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[00:46:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - One of the Data Recorders from the Sept. 29th Hoboken Train Crash Didn't Work - http://sylnt.us - GIGO?-DINO!-Data-In-Nothing-Out
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[02:07:27] <Bytram> time for some sleeps
[02:17:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Medicine/Physiology Nobel Prize for Autophagy - http://sylnt.us - Eat-Thyself
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[02:31:51] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 25°C/77°F, 9:31 pm GMT-5, Monday, 3 October 2016
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[03:57:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Toyota's $392 Robot Baby for Japanese People Without Companions - http://sylnt.us - finally,-a-baby-you-can-play-pass-with...-literally!
[05:36:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - India Ratifies Paris Climate Change Agreement - http://sylnt.us - a-breath-of-fresh-air
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[07:26:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Experts want Cars Fitted With Variable Maximum Speed Devices - http://sylnt.us - what-could-possibly-go-wrong?
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[08:57:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ohio to Resume Executions With "New" Three-Drug Combo - http://sylnt.us - how-does-it-work?
[09:19:38] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[09:19:39] <Nacho> ^ 03LIVE Stream: WikiLeaks/Assange October Surprise Press Conference on Hillary Clinton (10/4/16) - YouTube
[10:37:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Italian Official Cleared of Manslaughter Charges in Earthquake Trial - http://sylnt.us - it's-difficult-to-predict-things,-especially-the-future
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[12:37:03] * cmn32480 gratefully accepts boru's proffered glass of whiskey
[12:37:14] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:37:15] * exec deliciously slides a bowl of bean dip to TheMightyBuzzard
[12:37:32] <cmn32480> what a nightmare of traffic this morning
[12:37:54] <cmn32480> took an hour and 20 to get here... usually takes 20 minutes!
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[12:38:27] <weeds_> stooped IE now there are two of me!
[12:39:40] * cmn32480 thinks that might be a sign of the apolcalypse
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[12:40:43] <cmn32480> whew... crisis averted!
[12:41:33] weeds_ is now known as weeds
[12:41:41] <weeds> or so he tried
[12:41:55] <weeds> all is well
[12:49:47] <cmn32480> WHOO HOO!
[12:52:15] <weeds> I am pleased the the world will contnue as it is despite the near apocalypse.
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[13:42:23] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 21°C/70°F, 8:42 am GMT-5, Tuesday, 4 October 2016
[13:42:36] <cmn32480> there goes the neighborhood
[13:50:41] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[13:51:24] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480
[13:51:26] * exec ironically cyberbullies a speck of emotions at cmn32480
[13:52:00] <cmn32480> now the neighborhood is REALLY going to crap
[13:52:05] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[13:52:07] * exec single-handedly stuffs a zip archive of No Mas! into janrinok
[13:52:11] <janrinok> too late - I'm here!
[13:52:27] <janrinok> I fixed the -u formatting problem
[13:52:33] <cmn32480> oh really?
[13:52:36] <janrinok> yep
[13:52:37] <cmn32480> interesting.
[13:52:43] <cmn32480> how'd you do it?
[13:53:32] <janrinok> it appears that outputting to pipes and files can be different under certain circumstances, and I had found one of them
[13:53:33] <cmn32480> or will "Magic!" makje as much sense to a dullard like me?
[13:53:48] <janrinok> take your pick
[13:54:44] <janrinok> I'll send you a new version to play with and break - but I won't make it a release for everyone else yet
[13:54:53] * cmn32480 woudld like the technical explanation, but is afraid if he learns somethign it wil;l push out a useful fact like the names of his children
[13:56:13] <janrinok> TL:DR Python 3 handles unicode and bytes differently from Python 2. It is a great improvement, but if you are used to 2 then there are several gotchas. I was 'gotchad'
[13:56:37] <cmn32480> so, you didn't read the documentation?
[13:56:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CAFC Judge: Software Patents Are Against the First Amendment - http://sylnt.us - step-in-the-right-direction
[13:57:18] <janrinok> Oh, but I had, numerous times, but it is one of those things that until you do it yourself the documentation doesn't fall into place
[13:57:28] <cmn32480> oh
[13:57:42] <cmn32480> see I was all set to welcome you to the club with a big membership party....
[13:57:50] * cmn32480 calncels the clows adn strippers
[13:57:51] <janrinok> one of those 'So _that_ is what that sentence means...' moments
[13:58:11] * cmn32480 cancels the clowns and strippers
[13:58:17] <janrinok> can we keep the strippers
[13:58:25] <janrinok> pretty please?
[13:58:28] <boru> Clowns are more appropriate for python.
[13:58:45] <janrinok> they have enough clowns with me, thank you
[13:58:46] * cmn32480 uncancels the strippers... and buys more beer with the clown savings
[13:59:11] <janrinok> so, other than your epic journey to work, how is your day going?
[13:59:39] <cmn32480> doing all the crap I dind't do yesterday when I nope'd the heck out of here at 1:30pm
[14:00:00] <cmn32480> but it was interesting to see the parking lot dead empty at 8am
[14:04:04] <janrinok> has the boss said anything?
[14:04:36] <cmn32480> about yesterday?
[14:04:42] <cmn32480> nah. and he won't.
[14:04:51] <janrinok> about your client?
[14:05:07] <cmn32480> nope
[14:06:07] <cmn32480> did tell teh VP of Sales that the customer was on my shit list, and I didn't care how much money they spent with us last year, the next time they call me on a weekend they were going to get voicemail, and I was going to then turn off my phone so that I woudln't have to care.
[14:06:28] <janrinok> :)
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[14:08:49] <cmn32480> VP started to tell that it wasn't good customer service.
[14:09:09] <janrinok> ... then thought better of it?
[14:09:10] <cmn32480> I cut him off and told him I didn't give a f**k as the company wasn't paying me to work weekends.
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[14:09:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> man, I spent all day yesterday in bed, sick and asleep. maybe I should go read scrollback...
[14:09:36] <cmn32480> and since the customer wasn't paying for my time, the only one who got screwed in the deal was me.
[14:09:53] * cmn32480 douses AndyTheAbsurd in purell
[14:10:11] <janrinok> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd - hope you are better today?
[14:10:13] * exec transphobically vomits a staff of terrible puns on AndyTheAbsurd
[14:10:51] <janrinok> cmn32480, that'll one less Christmas card for you this year
[14:11:34] <cmn32480> that card never had any $$ in it. It was all frustration and angst...
[14:11:39] <cmn32480> I won't miss it!
[14:11:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> janrinok: I'm fine now, thanks - but literally was in bed from 9PM Sunday night to 5PM Monday (save for about three hours)
[14:12:17] * cmn32480 hopes that AndyTheAbsurd went to the can in those 3 hours
[14:12:40] <janrinok> that'll be the 3 missing hours I guess
[14:13:12] <janrinok> glad to hear you are better AndyTheAbsurd, but take it easy
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[14:14:14] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 22°C/72°F, 9:14 am GMT-5, Tuesday, 4 October 2016
[14:14:31] <cmn32480> 24 hour bug AndyTheAbsurd?
[14:15:19] <janrinok> perhaps he's gone to the loo again
[14:16:52] <cmn32480> that's one helluva case of the runs if it takes 3 hours
[14:17:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> I guess it was a 24 hour bug
[14:17:30] <janrinok> well, perhaps he lives over 10 miles from the nearest loo
[14:17:38] <janrinok> ah, he returns
[14:17:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> because it took me 12 hours to get over it
[14:17:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> (I have an immune system that could keep a herd of horses healthy.)
[14:19:20] <cmn32480> I find adding whiskey for the antibacterial properties of the alcohol helps
[14:19:40] <cmn32480> strictly for scientific purposes, mind you
[14:19:53] <janrinok> of course
[14:20:56] <boru> Poitín is good for that. It cures everything; common cold, flus, blood bourne bacteria, rigor mortis...
[14:21:20] <janrinok> lol hi boru
[14:21:36] <boru> Greetings, janrinok.
[14:21:41] * cmn32480 has never had rigor mortis... but I hear it'll be the death of me
[14:21:49] <cmn32480> ~gday boru
[14:21:51] * exec inadequately penetrates a wagon of dag with boru
[14:21:52] <janrinok> that's a killer
[14:22:09] <boru> ~gday cmn32480
[14:22:10] <janrinok> I've been dying to hear a joke like that
[14:22:11] * exec $adverb flings a buttload of political correctness at cmn32480
[14:22:41] <boru> This is a very grave conversation.
[14:22:52] * cmn32480 supposes that a buttload of political correctness is accurate, since it is mostly shit
[14:22:53] <janrinok> lets bury it once and for all
[14:23:08] <boru> We did, until you started coffin it up again.
[14:23:10] <cmn32480> yer makin me laugh so hard I'm coffin
[14:23:16] <cmn32480> ninja'd
[14:23:30] <janrinok> you'll end up in a hole if you are not careful
[14:24:02] <janrinok> I suppose boru was thinking outside the box
[14:24:41] <janrinok> well, I think we've flogged that joke to death
[14:24:58] <cmn32480> 10 minutes ago
[14:25:04] <boru> Now you're whistling my tomb.
[14:25:38] <janrinok> does it sound like 'Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones?"
[14:26:22] <boru> It'll certainly wake you up.
[14:26:44] <janrinok> or more like 'Come alive with Pepsi"?
[14:26:45] <cmn32480> but once you are there, you'll lead a very cemetary lifestyle
[14:27:01] <janrinok> ah, that's in the dead centre of town
[14:27:29] <cmn32480> janrinok - received
[14:27:32] <boru> Not very cryptic, then.
[14:27:35] <janrinok> k thx
[14:27:46] <janrinok> lol
[14:35:02] <janrinok> 96 stories to go to my 3000. I'm feeling the strain ....
[14:35:32] * cmn32480 cracks the whip with another warnign about not over doing it
[14:35:51] <janrinok> yep, I know
[14:36:03] <janrinok> we need some new blood
[14:36:26] * cmn32480 decides that he is not givi9ng janrinok a transfusion
[14:37:32] <janrinok> I was only a bit thirsty
[14:38:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit http://stateofjs.com
[14:38:07] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[14:38:14] * cmn32480 wonders if janrinok is from Transylvania instead of Britain
[14:38:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> #pissoff
[14:38:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~submit http://stateofjs.com
[14:38:43] <cmn32480> give him time
[14:38:50] <cmn32480> he's slower then snot lately
[14:38:56] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[14:40:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit http://www.thememo.com
[14:40:42] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:41:07] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[14:41:20] <cmn32480> #sammich
[14:41:20] * MrPlow whips up a deep-fried mystery sammich for cmn32480
[14:42:39] <cmn32480> damnit.. now I'm hungry again
[14:42:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> now I want a deep fried marshmallow fluff sandwich
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[15:27:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google's Daydream VR Headset Reported to Cost $79 - http://sylnt.us - tumbling-prices
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[16:36:20] <mechanicjay> Woot! Made a sub
[16:36:59] <mechanicjay> I know that's not big deal for many, but I seem to average one every 6 months or so...so it's a milestone for me :)
[16:39:29] <janrinok_afk> they are all appreciated!
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[16:49:34] * NCommander zaps a wand of light
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[16:49:48] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 26°C/79°F, 11:49 am GMT-5, Tuesday, 4 October 2016
[16:50:05] <janrinok> Hail NCommander, waver of wands, lighter of paths
[16:53:23] <cmn32480> NCommander cheated. All he did was take a stick and say "LUMOS!"
[16:54:07] * NCommander points a wand of death at cmn32480
[16:54:13] <NCommander> I'll do it :P
[16:54:43] * janrinok wonders how else one could define a wand
[16:55:17] * janrinok thinks it _is_ just a bloody stick - but a magic stick nevertheless
[16:56:25] * janrinok goes into the garden looking for sticks with which to prove/disprove his hypothesis
[16:58:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Assange-Clinton Animosities - http://sylnt.us - she-was-joking,-right?
[17:06:32] <cmn32480> janrinok - check in wiht your flourishing weeds
[17:06:50] <cmn32480> NCommander - If it puts me out of my misery, please do!
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[17:19:56] <janrinok> My weeds are doing ever so well, I really ought to go and thrash them from time to time. However, my collection of sticks appears to be nothing more than a collection of, er, well, sticks ...
[17:20:14] <cmn32480> wood you really believe that?
[17:20:30] <janrinok> any more of that and I will log off
[17:20:37] <chromas> Unharvested wands
[17:20:53] <cmn32480> you'ld really leave?
[17:20:56] <janrinok> I didn't understand at first, and then it twigged
[17:21:35] <cmn32480> you treet me so bad
[17:21:56] <janrinok> no, I'm really rooting for you
[17:22:16] <janrinok> or are you barking up the wrong tree?
[17:22:34] <cmn32480> http://blog.ellusionist.com
[17:23:20] <cmn32480> what happens if you rub a couple of the "sticks" together really fast?
[17:24:24] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[17:24:25] <Nacho> ^ 03SN Submission by mechanicjay: systemd crashing bug
[17:24:34] <cmn32480> from the arguments-to-run-Windows dept.
[17:24:56] <chromas> cmn32480: s/run/stick-to/
[17:24:56] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: from the arguments to run gentoo dept
[17:25:03] <janrinok> I've just finished reading the linked article - very well countered in my view.
[17:25:44] <chromas> janrinok: how could you? Traitor!
[17:26:35] <cmn32480> hmmmm....
[17:26:51] * cmn32480 eyes janrinok warily....
[17:26:54] <janrinok> I use systemd - I'm on 16.04 now - and have no problems with it at all. However, I can still accept that others have different views. That's fine by me.
[17:27:08] <cmn32480> no....
[17:27:22] <cmn32480> we are pissed that you RTFA! THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES!!!!!
[17:27:33] <chromas> temperctl start tantrum
[17:27:56] <janrinok> .. but I did it in the spirit of being and editor to check the accuracy of the submission
[17:28:02] <janrinok> an*
[17:28:30] <mechanicjay> Now that systemd has matured, it causes me few headaches on my Suse boxes or the CentOS boxes at work. It irritates me philosophically though
[17:28:32] <cmn32480> all the worse. we are supposed to bide by the rules and traditions of this community!
[17:28:56] <janrinok> mechanicjay, I agree, but it does work ...
[17:29:19] <chromas> well then isn't it about time to toss it out again?
[17:29:21] <mechanicjay> Indeed. So do my systems without systemd.
[17:29:29] <mechanicjay> chromas: HA!
[17:30:06] <cmn32480> Windows FTW!
[17:30:24] <janrinok> I've only got 2 systems not running systemd, but they are old 486s just chugging along and doing me no harm
[17:30:51] <mechanicjay> The only time systemd really burns me is when a device doesn't come up right and it sits there waiting for it, never failing or anything because it's required damnit!
[17:31:26] * mechanicjay is typing on a systemd-free system now.
[17:31:36] <chromas> Oh yeah, and it waits 1:30 minutes but then it hits 1:30 and the wait time increases a couple minutes
[17:32:25] <mechanicjay> exactly
[17:32:38] <janrinok> I must say that I haven't seen that problem, but I don't suppose my systems are being hammered much compared with the real world
[17:34:40] <janrinok> The only delay I see, and it was the same before systemd, is when it decides to do a disk check during boot, but there is no message telling me that
[17:35:17] <janrinok> that's possible because all my drives are encrypted and the right bit of software isn't loaded yet
[17:35:29] <janrinok> possibly*
[17:36:20] <chromas> This is disappointing news
[17:36:29] <chromas> We need something to bitch about
[17:36:40] <cmn32480> that janrinok hates freedom by encrypting all his hard drives?
[17:36:53] * chromas also does that
[17:36:54] <janrinok> Oh, don't let me interrupt the bitching, I'll happily join in with it
[17:37:14] * cmn32480 doesn't trust Wondows to handle that
[17:37:18] <chromas> makes it more difficult to do multivolume btrfs though
[17:37:20] <janrinok> if someone wants my data, they are going to have to work for it
[17:37:30] * cmn32480 sends over the strippers
[17:37:43] * janrinok hands over data to the brunette
[17:38:11] * chromas pockets the strip-all parameter for later
[17:39:05] * cmn32480 sends an extra redhead as a reward
[17:57:06] <cmn32480> after skimming through janrinok's data, I can safely say he has quite the porn collection, though the shots with horses in ball gags and leather are a bit troubling
[17:59:30] * janrinok is grateful that cmn32480 didn't notice the meerkats, spaghetti and party balloons
[18:00:42] * cmn32480 noticed... and kept those for his personal collection, along with the ones starring the glazed rabbits with sprinkles
[18:00:53] * janrinok blushes
[18:05:02] <Azrael_> you guys are so vanilla
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[18:06:06] * janrinok is looking forward to seeing Azrael's pron collection
[18:06:25] <chromas> Two cows one pup.mpeg
[18:06:35] <janrinok> hi Azrael, long time no see
[18:07:14] * janrinok is actually feeling sick just imagining chromas' suggestion
[18:07:46] <Azrael> yeah, I never have time for anything, due to consuming all the terrible porn
[18:08:32] <chromas> systemd rule 34
[18:09:24] <janrinok> I daren't even search for those terms for fear what I might find
[18:10:12] <chromas> I only get two links doing an unsafe image search
[18:10:17] <chromas> and they're both clean
[18:10:29] * chromas -> disappoint();
[18:10:42] <janrinok> disappointing and reassuring at the same time
[18:11:42] <chromas> linux rule 34 on the other hand...
[18:12:08] <janrinok> lol!
[18:13:53] * cmn32480 wishes he hadn't googled that
[18:13:56] <Azrael> lol
[18:14:30] <janrinok> and Google will note that people from various places all started googling the same obscure terms
[18:14:32] <chromas> remember, safe search is for chumps
[18:14:48] <weeds> fell for that one...
[18:15:53] <cmn32480> janrinok - betcha they trace it all back here...
[18:16:01] <cmn32480> the logs ARE searchable, I think
[18:16:16] <chromas> #g operation google
[18:16:16] <MrPlow> https://ageofshitlords.com - "Sep 22, 2016 ... Google has really outdone themselves these past few weeks. As if their new terms of service update that would see several YouTubers lose ..."
[18:20:52] <cmn32480> #g google operation
[18:20:53] <MrPlow> https://www.google.com - "Keep Google going and growing. Our People Operations team (known elsewhere as HR) and administrative staff are the curious and creative colleagues that ..."
[18:21:17] <cmn32480> sy\ntax matters!
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[18:21:31] <janrinok> all tax matters!
[18:21:42] <janrinok> er, sry, that was an autoresponse
[18:21:43] <cmn32480> well.. the government thinks so
[18:21:51] <chromas> das racis
[18:21:57] <chromas> should be operation of google
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[18:22:47] <exec> welcome swiss: Los Angeles, CA, USA, 23°C/73°F, 11:22 am GMT-7, Tuesday, 4 October 2016
[18:24:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather 33701
[18:25:00] <exec> 10Saint Petersburg, FL 33701, USA - currently 84°F / 29°C, sunny, wind NE at 8 mph, humidity 71% - Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (76°F:85°F / 24°C:29°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:87°F / 26°C:31°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:87°F / 26°C:31°C), Friday cloudy (79°F:84°F / 26°C:29°C)
[18:25:15] <janrinok> ~weather paimpol france
[18:25:16] <exec> 10Paimpol, France - currently 62°F / 17°C, clear, wind E at 8 mph, humidity 65% - Tuesday showers (55°F:67°F / 13°C:19°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (51°F:64°F / 11°C:18°C), Thursday sunny (50°F:60°F / 10°C:16°C), Friday mostly sunny (51°F:61°F / 11°C:16°C)
[18:25:38] <janrinok> cooling down here over the next few days
[18:26:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nobel in Physics for Secrets of Exotic Matter - http://sylnt.us - applause
[18:30:26] <cmn32480> maybbe it'll help with the weeds
[18:30:33] <janrinok> nah, they love it!
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[18:47:38] <khallow> howdy
[18:47:48] <janrinok> khallow, hi
[18:47:52] <cmn32480> ~GDAY KHALLOW
[18:47:53] * exec carefully twerks your mom's bra, full of adhesive medical strips for KHALLOW
[18:47:57] <cmn32480> stupid caps lock fingers
[18:48:14] <khallow> not much going on here
[18:48:36] <khallow> couldn't sleep so ranting on SN
[18:48:48] <janrinok> nope, we were busier earlier but everyone seems to be busy elsewhere now
[18:49:24] <janrinok> Praps it's quiet because TheMightyBuzzard is away
[18:49:29] <cmn32480> feel free to rant though. plenty of space here in IRC for that
[18:50:17] <janrinok> I wont be joining you, it'll soon be time for me to leave
[18:50:40] <khallow> guess I'm annoyed by the US-side voting for the lesser evil
[18:50:51] <cmn32480> so are we
[18:51:24] <janrinok> yeah, it's obvious that you should be voting for the greater evil to provide some entertainment for this side of th
[18:51:28] <janrinok> e the pond
[18:52:56] <khallow> but who?
[18:52:56] * cmn32480 changes his vote
[18:53:05] <cmn32480> wait... which one is the greater evil?
[18:53:07] <janrinok> vote for cmn32480
[18:53:13] <khallow> there we go
[18:53:13] <cmn32480> WRITE ME IN BITCHES!
[18:53:45] <janrinok> he couldn't be any worse, and he might be better. OK, it's a long shot ....
[18:54:53] <cmn32480> but at least I'd take advice from you dingbats
[18:55:08] <janrinok> and that is meant to inspire us?
[18:56:34] * khallow cheetos-encrusted fingertips dance across the keyboard with gleeful dexterity. And he asks himself, in a no doubt Matrix-worthy scene, "Why not?"
[18:57:29] <khallow> Y ou can't see it, but I'm tinting my world green right now
[18:57:49] <cmn32480> you advising the president of the United States... how much better could it get???
[18:57:55] <janrinok> .. and on that, I think it is time that I left this fount of wordly knowledge ...
[18:58:02] <janrinok> worldly
[18:58:06] <cmn32480> and me, as the President, not knowing thing one about ANYTHIGN!
[18:58:23] <khallow> It can't possibly go wrong
[18:58:25] <cmn32480> no, I think wordly knowledge was far more accurate
[18:58:27] <janrinok> it's already been done, have you forgotten W
[18:58:50] <cmn32480> I keep trying.. but you keep bringing him up!
[18:59:11] <janrinok> I have to go, I am being summoned ....
[18:59:15] <khallow> bye
[18:59:16] <janrinok> bye guys
[18:59:50] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
[19:01:47] <Booga1> I'm so glad I don't get summoned when stuff goes wrong at work. I just skim the emails and think to myself, "I told them this wouldn't work. They did it anyway and now they wonder why it's broke? Idiots."
[19:09:38] <khallow> It's very different when it's not your problem.
[19:30:57] <Booga1> It'll be my problem tomorrow.
[19:33:09] <khallow> yay
[19:34:57] <Booga1> The worst part is, we already did this on Friday. We undid it on Saturday and Sunday. On Monday, the person responsible said "It's not a problem with the build, the uninstall solved the issue so reinstall should be fine." So, the graveyard shift reinstalled...
[19:35:20] <Booga1> Stuff broke again and now we're back to square one from Friday...
[19:35:41] <Booga1> Complete waste of time...
[19:36:15] <khallow> maybe if we do that again, it'll work this time!
[19:36:49] <Booga1> One more time!
[19:38:34] <khallow> reminds me of some old fantasy novel where the rules of magic could be changed with magic
[19:39:26] <khallow> and at one point the hero of the story had changed things so that the number of times you tried was more important not how perfect the ritual was
[19:40:17] <khallow> half ass the ritual a bunch of times and it works while one perfect time doesn't
[19:40:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> then at the end someone changed the rules so that magic didn't work at all? And that's how our world began?
[19:40:21] <khallow> nobody was happen
[19:40:54] <khallow> eh, don't think so, but certainly would explain all the people with agic thinking
[19:41:04] <khallow> ere magic thinking
[19:43:13] <khallow> er nobody was happy ^^^
[19:57:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Subpoena Tests Privacy Promise of Encrypted Messaging App - http://sylnt.us - but-I'd-have-to-shoot-you
[20:50:26] * cmn32480 runs for the hills
[21:36:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FARC Peace Deal Rejected by Colombians - http://sylnt.us - peace-nazi-no-peace-for-you
[22:24:01] <khallow> quiet
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[23:16:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 50% of Parents Knowingly Text Their Teens While Teens Are Driving - http://sylnt.us - do-as-we-say-not-as-we-do
[23:33:14] <chromas> So 50% of parents unknowingly text
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