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[00:31:42] <SoyCow3735> Any editors around? There is only one story left in the "Pending Stories" list. I've submitted six stories today, but they are not the most interesting as there wasn't much going on.
[00:32:47] <SoyCow3735> Feel free to leave the "Slow News Day" submission in the queue until whenever it is needed, since it is obviously not pressing news.
[00:33:13] <SoyCow3735> Thanks in advance for keeping this site going.
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[01:17:43] <MDC> Water fluoridation is a Communist plot to corrupt our precious bodily fluids.
[01:19:56] <mecctro> didn't the aliens call dibs on bodily fluids first?
[01:20:27] <MDC> I'm still trying to get their probe out of my ass
[01:21:19] <mecctro> Intergalactic Pimpin
[01:22:35] <MDC> Quite oddly I awoke at eight this morning feeling just fine.
[01:22:45] <mecctro> Earth is probably just a crack-house for horny aliens to get that sweet interspecies nut busted.
[01:22:45] <MDC> I only had five hours of sleep yet still feel OK
[01:23:22] <mecctro> I didn't get much, but I never do.
[01:23:37] <MDC> The Air Force got a thermal infrared video of some ISIS fighter attempting - without much success - to make love to a donkey
[01:24:36] <mecctro> that's some hi-tec porn
[01:24:59] <mecctro> "in the name, of love"
[01:25:10] <MDC> My employers once own two thermal infrared cameras. They cost sixty grand apiece
[01:25:20] <MDC> germanium optics
[01:25:52] <mecctro> they are pretty expensive
[01:26:03] <MDC> I've been avoiding work on my product all day
[01:26:30] <MDC> are you familiar with the phrase "Nulla Dies Sine Linea"?
[01:26:30] <mecctro> I got bored, started reading up on machine learning.
[01:26:38] <mecctro> I am not
[01:26:54] <MDC> Never A Day Without A Line. Advice given to Roman artists
[01:27:17] <mecctro> Ah, good "line"
[01:27:22] <MDC> I've been attempting - without a whole lot of success to achive Never A Day Without A Line Of Code.
[01:29:00] <mecctro> I try, but some days can be daunting, particularly if I'm busy with other shit.
[01:29:31] <MDC> I have trouble getting started at things. Once started I can easily carry on, but I cannot start
[01:32:08] <mecctro> It happens, especially once you've been probed... life's just not the same after that.
[01:33:27] <MDC> I once read that 40% of Americans report having been abducted by aliens
[01:33:50] <MDC> Schizophrenia only accounts for 1%
[01:34:02] <mecctro> pretty high number of drug users here too.
[01:34:08] <mecctro> lol
[01:35:16] <mecctro> I'm not discounting the possibility of aliens, but people love to make shit up.
[01:35:32] <mecctro> Look at bigfoot accounts, it's off-the-charts
[01:36:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nobel Prize for Medicine Judges Asked to Resign for Involvement in Scandal - http://sylnt.us
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[02:01:11] <MDC> screen saver activated and killed my session
[02:02:21] <MDC> I think I've gotten to the point that I'm willing to lift a finger to write some code.
[02:02:29] <MDC> I expect I'll be back tomorrow or so
[02:02:31] <MDC> bye
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[02:46:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Message From the Secretary of Education to ITT Students - http://sylnt.us - transfer-time
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[02:48:13] <SoyCow6582> The Pending Stories list is dry.
[02:49:21] <SoyCow6582> There's enough decent submissions to carry us until tomorrow. Thanks to any editors that help take care of this.
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[04:36:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Giant Panda is No Longer an Endangered Species - http://sylnt.us - when-is-hunting-season
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[08:05:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Do Credit Card Companies Screen for Behavioral Biases? - http://sylnt.us - thieving-bastards
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[08:46:19] <SirFinkus> this is a good fucking sandwich
[09:34:51] <crutchy> ~link sammich
[09:34:53] <exec> └─ sammich => https://www.youtube.com
[09:39:42] <SirFinkus> capocollo is the shit
[09:56:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Musk Urges Tesla Workers to Cut Costs Ahead of Fundraising Round - http://sylnt.us - standard-practice
[10:05:52] <crutchy> ~weather new yrok
[10:05:55] <exec> 12New York, NY, USA - currently 23°C, cloudy, wind NE at 23 km/h, humidity 85% - Wednesday scattered showers (22°C:29°C), Thursday partly cloudy (26°C:32°C), Friday partly cloudy (23°C:34°C), Saturday sunny (25°C:31°C)
[10:06:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> I wonder how bad the spelling errors can get before it doesn't find it.
[10:07:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Nwe Yrok
[10:07:06] <exec> 10New York, NY, USA - currently 73°F / 23°C, cloudy, wind NE at 14 mph, humidity 85% - Wednesday scattered showers (72°F:85°F / 22°C:29°C), Thursday partly cloudy (79°F:90°F / 26°C:32°C), Friday partly cloudy (73°F:94°F / 23°C:34°C), Saturday sunny (77°F:87°F / 25°C:31°C)
[10:07:07] <crutchy> ~weather boston
[10:07:09] <exec> 12Boston, MA, USA - currently 19°C, cloudy, wind NE at 6 km/h, humidity 100% - Wednesday partly cloudy (19°C:23°C), Thursday scattered showers (22°C:26°C), Friday mostly sunny (19°C:32°C), Saturday sunny (21°C:25°C)
[10:07:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather braddelborough, VT
[10:07:35] <exec> 10Brattleboro, VT, USA - currently 66°F / 19°C, mostly cloudy, wind W at 2 mph, humidity 93% - Wednesday partly cloudy (64°F:81°F / 18°C:27°C), Thursday partly cloudy (66°F:86°F / 19°C:30°C), Friday partly cloudy (56°F:87°F / 13°C:31°C), Saturday mostly sunny (64°F:87°F / 18°C:31°C)
[10:23:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:23:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2848
[10:23:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:23:10] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny to partly cloudy. High 93F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Sunshine and clouds mixed. High 91F. Winds SW at 5 to 10 mph.
[10:23:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh
[10:31:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> need breakfast
[10:31:33] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[10:31:33] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[10:31:46] <mecctro> just had mine
[10:31:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'better
[10:33:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> really breakfast can suck it, i need drugs
[10:34:20] * mecctro inspects MrPlow's Skittles...
[10:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> sugar coated adderall
[10:34:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> amphetamines++
[10:34:53] <Bender> karma - amphetamines: 10
[10:36:05] <mecctro> I just run a stack with my food.
[10:36:16] <mecctro> it's all integrated.
[10:36:38] <boru> As in a LIFO?
[10:37:31] <mecctro> not sure what you mean by that, digestive-wise... or?
[10:37:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> the digestive tract is clearly a FIFO. unless you're drinking heavily or ill.
[10:37:42] <boru> That was the cause for my curiosity.
[10:38:12] <mecctro> All liquid keto, pept stack integrated.
[10:38:36] <mecctro> no sugar, mostly raw vegetables where possible, I eat solids twice a week.
[10:39:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds complex. i'll stick with coffee n adderall for breakfast.
[10:39:32] <boru> Ah, that ketosis milmark, or however it's spelled... Seems popular at the moment.
[10:39:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> mecctro: are you at less than 10% body fat yet?
[10:39:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> taquitos?
[10:40:00] <mecctro> It costs me 50 a month, takes ten minutes to make a batch.
[10:40:07] <mecctro> woudln't call it complicated.
[10:40:26] <mecctro> no Andy, I'm not aiming for weight-loss.
[10:40:49] <mecctro> It helps with my chronic migraines.
[10:40:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> You could be aiming for aesthetics (or however you spell that word)
[10:41:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh, okay
[10:41:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> mecctro, adderall costs me $100/mo but it's way more enjoyable.
[10:41:15] <mecctro> lol
[10:41:23] <mecctro> I'm not a fan of "addys"
[10:41:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> Mostly I only get bad headaches from consuming high fructose corn syrup
[10:41:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's like meth but you get to keep your teeth
[10:42:42] <mecctro> any sort of sugar, and I drop out of burning oil/fat, right back to getting migraines.
[10:43:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's me talking out my ass. never tried meth. all my stims have been proper amphetamines of a pharmaceutical grade.
[10:43:41] <mecctro> "ice" was all the rage for awhile, though, now the term's associated with the other other other white meth.
[10:44:19] <mecctro> not that I'm into any of that shit, but I find pharmaceuticals interesting.
[10:44:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> alls i know is it keeps my adhd manageable and makes my morning coffee work way better.
[10:45:31] <mecctro> you guys like pumpkin?
[10:46:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> big orange gourd thing what sells a lot in october?
[10:46:27] <mecctro> no, the other pumpkin...
[10:47:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> round here you never know. witness the onion router
[10:47:54] <mecctro> ah, not that pumpkin.
[10:48:04] <mecctro> the gourdy innocent variant
[10:48:24] <mecctro> the one cinderella rode in, not WAS rod in.
[10:48:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> it makes a dandy pie but i've little other use for it.
[10:49:09] <mecctro> pumpkin seeds?
[10:49:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> good for growing more punkins for to make pies from.
[10:50:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> definitely does not belong as a flavoring that gets near my coffee
[10:50:02] <mecctro> I take it you're not a fan of pumpkin in other shit then lol
[10:50:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, ya know, libertarian, so whatever blows yer skirt up. mine is not blown up by pumpkin as a flavoring though as a general rule.
[10:51:33] <mecctro> Would you try a pumpkin vanilla milkshake?
[10:52:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably not. a) pumpkin flavoring would be odd b) lactose intolerant
[10:53:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that i don't eat ice cream cause fuck a world where everyone else gets to eat ice cream but me.
[10:53:23] <mecctro> for every ying... I guess lol
[10:53:49] <mecctro> that's what I had for breakfast
[10:53:55] <mecctro> it was real pumpkin, though.
[10:54:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, nicotine o'clock again
[10:54:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:54:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:54:54] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 133
[10:56:05] <mecctro> my bot is going to learn broken engrish.
[10:56:40] <mecctro> it might take a long-time...
[11:05:18] <crutchy> from ciri?
[11:05:36] <crutchy> ciri is fluent in broken engrish
[11:09:31] <mecctro> I'll probably have it exchange with ciri, but I'm priming it with other stuff first.
[11:09:46] <mecctro> wasn't sure how ciri was setup?
[11:12:26] <mecctro> is ciri yours crutchy?
[11:25:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> mecctro, sorta. cmn32480 hosts her now but crutchy still does most the coding.
[11:27:39] <mecctro> any idea how it works?
[11:28:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> according to this post, ciri is based on Eggdrop: https://soylentnews.org
[11:28:42] <systemd> ^ 03SN article: What a Lot of Bots We've Got 04(6 comments)
[11:33:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> mecctro, markov chain learning i spect
[11:33:27] <mecctro> I didn't want to assume, but suspected.
[11:36:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - General Electric Attempts to Purchase Two Metal 3d-Printing Firms for $1.4 Billion - http://sylnt.us - new-manufacturing-tech
[11:41:45] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[11:51:32] * TheMightyBuzzard fights with nfsd and the vm
[11:52:45] <mecctro> what's the haps?
[11:55:37] <mecctro> some sort of glitch in the matrix?
[11:58:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, trying to get it to forward nfs over to the bare metal os
[11:58:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> which i think i did but i apparently stopped an important service
[12:17:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm freakin dumb. kept wondering why i couldn't get to my media server over nfs, what i'd fucked up trying to get this forwarding happening
[12:18:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> then i remembered the power flickered yesterday and i never started the bloody thing back up
[12:38:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent, got it workin
[12:44:14] * cmn32480 does NOT host ciri and wants absolutely nothign to do with that fould mouthed bitch
[12:44:42] * cmn32480 hosts exec...
[12:44:56] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:44:58] * exec diarrhetically pesters a pipe of testicular torsion with TheMightyBuzzard
[12:49:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:49:16] * exec historically nudges a buzzfeed listicle of silver coins toward cmn32480
[12:49:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think you win that one
[12:49:56] <cmn32480> Woo HOO!
[12:50:04] <cmn32480> it had to happen sometimes
[12:52:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> the sun, a dog's ass
[12:55:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, now that that headache's out the way and i can edit files like they was local, i don't really feel like coding anymore
[12:57:38] <cmn32480> you can has my ankle instead
[12:57:44] <cmn32480> and I'll write the code
[12:59:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think everyone would end up worse off for that trade
[12:59:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's a reason we don't let editors code. they needa be something approaching sane. rehash code is not conducive to that.
[13:00:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'why Bytram only pokes at template changes for the most part
[13:00:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, and breaks stuff
[13:01:38] <cmn32480> I'm pretty sure that my ankle isn't supposed to be this color
[13:02:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> might've broken it if it's all black n blue
[13:02:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: go to the doctor before its condition worsens to the point where they want to cut it off.
[13:03:12] <cmn32480> I'm actualyl thinking that is a good idea AndyTheAbsurd
[13:03:27] <cmn32480> purple
[13:03:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> trust me, it is
[13:03:39] <cmn32480> trying to upload a pic from last night to imgur
[13:03:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, you're throwing the awesomeness of having a peg-leg out with the bathwater
[13:03:44] <cmn32480> and failing miserably
[13:04:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> he could be a pirate for halloween with almost no work if he had one
[13:04:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> my wife let an infection in her foot get bad and she had to go to the hospital for it. the doctor wanted to amputate it because it was so bad but she didn't let him; now she's going to be off her feet for at least a month.
[13:04:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, if it's broken and you wait too long they'll have to rebreak it to set it properly
[13:04:54] <cmn32480> I know.
[13:05:03] <cmn32480> and that si why I'm thinking I shoudl eb going to the doc
[13:05:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that plus good drugs.
[13:05:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm kinda looking forward to seeing stoned editing
[13:06:59] <cmn32480> no need for the pain kilelrs... a little ibuprofen is all
[13:07:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're ruining my fun here
[13:07:41] <cmn32480> http://imgur.com
[13:07:42] <systemd> ^ 03My ankle shouldn't be this color.... - Album on Imgur
[13:08:13] <cmn32480> AndyTheAbsurd, ^^ TheMightyBuzzard
[13:08:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> may be broken, dunno. not a sprained ankle expert.
[13:08:32] <cmn32480> it'll be a significant issue for a guy that walks for a living
[13:09:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> get a wheelchair and roll. the airports make all kinds of special allowances for ya if ya do.
[13:09:55] * cmn32480 notes TheMightyBuzzard has a good point
[13:09:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> if you're having trouble walking on it, or just need to walk a lot, I'd say it's time to see some sort of medical professional who can x-ray or otherwise image it.
[13:10:21] <cmn32480> limping woudl be a kind word for what I'm doing atm
[13:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> peg-leg. go peg-leg. yarr
[13:10:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> shiver me timbers!
[13:10:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> wait, when's talk like a pirate day? Later this month I think.
[13:10:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, i think i missed talk like a pirate day last year.
[13:11:12] <cmn32480> September 19
[13:11:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> ^ that
[13:11:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> eggsellent
[13:15:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i can at least get the files i'm going to be working on tomorrow opened up and start perusing them so the code i wrote months ago starts making sense again.
[13:17:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 170 Million-Year-Old Scottish Ichthyosaur Studied by Paleontologists - http://sylnt.us - waiting-longer-than-50-years
[13:18:49] <cmn32480> first available appt... tomorrow
[13:18:52] <cmn32480> DOH
[14:27:33] <Runaway1956> 4chan has a folding team? WTF?
[14:27:43] <Runaway1956> Whatever - we're going to pass them up today
[14:49:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Envy Grips Germany's Giants - http://sylnt.us - my-whoosh-is-bigger-than-yours
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[15:12:10] <swiss> http://www.thecollegefix.com
[15:12:10] <systemd> ^ 03Cal State LA offers segregated housing for black students - The College Fix
[15:12:23] <swiss> ~submit http://www.thecollegefix.com
[15:12:25] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[15:12:25] * cmn32480 contains his surprise
[15:12:49] <cmn32480> swiss - try #submit for a different bot
[15:13:49] <swiss> #submit http://www.thecollegefix.com
[15:13:49] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[15:13:53] <swiss> suck it MrPlow
[15:14:52] <cmn32480> ~submit http://www.thecollegefix.com
[15:14:54] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[15:15:01] <cmn32480> #smake exec
[15:15:01] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with an eight-inch floppy
[15:36:30] <mecctro> Sounds legit Runaway1956, laggin behind a bit on my folding atm (hardware is bound up for neural network testing)
[15:38:45] <mecctro> turns out the worlds biggest duck is like 2 blocks away for some stupid boat-show.
[15:39:40] <mecctro> guy didn't even come up with the idea, just stole it, made a slightly bigger one, and charges money to take pictures with it lmao
[15:40:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> WAT
[15:40:04] <cmn32480> he's probably a quack
[15:40:07] <mecctro> 'murica
[15:40:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> http://i.imgur.com
[15:40:36] * cmn32480 wonders what the bill is to take a picture with it
[15:40:51] * AndyTheAbsurd groans at that pun
[15:41:01] <mecctro> all puns, smh
[15:41:09] <cmn32480> you aren't down with that?
[15:41:18] <mecctro> I'm down with the sickness.
[15:41:32] * cmn32480 flips the bird
[15:42:07] <mecctro> the bird, in question, is like 10+ tons
[15:42:24] <cmn32480> wow... knock me over with a feather
[15:42:42] <mecctro> I mean the duck.
[15:43:10] <mecctro> they need to get that meme out of muh lake.
[15:43:29] <mecctro> fucking horrendous what this place is turning into
[15:43:49] <mecctro> trying to bring in "tourism" in-lieu of real jobs.
[16:25:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supreme Court Chief Justice Blocks Congressional Subpoena Over First Amendment Rights - http://sylnt.us - back-and-forth
[17:56:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Three ISS Astronauts Return to Earth - http://sylnt.us - next-capsule-arriving-at-platform-one
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[18:19:10] <Gravis> honestly, guys! https://soylentnews.org
[18:19:11] <systemd> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:5, Insightful)
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[18:44:16] <mechanicjay> Holy shit, that entire comment thread is something else.
[19:07:03] <cmn32480> interesting if nothign else
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[19:35:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Acquires Computer Vision Startup Movidius - http://sylnt.us - all-seeing-borg
[19:39:22] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[19:49:14] * Bytram is rummaging around his Win 7 Pro system trying to find out where the 'chkdsk' logs get stored; had a hard crash this morning, and scheduled a disk check after reboot -- anyone know where I should look?
[19:57:12] <cmn32480> Go to Start > Run and type: eventvwr.msc /s , and hit enter.
[19:57:12] <cmn32480> When Event Viewer opens, click on "Application", then scroll
[19:57:12] <cmn32480> down to "Winlogon" and double-click on it. This is the log
[19:57:12] <cmn32480> created after running Checkdisk.
[19:57:23] <Gravis> Bytram: stop using windows. -_-
[19:57:24] <cmn32480> bytram ^^
[19:57:47] <Bytram> cmn32480: thanks! on my way.
[19:57:54] <Gravis> cmn32480: thanks for agreeing with me and that's good info. ;P
[19:58:04] <cmn32480> gravis - if you have nothign constructive to say when someone asks for help, STFU
[19:58:20] <Bytram> Gravis: ^^^
[19:58:32] <Gravis> cmn32480: i am helping. it doesn't help with this instance but it is helping.
[19:59:02] <Bytram> "Applicaitons and Services Logs" ??
[19:59:36] <cmn32480> Windows Logs
[19:59:42] <cmn32480> Application
[19:59:50] <Bytram> okay... found it... > Microsoft > Windows > Winlogon
[19:59:59] <cmn32480> the events in the log, one will be "Winlogon"
[20:00:13] <Bytram> just says 'Operational'
[20:00:24] <cmn32480> Winlogon is a type of event
[20:00:36] <Bytram> k
[20:00:43] <cmn32480> Under Windows Logs
[20:00:47] <cmn32480> Application
[20:01:46] <Bytram> Application and Services Logs > Microsoft > Windows > Winlogon ??
[20:01:57] <cmn32480> no.
[20:02:09] <cmn32480> The tree looks like this:
[20:02:16] <cmn32480> Event Viewer (Local)
[20:02:21] <cmn32480> Windows Logs
[20:02:25] <cmn32480> Application
[20:02:26] <Bytram> ahhh, now I see it'
[20:02:46] <cmn32480> Use the "Filter Current Log" function on the right hand side
[20:03:04] <cmn32480> select winlogon from the Event Sources Drop down
[20:03:38] <Bytram> okay, I have "Windows Logs" selected.
[20:04:02] <cmn32480> select the "Application" log one level down in the tree
[20:04:09] <Bytram> got it
[20:04:20] <Bytram> fileter current log
[20:04:21] <Bytram> !
[20:04:50] <cmn32480> http://imgur.com
[20:04:51] <systemd> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[20:04:56] <cmn32480> in pictures...
[20:06:35] * Bytram takes a closer look
[20:07:41] <Bytram> have three of these: 6000 - The winlogon notification subscriber <SessionEnv> was unavailable to handle a notification event.
[20:08:05] <Bytram> and one of these: 4104 - Windows license validated.
[20:08:08] <Bytram> I'm guessing that means it did not find any problems?
[20:08:20] <cmn32480> did the machine bluescreen and save a log?
[20:09:01] <Bytram> just froze up completely.j
[20:09:09] <Bytram> had to hick the BRS to restart.
[20:09:15] <Bytram> s/ck/t/
[20:09:15] <sedctl> <Bytram> had to hit the BRS to restart.
[20:09:15] <cmn32480> no BSOD?
[20:09:19] <Bytram> nope
[20:09:40] <cmn32480> damn... those dumps are generally very useful
[20:09:47] <Bytram> hit caps lock, num lock -- no response
[20:09:47] <Bytram> nod nod
[20:11:08] <Bytram> when I hit ctrl+alt+del there was a [delayed ~ 15 - 30 sec] momentary flash of the display, or that could have come from my momentarily hitting the mpower switch.
[20:11:37] <Bytram> I have the 'wagtail' mouse cursor and it was stationary, too.
[20:11:44] <Bytram> pretty well seized up solid.
[20:11:52] <cmn32480> yeah
[20:12:00] <cmn32480> only resolution is to poke it in the eye
[20:12:17] <Bytram> hence the BRS (Big Red Switch)
[20:12:40] <cmn32480> only thign you can really do if you really wanna know what happened is pore through the System and application event logs around the time it happened to see what process borked.
[20:12:53] <Bytram> but, after chewing on the disk for 3 hours, I'd like to think that there was a report from CHKDSK (or whatever they call it now) *somewhere*
[20:13:18] <Bytram> did that; no joy.
[20:13:21] <cmn32480> AFAIK it should be contained in one of those winlogon events
[20:13:22] <Bytram> :P
[20:13:28] <Bytram> nada
[20:13:59] <Bytram> oh, wait... maybe I was looking at the wrong logs.
[20:13:59] <Bytram> brb
[20:15:04] <cmn32480> might also filter on wininit
[20:15:19] <Bytram> good idea
[20:20:00] <Bytram> okay, just found this entry: The system has rebooted without cleanly shutting down first. This error could be caused if the system stopped responding, crashed, or lost power unexpectedly.
[20:23:10] <Bytram> oh. swell. "User Logon Notification for Customer Experience Improvement Program" -- I thought I had that turned off. :/
[20:24:23] <Bytram> =) "User Logoff Notification for Customer Experience Improvement Program"
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[20:30:13] * cmn32480 beats his head on the desk
[20:31:10] * Bytram hurridly intervenes a nice soft pillow
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[20:40:51] * cmn32480 thinks about leaving early
[20:44:04] <Bytram> beat the traffic... not your head!
[20:49:14] <cmn32480> by the time I hobble down to the car.. it'll be time to go
[20:49:25] <Bytram> a river and a ditch!
[20:49:37] <Bytram> time to do dishes and take a nap
[20:49:43] <cmn32480> nice
[20:49:48] <Bytram> cmn32480: thanks for your help!!!!
[20:49:51] <cmn32480> have a good nap
[20:49:55] <Bytram> cmn32480++
[20:49:55] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 68
[20:49:55] <cmn32480> no porblem
[20:50:04] <Bytram> that word, you keep using it...
[20:50:05] <Bytram> =)
[20:50:33] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[20:50:33] <cmn32480> my typoing skills are becoming more consistent
[20:51:01] <Deucalion> ~weather
[20:51:03] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 70°F / 21°C, clear, wind E at 6 mph, humidity 62% - Wednesday clear (61°F:81°F / 16°C:27°C), Thursday mostly sunny (60°F:73°F / 16°C:23°C), Friday partly cloudy (63°F:72°F / 17°C:22°C), Saturday rain (49°F:67°F / 9°C:19°C)
[20:51:42] <cmn32480> ~weather
[20:51:44] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 89°F / 32°C, sunny, wind E at 7 mph, humidity 49% - Wednesday isolated thunderstorms (77°F:90°F / 25°C:32°C), Thursday mostly sunny (79°F:95°F / 26°C:35°C), Friday partly cloudy (75°F:91°F / 24°C:33°C), Saturday partly cloudy (76°F:93°F / 24°C:34°C)
[20:51:53] <cmn32480> trade you?
[20:52:21] <Deucalion> nah, you're good thanks. Looks a bit too toasty for me
[20:52:29] <cmn32480> nuts
[21:05:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - When People Ate People, a Strange Disease Emerged - http://sylnt.us
[21:22:58] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[21:22:58] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
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[22:46:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Carbon Nanotube Transistors Outperform Silicon in Test - http://sylnt.us - fast-work
[22:46:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube zz top & john lee hooker boom boom boom
[22:46:36] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[23:02:54] * Deucalion is so glad the next two days are days off. 7 days straight culminated in a one2one objective session on the 7th of 7 running into overtime. Man I need some R&R.
[23:53:10] <SirFinkus> TheMightyBuzzard: this is better https://www.youtube.com
[23:53:11] <systemd> ^ 03Super Super Blues Band Little Red Rooster - YouTube
[23:54:07] <SirFinkus> more shit talking
[23:57:38] <SirFinkus> "what you want with a woman? she won't do nothing I say"