#Soylent | Logs for 2016-09-02
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[00:44:18] <Booga1> So...trying to find a news site that has a decent amount of a full article from the AP... Is it possible one exists without garbage everywhere?
[00:44:21] <Booga1> I mean, even going straight to the AP website, it's still loaded with clickbait articles on the sides/bottom.
[00:45:09] <mecctro> rss?
[00:46:14] <chromas> I just loaded the AP website and clicked an article. All I got was a title and mostly blank page
[00:46:27] <mecctro> same
[00:47:49] <mecctro> http://hosted2.ap.org
[00:47:50] <CloudShark> ^ 03Associated Press
[00:48:03] <mecctro> there's some feeds
[00:50:54] <Booga1> Found it. Originally found the article in local news, but it's ad infested. Found it on dozens of other news sites, but truncated badly. Found it on bigstory.ap.com where it's all garbage infested. Found it on apnews.com where it's actually not all garbage.
[00:51:14] <mecctro> ah
[01:26:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Next Version Of Fedora Picks Up Rust - http://sylnt.us - not-the-spinning-type
[01:59:24] <Runaway1956> #submit https://theintercept.com
[01:59:25] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:59:50] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:12:30] <Runaway1956> Where on earth is Carmen Sandiego? Errr, I mean cmn32480
[02:13:01] <cmn32480> check up yer ass
[02:14:32] * cmn32480 is fighting w/ excel macros to try adn process a VERY inconsistent spreadsheet
[02:14:55] <cmn32480> this job woudl be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers
[02:32:36] <Runaway1956> cuck the fustomers
[02:33:14] <Runaway1956> Where does the time go? damn, it's almost 9:30
[02:33:24] <cmn32480> yep
[02:33:30] <cmn32480> have a good day at work
[02:33:33] <Runaway1956> browse the news feeds, and look at the clock, almost time to be gone
[02:34:04] <cmn32480> i should edit something tonight
[02:34:20] <cmn32480> this spreadsheet is clse to makeing me kill
[02:34:42] <Runaway1956> You seem to need a VPN into your main folding machine - it appears to be offline again
[02:35:03] <Runaway1956> If you could start it up from wherever you are, you could keep your numbers up
[02:35:29] <cmn32480> nope it's fine
[02:35:30] <Runaway1956> I have a remote startup capability - but dont' even know how to use it
[02:35:44] <Runaway1956> special card that came pre-installed on the server board
[02:36:34] <Runaway1956> Oh - my silly dog?
[02:36:34] <cmn32480> sorry to disappoint
[02:36:46] <Runaway1956> I got home from work this morning, all I wanted was a bath
[02:36:54] <cmn32480> and rags wanted one too?
[02:36:57] <Runaway1956> She meets me at the car, hopping and jumping
[02:37:05] <Runaway1956> followed me in the house, and to the bathroom
[02:37:13] <Runaway1956> she all but jumped into the tub with me
[02:37:23] <Runaway1956> Craziest little thing I ever saw
[02:37:37] <Runaway1956> I let her have my bath water after I got out, she was happier than a pig in shit
[02:37:38] <cmn32480> you said she likes water
[02:37:48] <Runaway1956> I think she's half fish
[02:37:58] <cmn32480> and cleaner then a pig in shit too
[02:38:07] <Runaway1956> Mutant dog with super powers in water
[02:38:10] <cmn32480> that reminds me I need a shower before bed
[02:42:44] <cmn32480> does she have gills?
[02:42:49] <cmn32480> under the fur I man
[02:43:00] <Runaway1956> I'm not sure about the gills
[02:43:12] <Runaway1956> Maybe I actually have a fish with super dog powers?
[02:55:54] <cmn32480> plausible
[02:56:13] * cmn32480 goes to shower.. too yucky feelin' to sleep
[03:07:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chemistry Nobel Prize Winner, Roger Tsien (64), has Died - http://sylnt.us - RIP
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[04:57:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Research Team Develops World's First Ciliary Stroke Motion Microrobots - http://sylnt.us - creepy-crawlies
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[06:45:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Celebrations Abound as Angela Corey, "Cruelest Prosecutor in America", Ousted - http://sylnt.us - notorious
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[08:04:07] <SirFinkus> uhnnng
[08:04:09] <SirFinkus> this is getting old
[08:04:28] <SirFinkus> one of those colds I guess
[08:04:34] <SirFinkus> where even your teeth hurt
[08:07:43] <mecctro> that stinks
[08:16:33] <Booga1> Able to take time off work at least, I hope?
[08:17:00] <SirFinkus> maybe, bad time for it tbh
[08:17:08] <SirFinkus> hopefully I'll feel better tomorrow
[08:26:30] <Booga1> I know how that goes, but sometimes it's better to just stay home than spread things around if you're likely to affect coworkers.
[08:26:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tasmanian Devils are Developing Resistance to Transmissible Cancer - http://sylnt.us - bugs-bunny-would-be-proud
[08:26:51] <Booga1> I've seen too many times where someone comes in and spreads the plague.
[08:27:27] <Booga1> Well, that's good news. The transmissible cancer seemed destined to wipe out the species.
[08:28:08] <SirFinkus> life finds a way
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[09:07:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - It Was Earth All Along: Alien Signal was Actually Just Terrestrial - http://sylnt.us - but-we-want-our-little-green-men
[09:28:09] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[09:28:10] <CloudShark> ^ 03Long live KEVIN THE CUNT - Auction for his collar starts - YouTube
[09:28:12] <SirFinkus> these are great
[10:08:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Whistleblower Sues Duke University Over Fraudulent Science - http://sylnt.us - peer-review-fails-again
[10:15:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:15:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2842
[10:28:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube american music
[10:28:53] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[10:34:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[10:34:44] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[10:45:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> #socialist MrPlow
[10:45:46] <MrPlow> MrPlow, you're a socialist!
[10:52:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrPlow
[10:52:08] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with a 400TB/s DDoS
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[11:37:50] <SoyCow4630> Is there a Nintendo submission in the queue?
[11:38:08] <SoyCow4630> Nintendo Direct was yesterday: https://www.youtube.com
[11:38:09] <CloudShark> ^ 03Nintendo 3DS Direct 9.1.2016 - YouTube
[11:40:46] <SoyCow4630> Big annoucement was probably Mario Maker for 3DS: http://ie.ign.com
[11:40:48] <CloudShark> ^ 03Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS Announced - IGN ( http://www.ign.com )
[11:41:08] <SoyCow4630> Nintendo' own summary here: http://www.nintendo.com
[11:41:10] <CloudShark> ^ 03Nintendo Direct unleashes a surge of Nintendo 3DS news - Nintendo Official Site
[11:41:28] <SoyCow4630> There are also recent rumors about the NX http://ie.ign.com
[11:41:29] <CloudShark> ^ 03Nintendo NX Rumored to Have Share Button, Split D-Pad - IGN ( http://www.ign.com )
[11:42:19] <SoyCow4630> Is there anything in the queue about this?
[11:43:36] <CoolHand> SoyCow4630: doesn't look like it
[11:44:01] <SoyCow4630> I'll try to write one then
[11:47:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Swift Warns Banks of More Cyberattacks - http://sylnt.us - not-too-swift
[11:52:41] <CoolHand> if you get it in fairly soon I'll try to get it in queue for this afternoon, while its still somewhat fresh..
[11:53:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyCow4630, https://soylentnews.org
[11:53:50] <CloudShark> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[11:57:59] <chromas> http://www.foxnews.com
[11:58:00] <CloudShark> ^ 0315-time Playboy cover model Pamela Anderson urges people to stay away from porn | Fox News
[11:58:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> but....the internet...is for... PORN!
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[12:29:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> well shit. i had a project all set to do this weekend and i fucked it all up by finishing it over the past two hours.
[12:41:43] <chromas> There's always room for more fooshin'
[12:49:18] <SoyCow4630> There's no Games section
[12:49:24] <SoyCow4630> When submitting
[12:49:44] <SoyCow4630> As a topic
[12:50:07] <SoyCow4630> I'll put it under news.
[12:50:32] <SoyCow4630> I'm a typo disaster so you may have to sopt a few mistake
[12:51:18] <SoyCow4630> Done
[12:51:22] <SoyCow4630> That took a while
[12:55:14] <SoyCow4630> Feel free to take out the edit bat at will
[12:55:23] <SoyCow4630> signing off
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[13:16:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - OpenBSD 6.0 Released - http://sylnt.us - that's-a-lotta-changes
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[13:34:42] <paulej72> poor, poor, TheMightyBuzzard. I suggest an extra nap or two this weekend
[13:59:57] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[13:59:58] <CloudShark> ^ 03Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Blinded By The Light (Original Song Studio Version) - YouTube
[14:00:03] <Runaway1956> PLAY IT LOUD!!
[14:05:33] <Runaway1956> The neighbor called, asked me to turn the stereo down.
[14:05:44] <Runaway1956> He lives 1/4 mile away . . . .
[14:06:09] <janrinok_> ask him to move
[14:06:42] <Runaway1956> It is kinda crowded around here - wasn't like this when I moved here
[14:07:04] <Runaway1956> Father in law never asked me to turn the music down, unless I was sitting in his driveway.
[14:07:27] <janrinok_> I've called Trump - he's going to get a wall built between you, apparently your neighbour will pay....
[14:08:18] <Runaway1956> Good deal. If it's built to Trump's specs, I can just build a lean-to up against the wall to park my vehicles under
[14:40:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> I like the idea of living somewhere that having a neighbor 1/4 mile is considered "kinda crowded"
[14:40:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> think your neighbor will sell me his house, Runaway1956?
[14:46:02] <janrinok_> AndyTheAbsurd, I'm sure he would - he says it is very noisy there!
[14:46:04] <Runaway1956> His kid probably will when the old man dies
[14:46:26] <Runaway1956> Don and Jean won't sell, that's for certain
[14:56:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iran Releases Physicist after Five Years in Jail - http://sylnt.us - after-re-education
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[16:36:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Not Allowed to Sell Directly to Missouri Customers - http://sylnt.us - seen-this-movie-before
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[18:08:48] <Deucalion> ~weather juggs
[18:08:50] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 65°F / 18°C, cloudy, wind SW at 11 mph, humidity 86% - Friday partly cloudy (54°F:69°F / 12°C:21°C), Saturday showers (58°F:70°F / 14°C:21°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (55°F:71°F / 13°C:22°C), Monday partly cloudy (59°F:74°F / 15°C:23°C)
[18:17:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Phase I Trial Results for Alzheimer's Disease Shows Promise - http://sylnt.us - here's-hoping
[19:57:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nasa: Earth is Warming at a Pace 'Unprecedented in 1,000 Years' - http://sylnt.us - looking-for-the-thermostat
[20:04:01] <Deucalion> Well try looking a little bit further back than 1000 years for precedence, or did the budget cuts truncate the data files?
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[21:27:26] <takyon> yaaaawn
[21:27:57] * AndyTheAbsurd flips a Skittle into takyon's gaping mouth
[21:28:02] * AndyTheAbsurd yawns
[21:28:02] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into AndyTheAbsurd's gaping mouth
[21:28:17] <takyon> deez featurez
[21:36:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amidst NX Rumors, Nintendo Direct Focuses on 3DS Announcements - http://sylnt.us - mario-is-king
[22:18:38] * Subsentient yawns
[22:18:38] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Subsentient's gaping mouth
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[22:27:26] * takyon launches the Jupiter Icy Moon Explorer into aqu4's gaping cavity
[23:01:06] <takyon> i wonder if i'll be too drunk to submit soon
[23:01:22] <takyon> (too drunk to consent?)
[23:15:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bees Dead from Aerial Zika Spraying in S.C. - http://sylnt.us - not-what-we-need
[23:17:58] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[23:17:59] <CloudShark> ^ 03SN Submission by takyon: Clinton Told FBI She Relied on Others' Judgment on Classified Material
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[23:21:06] <takyon> hi
[23:21:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Yo
[23:21:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> yo yo
[23:21:30] <takyon> I'm dominating that sub game while drunk: https://soylentnews.org
[23:21:30] <CloudShark> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[23:22:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice. Was considering subbing...er...something.
[23:22:29] <takyon> I took the clinton emails into my own hands
[23:22:45] <Ethanol-fueled> I think instead, tomorrow, I'll do another journal entry titled, "the social INjustice of Colin Kaepernick"
[23:22:55] <takyon> is that the sportsman
[23:23:00] <takyon> who went full BLM
[23:23:01] <crutchy> arthur is doing pretty well in the queue too
[23:23:05] <SirFinkus> lo
[23:23:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, just in time for football season
[23:23:30] <takyon> we try to go to arthur only when everything else in the queue is shit. so they hang around in there
[23:23:33] <crutchy> its spring fuckers!
[23:23:36] <Ethanol-fueled> It's a story about media deception etc. basically, he's famous for disrespecting the country. His full tirade, which was NOT primted by the MSM, was about how both Trump and Hillary suck
[23:23:37] <crutchy> woohoo!
[23:23:53] * crutchy gives the finger to winter
[23:24:00] <takyon> cool
[23:24:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Crutchy, do you even have seasons?
[23:24:09] <takyon> aussie cunt
[23:24:10] <SirFinkus> I prefer the winter
[23:24:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> I miss winter; we don't have much of it in Florida.
[23:24:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Crutchy has seasons like ~weather El Centro, CA
[23:24:29] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, of course we do... we have them every day :|
[23:24:37] <Ethanol-fueled> ~weather el centro, ca
[23:24:39] <exec> 10El Centro, CA, USA - currently 107°F / 42°C, sunny, wind SW at 7 mph, humidity 20% - Friday clear (78°F:106°F / 26°C:41°C), Saturday cloudy (74°F:106°F / 23°C:41°C), Sunday cloudy (69°F:101°F / 21°C:38°C), Monday sunny (70°F:100°F / 21°C:38°C)
[23:24:48] <takyon> where you live in florida, AndyTheAbsurd? did you get fucked by Hurricane Hermine?
[23:25:02] <crutchy> it would be nice if our seasons sometimes spread out a little, like over maybe 3 months each
[23:25:02] <SirFinkus> australians measure time by when their various livestock are in heat
[23:25:12] <crutchy> lol
[23:25:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> takyon: Tampa Bay. We caught the edges of the storm, some minor damage only
[23:25:35] <crutchy> aye its sheep fucking season
[23:26:52] <Ethanol-fueled> ANdy, were you able to use it as an excuse to take time off from work?
[23:26:59] <Ethanol-fueled> that's the real test of a natural disaster
[23:27:16] <Ethanol-fueled> (every summer in california it's MUH FIRES)
[23:27:32] <Ethanol-fueled> that were likely lit by the fire department to justify money fo' dem programs
[23:27:43] <takyon> you're more likely to burn alive since you're so full of ethanol
[23:27:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> Ethanol-fueled: I work for the local newspaper. The whole county could be underwater and they'd still be like "you're gonna be in the office, right?"
[23:28:08] <takyon> Tampa Bay Times?
[23:28:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yup
[23:28:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, right. Well, the more bad shit goes down, the more newstand papers you sell, right?
[23:28:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> Did you hear that Times bought out the Tribune?
[23:28:33] <takyon> yeah
[23:29:51] <Ethanol-fueled> We're having paper shakeups here as well.
[23:30:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Kinda odd to see the neocon Union-Tribune go SJW overnight
[23:30:19] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[23:30:20] <CloudShark> ^ 03THE RAPE DUNGEON - YouTube
[23:30:42] <takyon> aussie pov
[23:30:48] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha @ fink
[23:31:07] <Ethanol-fueled> They have one woman for every taste
[23:31:11] <Ethanol-fueled> including 2 with horns
[23:31:32] <SirFinkus> my latest obsession is Jessi Nakles and I don't know why
[23:32:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, she looks like she might have a dick. Is that why?
[23:32:17] <SirFinkus> no
[23:32:28] <SirFinkus> she's the fat girl from red letter media
[23:32:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, nice.
[23:32:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Yes, she is a delight
[23:33:06] <SirFinkus> she hasn't been in any of their videos lately
[23:33:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, that's shitty. If you have a chick or two in the band, they have to be THE REASON for the videos, dammit.
[23:33:33] <SirFinkus> I think it's her personality that's attractive
[23:33:46] <SirFinkus> she's like a 4 visually, but her personality brings her up to an 8
[23:33:52] <Ethanol-fueled> What about it does?
[23:33:52] <SirFinkus> based on what I've seen
[23:33:59] <SirFinkus> for all I know she's a cunt on wheels
[23:34:09] <SirFinkus> she's not annoying
[23:34:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Does she scratch her crotch and rub deodorant on her thighs under her dress like Amy "Miss Piggy" Schumer?
[23:34:33] <SirFinkus> she wasn't "the token girl"
[23:35:12] <Ethanol-fueled> She doesn't look very bitchy, that's for sure.
[23:36:28] <Ethanol-fueled> And thick butts are always a plus-plus
[23:37:15] <SirFinkus> I'll try and find a good video of her
[23:38:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> if you don't mind being on reddit, http://reddit.com might be to your liking.
[23:38:37] <CloudShark> ^ 03Too Many Requests ( https://www.reddit.com )
[23:39:41] <Ethanol-fueled> andy, I'm not in the mood for that right now, but even if I was, those are pro pictures.
[23:39:45] <SirFinkus> https://youtu.be
[23:39:46] <CloudShark> ^ 03Best of the Worst: Night Beast, Trick or Treat, and Skull Forest - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[23:40:04] <SirFinkus> like, her facial expressions and mannerisms are great
[23:40:06] <Ethanol-fueled> I need ugly dumpy big-butted women with no social skills
[23:40:24] <Ethanol-fueled> dorkelley voices and frumpy jeans
[23:41:31] <SirFinkus> she's like the opposite of a butterface
[23:46:03] <SirFinkus> oh, she's in a shitty band too https://www.youtube.com
[23:46:04] <CloudShark> ^ 03The New Loud - Get Lost - YouTube
[23:47:02] <SirFinkus> this might bring her back down to a 4
[23:47:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, pretty much.
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[23:48:17] <Ethanol-fueled> The "kick" she did in the beginning was to show her in a position which left little to the imagination in a sexual context.
[23:49:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Now women aren't even being smooth about it. They're lifting one leg up for SOLO pictures and sitting that way with the lifted leg towards the public
[23:50:07] <Ethanol-fueled> It's like, "why are you lifting up your arm with that sleeveless top? You're not adjusting your hair or otherwise utilizing the arms that are up. It's like you're posing in that particular manner for some particular reason innapropriate to your situation.
[23:50:48] <SirFinkus> I think most of that is subconscious
[23:50:54] <Ethanol-fueled> But when I tell them all that in public they scream "rape" and I have to run away.
[23:51:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, something like that would be subconscious only to the most base unaware moron.
[23:51:58] <Ethanol-fueled> It would be like if you cut the crotch out of your pants and went struttin' down the street Saturday Night Fever style.
[23:52:18] <SirFinkus> that's strange?
[23:52:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, good point, haha!
[23:53:02] <SirFinkus> but really, I think it's different for girls
[23:53:16] <SirFinkus> like when you're flirting with one and she's interested, you can tell by the body language
[23:53:25] <SirFinkus> I don't think that's all intentional
[23:53:36] <SirFinkus> some of it is, but I don't think it's all of it
[23:54:50] <SirFinkus> if you notice any place that has a dress code, or any society, it's usually focused on the women
[23:55:17] <SirFinkus> because men don't tend to strut around with their cocks out to try and attract women
[23:55:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Hmm, yeah, that's a good point. Learned that with Chip 'n' Dale's Rescue Rangers. How come the only girl on the team has to wear pants?
[23:55:45] <SirFinkus> chipmunk cunt
[23:56:52] <Ethanol-fueled> She was a mouse, but yeah, it's amazing that the males can walk around bottomless while the Female can't. Hmmm, I smell an opportunity.
[23:57:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Virally accuse Disney of being sexist, #bottomsOffForGadget
[23:57:45] <SirFinkus> I think that series is long dead
[23:58:02] <SirFinkus> I think that was more an empowerment thing anyway
[23:58:15] <SirFinkus> since she was supposed to upend gender roles or some shit
[23:58:43] <SirFinkus> daisey duck for instance, no pants
[23:58:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, to portray her as more civilized, true
[23:59:11] <SirFinkus> it was characterization since she was a mechanic or something
[23:59:45] <SirFinkus> I google image searched daisy duck, and jesus, what a whore