#Soylent | Logs for 2016-08-28

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[00:02:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> takyon_: you probably don't want me to do that, since I haven't read it and am just going to say "your zika article sucks"
[00:04:36] <Deucalion> it made my head shrink!
[00:05:11] <takyon_> let's get to 2 comments to cure your pregnant daughter's zika
[00:10:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> Okay I actually made a real comment on your story
[00:11:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> I hope that makes you happy. (And it's not "your zika article sucks".)
[00:15:26] <takyon_> Pinellas county lol
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[01:03:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Sacks "Trending Topics" Editors - http://sylnt.us - future-of-journalism
[01:03:55] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[01:03:55] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Micronesia: Couple rescued from desert island after SOS spotted in sand - BBC News
[01:09:53] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:15:54] <Deucalion> ~gday Bytram
[01:15:56] * exec illegitimately $action a caravan of CoC $preposition Bytram
[01:16:03] <Bytram> ~gday Deucalion
[01:16:04] <Deucalion> ~gday Bytram
[01:16:06] * exec carefully hucks a sac of off-by-ones at Deucalion
[01:16:06] * exec allegedly drops a byte of shekels on Bytram
[01:16:41] <Bytram> Deucalion: isn't it a bit late for you?
[01:18:16] <Deucalion> only 2am ish. Just completing the services upgrade
[01:18:27] <Deucalion> No workie tomorrow
[01:19:25] <Deucalion> services are going down for upgrade - do not be alarmed
[01:19:30] <Bytram> good for you -- /me works tomorrow
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[01:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh noes! the gods have forsaken us!
[01:23:44] <bowlingb> anyone have the public key for the certificate that is used to sign the server cert for irc?
[01:25:25] <Bytram> bowlingb: good question... has been so long since I signed up, and someone walked me though it.
[01:26:20] * Bytram takes a quick look at his logs
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[01:27:20] <Bytram> now that I think about it, this should be on the site wiki somewhere...
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[01:27:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[01:27:49] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[01:27:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Ethanol-fueled
[01:27:53] * MrPlow smakes Ethanol-fueled upside the head with a vibrating buttplug
[01:28:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Aye, chingada!
[01:28:08] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup fellas.
[01:28:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> watchin some tv
[01:28:31] <Runaway1956> "fellas" is a trigger word dude
[01:28:33] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: ceither of you guys know where bowlingb can get our public cert for IRC?
[01:29:00] * Runaway1956 thought it was a one-time key, so threw them in the trash after using them
[01:29:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i thought we were using an LE cert now
[01:29:31] <Bytram> bowlingb: maybe something here would help: https://wiki.soylentnews.org
[01:29:33] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Wiki: SoylentNews:IRC
[01:30:14] <Ethanol-fueled> I had cert problems last night, but not now.
[01:30:16] <bowlingb> I did a search there but didn't find anything. maybe my searchfu was weak.
[01:30:27] <Ethanol-fueled> and firefox doesn't allow permanently storing exceptions anymore.
[01:30:40] <Bytram> wut?
[01:30:53] <Bytram> I wonder why?
[01:31:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Meh, I don't give a fuck about certs anyway - The worst you're gonna do is hack pictures of my extenders and collection of fat women
[01:31:09] <bowlingb> lol
[01:31:09] <Bytram> well, I guess I could guess. still...
[01:31:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> bowlingb, you talking the web client or the irc daemon?
[01:31:44] <bowlingb> irc daemon
[01:31:56] <Ethanol-fueled> marty, I understand why Firefox doesn't allow users to permanently store exceptions anymore, but still. The stakes are pretty low when you just want to do shit from Starbucks
[01:32:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm, dunno then. i thought we'd moved it to LE as well as the web chat
[01:32:35] <Ethanol-fueled> My SASL timed out for the first time when I just logged in through webchat
[01:32:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Only lazy morons like me use webchat anyway.
[01:33:35] <Bytram> well, if even once someone persuades you to permanently accept a bad cert, well, that['s bad. so, I can understand it... but there should be a way to say YES I AM REALLY SURE!
[01:33:57] <Bytram> afk dishes; biab
[01:35:29] <bowlingb> TheMightyBuzzard: I'm using hexchat atm but I have to set it to accept bad certs because it doesn't recognize the signing cert.
[01:36:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> might still be using self-signed. hexchat gives fuck-all for useful debugging info last i checked
[01:36:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> could try adding our CA
[01:36:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> our cert for our internal CA is here: http://sylnt.us
[01:36:21] <TriggerWord> ^ 03( https://sylnt.us )
[01:36:36] * Ethanol-fueled chuckles at "triggerword"
[01:36:38] <Deucalion> hexchat only gives the option to ignore all invalid certs for whatever reason. It's kind lame
[01:37:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Makes sense - American universities are churning out manchurian candidates in plain sight.
[01:37:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> we "might" be using a cert signed by it. in which case adding the CA would square things away.
[01:37:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> only one who would really know tonight would be audioguy or NCommander
[01:38:26] <bowlingb> Looks like that is the signing cert. Now to truly do things correctly someone there would need to produce the fingerprint for me. :-)
[01:39:13] * TheMightyBuzzard looks at his fingers
[01:39:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> sorry, only ones i have are attached
[01:39:44] * bowlingb smirks
[01:40:22] * TheMightyBuzzard checks if audioguy is around
[01:40:45] * Runaway1956 googles for images of fingerprints
[01:41:08] <bowlingb> So it's that kind of a crowd huh?
[01:41:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> wiseasses? all day long and twice as hard on the weekend.
[01:42:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll see if i can find the cert ircd is using and get the fingerprint
[01:42:40] <Runaway1956> with age comes wisdom - if not true wisdom, then we at least get to be wise asses
[01:43:17] <Ethanol-fueled> grabassin++
[01:43:17] <Bender> karma - grabassin: 1
[01:43:54] <bowlingb> TheMightyBuzzard: much obliged but don't put yourself out about it.
[01:44:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not, i'm putting audioguy out about it
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[01:46:13] * Runaway1956 imagines audioguy scratching at the door trying to get back in
[01:46:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight #soylent
[01:46:33] * exec ceremoniously irritates a thingy of bling blong with #soylent
[01:47:24] <bowlingb> good night
[01:47:44] <audioguy> You had a cert question?
[01:48:47] <bowlingb> audioguy: I was looking for the fingerprint that goes with the signing cert available at the CA listed above
[01:49:00] <bowlingb> SoylentNewsCA.crt
[01:49:17] <audioguy> And you want to confirm it?
[01:49:23] <bowlingb> yes please
[01:49:29] <bowlingb> if you ahve it available
[01:50:31] <audioguy> can you see a msg?
[01:55:35] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[01:55:37] * exec scientifically planks a beaker of granola for TheMightyBuzzard
[01:55:39] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[01:55:41] * exec accidentally gives birth to a powerpoint presentation of glass for crutchy
[01:57:11] <mecctro> sounds painful
[01:57:19] <cmn32480> agreed
[02:00:40] <Runaway1956> some people like pain - most of them run Windows
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[02:01:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Whoa.
[02:02:04] Ethanol-fueled is now known as SoyGuest35799
[02:02:11] <Deucalion> blech - had to roll back... new services vers is bailing on something in the conf
[02:02:31] <Runaway1956> The Air Force wants a medal of honor - http://www.foxnews.com
[02:02:31] <TriggerWord> ^ 03New review of surveillance video of a 2002 Afghanistan firefight generates controversy | Fox News
[02:02:53] <Runaway1956> They haven't had one since the Vietnam War, and they've gotta get the glory for funding time
[02:04:13] <SoyGuest35799> Runaway, that article doesnt' even make sense.
[02:04:32] SoyGuest35799 is now known as Anomaly
[02:04:46] <Runaway1956> There is a limited amount of sense to the article - the Air Force wants an MOH
[02:04:48] <Anomaly> It looks computer-generated
[02:05:33] <Runaway1956> The literacy level of "reporters" and "journalists" today is on par with computer generated stuff
[02:06:23] <Anomaly> It is, I'm sure. I've seen an uptick in the incidence of retard-tier errors in mainstream journalism the past few years.
[02:07:09] <Anomaly> The first bullshit clue is that somebody in the Air Force who was not involved with exfiltration was part of a SpecOps team. LOL
[02:08:01] <Bytram> audioguy++ thanks! for helping out with certs!
[02:08:01] <Bender> karma - audioguy: 10
[02:08:31] <Deucalion> services are going own again for upgrade attempt #2
[02:08:35] <Runaway1956> the NYT has a somewhat better article - http://www.nytimes.com
[02:08:36] <Deucalion> down*
[02:08:36] <TriggerWord> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[02:09:01] <Runaway1956> talk about fekked up looking URL's and descriptions
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[02:11:02] <Anomaly> Zero-dark-thirty tier bullshit
[02:11:23] <Anomaly> like the mysterious piece of the "stealth helicopter" left at Bin Laden's compound during the "raid"
[02:11:42] <Anomaly> "when the Goyim believe everything we tell them, our mission will be complete" -- the CIA
[02:12:42] <Anomaly> I'd like to call it "Goebbels on steroids" but anybody with half a brain knows it's bullshit.
[02:13:14] <Anomaly> The propaganda house of cards is collapsing.
[02:15:57] <Runaway1956> But, what will we become without our propaganda?
[02:16:29] <Anomaly> runaway, propaganda is pretty cool if you can disentangle yourself from it -- Top Gun, for example.
[02:17:09] <cmn32480> Great movie... but absolutely propaganda
[02:17:12] <Anomaly> But propaganda has to be convincing, and in that regard propaganda is lagging severely no thanks to overreliance on computer-generated bullshit
[02:17:21] <chromas> Gay propaganda
[02:17:32] * chromas lubes up to play beach games with the guys
[02:17:48] <Anomaly> careless editing practices.
[02:17:51] * Runaway1956 prefers beach games with the girls
[02:18:06] * Runaway1956 is so politically incorrect
[02:18:13] <chromas> sexist
[02:18:27] <Runaway1956> chauvinist, too
[02:18:41] <cmn32480> chromas digs playin' with the boys
[02:19:04] <Runaway1956> one would expect that of chromas
[02:19:34] <Anomaly> There's nothing wrong with being a homo.
[02:19:49] <Anomaly> It's a lot easier than being a straight man.
[02:19:54] <cmn32480> but there is plenty wrong with being chromas
[02:19:57] <mecctro> spoken with true conviction
[02:19:58] <Runaway1956> There's nothing wrong with picking your nose either
[02:20:10] * cmn32480 goes diggin'
[02:20:15] <mecctro> What about pickling pig toes?
[02:20:27] <cmn32480> what about picking your firends nose?
[02:20:32] <Anomaly> mecctro, pigs' feet are haute cuisine.
[02:20:33] <mecctro> Seems pretty obscene to me
[02:20:35] <bowlingb> you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but can you pick your friend's nose?
[02:20:42] <chromas> noses have gold. that makes you golddiggers
[02:20:51] <Runaway1956> I think picking your freind's nose should be rewarded with some felattion
[02:20:58] <cmn32480> just don't stick your finger up there etoo far.. the monster will bite it off
[02:20:59] <mecctro> friend robbing gold-diggers
[02:21:12] <Anomaly> You all need Jesus. \
[02:21:21] <mecctro> Maybe you need some herman
[02:21:22] <chromas> Right here, right now
[02:21:25] * Runaway1956 thought jesus needed us
[02:21:26] <cmn32480> more likely we all need psychiatrists
[02:21:36] <cmn32480> or beer.
[02:21:42] <bowlingb> or both
[02:21:48] <bowlingb> but not in that order
[02:21:50] <Anomaly> Did you just say that? Or just think it?
[02:22:04] <mecctro> both
[02:22:04] <chromas> He thought it out loud
[02:22:06] <cmn32480> so... to fill both rolls.. we need a bartender
[02:22:12] <bowlingb> exactly!
[02:22:20] <Runaway1956> what would we do with a psychiatrist, anyway?
[02:22:26] * cmn32480 notes that the new guys fit right in
[02:22:30] <Runaway1956> They don't burn well, so no point in putting them on the fire
[02:22:33] <mecctro> Does she wear glasses Run?
[02:22:39] <mecctro> Does she have nice jugs?
[02:22:45] <bowlingb> i thought that was the librarian
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[02:22:57] <cmn32480> juggs prefers to be called Deucalion
[02:23:02] <Anomaly> psychiatrists are for getting drugs to solve your problems.
[02:23:04] <bowlingb> i'm getting my stereotypes confused
[02:23:10] <chromas> juggs was transnickulated
[02:23:19] <mecctro> jugular dude
[02:23:21] * chromas switxhes to monotypes
[02:23:26] <Runaway1956> Jugss is a trans?
[02:23:33] <cmn32480> you looking for a Sony or a Harmon-Kardon stereotype?
[02:23:35] <mecctro> jugs tugs?
[02:23:48] <bowlingb> alpine
[02:24:06] <mecctro> just get those xplod wal-mart speakers
[02:24:18] <Anomaly> Hell yeah, niggaz.
[02:24:18] <mecctro> they seem all the rage on the best part of town
[02:24:31] * mecctro XPLODES FROM BAAASSSS
[02:24:53] <Anomaly> Beacuse with bass, you want your whole neighborhood to hear your music, what good taste you have.
[02:25:16] <mecctro> just build your car speakers out of dixie cups, cheap magnets, bubble gum, and pencils.
[02:25:17] <Runaway1956> Yeah, but the piccolo player gets drowned out
[02:25:17] <bowlingb> and make your windows leak
[02:25:22] <mecctro> bitchin stereo bruh
[02:25:23] * Runaway1956 likes piccolo players
[02:25:25] <Anomaly> And as with Tsunamis and earthquakes, bass has the most energy and the longest reach.
[02:25:31] <Anomaly> It's not rocket science
[02:25:56] <mecctro> Deepest penetration too
[02:25:59] <Deucalion> services going down again to test cron (re)start
[02:26:06] <mecctro> ifuknowwhatimean
[02:26:07] <arti> :D
[02:26:08] <Runaway1956> What about rocket surgery?
[02:26:09] <chromas> still not on systemd eh
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[02:26:17] <chromas> timers++
[02:26:17] <Bender> karma - timers: 1
[02:26:21] <arti> oldtimers++
[02:26:21] <Bender> karma - oldtimers: 1
[02:26:32] <mecctro> Rocket Wizardry
[02:26:48] <arti> Sleeve of Wizardry
[02:26:59] <mecctro> sounds like a contraceptive
[02:27:04] * Deucalion goes to smoke impatiently
[02:27:07] * chromas puts on his robe and wizard hat
[02:27:10] <Anomaly> Shitting ones pants!
[02:27:16] * arti warks
[02:27:30] <chromas> We're actually not big on pants 'round here
[02:27:33] * cmn32480 hands chromas a broom
[02:27:45] * chromas sweeps the legs
[02:27:45] <Runaway1956> probably the best contraceptive, is forcing people to spend a day in a preschool center
[02:27:53] <arti> haha
[02:27:54] <mecctro> sounds like some form of... wizard pornography
[02:28:04] <chromas> but sometimes it backfires
[02:28:19] <arti> mine backfires after eating junkfood
[02:28:26] * arti uses Lean
[02:28:48] <mecctro> snap, crackle, plop
[02:28:54] <Anomaly> Runaway, but once those women leave.
[02:29:17] <chromas> then the real party begins
[02:29:22] <arti> QuickStats by mIRCStats - The most active people for the last 1 days: SirFinkus: 292 lines, TheMightyBuzzard: 225, Ethanol-fueled: 205, Runaway1956: 203, Bytram: 188, Bender: 156, xhedit: 147, takyon: 146, Cmn32480: 141, boru: 135
[02:29:22] <arti> mIRCStats for #Soylent updated! Check out the stats at http://antiartificial.com
[02:29:22] <TriggerWord> ^✓ 03#Soylent stats: 31.7.2016!
[02:29:27] <cmn32480> like a pack of drunken monkeys
[02:29:29] <Anomaly> (I mean, come on, when are you going to find a man there? It ain't the boy-scouts!)
[02:30:21] * Anomaly flings poo at #Soylent
[02:30:26] * arti ducks
[02:30:35] * mecctro embraces
[02:30:36] <arti> muh scotch is empteh
[02:30:55] <mecctro> glass whole full
[02:31:12] <cmn32480> see you wehn you get back from Edinburgh
[02:31:21] * Runaway1956 thinks arti's bottle is full of air
[02:31:26] <Anomaly> scotch is for lawyers and Catholics
[02:31:38] <arti> asses are for fags, yet here you are
[02:31:47] <Anomaly> It tastes like shit. It's the liquor equivalent of Civet coffee
[02:31:50] <Anomaly> coffee++
[02:31:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2823
[02:32:21] <mecctro> you must drink whine?
[02:32:34] <Anomaly> arti, Im so not gay i can invite you to suck my cock. *zzzipppppp* I'm waiting....
[02:32:40] <cmn32480> these are mostly linux people.. tehy drink wine
[02:32:49] <arti> it's all about butt chugging
[02:32:51] <cmn32480> and then they whine when it doesnt' get them drunk
[02:32:53] <mecctro> I'm a wizard, I drink time.
[02:33:04] <Anomaly> linux weenies drink wine coolers
[02:33:22] <mecctro> I hear they like Mike's Hard Lemonrape
[02:34:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - White House is Planning to Let More Foreign Entrepreneurs Work in the U.S. - http://sylnt.us - come-one-come-all
[02:34:52] <Anomaly> Thank you Barry!
[02:35:00] <chromas> entreperefugees
[02:35:17] <mecctro> Brace for China
[02:35:41] <Anomaly> Letting base knave uneducated retards into your educated country is not a good thing, but weakens and divides the populace by deskgn.
[02:35:56] <Anomaly> design even.
[02:36:26] <Anomaly> A truly desperate move by those on top.
[02:37:04] <Anomaly> They will be first against the wall when the revolution comes...moving to New Zealand or shielding their estates wil foliage will not help them.
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[02:37:48] <Anomaly> What might help them would be to hire private armies. Erik Prince could help them with that. Apparantly he is above the law. God Bless Globalism!
[02:38:15] <arti> Runaway1956: http://coalitionstate.com
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[02:39:28] <chromas> is that windows 7?
[02:39:45] <Anomaly> arti, that is some serious tryhard bullshit, especially since your left monitor runs Windows and -- worse -- in the sewage-green theme.
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[02:40:05] <arti> lol
[02:40:09] <mecctro> lul
[02:40:18] <chromas> even worse, he uses slashes for date separators
[02:40:30] <Anomaly> I expect that you will level off another .2 inches of that bottle before you pass out and save the remainder to brag to future generations about MUH SCOTCH
[02:40:31] <arti> even worse he's male!
[02:40:40] <chromas> #trigggered
[02:40:56] <arti> Anomaly: muh imperial units
[02:41:33] <Anomaly> arti, if you have a Windows desktop in your raster, you're slave to imperials no matter your metric kilo crap.
[02:42:10] * arti yawns at the 1997 argument
[02:42:57] * Anomaly yawns at MUH 12 years, I've tasted 15 and they taste equally like shit
[02:43:22] <arti> after you smoke, everything tastes like shit
[02:43:32] <Anomaly> B-But you can see w-what g-god taste I have, r-right, guys?
[02:43:43] <mecctro> xD
[02:43:47] <arti> speaking of good taste, how's suing your employers going?
[02:43:55] <mecctro> xD
[02:44:22] <Anomaly> It's in progress. I've won a temporary injunkheap.
[02:44:44] <arti> i really enjoy how you refer to the various stages of the process
[02:45:18] <Anomaly> Business law is a long process and requires deep pockets.
[02:45:30] <arti> something women don't have with their pants
[02:45:52] <arti> maybe you can sell photos of your feet again?
[02:46:07] <Anomaly> But if you know the right Jewish lawyer, they give you your cut, take a much more handsome cut themselves, and since the leadership of the company you're suing is familiar with them, they cut their losses.
[02:46:57] <arti> does one identify said lawyer with a special handshake?
[02:48:28] <Anomaly> Not really. You produce the internal e-mails, whether or not you were authorized to take them, make your (vague) case publicly, and the Jewish lawyers come running.
[02:48:41] <Anomaly> It's the business version of the ambulance-chaser.
[02:49:20] <arti> just put the shekles inside a can and vigorously shake
[02:49:23] <chromas> Also they have an aversion to tips
[02:49:29] <chromas> of any kind
[02:49:31] <arti> yes, the racial 10% off.
[02:49:38] <Anomaly> Did I vocalize racial slurs? Yes. But I was under duress because the corporate culture was in fact hostile toward me, aspects I could not control.
[02:50:59] <Anomaly> In short, they were racist towards me, and I acted out when I otherwise would not have due to the hostile enviroment towards Whites.
[02:51:43] <Anomaly> Could YOU imagine walking into your workplace everyday seeing posters on the walls describing how YOU were the bad guy?
[02:52:26] <chromas> You worked at a school?
[02:52:30] <arti> personally i find clothes restrictive.
[02:52:52] <Anomaly> chromas, I worked for the local detachment of Boston Dynamics.
[02:53:05] <chromas> BD's PC?
[02:53:46] <Anomaly> They were acquired by Google and so came the training about how White men were privileged and evil and how anything a White man said should be reported to HR.
[02:54:21] <Subsentient> Anomaly: hi EF
[02:54:28] <Anomaly> It was un-fucking-believeable, the cognitive dissonance that went into all those briefings.
[02:54:46] <Anomaly> Hey sub
[02:55:02] * Subsentient rips a juicy wet one, shoves Anomaly 's face in it
[02:55:32] <Anomaly> Sub, Angela Merkel is that way --->
[02:55:38] <Subsentient> lol
[02:55:47] <Subsentient> Anomaly: I got unbanned from imgur.
[02:56:14] <Subsentient> Anomaly: http://imgur.com
[02:56:15] <TriggerWord> ^✓ 03MRW I get my ban for posting weird shit reversed - GIF on Imgur
[02:57:00] <arti> http://coalitionstate.com
[02:57:32] <Subsentient> Anomaly: http://imgur.com
[02:57:32] <TriggerWord> ^ 03MRW I'm a horny spider monster with tennis balls in my pants - GIF on Imgur
[02:57:44] <Anomaly> Arti, full auto has been blacklisted for a long time.
[02:57:58] <Anomaly> Military does 3-round bursts.
[02:58:03] <chromas> from the wink dept
[02:59:31] <Subsentient> chromas: http://imgur.com
[02:59:32] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Anybody need a new set of dentures? - Imgur
[02:59:40] <Subsentient> Ah, it's so good to be back.
[03:01:27] <Anomaly> Sub, you sick bastard - were you influenced by Child's Play movies, by any chance?
[03:03:31] <Deucalion> bowlingb, you still around?
[03:03:34] <Subsentient> Anomaly: No. I just love to post weird shit. If I don't do it, who will? The world needs the weird, creepy shit. Imgur specifically.
[03:04:48] <bowlingb> Deucalion: I am indeed
[03:06:07] <Deucalion> bowlingb, /j #help and read the topic for getting a vhost / cloak, it's self-serve. If you don't like those on offer just ask in there for what you want.
[03:06:56] <Anomaly> http://www.youtube.com
[03:06:57] <TriggerWord> ^ 03angry chucky clips (child's play 2) - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[03:07:35] <Anomaly> Fucking awesome.
[03:11:31] <cmn32480> LAdies and gents, I am off to bed... got a long ass day tomorrow...
[03:11:37] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
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[03:11:40] <Anomaly> later,
[03:12:25] <bowlingb> ~gnight cmn32480
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[03:12:54] <mecctro> peace cmn
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[04:20:38] <Deucalion> sup EF?
[04:20:52] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[04:20:53] <TriggerWord> ^ 031st UK Album (FULL) - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[04:21:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Introducing people to UK
[04:23:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Pretty good band, spawned from King Crimson's Red era
[04:23:51] <Ethanol-fueled> I believe Bruford played with them, he was a big Yes guy
[04:24:57] * Ethanol-fueled wonders how Brits got the good dope in the Progressive Rock era
[04:28:17] <Deucalion> We're Brits... we still believe we rule the world and some people go along with it :D Not bad for a bunch of plebs on a tiny rock in the Atlantic :D Mebbe we were just good at building ships... but we probably nicked that from our Viking invaders :D
[04:32:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Good point. Seems we're still the illuminati at this point.
[04:32:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Though Americans are scrappy bastards.
[04:33:13] <Ethanol-fueled> We're your love-child gone wrong.
[04:33:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Five-eyes for life, nigga.
[04:35:47] <takyon> that was some nap
[04:36:21] <Deucalion> Once you accept you're a fucking mongrel and nationalism is for idiots then it all makes sense :D Of course there are countries that haven't had thousands of years being invaded over and over, I can understand nationalism in those places.... just not in the UK... fucking retards claiming "well I'm English innit" - nooo there is no such thing as "pure" English.
[04:37:03] <takyon> Proxima Centauri baeliens gonna wipe the floor with human scum
[04:37:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, I disagree - nation-states are your football team. It's the pride you feel for what you did, whether or not you're good at sports or Nichola Tesla.
[04:37:46] <Ethanol-fueled> I am a mongrel upon mongrels...and yet, I feel part of my winning team.
[04:38:50] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm not a freeloader invading "my" land for free shit. I am a proud patriot from a military family.
[04:39:20] <takyon> Ethanol-fueled: https://soylentnews.org
[04:39:21] <TriggerWord> ^ 03SN comment by [02takyon (881)] (02Score:4, Interesting)
[04:40:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Takyon, that's meandering.
[04:40:22] <takyon> Ethanol-fueled: I just woke up
[04:40:38] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm too drunk for that shit. But what I am not too drunk for is to say that Muslims are scum.
[04:42:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, but you know what's awesome? That Metroid and super Metroid play that cool leitmotif whenever you collect an item.
[04:42:59] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:42:59] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Super Metroid Arranged OST - [17] - Item Acquisition Fanfare - YouTube
[04:43:27] <Ethanol-fueled> They call it a "fanfare" which reaches back to Middle Ages
[04:43:31] <Ethanol-fueled> SUper Cool
[04:43:47] <takyon> jajajajaja
[04:45:08] <Ethanol-fueled> that was always one of the weird things about the original game.
[04:45:25] <Ethanol-fueled> That weird song they played whenever you got an item.
[04:45:45] <Ethanol-fueled> No matter how genius the original Metroid game was.
[04:46:54] <takyon> my shit cpu is better at completing these folding@home work units than I thought it would be
[04:47:59] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:48:00] <TriggerWord> ^ 03NES LongPlay | Guerrilla War | (001) - YouTube
[04:48:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Let's Liberate CUBA!
[04:48:41] <takyon> liberate them with capitalism
[04:48:53] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, that's the genius of the game.
[04:49:47] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[04:49:47] <TriggerWord> ^ 03New booze guidelines: We'd rather you didn't enjoy yourselves • The Register
[04:50:22] <Ethanol-fueled> When I first played it, my dad was like, "That looks like Cuba! That looks like Fidel Castro!"
[04:51:25] <takyon> saving hostages has never been this easy
[04:51:45] <takyon> i like how the enemies just appear out of the grasses
[04:52:07] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[04:52:08] <TriggerWord> ^ 03NES LongPlay | Guerrilla War | (001) - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[04:53:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking awesome game.
[04:53:32] <Ethanol-fueled> 2 player simultaneous
[04:53:55] <Ethanol-fueled> The assembly language code for it is available online.
[04:55:19] <takyon> banned in c_ba
[04:55:30] <Ethanol-fueled> FREE CUBA
[04:55:38] <Ethanol-fueled> MAKE IT THE 51ST STATE
[04:56:18] <takyon> puerto rico first
[04:56:32] <takyon> Puerto Rico's state animal? The Zika-carrying mosquito
[04:56:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck PR. They're a bunch of goddamn niggas.
[04:57:06] <Ethanol-fueled> the CIA wanted to halt their breeding for good reason back in the day.
[04:57:20] <Ethanol-fueled> America raped their land.
[04:57:20] <takyon> actually there's probably a better chance of D.C. getting statehood first. although they enjoy some benefits of not having statehood
[04:58:00] <Ethanol-fueled> D.C. ain't a Spic colony -- although there are a lot of B****S there.
[04:58:54] <Ethanol-fueled> I think we should free Cuba and make it the 51st state.
[04:59:10] <takyon> *53rd state
[04:59:14] <Ethanol-fueled> have access to cutting-edge medicine, classic cars
[04:59:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Good tourism
[05:00:13] <Ethanol-fueled> and, most imprtantly, mitigate a strategic weakness close to the homeland.
[05:01:30] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[05:01:30] <TriggerWord> ^✓ 03Cossacks: European Wars OST 02/18 - YouTube
[05:05:18] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:05:19] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Guerilla War (NES) Ending - YouTube
[05:05:28] <Ethanol-fueled> I rather like that part.
[05:07:04] <takyon> that chick turned into a boar or something
[05:07:32] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, In Latino lore, the woman always turns into a pig before she is married.
[05:07:40] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHHAHAHHHEEHEEhOOOOO!
[05:07:51] <takyon> the more you know
[05:08:16] <Ethanol-fueled> that ending sequence is by far one of the best I have ever encountered.
[05:08:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Not to mention, that it is historically accurate.
[05:08:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Bautista Castro etc.
[05:10:18] <Deucalion> .op
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[05:10:22] <Deucalion> .deop
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[05:12:34] <Ethanol-fueled> It's time for more booze, methinks...
[05:25:44] <SirFinkus> is it?
[05:25:55] <Ethanol-fueled> It ISSSSSS
[05:25:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahahah
[05:29:45] <Ethanol-fueled> .op
[05:32:39] <SirFinkus> .op
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[05:32:40] <SirFinkus> .op
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[05:34:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink you have the power to silence negroes.
[05:35:10] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:35:10] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Data's session with Dr. Sigmund Freud PART1 - YouTube
[05:36:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber's Failure in Japan - http://sylnt.us - breakin'-the-law
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[05:40:20] <SirFinkus> fucking holodeck episodes
[05:46:33] <takyon> Researchers discovered a procedure to restore defective graphene oxide structures that cause the material to display low carrier mobility. By applying a high-temperature reduction treatment in an ethanol environment, defective structures were restored
[05:46:39] <takyon> ETHANOL ENVIRONMENT
[05:52:33] <SirFinkus> oh shit
[05:52:46] <SirFinkus> you'll never guess what I had for dinner today
[05:52:49] <SirFinkus> poutine!
[05:53:14] <takyon> mmmmmm
[05:53:45] <SirFinkus> well, technically steak frites
[05:53:46] <takyon> I had steak and yellow rice
[05:53:56] <SirFinkus> but the frites were poutine'd
[05:54:08] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:54:09] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Crusher and Troi do exercise session - YouTube
[05:54:12] <SirFinkus> fucking stellar steak
[05:54:19] <SirFinkus> even though I didn't make it
[05:54:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, those girls smell delicious.
[05:54:54] <takyon> space ass
[05:55:02] <SirFinkus> I like how they used the mirrors so it didn't look quite as pervy
[05:55:29] <Ethanol-fueled> right, fink, you can see the butt. But they stull discuss the toes curling./
[05:57:49] <Ethanol-fueled> There are plenty of opportunities to see Marina Sirtis' hard nips
[05:58:08] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:58:09] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Marina Sirtis Star Trek the Next Generation S06e03 - YouTube
[05:58:22] <SirFinkus> hard nips are the best
[05:58:33] <SirFinkus> because they're so helpless to hide them
[05:59:04] <SirFinkus> god dan
[05:59:05] <SirFinkus> damn
[05:59:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, I feel the same way.
[05:59:22] <takyon> Ethanol, if you can stay up the next hour and five minutes, we have an article bout "The Woman Who Kills Drug Dealers for a Living" in the Philippines
[05:59:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Those nips are fucking hot.
[05:59:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I am prostituting myself for nips like that.
[06:00:31] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, I get hardons for star trek women.
[06:00:55] <SirFinkus> I liked that one girl in the new movies
[06:00:59] <SirFinkus> forgot her name
[06:01:01] <takyon> which
[06:01:06] <SirFinkus> blonde chick, admiral's daughter
[06:01:22] <takyon> should i pirate the new movie or is it just shit
[06:01:42] <takyon> the one that came out this year
[06:01:57] <SirFinkus> don't know, haven't seen it
[06:02:06] <SirFinkus> I usually wait until things come out on blu ray
[06:02:09] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm am going to fall asleeo now.
[06:02:12] <Ethanol-fueled> aspeep.
[06:02:18] <takyon> later
[06:02:24] <SirFinkus> fuck paying $18 to see it in a theater
[06:02:28] <SirFinkus> thoguht you were drinking
[06:02:32] <Ethanol-fueled> and knead my dick to Marina Sirtis' thick tits.
[06:02:38] <Ethanol-fueled> hard nipples
[06:02:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Feeding my babies
[06:03:23] * Ethanol-fueled puts gun to head
[06:03:27] <Ethanol-fueled> *blam!*
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[06:08:52] <bowlingb> ~gnight #Soylent
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[06:31:18] <takyon> asteroid bottled water
[06:38:21] <SoyGuest92683> ~stats
[06:38:29] <SoyGuest92683> !stats
[06:38:29] <Bender> creating stats for channel #Soylent (Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970)
[06:38:38] <SoyGuest92683> #stats
[06:38:43] <SoyGuest92683> .stats
[06:39:06] <SoyGuest92683> oops. shoulda just read the topic first
[07:38:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Woman Who Kills Drug Dealers for a Living - http://sylnt.us - shooting-up
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[09:52:33] * cmn32480 seems to have decided that he is up for the day...
[09:52:39] * cmn32480 goes to make coffee++
[09:55:09] <cmn32480> from the stats page:
[09:55:10] <cmn32480> Deucalion seems to be sad at the moment: 2.6% lines contained sad faces. :(
[09:55:10] <cmn32480> juggs is also a sad person, crying 2.4% of the time.
[09:55:18] <cmn32480> hilarious
[09:57:07] <mecctro> lol
[09:57:29] <cmn32480> you know he's the same person?
[09:58:34] <mecctro> didn't know that, that's even funnier
[09:58:44] <cmn32480> exactly
[09:59:00] <SoyGuest92683> coffee++
[09:59:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2824
[09:59:06] <cmn32480> amen
[09:59:10] <cmn32480> coffee++
[09:59:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2825
[09:59:18] * SoyGuest92683 is drinking hot chocolote on this cool sunday evening
[09:59:26] <mecctro> I need some coffee as well soon here
[09:59:31] <SoyGuest92683> s/o/a/4
[09:59:31] <sedctl> <SoyGuest92683> is drinking hot chocolate on this cool sunday evening
[09:59:38] SoyGuest45854 is now known as FatPhil
[09:59:49] <SoyGuest92683> hah. that 4 was a lucky guess :p
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[09:59:56] <cmn32480> cold sunday evening in the middle of winter?
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[10:00:05] <SoyGuest92683> its almost spring :D
[10:00:12] <FatPhil> evening? oz or nz?
[10:00:17] <SoyGuest92683> oz
[10:00:30] <FatPhil> evening, bruce
[10:00:54] <SoyGuest92683> evenin
[10:00:58] <cmn32480> morning FatPhil
[10:01:18] <SoyGuest92683> everyone in australia lives at 42 wallaby way sydney
[10:01:19] <FatPhil> yeah, woke up only 20 mins ago, so it's morning. don't TZ lookup me...
[10:01:32] <SoyGuest92683> ~location FatPhil
[10:01:34] <exec> *** location "fatphil" not found
[10:01:46] <SoyGuest92683> aww you're not in the spy database
[10:01:56] <FatPhil> what database is that?
[10:02:08] <SoyGuest92683> ~weather
[10:02:10] <mecctro> geomind probably
[10:02:10] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[10:02:16] <SoyGuest92683> hmm
[10:02:22] <SoyGuest92683> my client brainfarted
[10:02:29] <cmn32480> \~gday crutchy
[10:02:34] * FatPhil 's here http://www.openstreetmap.org
[10:02:36] <TriggerWord> ^ 03OpenStreetMap ( http://www.openstreetmap.org )
[10:02:44] * FatPhil loves trigger wrds
[10:02:49] <cmn32480> the location for weather is a text file for exec
[10:03:08] SoyGuest92683 is now known as crutchy
[10:03:13] <crutchy> ~weather
[10:03:15] <exec> 12Melbourne VIC - currently 13°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind N at 19 km/h, humidity 67% - Sunday partly cloudy (8°C:18°C), Monday mostly sunny (11°C:19°C), Tuesday scattered showers (12°C:17°C), Wednesday showers (9°C:18°C)
[10:03:24] <crutchy> ew periodic clouds
[10:03:39] <crutchy> hope they aren't grumpy as well
[10:05:12] <cmn32480> you can do a ~weather-add <location> for your nick
[10:06:16] <crutchy> lol
[10:06:23] <crutchy> i like tmb's suggestion
[10:06:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:06:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2826
[10:06:34] <cmn32480> coffee++
[10:06:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2827
[10:06:42] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:06:42] <crutchy> gotta crank up my vm
[10:06:44] * exec defiantly queefs a tinfoil hat of shrunken heads at TheMightyBuzzard
[10:06:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> what suggestion?
[10:06:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[10:06:59] * exec cromulently flings a bowl of CoC at cmn32480
[10:07:05] * TheMightyBuzzard wins
[10:07:05] <cmn32480> moving north where it is warm?
[10:07:09] <crutchy> the sed for Deucalion's ~weatehr
[10:07:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, hehe
[10:07:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:07:59] <MrPlow> Today: Foggy this morning, then partly cloudy this afternoon. High 93F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 92F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph.
[10:08:10] <crutchy> i'm so used to 3 screens now that i been bringing my usb graphics thingy to work
[10:08:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky. that's not usually what folks wanna bring.
[10:08:49] * crutchy is watching a video on right screen, chatting on left and just booted vm in the middle
[10:09:15] <mecctro> funny, I watch videos on the right as well
[10:09:33] <crutchy> if i can plant the idea into the head IT guy's head we might end up with company supplied usb graphics thingys :D
[10:09:52] <crutchy> he's an IT guy, but he's not super geeky
[10:09:57] <mecctro> usb graphics thingies?
[10:10:18] <crutchy> ~g pluggable displaylink adaptor
[10:10:20] <exec> [google] plugable.com/drivers/displaylink/
[10:10:28] <mecctro> I had a boss that said "teragig"
[10:10:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mostly have conky and any pidgin chats on the right
[10:10:29] <cmn32480> I have one at the office.
[10:10:34] <cmn32480> they are excellent
[10:10:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, i want some teragigs
[10:11:01] <mecctro> I literally spit my coffee all over my computer
[10:11:13] * crutchy only has gigamites
[10:11:16] <mecctro> when I heard it, especially him being "my boss"
[10:11:26] <crutchy> (being in australia they also eat people)
[10:11:43] * TheMightyBuzzard nods to crutchy
[10:11:45] <SirFinkus> poutine is ok, but overrated
[10:11:58] <cmn32480> gigamites is still better then vegemite
[10:12:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab sirecote
[10:12:00] <Bender> Added quote 769
[10:12:12] <cmn32480> FAIL
[10:12:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab SirFinkus
[10:12:13] <Bender> Added quote 770
[10:12:16] <crutchy> without poutine life would be much boringer
[10:12:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid autocomplete
[10:12:51] <crutchy> his home automation stuff seems pretty cool though
[10:13:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> whose, poutine's?
[10:13:24] <SirFinkus> I like the gravy though
[10:13:25] <crutchy> i need a command that i can call to mow my lawn for me
[10:13:58] <crutchy> lawnctl mow back
[10:13:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, funny you should mention that. me and the roomie been pondering a lawn mowing robot.
[10:14:09] <SirFinkus> pretty sure they exist
[10:14:11] <crutchy> as long as it has systemd
[10:14:27] <SirFinkus> add massive spinning blades to a roomba
[10:14:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's just... how do you slap computer parts on one and not have it vibrate them all to shit?
[10:14:31] <SirFinkus> what could possibly go wrong
[10:14:39] <cmn32480> make sure you avoid the dog crap
[10:14:40] <crutchy> i dunno whether a roomba mower could handle my lawn
[10:14:55] <SirFinkus> go electric
[10:15:09] <crutchy> i'd need a power station to power it
[10:15:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, too much battery for my lawn
[10:15:25] <SirFinkus> it wouldn't have to do it all at once
[10:15:27] <crutchy> my lawn is like the amazon rainforest after winter :|
[10:15:46] <cmn32480> you mean a breeding ground for Zika?
[10:15:50] <crutchy> probably
[10:15:54] <crutchy> and drop bears
[10:15:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, yes it would. otherwise it'd look like shit.
[10:16:21] <SirFinkus> only for a little while
[10:16:26] <SirFinkus> failing that, gasoline
[10:16:39] <cmn32480> http://www.husqvarna.com
[10:16:41] <crutchy> with auxilliary flamethrower
[10:16:41] <TriggerWord> ^ 03World's best-selling robotic lawn mower, automatic lawn mower, automower
[10:16:44] <crutchy> for the weeds
[10:16:52] <SirFinkus> speaking of fire, this is my latest obsession
[10:16:53] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[10:16:54] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Firefighters Evacuated From Large 2-Story House Fire - YouTube
[10:17:08] <SirFinkus> watching firefighters with gopros put out fires in mcmansions
[10:17:09] <crutchy> i'm obsessed with underground plumbing
[10:17:20] <crutchy> it also scares the shit out of me
[10:17:32] <crutchy> but i still find it strangely fascinating
[10:17:51] <SirFinkus> it's pretty boring...
[10:17:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> really it is
[10:18:05] <crutchy> its very technical
[10:18:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> take it from an ex plumber
[10:18:23] <SirFinkus> annoying
[10:18:26] <crutchy> and yeah house plumbing is pretty boring
[10:18:39] <crutchy> but i'm more fascinated by the larger stuff
[10:18:47] <SirFinkus> it gets old fast when you're looking for a mains leak at 11pm
[10:18:52] <crutchy> the pipes that houses feed into
[10:19:02] <crutchy> and streets feed into
[10:19:18] <crutchy> especially the really old stuff
[10:19:30] <SirFinkus> hah, you'd love my old job
[10:19:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> now the condenser coil for my boss's heat pump, that was neat. had water lines running way deep in his back yard to pull the 65F-ish cool from the ground all year round.
[10:19:53] <SirFinkus> you're right TheMightyBuzzard, that is neat as fuck
[10:20:17] <cmn32480> crutchy.. that is what my sister does
[10:20:23] <cmn32480> except she is on the other end of it
[10:20:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> were apparently like 4' deep though
[10:20:30] <SirFinkus> she's a water pipe?
[10:20:39] <cmn32480> she moves shit for a living
[10:20:50] <SirFinkus> well, so do I
[10:20:54] <SirFinkus> kind of part of digestion
[10:20:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i do it for free
[10:21:03] <cmn32480> she gets paid for it
[10:21:04] <crutchy> omg she is an underground pipe!
[10:21:07] <cmn32480> and does it in quantity
[10:21:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, she's a politician?
[10:21:28] <SirFinkus> german porn star?
[10:21:43] <crutchy> SirFinkus, i don't think she's cartman's mom
[10:21:51] <cmn32480> Civil engineer that designs waste water systems for a major metropolitan area
[10:21:56] <SirFinkus> anyway crutchy, it's all very mundane
[10:21:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, das racis. japanese chicks do that too, you know.
[10:22:04] <cmn32480> but she is a big fat bitch sometimes
[10:22:05] <crutchy> wtf?! a girl engineer!
[10:22:14] <crutchy> that's unpossibre!
[10:22:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, duh
[10:22:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g mercedes carrera
[10:22:25] <MrPlow> https://twitter.com - "102K tweets • 2087 photos/videos • 106K followers. \"So proud of this feature by @TranSensual @veritasperit starring @WickdTransWitch @aspenbrooksxxx ..."
[10:22:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g mercedes carrera engineer
[10:22:33] <MrPlow> http://techraptor.net - "Jan 28, 2015 ... TechRaptor talks with Mercedes Carrera on her experiences as a woman in engineering, adult films and gaming as well as her charity work."
[10:22:35] <SirFinkus> I remember watching a dice documentary on a Japanese coprophile who said japanese girl's poop tastes like fish
[10:23:02] <crutchy> nah i think its awesome that some girls are engineers
[10:23:26] <SirFinkus> crutchy's mother is very experienced at conducting trains
[10:23:27] <crutchy> most of them just seem to not really be interested in it
[10:23:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, it is. specially when they also do pr0n and hate sjws.
[10:24:05] <cmn32480> yeah... my sister went to school for 5 years, got a bachelors and a masters...
[10:24:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/hate/shitpost to/
[10:24:11] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, it is. specially when they also do pr0n and shitpost to sjws.
[10:24:19] <cmn32480> I went to school for 5.5 years adn got a bachelors... but had a much better time
[10:24:36] <crutchy> i spent 5 years at uni. it totally sucked balls
[10:25:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i went to school and dropped out cause they was too slow.
[10:25:06] <SirFinkus> thought you liked the pipe better
[10:25:07] <crutchy> hardest most lonely time in my life
[10:25:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, he lurves teh pipe
[10:25:27] <crutchy> but numbercrunching is fun
[10:26:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> we needa new poll
[10:26:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, new poll idea:
[10:27:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> What should this poll be about?
[10:27:14] <SirFinkus> meta
[10:27:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> * Politics
[10:27:21] <SirFinkus> presents a paradox
[10:27:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> * Systemd
[10:27:41] <cmn32480> I already have a paradox... on'y need one more to complete my collection
[10:27:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> * Crutchy's mom
[10:27:51] <crutchy> in D minor?
[10:28:31] <SirFinkus> that would be illegal
[10:28:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> * I'm offended by polls, you insensitive clod
[10:28:39] <SirFinkus> *pee in my butt
[10:29:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> or, you know, stuff like that
[10:29:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube stacy's mom
[10:29:22] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[10:29:56] <cmn32480> she does got it going on
[10:30:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[10:30:29] <SirFinkus> I've developed a strange attraction to the girl that's on the older redlettermedia reviews
[10:30:39] <crutchy> cmn32480, does your sis get to do calcs n stuff or did she get stuck in project management?
[10:30:54] <cmn32480> she does the actual math
[10:31:00] <crutchy> oh noice!
[10:31:01] <cmn32480> flow calculations, etc. afaik
[10:31:16] <cmn32480> but she also gets to go out ot the construction sites
[10:31:20] <SirFinkus> I think she's full of shit
[10:31:52] <crutchy> we have autopipe at work but i haven't used it yet. i design the odd pipe support and manually calc the thrust loads n stuff
[10:31:54] <crutchy> good fun
[10:31:56] <SirFinkus> she must be mike's gf or wife or something
[10:32:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, does she whistle at chicks walking by too or leave that to the construction workers?
[10:32:39] <cmn32480> she chews the ass of the construction workers that do it to her
[10:32:40] <crutchy> tmb, a lot of engineers are pen pushing office dwellers
[10:32:48] <cmn32480> and not in a dirty way
[10:33:09] <crutchy> we're probably just better at making our cubes look awesome :)
[10:33:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> she should holler and whistle at them instead
[10:33:24] * crutchy has 5 screens and 2 pootas in his cube atm
[10:34:11] <crutchy> ones just a winxp box that has old software that we remote into
[10:34:14] <crutchy> damn dongles
[10:34:48] * cmn32480 thinks he has only 3 boxes in his office atm
[10:34:53] <cmn32480> at least hooked up
[10:34:59] <cmn32480> there are a couple new ones in boxes still
[10:35:05] <crutchy> i moved one big one into the office server rack
[10:35:14] <crutchy> which was good cos it was noisy af
[10:35:28] <cmn32480> 4 boxes..
[10:35:29] <crutchy> its the hypervisor
[10:35:46] <crutchy> ooh a 4 boxen cubicle o.O
[10:35:51] <cmn32480> the one is a laptop for a guy that has been in porcess of getting put together for about 3 months since I been on the road so damn much
[10:36:06] <cmn32480> a pfSense test box
[10:36:11] <cmn32480> exec
[10:36:14] <cmn32480> and my lpatop
[10:36:43] <crutchy> i mostly just use my main workstation when i'm not checking comps or doing hand calcs
[10:36:58] <crutchy> but i have a development lappy next to me as well
[10:37:43] * cmn32480 really needs to get the pfSense box working
[10:37:57] <crutchy> i been modelling an iron ore chute for the past few days in one of our FEA packages. its awesome fun
[10:38:10] <crutchy> one of those weekds where i actually look forward to going to work
[10:38:49] <cmn32480> brb
[10:38:55] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders crutchy wearing nothing but an iron ore chute and shudders
[10:40:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - North Atlantic 'Weather Bomb' Tremor Measured in Japan - http://sylnt.us - weather-watchers
[10:40:58] <crutchy> this chute is underneath one of these puppies: https://www.youtube.com
[10:40:59] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Car Dumper - YouTube
[10:41:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> "Net Upgrade Size: -20.18 MiB" Suck it, Windows.
[10:41:38] <crutchy> picks up two train cars and flips the whole lot (track included) over
[10:41:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> woah
[10:43:07] <crutchy> the arm in the top right and bottom left panels drags the entire train
[10:43:14] <crutchy> dunno how many cars. heaps
[10:44:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://techraptor.net
[10:44:09] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[10:44:34] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[10:45:09] <crutchy> fuck me! i thought 2 cars was impressive. damn russkies always gotta be better :p
[10:45:10] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[10:45:11] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Четверной вагоноопрокидыватель компании Инфраструктура - YouTube
[10:45:41] <crutchy> looks like coal, which probably not as heavy as iron ore, but still
[10:46:11] <crutchy> well, not probably. its not :p
[10:49:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:49:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:49:43] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 125
[10:57:14] <cmn32480> damn... I'm still crapping on Mexican time...
[10:59:58] <crutchy> engineer gore: https://www.youtube.com
[10:59:58] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Демонтаж трубы 2 - YouTube
[11:01:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, don't mexico have mostly the same time zones?
[11:01:23] <cmn32480> yes
[11:01:32] <cmn32480> but I was off by one from normal
[11:01:53] <cmn32480> and apparently until I get rid all the tacos in my colon.. I will continue to crap on Central time
[11:03:00] <mecctro> lmao
[11:04:07] <crutchy> lol https://www.youtube.com
[11:04:07] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Падающие башни - YouTube
[11:04:14] <crutchy> i dunno what to call this
[11:04:42] <crutchy> some greeny thing i guess
[11:04:48] <crutchy> but still funny
[11:11:59] <cmn32480> all right.. time to start my day.
[11:12:17] * cmn32480 neds to get dressed adn go pick up the monsters
[11:16:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, time for some sunday vidya here as well
[11:58:18] <crutchy> ~link poop
[11:58:20] <exec> └─ "poop" not found
[11:58:24] <crutchy> ~shit
[11:58:26] <exec> 05💩
[11:58:31] <mecctro> lol
[12:30:24] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[12:30:27] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:30:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2828
[12:30:30] <Bytram> !uid
[12:30:30] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6335, owned by tyler
[12:30:43] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:30:43] <crutchy> ~g'day Bytram sir o/
[12:30:45] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 70°F, mostly cloudy, wind SE at 5 mph, humidity 84% - Sunday partly cloudy (68°F:78°F), Monday partly cloudy (64°F:89°F), Tuesday sunny (65°F:76°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (67°F:86°F)
[12:30:46] * exec unjustifiably queefs a blagoblag of logical fallacies at Bytram
[12:30:47] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:30:48] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 67°F, partly cloudy, wind N at 1 mph, humidity 82% - Sunday partly cloudy (65°F:76°F), Monday partly cloudy (58°F:84°F), Tuesday sunny (60°F:76°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (61°F:82°F)
[12:30:50] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[12:30:52] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 54°F, mostly cloudy, wind SE at 2 mph, humidity 94% - Sunday cloudy (61°F:70°F), Monday scattered thunderstorms (50°F:70°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (57°F:77°F), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (53°F:74°F)
[12:30:58] <Bytram> ~gday crutchy
[12:31:00] * exec insatiably cracks open a shaken bottle of time for crutchy
[12:31:13] <crutchy> hmm. think i won that one
[12:31:16] <Bytram> if I could put time in a bottle...
[12:31:25] <Bytram> JimCroce++
[12:31:25] <Bender> karma - jimcroce: 1
[12:31:51] <crutchy> dunno what exactly is a queefed blagoblag of logical fallacies, but it doesn't sound appealing much
[12:41:54] <Bytram> afk biab
[12:42:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kentucky Fried Chicken Recipe Seemingly Revealed, but Differs from KFC's - http://sylnt.us - store-with-Mrs.-Field's-cookie-recipe
[12:59:04] <pinchy> omg kfc, best artikle ever
[12:59:25] <crutchy> yeah i always like gorging on kfc tenders
[13:00:08] <crutchy> or the original boneless fillets
[13:00:09] <pinchy> good ol yum brands. they had a job opening for POS developer. wanted 5+years c++14 experience
[13:00:33] <pinchy> whatever happened to the mcrib
[13:00:37] <pinchy> that was yummy
[13:00:44] <crutchy> dunno
[13:00:55] <crutchy> i only get angus burgers from mcds nowadays
[13:00:57] <pinchy> thought i read somewhere it was mikke dees was gonna server breakfast all day
[13:01:17] <crutchy> yeah i think they do here
[13:01:20] <pinchy> yea last time I had a burger from there was that fat agnus burger
[13:01:29] <crutchy> soo goood
[13:01:34] <pinchy> almost as good as a burker king burger
[13:02:25] <crutchy> https://mcdonalds.com.au
[13:02:26] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Classic Angus | McDonald's Australia
[13:02:32] <crutchy> :-O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[13:02:36] <pinchy> i had a wendies frostie the other day. prolly first one in over a decade. tasted just like i remember
[13:03:25] <pinchy> that yellow stuff that looks like cheese but isnt ruins the taste of big macs
[13:03:47] <crutchy> never much liked big macs
[13:04:00] <crutchy> would be interesting to visit the US for its burgers
[13:04:08] <crutchy> apparently they make em bigger
[13:04:15] <pinchy> if they just sold the bun, meat and left all the toppings in seperate container would do the trick
[13:04:46] <crutchy> nah screw that. i just wanna open the bag and stuff it in mah face
[13:05:03] <crutchy> none of this "some assembly required" shit :p
[13:05:17] <pinchy> chicken mcgnuggers were pretty good. I dont think ive had those in 16 yrs
[13:05:31] <crutchy> but nowadays you can make yer own buger anyway
[13:05:33] <pinchy> it was the sweet and souer sauce what made it good
[13:05:54] <crutchy> i dont cuz im lazy and i cant figure out those big touch screen menu thingers
[13:06:25] <pinchy> they have self order now? i guess they lazy and just turn the point of sale around to the customer instead hahha
[13:06:46] <pinchy> "here tubby mash the buttons urself"
[13:06:49] <crutchy> its for the design your own burger thing
[13:07:15] <crutchy> you can pick all your own ingredients. a bit like subway kinda
[13:07:45] <crutchy> i should probably try it one day. order some abomonation :p
[13:07:56] <pinchy> whats some weird stuff they list on there?
[13:08:13] <pinchy> i mean how weird could u make it. just lettuce tommatoes ketched etc etc
[13:08:28] <crutchy> dunno. i'd probably just go a nice bun with a couple of angus patties, a shitton of bacon and cheese
[13:08:44] <crutchy> mmmmmm bacon
[13:08:47] <crutchy> bacon++
[13:08:47] <Bender> karma - bacon: 319
[13:08:51] <pinchy> ahh yea i guess they nickel and dime u for everything u add?
[13:08:59] <crutchy> of course :p
[13:09:00] <pinchy> i remmeber the bacon used to be like a dollar extra
[13:09:26] <crutchy> even pizza joints slug you a couple of bucks extrra per topping
[13:09:52] <crutchy> https://mcdonalds.com.au
[13:09:54] <TriggerWord> ^ 03CYT Your Ingredients | McDonald's Australia
[13:10:59] <crutchy> hmm. not really much to choose from, but they got the angus patties and bacon and cheese
[13:11:09] <crutchy> thats the main thing :)
[13:12:38] <pinchy> aha! grilled pinepple
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[13:45:31] <FatPhil> pork neck++
[13:45:56] <FatPhil> that's what I'm cooking right now, and obviously I had to take a quick sample
[14:13:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Raid to Find Blogger who Criticized Sheriff was Unconstitutional, Court Rules - http://sylnt.us - wheels-of-justice
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[15:36:44] <pinchy> gonna have to try out one of these burkinis
[15:36:57] <pinchy> cheap alternative to a wet suit
[15:37:19] <pinchy> help keep the jelly fish at bay
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[15:44:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Alternatives to Win32...Win32 of course! ReactOS still making progress.... - http://sylnt.us - no-more-whining
[15:47:04] Bytram is now known as Bytram|awat
[15:47:17] <Bytram|awat> time to get to work -- have a great day/night everyone!
[15:47:29] <Bytram|awat> ~gnight #SoylentNews
[15:47:31] * exec literally pairs a lifetime supply of mana with #SoylentNews
[15:47:36] <Bytram|awat> =)
[16:32:25] <Runaway1956> Sometimes, Linux really is daunting
[16:32:37] <Runaway1956> I've had vbox forever
[16:32:49] <Runaway1956> wanted to do something vbox wouldn't do, so I grabbed vmware
[16:32:58] <Runaway1956> vmware fucked up vbox
[16:33:08] <Runaway1956> then, vmware didn't want to run
[16:33:27] <Runaway1956> Over the course of several days, I screwed things up worse and worse
[16:33:40] <Runaway1956> today, I've FINALLY got vbox working correctly,
[16:33:45] <Runaway1956> but vmware won't work
[16:34:00] <muxer> sounds like what happens to me all the time, just installed fedora on vbox
[16:34:12] <Runaway1956> and with all my searches for solutions, I run across posts that predate systemd
[16:34:43] <Runaway1956> fokking systemd was created for the sole purpose of making it harder to understand what the hell you are doing
[16:35:22] <Runaway1956> anyway - vbox is working, I'm just trashing vmware
[16:37:56] <Runaway1956> Oh yeah - this all started because Android doesn't want to run in a vbox
[16:38:18] <Runaway1956> but android has pissed me off as well, I don't even want it anymore
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[16:49:49] <Deucalion> ~weather juggs
[16:49:50] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 69°F / 21°C, cloudy, wind SW at 15 mph, humidity 73% - Sunday partly cloudy (58°F:68°F / 14°C:20°C), Monday partly cloudy (53°F:74°F / 12°C:23°C), Tuesday sunny (55°F:78°F / 13°C:26°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (56°F:78°F / 13°C:26°C)
[16:50:58] <Runaway1956> LMAO - stepson came in the living room, and saw my left screen
[16:51:14] <Runaway1956> asked if I were finally installing Windows like the rest of the world
[16:51:28] <Runaway1956> I showed him that I'm running Linux, and Windows inside of Linux
[16:51:49] <Runaway1956> he couldn't believe what he saw, so I fired up an instance of OS2 for him
[16:52:14] <Runaway1956> offered to install windows 3.11 for him so that he could play those ancient games he liked when he was a kid
[16:52:26] <Runaway1956> he passed on that
[16:53:11] <Runaway1956> ~weather
[16:53:13] <exec> 10Dallas, TX, USA - currently 87°F / 31°C, partly cloudy, wind E at 3 mph, humidity 55% - Sunday partly cloudy (75°F:90°F / 24°C:32°C), Monday partly cloudy (75°F:92°F / 24°C:33°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (76°F:93°F / 24°C:34°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (75°F:93°F / 24°C:34°C)
[16:53:46] <Runaway1956> that almost looks nice - I might wander outside today before the sun goes down
[17:01:23] <chromas> Does reactOS have Windows on Windows?
[17:03:39] <Runaway1956> Not sure - I wouldn't think so, that was uniquely windows64 wasn't it?
[17:07:58] <chromas> Well I can't install ReactOS if I can't get my WoW64 sandwich action
[17:08:26] * chromas installs a BSD
[17:46:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Coating That Blocks 90 Per Cent of the Heat From Sunlight Could be Used to Develop Smart Windows - http://sylnt.us - can-they-stop-me-from-seeing-the-neighbor-in-his-speedo?
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[19:36:29] <chromas> from the lame dept
[19:57:27] <cmn32480> let me be sure I have this right
[19:57:47] <cmn32480> there are 1837242 FAH users
[19:57:58] <cmn32480> 1% of that would be 18372
[19:58:51] <chromas> Are we the 1%?
[19:58:54] <cmn32480> so anybody with a rank less tehn 18372 would eb in the top 1% worldwide
[19:58:59] * chromas prepares to protest
[19:59:46] <cmn32480> am I correct?
[20:00:49] <mecctro> If the statistics are right
[20:00:57] <mecctro> I don't think they are entirely
[20:01:21] <cmn32480> so the ass hat in this comment https://soylentnews.org is really just an asshat
[20:01:22] <mecctro> technically, that's right, but there are a lot of people who haven't contributed anything, or very little
[20:01:22] <TriggerWord> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:0)
[20:01:56] <mecctro> I mean on fah as a whole
[20:02:11] * chromas backs into the shadowy corner
[20:02:12] <mecctro> (many dupe / forgotten / a few WUs completed)
[20:02:19] <mecctro> lol
[20:02:24] * chromas also stole the last slice of cake
[20:02:28] <cmn32480> but my math is correct?
[20:02:42] <cmn32480> ~blame
[20:02:43] * exec points at Bytram
[20:02:48] <cmn32480> not your fault chromas
[20:02:53] <mecctro> It's close enough
[20:03:04] <chromas> Yep. You moved that decimal point with precision
[20:03:12] <cmn32480> WOO HOO!
[20:03:18] <mecctro> mhm
[20:03:42] <mecctro> I should build that into the rank, it'd be quick
[20:03:48] <mecctro> (top x%)
[20:04:13] <mecctro> when I get the API done, you should also be able to check (some) team stats
[20:04:31] <cmn32480> spiffy
[20:04:53] <mecctro> alternatively, you would also be able to use the stats through HTTP
[20:05:48] <mecctro> for example : http://thebot.bot:botport
[20:05:49] <TriggerWord> ^ 03ERROR: The requested URL could not be retrieved
[20:05:54] <mecctro> or similar
[20:06:09] <mecctro> would return json
[20:07:46] <chromas> json-over-irc
[20:08:12] <mecctro> I could, if you want
[20:08:25] <mecctro> through PMs, or DCC
[20:08:40] <mecctro> for other bots to grip, or whathaveyou
[20:09:13] <mecctro> or just straight through websockets, or w.e. proto
[20:09:22] <mecctro> well, reasonable proto
[20:11:15] <mecctro> rss would probably be neat, if you were using the stats to control your fah clients, or do other nifty but specific things
[20:11:29] * mecctro shrugs
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[20:54:06] <mecctro> anyone else listen to classical?
[20:59:42] <pinchy> death metal only or gtfo
[21:00:56] <mecctro> that's pretty specific lol
[21:01:14] <pinchy> what classical stuff u listen to?
[21:01:57] <mecctro> I listen to all sorts of genres, with classical it just depends on my mood. Right now listening to Liszt
[21:03:18] <mecctro> Debussy is nice for when I'm fairly melancholic, and or breezily doing something.
[21:03:34] <mecctro> What do you prefer for death metal?
[21:11:35] <pinchy> the early stuff from 1988-1992 death malevolent creation monstrosity etc
[21:12:09] <pinchy> i listened to a bunch of ginastera stuff last weekend. that mofo is whacked
[21:12:44] <pinchy> debussy? is that the 4 seasons dude?
[21:13:20] <mecctro> That's Vivaldi, also good, but different.
[21:14:16] <mecctro> Debussy worked more with piano than orchestral.
[21:14:40] <pinchy> ahh yea the star hustler theme song
[21:15:26] <mecctro> no idea what that is lol
[21:15:35] <pinchy> there was a compisition for 12 pianos or something I found a long time ago but cant seem to find it again
[21:15:46] <pinchy> was the most badass piano performance i had ever heard
[21:15:56] <pinchy> its was like row row ur boat on crack x1000
[21:16:19] <mecctro> I've seen / heard some of those, and while technically impressive, a lot of them aren't very musically appealing to me.
[21:16:50] <pinchy> star hustler was some public tv show for amatuer star gazers
[21:17:21] <mecctro> It reminds me of people who shred really well, it's just not as appealing sometimes.
[21:17:31] <pinchy> https://youtu.be
[21:17:32] <mecctro> depends on the composition / player
[21:17:32] <TriggerWord> ^ 03PBS "Star Hustler" with Jack Horkheimer - 1991 - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[21:17:44] <mecctro> yup
[21:17:55] <mecctro> gotta love that synth usage
[21:18:05] <pinchy> i tried doing the commander data thing for a while
[21:18:11] <pinchy> listen to multiple songs at the same time
[21:18:20] <pinchy> it gets tiring after a while
[21:18:20] <mecctro> some monophonic poly synth, and some "birdish" long-desc attack synth
[21:18:46] <pinchy> i also tried listening to a metronome instead when out riding my bike
[21:19:09] <pinchy> get tired of music sometimes and just want to hear a hammer non stop for 2 hrs
[21:19:20] <mecctro> Don't think I'd be big on listening to a bunch of music at the same time, but the metronome makes sense.
[21:19:45] <mecctro> I've done similar with long bicycle riding.
[21:19:57] <mecctro> though, not a mechanical metronome
[21:19:58] <pinchy> i just get tired of the sound of the bike, just the noise it makes
[21:20:44] <mecctro> The only thing I don't like about that, is that it blocks your hearing in important situations sometimes (someone yelling at you, traffic / etc)
[21:21:25] <mecctro> partial muting is good though
[21:21:34] <mecctro> too damn loud out there these days.
[21:21:40] <pinchy> i stay off the road and side walks. find empty parking lots but cops kick u out pretty fast depending onthe place
[21:21:47] <pinchy> and time
[21:22:13] <pinchy> ol debussy what about that russian dude
[21:22:16] <pinchy> stravinsky
[21:22:40] <pinchy> theres a lot of more 'recent' composers that are way more technical than old ass bach and the like
[21:23:12] <mecctro> There are certainly some great russian composers too. I agree about some of the new composers
[21:23:20] <mecctro> I can't think of the name, but there
[21:23:33] <mecctro> is a chinese fellow, quite a good composer
[21:23:38] <mecctro> almost all piano
[21:24:32] <pinchy> fuck a piano, gimme a harspicord
[21:24:49] <mecctro> Why not at dulcimer at that point?
[21:24:51] <mecctro> lol
[21:25:07] <pinchy> paino forte, all that loud and quiet shit
[21:25:11] <mecctro> or one of the MANY interesting lap / table string intruments
[21:25:35] <pinchy> push button pluck string, none of this push button hammer a string
[21:25:44] <mecctro> There are also some pretty interesting russian air intruments
[21:26:51] <pinchy> classical is ok but opera singing kills it
[21:26:59] <mecctro> Look at zithers for example, 2 hands, you can hammer with fingers, bow pitch, position fingers for resonance / timbre
[21:27:10] <pinchy> as soon as some ol bloke or woman gets up there wailing its over with for me
[21:27:19] <mecctro> opera / metal is ok combined, just depends
[21:27:26] <pinchy> might as well buy some coon dogs and let me bark for entertainement
[21:27:31] <mecctro> lol
[21:27:51] <mecctro> like viking metal, some of that is ok
[21:28:50] <mecctro> or the more opera specific stuff
[21:28:57] <pinchy> u ever use VLC? recent versions have a free what u call it internet radio channel list
[21:29:07] <pinchy> got everything u can think of categorized
[21:29:09] <mecctro> I do, and I hadn't seen that yet
[21:29:25] <mecctro> I usually use shoutcast or similar services based on that architecture
[21:29:50] <mecctro> where is that at in VLC?
[21:30:11] <mecctro> nvm, I see it in the playlist section
[21:30:27] <pinchy> view playlist ctrl-l on windows
[21:30:37] <pinchy> then it has a tree view, with internet on it
[21:30:44] <pinchy> podcasts icecast etc etc
[21:31:12] <pinchy> looks like icecast is the one i use
[21:31:17] <mecctro> indeed, very nifty. Thanks for the heads up, didn't realize they added that (which would make my life a bit easier)
[21:31:28] <mecctro> I'd probably use icecast as well
[21:31:46] <mecctro> bypass all the shoutcast mess
[21:36:25] <mecctro> seems to work well, nifty
[21:42:47] <pinchy> u ever go so the local orchestra in ur home town?
[21:43:30] <pinchy> https://www.youtube.com
[21:43:30] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Strippersaurus ft. Cassidy Klein - YouTube
[21:43:44] <mecctro> I used to play for the local philharmonic years ago, but they're not so good here.
[21:43:51] <mecctro> imho
[21:44:01] <mecctro> Then again, neither was/am I
[21:46:04] <pinchy> i wanted to go see the one here in dallas tx. they wanted 100$ for tickets. that just gets a big ol nope from me
[21:46:33] <mecctro> yea, it's not worth it
[21:46:55] <mecctro> there are far better things to spend 100 bucks on
[21:47:04] <pinchy> if it was 20$ a pop i would go every weekend
[21:47:17] <pinchy> they would get way more money in the long run
[21:47:49] <mecctro> that's pretty much how I see it, maybe not every weekend, but they aren't getting anything from me now
[21:48:10] <mecctro> they have to keep up appearances lol, as if classical is for rich people only.
[21:48:59] <pinchy> just have to entertain urself these days
[21:49:14] <mecctro> sounds kinky
[21:50:05] <pinchy> buy u some ol shitty casio keyboard for 100$ and a epiphone guitar from walmart keep u entertained for years
[21:50:46] <mecctro> indeed
[21:51:06] <mecctro> I wish I could get my hands on an old rhodes epi
[21:51:15] <mecctro> electronic piano*
[21:51:35] <pinchy> whats that yamaha one man band keybaord
[21:52:15] <mecctro> I have no idea
[21:52:44] <mecctro> a wurlitzer would also be nice.
[21:55:22] <pinchy> this thing https://www.youtube.com
[21:55:22] <TriggerWord> ^ 03Finale from The Empire Strikes Back on Yamaha Electone EL-90 - YouTube
[21:57:40] <pinchy> just buy that electone and dont need a stinking orchestra
[21:58:18] <mecctro> oh yea, these types have become all the rage. I'm not a terribly huge fan of them for composition, but if you're using it for prototyping a composition, or just to play for fun... they're great.
[21:59:06] <mecctro> nifty nonetheless
[22:03:26] <mecctro> ate some fresh cardamon earlier, it's giving me horrible burps.
[22:03:30] * mecctro belches
[22:10:38] <pinchy> im seeing these pix of 1970s iran in the news again now with the burkini fiasco stuff in france
[22:11:18] <pinchy> what they dont tell u is the history of how that 'westernization' in iran came about. like it was what everyone wanted
[22:11:29] <mecctro> indeed
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[22:11:45] <pinchy> all the pix are of young ppl, the old ones look all grumpy
[22:11:49] <mecctro> wb crutchless
[22:12:02] <mecctro> I bet pinchy
[22:12:17] <pinchy> said they had laws in place to tear off burkas of people. and there was some big fight at a mosque over it
[22:12:42] <mecctro> hadn't heard anything about it, but I'm not surprised.
[22:13:33] <pinchy> sounds like the majority didnt like and finally reverted to the old ways in the late 70s or 1980 or whenever the ayatolla dude stepped in
[22:27:16] <crutchy> ~rps s
[22:27:17] <exec> rank for crutchy: 1 - http://ix.io
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[22:53:33] <chromas> Oh sure, as soon as it becomes Chinese it's suddenly 'breached'