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[00:01:32] <SirFinkus> style points
[00:03:24] <SirFinkus> HE'S GETTING SNACKS
[00:03:53] <SirFinkus> nevermind, wrong car
[00:04:22] <chromas> they should update the graphic
[00:04:31] <chromas> "ex-police chase"
[00:05:07] <chromas> allahu akbar!
[00:15:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Virtualising WANs: The Claim of a Software-Centric Future - http://sylnt.us - get-connected
[00:27:16] <chromas> cyber investigations
[00:35:18] <chromas> This is quite the police chase
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[01:11:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> a la snackbar?
[01:15:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> all a snackbar?
[01:16:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd all a snackbar
[01:16:15] <MrPlow> "all a snackbar" added.
[01:16:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 74872
[01:16:29] <MrPlow> Today: Clear. Lows overnight in the low 50s. Tomorrow: Mainly sunny. High 71F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph.
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[01:55:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - First Three-Person Baby Born Using Spindle Nuclear Transfer - http://sylnt.us - putting-it-all-together
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[02:14:24] <Ethanol-fueled> It seems the chimps are trying to rabblerouse in San Diego
[02:15:01] <Ethanol-fueled> But not a goddamn thing is gonna happen. When cops show up to a BLM rally here, it's to protect THEM from the angry wage-slaves they're making late to work.
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[03:09:49] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[03:10:15] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[03:10:20] <cmn32480> ~weather
[03:10:24] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 66°F / 19°C, light rain showers, wind E at 12 mph, humidity 89% - Wednesday thunderstorm (65°F:69°F / 18°C:21°C), Thursday rain (65°F:68°F / 18°C:20°C), Friday showers (65°F:66°F / 18°C:19°C), Saturday showers (67°F:72°F / 19°C:22°C)
[03:10:31] <cmn32480> wtf exec?
[03:11:15] <cmn32480> ~gday yo_mama
[03:11:29] <cmn32480> crutchy - did you break ~gday?
[03:21:31] <cmn32480> ~gday
[03:22:59] <chromas> #smakeadd a thousand jihads
[03:22:59] <MrPlow> "a thousand jihads" added.
[03:23:47] <cmn32480> ~gday chromas
[03:23:49] * exec insatiably inserts a tub of pinballs into chromas
[03:24:55] <chromas> ~g'day cmn32480
[03:24:56] * exec readily farts a massive fart a shot of EF's extensions at cmn32480
[03:25:16] <cmn32480> lol
[03:25:18] <chromas> I got balls in me
[03:25:29] <cmn32480> I got a massive fart
[03:25:34] <cmn32480> oh... wait
[03:25:37] <cmn32480> that was earlier.
[03:25:45] <cmn32480> now it is out of me
[03:27:14] <cmn32480> ah hell... rain tomorrow back home
[03:27:20] <cmn32480> IO hope it don't screw up my flight
[03:28:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> no home for you. go to chicago and stay there.
[03:28:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt leroy brown
[03:28:41] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[03:28:48] <chromas> He doesn't wanna die
[03:28:50] <cmn32480> that's 2 or 3 weeks from now
[03:29:01] <cmn32480> home next week
[03:29:10] <cmn32480> then Chicago?
[03:29:17] <cmn32480> then New Jersey
[03:29:24] <cmn32480> though I may have them flipped
[03:30:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's 106 miles to chicago. we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of smokes, it's dark, we're wearing sunglasses.
[03:31:19] <cmn32480> hit it
[03:31:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> thank you. i was despairing that none of you lot had any culture.
[03:32:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[03:32:53] <PC-Police> ^ 03The Blues Brothers - Sweet Home Chicago - 1080p Full HD - YouTube
[03:32:55] <cmn32480> sorry... it took 23 sedonds to reply
[03:32:59] <cmn32480> I apologize
[03:33:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> forgiven. i know porn can get distracting.
[03:33:48] <cmn32480> it was email... but porn is distracting too
[03:34:52] * cmn32480 closes his email and considers packing and going to bed
[03:36:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Canadian Bank Prohibits Giving Passwords to Police - http://sylnt.us - is-it-okay-if-they-pay-me?
[03:53:54] <cmn32480> #yt fat bottom girls
[03:53:54] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[03:54:46] <cmn32480> and I have no idea why this song is stuck in my head
[04:23:14] <cmn32480> my eyes refuse to stay open any longer...
[04:23:20] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[04:23:22] * exec unjustifiably offers a snatched purse full of dust to #soylent
[04:55:56] <SirFinkus> so fuck it, I decided to try joining the school choir
[04:56:10] <SirFinkus> not for me
[04:56:31] <SirFinkus> I don't mean this in a derogatory way, but it was gayer than I thought it would be
[04:57:09] <SirFinkus> one of the songs was titled "Tomorrow Will be my Shopping Day: A Musical Spree"
[04:57:41] <SirFinkus> *Tomorrow SHALL be my shopping day
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[05:17:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Education Department Terminates Agency That Allowed Predatory For-Profit Colleges to Thrive - http://sylnt.us - root-of-the-problem
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[06:57:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple's Healthkit Reportedly set to Shift from Tracking to Diagnosis - http://sylnt.us - prognosis-looks-'cloud-y'
[07:44:25] <crutchy> ~isup https://soylentnews.org
[07:44:26] <exec> 03https://soylentnews.org/: error connecting
[07:44:52] <crutchy> anyone else having trouble connecting to SN website?
[07:45:20] <crutchy> hmm looks like working now. maybe it was just my connection
[07:45:37] * sea attempts to load the soylentnews website
[07:45:42] <sea> Yep, it's working for me.
[07:45:52] <crutchy> probly just my wonky connection
[07:49:33] <boru> Dropbears have likely invaded your local exchange.
[07:51:07] <crutchy> they are employed there
[07:51:43] <crutchy> they are who we blame when our connection is.... dropped
[07:51:46] <crutchy> bahahahahaha!
[07:52:43] <boru> When are you going on tour?
[07:55:03] <chromas> https://www.rt.com
[07:55:07] <PC-Police> ^ 03Send condoms to space to teach alien invaders safe sex with hot earthlings, Swedish group urges NASA — RT Viral
[07:55:52] <boru> What in blazes.
[07:59:28] <chromas> I know. They already have an alien invasion so they should know condoms won't fly
[08:26:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Source for Recent DDoS Attacks - http://sylnt.us - all-together-now
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[09:37:14] <chromas> http://sploid.gizmodo.com
[09:37:15] <PC-Police> ^ 03This Old-Ass Commodore 64 Is Still Being Used to Run an Auto Shop in Poland
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[10:06:08] <crutchy> dude. submit that
[10:06:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Upgrades Chinese-English Translation with "Neural Machine Translation" - http://sylnt.us - Translate-"Jabberwocky"
[10:06:40] <crutchy> is that a commodore or an amiga?
[10:06:48] <crutchy> hmm. kinda looks like a commodore logo
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[10:12:46] <crutchy> http://petapixel.com
[10:12:46] <PC-Police> ^ 03SanDisk Unveils the World's First 1TB SDXC Card
[10:12:50] <crutchy> dayum!
[10:55:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:55:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2891
[11:13:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> wow, that coffee went quick
[11:13:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> 30oz in less than as many minutes
[11:19:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> caffeine++ # I prefer getting mine from sources other than coffee
[11:19:14] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 75
[11:19:21] <crutchy> wow poor adelaide https://www.windytv.com
[11:19:22] <PC-Police> ^ 03Windytv / Windyty, wind map forecast
[11:19:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> now that I've admitted it, you're all going to stone me because I'm a heretic, aren't you?
[11:20:36] <crutchy> wind gusting to 50 kts+
[11:21:53] <crutchy> http://www.smh.com.au
[11:21:53] <PC-Police> ^ 03National weather: Adelaide braces for record winds
[11:22:06] <crutchy> "gusts of up to 120km/h between about 6pm and midnight" [tonight]
[11:27:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ # fuck you morning
[11:27:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2892
[11:27:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, snorting anhydrous caffeine powder is also acceptable
[11:27:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Bytram
[11:27:41] * MrPlow smakes Bytram upside the head with an onion
[11:29:26] * Bytram goes to make some onion soup
[11:29:41] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:29:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2893
[11:29:45] <Bytram> !uid
[11:29:46] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6368, owned by ed271
[11:29:54] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[11:29:56] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 55°F, mostly sunny, wind NE at 16 mph, humidity 80% - Thursday cloudy (54°F:58°F), Friday scattered showers (55°F:60°F), Saturday rain (56°F:59°F), Sunday showers (58°F:62°F)
[11:29:59] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[11:30:00] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 47°F, mostly sunny, wind N at 12 mph, humidity 85% - Thursday sunny (46°F:63°F), Friday mostly cloudy (48°F:60°F), Saturday cloudy (52°F:60°F), Sunday mostly cloudy (52°F:61°F)
[11:30:03] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[11:30:05] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 35°F, sunny, wind NW at 5 mph, humidity 95% - Thursday sunny (30°F:60°F), Friday mostly sunny (35°F:64°F), Saturday partly cloudy (40°F:67°F), Sunday partly cloudy (44°F:66°F)
[11:31:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> got yer fix in for <p> <a
[11:31:19] <Bytram> nice!
[11:31:31] <Bytram> is it a special case? how'd ya do it?
[11:31:36] <crutchy> ~weather adelaide
[11:31:37] <exec> 4Adelaide SA - currently 12°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind W at 56 km/h, humidity 88% - Thursday rain (10°C:13°C), Friday showers (9°C:13°C), Saturday partly cloudy (12°C:20°C), Sunday rain (9°C:21°C)
[11:31:53] <crutchy> ~weather melbourne
[11:31:54] <exec> 4Melbourne VIC - currently 9°C, mostly cloudy, wind NE at 16 km/h, humidity 87% - Thursday cloudy (8°C:17°C), Friday showers (9°C:14°C), Saturday scattered showers (11°C:17°C), Sunday cloudy (11°C:23°C)
[11:33:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather crutchy
[11:33:08] <exec> 10Melbourne VIC - currently 48°F, mostly cloudy, wind NE at 10 mph, humidity 87% - Thursday cloudy (47°F:62°F), Friday showers (48°F:58°F), Saturday scattered showers (52°F:62°F), Sunday cloudy (52°F:73°F)
[11:33:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather melbourne, vic
[11:33:17] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[11:33:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather melbourne, au
[11:33:20] <MrPlow> Today: Showers early. Lows overnight in the upper 40s. Tomorrow: Considerable cloudiness with occasional rain showers. High 58F. Winds W at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
[11:33:53] <crutchy> #weather adelaide, au
[11:33:53] <MrPlow> Today: Windy with periods of rain. Lows overnight in the low 50s. Tomorrow: Windy with rain showers. High 57F. Winds WSW at 25 to 35 mph. Chance of rain 60%.
[11:34:06] <Bytram> ~weather riyadh
[11:34:08] <exec> 10Riyadh Saudi Arabia - currently 100°F, mostly sunny, wind NE at 6 mph, humidity 7% - Thursday sunny (71°F:101°F), Friday sunny (69°F:98°F), Saturday sunny (68°F:96°F), Sunday sunny (67°F:94°F)
[11:34:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, dig it. exec saves C/F preferences per user-doing-the-asking not per user
[11:35:02] <Bytram> huh? Oh? Nice!
[11:35:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Melbourne, FL
[11:35:40] <exec> 10Melbourne, FL, USA - currently 73°F / 23°C, sunny, wind SE at 5 mph, humidity 100% - Thursday scattered thunderstorms (73°F:88°F / 23°C:31°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (73°F:88°F / 23°C:31°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (76°F:87°F / 24°C:31°C), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (75°F:85°F / 24°C:29°C)
[11:36:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Saint Petersburg, FL
[11:36:07] <exec> 10Saint Petersburg, FL, USA - currently 79°F / 26°C, mostly cloudy, wind SW at 6 mph, humidity 90% - Thursday isolated thunderstorms (77°F:85°F / 25°C:29°C), Friday partly cloudy (76°F:84°F / 24°C:29°C), Saturday mostly sunny (76°F:86°F / 24°C:30°C), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (76°F:87°F / 24°C:31°C)
[11:36:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Saint Petersburg
[11:36:21] <exec> 10Saint Petersburg, Russia - currently 55°F / 13°C, cloudy, wind SW at 11 mph, humidity 82% - Thursday showers (54°F:57°F / 12°C:14°C), Friday showers (49°F:57°F / 9°C:14°C), Saturday showers (47°F:56°F / 8°C:13°C), Sunday partly cloudy (48°F:58°F / 9°C:14°C)
[11:39:56] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[11:40:01] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 76°F, partly cloudy, wind W at 2 mph, humidity 92% - Thursday partly cloudy (77°F:86°F), Friday scattered thunderstorms (77°F:84°F), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (79°F:85°F), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:85°F)
[11:40:15] <Bytram> ~weather cape canaveral
[11:40:20] <exec> 10Cape Canaveral, FL, USA - currently 74°F, sunny, wind S at 4 mph, humidity 93% - Thursday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:87°F), Friday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:86°F), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (76°F:87°F), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (75°F:84°F)
[11:41:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> I've lived here for 13 years now but never even tried to drive over the Cape for a launch
[11:42:00] * Bytram is jealous!
[11:42:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> they scrub launches *way* too often to bother
[11:42:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should monkey with MrPlow today. make him check the first word to see if it's a saved nick and retrieve weather for that nick's location if it is.
[11:42:30] * Bytram has seriously considered making a trip to see the Falcon Heavy launch
[11:43:34] * TheMightyBuzzard would rather watch heavy juggs on the beach if he's making a trip to FL
[11:43:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> Bytram: I'm like...2.5 hours away from Titusville. So getting there doesn't require a *huge* amount of planning but it's not like running to the grocery store, either.
[11:44:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, s/usv/v/
[11:44:00] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> <AndyTheAbsurd> Bytram: I'm like...2.5 hours away from Titville. So getting there doesn't require a *huge* amount of planning but it's not like running to the grocery store, either.
[11:44:01] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:44:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> (Titusville being the nearest town to Cape Canaveral.)
[11:45:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: No, South Miami is Titville - and that's a bit over 4 hours away, and in a different direction.
[11:45:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, roger
[11:46:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> just so long as you know where it is
[11:47:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> daytona beach is pretty close too though
[11:47:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Is Grappling With Hidden Unemployment - http://sylnt.us - converting-to-a-service-economy
[11:48:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> Daytona/Daytona Beach are pretty small places when it's not Bike Week/Biketoberfest.
[11:49:36] <Bytram> As of Sept 23: http://spaceflightnow.com
[11:49:37] <PC-Police> ^ 03Falcon 9 rocket explosion traced to upper stage helium system ? Spaceflight Now
[11:49:43] <Bytram> The investigation into a dramatic Falcon 9 rocket explosion earlier this month at Cape Canaveral has determined a “large breach” in the launcher’s upper stage helium pressurization system led to the destruction of the booster and its $200 million satellite payload, SpaceX said Friday.
[11:50:05] <Bytram> that might explain why all the observers started sounding like chipmunks
[11:50:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, and the day where lots of fast cars show up, drive fast, and turn left.
[11:52:06] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: does that mean that people leaving the Republican party?
[11:54:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, three lefts make a right
[11:54:30] <Bytram> Touche!
[11:55:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima hafta start yellin "damned hippie liberals" when the pack goes into turn one now though
[12:10:09] <Bytram> whereto? http://feedproxy.google.com
[12:10:10] <PC-Police> ^ 03All Your iMessage Contacts Are Belong to Apple | SecurityWeek.Com ( http://www.securityweek.com )
[12:10:30] <Bytram> wehreto? http://go.theregister.com
[12:10:31] <PC-Police> ^ 03FCC death vote looms for the Golden Age of American TV • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[12:11:10] <Bytram> https://theintercept.com
[12:11:10] <PC-Police> ^ 03Apple Logs Your iMessage Contacts — and May Share Them With Police
[12:12:32] <Bytram> seems to be the same old CDRs that all telcos log
[12:12:42] <Bytram> (CDR == Call Data Record)
[12:14:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:14:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:14:48] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 156
[12:23:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt where is my hairbrush
[12:24:00] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:24:53] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: s/brush$//
[12:24:53] <sedctl> <Bytram> <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt where is my hair
[12:25:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> roomie's girl child lurves singing that song years after stopping watching veggie tales. i have since stolen it and proclaimed anything i can't find to be my hairbrush.
[12:25:39] * Bytram is blissfully unaware of said song
[12:27:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> lose my coffee? "Me: $girlChild, where's my hairbrush?", $girlChild looks around, $girlChild points to my big YETI cup and sings "There is your hairbrush"
[12:28:06] <boru> Your tale instills nausea.
[12:28:11] <boru> How could you use camel-case!
[12:28:38] <Bytram> he's related to humptyDumpty?
[12:28:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's wrong with camels? they're almost as awesome as monkeys what with the spitting and biting.
[12:29:05] <Bytram> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[12:29:05] <PC-Police> ^ 03'Geek gene' denied: If you find computer science hard, it's your fault (or your teacher's) • The Register
[12:29:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> here i figured it was just a simple matter of intelligence
[12:30:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyone who can logic can program.
[12:30:16] <Bytram> and... that's your mistake....
[12:30:17] <boru> This is worrying: http://www.dwavesys.com
[12:30:18] <PC-Police> ^ 03D-Wave Systems Previews 2000-Qubit Quantum System | D-Wave Systems
[12:30:22] <Bytram> not lots ofpeople canlogic
[12:30:36] <Bytram> rot roh.
[12:30:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> all intelligent people can
[12:30:45] <Bytram> break time... biab
[12:31:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, i'm out of coffee again
[12:31:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[12:31:04] * exec points at Bytram
[12:31:15] <boru> That is a fine idea.
[12:37:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, blaming Bytram? yup. thus the macro.
[12:46:03] * Bytram chuckles
[12:47:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> I should do up a story about gab.ai if we haven't already had one run.
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[12:49:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> little guys start up a site in response to censorship and general fuckwadery at a bigtime website. i think our folks could relate.
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[12:59:05] <boru> Heh.
[13:03:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, think i'll roust the critters in from outside and go try to catch a fish again.
[13:04:06] <boru> I'm sure they'd make good bait.
[13:04:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, cat for catfish bait...
[13:16:49] <Bytram> dog for dogfish...
[13:18:51] <Bytram> cray for crayfish...
[13:19:18] <Bytram> jelly for jellyfish...
[13:20:11] * boru refrains from a fish puns redux.
[13:20:36] <Bytram> over for overfish...
[13:20:41] <Bytram> el for elfish...
[13:20:42] <Bytram> ;)
[13:21:24] <Bytram> https://www.postgresql.org
[13:21:26] <PC-Police> ^ 03PostgreSQL: PostgreSQL 9.6 Released!
[13:22:37] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[13:22:38] <PC-Police> ^ 03Here comes 5Gbps networking over standard cables | Ars Technica
[13:23:13] * Bytram remembers when 10-BaseT was wicked fast.
[13:23:17] <boru> Pft, I've yet to find a consumer NIC that will do 1Gbps.
[13:23:56] <Bytram> hmmm, name for a new company that makes ethernet cards: NIC Knack
[13:24:02] <Bytram> =)
[13:24:10] <Bytram> break time... biab
[13:24:12] <Bytram> afk
[13:24:21] <boru> Why not embedded network controllers? PIC NIC
[13:25:33] * cmn32480 heads for the airport
[13:26:03] * cmn32480 thinks his arms will be tired form all the flapping by the time he gets back to Baltimore.
[13:27:30] <boru> I've seen a documentary about living in Baltimore.
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[13:27:35] <boru> That's about all I know about the place.
[13:27:48] <boru> It was called The Wire; do you know it?
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[18:55:42] <weeds> sorry to barge in.... Is there a way to make a neat columnar posting?
[19:00:57] <Deucalion> hmm... don't quote me on it but as html is fine could you use [table][tr] etc. ? Never tried it myself :? Make sure to hit Preview to avoid ridicule :D Worth asking this question over in #editorial they work with this stuff evry day :)
[19:03:11] <Deucalion> hmm... just seems to put it all on one line when I try it :/
[19:03:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yeah, I think rehash inherited stripping out all but a few HTML tags from slashcode.
[19:04:20] <weeds> thanks - I tried some of the tags listed on the page, but no go. Went with leader dots :)
[19:04:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> I guess you could try using <br /> to end lines and <dd /> to indent them, but it won't look good.
[19:05:27] <Deucalion> lemm take a looksee - I'm sure there are older stories with tables in them, let me inspect what was in the actual sub to make that work
[19:06:05] <weeds> I'm sure the comment will get eonough ridicule, no need to add any not previewing!
[19:06:20] <weeds> OK, I can wait a few, thanks.
[19:11:18] <janrinok> weeds, if you can't do it, try your best and submit it anyway with instructions on how you would want it to look. The eds can access more html tags than can submitters
[19:11:23] <Deucalion> That's good as I am miserably failing to find a story with a table in it :)
[19:11:32] <weeds> The submit page has "<b|i|p|br|a|ol|ul|li|dl|dt|dd|em|strong|tt|blockquote|div|ecode|quote|sarc|sarcasm|user> " but I could not get dl, dt and dd to work.
[19:11:48] <janrinok> sry, Deucalion, that should have been directed to you
[19:12:23] <janrinok> no they are stripped out to prevent various nefarious techniques at getting stuff into the site
[19:12:37] <weeds> It's just a simple list in a response, not a story submission. Thanks for checking.
[19:12:41] <janrinok> but gtg - bye
[19:12:42] <Deucalion> janrinok, what should? I'm glad you stepped in - I have no clue how to make a table happen in a sub but I know I have seen them in stories beofre :)
[19:12:45] <Deucalion> thanks jr
[19:13:22] <Deucalion> I'm just the janitor and vaguely know a little irc-fu :)
[19:13:25] <janrinok> we can put things in ordered or unordered lists for you
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[19:49:39] <Bytram> weeds: to answer your question, to my knowledge there is no *easy* way to provide tabular data in a story *submission*...
[19:50:49] <Bytram> there are some additional tags that, once an editor has received a submission, they are privy to adding to it. On one recent occasion, a story was submitted with <pre> (I think) tags to present tabular info.
[19:50:58] <Bytram> I went nuts with the UI trying to get that to align.
[19:51:10] <Bytram> finally gave up and converted it to a proper <table>
[19:51:51] <Bytram> just do the best you can, and add a note to the top "EDITORS: Please fix up the table below." or somesuch and we can take the hint!
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[20:56:28] <Deucalion> As long a editors can insert the table codes then in the sub it would seem suffice to put ~table~~th~blah~/th~th~blah2~/th2~ i.e. replace the html < > with ~ then surely an ed could just mass replace them :D as long as <> are not in any text of course!
[20:56:37] <Deucalion> I mean ~ not being in any text
[20:57:07] <Deucalion> wow my brain is tired.
[20:57:32] <Deucalion> Going to wander in the snowy Canadian outback for a while.
[20:59:34] <Bytram> that would work... or use:
[21:00:19] <Bytram> [table][tr][td]this[/td][td]that[/td][/tr][/table]
[21:00:52] <Bytram> basically, we can work with it... worst comes to worst, we copy it, paste into an editor, global replace, and paste it back in.
[21:04:39] <Bytram> time to get going.
[21:04:43] <Bytram> have a good day, all!
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[23:32:56] <crutchy> ~translate Привет Я работаю над новым проектом, и я не уверен относительно того, что переменная _NSAKEY используется. Пожалуйста помогите.
[23:33:18] <crutchy> fuck. even translate got borken
[23:34:29] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 to fix exec's latest borkenness, can you please pull scripts/lib_http.php and scripts/github_feed.php