#Soylent | Logs for 2016-09-13

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[00:12:34] <MDC> All of your base are belong to us.
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[00:16:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Elon Musk Says Pending Radar Autopilot Update Would Prevent More Accidents - http://sylnt.us - taking-another-look
[00:35:21] <cmn32480> damnit... MDC.. now that is all stuck in the emtyness that is my head!
[00:41:11] <cmn32480> well.. that demon has been exorcised
[00:41:18] <cmn32480> youtube++
[00:41:18] <Bender> karma - youtube: -11
[00:59:59] <chromas> "if it wasn't for my horse"
[01:00:04] <chromas> more youtube
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[01:13:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #bnk
[01:13:58] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:33:48] * NCommander ughs
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[01:33:53] <NCommander> At nearly 2k words and not done yet
[01:34:03] <NCommander> The editors are going to put me on a rail and run me out of town
[01:34:25] <chromas> That just means more articles
[01:34:29] <chromas> and more ad clicks
[01:36:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Canadian Nuclear Reactor Pending Shut Down Threatens Radioisotope Supply - http://sylnt.us - supply-demand-meltdown
[01:39:13] <takyon> stuff
[01:41:01] <takyon> meme
[01:42:56] <cmn32480> NCommander - if we run you out on a rail, who is gonna keep TheMightyBuzzard in line?
[01:43:18] <NCommander> cmn32480, that's what the emergency cannon is for
[01:44:01] <cmn32480> NCommander's latest from the novel-idea dept.
[01:44:10] <cmn32480> is the emergency cannon big?
[01:44:16] <cmn32480> maybe airplane mounted?
[01:44:26] <NCommander> cmn32480, how have we gone two years and not made the "novel-idea" pun to this point O_o;
[01:44:47] <cmn32480> I'm honestly not sure... but it's probably there someplace.
[01:44:49] <NCommander> The NCommander novel meme has existed since go live. Even Barrabas used to complain I write too much
[01:44:55] <cmn32480> I can guarantee that this one will ahve it on it
[01:45:19] <mecctro> imho, you don't write enough.
[01:45:24] <cmn32480> there is a difference between writing a lot and writing a lot of crap
[01:45:43] <cmn32480> the extra ingredient is love!
[01:45:44] <mecctro> ^
[01:45:44] <NCommander> mecctro, ^_ what he said. I think as far as posts, I've only had one or two real stinkers
[01:46:04] <NCommander> cmn32480, extra ingredient can't be love. The site runs on perl.
[01:46:04] <cmn32480> vs the number of articles that I've posted that have been real stinkers...
[01:46:21] <cmn32480> the extra ingredient is oysters?
[01:46:23] <chromas> We could put Perl on Rails
[01:46:34] <cmn32480> we'd get stoned
[01:46:40] <mecctro> see, that's why I'll never be a failure cmn32480, because I never post.
[01:46:41] <NCommander> chromas, I'm going to say this once.
[01:46:42] <cmn32480> with Rubys!
[01:46:43] <NCommander> .op
[01:46:43] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o NCommander] by Aphrodite
[01:46:45] <NCommander> GET OUT!
[01:46:46] <NCommander> .deop
[01:46:46] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o NCommander] by Aphrodite
[01:46:49] <NCommander> */scary mode off
[01:46:56] <chromas> Aw
[01:46:58] <chromas> Not even a kick
[01:47:02] <NCommander> .op
[01:47:02] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o NCommander] by Aphrodite
[01:47:03] <cmn32480> .kick chromas
[01:47:04] -!- chromas was kicked from #Soylent by Aphrodite!Aphrodite@dodekatheon.olympus.gr [(cmn32480) No reason given]
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[01:47:09] <chromas> :D
[01:47:15] -!- chromas was kicked from #Soylent by NCommander!~mcasadeva@Soylent/Staff/Sysop/mcasadevall [Cast in the name of god, ye guilty.]
[01:47:17] <cmn32480> felel better?
[01:47:24] <mecctro> I know I felel better
[01:47:27] -!- PerlOnRails [PerlOnRails!~chromas@0::1] has joined #Soylent
[01:47:28] <mecctro> absolutely halal
[01:47:32] <NCommander> Um ...
[01:47:36] <NCommander> I think I accidently banned him
[01:47:44] <cmn32480> nope
[01:47:47] <cmn32480> he's back
[01:47:56] <NCommander> Not the second time
[01:48:03] <PerlOnRails> Still here
[01:48:05] <NCommander> Oh
[01:48:06] <cmn32480> .kick PerlOnRails for being chromas!
[01:48:06] -!- PerlOnRails was kicked from #Soylent by Aphrodite!Aphrodite@dodekatheon.olympus.gr [(cmn32480) for being chromas!]
[01:48:12] <mecctro> PerInJails
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[01:48:16] <NCommander> KILL IT WITH FIRE!
[01:48:26] <mecctro> Perl*
[01:48:28] <cmn32480> FROM ORBIT!!!
[01:48:39] -!- PerlOnRails was kicked from #Soylent by NCommander!~mcasadeva@Soylent/Staff/Sysop/mcasadevall [I am the bone of my sword. My entire life has lead to this, UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!]
[01:48:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's the only way to be sure
[01:48:44] <NCommander> I'm having too much fun with this
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[01:48:50] <mecctro> lol
[01:49:02] <cmn32480> the bitch is back!
[01:49:25] <NCommander> It's like IRC whack of mole!
[01:49:26] <NCommander> :)
[01:49:27] <NCommander> .deop
[01:49:27] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o NCommander] by Aphrodite
[01:49:34] <cmn32480> NCommander - sometimes you gotta laugh... otherwise you'll cry
[01:49:42] <Ciri_2> Kosher salt can't melt string beans.
[01:49:48] Ciri_2 is now known as chromas
[01:50:00] <mecctro> Kosher salt can melt anything
[01:50:01] <cmn32480> but butter makes them tasty
[01:50:14] <NCommander> mecctro, I'm fairly sure kosher salt can't melt a rabbi
[01:50:16] * NCommander shows himself out
[01:50:30] <cmn32480> can kosher salt melt kosher salt?
[01:50:37] <mecctro> then why do rabbis get shorter with age?!
[01:50:38] * chromas gives NCommander a tip
[01:50:42] <cmn32480> it's a recursive solvent
[01:50:46] <mecctro> because they're melting!
[01:50:56] <cmn32480> too much kosher salt!
[01:50:59] <NCommander> So Soylent News is made of salted rabbis?
[01:51:13] <mecctro> I know I am, but I don't like to speak for others.
[01:51:15] <cmn32480> they prefer to be called "well preserved"
[01:51:28] <chromas> We need to get EF in on this conversation
[01:51:31] <mecctro> like some sort of jelly?
[01:51:43] <mecctro> I prefer to be "well canned"
[01:51:54] <chromas> mecctro: s/n//
[01:51:54] <sedctl> <chromas> <mecctro> I prefer to be "well caned"
[01:52:09] * NCommander tries to find the motivation to keep writing.
[01:52:10] <mecctro> kek
[01:52:11] <NCommander> !quote NCommander
[01:52:11] <Bender> Quote 1 - <NCommander> DarkMorph, because whenever I have to touch hashref's I want to stab my eyes out
[01:52:15] <Bender> Also in quotes: 7, 53, 82, 83, 86, 87, 88, 97, 106, 111, 114, 138, 147, 153, 156, 157, 158, 169, 171, 211, 212, 222, 255, 415, 458, 459, 516, 518, 540, 547, 590, 591, 592, 720, 760
[01:52:23] <NCommander> I love the bot lags trying to find my name in quotes ^_^
[01:52:30] <mecctro> lol!
[01:52:37] <NCommander> mecctro, its better in #staff
[01:52:38] <cmn32480> !quote 0
[01:52:39] <Bender> Quote 0 - <MrBluze> dumb question i know
[01:52:41] <mecctro> `fah rank Ncommander
[01:52:41] <argute> nothing doesn't exist, or hasn't done any work!
[01:52:48] <mecctro> pretty quick for me ;)
[01:52:51] <NCommander> `fah rank NCommander
[01:52:51] <argute> Rank for NCommander: 59755 of 1726762 (top 3.46%)
[01:53:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~quote 275
[01:53:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[01:53:05] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[01:53:08] <NCommander> Why does no one ever manage to capitalize the C, or calls me "NC-Commander"
[01:53:13] <NCommander> !quote 123
[01:53:13] <Bender> Quote 123 - <crutchy> yeah i've tried making eyes at aussie airport security but the most i got was an explosives scan
[01:53:14] <chromas> !quote biscuit
[01:53:14] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'biscuit'
[01:53:19] <NCommander> !quote 540
[01:53:20] <Bender> Quote 540 - <NCommander> Trust me, I know what I'm getting into
[01:53:34] <cmn32480> I believ that the second one is to prevent you from being pinged
[01:53:35] <NCommander> .... THAT quote isn't ominous ...
[01:53:35] <mecctro> When I think of Capital C only one word Comes to mind....
[01:53:43] <mecctro> Carrots!
[01:53:50] <NCommander> !quote 760
[01:53:50] <Bender> Quote 760 - <NCommander> Money is like semen. You never have it when you want it
[01:53:52] <mecctro> Captial Carrots!
[01:53:57] <NCommander> !quote 720
[01:53:57] <Bender> Quote 720 - <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, only ones i'd go gay for are Nero and NCommander
[01:54:02] <NCommander> ...
[01:54:10] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT
[01:54:11] <chromas> Well who wouldn't?
[01:54:39] <mecctro> certainly not your father.
[01:54:40] <NCommander> !quote 592
[01:54:40] <Bender> Quote 592 - <NCommander> Once you get out of C-based languages, you really learn how fucked up C is
[01:54:46] <NCommander> ++old me
[01:54:46] <DarthTrump> Karma - old: 1
[01:54:49] <NCommander> ++old
[01:54:52] <NCommander> what?
[01:54:54] <NCommander> ++old test
[01:54:56] <NCommander> --old
[01:54:56] <DarthTrump> Karma - old: 0
[01:55:00] <NCommander> ++NCommander
[01:55:00] <DarthTrump> Karma - ncommander: 1
[01:55:02] <mecctro> lol
[01:55:03] <NCommander> NCommander++
[01:55:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, grabass... er... gravis. he likes his authority figures more jackbooted
[01:55:17] <chromas> Did Bender die?
[01:55:18] <NCommander> Bot doesn't do prefix increment right
[01:55:19] <cmn32480> !karma NCommander
[01:55:19] <Bender> karma of ncommander is 113
[01:55:30] <cmn32480> 2 difrent bots
[01:55:33] <mecctro> Was Bender ever really alive?
[01:55:39] <NCommander> .nick
[01:55:41] <NCommander> .help
[01:55:46] <NCommander> !help
[01:55:46] <Bender> documentation for jsonbot can be found at http://jsonbot.org
[01:55:50] <Bender> see !list for loaded plugins and "!help plugin" for help on the plugin.
[01:55:54] <NCommander> !list
[01:55:54] <Bender> available plugins: admin, cfg, chan, chatlog, core, fleet, grabquote, ignore, irc, karma, koffie, lod, markov, more, plug, relay, soylentrss, sylnt, todo, twitter, uidchecker, urlinfo, user
[01:55:55] <chromas> Well he is python, so he's probably in his safespace
[01:56:00] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:56:06] <cmn32480> ~blame
[01:56:06] * mecctro chuckles
[01:56:07] * exec points at Bytram
[01:56:10] <NCommander> !admin
[01:56:15] <NCommander> ...
[01:56:17] <NCommander> !cfg
[01:56:17] <Bender> cfg <configname>
[01:56:20] <NCommander> !cfg admin
[01:56:23] <NCommander> -_-
[01:56:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> !dieinafire
[01:56:28] <mecctro> woops++
[01:56:28] <Bender> karma - woops: 1
[01:56:35] <NCommander> .op
[01:56:35] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o NCommander] by Aphrodite
[01:56:47] -!- NCommander was kicked from #Soylent by NCommander!~mcasadeva@Soylent/Staff/Sysop/mcasadevall [I'm dead, Jim]
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[01:56:47] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v NCommander] by Aphrodite
[01:56:58] <mecctro> `insult NCommander
[01:56:59] <argute> NCommander: Thou art a Wayward, Rude-growing Codpiece.
[01:57:13] <cmn32480> 'insult mecctro
[01:57:16] <NCommander> argute, I'm not the clown troll
[01:57:20] <cmn32480> `insult mecctro
[01:57:20] <argute> Thou hast no power here.
[01:57:41] <mecctro> lol
[01:57:46] <DarthTrump> It's been so long since we had a public botbash
[01:58:00] <cmn32480> ~gdau DarthTrump
[01:58:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Bender
[01:58:05] * MrPlow smakes Bender upside the head with a printout of the rehash source
[01:58:09] <cmn32480> ~gday DarthTrump
[01:58:11] * exec hideously experiences an armpit of poofy onion cheese dip with DarthTrump
[01:58:16] * Bytram pokes his nose in and sees a bit of a battle waging... slinks over to a corner with some popcorn
[01:58:24] <DarthTrump> ~g'day cmn32480
[01:58:26] * exec deliciously penetrates a shaken bottle of cromulence with cmn32480
[01:58:34] <mecctro> `insult TheMightCuckard
[01:58:35] <argute> TheMightCuckard: Thou art an Artless, Hasty-witted Wagtail.
[01:58:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's more or less accurate
[01:59:03] <cmn32480> more
[01:59:05] <cmn32480> not less
[01:59:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich cmn32480
[01:59:15] * MrPlow sneaks up behind cmn32480 and cuts their throat
[01:59:15] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced cmn32480's corpse sammiches for everyone in #Soylent
[01:59:28] * Bytram notes that his windows cursor has a 'wag tail'
[01:59:34] <mecctro> I really should add more beatings.
[01:59:41] <Bytram> beatings++
[01:59:41] <Bender> karma - beatings: 2
[01:59:42] <Bytram> beatings++
[01:59:42] <Bender> karma - beatings: 3
[01:59:43] <Bytram> beatings++
[01:59:43] <Bender> karma - beatings: 4
[01:59:49] <Bytram> hth
[01:59:57] <chromas> we need a competition
[01:59:58] * mecctro grabs a towel
[02:00:02] <chromas> we need...a beatoff!
[02:00:11] <Bytram> hhgttg reference?
[02:00:14] * mecctro badum-tish
[02:00:32] <mecctro> `chuck
[02:00:32] <argute> Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
[02:01:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, the beatings will continue until morale improves
[02:02:46] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: bang the drum slowly, eh?
[02:03:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube i don't wanna work
[02:03:00] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:03:24] * Bytram was actually referring to a more cerebral work.
[02:03:47] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:03:48] <DarthTrump> ^ 03Wiki: Bang the Drum Slowly
[02:03:57] <mecctro> sounds... heady
[02:04:16] <Bytram> also: http://www.imdb.com
[02:04:17] <DarthTrump> ^ 03Bang the Drum Slowly (1973) - IMDb
[02:04:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got it, i just have my own special style
[02:04:36] <Bytram> syncopated, amiright?
[02:05:00] <Bytram> or do you, like me, march to the beat of a different drummer?
[02:05:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> you take that back, i like boobies just fine
[02:05:14] * Bytram offers apologies to Henry David Thoreau
[02:05:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube bang the drum slowly dumbass
[02:05:29] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:05:37] <mecctro> lol
[02:06:24] * TheMightyBuzzard decides to save the last two beers for tomorrow after mowing the yard
[02:07:13] <Bytram> I've heard the trick is to make sure that each one contains 40oz
[02:08:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm apparently not poor enough to use that trick
[02:08:57] <Bytram> touche
[02:09:01] <chromas> Some dark humor
[02:09:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, das rasis
[02:09:26] * chromas follows the humor around the department store
[02:09:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> my humors are imbalanced. i think they need more booze.
[02:10:09] <Bytram> ~g "grand imperial quart"
[02:10:11] <exec> [google] worcesterma.blogspot.com/2007/07/giq.html
[02:10:16] <SirFinkus> haha you sucker
[02:10:16] <cmn32480> your humor has always been unbalanced
[02:10:19] <SirFinkus> I got beers for DAYS
[02:10:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g keg
[02:10:22] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "A keg is a small barrel. Traditionally, a wooden keg is made by a cooper and used to transport items such as nails, gunpowder, and a variety of liquids."
[02:11:07] <SirFinkus> you've got to balance those humors
[02:11:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> booze and explosives. i knew there was a reason i liked kegs.
[02:11:43] <SirFinkus> beer, whiskey, bacon grease and hate
[02:12:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, if you have the first three you got no room for the 4th
[02:12:31] <SirFinkus> oh come on, hate rants are the best
[02:12:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube sunshine in a bag
[02:12:51] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:12:58] <SirFinkus> they're like bile
[02:13:04] <SirFinkus> the one everyone always forgets about
[02:13:07] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[02:13:29] * Bytram|away is exhausted and heading off to sleepy land
[02:13:51] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
[02:13:53] * exec seductively hangs a trigger warning sign about a cube of xp on #Soylent
[02:13:58] <SirFinkus> ~gnight Bytram|away
[02:14:00] * exec diarrhetically throws a terabyte of Hitler did nothing wrong at Bytram|away
[02:14:06] <SirFinkus> ouch
[02:14:13] <Bytram|away> sounds like a whole lot of nothing
[02:14:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight Bytram|away
[02:14:27] * exec illegitimately imagines a shot of an insult with Bytram|away
[02:14:42] <Bytram|away> imginary -- not real
[02:14:49] <Bytram|away> ~gnight SirFinkus
[02:14:51] * exec single-candidly culturally appropriates a cat box of caffeine from SirFinkus
[02:14:55] <Bytram|away> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:14:57] * exec half-heartedly irritates a tablespoon of slack with TheMightyBuzzard
[02:15:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah baby, i'm all about the slack
[02:15:56] <Bytram|away> slacking off?
[02:16:31] <SirFinkus> well, it rhymes with that
[02:17:05] <Bytram|away> ;)
[02:17:18] <Bytram|away> just found a couple possible story subs if anyone wants to follow through:
[02:17:18] <Bytram|away> http://go.theregister.com
[02:17:20] <DarthTrump> ^ 03Delete Google Maps? Go ahead, says Google, we'll still track you • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[02:17:32] <Bytram|away> http://go.theregister.com
[02:17:33] <DarthTrump> ^ 03Phones exploding in a kid's hands, shares tanking – but it's not all good news at Samsung • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[02:23:27] <Bytram|away> http://arstechnica.com
[02:23:28] <DarthTrump> ^ 03Hands-on: Blue Hydra can expose the all-too-unhidden world of Bluetooth | Ars Technica
[02:23:48] <Bytram|away> http://arstechnica.com
[02:23:48] <DarthTrump> ^ 03Jeff Bezos is not screwing around with his plans to colonize space | Ars Technica
[02:24:14] <Bytram|away> okay, that is it for me... laters -- have a great night everyone!
[02:29:46] <cmn32480> I'm done
[02:29:56] <cmn32480> can't take it anymore today...
[02:30:07] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[02:30:09] * exec illegitimately ships a dogbox of hot sauce with #soylent
[02:30:35] DarthTrump is now known as dogbox
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[02:40:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> those don't strike me as particularly sturdy pants
[02:41:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> not something you'd want to work out in the yard in at least
[02:41:19] <chromas> Imagine trying to get the wrinkles out
[02:41:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> feh, wrinkles add character to clothing.
[02:42:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays! i got a ubuntu noob through an arch install while drunk!
[02:43:07] * TheMightyBuzzard flexes
[02:43:11] <chromas> Were you drunk too?
[02:43:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> of course. he wasn't. silly baptists.
[02:44:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd think having to go to work in the morning was a good excuse not to drink the way he goes on.
[02:44:36] * chromas baptizes with systemd
[02:44:47] <chromas> s/with //
[02:44:47] <sedctl> <chromas> baptizes systemd
[02:45:08] * TheMightyBuzzard holds it under just a bit longer. until it stops struggling.
[02:45:29] <chromas> Cleanse it, brotha!
[02:46:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube safety dance
[02:46:59] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:47:39] <chromas> Did you have him use btrfs?
[02:47:55] <chromas> #smake borderlands2
[02:47:55] * MrPlow smakes borderlands2 upside the head with a sack of quarters
[02:48:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit no, the whole idea is i don't have to give him tech support anymore.
[02:49:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> using a beta filesystem would be the wrong thing to do
[02:49:30] <chromas> alpha!
[02:49:37] <chromas> /nick Rocko
[02:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> and now i never have to answer questions about "hey, should i upgrade to 16.04 or stick with 14.04?"
[02:50:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh great gazoo, what should i do?
[02:50:19] <chromas> With arch, the answer is always yes
[02:50:26] <chromas> pacman -Syu every day
[02:50:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm lazy. once a week is enough.
[02:50:38] <chromas> and never read the notes
[02:51:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw dat. i learnt my lesson on not paying attention to their "your shit will break if you don't pay attention here" feed
[02:51:53] <chromas> KDE's lockscreen breaks every update now. Didn't used'a
[02:52:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice
[02:52:16] <chromas> It's too bad there aren't any other viable desktops on linux
[02:52:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder if i should tell him that or let him find out himself
[02:52:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you smack talkin xterm?
[02:52:41] <chromas> It still locks, but I gotta switch to a terminal and do loginctl unlock-sessions
[02:53:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool, he learned how to switch terminals just tonight so i can totally not care about that bug
[02:53:18] * chromas considers trying all the desktops again
[02:53:23] <chromas> except for guhnome
[02:53:29] <chromas> gnome can eat a bag of dicks
[02:53:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp
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[02:53:49] <chromas> I guess he was wrinkled
[02:53:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like my frankendesktop
[02:54:01] * chromas wrinkles his wrankles
[02:54:28] <SirFinkus> lol linux
[02:54:31] <chromas> Have you switched to lxqt yet?
[02:54:32] <SirFinkus> fucking garbage
[02:54:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> lxde+mate+xfce+misc
[02:54:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake SirFinkus
[02:54:58] * MrPlow smakes SirFinkus upside the head with a small trout
[02:55:08] <SirFinkus> fite me TheMightyBuzzard
[02:55:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, shit no. i like my gtk just fine thank you
[02:55:15] <SirFinkus> desktop linux is shit
[02:55:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> !fight SirFinkus vs TheMightyBuzzard
[02:55:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i should finish up that dnd fight arena
[02:56:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite SirFinkus needs to dish out some pwnage
[02:57:02] <SirFinkus> I've got a water gun emoji
[02:57:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> 💩
[02:57:15] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[02:57:17] <SirFinkus> 🔫
[02:57:28] <chromas> :'(
[02:57:41] <chromas> All I get is a water gun font glyph
[02:57:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas not a water gun. thas a big black semi-auto.
[02:57:45] * chromas desires color
[02:58:00] <SirFinkus> which really is the funnies thing apple could have done
[02:58:04] <SirFinkus> people are so pissed about it
[02:58:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[02:58:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> except no
[02:59:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is the funniest thing apple could have done: https://soylentnews.org
[02:59:04] <dogbox> ^ 03SN Submission by MrPlow: iPhone 7's new slogan translates to 'This is penis' in Cantonese | Daily Mail Online
[03:00:05] <SirFinkus> 💣 is still cool though
[03:00:08] <mecctro> that's pretty nifty
[03:01:20] <SirFinkus> that's fucking dumb
[03:01:45] <SirFinkus> literal non-story
[03:02:11] * TheMightyBuzzard pees in SirFinkus's breakfast cereal
[03:02:17] <SirFinkus> thanks
[03:03:06] <chromas> Phones have slogans?
[03:03:26] <chromas> Shouldn't it be "We took the jack off"?
[03:03:29] <SirFinkus> 7 in cantonese apparently sounds like penis
[03:03:52] TheMightyBuzzard is now known as The7Mightier
[03:04:29] <SirFinkus> it's not even a funny translation error or anything
[03:04:39] <The7Mightier> #youtube monty python penis song
[03:04:40] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[03:04:56] <The7Mightier> SirFinkus, you have no finely tuned sense of humor
[03:05:07] The7Mightier is now known as TheMightyBuzzard
[03:05:19] <mecctro> fire up the print presses, humor incoming!
[03:05:50] <SirFinkus> on the contrary
[03:05:51] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:05:52] <dogbox> ^ 03Down There In Front (Penis Song) from Strong Kids, Safe Kids - YouTube
[03:06:54] <SirFinkus> song starts a minute in
[03:07:40] <SirFinkus> I was hoping he'd rhyme front with a different word
[03:08:34] <SirFinkus> the thing this is from was hosted by the fonz
[03:09:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> never trust a SirFinkus. it was probably hosted by potsie.
[03:09:31] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:09:31] <dogbox> ^✓ 03Strong Kids, Safe Kids - 1984 PSA - Feat. "The Fonz" - YouTube
[03:09:33] <SirFinkus> nope
[03:10:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> must sleep now. nite.
[03:10:24] <SirFinkus> night
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[06:49:35] <XivLacuna> So, what is bad posting?
[06:52:38] <XivLacuna> I went to comment on an article and got a "bad posting temp ban"
[06:53:16] <XivLacuna> message, which would have been nice before I typed out a comment
[07:00:47] <chromas> Did you get lots of downmods?
[07:01:57] <XivLacuna> If downmods were pokemon I'd fill a pokedex with them
[07:02:53] <XivLacuna> The user experience seems lackluster. It doesn't specify how long the temp ban is for either.
[07:03:06] * chromas reads some comments; giggles
[07:03:11] <XivLacuna> I checked the moderation FAQ and it doesn't say
[07:03:27] <XivLacuna> It could be two minutes, it could be five years
[07:03:54] <XivLacuna> and the only way to find out if it is over is to type out a reply to an article and see if it goes through
[07:04:06] <chromas> I'm not sure if any devs are awake at the moment, but there should be at least one in about three ours
[07:04:14] <chromas> hours
[07:05:18] <XivLacuna> anyway I just hope the automod also got the anon that threatened to murder my mother
[07:08:25] <chromas> That's just a stereotype
[07:08:45] <chromas> He assumes you're Jewish and therefore live with your mom
[07:09:34] <XivLacuna> My guess is that he is a rather lame JIDF recruit
[07:20:05] <XivLacuna> I'm sort of surprised that there is even a temp ban on posting. Back on Slashdot it would just have just posted with a lower score.
[07:20:41] <chromas> It could be some ancient code nobody's run into until now
[07:26:46] <XivLacuna> I can't be the site's first person to post stuff that gets under the skin of SJWs
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[09:56:19] <Gravis> can someone please fix my comment? somehow the closing </quote> was omitted: https://soylentnews.org
[09:56:20] <dogbox> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
[09:56:31] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: ^^
[09:57:05] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i'm telling you, an edit function that used up points would be a good thing to have
[10:00:22] <boru> You'd want an edit history then, because people would change their comments or delete them when they're flat out wrong, or getting flamed.
[10:00:36] <boru> There's a preview button for a reason.
[10:21:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, only way to edit comments currently is through a mysql query and i'm not awake enough for that just yet
[10:22:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:22:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2859
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[11:28:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... okay... soon as the coffee n drugs kick in i'm gonna finish up coding the comments stuff and start finding out where i forgot to put semi-colons.
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[11:36:39] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: please add the ability to edit comments
[11:37:08] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: one point for every character changed
[11:37:45] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: that way, you can't make _huge_ changes
[11:37:59] <Gravis> only minor tweaks
[11:38:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> you don't ask much, do ya? we'd have to make a new comment, implement a flag to hide the edited comment, and implement a way to view the old comment.
[11:38:41] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: no, just modify the comment
[11:39:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> why not just replace the existing comment, and put a copy of the old one in a comments_history table?
[11:39:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that can't happen. say something stupid? edit it out of history. nope.
[11:40:02] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: if it requires one point to modify one character, you could only change 50 characters
[11:40:14] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: you couldn't change much of anything
[11:40:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> which'd be plenty to utterly change a sentence
[11:40:57] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: why not make it like AndyTheAbsurd suggested?
[11:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell, half a dozen characters would be enough for that
[11:41:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> more doable but a lot of coding.
[11:41:40] <Gravis> ugh... you are so... hold on, i'm going to have to get a dictionary to properly express this.
[11:42:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, seriously. i'm digging in comment code right now and it would be a pretty dire pain in the ass to get right. take me at least a week.
[11:43:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> but andy's suggestion is at least in line with general site mindset
[11:43:26] <Gravis> here we go. you are so excruciatingly obstinate.
[11:43:36] <boru> Pft, I suggested that!
[11:44:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, s'okay. i'll get the credit anyway if my name's on the pull request.
[11:44:19] <boru> I'll submit a story about IRC plagiarism!
[11:44:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, i'll edit your nick to mine at the top of the story
[11:45:05] <boru> You monster.
[11:45:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i mean who could resist what with it being a plagiarism story?
[11:45:58] <boru> Yes, I can appreciate the irony.
[11:46:34] <boru> I'd probably doctor it a bit to focus shame on the original submitter, also.
[11:46:48] <boru> "Editors note: boru also turned me into a newt."
[11:47:10] <SirFinkus> I'm anti comment editing
[11:47:15] <boru> Me too.
[11:47:16] <SirFinkus> completely
[11:47:36] <boru> There's a 'preview' feature for a reason, right?
[11:47:52] <boru> Rubber duck your comments!
[11:48:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> would ya still be if it cost 25 karma to edit something and put a "this comment has been edited from its original version" link at the bottom linking the old comment?
[11:48:33] <SirFinkus> yeah, probably
[11:48:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[11:48:44] <SirFinkus> maybe some rudimentary checking for unclosed tags before submitting
[11:48:50] <SirFinkus> that seems like it's be easy enough
[11:48:53] <boru> 25 is harsh, Isn't it capped at 50?
[11:49:11] <boru> At least mine seemed to be capped at 50.
[11:49:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> already done. just really hard to make intelligent decisions on when to close them
[11:49:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, zactly. we don't want it happening often.
[11:50:06] <boru> I think just stating 'unterminated tag on line X' is sufficient. No need to be smarter than that, I think.
[11:50:11] <boru> Okay, forget about the line part.
[11:50:14] <SirFinkus> I'm just thinking count the number of <quote> and </quote> tags and if the numbers don't match, notify the user before confirming
[11:50:23] <SirFinkus> that kind of thing
[11:50:48] <boru> That's a lot of tags to parse, potentially.
[11:51:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> might could. fuck knows we do enough processing after the text is submitted.
[11:51:08] <SirFinkus> don't they have to be parsed anyway?
[11:51:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but they're parsed later
[11:51:26] <boru> Sure, but this is redundant parsing.
[11:51:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> too late to give an oops confirmation
[11:51:46] <boru> I can think of a few ways to ensure hilarity would ensue if not done right.
[11:52:15] <boru> But I'm sure the very competent Perl programmers present have already thwarted such efforts.
[11:52:23] * boru grumbles.
[11:52:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, that shiz was mostly done before we ever picked the codebase up
[11:52:58] <SirFinkus> are you thinking some kind of DOS by putting shittons of tags in a post?
[11:53:01] <boru> There was a great one with a Perl bot on IRC which didn't sanitise backrefs. That was a funny day.
[11:53:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[11:53:18] <boru> That'd DOS for all of...a second?
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[11:53:36] <SirFinkus> yeah, that's what I thought
[11:54:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> thankfully MrPlow does not give a shit about what characters you pass him, they're all the same to him. unicode? pffft!
[11:54:29] <SirFinkus> kind of like your mother
[11:54:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i think she only reads english
[11:54:55] <boru> Now you're ASCIIng for it.
[11:55:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> puns++
[11:55:19] <Bender> karma - puns: 4
[11:55:53] <SirFinkus> man, I know this is unlikely, but how great would it be if hillary just dropped dead before/during the election?
[11:56:15] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:56:16] <SirFinkus> it'd make the election even more wacky
[11:56:17] * exec carefully $action a shoe of capsaicin $preposition TheMightyBuzzard
[11:56:19] <cmn32480> ~gday SirFinkus
[11:56:21] * exec problematically pesters a toilet bowl of chromas' tossed salad with SirFinkus
[11:56:35] <cmn32480> it'd be VERY bad
[11:56:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, it'd be even better if they both did
[11:56:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:57:00] * exec theoretically farts a massive fart an assload of cowbell at cmn32480
[11:57:02] <SirFinkus> naw, I've resigned myself to having a terrible president anyway
[11:57:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> moar cowbell!
[11:57:12] <cmn32480> if I remember correctlty, they get to appoint somebody
[11:57:14] <boru> Whilst I'm not even remotely interested in politics, let alone American politics, after seeing a video of her malfunctioning yesterday, I am convinced that she's some sort of android.
[11:57:15] <SirFinkus> trump being elected would be entertaining
[11:57:28] <SirFinkus> boru: she's a lizard person
[11:57:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, they both are
[11:57:50] <SirFinkus> hillary being elected would just be boring
[11:57:56] <cmn32480> they'd put in somebody like Biden, whose just as liberal as Obama, and the country goes down the crapper even faster then it will w/ Trump
[11:58:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're in fact lovers and all this was scripted out years ago.
[11:58:14] <cmn32480> it woudl fit TheMightyBuzzard's narrative of voting for the candidate who will create the most anarchy
[11:58:37] <SirFinkus> bullshit TheMightyBuzzard, the lizard people are asexual
[11:58:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, eat my cloaca
[11:58:57] <boru> I mean, really, wtf happened here: https://i.sli.mg
[11:59:03] <boru> That is clearly some sort of robot.
[11:59:46] <boru> Too much interference from all of the smartphones?
[11:59:59] <SirFinkus> Louis CK asked Donald Rumsfeld if he was a lizard once, and he didn't deny it
[12:00:03] <SirFinkus> and he dodged the question
[12:00:07] <cmn32480> nah... somebody touched electric to the android
[12:01:59] <SirFinkus> she saw a fly, and her human suit doesn't allow her to mover her eyes independently
[12:02:33] <SirFinkus> oh shit, I made a typo, TheMightyBuzzard, can you add something to irc to let me edit my comments?
[12:02:38] <SirFinkus> I look a fool
[12:02:47] <SirFinkus> I'll take the karma hit
[12:04:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, updating runs much faster now that i made xz run multi-threaded
[12:06:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, fear my aur package updating speed! fear it, damn you!
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[12:09:39] * TheMightyBuzzard debates a design decision
[12:13:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> man that could potentially be a lot db of calls per comment but they're not a gerzillions of hits per second thing so it shouldn't matter
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[13:03:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, MrPlow doesn't have a disco button. everything should have a disco button.
[13:07:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, i don't wanna write the updateChildrenCounts sub right now.
[14:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> mkay, ready to find out where i left out punctuation
[14:02:27] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs and prepares himself for way too much debugging
[14:11:45] * cmn32480 tosses extra roaches in the code
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[14:56:39] <weeds> Geez, lot of know it alls out there!
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[15:14:50] <cmn32480> weeds - lot of them in here too
[15:37:37] <weeds> lol
[15:38:53] <weeds> cmn32480, Dood tells me that I'm mistaken - it wasn't halon and you and your coworkers weren't in there. Huh, wonder how he knows that?
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[17:57:26] <janrinok> hi SoyCow0984
[17:58:26] <SoyCow0984> Hello, I just wanted to give a heads-up to any willing editors: Only one story left in the "Pending Stories" queue.
[17:58:36] <SoyCow0984> Now I have to get back to work.
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[17:58:47] <janrinok> thanks!
[18:03:26] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[18:03:28] * exec allegedly passes a staff of glass shards to janrinok
[18:03:46] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480 how's the ankle?
[18:03:48] * exec sexually piles yo mama of stock options on cmn32480
[18:05:04] <cmn32480> hurts....
[18:05:23] <cmn32480> I don't know if I want stock options in yo mamma
[18:05:28] <janrinok> that why you should always take a scout with you when you go out for a long walk
[18:05:38] <cmn32480> so they can carry me out?
[18:05:51] <janrinok> so they can look after the adult!
[18:06:28] <cmn32480> that's a good idea
[18:06:34] <cmn32480> I'll look into that next time
[18:06:56] <janrinok> and then you can come home safely to let the kids kick your ankle ...
[18:07:10] <cmn32480> now you're just being outreageous
[18:07:20] <cmn32480> maybe if I get to kick their ankles
[18:07:31] <janrinok> you'd only hurt yourself again
[18:07:52] * cmn32480 nods at janrinok's sage-like wisdom...
[18:08:44] <janrinok> and what are you up to today?
[18:10:42] <cmn32480> my ideal weight if I was 3 meters tall
[18:11:48] <janrinok> I've opened a chat channel to you
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[18:44:13] <cmn32480> ~submit http://www.upi.com
[18:44:46] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[20:37:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Time Crystals Might Exist After All - http://sylnt.us - head-explodes
[20:41:34] * cmn32480 decries the abuses of our IRC Czar
[20:46:32] * Deucalion teehees
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[20:58:55] * cmn32480 thigns the site might be having issues....
[20:59:18] <cmn32480> f**k it... I'm going home.
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[21:01:14] <Deucalion> ~weather
[21:01:16] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 75°F / 24°C, clear, wind E at 7 mph, humidity 64% - Tuesday clear with periodic clouds (66°F:90°F / 19°C:32°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (63°F:85°F / 17°C:29°C), Thursday mostly sunny (62°F:85°F / 17°C:29°C), Friday scattered showers (52°F:69°F / 11°C:21°C)
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[21:15:05] <Deucalion> hold tight - I think Linode is getting another traffic battering...
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[23:07:22] <Deucalion> ..op
[23:07:27] <Deucalion> .op
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[23:08:34] <Deucalion> .deop
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[23:08:43] <chromas> Mode purge
[23:09:22] <Deucalion> Just some overdue housekeeping :)
[23:09:43] <chromas> Oh uh, yeah, you know, I'm overdue for +o ;)
[23:10:24] <Deucalion> .op
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[23:10:40] <Deucalion> nah
[23:10:43] <Deucalion> .deop
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[23:11:00] <chromas> /abuse everyone
[23:12:06] <Deucalion> ,op
[23:12:13] <Deucalion> .op
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[23:12:37] <Deucalion> .deop
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[23:13:01] <chromas> Aphrodite too. She's being a dick
[23:13:31] <chromas> Very bossy
[23:13:35] <Deucalion> yehh.... but she's hot, she can get away with it with just a cheeky look
[23:14:24] <Deucalion> Wait... Aphrodite has a dick? My understanding of these myths may be incomplete
[23:15:16] <chromas> Chick with a dick. She was the Brianna Wu of her time
[23:15:17] <Deucalion> Oh no - it's all fine... it was Athene that burst forth like some alien creature from Zeus's head... I think...
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[23:48:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Millennials Don't Care About Owning Cars, and Car Makers Can't Figure Out Why - http://sylnt.us - too-damn-expensive