#Soylent | Logs for 2016-08-29

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[00:21:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Giant Molecule Made from Two Cesium Atoms - http://sylnt.us - ties-that-bind
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[00:24:34] <MDC> Yo
[00:25:49] <MDC> Anybody Home?
[00:25:55] <cmn32480> nope
[00:26:08] <MDC> I See You!
[00:26:17] * cmn32480 hides behind the curtains
[00:27:03] <MDC> I don't run Windows Update because Windows 10. I figured today would be a good day for a malware scan.
[00:27:15] <cmn32480> and it went badly?
[00:27:36] <MDC> I found the Ramnit Trojan in a DLL belonging to photoshop.
[00:27:57] <MDC> Maybe I'll start using Linux more often. I don't have any special reason to use Windows.
[00:28:27] <MDC> It's still scanning, I expect I'll have to leave it running overnight.
[00:28:41] <cmn32480> awake in the morning to a host of surprises
[00:30:17] <MDC> I figure my box is a festering sore by now
[00:30:35] <MDC> Oddly it hasn't been cryptolocked yet
[00:35:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MDC
[00:35:38] * MrPlow smakes MDC upside the head with a stack of flapjacks
[00:36:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yer sposed to update and just ignore the win10 prompts
[00:36:41] <MDC> That's what backups are for
[00:36:45] <muxer> MDC, have you tried Never10 or GWX?
[00:36:52] <MDC> no what are they
[00:37:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> get rid of the win10 nags
[00:37:29] <MDC> AWESOME THANK YOU!!!
[00:37:34] <muxer> they block the forced upgrade of windows 10, i've been using GWX but Never120 is done by steve gibson whom I love
[00:37:46] <muxer> never10* that is
[00:38:19] <muxer> wow, never10 is alot smoother, took 15 seconds
[00:38:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i forget what i did to mine but i managed to make it utterly unable to use windows update. which is fine cause i generally don't let it go online anyway.
[00:39:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> also made it unable to load windows explorer even if you manually try to run it.
[00:39:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/windows/internet/
[00:39:34] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> also made it unable to load blagoblag explorer even if you manually try to run it.
[00:39:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake sedctl
[00:39:47] * MrPlow smakes sedctl upside the head with a red rocket
[00:40:29] <MDC> I just downloaded Never10. I'll run it after my virus scan is done.
[00:40:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> that i did on purpose cause i got tired of other programs popping up an IE window when i'd set firefox to handle html
[00:40:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just forgot how to undo it
[00:41:13] <chromas> Shouldn't need never10 now. Free Windows ended
[00:41:18] <MDC> I really don't have a morally defensible reason for using Windows
[00:41:29] <MDC> Aren't they forcing the anniversary edition?
[00:41:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> only on win10 users
[00:41:59] <MDC> Ah thanks I misunderstood
[00:42:04] <takyon_> m o s q u i t o s
[00:42:09] <takyon_> zika for everybody
[00:42:18] <takyon_> oh hi, michael d
[00:42:27] <MDC> Sup
[00:42:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon_, taquitos. dinner for everybody.
[00:42:59] <takyon_> just finished up some grilling, and submitting a story about the tropical storms bout to hit the U.S.
[00:43:05] <MDC> I'm in a Starbucks. The baristas were throwing things at each other. Not sure what as my glasses were stolen but it looked like a food fight.
[00:43:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> holy crap, i just remembered garbage pail kids
[00:43:26] <takyon_> that's what happens when you build too many starbucks. falling standards
[00:44:19] <pinchy> a food fight at starbucks?
[00:44:24] <MDC> I have $14 left on my food stamps. The mayo clinic tells me to eat more vegetables because blood sugar. What should I buy?
[00:44:29] <MDC> RLY
[00:44:57] <pinchy> carrots and collar greens!
[00:44:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> vegetables?
[00:45:11] <MDC> I put kale in my ramen.
[00:45:16] <MDC> It's good that way
[00:45:32] <MDC> I already have carrots. I like carrots
[00:45:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah, carrots. they keep a long time if you'd rather avoid eating your vegetables than eat them.
[00:46:03] <MDC> I think I'm eating too much fruit
[00:46:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> bacon goes well in ramen. it's my favorite vegetable.
[00:46:26] <MDC> It was bacon that led to my blood test failing in a spectacular way
[00:46:41] <MDC> The pounds of bacon ends and pieces for $6
[00:47:10] <MDC> I've put it in ramen before, indeed it's tasty, but I'll drop dead if I ever eat it again
[00:47:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, whadda they know. one decade cholesterol is bad for you, next it isn't and you need to avoid margarine instead.
[00:47:39] <MDC> heart disease runs in my mother's side of the family
[00:48:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, takyon_, what's that kinda fat they been all up in arms about people not sposed to be using anymore?
[00:48:21] <MDC> trans fat
[00:48:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's the huckleberry
[00:50:26] <MDC> the worst part is not eating ice cream. I have a thing for ice cream.
[00:51:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> not eating ice cream? i don't wanna live in that kinda world. i'm bloody lactose intolerant and i refuse to give up ice cream.
[00:53:38] <MDC> It's heart-stoppin' good.
[00:54:06] <MDC> I was allergic to milk when I was young. Not lactose intolerant, but allergic to casein (milk protein)
[00:54:17] <MDC> Imagine being a little boy who is not permitted ice cream.
[00:54:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got heart issues and ya know what i did about a doctor telling me not to do stuff i like? quit going to the doctor.
[00:54:29] <MDC> :-O
[00:55:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously. sides from my head shrinker, i ain't seen a doctor in like two decades.
[00:55:27] <MDC> I haven't been to the dentist in six years.
[00:55:41] <MDC> No pain yet but I figure I'll abcess any day now
[00:55:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> well dentists are overrated if you take care of your teeth.
[00:56:02] <MDC> I brush every day.
[00:56:14] <MDC> I used to have bad gums but now I brush my gums too
[00:56:34] <MDC> I eat lots of oranges. I actually had Scurvy when I was at Caltech
[00:57:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> you musta made a lousy homeless guy. totally letting down the stereotypes.
[00:57:33] <MDC> I was downloading from TPB while living in a tent under a highway overpass
[00:57:43] <MDC> There was a museum nearby that had open wifi
[00:57:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[00:58:02] <MDC> That's how I got the Ramnit Trojan
[00:58:23] <MDC> I'm not the only homeless coder around here. I also know some homeless web designers
[00:58:41] <MDC> Some guy at the Portland Rescue Mission was doing 3-D wireframe design while waiting for supper
[00:59:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you had a tent you were better off than i was back in the... shit when was that? like shortly after i went into consulting.
[00:59:24] <MDC> I rather liked the tent, but my stuff kept getting stolen
[00:59:50] <MDC> And all the soylentils convinced me that I'd stand a better chance of getting back to work if I accepted a free apartment
[00:59:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> front doors are useful like that
[00:59:54] <takyon_> sorry, i was making hummus
[01:00:07] <MDC> Hummus! I can make hummus!
[01:00:09] <MDC> Thank you
[01:00:11] <cmn32480> I was putting kids to bed
[01:00:15] <MDC> I really really like hummus
[01:00:34] <takyon_> its good. it really enhances rice if you have a lot of that, and rice is cheap
[01:00:35] <cmn32480> sorry folks I gotta run. I ahve ot be on thne road by about 4:30 in the AM.
[01:00:42] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[01:00:44] * exec overratedly hucks an ace archive of shrunken heads at TheMightyBuzzard
[01:00:44] <MDC> sleep well
[01:00:45] <takyon_> night
[01:00:47] <cmn32480> ~gnight MDC
[01:00:49] * exec cohesively pairs a gift of jiggling juggs with MDC
[01:00:55] <cmn32480> ~gnight takyon_
[01:00:56] * exec provocatively penetrates a fart hole of social justice with takyon_
[01:01:09] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[01:01:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i won't eat it. sounds foreign. not good foreign like tacos, bad foreign like something poor, indian people eat when they can't afford dirt.
[01:01:11] * exec hurriedly pukes an exchange server of 🕷 on #soylent
[01:01:12] <MDC> I've never tried hummus on rice - that sounds good
[01:01:40] <MDC> When we embargoes Iraq they could still eat hummus
[01:01:55] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - you can mix bacon into it
[01:01:58] <cmn32480> and peppers
[01:02:03] <cmn32480> excellent stuff
[01:02:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, i can also mix that into a pizza
[01:02:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> and be better off
[01:02:22] <cmn32480> and tortilla chips
[01:02:31] <MDC> I can still eat whole grains
[01:02:33] <takyon_> my lazy meal is hummus mixed with rice, siracha, with some pepper rings mixed in
[01:02:55] <takyon_> pita optional, cucumbers and tomatoes optional
[01:03:05] <takyon_> chicken
[01:03:18] <takyon_> ...preferred
[01:04:03] <MDC> I can eat chicken if I trim off the skin before cooking
[01:04:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> MDC, man, don't let them pill pushers tell ya how to live your life. you're gonna die anyway, may as well enjoy yourself until then.
[01:04:24] <takyon_> wtf is chicken going to do to you
[01:04:24] <MDC> My mother and her twin sister both have pacemakers
[01:04:43] <MDC> When I get my blood back into spec I'll resume the ice cream
[01:04:44] <takyon_> chicken and pork is about as lean as it gets. its beef you want to avoid
[01:05:10] <takyon_> going out of your way to eat sugar = you are dead.
[01:05:30] <MDC> I used to drink torrential quantities of coca-cola
[01:05:45] <MDC> Diet sodas don't do it for me, I prefer coffee or ice tea to diet coke
[01:05:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm quite looking forward to dying before i get to not be able to collect social security. that way nobody but me and my parents will have ever had to wipe my ass.
[01:05:58] <takyon_> unsweetened ice tea. that's the drink
[01:06:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> possibly an aunt or uncle. i don't remember back that far.
[01:07:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:07:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[01:07:44] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 126
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[01:13:49] <takyon_> time for hummus
[01:13:59] <MDC> Hi H6OC2
[01:14:04] <MDC> (I think)
[01:14:04] <chromas> takyon_: s/u/er/2
[01:14:04] <sedctl> <chromas> <takyon_> time for hummers
[01:14:10] <Ethanol-fueled> MDC, what's up?
[01:14:25] <Ethanol-fueled> How's the hustlin' goin'?
[01:14:27] <MDC> Meant to work on my product today but instead an scanning with clamwin
[01:14:35] <Ethanol-fueled> I had to hustle some work today, pouring concrete
[01:14:46] <MDC> I'm convinced my product will make money but have no clue how much
[01:15:10] <MDC> If I make just a couple grand it will pay as much as consulting would have during the time I worked on it
[01:15:14] <Ethanol-fueled> What does your product do?
[01:15:38] <MDC> I don't want to pre-announce it. I've been really bad about doing so, then never shipping
[01:15:39] <Ethanol-fueled> hummus++
[01:15:39] <Bender> karma - hummus: 4
[01:15:50] <MDC> But it's a text file filter command-line tool
[01:15:54] <Ethanol-fueled> I get hard-ons at the hummus booths at farmers markets
[01:16:10] <Ethanol-fueled> MDC, what will make it different than the others?
[01:16:16] <Ethanol-fueled> What's the gimmick?
[01:16:22] <MDC> As far as I can tell it has no competition
[01:16:31] <MDC> That's the main reason I don't want to preannounce it
[01:16:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Ah, gotcha
[01:16:43] <MDC> I expect to sell it for maybe $4.95.
[01:17:07] <MDC> I've puzzled over quantity licensing but don't see a way to do it. I figure $4.95 per engineer-seat
[01:17:31] <MDC> That means one engineer could run it on thousands of server VMs
[01:17:50] <MDC> Possibly I will GPL it so as to attract inlinks to my website
[01:17:57] <MDC> But I haven't made that decision yet
[01:18:09] <Ethanol-fueled> MDC, if you GPL it it will torpedo your chances of making monies from it.
[01:18:24] <MDC> Inlinks to my site are very valuable
[01:18:33] <MDC> They turn into potential consulting clients
[01:18:53] <MDC> However I am weary of consulting
[01:19:42] <MDC> getting hungry, gonna go in a little bit
[01:19:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Fo sho
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[01:25:29] <MDC> ClamWin found some manner of "Remote Admin" in my Program Files folder
[01:25:52] <MDC> perhaps that's why the control panel showed network activity while I wasn't doing anything.
[01:26:07] <MDC> Am I part of a botnet? That makes me feel special!
[01:26:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's socialization. your shrink would be happy.
[01:28:08] <MDC> heh
[01:28:21] <MDC> My program files scan is done, I'm off to make supper.
[01:28:26] <MDC> I don't have internet at home
[01:29:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
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[01:35:58] <mecctro> remote admin, that's slick
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[02:23:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Confession of Liberal Intolerance - http://sylnt.us - it-takes-all-kinds
[03:54:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - John Ellenby, Creator of the Clamshell Laptop, Dies at Age 75 - http://sylnt.us - genius-if-you-mollusk-ask
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[05:25:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mozilla Launches Website Security Testing Tool - http://sylnt.us - will-it-be-bloated?
[05:51:14] <SirFinkus> I had the worst steak I've ever had tonight
[05:51:25] <SirFinkus> never order a steak with a demi glace
[05:59:51] <swiss> looks gross
[06:00:14] <arti> glaze?
[06:00:34] <arti> misteak and eggs.
[06:02:00] <SirFinkus> no, it's come french shit
[06:02:02] <SirFinkus> and it is shit
[06:02:07] <SirFinkus> also lol
[06:02:07] <SirFinkus> http://abcnews.go.com
[06:02:08] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Active Shooter Alarm Causes Travel Nightmare at LAX - ABC News
[06:02:15] <SirFinkus> it's a guy dressed a zorro btw
[06:02:18] <arti> just perfect.
[06:02:23] <arti> LAX sucks already
[06:03:00] <SirFinkus> https://twitter.com
[06:03:01] <TriggerWord> ^ 03sam macon on Twitter: "Before things got really crazy - a man in a Zorro costume with a plastic sword was arrested. https://t.co"
[06:03:46] <SirFinkus> oh shit, I actually know someone that might be flying in there
[06:05:11] <mecctro> What a meme factory
[06:07:15] <mecctro> arrestio banneddaires
[06:07:33] <mecctro> single d
[07:26:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Two Tropical Depressions Coming for the U.S. - http://sylnt.us - maybe-they-need-a-'shrink'
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[08:27:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Edible Casein Packaging - http://sylnt.us - gives-new-meaning-to-"Who-cut-the-cheese?"
[10:08:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:08:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2829
[10:29:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iran Launches its Own National Intranet - http://sylnt.us - when-you-really-wanna-spy-on-your-people
[10:42:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> lemme guess, using IPX?
[10:47:22] <crutchy> hey now. ipx was awesome
[11:04:30] <crutchy> with ipx, iran could play as much starcraft over lan as they want
[11:04:43] * crutchy would be so jealous :|
[11:19:29] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[11:19:31] <exec> 07489
[11:19:36] <Runaway1956> http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[11:19:37] <TriggerWord> ^ 03malloc_free - User Summary - EXTREME Overclocking Folding @ Home Stats
[11:19:56] <Runaway1956> We got another big-hitter on the team in the past few days
[11:35:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> crap, i forgot i was talking in here
[11:37:50] * TheMightyBuzzard whips up another top trolls list journal entry
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[11:59:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[11:59:16] <TriggerWord> ^ 03SN journal Troll Hall of Fame 16.08 04(0 comments)
[11:59:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> =trigger
[12:00:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's Juno Spacecraft Completes First of Close Jupiter Flybys - http://sylnt.us - getting-a-close-look
[12:20:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[12:20:06] <MrPlow> Today: A mix of clouds and sun. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 91F. Winds ENE at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Generally sunny. High 93F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph.
[12:20:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas not too bad. i may go fishin.
[12:23:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool, got time. fish not sposed to bite till lunchtime.
[12:24:12] <xhedit> ~weather hell
[12:24:14] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 73°F / 23°C, mostly sunny, wind N at 3 mph, humidity 79% - Monday mostly sunny (69°F:92°F / 21°C:33°C), Tuesday sunny (67°F:88°F / 19°C:31°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (69°F:90°F / 21°C:32°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (62°F:82°F / 17°C:28°C)
[12:32:26] <crutchy> =help
[12:32:27] <TriggerWord> standard irc commands (see your irc client's help); karma (see: karma); hives (see: hives)
[12:32:42] <crutchy> =hives
[12:32:52] <crutchy> =help hives
[12:32:52] <TriggerWord> Control the hive cluster. Commands: stats, get, set, del, !clear, dump, list, setpermissions, new, !deletehive, rename (semi-broken)
[12:33:02] <crutchy> ooh
[12:33:14] <crutchy> =hive stats
[12:33:22] <crutchy> =hives stats
[12:33:34] <crutchy> hmm
[12:34:05] <crutchy> =stats
[12:34:05] <TriggerWord> 30 hives, holding 2545471 bytes in 6047 cells (with 3827 bytes overhead)
[12:35:38] <crutchy> ~weather south pole
[12:35:40] <exec> south pole temp: -61 °F
[12:36:10] <crutchy> exec, s/-61 °F/cold af/
[12:36:10] <sedctl> <crutchy> <exec> south pole temp: cold af
[12:37:54] <crutchy> ~weather
[12:37:56] <exec> 12Melbourne VIC - currently 12°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind NE at 10 km/h, humidity 67% - Monday mostly cloudy (12°C:19°C), Tuesday scattered showers (12°C:17°C), Wednesday rain (8°C:17°C), Thursday partly cloudy (8°C:16°C)
[12:59:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar we go. done some quality shit stirring.
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[13:01:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:01:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:01:43] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 127
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[13:03:32] <xhedit> ~weather north pole
[13:03:34] <exec> 10North Pole, AK, USA - currently 46°F / 8°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind NE at 7 mph, humidity 76% - Monday partly cloudy (45°F:65°F / 7°C:18°C), Tuesday sunny (43°F:65°F / 6°C:18°C), Wednesday sunny (43°F:65°F / 6°C:18°C), Thursday sunny (42°F:62°F / 6°C:17°C)
[13:04:32] <xhedit> ~weather 90N0E
[13:04:34] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[13:05:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Barrow, AK
[13:05:14] <exec> 10Barrow, AK, USA - currently 36°F / 2°C, cloudy, wind E at 9 mph, humidity 86% - Monday partly cloudy (36°F:42°F / 2°C:6°C), Tuesday cloudy (37°F:46°F / 3°C:8°C), Wednesday mostly cloudy (37°F:44°F / 3°C:7°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (34°F:41°F / 1°C:5°C)
[13:15:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather the north pole
[13:15:49] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[13:15:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> feh
[13:16:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather 90n
[13:16:42] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[13:20:40] <crutchy> ~weather uranus
[13:20:42] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[13:20:46] <crutchy> pfft
[13:20:53] <crutchy> google, yer shit
[13:24:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you need to update more than one weather thing on exec. gotta get Del's sed in there as well as uranus needing to be warm, humid, and smelly.
[13:26:56] <xhedit> I thought it was cold, breezy, and full of methane.
[13:28:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> well crutchy's prolly is being winter-ish down there right now.
[13:29:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine's quite warm being as i was just outside raking up grass clippings.
[13:31:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Two Trade Deals Struggling for Approval - http://sylnt.us - not-surrendering-to-corporations-for-now
[13:32:13] <xhedit> huzzah
[13:33:53] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[13:34:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> we really should have bender polling a local socket or something. the delay on him publishing is horrible.
[13:35:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> or i could go in and have him poll the feed once a minute.
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[13:41:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> fixed and bounced
[13:41:52] <crutchy> maybe a websocket built into slashd :p
[13:42:09] <crutchy> then use a select call on that sucker
[13:42:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, easier to just have him poll once a minute. ain't gonna hurt the site none.
[13:43:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> we really should have the feeds generated more often than every 15m as well but i don't wanna bounce slashd just to change that
[13:45:52] <crutchy> oooh. or select on a named pipe. surely that'd be super easy?
[13:46:07] <crutchy> err. maybe in anything but slashd :/
[13:46:47] <crutchy> takes maybe 3 or 4 loc in php. i dunno in perl
[13:46:57] <crutchy> or python
[13:47:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> really we don't need feeds generated by slashd. the dynamic generation works just fine on dev.
[13:48:28] <crutchy> maybe use a little bash script on a crontab that writes to a named pipe
[13:48:36] <crutchy> we need moar complexitah!
[13:49:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:49:33] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Dev.SN
[13:49:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> or content_type=atom
[13:50:34] <crutchy> maybe long polling then
[13:54:49] <crutchy> anyway, bed time for me
[13:54:58] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent o/
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[14:23:39] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:23:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2830
[14:23:42] <Bytram> !uid
[14:23:42] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6335, owned by tyler
[14:24:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:24:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2831
[14:36:48] <Bytram> ~gnight crutchy
[14:36:50] * exec ironically internalizes ciri's butthole of spinning rust in crutchy
[14:42:57] <Bytram> afk; biab
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[14:46:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Police Say No Shooting Occurred at LAX - http://sylnt.us - better-panic-than-sorry
[15:19:41] <Runaway1956> Uhhhhh - wow. New perspective on things . . .
[15:19:46] <Runaway1956> https://theintercept.com
[15:19:47] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Colin Kaepernick Is Righter Than You Know: The National Anthem Is a Celebration of Slavery
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[15:22:05] <SoyCow4661> Hi - Would somebody please reject a story I submitted? I stupidly added an email address to it. I will resubmit again without that.
[15:24:33] <Runaway1956> You would be Bobs then? merrillrs@gma ?
[15:25:05] <Runaway1956> It appears the editors are all catcthing up on their mid-morning naps at the moment
[15:27:02] <Runaway1956> ~tell bytram submitter wants his submission squashed and/or email deleted https://soylentnews.org
[15:27:19] <SoyCow4661> Yes
[15:27:24] <Runaway1956> That should take care of it soycow
[15:27:34] <SoyCow4661> Thanks!
[15:27:57] <Runaway1956> No problem here - tell me - if they just delete the email, will the submission be alright?
[15:28:42] <SoyCow4661> That would would be perfect and preferable
[15:29:05] <Runaway1956> OK - I'll leave Bytram another ~tell message
[15:29:21] <SoyCow4661> Awesome - much obliged
[15:29:30] <Runaway1956> ~tell Bytram if he can just delete the email the submission is fine with the submitter
[15:29:42] <Runaway1956> no problem - happy to help
[15:30:42] <Runaway1956> and, the article looks interesting
[16:00:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyCow4661, i can db edit out the email addy if you like.
[16:05:05] <SoyCow4661> Yes - please eliminate the email info. Sorry for the trouble.
[16:05:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyCow4661, did you want the nick unassociated as well or just the email address?
[16:06:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> have a look at it now and see if that's good
[16:06:31] <SoyCow4661> The nick is good - just pull the email. thx
[16:06:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> roger, already done.
[16:06:53] <SoyCow4661> Perfect - thx again
[16:06:58] * TheMightyBuzzard tips hat
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[16:26:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - French Law Requires Search Engines to Pay Royalties to Index Images - http://sylnt.us - whose-images?
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[18:06:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Novel Chemical Sensor Six-Times Faster Than Alternatives - http://sylnt.us - quick-chem
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[19:57:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Launches Own Aircraft Engine-Maker to Rival the West - http://sylnt.us - final-step
[20:11:15] * Subsentient rips a juicy wet one, shoves TheMightyBuzzard's face in it
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[21:08:59] <FatPhil> RIP Gene Wilder
[21:12:32] <muxer> ?
[21:12:59] <muxer> wow
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[21:31:24] <SirFinkus> oh shit
[21:31:28] <SirFinkus> that sucks
[21:37:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Says Foreign Hackers Penetrated State Election Systems - http://sylnt.us - throwaway-votes
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[22:07:14] * NCommander is writing for SN
[22:07:23] <NCommander> I suspect editor resignations might follow soon
[22:07:42] <crutchy> ~g'day NCommander sir o/
[22:07:44] * exec flatulantly sodomizes a handful of oil with NCommander
[22:07:54] * NCommander kicks the bot
[22:07:56] <NCommander> .op
[22:07:56] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o NCommander] by Aphrodite
[22:08:00] <crutchy> o.O
[22:08:07] <NCommander> FEAR MY SYSOP POWERS
[22:08:13] * crutchy hides
[22:08:20] <SirFinkus> oh shit
[22:08:20] * NCommander needs dramatic thunder and lighting
[22:08:30] <crutchy> !thunder
[22:08:34] <crutchy> .
[22:08:40] * NCommander looks around
[22:08:43] <NCommander> Nope
[22:08:52] * SirFinkus hands NCommander https://www.youtube.com
[22:08:52] <TriggerWord> ^ 03DUN DUN DUUUUN!!! (Dramatic Sound Effect) - YouTube
[22:08:57] * crutchy glares at Bender
[22:09:21] <NCommander> I am Bender, please insert girder
[22:11:16] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[22:11:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, wtf, MrPlow
[22:11:39] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[22:11:39] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[22:11:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> om nom nom
[22:12:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> trailing space means no skittle for me
[22:14:28] <crutchy> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard
[22:14:30] * exec whole-heartedly tosses a spoon of whoopass to TheMightyBuzzard
[22:14:43] <crutchy> ah shit. i gotta goto workipoos :|
[22:15:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy, o meister of crutches
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[22:19:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima grab a smoke then fix me something resembling dinner
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[22:38:30] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, I'm working on real mode coding
[22:38:32] <NCommander> I'm really lost my mind
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[23:00:36] * TheMightyBuzzard waits impatiently for his tea to steep
[23:01:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> What do we want? Caffeine! When do we want it? I'll fucking cut you!
[23:04:48] <takyon_> i boil it by the gallon
[23:06:19] <Deucalion> I love when long config files sneak in things like......
[23:06:22] <Deucalion> /* REMOVE ME. The following line checks you've been reading. */
[23:06:23] <Deucalion> havent_read_conf = yes;
[23:06:37] <Deucalion> makes me chuckle
[23:10:21] <takyon_> program fails if you don't change the variable?
[23:12:09] <Deucalion> I'm guessing it will refuse to start and give some sarcastic output or log message :D
[23:20:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon_, BitchX used to do that
[23:26:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gene Wilder Dies Aged 83 - http://sylnt.us - can't-go-on-forever
[23:29:33] <SirFinkus> christ, didn't realize he was that old
[23:29:41] <Deucalion> apols for the repeat :/
[23:32:52] <takyon_> he was so invisible for the last decade or so I thought he was already dead at times
[23:33:34] <takyon_> the dept. line is apparently a line from willy wonka, i did it fast so im not sure
[23:42:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, well in that case i'm going to go get my vidya on. break it good, Deucalion.
[23:42:31] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, you can trust me to have screwed up the config royally :D
[23:43:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing involving juggs ever goes as planned.
[23:43:31] * Deucalion jiggles