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[00:21:13] <paulej72> Hello everybody
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[00:35:47] <paulej72> Did someone kick out the plug on the internet
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[00:38:20] <mythterj> Just got an internal server error on the site... Won't come up now
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[00:38:52] <paulej72> I'll take a look
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[00:40:37] <paulej72> some meaa shit happening
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[00:41:07] <khallow> howdy
[00:41:18] <khallow> getting internal server error on SN main page
[00:41:24] <mythterj> Seems like a lot of netsplits happening here too...
[00:41:56] <paulej72> yes i think they are related
[00:42:09] <paulej72> I think linode had a net hiciup
[00:42:54] <khallow> when I push the lever the food pellets don't dispense
[00:43:02] <khallow> plsfix
[00:43:29] <mythterj> Get on that wheel and run...
[00:43:43] <paulej72> Well mysql cluster is down. I'll need to bring it back up and restart slash
[00:43:59] <paulej72> will take a bit
[00:44:54] * khallow squeaks and claws at the lever. It's not working!
[00:45:37] * khallow gets in the hamster wheels and starts running.
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[01:01:55] <paulej72> Identified - We are currently experiencing connectivity issues within our Dallas data center as the result of a large-scale DDoS attack. Our team is working to mitigate the ongoing attack and restore connectivity as soon as possible. We will be posting additional updates going forward.
[01:01:55] <paulej72> Sep 25, 00:40 UTC
[01:02:34] <paulej72> Oh shit it's the 400TB DDOS we have benn expecting
[01:03:14] <paulej72> And if you didn't know Dallas is where our servers are.
[01:03:21] <Bytram> quick, everybody get their TB shot!
[01:04:22] <Bytram> for those who want to see/follow the Linode status themselves: https://linode.statuspage.io
[01:05:20] <Bytram> I wonder if they have (or could make available) an RSS feed so we could follow it in #rss-bot
[01:05:31] <paulej72> OK both front ends are up and seem to be working
[01:05:38] <Bytram> paulej72++
[01:05:38] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 225
[01:05:56] <paulej72> Dev is up and running as well
[01:06:03] <Bytram> paulej72++
[01:06:03] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 226
[01:06:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - America is Not the Greatest Country on Earth. It's No. 28 - http://sylnt.us - can't-be-good-at-everything
[01:07:23] <paulej72> When we lost the network we lost the connection between the management servers and the ndb cluster nodes (although they run on the same machine). without the network it would time out rather quickly
[01:07:50] <Bytram> was wondering what was going on at first. Had just gotten on-line, was checking the story queue, and it looked "weird" -- there was no admin line at the top, and no separators for different days; just a wall of green (approved/2nded) stories.
[01:07:56] <paulej72> well one thing I was able to fix by being one line at the right time
[01:08:47] <Bytram> besides the obvious symptoms of the site misbehaving, should you have not been here... any suggestions on what I could have done to diagnose/restart things?
[01:09:21] <Bytram> or is that beyond a simple "check this and then do that" kind of thing?
[01:10:16] <paulej72> well at first I saw that there were net splits here and when I sshed into our servers it was not connecting at first.
[01:10:30] <paulej72> So I knew someone pulled the plug on the internet.
[01:11:27] <Bytram> hmmm, okay. that makes sense.
[01:11:27] * Bytram suggests we play it safe and make a couple backups of the internet
[01:11:28] <Bytram> =)
[01:11:32] <paulej72> The diagnosis was a bit more involved. Once logged in I check ran ndb_mgm and checked what was on and what was off.
[01:11:50] <paulej72> both ndb nodes were offline and needed restarting.
[01:12:11] <Bytram> could I have checked that with PS -EF ????
[01:12:17] <paulej72> neon was easy to restart as I have my new startup scripts running on that server.
[01:12:26] <paulej72> I need to install them on helium
[01:12:28] <Bytram> or similar.... is late and my brain is not all hear atm
[01:12:47] <Bytram> nice to get to check them out and verify they worked fine IRL
[01:12:53] <Bytram> paulej72++ automation
[01:12:53] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 227
[01:14:05] <paulej72> yeah you could use ps to find if ndb is on neon and helium, but ndb_mgm will show the status of the mgm servers, the ndb nodes and the mysql frontends from one place
[01:15:32] <Bytram> nice. have not used it before and am wary of playing with tools which may have, umm, side-effects if I use them wrong... ps is rather safe
[01:15:58] <Bytram> need to break off and make some dinner; thanks again for getting things running again!!!
[01:16:15] <Bytram> afk biab
[01:16:41] <paulej72> no problem
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[01:44:13] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
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[01:46:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - America is Not the Greatest Country on Earth. It's Number 28 - http://sylnt.us - can't-be-good-at-everything
[01:49:31] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[01:51:40] <cmn32480> cripe
[01:51:42] <cmn32480> no exec
[01:51:49] <cmn32480> I shall fix that
[01:51:55] <Bytram> maybe it was EXECuted?
[01:52:12] <cmn32480> ~blame
[01:52:16] * cmn32480 blames crutchy
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[01:52:52] <Bytram> LOL!
[01:52:55] <Bytram> !blame
[01:53:02] <Bytram> ~blame
[01:53:02] <cmn32480> #blame
[01:56:17] <Bytram> http://www.infoworld.com
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[01:57:27] <Bytram> http://www.infoworld.com
[01:57:38] <Bytram> ~blame
[01:57:40] * exec points at Bytram
[01:57:43] <paulej72> cmn32480: our linodes were ddosed for 9m20s
[01:57:47] <Bytram> better!
[01:58:04] <cmn32480> that'd explain why exec pooched
[01:58:08] <Bytram> ~title on
[01:58:10] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[01:58:12] <cmn32480> but I'd still like to blame crutchy
[01:58:16] <Bytram> http://www.infoworld.com
[01:58:18] <exec> └─ 13Microsoft finally fixes double-print bug, but more patching problems loom | InfoWorld
[01:58:25] <paulej72> yep and it killed mysql cluste for us as well
[01:58:33] <cmn32480> wow
[01:58:38] <cmn32480> that's rather impressive
[01:59:07] <sea> Ooh, blue.
[01:59:30] <cmn32480> blue?
[01:59:37] <cmn32480> as in deep blue sea?
[01:59:42] <paulej72> not really. the nodes lost connectivity to the mgm servers on the private net. linode may have restarted a router or switc
[01:59:44] <sea> exec's text is blue
[02:00:04] <cmn32480> oh
[02:00:13] <cmn32480> for me his text is pink-ish
[02:00:18] <Bytram> same here
[02:00:45] * cmn32480 is tired
[02:00:53] <sea> Linode? Linode has been experiencing periodic DDoS attacks on the Atlanta datacenter for about a year. Sometimes you get temporary network glitches
[02:01:01] <sea> but I've never seen anything bad
[02:01:12] <cmn32480> this was Dallas
[02:01:19] <Bytram> yep, but this time it hit Dallas AND London
[02:01:31] <Bytram> https://linode.statuspage.io
[02:01:34] <exec> └─ 13Linode Status
[02:01:46] <cmn32480> you checked the status page... that's cheating!
[02:02:06] * sea takes his glasses off, then looks at Bytram and says quietly: "My god..it's intensifying!"
[02:02:43] * cmn32480 looks at sea and says "I don't think Bytram is firing on all thrusters...."
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[02:02:57] <Bytram> true that.
[02:03:30] <Bytram> took a 2 1/2 hr nap today, and am still tired.
[02:04:22] <Bytram> just finished dinner; time for dishes... biab
[02:04:25] <cmn32480> I took about 30 min on a bench at the cub scout camp site while the kids were fishing
[02:04:49] <cmn32480> but jebus.. .my anlke is all swelled up from being on it too much today on uneven ground
[02:05:40] * Bytram [belatedly] offers cmn32480 a bulldozer to clear and level his path
[02:06:06] <Bytram> do you have your ankle iced and elevated now?
[02:06:09] <Bytram> brb
[02:06:36] <cmn32480> bytram... yes
[02:06:36] <Bytram> http://www.nytimes.com
[02:06:39] <exec> └─ 13Am I Introverted, or Just Rude? - The New York Times
[02:06:42] <Bytram> good!
[02:06:47] <cmn32480> and thinking about a glass of self medication to help in the healing
[02:06:51] <Bytram> http://www.nytimes.com
[02:06:53] <exec> └─ 13Jack Garman, Whose Judgment Call Saved Moon Landing, Dies at 72 - The New York Times
[02:07:07] <pinchy> https://votesmart.org
[02:07:09] <exec> └─ 13Texas HB 852 - Prohibits the Sale of Shark Fins - Key Vote - The Voter's Self Defense System - Vote Smart
[02:09:21] * cmn32480 gladly accepts the keys to the SoylentNews Bulldozer
[02:09:51] <cmn32480> if I have the bulldozer... do I really need it to level my path? can't I just ride it instead?
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[02:12:19] <khallow> cmn, it's not a matter of need, it's a matter of displaying the power you have at your disposal
[02:13:28] <Bytram> cmn32480: if you want to ride the bulldozer, that is fine... just remember that you cannot take it into the server room.
[02:13:37] <cmn32480> agreed.
[02:13:59] <cmn32480> obviously Linode may need to borrow it
[02:14:02] * Bytram thinks of all the spitzen-sparken that might cause.
[02:14:11] <sea> https://en.wikipedia.org(microarchitecture)
[02:14:13] <exec> └─ 13Bulldozer (microarchitecture) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[02:14:18] <sea> I've got a bulldozer in my server
[02:14:21] <Bytram> ROFL!
[02:14:42] <Bytram> and there's prolly a server in your bulldozer, too.
[02:14:53] <cmn32480> well played sea... well played
[02:15:29] <Bytram> if you *really* overclocked the proc, then it might be called well-plaid
[02:15:59] <crutchy> did monopoly die?
[02:16:01] <cmn32480> that would be Ludicrous!
[02:16:02] <paulej72> this just popped up on my browser: http://www.nytimes.com
[02:16:04] <exec> └─ 13Am I Introverted, or Just Rude? - The New York Times
[02:16:25] <cmn32480> crutchy - looks like it
[02:16:26] <Bytram> I had copied that story'
[02:16:33] <Bytram> I had copied that story's link from #rss-bot to here
[02:16:34] <cmn32480> probably a result of the DDos
[02:16:44] <khallow> looks like a great nerdrage piece paulej72
[02:17:05] <paulej72> I got it hexchat is being a shit again
[02:17:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Developing a GIMP Deblur Plugin [Original Content] - http://sylnt.us - how-it's-done
[02:18:16] <Bytram> ~time UTC
[02:18:18] <exec> Sunday, 25 September 2016 @ 2:18 am UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[02:18:19] <Bytram> ~time EDT
[02:18:22] <exec> Saturday, 24 September 2016 @ 10:18 pm ET - Eastern Time
[02:18:31] <khallow> ~time MDT
[02:18:33] <exec> Saturday, 24 September 2016 @ 8:18 pm MT - Mountain Time
[02:20:02] <cmn32480> ~time PDT
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[02:20:04] <exec> Saturday, 24 September 2016 @ 7:20 pm PT - Pacific Time
[02:20:40] <cmn32480> ~time CDT
[02:20:42] <exec> Saturday, 24 September 2016 @ 9:20 pm CT - Central Time
[02:20:45] <crutchy> ~welcome on
[02:20:46] <exec> welcome enabled for 10#Soylent
[02:20:49] <Bytram> ~time x
[02:20:51] <exec> Sunday, 25 September 2016 @ 2:20 am UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[02:21:00] <cmn32480> crutchy - what's welcome?
[02:21:04] <Bytram> "Timex: Takes a licking and keeps on ticking"
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[02:21:14] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 13°C/55°F, 12:21 pm AEST, Sunday, 25 September 2016
[02:21:24] <paulej72> ~time yesterday
[02:21:26] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Sunday, 25 September 2016, 2:21 am
[02:21:34] <cmn32480> ~time tomorrowland
[02:21:36] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Sunday, 25 September 2016, 2:21 am
[02:21:43] <cmn32480> ~time disney world
[02:21:44] <crutchy> ~time google
[02:21:45] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Sunday, 25 September 2016, 2:21 am
[02:21:46] <sea> What timezone is the south pole?
[02:21:47] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Sunday, 25 September 2016, 2:21 am
[02:21:49] <sea> ~time south pole
[02:21:50] <exec> Tuesday, 30 November 1999 @ 12:00 am ontinen - It is an approximation. Stations can use time zones not matching the map. Antarctica sits on every line of longitude, due to the South Pole being situated near the middle of the continent.Time in Antarctica - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediahttps://e
[02:22:05] <crutchy> o.O
[02:22:26] <crutchy> ~weather south pole
[02:22:27] <exec> south pole temp: -61 °F
[02:22:28] <Bytram> ~time north pole
[02:22:29] <exec> Saturday, 24 September 2016 @ 6:22 pm GMT-8 - North Pole, AK, USA
[02:22:30] <paulej72> ~time north pole
[02:22:32] <exec> Saturday, 24 September 2016 @ 6:22 pm GMT-8 - North Pole, AK, USA
[02:22:50] <paulej72> ninja'd
[02:22:53] <sea> Remember, kids. When it's midnight at the south pole, it's 6 hours later in the north
[02:23:04] <paulej72> lol
[02:23:07] <khallow> ~weather old faithful
[02:23:09] <exec> 10Old Faithful, Yellowstone National Park, WY, United States - currently 39°F / 4°C, partly cloudy, wind E at 0 mph, humidity 74% - Saturday partly cloudy (27°F:47°F / -3°C:8°C), Sunday sunny (30°F:57°F / -1°C:14°C), Monday mostly sunny (33°F:67°F / 1°C:19°C), Tuesday sunny (34°F:66°F / 1°C:19°C)
[02:23:17] <paulej72> ~weather ass
[02:23:19] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[02:23:31] <paulej72> ~weather armpit
[02:23:33] <exec> 10Camden, NJ, USA - currently 63°F / 17°C, clear, wind N at 2 mph, humidity 61% - Saturday clear (51°F:72°F / 11°C:22°C), Sunday sunny (50°F:73°F / 10°C:23°C), Monday partly cloudy (66°F:75°F / 19°C:24°C), Tuesday rain (53°F:74°F / 12°C:23°C)
[02:23:33] <khallow> wow
[02:23:35] <Bytram> ~weather hell
[02:23:37] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 63°F, clear, wind E at 3 mph, humidity 86% - Saturday clear (55°F:73°F), Sunday sunny (54°F:73°F), Monday mostly cloudy (62°F:72°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (53°F:72°F)
[02:23:40] <crutchy> ~weather uranus
[02:23:42] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[02:23:57] <Bytram> ~weather-add
[02:23:58] <exec> syntax: ~weather-add name location (name cannot contain spaces but location can contain spaces)
[02:24:11] <Bytram> ~weather-add ass "Death Valley"
[02:24:12] <exec> name "ass" set for location ""Death Valley""
[02:24:16] <crutchy> lol
[02:24:17] <Bytram> ~weather ass
[02:24:19] <exec> 10Death Valley - currently 91°F, clear, wind NE at 11 mph, humidity 9% - Saturday clear (73°F:99°F), Sunday sunny (73°F:102°F), Monday sunny (70°F:102°F), Tuesday mostly sunny (72°F:100°F)
[02:24:37] <paulej72> at least it is a dry heat
[02:24:45] <Bytram> ROFLMAO!!!!
[02:24:48] <cmn32480> 9% humidity...
[02:24:56] <cmn32480> that is about as dry as it gets
[02:24:58] * Bytram goes in search of a tube of Preparation H
[02:25:00] <crutchy> yeah nothing wqorse than wet ass
[02:25:24] <cmn32480> swamp ass...
[02:25:26] <crutchy> everyone loves hot ass though
[02:25:52] <crutchy> hmm. i guess wet hot ass is also appealing
[02:26:29] <Bytram> swamp gas
[02:26:33] <crutchy> as long as its not brown wet
[02:26:38] <paulej72> ~weather swamp-ass
[02:26:56] <paulej72> ~weather swamp-ass
[02:26:57] <exec> 10Orlando, FL, USA - currently 80°F / 27°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind E at 5 mph, humidity 81% - Saturday partly cloudy (74°F:89°F / 23°C:32°C), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:89°F / 23°C:32°C), Monday scattered thunderstorms (73°F:89°F / 23°C:32°C), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (73°F:89°F / 23°C:32°C)
[02:27:06] <crutchy> lol i was just thinking the everglades
[02:27:16] <cmn32480> hilarious
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[02:27:24] <Bytram> ~weather everglades
[02:27:26] <crutchy> ~location swamp-ass
[02:27:26] <exec> 10Everglades City, FL, USA - currently 75°F, clear, wind N at 1 mph, humidity 94% - Saturday partly cloudy (73°F:88°F), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (75°F:89°F), Monday scattered thunderstorms (75°F:87°F), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (75°F:88°F)
[02:27:27] <exec> *** location "swamp-ass" = "Orlando, FL"
[02:27:35] <crutchy> ahh its a fudged location
[02:28:15] <crutchy> ~location yo-mama
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[02:28:17] <exec> *** location "yo-mama" not found
[02:29:18] <paulej72> what is tomorrow like crutchy? I am wondering if it will be a nice one or a shitt one
[02:29:38] <crutchy> its beautiful weather here atm
[02:30:29] <Bytram> ~weather paulej72
[02:30:31] <exec> 10Princeton, NJ, USA - currently 58°F, clear, wind NW at 4 mph, humidity 70% - Saturday clear (47°F:70°F), Sunday sunny (45°F:71°F), Monday mostly sunny (62°F:74°F), Tuesday rain (51°F:72°F)
[02:31:19] <crutchy> actually its getting cloudy
[02:31:37] <paulej72> was not really takling about the weather more of how the day is. Since you git it first crutchy you can tell the rest of us how it will be
[02:33:29] <crutchy> hmm
[02:33:35] <crutchy> well there's no nuclear winter yet
[02:34:03] <paulej72> well that is good
[02:34:34] * SirFinkus had a hunter s thompson day
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[02:51:02] * cmn32480 decides to go to bed.
[02:51:14] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[02:51:17] * exec unjustifiably internalizes a quart of lips & assholes in #soylent
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[03:18:40] <Bytram> is time for sleep
[03:18:44] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[03:18:46] * exec suspiciously penetrates a pinch of windows 3.11 for workpoops with cmn32480
[03:18:49] <Bytram> ~gnight #Soylent
[03:18:51] * exec crutchyly heaps promises of lilu dallas multi-pass on #Soylent
[03:32:38] * sea puts exec in a box, then puts that box in a safe, then puts that safe in a bunker beneath a mountain, then wraps that up in a series of orbital protection fields and then takes that planet and plunges it into the sun.
[03:32:51] <sea> DIE, EXEC
[03:38:00] <crutchy> wow. exec has become the new ciri :D
[03:57:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Applying Electron Beams to 3-D Objects - http://sylnt.us - beam-me-up
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[05:52:35] <sea> ooh
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[07:16:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Read the Files the FBI Kept on Nikola Tesla - http://sylnt.us - car-company-namesake
[07:33:34] <crutchy> #submit https://www.youtube.com
[07:33:35] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[07:33:36] <exec> └─ 13China completes world's largest radio telescope - YouTube
[07:34:00] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[08:04:15] <jasassin> this one time at band camp... TheMightyBuzzard went fishing
[08:05:40] <jasassin> only thing i ever caught was a bullhead... and a lot of love
[08:06:28] <jasassin> oh when i was a kid i was so grossed out i couldn't touch that bullhead i caught... my mom what a trooper
[08:06:37] <jasassin> always unhooked it and threw it back
[08:06:51] <jasassin> makes me feel lonely
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[08:10:10] <sea> bullheads look wiggly
[08:10:12] <sea> They're cool fish
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[08:47:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Is There a Right Way to Quit Your Job? Research Finds Some Ways are Better Than Others - http://sylnt.us - take-this-job-and...
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[09:22:36] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 i've pushed changes to the wiki storybot thing to github https://github.com
[09:22:38] <exec> └─ 13whatever i changed · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot@ad1aebc · GitHub
[09:23:11] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 didn't want to update exec myself because there are a couple of files moved and a new file
[09:24:01] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 the new wiki stuff is now in this file: https://github.com
[09:24:03] <exec> └─ 13exec-irc-bot/sn_wiki.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[09:25:02] <crutchy> i think my arthur script doesn't seem to be working too well because i'm only getting one story generated, but exec's might work proper
[10:14:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:14:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2885
[10:27:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA to hold Teleconference about Europa: 2016-09-25 at 2:00pm EDT (6:00pm UTC) - http://sylnt.us - mark-your-calendar
[10:32:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:32:35] <MrPlow> Today: Abundant sunshine. High 93F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: Showers in the morning, then partly cloudy in the afternoon. Thunder possible. High 73F. Winds N at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
[10:32:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, it's raining right now
[10:32:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya
[10:33:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 74872
[10:33:04] <MrPlow> Today: Thunderstorms likely. Rainfall will be locally heavy at times. High near 75F. WSW winds shifting to N at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 80%. 1 to 2 inches of rain expected. Locally heavy rainfall possible. Tomorrow: Cloudy early with partial sunshine expected late. High 74F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph.
[10:33:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn i wish i was fishing
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[10:37:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Worst Authentication Experiences? - http://sylnt.us - HA-HA!
[11:32:52] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles at takyon for making him write more difficult regexes
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[11:51:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, sea
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[12:42:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, that's two pull requests in on a sunday morning before my 2nd cup of coffee.
[12:42:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, i'm good
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[12:47:12] <crutchy> ~title off
[12:47:14] <exec> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
[12:47:26] <crutchy> http://www.google.com
[12:47:26] <PC-Police> ^✓ 03Google ( http://www.google.com )
[12:49:12] <crutchy> #submit http://phys.org
[12:49:13] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:49:38] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:51:48] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 you'll need to put a # in front of line 11 and remove the # from line 10 of https://github.com when you update (difference is the path to arthur's stories in the shell command)
[12:52:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday crutchy
[12:52:52] * exec faithfully embiggens a recycle bin of shrunken heads with crutchy
[12:54:05] <crutchy> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard sir o/
[12:54:07] * exec dexterously passes a stash of SARS to TheMightyBuzzard
[12:55:13] * TheMightyBuzzard is currently stomping issue ass
[12:55:39] <crutchy> yeah i can see that in #github
[12:56:05] <crutchy> <exec> TheMightyBuzzard: Oops, () in the wrong spot
[12:56:06] <crutchy> lol
[12:56:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> (oYo)
[12:57:21] <crutchy> ( Y )
[13:00:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, that's enough for me. gonna go watch some trek and drink some coffee.
[13:00:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:00:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2886
[13:00:38] <crutchy> gunna head off to bed
[13:00:43] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[13:00:45] * exec proverbially experiences a barrel of pain and suffering with #soylent
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[13:41:30] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[13:41:32] * exec buttmagically imagines a DD cup of windows 3.11 for workgroups with #soylent
[13:41:58] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[13:42:00] * exec ironically blows a pitcher of relevant whitespace at #soylent
[13:42:02] <cmn32480> ach
[13:43:05] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[13:43:07] * exec abnormally offers a C cup of sweet onions to cmn32480
[13:43:21] <Bytram> when life hands you onions, make onion soup?
[13:44:05] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[13:44:07] * exec figuratively scissors an example of TempleOS for bytram
[13:44:17] <Bytram> tie?
[13:44:21] <cmn32480> sure
[13:44:28] <cmn32480> ~g templeos
[13:44:29] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[13:45:02] <cmn32480> ok
[13:45:05] <cmn32480> tei
[13:45:07] <cmn32480> tie
[13:45:22] <cmn32480> be kind... cmn32480 hasn't had coffee++ yet
[13:45:33] <Bytram> "Davis describes the operating system as a modern x86_64 Commodore 64 with C in place of BASIC."
[13:46:52] <Bytram> okay, if *THAT* is significant enough to exist on Wikipedia, methinks that SN should be, too.
[13:48:35] * cmn32480 awaits the linky for our new wikipedia article
[13:48:46] <cmn32480> bytram - is it done yet?
[13:48:49] <cmn32480> bytram - is it done yet?
[13:48:52] <cmn32480> bytram - is it done yet?
[13:48:54] <cmn32480> bytram - is it done yet?
[13:49:03] <Bytram> ..kick cmn32480
[13:49:06] <cmn32480> lol
[13:49:07] <Bytram> ;)
[13:49:08] <cmn32480> bytram - is it done yet?
[13:49:15] <cmn32480> ~buzzkill
[13:49:17] <exec> .kick TheMightyBuzzard
[13:49:17] <Bytram> YOU write the article and THEN I will break it. =)
[13:49:30] <cmn32480> here's a good starter:
[13:49:56] <cmn32480> "Slashdot screwed up by being owned by Dice. We broke away and started our own site."
[13:52:02] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:52:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2887
[13:53:33] <Bytram> BTW, I somehow missed it, but we passed the milestone of 400,000 comments a while ago; now at 406250!!
[13:54:47] <chromas> Need an article for the wp article to reference
[13:55:22] <chromas> Original research — that's a paddlin'
[13:56:02] <Bytram> found it... and whadaya know, looks like spam? https://soylentnews.org
[13:56:03] <PC-Police> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:0)
[13:57:21] <cmn32480> Spam - that's a paddlin'
[13:57:37] <chromas> Looks like a joke to me
[13:57:51] <cmn32480> I woudl agree w/ chromas
[13:57:59] <chromas> Since it's a reply to a joke
[13:58:06] <cmn32480> in context w/ the article and surrounding comments, it is relevant
[13:59:09] * cmn32480 hangs his head in shame for agreeing w/ chromas
[14:01:28] <chromas> It's a terrible moment in your life, but don't worry; there will be others
[14:06:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Puerto Rico: 1 Substation Fire; All 3.5 Million People Lose Power - http://sylnt.us - single-point-of-failure
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[14:11:17] <Bytram> !uid
[14:11:17] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6362, owned by harri1234
[14:11:22] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[14:11:24] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 55°F, sunny, wind NW at 13 mph, humidity 49% - Sunday sunny (45°F:66°F), Monday sunny (56°F:64°F), Tuesday rain (55°F:69°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (59°F:68°F)
[14:11:27] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[14:11:29] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 58°F, sunny, wind W at 14 mph, humidity 43% - Sunday sunny (41°F:63°F), Monday sunny (52°F:62°F), Tuesday rain (50°F:67°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (54°F:68°F)
[14:11:31] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[14:11:33] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 47°F, cloudy, wind NW at 14 mph, humidity 68% - Sunday cloudy (35°F:54°F), Monday sunny (35°F:60°F), Tuesday scattered showers (45°F:54°F), Wednesday cloudy (43°F:58°F)
[14:11:47] <Bytram> ~weather riyadh
[14:11:49] <exec> 10Riyadh Saudi Arabia - currently 99°F, mostly sunny, wind SE at 5 mph, humidity 10% - Sunday clear (75°F:99°F), Monday sunny (76°F:105°F), Tuesday sunny (76°F:105°F), Wednesday sunny (75°F:105°F)
[14:11:53] <Bytram> ~weather new delhi
[14:11:55] <exec> 10New Delhi, Delhi, India - currently 90°F, haze, wind E at 5 mph, humidity 55% - Sunday clear (77°F:92°F), Monday sunny (78°F:95°F), Tuesday sunny (78°F:98°F), Wednesday sunny (79°F:98°F)
[14:11:57] <Bytram> ~weather south pole
[14:11:58] <exec> south pole temp: -63 °F
[14:29:05] <Bytram> ~submit http://www.infoworld.com
[14:29:38] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[14:32:11] <Bytram> ~submit http://www.infoworld.com "This hornet’s nest of rollup patches, .Net offal, and miscellany looks remarkably like the mess we’re expecting to see in October"
[14:32:45] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[16:39:15] <janrinok_afk> TheMightyBuzzard, the new message count does not seem to be updating. Not important, but I don't know if is an indicator of a failure elsewhere
[16:44:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok_afk, the two top stories are both up to date. it only updates every so often.
[16:44:50] <janrinok_afk> no, not the comment count, the new messages count that each user has
[16:45:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, that only updates every so often as well. like 5m i think.
[16:45:23] <janrinok_afk> k, I'll watch it
[16:51:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok_afk, it's working. i just got notified.
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[17:52:04] <SirFinkus> I think someone tried to inception me into having a watersports fetish last night
[17:55:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What are the FLOSS Community's Answers to Siri and AI? - http://sylnt.us - Say-"What?"
[17:57:59] <janrinok> SirFinkus, what happened?
[17:58:23] <SirFinkus> so, I was at some kind of defcon type event
[17:58:32] <SirFinkus> but more like a bazaar or marketplace
[17:58:41] <SirFinkus> it was the last night, and it was being torn down
[17:58:58] <SirFinkus> I was in a room with 2 doors
[17:59:09] <SirFinkus> one door on one wall, another on the other wall
[17:59:23] <SirFinkus> I was in the corner and trying to leave, but the doors open and people started pissing through them
[17:59:47] <SirFinkus> then I went "wait a second, I must be dreaming"
[17:59:50] <SirFinkus> and I "woke up"
[18:00:03] <SirFinkus> I was at a circus/family reunion
[18:00:13] <janrinok> lol
[18:00:23] <SirFinkus> and the girl with no pants or underwear on was on a stage type thing
[18:00:37] <SirFinkus> I guess it was kind of a strip bar thing too
[18:00:54] <SirFinkus> I was in the front row, and she opens her pussy and begins urinating on me
[18:01:12] <janrinok> Its your body telling you to wake up and go for a piss
[18:01:35] <SirFinkus> naw, didn't even have to piss when I got up
[18:01:47] <SirFinkus> and no, I didn't piss the bed
[18:01:49] <janrinok> check your bed
[18:01:51] <SirFinkus> pervert
[18:01:54] <janrinok> lol - too quick
[18:02:45] <janrinok> I want whatever you were smoking/drinking last night
[18:02:59] <SirFinkus> might have been piss
[18:03:09] <SirFinkus> naw, nothing crazy though
[18:03:14] <SirFinkus> 2 beers and nothing else
[18:05:11] <janrinok> that's what they all say
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[18:54:44] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 30°C/86°F, 11:54 am GMT-7, Sunday, 25 September 2016
[18:55:06] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[18:55:06] <PC-Police> ^✓ 03San Diego *SUPER* Chargers Fight Song! - YouTube
[18:55:07] <SirFinkus> creepy
[18:55:19] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha, that is kinda creepy...but strangely convenient.
[18:55:47] <Ethanol-fueled> having a hard time getting Chargers steams lately...missed the 2 games already :(
[18:56:03] <Ethanol-fueled> May even have to go to the bar to watch the game...though bars and Sundays are a bad combination.
[18:56:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking /sp/ dickheads aren't posting the streams anymore and all the Reddit streams are bogus
[18:57:01] <SirFinkus> you missed my piss inception dream story
[18:57:20] <SirFinkus> I think I may be into watersports now
[18:58:41] <Ethanol-fueled> I read it in the logs a few minutes ago
[18:59:00] <Ethanol-fueled> To each his or her own....but how would you get past the scent of ammonia?
[18:59:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Especially if they were eating asparagus, tuna, or coffee?
[18:59:24] <SirFinkus> it might be the best part of it
[18:59:31] <SirFinkus> it's unexplored territory
[18:59:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeech
[18:59:48] <SirFinkus> I'll probably start by getting them to drink a lot of green tea or something
[18:59:57] <SirFinkus> and work my way up to asparagus
[19:00:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Maybe if that was bad you could have them drink pineapple juice instead
[19:00:28] <SirFinkus> or, exclusively date diabetics
[19:00:37] <Ethanol-fueled> and its so messy - where would you do it? Would you take tarp out into the woods?
[19:00:58] <SirFinkus> patrice o neal found out he was diabetic because his girlfriend said his piss tasted like candy
[19:01:11] <SirFinkus> idk, the bathtub?
[19:01:29] <SirFinkus> I haven't worked out the logistics yet
[19:01:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Some ex-marines I work with were discussing watersports. Like, with a straight face. Sick bastards, them
[19:03:49] <SirFinkus> watersports is serious business
[19:04:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Dudes love to pee on stuff. But other dudes, or chicks?
[19:04:16] * SirFinkus checks amazon for yellow handkerchiefs
[19:04:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Penis envy is a thing. So many women have told me that they wished they could write their names on the fence
[19:05:09] <SirFinkus> peeing off things is pretty much the best thing
[19:05:35] <SirFinkus> https://user.xmission.com wow, this is more extensive than I thought it was
[19:05:36] <PC-Police> ^ 03Gay Hanky Codes
[19:06:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy shit, that's not even usable without an accompanying quick-reference
[19:06:34] <Ethanol-fueled> IT's like the resistor color code on steroids
[19:06:58] <SirFinkus> it reminds me of road markings
[19:07:12] <SirFinkus> surveyors and construction workers use
[19:07:48] <SirFinkus> really, most of those are pretty niche
[19:07:49] <SirFinkus> yellow is pretty common as I understand it
[19:08:33] <SirFinkus> I'm glad that I now know that someone who likes to nibble toes is called a "shrimper"
[19:08:46] <Ethanol-fueled> !grab SirFinkus
[19:08:46] <Bender> Added quote 779
[19:08:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahaha
[19:08:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking hilarious
[19:09:02] <Ethanol-fueled> THose silly gays can be pretty goddamn funny sometimes
[19:09:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Never met one I didn't like, actually, unless they were being gross about flirting (touching my wrist and shit)
[19:10:02] <Ethanol-fueled> And, five-star hummers
[19:11:10] <SirFinkus> I like "mosquito netting" for outdoor sex
[19:11:27] <Ethanol-fueled> What is that, using a hammock or something?
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[19:12:39] <takyon_> TheMightyBuzzard: I'm making this: http://beersmithrecipes.com
[19:12:39] <PC-Police> ^✓ 03Big Head Irish Red - Recipe - BeerSmith Cloud
[19:12:59] <takyon_> steeping now
[19:13:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Looks good, TAKYON
[19:13:22] <takyon_> hey ethanol
[19:13:23] <Ethanol-fueled> GODDAMM CAPS LOCK
[19:13:30] <Ethanol-fueled> hol' up...
[19:14:02] <takyon_> because of the liquid extract this one uses I don't need a goddamn 10 gallon pot or whatever
[19:14:30] <SirFinkus> outdoor sex Ethanol-fueled
[19:15:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, it's literal
[19:15:44] <Ethanol-fueled> as in, not slang for something else
[19:16:11] <Ethanol-fueled> By the way, never remove keys to clean your keyboard
[19:16:22] <Ethanol-fueled> what you will find under them is disgusting enough to make you lose your lunch
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[19:16:47] <takyon_> the human hand is dirtier than a toilet seat
[19:16:58] <SirFinkus> I hope we get haptic feedback that's good enough to make completely sealed keyboards
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[19:17:00] <takyon_> and so is the surface of that keyboard
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[19:17:23] <SirFinkus> just bumps on a flat surface
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[19:18:37] <Ethanol-fueled> or more availability of conformal covers you can just pull off and wash in the sink or something
[19:18:44] <Ethanol-fueled> or spray down etc.
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[19:19:20] <takyon_> I'm looking at my keyboard right now and I don't like the secrets it's hiding
[19:19:48] <SirFinkus> lime green is "keyboard licker"
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[19:20:53] <takyon_> sparging in 15 minutes
[19:22:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, your name appears as lime-green on my screen
[19:22:13] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon is beige
[19:22:34] <takyon_> yours has always appeared as brown on mine
[19:22:36] <takyon_> appropriate!
[19:22:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha
[19:23:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Probably because everything that comes out of my mouth is bullshit, because I am full of shit
[19:23:05] <SirFinkus> you're gray
[19:23:16] <SirFinkus> which means you like being tied up
[19:23:26] <takyon_> some kind of puke green for SirFinkus
[19:23:32] <takyon_> might be related to deep throating
[19:23:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing could be further from the truth, Fink...I am the tier not the tie-ee
[19:23:48] <SirFinkus> either daddy, or little boy looking for dady
[19:23:55] <SirFinkus> but you like it when Deucalion kicks you
[19:24:06] <SirFinkus> although that's more S & M
[19:24:10] <SirFinkus> same ballpark though
[19:24:24] <Ethanol-fueled> After foul-mouthed ranting, that is.
[19:24:25] <SirFinkus> takyon_, you're magenta to me
[19:24:36] <SirFinkus> which means "suck my pits" or "armpit freak"
[19:24:49] <takyon_> take in my odor
[19:24:59] <takyon_> all of it
[19:25:10] <takyon_> *pit
[19:25:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeech
[19:25:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, animals pee on trees to mark their territory. You can start there
[19:25:33] <Ethanol-fueled> to hone your technuique
[19:25:51] <SirFinkus> the funny thing about that site is the guy has his resume on there too
[19:26:05] <Ethanol-fueled> The color code site?
[19:26:13] <SirFinkus> yeah
[19:26:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Stuff like that gets you hired in San Fran
[19:26:25] <SirFinkus> he sees himself as a twink apparently
[19:26:30] <SirFinkus> he lives in west hollywood
[19:26:39] <Ethanol-fueled> WeHo is pretty much the same thing
[19:27:14] <Ethanol-fueled> http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
[19:28:05] * takyon_ heats up some water for sparge
[19:28:46] <SirFinkus> LOL
[19:28:53] <SirFinkus> chuck yeager hates microsoft
[19:28:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Link, fink
[19:29:00] <SirFinkus> hot off the presses
[19:29:13] <SirFinkus> it's on his twatter
[19:29:32] <SirFinkus> https://twitter.com
[19:29:33] <PC-Police> ^ 03Chuck Yeager (@GenChuckYeager) | Twitter
[19:29:34] <SirFinkus> scroll down a bit
[19:30:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah
[19:30:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Seems like a pretty straight-shooter, maybe a bit senile
[19:30:36] <Ethanol-fueled> definitely cranky
[19:30:42] <SirFinkus> yeah
[19:30:55] <SirFinkus> he's what all men should aspire to be
[19:30:56] <pinchy> damn that old mofo is still alive?
[19:31:03] <SirFinkus> cranky old man who doesn't take any bullshit
[19:31:10] <Ethanol-fueled> He hunts. That makes him okay in my book
[19:31:24] <SirFinkus> he still flies too apparently
[19:31:39] <Ethanol-fueled> IT should be illegal for people like him to fly, much less drive, haha
[19:32:03] <pinchy> as long as his eyes are good. but at that age no telling
[19:32:08] <SirFinkus> someone asked him the best way to be a fighter pilot, but misspelled a word. Chuck replied that he should start by learning to spell
[19:32:49] <Ethanol-fueled> pinchy, even the best polits' eyes go long before his age
[19:33:12] <SirFinkus> meh, I'd let him fly me
[19:33:26] <Ethanol-fueled> They threw my grandpa into a desk-job at Major for that very reason....though he was prior enlisted.
[19:33:53] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com sort of related, and pretty neat
[19:33:54] <PC-Police> ^ 03Flying the Typhoon Through the Mach Loop at Low Level - YouTube
[19:34:42] <SirFinkus> 250 feet off the ground through valleys and shit
[19:35:13] <takyon_> time to what the steeped water looks like
[19:35:13] <Ethanol-fueled> The F-15 can do that automatically with terrain-following radar
[19:35:33] <Ethanol-fueled> take pic Takyon
[19:37:58] <Ethanol-fueled> There seems to be some very understandable America hate as a theme in the stories
[19:38:24] <Ethanol-fueled> And, as a disgusting burger-eating American pig, I'm okay with it
[19:38:50] <SirFinkus> burgers are fucking delicious
[19:39:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh hell yeah, especially with an egg in them
[19:39:35] <Ethanol-fueled> What's that Denny's burger with the over-easy eggs in it...where the whites are solid but the yolk runs all over the burger
[19:39:39] * Ethanol-fueled curls toes
[19:39:52] <Ethanol-fueled> The Grand Slamburger
[19:40:06] <SirFinkus> oh man
[19:40:17] <SirFinkus> dennys is pretty shitty, but they make great burgers
[19:40:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, they are. Hipster burger joints are always good, it's worth paying the premium to eat "exotic meats" and most importantly get away from all the crying babies
[19:41:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Still want to go back to hipsterville to try the kangaroo burger
[19:41:33] <Ethanol-fueled> They have camel too, I think
[19:41:47] <SirFinkus> noice
[19:41:58] <SirFinkus> most "exotic" I've had is wild boar
[19:42:01] <SirFinkus> which was delicious
[19:42:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, that's pretty good
[19:42:39] <SirFinkus> there's a cabelas here that servers ostrich and shit
[19:42:39] <takyon_> should get an emu burger
[19:42:47] <takyon_> I think all i've had is buffalo
[19:43:05] <SirFinkus> that barely counts
[19:43:13] <SirFinkus> better than beef, but still pretty beefy
[19:43:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, the only tender alligator I had was at the fuckhuge Bass Pro Shops out in berdoo
[19:43:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Had buffalo and ostrich, ostrich was surprisingly beefy
[19:46:32] <Ethanol-fueled> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
[19:46:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Apologies for the pinterest link
[19:47:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Begins Operating World's Largest Radio Telescope - http://sylnt.us - here's-looking-at-U-niverse
[19:47:16] <Ethanol-fueled> http://terrafirmaadventures.com
[19:47:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Rancho Cucamonga is also where all of California's most respectable Blacks live
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[20:16:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> good nap
[20:17:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, got an hour to kill then it's off to do some evening fishing
[20:17:53] <pinchy> https://www.youtube.com
[20:17:54] <PC-Police> ^ 03Frenzied home buyers in Hangzhou storm building, break door in seconds - YouTube
[20:29:46] <pinchy> https://twitter.com
[20:29:47] <PC-Police> ^ 03Victor Ng on Twitter: "2016, ya'll. https://t.co"
[20:32:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i consider the selfie one of the greatest inventions ever. they're great at quickly and easily identifying douchebags.
[20:43:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> well blerg. wunderground says thunderstorms here in the next hour or so
[20:48:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, radar shows my fishing hole's gonna be getting rained on in about 15m or so.
[20:48:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake the weather
[20:48:49] * MrPlow smakes the weather upside the head with tp
[21:07:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TTIP Trade Deal Is 'Dead', Say EU Ministers - http://sylnt.us - good-news-for-some-bad-news-for-others
[21:12:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~rps ppppppp
[21:12:56] <exec> sequence trimmed
[21:12:56] <exec> rank for themightybuzzard: 11 - http://ix.io
[22:12:06] <Deucalion> ~weather
[22:12:08] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 55°F / 13°C, clear, wind SW at 7 mph, humidity 74% - Sunday clear with periodic clouds (51°F:67°F / 11°C:19°C), Monday cloudy (56°F:63°F / 13°C:17°C), Tuesday cloudy (55°F:69°F / 13°C:21°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (59°F:71°F / 15°C:22°C)
[22:55:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, Deucalion. hows things in the land of bangers n mash?
[22:56:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tulsa, Oklahoma Police Officer Charged with Manslaughter - http://sylnt.us - changing-tide?
[23:46:42] <cmn32480> crap... I forgot to book the hotel and rental cart for the rtrip tpomorrow