#Soylent | Logs for 2016-09-07
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[23:57:38] <SirFinkus> "what you want with a woman? she won't do nothing I say"
[23:54:07] <SirFinkus> more shit talking
[23:53:11] <systemd> ^ 03Super Super Blues Band Little Red Rooster - YouTube
[23:53:10] <SirFinkus> TheMightyBuzzard: this is better https://www.youtube.com
[23:02:54] * Deucalion is so glad the next two days are days off. 7 days straight culminated in a one2one objective session on the 7th of 7 running into overtime. Man I need some R&R.
[22:46:36] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[22:46:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube zz top & john lee hooker boom boom boom
[22:46:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Carbon Nanotube Transistors Outperform Silicon in Test - http://sylnt.us - fast-work
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[21:22:58] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[21:22:58] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[21:05:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - When People Ate People, a Strange Disease Emerged - http://sylnt.us
[20:52:29] <cmn32480> nuts
[20:52:21] <Deucalion> nah, you're good thanks. Looks a bit too toasty for me
[20:51:53] <cmn32480> trade you?
[20:51:44] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 89°F / 32°C, sunny, wind E at 7 mph, humidity 49% - Wednesday isolated thunderstorms (77°F:90°F / 25°C:32°C), Thursday mostly sunny (79°F:95°F / 26°C:35°C), Friday partly cloudy (75°F:91°F / 24°C:33°C), Saturday partly cloudy (76°F:93°F / 24°C:34°C)
[20:51:42] <cmn32480> ~weather
[20:51:03] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 70°F / 21°C, clear, wind E at 6 mph, humidity 62% - Wednesday clear (61°F:81°F / 16°C:27°C), Thursday mostly sunny (60°F:73°F / 16°C:23°C), Friday partly cloudy (63°F:72°F / 17°C:22°C), Saturday rain (49°F:67°F / 9°C:19°C)
[20:51:01] <Deucalion> ~weather
[20:50:33] <cmn32480> my typoing skills are becoming more consistent
[20:50:33] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[20:50:05] <Bytram> =)
[20:50:04] <Bytram> that word, you keep using it...
[20:49:55] <cmn32480> no porblem
[20:49:55] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 68
[20:49:55] <Bytram> cmn32480++
[20:49:51] <cmn32480> have a good nap
[20:49:48] <Bytram> cmn32480: thanks for your help!!!!
[20:49:43] <cmn32480> nice
[20:49:37] <Bytram> time to do dishes and take a nap
[20:49:25] <Bytram> a river and a ditch!
[20:49:14] <cmn32480> by the time I hobble down to the car.. it'll be time to go
[20:44:04] <Bytram> beat the traffic... not your head!
[20:40:51] * cmn32480 thinks about leaving early
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[20:31:10] * Bytram hurridly intervenes a nice soft pillow
[20:30:13] * cmn32480 beats his head on the desk
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[20:24:23] <Bytram> =) "User Logoff Notification for Customer Experience Improvement Program"
[20:23:10] <Bytram> oh. swell. "User Logon Notification for Customer Experience Improvement Program" -- I thought I had that turned off. :/
[20:20:00] <Bytram> okay, just found this entry: The system has rebooted without cleanly shutting down first. This error could be caused if the system stopped responding, crashed, or lost power unexpectedly.
[20:15:19] <Bytram> good idea
[20:15:04] <cmn32480> might also filter on wininit
[20:13:59] <Bytram> brb
[20:13:59] <Bytram> oh, wait... maybe I was looking at the wrong logs.
[20:13:28] <Bytram> nada
[20:13:22] <Bytram> :P
[20:13:21] <cmn32480> AFAIK it should be contained in one of those winlogon events
[20:13:18] <Bytram> did that; no joy.
[20:12:53] <Bytram> but, after chewing on the disk for 3 hours, I'd like to think that there was a report from CHKDSK (or whatever they call it now) *somewhere*
[20:12:40] <cmn32480> only thign you can really do if you really wanna know what happened is pore through the System and application event logs around the time it happened to see what process borked.
[20:12:17] <Bytram> hence the BRS (Big Red Switch)
[20:12:00] <cmn32480> only resolution is to poke it in the eye
[20:11:52] <cmn32480> yeah
[20:11:44] <Bytram> pretty well seized up solid.
[20:11:37] <Bytram> I have the 'wagtail' mouse cursor and it was stationary, too.
[20:11:08] <Bytram> when I hit ctrl+alt+del there was a [delayed ~ 15 - 30 sec] momentary flash of the display, or that could have come from my momentarily hitting the mpower switch.
[20:09:47] <Bytram> nod nod
[20:09:47] <Bytram> hit caps lock, num lock -- no response
[20:09:40] <cmn32480> damn... those dumps are generally very useful
[20:09:19] <Bytram> nope
[20:09:15] <cmn32480> no BSOD?
[20:09:15] <sedctl> <Bytram> had to hit the BRS to restart.
[20:09:15] <Bytram> s/ck/t/
[20:09:09] <Bytram> had to hick the BRS to restart.
[20:09:01] <Bytram> just froze up completely.j
[20:08:20] <cmn32480> did the machine bluescreen and save a log?
[20:08:08] <Bytram> I'm guessing that means it did not find any problems?
[20:08:05] <Bytram> and one of these: 4104 - Windows license validated.
[20:07:41] <Bytram> have three of these: 6000 - The winlogon notification subscriber <SessionEnv> was unavailable to handle a notification event.
[20:06:35] * Bytram takes a closer look
[20:04:56] <cmn32480> in pictures...
[20:04:51] <systemd> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[20:04:50] <cmn32480> http://imgur.com
[20:04:21] <Bytram> !
[20:04:20] <Bytram> fileter current log
[20:04:09] <Bytram> got it
[20:04:02] <cmn32480> select the "Application" log one level down in the tree
[20:03:38] <Bytram> okay, I have "Windows Logs" selected.
[20:03:04] <cmn32480> select winlogon from the Event Sources Drop down
[20:02:46] <cmn32480> Use the "Filter Current Log" function on the right hand side
[20:02:26] <Bytram> ahhh, now I see it'
[20:02:25] <cmn32480> Application
[20:02:21] <cmn32480> Windows Logs
[20:02:16] <cmn32480> Event Viewer (Local)
[20:02:09] <cmn32480> The tree looks like this:
[20:01:57] <cmn32480> no.
[20:01:46] <Bytram> Application and Services Logs > Microsoft > Windows > Winlogon ??
[20:00:47] <cmn32480> Application
[20:00:43] <cmn32480> Under Windows Logs
[20:00:36] <Bytram> k
[20:00:24] <cmn32480> Winlogon is a type of event
[20:00:13] <Bytram> just says 'Operational'
[19:59:59] <cmn32480> the events in the log, one will be "Winlogon"
[19:59:50] <Bytram> okay... found it... > Microsoft > Windows > Winlogon
[19:59:42] <cmn32480> Application
[19:59:36] <cmn32480> Windows Logs
[19:59:02] <Bytram> "Applicaitons and Services Logs" ??
[19:58:32] <Gravis> cmn32480: i am helping. it doesn't help with this instance but it is helping.
[19:58:20] <Bytram> Gravis: ^^^
[19:58:04] <cmn32480> gravis - if you have nothign constructive to say when someone asks for help, STFU
[19:57:54] <Gravis> cmn32480: thanks for agreeing with me and that's good info. ;P
[19:57:47] <Bytram> cmn32480: thanks! on my way.
[19:57:24] <cmn32480> bytram ^^
[19:57:23] <Gravis> Bytram: stop using windows. -_-
[19:57:12] <cmn32480> created after running Checkdisk.
[19:57:12] <cmn32480> down to "Winlogon" and double-click on it. This is the log
[19:57:12] <cmn32480> When Event Viewer opens, click on "Application", then scroll
[19:57:12] <cmn32480> Go to Start > Run and type: eventvwr.msc /s , and hit enter.
[19:49:14] * Bytram is rummaging around his Win 7 Pro system trying to find out where the 'chkdsk' logs get stored; had a hard crash this morning, and scheduled a disk check after reboot -- anyone know where I should look?
[19:39:22] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[19:35:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Acquires Computer Vision Startup Movidius - http://sylnt.us - all-seeing-borg
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[19:07:03] <cmn32480> interesting if nothign else
[18:44:16] <mechanicjay> Holy shit, that entire comment thread is something else.
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[18:19:11] <systemd> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:5, Insightful)
[18:19:10] <Gravis> honestly, guys! https://soylentnews.org
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[17:56:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Three ISS Astronauts Return to Earth - http://sylnt.us - next-capsule-arriving-at-platform-one
[16:25:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supreme Court Chief Justice Blocks Congressional Subpoena Over First Amendment Rights - http://sylnt.us - back-and-forth
[15:43:49] <mecctro> trying to bring in "tourism" in-lieu of real jobs.
[15:43:29] <mecctro> fucking horrendous what this place is turning into
[15:43:10] <mecctro> they need to get that meme out of muh lake.
[15:42:42] <mecctro> I mean the duck.
[15:42:24] <cmn32480> wow... knock me over with a feather
[15:42:07] <mecctro> the bird, in question, is like 10+ tons
[15:41:32] * cmn32480 flips the bird
[15:41:18] <mecctro> I'm down with the sickness.
[15:41:09] <cmn32480> you aren't down with that?
[15:41:01] <mecctro> all puns, smh
[15:40:51] * AndyTheAbsurd groans at that pun
[15:40:36] * cmn32480 wonders what the bill is to take a picture with it
[15:40:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> http://i.imgur.com
[15:40:07] <mecctro> 'murica
[15:40:04] <cmn32480> he's probably a quack
[15:40:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> WAT
[15:39:40] <mecctro> guy didn't even come up with the idea, just stole it, made a slightly bigger one, and charges money to take pictures with it lmao
[15:38:45] <mecctro> turns out the worlds biggest duck is like 2 blocks away for some stupid boat-show.
[15:36:30] <mecctro> Sounds legit Runaway1956, laggin behind a bit on my folding atm (hardware is bound up for neural network testing)
[15:15:01] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with an eight-inch floppy
[15:15:01] <cmn32480> #smake exec
[15:14:54] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[15:14:52] <cmn32480> ~submit http://www.thecollegefix.com
[15:13:53] <swiss> suck it MrPlow
[15:13:49] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[15:13:49] <swiss> #submit http://www.thecollegefix.com
[15:12:49] <cmn32480> swiss - try #submit for a different bot
[15:12:25] * cmn32480 contains his surprise
[15:12:25] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[15:12:23] <swiss> ~submit http://www.thecollegefix.com
[15:12:10] <systemd> ^ 03Cal State LA offers segregated housing for black students - The College Fix
[15:12:10] <swiss> http://www.thecollegefix.com
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[14:49:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Envy Grips Germany's Giants - http://sylnt.us - my-whoosh-is-bigger-than-yours
[14:27:43] <Runaway1956> Whatever - we're going to pass them up today
[14:27:33] <Runaway1956> 4chan has a folding team? WTF?
[13:18:52] <cmn32480> DOH
[13:18:49] <cmn32480> first available appt... tomorrow
[13:17:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 170 Million-Year-Old Scottish Ichthyosaur Studied by Paleontologists - http://sylnt.us - waiting-longer-than-50-years
[13:15:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i can at least get the files i'm going to be working on tomorrow opened up and start perusing them so the code i wrote months ago starts making sense again.
[13:11:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> eggsellent
[13:11:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> ^ that
[13:11:12] <cmn32480> September 19
[13:10:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, i think i missed talk like a pirate day last year.
[13:10:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> wait, when's talk like a pirate day? Later this month I think.
[13:10:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> shiver me timbers!
[13:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> peg-leg. go peg-leg. yarr
[13:10:21] <cmn32480> limping woudl be a kind word for what I'm doing atm
[13:09:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> if you're having trouble walking on it, or just need to walk a lot, I'd say it's time to see some sort of medical professional who can x-ray or otherwise image it.
[13:09:55] * cmn32480 notes TheMightyBuzzard has a good point
[13:09:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> get a wheelchair and roll. the airports make all kinds of special allowances for ya if ya do.
[13:08:32] <cmn32480> it'll be a significant issue for a guy that walks for a living
[13:08:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> may be broken, dunno. not a sprained ankle expert.
[13:08:13] <cmn32480> AndyTheAbsurd, ^^ TheMightyBuzzard
[13:07:42] <systemd> ^ 03My ankle shouldn't be this color.... - Album on Imgur
[13:07:41] <cmn32480> http://imgur.com
[13:07:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're ruining my fun here
[13:06:59] <cmn32480> no need for the pain kilelrs... a little ibuprofen is all
[13:05:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm kinda looking forward to seeing stoned editing
[13:05:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that plus good drugs.
[13:05:03] <cmn32480> and that si why I'm thinking I shoudl eb going to the doc
[13:04:54] <cmn32480> I know.
[13:04:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, if it's broken and you wait too long they'll have to rebreak it to set it properly
[13:04:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> my wife let an infection in her foot get bad and she had to go to the hospital for it. the doctor wanted to amputate it because it was so bad but she didn't let him; now she's going to be off her feet for at least a month.
[13:04:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> he could be a pirate for halloween with almost no work if he had one
[13:03:44] <cmn32480> and failing miserably
[13:03:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, you're throwing the awesomeness of having a peg-leg out with the bathwater
[13:03:39] <cmn32480> trying to upload a pic from last night to imgur
[13:03:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> trust me, it is
[13:03:27] <cmn32480> purple
[13:03:12] <cmn32480> I'm actualyl thinking that is a good idea AndyTheAbsurd
[13:02:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: go to the doctor before its condition worsens to the point where they want to cut it off.
[13:02:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> might've broken it if it's all black n blue
[13:01:38] <cmn32480> I'm pretty sure that my ankle isn't supposed to be this color
[13:00:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, and breaks stuff
[13:00:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'why Bytram only pokes at template changes for the most part
[12:59:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's a reason we don't let editors code. they needa be something approaching sane. rehash code is not conducive to that.
[12:59:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think everyone would end up worse off for that trade
[12:57:44] <cmn32480> and I'll write the code
[12:57:38] <cmn32480> you can has my ankle instead
[12:55:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, now that that headache's out the way and i can edit files like they was local, i don't really feel like coding anymore
[12:52:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> the sun, a dog's ass
[12:50:04] <cmn32480> it had to happen sometimes
[12:49:56] <cmn32480> Woo HOO!
[12:49:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think you win that one
[12:49:16] * exec historically nudges a buzzfeed listicle of silver coins toward cmn32480
[12:49:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:44:58] * exec diarrhetically pesters a pipe of testicular torsion with TheMightyBuzzard
[12:44:56] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:44:42] * cmn32480 hosts exec...
[12:44:14] * cmn32480 does NOT host ciri and wants absolutely nothign to do with that fould mouthed bitch
[12:38:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent, got it workin
[12:18:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> then i remembered the power flickered yesterday and i never started the bloody thing back up
[12:17:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm freakin dumb. kept wondering why i couldn't get to my media server over nfs, what i'd fucked up trying to get this forwarding happening
[11:58:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> which i think i did but i apparently stopped an important service
[11:58:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, trying to get it to forward nfs over to the bare metal os
[11:55:37] <mecctro> some sort of glitch in the matrix?
[11:52:45] <mecctro> what's the haps?
[11:51:32] * TheMightyBuzzard fights with nfsd and the vm
[11:41:45] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[11:36:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - General Electric Attempts to Purchase Two Metal 3d-Printing Firms for $1.4 Billion - http://sylnt.us - new-manufacturing-tech
[11:33:27] <mecctro> I didn't want to assume, but suspected.
[11:33:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> mecctro, markov chain learning i spect
[11:28:42] <systemd> ^ 03SN article: What a Lot of Bots We've Got 04(6 comments)
[11:28:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> according to this post, ciri is based on Eggdrop: https://soylentnews.org
[11:27:39] <mecctro> any idea how it works?
[11:25:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> mecctro, sorta. cmn32480 hosts her now but crutchy still does most the coding.
[11:12:26] <mecctro> is ciri yours crutchy?
[11:09:46] <mecctro> wasn't sure how ciri was setup?
[11:09:31] <mecctro> I'll probably have it exchange with ciri, but I'm priming it with other stuff first.
[11:05:36] <crutchy> ciri is fluent in broken engrish
[11:05:18] <crutchy> from ciri?
[10:56:40] <mecctro> it might take a long-time...
[10:56:05] <mecctro> my bot is going to learn broken engrish.
[10:54:54] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 133
[10:54:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:54:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:54:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, nicotine o'clock again
[10:53:55] <mecctro> it was real pumpkin, though.
[10:53:49] <mecctro> that's what I had for breakfast
[10:53:23] <mecctro> for every ying... I guess lol
[10:53:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that i don't eat ice cream cause fuck a world where everyone else gets to eat ice cream but me.
[10:52:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably not. a) pumpkin flavoring would be odd b) lactose intolerant
[10:51:33] <mecctro> Would you try a pumpkin vanilla milkshake?
[10:50:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, ya know, libertarian, so whatever blows yer skirt up. mine is not blown up by pumpkin as a flavoring though as a general rule.
[10:50:02] <mecctro> I take it you're not a fan of pumpkin in other shit then lol
[10:50:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> definitely does not belong as a flavoring that gets near my coffee
[10:49:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> good for growing more punkins for to make pies from.
[10:49:09] <mecctro> pumpkin seeds?
[10:48:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> it makes a dandy pie but i've little other use for it.
[10:48:24] <mecctro> the one cinderella rode in, not WAS rod in.
[10:48:04] <mecctro> the gourdy innocent variant
[10:47:54] <mecctro> ah, not that pumpkin.
[10:47:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> round here you never know. witness the onion router
[10:46:27] <mecctro> no, the other pumpkin...
[10:46:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> big orange gourd thing what sells a lot in october?
[10:45:31] <mecctro> you guys like pumpkin?
[10:44:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> alls i know is it keeps my adhd manageable and makes my morning coffee work way better.
[10:44:19] <mecctro> not that I'm into any of that shit, but I find pharmaceuticals interesting.
[10:43:41] <mecctro> "ice" was all the rage for awhile, though, now the term's associated with the other other other white meth.
[10:43:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's me talking out my ass. never tried meth. all my stims have been proper amphetamines of a pharmaceutical grade.
[10:42:42] <mecctro> any sort of sugar, and I drop out of burning oil/fat, right back to getting migraines.
[10:41:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's like meth but you get to keep your teeth
[10:41:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> Mostly I only get bad headaches from consuming high fructose corn syrup
[10:41:23] <mecctro> I'm not a fan of "addys"
[10:41:15] <mecctro> lol
[10:41:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> mecctro, adderall costs me $100/mo but it's way more enjoyable.
[10:41:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh, okay
[10:40:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> You could be aiming for aesthetics (or however you spell that word)
[10:40:49] <mecctro> It helps with my chronic migraines.
[10:40:26] <mecctro> no Andy, I'm not aiming for weight-loss.
[10:40:07] <mecctro> woudln't call it complicated.
[10:40:00] <mecctro> It costs me 50 a month, takes ten minutes to make a batch.
[10:39:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> taquitos?
[10:39:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> mecctro: are you at less than 10% body fat yet?
[10:39:32] <boru> Ah, that ketosis milmark, or however it's spelled... Seems popular at the moment.
[10:39:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds complex. i'll stick with coffee n adderall for breakfast.
[10:38:36] <mecctro> no sugar, mostly raw vegetables where possible, I eat solids twice a week.
[10:38:12] <mecctro> All liquid keto, pept stack integrated.
[10:37:42] <boru> That was the cause for my curiosity.
[10:37:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> the digestive tract is clearly a FIFO. unless you're drinking heavily or ill.
[10:37:31] <mecctro> not sure what you mean by that, digestive-wise... or?
[10:36:38] <boru> As in a LIFO?
[10:36:16] <mecctro> it's all integrated.
[10:36:05] <mecctro> I just run a stack with my food.
[10:34:53] <Bender> karma - amphetamines: 10
[10:34:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> amphetamines++
[10:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> sugar coated adderall
[10:34:20] * mecctro inspects MrPlow's Skittles...
[10:33:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> really breakfast can suck it, i need drugs
[10:31:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'better
[10:31:46] <mecctro> just had mine
[10:31:33] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[10:31:33] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[10:31:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> need breakfast
[10:23:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh
[10:23:10] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny to partly cloudy. High 93F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Sunshine and clouds mixed. High 91F. Winds SW at 5 to 10 mph.
[10:23:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:23:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2848
[10:23:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:07:35] <exec> 10Brattleboro, VT, USA - currently 66°F / 19°C, mostly cloudy, wind W at 2 mph, humidity 93% - Wednesday partly cloudy (64°F:81°F / 18°C:27°C), Thursday partly cloudy (66°F:86°F / 19°C:30°C), Friday partly cloudy (56°F:87°F / 13°C:31°C), Saturday mostly sunny (64°F:87°F / 18°C:31°C)
[10:07:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather braddelborough, VT
[10:07:09] <exec> 12Boston, MA, USA - currently 19°C, cloudy, wind NE at 6 km/h, humidity 100% - Wednesday partly cloudy (19°C:23°C), Thursday scattered showers (22°C:26°C), Friday mostly sunny (19°C:32°C), Saturday sunny (21°C:25°C)
[10:07:07] <crutchy> ~weather boston
[10:07:06] <exec> 10New York, NY, USA - currently 73°F / 23°C, cloudy, wind NE at 14 mph, humidity 85% - Wednesday scattered showers (72°F:85°F / 22°C:29°C), Thursday partly cloudy (79°F:90°F / 26°C:32°C), Friday partly cloudy (73°F:94°F / 23°C:34°C), Saturday sunny (77°F:87°F / 25°C:31°C)
[10:07:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Nwe Yrok
[10:06:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> I wonder how bad the spelling errors can get before it doesn't find it.
[10:05:55] <exec> 12New York, NY, USA - currently 23°C, cloudy, wind NE at 23 km/h, humidity 85% - Wednesday scattered showers (22°C:29°C), Thursday partly cloudy (26°C:32°C), Friday partly cloudy (23°C:34°C), Saturday sunny (25°C:31°C)
[10:05:52] <crutchy> ~weather new yrok
[09:56:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Musk Urges Tesla Workers to Cut Costs Ahead of Fundraising Round - http://sylnt.us - standard-practice
[09:39:42] <SirFinkus> capocollo is the shit
[09:34:53] <exec> └─ sammich => https://www.youtube.com
[09:34:51] <crutchy> ~link sammich
[08:46:19] <SirFinkus> this is a good fucking sandwich
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[08:05:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Do Credit Card Companies Screen for Behavioral Biases? - http://sylnt.us - thieving-bastards
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[04:36:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Giant Panda is No Longer an Endangered Species - http://sylnt.us - when-is-hunting-season
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[02:49:21] <SoyCow6582> There's enough decent submissions to carry us until tomorrow. Thanks to any editors that help take care of this.
[02:48:13] <SoyCow6582> The Pending Stories list is dry.
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[02:46:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Message From the Secretary of Education to ITT Students - http://sylnt.us - transfer-time
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[02:02:31] <MDC> bye
[02:02:29] <MDC> I expect I'll be back tomorrow or so
[02:02:21] <MDC> I think I've gotten to the point that I'm willing to lift a finger to write some code.
[02:01:11] <MDC> screen saver activated and killed my session
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[01:36:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nobel Prize for Medicine Judges Asked to Resign for Involvement in Scandal - http://sylnt.us
[01:35:32] <mecctro> Look at bigfoot accounts, it's off-the-charts
[01:35:16] <mecctro> I'm not discounting the possibility of aliens, but people love to make shit up.
[01:34:08] <mecctro> lol
[01:34:02] <mecctro> pretty high number of drug users here too.
[01:33:50] <MDC> Schizophrenia only accounts for 1%
[01:33:27] <MDC> I once read that 40% of Americans report having been abducted by aliens
[01:32:08] <mecctro> It happens, especially once you've been probed... life's just not the same after that.
[01:29:31] <MDC> I have trouble getting started at things. Once started I can easily carry on, but I cannot start
[01:29:00] <mecctro> I try, but some days can be daunting, particularly if I'm busy with other shit.
[01:27:22] <MDC> I've been attempting - without a whole lot of success to achive Never A Day Without A Line Of Code.
[01:27:17] <mecctro> Ah, good "line"
[01:26:54] <MDC> Never A Day Without A Line. Advice given to Roman artists
[01:26:38] <mecctro> I am not
[01:26:30] <mecctro> I got bored, started reading up on machine learning.
[01:26:30] <MDC> are you familiar with the phrase "Nulla Dies Sine Linea"?
[01:26:03] <MDC> I've been avoiding work on my product all day
[01:25:52] <mecctro> they are pretty expensive
[01:25:20] <MDC> germanium optics
[01:25:10] <MDC> My employers once own two thermal infrared cameras. They cost sixty grand apiece
[01:24:59] <mecctro> "in the name, of love"
[01:24:36] <mecctro> that's some hi-tec porn
[01:23:37] <MDC> The Air Force got a thermal infrared video of some ISIS fighter attempting - without much success - to make love to a donkey
[01:23:22] <mecctro> I didn't get much, but I never do.
[01:22:45] <MDC> I only had five hours of sleep yet still feel OK
[01:22:45] <mecctro> Earth is probably just a crack-house for horny aliens to get that sweet interspecies nut busted.
[01:22:35] <MDC> Quite oddly I awoke at eight this morning feeling just fine.
[01:21:19] <mecctro> Intergalactic Pimpin
[01:20:27] <MDC> I'm still trying to get their probe out of my ass
[01:19:56] <mecctro> didn't the aliens call dibs on bodily fluids first?
[01:17:43] <MDC> Water fluoridation is a Communist plot to corrupt our precious bodily fluids.
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[00:33:13] <SoyCow3735> Thanks in advance for keeping this site going.
[00:32:47] <SoyCow3735> Feel free to leave the "Slow News Day" submission in the queue until whenever it is needed, since it is obviously not pressing news.
[00:31:42] <SoyCow3735> Any editors around? There is only one story left in the "Pending Stories" list. I've submitted six stories today, but they are not the most interesting as there wasn't much going on.
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