#Soylent | Logs for 2016-09-30
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[00:15:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Caves in Which Jewish Rebels Hid from Romans 2,000 Years Ago Found in Galilee - http://sylnt.us - easy-to-see-but-hard-to-reach
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[00:55:05] <Deucalion> ~weather
[00:55:06] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 55°F / 13°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind SW at 10 mph, humidity 77% - Thursday partly cloudy (52°F:67°F / 11°C:19°C), Friday partly cloudy (50°F:64°F / 10°C:18°C), Saturday rain (47°F:60°F / 8°C:16°C), Sunday mostly sunny (45°F:63°F / 7°C:17°C)
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[01:14:05] <Bytram> ~translate Привет Я работаю над новым проектом, и я не уверен относительно того, что переменная _NSAKEY используется. Пожалуйста помогите.
[01:14:23] <Bytram> ~translate Wie geht es Ihnen?
[01:14:35] <Bytram> ~time x
[01:14:37] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 September 2016, 1:14 am
[01:33:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> broked it good, eh crutchy ?
[01:45:19] <crutchy> just the ssl wget
[01:45:28] <crutchy> ...which kinda drives most things :/
[01:45:51] <Bytram> wget --no-check-certificate https://exmaple.com
[01:45:52] <PC-Police> ^ 03Welcome to exmaple.com
[01:45:56] <Bytram> LOL!
[01:46:03] <Bytram> wget --no-check-certificate https://example.com
[01:46:03] <PC-Police> ^ 03Example Domain
[01:48:32] <crutchy> exec's wget uses a socket
[01:48:39] <crutchy> but yeah it used to not check certs
[01:48:49] <crutchy> its been fixed on github again
[01:49:01] <Bytram> noice
[01:49:05] <crutchy> main reason for wanting to check certs is connection to the wiki
[01:49:14] <crutchy> cos password
[01:49:28] <Bytram> certs are a popular breath mint here in the states
[01:49:32] <Bytram> =)
[01:49:59] <crutchy> it wouldn't be so bad if hosts matched their CNs
[01:50:43] <crutchy> they insist on using wildcards or other variation
[01:52:45] <Bytram> Jokers wild!
[01:52:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, your fu can't even handle a little wildcard? what kind of code monkey are you?
[01:56:22] <crutchy> i'm not much of a codemonkey
[01:56:33] <Bytram> he's just a little ape
[01:56:37] <Bytram> ;)
[01:56:49] <Bytram> either that, or he write micro-code
[01:57:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Wind Turbines Could Power Japan for 50 Years after a Single Typhoon - http://sylnt.us - gonna-need-a-really-big-battery
[01:57:17] <crutchy> there's a CN_match field in the SSL context, but from what I read that only applies to CN, not the newer 'peer name' verification
[01:57:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> aggressive micro-code?
[01:58:42] <crutchy> i've added a wildcard to the github peer name, but most of the other scripts don't specify a peer name for the SSL context so they are currently falling back to host
[01:59:07] <crutchy> which is why they are borking
[01:59:46] <crutchy> makes me wonder how browsers handle it
[02:00:27] <crutchy> do they just assume *.blah.com for all peer names?
[02:00:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> clumsily i expect. and requiring 65MB to do so.
[02:00:39] <crutchy> oh
[02:01:30] <Bytram> btw, do remember that you've got the non-USAian FQDNs to consider, too. Like: foo.co.uk
[02:02:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> those are just for foreigners though. nobody cares about them.
[02:02:24] * Bytram grabs popcorn
[02:02:55] <crutchy> for example, if i go to https://www.google.com.au the certificate CN is *.google.com
[02:02:56] <PC-Police> ^ 03Google
[02:03:10] <crutchy> i dunno how ff works that
[02:04:02] <crutchy> but anyway, most of exec's scripts now revert back to no cert verification
[02:04:15] <crutchy> except the wiki and the bot's irc connection
[02:04:39] <crutchy> oh and the github feed
[02:04:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> beat it with a stick until it does what you tell it
[02:05:11] <crutchy> that's a codemonkey's jerb :p
[02:06:03] <Bytram> help wanted: code monkey, long hours, low pay, requires work with a bunch of bananas
[02:06:25] <crutchy> also includes bonus running away from drop bears
[02:07:10] <Bytram> One banana, two banana, three banana, hand! Daylight come and me wanna go home.
[02:10:41] <crutchy> oh and Bytram, the arthur/storybot thing now works (for x, which last wrote to the wiki page) but cmn32480 needs to grab another username and password combo for a 'bot password' which is another level of securitah
[02:10:47] <crutchy> that hangs of exec's main account
[02:10:51] <crutchy> *off
[02:11:06] <crutchy> anyway, gotta go. be back later this evening
[02:11:22] <Bytram> https://wiki.soylentnews.org
[02:11:23] <PC-Police> ^ 03Wiki: Storybot
[02:11:31] <Bytram> still last updated 25-sept-2016
[02:11:36] <Bytram> crutchy: have a good day at work!!
[02:11:42] <Bytram> ~gnight crutchy
[02:23:29] * TheMightyBuzzard fucks off to bed
[02:23:51] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:23:52] * exec ironically heaps a sacful of terrible puns on TheMightyBuzzard
[02:24:09] <Bytram> to shay!
[02:27:15] <Bytram> http://livestream.com
[02:27:16] <PC-Police> ^ 03Rosetta Grand Finale
[02:28:15] <Bytram> It's time for Europe's comet probe, Rosetta, to die. At 4:48pm ET Thursday, the spacecraft fired its thruster for 208 seconds, setting Rosetta on course for a controlled descent to the surface of its comet on Friday morning at approximately 7:20am ET.
[02:28:23] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[02:28:24] <PC-Police> ^ 03Rosetta to finish its slow descent to comet’s surface Friday morning | Ars Technica
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[03:01:30] <MDC> Ping.
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[03:08:31] <Bytram> https://www.washingtonpost.com
[03:08:32] <PC-Police> ^ 03First it was Samsung phones. Now it?s exploding Samsung washing machines. - The Washington Post
[03:09:20] <Bytram> ~submit http://arstechnica.com
[03:09:35] <exec> error: unable to extract reskey
[03:09:51] <Bytram> #submit http://arstechnica.com
[03:09:51] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[03:10:17] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[03:13:01] <Bytram> time for some shuteye
[03:13:09] <Bytram> ~gnight #Soylent
[03:13:10] * exec sexually crams a pair of used panties full of emotions into #Soylent
[03:36:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - World's First 4-Seater Fuel-Cell Plane Takes off in Germany - http://sylnt.us - dummy-passengers-were-Androids
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[05:17:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Automakers Show Off Electric Cars at Paris Show - http://sylnt.us - plugging-electrics-at-an-auto-show
[05:33:22] <SirFinkus> "Caves in Which Jewish Rebels Hid from Romans 2,000 Years Ago Found in Galilee"
[05:33:31] <SirFinkus> I read that initially as "Jewish Robots"
[05:33:34] <SirFinkus> fuck you EF
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[06:07:47] <mecctro> If it's any consolation, I read your name SirStinkus, almost every time.
[06:08:09] <mecctro> as*
[06:37:54] <exec> ~sed on
[06:37:58] <exec> sed enabled for 10#soylent
[06:55:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Federal Prosecutors Actually Charge an IT Firm with H1-B Visa Fraud - http://sylnt.us - it's-about-time
[07:07:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rosetta to Finish its Slow Descent to Comet's Surface Friday Morning - http://sylnt.us - going-down
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[08:27:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon, Google, Facebook, IBM, and Microsoft Form "Partnership on AI" Non-Profit - http://sylnt.us - A-I-A-I-O
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[09:16:15] <crutchy> shiraz++
[09:16:15] <Bender> karma - shiraz: 1
[09:16:45] <chromas> Did they blow up ISIS?
[09:17:33] <boru> I thought 'shiraz' were some sort of Australian mammal.
[09:17:43] <chromas> oh
[09:17:52] <chromas> I didn't know and consulted the internet
[09:17:56] <chromas> it's also a city
[09:18:15] <crutchy> https://en.wikipedia.org
[09:18:45] <exec> #smake chromas
[09:18:45] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a porkchop
[09:18:52] <exec> ~title on
[09:19:05] <boru> You can make wine from mammals?
[09:19:25] <chromas> Now you see why veganism is so wrong
[09:19:26] <boru> Australia never ceases to amaze me.
[09:22:28] <crutchy> nice wine for $5 a bottle
[09:22:45] <crutchy> wifey got me a bottle of cab sav too
[09:46:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lenovo, Intel, PayPal and Synaptics Team up on Password-Free Authentication - http://sylnt.us - bimoetrics!=password
[11:05:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:05:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2894
[11:11:51] <crutchy> the SN folding@home team just ranked 400
[11:12:07] <crutchy> http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[11:12:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty
[11:12:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[11:12:41] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6368, owned by ed271
[11:15:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather
[11:15:30] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy early followed by scattered thunderstorms this afternoon. High around 85F. Winds SW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 40%. Tomorrow: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 87F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph.
[11:16:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Here Comes 5Gbps Networking Over Standard Cables - http://sylnt.us - bits-of-whoosh
[11:29:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 74872
[11:29:55] <MrPlow> Today: Plentiful sunshine. High 76F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: Sunshine along with some cloudy intervals. High 79F. Winds light and variable.
[11:30:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:30:08] <MrPlow> Today: Cloudy skies this morning will become partly cloudy this afternoon. High 73F. Winds WNW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies. High 76F. Winds WSW at 5 to 10 mph.
[11:30:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, bout the same
[11:32:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> no fishing today. didn't get home till 8:30pm last night from yesterday's fishing.
[11:35:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UPDATE: Rosetta to Finish its Slow Descent to Comet's Surface Friday Morning - SIGNAL LOST - http://sylnt.us - going-down
[11:37:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, doing some night fishing the other night, i managed to leave my most favorite pocket knife laying on the dock when i left cause i couldn't see it.
[11:37:52] <CoolHand> that sucks mightily
[11:38:09] <CoolHand> not much more personal and sacred than a good pocket knife
[11:38:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> bitched about it to the old fellers out there fishing with me last evening and got given a shiny new-well newish-Buck knife.
[11:41:02] <chromas> free_shat++
[11:41:02] <Bender> karma - free_shat: 1
[11:41:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> tools/weapons++
[11:41:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg
[11:43:24] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[11:43:25] * exec accidentally connects a ring buffer of Ubuntu "Epileptic Elephant" to #soylent
[11:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:44:07] * exec implicitly fires an animated gif of blerg at cmn32480
[11:44:13] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:44:15] * exec diabolically hurls a sockful of pain and suffering at TheMightyBuzzard
[11:44:39] * TheMightyBuzzard defends with his 30oz mug of coffee
[11:45:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee makes everything better
[11:45:09] <cmn32480> agreed
[11:45:11] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:45:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2895
[11:45:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> except butt sex. it washes off the lube.
[11:45:46] <cmn32480> not if you are dirnking it at the time.... like Lumberg
[11:58:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha, managed to identify this knife. buck 327 nobleman special edition.
[12:00:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i generally don't dig on stainless knives but we'll see how it holds an edge before i go dissing it
[12:02:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com
[12:11:25] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480 sir
[12:15:05] <crutchy> #submit http://www.theregister.co.uk
[12:15:06] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:15:31] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[12:33:27] <cmn32480> ~restart
[12:33:30] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (81.9 kb)
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[12:33:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> unfucking exec?
[12:33:57] <cmn32480> maybe
[12:34:04] <cmn32480> or fucking him worse...
[12:34:12] <cmn32480> the end results remain to be seen
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[12:45:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Four States Sue to Stop Transfer of ICANN Oct. 1 - http://sylnt.us - too-little-too-late?
[12:52:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt nacho man
[12:52:40] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
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[13:01:50] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy I have updated the username for the wiki but I don't see what the bot pwd is. I don't wanna reset it, and break x. But there is some mention in some message that exec passed of a token... NFI where to find it
[13:02:01] <cmn32480> ~gday cmn32480
[13:02:03] * exec implicitly gives a C cup of adult beverage to cmn32480
[13:02:13] <cmn32480> at leat that is responding properly again
[13:43:56] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy I have updated the two files requested. dunno why they wouldn't update from the command line here.
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[13:59:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, cause he broke bot-initiated updates with some new https code.
[14:00:13] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - ahhhhhhhh
[14:00:18] <cmn32480> he shoudl really fix that
[14:00:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> he did, that's what you just pulled in =P
[14:00:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> among other stuff
[14:01:00] <cmn32480> oh
[14:01:12] <cmn32480> well he shoulda fixed it before he broke it
[14:01:23] * cmn32480 gives crutchy the stink eye
[14:02:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab cmn32480
[14:02:13] <Bender> Added quote 780
[14:02:38] * cmn32480 feels loved that somebody grabbed him... was it at leat a reacharound?
[14:02:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, just a standard groping
[14:03:17] <cmn32480> so you are now TSAMightyBuzzard
[14:04:16] <cmn32480> as an aside, TSA was quite nice about the whole boot thing going through security
[14:05:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, bender is
[14:05:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was disappointed. they didn't grope me even once.
[14:06:12] <cmn32480> yer not as cute as I am
[14:06:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> they did at least look at me naked with their scanner doodad though.
[14:07:11] <cmn32480> and the vomiting began
[14:07:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, i'm a nummy treat
[14:08:36] <cmn32480> our definitions of "nummy" must be different
[14:08:44] <boru> The boot thing?
[14:09:41] <cmn32480> went better than expected
[14:09:52] <cmn32480> they woudln't let me sit in the exit row on the way out....
[14:10:04] <cmn32480> but I hid the boot on the way back and get the seat w/ no seat in front of me
[14:10:19] <boru> I think I am missing something here.
[14:10:31] * cmn32480 has a broken ankle
[14:10:33] <boru> You brought a piece of footwear with you on the plane?
[14:10:35] <boru> Oh, I see.
[14:10:43] <cmn32480> I'm in a fracture boot
[14:10:48] <boru> Got it.
[14:11:11] <boru> And you had to hide that? Wtf is going on in the USA?
[14:11:14] <cmn32480> http://www.breg.com
[14:11:26] <cmn32480> to sit in the exit row on the airplane
[14:11:39] <cmn32480> where I had the legroom to stretch out the injured leg
[14:12:04] <cmn32480> they caught me after take off... and asked if I could remove it etc...
[14:12:11] <boru> In case your leg suddenly took over the plane and impeded people's exit?
[14:12:38] <cmn32480> in case I cou;dn't perform the duties required of the people in the exit row to open the door and be the first one to GTFO
[14:13:58] <boru> So you willingly hid your agenda to impede people's exit from the plane?
[14:14:42] <cmn32480> so that I could ahve the extra leg room, yes
[14:15:23] * cmn32480 is a selfish bastard
[14:15:38] <cmn32480> and when I eat shrimp I'm a shellfish bastard
[14:16:07] <boru> No! Not fish puns again!
[14:16:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 14,000-Year-Old Campsite in Argentina Adds to an Archaeological Mystery - http://sylnt.us - not-glamping
[14:16:51] <cmn32480> yeah.. they don't scale well
[14:17:09] <cmn32480> I'm gill-ty
[14:17:39] <cmn32480> OK/// I'm fin-ished
[14:18:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> what a crappie pun
[14:18:27] <cmn32480> I know.. it's probably bass ackwards
[14:18:35] <boru> Salmon please put an end to this. Fish puns are trout.
[14:19:05] <cmn32480> pickeral your poison...
[14:19:17] <boru> Eel have to stop some time...
[14:19:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're just trying to balance the scales
[14:19:38] <boru> Please stop, you're krilling me.
[14:19:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> we'll be done in a minnow
[14:19:52] <cmn32480> but we are having a whale of a time with this
[14:19:58] <boru> A whale isn't a fish!
[14:20:29] <cmn32480> neither arre krill
[14:20:32] <boru> Water way to go...
[14:20:54] <cmn32480> I ahhh think I"m gonna tuna this out
[14:21:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, that'll do. gonna upgrade #weather now
[14:21:36] <cmn32480> bringing back blackuweather?
[14:22:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, hold up...
[14:22:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather cmn32480
[14:22:50] <MrPlow> Today: Generally cloudy. Slight chance of a rain shower. High 64F. Winds NE at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy with occasional rain showers. Thunder possible. High near 75F. Winds ENE at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 60%.
[14:22:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, i already upgraded it
[14:23:35] * boru whistles the X Files theme.
[14:24:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i could upgrade #weatheradd so you could add other folks. that could get abused though.
[14:24:07] <cmn32480> #weather cmn32480 likes it or not
[14:24:08] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[14:24:26] <cmn32480> how'd you upgrade it?
[14:24:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> didn't used to be able to check other people's weather
[14:24:52] <cmn32480> oooo
[14:24:58] <cmn32480> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[14:25:00] <exec> 10Humboldt, TN 38343, USA - currently 59°F / 15°C, cloudy, wind W at 5 mph, humidity 91% - Friday partly cloudy (52°F:73°F / 11°C:23°C), Saturday partly cloudy (54°F:75°F / 12°C:24°C), Sunday mostly sunny (54°F:80°F / 12°C:27°C), Monday mostly sunny (54°F:80°F / 12°C:27°C)
[14:25:04] <cmn32480> exec allwos that
[14:25:16] <cmn32480> dunno if it is a feature or a bug
[14:25:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> feature. exec also allows you to set someone else's weather though.
[14:25:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather uranus
[14:25:51] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[14:26:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, that should return 98.6F and windy
[14:27:01] <cmn32480> ~weatherass uranus
[14:27:23] <cmn32480> a strangely appropriuate typo that was
[14:28:20] <boru> ~weather gamma cygni
[14:28:21] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[14:28:27] <boru> Pft.
[14:28:46] <boru> ~weather sadr
[14:28:48] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[14:31:26] <cmn32480> ~weather ass
[14:31:27] <exec> 10Death Valley - currently 72°F / 22°C, partly cloudy, wind E at 6 mph, humidity 32% - Friday sunny (75°F:101°F / 24°C:38°C), Saturday sunny (68°F:99°F / 20°C:37°C), Sunday sunny (63°F:95°F / 17°C:35°C), Monday sunny (57°F:83°F / 14°C:28°C)
[14:31:33] <cmn32480> ~weather swamp-ass
[14:31:35] <exec> 10Orlando, FL, USA - currently 81°F / 27°C, partly cloudy, wind S at 8 mph, humidity 82% - Friday scattered thunderstorms (72°F:87°F / 22°C:31°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:89°F / 23°C:32°C), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (73°F:87°F / 23°C:31°C), Monday scattered thunderstorms (73°F:86°F / 23°C:30°C)
[14:32:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather america's wang
[14:32:39] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[14:32:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> should give florida weather
[14:52:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[14:52:54] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[14:53:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> the next iphone should be made of meat.
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[14:54:19] <boru> I heard it doesn't have a charging port; when the battery dies, you just throw it out and buy a new one.
[14:54:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #editorial
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[14:54:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather uranus
[14:54:50] <MrPlow> 98.6F and windy.
[14:55:02] <boru> #weather europa
[14:55:02] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[14:55:05] <boru> Pft.
[14:55:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather Jupiter Beach, FL
[14:55:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather washington, dc
[14:55:06] <MrPlow> Today: Some clouds and possibly an isolated thunderstorm this afternoon. High 87F. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 30%. Tomorrow: Scattered thunderstorms in the morning. Cloudy skies late. High 87F. Winds ENE at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
[14:55:06] <MrPlow> Plenty of hot air with frequent showers of bullshit.
[14:55:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[14:55:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather ass
[14:55:21] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[14:55:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather Washington, D.C.
[14:55:29] <MrPlow> Plenty of hot air with frequent showers of bullshit.
[14:55:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather crutchy's mom
[14:55:53] <MrPlow> Hot like pizza supper!
[14:56:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt stacy's mom
[14:56:24] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[14:56:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather redmond
[14:56:29] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[14:56:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...you didn't have any insults to direct at Microsoft?
[14:57:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> yet.
[14:57:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder why lower case dc didn't work
[14:58:15] <boru> "The process MrPlow.exe has stopped responding. Please restart your computer to install updates."
[14:58:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather washington, d.c.
[14:58:21] <MrPlow> Today: Cloudy skies. Slight chance of a rain shower. High 64F. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Showers in the morning, then cloudy in the afternoon. Thunder possible. High 77F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
[14:58:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather washington, D.C.
[14:58:30] <MrPlow> Today: Cloudy skies. Slight chance of a rain shower. High 64F. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Showers in the morning, then cloudy in the afternoon. Thunder possible. High 77F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
[14:58:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> cache issues maybe?
[14:58:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> it is case sensitive but i put the important variants in
[14:58:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather washington, DC
[14:58:55] <MrPlow> Today: Generally cloudy. Slight chance of a rain shower. High around 65F. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Rain showers early with mostly cloudy conditions later in the day. Thunder possible. High 77F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
[14:59:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather washington, dc
[14:59:04] <MrPlow> Plenty of hot air with frequent showers of bullshit.
[14:59:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[14:59:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird
[14:59:26] <cmn32480> case sensitive your bot is
[14:59:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> did you leave the file open and forget to save it?
[14:59:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> I can't count the number of times I've done that
[14:59:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather washington, dc
[14:59:52] <MrPlow> Plenty of hot air with frequent showers of bullshit.
[15:00:09] <cmn32480> ~weather hell
[15:00:11] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 62°F / 17°C, cloudy, wind NE at 11 mph, humidity 93% - Friday cloudy (63°F:65°F / 17°C:18°C), Saturday scattered showers (63°F:77°F / 17°C:25°C), Sunday partly cloudy (62°F:77°F / 17°C:25°C), Monday partly cloudy (60°F:74°F / 16°C:23°C)
[15:00:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> also: fucking svn
[15:00:45] <boru> Beats perforce.
[15:00:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, it's hardcoded into the source. i didn't bother creating a db table or reading from a file.
[15:01:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> may do that later
[15:01:47] <cmn32480> exec has to have a real place, I don't think he has the capability to give a good hardcoded answer.
[15:02:54] <cmn32480> nope... he don't
[15:03:24] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy # TODO: weather overrides file to store fake weather output for given locations
[15:03:43] <cmn32480> that is actually a comment in the source
[15:03:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[15:03:55] * cmn32480 thinks he ought to file a bug request
[15:04:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> that is either a brilliant typo or i should be smaked for never having heard it before
[15:05:19] <cmn32480> we'll go w/ brilliant typo
[15:05:35] <cmn32480> but given that it is exec we are talking about... i think it appropriate
[15:05:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[15:11:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll read from a db table into the weather cache
[15:11:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> at startup
[15:11:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i just gotta figure out how to make the entries not get pruned after they age out. maybe give em a fake age way in the future?
[15:12:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that'll work
[15:20:34] * cmn32480 debates on telling the world to FO and going home to take a nap
[15:47:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Conservation Law Foundation Follows Through on its Threat to Sue ExxonMobil - http://sylnt.us - first-of-its-kind-lawsuit
[15:55:51] <Leebert> cmn32480: you have my permission.
[15:56:02] <cmn32480> !woop
[15:56:02] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[15:56:06] <cmn32480> thanks Leebert
[15:56:17] <Leebert> especially given the weather around here today. nap is mandatory.
[15:56:22] <cmn32480> excellent
[15:56:31] * cmn32480 shuts down and packs his shit
[15:56:36] <Leebert> <-- sitting in a conference, so needs a nap
[15:56:47] <Leebert> cmn32480: don't forget to tell the world to FO
[15:57:01] * cmn32480 tells the world to FO, shuts down and packs his shit
[16:23:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[16:23:39] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[16:24:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[16:24:47] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[16:29:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[16:29:12] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[16:31:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather uranus
[16:31:23] <MrPlow> 98.6F and windy.
[16:31:24] * cmn32480 wonders if TMB is gonna get it right this time
[16:31:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather washington, dc
[16:31:33] <MrPlow> Plenty of hot air with frequent showers of bullshit.
[16:31:46] <cmn32480> #weather washington dc
[16:31:46] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[16:31:51] <cmn32480> #weather washington DC
[16:31:51] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[16:31:54] <cmn32480> #weather washington, DC
[16:31:55] <MrPlow> Today: Cloudy. Slight chance of a rain shower. High near 65F. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Showers in the morning, then cloudy in the afternoon. Thunder possible. High 77F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
[16:32:12] <cmn32480> uhh huh....
[16:32:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent. now i needa write #fakeweather so i can add them without having to do an sql insert.
[16:32:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, case sensitive at the moment
[16:33:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> not even sure if it's feasible to make them case-insensitive
[16:34:00] * cmn32480 sends MrPlow to insensitivity training
[16:34:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i could run them through the rust equivalent of perl's lc
[16:35:41] <cmn32480> dontcha love us pain in the ass?
[16:36:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i was meaning to do that anyhow
[16:39:01] <cmn32480> so you says now....
[16:40:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[16:40:06] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[16:40:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather WaShInGtOn, Dc
[16:40:35] <MrPlow> Plenty of hot air with frequent showers of bullshit.
[16:41:32] <cmn32480> #weather washington dc
[16:41:33] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[16:41:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, been meaning to do that for a while. otherwise it could fill ram up pretty bad by filling the cache with a gerzillion identical cept for case results
[16:41:52] <cmn32480> how bout comma removal?
[16:41:58] <cmn32480> #weather washington
[16:41:58] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[16:42:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> that i'm not "fixing" that's working as designed.
[16:42:16] * cmn32480 notes the flawed design
[16:42:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp
[16:42:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help weather
[16:42:34] <MrPlow> #weather <zip>, #weather city, st, or just #weather if you have saved a location with #weatheradd
[16:42:42] * cmn32480 enjoys giving /you a hard time
[16:43:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, you can still get actual DC weather by using the zip
[16:43:28] <cmn32480> #weather Washington DC zip
[16:43:28] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[16:43:31] <cmn32480> newp
[16:43:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480
[16:43:37] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with an ice cream cone
[16:45:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, speaking of dc and the tools therein... where's gravis been?
[16:45:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> well shit, wireless mouse just ran outa batteries
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[16:46:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> nm, just poorly seated
[16:49:32] <cmn32480> dunno
[16:49:43] <cmn32480> maybe we're off his list opf places he likes
[16:56:38] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[16:56:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably too much free speech for him
[16:58:01] <cmn32480> ~last gravis
[16:58:14] <cmn32480> ~last
[16:58:22] <exec> 03
[16:58:22] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[16:58:36] <exec> 03
[16:58:36] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[16:58:41] <cmn32480> bleeping chromas...
[17:04:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen gravis
[17:04:37] <MrPlow> Sorry, I have not seen gravis
[17:04:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen Gravis
[17:04:43] <MrPlow> [2016-09-15 10:43:37] #Soylent <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: so you just want a fight in the comments section, no matter how stupid, eh?
[17:04:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid bot
[17:05:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyways, couple weeks since he spoked
[17:06:05] <cmn32480> interesting
[17:06:08] <cmn32480> maybe he on vacation
[17:06:13] <cmn32480> busy as hell w/ work
[17:06:29] <cmn32480> working on The Donald's Campaign
[17:07:06] <cmn32480> same date on his last site comment
[17:07:43] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[17:07:45] <Nacho> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:3, Interesting)
[17:07:49] <cmn32480> that answers your question
[17:11:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, good then
[17:13:13] <cmn32480> prolly not good.
[17:13:21] <cmn32480> but certainly it'll be quieter
[17:14:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, we're always better off without someone who wants an echo chamber
[17:16:23] <cmn32480> disagree
[17:16:41] <cmn32480> having people who want differeing echo chambers generally leads to good discussion
[17:17:10] <cmn32480> Gravis' tendency to troll comments and IRC and be a general asshole not withstanding.
[17:20:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, anyone who seriously wants an echo chamber isn't long for this site anyway. our "fuck a bunch of that" policy on censorship is well known.
[17:21:03] <cmn32480> fair point
[17:22:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, think i'll have a nap and then see if i can finish up the command_fake_weather_add function before i get busy
[17:22:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[17:22:23] <Bender> karma - naps: 49
[17:25:12] * cmn32480 contains his nap jealousy
[17:25:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Detailed Observations of Galaxy Rotation Challenge Dark Matter - http://sylnt.us - does-dark-matter-matter?
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[17:54:15] <Leebert> Not that anyone cares, but the easiest ZIP code to use for Washington DC weather is 22222, Arlington VA right across the river.
[18:05:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather 12345
[18:05:59] <exec> 10Schenectady, NY 12345, USA - currently 64°F / 18°C, cloudy, wind NE at 9 mph, humidity 50% - Friday showers (51°F:64°F / 11°C:18°C), Saturday cloudy (53°F:60°F / 12°C:16°C), Sunday scattered showers (54°F:68°F / 12°C:20°C), Monday scattered thunderstorms (54°F:68°F / 12°C:20°C)
[19:16:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Polish Explorer Says He Found Deepest Underwater Cave - http://sylnt.us - cue-the-jokes
[19:35:10] <cmn32480> ~weather 67890
[19:35:12] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
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[19:48:11] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 14°C/57°F, 12:48 pm GMT-7, Friday, 30 September 2016
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[20:45:18] <sea> How do I make a story submission?
[20:45:44] <sea> ~weather Hell
[20:45:46] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 64°F / 18°C, cloudy, wind NE at 9 mph, humidity 93% - Friday isolated thunderstorms (63°F:65°F / 17°C:18°C), Saturday scattered showers (63°F:77°F / 17°C:25°C), Sunday partly cloudy (61°F:78°F / 16°C:26°C), Monday mostly sunny (59°F:75°F / 15°C:24°C)
[20:46:05] <sea> ~weather Heaven
[20:46:07] <exec> 10Pyongyang, North Korea - currently 55°F / 13°C, clear, wind E at 2 mph, humidity 90% - Saturday mostly sunny (59°F:82°F / 15°C:28°C), Sunday showers (58°F:73°F / 14°C:23°C), Monday sunny (56°F:80°F / 13°C:27°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (60°F:83°F / 16°C:28°C)
[20:46:31] <sea> ~weather Purgatory
[20:46:33] <exec> 10Purgatory Resort, 24 Sheol Street, Durango, CO, United States - currently 59°F / 15°C, cloudy, wind W at 12 mph, humidity 61% - Friday cloudy (36°F:58°F / 2°C:14°C), Saturday partly cloudy (35°F:60°F / 2°C:16°C), Sunday mostly sunny (41°F:60°F / 5°C:16°C), Monday scattered thunderstorms (30°F:53°F / -1°C:12°C)
[20:46:40] <sea> Intriguing.
[20:53:44] <cmn32480> #weather uranus
[20:53:44] <MrPlow> 98.6F and windy.
[20:53:55] <cmn32480> #weather washington, dc
[20:53:55] <MrPlow> Plenty of hot air with frequent showers of bullshit.
[20:56:33] <Leebert> Hmmm, is the weather in Nebraska "corny"?
[21:06:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Asks for Airspace Access for Internet Balloons - http://sylnt.us - get-yer-pellet-guns
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[21:30:59] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[21:54:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.telegraph.co.uk
[21:54:51] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[21:55:16] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[22:01:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.davidwolfe.com
[22:01:57] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[22:02:22] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[22:37:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Landlord Installs Faraday Cage to Block Phone Signals Because Social Media is Ruining British Pubs - http://sylnt.us - starting-the-weekend-with-a-good-drinking-related-story
[23:25:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, time to settle down for some Luke Cage
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[23:33:29] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 13°C/55°F, 9:33 am AEST, Saturday, 1 October 2016
[23:33:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather crutchy
[23:33:43] <MrPlow> Today: Showers early, then cloudy in the afternoon. High 62F. Winds WNW at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 70%. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies with gusty winds. High 74F. Winds N at 25 to 35 mph.
[23:34:42] <crutchy> ~sn
[23:34:44] <exec> https://soylentnews.org
[23:35:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather uranus
[23:35:04] <MrPlow> 98.6F and windy.
[23:35:40] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 i brokded the update script (re: why i couldn't update them from here)
[23:36:23] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 you can reset the wiki bot password if you want. x only needed it for testing anyway
[23:37:07] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 or if there's some way i can give you the current wiki bot password for exec i'll do that (maybe chuck me your email address)
[23:37:35] <crutchy> ~weather south pole
[23:37:36] <exec> south pole temp: -83 °F