#Soylent | Logs for 2016-08-07
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[00:05:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bimodal IT: Let the Backlash Begin - http://sylnt.us - tread-carefully
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[00:24:33] <Deucalion> ~weather juggs
[00:24:35] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 64°F / 18°C, partly cloudy, wind SW at 8 mph, humidity 81% - Saturday cloudy (63°F:77°F / 17°C:25°C), Sunday partly cloudy (60°F:76°F / 16°C:24°C), Monday partly cloudy (52°F:70°F / 11°C:21°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (52°F:70°F / 11°C:21°C)
[00:27:18] <Deucalion> miscommunication++
[00:27:18] <Bender> karma - miscommunication: 1
[01:36:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Racks Up its First Contributions to Open Compute Project - http://sylnt.us - gotta-give-back
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[01:49:34] <Bytram> !uid
[01:49:34] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6312, owned by CEBOD-TELECOM
[02:08:16] <cmn32480> yeah... that looks liek a troll / sales account
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[03:07:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Chief Calls for National Talk Over Encryption vs. Safety - http://sylnt.us - sour-grapes
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[03:10:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Good evening, gentlemen.
[03:10:41] <cmn32480> ~gday Ethanol-fueled
[03:10:43] * exec hideously hallucinates an exfat volume of rainbows with Ethanol-fueled
[03:11:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Worked like a Mexican pouring concrete
[03:11:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, Ethanol-fueled
[03:11:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Sup buzzard
[03:12:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> introducing the roomie's kiddos to 80s tunes
[03:12:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice. They receptive?
[03:12:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> girl spawn now decided joan jett is her second favorite singer
[03:12:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice
[03:12:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, she's prolly my favorite chick singer too so...
[03:13:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice.
[03:13:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> somehow though the male child has no idea who ozzy is. plan on rectifying that tomorrow.
[03:13:30] <cmn32480> zoinks
[03:13:35] <cmn32480> poor uncultured things
[03:13:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i know, right?
[03:13:45] <cmn32480> I introduced my kids to Metallica about a year ago
[03:13:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha, well, better to not know Ozzy than to know him as just a reality TV star
[03:13:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[03:14:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> though he is pretty funny
[03:14:33] <cmn32480> time for bed
[03:14:35] <cmn32480> ~gnight the
[03:14:37] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:14:37] * exec faithfully gives a A cup of feministing droppings to the
[03:14:39] * exec transphobically offers a tremendouns number of 🐂💩 to TheMightyBuzzard
[03:14:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, nite
[03:14:40] <cmn32480> ~gnight Ethanol-fueled
[03:14:43] * exec sexually launches a pint of rotgut toward Ethanol-fueled
[03:14:54] * Ethanol-fueled fellates the pint of rotgut
[03:14:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> strangely appropriate
[03:15:09] <cmn32480> yep
[03:15:22] <cmn32480> see y'all tomorrow
[03:15:31] * cmn32480 bails to study the inside of his eyelids
[03:15:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> not letting them watch The Runaways until they're both 13 or so though. i don't wanna splain lesbians until after they've done seen the porn.
[03:17:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, the society of degeneracy will reach them eventually.
[03:17:48] <Ethanol-fueled> It must suck having to explain that MTV was actually awesome decades agol.
[03:18:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Some fucker threw a tire at my car last night, hahaha!
[03:19:16] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm thinkin' it was fuckhead or the useful-idiot-new-boyfriend of one of my ex-girlfriends
[03:19:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah well, we ain't got cable or satellite so we don't gotta splain
[03:19:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice. Good keeping the evil away from them.
[03:19:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> we just pirate what we wanna watch and make them watch it too
[03:20:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Cable has been crap for the past 15 years and satellite is kinda a mixed bag
[03:20:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice.
[03:20:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, basically since beavis n butthead went off the air
[03:20:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, it started going downhill when they stopped showing the episode with the hairspray torch because some copycat burned down his trailer
[03:21:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> been forcing star trek on them lately. also happy days, mork n mindy, and some other shat i can't think of
[03:21:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh yeah and frog baseball
[03:21:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Nick at Nite shows through the 80s-90s were mostly good - Get Smart, Mr. Ed, Superman,
[03:22:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I thought Mr. Ed would be pretty shit as an adult, but in a lot of ways its a lot funnier
[03:23:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. think that's where i watched patty duke too.
[03:23:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, and dobie gillis, with that stoned-ass beatnik Maynard
[03:24:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> used to be good shit on cable. wtf happened?
[03:24:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Those shows were like Disney movies in the sense that there was plenty of degenerate stuff, but only the adults recognized it.
[03:24:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Reality TV happened. Then everything else became a race to the bottom.
[03:24:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[03:25:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, like bugs bunny cartoons
[03:25:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> "if the censors'd let me, i'd give em da boid"
[03:25:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Bugs bunny was awesome.
[03:25:59] <Ethanol-fueled> And all the cool stuff those cartoons did with gun barrels and explosions
[03:26:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> shoot him now, shoot him now! he doesn't have to shoot you now. yes he does, i demand you shoot me now!
[03:26:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh and taz
[03:27:15] <Ethanol-fueled> I never liked Taz much. I considered him the N***** of all the warner bros. characters.
[03:28:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Bugs and Daffy were the bomb diggity. Yosemite Sam was also pretty cool even if he was also kind of a N*****
[03:28:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> "why for you bury me in da cold, cold ground?" was a great line though
[03:30:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> personally, i liked the raven
[03:31:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> the one from the cartoon with the little african kid with a bone in his hair and the lion trying to eat him
[03:32:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> kid goes into a bush, lion goes into a bush, raven goes into a bush. cue fight behind a bush. out skips the raven.
[03:32:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah, Das' raciss
[03:32:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> so's dis prolly https://www.youtube.com
[03:33:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> "speedy gonzales friend of my sister" "speedy gonzales friend of everyone's sister. hehehe"
[03:34:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Pretty accurate.
[03:34:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Speedy is another one of my favorites. He says "gringo" and tries to get banned by White Liberals
[03:36:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh he is banned
[03:36:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> they don't show him in the US anymore.
[03:37:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you they still show him in mexico cause he's the #1 cartoon star there.
[03:37:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[03:37:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, nobody can make up the minds of Hispanics for them like White Liberals can.
[03:46:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> found it. inki and the minah bird https://www.youtube.com
[03:48:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, ima go zzz
[03:48:25] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha, the bird fucks them both up.
[03:48:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Lata
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[04:38:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Urged to Rethink Gun Emoji Change - http://sylnt.us - giving-it-their-best-shot
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[06:09:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Form of Light Would Bind a Photon to an Electron - http://sylnt.us - bright-idea
[08:11:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Particle Accelerator Reveals Hidden Degas Painting - http://sylnt.us - filling-in-the-details
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[08:42:11] <SirFinkus> oh man
[08:42:15] <SirFinkus> fucking exhausted
[08:42:32] <SirFinkus> this time we had to do the PA too
[08:42:52] <SirFinkus> beer time
[09:03:06] * NCommander does the security updates
[09:03:13] <NCommander> I might die of old age generating new DH primes
[09:12:10] <NCommander> woot
[09:12:19] <NCommander> dev now gets an A+ score when doing SSLLabs check on it
[09:12:24] <NCommander> That makes me expectionally happy
[09:13:28] <SirFinkus> noice
[09:27:07] * NCommander needs to rebuild Apache on beryllium
[09:27:07] <NCommander> Ugh
[09:27:11] <NCommander> Not looking forward to that
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[10:12:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Releases Secret Spy Plane Footage from Freddie Gray Protests - http://sylnt.us - do-you-see-what-I-see?
[10:20:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:20:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2781
[10:59:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~title on
[10:59:13] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[10:59:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[10:59:16] <Ndnda> ^ 03the young rascals - good lovin - YouTube
[10:59:18] <exec> └─ 13the young rascals - good lovin - YouTube
[10:59:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~title off
[10:59:25] <exec> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
[10:59:39] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes Ndnda for having an inconsistent name
[11:01:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> because i'm feelin retro
[11:01:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> =nick netcraft
[11:01:40] Ndnda is now known as netcraft
[11:08:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:08:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:08:38] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 108
[11:18:45] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[11:18:53] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:18:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2782
[11:18:57] <Bytram> !uid
[11:18:57] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6312, owned by CEBOD-TELECOM
[11:19:37] <Bytram> hmmm
[11:19:38] <Bytram> http://www.cebodtelecom.com
[11:19:43] <netcraft> ^ 03Cloud Based Business Phone Solutions | VOIP Phone Systems
[11:20:28] <Bytram> http://www.cebodtelecom.com
[11:20:29] <netcraft> ^ 03About Us - Cebod Telecom
[11:44:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Slingbox Founder and Silicon Valley Entrepreneur Blake Krikorian Has Died at 48 - http://sylnt.us - only-the-good-die-young
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[12:05:23] <Cmn32480_phone> ~submit http://gizmodo.com
[12:07:08] <Cmn32480_phone> #submit http://gizmodo.com
[12:07:09] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:07:26] <Cmn32480_phone> ~list
[12:07:26] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~lock ~unlock
[12:07:27] <exec> ~! ~addr ~api ~arthur ~aur ~bday ~butt ~calc ~cat ~cd ~cid ~comments ~confucius ~convert ~count ~cowsay ~deb ~define ~define-add ~define-count ~define-delete ~define-sources ~devs ~eds ~exec-issue ~execfs ~fah ~filter ~filth ~first ~forex ~fortune ~g ~g'day ~g'night ~gday ~get ~github-add ~github-del ~github-feed ~github-list ~gnight ~google ~grab ~header ~header-login ~help ~isup ~jisho ~last ~link ~links ~location ~log ~ls ~md ~mkdir ~moo ~nyse
[12:07:27] <exec> ~openthepodbaydoors ~perl6 ~php ~queue ~quickpoll ~quote ~rainbow ~random ~rd ~rehash-issue ~remind ~rmdir ~romajidesu ~rps ~scramble ~sed ~seen ~set ~shorten ~sizeof ~sneak ~sneak-server ~staff ~stash ~story-search ~submit ~suggest ~suggest-api ~suggest-exec ~suggest-rss ~tell ~time ~time-add ~time-del ~title ~trans ~translate ~translate-sl ~uid ~unset ~unstash ~up ~vote ~weather ~weather-add ~weather-del ~weather-old ~weather-prefs ~welcome ~wget
[12:07:27] <exec> ~wiki ~wiki-privmsg ~youtube ~yt
[12:07:34] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[12:28:42] <cmn32480> =nick yo_momma
[12:28:42] netcraft is now known as yo_momma
[12:30:06] <cmn32480> www/google.com
[12:30:11] <cmn32480> www.google.com
[12:30:25] <cmn32480> http://www.google.com
[12:30:25] <yo_momma> ^✓ 03Google
[12:30:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://motherless.com
[12:30:50] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes yo_momma
[12:31:09] <yo_momma> ^ 03MOTHERLESS.COM - Go Ahead She Isn't Looking!
[12:31:15] <Bytram> http://motherboard.com
[12:32:48] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:32:49] * exec slowly cracks open a shitload of meat for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:32:51] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[12:32:53] * exec fanatically refactors a fat12 volume of chocolate chips for bytram
[12:33:00] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[12:33:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:33:03] * exec buttmagically $action an armpit of 04,06derp $preposition cmn32480
[12:33:04] <cmn32480> J wants a trip to the movies this morning
[12:33:06] * exec mistakenly fires a dumpster full of splooge at cmn32480
[12:33:08] * Bytram should be getyting ready for work
[12:33:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> well you lost all the way around that time, cmn32480
[12:33:35] <Bytram> the latest star trek was actually pretty good
[12:33:36] <cmn32480> you sound surprised
[12:33:45] <cmn32480> that si what she wants to go see Bytram
[12:34:03] <cmn32480> I was willing to wait for Redbox
[12:34:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, Nemesis?
[12:34:05] * Bytram thought the blonde was kick-ass (literally and figureatively)
[12:34:16] <Bytram> idunno, whatever came out a couple weeks or so ago
[12:34:18] <cmn32480> he means the reboot TMB
[12:34:38] * TheMightyBuzzard categorically denies the existence of the reboot
[12:34:58] <cmn32480> technically.. if you want be a complete dick.. the last Star Trek moveis was The Undiscovered Country
[12:35:21] <Bytram> then again, though I watched TOS as a kid, and some of the series and 3-4 of the movies, am not a purist / hard-core trekkie by any stretch of the imagination
[12:35:46] <Bytram> look at it as a good, summer action flick with many names you'd recognize
[12:36:00] <cmn32480> lol
[12:36:19] <cmn32480> I'm in the midst of watching TOS on Netflix... and I can see why it got shitcanned after season 3
[12:36:30] <cmn32480> Seaon 3 is pretty rotten
[12:38:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, trek is not an action franchise
[12:38:43] <cmn32480> it s w/ JJ Abrams at the helm
[12:38:53] <Bytram> not, just blow up / zap / kill red shirts
[12:39:18] <Bytram> ok, just when things get interesting... I REALLY gots to get going
[12:39:20] <Bytram> biab
[12:39:29] * Bytram hits the showers
[12:39:42] * cmn32480 hopes the showers don't bruise too easily
[13:15:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Minnesota Carpet Cleaning Business Sues US Olympic Committee Over Ridiculous Social Media Rules - http://sylnt.us - taking-on-goliath
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[13:37:45] <Bytram|away> laters everyone
[14:46:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Btrfs RAID 5/6 Code Completely Hosed - http://sylnt.us - how-bad-could-it-really-be
[14:55:49] <NCommander> My ability to GSD is lacking
[15:19:06] * NCommander is debating setting up a domain (and site) for his consulting business
[15:23:43] <xhedit> good luck german shepard dogging it up
[16:21:38] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - it was a decent flick if taken at face value
[16:23:19] <cmn32480> !woot
[16:23:22] <cmn32480> !woop
[16:23:22] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[16:23:27] <cmn32480> trailer tags came in!
[16:47:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's Planet-Hunting Kepler Spacecraft Bouncing Back from Glitch - http://sylnt.us - think-the-Bob's-fixed-the-glitch?
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[17:12:12] <NCommander> I'm going to go say fuck all to working on this further and go play Kerbal Space Program for awhile
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[18:19:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Home Router OS Tackles Firmware Shortcomings - http://sylnt.us - Untangling-the-mess
[19:09:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[19:09:11] <yo_momma> ^ 03Daria Shooting an AR-15 for the First Time! - YouTube
[20:20:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Statue Destroyed 1,500 Years Ago Revived Through 3D Printing - http://sylnt.us - smaller-than-life-size
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[23:53:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wagner-Fischer Edit Distance is as Good as it Gets! - http://sylnt.us - close-enough
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