#Soylent | Logs for 2016-09-06
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[00:25:01] <cmn32480> gonna drop off the Obama's?
[00:51:12] <SirFinkus> I don't get it
[00:54:49] <cmn32480> dropping the kids at the pool...
[00:55:00] <cmn32480> it's a euphamism for taking a crap
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[01:45:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Philae Comet Lander Has Been Found - http://sylnt.us - just-under-the-wire
[02:39:48] <Gravis> news monkeys! err... kind news fellows, there is an error in https://soylentnews.org "Karmimov" != "Karimov"
[02:39:49] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03SN article: The West and Karimov’s Anti-Terrorism Charade 04(18 comments)
[02:39:59] <Gravis> if you could fix that it, would be delightful.
[02:40:36] <Gravis> NOW DANCE, YOU MONKEYS! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
[02:40:40] <Gravis> :P
[02:42:15] <mecctro> I have no feet
[02:47:26] <Gravis> also, this: https://soylentnews.org
[02:47:27] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
[03:01:29] <SirFinkus> time to watch jackie brown
[03:08:13] <SirFinkus> fucking tarentino and his fucking foot fetish
[03:15:06] <mecctro> I've never understood foot fetishes
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[03:25:35] <MDC> Take me to your leader
[03:31:02] <MDC> Anybody home?
[03:31:12] <mecctro> somewhat
[03:31:18] <MDC> ok
[03:31:18] <mecctro> what's the haps?
[03:31:33] <MDC> I got lots of work done on my product last night
[03:31:49] <MDC> how are things with you?
[03:32:03] <mecctro> oic, that's good to hear. I'm well, just working on bits and pieces of things.
[03:32:27] <MDC> I decided not to work today, being Labor Day
[03:32:57] <mecctro> less work and more experimenting today for me.
[03:33:20] <mecctro> better than mind-numbing shit, when I'm bored
[03:33:23] <MDC> I'm at a Starbucks in Portland's Pearl District. It's open late
[03:33:43] <mecctro> You just reminded me about my coffee situation.
[03:33:56] <MDC> do you need to brew another pot?
[03:34:22] <mecctro> It's possible, but I won't know until further research on new samples can be obtained.
[03:34:32] <MDC> :-)
[03:34:34] <mecctro> brb ;)
[03:38:38] <mecctro> analysis complete, it seems coffee level were in-fact low.
[03:38:51] <mecctro> s*
[03:40:52] <MDC> I only had twenty-five cents today. I asked Starbucks for a cup of water, then tipped them the quarter
[03:41:21] <MDC> I don't have coffee at home because I feel it
[03:41:34] <MDC> ... it's better for me to go out in public
[03:41:50] <MDC> but I do have a coffee maker
[03:42:39] <mecctro> I mostly drink coffee when I work on code.
[03:43:05] <mecctro> it's particularly nice for me at night, when it's cooler.
[03:43:29] <MDC> I used to. I was up to three pots a day
[03:43:35] <MDC> that can't have been good for me
[03:43:48] <MDC> I listen to music
[03:44:02] <mecctro> I try to keep it at a reasonable level, music certainly helps (depending on what it is)
[03:44:27] <MDC> Are you familiar with http://www.radioparadise.com ?
[03:44:28] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03Radio Paradise ( http://www.radioparadise.com )
[03:44:56] <mecctro> never heard of it, checking it out now.
[03:45:08] <MDC> Tell Bill that I sent you.
[03:45:47] <mecctro> I'm not in the mood for this atm, but I'll add it to my list.
[03:46:35] <mecctro> I see the playlist has some pretty interesting selection lol
[03:47:38] <MDC> I keep a notebook nearby when I listen, then write down the artists, then buy their CDs later
[03:48:11] <MDC> The music varies quite a bit - sometimes classical, sometimes head-banging heavy metal
[03:49:21] <mecctro> The Doors, Massive Attack, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Audioslave in an hour lol
[03:50:25] <MDC> Sometimes I too have to shut it off
[03:50:54] <mecctro> It's good, I just have to be in a mood for that sort of variance.
[03:50:57] <MDC> I've found the "Test First" methodology helps my productivity
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[03:51:29] <mecctro> with music/code, or just generally?
[03:51:31] <MDC> I was dreading last night's coding, so I wrote a "test" that just #included the new class' header. That's it
[03:51:48] <MDC> Maybe there's a lesson in Test First
[03:52:41] <mecctro> ah, yea, I have a bad habit of trying to write some big untested blob, only to find lots of little problems. When I "test first" I write better code faster.
[03:52:49] <mecctro> I think it depends a bit on what I'm working on too.
[03:53:31] <mecctro> Things that are built in the same patterns, are easily remembered. When it's something new for me, testing each bit first helps a lot more.
[03:53:32] <MDC> My first real - attempt - at a C program, I coded for a week before attempting my first compile
[03:54:09] <MDC> I eventually got it to build, but gave up when I realized I'd never get the crashes out
[03:54:31] <MDC> Am I holding you up from your work?
[03:54:37] <MDC> I could go read the NYT
[03:54:51] <mecctro> oh no, I'm just doing a bit of both at the same time.
[03:54:57] <MDC> ok
[03:55:15] <mecctro> I'm working on various things just killing some time.
[03:55:29] <MDC> It helps me to hear the sound of human voices when I work
[03:55:39] <MDC> So I usually go out to a wifi spot
[03:55:49] <mecctro> I like working outdoors
[03:56:05] <mecctro> be it people, traffic / what-have-you
[03:56:14] <mecctro> the sound mellows me out a bit
[03:56:21] <mecctro> just chilling on the porch atm.
[03:56:50] <mecctro> this stream is growing on me.
[03:57:04] <MDC> I like this starbucks so much that I ride an hour on the bus and light rail to come here.
[03:57:18] <MDC> There are many close Starbuckses but they're not like this one.
[03:57:31] <MDC> I'm glad I introduced you to it
[03:57:48] <mecctro> They don't like me at the Starbucks nearest anymore, for various reasons.
[03:58:25] <mecctro> It's been years since I've been to one
[03:59:10] <mecctro> The last time I was there they kicked me out because someone was interviewing me on camera.
[03:59:26] <MDC> I made myself unwelcome at a 24-hour restaurant by looking online for a job all night long, well into the morning.
[03:59:48] <mecctro> that's not too hard to do, I got kicked out of a few mcdonalds for that lol
[03:59:50] <MDC> I was taking up a valuable table during the breakfast rush
[04:00:26] <mecctro> They would complain because I would only buy what I could afford at the time.
[04:00:43] <mecctro> aka, coffee, water, and a mcchicken
[04:00:48] <MDC> I told this place that I pay for coffee by singing on the street
[04:00:53] <mecctro> lol
[04:01:00] <MDC> they've all been really nice to me since then
[04:01:19] <MDC> it's not just for the tips; it makes me a better singer
[04:01:57] <mecctro> Not much of a singer myself.
[04:02:16] * mecctro inserts typical can't sing cliche [here]
[04:03:44] <MDC> I'd like to join a band, but am shy about doing so.
[04:04:15] <mecctro> but.. but.. you sang in public? lol
[04:04:19] <MDC> I'm studying guitar but am a long way from playing it in public
[04:04:31] <mecctro> ah, I'm no good at guitar
[04:04:40] <MDC> I met a stripper who was impressed that I was a busker
[04:05:02] <mecctro> That's not entirely surprising I guess
[04:05:03] <MDC> She said that her audience expects her, but buskers are often unwelcome
[04:05:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Online Dating Decisions Driven By "Deal Breakers" - http://sylnt.us - sounds-like-real-life
[04:07:27] <MDC> I weighed 250 on my wedding day
[04:07:55] <MDC> Bonita and I met when she praised my first web page about my mental illness
[04:08:47] <mecctro> pretty cool, did you two get married?
[04:10:05] <MDC> yes - but not because of that page
[04:10:30] <MDC> her boyfriend at the time was a real jerk. I would call her when he was out drinking with the boys
[04:10:59] <MDC> I told her I loved her before I knew what she looked like. It was the sound of her voice.
[04:12:24] <mecctro> Well I'm glad it worked out
[04:12:31] <mecctro> you're still together, yes?
[04:13:36] <MDC> No I'm afraid she divorced me in 2008
[04:13:59] <MDC> she's wonderful in many ways but I really do feel I'm better off without her
[04:14:26] <mecctro> I didn't want to speculate too much, but that's a hell of a way to meet... lol
[04:15:52] <MDC> It helped me in that I didn't need to worry about how I would tell her
[04:16:06] <MDC> Some women are completely cool about it, others aren't
[04:20:02] <mecctro> indeed
[04:20:42] <MDC> Even being homeless doesn't mean one cannot find love - there are lots of homeless couples
[04:20:58] <mecctro> I've been with the same women going on 8 years this year.
[04:21:32] <mecctro> Never met anyone quite like her.
[04:21:45] <mecctro> We balance eachother out.
[04:21:55] <mecctro> Love her to pieces.
[04:22:36] <MDC> that's really great. Hold on to her
[04:22:55] <mecctro> For sure, we're a couple peas in a pod.
[04:23:06] <MDC> I was dating a woman recently, but she said she doesn't want anything romantic
[04:23:17] <MDC> We're still good friends but I wish we could have more
[04:23:46] <MDC> Wanting a woman in my life is one of the reasons I'm working on this product
[04:24:09] <MDC> I've had no luck getting a job, I had one contract but it feel through so I'm making my own job
[04:24:40] <mecctro> That's a similar position to my own atm.
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[04:25:07] <mecctro> I've had tough luck with contracts in the last few years.
[04:25:10] <MDC> I thought I would be self employed as a consultant - no I've been at the mercy of my clients
[04:25:40] <MDC> I expect my product will make some money, but have no clue how much "some" will be
[04:26:29] <MDC> I should go soon - getting hungry
[04:26:33] <mecctro> Well, I wish you luck with it then.
[04:26:41] <MDC> thank you
[04:26:55] <mecctro> let me know how goes it, if you see me around.
[04:27:03] <MDC> will do
[04:27:05] <MDC> Later
[04:27:09] <mecctro> peace
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[06:27:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - G20 Summit Roundup - http://sylnt.us - can't-we-all-just-get-along
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[08:47:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Meet URL, the USB Porn-Sniffing Dog - http://sylnt.us - sniffing-out-technology
[09:03:17] <crutchy> ~macro
[09:03:18] <exec> 02 syntax to add: ~macro <trigger> <chanlist> PRIVMSG|INTERNAL <command_template>
[09:03:19] <exec> 02 syntax to delete: ~macro <trigger> -
[09:03:39] <crutchy> ~macro ~derp * privmsg ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[09:03:41] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~derp" and PRIVMSG command template "¯\_(ツ)_/¯" saved
[09:04:06] <crutchy> ~derp
[09:04:08] <exec> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[10:23:28] <cmn32480> damnit my ankle hurts
[10:24:12] <cmn32480> it's the size a a baseball....
[10:24:20] <cmn32480> and rather uncomfortable
[10:24:35] <cmn32480> oh well... to the grind
[10:25:12] <mecctro> along came a spider?
[10:25:24] <cmn32480> nope it was a rut in the trail
[10:25:56] <cmn32480> I managed to give myslef a 2nd degree sprain
[10:26:42] <cmn32480> walking hurts...
[10:26:56] <cmn32480> standing isn't so bad, long as I don't move the ankle
[10:27:07] * cmn32480 thinks it was a Mexican jumping trail
[10:27:14] <mecctro> sorry to here that, must of been a decent rut.
[10:27:48] <cmn32480> nah.. it was indecent.. it had no clothes on
[10:28:36] <cmn32480> my own fault... I wasn't paying enough attention to where I was going. hit the edge of the rut and the ankle rolled out
[10:29:24] <mecctro> usually when an indecent rut sprains your shaft, it's a good time.
[10:30:03] <cmn32480> lol
[10:30:54] <cmn32480> back in a bit.. gotta go get the trash taken out here in the office...
[10:31:04] <cmn32480> this ought to be great fun
[10:31:17] * cmn32480 looks around for a stool on wheels
[10:32:09] <mecctro> hobble wobble, toss out your trash.
[10:32:24] <mecctro> just be done with it: wooden peg-leg.
[10:32:31] <mecctro> argh matey
[10:32:44] <cmn32480> I'd rather walk the plank!
[10:32:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:32:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2845
[10:33:33] <cmn32480> coffee++
[10:33:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2846
[10:33:41] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:33:43] * exec readily irritates an overflowing chest of bacon with TheMightyBuzzard
[10:33:47] <cmn32480> you won
[10:33:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[10:34:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> no need to even gday you back
[10:34:13] <cmn32480> you could... just to be polite
[10:34:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[10:34:24] * exec historically postulates yo mama of sum yun gai towards cmn32480
[10:34:39] <cmn32480> now I kinda wish you hadn't...
[10:34:58] <mecctro> well, that was unexplosive...
[10:35:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, thus are my feelings whenever php is involved
[10:35:10] * cmn32480 goes to gather the trash....
[10:35:40] * mecctro throws musty socks
[10:54:13] * TheMightyBuzzard sifts through what he did months n months ago on comments
[10:59:09] <mecctro> sounds... fun
[11:00:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, gonna take me most of the morning just to grok what i was doing the last time i poked at it.
[11:00:58] <mecctro> oh, you're working on the comments section.
[11:01:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> some serious jiggery-pokery necessarily going on cause i'm trying to be clever.
[11:01:42] <mecctro> good ol' rodeo
[11:01:56] * mecctro *whipwhips*
[11:03:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine first, then brain wrestling myself from many months ago.
[11:03:50] * cmn32480 hands TheMightyBuzzard a heaping helping of extra cleverness
[11:04:07] <cmn32480> ~gday-add >beverage extra cleverness
[11:04:20] <cmn32480> ~gday-add
[11:04:28] <cmn32480> ~gday
[11:04:38] <cmn32480> ~gdayadd >beverage extra cleverness
[11:04:49] * cmn32480 yawns
[11:04:49] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into cmn32480's gaping mouth
[11:07:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apollo 11 Guidance Computer Code is on Github - http://sylnt.us - it'll-run-on-a-pocket-calculator
[11:13:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i could use some breakfast
[11:13:29] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[11:13:29] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[11:24:11] <crutchy> ~gday >beverage extra cleverness
[11:24:12] <exec> added to beverages
[11:24:31] <crutchy> ~shit
[11:24:33] <exec> 05💩
[11:24:38] <crutchy> 💩
[11:24:40] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[11:24:44] <crutchy> ;-D
[11:24:45] <mecctro> lol
[11:25:42] <crutchy> ~g'day <list>
[11:25:46] <exec> http://ix.io
[11:26:56] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage bacon-flavored candy canes
[11:26:57] <exec> added to beverages
[11:27:23] <cmn32480> ~gday adjective heaping helping
[11:27:25] * exec hideously piles a thingy of 2 steak shit on adjective
[11:27:49] <crutchy> re: apollo 11 agc
[11:27:51] * cmn32480 is too dumb lately to remember the names of anythign other than "beverage"
[11:28:05] <crutchy> from the git-commit-one-small-step-for-mankind
[11:28:07] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[11:28:09] * exec transphobically blows a wad of cookies at crutchy
[11:28:20] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480 sir o/
[11:28:22] * exec explicitly generates a small script that substitutes an amulet of tacos for cmn32480
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[11:28:37] <cmn32480> oooooo tacos!
[11:28:48] <cmn32480> between us, we got a whole meal
[11:28:52] <cmn32480> all we need is coffee++
[11:28:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> tacos are a whole meal
[11:29:08] <cmn32480> but he got cookies!
[11:29:18] <mecctro> tacos sound damn good right now
[11:29:25] <cmn32480> so do cookies
[11:29:38] <crutchy> it could be much... much worse
[11:30:15] <cmn32480> agreed
[11:30:59] <crutchy> ix.io++
[11:31:05] <crutchy> derp
[11:31:09] <crutchy> ixio++
[11:31:09] <Bender> karma - ixio: 1
[11:31:16] <mecctro> ixio--
[11:31:16] <Bender> karma - ixio: 0
[11:31:26] <crutchy> most awesomess pastbin for irc bots
[11:31:31] <cmn32480> uh oh... karma wars...
[11:31:38] <mecctro> lol
[11:31:50] <crutchy> there might be one better than ix.io
[11:32:00] <crutchy> that's the only one i know
[11:32:31] <mecctro> I don't even have anything against it.
[11:32:54] <crutchy> its just a pastebin
[11:33:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell you need pastebin for? github's sjw asses ftw.
[11:33:45] <mecctro> github has become as cesspool
[11:33:48] <crutchy> dun. to kick yo ass :p
[11:33:52] <crutchy> ~rps s
[11:33:54] <exec> rank for crutchy: 1 - http://ix.io
[11:34:20] <mecctro> I just saw someone post an in-depth accounting of a "rapest" on github
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[11:34:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> yer sposta host that shat on yer own server
[11:34:39] <mecctro> like... this shit aint code bruh wtf?
[11:34:43] <crutchy> my server hasn't been switched on for months
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[11:35:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> mecctro, no worries. anything remotely anti-feminist will get the wrath of management down upon it.
[11:35:14] <crutchy> mecctro, github has become all hipster or some shit
[11:35:57] <mecctro> same shit with fucking discord chat
[11:36:43] <mecctro> I got banned from a "developer" room, because I said I hated i-phones.
[11:37:39] <mecctro> the world is melting
[11:38:20] * TheMightyBuzzard is currently working on a git branch of rehash named erectnipples
[11:38:40] <mecctro> oh lordee count me in on that goodness
[11:39:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> decided soon as i got clued in to their sjw-ness that all my branch names would forever be anti-pc
[11:40:38] <mecctro> too bad really, I love wicked sexual acronyms
[11:41:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i specially dug the .lit MS-style ebook file converter, clit
[11:41:44] <mecctro> lol
[11:43:07] <SirFinkus> My favorite has always been the Critical Update Notification Tool
[11:43:18] <mecctro> classy
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[11:47:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[11:48:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i nfs exported ~/rehash/src from the vm i could use gvim instead of vim for editing
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[12:36:20] <Bytram> !uid
[12:36:21] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6341, owned by fitnerd
[12:36:29] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:36:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2847
[12:36:36] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:36:38] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:36:38] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 63°F, cloudy, wind N at 19 mph, humidity 100% - Tuesday showers (65°F:73°F), Wednesday showers (66°F:77°F), Thursday mostly sunny (69°F:84°F), Friday mostly sunny (65°F:90°F)
[12:37:07] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:37:08] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 64°F, cloudy, wind NE at 9 mph, humidity 92% - Tuesday cloudy (61°F:73°F), Wednesday scattered showers (62°F:75°F), Thursday partly cloudy (65°F:79°F), Friday mostly sunny (60°F:88°F)
[12:37:14] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[12:37:16] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 57°F, sunny, wind S at 1 mph, humidity 85% - Tuesday mostly sunny (62°F:82°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (63°F:82°F), Thursday cloudy (65°F:77°F), Friday partly cloudy (53°F:78°F)
[12:39:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weatehr butt
[12:39:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather butt
[12:39:54] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:40:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> it helps when you spell it right.
[12:40:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather butte
[12:40:09] <exec> 10Butte, MT, USA - currently 34°F / 1°C, partly cloudy, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 89% - Tuesday mostly cloudy (37°F:61°F / 3°C:16°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (38°F:63°F / 3°C:17°C), Thursday mostly sunny (32°F:61°F / 0°C:16°C), Friday partly cloudy (34°F:64°F / 1°C:18°C)
[12:46:08] <Bytram> ~weather riyadh
[12:46:15] <exec> 10Riyadh Saudi Arabia - currently 108°F, mostly sunny, wind NE at 15 mph, humidity 7% - Tuesday clear with periodic clouds (80°F:108°F), Wednesday sunny (79°F:107°F), Thursday sunny (80°F:104°F), Friday sunny (79°F:105°F)
[12:46:23] <Bytram> ~weather south pole
[12:46:25] <exec> south pole temp: N/A
[12:46:44] <Bytram> ~weather Delhi
[12:46:46] <exec> 10Delhi, India - currently 88°F, haze, wind W at 9 mph, humidity 66% - Tuesday clear (77°F:90°F), Wednesday mostly sunny (79°F:95°F), Thursday mostly sunny (79°F:96°F), Friday mostly sunny (79°F:96°F)
[12:46:57] <Bytram> afk
[12:53:17] <SirFinkus> oh good
[12:53:20] <SirFinkus> masao is back
[12:53:22] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[12:53:23] <systemd> ^ 03Making pizza - YouTube
[12:53:27] <SirFinkus> watching him make pizza now
[12:53:40] <SirFinkus> so far he's mixed the flour and the vodka
[12:53:53] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[12:54:00] <Bytram|away> have a great day everyone!
[12:54:12] <SirFinkus> fuck off bytram
[12:58:31] <SirFinkus> now he's putting the vodka in the tomato sauce
[12:58:53] <SirFinkus> which is just whole tomatoes in a blender
[13:04:01] <cmn32480> be nice SirFinkus
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[13:32:48] <FatPhil> he doesn't drink enough while cooking
[13:33:27] <FatPhil> I kinda feel queezy now after watching that
[13:33:51] * cmn32480 tosses FatPhil some Pepto
[13:37:05] <FatPhil> I think a brandy might settle my stomach
[13:39:01] <cmn32480> she prolly costs money...
[13:39:39] <cmn32480> strippers might settle your stomach.. but the risk of getting other things isn't worth it
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[14:55:42] <SirFinkus> fuck comcast
[14:57:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah seriously
[14:57:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> you see this? http://arstechnica.com
[14:57:50] <systemd> ^ 03Tales from Comcast’s data cap nation: Can the meter be trusted? | Ars Technica
[14:58:09] <SirFinkus> no
[14:58:17] <SirFinkus> time for me to fuck off as well
[14:58:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> Comcast is claiming that their (obviously wildly inaccurate) meter provides "perfect" readings on how much data is used.
[15:01:24] <cmn32480> that includes the free guest wifi you are giving to your neighbors
[15:06:58] <FatPhil> "The dump of data includes email addresses, user names and passwords spelled out in plain text" http://www.bbc.co.uk
[15:07:00] <systemd> ^ 03Brazzers porn account holders exposed by hackers - BBC News
[15:08:27] * cmn32480 goes looking for the dump
[15:13:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~submit https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com
[15:13:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> or was it #submit?
[15:13:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com
[15:13:54] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:14:06] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[15:14:20] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:14:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh great it was both.
[15:14:48] * AndyTheAbsurd shrugs
[15:15:56] <FatPhil> hopefully the eds can combine the two submissions without too much effort
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[15:18:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> since it's bot sumbissions and very likely pretty close to identical, I think they'll just take the first one and reject the second.
[15:19:30] <cmn32480> ~nelson AndyTheAbsurd
[15:19:32] <exec> 03AndyTheAbsurd: HA! HA!
[15:23:17] <cmn32480> one deleted
[16:35:15] <Runaway1956> #submit https://theintercept.com
[16:35:16] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:35:41] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[17:16:19] <FatPhil> What I don't understand is how there can be an positive reporting about Hillary, the woman's toxic.
[17:20:30] <n1> can't be possible, she founded a huge 'charity'.
[17:21:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> the closest I can come to saying a good thing about her is "at least she's not The Donald."
[17:21:21] <n1> spent most of her life dedicated to public service, when not being altruistic
[17:21:31] <n1> she's everyone's mom.
[17:21:45] <n1> sorry i'll stop with the sarcasm now...
[17:24:25] <n1> i think the coughing thing is because she chain smokes blunts when no one is looking.
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[18:45:24] <weeds> 116 million US citizens are of age to run for the office of president and these two jokers are the best we could do.
[18:56:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> 116 million US citizens are of age to run for office but probably only 500 have the resources to run a nationwide campaign with a chance of getting noticed by more than 2% of the voting population.
[18:58:27] * cmn32480 looks in he drawers and finds no snacks...
[18:58:34] <cmn32480> #sammich
[18:58:34] * MrPlow whips up a lesbian sammich for cmn32480
[18:58:52] <cmn32480> guess that makes me the meat...
[18:59:26] <weeds> and 50,000 or so are incarcerated.
[19:00:22] <weeds> OK, "500 US citizens could be running for the office of president and these two jokers are the best we could get."
[19:00:46] <cmn32480> what's yer point?
[19:01:21] <weeds> I'm just disgusted and venting.
[19:01:22] <cmn32480> you saying that the two candidates from the major parties are lackluster, conniving, corrupt, lying, blow hards, who are bad for the country?
[19:02:21] <weeds> yes, yes I am. One is a lackluster, conniving, corrupt, lying politician and the other is a lackluster, conniving, corrupt, lying businessman.
[19:02:38] <cmn32480> ok... so we are in agreement then.
[19:02:59] <cmn32480> I jsut wanted to clarify and amke sure we were talking about the same two turds
[19:03:25] <weeds> yep
[19:03:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> weeds: have you looked at Gary Johnson and Jill Stein?
[19:05:20] <weeds> Not really, I don't think a unnominated candidate has any chance. If they did, Mickey Mouse would have one a long time ago. Maybe we need to vote for that dog...
[19:05:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> They're both nominated
[19:05:37] <cmn32480> i thought we weren't vboting for Hillary?
[19:05:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> just not by major parties
[19:06:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> (Libertarian and Green, respectively)
[19:08:06] <weeds> I should have been more specific. Nominated by "major" party ie Rep or Dem.
[19:10:02] <weeds> "one"?? learn to write, hoser.
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[20:16:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - You Could Own This Dilapidated 1960s NASA Robot - http://sylnt.us - historical-dummy
[20:48:40] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[20:48:41] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[20:50:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeds, when the system is rigged for an entirely different criteria than what is best for the nation: yes, that is the best we can hope for. vote for a third party to help them gain legitimacy if you dislike how the system works.
[20:52:06] <weeds> TheMightyBuzzard, Since the system is rigged, what makes you think any volting will make any difference?
[20:52:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh it won't. not until enough people get pissed off and aim their angry where it really belongs.
[20:53:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> but as long as folks like you keep voting for the giant douche or the turd sandwich, that'll never happen.
[20:56:03] <cmn32480> Cuervo... take me away....
[20:56:07] <weeds> I think we just established that the votes don't matter. So don't bother attacking me on voting.
[20:57:17] <weeds> remeber - the system is rigged
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[21:02:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not attacking, just arguing
[21:03:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> get enough people honked off and aiming it the right way and you can have yourself a revolution. political if you like, bloody if you prefer.
[21:08:35] <weeds> "i'm not attacking, just arguing" then don't direct your comments at me personally. If you want ot have a revolution, you better have the armed forces on your side. Personally, I don't think any amount of shotguns and .45 Rugers are going to have a chance against the US military.
[21:08:45] <weeds> I'm taking another path.
[21:17:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: It's not even douche vs turd sandwich at this point. It's cow shit sandwich versus horse shit sandwich.
[21:18:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> And the two parties are both so beholden to businesses at this point it's only a couple of steps from cow shit sandwich vs bovine excrement hoagie.
[21:22:14] <weeds> AndyTheAbsurd, and that's where the problem is. Two things happened to break the system. (I don't subscribe to "rigging". Those in control try to stay in control, but that pits party against party.
[21:22:58] <weeds> These benders couldn't agree to take normal precautions against zika. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't cooperate on anything.
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[21:27:52] <mecctro> lol @ "attacking"
[21:30:53] <weeds> muxer, why is that funny?
[21:34:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly cause of the implied credit for subtlety it gives me. in reality there's pretty much no doubt when i'm attacking someone.
[21:36:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i tend to use words like "cuntface" when i attack someone. well i haven't used that one yet but now that it's crossed my mind i am definitely going to.
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[21:45:00] <mecctro> regardless, you're all right. It's rigged, people aren't using their anger for good, short-term profit pinwheels have consumed our economy / government. It's not an issue of 2 parties, "rigging", or being dealt a shit sandwhich. The combination of indoctrination, manipulation, and abuse of power has people either afraid of or religiously in favor of the new father, holy spirit, teller of truth, master of morality; The new government,
[21:45:00] <mecctro> for a new world, and a brave one at that.
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[21:46:24] <Deucalion> hmmm
[21:47:02] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes SoyGuest53480
[21:48:03] <Deucalion> naw that's just me trying to work out wtf is going on with just certain ZNC users..... seems to lose nickserv passwds for a select few from time to time
[21:49:08] <Deucalion> aha! mrcoolbp doesn't have the nickserv module checked in his ZNC configuration - D'OH! Hence it is not authin on reconnect :)
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[21:49:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, it's always user error. unless it's Bytram.
[21:50:29] * mecctro *coughs so hard blood comes out*
[21:51:03] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, he may have chosen not to select it as it requires you to provide your nickserv pass for it to work. That or an oversight. ~shurg~ Can't be sorted til we next see him around these parts
[21:51:05] <mecctro> I guess Bytram is some sort of angel huh?
[21:51:52] <Deucalion> it's always Bytram's fault
[21:52:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[21:52:10] * exec points at Bytram
[21:52:15] <Deucalion> see
[21:52:30] * Deucalion yawns
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[21:52:31] <mecctro> be fair: Bytram does smell like cheerios, that counts for something.
[21:52:32] <Deucalion> nom
[21:52:39] <Deucalion> ~weather jugs
[21:52:40] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[21:52:43] <Deucalion> ~weather juggs
[21:52:45] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 69°F / 21°C, cloudy, wind S at 7 mph, humidity 81% - Tuesday partly cloudy (61°F:74°F / 16°C:23°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (61°F:82°F / 16°C:28°C), Thursday partly cloudy (59°F:73°F / 15°C:23°C), Friday partly cloudy (62°F:72°F / 17°C:22°C)
[21:52:56] <Deucalion> ~weather help
[21:52:57] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[21:53:11] <Deucalion> hmm... me will have to read da wiki page
[21:56:52] <mecctro> ~weather Andorra
[21:56:54] <exec> 10Andorra la Vella, Andorra - currently 73°F / 23°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind N at 2 mph, humidity 82% - Tuesday clear with periodic clouds (57°F:82°F / 14°C:28°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (56°F:79°F / 13°C:26°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (57°F:76°F / 14°C:24°C), Friday thunderstorm (53°F:73°F / 12°C:23°C)
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[23:13:37] <Deucalion> ~weather-add London
[23:13:39] <exec> syntax: ~weather-add name location (name cannot contain spaces but location can contain spaces)
[23:13:58] <Deucalion> ~weather-add Deucalion London
[23:13:59] <exec> name "Deucalion" set for location "London"
[23:14:04] <Deucalion> ~weather
[23:14:06] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 68°F / 20°C, mostly cloudy, wind S at 7 mph, humidity 83% - Tuesday fog (59°F:74°F / 15°C:23°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (61°F:81°F / 16°C:27°C), Thursday sunny (59°F:73°F / 15°C:23°C), Friday partly cloudy (62°F:72°F / 17°C:22°C)
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