#Soylent | Logs for 2016-08-15
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[00:00:25] <Deucalion> Back into the routine of studying?
[00:01:03] <SirFinkus> kind of
[00:01:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Boffins Warn of Satellite-Smashing Meteor Bombardment - http://sylnt.us - oooh,-aaah
[00:05:49] <Deucalion> What do you want to 'get it over with'? Being an aged fart, I kinda wish I could teleport back in time 20 years and have a do over whilst retaining my knowledge. Clearly that isn't going to happen.... so like all old farts everywhere all I can say is.. make the most of it while you can. :D
[00:06:31] <SirFinkus> it's hard to describe my attitude towards it
[00:07:00] <SirFinkus> I just need to get back into a routine
[00:08:39] <Deucalion> you could apply a routine on yourself without the external requirement to do so.
[00:09:11] <SirFinkus> of course
[00:10:22] <Deucalion> not that I'd set myself as a shining example of self discipline.
[00:16:02] <Deucalion> When does school start up again your you?
[00:16:17] <Deucalion> for*
[00:17:06] <SirFinkus> september
[00:17:19] <SirFinkus> I don't remember the specifics lol
[00:29:37] <Deucalion> Well, all I can say is put your back to the final year and graduate well. May or may not help with the career prospects, but it's better than looking back and thinking "yehhh... shoulda done better".. forever afterwards. So many variables :/
[00:30:06] <SirFinkus> this is my second go around, so I get that feeling
[00:35:51] <Deucalion> I could never put my back to anything I didn't find interesting, still can't to this day. My mind just kinda slopes off and finds excuses why not to bother with anything that is not interesting. It's not a good thing... either hyper-focussed or ignorant and bored, nothing in between it seems.
[00:46:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, that's exactly how ADHD manifests in adults.
[00:46:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[00:46:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[00:46:50] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 114
[00:55:11] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, always been the same since before adulthood. Did have a spell at Uni where I would knock out papers in one night when others were taking weeks, but there may have been amphetamines involved back in those days. I'd rather not give it a name, rather it was just.... "that's the way I am". ~sigh~ why does everything need to be classified as a "disorder" to account for the different ways we all are?
[00:58:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me but it's a lot easier to deal with stuff n things while medicated
[00:59:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> for me at least. i got that shat pretty bad.
[01:07:41] <Deucalion> I see it a little differently. The diagnosis of ADHD is just a description of the symptoms, it does not address the root cause. Sure the symptoms can be treated with uppers in the morning, be that caffeine, amphetamines etc. then something later in the day to enable sleep. But it's still just addressing the symptoms not the cause. I'd be happier if someone could come along and identify the cause(s) and address those. Or mebbe drop all the expec
[01:07:41] <Deucalion> tation ideal worker bee BS and accept that some people work in fits n starts.
[01:10:39] <Deucalion> Don't expect it to be solved in my lifetime anyhow, the "reliable" worker bees need tending to :D
[01:15:49] <Deucalion> Are people disordered or is the society and lifestyle we endeavour to conform to disordered?
[01:16:39] * Deucalion leaves it hanging and drops the mic
[01:17:26] <SirFinkus> deep man
[02:03:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mefenamic Acid Might Cure Alzheimers - Generic Cost in US is Crazy - http://sylnt.us - money,-money,-money
[02:54:15] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[03:34:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Beyond CRISPR: A Guide to the Many Other Ways to Edit a Genome - http://sylnt.us - nip-and-tuck
[03:36:07] <Gravis_> can we please avoid using colloquialisms in the _title_? https://soylentnews.org
[03:36:13] <yo_momma> ^ 03SN article: Boffins Warn of Satellite-Smashing Meteor Bombardment 04(14 comments)
[03:54:17] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:56:37] <Bytram|away> Gravis_: I appreciate your *request* -- fixed. (Phrasing suggested it came from "The Register", but that site was not referenced in the story, so can't claim we used the exact same thing that they had. ;)
[03:56:59] <Bytram|away> give a few minutes for it to make it out of the cache
[03:57:04] <Bytram|away> and, with that, is time for bed.
[03:57:12] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #soylent
[03:57:13] <Gravis_> Bytram|away: oh, thanks. :)
[03:57:15] * exec seductively violates a boatload of TNT with #soylent
[03:57:30] * Bytram|away waits for the earth-shattering kaboom...
[03:57:53] <Bytram|away> Gravis_: you're welcome! have a good night.
[03:57:57] <Bytram|away> l8rs
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[04:01:41] * SirFinkus likes boffins
[04:35:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Astronomers Warn of Satellite-Smashing Meteor Bombardment - http://sylnt.us - oooh,-aaah
[05:36:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Soylent Milkshake CEO Charged for “Unpermitted” Off-Grid Tiny Home - http://sylnt.us - off-grid-on-the-radar
[06:09:06] <mecctro> #sammich
[06:09:06] * MrPlow whips up a spider egg sammich for mecctro
[06:09:37] <mecctro> I guess I can be the mothership for the arachnid revolution...
[07:06:44] <boru> You assume that the arachnids haven't already revolted. They could be walking amongst us in human guise as we speak.
[07:21:52] <mecctro> Or, planning the earthly hostile takeover by causing mass chaos, leading to an inevitable nuclear apocalypse, in which they will most assuredly survive, succeed and rule us?
[07:22:54] <mecctro> seems close fetched
[07:24:58] <mecctro> the exoskeletons shall inherit the scorched earth
[07:25:04] * mecctro muahahaha
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[07:37:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sungrazing Comet Seen Being Vaporized by the Sun - http://sylnt.us - crash-and-burn
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[07:52:35] <boru> That's one thing that annoyed me about Starship Troopers; just how could the bugs have evolved to such sizes, let alone launch asteroids with precision towards Earth.
[07:52:46] <boru> Their exoskeletons should've collapsed.
[08:55:02] <crutchy> everything we think we know about the universe is obviously wrong :p
[09:00:47] <boru> Prove it!
[09:02:33] <crutchy> case in point: starship trooper bugs :)
[09:04:38] <boru> How do you know that it's not fictious propaganda written by the bugs themselves?
[09:13:16] <crutchy> cos fox news told me so!
[09:15:10] <boru> Are you trying to say that Fox News has not been infiltrated by the bugs?
[09:27:07] <crutchy> fox news is the most reliable factual news channel on earth. they will even tell you themselves :)
[09:27:19] <crutchy> so it must be true
[09:27:37] <boru> Exactly what I would expect a bug to say.
[09:27:41] <crutchy> the only news channel that is about as reliable as fox is cnn
[09:27:49] <boru> In fact, you're beginning to sound a bit like a bug yourself!
[09:27:59] <boru> They're everywhere!
[09:28:04] <crutchy> they are also very knowledgeable in disproving human intelligence
[09:28:42] <crutchy> ~submit http://technology.inquirer.net
[09:29:16] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[09:39:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Identifying Potential for Success in STEM - http://sylnt.us - correlation-!=-causation
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[10:21:40] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[10:21:40] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[10:21:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:21:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2797
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[10:34:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> python--
[10:34:50] <Bender> karma - python: -10
[10:35:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bender--
[10:35:04] <Bender> karma - bender: -2
[10:35:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo
[10:35:47] <Bender> todo for themightybuzzard: 1) utf8mb4 upgrade 2) filter comments by score in the api 3) latest spam moderations for admin accounts in api 4) make high-comment stories display much faster 5) delete forbestech as a bender source 6) relengthen urls for non-soylent urls
[10:40:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe shit, think i just broke bender good on the rss bot front
[10:41:02] <mecctro> woops
[10:42:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, rm instead of vim
[10:42:55] <mecctro> big woops
[10:43:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> now ima hafta learn way more about bender than i ever wanted to
[10:43:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> so's i can rewrite that config file
[10:44:29] <mecctro> at least you didn't delete the internet
[10:44:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is true
[10:47:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh wait, we make backups of stuff. wonder if we backed that up
[10:47:49] <mecctro> well... you do now lol
[10:50:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, that's PROPER sysadmin work. i do emergency sysadmin work only.
[10:50:57] <mecctro> ah, living on the edge
[10:51:25] <mecctro> messing with golang, it's not bad
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[10:57:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, ain't golang a bastardization of js?
[10:58:08] <mecctro> not really
[10:58:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[10:58:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, Bender should be restored to his former ignominy
[10:59:40] <mecctro> for example, you can build structs
[10:59:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> without the ForbesTech feed cause their pages can't be scraped without reading and running their javascript
[10:59:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[11:00:18] <mecctro> You could scrape them with phantom, or similar
[11:00:25] <mecctro> if you really wanted to
[11:00:51] <mecctro> But that's in nodejs
[11:00:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. if they intentionally break shit they can just not get the huge torrents of traffic from us.
[11:01:13] <mecctro> lol
[11:01:53] <mecctro> Scraping with JS can be tedious
[11:01:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays, looks like he's all working again. have to wait for the next story to hit our rss feed to find out if everything is perfect though.
[11:02:03] <mecctro> gg
[11:02:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> not tedious, pretty much never worth it.
[11:02:43] <mecctro> both, for me, but it depends
[11:02:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean you basically gotta fire up a browser and scrape the page post-render in the browser.
[11:02:57] <mecctro> you can fire up just the rendering engine, and run it headless
[11:03:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is not an option for a chincy little irc bot
[11:03:16] <mecctro> It's certainly overkill
[11:04:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean bender already uses like 100MB of ram at peak.
[11:04:43] <mecctro> let's see if this compiles...
[11:04:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> have at it, ima go smoke
[11:04:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:04:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:04:55] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 115
[11:14:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo
[11:14:37] <Bender> todo for themightybuzzard: 1) utf8mb4 upgrade 2) filter comments by score in the api 3) latest spam moderations for admin accounts in api 4) make high-comment stories display much faster 5) delete forbestech as a bender source 6) relengthen urls for non-soylent urls
[11:14:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> !done 5
[11:14:47] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[11:16:23] <boru> !todo
[11:16:23] <Bender> nothing todo for boru ;]
[11:16:31] <boru> Excellent! /me goes to the pub.
[11:17:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> a solid plan if ever i heard one
[11:21:34] <mecctro> lol
[11:24:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, we're outa stories in the queue cept for one and it's scheduled for three hours from now
[11:25:09] * TheMightyBuzzard appoints mecctro and boru as editors and tells them to get to work
[11:25:46] * mecctro buries head in sand
[11:26:25] <boru> I'll try to do what I can when I clock out of here. Tapeout deadline looming.
[11:26:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> they have deadlines at the pub?
[11:26:45] <mecctro> Got aything about Milwaukee yet?
[11:27:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't look like
[11:27:11] <mecctro> http://www.cnn.com
[11:27:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> just heard about it myself last night
[11:27:17] <yo_momma> ^ 03After a night of violent protests in Milwaukee, calls for peace - CNN.com
[11:27:25] <mecctro> same
[11:27:37] <mecctro> they were chanting
[11:27:41] <mecctro> "black power"
[11:27:45] <mecctro> butty
[11:27:49] <mecctro> nutty
[11:27:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> try a #submit http://www.cnn.com if you're too lazy to do up a proper sub like me
[11:28:32] <mecctro> #submit http://www.cnn.com
[11:28:33] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:28:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin dude had a gun and had it out. that is NOT in the "how not to get shot by the cops" manual.
[11:28:37] <mecctro> I am too lazy
[11:28:53] <mecctro> indeed, the entire event is shady as hell
[11:28:58] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:28:58] <mecctro> I mean the response
[11:29:36] <mecctro> father says "they're gonna kill us off"
[11:29:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes perfect sense to riot and burn down your own fucking neighborhood when a guy gets shot for pulling a gun on a cop
[11:30:02] <mecctro> show them that "we smart too"
[11:30:17] <mecctro> that's what his dad said...
[11:30:28] * TheMightyBuzzard facepalms
[11:30:31] <mecctro> national guard: incoming
[11:31:10] <mecctro> "Tensions on Sunday gave way to calls for peace as activists gathered outside the affected businesses."
[11:31:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> here, i'll pretend i'm an editor and polish/push the story
[11:31:19] <mecctro> Not sure they could play it off anymore...
[11:31:39] <mecctro> "peace activists"
[11:31:44] <mecctro> "black power"
[11:31:49] <mecctro> xD
[11:32:06] <mecctro> yea, I don't really know how to publish anything buzzaldron
[11:37:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> you gotta have sooper edity powah
[11:37:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got soopah adminy powah though which includes all lesser powahs
[11:38:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> any personal musings you want to put after the blockquote?
[11:40:02] <mecctro> Black Lives Shatter
[11:40:23] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs and puts it in
[11:41:08] * mecctro shurgs
[11:42:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> be live in 5m
[11:42:44] <mecctro> thanks
[11:44:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine time again
[11:44:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:44:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:44:10] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 116
[11:51:38] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[11:51:40] <exec> 07510
[11:52:06] <Runaway1956> about ten days we break into the top 500
[11:52:49] <Runaway1956> and, if nothing drastic changes, we'll be top 400 before December
[11:53:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of, i got some folding to do myself today
[11:53:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> of the laundry variety
[11:53:48] <Runaway1956> Skivvies?
[11:54:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah
[11:54:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> commando++
[11:54:05] <Bender> karma - commando: 1
[11:57:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich
[11:57:09] * MrPlow whips up a turkey sammich for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:58:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[11:58:18] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6318, owned by grz
[11:59:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~rps pppppppp
[11:59:03] <exec> sequence trimmed
[11:59:03] <exec> rank for themightybuzzard: 11 - http://ix.io
[12:01:08] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders working on comments code today
[12:01:30] <crutchy> ~rps r
[12:01:32] <exec> rank for crutchy: 1 - http://ix.io
[12:01:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i believe today is a Clean Yo Fuckin Room day. i'm running out of visible floor.
[12:03:41] <crutchy> i try to tell my missus that
[12:04:24] <crutchy> i'm not doing any code tonight
[12:04:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> not especially tidy, is she?
[12:04:30] <crutchy> nah not really
[12:04:47] <crutchy> she the arty farty hippy type
[12:05:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i am but only in short bursts
[12:05:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> like clean my room and keep it that way for three months then start slowly sliding back to not being able to see carpet
[12:07:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, what's MrPlow need?
[12:09:01] * TheMightyBuzzard waits patiently on Bender to pick up the story from the rss feed
[12:11:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - After a Night of Violent Protests in Milwaukee, Calls for Peace - http://sylnt.us - drop-gun-before-putting-hands-in-air
[12:12:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> boo and yah
[12:13:35] <crutchy> MrPlow needs an rss feed :p
[12:13:53] <crutchy> cos apparently bender is shit
[12:14:10] <crutchy> is he still chewing up loads of ram?
[12:14:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed but i don't want MrPlow doing official shat
[12:14:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[12:14:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> lemme check
[12:14:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> 73MB
[12:14:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> so far, he just got restarted not long ago.
[12:15:14] <crutchy> fat bot
[12:15:30] <boru> Good grief. What is it written in? python?
[12:15:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, zactly
[12:15:50] * crutchy wonders how much ram exec is chewing on
[12:16:01] <boru> Figures.
[12:16:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i could write up a perl bot real quick like. that way any dev would be capable of easily groking its source and improving it without much learning curve.
[12:16:18] <crutchy> its php, so its probably having fun rolling in its own filth
[12:16:42] <boru> Ah, so someone has probably rooted it and install an entire OS in there.
[12:16:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, prolly not as much as bender. most of yer shat hits external scripts, don't it?
[12:17:06] <crutchy> it probably has already rooted itself... up the butt
[12:17:14] <crutchy> yeah
[12:17:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> lot less overhead then at the expense of having to do shell calls
[12:21:52] * Subsentient sprays chunky vomit everywhere
[12:22:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich Subsentient
[12:22:00] * MrPlow sneaks up behind Subsentient and cuts their throat
[12:22:00] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced Subsentient's corpse sammiches for everyone in #Soylent
[12:22:10] * Subsentient sprays chunky vomit everywhere
[12:22:19] <Subsentient> ....
[12:22:28] * Subsentient is confyoozed
[12:22:33] <boru> #sammich
[12:22:33] * MrPlow whips up a turkey and cranberry sauce sammich for boru
[12:22:40] <boru> Cranberries. Yuck.
[12:22:46] <Subsentient> $burrito TheMightyBuzzard
[12:22:46] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at TheMightyBuzzard
[12:23:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i could take the very old MrPlow perl code, strip everything out, add an rss reader, and deploy that as an official bot.
[12:23:55] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Or just fork aqu4bot and use that.
[12:24:19] <Subsentient> Like I said, working on my own projects, but if someone pays me I might write a bot. :^)
[12:24:26] <mecctro> $burrito
[12:24:26] <aqu4> The burrito command requires an argument.
[12:24:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, i want something with minimal dev time. C is not such a critter.
[12:24:36] <mecctro> I guess I can't have one
[12:24:37] <boru> Pft, it should be a labour of love!
[12:24:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> $burrito mecctro
[12:24:46] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at mecctro
[12:25:12] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I think I'd gut aqu4bot and make an RSS bot from that in C++.
[12:25:20] <boru> You monster.
[12:26:30] <Subsentient> boru: Nah. C++ isn't that bad. It's basically a morbidly obese C.
[12:26:32] <boru> IRC is a text based protocol. It seems natural to use a language whose strengths are in that domain.
[12:26:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> you prolly would. i want something i can change and redeploy in under 5m though.
[12:26:38] <boru> C++ is an abomination.
[12:26:38] <Bender> karma - c: 60
[12:27:20] <boru> C has its problems, but man, C++ is a fractalous, convoluted and needlessly complex standard.
[12:27:46] <boru> Didn't they break STL declarations in C++11? Or was that C++14...
[12:27:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> and perl, for all its faults, is the ultimate badass at writing code to handle text very, very quickly.
[12:28:01] <boru> D is an approximation of what C++ tried, and failed, to be, imho.
[12:28:14] <boru> Aye, Perl or Awk.
[12:28:43] <Subsentient> D is a nice language. If there was another direct C descendant the way C++ was (that is standardized, fuck you Objective-C),I'd probably like it.
[12:29:24] <boru> C is my bread and butter, but I have many gripes with the language.
[12:29:28] <boru> From C89 through C11.
[12:30:10] <boru> Well, I write assembly in $DAYJOB a lot, but C otherwise.
[12:30:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have no gripes about perl except for the map function. i have yet to grok its use enough to implement anything using it myself.
[12:30:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it uses too much bloody ram
[12:30:59] <boru> I like Forth and ML. I've started to learn Ada, also.
[12:31:34] <boru> Heh, a buddy of mine is a Perl ninja, manages to do all sorts of crazy stuff with map.
[12:31:56] <boru> One of his goals was to solve all Project Euler problems with a Perl one-liner.
[12:32:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm a fair perl ninja myself but NCommander is our resident king at it.
[12:33:39] <boru> I don't get to use it a whole lot these days. At least I know who I can bother for code reviews now!
[12:33:51] * boru adds to The List™
[12:34:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:34:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:34:24] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 117
[12:34:31] <boru> Come back here!
[12:36:04] <crutchy> use brainfuck. its the only sensible choice for any programming project
[12:36:42] <boru> Not INTERCAL?
[12:36:42] <crutchy> it even comes with a free lobotomy
[12:37:35] <crutchy> if xlefay were here he's probably have something running just while we were yacking about it
[12:38:00] <boru> Brainfuck needs a JIT assembler, imho.
[12:38:28] <crutchy> if php can have one then anything can
[12:38:51] <crutchy> wait a minute. is assembler the same as compiler?
[12:38:55] <crutchy> or am i being dense?
[12:39:18] <boru> To be pedantic, no, they are not, but I won't bother with the willy wagging monologue.
[12:39:49] <crutchy> i remember something about a linker for C
[12:39:55] <crutchy> delphi never had any of that shit
[12:40:05] <crutchy> you just press F9 and it just goes :p
[12:42:33] <boru> Well, yes, there are several stages. At a high level: Source -> Preprocessor -> Compiler -> IR -> Assembly -> Assembler -> Locator -> Linker -> Loader
[12:43:01] <boru> Or Source -> Preprocessor -> Compiler -> IR -> Object Code -> Locator -> Linker -> Loader
[12:43:04] <boru> And so on.
[12:43:28] <boru> Err, Assembler -> Object Code, in the first example.
[12:44:21] <boru> Loaders are typically part of an OS or scheduler, aren't mandatory.
[12:44:50] <boru> A C runtime might have a lightweight loader to just set up the C environment on, say, a microcontroller.
[12:45:24] <boru> Anyway, I promised no monologues, so I will be quiet.
[13:01:05] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[13:01:05] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[13:11:01] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs and starts gutting MrPlow v1
[13:17:48] <mecctro> sounds fun
[13:19:00] * boru awaits MrPlough.fs
[13:19:33] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/irc.php
[13:19:35] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:19:35] <exec> error downloading file (3)
[13:19:52] <crutchy> derp
[13:19:56] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file irc.php
[13:19:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> woopsie
[13:19:58] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:19:59] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/irc.php"
[13:20:17] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file irc_lib.php
[13:20:18] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:20:19] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/irc_lib.php"
[13:20:39] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/getmem.php
[13:20:41] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:20:41] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/getmem.php"
[13:20:49] <crutchy> ~restart
[13:20:53] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (109.5 kb)
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[13:21:05] <boru> Heh, nice vhost.
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[13:21:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> which?
[13:21:42] <crutchy> ~getmem
[13:21:43] <exec> 1026700
[13:21:46] <boru> [~exec@crutchys.brothel]
[13:22:01] <crutchy> i think that's in bytes
[13:22:30] <crutchy> that can't be right?
[13:22:34] <crutchy> under a Mb?
[13:22:35] <boru> Probably MB.
[13:22:39] <crutchy> lol
[13:22:58] <crutchy> i guess its just been restarted
[13:23:03] <boru> When uncertain, assume the next order of magnitude.
[13:23:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Subsentient
[13:23:29] * exec metrosexually nudges a lifetime supply of hatred toward Subsentient
[13:23:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~getmem
[13:23:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> booooooo
[13:23:45] <boru> It could be furlongs per fortnight, now that I think about it.
[13:24:00] <crutchy> uses memory_get_usage, which might not be very accurate
[13:24:14] <crutchy> ~php memory_get_usage
[13:24:16] <exec> function not found
[13:24:23] <crutchy> :|
[13:24:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> do getmem again, it won't let me
[13:24:45] <crutchy> ~getmem
[13:24:47] <exec> 1040340
[13:24:54] <boru> Wtf.
[13:24:54] <crutchy> gone up a bit
[13:25:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> that can't possibly be a one meg bot.
[13:25:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> the php interpreter alone should run that much resident
[13:25:40] <crutchy> i'll try it on my vm and get htop's output
[13:25:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> knod knod
[13:26:32] <crutchy> fuck i can't remember which column
[13:26:50] <boru> Press `m`
[13:27:12] <boru> Err, `M`, rather.
[13:27:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> or regular top and <<<
[13:28:11] <boru> Res == wired, iirc, so add that to virtual memory (i.e. paged out)
[13:31:03] <crutchy> http://i.imgur.com
[13:31:29] <crutchy> is it like 30M or something
[13:31:36] <crutchy> looks a bit more sensible
[13:31:40] <crutchy> not 1M
[13:31:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas not bad really
[13:32:05] <crutchy> oh wait thats geany
[13:32:09] <crutchy> derp
[13:33:53] <crutchy> http://i.imgur.com
[13:34:03] <crutchy> was a bit lazy with my paste this time sorry :/
[13:34:27] <crutchy> is that 21M?
[13:35:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you wanna script it you can use `top -b -n1 | grep [s]criptname`
[13:35:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> and pipe it through awk
[13:35:13] <crutchy> hmm
[13:35:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[13:37:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe | grep '[p]hp irc.php'
[13:37:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:37:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:37:33] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 118
[13:39:04] <crutchy> doesn't seem to work in mah terminal :|
[13:39:16] <crutchy> doesn't show up in top -n1
[13:40:05] <crutchy> ooh think i got it
[13:50:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool cool
[13:52:47] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/getmem.php
[13:52:49] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:52:49] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/getmem.php"
[13:52:54] <crutchy> ~getmem
[13:52:57] <exec> something borked
[13:53:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> doh
[13:53:09] <crutchy> doh
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[13:57:57] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:57:58] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/getmem.php"
[13:58:01] <crutchy> ~getmem
[13:58:06] <exec> something borked
[13:58:30] <crutchy> bugger. i didn't get a pm
[13:58:39] <crutchy> maybe top aint on there
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[14:22:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, going to need to store the latest datestamp for each feed source. should prolly slap that in a sqlite db. no need to be adding another user and accessing the production db.
[14:22:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> well no, we have mysql set up locally on bery already. guess i could use that.
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[14:26:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> Used Synology DS1512+
[14:26:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> What's a good price to offer on that?
[14:26:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> Anyone have an idea?
[14:27:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> not a clue
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[15:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[15:10:32] <yo_momma> ^ 0312 Year Old Girl Kills Rap God [Full Version] - YouTube
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[17:32:26] <takyon_> http://www.computerworld.com
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[17:55:46] <takyon_> bad bender
[18:16:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Update for Facebook Ads Story: New Ads Already Blocked! - http://sylnt.us - whack-a-mole
[18:31:35] <takyon_> SoylentNews Introduced Dynamic New Ads Program
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[18:56:03] <cmn32480_phone> ~weather station Simon's island, ga
[18:56:04] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[18:56:31] <cmn32480_phone> ~weather st. Simon's island, ga
[18:56:33] <exec> 10Saint Simons Island, GA, USA - currently 89°F / 32°C, partly cloudy, wind SE at 11 mph, humidity 70% - Monday partly cloudy (79°F:89°F / 26°C:32°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (78°F:88°F / 26°C:31°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (77°F:89°F / 25°C:32°C), Thursday mostly sunny (77°F:89°F / 25°C:32°C)
[18:57:04] <cmn32480_phone> 89 my ass... like 97 and 400% hu,idity
[18:58:35] <xhedit> ~weather hell
[18:58:37] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 93°F / 34°C, partly cloudy, wind E at 4 mph, humidity 47% - Monday isolated thunderstorms (78°F:94°F / 26°C:34°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (80°F:95°F / 27°C:35°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (76°F:91°F / 24°C:33°C), Thursday partly cloudy (75°F:88°F / 24°C:31°C)
[18:58:59] <cmn32480_phone> They is like 400% stupidity
[18:59:46] <janrinok> cmn32480_phone, isn't 400% humidity like standing in a lake?
[19:00:13] <cmn32480_phone> Yes.... like breathing through a wet dirty sock
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[19:32:25] <NCommander> I'm either going to place Kerbal Space Program, or work on soylentnews today
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[19:46:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, i was going to monkey with csp after i woke up but monit thought SN was down and started blaring at me 15m after i got to sleep.
[19:46:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> needless to say i am cranky now.
[20:48:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Climate Model Says Venus No Longer "Habitable" - http://sylnt.us - ...by-us
[21:33:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.techdirt.com
[21:33:47] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[21:34:13] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[21:35:11] <Deucalion> #sammich
[21:35:11] * MrPlow whips up a smoked cat nipple jerky sammich for Deucalion
[21:35:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?! thas gotta be a Subsentient one
[21:35:44] <Deucalion> more than likely
[21:35:53] <Deucalion> hos things mr buzzard?
[21:36:05] <Deucalion> ~weather juggs
[21:36:07] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 63°F / 17°C, clear, wind E at 6 mph, humidity 67% - Monday clear (55°F:74°F / 13°C:23°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (57°F:75°F / 14°C:24°C), Wednesday sunny (61°F:77°F / 16°C:25°C), Thursday cloudy (60°F:75°F / 16°C:24°C)
[21:36:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> bit if a shite day. only a bit though.
[21:38:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima fuck off and get my vidya on
[21:38:39] <Deucalion> meh likewise. Supposed to be my day off today, but spent half of it dealing with various people on the phone thanks to some numpty managing to break the rear light cluster on my company van while it was parked up on Saturday night. No idea who, seems they just fucked off and left no note.
[21:41:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> may even put a little irish in my evening coffee
[21:41:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> right then, off i fuck
[21:43:25] <Deucalion> have a good one
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