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[00:00:18] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 31°C/88°F, 5:00 pm GMT-7, Sunday, 25 September 2016
[00:00:47] <Ethanol-fueled> idiot CHargers lost
[00:01:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Goddamn bastardfuckers
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[00:27:46] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[00:27:46] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[00:28:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> quality bath/nap combo, that
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[00:37:05] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 32°C/90°F, 5:37 pm GMT-7, Sunday, 25 September 2016
[00:37:07] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[00:37:08] <PC-Police> ^ 03DAVID ALLAN COE - 18 X-Rated Hits [1990] Full Album - YouTube
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[00:40:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned sneaky EF
[00:42:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #tell Ethanol-fueled yo momma so fat her razor say john deere
[00:42:34] <MrPlow> Okay, I'll tell them next time I see them.
[00:47:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Oldest Computers and Software In Use By The Federal Government Have Been Found - http://sylnt.us
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[01:38:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> this could quite possibly be the best music video ever
[01:38:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[01:38:49] <PC-Police> ^ 03Boom Boom boom - ZZ Top - John Lee Hooker - YouTube
[01:45:58] * cmn32480 decideds "No Mas!" and heads for bed before he gets on a plane tomorrow
[01:46:05] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[01:46:06] * exec disturbingly culturally appropriates a box of fries from #soylent
[01:50:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight cmn32480
[01:50:07] * exec implicitly farts a stash of eye boogers at cmn32480
[02:12:09] <SirFinkus> Active users (list of members)
[02:12:09] <SirFinkus> (Users who have performed an action in the last 30 days) 2 lol
[02:12:11] <SirFinkus> da wiki
[02:14:52] <chromas> poor thing. tag it inaccurate
[02:15:08] <chromas> argue with software
[02:15:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - In Yahoo Breach, Hackers May Seek Intelligence, Not Riches - http://sylnt.us - yahoo-user?-intelligence?
[02:28:40] <SirFinkus> COUGAR Evolution-W White SECC ATX Full Tower Computer Case with Dual 12cm COUGAR TURBINE HYPER-SPIN
[02:28:49] <SirFinkus> fucking computer component marketing
[02:38:39] <chromas> Thundercougarfalconbird
[02:41:31] <SirFinkus> the fuck is even the point of USPS tracking?
[02:41:56] <SirFinkus> it's always 4 days of Shipping Label Created, USPS Awaiting Item and a few hours of "out for delivery"
[02:42:08] <SirFinkus> then it's updated after the fact
[03:03:06] <chromas> Sometimes it's in town with an ETA of 2 or 3 more days
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[04:00:28] <chromas> https://www.shadertoy.com
[04:00:29] <PC-Police> ^ 03Shadertoy BETA
[04:05:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Upgrade Your SSH Keys - http://sylnt.us - if-only-i-remember-where-I-laid-them-down
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[05:02:18] <sea> Upgrade your ssh keys?
[05:05:39] <SirFinkus> only if they're old as fuck
[05:13:33] * chromas uses 512gigabit keys
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[05:31:44] <sea> Hmm..
[05:31:55] <sea> My keys use..
[05:31:57] * sea counts
[05:32:02] <sea> Idk how many bits
[05:32:10] <sea> A large number. Bigger than 4.
[05:32:12] <sea> Many.
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[05:56:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Swiss Endorse New Surveillance Powers - http://sylnt.us - watch-out-for-scope-creep
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[06:19:22] <sea> Everybody grab a butt cheek.
[06:19:29] <sea> Not necessarily your own.
[06:20:03] <chromas> from the tongue-in-cheek dept
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[07:17:51] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 15°C/59°F, 5:17 pm AEST, Monday, 26 September 2016
[07:36:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Probe of Leaked U.S. NSA Hacking Tools Examines Operative's ‘Mistake’ - http://sylnt.us - whoopsie-daisy
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[09:27:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 8 Things to Look Out For in Red Dwarf XI - http://sylnt.us - smegging-brilliant
[10:12:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:12:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2888
[10:14:53] <boru> Morning, TMB. I have a question; what Perl mod were you using for your IRC bot when it was written in Perl? That POE one?
[10:15:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bot::BasicBot
[10:15:51] <boru> (For the IRC bits, that is)
[10:15:53] <boru> Ah, okay.
[10:16:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> also some calls to POE though since that's used by that module
[10:16:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it won't let you do quite as much as you really want
[10:17:00] <boru> I'm writing a quick and dirty data retrieval bot for a channel on another net. I'll have a look at the POE mod.
[10:17:29] <boru> Since the one on CPAN is fubar...
[10:18:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> POE would use less ram, slightly, but Bot::BasicBot is easier to work with
[10:18:09] <chromas> Maybe it's the perl 6 edition
[10:18:31] <boru> I'm fairly familiar with the IRC RFCs, so I should be alright.
[10:18:57] <boru> Something light with feck all deps to stick in a jail will do the trick.
[10:19:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, not perl then
[10:20:35] <boru> Heh, Perl will do fine.
[10:20:49] <boru> It's text-parsing heavy.
[10:21:05] <chromas> We need a javascript bot
[10:21:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> with nothing but POE::Component::IRC and Bot::BasicBot it runs several tens of megs. that's why i quit using it.
[10:21:25] <boru> Sheesh.
[10:21:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> chromas: don't tempt me into doing something crazy with node.js.
[10:22:01] <chromas> AndyTheAbsurd: do it
[10:22:12] * boru prepares The Boats
[10:22:41] <chromas> Even better, an irc bot in js run in a web browser
[10:22:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, thas what we need
[10:22:58] <chromas> then later, VBA in an Excel sheet
[10:23:10] <chromas> or powerpoint
[10:23:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothin says bloat like requiring an entire browser be loaded first.
[10:23:28] <boru> Please stop, I'm about to have lunch.
[10:23:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i don't think we have a java bot yet either
[10:23:46] <chromas> it's cooler 'cause you're doing things they're not meant to do
[10:24:19] * chromas checks his grammars
[10:24:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> I could get MrEcho's Java-based bot running here. It doesn't do anything interesting that isn't already done by another bot, but at least will fill out the programming language roster.
[10:24:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> my grammar used to make the world's best fried chicken
[10:24:45] <crutchy> php is fairly bloated so exec is towing the bloat line :p
[10:24:57] <crutchy> with its phpat ass
[10:25:19] <chromas> AndyTheAbsurd: if you can make it talk, ciri would like to have a word with it in #
[10:26:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec's design's actually really smart if you're going to run on a ram-limited system. call external scripts for most everything and let them end and free the ram.
[10:27:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> still, MrPlow is holding his own at 2nd place for ram usage. only aqu4 beats him.
[10:27:40] <chromas> plus you can mix the languages
[10:27:50] <chromas> "you got to diversify your bonds, nigga"
[10:28:20] <chromas> is aqu4 still C or has it been plussed?
[10:28:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> and unlike aqu4, MrPlow never has to worry that i was off by one and overflowed a buffer.
[10:29:10] <crutchy> i think it might have been plussed maybe
[10:30:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, you ++ aqu4 or is it still in C?
[10:31:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[10:31:07] <PC-Police> ^ 03David Allen Coe You Never Even Called Me by My Name - YouTube
[10:31:31] * TheMightyBuzzard debates getting some site work done
[10:47:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, we don't have a ruby bot either
[10:47:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> with or without rails
[11:17:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA to hold Teleconference about Europa: 2016-09-26 at 2:00pm EDT (6:00pm UTC) - http://sylnt.us - mark-your-calendar
[11:39:31] <crutchy> exec has a ruby script i think
[11:39:38] <crutchy> or at least x does
[11:40:10] <crutchy> https://github.com
[11:40:11] <PC-Police> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/currency.rb at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[11:40:39] <crutchy> ~forex usd 10 aud
[11:40:52] <crutchy> ~alias-info ~forex
[11:40:53] <exec> 02exec [enabled]: ~forex|10|0|1|1||||||ruby scripts/ruby/currency.rb %%trailing%%
[11:40:54] <exec> 02file: ./scripts/ruby/currency.rb [modified: 2016-06-04 01:38:16, size: 699 bytes]
[11:41:14] <crutchy> hmm. probably needs those commands at the top run
[11:41:31] <crutchy> gotta install a couple of gems
[11:43:05] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[11:43:05] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[11:44:46] <crutchy> ~sn
[11:44:48] <exec> https://soylentnews.org
[11:45:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[11:45:49] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk, join, part, tell, klingon, g, sammich, sammichadd, say, pissoff, dieinafire, quit, nelson
[11:46:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen mybutt
[11:46:06] <MrPlow> Sorry, I have not seen mybutt
[11:46:39] <crutchy> time for bed
[11:46:44] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[11:46:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen a naked woman
[11:46:45] <MrPlow> Sorry, I have not seen a naked woman
[11:46:47] * exec inadequately hurls a jar jar of funding at #soylent
[11:46:54] <crutchy> lol
[11:46:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight crutchy
[11:47:00] * exec explicitly passes a dutch oven of problematic principals to crutchy
[11:47:08] <crutchy> the only jar jar that could ever be appreciated
[11:47:11] <crutchy> :D
[11:47:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
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[11:47:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know what, ima write a nexus adding script
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[12:57:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australian Authorities Say They Can Detect Dark Net Transactions - Claims The Register - http://sylnt.us - reading-between-the-lines
[13:04:24] <chromas> http://www.vincentabry.com
[13:04:48] <chromas> selfies for all
[13:06:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> I think I'm going to turn off the Windows built in backup tool
[13:07:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> and write a little batch file that uses xcopy to do my backups instead (assuming xcopy still exists)
[13:07:43] <chromas> You can get rsync for windows
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[13:08:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think he's going for ghetto retro
[13:08:52] <chromas> go for maximum hacks
[13:08:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm going for something that will work on Windows without having to install any dependencies
[13:09:08] <chromas> Run a Linux or BSD VM that mounts the windows disk and does the backups
[13:09:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas++ # for great complexity
[13:09:36] <Bender> karma - chromas: 178
[13:10:14] <chromas> or if you really want ghetto retro, a VM that runs DOS. Plus you can test NC's keylogger
[13:10:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> only if you also have a ham rig hooked up to it
[13:11:25] <chromas> Well yeah. Install QModem or Telix too
[13:11:59] <chromas> Then write an irc bot in GW-Basic
[13:14:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, bonus points if you rig a serial interface backup drive and use echo to >COM1 to create tar files of all your shat on it.
[13:15:09] <chromas> Tape drive
[13:16:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar ya go
[13:16:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of backup tapes
[13:18:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, my coding mojo is already running thin. plus i already drank all of that pot of coffee.
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[13:24:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, think i got a nexus adding script done
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[13:25:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: make another pot of coffee?
[13:28:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, debating the merits of that vs the merits of a nap
[13:28:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> naps++
[13:28:30] <Bender> karma - naps: 46
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[14:25:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> merica++ # FUCK YEAH
[14:25:53] <Bender> karma - merica: 3
[14:26:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, got my nexus creatin script workin on my dev vm
[14:27:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> believe i shall reward myself with some breakfast
[14:35:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GWX Swept Away as Pattern Emerges in Windows Updates - http://sylnt.us - all-or-nothing
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[17:33:07] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 19°C/67°F, 12:33 pm GMT-5, Monday, 26 September 2016
[17:34:26] <_muxer_> .wx
[17:34:32] <_muxer_> .weather
[17:37:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather
[17:37:33] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy with a slight chance of thunderstorms. High 87F. Winds WSW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 30%. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 86F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph.
[17:37:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> .weather 33701
[17:37:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather 33701
[17:37:52] <exec> 10Saint Petersburg, FL 33701, USA - currently 87°F / 31°C, sunny, wind S at 8 mph, humidity 67% - Monday partly cloudy (78°F:87°F / 26°C:31°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (78°F:86°F / 26°C:30°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:84°F / 26°C:29°C), Thursday thunderstorm (76°F:84°F / 24°C:29°C)
[17:37:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> there we go
[17:38:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> pretty sure exec needs a location every time
[17:38:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> MrPlow, on the other hand, is backed by a db and can store stuff.
[17:38:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> #help weather-add
[17:38:31] <MrPlow> #weather-add is not a currently implemented command
[17:38:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> #help weatheradd
[17:38:35] <MrPlow> #weatheradd <zip> or #weatheradd city, st
[17:40:57] <_muxer_> ~weather 77091
[17:40:59] <exec> 10Houston, TX 77091, USA - currently 85°F / 29°C, cloudy, wind N at 6 mph, humidity 67% - Monday scattered thunderstorms (71°F:86°F / 22°C:30°C), Tuesday mostly cloudy (67°F:87°F / 19°C:31°C), Wednesday sunny (65°F:90°F / 18°C:32°C), Thursday sunny (63°F:90°F / 17°C:32°C)
[17:41:18] <_muxer_> 85 here and 65 in Dallas, peachy
[17:41:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather 12815
[17:41:54] <exec> 10Brant Lake, NY 12815, USA - currently 61°F / 16°C, partly cloudy, wind S at 8 mph, humidity 42% - Monday partly cloudy (51°F:62°F / 11°C:17°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (41°F:67°F / 5°C:19°C), Wednesday mostly cloudy (47°F:66°F / 8°C:19°C), Thursday scattered showers (48°F:59°F / 9°C:15°C)
[17:42:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> where I'd rather be, instead I'm stuck in Florida heat
[17:57:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 74872
[17:57:08] <MrPlow> Today: Mostly sunny. High near 75F. Winds NNE at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies. High 79F. Winds light and variable.
[17:57:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Meeting Cellebrite - Israel's Master Phone Crackers - http://sylnt.us - taking-bites-of-apples
[17:57:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty. should be good fishin both days
[18:00:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~wiki bots
[18:00:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, which bot had a wiki searcher
[18:01:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g bots site:wiki.soylentnews.org
[18:01:08] <MrPlow> https://wiki.soylentnews.org - "Sep 15, 2016 ... 5 Bots. 5.1 Bot projects / task ideas. 6 Information for Sysops / IRC admins. 6.1 Server Related Info. 7 Information for IRC Operators. 7.1 Useful ..."
[18:01:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp, thas it
[18:06:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - [Updated] NASA to hold Teleconference about Europa: 2016-09-26 at 2:00pm EDT (6:00pm UTC) - http://sylnt.us - mark-your-calendar
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[18:43:02] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 18°C/64°F, 11:43 am GMT-7, Monday, 26 September 2016
[19:27:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Deloitte Survey Shows That the UK "Has Never Been More Addicted to Smartphones" - http://sylnt.us - it's-not-an-addiction,-I-need-it-for-work
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[20:00:51] <AndChat|596400> Heya kids
[20:01:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> afternoon
[20:01:22] <AndChat|596400> ~gday themightybuzzard
[20:01:24] * exec whole-heartedly crams a fartbox of buttnuggets into themightybuzzard
[20:01:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday AndChat|596400
[20:01:33] * exec abrasively postulates a doubly-linked list of unintended consequences towards AndChat|596400
[20:01:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> think you get that one
[20:01:52] <AndChat|596400> Woohoo
[20:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends on the consequences
[20:02:04] <AndChat|596400> Is me cmn32480
[20:02:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> figured. you do lurve you some gday
[20:02:33] <AndChat|596400> On plane some place over nebraska
[20:02:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh fun
[20:02:52] <AndChat|596400> Not at the moment
[20:03:03] <AndChat|596400> Ankle is getting real stiff
[20:03:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> good good. means it's healin.
[20:03:37] <AndChat|596400> Nope stiff from lack of movin
[20:03:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, yeah. that'll happen too
[20:04:01] <AndChat|596400> Zactly
[20:04:05] <chromas> Can you pace the aisle?
[20:04:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> or kick someone
[20:04:19] <AndChat|596400> But it is getting better.
[20:04:29] <AndChat|596400> Boot means no exit row
[20:04:37] <chromas> And say "g'day" to each person, followed by a description of doing random things to them
[20:04:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i lucked out. got half my flight here with nobody sitting beside me.
[20:04:51] <AndChat|596400> Nice
[20:05:11] <AndChat|596400> Did you shower that morning?
[20:05:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could totally fart and not have to blame it on the person in front of me.
[20:05:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell no. i drank coffee and called it good.
[20:05:49] <AndChat|596400> One super hot flight attendant
[20:06:04] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: s/have/get/
[20:06:57] <AndChat|596400> She been on since baltimore... one more stop in Vegas then gtfo in reno
[20:07:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> counted it up... with the layover and being there early and waiting on bags, it would have been slightly quicker to drive.
[20:08:19] <AndChat|596400> Likely for you that 8s true
[20:08:24] <chromas> But this way you spent more money
[20:08:35] AndChat|596400 is now known as cmn32480_phone
[20:08:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> me? hell if i'm spending money to go do someone a favor, even if they are family.
[20:09:02] <cmn32480_phone> For me not so much since I gotta be in Oakland tomorrow
[20:09:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't get shot
[20:09:31] <cmn32480_phone> Good idea I shall take that under advisement
[20:09:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> always a good thing to remember when going into a long time democrat run town.
[20:10:12] <sea> cmn32480_phone: Watch out for shifty eyed lamp posts
[20:10:23] <cmn32480_phone> Heh...
[20:10:51] <cmn32480_phone> I am gonna be outside Oakland tomorrow then in Carson city NV on Wed and thurs
[20:11:44] <cmn32480_phone> Could be worse... they could send me to detroit
[20:11:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean ya got chicago, oakland, detroit, and of course there's philly, city of brotherly "oh shit, get me the fuck out of here"
[20:12:25] <cmn32480_phone> Baltimore
[20:12:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp
[20:13:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically everywhere dems have had control of for more than twenty years your ass gonna get shot if you ever stop moving
[20:14:06] <sea> Did you know it's actually easier to hit a moving target than a stopped one?
[20:14:12] <sea> Fun probability fact.
[20:14:38] * cmn32480_phone calls bullshit on that one
[20:14:58] <SirFinkus> woohoo, debates tonight
[20:15:13] <SirFinkus> now that I've resigned myself to our choices, I can see the humor in it all
[20:15:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i can't buy that. you gotta guess at how far to lead them for starters. stationary targets that's an easy guess.
[20:15:19] <cmn32480_phone> Wiki fixed yet?
[20:15:27] * SirFinkus looks up drinking
[20:15:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> was it broke?
[20:15:28] <SirFinkus> define fixed
[20:15:32] <SirFinkus> it's better than it was yesterday
[20:15:54] <cmn32480_phone> Then the correct the answer is "in progress"
[20:16:11] <SirFinkus> well, wikis are always in progress
[20:16:15] <SirFinkus> thought that was kind of the point
[20:16:16] <cmn32480_phone> Sine day 1 tmb
[20:16:52] <SirFinkus> you're welcome to help cmn32480_phone if you want :^)
[20:16:54] * cmn32480_phone ponders that point
[20:17:14] <sea> The best way to show that it's more likely you'll hit a moving target than a stopped one is to consider what happens if the target is moving at high speed. The bullet will be slow in comparison, and the target, assuming its contained within a bounded region and therefore repeatedly crossing the path of the bullet, will naturally tend to hit the bullet. The target /runs into/ the bullet.
[20:17:46] <cmn32480_phone> I ain't got enough time to to my own job for SN that I ai't getting paid for much less yours
[20:17:54] <SirFinkus> lol
[20:18:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> sea, except it's much, much harder to get the bullet into a position to be hit.
[20:18:28] <SirFinkus> but what if you curve the bullet like in wanted?
[20:18:48] <cmn32480_phone> Then the guy next to where you are aiming dies
[20:18:52] <sea> No it's not. The bullet is moving, constantly. So is the target. The target is moving faster, and so per unit time it fills more area. Probability and area are intimately linked. Target fills more area per unit time -> Target is more likely to be hit.
[20:19:23] <sea> This only works because bullets are a 'slice'
[20:19:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> sea, and if you don't lead it enough, it will never be in a position to be hit. much less if the target decides not to move in a straight line.
[20:19:53] <cmn32480_phone> But if the target fills a specific area for all time it will be easier target of project where it will be and thus easier to hit
[20:20:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> in theory, your theory is sound. in practice it is not.
[20:21:27] <sea> This happens on TV all the time. Two guys get into a fight, and the protagonist is afraid to shoot because he's afraid he'll hit the wrong guy. Moving target: Likely to be hit.
[20:21:48] <SirFinkus> I think you need to go skeet shooting
[20:21:54] <sea> More often than not the TV shows end up with both characters shot. The bullet goes through them both
[20:22:07] <sea> and then you get an "OH SHIT" moment
[20:22:15] <cmn32480_phone> SirFinkus ever tried trap?
[20:22:28] <SirFinkus> not intentionally
[20:22:33] <SirFinkus> only when it's too dark to tell
[20:23:13] <cmn32480_phone> Harder then skeet... pigeons all over the place.
[20:23:43] * cmn32480_phone has wasted a lot of shells trying to get the hang of both of them
[20:23:50] * TheMightyBuzzard goes to check on his dinner
[20:23:54] <cmn32480_phone> And failing miserably
[20:24:31] * cmn32480_phone hasn't eaten since 6am....
[20:25:08] <cmn32480_phone> I guess I can live off the fat of the land for a while
[20:25:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> 20m left give or take
[20:25:27] <cmn32480_phone> Whatcha eatin?
[20:25:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> garfield food
[20:25:38] <sea> cat food?
[20:25:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> lasagna
[20:26:02] <cmn32480_phone> I was gonna guess squirrel.
[20:26:04] <sea> oh yah. garfield eats lasagna
[20:26:10] <SirFinkus> lol
[20:26:15] <SirFinkus> eating that now
[20:26:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> squirrel?
[20:26:34] <cmn32480_phone> Sure
[20:26:51] <cmn32480_phone> Or fish
[20:27:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> never cared for tree rat.
[20:27:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i get a lot done when i got fuck-all else to do
[20:28:45] <cmn32480_phone> Fix comments? Or other more fun stuff?
[20:30:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> both
[20:30:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> cleared like half a dozen issues off the tracker n finished up slow-loading heavily commented pages
[20:32:05] <cmn32480_phone> Damn. Good job
[20:32:19] <cmn32480_phone> Themightybuzzard++
[20:32:19] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 260
[20:32:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't tested a heavily commented story yet cause it only affects new stories and i haven't felt like commenting the everlovin fuck out of one by myself
[20:33:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> works okay with lower values of comments though and should scale better than the previous method by quite a lot
[20:34:07] <cmn32480_phone> So we have to put it in production to see if it works?
[20:34:23] <cmn32480_phone> You wrote ObamaComment
[20:35:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically. or each of you silly buggers go and make 10-20 comments on dev when the update hits it.
[20:35:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now it's only alive on my dev vm
[20:35:34] <cmn32480_phone> 40 min till we land in vegas
[20:35:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> weee
[20:35:50] <cmn32480_phone> My ass is getting sore from these seats
[20:35:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt leaving on a jet plane
[20:35:54] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[20:36:09] <cmn32480_phone> Then I take off again for reno
[20:36:32] <cmn32480_phone> Then I bet to drive 3 hours over mountains to Oakland
[20:36:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, ima go grab a smoke then lasagna up then head out fishing
[20:36:47] <cmn32480_phone> I should a planned this better
[20:37:02] <cmn32480_phone> Good luck hope the fish don't retaliate
[20:40:30] * sea calms the fish.
[20:40:47] <sea> Wait, you're planning to kill fish!?
[20:40:50] <sea> son of a bitch
[20:41:08] * sea orders the fish to prepare for battle
[20:41:56] <sea> http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[20:41:56] <PC-Police> ^ 03Hundreds of fish fall out of the sky over remote Australian town of Lajamanu | Daily Mail Online
[20:42:03] * sea prepares his fish invasion force
[20:44:56] <cmn32480_phone> Will it scale?
[20:46:14] <chromas> Promises of scale are usually fishy
[20:46:19] <sea> We only know how to get small animals and objects into the cloud.
[20:46:46] <sea> but our top fish engineers are working on it. Someday you'll have whale sharks dropping out of the sky
[20:47:00] <sea> FISH POWER! FISH POWER! FISH POWER!
[20:47:04] <chromas> Oh, wasn
[20:47:13] <chromas> wasn't there a documentary about that awhile back?
[20:47:26] <sea> Probably. It happens often. I've got multiple books on it
[20:47:49] <sea> http://www.smithsonianmag.com
[20:47:49] <PC-Police> ^ 03Strange Rain: Why Fish, Frogs and Golf Balls Fall From the Skies | Science | Smithsonian
[20:48:02] <sea> Here's a more reliable article on it than Daily Mail
[20:48:03] <chromas> I think it was about sharks and tornadoes
[20:48:07] <chromas> I think it was called Twister
[20:48:11] <sea> okay, no. That was Sharknado
[20:48:47] <chromas> bee poop
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[21:01:28] <SirFinkus> I seem to have accidentally put myself in some kind of google+ hell
[21:02:01] <SirFinkus> so apparently I have a profile, but I can't delete it unless I finish creating it or some shit
[21:02:15] <SirFinkus> can't log into youtube anymore
[21:06:47] <chromas> Using your google/gmail credentials?
[21:06:58] <SirFinkus> yeah
[21:07:04] <SirFinkus> well, I click the login button
[21:07:09] <SirFinkus> on the youtube homepage
[21:07:15] <SirFinkus> and it just kicks me back to that
[21:07:27] <SirFinkus> I don't even get a login page
[21:07:36] <chromas> d'ya have noscript or anything like it?
[21:08:19] <SirFinkus> nope, I have adblock which I disabled to no effect
[21:08:29] <chromas> If you're logged into gmail then clicking login on youtube should skip the user/password prompt
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[21:08:52] <SirFinkus> the faqs for deleting google+ profiles don't correspond to the actual website
[21:09:03] <SirFinkus> which it does, but doesn't log me in
[21:09:06] <SirFinkus> fucking christ
[21:10:06] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com me trapped in the see through cargo doors
[21:10:07] <PC-Police> ^ 03Stgggs - Buried Alive: kkimi67's Garry's Mod Dilemma - YouTube
[21:10:28] <chromas> https://accounts.google.com
[21:10:29] <PC-Police> ^ 03Sign in - Google Accounts
[21:10:46] <chromas> (just in case you haven't got to that page yet)
[21:11:02] <SirFinkus> yeah, I'm "logged in" on every other thing than youtube
[21:11:28] <SirFinkus> tried logging out and then logging in on the youtube page, but that doesn't work either
[21:11:29] <SirFinkus> DELETE THIS
[21:15:49] <chromas> "YouTube Heroes recruitment training"
[21:16:35] <SirFinkus> I need a hero
[21:16:40] <SirFinkus> he's gotta be strong
[21:16:45] <SirFinkus> and he's gotta be fast
[21:16:59] <SirFinkus> but most importantly, he's gotta be able to delete google+ accounts
[21:18:01] <chromas> Tried a different browser?
[21:18:06] <chromas> Maybe Linux can help ;)
[21:18:17] <SirFinkus> yes, and no it won't
[21:18:32] <SirFinkus> I'm becoming convinced I've run into some kind of weird corner case
[21:18:48] <SirFinkus> probably intentional on google's part to harvest more info from me
[21:19:26] <chromas> The corner case that is someone wanting to delete an account on the internet
[21:19:45] <chromas> The proper action is to abandon it
[21:20:21] <chromas> That's why it's called the dark net
[21:24:15] * SirFinkus downloads the app to see if he can delete it through that
[21:24:41] <SirFinkus> oh wait, that's going to slurp all my contacts and upload all my pictures isn't it
[21:27:01] <chromas> haha
[21:27:29] <chromas> You'll have to run it in a vm
[21:35:38] <SirFinkus> ok, I got to a new screen
[21:35:48] <SirFinkus> but the option to delete doesn't exist
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[21:36:55] <SirFinkus> HAHAHA
[21:36:57] <SirFinkus> 404
[21:37:09] <chromas> https://myaccount.google.com
[21:37:10] <PC-Police> ^ 03Sign in - Google Accounts ( https://accounts.google.com )
[21:38:22] <SirFinkus> I think that cracked it
[21:38:23] <SirFinkus> thanks
[21:38:28] <SirFinkus> but still can't log into youtube
[21:46:00] <SirFinkus> oh, I guess that just nuked my youtube account too
[21:46:07] <SirFinkus> WELL FUCK YOU IN THAT CASE
[21:46:23] * SirFinkus beings looking for alternative email providers too
[21:51:58] * chromas backs away slowly
[21:52:42] <chromas> Can you create a new account with the same user name now?
[22:00:53] <SirFinkus> not you chromas, google
[22:01:06] <SirFinkus> sorry, that came across wrong I think
[22:01:31] <chromas> I know, but I did send a link, even if it's not what you used
[22:02:01] <chromas> You don't use your apple account?
[22:02:10] <SirFinkus> naw
[22:02:14] <SirFinkus> I might now
[22:02:28] <chromas> sir@fink.me
[22:02:39] <SirFinkus> but I'm firing google
[22:02:58] <SirFinkus> I've been dealing with this bullshit for like 2 hours now
[22:03:14] <chromas> You can't go without a google account! How will you upthumb irreverent youtube comments?
[22:03:59] * Deucalion watches the drama unfold
[22:04:20] <Deucalion> ~weather
[22:04:22] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 54°F / 12°C, clear, wind SE at 4 mph, humidity 88% - Monday partly cloudy (55°F:62°F / 13°C:17°C), Tuesday cloudy (54°F:70°F / 12°C:21°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (61°F:74°F / 16°C:23°C), Thursday partly cloudy (53°F:67°F / 12°C:19°C)
[22:04:33] * chromas wonders if you can undelete your account like facebutt
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[22:10:39] <Poseidon> TheMightyBuzzard you will pay for your assault against the harmless fooshes!!
[22:11:54] <SirFinkus> oh shit boys, new boss in town
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[22:21:34] <Poseidon> welcome sea! Long may I reside in your murky depths :D
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