#Soylent | Logs for 2016-10-05

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[00:25:49] <Deucalion> ~weather
[00:25:51] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 57°F / 14°C, clear, wind E at 11 mph, humidity 79% - Tuesday clear (53°F:64°F / 12°C:18°C), Wednesday sunny (49°F:59°F / 9°C:15°C), Thursday cloudy (51°F:58°F / 11°C:14°C), Friday partly cloudy (52°F:59°F / 11°C:15°C)
[00:58:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Systemd Crashing Bug - http://sylnt.us - love-for-lennart
[01:01:02] <Deucalion> .lottery
[01:04:14] <Deucalion> .lottery
[01:04:14] <GameServ> geotti
[01:04:35] <Deucalion> .namegen
[01:04:35] <GameServ> Some names to ponder: Kopanaver, Martianaurien, Valbin, Alddal, Inancezane, Ierryquent, Chychean, Vardew, Flareriam, Arlin, Dezydsenenik, Pesrogurse, Ashamearty, Darcamis, Houlrocodd, Kilim, Tesvalerak, Vareneethame, Forarynsumeastar, Jastgant.
[01:34:03] <geotti> I won, I won...
[01:52:42] <khallow> won what?
[01:55:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> I'M HOME, BITCHES!
[01:57:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> and now i'm going the hell to bed cause fuck a bunch of this consciousness nonsense
[02:01:18] <chromas> if only you could fish 'n' perl in your sleep
[02:01:28] <chromas> never wake up again
[02:25:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Yahoo "Secretly Scanned Emails for US Authorities" - http://sylnt.us - everyone-invited-to-look
[04:05:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MIT 3-D Printing Soft Materials for Robots and More - http://sylnt.us - rubbery-robots
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[06:07:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Shigella Outbreak in Flint, Michigan Complicated by Untrusted Water - http://sylnt.us - keeping-your-hands-clean
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[07:21:48] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 16°C/61°F, 6:21 pm AEDT, Wednesday, 5 October 2016
[08:42:09] <SoyGuest60905> https://assets.toggl.com
[08:47:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Federal Agents Enlisted Local Police to Scan License Plates at Gun Shows - http://sylnt.us - use-virtual-reality,-instead?
[10:25:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:25:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2902
[10:25:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> home++
[10:25:59] <Bender> karma - home: 6
[10:26:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Evidence Found for Subsurface Ocean on Saturn's Moon Dione - http://sylnt.us - pack-the-surfboard
[11:00:23] <boru> home++ indeed -- that's certainly where I want to be today.
[11:00:23] <Bender> karma - home: 7
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[11:56:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iceland's Pirates Head for Power on Wave of Public Anger - http://sylnt.us - shiver-me-voters
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[12:14:09] <khallow> howdy
[12:14:25] <khallow> ~weather old faithful
[12:14:26] <exec> 10Old Faithful, Yellowstone National Park, WY, United States - currently 29°F / -2°C, cloudy, wind W at 3 mph, humidity 97% - Wednesday snow showers (22°F:35°F / -6°C:2°C), Thursday snow showers (26°F:36°F / -3°C:2°C), Friday partly cloudy (27°F:43°F / -3°C:6°C), Saturday sunny (28°F:49°F / -2°C:9°C)
[12:14:40] <khallow> snow!
[12:15:12] <boru> Better than volcanic ejecta/ash.
[12:16:14] <boru> ~weather Cambridge, UK
[12:16:15] <exec> 10Cambridge, UK - currently 61°F / 16°C, partly cloudy, wind E at 19 mph, humidity 52% - Wednesday mostly sunny (45°F:61°F / 7°C:16°C), Thursday cloudy (47°F:58°F / 8°C:14°C), Friday partly cloudy (49°F:61°F / 9°C:16°C), Saturday partly cloudy (45°F:60°F / 7°C:16°C)
[12:17:18] <khallow> The deadly poison dihydrogen monoxide has killed more people than volcanic ash has
[12:18:04] <boru> At least until the next MEE.
[12:18:25] <boru> Of which the Yellowstone caldera is a candidate.
[12:19:30] <khallow> caldera eruptions including those from Yellowstone have never been linked to major extinction events
[12:19:37] <khallow> believe it or not
[12:19:49] <khallow> it takes a lot more apparently
[12:20:25] <khallow> Although with the huge amount of habitat destruction today, that may no longer be the case
[12:21:31] <khallow> American bison would be in particularly grave danger, because virtually all of their current range would be under ash in a supervolcano eruption from Yellowstone
[12:21:44] <khallow> but their historical range would have been safe
[12:22:35] <khallow> since it ranges from somewhere in rockies or further west all the way to the western edge of New York.
[12:27:27] <boru> I post you've just described a MEE; I'm aware that the Yellowstone caldera wouldn't have as severe global repercussions.
[12:28:41] <boru> However, on the NA continent, surface biodiversity would be severly effected, consituting a MEE.
[12:29:18] <boru> Subsequent propagation of ejecta in the atmosphere by jetstreams would have _some_ implications elsewhere, also, I imagine.
[12:50:23] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[12:50:23] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[13:07:08] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[13:07:30] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, back in TN ?
[13:07:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed and having myself a damned fine day of arse-sitting
[13:08:16] <janrinok> don't over do it - your arse needs a rest too!
[13:09:03] <janrinok> .. but welcome home
[13:11:50] <janrinok> ~weather paimpol, france
[13:11:51] <exec> 10Paimpol, France - currently 64°F / 18°C, sunny, wind NE at 12 mph, humidity 65% - Wednesday partly cloudy (50°F:64°F / 10°C:18°C), Thursday mostly sunny (49°F:59°F / 9°C:15°C), Friday partly cloudy (50°F:59°F / 10°C:15°C), Saturday mostly sunny (51°F:62°F / 11°C:17°C)
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[13:17:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Johnson & Johnson Issues Security Warning About Insulin Pump - http://sylnt.us
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[13:38:31] <khallow> howdy
[13:39:19] <janrinok> ~gday khallow,
[13:39:20] * exec implicitly cracks open a truckload of caffeine for khallow,
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[14:48:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Orbital ATK Launch Set for Oct. 13, Nearly Two Years After Launch Failure - http://sylnt.us - if-at-first-you-don't-succeed
[16:16:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Card is Being Rolled Out by French Banks to Eliminate Fraud - http://sylnt.us - all-change
[16:38:16] <everdred> So clickbaity.
[16:39:14] <janrinok> why is that clickbaity - doesn't the summary explain it well enough?
[16:45:50] <everdred> Nah, I mean... the summary is totally fine.
[16:46:23] <janrinok> The title comes from the original source, but there is not much else that I can write in the number of chars available.
[16:46:35] <everdred> but the headline, at least the way the first couple of words are
[16:46:49] <everdred> well, hmm
[16:47:20] <janrinok> A Card? Intelligent Card?
[16:48:14] <everdred> "French banks roll out intelligent card to eliminate fraud"?
[16:48:32] <janrinok> yep, I would accept that. Please join the ed team!
[16:48:36] <everdred> I think what grated with me was mostly the "This card"
[16:48:46] <janrinok> fair enough
[16:49:30] <everdred> Is the wiki still the place to go for info on the editorial team?
[16:49:40] <janrinok> yep, or me ...
[16:51:15] <janrinok> https://wiki.soylentnews.org
[16:51:15] <Nacho> ^✓ 03Wiki: Editors
[16:52:30] <janrinok> https://wiki.soylentnews.org
[16:52:31] <Nacho> ^ 03Wiki: Editing Process
[16:53:45] <everdred> Cool, I'll look into it.
[16:53:50] <janrinok> np
[16:54:21] <everdred> When I commented about it, I was mostly wondering if the headline was worded that way as part of a strategy.
[16:55:59] <janrinok> not intentionally, but I could perhaps have given it more thought. In my defence, I was busy and trying to do several jobs at once, but that is a pretty poor excuse
[16:59:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> everdred: I think that's one I passed to a bot to submit
[16:59:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> so blame me and/or whoever's responsible for the bot that submitted it.
[17:00:53] <everdred> Gotcha. I generally try not to criticize because I know a lot of work goes into this and I don't want to be 'that guy' whose contribution is sitting on the sidelines going "you suck"
[17:01:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> It's okay, I do suck. I should have taken the time to do a proper submission.
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[17:07:28] <janrinok> AndyTheAbsurd, if your bot is Arthur (StoryBot) then I am the one responsible
[17:07:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> It was MrPlow which I think is TheMightyBuzzard's.
[17:08:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> at least MrPlow obeys when he tells it to #pissoff
[17:08:20] <janrinok> OK, that is TMB's
[17:08:39] <janrinok> If it is from exec, then it is based on StoryBot
[17:09:54] <janrinok> everdred, make as much criticism as you wish. If we don't know what we are getting wrong then we are unlikely to change anything.
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[17:32:47] <cmn32480> what'd we f**k up now?
[17:32:49] <cmn32480> janrinok ^^
[17:34:41] <janrinok> nothing serious - someone thought I had made a clickbaity title
[17:35:04] * cmn32480 gives janrinok 50 lashes with a wet noodle
[17:35:26] <janrinok> see about 20 lines up, previous hour at minute 38
[17:36:03] <cmn32480> ugh.. now you want me to read backscroll???? what do you think I am? staff?
[17:36:23] * janrinok hates cold wet noodles - cmn didn't even warm it up!
[17:36:57] * cmn32480 gives 50 mores lashes with a cold wet noodle for complaining about the cold noodle!
[17:37:13] * janrinok just grins - (he fell for that one~!)
[17:42:55] <CoolHand> cmn32480: see #editorial...
[17:45:53] sea` is now known as warm-wet-noodle
[17:46:47] * warm-wet-noodle is watching you intently!
[17:46:55] * warm-wet-noodle slithers along
[17:47:26] <janrinok> hi sea / warm-wet-noodle
[17:47:32] <warm-wet-noodle> hey
[17:48:08] <janrinok> damn, it's starting to go dark already, have to put some lights on ....
[17:49:15] * cmn32480 hasn't eaten lunch yet...
[17:49:39] <janrinok> I'm looking at my bed with a sense of longing ....
[17:49:49] * cmn32480 blows out janrinoks candle and listens to him curse the darkness by the light of his computer A/C LED's
[17:50:26] <janrinok> or LCDs if you follow the comment about my second mistake of the day ...
[17:54:17] <DECbot> am I the only one thinking that we should throw ice at sea to try and make warm-wet-noodle into a cold-wet-noodle?
[17:55:45] * DECbot ponders.... ice bucket, where's the GD ice bucket....
[17:57:00] <janrinok> look in the fridge ...
[17:57:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Atlantic Ocean's Slowing Current Flow Linked to Changes in Southern Hemisphere - http://sylnt.us
[17:57:41] <janrinok> I put it in there full of noodles in an attempt to warm them up
[18:02:04] warm-wet-noodle is now known as cool-wet-noodle
[18:08:31] * chromas praises the noddle
[18:08:42] <chromas> s/d/o/
[18:08:46] <chromas> ~sed on
[18:08:47] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[18:08:51] <chromas> s/d/o/
[18:08:53] <exec> <chromas> ~seo on
[18:09:14] <exec> #smake exec
[18:09:14] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with an upper decker
[18:17:16] <DECbot> s/smakes/smacks
[18:18:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> DECbot: pederast.
[18:18:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/pederast/pedant/
[18:18:57] <exec> <AndyTheAbsurd> DECbot: pedant.
[18:19:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> whoops wrong word.
[18:19:44] <chromas> or was it?
[18:20:13] <chromas> from the freudian-slip dept
[18:47:03] <DECbot> Any FreeBSD users on?
[18:47:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> I know that boru is a BSD-of-some-flavor user
[18:48:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> but I don't know if he's awake at the moment
[18:48:29] <DECbot> ah...
[18:50:15] <DECbot> This is one of those, I wish I saw that first scenarios...
[18:51:41] <DECbot> I setup a FreeBSD zfs Samaba server to replace my aging Ubuntu 12.04 samba server. Last week I finished copying my data, and now I saw the UI for FreeNAS 10
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[19:37:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hurricane Matthew Heading for Florida, Carolinas - http://sylnt.us - be-prepared
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[20:49:52] <cool-wet-noodle> ahbnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
[20:54:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> right back at ya
[20:55:21] <SirFinkus> "For this, the description on the bill seemed to suggest, he was charged the fee. (It’s about the price of a four-month subscription to Netflix.)"
[20:55:26] <SirFinkus> fucking hate it when people do this
[20:55:33] <SirFinkus> we all know what the fuck $40 is
[20:55:54] * SirFinkus is listening to Ennio Morricone — L'estasi Dell'oro, from the album The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
[20:58:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube red solo cup
[20:58:55] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[21:18:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Zapping Your Brain may Reduce Depression, Ease Pain - http://sylnt.us - current-research
[21:19:13] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard welcome home!
[21:19:15] * exec proverbially runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a gigabyte of excitement for TheMightyBuzzard
[21:21:14] * cmn32480 goes home
[21:21:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[21:22:01] * exec fanatically hurls a trunkload of onions at cmn32480
[21:30:00] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
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[21:51:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> from the he-should-have-been-a-clinton dept
[22:56:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mastercard Will Roll Out Pay-by-Selfie Across Europe - http://sylnt.us - no-privacy-concerns-here
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