#Soylent | Logs for 2016-09-25

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[23:46:42] <cmn32480> crap... I forgot to book the hotel and rental cart for the rtrip tpomorrow
[22:56:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tulsa, Oklahoma Police Officer Charged with Manslaughter - http://sylnt.us - changing-tide?
[22:55:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, Deucalion. hows things in the land of bangers n mash?
[22:12:08] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 55°F / 13°C, clear, wind SW at 7 mph, humidity 74% - Sunday clear with periodic clouds (51°F:67°F / 11°C:19°C), Monday cloudy (56°F:63°F / 13°C:17°C), Tuesday cloudy (55°F:69°F / 13°C:21°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (59°F:71°F / 15°C:22°C)
[22:12:06] <Deucalion> ~weather
[21:12:56] <exec> rank for themightybuzzard: 11 - http://ix.io
[21:12:56] <exec> sequence trimmed
[21:12:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~rps ppppppp
[21:07:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TTIP Trade Deal Is 'Dead', Say EU Ministers - http://sylnt.us - good-news-for-some-bad-news-for-others
[20:48:49] * MrPlow smakes the weather upside the head with tp
[20:48:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake the weather
[20:48:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, radar shows my fishing hole's gonna be getting rained on in about 15m or so.
[20:43:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> well blerg. wunderground says thunderstorms here in the next hour or so
[20:32:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i consider the selfie one of the greatest inventions ever. they're great at quickly and easily identifying douchebags.
[20:29:47] <PC-Police> ^ 03Victor Ng on Twitter: "2016, ya'll. https://t.co"
[20:29:46] <pinchy> https://twitter.com
[20:17:54] <PC-Police> ^ 03Frenzied home buyers in Hangzhou storm building, break door in seconds - YouTube
[20:17:53] <pinchy> https://www.youtube.com
[20:17:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, got an hour to kill then it's off to do some evening fishing
[20:16:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> good nap
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[19:47:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Rancho Cucamonga is also where all of California's most respectable Blacks live
[19:47:16] <Ethanol-fueled> http://terrafirmaadventures.com
[19:47:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Begins Operating World's Largest Radio Telescope - http://sylnt.us - here's-looking-at-U-niverse
[19:46:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Apologies for the pinterest link
[19:46:32] <Ethanol-fueled> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
[19:43:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Had buffalo and ostrich, ostrich was surprisingly beefy
[19:43:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, the only tender alligator I had was at the fuckhuge Bass Pro Shops out in berdoo
[19:43:13] <SirFinkus> better than beef, but still pretty beefy
[19:43:05] <SirFinkus> that barely counts
[19:42:47] <takyon_> I think all i've had is buffalo
[19:42:39] <takyon_> should get an emu burger
[19:42:39] <SirFinkus> there's a cabelas here that servers ostrich and shit
[19:42:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, that's pretty good
[19:42:01] <SirFinkus> which was delicious
[19:41:58] <SirFinkus> most "exotic" I've had is wild boar
[19:41:47] <SirFinkus> noice
[19:41:33] <Ethanol-fueled> They have camel too, I think
[19:41:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Still want to go back to hipsterville to try the kangaroo burger
[19:40:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, they are. Hipster burger joints are always good, it's worth paying the premium to eat "exotic meats" and most importantly get away from all the crying babies
[19:40:17] <SirFinkus> dennys is pretty shitty, but they make great burgers
[19:40:06] <SirFinkus> oh man
[19:39:52] <Ethanol-fueled> The Grand Slamburger
[19:39:39] * Ethanol-fueled curls toes
[19:39:35] <Ethanol-fueled> What's that Denny's burger with the over-easy eggs in it...where the whites are solid but the yolk runs all over the burger
[19:39:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh hell yeah, especially with an egg in them
[19:38:50] <SirFinkus> burgers are fucking delicious
[19:38:24] <Ethanol-fueled> And, as a disgusting burger-eating American pig, I'm okay with it
[19:37:58] <Ethanol-fueled> There seems to be some very understandable America hate as a theme in the stories
[19:35:33] <Ethanol-fueled> take pic Takyon
[19:35:13] <Ethanol-fueled> The F-15 can do that automatically with terrain-following radar
[19:35:13] <takyon_> time to what the steeped water looks like
[19:34:42] <SirFinkus> 250 feet off the ground through valleys and shit
[19:33:54] <PC-Police> ^ 03Flying the Typhoon Through the Mach Loop at Low Level - YouTube
[19:33:53] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com sort of related, and pretty neat
[19:33:26] <Ethanol-fueled> They threw my grandpa into a desk-job at Major for that very reason....though he was prior enlisted.
[19:33:12] <SirFinkus> meh, I'd let him fly me
[19:32:49] <Ethanol-fueled> pinchy, even the best polits' eyes go long before his age
[19:32:08] <SirFinkus> someone asked him the best way to be a fighter pilot, but misspelled a word. Chuck replied that he should start by learning to spell
[19:32:03] <pinchy> as long as his eyes are good. but at that age no telling
[19:31:39] <Ethanol-fueled> IT should be illegal for people like him to fly, much less drive, haha
[19:31:24] <SirFinkus> he still flies too apparently
[19:31:10] <Ethanol-fueled> He hunts. That makes him okay in my book
[19:31:03] <SirFinkus> cranky old man who doesn't take any bullshit
[19:30:56] <pinchy> damn that old mofo is still alive?
[19:30:55] <SirFinkus> he's what all men should aspire to be
[19:30:42] <SirFinkus> yeah
[19:30:36] <Ethanol-fueled> definitely cranky
[19:30:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Seems like a pretty straight-shooter, maybe a bit senile
[19:30:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah
[19:29:34] <SirFinkus> scroll down a bit
[19:29:33] <PC-Police> ^ 03Chuck Yeager (@GenChuckYeager) | Twitter
[19:29:32] <SirFinkus> https://twitter.com
[19:29:13] <SirFinkus> it's on his twatter
[19:29:00] <SirFinkus> hot off the presses
[19:28:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Link, fink
[19:28:53] <SirFinkus> chuck yeager hates microsoft
[19:28:46] <SirFinkus> LOL
[19:28:05] * takyon_ heats up some water for sparge
[19:27:14] <Ethanol-fueled> http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
[19:26:39] <Ethanol-fueled> WeHo is pretty much the same thing
[19:26:30] <SirFinkus> he lives in west hollywood
[19:26:25] <SirFinkus> he sees himself as a twink apparently
[19:26:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Stuff like that gets you hired in San Fran
[19:26:13] <SirFinkus> yeah
[19:26:05] <Ethanol-fueled> The color code site?
[19:25:51] <SirFinkus> the funny thing about that site is the guy has his resume on there too
[19:25:33] <Ethanol-fueled> to hone your technuique
[19:25:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, animals pee on trees to mark their territory. You can start there
[19:25:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeech
[19:25:10] <takyon_> *pit
[19:24:59] <takyon_> all of it
[19:24:49] <takyon_> take in my odor
[19:24:36] <SirFinkus> which means "suck my pits" or "armpit freak"
[19:24:25] <SirFinkus> takyon_, you're magenta to me
[19:24:24] <Ethanol-fueled> After foul-mouthed ranting, that is.
[19:24:10] <SirFinkus> same ballpark though
[19:24:06] <SirFinkus> although that's more S & M
[19:23:55] <SirFinkus> but you like it when Deucalion kicks you
[19:23:48] <SirFinkus> either daddy, or little boy looking for dady
[19:23:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing could be further from the truth, Fink...I am the tier not the tie-ee
[19:23:32] <takyon_> might be related to deep throating
[19:23:26] <takyon_> some kind of puke green for SirFinkus
[19:23:16] <SirFinkus> which means you like being tied up
[19:23:05] <SirFinkus> you're gray
[19:23:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Probably because everything that comes out of my mouth is bullshit, because I am full of shit
[19:22:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha
[19:22:36] <takyon_> appropriate!
[19:22:34] <takyon_> yours has always appeared as brown on mine
[19:22:13] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon is beige
[19:22:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, your name appears as lime-green on my screen
[19:20:53] <takyon_> sparging in 15 minutes
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[19:19:48] <SirFinkus> lime green is "keyboard licker"
[19:19:20] <takyon_> I'm looking at my keyboard right now and I don't like the secrets it's hiding
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[19:18:44] <Ethanol-fueled> or spray down etc.
[19:18:37] <Ethanol-fueled> or more availability of conformal covers you can just pull off and wash in the sink or something
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[19:17:23] <SirFinkus> just bumps on a flat surface
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[19:17:00] <takyon_> and so is the surface of that keyboard
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[19:16:58] <SirFinkus> I hope we get haptic feedback that's good enough to make completely sealed keyboards
[19:16:47] <takyon_> the human hand is dirtier than a toilet seat
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[19:16:22] <Ethanol-fueled> what you will find under them is disgusting enough to make you lose your lunch
[19:16:11] <Ethanol-fueled> By the way, never remove keys to clean your keyboard
[19:15:44] <Ethanol-fueled> as in, not slang for something else
[19:15:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, it's literal
[19:14:30] <SirFinkus> outdoor sex Ethanol-fueled
[19:14:02] <takyon_> because of the liquid extract this one uses I don't need a goddamn 10 gallon pot or whatever
[19:13:30] <Ethanol-fueled> hol' up...
[19:13:23] <Ethanol-fueled> GODDAMM CAPS LOCK
[19:13:22] <takyon_> hey ethanol
[19:13:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Looks good, TAKYON
[19:12:59] <takyon_> steeping now
[19:12:39] <PC-Police> ^✓ 03Big Head Irish Red - Recipe - BeerSmith Cloud
[19:12:39] <takyon_> TheMightyBuzzard: I'm making this: http://beersmithrecipes.com
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[19:11:27] <Ethanol-fueled> What is that, using a hammock or something?
[19:11:10] <SirFinkus> I like "mosquito netting" for outdoor sex
[19:10:02] <Ethanol-fueled> And, five-star hummers
[19:09:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Never met one I didn't like, actually, unless they were being gross about flirting (touching my wrist and shit)
[19:09:02] <Ethanol-fueled> THose silly gays can be pretty goddamn funny sometimes
[19:08:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking hilarious
[19:08:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahaha
[19:08:46] <Bender> Added quote 779
[19:08:46] <Ethanol-fueled> !grab SirFinkus
[19:08:33] <SirFinkus> I'm glad that I now know that someone who likes to nibble toes is called a "shrimper"
[19:07:49] <SirFinkus> yellow is pretty common as I understand it
[19:07:48] <SirFinkus> really, most of those are pretty niche
[19:07:12] <SirFinkus> surveyors and construction workers use
[19:06:58] <SirFinkus> it reminds me of road markings
[19:06:34] <Ethanol-fueled> IT's like the resistor color code on steroids
[19:06:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy shit, that's not even usable without an accompanying quick-reference
[19:05:36] <PC-Police> ^ 03Gay Hanky Codes
[19:05:35] <SirFinkus> https://user.xmission.com wow, this is more extensive than I thought it was
[19:05:09] <SirFinkus> peeing off things is pretty much the best thing
[19:04:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Penis envy is a thing. So many women have told me that they wished they could write their names on the fence
[19:04:16] * SirFinkus checks amazon for yellow handkerchiefs
[19:04:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Dudes love to pee on stuff. But other dudes, or chicks?
[19:03:49] <SirFinkus> watersports is serious business
[19:01:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Some ex-marines I work with were discussing watersports. Like, with a straight face. Sick bastards, them
[19:01:29] <SirFinkus> I haven't worked out the logistics yet
[19:01:11] <SirFinkus> idk, the bathtub?
[19:00:58] <SirFinkus> patrice o neal found out he was diabetic because his girlfriend said his piss tasted like candy
[19:00:37] <Ethanol-fueled> and its so messy - where would you do it? Would you take tarp out into the woods?
[19:00:28] <SirFinkus> or, exclusively date diabetics
[19:00:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Maybe if that was bad you could have them drink pineapple juice instead
[18:59:57] <SirFinkus> and work my way up to asparagus
[18:59:48] <SirFinkus> I'll probably start by getting them to drink a lot of green tea or something
[18:59:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeech
[18:59:31] <SirFinkus> it's unexplored territory
[18:59:24] <SirFinkus> it might be the best part of it
[18:59:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Especially if they were eating asparagus, tuna, or coffee?
[18:59:00] <Ethanol-fueled> To each his or her own....but how would you get past the scent of ammonia?
[18:58:41] <Ethanol-fueled> I read it in the logs a few minutes ago
[18:57:20] <SirFinkus> I think I may be into watersports now
[18:57:01] <SirFinkus> you missed my piss inception dream story
[18:56:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking /sp/ dickheads aren't posting the streams anymore and all the Reddit streams are bogus
[18:56:03] <Ethanol-fueled> May even have to go to the bar to watch the game...though bars and Sundays are a bad combination.
[18:55:47] <Ethanol-fueled> having a hard time getting Chargers steams lately...missed the 2 games already :(
[18:55:19] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha, that is kinda creepy...but strangely convenient.
[18:55:07] <SirFinkus> creepy
[18:55:06] <PC-Police> ^✓ 03San Diego *SUPER* Chargers Fight Song! - YouTube
[18:55:06] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[18:54:44] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 30°C/86°F, 11:54 am GMT-7, Sunday, 25 September 2016
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[18:05:11] <janrinok> that's what they all say
[18:03:14] <SirFinkus> 2 beers and nothing else
[18:03:09] <SirFinkus> naw, nothing crazy though
[18:02:59] <SirFinkus> might have been piss
[18:02:45] <janrinok> I want whatever you were smoking/drinking last night
[18:01:54] <janrinok> lol - too quick
[18:01:51] <SirFinkus> pervert
[18:01:49] <janrinok> check your bed
[18:01:47] <SirFinkus> and no, I didn't piss the bed
[18:01:35] <SirFinkus> naw, didn't even have to piss when I got up
[18:01:12] <janrinok> Its your body telling you to wake up and go for a piss
[18:00:54] <SirFinkus> I was in the front row, and she opens her pussy and begins urinating on me
[18:00:37] <SirFinkus> I guess it was kind of a strip bar thing too
[18:00:23] <SirFinkus> and the girl with no pants or underwear on was on a stage type thing
[18:00:13] <janrinok> lol
[18:00:03] <SirFinkus> I was at a circus/family reunion
[17:59:50] <SirFinkus> and I "woke up"
[17:59:47] <SirFinkus> then I went "wait a second, I must be dreaming"
[17:59:23] <SirFinkus> I was in the corner and trying to leave, but the doors open and people started pissing through them
[17:59:09] <SirFinkus> one door on one wall, another on the other wall
[17:58:58] <SirFinkus> I was in a room with 2 doors
[17:58:41] <SirFinkus> it was the last night, and it was being torn down
[17:58:32] <SirFinkus> but more like a bazaar or marketplace
[17:58:23] <SirFinkus> so, I was at some kind of defcon type event
[17:57:59] <janrinok> SirFinkus, what happened?
[17:55:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What are the FLOSS Community's Answers to Siri and AI? - http://sylnt.us - Say-"What?"
[17:52:04] <SirFinkus> I think someone tried to inception me into having a watersports fetish last night
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[16:54:36] * TheMightyBuzzard goes in search of lunch and a post-lunch nap
[16:51:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok_afk, it's working. i just got notified.
[16:45:23] <janrinok_afk> k, I'll watch it
[16:45:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, that only updates every so often as well. like 5m i think.
[16:44:50] <janrinok_afk> no, not the comment count, the new messages count that each user has
[16:44:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok_afk, the two top stories are both up to date. it only updates every so often.
[16:39:15] <janrinok_afk> TheMightyBuzzard, the new message count does not seem to be updating. Not important, but I don't know if is an indicator of a failure elsewhere
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[15:57:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Many Die from Medical Mistakes in U.S. Hospitals? - http://sylnt.us - room-for-further-improvement
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[14:32:45] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[14:32:11] <Bytram> ~submit http://www.infoworld.com "This hornet’s nest of rollup patches, .Net offal, and miscellany looks remarkably like the mess we’re expecting to see in October"
[14:29:38] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[14:29:05] <Bytram> ~submit http://www.infoworld.com
[14:11:58] <exec> south pole temp: -63 °F
[14:11:57] <Bytram> ~weather south pole
[14:11:55] <exec> 10New Delhi, Delhi, India - currently 90°F, haze, wind E at 5 mph, humidity 55% - Sunday clear (77°F:92°F), Monday sunny (78°F:95°F), Tuesday sunny (78°F:98°F), Wednesday sunny (79°F:98°F)
[14:11:53] <Bytram> ~weather new delhi
[14:11:49] <exec> 10Riyadh Saudi Arabia - currently 99°F, mostly sunny, wind SE at 5 mph, humidity 10% - Sunday clear (75°F:99°F), Monday sunny (76°F:105°F), Tuesday sunny (76°F:105°F), Wednesday sunny (75°F:105°F)
[14:11:47] <Bytram> ~weather riyadh
[14:11:33] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 47°F, cloudy, wind NW at 14 mph, humidity 68% - Sunday cloudy (35°F:54°F), Monday sunny (35°F:60°F), Tuesday scattered showers (45°F:54°F), Wednesday cloudy (43°F:58°F)
[14:11:31] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[14:11:29] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 58°F, sunny, wind W at 14 mph, humidity 43% - Sunday sunny (41°F:63°F), Monday sunny (52°F:62°F), Tuesday rain (50°F:67°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (54°F:68°F)
[14:11:27] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[14:11:24] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 55°F, sunny, wind NW at 13 mph, humidity 49% - Sunday sunny (45°F:66°F), Monday sunny (56°F:64°F), Tuesday rain (55°F:69°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (59°F:68°F)
[14:11:22] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[14:11:17] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6362, owned by harri1234
[14:11:17] <Bytram> !uid
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[14:06:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Puerto Rico: 1 Substation Fire; All 3.5 Million People Lose Power - http://sylnt.us - single-point-of-failure
[14:01:28] <chromas> It's a terrible moment in your life, but don't worry; there will be others
[13:59:09] * cmn32480 hangs his head in shame for agreeing w/ chromas
[13:58:06] <cmn32480> in context w/ the article and surrounding comments, it is relevant
[13:57:59] <chromas> Since it's a reply to a joke
[13:57:51] <cmn32480> I woudl agree w/ chromas
[13:57:37] <chromas> Looks like a joke to me
[13:57:21] <cmn32480> Spam - that's a paddlin'
[13:56:03] <PC-Police> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:0)
[13:56:02] <Bytram> found it... and whadaya know, looks like spam? https://soylentnews.org
[13:55:22] <chromas> Original research — that's a paddlin'
[13:54:47] <chromas> Need an article for the wp article to reference
[13:53:33] <Bytram> BTW, I somehow missed it, but we passed the milestone of 400,000 comments a while ago; now at 406250!!
[13:52:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2887
[13:52:02] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:49:56] <cmn32480> "Slashdot screwed up by being owned by Dice. We broke away and started our own site."
[13:49:30] <cmn32480> here's a good starter:
[13:49:17] <Bytram> YOU write the article and THEN I will break it. =)
[13:49:17] <exec> .kick TheMightyBuzzard
[13:49:15] <cmn32480> ~buzzkill
[13:49:08] <cmn32480> bytram - is it done yet?
[13:49:07] <Bytram> ;)
[13:49:06] <cmn32480> lol
[13:49:03] <Bytram> ..kick cmn32480
[13:48:54] <cmn32480> bytram - is it done yet?
[13:48:52] <cmn32480> bytram - is it done yet?
[13:48:49] <cmn32480> bytram - is it done yet?
[13:48:46] <cmn32480> bytram - is it done yet?
[13:48:35] * cmn32480 awaits the linky for our new wikipedia article
[13:46:52] <Bytram> okay, if *THAT* is significant enough to exist on Wikipedia, methinks that SN should be, too.
[13:45:33] <Bytram> "Davis describes the operating system as a modern x86_64 Commodore 64 with C in place of BASIC."
[13:45:22] <cmn32480> be kind... cmn32480 hasn't had coffee++ yet
[13:45:07] <cmn32480> tie
[13:45:05] <cmn32480> tei
[13:45:02] <cmn32480> ok
[13:44:29] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[13:44:28] <cmn32480> ~g templeos
[13:44:21] <cmn32480> sure
[13:44:17] <Bytram> tie?
[13:44:07] * exec figuratively scissors an example of TempleOS for bytram
[13:44:05] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[13:43:21] <Bytram> when life hands you onions, make onion soup?
[13:43:07] * exec abnormally offers a C cup of sweet onions to cmn32480
[13:43:05] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[13:42:02] <cmn32480> ach
[13:42:00] * exec ironically blows a pitcher of relevant whitespace at #soylent
[13:41:58] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[13:41:32] * exec buttmagically imagines a DD cup of windows 3.11 for workgroups with #soylent
[13:41:30] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
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[13:00:43] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[13:00:38] <crutchy> gunna head off to bed
[13:00:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2886
[13:00:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:00:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, that's enough for me. gonna go watch some trek and drink some coffee.
[12:57:21] <crutchy> ( Y )
[12:56:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> (oYo)
[12:56:06] <crutchy> lol
[12:56:05] <crutchy> <exec> TheMightyBuzzard: Oops, () in the wrong spot
[12:55:39] <crutchy> yeah i can see that in #github
[12:55:13] * TheMightyBuzzard is currently stomping issue ass
[12:54:07] * exec dexterously passes a stash of SARS to TheMightyBuzzard
[12:54:05] <crutchy> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard sir o/
[12:52:52] * exec faithfully embiggens a recycle bin of shrunken heads with crutchy
[12:52:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday crutchy
[12:51:48] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 you'll need to put a # in front of line 11 and remove the # from line 10 of https://github.com when you update (difference is the path to arthur's stories in the shell command)
[12:49:38] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:49:13] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:49:12] <crutchy> #submit http://phys.org
[12:47:26] <PC-Police> ^✓ 03Google ( http://www.google.com )
[12:47:26] <crutchy> http://www.google.com
[12:47:14] <exec> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
[12:47:12] <crutchy> ~title off
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[12:42:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, i'm good
[12:42:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, that's two pull requests in on a sunday morning before my 2nd cup of coffee.
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[12:08:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - First Chinese Space Station Coming Back to Earth - http://sylnt.us - what-goes-up...
[11:51:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, sea
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[11:32:52] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles at takyon for making him write more difficult regexes
[10:37:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Worst Authentication Experiences? - http://sylnt.us - HA-HA!
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[10:34:37] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[10:34:37] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
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[10:33:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn i wish i was fishing
[10:33:04] <MrPlow> Today: Thunderstorms likely. Rainfall will be locally heavy at times. High near 75F. WSW winds shifting to N at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 80%. 1 to 2 inches of rain expected. Locally heavy rainfall possible. Tomorrow: Cloudy early with partial sunshine expected late. High 74F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph.
[10:33:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 74872
[10:32:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya
[10:32:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, it's raining right now
[10:32:35] <MrPlow> Today: Abundant sunshine. High 93F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: Showers in the morning, then partly cloudy in the afternoon. Thunder possible. High 73F. Winds N at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
[10:32:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:27:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA to hold Teleconference about Europa: 2016-09-25 at 2:00pm EDT (6:00pm UTC) - http://sylnt.us - mark-your-calendar
[10:14:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2885
[10:14:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:25:02] <crutchy> i think my arthur script doesn't seem to be working too well because i'm only getting one story generated, but exec's might work proper
[09:24:03] <exec> └─ 13exec-irc-bot/sn_wiki.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[09:24:01] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 the new wiki stuff is now in this file: https://github.com
[09:23:11] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 didn't want to update exec myself because there are a couple of files moved and a new file
[09:22:38] <exec> └─ 13whatever i changed · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot@ad1aebc · GitHub
[09:22:36] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 i've pushed changes to the wiki storybot thing to github https://github.com
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[08:47:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Is There a Right Way to Quit Your Job? Research Finds Some Ways are Better Than Others - http://sylnt.us - take-this-job-and...
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[08:10:12] <sea> They're cool fish
[08:10:10] <sea> bullheads look wiggly
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[08:06:51] <jasassin> makes me feel lonely
[08:06:37] <jasassin> always unhooked it and threw it back
[08:06:28] <jasassin> oh when i was a kid i was so grossed out i couldn't touch that bullhead i caught... my mom what a trooper
[08:05:40] <jasassin> only thing i ever caught was a bullhead... and a lot of love
[08:04:15] <jasassin> this one time at band camp... TheMightyBuzzard went fishing
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[07:34:00] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[07:33:36] <exec> └─ 13China completes world's largest radio telescope - YouTube
[07:33:35] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[07:33:34] <crutchy> #submit https://www.youtube.com
[07:16:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Read the Files the FBI Kept on Nikola Tesla - http://sylnt.us - car-company-namesake
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[05:52:35] <sea> ooh
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[05:35:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Book Review: "The Golden Book of Springfield" - http://sylnt.us
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[03:57:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Applying Electron Beams to 3-D Objects - http://sylnt.us - beam-me-up
[03:38:00] <crutchy> wow. exec has become the new ciri :D
[03:32:51] <sea> DIE, EXEC
[03:32:38] * sea puts exec in a box, then puts that box in a safe, then puts that safe in a bunker beneath a mountain, then wraps that up in a series of orbital protection fields and then takes that planet and plunges it into the sun.
[03:18:51] * exec crutchyly heaps promises of lilu dallas multi-pass on #Soylent
[03:18:49] <Bytram> ~gnight #Soylent
[03:18:46] * exec suspiciously penetrates a pinch of windows 3.11 for workpoops with cmn32480
[03:18:44] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[03:18:40] <Bytram> is time for sleep
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[02:51:14] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[02:51:02] * cmn32480 decides to go to bed.
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[02:34:03] <paulej72> well that is good
[02:33:35] <crutchy> well there's no nuclear winter yet
[02:33:29] <crutchy> hmm
[02:31:37] <paulej72> was not really takling about the weather more of how the day is. Since you git it first crutchy you can tell the rest of us how it will be
[02:31:19] <crutchy> actually its getting cloudy
[02:30:31] <exec> 10Princeton, NJ, USA - currently 58°F, clear, wind NW at 4 mph, humidity 70% - Saturday clear (47°F:70°F), Sunday sunny (45°F:71°F), Monday mostly sunny (62°F:74°F), Tuesday rain (51°F:72°F)
[02:30:29] <Bytram> ~weather paulej72
[02:29:38] <crutchy> its beautiful weather here atm
[02:29:18] <paulej72> what is tomorrow like crutchy? I am wondering if it will be a nice one or a shitt one
[02:28:17] <exec> *** location "yo-mama" not found
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[02:28:15] <crutchy> ~location yo-mama
[02:27:35] <crutchy> ahh its a fudged location
[02:27:27] <exec> *** location "swamp-ass" = "Orlando, FL"
[02:27:26] <exec> 10Everglades City, FL, USA - currently 75°F, clear, wind N at 1 mph, humidity 94% - Saturday partly cloudy (73°F:88°F), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (75°F:89°F), Monday scattered thunderstorms (75°F:87°F), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (75°F:88°F)
[02:27:26] <crutchy> ~location swamp-ass
[02:27:24] <Bytram> ~weather everglades
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[02:27:16] <cmn32480> hilarious
[02:27:06] <crutchy> lol i was just thinking the everglades
[02:26:57] <exec> 10Orlando, FL, USA - currently 80°F / 27°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind E at 5 mph, humidity 81% - Saturday partly cloudy (74°F:89°F / 23°C:32°C), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:89°F / 23°C:32°C), Monday scattered thunderstorms (73°F:89°F / 23°C:32°C), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (73°F:89°F / 23°C:32°C)
[02:26:56] <paulej72> ~weather swamp-ass
[02:26:38] <paulej72> ~weather swamp-ass
[02:26:33] <crutchy> as long as its not brown wet
[02:26:29] <Bytram> swamp gas
[02:25:52] <crutchy> hmm. i guess wet hot ass is also appealing
[02:25:26] <crutchy> everyone loves hot ass though
[02:25:24] <cmn32480> swamp ass...
[02:25:00] <crutchy> yeah nothing wqorse than wet ass
[02:24:58] * Bytram goes in search of a tube of Preparation H
[02:24:56] <cmn32480> that is about as dry as it gets
[02:24:48] <cmn32480> 9% humidity...
[02:24:45] <Bytram> ROFLMAO!!!!
[02:24:37] <paulej72> at least it is a dry heat
[02:24:19] <exec> 10Death Valley - currently 91°F, clear, wind NE at 11 mph, humidity 9% - Saturday clear (73°F:99°F), Sunday sunny (73°F:102°F), Monday sunny (70°F:102°F), Tuesday mostly sunny (72°F:100°F)
[02:24:17] <Bytram> ~weather ass
[02:24:16] <crutchy> lol
[02:24:12] <exec> name "ass" set for location ""Death Valley""
[02:24:11] <Bytram> ~weather-add ass "Death Valley"
[02:23:58] <exec> syntax: ~weather-add name location (name cannot contain spaces but location can contain spaces)
[02:23:57] <Bytram> ~weather-add
[02:23:42] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[02:23:40] <crutchy> ~weather uranus
[02:23:37] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 63°F, clear, wind E at 3 mph, humidity 86% - Saturday clear (55°F:73°F), Sunday sunny (54°F:73°F), Monday mostly cloudy (62°F:72°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (53°F:72°F)
[02:23:35] <Bytram> ~weather hell
[02:23:33] <khallow> wow
[02:23:33] <exec> 10Camden, NJ, USA - currently 63°F / 17°C, clear, wind N at 2 mph, humidity 61% - Saturday clear (51°F:72°F / 11°C:22°C), Sunday sunny (50°F:73°F / 10°C:23°C), Monday partly cloudy (66°F:75°F / 19°C:24°C), Tuesday rain (53°F:74°F / 12°C:23°C)
[02:23:31] <paulej72> ~weather armpit
[02:23:19] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[02:23:17] <paulej72> ~weather ass
[02:23:09] <exec> 10Old Faithful, Yellowstone National Park, WY, United States - currently 39°F / 4°C, partly cloudy, wind E at 0 mph, humidity 74% - Saturday partly cloudy (27°F:47°F / -3°C:8°C), Sunday sunny (30°F:57°F / -1°C:14°C), Monday mostly sunny (33°F:67°F / 1°C:19°C), Tuesday sunny (34°F:66°F / 1°C:19°C)
[02:23:07] <khallow> ~weather old faithful
[02:23:04] <paulej72> lol
[02:22:53] <sea> Remember, kids. When it's midnight at the south pole, it's 6 hours later in the north
[02:22:50] <paulej72> ninja'd
[02:22:32] <exec> Saturday, 24 September 2016 @ 6:22 pm GMT-8 - North Pole, AK, USA
[02:22:30] <paulej72> ~time north pole
[02:22:29] <exec> Saturday, 24 September 2016 @ 6:22 pm GMT-8 - North Pole, AK, USA
[02:22:28] <Bytram> ~time north pole
[02:22:27] <exec> south pole temp: -61 °F
[02:22:26] <crutchy> ~weather south pole
[02:22:05] <crutchy> o.O
[02:21:50] <exec> Tuesday, 30 November 1999 @ 12:00 am ontinen - It is an approximation. Stations can use time zones not matching the map. Antarctica sits on every line of longitude, due to the South Pole being situated near the middle of the continent.Time in Antarctica - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediahttps://e
[02:21:49] <sea> ~time south pole
[02:21:47] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Sunday, 25 September 2016, 2:21 am
[02:21:46] <sea> What timezone is the south pole?
[02:21:45] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Sunday, 25 September 2016, 2:21 am
[02:21:44] <crutchy> ~time google
[02:21:43] <cmn32480> ~time disney world
[02:21:36] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Sunday, 25 September 2016, 2:21 am
[02:21:34] <cmn32480> ~time tomorrowland
[02:21:26] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Sunday, 25 September 2016, 2:21 am
[02:21:24] <paulej72> ~time yesterday
[02:21:14] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 13°C/55°F, 12:21 pm AEST, Sunday, 25 September 2016
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[02:21:04] <Bytram> "Timex: Takes a licking and keeps on ticking"
[02:21:00] <cmn32480> crutchy - what's welcome?
[02:20:51] <exec> Sunday, 25 September 2016 @ 2:20 am UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[02:20:49] <Bytram> ~time x
[02:20:46] <exec> welcome enabled for 10#Soylent
[02:20:45] <crutchy> ~welcome on
[02:20:42] <exec> Saturday, 24 September 2016 @ 9:20 pm CT - Central Time
[02:20:40] <cmn32480> ~time CDT
[02:20:04] <exec> Saturday, 24 September 2016 @ 7:20 pm PT - Pacific Time
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[02:20:02] <cmn32480> ~time PDT
[02:18:33] <exec> Saturday, 24 September 2016 @ 8:18 pm MT - Mountain Time
[02:18:31] <khallow> ~time MDT
[02:18:22] <exec> Saturday, 24 September 2016 @ 10:18 pm ET - Eastern Time
[02:18:19] <Bytram> ~time EDT
[02:18:18] <exec> Sunday, 25 September 2016 @ 2:18 am UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[02:18:16] <Bytram> ~time UTC
[02:17:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Developing a GIMP Deblur Plugin [Original Content] - http://sylnt.us - how-it's-done
[02:17:05] <paulej72> I got it hexchat is being a shit again
[02:16:44] <khallow> looks like a great nerdrage piece paulej72
[02:16:34] <cmn32480> probably a result of the DDos
[02:16:33] <Bytram> I had copied that story's link from #rss-bot to here
[02:16:26] <Bytram> I had copied that story'
[02:16:25] <cmn32480> crutchy - looks like it
[02:16:04] <exec> └─ 13Am I Introverted, or Just Rude? - The New York Times
[02:16:02] <paulej72> this just popped up on my browser: http://www.nytimes.com
[02:16:01] <cmn32480> that would be Ludicrous!
[02:15:59] <crutchy> did monopoly die?
[02:15:29] <Bytram> if you *really* overclocked the proc, then it might be called well-plaid
[02:14:53] <cmn32480> well played sea... well played
[02:14:42] <Bytram> and there's prolly a server in your bulldozer, too.
[02:14:21] <Bytram> ROFL!
[02:14:18] <sea> I've got a bulldozer in my server
[02:14:13] <exec> └─ 13Bulldozer (microarchitecture) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[02:14:11] <sea> https://en.wikipedia.org(microarchitecture)
[02:14:02] * Bytram thinks of all the spitzen-sparken that might cause.
[02:13:59] <cmn32480> obviously Linode may need to borrow it
[02:13:37] <cmn32480> agreed.
[02:13:28] <Bytram> cmn32480: if you want to ride the bulldozer, that is fine... just remember that you cannot take it into the server room.
[02:12:19] <khallow> cmn, it's not a matter of need, it's a matter of displaying the power you have at your disposal
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[02:09:51] <cmn32480> if I have the bulldozer... do I really need it to level my path? can't I just ride it instead?
[02:09:21] * cmn32480 gladly accepts the keys to the SoylentNews Bulldozer
[02:07:09] <exec> └─ 13Texas HB 852 - Prohibits the Sale of Shark Fins - Key Vote - The Voter's Self Defense System - Vote Smart
[02:07:07] <pinchy> https://votesmart.org
[02:06:53] <exec> └─ 13Jack Garman, Whose Judgment Call Saved Moon Landing, Dies at 72 - The New York Times
[02:06:51] <Bytram> http://www.nytimes.com
[02:06:47] <cmn32480> and thinking about a glass of self medication to help in the healing
[02:06:42] <Bytram> good!
[02:06:39] <exec> └─ 13Am I Introverted, or Just Rude? - The New York Times
[02:06:36] <Bytram> http://www.nytimes.com
[02:06:36] <cmn32480> bytram... yes
[02:06:09] <Bytram> brb
[02:06:06] <Bytram> do you have your ankle iced and elevated now?
[02:05:40] * Bytram [belatedly] offers cmn32480 a bulldozer to clear and level his path
[02:04:49] <cmn32480> but jebus.. .my anlke is all swelled up from being on it too much today on uneven ground
[02:04:25] <cmn32480> I took about 30 min on a bench at the cub scout camp site while the kids were fishing
[02:04:22] <Bytram> just finished dinner; time for dishes... biab
[02:03:30] <Bytram> took a 2 1/2 hr nap today, and am still tired.
[02:02:57] <Bytram> true that.
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[02:02:43] * cmn32480 looks at sea and says "I don't think Bytram is firing on all thrusters...."
[02:02:06] * sea takes his glasses off, then looks at Bytram and says quietly: "My god..it's intensifying!"
[02:01:46] <cmn32480> you checked the status page... that's cheating!
[02:01:34] <exec> └─ 13Linode Status
[02:01:31] <Bytram> https://linode.statuspage.io
[02:01:19] <Bytram> yep, but this time it hit Dallas AND London
[02:01:12] <cmn32480> this was Dallas
[02:01:01] <sea> but I've never seen anything bad
[02:00:53] <sea> Linode? Linode has been experiencing periodic DDoS attacks on the Atlanta datacenter for about a year. Sometimes you get temporary network glitches
[02:00:45] * cmn32480 is tired
[02:00:18] <Bytram> same here
[02:00:13] <cmn32480> for me his text is pink-ish
[02:00:04] <cmn32480> oh
[01:59:44] <sea> exec's text is blue
[01:59:42] <paulej72> not really. the nodes lost connectivity to the mgm servers on the private net. linode may have restarted a router or switc
[01:59:37] <cmn32480> as in deep blue sea?
[01:59:30] <cmn32480> blue?
[01:59:07] <sea> Ooh, blue.
[01:58:38] <cmn32480> that's rather impressive
[01:58:33] <cmn32480> wow
[01:58:25] <paulej72> yep and it killed mysql cluste for us as well
[01:58:18] <exec> └─ 13Microsoft finally fixes double-print bug, but more patching problems loom | InfoWorld
[01:58:16] <Bytram> http://www.infoworld.com
[01:58:12] <cmn32480> but I'd still like to blame crutchy
[01:58:10] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[01:58:08] <Bytram> ~title on
[01:58:04] <cmn32480> that'd explain why exec pooched
[01:57:47] <Bytram> better!
[01:57:43] <paulej72> cmn32480: our linodes were ddosed for 9m20s
[01:57:40] * exec points at Bytram
[01:57:38] <Bytram> ~blame
[01:57:27] <Bytram> http://www.infoworld.com
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[01:56:17] <Bytram> http://www.infoworld.com
[01:53:02] <cmn32480> #blame
[01:53:02] <Bytram> ~blame
[01:52:55] <Bytram> !blame
[01:52:52] <Bytram> LOL!
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[01:52:16] * cmn32480 blames crutchy
[01:52:12] <cmn32480> ~blame
[01:51:55] <Bytram> maybe it was EXECuted?
[01:51:49] <cmn32480> I shall fix that
[01:51:42] <cmn32480> no exec
[01:51:40] <cmn32480> cripe
[01:49:31] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[01:46:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - America is Not the Greatest Country on Earth. It's Number 28 - http://sylnt.us - can't-be-good-at-everything
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[01:44:13] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
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[01:16:41] <paulej72> no problem
[01:16:15] <Bytram> afk biab
[01:15:58] <Bytram> need to break off and make some dinner; thanks again for getting things running again!!!
[01:15:32] <Bytram> nice. have not used it before and am wary of playing with tools which may have, umm, side-effects if I use them wrong... ps is rather safe
[01:14:05] <paulej72> yeah you could use ps to find if ndb is on neon and helium, but ndb_mgm will show the status of the mgm servers, the ndb nodes and the mysql frontends from one place
[01:12:53] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 227
[01:12:53] <Bytram> paulej72++ automation
[01:12:47] <Bytram> nice to get to check them out and verify they worked fine IRL
[01:12:28] <Bytram> or similar.... is late and my brain is not all hear atm
[01:12:26] <paulej72> I need to install them on helium
[01:12:17] <paulej72> neon was easy to restart as I have my new startup scripts running on that server.
[01:12:11] <Bytram> could I have checked that with PS -EF ????
[01:11:50] <paulej72> both ndb nodes were offline and needed restarting.
[01:11:32] <paulej72> The diagnosis was a bit more involved. Once logged in I check ran ndb_mgm and checked what was on and what was off.
[01:11:28] <Bytram> =)
[01:11:27] * Bytram suggests we play it safe and make a couple backups of the internet
[01:11:27] <Bytram> hmmm, okay. that makes sense.
[01:10:30] <paulej72> So I knew someone pulled the plug on the internet.
[01:10:16] <paulej72> well at first I saw that there were net splits here and when I sshed into our servers it was not connecting at first.
[01:09:21] <Bytram> or is that beyond a simple "check this and then do that" kind of thing?
[01:08:47] <Bytram> besides the obvious symptoms of the site misbehaving, should you have not been here... any suggestions on what I could have done to diagnose/restart things?
[01:07:56] <paulej72> well one thing I was able to fix by being one line at the right time
[01:07:50] <Bytram> was wondering what was going on at first. Had just gotten on-line, was checking the story queue, and it looked "weird" -- there was no admin line at the top, and no separators for different days; just a wall of green (approved/2nded) stories.
[01:07:23] <paulej72> When we lost the network we lost the connection between the management servers and the ndb cluster nodes (although they run on the same machine). without the network it would time out rather quickly
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[01:06:03] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 226
[01:06:03] <Bytram> paulej72++
[01:05:56] <paulej72> Dev is up and running as well
[01:05:38] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 225
[01:05:38] <Bytram> paulej72++
[01:05:31] <paulej72> OK both front ends are up and seem to be working
[01:05:20] <Bytram> I wonder if they have (or could make available) an RSS feed so we could follow it in #rss-bot
[01:04:22] <Bytram> for those who want to see/follow the Linode status themselves: https://linode.statuspage.io
[01:03:21] <Bytram> quick, everybody get their TB shot!
[01:03:14] <paulej72> And if you didn't know Dallas is where our servers are.
[01:02:34] <paulej72> Oh shit it's the 400TB DDOS we have benn expecting
[01:01:55] <paulej72> Sep 25, 00:40 UTC
[01:01:55] <paulej72> Identified - We are currently experiencing connectivity issues within our Dallas data center as the result of a large-scale DDoS attack. Our team is working to mitigate the ongoing attack and restore connectivity as soon as possible. We will be posting additional updates going forward.
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[00:45:37] * khallow gets in the hamster wheels and starts running.
[00:44:54] * khallow squeaks and claws at the lever. It's not working!
[00:43:59] <paulej72> will take a bit
[00:43:43] <paulej72> Well mysql cluster is down. I'll need to bring it back up and restart slash
[00:43:29] <mythterj> Get on that wheel and run...
[00:43:02] <khallow> plsfix
[00:42:54] <khallow> when I push the lever the food pellets don't dispense
[00:42:09] <paulej72> I think linode had a net hiciup
[00:41:56] <paulej72> yes i think they are related
[00:41:24] <mythterj> Seems like a lot of netsplits happening here too...
[00:41:18] <khallow> getting internal server error on SN main page
[00:41:07] <khallow> howdy
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[00:40:37] <paulej72> some meaa shit happening
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[00:38:52] <paulej72> I'll take a look
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[00:38:20] <mythterj> Just got an internal server error on the site... Won't come up now
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[00:35:47] <paulej72> Did someone kick out the plug on the internet
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[00:21:13] <paulej72> Hello everybody