#Soylent | Logs for 2016-10-06

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[00:11:12] <SoyCow5466> There is only one story in the Pending Stories list. There are some decent submissions, so we shouldn't have a problem lasting until the morning.
[00:11:27] <SoyCow5466> Thanks to any editors that pick this up.
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[00:23:50] <SirFinkus> lmao remember when I joked about using the wiki as a source code repo?
[00:23:51] <SirFinkus> https://wiki.soylentnews.org
[00:23:53] <Nacho> ^ 03Wiki: PerlModuleUsers
[00:24:35] <SirFinkus> click it quickly, because I'm about to nuke it
[00:26:55] <chromas> aw
[00:26:59] <chromas> just missed it
[00:27:58] <SirFinkus> it's just users.pl in a big codebox
[00:36:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Three Great Places to Live On Mars - http://sylnt.us - location-location-location
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[02:04:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Smoking Hot: Behold the Future of Pizza Delivery - http://sylnt.us - hot-out-of-the-oven
[02:05:12] <chromas> Out of the oven and into my mouth
[02:05:19] <chromas> pizza++
[02:05:20] <Bender> karma - pizza: 37
[02:13:57] <takyon_> fourth degree burns
[02:28:41] <takyon_> https://www.urbandictionary.com
[02:28:43] <Nacho> ^ 03Urban Dictionary, October 5: bromosexual ( https://www.urbandictionary.com )
[03:01:53] <SirFinkus> If I started a SN book club, would anybody be interested?
[03:02:01] <SirFinkus> I was thinking about something like that
[03:02:11] <SirFinkus> every month a new book
[03:02:14] <SirFinkus> sci fi or fantasy
[03:02:23] <SirFinkus> mostly sci fi
[03:03:03] <SirFinkus> story at the end of the month with discussion of the last pick
[03:03:32] <SirFinkus> and then one on the first of the next month with a new pick and a discussion of that (people bitching about the selection etc)
[03:03:48] <SirFinkus> people can suggest books and stuff of course
[03:04:02] <SirFinkus> all fiction I think
[03:13:11] <takyon_> i've been saying I want the book club
[03:13:19] <takyon_> fiction, non fiction or whatever
[03:13:25] <takyon_> and we should get a shiny nexus for it
[03:13:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon_, i wrote a lazyass's script to add nexuses
[03:13:55] <SirFinkus> I think I brought it up before too
[03:14:11] <SirFinkus> I think fiction would have more room for discussion
[03:14:25] <SirFinkus> but I could be convinced
[03:14:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nonfiction sucks. it's fulla assholes.
[03:15:12] <takyon_> I award you a Hugo
[03:15:17] <SirFinkus> I could run it with you takyon_
[03:15:29] <SirFinkus> you don't seem to be an asshole
[03:15:44] <takyon_> not yet
[03:15:45] <SirFinkus> as long as TheMightyBuzzard can't have any say
[03:15:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[03:16:00] <SirFinkus> because he'll just suggest Atlas Shrugged and shit
[03:16:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck no. dig her thought processes but that woman couldn't write fiction for shit.
[03:16:25] <takyon_> kicking it off with sci-fi is probably the best choice
[03:16:39] <SirFinkus> I have the perfect book
[03:16:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> no scalzi or ima go all #sadpuppies on yas
[03:16:49] <takyon_> also we could kinda self-promote by doing one of mcgrew's books
[03:16:52] <SirFinkus> TheMightyBuzzard, have you read The Fountainhead?
[03:17:02] <SirFinkus> that one was pretty good
[03:17:10] <SirFinkus> no chapter long author tracts
[03:17:18] <SirFinkus> that I remember
[03:17:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, noice
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[03:17:45] <SirFinkus> it's about an artist that refuses to comprimise his vision
[03:18:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we don know nothin bout that round these parts
[03:18:13] <takyon_> we should do one of mcgrew's books within a year of starting book club. it will give me an excuse to read it
[03:18:19] <SirFinkus> my suggestion for the first book would be A Canticle for Leibowitz
[03:18:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's a mcgrew?
[03:18:43] <takyon_> our sci-fi author user
[03:18:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya?
[03:18:56] <takyon_> hang on
[03:19:20] <takyon_> https://soylentnews.org
[03:19:22] <Nacho> ^ 03Journal of mcgrew (701)
[03:19:28] <SirFinkus> it won a hugo back when that meant something
[03:19:30] <takyon_> http://mcgrewbooks.com
[03:19:31] <Nacho> ^ 03mcgrew publishing
[03:19:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, i read that entry. half of it anyway.
[03:20:05] <SirFinkus> in 1961
[03:20:20] <SirFinkus> is any of that any good?
[03:20:36] <SirFinkus> I won't endorse shit books
[03:20:47] <takyon_> I don't know, I haven't read any yet
[03:20:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i will but i'm still gonna say they're shit
[03:20:55] <takyon_> despite my 1000+ submissions, I am very lazy
[03:21:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> "this is a shitty book but you should totally read it because the author gave me money to say so"
[03:21:17] <SirFinkus> I think after we do a few, we should get plenty of suggestions for shit
[03:21:23] <takyon_> absolutely
[03:21:31] <takyon_> also let me link this: http://www.sciencefriday.com
[03:21:31] <Nacho> ^ 03SciFri Book Club - Science Friday
[03:21:45] <SirFinkus> I wouldn't want to do a poll or anything though
[03:21:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hell man, before SN started up i was reading a book n a half or so a day.
[03:22:05] <SirFinkus> I'd want it curated, based on the passion and support a selection gets in the comments
[03:22:14] <takyon_> I listen to Science Friday sometimes and they do a book club type of thing. pretty good picks. They had Dune a couple months ago
[03:22:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't currently add non-staff curators
[03:22:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> isn't build into the code yet
[03:22:54] <takyon_> is that a nexus function you're talking about
[03:22:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[03:23:09] <takyon_> right, the great dream to become reddit
[03:23:15] <SirFinkus> wouldn't need any additional functionality other than the book club nexus
[03:23:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it'd be handy for books at least
[03:23:44] <SirFinkus> my thought is that we would literally read the comments on the suggestions story and see if there was anything good there
[03:23:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i know yall edmonkeys don't wanna curate the whole thing
[03:23:59] <SirFinkus> define curate
[03:24:00] <takyon_> I envision throwing people's book reviews into this nexus too. but we don't get very many of those anyway
[03:24:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, edit basically.
[03:24:38] <SirFinkus> I was just thinking we'd publish 2 stories a month, and read the comments for input on the next selection
[03:24:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i used to review books but you know me... kinda to the point.
[03:25:05] <takyon_> yeah, that sounds like a good idea. also, we may be able to run polls
[03:25:18] <SirFinkus> naw, I'm anti poll in this case
[03:25:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> did not make for well fleshed out reviews. "this sucked. here's why. i'm done."
[03:25:45] <SirFinkus> as a joke we could suggest one of NCommander's journal entries as a book
[03:25:46] <SirFinkus> on april 1 maybe
[03:25:59] <takyon_> it's too early to plan for the april fool's joke
[03:26:08] <takyon_> lel
[03:26:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> pshaw
[03:26:09] <SirFinkus> it's NEVER too early
[03:26:22] <SirFinkus> really, it should be under development all year
[03:26:35] * TheMightyBuzzard gets to work on a beta theme
[03:26:45] <takyon_> and then forgets it in a folder
[03:27:00] <SirFinkus> the most evil thing would be just a redirect to slashdot.org
[03:27:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> and accidentally commits it into master on github
[03:27:16] <SirFinkus> but that would be too good
[03:27:20] <takyon_> that'd be the most anti-user thing for so many reasons
[03:27:27] <SirFinkus> yeah, but I think of evil shit
[03:27:37] <takyon_> might even get search engines to label us as spam or some bs
[03:27:44] <SirFinkus> no announcement, no nothing
[03:27:46] <SirFinkus> just april 1 everything goes to slashdot
[03:28:29] <SirFinkus> ok, takyon_, you want to do this with me next month?
[03:28:42] <SirFinkus> we'll just pick something for the first month I think
[03:28:49] <takyon_> i'd love to do it. I think it requires TMB to make nexus tho
[03:29:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon_, i wrote something to do that for me. requires ./create-nexus slash bewks
[03:29:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> bam. done.
[03:29:46] <takyon_> should be exciting
[03:30:40] * SirFinkus created #bookclub
[03:30:42] <takyon_> you can send any book suggestions you want to my email and I will reply with any I might have. I am not too choosy so I will go with whatever you want
[03:30:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm.... recently found a good place to put in a site-wide word substitution
[03:31:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> that might be fun for 4/1
[03:31:15] <takyon_> also did you want newer, older, or obscure+older books in general.
[03:31:32] <SirFinkus> A mixture, but I think we should start with some more well known ones
[03:31:36] <takyon_> doesn't 4chan do a lot of word substitution
[03:31:49] <SirFinkus> not much anymore
[03:31:51] * TheMightyBuzzard casts a vote for TMIAHM
[03:32:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon_, i wanna be subtle about it. make it something that may not even trigger.
[03:32:33] <takyon_> speaking of trigger, TMIAHM will trigger our flat earth troll
[03:32:36] <SirFinkus> I'm a big fan of A Canticle for Leibowitz
[03:33:20] <takyon_> glanced at it, looks neat
[03:33:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> eep, 10:30. bed now. remind me when we do the site upgrade and i'll Bewks us up
[03:33:58] <SirFinkus> other suggestions: On the Beach
[03:34:10] <SirFinkus> 1984 too, but that one probably should come later
[03:34:31] <SirFinkus> make em beg
[03:34:35] <SirFinkus> night TheMightyBuzzard
[03:35:07] <SirFinkus> I suspect we'll have a long list of books pretty soon from the suggestions
[03:35:53] <takyon_> I'm interested to see what the participation will look like
[03:36:52] <takyon_> inb4 tv club
[03:37:09] <takyon_> and the NSA arrest article goes up in 3 minutes
[03:38:10] <SirFinkus> so mechanics wise
[03:38:19] <SirFinkus> I'm thinking we run one story on the 1st
[03:38:25] <SirFinkus> which is the selection
[03:38:57] <SirFinkus> one on the 15th, which is a suggestion story
[03:39:07] <SirFinkus> and then another on the last day of the month, which is discussion
[03:39:25] <SirFinkus> the 2nd and 3rd stories really could be combined, but the discussion threads would be weird
[03:39:46] <SirFinkus> which will probably happen anyway
[03:40:18] <SirFinkus> TheMightyBuzzard, you still up?
[03:40:24] <SirFinkus> had a thought
[03:40:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> barely. just got back from smoking
[03:40:44] <SirFinkus> how hard would it be to add a spoiler tag?
[03:40:51] <SirFinkus> I'm guessing fairly easy
[03:41:30] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[03:41:46] <SirFinkus> like the one on 4chan
[03:41:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly not too hard, even in pure css.
[03:41:56] <SirFinkus> it's just black, but when you mouse over, you can see what's written
[03:42:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, we can do better than that.
[03:42:17] * SirFinkus looks for one
[03:42:19] <SirFinkus> http://boards.4chan.org
[03:42:20] <Nacho> ^ 03/v/ - Borderlands 2 - Video Games - 4chan
[03:42:22] <SirFinkus> like that
[03:42:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> collapsed text in a differently colored div with a show button
[03:43:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> we basically already did that with comments already
[03:43:20] <SirFinkus> I've seen that too, I kind of like the inline spoilers better though
[03:43:31] <SirFinkus> but that's personal preference
[03:43:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[03:44:05] <SirFinkus> it seem to flow better for the reader if they just have to mouse over a spoiler and not break the paragraph or w/e
[03:45:01] <SirFinkus> "I was especially moved when 01,01SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE"
[03:45:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NSA Contractor Harold Martin III Arrested - http://sylnt.us - intelligence-matters
[03:46:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh this could be fun: http://madworldnews.com
[03:46:59] <Nacho> ^ 03Clinton Foundation HACKED, Hillary Stole More Than Taxpayer Dollars
[03:48:19] <takyon_> ill click on that
[03:48:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's all kinds of biased but you're not gonna find unbiased reporting on either candidate really
[03:49:51] <takyon_> Snowden, Martin, Guccifer2
[03:49:52] <takyon_> our heroes
[03:50:17] <takyon_> fuck em up
[03:50:18] <SirFinkus> what's the point of leaks anymore?
[03:50:27] <SirFinkus> I'm just assuming they're taking everything they can get
[03:50:32] <SirFinkus> and doing whatever they want
[03:50:41] <SirFinkus> not even revelations anymore
[03:52:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, really am goin to bed now.
[03:52:12] <SirFinkus> night again TheMightyBuzzard
[04:16:28] <chromas> should have a <censor> tag too
[04:16:50] <chromas> makes it all black but you can still open it in a pdf editor and see what's below
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[05:26:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UN Security Council Picks Next Secretary-General: Antonio Guterres - http://sylnt.us - Good-Luck!
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[06:51:48] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 25°C/77°F, 5:51 pm AEDT, Thursday, 6 October 2016
[07:01:32] <cool-wet-noodle> ~weather Bieber
[07:01:34] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[07:01:54] cool-wet-noodle is now known as frosty-noodle
[07:02:04] <frosty-noodle> ~weather Up
[07:02:07] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[07:02:14] <frosty-noodle> Hmm..
[07:02:46] <frosty-noodle> ~weather Sky
[07:02:48] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[07:02:51] <frosty-noodle> bleh.
[07:02:55] <frosty-noodle> ~weather Earth
[07:02:57] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[07:02:58] <crutchy> ~weather south pole
[07:02:59] <exec> south pole temp: -66 °F
[07:03:06] <crutchy> ~weather hell
[07:03:09] <exec> 4Washington, DC, USA - currently 13°C, cloudy, wind NE at 5 km/h, humidity 95% - Wednesday partly cloudy (12°C:21°C), Thursday partly cloudy (13°C:22°C), Friday partly cloudy (16°C:22°C), Saturday showers (12°C:22°C)
[07:03:14] <frosty-noodle> Heaven is pyongyang
[07:03:16] <crutchy> ~weather uranus
[07:03:18] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[07:03:23] <frosty-noodle> It's like it's broken!
[07:03:28] <frosty-noodle> ~weather South
[07:03:30] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[07:03:30] <crutchy> ~location uranus australia
[07:03:32] <exec> *** location "uranus australia" not found
[07:03:38] <crutchy> ~location uranus, australia
[07:03:39] <exec> *** location "uranus, australia" not found
[07:03:45] <crutchy> ~location uranus: australia
[07:03:47] <exec> *** location "uranus: australia" not found
[07:03:50] <crutchy> derp
[07:03:59] <crutchy> ~weather-add uranus australia
[07:04:01] <exec> name "uranus" set for location "australia"
[07:04:03] <frosty-noodle> ~weather Soylent
[07:04:05] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[07:04:12] <frosty-noodle> Pft. I think it died.
[07:04:16] <frosty-noodle> It used to spit out such cool stuff
[07:04:32] <crutchy> google went shit
[07:05:40] <frosty-noodle> ~weather Santa Claus
[07:05:42] <exec> 10Santa Claus, IN, USA - currently 66°F / 19°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind E at 4 mph, humidity 84% - Wednesday clear with periodic clouds (62°F:82°F / 17°C:28°C), Thursday sunny (59°F:87°F / 15°C:31°C), Friday sunny (52°F:85°F / 11°C:29°C), Saturday sunny (47°F:71°F / 8°C:22°C)
[07:06:54] <frosty-noodle> ~weather Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
[07:06:55] <exec> 10Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, UK - currently 50°F / 10°C, sunny, wind E at 10 mph, humidity 70% - Thursday mostly sunny (47°F:59°F / 8°C:15°C), Friday partly cloudy (48°F:62°F / 9°C:17°C), Saturday partly cloudy (46°F:60°F / 8°C:16°C), Sunday sunny (45°F:57°F / 7°C:14°C)
[07:07:01] <frosty-noodle> Ahahahaha
[07:07:03] <crutchy> ~weather spew pork
[07:07:05] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[07:07:15] <frosty-noodle> ~weather Cool
[07:07:16] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[07:07:21] <frosty-noodle> ~weather Pity Me
[07:07:21] <crutchy> ~weather wtf
[07:07:23] <exec> 10Pity Me, Durham, UK - currently 47°F / 8°C, partly cloudy, wind E at 5 mph, humidity 89% - Thursday mostly cloudy (50°F:57°F / 10°C:14°C), Friday cloudy (48°F:57°F / 9°C:14°C), Saturday partly cloudy (44°F:56°F / 7°C:13°C), Sunday scattered showers (44°F:54°F / 7°C:12°C)
[07:07:23] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[07:07:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Indonesian Arrested for Streaming Porn on Billboard - http://sylnt.us - shoulda-played-Tetris,-instead
[07:07:54] <frosty-noodle> Streaming porn on billboard..wasn't this something that happened YEARS ago?
[07:08:09] <crutchy> now its considered retro
[07:08:27] <frosty-noodle> Like tetris?
[07:08:37] <crutchy> like goatse.cx
[07:08:41] <frosty-noodle> Din dada ding lala da, da dii dada dun didida din da dun dunn
[07:10:53] <frosty-noodle> I wonder if..
[07:10:56] <frosty-noodle> ~weather Goatse
[07:10:57] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[07:11:00] <frosty-noodle> ~weather Goatsecx
[07:11:01] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[07:11:03] <frosty-noodle> ~weather Goatse.cx
[07:11:04] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[07:11:07] <frosty-noodle> Bah.
[07:18:43] <chromas> cover your shame, mon!
[07:18:54] * chromas stares at the frosty nood-ness
[07:18:57] <chromas> noodity
[07:28:01] frosty-noodle is now known as proud-noodle
[07:28:58] proud-noodle is now known as majestic-noodle
[07:29:06] * majestic-noodle stands tall.
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[07:37:25] <Psilynt> Hello.
[07:38:28] <Psilynt> Okay, nevermind. Wrong soylent room.
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[08:47:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Links Hormonal Birth Control to Depression - http://sylnt.us
[08:50:40] <Booga1> Oh, well that's gonna disappoint my depressed roommate.
[09:12:00] <chromas> We need to get everyone off birth control so we can more easily battle da terr'ists in 18 years
[09:12:16] <chromas> 18.75
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[09:49:23] <Booga1> 18.75 Years? Isn't that a bit pessimistic? I'm sure we can train people to wear bombs and use guns faster than that.
[10:01:39] <chromas> Well, true. But we're western civilization; we have rc bombers
[10:01:50] <chromas> We just need to train the kids like in Toys
[10:08:43] <crutchy> just give them the red pill
[10:16:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Supreme Court to Hear Insider Trading Case - http://sylnt.us - interesting-charges
[10:34:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:34:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2903
[10:36:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:36:39] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High 88F. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Sunny skies. High 88F. Winds NNW at 5 to 10 mph.
[10:36:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh...
[10:42:09] <Booga1> Better than Florida with winds at 110-150mph.
[10:43:15] <chromas> rss--
[10:43:15] <Bender> karma - rss: -2
[11:11:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather
[11:11:42] <MrPlow> Today: Isolated thunderstorms this morning, then mainly cloudy during the afternoon with thunderstorms likely. High 87F. Winds NE at 15 to 25 mph. Chance of rain 80%. Tomorrow: Rain showers along with windy conditions. High 83F. Winds NW at 25 to 35 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
[11:12:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather Key Largo, FL
[11:12:03] <MrPlow> Today: Tropical storm conditions likely. Rain showers along with windy conditions. High 84F. Winds NNW at 25 to 35 mph. Chance of rain 70%. Tomorrow: Cloudy with gusty winds. High 86F. Winds SW at 25 to 35 mph.
[11:20:23] * TheMightyBuzzard is having fun Trolling With Facts
[11:22:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> destroying someone's happy-shiny worldview with the truth is the bestest way to troll
[11:49:37] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[11:49:39] * exec romantically twerks a stein of feministing droppings for #soylent
[11:53:11] <crutchy> <exec> STDERR IN [php scripts/comment_feed.php '' '' 'exec' '~comments-internal']: PHP Warning: stream_socket_client(): unable to connect to tls://soyl2000entnews.org:443
[11:53:14] <crutchy> wtf?
[11:53:25] <crutchy> soyl2000entnews.org lol
[11:53:49] <cmn32480> what'd you do crutchy?
[11:56:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mylan Overcharged U.S. Government on EpiPens - http://sylnt.us - shoulda-got-the-EpiPencils
[11:56:59] <crutchy> i dunno
[11:57:14] <crutchy> an extra 2000 ended up in there somehow
[11:57:40] <crutchy> anyway, off to bed for me
[11:57:47] <crutchy> only an hour till friday woohoo
[11:58:32] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[11:58:34] * exec prematurely cracks open a boatload of coffee for #soylent
[11:58:42] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:58:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2904
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[12:07:25] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:07:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2905
[12:07:32] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:07:34] * exec carefully internalizes an amulet of poofy onion cheese dip in TheMightyBuzzard
[13:15:36] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[13:27:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Israeli Spy Tech Company Allegedly Cracks WhatsApp Encryption - http://sylnt.us - I-can-fly,-allegedly
[13:29:58] -!- jsb-85 [jsb-85!Bender@Soylent/BotArmy] has joined #Soylent
[13:32:03] -!- Bender has quit [Ping timeout: 244 seconds]
[13:32:03] jsb-85 is now known as Bender
[13:36:17] <cmn32480> Wow... takes a lot to break Bender!
[13:39:34] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[13:39:36] * exec disturbingly scissors a loaded diaper of sum yun gai for janrinok
[13:39:49] <boru> Goodness.
[13:40:14] <cmn32480> that'll put sum yun gai all over the place if you puncture the diaper
[13:40:32] <boru> You might say it's a...dirty bomb.
[13:40:51] <cmn32480> Oh poo... you beat me to it!
[13:41:21] <boru> I wasn't going toilet you get away with that one.
[13:41:29] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480
[13:41:31] * exec single-candidly launches a TCP stream of Hitler did nothing wrong toward cmn32480
[13:41:34] <janrinok> ~day boru
[13:41:44] <janrinok> ~gday boru
[13:41:45] * exec whole-heartedly scissors an i/o stream of agreement for boru
[13:41:48] <boru> ~gday janrinok
[13:41:49] <janrinok> ~weather
[13:41:50] * exec $adverb bitchslaps a DD cup of AIDS with janrinok
[13:41:51] <exec> 10Paimpol, France - currently 59°F / 15°C, sunny, wind E at 19 mph, humidity 51% - Thursday partly cloudy (49°F:59°F / 9°C:15°C), Friday mostly cloudy (51°F:60°F / 11°C:16°C), Saturday partly cloudy (52°F:62°F / 11°C:17°C), Sunday partly cloudy (48°F:59°F / 9°C:15°C)
[13:41:56] <boru> No! Not iostream!
[13:42:05] <boru> Back, C++, back I say!
[13:42:14] <janrinok> Yes! iostream them all!
[13:45:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[13:45:16] * exec proverbially pairs a keg of 2 steak shit with cmn32480
[13:45:30] <janrinok> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:45:32] * exec prematurely embiggens a Borg cube of turkey bacon with TheMightyBuzzard
[13:45:35] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:45:37] * exec overratedly terrorizes a spoon of jingly keys with TheMightyBuzzard
[13:45:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday janrinok
[13:45:39] * exec half-heartedly hucks a staff of bass hole at janrinok
[13:45:45] <cmn32480> ~gday boru
[13:45:47] * exec provocatively embiggens a 40 of clockwork oranges with boru
[13:45:53] <boru> ~gday cmn32480
[13:45:54] <cmn32480> it's a ~gday fest!
[13:45:57] * exec metrosexually hucks a sweaty armpit of rocket sauce at cmn32480
[13:45:58] <boru> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:46:00] * exec figuratively terrorizes a pittance of breakfast chili with TheMightyBuzzard
[13:46:06] <boru> ~gday boru
[13:46:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday boru
[13:46:09] * exec abrasively cracks open a wad of murcan freedum! for boru
[13:46:11] * exec metrosexually culturally appropriates an msi package of diabetes from boru
[13:46:19] * TheMightyBuzzard wins all the way around
[13:46:39] <cmn32480> looks that way
[13:46:41] <janrinok> well, that cleared the air, and the channel ....
[13:47:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://techraptor.net
[13:47:07] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:47:32] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:48:23] <cmn32480> I'm glad it ceared the air.. that fart that I droopped was making my eyes water
[13:49:21] <janrinok> I've noted a recurring theme regarding flatulence in many of your recent comments
[13:49:41] <janrinok> have you recently changed your diet?
[13:50:14] <chromas> [Flatulence]
[13:50:23] <cmn32480> yes
[13:50:24] <chromas> closed_captioning++
[13:50:24] <Bender> karma - closed_captioning: 1
[13:50:39] <janrinok> ~gday chromas
[13:50:40] * exec covertly generates a small script that substitutes a triply-linked list of excitement for chromas
[13:50:41] <cmn32480> I'm eating an entire wicker swingset each morning to get my fiber
[13:50:50] <chromas> ~g'day janrinok
[13:50:52] * exec literally spews a bucket of bling blong on janrinok
[13:51:03] <janrinok> thank you for that
[13:51:07] <chromas> room wasn't quite clear enough ;)
[13:51:08] <cmn32480> ~gday chromas
[13:51:10] * exec accidentally shoves promises of 💩 in chromas
[13:51:12] <janrinok> ... I shall treasure your gift
[13:51:17] <chromas> ~g'day cmn32480
[13:51:19] * exec theoretically terrorizes a shitload of vibrators with cmn32480
[13:51:35] <chromas> it's just a theory! like gravity!
[13:52:19] * cmn32480 wonders if terrorizing a vibrator means you threaten to take out it's batteries...
[13:53:33] <chromas> Maybe. But the best ones are AC powered
[13:53:36] <janrinok> anything good or interesting happening anywhere in the world?
[13:53:43] * chromas recalls an episode of Moral Orel
[13:53:53] <chromas> no
[13:54:01] <janrinok> twas as I thought
[13:54:26] <chromas> There's a hurricane threatening to take out the unwanted states
[13:54:49] <janrinok> that is not good until it happens
[13:54:51] <chromas> and probably some other countries; but as a murkin, I don't count 'em
[13:55:47] <chromas> #g double arm transplant
[13:55:48] <MrPlow> https://www.statnews.com - "Aug 23, 2016 ... \"Arm transplants aren't for the lazy,\" said Will Lautzenheiser, whose hard work since a double transplant restored his ability to write and feed ..."
[13:56:29] <janrinok> it probably made picking his nose quite a bit easier too
[13:56:59] <chromas> I already picked by dose
[13:57:31] <chromas> it's just like poker; all in
[14:00:17] <chromas> need a #submit-append
[14:01:35] <janrinok> once it's in our sub queue - its ours, OURS!¬
[14:03:08] <chromas> http://www.techspot.com
[14:03:08] <Nacho> ^ 03Google, Disney, Apple won't bid for Twitter; stock plummets almost 10 percent - TechSpot
[14:03:19] <chromas> I figured this'd fit in with tmb's twatter submission
[14:03:54] <janrinok> looks like twitter is slowly finding its own value
[14:04:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, they should prolly get merged or we'll be in twitter trouble story overload
[14:05:19] <janrinok> we might be grateful of having 2 stories by Sunday
[14:06:00] * cmn32480 wishes twitter woudl just fall off the face of the earth never to be seen again
[14:06:02] <chromas> in the spirit of twitter, the article should be <= 160 chars
[14:07:10] <janrinok> that would be another for april 1 - a breaking news story about Twitter that got cut shor...(160 chars limit)
[14:09:02] <chromas> "Nobody wants Twitter; shareholders sue. Value down the shitter. Sucks to be you https://sylnt.us #fuckbeta"
[14:09:03] <Nacho> ^ 03YOURLS — Your Own URL Shortener | http://sylnt.us ( https://sylnt.us )
[14:10:17] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I'd second discussing TMIAHM (The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress) -- can access it online when [The Worlds of] IF got scanned archive, but the issues were [/are still?] mislabeled, so following titles/issues lead to reading in wrong order. :(
[14:10:43] <janrinok> ~gday Bytram !!
[14:10:45] * exec single-handedly penetrates a keg of piano wire with Bytram
[14:11:04] <janrinok> ~blame
[14:11:06] * exec points at Bytram
[14:11:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.space.com
[14:11:07] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:11:08] <Bytram> saw some talking about nexuses earlier... maybe crate one for Politics so we could dump stories there instead of on the main page?
[14:11:20] <Bytram> ~gday janrinok
[14:11:22] <janrinok> yeah!
[14:11:22] * exec illegitimately vomits a can of healing potions on janrinok
[14:11:33] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[14:11:39] <Bytram> uhgh... laundry... biab
[14:12:07] <janrinok> Bytram, I'm writing to your boss to make sure that you have plenty of time to keep up your editing commitments between now and Christmas
[14:12:58] <chromas> Yes. You develop that plot and he will test it for viability
[14:13:22] <janrinok> fair 'nuff
[14:13:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, that was the general idea
[14:14:57] <chromas> ./create-nexus slash shitposting
[14:15:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> that obviously belongs on the main page
[14:15:16] <Bytram> back, (briefly)
[14:15:55] <Bytram> atm, if a new nexus is added, are all the existing eds still eds on that nexus, too?
[14:16:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> we could create a clickbait nexus but then everyone would argue that whatever they don't like belongs there
[14:16:16] <Bytram> IOW, how do we have per-nexus eds?
[14:16:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, yes
[14:16:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> we don't at the moment
[14:16:28] <Bytram> k
[14:16:42] <Bytram> hmmm, ISTR "is editor in"... someplavce on the site
[14:16:51] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[14:17:09] <cmn32480> 'cuz we need mroe work
[14:17:19] <cmn32480> s/mroe/moar/
[14:17:20] <exec> <cmn32480> 'cuz we need moar work
[14:17:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now what defines an editor is a seclev of 100+ and that's a per-user global setting
[14:17:58] <Bytram> found it... https://soylentnews.org has a field "Author in [DropDown Multi-select box]"
[14:18:02] <Nacho> ^ 03martyb - SoylentNews User
[14:18:09] <chromas> That's a large number. Can editors have rank over each other?
[14:18:17] <cmn32480> yep
[14:18:24] * cmn32480 is at the bottom of the ladder
[14:18:34] * cmn32480 likes it that way. No responsibility
[14:18:34] <Bytram> not so much rank as permissions to do various things on the site, depending on seclevel
[14:18:44] <Bytram> higher leve, can do other things, in addition to ed
[14:18:50] <Bytram> s/leve/level/
[14:18:51] <exec> <Bytram> higher level, can do other things, in addition to ed
[14:18:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> sooper editors generally get bumped up to admin level
[14:19:01] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:19:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2906
[14:19:09] <cmn32480> adn ~gday bytram long time no see.
[14:19:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, trash day
[14:19:11] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram long time no see.
[14:19:14] * exec emphatically cyberbullies a petabyte of TNT at bytram
[14:19:18] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[14:19:20] * exec irresponsibly drops a shitload of liver and onions on cmn32480
[14:19:27] <Bytram> I think I won
[14:19:29] <Bytram> ;)
[14:19:41] <cmn32480> most definetly
[14:19:41] * Bytram despises the tste of liver
[14:19:46] <Bytram> lol
[14:19:56] * Bytram kicks cmn32480's foot
[14:20:16] * cmn32480 hits the floor with a THID... and shakes his fist at Bytram
[14:20:34] <Bytram> you just *had* to sdrop in a story for first thing tmrrw so I could not fill the whole day, right?
[14:20:35] <Bytram> btw, made me chuckle!
[14:20:51] <Bytram> You're a good man, cmn32480 -- youse got style!
[14:21:11] -!- muxer [muxer!~muxing@lnyr-54-942-030-565.hstntx.dsl-w.verizon.net] has joined #Soylent
[14:21:27] <Bytram> this is my only day off this week, so won't be spending too much time chatting here, I'm afraid
[14:21:34] <cmn32480> not intentionally... but I'll take the credit for it
[14:21:47] <Bytram> lol
[14:22:26] <Bytram> btw, folding@home... barring any major changes/surprises, there's a good chance we'll break out of the 3xx's into the 2xx's before the end of the year!
[14:23:31] <janrinok> Bytram, have you - or anyone else - asked Sir Finkus for a story on FaH, as per the editor comment?
[14:23:52] <cmn32480> i TRIED TOP PING HIM IN ONE OF THE CHANNELS BUT GOT NO RESPONSE
[14:24:05] <janrinok> if not, might as well let it ride until we go down another century
[14:24:10] * cmn32480 needs to disable the CAPS key
[14:24:12] <janrinok> he was on last night
[14:24:42] <janrinok> - on the place that shall not be named
[14:24:52] <Bytram> likewise sent him a msg, IIRC.
[14:25:04] <Bytram> just sent another one in #folding
[14:25:43] <Bytram> cmn32480: are you in the path of hurricane Matthew?
[14:25:57] * Bytram wonders how many Soylentils are (potentially) in harm's way.
[14:25:59] <cmn32480> not unless all the weather models are wrong
[14:26:06] <SirFinkus> yeah, sorry, been super busy this week
[14:26:11] <Bytram> so, looks like you are safe?
[14:26:16] <janrinok> cmn32480, would you mind moving until you are?
[14:26:16] <Bytram> np
[14:26:17] <SirFinkus> school and moving to the new studio and everything
[14:26:31] <Bytram> SirFinkus: yep, that's a lot.
[14:26:41] <SirFinkus> I'll have something this afternoon
[14:26:46] <cmn32480> you want a live shot on the weather channel of me at the beach getting my ass kicked by 10ft waves and 100mph winds?
[14:26:54] <cmn32480> I woudl ahve to do it in a Speedo
[14:27:03] <SirFinkus> do it naked
[14:27:07] <SirFinkus> it's the only way to be sure
[14:27:08] <Bytram> that would, of course, be under your Kilt, right?
[14:27:19] <cmn32480> I'll use an almsot clear speedo
[14:27:31] <cmn32480> why woudl I wear anythgin under my kilt?
[14:27:32] * Bytram gets clear out of the way
[14:27:37] <janrinok> I knew you'd be up for it!
[14:27:44] <SirFinkus> oh, takyon and I are starting a book club, anyone want in with making the selections and shit?
[14:27:49] <Bytram> cmn32480: because you don't want your toes to chafe in your shoes?
[14:27:57] <SirFinkus> only people with voice need apply
[14:27:57] <janrinok> cmn32480, after all, there is nothing there to hide, right?
[14:28:01] <Bytram> TheMoonIsAHarshMistress
[14:28:10] <SirFinkus> unless I know you
[14:28:13] * Bytram wonders how janrinok would know?
[14:28:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> victory is mine! i beat the trash truck.
[14:28:25] <cmn32480> A very wise man once told me... "When you got a great tool, build a shed over it"
[14:28:26] * janrinok cmn32480 sent me a photo of himself
[14:28:41] <Bytram> nekkid?
[14:28:43] <SirFinkus> ok, time to get ready for school
[14:28:55] <janrinok> Bytram, heavens forbid!
[14:28:57] <Bytram> #smake TrashTruck
[14:28:57] * MrPlow smakes TrashTruck upside the head with Ethanol-fueled's 5" extender
[14:29:15] <Bytram> laundry time again.... biab
[14:29:21] <Bytram> afk
[14:32:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima go sharpen my fishing knife
[14:34:12] <janrinok> look, that's a bit strong, Bytram only ask for a politics nexus ....
[14:35:55] <chromas> He's getting ready for cmn's on-air nudity
[14:36:08] <janrinok> he only needs a small knife then
[14:36:10] <chromas> he's asking for tips
[14:36:37] <chromas> Also, joke involving the word "windsock"
[14:37:43] <janrinok> brb-15. Got to make a loaf of bread!
[14:38:26] <boru> That is a euphemism, where I come from.
[14:38:27] <cmn32480> chromas - that'd be a wind-cock at that point, don't you tihnk?
[14:38:43] <cmn32480> hey... janrinok is allowed to take a dump too!
[14:38:45] <boru> What's this about winsock?
[14:38:50] <cmn32480> error
[14:38:51] <chromas> oh yeah; I guess I forgot
[14:39:00] * chromas probably has the alzheimers
[14:39:19] <cmn32480> or yer brain got full and it pushed out a good fact
[14:40:00] <chromas> #smakeadd an Alzheimer's Cock
[14:40:00] <MrPlow> "an Alzheimer's Cock" added.
[14:40:40] <Bytram> even a broken clock is right twice a day, right?
[14:40:43] <Bytram> =)
[14:40:47] <chromas> bread++
[14:40:47] <Bender> karma - bread: 1
[14:40:51] <chromas> s/l//
[14:41:43] <chromas> a broken cock usually stops at about 4:30
[14:41:55] <Bytram> am or pm?
[14:42:36] <chromas> pm
[14:42:43] <chromas> thus the catheter
[14:43:00] <Bytram> chromas: s/ter/dral/
[14:43:02] <exec> <Bytram> <chromas> thus the cathedral
[14:45:06] <chromas> series of tubes
[14:45:17] <Bytram> LOL!
[14:46:25] <chromas> I wonder if that's slang for a gay daisy chain
[14:46:30] * chromas looks it up
[14:46:53] * Bytram looks away
[14:47:38] <chromas> Nope. At least not yet. I found a lot of research material though
[14:49:56] <Bytram> !uid
[14:49:56] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6372, owned by grvtrcr
[15:00:04] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[15:00:05] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 56°F, sunny, wind SW at 0 mph, humidity 76% - Thursday sunny (44°F:70°F), Friday mostly sunny (47°F:74°F), Saturday mostly sunny (45°F:69°F), Sunday partly cloudy (34°F:56°F)
[15:00:11] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[15:00:13] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 63°F, sunny, wind SW at 3 mph, humidity 60% - Thursday sunny (49°F:67°F), Friday sunny (51°F:70°F), Saturday mostly cloudy (51°F:64°F), Sunday partly cloudy (42°F:63°F)
[15:00:15] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[15:00:17] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 60°F, sunny, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 65% - Thursday sunny (53°F:68°F), Friday sunny (53°F:70°F), Saturday mostly cloudy (58°F:69°F), Sunday partly cloudy (47°F:62°F)
[15:00:27] <Bytram> ~weather riyadh
[15:00:29] <exec> 10Riyadh Saudi Arabia - currently 93°F, clear with periodic clouds, wind N at 12 mph, humidity 7% - Thursday clear (67°F:93°F), Friday sunny (66°F:97°F), Saturday sunny (66°F:96°F), Sunday sunny (67°F:96°F)
[15:00:35] <Bytram> ~weather New Delhi
[15:00:37] <exec> 10New Delhi, Delhi, India - currently 88°F, smoke, wind SE at 3 mph, humidity 66% - Thursday clear with periodic clouds (77°F:91°F), Friday sunny (76°F:96°F), Saturday sunny (75°F:97°F), Sunday sunny (75°F:97°F)
[15:00:42] <Bytram> ~weather south pole
[15:00:42] <boru> ~weather alert
[15:00:44] <exec> south pole temp: -65 °F
[15:00:44] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[15:00:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define-add series of tubes, a gay daisy chain
[15:00:51] <exec> definition for term "series of tubes" set to "a gay daisy chain"
[15:00:52] <boru> ~weather Alert, Canada
[15:00:54] <exec> 10Alert, NU, Canada - currently 15°F / -9°C, mostly sunny, wind W at 10 mph, humidity 79% - Thursday mostly sunny (9°F:15°F / -13°C:-9°C), Friday partly cloudy (14°F:16°F / -10°C:-9°C), Saturday cloudy (2°F:15°F / -17°C:-9°C), Sunday partly cloudy (4°F:7°F / -16°C:-14°C)
[15:01:02] <boru> Paradise.
[15:01:43] <boru> ~weather Petropavlosk, Russia
[15:01:45] <exec> 10Petropavlovsk-Kamchatskiy, Russia - currently 36°F / 2°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind NW at 9 mph, humidity 83% - Thursday partly cloudy (33°F:52°F / 1°C:11°C), Friday partly cloudy (34°F:46°F / 1°C:8°C), Saturday mostly sunny (35°F:50°F / 2°C:10°C), Sunday sunny (36°F:51°F / 2°C:11°C)
[15:01:46] * chromas wonders how many definitions exec has
[15:02:13] <chromas> ~define-count
[15:02:14] <exec> custom definition count: 23
[15:02:18] <chromas> aw
[15:02:26] <chromas> looks like we have some work to do
[15:03:00] * TheMightyBuzzard hides
[15:03:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define-add we, chromas
[15:03:21] <exec> definition for term "we" set to "chromas"
[15:03:36] <chromas> there's a list but it goes to stdout
[15:03:45] * chromas hides from stdin
[15:05:39] <chromas> ~count message=\~define\-add
[15:06:05] <chromas> [flatulence intensifies]
[15:06:11] <exec> 03
[15:06:11] <exec>  http://chromas.0x.no
[15:07:54] <chromas> hm. ip changed
[15:08:04] <cmn32480> whose IP changed?
[15:08:12] <chromas> the log's
[15:08:30] * cmn32480 was unaware that poo had an IP address... must be part of the IoT
[15:08:48] <janrinok> now that's an IP to avoid
[15:09:01] <cmn32480> THAT's why the IoT is a bad thing!
[15:09:14] <cmn32480> when your toilet has to be put on the netowrk.. things have gone too far!
[15:09:28] <cmn32480> s/netowrk/network/
[15:09:30] <exec> <cmn32480> when your toilet has to be put on the network.. things have gone too far!
[15:09:36] <chromas> it's gotta have an address. how do you think IP?
[15:09:49] <janrinok> v.good
[15:10:03] <cmn32480> dunno.. but I cup
[15:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> you do not, i got my webcam pointed firmly at my desktop right now
[15:11:56] <cmn32480> chromas has his mounted over the ceiling directly above
[15:12:07] <cmn32480> and Thank GOD it has a zoom feature.. or I'd never get to see anything
[15:14:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should make myself a vm for illicit net traffic. roll it back every time i get done using it.
[15:14:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> no silly worries about something getting logged that shouldn't
[15:15:58] <chromas> it used to be a macro lens, but I helped the who last christmas. they say I grew three sizes that day
[15:16:29] * chromas doesn't hide his illicit activities
[15:16:52] <janrinok> world health organisation? the band?
[15:16:53] <chromas> even my porn folder is right there in the open
[15:17:06] <chromas> Yes. I believe they were on first
[15:17:42] <Bytram> I dont know
[15:17:44] <janrinok> 30 minutes to pizza time!
[15:17:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt pinball wizard
[15:17:46] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[15:17:56] <chromas> Tommy?
[15:17:58] <janrinok> remember it well - from the first time
[15:18:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> gah, WRONG COVER
[15:18:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt pinball wizard the who
[15:18:09] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[15:19:05] * TheMightyBuzzard used to be fairly badass at pinball
[15:19:58] * Bytram was not so good at pinball, but could usually get one hour for one quarter on Atari's "Star Wars"
[15:20:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> riverboat gambler was my poison of choice
[15:20:38] <Bytram> not familiar with that one
[15:20:47] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[15:20:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> too many varieties of pinball table
[15:21:01] <Bytram> nodnod
[15:21:06] * Bytram hasn't been to an arcade in ages
[15:21:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> could drop a quarter and play as long as i wanted to. always left with credits still on it for whoever came along.
[15:21:47] <Bytram> noice!
[15:22:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sayin i never flubbed a ball, i just earned em more often than i did.
[15:22:32] <chromas> can balls overflow?
[15:22:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah but i never managed to
[15:22:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab chromas
[15:22:55] <Bender> Added quote 781
[15:23:01] <Bytram> I recall reading about folks who wore steel-toed shoes putting the front legs of the pinball machine on the toes of their shoes, and getting extended play that way
[15:23:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[15:23:42] <chromas> #g mexican pointy boots
[15:23:43] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Mexican pointy boots (Spanish: Botas picudas mexicanas) or Trival boots (Spanish: Botas tribaleras) are a style of pointed fashion boots made with elongated ..."
[15:24:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g mexican pointy boobs
[15:24:11] <MrPlow> http://knowyourmeme.com - "Tags: tribal mexico botas pointy boots botas picudas 3ball guarachero mexico mty; Additional .... I misread this as “Mexican Pointy Boobs,” and I feel like an idiot."
[15:24:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe...
[15:25:31] <Bytram> shock and aawe?
[15:25:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[15:25:44] * chromas notes the "e" changes everything in that statement
[15:25:45] * TheMightyBuzzard electrocutes chromas
[15:25:57] <cmn32480> ~sammich chromas
[15:26:01] <cmn32480> #sammich chromas
[15:26:01] * MrPlow sneaks up behind chromas and cuts their throat
[15:26:01] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced chromas's corpse sammiches for everyone in #Soylent
[15:26:13] <cmn32480> crispy electrocuted chromas sammiches!
[15:27:12] <Bytram> is that a "power lunch" ??
[15:27:52] <chromas> watt?
[15:27:57] <Bytram> LOL!
[15:28:14] <cmn32480> now I'm all ampe'd up
[15:28:16] <chromas> the breakfast that gets you amped for the day
[15:28:29] <janrinok> is this the current topic?
[15:28:40] <cmn32480> vot do you mean?
[15:28:48] <Bytram> it might meet with some resistance
[15:28:50] <cmn32480> s/vot/volt/
[15:28:52] <exec> <cmn32480> volt do you mean?
[15:29:06] <chromas> ac what you did there
[15:29:17] <janrinok> stop being so direct
[15:29:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> glad i'm insulated from this nonsense
[15:29:40] <chromas> you don't appreciate our conduct?
[15:29:47] <Bytram> maybe it will get published in <em>Wired</em>??
[15:29:48] <cmn32480> shocking that we are going down this road again
[15:30:17] <janrinok> oh, aren't you the bright spark!
[15:30:28] <chromas> we will pun 'til it hertz
[15:30:36] * janrinok notices this is probably a flash in the pan
[15:30:50] * cmn32480 feels like a dim bulb
[15:30:53] <janrinok> that's mega!
[15:30:56] <Bytram> no static at all ♩♫♬♪
[15:31:36] <janrinok> ah, the hard cell approach
[15:32:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, puns need to appear at a much lower frequency
[15:32:34] <chromas> we need to start alternating current trends
[15:33:03] <Bytram> I'll get to that... directly
[15:33:17] * TheMightyBuzzard assaults chromas with a battery
[15:33:20] <chromas> one more pun and you're grounded, mister!
[15:33:29] <janrinok> go on, pile it on
[15:33:47] <Bytram> Gomer Pyle?
[15:33:48] <chromas> I once made bale on a salt-and-battery
[15:34:09] <janrinok> what were the charges?
[15:34:23] * janrinok pile = french for battery
[15:34:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, none. the behavior was induced.
[15:34:37] <Bytram> also, nuclear pile
[15:34:56] <janrinok> this is going flat
[15:35:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, we have plenty of capacitance left
[15:35:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't be a resistor
[15:35:49] <janrinok> that resonates with me
[15:35:49] <Bytram> I think you might be Li-on
[15:36:19] <janrinok> you might have hit a node
[15:36:21] <chromas> https://www.facebook.com
[15:36:21] <Nacho> ^ 03Kaptain Abe - I just made bale on a salt-and-battery! | Facebook
[15:36:37] <janrinok> but that would be bias
[15:36:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm a farad you might be right
[15:37:12] <janrinok> a grid
[15:37:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ohm my gawd
[15:37:43] <janrinok> this has the potential to go on and on
[15:38:20] <janrinok> gtg - nearly pizza time!
[15:38:27] janrinok is now known as janrinok_afk
[15:38:29] <Bytram> unless it comes up short
[15:39:04] <Bytram> ~define wit
[15:39:05] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Wit: The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor.
[15:39:34] * TheMightyBuzzard dubs Bytram Sir Kit of Trace
[15:39:43] <Bytram> lol
[15:39:54] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[15:39:55] <Nacho> ^ 03IT crowd Richmond - YouTube
[15:40:06] <Bytram> would someone pls chck that for me? is part of a story submission
[15:40:52] <Bytram> "In other words, don't be like Richmond [youtube.com].
[15:40:52] <Bytram> "
[15:40:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> what about it?
[15:41:28] <Bytram> my connection is wicked slwo, was wondering if some one could check out the video and see if it is appropriate for themain page
[15:41:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it's SFW anyway
[15:41:50] <chromas> it's sfw
[15:41:58] <Bytram> and... I do NOT have flash installed, so for me to view any YT vids, I gotta download, and then I can see it.
[15:42:00] <Bytram> k
[15:42:10] <chromas> is your browser old?
[15:42:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, use html5
[15:42:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can get all of youtube without flash nowadays
[15:42:54] <Bytram> yeha, but somehow with all my adblock stuff, I always get: An error occurred. Please try again later. (Playback IF: rjhhjfdgjkh)
[15:43:05] * TheMightyBuzzard bails to watch children stare at screens
[15:43:13] <Bytram> nod nod
[15:46:46] -!- mechanicjay [mechanicjay!~jhowe@Soylent/Staff/Sysop/mechanicjay] has joined #Soylent
[15:46:46] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Poseidon
[15:46:48] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 12°C/54°F, 8:46 am GMT-7, Thursday, 6 October 2016
[15:47:00] * Bytram waves to mechanicjay
[15:49:29] * mechanicjay waves back
[15:49:43] <chromas> oh, are we doing puns again?
[15:49:47] * chromas rectifies
[15:49:58] * Bytram gts out his shorts
[15:50:05] <Bytram> s/gts/gets/
[15:50:06] <Bytram> nograb
[15:50:08] <exec> <Bytram> gets out his shorts
[15:50:20] <chromas> grab exec
[15:52:24] <cmn32480> !grab exec
[15:52:24] <Bender> Added quote 782
[15:52:31] <cmn32480> ~quote 782
[15:52:38] <cmn32480> !quote 782
[15:52:38] <Bender> Quote 782 - <exec> <Bytram> gets out his shorts
[15:52:43] <chromas> !quote -2
[15:52:43] <Bender> Quote -2 - <chromas> can balls overflow?
[15:53:00] <chromas> !quote s
[15:53:00] <Bender> Quote 0 - <MrBluze> dumb question i know
[15:53:04] <Bender> Also in quotes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 28, 29, 30, 31, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 42, 43, 44, 45, 47, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, - 9 more
[15:53:44] <chromas> Bender can count just like ciri. What a big boy!
[16:03:06] <SoyGuest60905> perceives 13 as unlucky, though
[16:03:36] <SoyGuest60905> I'm bored of changing my name back, henceforth I shall just be SoyGuest60905...
[16:04:50] <SoyGuest60905> A relative of my g/f was once asked by an interenet service provider to select an account name, and he just said "I don't know, chose something for me", and henceforth, he's "jerk69"
[16:05:01] <Bytram> SoyGuest60905: talk with one of the admins here and you might be able to reserve a nick... /me has no idea how to do that
[16:05:10] <Bytram> ouch!
[16:06:21] <Bytram> back when Long Distance phone calling was being deregulated, some enterprising folks started companies named like "I don't care", "whatever", and "I don't know"
[16:07:13] <SoyGuest60905> Bytram: I have a nick reserved, that's why I keep losing it!
[16:07:25] <Bytram> hmmm, strange!
[16:07:31] <Bytram> does your IP keep changing?
[16:07:35] <SoyGuest60905> Were it not reserved, I could just stick with it, as it's not reserced.
[16:07:59] <SoyGuest60905> Nope, been constant for over a year, I think (but yes, it is DHCP)
[16:08:28] <Bytram> wish I knew more about IRC-dom. others set things up for me, and whenever I reconnect (now via ZNC) I always get the same nick I'd had
[16:08:29] <SoyGuest60905> Occasionally there are outages, but irssi reconnects me, and I lose my nick
[16:08:34] <Bytram> and, fwiw, I get a different IP addy whenever I go online.
[16:09:08] <Bytram> prolly want to talk with Deucalion or paulej72 about it -- they'd be the most knowledgeable ones here on that, methinks
[16:09:09] <SoyGuest60905> it's a server config setting
[16:09:43] <SoyGuest60905> places like freenode say "oi! that nick's reserved, identify yourself!" but never actually take the nick away from me
[16:09:58] <SoyGuest60905> oftc probably, rather than freenode
[16:11:13] <chromas> did you /ns set enforce ?
[16:12:41] <chromas> you can use sasl so you're identified before you even /nick
[16:12:43] <SoyGuest60905> no idea!
[16:13:04] chromas is now known as FatPhil
[16:13:25] <FatPhil> oh yeah; 60 seconds enforce time
[16:14:04] FatPhil is now known as SoyGuest58110
[16:14:19] SoyGuest58110 is now known as chromas
[16:31:35] <cmn32480> SoyGuest60905 - you should be able to set your IRC client to authenticate you with Nickserv
[16:38:42] <Bytram> SoyGuest60905: out of curiosity, what client do you use to access IRC?
[16:42:00] <SoyGuest60905> irssi
[16:45:00] <cmn32480> https://blog.dhampir.no
[16:45:02] <Nacho> ^ 03irssi auto-connect and auto-identify | boltblog
[16:45:16] <cmn32480> https://irssi.org
[16:45:16] <Nacho> ^ 03Irssi - Startup How-To
[16:46:02] <cmn32480> Section 3 - server adn channel automation.
[16:46:10] <cmn32480> SoyGuest60905 ^^^
[16:47:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyGuest60905, there's a znc setting to keep your nick and auto-login
[16:48:35] <cmn32480> is he on ZNC TheMightyBuzzard?
[16:48:50] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[16:49:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you got a semi-constant ip address there's no reason not to install it though
[17:13:24] <cmn32480> FUCK - why cant old people stay the hell off computers?????
[17:13:38] <cmn32480> ther shoudl be a minimum standard of knowledge to use a computer.
[17:13:48] <cmn32480> [like knowing how to read a map or change a tire to drive a car
[17:13:52] <Bytram> like how to open and close the cup holder?
[17:13:57] <Bytram> =)
[17:14:01] <cmn32480> I wanna throat punch this idiot
[17:14:30] * Bytram checks his user info on the site and had like 120 different IP addys so far
[17:14:56] <Bytram> whatdidtheydo?
[17:15:04] <Bytram> coffee++
[17:15:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2907
[17:15:42] <chromas> Probably installed Coupon Printer.exe
[17:15:45] <cmn32480> Windows "magically" broke his network connectivity.
[17:16:02] <cmn32480> he dindu nuffin!
[17:17:09] <cmn32480> and he upgraded from Win 7 to Windows 10... which I expressly told everybody NOT to do.
[17:18:23] <chromas> Can you do snapshots?
[17:18:30] <chromas> make them all run VMs
[17:18:44] * chromas remembers DeepFreeze
[17:18:46] <janrinok_afk> "FUCK - why cant old people stay the hell off computers????? " - because I'm an editor??
[17:18:55] janrinok_afk is now known as janrinok
[17:25:29] janrinok is now known as very_old_janrinok
[17:25:43] <very_old_janrinok> :)
[17:26:28] * Bytram casts a +5 anti-aging spell on very_old_janrinok
[17:26:47] very_old_janrinok is now known as not_quite_so_old_jan
[17:27:02] * Bytram casts a +50 anti-aging spell on not_quite_so_old_jan
[17:27:15] <not_quite_so_old_jan> mama, want wee wee
[17:27:51] * Bytram ain't gonna touch that one!
[17:27:54] <not_quite_so_old_jan> lol
[17:28:03] not_quite_so_old_jan is now known as janrinok
[17:28:55] <janrinok> Bytram, I guess cmn is having another bad day
[17:29:01] <Bytram> nod nod
[17:31:32] <cmn32480> just dealing with a HELLDESK CALL FROM A GUY WHO SHOULD BE ON PEN AND PAPER
[17:34:04] <cmn32480> b/me is frustrated
[17:34:34] * Bytram offers a spot of non-caffeinated tea to cmn32480
[17:34:35] * cmn32480 is frustrated adn hasn't eaten yet, which likely contributes to my frustration
[17:34:49] <Bytram> yep, that'll do it
[17:34:52] <cmn32480> #smakes bytram for offering a non-caffineated beverag
[17:34:52] * MrPlow smakes s bytram for offering a non-caffineated beverag upside the head with a tit
[17:35:06] * Bytram offers a double espresso to cmn32480
[17:36:10] <Bytram> what is the user having trouble with? (besides technology and comprehension)?
[17:37:10] <janrinok> old men! Bah, who'd put up with them ...?
[17:37:35] <cmn32480> his Win10 computer "worked this morning and I dind't do _anything_ and now it won't connect to the network"
[17:37:43] <Bytram> janrinok: very special women.
[17:37:46] <cmn32480> not I!
[17:38:18] <janrinok> Bytram, very true, thanks for reminding me
[17:38:32] <Bytram> I could believe that,, with MS doing its own OS upgrades whenever it feels like it
[17:38:38] <Bytram> hth
[17:40:43] <cmn32480> ]/me prefers older women
[17:40:47] * cmn32480 prefers older women
[17:41:08] <cmn32480> and yes, J is a cradle robber
[17:42:22] <janrinok> a good 10 years younger than I am
[17:42:42] <cmn32480> J is a lot more than 10 years younger then you!
[17:42:47] <Bytram> Sarah lived to be a hundred and twenty-seven years old. [Genesis 23:1]
[17:43:25] <cmn32480> citation needed
[17:43:27] <janrinok> ah, I thought that you were claiming that I was a cradle robber! Your J is probably little more than half my age
[17:43:48] <janrinok> I think Genesis 23:1 _is_ a citation
[17:43:56] <cmn32480> given that I am more than half your age she must be as welll
[17:44:22] <janrinok> I don't know your age, you just look knackered
[17:44:26] <cmn32480> citation needed from a factual journal reference that has not been at the mercy of the Catholic church for several millenia
[17:44:59] <cmn32480> right now.. I feel pretty knackered too
[17:45:07] <cmn32480> ~define knackered
[17:45:09] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Knackered: 1. Exhausted 2. Sexually spent 3. Reprimanded 4. Broken / malfunctional
[17:45:21] <cmn32480> definition 4, please
[17:45:25] <janrinok> well, that about covers cmn
[17:45:50] <Bytram> "The whole lifetime of Methuselah was nine hundred and sixty-nine years; then he died." [Genesis 5:27]
[17:46:05] <janrinok> but he had been poorly for a few weeks ...
[17:46:22] <cmn32480> my ass is draggin' like an old tired dog
[17:46:42] <Bytram> janrinok: /me almost snorted coffee out his nose!
[17:47:11] <janrinok> :))
[17:49:14] <cmn32480> today time is going as slow as a car with a 3-legged dog screwing the tailpipe
[17:56:11] <janrinok> have you eaten?
[17:56:31] <Bytram> thanks for the reminder...
[17:56:41] * Bytram goes off to prepare a [very] late brekfast
[17:58:26] <cmn32480> trying to eat between phone calls
[18:03:07] <cmn32480> just had to tell a Salesrep that if his customer didn't get off their ass their job wasn't gonna get done until the week before Thanksgiving.
[18:03:41] <Bytram> turkey!?!!
[18:04:05] <cmn32480> hell no... they couldn't pay me enough to go to Turkey in this political climate
[18:04:45] <janrinok> stuff that!
[18:04:57] <janrinok> er, the turkey I meant
[18:05:02] <Bytram> mmm, stuffing!
[18:07:19] * cmn32480 wonders if that is a purely americna thing
[18:07:35] <janrinok> what stuffing, or Thanksgiving?
[18:07:45] <cmn32480> both
[18:08:30] <janrinok> We don't celebrate Thanksgiving - we stayed back in Europe, remember? But we stuff turkeys and chickens, particularly at Christmas
[18:08:36] <Bytram> the holiday, Thanksgiving, on the last thurs of nov is american-only, but there are other countries, IIRC, that have their own thanksgiving-like holiday.
[18:09:59] <janrinok> Canada, but I can't think of any others
[18:10:50] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org(Canada)
[18:10:51] <Nacho> ^ 03Wiki: Thanksgiving (Canada
[18:11:08] <cmn32480> I guess it was more of a wonder if Thanksgiving had spread to the rewsst of the world what with our overreaching government imperialism
[18:11:20] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[18:11:21] <Nacho> ^ 03Wiki: Thanksgiving ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[18:11:28] <janrinok> In Europe, we tend to celebrate Harvest Festival once the crops are gathered, but that isn't restricted to here
[18:12:36] * cmn32480 wonders if it makes sense that if you make your own clothes, then put holes in them, is that a case of ripping what you sew?
[18:13:25] <janrinok> Bytram, that link suggests that any celebration that we give thanks for a specific event can be called thanksgiving. The US version is, I think, more to do with the Pilgrims having successfully settled and survived for another year
[18:13:45] <Bytram> could be... me continues reading
[18:15:17] <janrinok> www.christiananswers.net/q-eden/ednkc002.html
[18:15:54] <Bytram> correction; not the last thurs of nov, but rather the 4th Thursday of November.
[18:25:27] <Bytram> ~submit http://phys.org
[18:26:00] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[18:29:54] <Bytram> https://www.newscientist.com
[18:29:56] <Nacho> ^ 03Super-dim galaxy may be one of hundreds orbiting the Milky Way | New Scientist
[18:30:09] * cmn32480 could use a candy bar
[18:30:18] <cmn32480> got any Baby Ruth instead?
[18:32:24] <janrinok> S asked to be put to bed early as she is in pain - so I'm finished for tonight and can relax a bit now
[18:34:20] <cmn32480> I'm glad your done early... but I'm sad that she is in pain
[18:34:54] <Bytram> janrinok: give my best to S, and give her a smooch for me... and then take it back by giving her another one!
[18:35:18] <Bytram> pls tell her I told you so, and I hope it gets you both a good laugh!
[18:35:54] <janrinok> I'll pass on your wishes tomorrow, she is settled for tonight and I'll only disturb her if she calls me for something
[18:36:01] <Bytram> nod nod
[18:36:09] <janrinok> thanks to you both for your thoughts
[18:36:16] <Bytram> {{{ janrinok }}}
[18:40:48] <cmn32480> today kjeeps getting better adn better
[18:41:28] <Bytram> howso?
[18:41:41] <janrinok> tell us more
[18:41:44] <cmn32480> I just got an email from my boss (one of the owners) who got an email from another one of the owners (the one in my building) the he just from one of my people asleep on the TOILET in the public mens room
[18:42:26] <cmn32480> fuck me
[18:42:26] <janrinok> how does he propose that you should prevent that? are you supposed to go peeping on people?
[18:42:59] <cmn32480> I don't think it is a preventative thing... but I'm sure I have NFI how to handle it.
[18:44:04] <janrinok> I could also ask your bosses boss how he caught the culprit??!
[18:44:15] <cmn32480> probably heard him snoring.
[18:46:07] <cmn32480> I'm so embarrassed for him...
[18:46:13] <cmn32480> and I have no idea what to do
[18:56:03] <Bytram> rfid tags
[18:56:26] <Bytram> no access w/o tag, alarm goes off after 15 minutes...
[18:56:32] * Bytram is only kidding
[18:56:52] <Bytram> don't work employee so hard?
[18:58:10] <janrinok> find out _why_ he is so tired. Problems at home? Overworked and undervalued? Medical problems. None of which require a reprimand but rather help and assistance
[19:00:37] <cmn32480> I already know yes on 1 and 3
[19:00:37] <Bytram> janrinok++ exactly!
[19:00:37] <Bender> karma - janrinok: 46
[19:00:56] <Bytram> suggest reduced hours or medical leave with pay
[19:01:31] <janrinok> or at least let your boss know what is happening in confidence and tell him you are trying to handle it quietly and discretely
[19:01:47] <janrinok> that way you are both off the hook
[19:02:23] <Bytram> is there an HR dept?
[19:02:59] <janrinok> horse resuscitation has no part in this...
[19:03:07] <janrinok> Oh, I see what you mean
[19:03:12] <Bytram> habitat renovation
[19:03:20] <janrinok> that's more like it
[19:04:50] <janrinok> can't offer any more suggestion without knowing more, which I do not want to know.
[19:05:14] <Booga1> Getting HR involved is the last resort. I've yet to hear a story that had HR involved and had a positive outcome.
[19:05:55] <Bytram> helped me, twice.
[19:06:30] <Booga1> Bytram: You're incredibly lucky. HR's default respons seems to be to protect the organization, not the people.
[19:06:35] <Bytram> pushed too hard too long and was burned out. Went to HR, explained situation, was given two weeks off immediately (using PTO I'd acquired)
[19:07:12] <janrinok> HR are only people, some good, some bad. But Booga1 makes a good point - unless you know that you can rely on HR, leave them for later on. They might just mark his file for the first to go next time there are cuts
[19:07:15] <Bytram> other time, was clening up childhood home after my last parent passed, took about 3 months... used all my vaca time, and then went part time til it was done.
[19:07:27] <Bytram> point well taken
[19:08:00] <Bytram> and now that HR person has left the company, so who knows what lies (no pun intended) ahead
[19:08:13] <Bytram> okay, I really need to get some food and then a nap
[19:08:22] <Bytram> ~gnight janrinok
[19:08:23] * exec deliciously shoves a B cup of testicular torsion in janrinok
[19:08:24] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[19:08:26] * exec fanatically embiggens a chariot of sleep with cmn32480
[19:08:28] <cmn32480> it's a small company...
[19:08:30] <janrinok> time for me to be only my way. Thanks as always for your company
[19:08:31] <cmn32480> ~gngiht bytram
[19:08:37] <cmn32480> ~gnight janrinok
[19:08:38] * exec whole-heartedly pukes a briefcase of grandma's gash on janrinok
[19:08:43] <janrinok> ~gnight bytram
[19:08:44] <cmn32480> ~gnight bytram
[19:08:45] * exec overratedly flicks a flask of bean dip at bytram
[19:08:46] * exec faithfully generates a small script that substitutes a coffee++ mug of a generic insult for bytram
[19:08:51] <janrinok> ~gnight cmn32480
[19:08:53] * exec problematically tosses a wad of undefined behavior to cmn32480
[19:08:59] <janrinok> ~gnight Booga1
[19:09:01] * exec literally pours a stash of vespene gas for Booga1
[19:09:06] <janrinok> ~gnight jimbob
[19:09:08] * exec covertly imagines a fistful of lilu dallas multi-pass with jimbob
[19:09:13] <janrinok> ~gnight mom
[19:09:13] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[19:09:16] * exec emphatically $action a maildir of mana potions $preposition mom
[19:12:00] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
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[21:12:07] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 17°C/63°F, 8:12 am AEDT, Friday, 7 October 2016
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[22:56:04] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[22:56:05] <Nacho> ^ 03SN comment by [02takyon (881)] (02Score:2)
[23:06:49] <takyon> http://www.macrumors.com
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[23:55:07] <Deucalion> SoyGuest60905, you just need to set irssi to automatically identify to NickServ on connection / re-connection. http://crunchbang.org may help. As with all clients it involves storing your NickServ password in the client config files in some fashion - so if you're uncomfortable with that you're SOL.
[23:55:10] <Nacho> ^ 03HTTP Error 403
[23:55:39] <Deucalion> Works for me Nacho you tool
[23:57:06] <takyon> https://www.fcc.gov