#Soylent | Logs for 2016-08-18

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[00:01:30] <paulej72> Kcauq the bumblebarian
[00:04:21] <SirFinkus> who wants to see my grandmother's doll collection?
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[00:04:34] <SirFinkus> http://imgur.com
[00:04:40] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[00:04:45] <Cmn32480_phone> #submit http://gizmo.do
[00:04:46] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[00:04:53] <Cmn32480_phone> fuck you plow
[00:05:05] <Cmn32480_phone> ~submit http://gizmo.do
[00:05:24] <SirFinkus> most of them are terrifying and/or racist
[00:05:41] <Cmn32480_phone> sirfinkus. I require your assistance again
[00:06:03] <SirFinkus> #submit http://gizmo.do
[00:06:03] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[00:06:43] <Cmn32480_phone> Try with exec, please
[00:06:54] <SirFinkus> ~submit http://gizmo.do
[00:07:08] <Cmn32480_phone> danke
[00:07:30] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[00:07:47] <Cmn32480_phone> !woop
[00:08:12] <Cmn32480_phone> Bender requires nickserv too.... sigh... Time to reg this nick
[00:09:03] <Cmn32480_phone> okie. later
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[00:11:11] <paulej72> SirFinkus: we're those dolls used as props in a horror movie or two
[00:11:28] <SirFinkus> the one with the red eyes
[00:12:42] <SirFinkus> I like the ones with fiveheads
[00:27:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Prenatal Acetaminophen Use Linked to Hyperactivity - http://sylnt.us - that-explains-a-lot
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[00:46:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, that doll looks like a downie
[00:46:59] <Ethanol-fueled> SHe's got a nice set of gollywogs, though
[00:47:03] <Ethanol-fueled> she must be an extremist
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[01:58:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DARPA Seeking to Build Miniature VLF/ULF Transmitters - http://sylnt.us
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[02:58:20] <mecctro> mmm, sweet media files
[02:58:37] <SirFinkus> porn?
[02:59:16] <mecctro> just something I'm writing
[02:59:35] <mecctro> scraper
[02:59:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> porn?
[03:00:01] <mecctro> "Miss, did you order this pizza with... extra sausage"
[03:00:21] * mecctro brownchickenbrowncow
[03:00:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube 70s porn music
[03:00:24] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[03:01:32] <mecctro> not the best programming music lol
[03:01:40] <mecctro> funny nonetheless
[03:07:53] <takyon> yaaawn
[03:08:37] * Bytram yawns
[03:08:37] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Bytram's gaping mouth
[03:08:42] <Bytram> yum!
[03:08:50] <Bytram> !uid
[03:08:53] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6321, owned by hunterdl10
[03:09:16] <Bytram> that's funny... I see the new nick is: **********
[03:09:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm?
[03:09:47] * Bytram waits
[03:10:03] <takyon> paste your passwords
[03:10:08] <Bytram> bingo!
[03:10:12] <takyon> mine is ******
[03:10:28] <Bytram> Hey! that's mine, too!
[03:10:45] <takyon> SirFinkus that is one creepy album
[03:10:53] <Bytram> sorry, /me is too tired to play along correctly.
[03:11:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=3868
[03:11:47] <exec> soylentnews.org/api.pl?m=user&op=get_nick&uid=3868
[03:11:48] <exec> 02{"nick":"a-zA-Z0-9$_.+!*'(),-"}
[03:12:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas funny, that is
[03:12:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=3868 /nick
[03:12:17] <exec> soylentnews.org/api.pl?m=user&op=get_nick&uid=3868
[03:12:17] <exec> 02a-zA-Z0-9$_.+!*'(),-
[03:13:34] <takyon> TMB i see you noticed the NPR comments closing
[03:13:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, did i dupe or something?
[03:14:07] <takyon> naw, I posted a lot of comments there
[03:14:30] <takyon> i was the 0.0006%
[03:14:45] <Bytram> soylentnews.org/api.pl?m=user&op=get_nick&uid=955
[03:15:27] <Bytram> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=5139
[03:15:29] <exec> soylentnews.org/api.pl?m=user&op=get_nick&uid=5139
[03:15:29] <exec> 02{"nick":"_1156277"}
[03:15:35] <Bytram> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=5139 /nick
[03:15:37] <exec> soylentnews.org/api.pl?m=user&op=get_nick&uid=5139
[03:15:38] <exec> 02_1156277
[03:15:47] <Bytram> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=955 /nick
[03:15:50] <exec> soylentnews.org/api.pl?m=user&op=get_nick&uid=955
[03:15:51] <exec> 02_0111000001100100
[03:16:16] <Bytram> all the other nicks, so far, have at least one letter in them
[03:16:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, it's always nice when someone takes shit away from you and tells you it's to help you
[03:16:33] <takyon> yeah, that thought crossed my mind
[03:16:43] <takyon> but here's the story they don't tell you in the blog post
[03:17:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's straight up a narrative control thing. they long for the days when they got to tell you what to think and you couldn't respond.
[03:17:14] <takyon> they had an elaborate censorship system hooked into their Disqus configuration
[03:17:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> not surprising
[03:17:41] <takyon> any comment that got flagged couldn't be replied to. Not sure if that is a Disqus thing or how they configured it
[03:18:05] <takyon> using certain keywords would also get your comment automatically flagged instantly
[03:18:13] <takyon> including words like "sex"
[03:18:23] <takyon> makes it hard to talk about IUDs dunnit
[03:18:32] <takyon> so what happens with all the flagged comments?
[03:18:57] <takyon> apparently they got checked by people in India. that's based on something I read on one of the older ombudsman blogs
[03:19:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> bastion of liberal thought that it is, you had to expect a burning hatred of unapproved speech.
[03:19:28] <Bytram> there are a number of cities and towns in Middlesex county in Massachusetts... BANNED!
[03:19:30] <takyon> comments would get routinely deleted for no apparent reason
[03:20:17] * TheMightyBuzzard goes and attributes all of Bytram's comments to ethanol fueled
[03:20:27] <takyon> so when I read the blog post about the reasons they were shutting down the commenting system, I actually believed the reasoning
[03:20:40] <takyon> because they mentioned that they were 2x overbudget on the commenting system
[03:20:41] * Bytram chuckles
[03:20:56] <Bytram> takyon: TheMightyBuzzard: what are you guys talking about? I seem to have missed seomthing here.
[03:21:08] <takyon> which ain't due to the middling amounts Disqus charges. No, it's those human mechanical turks that have to check the zillions of flagged comments
[03:21:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[03:21:37] <takyon> bytram: National Public Radio (NPR) is doing away with comment sections. And deleting all old comments. They had a Disqus based system.
[03:21:38] * Bytram lost almost all his har a long time ago
[03:21:51] <Bytram> takyon: aha... now I get it. thanks!
[03:22:04] <Bytram> is there a copy on the internet wayback machine?
[03:22:20] <takyon> I assume not due to the dynamic nature, but I could check
[03:22:38] <takyon> they mentioned an option to allow you to download your comments, but they seem to have given everyone like 1 week's notice
[03:22:39] <Bytram> IIRC, I think SN is archived there.
[03:22:55] <Bytram> self DDoS? wicked smart.
[03:23:13] <takyon> nah they are insulated
[03:23:15] <takyon> it's Disqus
[03:23:25] <Bytram> oh, right.
[03:23:32] <takyon> that's why all the comments are disappearing after they stop paying Disqus
[03:23:46] <Bytram> that's Disqusting!
[03:23:52] <takyon> you tell it
[03:24:05] <takyon> let's see if somebody made that NPRrefugees subreddit
[03:24:11] <Bytram> to my recollections, I never used Disqus.
[03:24:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> they could, i dunno, stop paying mods and just pay the flat vanilla disqus bill.
[03:24:39] <Bytram> hey, wait! Isn't Disqus an olympic sport?
[03:24:43] <Bytram> ;)
[03:24:43] <takyon> no censorship is not an option
[03:25:17] <takyon> and there was some pretty nasty stuff in the comments. From conservatives and liberals alike
[03:25:31] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[03:25:32] <takyon> probably not as bad as some of our worst due to the keyword filtering
[03:25:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> pussies
[03:26:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> liberal fucktards or not, at least we got tough liberal fucktards
[03:28:03] * TheMightyBuzzard heads for his pillow
[03:28:57] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:28:58] * exec brazenly heaps some stock footage of agreement on TheMightyBuzzard
[03:30:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - We're Going to Bring an Asteroid Fragment Into Lunar Orbit - http://sylnt.us - a-moon-for-the-moon
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[03:32:41] <Bytram|away> time for me to hit the hay, too.
[03:32:48] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
[03:32:50] * exec explicitly penetrates a pair of 03fart gas with #Soylent
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[05:01:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ULA Interns Build, Launch Two Rockets - http://sylnt.us - to-infinity-and-beyond
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[07:02:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Flyer Education: You Can Now Take a 3-Year Course on Flying Drones - http://sylnt.us - why-aren't-you-playing-in-class?
[08:34:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Set to Hand Off Control of the Internet - http://sylnt.us - control-by-committee
[09:32:14] <chromas> the short urls are extra short
[10:16:45] <crutchy> they are
[10:19:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> size doesn't matter
[10:21:11] <boru> Link Sizes Matter!
[10:21:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ # okay, sometimes size matters
[10:21:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2800
[10:24:20] <crutchy> i'm about to delete a bunch of ajax code in favor of websockets in my work app...
[10:24:25] * crutchy takes a deep breath
[10:24:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> do eet!
[10:24:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, standard or metric sockets?
[10:25:14] <crutchy> african sockets
[10:25:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> racist, black sockets matter
[10:25:55] <crutchy> they all end up sticky and white anyway
[10:26:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, from carrying coconuts by the husk?
[10:26:49] <crutchy> of course
[10:27:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> good cause european sockets are nonmigratory
[10:29:19] <crutchy> when you're a geek you have to know these things
[10:33:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... think i'll get in some diablo3 before i get down to figuring out my use flags for my gentoo install
[10:34:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> back in a bit
[10:35:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Earth-Like" Exoplanet Found in Habitable Zone of Proxima Centauri - http://sylnt.us - that'd-take-18,000-years-at-Helios'-top-speed
[10:52:31] <crutchy> from the nuke-the-site-from-orbit dept.
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[11:36:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Develop New Way to Purify Carbon Nanotubes - http://sylnt.us - nano-Ted-Stevens
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[12:14:40] <Empyrean> I'm wondering if one of the devs would be willing to answer a few questions for me. I'm in the process of building my own online service (details TBA) and I'm wondering how SoylentNews' load balancing setup works. I don't need the details, I can work those out myself. I'm just interested in a high-level overview.
[12:25:18] <crutchy> g'day Empyrean o/
[12:25:31] <crutchy> i'll see if i can hunt down the wiki page
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[12:27:00] <crutchy> Empyrean, https://wiki.soylentnews.org
[12:27:01] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03Wiki: Server Architecture
[12:27:42] <crutchy> i dunno the technicals, but i think it uses varnish
[12:28:16] <crutchy> some of that stuff might be a bit out of date
[12:36:38] <Empyrean> Thanks crutchy! Much appreciated!
[12:37:06] <crutchy> no probs
[12:37:24] <crutchy> ~weather
[12:37:26] <exec> 12Melbourne VIC - currently 18°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind N at 42 km/h, humidity 52% - Thursday cloudy (15°C:21°C), Friday rain (5°C:16°C), Saturday scattered showers (9°C:13°C), Sunday showers (7°C:13°C)
[12:37:40] <crutchy> i'm sick of rain :()
[12:38:05] <crutchy> ~socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[12:38:07] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[12:38:09] <Bytram> crutchy: would you rather have snow?
[12:38:17] <crutchy> nah i hate snow too
[12:38:23] <crutchy> and
[12:38:27] <crutchy> ~g'day Bytram sir o/
[12:38:29] * exec mistakenly heaps a painting of hornets on Bytram
[12:38:41] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:38:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2801
[12:38:56] <Bytram> ~gday crutchy
[12:38:58] * exec inadequately refactors a 5¼" floppy dick of flappy tama for crutchy
[12:39:05] <crutchy> o.O
[12:39:08] <Bytram> yep
[12:39:11] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:39:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2802
[12:39:39] <Bytram> dang... definitely need more coffee or a better memory
[12:39:39] <Bytram> brb
[12:40:10] * crutchy adds another 5¼" floppy disk of memory to Bytram's brain
[12:43:05] * Bytram remembered the commands, but order is important. :/
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[12:46:44] * Bytram asks crutchy to make sure that it has the write protect tab uncovered and that it is DS/DD
[12:49:53] <crutchy> i think DD was only 3.5", no?
[12:50:26] * crutchy can't remember
[12:51:12] <crutchy> 700kb is enough for anybody :p
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[12:58:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[12:58:09] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[12:59:24] <Bytram> crutchy: nope. IIRC, SS/LD (single sided, low/normal density) == 360 KB; DS/LD == 720 KB; DS/HD == 1.2 MB
[13:00:00] * Bytram could be wrong... and those were for the IBM PC compatibles, btw; have no idea about apple, etc
[13:00:02] <crutchy> holy shat! there was 1.2Mb 5.25" floppies!?
[13:00:06] <Bytram> yep
[13:00:21] * Bytram had over 100 of them
[13:03:57] <FunkyLich> They were the real floppy ones. The 3.5" ones were not really floppy, rather solid they were.
[13:04:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> only if you didn't pull the crunchy outer layer off.
[13:05:30] <FunkyLich> Yep. Slide the metal piece, stick small finger in and watch if it left a print on the film!
[13:07:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 15 Released from Guantánamo Bay Detention Camp - http://sylnt.us - gradually-getting-Gitmo-gone
[13:08:17] <FunkyLich> So magnetic scars can be seen visually too? Wow. https://en.wikipedia.org
[13:08:18] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03Wiki: Floppy disk ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
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[13:35:11] <Bytram|away> gtg; back in a few hours, if all goes well.
[13:39:10] <idxt> good day
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[15:09:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Univision Wins Bidding for Gawker Media - http://sylnt.us - coming-off-the-top-rope
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[15:15:13] <Ethanol-fueled> I just got an urge for a coconut-covered devil's food donut with fudge frosting.
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[15:58:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> holy monkey...
[15:58:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://azure.microsoft.com
[15:58:22] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[15:58:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg, i don't wanna do up a proper summary
[16:01:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... should i install that on all the SN boxes and change everyone's shell for april 1?
[16:01:54] <Ingar> october 31 seems more suited
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[16:18:24] <idxt> pff who would want to use that in linux?
[16:40:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bitcoin Scam Poses as a Lottery and a Marriage Proposal - http://sylnt.us - people-are-so-weird
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[17:04:36] <mecctro> Msoft has been trying to grab up programmers moving away from being locked in for awhile now
[17:04:52] <mecctro> I think they also bumped "vscode" into posix too
[17:05:17] <mecctro> and helped with Msoft library porting on posix ("Mono")
[17:06:40] <mecctro> They also released "Core" for free, aka win8 kernel running a semi-headless win server
[17:08:13] <mecctro> PS being ported isn't really that surprising to me
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[17:13:13] <Runaway1956> Wow, I'm excited! Powershell on Linux! Question is, what can powershell do that a guy can't script for himaself?
[17:14:06] <mecctro> I can't imagine it does hash of any native solutions that exist already
[17:14:10] <mecctro> half*
[17:15:04] <Runaway1956> Wonder if it comes with telemetry? Linux scripting usually doesn't phone home, but powershell may do so.
[17:15:22] <mecctro> would it surprise you?
[17:15:44] <Runaway1956> Certainly not, we see what they are doing with Win10
[17:16:28] <mecctro> They've been stepping up their data collection since 7, it's just the next logical step in that endeavor
[17:17:27] <Runaway1956> Wonder what comes in the next few years? XP was a pretty good operating system, Vista sucked diseased donkey balls.
[17:17:47] <Runaway1956> 7 is decent, 8 blows, 10 sucks worse - and next?
[17:17:58] <Runaway1956> Maybe they'll slip up and make another decent system?
[17:18:08] <mecctro> I think subscription for all Business, and data collection for end-users
[17:18:32] <Runaway1956> Mehhhh - if so, then 7 is the last MS OS I'll ever install
[17:18:40] <mecctro> It probably will be
[17:19:22] <Runaway1956> If i'm to be forced into the cloud, I'll do it on my own terms, using a *nix box
[17:19:40] <mecctro> Just install baremetal OS
[17:19:46] <mecctro> lol
[17:20:25] <Runaway1956> Encrypt the data, encrypt it again, so I have to unlock the stuff twice before accessing it, THEN allow the cloud service to encrypt the already doubly locked data on their servers
[17:21:59] <mecctro> double encryption on client side might be worse, but sure, encrypt on client before sending to any "cloud" service
[17:22:11] <mecctro> cloud... I fucken hate that "term"
[17:22:18] <mecctro> it's a goddamn server
[17:22:22] <mecctro> or many of them
[17:22:26] <mecctro> there is no cloud
[17:22:40] <mecctro> unless I'm rather flatulent from an overdose of legumes
[17:23:36] <Runaway1956> No such thing as an overdose - the world needs more methane
[17:23:56] <Runaway1956> Without beans and cattle, the next ice age could start any day now
[17:24:05] <mecctro> too bad we don't use more of it
[17:24:20] <Runaway1956> Methane, or ice?
[17:24:37] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: You realize 7 gets the telemetry code via Windows update right?
[17:24:42] <Runaway1956> I understand they can get iced methane from the floor of the ocean
[17:24:52] <mecctro> The methane we're already sopping into the atmosphere would be a start
[17:25:01] <Runaway1956> Yes, subsentient - but you can turn it off.
[17:25:08] <Subsentient> And that Microsoft will soon make all updates cumulative, forcing you to install telemetry if you want security patches?
[17:25:10] <mecctro> and yes, win7 telemetry is easily removed
[17:25:28] <Subsentient> Soon it will reinstall it every time you install an update.
[17:25:32] <Gravis> lulz. 44MB source code for powershell.
[17:25:40] <mecctro> just the source?
[17:25:42] <Runaway1956> So far, at least, mecctro - expect MS to make it harder to remove telemetry
[17:25:47] <Gravis> mecctro: i know, right!
[17:26:19] <Subsentient> And you know about Visual Studio inserting function calls to telemetry into any compiled C/C++, right?
[17:26:33] <Subsentient> They got all 'reflections on trusting trust' up in this bisnatch.
[17:26:34] <mecctro> and a bunch of other interesting goodies in c# sub
[17:26:42] <Runaway1956> I read something about that, but I don't use VS
[17:26:48] <Subsentient> I use MinGW.
[17:27:31] <Runaway1956> I associated MinGW files with VLC /sarcasm
[17:27:31] <Subsentient> Damn, Satya Nadella is far worse than Ballmer and Gates put together.
[17:27:38] <mecctro> lol run
[17:28:09] <Gravis> Subsentient: what are you talking about? he's doing a great job of sinking the company!
[17:28:32] <Runaway1956> I shoulda used that /sarcasm yesterday when I was yanking chains about beers with the treasurer
[17:28:47] <mecctro> lmao
[17:29:00] <Gravis> Runaway1956: or maybe just stop being a dick. ;)
[17:29:27] <Runaway1956> no need for me to be a dick, you're dickish enough for ten of us gravis
[17:29:45] <Subsentient> oh this oughta be good, limme ask aqu4 what's going on.
[17:29:50] <Runaway1956> Who has a tylenol?
[17:29:59] <mecctro> Must be some force of nature, seeing how 10 dicks in here, is like 200 in the bush
[17:30:01] <Gravis> Runaway1956: i keep it real... and then surreal.
[17:30:18] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO
[17:30:38] * mecctro in the bush
[17:30:51] * Subsentient rips a juicy wet fart in Gravis' face, even though Subsentient can't see Gravis
[17:31:18] <Runaway1956> It's hard to see someone's face while you are farting in his face
[17:31:29] * Gravis looks at Subsentient farting on Runaway1956.
[17:31:31] <Subsentient> /msg nexus_control ignore list
[17:31:32] <Subsentient> <NEXUS_CONTROL> Gravis!*@*: ALL
[17:31:32] <Subsentient> <NEXUS_CONTROL> *!*@bi53-240-819-373.dc.dc.cox.net: ALL
[17:31:40] * Runaway1956 has never made eye contact with his own anus
[17:31:41] <mecctro> not if you like the smell of your own farts Runagay
[17:32:56] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[17:33:02] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03Dark Tranquillity - Out of Nothing - YouTube
[17:33:13] <Gravis> Subsentient: that's ok. you'll be sure to inform everyone of your sadistic habits.
[17:33:26] * Runaway1956 pipes IRC into text-to-speech, then into the stereo, before heading off to bed
[17:33:35] <mecctro> My neighbor like this one sub
[17:33:38] <Runaway1956> the white noise should help me sleep
[17:34:25] * Subsentient contemplates how to ruin Runaway1956's sleep
[17:34:43] <Gravis> mecctro: btw, be weary of any link Subsentient posts because he's a sadist that likes to horify people with links.
[17:34:51] <Subsentient> Runaway1956's grandmother likes to suck horse semen out of her dobermann's salty infected rectum.
[17:35:12] <Gravis> mecctro: same goes with the things he says.
[17:35:34] <mecctro> That's ok gravitas, I'm not made of jelly and pheromones
[17:35:35] <Gravis> Subsentient: i told you that you'd tell everyone!
[17:35:37] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[17:35:37] <Runaway1956> The last time I was horrified, was when some old woman was hitting on me
[17:35:50] <janrinok> hi soylentils!
[17:36:01] <Subsentient> It could be 900lbs and producing gurgles from its toenails and I'd still fuck it.
[17:36:12] <mecctro> ~gday janrinok
[17:36:13] * exec proverbially twerks a snatched purse full of lips & assholes for janrinok
[17:36:23] <janrinok> I feel that I've arrived just in time for an interesting conversation....
[17:36:24] <Subsentient> ...perfect.
[17:36:39] <Gravis> janrinok: you have
[17:36:44] <Runaway1956> may you live in interesting times
[17:36:51] <Gravis> Runaway1956: we do!
[17:37:01] <Gravis> i mean, just look at the presidential offerings!
[17:37:07] <janrinok> do we have to?
[17:37:13] <Runaway1956> Yeah, I guess you're right - two fascists running for the same office
[17:37:26] <Subsentient> Yeah, not sure who I hate worse.
[17:37:39] <Subsentient> Hillary is possibly a murderer, and Trump is insane, and not in the good way.
[17:37:45] <Runaway1956> That's easy - hate clinton worse because she is more dangerous
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[17:37:57] <Subsentient> ~gday Ethanol-fueled
[17:37:57] <Runaway1956> trump has little political clout, clinton has lots of it
[17:37:59] * exec sneakily imagines a treasure chest of MP with Ethanol-fueled
[17:38:01] <janrinok> perhaps they should run away together
[17:38:02] <Subsentient> ~gday Ethanol-fueled
[17:38:03] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
[17:38:05] * exec proverbially planks a pile of terrible puns for Ethanol-fueled
[17:38:06] <Subsentient> ~gday Ethanol-fueled
[17:38:07] <Gravis> Runaway1956: trump might use nukes.
[17:38:09] * exec carefully fires a blerg of 04,06derp at Ethanol-fueled
[17:38:22] <Gravis> Runaway1956: that is waaaay more dangerous
[17:38:22] <Subsentient> Ahh, I'm awesome. I put that one in there.
[17:38:35] <Runaway1956> only in your nightmares, gravis - he won't be permitted to use nukes foolishly
[17:38:42] * janrinok detects a feeling of great pride flooding over Subsentient
[17:38:46] <mecctro> The sexual tension between Trump and Hillary is palpable
[17:38:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, I have had a nasty case of impacted cerumen the past couple days.
[17:38:54] <mecctro> they should just get it over with, publicly
[17:38:57] <Gravis> Runaway1956: only if he's not elected
[17:39:06] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Put it in a blender and spread it on your morning toast.
[17:39:07] <Gravis> Runaway1956: otherwise, we are in for bad times
[17:39:10] <Runaway1956> WTF is a cerumen?
[17:39:34] <Ethanol-fueled> mecctro, what's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
[17:39:39] <Ethanol-fueled> ANswer: Taking off Hillary's diaper.
[17:39:40] <Runaway1956> wait - cerumen - isn't that what Trump uses for a hair piece?
[17:39:49] <Ethanol-fueled> cerument = earwax
[17:40:00] <Gravis> Runaway1956: who would stop him from launching nukes with the nuclear football?
[17:40:01] <Ethanol-fueled> when it hardens around your eardrum and hurts like a bad ear infection
[17:40:02] <Subsentient> What does 80 year old pussy taste like?
[17:40:04] <Runaway1956> Oh, that would be Hillary's face
[17:40:04] <Subsentient> ...Depends.
[17:40:52] <Runaway1956> Like every other president, Trump will be surrounded by a horde of nitwits to stop him from the ultimate foolish actions
[17:40:52] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Seriously, why aren't you eating earwax toast right now?
[17:40:53] <mecctro> If the nukes even work anymore
[17:41:01] <mecctro> the pizza-delivery boy may have disabled them
[17:41:14] <Ethanol-fueled> I eat too much cheese already, subsentient
[17:41:18] <Gravis> mecctro: they work
[17:41:32] <Runaway1956> actually, they only work once
[17:41:38] <Subsentient> Ahh yes, infected pussy of a 5 hour old corpse. I love fresh cottage cheese.
[17:41:42] <Ethanol-fueled> And anyway, earwax is a taste only the French could love.
[17:41:51] <janrinok> I heard that!
[17:42:10] <Ethanol-fueled> janrinok, i heard they call earwax "morbier" around where you live.
[17:42:19] <Runaway1956> Hey, the French eat snails, so I guess they'll eat just about anything
[17:42:20] <Ethanol-fueled> haute cuisine
[17:42:26] <janrinok> could be - not in my vocabulary
[17:42:51] <Gravis> i think the only thing preventing it is possibly the soldiers refusing the order to fire
[17:43:02] <mecctro> kek
[17:43:13] <Ethanol-fueled> There are a lot of leaks that have been happening lately....more than Hillary's catheter.
[17:43:25] <janrinok> ah, that old chestnut - people eat fish, animals, birds, - but reptiles, oh how could they?
[17:43:30] <Runaway1956> Gravis, Trump will be surrounded by members of both parties, who all have a vested interest in survival
[17:43:44] <Runaway1956> political survival, as well as real life survival
[17:43:47] <mecctro> depends on the reptile janrinok
[17:43:49] <Ethanol-fueled> janrinok, and bugs of the sea like shrimp and lobster
[17:43:53] <Gravis> Runaway1956: you realize he's not going to be around people all the time, right?
[17:44:21] <Runaway1956> Holy shit, Gravis - when is the president out of sight of the secret service?
[17:44:24] <mecctro> As soon as he sees that big red button, it's going to be a kid in a candy shop?
[17:44:24] <Gravis> Runaway1956: so he decides at night he's going to nuke syria and well... *sigh*
[17:44:28] <Runaway1956> He can't even shit in peace
[17:44:37] <mecctro> kek
[17:44:37] <Gravis> Runaway1956: so you think the secret service is going to stop him?
[17:44:51] <mecctro> He's going to hit the nuke button while taking a shit?
[17:44:54] <Runaway1956> derp-a-derp
[17:45:07] <Subsentient> Trump is insane, Hillary's a serial criminal. Our only hope was Bernie Sanders, and he lost. Prepare your anus, America.
[17:45:30] <Runaway1956> more likely he's going to take a nuclear shit, and the guy with the football vacates the premises, so trump can't reach the ball
[17:45:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, what's wrong with Jill Stein?
[17:45:41] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: No chance in hell of winning.
[17:45:46] <Runaway1956> is there a pun hidden in there? Or, does Trump have balls?
[17:45:54] <janrinok> mecctro - what a guy does when he is having a shit is really no-one else's business - except for firing nukes, perhaps
[17:46:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Hillary will fall.
[17:46:13] <Runaway1956> hillary has already fallen
[17:46:24] <Ethanol-fueled> The forces of good are working in lockstep against her dictatorship and the Jewish^W Fifth-columnists supporting her.
[17:46:30] <Runaway1956> she has alienated all the bernies
[17:46:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Runaway, Hillary won't fall until she's taken out of the race.
[17:46:56] <Gravis> Runaway1956: trump has alienated... welp... just about everyone
[17:47:03] <Subsentient> Mark my words, I predict Hillary will win.
[17:47:08] <Runaway1956> What do you mean, won't fall? She's halfway to hell already
[17:47:18] <Subsentient> And we'll all let out a collective groan of disappointment.
[17:47:36] <mecctro> indeed
[17:47:38] <Runaway1956> but, Gravis, when you're a complete asshole, and don't care who knows it, alienating people means nothing
[17:47:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, not without a firmware update. You saw what happened to Marco Ruboto.
[17:47:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Her MKUltra program needs a firmware update
[17:48:05] <mecctro> She'll win, no question
[17:48:11] <Gravis> Runaway1956: which is why he can't win.
[17:48:23] <Ethanol-fueled> I bet the house on Trump winning now.
[17:48:32] <Runaway1956> no, that's why he will win - people prefer an honest asshole to a slime covered liar
[17:48:34] <Subsentient> Hopefully that bitch will be impeached shortly after winning.
[17:48:54] <Gravis> LOL
[17:49:01] <Gravis> Runaway1956: not even close.
[17:49:01] <mecctro> Politics is riddled with slime covered liars, the public loves them
[17:49:06] <Subsentient> Same goes for Trump, but I place him at only a 30% chance at best.
[17:49:34] <Gravis> Runaway1956: she's a politician that acts like one. trump is a manchild.
[17:49:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, I think what will happen, should the Dems win, is that Tim Kaine will be the puppet of the elite and do their bidding. They may also bring "Creepy Uncle Joe" Biden out of the woodwork.
[17:50:04] <Gravis> Runaway1956: people aren't voting in people like trump, they are voting in people more like hillary
[17:50:13] * Ethanol-fueled wonders if Bill and Hillary are being slowly poisined
[17:50:31] <Runaway1956> they ARE poison
[17:50:45] <Runaway1956> How would you go about poisoning a bottle of arsenic?
[17:50:53] <mecctro> with anthrax
[17:51:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Runaway, I was thinking more like demonoids who Sold their soul to Satan long ago, and are starting to transcend their human state
[17:51:11] <Gravis> Runaway1956: what's your point?
[17:51:21] <mecctro> sounds completely sane Ethano
[17:51:25] <Ethanol-fueled> They are poisoned with some super-secret compound that kills slowly and simulates natural causes
[17:51:33] <Runaway1956> transcendant ascendency or something like that?
[17:51:45] <Gravis> oh... he's talking to EF
[17:51:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Maybe some kind of induction of prions, something turning their brains to much
[17:51:51] <Ethanol-fueled> mush
[17:51:59] <mecctro> lmao
[17:52:11] <Gravis> there is nothing sane about that idiot
[17:52:13] <Runaway1956> Sorry Gravis but EF makes more intelligent conversation
[17:52:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Or just outright kept sedated by their handlers with large doses of antipsychotics
[17:52:22] <Runaway1956> even with all his nigga shit
[17:52:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Haldol
[17:52:48] <Ethanol-fueled> They are as old as Trump is, and he's not even close to as feeble as they are.
[17:52:54] <Gravis> Runaway1956: but what is your response to this? <Gravis> Runaway1956: people aren't voting in people like trump, they are voting in people more like hillary
[17:53:34] <Gravis> Runaway1956: i think i just defeated you and you don't want to admit you have been beaten by reality.
[17:53:49] <Runaway1956> Gravis - all the talking heads have been predicting that trump would fail at every single step along the path from obnoxious reality show freak to the white house
[17:53:59] <Runaway1956> and they've been wrong, wrong, wrong
[17:54:24] <Runaway1956> and gravis - reality defeats no one - it just consumes them
[17:54:37] * Runaway1956 fears that Gravis has been consumed
[17:54:53] * Runaway1956 stares into the abyss for awhile
[17:55:15] <Gravis> Runaway1956: fortuntely, i think people will pick the lesser of two evils when it comes to picking a president
[17:55:15] <Ethanol-fueled> It's really disturbing, the state of American mass-media....it's China-level collusion of disinformation.
[17:55:27] <Ethanol-fueled> And who owns the media?
[17:55:30] <Gravis> Runaway1956: though if we dive into the abyss, i'll be laughing all the way
[17:55:34] <Runaway1956> Then, obviously, you expect them to vote Trump
[17:56:04] <Runaway1956> if you'll be quiet for awhile the abyss may come close enough that I can throttle it
[17:56:08] <Gravis> Runaway1956: if you have to ask then it's not obvious
[17:56:22] <Runaway1956> I wasn't asking, was I?
[17:56:33] <Subsentient> I'm the kind of guy that once the abyss starts staring back, I take a giant juicy dump in its eyes.
[17:57:01] <mecctro> sounds legit
[17:57:19] <Gravis> Subsentient: no, you cower from the reality of your sadism.
[17:57:42] * Subsentient takes a giant, juicy dump in mecctro 's eyes
[17:57:44] <Runaway1956> 87,000,000 nanosecond ping to Google
[17:58:04] <Gravis> Subsentient: honestly, i think it's hilarious that you can't reconcile your own thoughts and actions
[17:58:13] <mecctro> smells like someone's been eating mexican
[17:58:29] <Subsentient> Yup. Del Taco.
[17:58:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Del-taco++
[17:58:45] <Subsentient> 3 half-pound bean and cheese burritos.
[17:58:52] <Subsentient> With green sauce.
[17:59:09] <Runaway1956> subsentient and the abyss - https://rs58.pbsrc.com
[17:59:12] <mecctro> damn skippy trippy
[17:59:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Those are delicious and cheap...what are they now, 99 cents each? Or did those jew-bastards jack up teh costs
[17:59:51] <Runaway1956> either the jew-bastards, or the corporate bastards
[18:00:14] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: yeah something like that, maybe $1.19
[18:01:06] <Runaway1956> I truly hate the corporate bastards - when I started this job, the honey buns in the vending machines were 80 cents, now they are a buck and a quarter
[18:01:14] <Runaway1956> the only thing fit to eat in those damned machiens
[18:01:22] <mecctro> honey buns are disgusting
[18:01:52] <Runaway1956> honey buns are almost edible, which is better than i can say for the rest of the stuff in there
[18:01:59] <Subsentient> I am more concerned with stearic acid and monoglycerides. Usually not vegetarian.
[18:02:03] <mecctro> fair-enough, it IS a vending machine
[18:02:09] <mecctro> but still, pack some fucking food or something
[18:02:22] <Runaway1956> or, peanut butter cups
[18:02:25] <Subsentient> Also L-Cystein, which is from feathers. Hint: they don't farm special feather chickens.
[18:04:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Vending machines usually have good nuts and trail mix but the sacks are tiny and overpriced.
[18:04:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, if you go to the wrong place, you can get lard in your refried beans
[18:05:04] <Runaway1956> Hell man, I've got good nuts, but I don't want anyone eating them
[18:05:08] <Ethanol-fueled> That's the traditional way of making them
[18:05:28] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: I know. Del Taco seems to be clean. I read their ingredients list etc. Only restaurant I did that for besides Jack In The Box.
[18:05:42] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: I buy the vegetarian purple-band rosarita for myself.
[18:06:09] * Runaway1956 calls it a day
[18:06:31] <Runaway1956> ~gnight soiled tills
[18:06:33] * exec hurriedly stuffs an example of webscale into soiled
[18:07:05] <mecctro> peace
[18:07:09] <Subsentient> night
[18:07:17] <Subsentient> ~gnight Runaway1956
[18:07:18] * exec sardonically hangs a trigger warning sign about cream of blerg on Runaway1956
[18:08:46] <Ethanol-fueled> lata
[18:08:53] <Subsentient> ~gnight Ethanol-fueled
[18:08:55] * exec overratedly hurls a D cup of Microsoft Works at Ethanol-fueled
[18:09:02] <mecctro> lol
[18:09:37] * Subsentient peels off Satya Nadella's skin and feeds it to his flesh eating beetles
[18:10:44] <Ethanol-fueled> B-but they open-sourced POWERSHELL
[18:11:00] <Subsentient> Too late. Beetles already ate a third of it.
[18:11:21] <Subsentient> Besides, he's still a monster.
[18:11:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Running a DNSSec Responder? Make Sure It Doesn't Help the Black Hats - http://sylnt.us - doing-it-properly
[18:11:38] <Subsentient> Now he's a skinless monster.
[18:11:51] <mecctro> tales of the grypt?
[18:12:15] <Subsentient> mecctro: I literally keep a colony of Dermestes Maculatus as pets.
[18:12:42] <Subsentient> I keep them next to the toilet and I watch them while I take a shit.
[18:12:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Are they for decomposing the bodies?
[18:12:59] <Subsentient> .... maybe.
[18:13:23] <mecctro> Not much of one for bugs, but I have a colony of mice
[18:13:39] <Subsentient> I love rodents. Rats are my favorite animal. They make the best pets.
[18:14:07] <mecctro> one of my favorites, not sure I have a #1, but they're certainly up there
[18:14:40] <mecctro> I too, like rodents
[18:14:43] <Subsentient> http://i.imgur.com
[18:14:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, I like rats. They're clean, smart, and hardy.
[18:15:11] <Ethanol-fueled> ANd the white ones have red eyes, which makes them look satanic
[18:15:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Wish I owned one of those footlong New York rats though
[18:15:26] <mecctro> Terribly fascinating watching them and my ferrets while I code
[18:15:28] <Subsentient> Adult beetle: http://i.imgur.com Larvae: http://i.imgur.com
[18:15:53] <mecctro> Very interesting looking sub
[18:15:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Bugs are probably the only class of animal that get less ugly as they age.
[18:16:10] <Ethanol-fueled> grubs and other larva are fucking disgusting
[18:16:12] <mecctro> truedat
[18:16:38] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: I think the larvae are cute. :^(
[18:16:46] <Subsentient> Little fuzzy wormies
[18:17:08] <mecctro> looked sorta caterpillary
[18:17:18] <Subsentient> Yup. They are technically a caterpillar.
[18:17:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Even this disgusting bastard?
[18:17:22] <Ethanol-fueled> http://greenteelawncare.com
[18:17:36] <Subsentient> The beetles don't bite unless you've been dead a couple days. They're carreon eaters.
[18:17:43] <mecctro> That's actually quite pretty
[18:18:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Disgusting.
[18:18:04] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.paulnoll.com
[18:18:05] <Subsentient> But if I died, the beetles would pick me clean to the bone in a month.
[18:18:25] <Subsentient> Ok, now those ARE cute.
[18:18:31] <mecctro> those looks like lil infected dicks
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[18:19:46] <Subsentient> mecctro: dammit now I can't unsee that.
[18:20:02] <Subsentient> mecctro: they looked like pug worms to me. Like the dog, but a worm.
[18:20:12] <mecctro> yea, I can see that
[18:20:26] <mecctro> "so ugly they're cute"
[18:20:32] <mecctro> "fat lil shits"
[18:21:12] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: mecctro One of my larvae escaped and was climbing the bathroom wall a couple days ago. http://i.imgur.com
[18:21:33] <SoyCow7611> There are only a couple stories left in the Pending Stories queue. Any editors around to add some more to the list? Thanks in advance.
[18:21:33] <mecctro> wash your wall bro
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[18:22:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeccch
[18:22:26] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: What? He's not a cute little fuzzy-pillar?
[18:22:52] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: I have literally found a larvae hiding in my beard when I woke up one day.
[18:22:53] <mecctro> a bit fat, but it doesn't bother as much as the wall looking like it has piss on it
[18:22:54] <mecctro> lol
[18:23:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaa
[18:23:28] <Ethanol-fueled> mecctro, I have a few of those stains on my wall. I think those are from sneezing, when you don't see the results until later.
[18:23:31] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: True story. He was fine, put him back in the beetle tub. Wondered how he had gotten out.
[18:23:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, that could be your superpower - keeping larva in your beard
[18:23:58] <mecctro> "in my beard" - I guess they just wanted a bit of warmth?
[18:24:16] <Subsentient> That'd be an interesting superpower.
[18:24:24] <mecctro> or what eth said, but I think that's more a super-villain type of power
[18:24:29] <Subsentient> Nah, my real depression is nihilism-fueled depression.
[18:24:38] <Subsentient> superpower*
[18:25:00] <Subsentient> I'd be more like a deadpool.
[18:25:17] <Subsentient> Fucking disgusting and deranged, but only feeds the bad guys to the beetles.
[18:25:38] <Subsentient> But oh boy, I'd feed them to the beetles
[18:25:58] <mecctro> "Leave it to Beetle"
[18:27:25] * Ethanol-fueled notices all the dead scarabs outdoors in the heat
[18:27:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Pretty good-looking bugs
[18:27:49] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Ever see this movie? http://i.imgur.com
[18:28:04] <Ethanol-fueled> haha, what the fuck is that?
[18:28:30] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: You never saw Tusk?
[18:28:37] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Go get that movie
[18:30:13] <Ethanol-fueled> That reads like some really bizarre shit
[18:31:36] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: http://www.lilgames.com
[18:32:57] * Ethanol-fueled politely declines
[18:35:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Ouch, it's time to squirt more peroxide on my impacted cerumen
[18:36:43] <Ethanol-fueled> it's an oddly pleasant sensation, like pouring pop-rocks in your ear
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[21:00:45] <SoyCow7611> Any editors in the house? The Pending Stories list is dry. There are at least a few decent submissions in the queue, so that shouldn't be a problem.
[21:00:54] <SoyCow7611> Thanks in advance.
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[21:13:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ford Will Pursue Fleet of Autonomous Cars by 2021 - http://sylnt.us - where'd-I-leave-that-steering-wheel
[21:18:00] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[21:18:06] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03Kitten Academy Live Stream - YouTube
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[21:49:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Good evening, fellas.
[21:49:11] <Ethanol-fueled> what is this game?
[21:49:36] <Ethanol-fueled> blob:http://imgur.com/c0a4b87b-e30a-4fb9-9a69-f1264ab7df10
[21:50:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Test: blob:http://imgur.com/c0a4b87b-e30a-4fb9-9a69-f1264ab7df10
[21:50:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Eh, never mind.
[21:50:52] <Bytram|away> you have TWO schemes in your URL...
[21:50:59] <Bytram|away> http://imgur.com
[21:51:02] <Bytram|away> OR
[21:51:04] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03Imgur: the most awesome 404 page on the internet
[21:51:12] <Bytram|away> blob://imgur.com
[21:51:28] <Bytram|away> blob://imgur.com
[21:52:09] <Bytram|away> Looks it was the HTTP scheme that got resolved, albeit a little slowly
[21:52:09] <Bytram|away> http://imgur.com
[21:55:32] <Ethanol-fueled> SO no useful information about that game?
[21:56:01] <Bytram|away> no idea... did not follow links.. am trying to push out stories before I need to head out for evening
[21:56:23] <Ethanol-fueled> that's too bad. I expected at least one of you to know about it.
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[22:08:23] <SirFinkus> fix your shitty links
[22:08:41] <Ethanol-fueled> What is thar game with the nucelar war?
[22:08:50] <SirFinkus> several games
[22:09:03] <SirFinkus> like asking "what's the game with the guns"
[22:09:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Let me post it again.
[22:10:01] <Ethanol-fueled> imgur.com/c0a4b87b-e30a-4fb9-9a69-f1264ab7df10
[22:10:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeech. Okay, lemme post it with something else.
[22:10:19] <SirFinkus> not sure how you're fucking up the links
[22:10:51] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[22:10:55] <SirFinkus> I don't see why it's so hard
[22:11:24] <Ethanol-fueled> https://postimg.org
[22:11:30] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 031471297591507 — Postimage.org
[22:11:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, I'm not a rich kid who was raised from DOS.
[22:12:29] <SirFinkus> even redditors can figure it out
[22:12:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I didn't have my own computer until I built it.
[22:12:50] <SirFinkus> I recognize the game, but forgot what it was called
[22:13:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Okay.
[22:14:02] <SirFinkus> may be "Nuclear War"
[22:14:54] <SirFinkus> or "Balance of Power"
[22:15:41] <SirFinkus> just play defcon
[22:15:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Excuse me for not having a fucking PC in my household when I was too young to work.
[22:16:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Gives me the cred for shittin on you socially inept bastards.
[22:16:42] <SirFinkus> oh, so the "I was only pretending to be retarded" approach
[22:18:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh shit, I was just hacked. They stole all of the pictures of my extenders. How will I ever run for congress?
[22:18:59] <SirFinkus> doesn't seem to be stopping hillary
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[22:21:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Naw mane, I was asking for a straight answer to a straight question. Not all of us grew up with a PC in our household.
[22:21:45] <Ethanol-fueled> CHrist, fucking rich-kids.
[22:21:58] <Ethanol-fueled> It's the reason everybody else hates hipsters.
[22:23:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Due to the trauma I've sustained here, in this imaginary chat room, I will see to it that everybody I meet in real-life who mentions the phrases "Z-80" or "386" will get beat on the streets.
[22:24:10] <SirFinkus> sorry to hear that
[22:25:00] <crutchy> Z-80's are cool man
[22:25:20] <SirFinkus> do you have a twitter account I can tweet at so I can get added to one of those "harrassers blocklists"?
[22:25:38] <crutchy> they're like older cars with motors that are still simple enough to fix yourself
[22:25:45] <Bytram|away> 6502++
[22:25:45] <Bender> karma - 6502: 1
[22:26:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Aww, yeah, those old nissan motors are small as fuck but easy to fix.
[22:26:30] * Deucalion pulls up a chair near the fire
[22:27:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, Twitter is for fags.
[22:27:47] <Ethanol-fueled> But I can direct you to my Myspace profile.
[22:28:44] <Ethanol-fueled> I have no Twitter, Facebook, any of that trash.
[22:28:48] <Ethanol-fueled> But YOU do.
[22:29:34] <SirFinkus> naw, except the throwaway twitter account I use to follow bands so I know when they'll be in town
[22:32:27] <Ethanol-fueled> "throwaway"
[22:32:51] <Ethanol-fueled> THey can ban you on a whim.
[22:33:20] <SirFinkus> I don't give a fuck, I don't tweet with it or anything
[22:33:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Twitter can see wut I do, but fuk dem
[22:34:26] <Ethanol-fueled> FUCK TWITTER, fuck FACEBOOK, fuck pretty much any social network out there.
[22:35:06] <SirFinkus> oh, I also run the band's facebook, but that doesn't really count
[22:35:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Shit.
[22:35:43] <Ethanol-fueled> I am beaten by the Jews. I must leave! I am outnumbered!
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[22:38:34] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[22:38:40] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 031st UK Album (FULL) - YouTube
[22:41:34] <Bytram|away> gtg; have a great day everyone!
[22:41:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Good day, marty.
[22:46:16] <Ethanol-fueled> I will come back later.
[22:46:26] <Ethanol-fueled> NIGGERS.
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[23:02:39] <Deucalion> I may just randomly ban EF on a whim :D
[23:11:04] <chromas> SirFinkus: you don't have to tweet to be blocked
[23:11:18] <chromas> just follow someone on a block list and you'll make it there
[23:13:21] <Deucalion> *** Notice -- Deucalion!~juggs@Soylent/Staff/IRC/juggs{juggs} added temporary 10 min. D-Line for [N.N.N.N] [Put on the naughty step on a whim by Deucalion]
[23:13:25] <Deucalion> teehee
[23:15:18] <Deucalion> Never used DLINE before.... wonder if admins get a Notice when it expires too... /me waits it out
[23:15:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AMD Reveals Details of Zen Microarchitecture - http://sylnt.us - Ohhhhmmmmm
[23:25:26] <Deucalion> the answer would be no... but DLINE went away. **No EF's were hurt in the making of this experiment**
[23:25:43] * Deucalion decides pillow time in order. nightall
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