#Soylent | Logs for 2016-09-05
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[00:06:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> good code doesn't need comments. it is self-documenting. comments are for people having to work with other people's code to say "WTF!?" in.
[00:22:14] <SirFinkus> and for reading when there's a code leak
[00:27:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> god damnit. arch broke my fancy, schmancy macro keys.
[00:37:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> there, fixed
[00:37:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:37:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2843
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[01:19:27] <xhedit> she definitely did more than just comment on linux, i had a usb 3 hard drive dock that kept disconnecting and researching it led me to her lkml mails about a similar issue in the xhci driver she was working on
[01:23:27] <muxer> that's good to hear, maybe someone else
[01:25:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> still, it's nice to know it's not only guys that're whiny bitches on the lkml.
[01:37:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Poor Revision Control Means 'Cloud Atlas' Novel is "Astonishingly Different" in US and UK - http://sylnt.us - ch-ch-ch-changes
[01:40:21] <muxer> how does that even happen
[01:49:15] <takyon_> gq
[01:49:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> should have used git
[01:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> that way we could checkout whichever version we wanted
[01:50:06] <muxer> i don't get novelizations of movies anyway
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[01:53:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i do. author looks at a shitty movie and says "fuck, i could do better than that in my sleep"
[01:57:46] <pinchy> some choice words http://i.imgur.com
[01:58:27] <takyon_> lolwut
[02:05:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube zac brown band toes
[02:05:39] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:07:36] <mecctro> lmao@ "who's cooking feesh?"
[02:11:11] <mecctro> what the hell is that from pinchy?
[02:25:33] <takyon_> high quality imagery
[02:28:44] <Bytram> ~weather DC
[02:28:46] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 68°F, clear, wind NE at 3 mph, humidity 70% - Sunday clear (63°F:81°F), Monday partly cloudy (67°F:88°F), Tuesday sunny (71°F:92°F), Wednesday sunny (74°F:95°F)
[02:38:24] <muxer> pinchy, where did you get that pic?
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[03:15:35] <Runaway1956> TheMightyBuzzard posts "Thank you for continually pointing out the down side of free speech. And yet I still support your right to get stupid all over everybody."
[03:15:49] <Runaway1956> And some nitwit mods it flamebait
[03:18:03] <takyon_> rekt
[03:20:16] <Runaway1956> "rekt" is German?
[03:20:48] <takyon_> I sincerely hope so
[03:24:29] <Runaway1956> EM Drive cars, the next big thing?
[03:24:44] <Runaway1956> Except, you can only drive them in a vacuum . . . .
[03:24:46] <takyon_> i sincerely hope so x2
[03:24:51] <takyon_> of course
[03:24:55] <takyon_> you can park on an asteroid
[03:26:27] <Runaway1956> That whole thing about "no propellant" is off target - microwaves have mass, as do radio waves
[03:26:51] <Runaway1956> the mass is exceptinally small, but the velocity of that mass is exceptinally high
[03:27:11] <Runaway1956> damn, misspelled excepionally twice in a row
[03:27:24] <takyon_> are we saying photons have mass now?
[03:27:33] <takyon_> because I think I got fucked for saying that
[03:27:39] <takyon_> not in a good way
[03:27:43] <Runaway1956> I thought they established that at some point in time
[03:28:01] <Runaway1956> the mass is immeasurably small, but there is mass
[03:28:01] <takyon_> massless particles I believe
[03:28:11] <takyon_> light can be a particle or a wave
[03:28:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EmDrive Peer-Reviewed Paper Coming in December; Theseus Planning a Cannae Thruster Cubesat - http://sylnt.us
[03:28:35] <takyon_> i'm starting to get a little excited
[03:28:53] <takyon_> but the really preliminary results aren't showing a lot of thrust I theeeeenk
[03:29:00] <Runaway1956> how can a light sail work, if there is no mass?
[03:29:29] <Runaway1956> No there isn't a lot of thrust, but over time Voyager has gained some speed that is otherwise unexplainable
[03:29:43] <Runaway1956> light has helped it accelerate away from the sun
[03:29:53] <takyon_> there's an answer for that
[03:30:01] <takyon_> but i'm watching goodfellas
[03:30:27] * Runaway1956 intends to go do the last two missions in Homeworl Cataclysm
[03:30:44] <Runaway1956> I worked for DAYS to get it working on a modern Windows 7 machine
[03:31:03] <Runaway1956> downloaded a couple dozen patches before I found the one that works
[03:31:18] <takyon_> have you tried spaceengine?
[03:31:24] <Runaway1956> and GL still deosn't work just right . . . but it's playable
[03:31:32] <Runaway1956> Not yet -
[03:31:48] <takyon_> it's pretty good. a little unstable but I ran it on a laptop
[03:32:37] <Runaway1956> speaceengine dot org?
[03:32:58] <takyon_> yeah
[03:33:13] <takyon_> version is at 0.9.8.0
[03:33:14] <Runaway1956> I'll give it a try next
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[05:06:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oklahoma Earthquake Rattles Six Surrounding States; Fracking Disposal Wells Closed - http://sylnt.us - frack-'n-crack
[05:27:39] <muxer> unpopular opinion, fracking wells aren't causing it
[05:28:09] <muxer> this popped up in r/china https://www.reddit.com
[05:35:22] <arti> what is this from? http://i.imgur.com
[05:38:40] <SirFinkus> looks like templeos arti
[05:38:50] <SirFinkus> by terry a davis
[05:39:01] <arti> thank you, sir.
[05:39:11] <SirFinkus> he's completely batshit btw
[05:40:50] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[05:41:39] <aliasd> May the bridges that we burn light the way... https://www.youtube.com
[05:41:41] <SirFinkus> he joins forums and spams about CIA NIGGERS and stuff
[05:41:57] <SirFinkus> when he joins SN, we've arrived
[05:42:43] <arti> seriously?
[05:42:52] <arti> like /pol/ status?
[05:43:04] <SirFinkus> no, schitzo status
[05:43:17] <SirFinkus> he's legitimately mentally ill
[05:43:19] <arti> who else will warn us about skynet?
[05:43:34] <arti> we need to train, grud dammit
[05:43:56] <SirFinkus> https://twitter.com
[05:44:08] <SirFinkus> scroll down a bit past the automated ones
[05:45:14] <arti> "CIA must surrender to IRA. Or else? I can prove God talks. Obviously, you obey."
[05:45:22] <arti> sounds like something ciri would say
[05:45:31] * arti feeds it into the bot
[05:45:32] <SirFinkus> it's mental illness, not racism or anything
[05:45:38] <SirFinkus> oh man
[05:45:50] <SirFinkus> he has a "words from god" program or something on temple os
[05:45:53] <arti> "I juts gotta kill time until the tranquilizers wear-off. God is perfectly just. the nigger doesn't know that."
[05:45:57] <arti> hahaha
[05:46:14] <SirFinkus> "When FBI child sex agents got in my space, I wanted to stick a gun and kill one, shove a pencil in the eye of another and toss into traffic."
[05:46:28] <arti> markov chains, the twitter
[05:47:06] <SirFinkus> naw, he's just that crazy
[05:49:20] <SirFinkus> http://www.templeos.org
[05:49:35] <SirFinkus> scroll down and read his manifesto
[05:50:30] <SirFinkus> equal parts coherent and crazy
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[06:11:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Boston Dynamics has Monday off, and I am considering drinking now. '
[06:12:31] <SirFinkus> thought you got fired from boston dynamics for calling the ceo a jew
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[06:12:49] <Ethanol-fueled> I sued them for a hostile work environment and got rehired.
[06:12:57] <SirFinkus> lol
[06:13:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Hardly an ideal situation, and nobody likes me, but I can at least collect a paycheck and continue work on my gay Jewish robots.
[06:14:10] <SirFinkus> I got invited to a party tomorrow, considering actually going
[06:14:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Do it, Fink. Parties rock
[06:14:31] <SirFinkus> girls are unlikely
[06:14:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Drink slow so you can see everybody else act stupid.
[06:14:53] <SirFinkus> and I think the guy who invited me has a man crush on me or something
[06:15:01] <muxer> Ethanol-fueled, you missed it, we all bitched about the link you posted
[06:15:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Even if there aint bitches there you can see people get slobering drunk
[06:15:42] <SirFinkus> I wish I was drunk now
[06:16:00] <SirFinkus> but I'm in that state where I'm out of beer, but have probably had too many to drive and get more
[06:16:13] <SirFinkus> needs delivery
[06:17:08] <Ethanol-fueled> muxer, the sarah sharp link?
[06:17:21] <muxer> yes
[06:17:23] <SirFinkus> her ass is anything but sharp
[06:17:37] <Ethanol-fueled> I was just served with a restraining order today, for stalking Sarah Sharm
[06:17:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Sharp
[06:17:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Mmmmmm, dat butt
[06:17:54] <Ethanol-fueled> she drives me WIIIILD!
[06:18:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, i am within walking distance of beer.
[06:18:48] <Ethanol-fueled> I believe I shall get more soon.
[06:20:14] <SirFinkus> you bastard
[06:20:28] <Ethanol-fueled> In fact, I shall get more now.
[06:20:31] <SirFinkus> send one of your gay jewish robots to me
[06:20:35] <SirFinkus> with beer
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[06:43:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Ahhh, tonight I will be drinking my old friend
[06:44:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Olde English "800"
[06:44:23] <Ethanol-fueled> https://en.wikipedia.org
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[06:45:05] <SirFinkus> classy
[06:45:25] <Ethanol-fueled> The name is a trade mark, and not a geographical indication as with Tennessee whiskey; Old English 800 is not produced or sold in England.
[06:45:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Ho ho ho! Hilarious
[06:46:05] <SirFinkus> I want to try buckfast
[06:46:14] <SirFinkus> but it's hard to get in the states
[06:46:16] <Ethanol-fueled> The person who wrote the Wiki article is a humorist genius on the level of Mark Twain.
[06:47:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Buckfast sounds gross, Fink
[06:47:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Though its links to antisocial behavior are a plus.
[06:48:14] <SirFinkus> yeah, it sounds gross to me too
[06:48:19] <SirFinkus> but the legends make it appealing
[06:48:46] <Ethanol-fueled> According to The New York Times, the "40-ounce bottle, introduced in the late 1980s with aggressive marketing campaigns aimed at minority drinkers" was by 1993 "fast becoming the intoxicant of choice for black and Hispanic youths in New York and other American cities";
[06:48:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Ho ho hoooooooo!
[06:52:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, the forty is awesome. One of the best inventions of mankind
[06:52:28] <Ethanol-fueled> ALthough in the South 64 oz. jugs of Olde English 800 were available
[06:53:09] <Ethanol-fueled> http://31.media.tumblr.com
[06:53:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Now, drankin' one of DOZE knock a nigga on hiz azz, yo!\
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[06:53:57] <SirFinkus> lol
[06:54:22] <Ethanol-fueled> I had the good fortune to drink those while stationed in the South
[06:54:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Back when a 30-pack of Icehouse was 11 bucks
[06:57:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hanjin Shipping Files U.S. Bankruptcy - http://sylnt.us - impending-price-increases
[06:58:38] <Booga1> http://www.bumwine.com
[06:58:39] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03BumWine.com
[06:59:14] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't fuck wit' Bum wines
[06:59:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Headache city
[06:59:59] <Booga1> That, and the taste of some of them is like hairspray and kool-aid.
[07:05:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, they do taste terrible
[07:06:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I for one do not like my booze to taste infantile.
[07:06:49] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com I want one
[07:06:50] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03Big Marble Run Machine: 11000 Marbles!!! - YouTube
[07:07:05] <Ethanol-fueled> I like it rough - when I drink my booze, I know the second it hits my tongue that I'm on the royal road towards intoxication.
[07:07:08] <SirFinkus> you were bitching about people who like the taste of beer just last week Ethanol-fueled
[07:07:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, I am a crazy inconsistent bastard and my tastes change with the wind. So fucking what.
[07:08:42] <SirFinkus> so you should drink more of your olde english
[07:09:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, it's some good stuff. Lotta good memories, me and ol' girl
[07:09:28] <SirFinkus> sorry if I'm being cunty, been a rough weekend
[07:09:36] <Ethanol-fueled> One of the best memories I have with it is my Hispanic friend saying, "That's nigger beer"
[07:10:11] <Ethanol-fueled> no prob Fink. I just might have advice for those things that ail ya
[07:10:30] <SirFinkus> today was pretty good though, band is working on a new song
[07:11:59] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[07:12:00] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03Pantera - Walk (Official Video) - YouTube
[07:12:33] <Ethanol-fueled> That's a great song...and hilarious, given the simplicity of the guitar part.
[07:13:01] <SirFinkus> we're making the guitar part a bit more complex
[07:13:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Lyrics are pretty awesome.
[07:13:23] <SirFinkus> we'll have videos and stuff soon, once we move to the new studio
[07:13:30] <SirFinkus> our current mixing board is aids
[07:13:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice, Fink. Keep me posted.
[07:14:36] <SirFinkus> got a pretty good setlist, I like pretty much all the songs
[07:14:46] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm partial to this Pantera song, myself
[07:14:47] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:14:48] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03Pantera - Proud To Be Loud - YouTube
[07:15:25] <SirFinkus> I'm trying to get them to do fat bottomed girls, but the vocalist can't pull it off
[07:15:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Now THIS is some serious power metal:
[07:15:45] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:15:46] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03Pantera - Power Metal - YouTube
[07:16:41] <SirFinkus> I've been digging on Blind Guardian lately
[07:17:40] <SirFinkus> they're a little up their own ass though
[07:18:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Blind Guardian is mad nerd cred
[07:18:19] <SirFinkus> I just love playing their riffs
[07:18:22] <Ethanol-fueled> I wouldn't admit to liking them to my real-life friends though
[07:18:58] <SirFinkus> Imaginations from the Other Side is a fucking awesome album
[07:19:07] <SirFinkus> I don't think it has a clunker on it
[07:19:25] <Ethanol-fueled> that's Dragonforce-tier shit
[07:19:49] <SirFinkus> naw, Dragonforce sucks
[07:20:10] <SirFinkus> fucking flaming valleys and dragons and swords and shit
[07:20:27] <SirFinkus> cheesy as fuck
[07:21:12] <SirFinkus> Blind Guardian lyrics are nerdy, but at least good
[07:21:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Gotta admit this is a badass song
[07:21:59] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:21:59] <PurpleDrank> ^✓ 03Crush my Opponents Balls by Skwisgaar - YouTube
[07:22:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Probably some studio trickery involved
[07:22:34] <SirFinkus> lol that hand animation
[07:22:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, the hand animation was reused, and not accurate at all
[07:22:58] * Ethanol-fueled tried to play that song once
[07:23:39] <SirFinkus> I'm learning the lead to "otherland" right now
[07:24:07] <SirFinkus> most of it is about at my level, but there are a lot of variations on the main riffs
[07:26:25] <SirFinkus> I've got the ending solo nearly down
[07:27:37] <Ethanol-fueled> that's a sick jam
[07:28:08] <SirFinkus> it's a blast to play
[07:29:06] <SirFinkus> their last album didn't really grab me though
[07:29:09] <Ethanol-fueled> If you want a challenge, the first and second solos of Metallica's "One" are within your reach
[07:29:23] <SirFinkus> I want to get this song nailed first
[07:30:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Or if you're the boss nigga, the first and second solos of "Trapped under ice"
[07:31:28] <SirFinkus> I also want to get my rhythm playing up to snuff too
[07:31:49] <SirFinkus> IT NEVER ENDS
[07:32:59] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll give you some advice. Always play Rhythm with downstrokes, unless you can convincingly play SRV
[07:33:53] <Ethanol-fueled> My guitar teacher told me to play whatever was confortable. The hippie scumbag. Now I'm trying to unlearn 10 years of upstrokes.
[07:34:06] <SirFinkus> trouble is I'm not fast enough
[07:34:14] <muxer> the key is inner strokes
[07:34:21] <Ethanol-fueled> You'll get fast, just practice.
[07:34:23] <SirFinkus> which is odd, since I've been practicing that particular motion daily since I was 12
[07:34:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Haw haw!
[07:38:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Gratuitously:
[07:38:51] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:38:52] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03Metallica - One [Official Music Video] - YouTube
[07:49:43] SoyGuest39868 is now known as FatPhil
[07:53:08] <FatPhil> the only problem I have with most modern technical metal is that the solos just sound like finger exercises now.
[07:55:26] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm all about the old school metal
[07:56:03] <FatPhil> Sami Raatikainen used to keep things interesting though, at least in his Codeon days. Never seen him since he fucked off to germany.
[07:57:13] <FatPhil> Proper old school proto metal is my roots. Don't like the big hair era (or error) so much.
[07:57:40] <Runaway1956> "old school metal"
[07:57:54] <Runaway1956> I presume that you are talking about some kind of music . . .
[07:58:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Post an example.
[07:58:47] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:58:48] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03Judas Priest - Breaking the law - YouTube
[08:01:03] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm partial to this song, myself
[08:01:33] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[08:01:33] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03Iron Maiden - Holy Smoke (Official Video) - YouTube
[08:05:58] <FatPhil> and now let's take that, and go proto: https://www.youtube.com
[08:05:59] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03Judas Priest - Live 'Rocka Rolla' 1975 BBC Old Grey Whistle Test - YouTube
[08:08:42] <FatPhil> Not sure which direction to take the Iron maiden, merely back to the pre-Bruce days youtube.com/watch?v=t5jaRipA5_M ...
[08:09:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Bruce Dickinson IS Iron Maiden.
[08:09:29] <FatPhil> Or to the original Iron Maiden: youtube.com/watch?v=4XsORGZq0tI
[08:09:58] <FatPhil> fave IM album is still the first one.
[08:10:20] <FatPhil> Mostly because of phantom
[08:11:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Bullshit.
[08:11:18] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[08:11:18] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03Iron Maiden-666 the number of the beast - YouTube
[08:18:34] * SirFinkus prefers Sabbath
[08:18:38] <FatPhil> I liked that song when I was 11 years old, certainly
[08:19:32] <FatPhil> However, I like phantom just as much now as I did 36 years ago.
[08:20:11] <SirFinkus> fuck it, gonna go play guitar
[08:20:19] <SirFinkus> night probably
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[09:34:58] <pinchy> wow https://en.wikipedia.org
[09:34:58] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03Wiki: Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Iron Maiden (blues rock band)
[10:54:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, think i'll have a smoke, start the coals for the smoker, and get on to updating the #help text for MrPlow. he's a few commands behind.
[11:05:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya...
[11:05:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:05:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2844
[11:05:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:05:05] <MrPlow> Today: Sun and clouds mixed. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 91F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Sunshine and clouds mixed. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 91F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph.
[11:11:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> pinchy, that's not proper Iron Maiden. that's someone else with the same name that never did much of anything worth noting.
[11:21:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[11:26:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stanford Panel Releases Report on AI's Possible Impacts on Urban Life by 2030 - http://sylnt.us - don't-settle-for-artificial-intelligence;-demand-the-real-thing
[11:36:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[11:36:55] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[12:15:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~cowsay moo
[12:15:44] <exec> _____
[12:15:44] <exec> < moo >
[12:15:44] <exec> -----
[12:15:44] <exec> \ ^__^
[12:15:44] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[12:15:45] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
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[12:15:58] <mecctro> lol
[12:16:01] <mecctro> classic
[12:16:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we once figured out the exact formatting to get it to ~cowsay a ~moo
[12:16:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~moo
[12:16:37] <exec> (__)
[12:16:37] <exec> (oo)
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[12:16:40] <exec> ..."Have you mooed today?"...
[12:17:03] <mecctro> xD
[12:17:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> it took a LOT of space jiggery to get it right
[12:17:54] <mecctro> a real work of art
[12:23:09] <crutchy> ~join #test
[12:46:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Spacecom Seeks $50 Million or a Free Flight After SpaceX Rocket Explosion - http://sylnt.us - You-bought-insurance,-right?
[12:50:13] <pinchy> hey yall, we can shut down soyltent news, slashdot is GOOD again!
[13:15:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Update: University of Michigan Says Flaws That MedSec Reported Aren't That Serious - http://sylnt.us - devices-not-bricked
[13:39:43] <takyon> the untold story of emdrive: https://soylentnews.org
[13:39:44] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03SN comment by [02takyon (881)] (02Score:2)
[13:55:11] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.reuters.com
[13:55:13] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:55:30] <Runaway1956> Those crazy Brits have burnt London down - again.
[13:55:38] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:57:25] <takyon> i prefer 5th of November
[13:58:03] <Runaway1956> Because you want the extra heat then? Or is Nov 5 significant to the first burning?
[13:58:59] <takyon> gunpowder plot
[13:59:19] <Runaway1956> Ahhhh - OK - nothing to do with Guy Fawkes either then
[13:59:43] <takyon> https://en.wikipedia.org
[13:59:44] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03Wiki: Gunpowder Plot
[13:59:58] <takyon> eerr, it does
[14:01:13] <Runaway1956> Errr, yes it does - of course you already knew that
[14:01:38] <takyon> i'm running on half sleep here
[14:02:38] <Runaway1956> Hung, drawn, and quartered - that's almost as sure as nuking from orbit
[14:04:24] <Runaway1956> So, if an American has a Guy Fawkes mask, that doesn't make him an honorary subject of the Queen or anything.
[14:04:50] <takyon> it makes him a prototypical anonymous dank memer
[14:05:16] <Runaway1956> I'm glad I'm atypical.
[14:05:57] <Runaway1956> Can't help noticing once again that the Brits dressed funny, even way back then.
[14:06:17] <Runaway1956> They epitomize that old joke, "You're ugly, and your mother dresses you funny."
[14:15:39] <Runaway1956> Not just an evil sumbitch - but a stupid one
[14:15:44] <Runaway1956> http://www.bbc.com
[14:15:45] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03Deli owner John Leathem admits frenzied murder of Paige Doherty - BBC News
[14:16:08] <Runaway1956> He knows he's on camera, but he doesn't let that stop him killing a girl
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[14:22:09] <pinchy> Stabby McStabface
[14:38:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.dropbox.com
[14:38:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas about to get rolled up and go on the smoker
[14:40:03] * TheMightyBuzzard heads out to check temperatures
[14:40:41] <takyon> what am I looking at
[14:41:06] <takyon> ground pork on top of bacon, topped with bell peppers and bbq sauce?
[14:41:18] <takyon> +saltpepper
[14:52:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> hot sausage on top of bacon with fried n crumbled bacon on top. both dry rub and liquid bbq stuff
[14:53:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> goes into a roll then gets basted with bbq sauce so it gets a nice coating of it baked on the outside
[14:53:44] * TheMightyBuzzard goes back to temperature checking, coffee drinking, and cigarette smoking
[14:57:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Warner Bros. Flags Its Own Website as a Piracy Portal - http://sylnt.us - both-barrels-same-foot
[16:38:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> whew. s'fuckin hot out there
[16:45:58] <pinchy> u gonna check for wire bristles?
[16:46:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Class of Catalysts to Transform Cheap, Widely Available Hydrocarbons Into Industrial Molecules - http://sylnt.us - oooh!-grabbed-by-the-electrons
[16:49:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i use lead solder for my pork loins. no tin whiskers
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[18:16:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The West and Karimov’s Anti-Terrorism Charade - http://sylnt.us - getting-it-wrong
[18:39:44] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - http://www.thegatewaypundit.com
[18:39:45] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03Photos: Sick Hillary Has Wheelchair Lift on Her Special Van
[18:41:56] <arti> lol
[18:42:12] <arti> maybe she just likes riding the wall scooter
[18:42:13] <cmn32480> it's fer her Rascal!
[18:58:54] <cmn32480> goddamn my ankle hurts
[18:59:06] <cmn32480> that's what I get for going hiking wiht the cub scouts...
[18:59:26] <arti> "hey mister, we need you to hoist our food into the tree"
[18:59:34] <cmn32480> walked less than a mile and I managed to sprain my ankle
[18:59:55] <arti> "look a bluejay!" *steps wrong*
[19:00:16] <cmn32480> it was worse then that... I was directing somebody else to the turn in the trail
[19:00:21] <cmn32480> and I stepped wrong
[19:00:48] <cmn32480> and now I can't walk
[19:01:00] <arti> that sucks
[19:01:03] <cmn32480> yep
[19:01:08] <cmn32480> and the wife is being ....
[19:01:11] <cmn32480> less than helpful
[19:01:29] <arti> i injured mine the week before last playing racquet ball, nothing too crazy, just was sore when stretching it
[19:01:41] <arti> is she placing you on fetch quests?
[19:01:55] <arti> "quickly, i need things from the opposite sites of the domicile"
[19:02:12] <cmn32480> no... just refusing to be even remotely helpful
[19:02:24] <cmn32480> "Can you grab my laptop out of the office?"
[19:02:28] <cmn32480> "No."
[19:02:35] <arti> "babe, would you make me one of those cocktails?" "make it yourself you oaf"
[19:02:42] <cmn32480> "I'm laying on the couch... get it your self"
[19:03:24] <cmn32480> really???? not cool
[19:04:05] <cmn32480> sigh....
[19:04:09] <cmn32480> what a pain...
[19:13:59] <arti> :(
[19:14:10] <arti> well, i'll make you an omlette
[19:14:33] <arti> those make things better, especially upset stomachs ;)
[19:29:34] <cmn32480> yer swell arti... thanks
[19:56:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bringing the Human Element to Ship Design - http://sylnt.us - we-need-more-rowers!
[19:56:53] <FatPhil> now watching http://www.imdb.com
[19:56:55] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03Le tout nouveau testament (2015) - IMDb
[19:57:09] <cmn32480> #sammich
[19:57:09] * MrPlow whips up a +3 sammich for cmn32480
[19:57:48] <cmn32480> somehow not as filling as I had hoped
[20:00:31] * arti will use more limestone
[20:00:44] <arti> watched the never ending story in theatre yesterdya
[20:17:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Updated: University of Michigan Says Flaws That MedSec Reported Aren't That Serious - http://sylnt.us - devices-not-bricked
[20:42:15] <pinchy> calling ethanol-fueled http://buttpost.org
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[21:45:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wooden Sculpture of London Burns to Mark 350th Great Fire Anniversary - http://sylnt.us - shouting-fire-in-a-catherdral
[22:01:31] <Booga1> Moo: https://youtu.be
[22:01:32] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03I'm a Cow - Eric Keyes - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[22:05:12] <Deucalion> ~moo
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[22:05:15] <exec> ..."Have you mooed today?"...
[22:07:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyone who does not own a smoker has my heartfelt sympathies
[22:12:08] <Deucalion> don't really have them here
[22:21:47] <SirFinkus> they're pretty trivial to build Deucalion
[22:22:30] <SirFinkus> you basically just need a box with two holes in it, a tube, and something fireproof to burn the wood in
[22:23:01] <SirFinkus> failing that, a large fireproof box with one hole
[22:25:31] <Deucalion> what's the tube for?
[22:25:56] <SirFinkus> bringing the smoke from the place you're burning the wood to the smoker
[22:26:09] <SirFinkus> you don't want a lot of heat
[22:26:47] <Deucalion> Ahh - makes sense
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[23:34:20] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[23:34:21] <PurpleDrank> ^ 03Going to the pool - YouTube