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[00:15:45] <Gravis> SirFinkus: yeah, i'm sure the homeless there think that too. -_-
[00:15:57] <Gravis> #killjoy
[00:16:07] <SirFinkus> naw, they loved it too
[00:16:17] <SirFinkus> saw one grooving out pretty hard to a band in the park
[00:16:57] <Gravis> SirFinkus: the point is that if you are homeless, there is something wrong with the place.
[00:17:35] <Gravis> SirFinkus: so saying, "best place ever" is disingenuous
[00:17:57] <Gravis> or just naive
[00:17:57] <SirFinkus> you're the best gravis
[00:18:02] <SirFinkus> ;p
[00:18:23] <Gravis> SirFinkus: i'm one of a kind
[00:18:59] <Gravis> until i get cloned or there is a transporter issue
[00:19:38] <Gravis> #KillTheClones
[00:21:09] <SirFinkus> what's your position on gravises that might live in parallel universes?
[00:21:44] <Gravis> SirFinkus: no need to bother them... unless they find their way here
[00:22:44] <Gravis> SirFinkus: but it's unlikely they exist, so that's ok
[00:24:58] <Subsentient> A fortune teller just told me I'll die at 47 from some kind of industrial accident.
[00:25:00] <Subsentient> lol
[00:25:13] <Subsentient> I don't believe it of course.
[00:25:52] <Gravis> Subsentient: you'll be a sucker all your life and think you aren't
[00:26:17] <Subsentient> Everyone is stupid, I'm no exception.
[00:26:24] <Gravis> Subsentient: for example, paying a fortune teller
[00:26:30] <Subsentient> I didn't.
[00:26:34] <Subsentient> It was a friend of Mom
[00:27:36] <Gravis> Subsentient: i'll be sure to make it look like an accident. ;)
[00:28:00] <Subsentient> Gravis, You really hate me, don't you?
[00:28:05] <Gravis> no
[00:28:36] <Subsentient> No.
[00:28:46] <Subsentient> I don't believe it.
[00:29:04] <Gravis> whatever.
[00:30:00] * Subsentient blows smoke in Gravis' face
[00:32:30] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, I've not pressed Regurgitator back into action for RSS duty as yet. All I did was evacuate Diego's remains from Bery and give him a decent burial. Not that Diego was running as he was commented out in the startup and regular cron check scripts. So I'm surprised if you are seeing RAM benefits from something I didn't do yet :D
[00:32:59] <Gravis> Subsentient: i think of you as more of something like an autistic child that hurts his friends and laughs. it's annoying but not worth scorning.
[00:33:59] <Subsentient> Gravis, I appreciate your candor, but I do not hurt my friends. I like disgusting jokes and pranks, but I feel sick seeing others suffering. "Eww" isn't suffering.
[00:34:12] <Gravis> Subsentient: basically, i think you are damaged.
[00:35:27] <Subsentient> Gravis, I'll be candid now. I am damaged. I hate every day I'm alive, I hate this sadistic universe, I hate the wicked people in it, I hate the competitive nature of the universe, and there are many days I want to kick God in the nuts for creating such a cruel sadistic arena.
[00:35:34] <Deucalion> Subsentient, hows the linux on the phone thing going?
[00:35:46] <Gravis> Subsentient: yeah, autistic children don't understand they are hurting their friends either.
[00:36:18] <Subsentient> Deucalion, Running a custom kernel and I've got an Android 6.0.1/Fedora 24 ARM chimera for my phone's OS.
[00:37:36] <Deucalion> How is it panning out usability wise? You trying to run a full desktop on a phone? I have no idea how that would even work
[00:37:56] <Subsentient> Gravis, You've misjudged me, but that's something you honestly seem to be pretty good at doing. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to enjoy a cancer stick in hopes it will kill me at 50.
[00:38:18] <Deucalion> lol - better than working til 80 and having no pension :D
[00:38:46] <Subsentient> Deucalion, It works great. I got XFCE working on it, I can even use it for development if I plug a keyboard and mouse into it.
[00:39:23] <Subsentient> I kept Android so I can keep using all the phone stuff, but I have Fedora booting in parallel with Android on power-up.
[00:39:36] <Subsentient> One kernel, two OSes.
[00:43:41] * Deucalion is out of depth. How does that work? chroots, virtualisation, containers? my head assplodes
[00:44:10] <Gravis> Subsentient: your self-loathing and hateful nature makes the sadism logical
[00:45:49] <Subsentient> Gravis, Let me see if I'm understanding you right, because I hate cruelty and EVERYONE's suffering, that somehow makes me a bad person?
[00:46:04] <Deucalion> Gravis, you really can be a dick
[00:46:59] <Gravis> Subsentient: no, you hate the world for being competitive
[00:47:20] <Gravis> Deucalion: this is something i understand well.
[00:47:52] <Leebert> SirFinkus: I was in Portland about 2 years ago on October 31. I was, literally, unsure of who was in Halloween costume and who was dressing normally.
[00:48:09] <SirFinkus> don't give a shit how people were dressed
[00:48:20] <Subsentient> Gravis, I hate the world for darwinism. I hate that you need to kill something to live. I hate that I need to deprive someone else of a job to get one myself.
[00:49:14] <Leebert> Not saying I did, but it's definitely a city of unique attire.
[00:49:32] <Gravis> Subsentient: and we both know it doesn't have to be that way
[00:49:35] <Subsentient> Gravis, Let me just make a point. I've been called annoying, lazy, and weird, but I literally can't remember the last time someone other than you has called me a dick.
[00:50:20] <Subsentient> Gravis, Yes it does, that's what makes this universe so toxic. I'm vegetarian, but I still need to kill plants to live. But like I said, this isn't about me. My life is pretty good. I'm depressed for everyone else.
[00:50:21] <Gravis> Subsentient: you're not a dick, you're a sadist
[00:50:49] <Subsentient> Gravis, Here we go again. What evidence do you have to back up your claims of my sadism? I think I've provided good evidence to the contrary.
[00:50:51] <SirFinkus> he has a point Subsentient
[00:51:12] <Subsentient> SirFinkus, How so?
[00:51:16] <SirFinkus> just mentioned being a vegetarian, therefore, you are a dick
[00:51:36] <Subsentient> ah. I knew you couldn't be serious finky. :^)
[00:51:48] <SirFinkus> it was suspiciously irrelevant...
[00:52:50] <Subsentient> SirFinkus, It was relevant to the 'kill something to survive' thing
[00:53:06] <SirFinkus> I'm a Jainist
[00:53:15] <Subsentient> I'm agnostic with a nihilist bent.
[00:53:38] <Gravis> Subsentient: you're a troll with a very particular interest in making people feel a particular negative emotion
[00:54:03] <SirFinkus> oh, this again
[00:54:07] * SirFinkus gets popcorn
[00:54:16] <Subsentient> Gravis, Disgust? If the worst thing you can say about me is my love of disgusting jokes, I think I'm doing pretty good in life.
[00:54:17] <SirFinkus> artisanal locally sourced popcorn
[00:54:22] <SirFinkus> non gmo and organic of course
[00:54:44] <SirFinkus> and not strictly corn
[00:55:00] <SirFinkus> rather, puffed edamame
[00:55:05] <Gravis> Subsentient: yeah, trolls rarely think they are actually hurting anyone.
[00:55:08] <Subsentient> That's real neato SirFinkus, I like foods saturated with chemicals once used as rat poison, as long as nothing with a brain died to create it.
[00:55:23] <Gravis> Subsentient: to them it's all in good fun
[00:56:55] <Gravis> trolls laugh when they get banned and the first day i met you, you have just finished doing that
[00:57:20] <Gravis> and you were reveling in it
[00:58:16] <Subsentient> I laugh when someone manages to make me go 'eww'. It's hard to do, and I know they mean no harm.
[00:58:50] <Gravis> Subsentient: yeah, trolls rarely think they are actually hurting anyone.
[00:58:56] <Gravis> Subsentient: to them it's all in good fun
[00:59:33] <Subsentient> Gravis, Have I actually hurt you? Be honest.
[01:00:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, it hurts me that you haven't managed to hurt Gravis yet.
[01:00:27] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard++
[01:00:27] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 251
[01:00:52] <Gravis> Subsentient: sounds exactly like the kind of thing a troll would say because you are one.
[01:00:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i revel in his suffering. i need the salty tears to spice up my breakfast.
[01:01:01] <Subsentient> lol
[01:01:37] <SirFinkus> fucking
[01:01:43] <Subsentient> Gravis, You're right. I'm a troll. But I'm a nice troll. I don't eat children, I just make weird faces with my bad troll teeth to make them go eww and giggle.
[01:01:45] <SirFinkus> download links that don't have the size next to them
[01:02:35] <SirFinkus> is this pdf going to be 256k, or 300MB? who the fuck knows?
[01:03:41] <Gravis> Subsentient: `Trolls truly enjoy making you feel bad. To quote the authors once more (because this is a truly quotable article): "Both trolls and sadists feel sadistic glee at the distress of others. Sadists just want to have fun ... and the Internet is their playground!"`
[01:04:05] <Gravis> Subsentient: you delieght in a specific form of distress
[01:04:18] <Gravis> Subsentient: that doesn't make you less of a sadist
[01:14:48] * TheMightyBuzzard coughpotkettlecough
[01:26:50] <Runaway1956> It's dangerous when the children are allowed to browse the pscyho library unattended
[01:29:47] <SirFinkus> who wants to see my terrible first stab at electronics
[01:29:57] <SirFinkus> it's pretty retarded
[01:30:06] <SirFinkus> and "electronics" is a generous term
[01:36:18] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[01:36:20] * exec provocatively ejaculates a hashtable of can you feel it Mr. Krabs at #soylent
[01:38:15] <SirFinkus> too bad, I'm posting this abortion anyway
[01:38:16] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[01:38:33] <SirFinkus> Idea is that I can switch off two of the speakers
[01:39:09] <SirFinkus> and I think the impedance should be 8 ohms either way?
[01:39:29] <cmn32480> ~nelson SirFinkus
[01:39:30] <exec> 03SirFinkus: HA! HA!
[01:39:45] <SirFinkus> I don't know anything about this shit
[01:40:18] <SirFinkus> which should be evident
[01:40:31] <SirFinkus> unless I did it correctly, in which case, I'm a genius
[01:43:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, no. the impedance is determined by the source not the load.
[01:45:22] <SirFinkus> so they way I understand it, is that ohms are resistance to electricity passing through it
[01:45:46] <SirFinkus> would the resistance be the same with the switch in both positions?
[01:45:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> impedance is "i need this precise load to keep from burning my shit out" from the source
[01:46:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> no
[01:46:13] <SirFinkus> for a guitar cab btw
[01:46:30] <SirFinkus> looks like I might need to open a book
[01:46:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> that resistance would be.... um... hell i forget how to do parallel resistance
[01:47:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i do remember parallel resistance is always less than the smallest resistance of any of the parallel paths
[01:47:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> so it would be under eight ohms and even less if you turned the fourth speaker on.
[01:48:09] <SirFinkus> well, that's no good
[01:48:17] <SirFinkus> I suspect blue smoke
[01:48:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> eventually, yep
[01:49:45] <SirFinkus> probably not even worth it, it still taking up the space either way
[01:49:58] <SirFinkus> I'll still research and figure out how it really works though
[01:50:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g parallel resistance formula
[01:50:15] <MrPlow> http://www.sengpielaudio.com - "Parallel Resistor Calculator R1 + R2 = R equivalent resistance circuit equivalent total resistor finder made easy piggyback = parallel - Eberhard Sengpiel ..."
[01:50:39] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:51:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, we ran outa queued stories
[01:51:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[01:51:35] * exec points at Bytram
[01:51:51] <SirFinkus> doesn't look too bad
[01:52:04] <SirFinkus> the math I mean
[01:52:10] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I take it you didn't notice that I have already put a story into the queue?
[01:52:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, simple formula. i just hadn't used it in 20+ years.
[01:52:13] <SirFinkus> 7th grade shit
[01:52:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, i just wanted to use ~blame
[01:52:23] * SirFinkus expected more greek letters
[01:52:27] <Bytram> ROFL!
[01:52:32] <Bytram> thanks, I *needed* that
[01:54:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - St. Paul Island Mammoths Died of Thirst 5,600 Years Ago - http://sylnt.us - water-they-talking-about
[01:54:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you did two eight ohm speakers in series you would have 16 ohms. if you did another circuit of two eight ohm speakers in series, parallel to the first, you would have eight ohms.
[01:55:10] * cmn32480 wishes he could get out of garmin update hell
[01:55:28] <SirFinkus> I guess it makes sense when you think about it
[01:55:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> but you'd need to have them all switched on all the time.
[01:56:17] <SirFinkus> like, if you were draining a bucket using 4 1cm hoses connected in one big long line vs 4 1cm hoses all connected to the bucket
[01:56:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i spose so
[01:56:59] <SirFinkus> fuck electricity and water analogies though
[01:57:07] <SirFinkus> so overdun
[01:57:09] <SirFinkus> done
[01:57:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, electricity is not highly intuitive
[01:57:19] <cmn32480> shocking
[01:57:19] <SirFinkus> like the computer and the car thing
[01:57:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially capacitance
[01:57:53] <cmn32480> capacitance - knowing not to touch the leads of a coke can sized capacitor
[01:57:54] <SirFinkus> wait, no, that's a shitty analogy
[01:58:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, no, that's wisdom
[01:58:13] <cmn32480> k
[01:58:16] <cmn32480> good point
[01:58:22] <SirFinkus> because each hose would increase the resistance
[01:58:28] <cmn32480> watched that knock a guy over one time
[01:58:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> humor is putting a charged cap in your buddy's seat.
[01:58:41] <cmn32480> swmall one
[01:58:56] <cmn32480> them big ones cna throw some serious amps
[01:58:57] <SirFinkus> I was going to sed that to butt, but seat works too
[01:59:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah. depending on how good a buddy he is.
[01:59:31] <cmn32480> yeah
[01:59:33] <cmn32480> I suppose
[01:59:36] <Deucalion> ~weather juggs
[01:59:38] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 66°F / 19°C, cloudy, wind SW at 13 mph, humidity 91% - Tuesday cloudy (64°F:71°F / 18°C:22°C), Wednesday cloudy (59°F:73°F / 15°C:23°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (56°F:72°F / 13°C:22°C), Friday partly cloudy (55°F:74°F / 13°C:23°C)
[01:59:50] <cmn32480> perfect!
[01:59:50] <SirFinkus> new perspective on "busta cap in your ass"
[01:59:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think that's how caps are rated by the way
[02:00:04] <cmn32480> by OUCH!
[02:00:07] <SirFinkus> how high they jump?
[02:00:16] <cmn32480> or by the number of cuss words you say after shorting it?
[02:00:19] <SirFinkus> the friend
[02:00:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> 1 farad = i hate this guy and want him dead. smaller units for smaller values of anal electrocution.
[02:00:59] * Subsentient remembers capacitor plague
[02:01:22] <SirFinkus> The Grand Tour looks like it might be good
[02:01:27] <cmn32480> we had these old cabinet Printronix Line printers that we used to work on... had caps as big as your fist
[02:01:35] <SirFinkus> if this is any indication https://www.youtube.com
[02:01:37] <exec> └─ 13The Grand Tour: Gentle Rentals - YouTube
[02:01:41] <cmn32480> the techs stopped wearing wedding rings because of them
[02:02:36] <SirFinkus> were they causing divorces or something?
[02:02:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> another bit of fun is grabbing the guy next to you's arm and tapping a hot spot in an open breaker box with the back of your knuckles
[02:03:13] <cmn32480> so that it goes directly across your heart?
[02:03:17] <cmn32480> good plan
[02:03:29] <SirFinkus> my favorite thing to do in metal shop was to sneak up behind someone while they were arc welding
[02:03:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> for a fraction of a second and cannot possibly force you to grab hold of the hot bit
[02:03:45] <SirFinkus> then quickly pull his pants down and shove my dick in his ass
[02:04:01] <cmn32480> !grab SirFinkus
[02:04:01] <Bender> Added quote 761
[02:04:15] <SirFinkus> I love shop pranks
[02:04:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[02:05:40] <SirFinkus> the real fun was filling things with acetylene and waiting for someone to do something sparky or fiery
[02:06:07] <SirFinkus> since it's heavier than air, you can fill open containers with it
[02:06:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[02:06:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> temporarily anyway
[02:06:27] <SirFinkus> and leave them lying around strategically
[02:09:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[02:09:18] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. Lows overnight in the low 70s. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 93F. Winds light and variable.
[02:10:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, thas not bad. i'll get out early and change the oil n filters in my car then fuck off the rest of the day i think
[02:10:54] <SirFinkus> who's off?
[02:12:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy's mom but don't spread it around
[02:12:27] <Subsentient> lol
[02:12:28] <SirFinkus> bet you guy's will never guess what these are http://i.imgur.com
[02:13:08] <Subsentient> Alien buttplugs?
[02:13:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> look like taps
[02:13:41] <SirFinkus> nope
[02:13:52] <SirFinkus> mechanical chicken pluckers
[02:13:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty
[02:14:00] <Subsentient> One of my hide beetle larvae escaped the enclosure and is trying to crawl to the ceiling to become a beetle. http://i.imgur.com
[02:14:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, s/pl/f/
[02:14:09] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> <SirFinkus> mechanical chicken fuckers
[02:15:10] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard, Well done, good sir.
[02:15:20] * TheMightyBuzzard takes a bow
[02:16:06] <Subsentient> I can't help it, my beetle larvae are cute. Fuzzy caterpillars.
[02:17:12] <Subsentient> Most intelligent insects I've ever seen
[02:21:07] <SirFinkus> I wonder if I could use this cab to break the windows in my room
[02:21:11] <SirFinkus> it's a pretty small room
[02:21:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> yellow or checkered?
[02:21:54] <SirFinkus> dohohoho
[02:22:25] <Subsentient> Hell, a golf cart would work.
[02:23:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> a hot wheels would work if you got it going fast enough
[02:25:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> like say with a three wood
[02:25:48] <SirFinkus> 4x12 btw, room is like 4x4 meters
[02:25:59] <SirFinkus> maybe 5x5
[02:26:58] <SirFinkus> I can at least cause some hearing damage
[02:27:03] <SirFinkus> and scare the shit out of the dog
[02:27:58] <SirFinkus> any guitar nerds on?
[02:31:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> roomie's one. i only ever bothered to learn one song just to prove i could.
[02:31:55] * SirFinkus is shopping for cheap speakers
[02:32:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... st elmo's fire or the breakfast club?
[02:34:05] <cmn32480> Molly Ringwald in her prime...
[02:34:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya... she really needed my dick in her mouth back then. not so much lately.
[02:35:00] <SirFinkus> never liked her, purely because her name reminds me of ringworm
[02:36:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> Mia Sara could have too. For Ferris Bueller's Day Off not Dirty Dancing.
[02:36:57] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes himself
[02:37:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> scuse me, Jennifer Grey. mia sara was the other chick.
[02:38:53] <SirFinkus> http://pastebin.com these would make good song lyrics
[02:38:55] <exec> └─ 13“A spiritu fomicationis, Domine, hibera nos. From the lightning and the temp - Pastebin.com
[02:39:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, she really had a shit career aside from three movies
[02:39:29] <UncleBadTouch> ^ 03ERROR: The requested URL could not be retrieved
[02:40:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> that does remind me that i need to watch red dawn again though
[02:41:40] <SirFinkus> I probably should watch that movie at some point
[02:41:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[02:42:23] <SirFinkus> I just watched "The Magnificent Seven" with my dad
[02:42:31] <Deucalion> .topic SN Main Channel | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | Some PISG charts: http://stats.sylnt.us | This channel IS logged and publically displayed
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[02:42:32] <SirFinkus> that was pretty good, even though I normally hate westerns
[02:42:34] <exec> ├─ 13IRC links - SoylentNews
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[02:43:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> watch "McLintock!"
[02:43:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> one of john wayne's best
[02:44:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> more comedy than western though
[02:48:17] * Subsentient rips a juicy wet one
[02:49:05] * cmn32480 hand subsentient some flower scented wipes
[02:49:14] * TheMightyBuzzard hands Subsentient a replacement juicy wet one
[02:49:42] <Subsentient> thank you buzzard.
[02:50:53] * cmn32480 wait ever so not patiently for the 2.5GB zip file to unzip....
[02:52:41] <cmn32480> Maureen OHara is hilarious in McLintock!
[02:53:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck yes she is. not Quiet Man funny but damned near.
[02:54:28] <cmn32480> it was a great flick... if you didn't try to look too deep
[02:54:38] <cmn32480> total face value film
[02:54:48] <cmn32480> just a fun comedy/Western
[02:56:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[02:56:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> woah-ho maclin! good party! where da whiskey?
[02:56:58] <Subsentient> Ok, I've found a new favorite. TheMightyBuzzard: http://i.imgur.com
[02:58:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that was quite effective
[02:59:15] * cmn32480 wishes he hadn't clicked that link and could unsee that
[03:00:33] <Subsentient> http://i.imgur.com
[03:02:33] <Naze> nothing says "UH WUV OOUU", like that extra granny muff oyster
[03:03:34] <Subsentient> Naze, http://i.imgur.com
[03:11:44] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:12:06] <Bytram|away> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:12:08] * exec seductively offers a chest of turtle jizz to TheMightyBuzzard
[03:18:47] * Deucalion ponders the wasp invasion.... about a dozen of the fuckers homing in on my bathroom window as soon as I turn on the light.... look like juveniles and act like moths... very odd.
[03:19:48] <cmn32480> check under the edges of your loo to make sure you don't get stung in the balls
[03:25:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Breaking: Bitcoin Exchange Bitfinex has been hacked. 119,756 BTC Stolen - http://sylnt.us - how-many-kWh-is-that?
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[04:49:56] <SirFinkus> cmn32480 protip: just don't click anything Subsentient posts
[04:50:02] <SirFinkus> especially image hosts
[04:56:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Massachusetts Bans Employers from Asking for Salary Histories - http://sylnt.us - Power-to-the-Employees?
[05:10:11] <SirFinkus> "lacerate" is a great word, I should use it more often
[06:58:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Launches Airstrikes Targeting IS in Libya - http://sylnt.us - Aim!-Fire!-Now-what?
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[10:21:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:21:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2771
[10:28:31] <Gravis> Subsentient: yes, i honestly can say you have hurt me. plain and simple, you are a sadist.
[10:28:45] <Subsentient> Gravis: And how have I harmed you?
[10:29:12] <Gravis> Subsentient: you don't think distress is a form of harm but it is
[10:29:21] <Subsentient> Disgust is not distress.
[10:30:27] <Gravis> Subsentient:
[10:30:27] <Gravis> distress - noun - 1. great pain, anxiety, or sorrow; acute physical or mental suffering; affliction; trouble.
[10:30:40] <Gravis> mental suffering counts as distress
[10:30:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fire Might Have Helped Make Tuberculosis a Killer - http://sylnt.us - TB-or-not-TB?
[10:30:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> none of which is harm.
[10:30:47] <Subsentient> Disgust does not cause suffering.
[10:31:21] <Gravis> Subsentient: now you are just in denial
[10:31:56] <Subsentient> Gravis: You are literally the only person who has ever accused me of sadism. You take innocent pranks designed to make someone go 'eww' as some kind of evil plot to send them into despair or something.
[10:32:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, you're starting to sound like the SJWs with their microaggressions. are you really that frail or do you just have sand in your vagina?
[10:32:14] <Subsentient> I have, in fact, been repeatedly scolded for being TOO ethical.
[10:32:42] <Gravis> Subsentient: so if i torture you mentally and think it's a fun prank, nobody is harmed, right?
[10:32:50] <Subsentient> My exact response to one incident two years ago was, and I quote, "If doing the right thing is crazy, I hope you like fruit loops"
[10:33:02] <Subsentient> Gravis: Disgust is not torture.
[10:33:12] <Gravis> Subsentient: it causes mental distress
[10:33:13] <Subsentient> Gravis: Go ahead, hit me with your most vile, disgusting cringe material.
[10:33:21] <Subsentient> I dare you.
[10:33:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, President Trump
[10:33:41] <Gravis> Subsentient: that would be playing by your rules. i'll play by my rules.
[10:34:08] <Gravis> Subsentient: do you like decapitated animals?
[10:34:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, your rules are whatever you find most convenient to troll with =P
[10:34:26] <Gravis> Subsentient: perhaps i could send some to you
[10:34:30] <Subsentient> Gravis: No I don't. But, I don't show people those images, because that DOES cause distress.
[10:34:43] <Gravis> Subsentient: images? no, i'll send you the real deal
[10:35:09] <Gravis> Subsentient: it's all in good fun though
[10:35:10] <Subsentient> Gravis: I would declare you an unethical, hypocritical degenerate if you did. I'd mail you back a fertilizer bomb.
[10:35:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, i think cows are cute and cuddly. please send beheaded ones to the following address...
[10:35:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> and also pigs
[10:35:51] <Gravis> Subsentient: interesting how quickly you change your tune. come on, it's all in good fun.
[10:36:15] <Subsentient> Gravis: Jokes about death can be funny. Killing things is not funny.
[10:36:51] <Gravis> Subsentient: so you wouldn't like images of people that have just been killed, right?
[10:37:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'true. killing people can be but not critters.
[10:37:02] <Gravis> Subsentient: come on, it's just for fun, right?
[10:37:17] <Subsentient> Those images evoke terror, not disgust. Disgust is far, far milder than terror.
[10:37:48] <Gravis> Subsentient: no, actually, they do evoke disgust, just not the type you like.
[10:37:50] <Subsentient> You are labeling children who poke their siblings and run off with the intent to annoy, as sadists.
[10:38:15] <Gravis> Subsentient: they are actually are. do you know about childhood development?
[10:38:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[10:38:19] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[10:38:20] <exec> └─ 13Hackers compromised Telegram accounts, identified 15 million users' phone numbers - Help Net Security
[10:38:45] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[10:38:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, you are not a child. you just act like one. =P
[10:38:54] <Subsentient> Gravis: Alright, what do you do with your life? What have you done that makes you superior to me?
[10:39:20] <Gravis> Subsentient: well i don't send people shock images.
[10:39:36] <Subsentient> Gravis: Yeah, sure. What do you do for the world? What good have you done?
[10:40:10] <Gravis> Subsentient: you think you can somehow balance the scales of what you do with good deeds?
[10:40:38] <Subsentient> Gravis: When the good deed is 10,000 greater than the negligible sin of annoying someone, fucking YES
[10:40:53] <Gravis> LOL
[10:41:41] <Gravis> Subsentient: so what if i destroy the mind of a person that just enjoys hurting people online? that's a good deed, right? :)
[10:41:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, annoying Gravis IS a good deed
[10:42:29] <Gravis> Subsentient: your images evoke distress and disgust which is far more than simply annoying someone
[10:42:29] <Subsentient> I should clarify. 10,000 LIVES greater. I spent my own time and energy writing a Craigslist crawler in C from scratch, just to warn people who post free pet ads about how 30% of those animals end up as food, in labs, or as fighting dogs or fodder for said fighting dogs. I spend time trying to keep fellow OCD sufferers from killing themselves on Psych Forums, and I feel bad about it because I remember what that was like and I'm
[10:42:29] <Subsentient> not sure it's worth living
[10:43:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, only if that someone in question is an enormous pussy
[10:43:22] <Subsentient> I crawled hundreds of thousands of ads in 30 cities over the span of 9 months.
[10:43:40] <Subsentient> So yeah, I've paid my bill.
[10:43:55] <Subsentient> What about you Gravis ? What have you done to make the world be grateful you're alive?
[10:44:05] <Subsentient> Did you save any lives recently?
[10:44:38] <Gravis> Subsentient: why would i make myself vulnerable to someone who revels in hurting people?
[10:45:02] <Gravis> Subsentient: i won't give you anything about myself.
[10:45:21] <Subsentient> Gravis: You know that's bullshit. I just like grossing people out. Answer the question. What have you done to make your life have a positive value, other than eat and shit?
[10:45:32] <Gravis> Subsentient: you like hurting people, you fucking sadist.
[10:45:54] <Subsentient> Gravis: Bullshit.
[10:46:02] <Subsentient> Gravis: What good have you done? Nothing?
[10:46:06] <Subsentient> I fucking thought so.
[10:46:15] <Subsentient> Oh, you recycle?
[10:46:21] * Subsentient laughs
[10:46:48] <Gravis> Subsentient: obviously, you are trying to hurt me again.
[10:46:57] <Subsentient> And I don't do what I do because I want all my SJW butthurt buddies to like me, I do it because it's the right thing and I'd feel like shit if I didn't.
[10:46:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, Gravis only recycles used condoms. into popcicle molds.
[10:47:44] <Gravis> Subsentient: and you like making other people hurt, i know.
[10:47:47] <Subsentient> I'm not trying to hurt you Gravis, I'm trying to force you to see how full of shit you are. If it causes you some pain in the process, I'm genuinely sorry for that.
[10:48:14] <Gravis> Subsentient: no aren't sorry for any of your actions, you twisted fuck.
[10:48:23] <Gravis> Subsentient: you're a sadist, plain and simple.
[10:49:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, either of you ever watch St. Elmo's Fire all the way through? i haven't found anyone who has yet.
[10:49:10] <Gravis> Subsentient: you cause people mental distress and then laugh at them for it
[10:49:14] <Gravis> Subsentient: that's sadism.
[10:49:28] <Subsentient> Gravis: Go save 10,000 puppies, kittens and rodents on Craigslist and come back to me when you're done. Then you'll have the right to lick my asshole, and you'll be more than a hypocritical, pretentious cunt with a severe superiority complex and a hatred for basic logic.
[10:51:07] <Gravis> Subsentient: you save a bunch of non-sentient animals and then hurt humans and think you are some sort of saint?
[10:51:36] <Subsentient> Gravis: Didn't I mention saving the humans too? Probably saved 5, and I admit that's not impressive, but I'm trying.
[10:51:57] <Subsentient> But still, 0/5
[10:52:02] <Gravis> Subsentient: you save the ones you care about and then hurt everyone you dont care about
[10:52:17] <Gravis> Subsentient: you're still a sadist
[10:52:24] <Subsentient> Gravis: I gross out everyone, especially the people I care about. They love me anyway.
[10:53:00] <Gravis> Subsentient: in spite of it, not because of it
[10:53:23] <Subsentient> I'll grant you that. They still laugh pretty often though.
[10:53:55] <Gravis> Subsentient: the mother of "dread pirate roberts" who put out half a dozen hits on people still loves him. what's your point?
[10:54:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, growing rapidly bored watching transparent troll troll Subsentient transparently. time to have a smoke then finish watching the breakfast club.
[10:54:15] <Subsentient> "So there was this one time I was eating out my grandmother, and I started tasting horse semen. I thought to myself, 'hmm, maybe that's how she died'."
[10:54:40] <Gravis> Subsentient: so no you just want to harm me again?
[10:54:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab Subsentient
[10:54:50] <Bender> Added quote 762
[10:54:59] <Subsentient> Gravis: No, I want you to fuck off.
[10:55:09] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Aphrodite
[10:55:15] <Gravis> Subsentient: so what kind of mangaled animal do you want to show up in the mail?
[10:55:29] <Subsentient> Gravis: You. Can you arrange that for me?
[10:56:06] <Gravis> Subsentient: perhaps the head of a cat?
[10:56:18] <Subsentient> Gravis: Oh, and if you do that, I'll seriously mail you back an unmarked package with a nasty surprise in it. Probably spring-loaded bed bugs.
[10:56:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, can i have a people one? any elected official will do.
[10:56:38] <Gravis> Subsentient: why would i give you my address?
[10:56:53] <boru> The sexual tension is palpable. Get a room, lovebirds!
[10:57:28] <Gravis> Subsentient: doxxing you will be easy.
[10:57:29] <Subsentient> Gravis: Probably because you're an attention whore with a deep-seated need for the approval of your superiors.
[10:57:39] <Subsentient> Gravis: I'm sure it will.
[10:57:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, i know, right? Gravis obviously wants him some Subsentient lurvin. probably getting out the brass polish for a less rusty trombone.
[10:58:31] <Gravis> Subsentient: fuck it, i'll send you are whole crate. :)
[10:58:40] <Subsentient> Gravis: I'll say it one more time, you are WRONG, in EVERYTHING you've said tonight. You don't have the right to be in the same room as half the people in this channel, because for all their flaws they've probably done something for the world. You sit there on your high horse judging those who are obviously your superiors.
[10:58:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, fish heads.
[10:58:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube fish heads
[10:58:55] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[10:59:32] <Subsentient> You are a hypocrite, as evidenced by your apparent willingness to harm an innocent felid to make a point to someone for a far, far lesser offense.
[10:59:35] <Gravis> Subsentient: i don't accept your denial.
[11:00:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, you're of the assumption that he gives a damn about his own argument. he doesn't. he's trolling.
[11:00:23] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: you're wrong about that
[11:00:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, well of course you'd say that
[11:00:57] <Subsentient> Gravis: Suck a horse cock. Then go do something to make your life have a positive value in the world, other than being the fucking hypocritical leech you are.
[11:01:16] <Gravis> Subsentient: oh, you want me to send horse parts?
[11:01:43] <Gravis> Subsentient: all in good fun, right?
[11:01:50] <Gravis> Subsentient: it'll be a great prank!
[11:02:04] <Subsentient> Gravis: Yeah, because the horse totally deserved it right? You fucking hypocrite.
[11:02:33] <Subsentient> I'd have to hold myself back from literally killing someone I saw do what you are describing, so you don't want to carry that plan out.
[11:03:02] <Subsentient> You're likely to get a box of bed bugs and itching powder with a side of wasps.
[11:03:55] <Subsentient> Know what, lots of wasps.
[11:04:08] <Gravis> Subsentient: so you are saying want the video of it being done to the horse, too?
[11:04:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.techdirt.com
[11:04:14] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:04:16] <exec> └─ 13Yes, You Read That Correctly: China Says It's OK For Members Of The Public To Record The Police | Techdirt
[11:04:40] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:05:06] <Gravis> Subsentient: it'll be a good prank, for sure.
[11:06:05] <Subsentient> Gravis: I mean this, sincerely, so please pay attention: You are a far worse person than I am ever capable of being, and your hypocrisy fills me with anger and disgust. Your aversion to basic logic and inability to tell the difference between a kitten and a lion is digraceful and makes me ponder if you even believe what you're saying.
[11:06:41] <Gravis> Subsentient: what's wrong, you don't like it?
[11:06:53] <Gravis> Subsentient: don't you know what a prank is?
[11:07:22] <Subsentient> Gravis: It stops being funny when someone's hurt. No, you fucking thick fuck, disgust != pain.
[11:07:36] * TheMightyBuzzard yoinks Gravis's underwear straight up then hooks them under Gravis's nose, going full atomic.
[11:08:10] <Gravis> Subsentient: well, we'll see how you feel about it when you get and eyeful that you cannot unsee. all just a harmless prank.
[11:08:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> that is a prank. and a funny one.
[11:08:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:08:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:08:46] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 100
[11:08:54] <Subsentient> Gravis: You'll fry in hell, if there is an afterlife, which to be honest, I hope there's not.
[11:08:59] <Gravis> Subsentient: i'll show you the true meaning of disgust.
[11:09:24] <Gravis> Subsentient: maybe then you'll understand what you are doing to people.
[11:09:26] <Subsentient> Gravis: You wouldn't know disgusting if it bit your nipples off and puked them down your grandmother's throat.
[11:10:36] <Gravis> Subsentient: so do you want just the head or the mane too?
[11:10:54] <Subsentient> Gravis: Can I have your head instead? That's a much better prank. Arguably more disturbing too.
[11:12:20] <Gravis> Subsentient: what's the problem? can't take a joke? i guess that's you're problem because i think it'll be hilarious.
[11:13:22] <Subsentient> Gravis: I've never sent anyone a decapitated head or serious gore. I aim to make you go eww, not end up in therapy.
[11:14:16] <Gravis> Subsentient: you aim to hurt people and you will /know/ what it is to be hurt.
[11:14:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> well, I peeked at the channel in the middle of a shitstorm
[11:14:59] * AndyTheAbsurd goes away again
[11:15:43] <Subsentient> Gravis: I'm speechless, not because your argument makes sense, but because you're a terrible person.
[11:16:28] <Gravis> Subsentient: i think you are beginning to understand how people view you.
[11:17:02] <Subsentient> Gravis: You're the only one who views me like that. Some dislike me, but nobody but you has ever accused me of being a sadist.
[11:17:09] <Gravis> Subsentient: the vitrol you feel for me, that's how people feel about you and your antics.
[11:17:34] <Subsentient> Gravis: Wrong.
[11:17:43] <Gravis> Subsentient: no, this is the hard truth.
[11:17:55] <Gravis> Subsentient: this is how your unwitting victims feel
[11:18:22] <Subsentient> Gravis: You've made an ass of yourself here tonight, and you're too stupid to see it. You attacked someone for half an hour because they post gross pictures of dirty toilets, trying to paint them as the Antichrist.
[11:18:54] <Gravis> Subsentient: no, you are just a sadist and i'm going to turn the tables on you.
[11:19:06] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[11:19:06] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[11:19:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> you two are getting boring all over my channel
[11:20:06] <Subsentient> Gravis: Let me be clear. Whatever you send me, I'll send you something that WILL hurt you. I'm not known for letting go when I know I'm right, and I am known for taking things into my own hands.
[11:20:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[11:20:14] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:20:15] <exec> └─ 13FCC orders TP-Link to allow third-party firmware on their routers - Help Net Security
[11:20:40] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:20:48] <Gravis> Subsentient: i do not fear you.
[11:21:10] <Subsentient> Gravis: Nor I you. You're a disgusting hypocrite with a superiority complex.
[11:21:11] <boru> Did you know that IRC has this thing called PRIVMSG?
[11:21:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[11:21:28] <Subsentient> Agreed boru. It got kind of out of hand. Let me fix this.
[11:21:31] <Subsentient> $chanctl ban Gravis
[11:21:31] <aqu4> Ok.
[11:21:32] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b Gravis!*@*] by aqu4
[11:21:35] * boru cowers
[11:21:35] <Subsentient> $chanctl kick Gravis
[11:21:35] <aqu4> Ok.
[11:21:36] -!- Gravis was kicked from #Soylent by aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4 [Gravis]
[11:21:36] <boru> Oh.
[11:21:42] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[11:22:02] <boru> Neat, aqu4 is like a Forth prompt.
[11:22:03] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b *!*@bi53-240-819-373.dc.dc.cox.net] by aqu4
[11:22:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> .unban Gravis!*@*
[11:22:18] -!- mode/#Soylent [-b Gravis!*@*] by Aphrodite
[11:22:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> .unban *!*@bi53-240-819-373.dc.dc.cox.net
[11:22:31] -!- mode/#Soylent [-b *!*@bi53-240-819-373.dc.dc.cox.net] by Aphrodite
[11:22:35] <Subsentient> /msg NEXUS_CONTROL ignore +ALL Gravis!*@*
[11:22:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> enhance your calm, john spartan
[11:24:43] <Subsentient> Well that got me all worked up.
[11:24:53] <Subsentient> I'm angry now.
[11:24:59] <Subsentient> Fuck you Gravis.
[11:25:01] * Subsentient sighs
[11:25:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, that's precisely why he was trolling you
[11:25:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can't care and argue with a troll and win
[11:25:42] <boru> Steak makes everything better.
[11:25:54] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: A part of me thinks he really just is that thick.
[11:26:01] <boru> True, that. You know what they say about wrestling with a pig in shit.
[11:26:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp. he was using extremely transparent troll tactics.
[11:26:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> always diverting back to the original attack
[11:26:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ignoring any rebuttals
[11:28:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'why i can argue with him. i don't bother caring about the argument because i know he doesn't.
[11:37:56] <xhedit> this is a strange place
[11:39:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> you are correct, good sir
[11:44:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> you lot behave for a while else spankings shall be administered upon my return
[11:44:44] * TheMightyBuzzard skips off to play some vidya
[11:44:51] <boru> Promises.
[12:01:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Protein is Found to Regulate Cocaine-Craving After Withdrawal - http://sylnt.us - quitting-is-easy...staying-quit-is-hard
[13:31:08] <Runaway1956> Oh my - WTF did Gravis did? Oh, he was just being Gravis I see.
[13:31:40] <Runaway1956> That man is at least as big an asshole as I am.
[13:33:54] <Runaway1956> Of course, I've mellowed in my old age. He couldn't have held a candle to me back in the day.
[13:36:48] <boru> I oft wonder what people get out of it.
[13:37:33] <Runaway1956> Probably makes him feel powerful
[13:38:18] <Runaway1956> I'm a completely different kind of asshole, so I can't say for sure what anyone else gets out of it.
[13:39:16] <boru> Sure, but you can do that in a /query. You just come across as a bellend in channel. SNR plummets, etc.
[13:56:27] <Runaway1956> WTF do they call these people "migrants"? http://www.express.co.uk
[13:56:29] <exec> └─ 13Calais migrants: Britain-bound trucker threatened by refugee with chainsaw | World | News | Daily Express
[13:57:02] <UncleBadTouch> ^ 03ERROR: The requested URL could not be retrieved
[13:57:06] <Runaway1956> I've seen a lot of migrants in this country - none of them barricade the roads, and demand rides at the point of a chain saw . . . .
[13:58:08] <Runaway1956> UncleBadTouch ????? Sounds like some deviant created himsalf a bot. Likely culprit, CMN32480
[14:03:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Niantic Faces Pokemon Go "Trespassing" Class Action Lawsuit - http://sylnt.us - Pokémon-Go-Away!
[14:15:24] <cmn32480> chrmas
[14:16:24] <Runaway1956> Yeah, I knew that - just had to nudge you in case you were sleeping
[14:16:36] <cmn32480> nope
[14:16:57] <cmn32480> just holding hooker as she dies
[14:18:00] <Runaway1956> She's dying? Who is hooker, anyway?
[14:18:08] <cmn32480> my cat
[14:18:20] <Runaway1956> Oh - serious, she's dying?
[14:18:36] <cmn32480> yeah
[14:18:49] <cmn32480> old age
[14:19:00] <Runaway1956> That sucks - but she'll be back. Especially if she's an evil cat.
[14:19:24] <cmn32480> black as the night
[14:20:31] <cmn32480> called out just to be with her
[14:21:10] * cmn32480 needs a stiff drink
[14:21:32] * AndyTheAbsurd hands cmn32480 a stiff drink and a box of tissues
[14:21:35] * Runaway1956 pours a glass of J&B
[14:21:51] * cmn32480 is grateful for both
[14:22:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> Losing pets always sucks, even when you expect it.
[14:23:08] <cmn32480> yeah
[14:25:06] <Runaway1956> Think I'm going to downgrade my kernel, reinstall VMWare, and try to play my game in a VM
[14:25:41] <Runaway1956> Won't run on Linux, won't run in VBox, supposed to run decently in VMWare, but VMWare doesn't like the 4.6 kernel
[14:28:23] <xhedit> I stayed on 4.2
[14:28:53] <xhedit> .0 mostly for my own amusement after being on 2.6 for over a decade
[14:29:23] * Runaway1956 remembers when a kernel upgrade was a pretty big deal
[14:30:43] <xhedit> i used 2.2 a couple times but never totally into linux until 2.4
[14:31:32] <Runaway1956> I can't even remember what kernel I used when I got started. I was struggling to make Windws XP 64 bit work on my brand new Opteron.
[14:31:43] <Runaway1956> XP failed repeatedly with driver issues.
[14:32:02] <Runaway1956> I downloaded several Linuxes, and Suse installed without a hitch.
[14:32:32] <Runaway1956> It was definitely 2 point something, but I really don't remember
[14:32:43] <xhedit> when i started, debian came on 2 floppy disks: root and boot
[14:33:17] * Runaway1956 remembers those disks, and several failures to get Linux running
[14:33:33] <Runaway1956> That Suse 64 bit was my first successful install
[14:33:37] <xhedit> yeah you were lucky if the boot disk worked
[14:33:55] <xhedit> redhat 4.2 or something booted more often
[14:34:05] <xhedit> but it was redhat
[14:35:00] <xhedit> there was a time i really liked beos too heh
[14:35:17] <xhedit> now all software is garbage
[14:35:37] <xhedit> systemd blah blah
[14:35:50] <Runaway1956> It seems that every software out there wants to be fed memory by the gigabyte
[14:36:20] <Runaway1956> it's like Little House of Horrors, "FEEEEED MEEE, SEYMORE!"
[14:36:32] <Runaway1956> Errrr - Little Shop of Horrors
[14:37:14] <xhedit> yeah, i hate it. and sometimes i have to ida pro some obfuscated binaries that are literally hundreds of megs of complete and utter bullshit
[14:53:24] <FatPhil> 3D printers are the work of the devil and must be destroyed: http://www.youtube.com
[14:53:27] <exec> └─ 13Ambiguous Cylinder Illusion - YouTube
[14:53:59] <UncleBadTouch> ^ 03ERROR: The requested URL could not be retrieved
[15:01:11] <cmn32480> fuck i need coffee
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[15:22:47] <Runaway1956> coffee I need fuck
[15:23:10] <cmn32480> not in the mood for that
[15:23:49] <Runaway1956> Well - nothing is working right
[15:24:02] <Runaway1956> Grub is to complicated when I'm tired
[15:24:18] <Runaway1956> I've overlooked something, and it's probably to simple for me to comprehend
[15:24:20] <cmn32480> uh huh
[15:25:45] <Runaway1956> Maybe one more cup of coffee, while I kill some aliens, then it's bed time. Later.
[15:25:56] <cmn32480> nught
[15:33:51] <cmn32480> time crawls alomg while waiting... especially the death watch
[15:39:08] <cmn32480> feel marginally better w/ coffee in me
[16:35:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tails Linux 2.5 is Out - http://sylnt.us - AC's-dream
[16:36:20] <xhedit> ya'll should add the magnet link to make the nsa hav them funny feels since they track everyone going to hte site
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[17:04:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> there doesn't seem to be a magnet link on the site
[17:05:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> and I'm not currently motivated enough about this to learn how to generate one.
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[18:43:19] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - Hooker passed away this morning
[18:50:13] <n1> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[18:50:15] <exec> └─ 13Emirates plane crash-lands at Dubai airport - BBC News
[18:50:49] <UncleBadTouch> ^ 03ERROR: The requested URL could not be retrieved
[18:51:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> poor kitteh
[18:53:19] <cmn32480> yeah
[18:54:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'the one bad thing about kittehs. they wear out too quick.
[18:56:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine're 15 or so, i don't expect i'll have them around too much longer
[18:56:29] <cmn32480> yeah she was 15
[19:00:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd link a picture of my 15 yo gray girl in her stylin blue head cone but i can't be arsed to move it off my phone right now
[19:03:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd think she'd be happier about it being as it and the cutting and stitching that came with it cost so damned much
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[19:06:51] <cmn32480> I gotta go dig one up for Hooker
[19:07:03] * cmn32480 is sur3e I have one somewhere.. but where? NFI
[19:08:32] <cmn32480> I found her this morning... crying like I have never heard
[19:08:41] <cmn32480> back legs weren't moving at all
[19:08:47] <cmn32480> front just barely
[19:09:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> inside cat?
[19:09:19] <cmn32480> yep
[19:09:43] <cmn32480> both of them are
[19:09:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> NFI then.
[19:09:51] <cmn32480> yeah
[19:10:07] <cmn32480> vet says probably a blood clot... or a massive seizure
[19:10:16] <cmn32480> stroke
[19:10:22] <cmn32480> somethign of that type
[19:10:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
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[19:10:44] <cmn32480> twas the right thing to do.. but it doens't make me feel any better about it
[19:11:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[19:11:10] <cmn32480> just finished burial detail
[19:12:03] * cmn32480 sighs....
[19:12:13] * cmn32480 takes another sip of his iced vodka
[19:12:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> hadda have rocko put down a few months back myself. the growth in his abdomen finally started causing him pain. wasn't operable.
[19:12:37] <cmn32480> yeah
[19:12:40] <cmn32480> that aain't good
[19:13:07] <cmn32480> I was somethign of a basket case earlier about it
[19:13:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> i figure better to do it as soon as it started making him unhappy than be selfish and wait
[19:13:37] <cmn32480> yes
[19:13:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[19:14:09] <cmn32480> but I got to cuddle her the last few hours while we waited for the vet appt
[19:14:26] <cmn32480> tried to make her comfortable and warm
[19:14:29] <cmn32480> ah well....
[19:14:43] <cmn32480> can we talk about somethign else.. I'ma start crying agtain if we don't
[19:15:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, sure. cept i ain't really got anything to talk about just now.
[19:15:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> was pondering a nap since fallout 4 keeps crashing on me.
[19:15:44] <cmn32480> that ain't fair
[19:15:46] * n1 checks what's in the news today
[19:15:49] <n1> :p
[19:16:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: at least you got to hold yours. My cat died while I was in NY. :(
[19:16:25] <cmn32480> yeah.. I'f I'd been out of town it'd have been worse
[19:17:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, fucking tv networks... why they pretty much all gotta take the summer off?
[19:17:13] <cmn32480> yes
[19:17:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> fuck the fucking tv networks
[19:17:27] <cmn32480> either crap or election coverage... which is pretty much the same thing
[19:17:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's fuck-all to watch and i'm bored
[19:17:49] <cmn32480> may I suggest Fallout 4?
[19:17:52] * cmn32480 ducks
[19:18:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit like this is why motherfuckers are cord cutting and going to netflix
[19:18:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> ^ yeah that
[19:18:30] <cmn32480> ^^mos def
[19:18:41] * cmn32480 smells himself
[19:18:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> what's Ford Prefect got to do with this?
[19:19:06] * cmn32480 decides he needs another shower
[19:19:26] <n1> AndyTheAbsurd++
[19:19:26] <Bender> karma - andytheabsurd: 18
[19:19:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> aren't you glad you used dial? don't you wish everyone else did?
[19:19:46] <cmn32480> apparently digging in the heat of the day was a stinky idea
[19:20:10] * cmn32480 apparently needs to reread HHGTTG
[19:20:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i needa get out there and change the oil n filters on my car but i went and let it get FUCKING HOT
[19:20:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> so ima stay in the AC and eat leftover pizza till this evening.
[19:21:47] <cmn32480> good plan
[19:21:54] <cmn32480> we gots minor league tickets tonight
[19:22:12] * cmn32480 hopes that J is gonna drive
[19:22:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> beer n dogs with some mild entertainment. sounds good
[19:22:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: rapper Mos Def played Ford Prefect in the latest HHGTTG movie...which was not very good.
[19:22:50] <cmn32480> Ripken Stadium is a great small park to watch some half decent Class A baseball
[19:23:10] <cmn32480> at like $10/seat and the kids tickets are free from the summer reading program at the library
[19:23:38] <n1> having mos def in it made it great
[19:23:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> nah
[19:23:52] <cmn32480> AndyTheAbsurd - Understood
[19:23:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> definitely made it less terrible
[19:24:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> but it still wasn't very good
[19:24:10] * cmn32480 needs to find the movie on netflix to verify n1's statement
[19:24:32] <cmn32480> or perhaps disprove it
[19:24:53] <n1> not saying quote me on that or anything!
[19:25:17] * cmn32480 watches n1 backpedal like a politician
[19:26:53] * cmn32480 was wrong... cheap seats are $12... the expensive club seats are $28
[19:27:01] <cmn32480> still WAY cheaper tehn Camden Yards
[19:27:03] <n1> it's something i've been meaning to watch again
[19:27:19] <n1> $12 seems very good
[19:27:39] <cmn32480> far better then the MLB park
[19:30:01] <cmn32480> ok
[19:30:05] <cmn32480> time for me to shower
[19:30:25] * cmn32480 spreads Thanks all around for helping on a tough day
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[22:47:25] <Subsentient> cmn32480: s/Thanks/gerbil semen/
[22:47:25] <sedctl> <Subsentient> <cmn32480> spreads gerbil semen all around for helping on a tough day
[23:49:46] <SirFinkus> "Deucalion seems to be sad at the moment: 2.7% lines contained sad faces. :(
[23:49:46] <SirFinkus> juggs is also a sad person, crying 2.4% of the time."
[23:49:51] <SirFinkus> :(
[23:51:12] <SirFinkus> "crutchy talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 218 times!
[23:51:12] <SirFinkus> Another lonely one was SirFinkus, who managed to hit 185 times."