
[18:12:29] <cmn32480> wooop found all the jalepenos!
[18:12:35] <cmn32480> they stuck them in the middle
[18:12:48] <cmn32480> holy hannah now I'm sweating
[18:13:15] <cmn32480> giggity
[18:13:21] * chromas gives cmn32480 spicy hiccups
[18:13:51] <cmn32480> #smake chromas for wishing evil
[18:13:51] * MrPlow smakes chromas for wishing evil upside the head with marmite
[18:14:15] <cmn32480> I've had the spicy hiccups... that SUCKED!
[18:14:53] <cmn32480> #smakadd spicy hiccups
[18:15:01] <cmn32480> #smakeadd spicy hiccups
[18:15:01] <MrPlow> "spicy hiccups" added.
[18:15:21] <cmn32480> ~gday-add >beverage spicy hiccups
[18:15:28] <cmn32480> ~g'day-add >beverage spicy hiccups
[18:15:38] <cmn32480> ~g'dayadd >beverage spicy hiccups
[18:15:43] <cmn32480> ~gdayadd >beverage spicy hiccups
[18:15:53] <cmn32480> exec: I hate you
[18:16:30] <chromas> ~g'day >beverage spicy hiccups
[18:16:31] <exec> added to beverages
[18:16:38] <chromas> ~g'day >beverage hatred
[18:16:39] <exec> error: beverage already exists
[18:17:04] <chromas> #smakeadd janrinok's tooth
[18:17:04] <MrPlow> "janrinok's tooth" added.
[18:20:59] <cmn32480> thanks chromas... what'd you do, look at the doc?
[18:21:44] <chromas> Nah, I add stuff all the time ;)
[18:23:30] <cmn32480> so you cheated and learned the command?
[18:23:33] <cmn32480> uh huh
[18:27:45] <janrinok> all that talk about food, I've just had to make myself a snack and a cup of tea
[18:29:59] * cmn32480 bets the snack is mushy to aid in gumming his food
[18:32:35] <cmn32480> ~gday >beverage the Gilligan's Island theme song
[18:32:36] <exec> added to beverages
[18:32:38] <janrinok> I pour the snack into the cup of tea, and then it doesn't require much chewing
[18:32:59] <cmn32480> does you snack come from a bottle saying 80 proof?
[18:34:32] <janrinok> sometimes
[18:34:52] <cmn32480> mine too
[18:34:57] <cmn32480> just not while at work
[18:35:01] <cmn32480> usuakllly
[18:35:02] <janrinok> some days, it is just necessary
[18:35:07] <cmn32480> <hiccup>
[18:36:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.defectivebydesign.org
[18:36:08] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[18:36:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> #pissoff
[18:36:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~submit https://www.defectivebydesign.org
[18:36:20] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[18:38:02] <janrinok> well, I can read that link but it might not parse easily for software
[18:38:48] <janrinok> cmn32480, does Mr Plow use a version of Arthur?
[18:38:55] <cmn32480> no
[18:39:04] <cmn32480> at least not so far as I know.
[18:39:07] <janrinok> Arthur does it ok
[18:39:18] <cmn32480> and for the standard ~submit command, exec does not use him either
[18:39:46] <cmn32480> crutchy and I (mostly crutchy) haven't gotten that far.
[18:40:02] <janrinok> what language are you writing it in?
[18:40:57] <chromas> is the arthur source open? /me would poke at it too
[18:41:08] <chromas> That page has no summary tags
[18:41:16] <janrinok> have you got an SN email?
[18:41:23] <chromas> no
[18:41:41] <janrinok> pm me with an email and I'll send you a copy
[18:41:44] <cmn32480> exec is PHP
[18:47:27] <janrinok> chromas - sent it
[18:48:55] * cmn32480 expects to see goatse links in every story now
[18:49:57] <janrinok> that's why we have editors ...
[18:50:09] <chromas> to make sure the links work
[18:50:48] <janrinok> :o
[18:51:13] <cmn32480> I believe it is more like :O
[18:51:31] <janrinok> cmn32480, I've never written in PHP, fairly sure that I will not be porting it over myself
[18:51:48] <cmn32480> exec can all pretty much anything
[18:51:53] <cmn32480> pythin
[18:51:56] <cmn32480> php
[18:52:02] <cmn32480> C++
[18:52:02] <Bender> karma - c: 61
[18:52:14] <cmn32480> chromas' mom on a Saturday night
[18:52:23] <chromas> exec runs scripts for all its functions, so really, you could probably replace the main script with a systemd unit
[18:52:26] <janrinok> so it's basically a linux shell?
[18:52:38] <janrinok> ah, systemd as well
[18:53:10] <chromas> it's got a core client script, then each thing, like ~g'day, is its own external script
[18:53:23] <chromas> crutchy++
[18:53:23] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 215
[18:53:47] <cmn32480> ]so it calls arthur in python... and no biggiwe
[18:54:43] <cmn32480> for all the spaghetti that he is, it is actually a well designed bit of fun
[18:55:08] <janrinok> which is more than can be said for Arthur
[18:55:58] <cmn32480> +0 Disagree
[18:56:21] <janrinok> mucho obligato
[18:56:52] <cmn32480> there was a different thing in mind when Arthur was being conceived... he wasn't designed to be an IRC bot
[18:57:15] <cmn32480> exec started out as the code for an electric toaster
[18:57:22] <janrinok> lol
[18:59:10] <cmn32480> and he turned out (kinda mostly) ok
[18:59:23] <janrinok> does he make toast yet?
[18:59:33] <cmn32480> cripe.. it could be Bender,,,,
[18:59:45] <cmn32480> no... his Celeron doesn't get hot enough
[19:00:43] <janrinok> afk 5
[19:01:00] <chromas> See, you should be using AMD
[19:01:16] * chromas give exec a pair of Athlon MPs
[19:01:36] * chromas and some marshmallows
[19:01:36] <cmn32480> why? so I can heat my office?
[19:01:53] <cmn32480> he is quite happy w/ his celeron...
[19:01:54] <chromas> Winter is coming
[19:02:12] <cmn32480> toiuche
[19:24:03] <janrinok> time for me to go. see you tomorrow, but if not, have a good w/e
[19:24:16] <cmn32480> ~gnight janrinok
[19:24:17] * exec fanatically scissors an ntfs volume of freedom for janrinok
[19:24:19] <cmn32480> sweet dreams
[19:24:24] <janrinok> ~gnight cmn32480
[19:24:26] * exec ceremoniously blows a pipe of Soylent Green at cmn32480
[19:24:32] <cmn32480> enjoy the w/e. try to get some rest
[19:24:47] <janrinok> will do - and you. Give my best to J
[19:24:50] <cmn32480> I think you win but it might be a tie
[19:24:55] <cmn32480> and to S
[19:25:00] <janrinok> bye
[19:25:06] <cmn32480> night
[19:25:33] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
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[19:58:31] <cmn32480> ~welcome on
[19:58:32] <exec> welcome already enabled for 10#Soylent
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[21:57:52] <Deucalion> weekend++
[21:57:52] <Bender> karma - weekend: 20
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[22:37:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Getting People to Mars: Boeing vs. SpaceX - http://sylnt.us - protecting-your-meal-ticket
[22:41:35] <Deucalion> ~weather
[22:41:37] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 56°F / 13°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind NE at 8 mph, humidity 82% - Friday partly cloudy (51°F:59°F / 11°C:15°C), Saturday scattered showers (46°F:62°F / 8°C:17°C), Sunday mostly sunny (44°F:60°F / 7°C:16°C), Monday scattered showers (46°F:57°F / 8°C:14°C)
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[22:46:35] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 11°C/52°F, 9:46 am AEDT, Saturday, 8 October 2016
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[23:13:00] <Deucalion> ~g'day crutchy
[23:13:02] * exec transphobically pukes a ¼ cup of baconated grapefruit on crutchy
[23:42:20] <muxer> ~weather
[23:42:21] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[23:42:40] <muxer> ~weather changsha
[23:42:41] <exec> 10Changsha, Hunan, China - currently 70°F / 21°C, mostly sunny, wind N at 13 mph, humidity 78% - Saturday partly cloudy (64°F:79°F / 18°C:26°C), Sunday sunny (59°F:78°F / 15°C:26°C), Monday mostly sunny (62°F:76°F / 17°C:24°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (62°F:76°F / 17°C:24°C)