#Soylent | Logs for 2016-08-09
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[00:00:41] <SirFinkus> the "prologue" is a lengthly legalish disclaimer
[00:01:12] <SirFinkus> I'm also re-reading A Canticle for Leibowitz
[00:01:38] <SirFinkus> but reviewing that might be overdone
[00:01:42] <SirFinkus> wait, I have an idea
[00:01:58] <SirFinkus> What about a SN "Book of the Month" Club?
[00:02:00] <Gravis> SirFinkus: proofread summaries and read stories to ensure accuracy?
[00:02:19] <Bytram> Gravis: I've updated the gasden story; give a few minutes for it to make it out of the site cache.
[00:02:32] <Gravis> SirFinkus: if i wanted a book of the month, i'd join a book club
[00:02:41] <SirFinkus> could be interesting, at the beginning of each month, have a book selection, and then at the end of the month, a discussion of the book on the site
[00:02:44] <Gravis> Bytram: thank you.
[00:02:51] <Bytram> you're welcome!
[00:03:20] <Bytram> was that the only story? /me is not entirely all here today.
[00:04:00] <Gravis> Bytram: eh... it was only thing that jumped out.
[00:04:19] <Bytram> good; just wanted to make sure I didn't miss anything.
[00:04:24] <Bytram> teamwork++
[00:04:25] <Bender> karma - teamwork: 24
[00:04:43] <Gravis> Bytram: honestly, if you see something submitted by TheMightyBuzzard or Runaway1956, there is a fair chance it needs verification.
[00:05:47] <Bytram> I have, over time, developed a sense of certain, ahem, tendencies of our submitters.
[00:05:53] <Gravis> Bytram: TheMightyBuzzard especially enjoys causing faux controversy
[00:06:13] <Bytram> so, you might call that fauxcussed submissions?
[00:06:19] <Bytram> ;)
[00:07:39] <Gravis> Bytram: such blatant wordplay is soooo 18th century
[00:08:04] <Bytram> I'm just an old soul in a new[ish] skin
[00:08:19] * Bytram just closed about 20 tabs in his browser
[00:08:41] <Gravis> Bytram: put yourself in the burn ward and i assure you, nobody will ever claim that about you. ;)
[00:11:44] <Bytram> hence the modifier: -ish as in comparison to an *old* soul -- as you said 18th century -- I'm not *THAT* old!
[00:11:45] <Gravis> Bytram: but i hope you understand my imperatives for action or just kidding around. it's like demanding someone take out the trash because the fate of the world depends on it. it's not true but it's more interesting and fun.
[00:11:48] <Bytram> anyway, break time.
[00:15:01] <Bytram> plain text often fail to convey things clearly... hence all the greater importance of choosing one's words in such a way so as to not jeopardize the point one is trying to make. I much appreciated the change in tone of your send request. thank you.
[00:15:05] <Bytram> afk biab
[00:16:47] * cmn32480 scratches his head
[00:16:53] <SirFinkus> which is why you use a binary log format
[00:17:06] <cmn32480> of course
[00:17:07] * paulej72 scratches his ass
[00:17:41] * cmn32480 supposes that is better then you scratching somebody else's ass
[00:18:35] <paulej72> my ass likes it when I scratch him behind the ears
[00:19:54] <cmn32480> so did my Hooker
[00:22:20] <cmn32480> she would purr up a storm if you rubber her between the ears just right
[00:23:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[00:24:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> fix that typo. i have a picture of kitteh with a trojan draped across her forehead.
[00:24:35] <cmn32480> that was before she died
[00:24:54] <cmn32480> lol
[00:25:01] <SirFinkus> I like that Gilbert Gottfreid has a book called "Rubber Balls and Liquor"
[00:25:02] <cmn32480> I had to read it 3 times to see the typo
[00:25:30] <paulej72> it wasn't a typo
[00:25:36] <Bytram> I don't see a 'typo' but I *do* see one heck of an interesting homophone
[00:25:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, phone bigot
[00:25:59] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[00:26:01] * exec whole-heartedly blows a screenshot of chicken fingers at cmn32480
[00:26:11] <Bytram> dinner, is served!
[00:26:25] <cmn32480> but only a picture of dinner
[00:26:28] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[00:26:28] <paulej72> screensnot?
[00:26:30] * exec figuratively flicks a pitcher of clockwork oranges at bytram
[00:26:44] <Bytram> and now breakfast,too!
[00:27:52] * cmn32480 can't see straight
[00:28:22] <cmn32480> since I can't get inot my email account on the new tablet
[00:28:42] <cmn32480> I think I forgot to update some passwords in the db
[00:28:48] <Bytram> oops.
[00:28:51] <paulej72> clockwork orange was always my faorite flavor to paint a room
[00:30:20] * Bytram should really watch that one of these days... adds it to his overflowing todo list
[00:31:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo
[00:31:29] <Bender> todo for themightybuzzard: 1) utf8mb4 upgrade 2) filter comments by score in the api 3) latest spam moderations for admin accounts in api 4) make high-comment stories display much faster
[00:31:33] <cmn32480> ~todo Wtach Clockwork ORange
[00:31:46] * TheMightyBuzzard gives #4 the hairy eyeball
[00:32:15] * Bytram gives TheMightyBuzzard a fuzzy navel
[00:32:39] * Bytram was repurposing the clockwork oranges ;)
[00:32:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> already have one, thanks
[00:32:54] * TheMightyBuzzard picks some lint out
[00:32:59] <Bytram> no comment.
[00:42:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Preliminary Ruling in EEOC Gadsden Flag Case [Updated] - http://sylnt.us - don't-kick-me-when-i'm-down
[00:42:18] <cmn32480> that's just peachy
[00:45:53] <Bytram> keen observation
[00:57:23] * cmn32480 is done
[00:57:25] <cmn32480> time for bed
[00:57:30] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[00:57:32] * exec abnormally ejaculates a wagon of windows at #soylent
[01:01:58] <SirFinkus> worse than aids semen
[01:10:07] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[01:10:09] * exec sexually writes a fanfic featuring a biodome of GNU/toecheese about cmn32480
[01:12:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Air Force Skips Competition for Pair of NRO Missions - http://sylnt.us - sshhh-don't-tell-anyone
[01:27:06] <Runaway1956> <Gravis> Bytram: honestly, if you see something submitted by TheMightyBuzzard or Runaway1956, there is a fair chance it needs verification.
[01:27:20] <Runaway1956> Seriously, Gravis is the one who needs to be verified
[01:27:52] * Bytram is not so simple to take other people's word for what he should (or should not) think.
[01:28:20] <Runaway1956> Oh, really?
[01:28:24] <Bytram> trust is hard won and easily lost -- I let each tend their own path -- and work from there.
[01:28:56] <Runaway1956> Ooops - wrong response on my part
[01:29:14] <Runaway1956> Thought Gravis wrote that respoonse
[01:29:28] <Runaway1956> I jest fell out of bed, not keeping up yet
[01:30:07] * Bytram offers Runaway1956 a steaming cup of joe
[01:30:23] * Runaway1956 sips greedily
[01:31:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, it was Gravis
[01:31:35] <Runaway1956> Stupid FedEx and their "smartpost" system - my package was just a few miles from the house all weekend, but they refuse to deliver it before the deadline,
[01:32:03] <Runaway1956> I hate their "Smart" post
[01:38:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[01:40:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... think ima have me another smoke and hit the sack.
[01:42:23] <Runaway1956> There is just to much news - I'm intimidated by the walls of text today
[01:43:06] * Bytram offers Runaway1956 a few extra <p> tags
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[01:57:10] <pinchy> News junkies-r-us CEO: Runaway1956
[01:57:22] <Runaway1956> more fuel for BLM - and it appears the US MSM decided not to cover it - https://www.rt.com
[01:57:28] <yo_momma> ^ 03Uproar after Harrisburg police kill man, as claim he held knife to mother’s throat disputed — RT America
[01:59:11] <Runaway1956> Pennsylvania paper has it, that's all I see - http://www.pennlive.com
[01:59:11] <yo_momma> ^ 03'They killed my son': Mother of 20-year-old city man killed by police said her son had nothing in his hands | PennLive.com
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[02:43:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Evidence Mounts that Neutrinos are the Key to the Universe's Existence - http://sylnt.us - is-you-is-or-is-you-ain't?
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[04:45:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australian Politician Withholding Name from Census - http://sylnt.us - if-in-doubt,-challenge-the-system
[06:16:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Shoubu Continues to Lead June 2016 Green500 List, World's Fastest Supercomputer Comes in at #3 - http://sylnt.us - it's-not-easy-being-green
[07:47:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Asthma Pill 'Fevipiprant' Shows "Massive Promise" - http://sylnt.us - breathing-easier
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[09:18:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Netflix to Encrypt its Video Streams with HTTPS - http://sylnt.us - I-can't-see-what-you-did-there
[10:32:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:32:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2786
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[10:50:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Tests High Dynamic Range Stereo X Camera - http://sylnt.us - NOW-I-can-see-what-you-did-there
[11:42:53] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:42:55] * exec single-handedly reticulates a tremendouns number of flappy tama for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:42:58] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[11:42:59] * exec transphobically gives birth to a treasure chest of wasabi gummy fish for bytram
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[12:04:07] <cmn32480> herro?
[12:04:12] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:04:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2787
[12:13:39] <Naze> #sammich
[12:13:39] * MrPlow whips up a smoked cat nipple jerky sammich for Naze
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[12:23:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> #sammich
[12:23:31] * MrPlow whips up a bacon sammich for AndyTheAbsurd
[12:23:57] <boru> #sammich
[12:23:57] * MrPlow whips up a +3 sammich for boru
[12:24:10] <boru> +3! My...favourite...
[12:30:52] <cmn32480> #sammich
[12:30:52] * MrPlow whips up a bread sammich for cmn32480
[12:31:01] <cmn32480> <sigh> gonna be that kind of day
[12:32:57] * boru chuckles.
[12:34:26] <xhedit> ~weather hell
[12:34:28] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 71°F / 22°C, cloudy, wind SE at 0 mph, humidity 81% - Tuesday scattered showers (76°F:83°F / 24°C:28°C), Wednesday mostly cloudy (78°F:91°F / 26°C:33°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:90°F / 26°C:32°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (80°F:93°F / 27°C:34°C)
[12:34:51] <xhedit> nicotine++
[12:34:51] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 110
[12:39:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Saint Peterburg, FL
[12:39:12] <exec> 10Saint Petersburg, FL, USA - currently 77°F / 25°C, mostly cloudy, wind S at 15 mph, humidity 90% - Tuesday thunderstorm (78°F:83°F / 26°C:28°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (79°F:87°F / 26°C:31°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (79°F:89°F / 26°C:32°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (79°F:87°F / 26°C:31°C)
[12:39:33] <xhedit> florida is of course hotter than hell
[12:48:56] <weeds> ~weather
[12:48:57] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:49:22] <weeds> ~weather columbus
[12:49:24] <exec> 10Columbus, OH, USA - currently 74°F / 23°C, partly cloudy, wind SE at 8 mph, humidity 78% - Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (73°F:89°F / 23°C:32°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (73°F:85°F / 23°C:29°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:90°F / 23°C:32°C), Friday thunderstorm (74°F:89°F / 23°C:32°C)
[12:49:50] <weeds> so it is
[12:50:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> Florida's usually hotter than hell
[12:50:58] <boru> Does ~weather only do the US?
[12:51:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather yssy
[12:51:08] <exec> 10Sydney Airport, Sydney NSW - currently 63°F / 17°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind NE at 13 mph, humidity 55% - Tuesday cloudy (55°F:67°F / 13°C:19°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (49°F:75°F / 9°C:24°C), Thursday sunny (43°F:66°F / 6°C:19°C), Friday sunny (45°F:64°F / 7°C:18°C)
[12:51:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> Apparently not.
[12:51:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Orleans Clarinet Virtuoso Pete Fountain Dies at 86 - http://sylnt.us - musical-ambassador
[12:51:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather London, UK
[12:51:48] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 70°F / 21°C, mostly sunny, wind NW at 9 mph, humidity 37% - Tuesday partly cloudy (51°F:70°F / 11°C:21°C), Wednesday mostly cloudy (57°F:67°F / 14°C:19°C), Thursday partly cloudy (56°F:75°F / 13°C:24°C), Friday sunny (58°F:79°F / 14°C:26°C)
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[12:52:04] <boru> ~weather egsc
[12:52:05] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:52:11] <boru> Hmm.
[12:52:43] <boru> ~weather Cambridge, UK
[12:52:45] <exec> 10Cambridge, UK - currently 67°F / 19°C, mostly sunny, wind W at 13 mph, humidity 39% - Tuesday showers (49°F:67°F / 9°C:19°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (56°F:67°F / 13°C:19°C), Thursday cloudy (56°F:72°F / 13°C:22°C), Friday sunny (58°F:80°F / 14°C:27°C)
[12:52:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> Get the IATA code for the nearest airport (usually available on Wikipedia) and use that
[12:53:06] <boru> ~weather Dublin, Ireland
[12:53:08] <exec> 10Dublin, Ireland - currently 62°F / 17°C, light rain showers, wind W at 12 mph, humidity 58% - Tuesday showers (50°F:64°F / 10°C:18°C), Wednesday showers (53°F:61°F / 12°C:16°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (57°F:69°F / 14°C:21°C), Friday cloudy (55°F:69°F / 13°C:21°C)
[12:53:11] <boru> Got it.
[12:53:35] <boru> I thought EGSC was the local IATA code. Ho hum.
[12:54:04] <boru> Ah, that's ICAO. Silly me.
[12:54:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> Actually, it is ICAO - but you want EGSS, not EGSC.
[12:54:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather EGSS
[12:54:32] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:54:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...or not.
[12:54:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> Hm.
[12:54:57] <boru> EGSC is definitely Cambridge.
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[13:24:59] <weeds> ~weather CMH
[13:25:01] <exec> 10John Glenn International Airport, 4600 International Gateway, Columbus, OH, United States - currently 75°F / 24°C, partly cloudy, wind SE at 8 mph, humidity 73% - Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:89°F / 23°C:32°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:86°F / 23°C:30°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:90°F / 23°C:32°C), Friday thunderstorm (75°F:89°F / 24°C:32°C)
[13:25:55] <weeds> ~weather OSU
[13:25:57] <exec> 10The Ohio State University, Columbus, OH, United States - currently 76°F / 24°C, mostly sunny, wind SE at 7 mph, humidity 74% - Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:89°F / 23°C:32°C), Wednesday thunderstorm (73°F:86°F / 23°C:30°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:90°F / 23°C:32°C), Friday thunderstorm (74°F:89°F / 23°C:32°C)
[13:26:21] <paulej72> ~weather
[13:26:22] <exec> 10Princeton, NJ, USA - currently 73°F / 23°C, mostly sunny, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 84% - Tuesday mostly sunny (70°F:87°F / 21°C:31°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:86°F / 23°C:30°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:91°F / 23°C:33°C), Friday isolated thunderstorms (76°F:92°F / 24°C:33°C)
[13:28:19] <paulej72> This is to all customers on NYCCVZ2. The node has suffered a CPU lockup and had to be rebooted into the latest stable kernel.
[13:28:19] <paulej72> Your VPS(es) should start booting within the next few minutes.
[13:29:41] <weeds> "a CPU lockup" ?
[13:29:55] <paulej72> a crash
[13:30:21] <boru> systemd-cloudd busfaulted.
[13:41:00] <Runaway1956> ~gmornin luddites
[13:41:14] <Runaway1956> ~mornin luddites
[13:41:22] <boru> Do you mean ~gday?
[13:41:35] <Runaway1956> ~gday luddites
[13:41:37] * exec readily ships an F cup of void pointers with luddites
[13:41:49] <boru> The irony is noted.
[13:41:51] * Runaway1956 lost all the thunder from his entrance
[13:42:21] <paulej72> entrance was an SBD
[13:43:29] <Runaway1956> Well - work sucks as usual - one of the few remaining "good guys" told them they could take their job and shove it
[13:43:53] <boru> Sounds all too familiar...
[13:44:07] <Runaway1956> At 67 years old, he hasn't given much of a shit recently, and they tried to feed him one to many shit sandwiches
[13:44:46] <boru> Again, the familiarity is uncanny...
[13:44:47] <Runaway1956> We have a half dozen clowns at work who claim to be engineers - Clay is a real engineer. I'm gonna miss him.
[13:48:38] <Runaway1956> Damned cricket players, think they own the world
[13:48:42] <Runaway1956> http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com
[13:48:48] <yo_momma> ^ 03Lion selfie case: Ravindra Jadeja pays Rs 20,000 penalty - Times of India
[13:49:00] * Runaway1956 has bought lots of crickets, but never learned how to play one
[13:50:07] <Runaway1956> yo_momma so fat, put her on a flat bed trailer, and you gotta put a "wide load" sign on her ass
[13:51:31] <Runaway1956> So Netflix is on board with HTTPS? 'Bout time.
[14:05:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> HTTPS for streaming video
[14:06:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> from what I gather, they've been onboard with HTTPS for HTML for approximately forever
[14:06:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> (kind of have to be, since they collect personally identifiable information and credit card numbers)
[14:16:50] <Runaway1956> HTTPS everywhere, for everything - at least until something better comes along.
[14:17:14] <Runaway1956> Then, we need a law that criminalizes packet inspection of secure communications.
[14:18:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> I bet you could get a lawyer to argue that deep packet inspection violates CFAA.
[14:19:21] <Runaway1956> It violates all kinds of laws when the packets belong to the government. For decades, the police were "scrambling" their radio traffic.
[14:19:40] <Runaway1956> If you were found to own a decryption device for your scanner, off to jail you went.
[14:22:20] <weeds> 20,000 Rupies? Thats about $300 US. US tourists gonna start taking selfies with Lions for that price.
[14:22:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Census Servers Crumble - Under Expected Load... - http://sylnt.us - time-to-find-a-scapegoat
[14:23:31] <Runaway1956> Yeah, until the lions eat some of the stupid tourists, develope tummy aches, file suit, and win. Then the penalty will be increased exponentially.
[14:24:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> hopefully it's like that Norweigan (I think) system
[14:24:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> where the fines are a percentage of the offenders income
[14:25:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> some Nokia exec got atraffic ticket that cost him something like $10K because of that system
[14:25:26] <Runaway1956> Yeah, I remember reading about that. If I'm caught speeding, it might cost me $160 - but some rich bastard might have to pay $1699.
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[14:28:12] <n1> is a strange day, luck seems to be on my side
[14:28:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> I looked it up and it turns out I misremembered it. It was $103,000 (well, €116,000), which was 14 days worth of income based on his 1999 tax filings.
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[14:36:12] <idxt> Hi!
[14:36:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> hello
[14:36:52] <idxt> what´s up
[14:37:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> trying to work while a backup is running
[14:37:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's awful
[14:38:17] <idxt> xP
[14:39:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> No, Windows 7 (also awful, but at least not outdated like XP)
[14:39:38] <idxt> oh you should upgrade to 10
[14:39:45] <idxt> haha
[14:40:08] <idxt> I´ve got to go. brb
[14:40:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> corporate laptop
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[14:40:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> It'll get updated with the next refresh, or when I request a new machine.
[14:41:19] <cmn32480> ~nelson AndyTheAbsurd
[14:41:20] <exec> 03AndyTheAbsurd: HA! HA!
[14:43:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: meh. They'd give me a Mac if I asked, but Macs make me irrationally angry.
[14:44:10] <cmn32480> funny... tequila does that to me
[14:45:06] <Runaway1956> Nobody here really wants to see a rational cmn32480 - the idea is pretty scary
[14:45:30] * AndyTheAbsurd multiplies cmn32480 by the square root of -1
[14:45:43] * cmn32480 POOFS! out of existence
[14:46:47] <Runaway1956> Careful now - in the UK a poof is a homosexual. You don't want to offend anyone.
[14:47:47] <cmn32480> Not that there is anythgin wrong with that
[14:48:27] <Runaway1956> Nothing wrong with offending people? I find that offensive! For that, I think I'll vote for Shrillary.
[14:48:37] <n1> AndyTheAbsurd, i find it hard to believe that anger directed at Mac's is irrational
[14:51:08] <Runaway1956> Quote for the day: You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body.
[14:51:26] <Runaway1956> Think I'll post that at work, and see how many people are "offended"
[14:51:46] <n1> perfect for any hospital ward
[14:51:57] <Runaway1956> Hilarious!
[14:53:48] <n1> so many uses for that quote to keep morale at efficient levels
[14:54:13] <Runaway1956> I've always relied on floggings to keep morale up.
[14:54:35] <cmn32480> why can't people be consistent
[14:54:45] <cmn32480> follow a process
[14:54:58] <cmn32480> name the goddamn files the same f**king thing every day when you process them
[14:55:07] <Runaway1956> inconsistency results from a poor diet
[14:55:08] <cmn32480> DON"T MAKE MY LIFE HARDER BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT
[14:55:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> but the problem is... they are fucking idiots
[14:55:43] <Runaway1956> we don't make your life harder because we are idiots - we make your life harder so that you appreciate us
[14:55:57] <cmn32480> #sammich Runaway1956
[14:55:57] * MrPlow sneaks up behind Runaway1956 and cuts their throat
[14:55:57] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced Runaway1956's corpse sammiches for everyone in #Soylent
[14:55:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> also they're often idiots who are fucking, making little idiots who will grow up to be bigger fucking idiots
[14:56:45] <n1> thanks for reminding me of the futility of it all
[14:57:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> shall I explain to you the futility of all human endeavour as well?
[14:57:45] <n1> i assumed that was implied
[14:58:04] <Runaway1956> Just recognize that life is to damned short to take seriously
[14:58:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> I ask because you reminded of this cartoon: http://www.markstivers.com
[14:58:26] <n1> hah
[15:00:44] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO http://www.foxnews.com
[15:00:50] <yo_momma> ^ 03LGBT groups urge Big 12 to pass on adding BYU to conference | Fox News
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[18:45:23] <weeds> using socal media is antisocial
[18:48:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> using social media makes me even more misanthropic than usual
[19:21:07] <n1> politics in the uk, 2016... http://www.bbc.co.uk
[19:21:14] <yo_momma> ^ 03Jeremy Corbyn team accuses Tom Watson in Trotsky row - BBC News
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[19:33:49] <cmn32480> User: MY remote sites have lost their wireless connection to the main server.
[19:34:09] <cmn32480> Me: Can you ping their firewalls from the server?
[19:34:18] <cmn32480> User: No. Our internet is down.
[19:34:28] <cmn32480> Me: <Facepalm>
[19:37:47] <cmn32480> ~uid
[19:37:49] <exec> The current maximum UID is 6314, owned by tomstockmail
[19:40:58] <FrogBlast> I'm out of internet to look at instead of working.
[19:43:20] <SirFinkus> try f5
[19:44:52] * cmn32480 hands frogblast a computer with a different part of the internet stored on it
[19:45:12] <FrogBlast> I'm scared it'll load more work.
[19:45:45] <cmn32480> nah... I think this is the one w/ goatse and tubgirl
[19:46:33] <FrogBlast> Fool me once, I'm blinded and can't be fooled again.
[19:47:12] <cmn32480> dunno what you are talkin about Willis
[20:07:19] <cmn32480> it still amazes me how many places freak w/o javascript enabled in the browser
[20:08:52] <FrogBlast> National Review is completely blank with JS
[20:09:26] <FrogBlast> without*
[20:10:15] <boru> So is half of the web these days.
[20:10:49] <boru> Got to load 200MB of JS from 100 external sites to have special fonts.
[20:12:03] <FrogBlast> It's also the only site I've visited in the last few months that generated pop-unders. Really knocking it out of the park.
[20:13:59] <cmn32480> yeah this was an internal website... that I thought I had whitelisted... and apparently I have been granteing temporary privs in Noscript
[20:14:28] * cmn32480 marks National Review as a site not to visit
[20:14:49] <FrogBlast> It's so habit forming with NoScript. Pages I visit regularly, I just automatically grant temporary privileges whenever I visit.
[20:16:52] <cmn32480> yeah.. apparently I've been doing that too.... and jsut happened to notice it this once when Iw as't thinking
[20:17:08] <cmn32480> ah... and the kids have soccer practice tonight...
[20:17:19] * cmn32480 thuds head on desk
[20:17:42] <xhedit> i give the tld temp privs but if it doesn't work with just those i close the tab
[20:17:58] <xhedit> use decentraleyes
[20:19:10] <FrogBlast> Decentraleyes looks good, thanks. That's basically how I use NoScript, too.
[20:24:03] <boru> uMatrix has replaced a few plugins for me, personally.
[20:27:25] <cmn32480> anybody think it is bad that when the guy in the next office moves around the building the whole floor shakes?
[20:27:47] <cmn32480> it make sme cringe every time when my monitors start to shudder
[20:28:41] <FrogBlast> Is it an exceptionally weak building, or is he an exceptionally sturdy gentleman?
[20:29:38] <paulej72> cmn32480: I think someone skimped on the beams holding up the floor. May want to move to a different building
[20:31:02] <paulej72> New malls are built like this. They must have the lowest floor loading of any commerical building. first time I was in a newish mall on the second floor I was almost scared shitless
[20:31:13] <FrogBlast> My state is earthquake-prone. Every time the floor moves, even a little, part of me is getting ready to climb under the desk.
[20:31:56] <paulej72> Unless it's a Steelcase from the 50's I am not sure how that may help
[20:33:09] <FrogBlast> It's what they told us to do in school. If only to prevent otherwise-minor blows to the head. That or the doorframe.
[20:34:04] <paulej72> they also had us get under the desks for a nuclear blast. I still don't think it would help
[20:43:21] <cmn32480> put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye?
[20:47:02] <xhedit> i'd be more worried about people after the emp takes out all the transformers
[20:47:12] <xhedit> and car starters
[20:50:54] <cmn32480> the starters should be fine
[20:51:04] <cmn32480> it's the electrionics that are gonna suck...
[20:51:17] <cmn32480> they are a solenoid... apply power... gear turns
[20:52:24] <cmn32480> nothing ELSE will work... except in cars that are pre-computer
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[20:56:52] <xhedit> yeah i meant ecu
[20:57:04] <xhedit> java land is fucking my mental processes
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[21:00:31] <cmn32480> I'm out. gotta get home for soccer practice with the kids...
[21:00:35] <cmn32480> somebody please kill me
[21:05:15] <FrogBlast> https://morbotron.com
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