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[00:17:57] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup fellas
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[02:13:16] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
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[02:29:25] <mecctro> #sammich
[02:29:25] * MrPlow whips up a bread sammich for mecctro
[02:29:32] <mecctro> how humble
[02:30:03] * Bytram offers a cup of water to mecctro
[02:30:08] <Bytram> =)
[02:30:14] <Bytram> !uid
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[02:30:19] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[02:30:21] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 84°F, clear, wind SW at 15 mph, humidity 74% - Thursday clear with periodic clouds (78°F:93°F), Friday scattered thunderstorms (72°F:96°F), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (72°F:75°F), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (72°F:91°F)
[02:30:23] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[02:30:25] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 76°F, clear, wind S at 4 mph, humidity 78% - Thursday clear with periodic clouds (67°F:90°F), Friday scattered thunderstorms (65°F:89°F), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (64°F:70°F), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (65°F:76°F)
[02:30:27] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[02:30:29] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 63°F, clear, wind S at 0 mph, humidity 90% - Thursday scattered showers (56°F:76°F), Friday rain (47°F:71°F), Saturday scattered showers (53°F:71°F), Sunday showers (54°F:67°F)
[02:31:02] <mecctro> bread and water, I guess all I need now is a burlap sack to wear
[02:31:17] * cmn32480 tosses mecctro a burlap sack
[02:31:27] <Bytram> or, if you prefer, camel hair?
[02:31:42] <mecctro> that would go well with my hay roof
[02:31:43] * cmn32480 starts itching just thinkng about it
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[03:10:27] <mecctro> peace
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[07:39:45] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
[07:39:52] <mecctro> nm
[07:40:19] <boru> Mourning.
[07:40:41] <Ethanol-fueled> mecctro, your name sounds like "mecos"
[07:41:40] * Ethanol-fueled hates mornings
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[07:45:06] <mecctro> not a huge morning person either
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[08:22:53] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[08:22:54] <SirFinkus> oh good
[08:22:59] <yo_momma> ^ 03Pokémon Go and The illuminati Exposed - YouTube
[08:26:53] <crutchy> #submit http://www.smh.com.au
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[08:29:54] <crutchy> ermagerd do people still use fb?
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[08:43:51] * Ethanol-fueled burps
[08:44:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, I want to shit in Angela Merkel's mouth
[08:44:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Or make an electronic toilet which plays gobbling sounds followed by "Thank you sir, may I have another?" in German
[08:44:49] <Ethanol-fueled> when you flush it.
[08:45:34] <boru> She's a bit of an eejit, alright.
[08:46:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Last night I had a dream of mating with a Black woman. There was a funky soundtrack playing in the background punctuated periodically by a deep voice saying "Sproooog"
[08:46:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Sprog
[08:48:05] <SirFinkus> I thought the germans were into that sort of thing
[08:48:10] <SirFinkus> shitting and stuff
[08:48:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Yes, they are.
[08:48:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Classic S & M dating back to the Weimar Republic.
[08:48:48] <Ethanol-fueled> They had coprophile clubs that Hitler and Goering would attend.
[08:48:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Those clubs would feed the girls bananas.
[08:49:10] <SirFinkus> ubermensch indeed
[08:49:28] <SirFinkus> damn, you actually know what you're talking about
[08:49:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Being productive has its costs. Look at the Japs.
[08:49:42] <SirFinkus> I thought you were making shit up, but the bananas detail is spot on
[08:49:57] <Ethanol-fueled> It's no accident that the Germans and the Japs have the most eccentric sexual tastes.
[08:52:23] <SirFinkus> speaking of shits, I ate an entire bag of frozen curly fries for dinner tonight
[08:52:29] <SirFinkus> not looking forward to that one
[08:52:40] <boru> You ate them frozen?
[08:52:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice, that sounds good.
[08:52:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Did you bake or fry them?
[08:53:09] <SirFinkus> my hoarder neighbor brought over an "air fryer"
[08:53:18] <Ethanol-fueled> boru, that's what pot will do to a man.
[08:53:19] <SirFinkus> she got off hsn or something
[08:53:29] <SirFinkus> no pot involved
[08:53:48] <SirFinkus> they were just so fucking good
[08:53:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Did you bite her nipples, Fink?
[08:54:44] <SirFinkus> no
[08:55:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Do you think she has big areolas, Fink?
[08:55:28] <SirFinkus> she bought an air fryer off HSN, and hoards shit, how do you think she looks?
[08:56:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Overweight, slightly but not completely unkempt, poorly dressed
[08:56:34] <Ethanol-fueled> You would not know she's crazy just by talking to her, you would have to see her in action to make that determination.
[08:56:47] <Ethanol-fueled> accurate?
[08:57:15] <SirFinkus> somewhat
[08:57:19] <SirFinkus> but HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA HOLY SHIT
[08:57:20] <SirFinkus> http://money.cnn.com
[08:57:24] <SirFinkus> THEY'RE DOING IT AGAIN
[08:57:26] <yo_momma> ^ 03'Ocean's 8' will have all-female cast with Anne Hathaway and Rihanna - Aug. 11, 2016
[08:57:49] <SirFinkus> "rapper Awkwafina"
[08:57:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, I saw that. Pathetic.
[08:57:55] <SirFinkus> you literally can NOT make this shit up
[08:58:14] <Ethanol-fueled> It's gonna suck.
[08:58:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Not because it's women, but because it's JeweyWood
[08:58:48] <SirFinkus> AWKWAFINA
[08:58:50] <Ethanol-fueled> The death throes of Hollywood.
[08:59:04] <boru> Hollywood has been producing crap for at least two decades now. Nothing new to see, here.
[08:59:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Aquafina ain't even the good shit. I'm partial to Arrowhead myself.
[08:59:36] <SirFinkus> all that shit < artisian well water downtown
[08:59:38] <boru> I thought Aquafina was a beverage of some sort.
[08:59:52] <SirFinkus> it's branded tap water
[09:00:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup. Filtered municipal shit
[09:00:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing beats drinking from melted snow-streams in Washington mountains, though
[09:01:44] <boru> Unless you're downstream from an animal carcass.
[09:02:32] <Ethanol-fueled> boru, that wouldn't change anything
[09:03:12] <Ethanol-fueled> It's not like you're drinking straight from a stagnant pool of duck shit festering in the hot sun, ingesting brain-eating amoebas.
[09:03:27] <SirFinkus> the last time this shit saw sunlight was probably decades/centuries ago
[09:04:35] <Ethanol-fueled> I can't wait until they have an all-female remake of The Program
[09:04:55] <SirFinkus> it's a fad
[09:05:57] <boru> It'll probably be an all female Saving Private Ryan. Might as well change history whilst you're at it.
[09:06:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Good point.
[09:06:15] <SirFinkus> remember black wizard of oz?
[09:06:19] <Ethanol-fueled> They'll keep the Nazis male, though
[09:07:02] <Ethanol-fueled> That would be hilarious, Fink -- the wizard himself choking on the pot smoke of his own illusion
[09:07:27] <SirFinkus> you don't know about The Wiz?
[09:07:49] <Ethanol-fueled> naw, mayne.
[09:08:02] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[09:08:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy shit, you're not making it up/.
[09:08:08] <yo_momma> ^ 03The Wiz (3/8) Movie CLIP - Ease on Down the Road (1978) HD - YouTube
[09:08:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Produced by ((( ROB COHEN ))) Screenplay by ((( JOEL SCHUMACHER )))
[09:09:04] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[09:09:05] <yo_momma> ^ 03The Wiz (4/8) Movie CLIP - I'm a Mean Old Lion (1978) HD - YouTube
[09:09:07] <SirFinkus> better clip
[09:09:51] <Ethanol-fueled> That's pretty rad, and has a big-name cast.
[09:10:07] <SirFinkus> the lion is still super gay
[09:10:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Dat Diana Ross die
[09:10:24] <Ethanol-fueled> doe
[09:10:38] <SirFinkus> I like the lion's high ass
[09:11:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, that tail is a bit high
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[09:12:52] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[09:12:53] <yo_momma> ^ 03The Wiz - Slide Some Oil To Me - YouTube
[09:13:07] <SirFinkus> "slide some oil to me baby" *points at dick*
[09:13:09] <SirFinkus> really subtle
[09:13:14] <Ethanol-fueled> I hope to mate with a negress at least once before I die.
[09:13:40] <Ethanol-fueled> All the chances I had with negresses I blew because I was a pussy.
[09:13:50] <SirFinkus> might wanna start by not calling them "negresses"
[09:14:13] <Ethanol-fueled> That's what they called Uhura in Star TrekL TOS
[09:14:46] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[09:14:46] <yo_momma> ^ 03Star Trek - "The Charming Negress" - YouTube
[09:15:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Hmm, that's a good quote - "In our century, we learned not to fear words"
[09:16:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Ahead of its time
[09:16:33] <chromas> words can hurt
[09:16:37] <chromas> verbullying
[09:16:45] <chromas> cyberpain
[09:17:44] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, then seek revenge.
[09:17:44] <chromas> cyberbully rapecloud
[09:18:07] <Ethanol-fueled> bullies have small penises
[09:18:20] <Ethanol-fueled> live in single-parent households
[09:18:22] <SirFinkus> is that why they order extenders?
[09:18:32] <SirFinkus> the cheap chinese ones off amazon
[09:18:40] <SirFinkus> that work just as well as the name brands
[09:18:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, sometimes average, or even slightly above average, isn't good enough.
[09:19:17] <chromas> do the chinese ones have cadmium?
[09:19:17] <SirFinkus> that's when you break out the produce
[09:19:23] <Ethanol-fueled> bullies have low self-esteem. They are sad creatures, really.
[09:19:26] <chromas> bite my shiny metal extender
[09:19:40] <chromas> corn is great because it's bumpy
[09:19:59] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, I heard your momma prefers Durian.
[09:20:05] <SirFinkus> hard to clean though chromas
[09:20:11] <chromas> then again some cukes have little pokies which could be fun
[09:20:25] <Ethanol-fueled> eggplants are pretty interesting.
[09:20:42] <chromas> eggokants are sexist though I heard
[09:21:02] * chromas typos to the max
[09:21:03] <SirFinkus> a lot of the squashes too, they almost have knots like dog dicks
[09:21:25] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahaha
[09:21:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Gourds
[09:21:41] <chromas> plus they're curled up at the end for a double whammy
[09:22:53] <SirFinkus> http://www.rareseeds.com
[09:23:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Whoa, those look like hog weenies
[09:23:24] <Ethanol-fueled> corkscrew and all
[09:23:47] <butthurt> http://www.digitalspy.com
[09:23:53] <yo_momma> ^ 03The 9 best celebrity emoji sets to revitalise your texting game, from Kim Kardashian to Justin Bieber
[09:24:11] <butthurt> Someone made an emoji of a parsnip going into a peach.
[09:24:29] <Ethanol-fueled> emoji are gay
[09:24:37] <Ethanol-fueled> The only useful one is the pile of shit
[09:24:44] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[09:24:45] <yo_momma> ^ 03Explosive eversion of a duck penis. - YouTube
[09:24:51] <Ethanol-fueled> half of them dont even render on my sail fone
[09:25:17] * Ethanol-fueled heard "snake penis wine" is a thing in Asia
[09:25:28] <butthurt> No great loss perhaps.
[09:26:02] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: hi, glad to see you using your real moniker.
[09:26:18] <Subsentient> Don't be ashamed of the glorious, deranged, disgusting bastard we all love you for.
[09:26:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Sup nigga.
[09:26:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Ethanol-fueled does not feel shame.
[09:26:36] <Subsentient> :^D
[09:26:47] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[09:26:47] <Ethanol-fueled> he is the best, and worse, that humanity has to offer.
[09:26:48] <yo_momma> ^ 03DARK TRANQUILLITY - Uniformity (OFFICIAL VIDEO) - YouTube
[09:26:58] <butthurt> In California a dead whale washed ashore. A reporter remarked upon its enormous penis.
[09:27:07] <Subsentient> I'm a level 100 misanthrope myself.
[09:27:23] <butthurt> Turned out that the whale was actually female but its vagina had everted.
[09:27:36] <SirFinkus> duck dicks are built for rape
[09:27:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, you are the most misanthropic bastard I have encountered.
[09:28:14] <Ethanol-fueled> And I have known plenty. You surpass even my friend Frankie, and he habitually smoked meth.
[09:28:22] <SirFinkus> surprised they let you out already Subsentient
[09:28:59] <SirFinkus> Ethanol-fueled, snakes have 2 penises
[09:29:09] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: No padded room can contain me. You should know that by now.
[09:30:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Huh, you learn something new every day.
[09:30:45] <SirFinkus> http://www.aliexpress.com would I be a hipster if I ordered and wore this?
[09:30:46] <yo_momma> ^ 03Star Trap T Shirt Star Trek Weed Leaf Galaxy t shirt summer style tops chemise Casual tees For Unisex Women Men Plus Size-in T-Shirts from Men's Clothing & Accessories on Aliexpress.com | Alibaba Group
[09:30:52] <chromas> Dear diary: Today I learned snakes have stereoboners
[09:31:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Whoa, that's rad, Fink
[09:31:29] <Ethanol-fueled> I bookmarked that shit. gonna gettit when I have sheckels
[09:31:54] <SirFinkus> that's what I thought too, but I was worried it would get in 3 wolf moon territory
[09:32:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Even worse, when you rely on a gimmick and you show up to the club only to find somebody else wearing it.
[09:33:07] <SirFinkus> I think it would be rare enough because of copyright shit
[09:33:15] <SirFinkus> you'd have to get it directly from china pretty much
[09:34:22] <SirFinkus> while googling snake penises, I found this which is shitty, but endearing in a certain way https://www.youtube.com
[09:34:22] <yo_momma> ^ 03Murphy - Penis Snake - G'day Murphy - YouTube
[09:40:51] <SirFinkus> oh man, here come the farts
[09:40:53] <SirFinkus> oily
[09:41:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Nasty.
[09:41:25] <SirFinkus> no smell really though
[09:41:57] <Ethanol-fueled> What brand fries were they?
[09:42:08] <SirFinkus> arbys
[09:42:19] <SirFinkus> idk who really makes them
[09:42:22] <SirFinkus> but they are arbys branded
[09:42:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Whoa, that sounds good.
[09:42:33] <SirFinkus> and taste exactly like the ones you'd get at the resturant
[09:42:36] <SirFinkus> they pulled it off
[09:42:56] <Ethanol-fueled> No wonder why they're wrecking havoc. Safeway brand bagged fries don't do that.
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[09:47:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient quit because we were no longer talking about animal cocks.
[09:47:37] <SirFinkus> why I tabbed out tbh
[09:47:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah
[09:47:44] <butthurt> Guess I'll be off too then.
[09:47:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, it is late.
[09:47:50] <Ethanol-fueled> early
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[09:48:24] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm jammin on some UK right now
[09:48:50] <Ethanol-fueled> If King Crimson, Pink Floyd, and Frank Zappa had an illegitimate baby, UK would be it.
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[09:50:01] <Ethanol-fueled> ANIMAL COCKS
[09:50:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Whoa a band that can make the Wurlitzer not sound gay.
[09:50:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Supertramp tried and failed at that effort.
[09:51:25] <SirFinkus> I'm pretty happy because it turns out fedex didn't lose my speakers, and they're coming today
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[09:51:44] <SirFinkus> so I can piss the neighbors off by making feedback noises
[09:51:47] <Ethanol-fueled> FInk, what's wrong with the speakers you already had?
[09:52:05] <SirFinkus> aside from them not existing?
[09:52:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Huh, good point.
[09:52:30] <SirFinkus> well, I have a shitty $20 practice amp, the one that comes in those squire kits
[09:52:46] <SirFinkus> actually a knock off
[09:52:50] <SirFinkus> silvertone
[09:52:51] <SirFinkus> it's gross
[09:52:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Squier ain't bad, for the money
[09:53:07] <SirFinkus> this amp is fucking horrible though
[09:53:16] <SirFinkus> the gain just adds hiss
[09:53:22] <Ethanol-fueled> What brand is your 2X12?
[09:53:44] <SirFinkus> don't have a 2x12
[09:53:50] <SirFinkus> I bought a 4x12 cab
[09:53:51] <SirFinkus> empty
[09:54:04] <SirFinkus> no branding, but it seems pretty solid
[09:54:10] <c0lo> (for AusCensus/IBM : http://www.zdnet.com - Treasurer wants compensation, IBM apologizes)
[09:54:15] <yo_momma> ^ 03Australian Treasurer puts IBM on notice for compensation | ZDNet ( http://www.zdnet.com )
[09:54:17] <Ethanol-fueled> If its plywood rather than particleboard, it's solid.
[09:54:52] <Ethanol-fueled> If its solid wood, its some botique shit
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[09:55:06] <SirFinkus> plywood, cost me $20
[09:55:16] <SirFinkus> it has wheels too
[09:55:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Noice
[09:55:52] <SirFinkus> and it had fiberglass insulation at some point that I'm going to need to remove
[09:56:19] <SirFinkus> I don't know if that's actually a thing, but whatever it is, it's fucked up
[09:57:09] <Ethanol-fueled> That's unheard of.
[09:58:06] <SirFinkus> someone tore most of it out
[09:58:12] <SirFinkus> but there's enough to be a pita
[09:59:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Stuffing shit in cabs is nigger-tier. It's like how you dampen a bass drum by stuffing a pillow inside
[09:59:45] <SirFinkus> someone put effort into this
[09:59:47] <SirFinkus> it's glued in
[09:59:59] <Ethanol-fueled> That's some autist-tier shit
[10:00:53] <SirFinkus> but muh tone
[10:01:49] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[10:01:56] <SirFinkus> well, idk if you'd call that "effort"
[10:02:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, there could have been a good reason.
[10:02:44] <SirFinkus> well, maybe that was the extent of his mental capabilities
[10:03:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, acoustic foam is crazy expensive.
[10:03:05] <SirFinkus> like that juggalo guy in my math class
[10:03:45] <SirFinkus> he'd listen to his music on high through his earbuds mouthing the lyrics as he listened
[10:03:56] <SirFinkus> with such an intense look of concentration
[10:04:09] <SirFinkus> you'd think he was kasparov going up against deep blue
[10:04:51] <SirFinkus> literally any foam would have been better than fiberglass insulation
[10:05:03] <SirFinkus> fucking styrofoam probably would have been better
[10:05:36] <SirFinkus> my image of hell is every surface being covered in styrofoam insulation
[10:07:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube oak ridge boys elvira
[10:07:56] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[10:08:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:08:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2795
[10:08:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh yeah, that foam shit you can just pipe in.
[10:08:50] <SirFinkus> wait, that might actually be worse
[10:08:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Well if your cab goes resonant you can first block the wheels.
[10:08:59] <SirFinkus> since you can't get it out
[10:09:26] <SirFinkus> I think it's also fairly expensive as well
[10:09:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Or make lemonade from piss and use creative mic-ing techniques
[10:09:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> perils of being as old as me. you occasionally wake up with the oak ridge boys stuck in your head.
[10:10:11] <SirFinkus> my money is that it'll sound just fine, given that someone actually tore the foam out
[10:10:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, fookers
[10:10:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Sup Buzzard
[10:10:21] <SirFinkus> err, fiberglass
[10:11:06] <SirFinkus> oh fuck, 3 am
[10:11:07] <SirFinkus> night
[10:11:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Lata
[10:12:01] * Ethanol-fueled enjoys being unemployed....for now
[10:13:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it's amusing for a while
[10:13:35] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't have much longer to enjoy it.
[10:14:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Even my weekend is pouring concrete and prostituting myself.
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[10:15:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be worse. you could be tamping sand for pouring concrete by hand.
[10:16:44] <Ethanol-fueled> tamping sand is what the pros do. I just pour the shit and hope it dont crack in a year.
[10:17:04] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't lay steel, nothin'.
[10:22:10] <Ethanol-fueled> a 4" slab doesn't need steel, even the screen kind
[10:22:39] <Ethanol-fueled> if it sags or cracks I can apply crack fillers and auto-levelers
[10:23:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, not being able to smoke pot sucks. Bye bye regular sleep schedule.
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[10:26:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> sorry, not ignoring ya, getting some early morning trolling in.
[10:27:36] <Ethanol-fueled> No worries. There is no obligation.
[10:28:53] <chromas> 4" isn't even enough to hide bodies in
[10:28:58] <chromas> unless you cube 'em up first
[10:30:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> 4" thick? dude. you pouring an AC pad?
[10:32:40] <Ethanol-fueled> It's a make-work program.
[10:33:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing will rest on it but a coiled hose and perhaps some potted plants.
[10:34:28] <Ethanol-fueled> My problem is mostly how I'll cover my previous bad job. I'm thinking that pastey shit they cover pool decks with
[10:34:41] <Ethanol-fueled> It bonds rather well with a variety of masonry.
[10:37:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> if all else fails, bed liner.
[10:39:10] <Ethanol-fueled> My job won't fail, but it might not look nice.
[10:40:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Then I have to use a concrete grinder, or auto-leveling compound.
[10:43:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds like a lot of pain in the ass work
[10:43:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, but its a make-work program. At the end of the day I have to sell my body again.
[10:44:34] <Ethanol-fueled> She wins because she saves money on the jobs, I win because I need Sheckels.
[10:44:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey! this one of them standing in front of home depot jobs? you taking jerbs from hard-working mexicans?
[10:46:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, being able to speak fluent English and having knowledge of the tech industry puts me at an advantage.
[10:46:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Besides that? Yeah, I'm pretty much a Home Depot Mexican.
[10:46:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> not if you're being asked to roof a house or pour concrete.
[10:48:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, I can always hide behind that I know the person who's paying me for jerbs. But discounting that, yes, I am working like a Mexican.
[10:48:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, yer takin their jerbs!
[10:49:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, honest feedback and a command of English will indeed "take their jerbs."
[10:50:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should get me a home depot mexican to finish up the comments code.
[10:50:20] <Ethanol-fueled> What makes me angry is that Dem shills say that "They do the jobs you won't do."
[10:50:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> dems ain't wrong on that. folks today mostly won't get off their asses and hustle for work.
[10:51:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> much less do anything that'll cause em to break a sweat.
[10:51:34] <Ethanol-fueled> I diagree. I think they will.
[10:52:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, it are cigarette time.
[10:52:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:52:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:52:11] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 113
[10:55:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, I remember smoking. Good shit.
[10:56:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Alas, I do it no longer.
[10:56:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I must work...like a Mexican.
[10:57:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Become one with the Brown Menace.
[10:58:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Work in the hard sunlight until my sweat glistens from my tits, from my brow downward onto my chest hair
[11:00:57] <Ethanol-fueled> To complete the job, and be sent home with haute cuisine: Smoked herring fillets, grilled meat and vegetables, hand-cut herbs and spices
[11:02:29] <Ethanol-fueled> And, to become a gigolo, to sell my body for SEX with an older woman.
[11:05:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Aawck! I must exit.....for now
[11:05:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahhahahha.
[11:05:17] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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[11:18:50] <weeds> ~gday hosers
[11:18:52] * exec overratedly spews a doubly-linked list of active directory on hosers
[11:19:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday weeds
[11:19:08] * exec unjustifiably experiences a pair of 🍆 with weeds
[11:19:26] <weeds> pair of what?
[11:19:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno, can't tell what that is sposed to be.
[11:20:01] <weeds> and, um, sorry about the active directory
[11:20:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries. my box don't know nothin about windows networking anyway.
[11:21:51] <weeds> good, good, can just pour that right into the bit bucket.
[11:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's probably good for filling up the rng but that's about it
[11:23:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, slow news day.
[11:25:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, guess i'll take my drugs and go watch tv until it's time to work on the boat some more.
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[11:57:37] <crutchy> systemd!
[11:58:07] <crutchy> they might call it systembsdd just to be different
[11:58:19] <crutchy> s/dd/d/
[11:58:19] <sedctl> <crutchy> they might call it systembsd just to be different
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[12:38:49] <riT-k0MA> I have this unusual problem. I just got this new screen. It's a nice monitor, everything looks good on it. Except for the SoylentNews site. The front page flickers the whole time. Does anyone have an idea as to how I can change the background colour of the articles on the front page?
[12:39:21] <riT-k0MA> (The article flickers, but the comments don't)
[12:41:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> riT-k0MA: if you log in, you can set the theme site-wide
[12:41:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm not sure you can do that if you're not logged in
[12:41:47] <riT-k0MA> Do you have a URL to that page?
[12:42:00] <riT-k0MA> (I'm almost always logged in)
[12:42:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> Sure: https://soylentnews.org
[12:42:16] <yo_momma> ^ 03Log In
[12:42:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> The change the setting under "Select Theme"
[12:42:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> My personal favorite is Night Mode, which gives a dark background and light text.
[12:43:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> Although VT100 is pretty nice if you don't mind the green text
[12:43:21] <riT-k0MA> AndyTheAbsurd: Thanks :-)
[12:43:28] <riT-k0MA> Pity. I like the existing theme
[12:47:07] <riT-k0MA> Right. I don't like the non-default look. Sounds like I'm going to have to modify the existing one. ('New' theme: 'Anti-flicker' >.>)
[12:47:58] <riT-k0MA> Night Mode looks good, but I won't be able to chameleon at work.
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[13:32:05] <SoyGuest88315> vt100 FTW, been that for over a year now, no intention to change. Green's quite relaxing. Amber might be more relaxing, and bring back more memories of VT*
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[14:09:13] <Ingar> my vt100 was dreadfully slow on 9600 baud
[14:09:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> "dreadfully slow" on 9600 baud? Try 2400 baud. Or even 1200.
[14:10:02] <Ingar> and they kill your eyesight :D
[14:10:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> Actually I think the slowest I ever connected at was 300 baud.
[14:10:25] <Ingar> AndyTheAbsurd: I'm not _that_ old
[14:10:41] * AndyTheAbsurd is old but not as old as 300 baud modems
[14:14:06] <Ingar> our first computer did have an amber hercules though
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[18:57:31] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup niggaz
[18:57:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Enjoying my last few days of freedumb before I get back to the grind.
[18:58:40] <Ethanol-fueled> drinking++
[18:58:40] <Bender> karma - drinking: 1
[18:58:45] <Ethanol-fueled> booze++
[18:58:45] <Bender> karma - booze: 6
[18:58:50] <Ethanol-fueled> niggers++
[18:58:50] <Bender> karma - niggers: 4
[18:58:57] <Ethanol-fueled> gays++
[18:58:57] <Bender> karma - gays: 2
[18:59:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> booze++
[18:59:52] <Bender> karma - booze: 7
[19:00:14] <Ethanol-fueled> booze is proof that God loves man and wants him to be happy.
[19:00:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> gnaa++
[19:00:24] <Bender> karma - gnaa: 1
[19:00:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Best mind-altering substance of all time.
[19:00:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> and if you know what "GNAA" is, you probably spent too much time on Slashdot in its earlier days.
[19:00:52] <Ethanol-fueled> the GNAA rocks. I'm kinda sad I never joined them. I could have learned some things about hacking.
[19:01:17] <chromas> They need to update their linux distro
[19:01:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I could be drinking Yellen in Serbia with Weev right now.
[19:01:27] <Ethanol-fueled> 'scuse me, Jellen
[19:02:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, I will graduate soon, in 1-2 months. Perhaps now is the time.
[19:02:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Babby's first computer arch class is kicking my ass.
[19:05:15] <Ethanol-fueled> MIPS++
[19:05:15] <Bender> karma - mips: 1
[19:13:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> GMail ignores .s in the username part of an e-mail address
[19:13:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> my GMail address has 12 characters in it
[19:13:40] <Ethanol-fueled> gmail has been becoming shitty as of late.
[19:14:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> depending on exactly what the rules are, that's somewhere between 2048 and 8192 variations that all end up in my mailbox.
[19:14:07] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm thinking after I graduate, to roll my own solution'
[19:14:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yeah, I don't think it would be that hard to recreate a lot of GMail's actual e-mail functionality.
[19:15:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Set up a crude server using open-source tools, without all the phone home bullshit
[19:15:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> (the ability to tie into a calendar, or a smartphone's contact list, or anything else that GMail does that I'm not thinking about, would probably be a lot harder.)
[19:16:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Honestly, I don't even use any of that shit.
[19:16:35] * Ethanol-fueled ponders developing an extension for 10-minute mail
[19:20:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> I kinda want to reimplement Slack/MatterMost but with PGP encryption for all messages
[19:21:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> or a federation system of sort sort
[19:21:39] <Ethanol-fueled> PGP? Who are you, some kind of terrorist>
[19:21:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> By the DHS's standards? Yes.
[19:22:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Welcome to the club, niggerfaggot.
[19:23:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> But really I just like implementing software for interesting and useful ideas
[19:23:15] <SirFinkus> new speakers came
[19:23:19] <SirFinkus> fucking awesome
[19:23:48] <SirFinkus> dog fucking hates them
[19:24:00] <Ethanol-fueled> In a decent world we shouldn't have to resort to encryption.
[19:24:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> Did you run TEN THOUSAND WATTS OF AMPLIFICATION through them will playing Tchaikovsky classical music pieces?
[19:24:10] <Ethanol-fueled> fink, what breed of dog?
[19:24:14] <SirFinkus> mutt
[19:24:22] <Ethanol-fueled> What breeds of dog?
[19:24:30] <SirFinkus> fuck if I know or care
[19:25:00] <SirFinkus> it's a little black dog
[19:25:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Is it a big enough dog to knot your hoarder neighbor satisfactorially?
[19:25:11] <SirFinkus> about the extent of my knowledge
[19:25:20] <SirFinkus> no
[19:26:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, what are the specs of your tube head?
[19:26:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Tube shit is waaaay louder than its wattage rating
[19:26:52] <SirFinkus> https://orangeamps.com
[19:26:53] <yo_momma> ^ 03Micro Dark ? Orange Amps
[19:27:20] <SirFinkus> it's fucking loud
[19:28:58] <SirFinkus> oh, and the speakers came with candy
[19:29:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> Looks pretty sweet. Even before you get to the speakers coming with candy.
[19:29:25] <SirFinkus> the worst candy in the world
[19:29:34] <SirFinkus> the last stuff to get eaten on halloween
[19:29:46] <SirFinkus> well, not quite, they aren't necco wafers
[19:31:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> now I'm sad that all I have is my little Ibanez practice amp :(
[19:31:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> of course I don't play enough to be any good anyway
[19:32:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> despite owning two electric guitars, one electric bass guitar, and [thinks] eight or nine different pedals
[19:32:37] <SirFinkus> should have spent more money on a good amp instead of the pedals
[19:33:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> I should have spent money on lessons instead of on any of the pedals I bought after high school
[19:34:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> I also should have kept the mini Marshall bass amp I sold before I moved to Florida.
[19:38:54] <SirFinkus> http://www.nytimes.com oh fuck, I may need to get myself checked
[19:39:00] <yo_momma> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[19:39:53] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't have any amplification, I sold it all to eat
[19:40:13] <Ethanol-fueled> I do have my dead gramma's nylon-string acoustic though
[19:40:20] <Ethanol-fueled> and its comfy as fuck
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[20:06:17] <Runaway1956> I just figured out why I like this place.
[20:06:31] <Runaway1956> There's a bunch of strange motherfuckers here - and I fit right in.
[20:06:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Because it tolerates niggers.
[20:06:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Kikes.
[20:06:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Wops, and,
[20:06:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Greasers.
[20:07:18] <Runaway1956> No one here cares what flavor of strange motherfucker you are - only thing that matter is you are strange.
[20:07:24] * n1 is a hippo
[20:07:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Here, you are all equally worthless.
[20:07:34] <Runaway1956> EOS - equal opportuniyt strange
[20:08:49] <SirFinkus> Ethanol-fueled enjoy's fingering his dead granny's nylon g string
[20:08:53] <SirFinkus> oh fuck
[20:09:00] <SirFinkus> greengrocers apostrophe
[20:09:10] <SirFinkus> I almost never do that
[20:09:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, i wish the bitch would die fast. But that's not gonna happen.
[20:12:30] <SirFinkus> sometimes a man needs to make his own luck
[20:25:46] <SirFinkus> I got some jokes
[20:25:52] <SirFinkus> "why was the ocean arrested?"
[20:26:15] <SirFinkus> BECAUSE IT BEAT UPON THE SHOR
[20:26:16] <SirFinkus> E
[20:26:23] <SirFinkus> What flies and helps people?
[20:26:29] <SirFinkus> A HELIDOCTOR
[20:26:47] <SirFinkus> Why did the clock break?
[20:26:56] <SirFinkus> IT WAS HIS TIME
[20:27:19] <SirFinkus> What is black and white and red?
[20:27:24] <SirFinkus> A SUNBURNED ZEBRA
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[21:33:24] <NCommander> Evening world
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[23:21:38] <Gravis> SirFinkus: the correct answer is these things: https://duckduckgo.com
[23:21:44] <yo_momma> ^ 03black and white and red at DuckDuckGo
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[23:57:13] <n1> ¬_¬