#Soylent | Logs for 2016-09-16
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[00:05:55] <chromas> Does it come in diet?
[00:10:25] <mecctro> diet water?
[00:20:31] <chromas> Diet caffeinated toothpaste
[01:06:39] <cmn32480> #smake SirFinkus
[01:06:39] * MrPlow smakes SirFinkus upside the head with a dime
[01:06:55] <SirFinkus> WOW unprovoked
[01:07:44] <cmn32480> #smake SirFinkus
[01:07:44] * MrPlow smakes SirFinkus upside the head with a testis
[01:07:47] <cmn32480> #smake SirFinkus
[01:07:47] * MrPlow smakes SirFinkus upside the head with a tube sock full of Subsentient's fresh and creamy fudge
[01:08:03] <SirFinkus> eww
[01:08:10] <cmn32480> #sammich SirFinkus
[01:08:10] * MrPlow sneaks up behind SirFinkus and cuts their throat
[01:08:10] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced SirFinkus's corpse sammiches for everyone in #Soylent
[01:09:46] <SirFinkus> #smake cmn32480
[01:09:46] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with a hornet's nest
[01:09:55] <cmn32480> #smake SirFinkus
[01:09:55] * MrPlow smakes SirFinkus upside the head with a sac of nuts
[01:10:06] <cmn32480> ~nelson SirFinkus
[01:10:07] <exec> 03SirFinkus: HA! HA!
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[01:24:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, smokers are some of the best inventions ever.
[01:24:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> on a related note, i am too full to move.
[01:25:30] <SirFinkus> TheMightyBuzzard, did you see the caffeinated toothpaste?
[01:25:36] <SirFinkus> might cause you to revise that statement
[01:25:38] <SirFinkus> https://www.powertoothpaste.com
[01:25:39] <dogbox> ^ 03Power Toothpaste
[01:26:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pandora Launches Song Replays, More Ad Skips for All - http://sylnt.us - skip-to-my-Lou
[01:26:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> i did in fact not but it is brilliance
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[01:53:47] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[01:53:49] * exec inadequately heaps a hollowed out iMac of contentment on TheMightyBuzzard
[01:54:03] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[01:54:04] * exec historically cracks open a buzzfeed list of tubgirl for TheMightyBuzzard
[02:15:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Site Server Maintenance - http://sylnt.us - blame-the-mighty-buzzard
[02:18:13] <mecctro> oh, I will.
[02:18:50] <mecctro> TheMightyParrot - at it again.
[02:19:44] <Bytram> 'e's a dead parrot
[02:20:09] <cmn32480> nope... jsut sleepy
[02:20:58] <Bytram> 'e's pining for the fiords!
[02:29:49] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[02:30:15] <Bytram|away> bedtime for gonzo
[02:30:19] <Bytram|away> ;)
[02:30:25] <Bytram|away> ~gnight SirFinkus
[02:30:27] * exec emphatically embiggens a blerg of cow dung custard with SirFinkus
[02:30:28] <Bytram|away> ~gnight cmn32480
[02:30:30] * exec diabolically ejaculates your mom's bra, full of privilege at cmn32480
[02:30:39] <cmn32480> ~gngiht Bytram|away
[02:30:42] <Bytram|away> ~blame
[02:30:43] * exec points at Bytram
[02:30:43] <cmn32480> ~gnight Bytram|away
[02:30:45] <SirFinkus> geez
[02:30:45] * exec ceremoniously offers an attack helicopter of toilet water to Bytram|away
[02:30:59] <cmn32480> gonzo nose
[02:31:12] <cmn32480> prolly not a bad idea
[02:32:00] <mecctro> ~gnight Bytram
[02:32:02] * exec flatulantly gives birth to a udf volume of toaster leavins for Bytram
[02:32:04] <Bytram|away> that was a play on the title of a Ronald Reagan film about a chimpanzee called 'Bedtime for Bonzo'
[02:32:29] <Bytram|away> laters
[02:38:05] <cmn32480> ~gngiht SirFinkus
[02:38:10] <cmn32480> ~gnight SirFinkus
[02:38:12] * exec single-candidly pesters a volley of tongue awareness month with SirFinkus
[03:17:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Vancouver Tax on Empty Homes to Target Near-Zero Rental Supply - http://sylnt.us - for-$10K/year-I'll-make-a-house-look-lived-in
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[03:54:04] <mecctro> ~gday cmn32480
[03:54:06] * exec inadequately imagines a fartbox of the aids with cmn32480
[04:57:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ear Infections could be Treated with a Single Dose of Antibiotic Gel - http://sylnt.us - EARly-treatment-is-key
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[06:08:56] <SirFinkus> "In Class/Instructors:
[06:08:56] <SirFinkus> Your professor can honor your request to address you by an alternate name/gender pronoun. "
[06:08:58] <SirFinkus> lol
[06:35:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fossil Evidence Reveals that Cancer in Humans Goes Back 1.7 Million Years - http://sylnt.us - should-have-switched-to-an-e-cig
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[06:44:52] <chromas> Is "lol" your preferred pronoun?
[06:59:05] <SirFinkus> https://lists.gnu.org
[06:59:06] <dogbox> ^ 03[Libreboot] libreboot is not GNU Libreboot anymore
[06:59:06] <SirFinkus> lol
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[07:31:38] <chromas> herp derp
[07:31:58] <chromas> Fork it and call it transboot
[07:37:09] <chromas> https://minifree.org
[07:37:15] <dogbox> ^ 03About | Ministry of Freedom
[07:47:53] <boru> Good grief. Talk about toys out of the pram.
[08:14:57] <SirFinkus> vague unfounded accusations are fun!
[08:16:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Is Running Good or Bad for Your Health? - http://sylnt.us - couch-potatoes-are-not-hit-by-cars
[08:17:11] <SirFinkus> some context would be nice
[08:18:35] <boru> Indeed. I posit that is quite telling in itself.
[08:19:35] <boru> Ungoverned petulant outbursts like that on MLs are very often baseless dramatic nonsense.
[08:20:09] <boru> Regardless of the culprit.
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[08:22:03] <SirFinkus> I also highly doubt that her friend was fired "just for being trans"
[08:22:04] <SirFinkus> there's always something more to it
[08:22:46] <boru> Certainly. I am highly skeptical of that as well.
[08:23:08] <boru> But of course, it's the usual crutch people use; persecuted because they are different.
[08:23:30] <boru> Nothing to do with them messing something up, or being an arsehole etc.
[08:24:02] <SirFinkus> I could picture someone being fired for ranting and raving on mailing lists
[08:24:03] <SirFinkus> just as an example
[08:24:42] <SirFinkus> especially for an advocacy org like FSF
[08:26:14] <boru> Aye, a lot of folks don't seem to grok that, although it's OSS, it's an organisation, and if you're a member, you represent that organisation on an ML.
[08:26:22] <boru> It's simple ML etiquette.
[08:27:00] <boru> Long story short, don't be a twat using your work creds.
[08:28:05] <boru> I've come across this sort of thing on other projects I've contributed to, and subsequently left, considering people would rather prattle on about their socio-political beliefs than anything technical/relevant.
[08:28:20] <FatPhil> Anyone else think of the phrase 'throwing the toys out of the pram' on reading the libreboot/gnu link?
[08:28:25] <SirFinkus> lol
[08:28:34] <boru> This sort of nonsense seems to have permeated into every walk of life.
[08:28:48] <boru> Didn't I just write that after the URL was posted?
[08:29:06] <FatPhil> yeah - not read that far yet!
[08:29:09] <FatPhil> o/
[08:29:20] <boru> Well, great minds, and all that.
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[08:37:03] <FatPhil> s/h/it/lol (or whatever is the pronoun of choice) doesn't seem to have realised that s/h/it/lol'll need to alter her (fe)mail .sig
[08:37:48] <boru> Shitlol somes like some sort of digestive aid.
[08:37:56] <boru> s/somes/sounds/
[08:37:56] <sedctl> <boru> Shitlol sounds like some sort of digestive aid.
[08:38:09] * boru kldload brain.ko
[08:38:26] <FatPhil> Much of what I say aids the digestive tract.
[08:42:04] * SirFinkus waits patiently for el reg's hard hitting team of journalists to get on the story
[08:42:18] <chromas> phoronix already beat 'em
[08:42:37] <chromas> https://www.phoronix.com
[08:42:38] <dogbox> ^ 03Libreboot Leaves The GNU, The Free Software Foundation Denounced - Phoronix Forums
[08:46:19] <FatPhil> el reg will do it with a funnier twist
[09:13:27] <FatPhil> Well, I've got my asbestos-coated popcorn, let the fun ensue!
[09:15:59] <boru> Sounds delicious.
[09:19:50] <FatPhil> oooh, FAC:
[09:19:54] <FatPhil> "as it happens, I attended the libreboot presentation at fosdem
[09:20:03] <FatPhil> basically I don't think the project has any future
[09:20:11] <FatPhil> regardless of the last bit
[09:20:36] <FatPhil> but I find it odd to retroactively change the presentation description at https://archive.fosdem.org to reflect the change of name of the presenter
[09:20:37] <dogbox> ^ 03FOSDEM 2016 - Libreboot - free your BIOS today!
[09:20:50] <FatPhil> because it was clearly francis rowe when it happened
[09:20:54] <boru> The last time I had a look at it (I was binary patching a prop BIOS in one of my machines), it didn't support any remotely recent hardware.
[09:21:08] <boru> So, I'm not quite sure what they're 'maintaining'.
[09:21:38] <FatPhil> http://mirrors.dotsrc.org
[09:22:05] <FatPhil> ...and why is the new name there leah woods while the libreboot list has leah rowe"
[09:23:44] <boru> I've published most of my research under pseudonyms, so I don't consider that particularly suspicious.
[09:23:54] <boru> Same with OSS contributions.
[09:25:24] <FatPhil> hackers use aliases. leaders of OSS software projects probably shouldn't.
[09:26:09] <boru> Personally, I think everyone is entitled to privacy, and not having to publish any of their information online, for any community.
[09:26:31] <boru> Anyway, tangental discussion.
[09:26:36] <boru> I should probably get some work done.
[09:27:08] <FatPhil> sounds like time for lunch then
[09:56:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Exactly is the Scientific Method and Why Do So Many People Get It Wrong? - http://sylnt.us - go-figure!
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[10:14:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:14:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2865
[10:18:51] <SirFinkus> morning
[10:20:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin
[10:21:28] * SirFinkus really should get back on normal time
[10:21:33] <SirFinkus> next week is gonna SUCK
[10:28:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes indeed it shall. i gotta stand in line to get groped by tsa agents.
[10:29:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i kinda enjoy the groping but i don't wanna wait in line
[10:29:15] <chromas> Stock your bowels with beans and eggs
[10:29:41] <chromas> or is it one bowel?
[10:30:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://teechip.com
[10:30:20] <dogbox> ^ 03LIMITED EDITION - GET YOURS NOW! ( https://teechip.com )
[10:36:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Site Server Maintenance [Updated] - http://sylnt.us - blame-the-mighty-buzzard
[10:45:32] <SirFinkus> I got school starting
[10:45:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh
[10:45:42] <SirFinkus> on monday
[10:45:47] <SirFinkus> but I also have a gig this weekend
[10:45:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty
[10:46:02] <SirFinkus> which means I'm staying up until like 4 am
[10:46:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> so you should be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for school monday
[10:46:20] <SirFinkus> lol
[10:47:13] <SirFinkus> oh, there's some internet drama brewing btw
[10:47:13] <SirFinkus> https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/libreboot/2016-09/msg00036.html
[10:47:13] <dogbox> ^✓ 03[Libreboot] libreboot is not GNU Libreboot anymore
[10:47:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, i feel like someone's ass what got dropped in an ashtray and then left out in the sun
[10:47:23] <SirFinkus> waiting for el reg to pick it up
[10:49:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh that oughta be fun, considering there's no way in hell anyone actually got fired "just for being trans"
[10:49:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube transformers dare to be stupid
[10:49:58] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[10:50:07] <chromas> Maybe they sexually identify as an automatic
[10:50:41] <SirFinkus> https://wiki.wetfish.net
[10:51:42] <SirFinkus> yeah, she conveniently left out all the details so you can't follow up on it
[10:52:06] * chromas considers transforming, claiming harassment and putting up a patreon account
[10:52:57] <FatPhil> chromas: you "need" to see Milo Trollopoulos' "Dangerous Faggot" talk
[10:54:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you're more than meets the eye
[10:54:25] <chromas> Sadly, I'm not
[10:54:29] <chromas> I mean, uh
[10:54:33] <SirFinkus> I like to think that there's 9 trans people who just submit good patches for every one of them bitching
[10:54:41] <SirFinkus> it really seems like their ideal job
[10:54:50] <SirFinkus> use whatever name you want on the mailing list
[10:55:17] <SirFinkus> nobody cares if you have a penis and breasts if you're not a cunt and you're a good contributer
[10:55:21] TheMightyBuzzard is now known as TheCuddlyUnicorn
[10:55:24] <chromas> Well, certainly someone wanting to fit in is unlikely to be going on about how different and speshul they are
[10:55:33] <SirFinkus> I mean, I suppose some people care
[10:55:47] <SirFinkus> but there's no reason they even have to know
[10:56:17] <TheCuddlyUnicorn> there's no reason they ever should know. your bits are not part of the code.
[10:56:29] <chromas> das transphobic
[10:56:35] <chromas> remember ruby
[10:56:38] <SirFinkus> not that it should need to be a secret, but if you're into weird shit, you have to moderate that a bit if you expect to interact in a society
[10:56:39] * TheCuddlyUnicorn is not afraid of transformers
[10:57:09] <SirFinkus> or have the mental fortitude to deal with the fallout
[10:57:10] <chromas> or maybe it was python. same thing
[10:57:15] TheCuddlyUnicorn is now known as TheSpeshulSnowflake
[10:58:09] <chromas> Sie erhalten einen goldenen Stern
[10:58:55] <TheSpeshulSnowflake> SN hasn't made me feel welcome and included enough as a pre-op trans-attack-helicopter!
[10:59:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> dude
[10:59:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> the attack helicopter thing is played out
[10:59:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> the new hotness is sexually identifying as a Panamax oil tanker
[11:00:09] <SirFinkus> I think that's actually an anime
[11:00:32] <chromas> what about defense helicopters?
[11:00:36] <TheSpeshulSnowflake> AndyTheAbsurd, transphobe
[11:01:08] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org girl I was briefly with was really into it
[11:01:09] <dogbox> ^ 03Wiki: Kantai Collection
[11:01:16] <SirFinkus> anthropomorphic slutty battleship girls
[11:02:03] <SirFinkus> there are spin offs with girls as tanks and stuff
[11:02:17] * TheSpeshulSnowflake now identifies as a gundam because he totally forgot about them when deciding what to identify as
[11:02:43] <SirFinkus> I'm transrich
[11:02:57] <TheSpeshulSnowflake> pre-op, yeah?
[11:03:05] <SirFinkus> and I expect all the privileges and social status afforded to me
[11:03:10] <SirFinkus> that's a very rude question TheSpeshulSnowflake
[11:03:16] <TheSpeshulSnowflake> haven't had the wallet agumentation yet?
[11:03:37] <SirFinkus> you don't need a wallet to be rich
[11:03:43] <SirFinkus> or money
[11:03:45] <TheSpeshulSnowflake> SirFinkus, i'm a special snowflake, i'm allowed to be as rude as i want as long as i'm in a protected class
[11:04:03] <SirFinkus> but I expect to be treated as if I do have a money and wallet
[11:04:13] <SirFinkus> I'm more oppressed than you though
[11:04:16] <SirFinkus> so I win
[11:04:18] * chromas burgles SirFinkus
[11:04:22] <chromas> haha
[11:04:25] <TheSpeshulSnowflake> pshaw. i'm far more oppressed
[11:04:30] <chromas> I was a good boy who dindu nuffin
[11:04:33] * SirFinkus buggers chromas
[11:04:49] <chromas> Now who's fuckin' a white male?
[11:05:24] * SirFinkus has had enough of building strawmen, and really should get to bed
[11:05:38] <TheSpeshulSnowflake> quick, chromas, fire up the Virtue Signal!
[11:06:06] TheSpeshulSnowflake is now known as TheMightyBuzzard
[11:06:09] * chromas jiggles a puff
[11:07:27] <SirFinkus> if anyone gets bored and finds any anchient shit on the wiki like this https://wiki.soylentnews.org feel free to add {{archival}} to the top of the page to use my fancy new template!
[11:07:28] <dogbox> ^ 03Wiki: Non profit idea
[11:07:32] <FatPhil> ISO a girl with more displacement tonnage...
[11:08:02] <SirFinkus> I'm very proud of it because wiki markup tables are worse than the holocaust
[11:09:54] * chromas puts the archive tag into the template for maximum archive
[11:10:03] <FatPhil> Wow, thanks to this discussion, I've finally discovered my identity - I'm a pre-op transdrunk
[11:11:28] <SirFinkus> I'm trans horsegirl https://www.youtube.com
[11:11:29] <dogbox> ^ 03ウマ娘 プリティーダービー プロモーションムービー - YouTube
[11:15:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck it, i'm all in... pre-op trans-transformer baby!
[11:15:44] <boru> It's transformers all the way down.
[11:15:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> but not these new baysplosion transformers. fuck them.
[11:19:35] <boru> The which?
[11:20:22] <chromas> #youtube baysplosion
[11:20:22] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:26:08] * boru chuckles.
[11:26:26] <boru> RC is pretty great. Anyway, reference grok'd.
[11:29:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg. time to do the laundry so i got clean clothes to wear whilst i'm off house sitting.
[11:29:55] <chromas> no way
[11:29:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> that or play diablo 3
[11:30:01] <chromas> take your laundry with you
[11:30:04] * TheMightyBuzzard debates briefly
[11:30:12] <chromas> they probably got fancier appliances
[11:30:15] <chromas> they need testing
[11:30:18] <chromas> ;)
[11:30:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, yeah, that might keep the TSA fucks out of it if it smells like rank ass.
[11:30:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> or possibly the opposite
[11:30:57] <chromas> "We've got a dirty bomb!"
[11:31:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i just gotta figure out how to smuggle my pocket knife to OK with me cause fuck if i'm gonna wander around without a knife for two weeks.
[11:32:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh bleh, i can just poke it in my checked bag
[11:33:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i use a backpack as my tackle box... i could just check that and carry-on a few days worth of clothes/laptop
[11:35:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, checking my tackle box. if i gotta not take something it's gonna be the laptop.
[11:37:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Create Amyloids in Primordial Life Experiment - http://sylnt.us - life:-some-assembly-required
[11:38:26] <chromas> You can store a sharpened blu-ray in the optical drive
[11:39:12] <boru> Real Men™ smith their own knife in the field.
[11:39:45] <chromas> true
[11:40:32] <chromas> whittle a your weapon out of the enemy's own bones
[11:40:37] <chromas> then use it on him
[11:40:42] <chromas> or her. equal opportunity
[11:40:46] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[11:40:49] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:40:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2866
[11:41:02] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++ server sitting
[11:41:02] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 258
[11:41:08] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[11:41:10] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 57°F, mostly cloudy, wind S at 6 mph, humidity 83% - Friday sunny (51°F:70°F), Saturday mostly sunny (63°F:76°F), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (65°F:80°F), Monday thunderstorm (61°F:74°F)
[11:41:12] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[11:41:14] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 50°F, sunny, wind N at 1 mph, humidity 80% - Friday sunny (50°F:68°F), Saturday partly cloudy (61°F:70°F), Sunday thunderstorm (62°F:73°F), Monday thunderstorm (58°F:73°F)
[11:41:17] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[11:41:18] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 39°F, sunny, wind SW at 0 mph, humidity 94% - Friday mostly sunny (46°F:69°F), Saturday partly cloudy (57°F:73°F), Sunday scattered showers (61°F:73°F), Monday scattered thunderstorms (57°F:72°F)
[11:41:22] <Bytram> http://phys.org
[11:41:23] <dogbox> ^ 03Russian geneticist repeats dog domestication with foxes in just fifty years
[11:42:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, didn't ya hear? equal opportunity is rasis/sexis now.
[11:42:29] * cmn32480 checks the terrorist watch lists for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:42:45] <chromas> s/p.*(u).*/o\1tcome/
[11:42:45] <sedctl> <chromas> or her. equal ooutcome
[11:42:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw phys.org. they never give any useful links cause they don't want to give anyone else traffic
[11:43:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, i'm a veteran. i'm on them.
[11:43:23] <cmn32480> witha ginormous beard...
[11:44:01] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard might be a terrist
[11:44:10] <cmn32480> ooop
[11:44:11] <cmn32480> wiat
[11:44:19] <cmn32480> terrists don't wear tie dye
[11:44:46] <boru> TMB; better off reading sciencedaily in that regard.
[11:44:58] <boru> They always give the original source at the bottom of the article.
[11:45:03] * chromas sweeps the channel with the jihad detector
[11:45:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru++
[11:45:06] <Bender> karma - boru: 4
[11:45:57] * cmn32480 sweeps chromas
[11:48:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, yer forgetting that hippie friend of obama's who tried to bomb the pentagon
[11:48:20] <cmn32480> ooop
[11:48:22] <cmn32480> good point
[11:48:32] <cmn32480> you'll likely use a Catfish bomb
[11:49:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> pfft, i'm also a country boy. i know how to make things go boom real good. you act like you never watched the dukes of hazard or something.
[11:50:02] <cmn32480> I did... Coy and Vance were dreamy!
[11:51:28] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:51:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2867
[11:51:38] <FatPhil> Hmm, I guess I'm post-op transfed, now. This template has plenty of uses.
[11:52:05] <cmn32480> care to try that in English?
[11:52:56] <FatPhil> I didn't like not being fed, I would rather be fed, so I identify as transfed. And I've now had the operation to change that, so I'm post-op transfed.
[11:53:29] <FatPhil> Do you enjoy being post-op transenlightened?
[11:53:54] <chromas> beergendered
[11:54:19] <FatPhil> You're talking to a notorious beersexual.
[11:54:28] <cmn32480> so feeding tube not going so well huh?
[11:56:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:56:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:56:36] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 150
[11:57:18] <Bytram> and... I need to be at work in an hour.
[11:57:18] * Bytram hits the showers
[11:57:38] * cmn32480 hopes they don't hit him back
[12:03:12] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[12:03:22] <Bytram|away> gtg, have a great day everyone!
[12:05:50] * TheMightyBuzzard hits the diablo 3 until he feels code-ish
[12:11:35] <FatPhil> would you rather be hit by a shower, or a grower?
[12:12:19] <chromas> first one, then the other
[12:16:56] * chromas considers hitting the !grab button
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[12:33:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> g'morning weeds
[12:42:00] <weeds> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[12:42:02] * exec readily gives a sac of cheese to AndyTheAbsurd
[13:06:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Colin Powell's Personal Email Hacked, Leaked - http://sylnt.us - need-better-pipes?
[13:14:23] <mecctro> coffee++
[13:14:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2868
[13:14:27] <mecctro> nicotine++
[13:14:27] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 151
[13:14:31] <mecctro> ~gday figgits
[13:14:34] * exec single-handedly hangs a trigger warning sign about a plate of cash on figgits
[13:44:26] <cmn32480> ~gday mecctro
[13:44:28] * exec inadequately crams a DD cup of snack bar into mecctro
[13:44:56] <mecctro> big ol' snackies
[13:50:40] <mecctro> btw, if anyone cares: https://github.com
[13:50:41] <dogbox> ^ 03GitHub - mecctro/argute: argute is a simple irc bot written in golang.
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[14:13:12] <weeds> personal note (extension from yesterday) my mom is currently dying from lung cancer. Nicotine++ isn't too bad, but cigarettes --------------------------------------------------------------
[14:15:41] <weeds> would I piss everyone off if I started "cigarettes--"
[14:16:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> cut out the middle man
[14:16:03] <weeds> ??
[14:16:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> cancer--
[14:16:04] <Bender> karma - cancer: -1
[14:16:23] <weeds> that's an easy one
[14:16:39] <weeds> cancer--
[14:16:39] <Bender> karma - cancer: -2
[14:16:59] <weeds> I don't think anyone would argue with that.
[14:17:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh there's always someone
[14:17:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> but not right now apparently
[14:17:45] <mecctro> I'm sorry to hear that weeds. And there is (no) logical reason to argue for tobacco, and that's coming from a smoker.
[14:18:17] <mecctro> getting back into vaping would be nice, but probably isn't happening until my next check.
[14:19:42] <weeds> mecctro, thanks for saying so. I'm in that phase of pretty high hostility to smoking (even more than before) - just quit. It's not just you that's effected.
[14:20:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty, you can put nunchucks and throwing stars in checked baggage
[14:21:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> also you can carry on gravy in containers of 100mL or less
[14:21:27] <mecctro> gravy, but not water bottles...
[14:21:33] * mecctro blinks slowly
[14:24:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i gotta quit dickin around on irc and get clothes washed.
[14:24:50] <mecctro> dirty fuck
[14:25:10] * mecctro sniffs the chat-room slowly
[14:46:02] * AndyTheAbsurd sniffs mecctro deeply
[14:46:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> you smell like.......nasty old tobacco smoke.
[14:46:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mice Created from Artificially Developed Embryos - http://sylnt.us
[14:46:53] <cmn32480> you don't wanna know what TheMightyBuzzard smells like
[14:47:17] * mecctro farts passionately
[14:47:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> He's a buzzard, so I assume that he smells like rotting meat and carnivore shit.
[14:47:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> carnivore shit is distinctly different from herbivore shit.
[14:49:16] <cmn32480> yeaH HERBIVORE SHIT IS GREENER
[14:49:25] <cmn32480> stupid caps lock
[14:51:23] <mecctro> depends on what you're eating
[14:51:55] <mecctro> almonds come out pretty brown.
[15:02:10] <crutchy> ~define rectal lobotomy
[15:02:12] <exec> rectal lobotomy: unable to find definition
[15:03:45] -!- crutchy has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[15:04:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~define rectal-cranial inversion
[15:05:00] <exec> rectal-cranial inversion: unable to find definition
[15:05:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~define turd
[15:05:22] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Turd: Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit. Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even loch ness monster shape.
[15:05:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> LOL
[15:06:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~define absurd
[15:06:48] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03absurd: crazy, unreasonable, untimely
[15:07:09] <mecctro> ~define yomamma
[15:07:11] <exec> yomamma: unable to find definition
[15:08:16] <mecctro> ~define power top
[15:08:17] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03power top: Not to be confused with a "top" in homosexual sex, a "power top" is rougher, faster, harder, and oftentimes relentless in penetrating the receiver.
[15:23:18] <cmn32480> define yo mamma
[15:23:21] <cmn32480> ~define yo mamma
[15:23:22] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03yo mamma: a very harsh insult/come-back
[15:23:34] <cmn32480> ~define yo momma
[15:23:35] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03yo momma: The answer to any question, when the correct answer could not be attained at the present time.
[15:23:57] <cmn32480> mecctro - Speeling counts! ^^
[15:24:33] <mecctro> ~define speeling
[15:24:34] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03speeling: A way of highlighting a spelling mistake
[15:24:57] <cmn32480> ~define counts
[15:24:59] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03count: Drug purchashing and inventory skills. The knowledge of how much weed one should get for a given price. Essentially, it is the typical street value for your area.
[15:25:17] <mecctro> ~define count chocula
[15:25:19] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03count chocula: Count chocula is possibly the most wonderful thing that has ever been invented, packaged, and sold to the general public. Crunchy, delightful, delicious, it is the only thing that keeps me alive.
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[15:25:29] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v n1] by Aphrodite
[15:25:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday n1
[15:25:48] * exec defiantly twerks a tumbleweed of mana for n1
[15:25:55] <n1> howdy
[15:30:36] <cmn32480> !uid
[15:30:36] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6353, owned by cpaadpro
[15:30:49] <cmn32480> !uid 6255
[15:30:50] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6353, owned by cpaadpro
[15:30:57] <cmn32480> !help !uid
[15:30:57] <Bender> can't find help on !uid
[15:31:04] <cmn32480> #smake Bender
[15:31:04] * MrPlow smakes Bender upside the head with a fishdick
[15:38:29] <cmn32480> `haf rank cmn32480
[15:38:35] <cmn32480> `fah rank cmn32480
[15:38:35] <argute> Rank for cmn32480: 3447 of 1726862 (top 0.20%)
[15:38:45] <cmn32480> speeling counts!
[15:41:12] <mecctro> https://www.youtube.com
[15:41:13] <dogbox> ^ 03PARIS - SEPTEMBER - 2016 (GONE T0 HELL) - YouTube
[15:41:27] <cmn32480> #yt Highway to hell
[15:41:27] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[15:41:50] <mecctro> that is nuts meng
[15:42:19] <cmn32480> what's nuts? meng
[15:42:32] <mecctro> goodbye europe
[15:44:32] <cmn32480> if we are lucky....
[15:45:37] <mecctro> I have nothing against Europe, it's just crazy to see how fast it's being destroyed.
[15:45:52] <cmn32480> America ain't too far behind, unfortunately.
[15:46:02] <cmn32480> the ocean in the way jsut slows things down a bit
[15:46:26] <mecctro> Pretty much, we're getting a lesson in our future.
[15:46:40] <mecctro> so sad...
[15:47:32] <cmn32480> that is what happens with an unrestrained migration of refugees from a different culture, and the progressive move toward not wanting to make anybody mad at you
[15:47:52] <cmn32480> as well as the push toward a single massive government
[15:48:20] <mecctro> I feel paralyzed by all this.
[15:48:36] <mecctro> "I should do something"
[15:49:05] <mecctro> I just have no idea what that would be...
[15:49:37] <cmn32480> personally? i doubt there is much that there is much that a single person can do who is outside the corridors of power
[15:50:05] <cmn32480> realistically? there are a few thigns that the US can do to stem the tide of change
[15:50:13] <cmn32480> 1) GTFO of the Middle East
[15:50:24] <cmn32480> 2) Energy Independence
[15:50:52] <cmn32480> 3) Stop signing trade agreements that fuck over the middle and lower classes
[15:51:12] <cmn32480> 4) Get out of the trade agreements that we have already signed that fuck over the middle adn lower classes
[15:51:22] <mecctro> shafta
[15:51:22] <cmn32480> 5) Tariffs
[15:51:46] <mecctro> typical stuff... that has, still, yet-to-be fixed...
[15:51:49] <cmn32480> 6) Term limits for Congress
[15:52:42] <cmn32480> 7) Stop voting for Republicans and Democrats
[15:52:47] <mecctro> ^
[15:53:15] <cmn32480> 8) Make elected officials taking ANY money from corporations or special interests illegal
[15:54:08] <cmn32480> 8a) All funding shoudl ahve to be from small donors, and PACs should be illegal.
[15:54:12] <mecctro> I'm not sure I've made up my mind about term-limits. However, my concern with the (inevitable) digression from the 2-party-systems, is that we will likely wind up in another 2-party-system.
[15:54:31] <cmn32480> very likely
[15:54:36] <mecctro> aka: existing "independant" parties become co-opted
[15:54:51] <mecctro> like: What the fuck is with Gary Johnson?
[15:54:52] <cmn32480> but it woudl take a few generations,
[15:55:04] <cmn32480> He's a nimnob, I think
[15:56:15] <mecctro> ~define nimnob
[15:56:17] <exec> nimnob: unable to find definition
[15:56:21] <mecctro> ~define nim nob
[15:56:22] <exec> nim nob: unable to find definition
[15:56:26] * mecctro shrugs
[15:56:34] <cmn32480> derogatory term
[15:56:37] <cmn32480> dumbass
[15:56:41] <cmn32480> idiot
[15:56:57] <mecctro> I expected similar, just wasn't entirely sure if there was a more specific flavor of jest to digest in that.
[15:57:00] <cmn32480> somethign liek that
[15:57:22] <cmn32480> Gary Johnson is hopelessly out of his league in the presidential election
[15:57:47] <cmn32480> the best that the Libertarians can hope for is a seat at the table NEXT election
[15:57:59] <cmn32480> and that is lokoing possible
[15:58:17] <mecctro> I'm not sure when, but it will happen.
[15:58:30] <mecctro> the independent voting block is growing.
[15:58:37] <cmn32480> yes
[15:58:52] <cmn32480> and if all the independants agreed on one candidate, that person woudl win hands down
[15:59:03] <cmn32480> 9) NONE OF THE ABOVE voting option
[15:59:38] <mecctro> And, I agree, Gary Johnson was complete out of his depth.
[15:59:46] <mecctro> completely*
[16:00:25] <cmn32480> 9 is the most transformative thign that we could do as a people to our election process
[16:00:44] <mecctro> I really can't see any excuse why not to do it.
[16:01:06] <cmn32480> if this stuff is interesting to you check our Dan Carlin's "Common Sense" p[odcast
[16:01:13] <cmn32480> www.dancarlin.com
[16:01:19] <mecctro> I personally wouldn't vote for anyone, but would be more than happy to vote for "NONE OF THE ABOVE"
[16:01:26] <cmn32480> http://www.dancarlin.com
[16:01:26] <dogbox> ^✓ 03Dan Carlin ( http://www.dancarlin.com )
[16:01:44] <cmn32480> this election? I think None of the Above woudl win hands down
[16:02:22] <mecctro> It's not that I don't want to vote: I simply refuse to vote for someone I'm morally obligated not to.
[16:03:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, i needa watch brewster's millions now.
[16:03:57] <mecctro> I'll have to check out more of im cmn32480, I remember seeing him for the first-time today on joe rogaine's podcast.
[16:04:02] <mecctro> him*
[16:04:57] <cmn32480> Dan Carlin's Hardcore History Podcast is also VERY good. deep dives into specific things in history... some are an hour and a single episode, some span 3-5 episodes and can be 5-7 hours on a single topic.
[16:05:16] <cmn32480> he did one on the Ostfront in WWII
[16:05:24] <mecctro> good stuff, I'll surely have to check it out.
[16:16:44] <weeds> 8, 8a, and 9. Public funding of elections. No corporations, no PACs, no influnce to be sold or purchased.
[16:18:11] <weeds> mayday.us
[16:27:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - European Space Agency's Gaia Spacecraft Maps Over a Billion Stars in the Milky Way - http://sylnt.us - space-is-really-BIG
[16:28:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> wishful thinking. that would effectively mean private citizens or groups thereof could not purchase commercial time to support or oppose a candidate. in other words it is against the first amendment by stifling their speech.
[16:32:05] <cmn32480> buzzkill
[16:32:54] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[16:33:17] <cmn32480> ~buzzkill
[16:33:22] <cmn32480> #buzzkill
[16:33:26] <cmn32480> hmmmmm
[16:33:36] <cmn32480> that ought to invoke a .kick TheMightyBuzzard
[16:33:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> folks always forget when trying to get corporations and lobbying groups out of politics that it means that THEY can not take part in politics either.
[16:34:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> because corporations and lobbying groups are nothing but groups of citizens, same as them.
[16:35:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480
[16:35:04] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with a water balloon
[16:35:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> why would i code a bot that could kick me?
[16:36:01] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy ~buzzkill needs to translate to .kick TheMightyBuzzard
[16:36:17] * cmn32480 is now all wet... and not in a good way
[16:36:18] <mechanicjay> TheMightyBuzzard: Auto-self-flagellation?
[16:37:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, interesting idea but i prefer a hands-on approach to self-flagellation
[16:37:22] <cmn32480> TMB - I disagree that corporatiosn are nothign more than froups of citizens
[16:37:36] <mechanicjay> TheMightyBuzzard: Understood, just presenting options.
[16:37:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, then you're wrong but that's okay cause this is america, baby.
[16:38:07] <cmn32480> are you referring to the group as the shareholders?
[16:38:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, ponder our own corp. what is it but its board members and employees?
[16:38:44] * cmn32480 is willing to walk this road w/ TMB
[16:38:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> which are people, nothin special about us cept our awesomeness
[16:38:56] * cmn32480 agrees so far
[16:38:56] <mechanicjay> corp are groups of citizens who (generally) are protected from legal liabilies, leaving them free to do shit that a non-protected citizen might otherwise not do.
[16:39:19] <cmn32480> and that protection from legal liability is part of the problem.
[16:39:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, indeed but that doesn't really apply to politics. breakin da law is breakin da law. the person who said "break the law" and anyone who did is gonna be in hot water.
[16:39:54] <cmn32480> personal legal liability for the actions of the corporation is a different thing, at least in my eyes
[16:40:19] <cmn32480> the corporation should be liable for the actions of it's employees,
[16:40:29] <cmn32480> if acting in an official capacity
[16:40:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> it mostly is
[16:41:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah but we can't throw a corporation in prison
[16:41:12] <cmn32480> in the end, the bigger issue is that our lawmakers are more interested in getting reelected then doing the right thing
[16:41:26] * cmn32480 hands congress some backbone
[16:41:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> who isn't liable is matt_ for something ncommander or another boss honcho decided to do
[16:41:54] * NCommander runs
[16:42:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> too late, we know you done donated all our funds to hillary
[16:42:16] * AndyTheAbsurd lassos, hogties NCommander
[16:42:20] <mechanicjay> I think there's another concept here and that is legislating morality.
[16:42:36] <mecctro> ^
[16:42:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. for your own good laws need to be constitutionally prohibited.
[16:42:44] <mechanicjay> What some people see as an immoral action, may be perfectly legal, though completely slimey.
[16:43:11] <mecctro> like krispy kreme?
[16:43:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> mecctro, shaddap-ah-you-face
[16:43:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> [krispy kreme]++
[16:43:45] <Bender> karma - [krispy kreme]: 1
[16:44:03] <mecctro> [krispy krutch]++
[16:44:03] <Bender> karma - [krispy krutch]: 1
[16:44:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> [dunkin donuts]++
[16:44:05] <Bender> karma - [dunkin donuts]: 1
[16:44:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> [dunkin donuts]++
[16:44:07] <Bender> karma - [dunkin donuts]: 2
[16:44:10] <cmn32480> [dunkin' donuts++
[16:44:15] <cmn32480> [dunkin' donuts]++
[16:44:15] <Bender> karma - [dunkin' donuts]: 1
[16:44:17] <mecctro> [dunking flownuts]++
[16:44:17] <Bender> karma - [dunking flownuts]: 1
[16:44:22] <cmn32480> [dunkin donuts]++
[16:44:22] <Bender> karma - [dunkin donuts]: 3
[16:44:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> because dunkin >>>> krispy kreme
[16:44:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> feh
[16:44:38] <cmn32480> certainly better coffee++
[16:44:42] <mecctro> [krispy duncans]++
[16:44:42] <Bender> karma - [krispy duncans]: 1
[16:44:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> that i'll grant you
[16:45:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> and just because it needs said...
[16:45:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> starbucks--
[16:45:05] <Bender> karma - starbucks: -3
[16:45:10] <mecctro> starbucks--
[16:45:10] <Bender> karma - starbucks: -4
[16:45:12] <mecctro> agreed
[16:45:17] <mecctro> starchucks
[16:45:19] * cmn32480 thoguht that went w/o saying
[16:45:22] * AndyTheAbsurd piles on the starbucks-- bandwagon
[16:45:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> starbucks--
[16:45:26] <Bender> karma - starbucks: -5
[16:45:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> mcdonalds now makes better coffee than charbucks
[16:45:46] * cmn32480 can't do that... they help pay his salary
[16:45:53] <mechanicjay> I think some of the water right fights taking place in the west is an interesting case to look at with profit vs. morality vs. greater good.
[16:46:15] <mecctro> mcdonalds coffee tastes like asphault.
[16:46:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> mecctro, have you tried it recently? they made it a hell of a lot better in the past couple years.
[16:47:31] <mecctro> It is better than it was, it's not as burnt. Burger-Kreme's is still burnt as hell though.
[16:47:39] * cmn32480 is hangry
[16:47:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wouldn't go as far as to say it's Good coffee but it's certainly drinkable now.
[16:47:42] <mecctro> same
[16:47:52] <mecctro> on the hunger, and the coffee
[16:47:58] <cmn32480> ~define hangry
[16:48:00] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Hangry: When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry, frustrated or both. An amalgum of hungry and angry invented to describe that feeling when you get when you are out at a restau...
[16:48:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, personally, i think anyone dumb enough to live in a desert should be free to enjoy the lack of water that defines deserts.
[16:48:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> and not be legally allowed to bring water in from external sources.
[16:48:58] <mecctro> naw
[16:49:52] <mecctro> Wouldn't rain be an external source?
[16:50:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, piping it in from a state with more water certainly would though.
[16:50:27] <mecctro> so I could just drop water by plane?
[16:50:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> we just need a giant water-capture system here in Florida, and a pipeline to, say, Arizona.
[16:50:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> water should be forbidden to cross state lines unless it does so naturally
[16:50:55] <mecctro> well, that's a bit different.
[16:51:13] <mecctro> though, people are constantly fucking with water sources.
[16:51:35] <mecctro> what about rain collection?
[16:51:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's all part of my plan to rid ourselves of california.
[16:51:39] <mechanicjay> TheMightyBuzzard: I agree that desert dwelling is largely a poor idea. Even in California though, where it's wet enough for people to survive, Nestle is allowed to pump millions of gallons away, while they're in a drought. There's a case where the rights of the corp trump the needs of the greater good.
[16:51:46] * AndyTheAbsurd adds a kool-aid addition system on the florida side, and a giant solar distiller on the arizona side
[16:52:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, more people being able to live in cali isn't really what i'd call the greater good
[16:53:33] <mechanicjay> TheMightyBuzzard: If it's able to keep them there, I'd call that a win.
[16:54:08] <mecctro> People should just grow more of their own food.
[16:54:19] * TheMightyBuzzard likes california almost as much as he likes genital herpes
[16:54:29] <mecctro> that would drastically cut water requirements in places like california.
[16:55:19] <mecctro> it would also reduce carbon-emissions
[16:55:37] <mecctro> But, that's not likely to happen.
[16:56:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> so would shooting people for being hipsters but ditto
[16:56:53] <mecctro> shoot some kripsy-krust
[16:57:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, time to put laundry away and rotate in a new batch
[16:58:43] <mecctro> meh
[16:58:57] <mecctro> soylent++
[16:58:57] <Bender> karma - soylent: 6
[17:03:43] * NCommander is out of gas mentally
[17:04:12] * cmn32480 farts in NCommander's ear
[17:04:20] * mechanicjay offers NCommander some of his intestinal gas, though he suspects the two gas types are incompatible.
[17:04:51] * NCommander dies horridly
[17:05:08] <NCommander> cmn32480, BTW, I have 3k+ of article int he queue ^_^
[17:05:23] <NCommander> cmn32480, its not 100% done yet but you can run in horror now
[17:05:24] <mecctro> nifty
[17:05:35] <NCommander> mecctro, I already posted the source code to github
[17:05:36] * mechanicjay notes that cmn32480 joke was much more succinct.
[17:06:03] <NCommander> I think all the editors at SN wish my articles were much more succinct.
[17:06:30] <mechanicjay> As a reader, I enjoy their length and depth. #notaneditor
[17:06:39] <mecctro> cool beans, I like them flat and drab, with a hint of didactic penguin.
[17:08:49] <cmn32480> let me know when it is done NCommander
[17:09:04] <cmn32480> I prefer my punsihments all at once instead of in dribs and drabs
[17:09:47] <NCommander> mechanicjay, if you have editor privs on prod, feel free to read it over
[17:10:09] <cmn32480> i think it shoudl be available for readin from the story queue... no privs necessary
[17:10:20] <cmn32480> you can read the stuff that is coming out... just can't comment
[17:10:23] <mechanicjay> NCommander: thanks, but my only privs on the Front-End are that of a simple user. I'm happy to keep it that way :)
[17:10:43] * cmn32480 is a little jealous of mechanicjay at this moment
[17:11:14] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: would you rather plan for a mail server migration off RHEL 6?
[17:11:29] * TheMightyBuzzard promotes mechanicjay against his will then heads out for a nap
[17:12:28] <cmn32480> meh... I'm planning a mail server upgrade from exchange 2010 to Exchange 2016...
[17:12:40] <mecctro> heh
[17:13:00] <cmn32480> I'd say we are about even on this one!
[17:13:08] <mechanicjay> fair enough!
[17:13:24] <mechanicjay> at least you get paid to do yours.
[17:13:46] <cmn32480> exactly what I was thinking
[17:13:55] <cmn32480> you volunteered...
[17:14:14] <mecctro> mmm, self-mutilation
[17:24:36] <cmn32480> I jsut had to ask a manufacturer if my people could test out of their training class because they have been working on the equipment since the late 1980's
[17:24:49] <cmn32480> hell.. my people can TEACH the training class
[17:28:25] <NCommander> cmn32480, at least you can do a direct upgrade
[17:28:39] <cmn32480> nope
[17:28:45] <NCommander> cmn32480, due to the N+2 upgrade policy. Shouldn't be too bad unless you have Windows 2003 lurking
[17:28:46] <cmn32480> incorrect NCommander.
[17:28:47] <NCommander> cmn32480, no?
[17:28:59] <NCommander> 2010 and 2016 can co-exist, or am I missing a version?
[17:29:14] <cmn32480> they can coexist, but you can't do an inplace upgrade
[17:29:25] <cmn32480> server requirements are different
[17:29:44] <cmn32480> 2010 runs on server 2003 or server 2008R2
[17:30:01] <cmn32480> 2016 requires server 2012 or above
[17:30:13] <mechanicjay> Thanks Microsoft.
[17:30:36] <cmn32480> so they can coexist on the same network, but it's an install, configure, migrate progression
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[17:30:55] <cmn32480> 2016 also requires an edge connector box
[17:31:05] <cmn32480> this started in 2013
[17:31:12] <cmn32480> 2010 can have all roles on a singel server
[17:31:25] <cmn32480> whcih is fabulous for small shops like where I work
[17:32:08] <NCommander> cmn32480, right. sorry, in-place exchange wasn't possible since ... 2003->2008 I think?
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[17:32:22] <NCommander> Microsoft has always since required new server, migrate, install, migrate back if needed
[17:33:01] <cmn32480> correct. 2000-2003 was the last time an inplace upgrade was allowed on exchange
[17:33:10] <janrinok> ~gday everyone
[17:33:11] <cmn32480> I think
[17:33:13] * exec disturbingly blows a snapshot of flappy tama at everyone
[17:33:15] <cmn32480> \~gday janrinok
[17:33:22] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[17:33:24] * exec inadequately farts a massive fart a hollowed out iMac of stinkfinger at janrinok
[17:33:35] <janrinok> you doing well in the farting stakes today
[17:33:44] <cmn32480> lol
[17:33:46] <cmn32480> holding on
[17:34:02] <janrinok> sounds to me like it is quite the opposite
[17:34:03] <cmn32480> NCommander was out of gas mentally earlier, so I farted in his ear to help out
[17:34:09] <janrinok> I noticed
[17:35:17] <cmn32480> NCommander - Exchange can be a pain to get running correctly, but if done right, it is generally a very sold piece of software
[17:35:48] <cmn32480> we just try to help each other out janrinok
[17:35:54] <cmn32480> how's thigns on your side of the pond?
[17:35:57] <cmn32480> quiet?
[17:36:19] <janrinok> I'm sure that, apart from his death as a result of your fart, he is grateful for your 'help'
[17:36:49] * cmn32480 nominates janrinok to read NCommanders latest novella
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[17:37:09] <janrinok> things are OK here, a mixture of good and bad news so, on balance, about average :)
[17:37:44] <cmn32480> your weeds still doing well? I know that was a concern earlier in the year?
[17:38:07] <janrinok> it has started raining again, so the weeds are very healthy thanks very much.
[17:38:13] <cmn32480> excellent!
[17:38:18] <cmn32480> glad that is going well.
[17:38:38] <cmn32480> mine are also growing like I wish my vegetables would.
[17:38:42] <janrinok> my weeds share your happiness
[17:40:02] <janrinok> how's the limp?
[17:40:10] <cmn32480> little less today then yesterday
[17:40:28] <cmn32480> but I gotta remember to be careful that I don't overdo it
[17:40:49] <cmn32480> yesterday I walked too much... and holy hanna did my ankle ACHE all night
[17:40:54] <janrinok> ask one of your kids to kick it again, and see if it hurts less this week
[17:41:01] <cmn32480> see? been working on my speeling!
[17:41:19] <cmn32480> I actualyl have them kicking each other instead.
[17:41:22] <janrinok> I thought that perhaps you were dictating to an assistant
[17:41:27] <cmn32480> it seems far less painful for me...
[17:41:35] <cmn32480> when the tears and crying start I put in ear plugs
[17:42:31] <janrinok> I'm sure that the kids don't mind your crying - why force them to wear ear plugs?
[17:43:05] <cmn32480> it's for me
[17:43:09] <cmn32480> so I can't hear myself cry
[17:43:13] <janrinok> lol
[17:43:18] <cmn32480> that kind of thing is rather depressing
[17:50:31] <janrinok> I've read NC's latest, I enjoyed it. I haven't written assembler for many years now, probably the late 80's
[17:51:28] <cmn32480> I took a class on it in college
[17:51:36] <cmn32480> I think it was an ancient history course
[17:51:42] <janrinok> lol
[17:52:20] <janrinok> I'll stick to Python - my cock-ups are far more spectacular
[17:53:00] <cmn32480> at your age, I imagine that any cock up is a cause for celebration
[17:53:11] * cmn32480 ducks
[17:53:23] <janrinok> cheeky whipper-snapper - GET OFF MY LAWN!
[17:54:34] * cmn32480 retreats to the sidewalk
[17:55:29] <janrinok> any plans for the w/e?
[17:56:05] <cmn32480> put my leg up and hope the kids don't run into it
[17:57:14] <janrinok> time for a cup of tea
[17:57:26] <cmn32480> coffee++
[17:57:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2869
[17:57:37] <cmn32480> tea++
[17:57:37] <Bender> karma - tea: 558
[18:04:15] <janrinok> a bit of catching up to do there then
[18:04:23] <cmn32480> what wild time do you have slated for this weekend?
[18:05:31] <janrinok> not a lot, keeping S in a positive mood I hope, although she is doing OK without my help
[18:10:30] <cmn32480> giggling at mash tends to do that
[18:10:45] <janrinok> yep, and she is giggling again now ...
[18:10:51] <cmn32480> excellent
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[18:15:58] <janrinok> I would suggest that NC obfuscates his email addy in his latest story - it's in clear and a guaranteed way to receive lots of spam!
[18:16:26] <janrinok> of course, he might just be wanting to meet new people ....
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[18:17:06] <cmn32480> good plan.
[18:17:20] * cmn32480 hasn't read it yet
[18:17:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Galois and Guardtime Federal Awarded $1.8M DARPA Contract to Verify Blockchain-Based Integrity - http://sylnt.us - working-on-the-chain,-gang
[18:17:40] <janrinok> If I am the one to 2nd it when it is finished, I'll do it anyway, but just thought that I would mention it
[18:17:41] <cmn32480> i need milk and cookies and a few hours to get thoruhg somethign of that length
[18:18:00] <janrinok> all the girls say that to me ...
[18:19:22] <cmn32480> NCommander - see janrinok's suggestion above regarding obfusacting the email address.
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[18:24:33] <mecctro> spam is no fun...
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[19:30:54] <cmn32480> ~last cmn32480
[19:30:56] <exec> 03<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd"> <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" lang="en" xml:lang="en"> <head> <title>Access forbidden!</title> <link rev="made" href="mailto:you@example.com" /> <style type="text/css"><!--/*--><![CDATA[/*><!--*/ body { color: #000000; background-color: #FFFFFF; } a:link { color: #0000CC; } p,
[19:30:56] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[19:37:29] <cmn32480> ~seen xlefey
[19:37:30] <exec> cmn32480, xlefey not seen in #Soylent
[19:37:48] <cmn32480> ~seen xlefay
[19:37:49] <exec> cmn32480, xlefay not seen in #Soylent
[19:43:26] * mechanicjay misses his buddy xlefay
[19:44:59] * janrinok so do I
[19:46:10] * cmn32480 knows there was a way to have exec search the logs... but I can't remember how.
[19:46:26] * janrinok didn't even know it was possible
[19:46:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Seagate Sued by its Own Employees After Company Falls for Phishing Scam - http://sylnt.us - disk-usting-
[19:55:15] <mechanicjay> holy crap, this day is dragging
[19:55:29] <mecctro> I agree mechanicjay
[19:55:33] <mechanicjay> only like 5 hours left before the weekend.
[19:55:58] <cmn32480> HA!
[19:56:01] <cmn32480> I got 1
[19:56:02] <mecctro> I just feel like taking a nap or something.
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[19:56:25] <cmn32480> gonna do a fire and make smores tonight
[19:56:30] <cmn32480> I think
[19:56:35] <cmn32480> if my wife ever texts me back
[19:56:40] <mecctro> good night for that
[19:56:44] <mecctro> here at least
[19:57:01] <cmn32480> here too
[19:57:04] <cmn32480> low 70's
[19:57:07] <mechanicjay> cmn32480 that sounds great, temp has started to drop to about 50 here at night -- perfect for a fire on the patio
[19:57:08] <cmn32480> no chance of rain
[19:57:31] <cmn32480> yeah after dark it ought to be mid/low 60's
[19:57:56] <cmn32480> kids w/ glow sticks... bottle of <insert adult beverage here>
[19:58:01] <mecctro> about the same here cmn32480
[19:58:13] <mecctro> was thinking about doing some drinks and kabobs
[19:59:43] <mecctro> need to regain strength from being bored as fuck all day.
[19:59:47] <cmn32480> roasting weiners!
[19:59:59] * Deucalion thanks the humidity for pissing off and the breeze for blowing even if much cooler - at least the washing is drying
[20:01:00] <cmn32480> me thinks that Deucalion doesn't wanna sleep on a wet blanket
[20:02:25] * Deucalion doesn't want clothes that take 4 days to 'dry' and end up smelling all mildewy because its ~95% humidity despite being hung outside
[20:02:40] * cmn32480 agrees
[20:02:46] <mecctro> sucks when they smell like wet-dog
[20:02:58] * Deucalion has no tumble dry
[20:03:29] <mecctro> I still hang clothes when weather permits.
[20:03:43] * cmn32480 assumes that the 5 months a year that London is an icebox Deucalion wears dirty undershorts
[20:03:57] * mecctro vomits
[20:05:05] <cmn32480> .me hopes that wasn't in Deucalion's dirty undershorts
[20:05:10] <Deucalion> cmn32480, humidity is all - can hang stuff out when it's 5C and have it dry fine... given a breeze
[20:05:56] <mecctro> gets too cold to hang dry here in winter.
[20:06:09] <mecctro> just end up with icycles
[20:06:19] <cmn32480> frozen shorts are no fun
[20:06:29] <mecctro> icicle* - also, fuck that word.
[20:06:42] <cmn32480> worse then going in the pool for shrinkage
[20:07:53] <mecctro> Don't think I can say I've ever worn frozen shorts...
[20:08:31] <mechanicjay> I look away for 10 minutes, and look at what I came back to....
[20:09:11] <mecctro> typical
[20:09:18] <mechanicjay> yeah
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[20:12:34] <mecctro> `chuck
[20:12:34] <argute> # Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
[20:24:45] <cmn32480> 'chuck
[20:24:49] <cmn32480> `chuck
[20:24:49] <argute> Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
[20:25:01] <cmn32480> LOL!
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[21:03:35] <mechanicjay> Sheesh, I really want to sub a story for Johnson not meeting the threshold to be included in the first debate, but every article I read just makes me angry.
[21:03:43] <mechanicjay> ...and I don't even like the guy!
[21:08:01] <cmn32480> 5:07.... I am outta here
[21:08:06] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[21:08:08] * exec provocatively tosses a tumblr of skittles to #soylent
[21:08:26] <cmn32480> ~gday-add >beverage pleasant hooters
[21:08:58] <cmn32480> ~gdayadd beverage pleasant hooters
[21:09:15] <cmn32480> ~help ~gday-add
[21:09:16] <exec> error: not authorized (login)
[21:09:17] <exec> help for "~gday-add" alias not found
[21:09:42] <cmn32480> ~gday-add <beverage pleasant hooters
[21:09:51] <cmn32480> #smake exec
[21:09:51] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with yo mama
[21:10:03] <cmn32480> #smake-add pleasant hooters
[21:10:03] * MrPlow smakes -add pleasant hooters upside the head with a Karate chop
[21:10:10] <cmn32480> #smakeadd pleasant hooters
[21:10:10] <MrPlow> "pleasant hooters" added.
[21:10:19] <cmn32480> now I'm leaving!
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[21:27:31] <mecctro> pleasant hooters indeed
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[23:01:57] <Deucalion> ~weather
[23:01:59] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 58°F / 14°C, clear, wind NW at 10 mph, humidity 74% - Friday partly cloudy (56°F:63°F / 13°C:17°C), Saturday cloudy (57°F:67°F / 14°C:19°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (55°F:71°F / 13°C:22°C), Monday cloudy (54°F:67°F / 12°C:19°C)
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[23:09:15] <Cmn32480_phone> fire... whiskey.... quiet.... Cuz the kids aren't invited
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[23:57:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researcher Bypasses iPhone 5c Security With NAND Mirroring - http://sylnt.us - NAND|DNAN
[23:57:24] <SoyCow4122> hey, one of those pending stories is nonsense. Trump and Thiel have both denied the rumour.