#Soylent | Logs for 2016-07-31

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[00:30:00] * SirFinkus is listening to Boris — Pink, from the album Pink
[00:30:02] <SirFinkus> god damn
[00:30:04] <SirFinkus> so good
[00:37:56] -!- veem has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
[00:38:34] <SirFinkus> I want that guitar tone
[00:40:59] <Deucalion> ~seen
[00:41:00] <exec> Deucalion, was last seen in #Soylent 112 days, 14 hours, 17 minutes, 12 seconds ago with message: └─ 13John Mellencamp - Authority Song - YouTube
[00:41:25] <SirFinkus> lo Deucalion
[00:41:28] <Deucalion> ~seen
[00:41:29] <exec> Deucalion, was last seen in #Soylent 112 days, 14 hours, 17 minutes, 41 seconds ago with message: └─ 13John Mellencamp - Authority Song - YouTube
[00:41:30] <SirFinkus> how're things
[00:41:42] <Deucalion> ~seen SirFinkus
[00:41:43] <exec> Deucalion, SirFinkus was last seen in #Soylent 13 seconds ago with message: how're things
[00:41:50] <Deucalion> weird
[00:41:52] <SirFinkus> ~seen Deucalion
[00:41:53] <exec> SirFinkus, Deucalion was last seen in #Soylent 3 seconds ago with message: weird
[00:41:57] <Deucalion> hi SirFinkus
[00:41:57] <SirFinkus> found the bug I think
[00:42:41] <Deucalion> odd it appends that John Mellencamp text when you ~seen with a no nick
[00:43:19] <Deucalion> ~seen X
[00:43:21] <exec> Deucalion, X was last seen in #Soylent 225 days, 12 hours12 seconds ago with message:
[00:43:21] * exec fanatically drops a DD cup of milo on exec
[00:43:29] <Deucalion> ~seen fhjkdshfjkshfsdkhk
[00:43:30] <exec> Deucalion, fhjkdshfjkshfsdkhk not seen in #Soylent
[00:43:50] <Deucalion> I'm OK SirFinkus - how're you?
[00:44:02] <SirFinkus> pretty good
[00:44:37] <Deucalion> still making your fingers bleed?
[00:44:51] <SirFinkus> lil bit
[00:44:58] <SirFinkus> between dark souls and guitar
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[00:46:06] <Deucalion> sounds like a fine mix... can you do both at once?
[00:46:39] <SirFinkus> apparently someone beat dark souls with a rock band controller
[00:46:44] <SirFinkus> or guitar hero
[00:46:45] <SirFinkus> but that's fake
[00:47:01] <Deucalion> I have no idea, never played it.
[00:47:22] <SirFinkus> can't recommend it highly enough
[00:47:27] <SirFinkus> you need a controller though
[00:47:33] <Naze> ^
[00:47:43] <Naze> playing with keyboard was.... painful
[00:47:58] <SirFinkus> playing with a controller is pretty painful too
[00:47:59] <Naze> at least for Dark Souls 2 (the only one I have)
[00:48:18] <Deucalion> I have a Playstation 1 controller :D I got that work with some stuff :D Emulated PS games though... no idea if it would work with modern games
[00:48:19] <Naze> all the keyboard shortcuts just show up as xbox controller keys
[00:48:20] <Naze> lmao
[00:48:36] <SirFinkus> xbox controller would be better
[00:48:50] <SirFinkus> around $30
[00:49:08] <Deucalion> I'm saving my shekels for a better GPU - think I can do that this month
[00:49:27] <Naze> I have one sitting on my shelf, but it's bluetooth, and I haven't had the opportunity to try it
[00:50:03] <Naze> xbox-like controller I mean
[00:50:27] <SirFinkus> the official ones operate on some proprietary shit because microsoft
[00:56:04] <Deucalion> Ya - I'm kinda resigning myself to the fact that I'm going to have to install windows on my gaming PC.. which means buying a copy of windows... which means windows 10 :/ Guess I'll segregate it off to its own vlan and live with the annoyance
[00:58:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australia Moved 1.5 Metres, Updating its Location for Self-Driving Cars - http://sylnt.us - you-have-not-reached-your-destination
[01:00:49] <SirFinkus> it is that bad
[01:01:20] <SirFinkus> worse than you think probably
[01:17:11] <Deucalion> I see MS have disabled the regedit mechanism to disable product placement on Home and Pro versions of Win10 - but I'm sick of glitchy bugs that never get fixed trying to run a gaming rig on linux. It makes me feel like a ginger stepchild
[01:17:25] <Naze> and apparently GPOs
[01:18:10] <SirFinkus> “A survey of American schoolchildren found that 96 percent could identify Ronald McDonald. The only fictional character with a higher degree of recognition was Santa Claus. ”
[01:18:11] <SirFinkus> oh fuck
[01:18:22] <SirFinkus> santa claus isn't real?
[01:18:44] <Naze> That's probably more than can Identify the US on a map
[01:19:52] <Deucalion> Naze, yup - looks very nerfed configuration wise. At least the option was there for those that cared about it before. ~sigh~
[01:20:33] <Naze> The only Win OS I'll install newer than 7 is CoreOS
[01:20:40] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:20:42] <Naze> if it's even available anymore
[01:20:58] <Deucalion> Naze, the US is easy to spot on a satellite map - it's the land mass with the high concentration of prisons full of black people
[01:21:10] <Naze> lol
[01:21:12] <Naze> xD
[01:23:34] <Naze> "About 11 percent of young citizens of the U.S. couldn't even locate the U.S. on a map."
[01:23:59] <Naze> so, yes, more kids know whom ronny mcdonny is, than where their country is
[01:24:26] <Naze> sad
[01:24:50] <Bytram> it obviously tells us where their priorities lie -- getting kid toys and 'food'
[01:25:05] <Bytram> or, more accurately, where their parent's priorities lie?
[01:25:13] <Naze> ^ that's the scariest part
[01:25:33] <Naze> who the hell are raising kids these days? Oh, right, the government is the new US father
[01:28:39] <arti> LBJ
[01:29:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Billion-Year-Old Air Contains 10.9% Oxygen; About Five Times Amount Expected - http://sylnt.us - peppered-with-deposits
[01:30:19] <arti> deucalion: https://upload.wikimedia.org
[01:33:48] <Deucalion> Naze, the US is not alone in that gov't as the all knowing parents attitude. Scotland is currently going through a debate about having assigned guardians for every child. i.e. every child born will have a person nominated to them to act as a kind of state god-parent - the way things are shaking out - the parents cannot choose who that is, they are just assigned and the faux god-parent gets to rummage through medical records of the child and all
[01:33:48] <Deucalion> sorts. Unsurprisingly there has been some push back on that idea. Basically it seems the state's position is "we know you're all bad parents, we know what is best for your child and this person will ensure your sprog is in compliance". Fuck that
[02:04:25] <Deucalion> ~sammich Bytram
[02:04:41] <Bytram> #sammich Bytram
[02:04:41] * MrPlow whips up a peanut butter and gerbil sammich for Bytram
[02:04:54] <Bytram> ahhh, extra protein... that wiggles
[02:05:37] <arti> wiggling is good for the soul
[02:06:10] <cmn32480> #sammich Deucalion
[02:06:10] * MrPlow whips up a peanut butter and gerbil sammich for cmn32480
[02:06:22] <cmn32480> hmmm... mr plow seems to repeat himself
[02:06:30] <cmn32480> and he only makes for the person that calls for it
[02:06:58] <arti> begun, the sandwich wars have.
[02:10:25] <Deucalion> #sammich arti
[02:10:25] * MrPlow whips up a vibrating rooster sammich for Deucalion
[02:10:31] <Deucalion> wut?
[02:10:36] * arti has high default dodge
[02:10:51] <arti> caloric dodiomus
[02:10:58] <arti> dogiomus*
[02:11:05] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, MrPlow is serving the wrong person with sammiches ^^^^^
[02:11:07] <arti> dodgiomus...?
[02:11:30] <Deucalion> #sammich chromas
[02:11:30] * MrPlow whips up a roasted bull testicles sammich for Deucalion
[02:11:45] <arti> nummy
[02:11:58] <Deucalion> protein rich I am sure
[02:12:50] <Bytram> #sammich Deucalion
[02:12:50] * MrPlow whips up a 💩 sammich for Bytram
[02:12:52] <Bytram> #sammich Deucalion
[02:12:52] * MrPlow whips up a scissor sammich for Bytram
[02:12:53] <Bytram> #sammich Deucalion
[02:12:53] * MrPlow whips up a grilled cheese sammich for Bytram
[02:12:55] <Bytram> #sammich Deucalion
[02:12:55] * MrPlow whips up a 💩 sammich for Bytram
[02:13:04] <Bytram> #sammich cmn32480
[02:13:04] * MrPlow whips up a open-faced ciri poo sammich for Bytram
[02:13:28] <Deucalion> Who knew.. TMB is fallible!
[02:13:33] <Bytram> Deucalion: it apparently does not take an argument; you ask for a sammich, YOU get the sammich
[02:13:47] <Deucalion> I thought it used to gift a sammich
[02:13:55] <Deucalion> ~shrug~
[02:14:26] <Naze> "assigned guardians" gtfo, crazy
[02:14:33] <cmn32480> #sammich has only been in existence for about a week Deucalion
[02:14:33] * MrPlow whips up a 🐖 sammich for cmn32480
[02:14:50] <Naze> "we know what is best for your child" - yea, welcome to public education, you see how well that's going
[02:14:54] <cmn32480> #sammichadd broiled hog anus
[02:14:54] <MrPlow> "broiled hog anus" added.
[02:15:28] <pinchy> what about some souse on saltine crackers?
[02:15:59] <arti> oh nice, this should be fun
[02:16:06] <cmn32480> #sammichadd souse on saltine crackers
[02:16:06] <MrPlow> "souse on saltine crackers" added.
[02:16:10] <Naze> Anyways, yea Deucalion, that's some pretty intense shit if Scotland pulls that off... Honestly, I'm not sure what could be more invasive than that...
[02:16:36] <cmn32480> crap... I need t figure out where we are hiking tomorrow
[02:16:44] <cmn32480> #smake cmn32480
[02:16:44] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with a tama lama ding dong
[02:16:55] <arti> :D
[02:16:58] <cmn32480> #smakeadd broiled hog anus
[02:16:58] <MrPlow> "broiled hog anus" added.
[02:17:08] <cmn32480> at least he's consistent
[02:19:28] <Deucalion> #smakeadd rusty razor wire wrapped sledgehammer
[02:19:28] <MrPlow> "rusty razor wire wrapped sledgehammer" added.
[02:19:54] <Naze> not sure if this is frowned upon, but I'm a button pusher
[02:19:58] <Deucalion> #smakeadd bejewelled ceremonial mace
[02:19:58] <MrPlow> "bejewelled ceremonial mace" added.
[02:19:58] <Naze> #sammichadd #:;!.`~'",<>?()[]{}|\+=*&^%$#@
[02:19:58] <MrPlow> "#:;!.`~'",<>?()[]{}|\+=*&^%$#@" added.
[02:20:11] <Naze> good stuff
[02:20:23] <Deucalion> lol
[02:20:35] <cmn32480> nah... if tmb wants to clean the file he can
[02:20:39] <cmn32480> I had to do it w/ exec
[02:20:49] <arti> muhaha
[02:20:53] <cmn32480> the gday file got pretty raunchy for a while
[02:20:58] <Deucalion> maybe try loading that up with some utf shiticons or something
[02:21:02] <Naze> lol cmn
[02:21:13] <cmn32480> you can see it:
[02:21:17] <cmn32480> ~gdaylist
[02:21:21] <cmn32480> ~gday list
[02:21:23] * exec buttmagically pukes a tablespoon of santorum on list
[02:21:29] <cmn32480> ~gday <list>
[02:21:33] <exec> http://ix.io
[02:21:55] <Deucalion> lol... getting the syntax right... priceless!
[02:22:10] <cmn32480> i don't really use it often
[02:22:27] <Naze> nice domain
[02:22:33] <cmn32480> not mine
[02:22:43] <Naze> still nice
[02:22:54] <Deucalion> I was laughing at myself too... I can never remember which prefix to use to invoke which bot
[02:23:05] <cmn32480> THAT i remember
[02:23:13] <cmn32480> at least the common ones
[02:23:27] <Naze> "jiggling juggs" - lmao, some of these are classy
[02:23:46] <Naze> "Satya Nadella's anus"
[02:23:47] <Naze> xD
[02:24:04] <cmn32480> yeah
[02:24:16] <cmn32480> brb gotta put the kiddos in bed
[02:24:54] <Naze> yerp
[02:29:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nvidia Agrees to Proposed Settlement of GeForce GTX 970 Class Action Suit - http://sylnt.us - memories...
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[02:33:42] <arti> The Public vs Nvidia in a matter of $30.
[02:33:53] <Naze> xD
[02:34:48] <Deucalion> I believe the lawyers (and costs) made off with a few million.. so the world still turns
[02:36:01] <arti> They have families too!
[02:36:36] <arti> how else are they supposed to charter a yacht to cabo without their ipad pros?
[02:37:28] <Bytram> or even their iPad amateurs
[02:37:49] <Naze> lol
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[02:47:29] <BillClintonsCorpse> Good evening, fellas.
[02:47:46] <arti> g'day
[02:47:53] <BillClintonsCorpse> Havent seen you in awhile.
[02:48:00] <Naze> yoddle
[02:49:12] * arti has been a busy beaver
[02:49:18] <arti> i lurk
[02:50:03] <arti> my job change switched my schedules around a bit
[02:50:19] <BillClintonsCorpse> That sucks.
[02:50:26] <BillClintonsCorpse> Or doesn't, if the schedule is better.
[02:51:40] <BillClintonsCorpse> http://dailycaller.com
[02:51:45] <BillClintonsCorpse> Ho ho ho HO!
[02:51:46] <systemd> ^ 03Trump Says Bernie Sanders 'Sold His Soul To The Devil' | The Daily Caller
[02:51:57] <arti> i'm up earlier now, after years of being a night owl
[02:52:18] <BillClintonsCorpse> To be fair, Bernie probably did it with the red dot of a sniper sight on the back of his head.
[02:52:42] <BillClintonsCorpse> arti, do you have a normal day schedule like most civilized people do?
[02:52:55] * BillClintonsCorpse might have to take the midnight shift in an IT gig soon.
[02:53:30] <Naze> being civilized is overrated
[02:53:39] <BillClintonsCorpse> !grab Naze
[02:53:39] <Bender> Added quote 757
[02:53:52] <arti> http://grrrgraphics.com
[02:54:18] <BillClintonsCorpse> HAHAHAHAHAH!
[02:54:47] <BillClintonsCorpse> Is that his latest work? Fucking Genius.
[02:54:55] <BillClintonsCorpse> He's even better than DEES now
[02:54:57] <arti> oh no, this is the latest
[02:55:04] <arti> http://grrrgraphics.com
[02:55:19] <BillClintonsCorpse> Saw the devil one.
[02:55:21] <Naze> lmao
[02:56:04] <arti> i love this one: http://grrrgraphics.com
[02:56:42] <Naze> I like that one better
[02:56:52] <BillClintonsCorpse> As a student I'm partial to this one:
[02:56:53] <BillClintonsCorpse> https://lfb.org
[02:56:56] <arti> prepare the diversity cannon
[02:57:25] <Naze> lol "#holdyourbreathfordiversity"
[02:58:40] <BillClintonsCorpse> I like how the mouth of the foreground baby is all flappy like an old Simpsons cartoon.
[02:59:19] <Deucalion> hi EF
[02:59:25] <BillClintonsCorpse> Yo Juggs.
[03:01:26] <arti> https://teespring.com lol
[03:01:32] <systemd> ^ 03Trump Unstumpable Wall | Teespring
[03:02:30] <BillClintonsCorpse> The most unstumpable wall is strict law and enforcing that law.
[03:03:06] <arti> only if you're downloading mp3s
[03:03:07] <BillClintonsCorpse> San Diego is undergoing a battle to raise the minimum wage.
[03:03:17] <arti> operation #wetback
[03:03:42] <BillClintonsCorpse> I'm all for it, in a city where the low-wager workers don't live in Mexico.
[03:03:58] <BillClintonsCorpse> Which is not here.
[03:04:15] <cmn32480> Baltimore is trying the same thign
[03:04:26] <arti> how do you feel about the minimum being raised?
[03:04:30] <cmn32480> I can't wait to see how it goes in a year or so...
[03:04:35] * arti has heard a variety of opinions
[03:04:37] <BillClintonsCorpse> cmn, that makes more sense in Baltimore, or does it not? Thoughts?
[03:04:44] <Naze> indeed cmn
[03:04:51] <cmn32480> I think $15 is a little outrageous
[03:05:40] <cmn32480> $7.xx whatever it is now is far too low... but I think $15 is too high
[03:05:47] <BillClintonsCorpse> I think it's okay when people spend that money in CONUS.
[03:05:53] <cmn32480> I think the $11 range is a good place to start
[03:06:04] <Naze> minimum wage will never "work" the way people want it to
[03:06:06] <cmn32480> agreed
[03:06:10] <BillClintonsCorpse> Here in San Diego. the minimum wage workers live in Mex. They come here to work, they spend the dollars in Mex.
[03:06:40] <cmn32480> here in Baltimore, we have plenty of Mexicans as well.. and that is the problem with raising the minimum wage...
[03:06:43] <arti> what about proposing disney currency, but for SD
[03:06:48] <arti> that way only SD dollars are good there
[03:07:03] <BillClintonsCorpse> cmn, those Mexicans are likely going to spend more of that money in the US.
[03:07:04] <arti> it's like normal currency, except 'fun'
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[03:07:12] <cmn32480> the undocumented will still get paid shit.
[03:07:23] <cmn32480> because they are illegal, who they gonna complain to?
[03:07:30] <arti> the illegal police!
[03:07:43] <cmn32480> maryland (at least the section around baltimore and DC is a sactuary state
[03:07:47] <arti> they're the ones you discuss getting your stash stolen with
[03:08:01] <BillClintonsCorpse> arti, after the Edison episode, there are local laws being considered which will raise the H1-B cap to 100K from 60K
[03:08:01] * BillClintonsCorpse is for that.
[03:08:02] <arti> we've got plenty of sanctuary cities
[03:08:08] <Naze> "DMV" area, is a shithole
[03:08:18] <arti> fuck H1-B
[03:08:20] <Naze> imho
[03:08:28] <arti> that's a pox on workers here
[03:08:39] <BillClintonsCorpse> Naze, we should put all illegals to work in the DMV.
[03:09:02] <BillClintonsCorpse> In exchange for their service, they and their families get 3 hots and a cot
[03:09:23] <cmn32480> shit.. DMV here will give them licenses
[03:09:31] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[03:09:37] <systemd> ^ 03Zootopia full sloth scene - YouTube
[03:09:43] <BillClintonsCorpse> arti, San Francisco is not a sustainable philosophy. Dopers and bums will piss off the rich people
[03:10:05] <arti> it'll be someone elses problem
[03:10:07] <BillClintonsCorpse> then the rich people will have to admit that they are not actually progressive when it comes to feeding and being around the poor.
[03:10:48] <arti> http://gatesofvienna.net
[03:10:48] <systemd> ^✓ 03You are being redirected...
[03:11:19] <cmn32480> gents, I am off to bed
[03:11:24] <cmn32480> ~gnight arti
[03:11:26] * exec unjustifiably crams a chest of boogers into arti
[03:11:26] <arti> rest well, sir
[03:11:29] <cmn32480> ~gnight BillClintonsCorpse
[03:11:31] * exec fanatically pours an F cup of a lazy insult for BillClintonsCorpse
[03:11:36] <Deucalion> ~gnight cmn32480
[03:11:37] <cmn32480> ~gnight naze
[03:11:38] <BillClintonsCorpse> Lata CMN
[03:11:39] <Naze> peace cmn
[03:11:41] * exec accidentally gives birth to an anvil of $insert_beverage_here for cmn32480
[03:11:42] * exec literally ejaculates ciri's butthole of social justice at naze
[03:11:46] <cmn32480> ~gnight Deucalion
[03:11:49] * exec democratically blows a stein of rainbow at Deucalion
[03:11:49] <Naze> lol
[03:11:57] <Bytram> ~gnight Naze
[03:11:59] * exec single-handedly $action a 5¼" floppy dick of maturity juice $preposition Naze
[03:12:02] <Deucalion> damn bot fest
[03:12:09] <arti> LOL
[03:12:18] <Naze> top notch, both of those lmfao
[03:12:32] <Bytram> exec: s/dic/dis/
[03:12:32] <sedctl> <Bytram> <exec> single-handedly $action a 5¼" floppy disk of maturity juice $preposition Naze
[03:12:42] <cmn32480> you've seen the list... It is quite extensive
[03:12:42] <Naze> lol $
[03:12:54] <Bytram> au revoir!
[03:12:59] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:13:15] <Naze> it's somewhat extensive I guess, some are certainly funny
[03:18:19] <SirFinkus> lo ef
[03:18:21] <SirFinkus> how are things
[03:19:20] <Deucalion> Mebbe he passed out without logging out.... hmm
[03:19:37] <SirFinkus> re: zootopia clip
[03:19:39] <SirFinkus> how fucking lazy
[03:19:53] <SirFinkus> dmv jokes
[03:20:11] <Deucalion> classy as ever
[03:20:11] <BillClintonsCorpse> Naw.
[03:20:21] <BillClintonsCorpse> Suing Boston Dynamics.
[03:20:59] <BillClintonsCorpse> They fired me but I hired a good Jewish lawyer and arguing that I acted under duress because the work environment was hostile towards Whites.
[03:21:40] <Deucalion> you're so full of shit EF
[03:21:44] <BillClintonsCorpse> Fink: I do not perform for your amusement, only mine. Fortunately for me, I am easily amused.
[03:22:05] <BillClintonsCorpse> Juggs, I posted proof with images here. Do you want to see them again?
[03:22:28] <arti> lol
[03:22:42] <arti> it's impossible to be hostile to whites
[03:23:22] <BillClintonsCorpse> They were wary about hiring me because I don't have a 4-year degree, but I had the schematics and other tech data for the gay Jewish robots.
[03:23:32] <BillClintonsCorpse> Hal Goldberg and Tyrone Silverstein.
[03:23:38] <SirFinkus> didn't ask you to perform
[03:23:49] <Deucalion> no - it'll probably be an image of you wearing a cock extender or something.. I have zero interest in being EF-rolled
[03:23:50] <SirFinkus> just ask you how you "how are things"
[03:23:59] <BillClintonsCorpse> They gave me a chance. Then they stole my ideas and threw me under the bus.
[03:24:02] <arti> where are the gay jewish robots assembled?
[03:24:25] <BillClintonsCorpse> arti, in Boston Dynamics' local warehouse in Rancho Bernardo.
[03:24:30] <Deucalion> BillClintonsCorpse, you did read your employment contract right?
[03:24:41] <Naze> ^
[03:24:46] <BillClintonsCorpse> Juggs, I was a contractor.
[03:24:54] <Deucalion> BillClintonsCorpse, you did read your employment contract right?
[03:25:00] <Naze> ^
[03:25:04] <arti> did you read your wink and a nudge correctly?
[03:25:05] <Deucalion> Wait - you wrote your contract
[03:25:49] <Deucalion> You're a fucking contractor and you fucked up the contract so badly they fucked you over? Did you even have a contract as a contractor?
[03:26:04] <BillClintonsCorpse> What I was trying to say was, they threw in some pitfalls I didn't see, but I Judo-threw their lawyers, so now I have grounds on which to stand.
[03:26:07] <Naze> lmao
[03:26:16] <Deucalion> right
[03:26:16] <arti> lol
[03:26:52] <BillClintonsCorpse> I will settle for tens of thousands, and they will write it off. I guess you could call it a win-win situation.
[03:27:11] <Naze> I call it bullshit
[03:28:27] <BillClintonsCorpse> Naze, I can post proof that I worked for Boston Dynamics.
[03:28:44] <Naze> I'm a pizza delivery boy
[03:28:58] <BillClintonsCorpse> Actual images of me working on the two robots I designed - HAL Goldberg and Tyrone Silverstein.
[03:29:11] <Naze> I can post actual images of me delivering pizza
[03:29:22] <arti> Naze: is it into your own oral cavity?
[03:29:41] <Naze> rectal, even
[03:30:06] <BillClintonsCorpse> Naze, delivering pizza is a noble job. You are enhancing the quality of life of countless individuals in doing so.
[03:30:41] <Naze> yea, but I steal the pepperoni, and spit in it
[03:31:31] <BillClintonsCorpse> That's a good way to get a pizza. Obi-Wan Roma-Gypsy has taught you well, young padawan.
[03:32:48] <Naze> I was taught by only the finest artesian delta pizza pilots
[03:35:13] <Deucalion> I wish you luck EF - but on the surface I think you're on a hiding to nothing. There's a reason contractors take all manner of indemnity insurance and employ lizards to word their contracts. As a contractor you ~will~ be ripped off, plagiarised, your invoices ignored etc etc.
[03:37:50] <SirFinkus> I can post actual picture of my penis
[03:37:53] <BillClintonsCorpse> Thank you, Deucalion. In spite of you kicking me out a lot, You may just yet have some empathy in you.
[03:38:39] <BillClintonsCorpse> Do it fink,
[03:38:59] <Naze> I hear Bill is an equitable sex slave employer
[03:39:07] <BillClintonsCorpse> Subject to the constraint that it is legal for you to do so.
[03:39:52] <SirFinkus> https://wiki.bme.com
[03:40:03] <Naze> seems legit
[03:40:34] <Deucalion> BillClintonsCorpse, we should have a beer some time. I do not deny that I am a little cold but I am not an iceberg :P
[03:40:41] <BillClintonsCorpse> > Genital bisection
[03:40:46] <BillClintonsCorpse> > didn't click
[03:41:45] <BillClintonsCorpse> But goddamn, when you slice a hotdog down the middle and cook it on a griddle,
[03:42:01] <BillClintonsCorpse> hotdogs char in a tasty way.
[03:42:21] <Naze> meatslice, charred or diced
[03:43:14] <BillClintonsCorpse> especially Hebrew National brand hotdogs.
[03:43:14] <Deucalion> Who in their right mind would eat that kind of mechanically recovered meat in a tube? Sheesh.... get some respect for your internals
[03:43:26] <BillClintonsCorpse> http://www.hebrewnational.com
[03:43:32] <systemd> ^ 03Gourmet Hot Dogs and Beef Franks | Hebrew National
[03:43:55] <BillClintonsCorpse> Deucalion, don't you have Haggis over there?
[03:44:26] <arti> EF: http://www.tetonwatersranch.com
[03:44:27] <systemd> ^ 03Teton Waters Ranch | Grass-Fed from the Ground Up
[03:44:41] <Naze> naw, from the sky down
[03:45:18] <Deucalion> Haggis is a bit further north... you know, that other country called Scotland.
[03:45:48] <BillClintonsCorpse> arti, The average California asshole doesn't get to enjoy those things.
[03:46:11] <BillClintonsCorpse> Maybe if you live in Orange County, Napa Valley
[03:46:12] <arti> costco
[03:46:21] <arti> feed thyself
[03:46:40] <BillClintonsCorpse> only priviliged people get to shop there.
[03:48:06] <arti> https://youtu.be like this kind of person
[03:48:07] <systemd> ^ 03SJWS FAILS AND CRINGE COMPILATION #4 - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[03:48:25] <Deucalion> Can't beat a slice of blood sausage for breakfast though... protein and fat overload first thing... probably fatal if you're deskbound but not so bad if you are active
[03:48:33] <SirFinkus> hot dogs are delicious
[03:48:39] <SirFinkus> I don't care what's in them
[03:48:49] <SirFinkus> I prefer bratwurst though
[03:49:00] <Deucalion> delicious but wtf are you eating... eyes?
[03:49:19] <SirFinkus> don't care
[03:49:39] <arti> "let's ask someone who doesn't care about what they eat, if they care about what they eat. You sir!"
[03:49:52] <SirFinkus> I'd try eyes straight too to see if they're delicious
[03:50:18] <arti> just to see eh
[03:50:32] <Deucalion> I'm done with eating processed cereal breakfasts - they just make me fart all day. I'm going back to eggs n bacon.
[03:50:38] <BillClintonsCorpse> Sheep's eyes are a delicacy in Saudi Arabia.
[03:50:43] <SirFinkus> hardest I've gone food wise is natto
[03:51:04] <SirFinkus> I have some chinese friends that are going to get me started on stinky tofu
[03:51:14] <BillClintonsCorpse> Deucalion++
[03:51:14] <Bender> karma - deucalion: 13
[03:51:25] <arti> LOL
[03:51:32] <BillClintonsCorpse> There is no breakfast more wholesome than bacon and eggs/
[03:51:35] <Deucalion> eyes are apparently protein-licious if you can get past the initial crunch
[03:51:35] <arti> deucalion, that's the best part of working in the office, closely
[03:51:37] <SirFinkus> or 臭豆腐
[03:51:55] <arti> i especially enjoy meshback chairs for enunciation
[03:52:10] <SirFinkus> raw eggs on rice with natto is fucking delicious
[03:52:49] <BillClintonsCorpse> I like to buy budget beef.
[03:52:54] <BillClintonsCorpse> cook it, collect the grease.
[03:53:12] <arti> pour it down the drain, ????, own a rental?
[03:53:24] <Deucalion> turn into diesel?
[03:53:40] <BillClintonsCorpse> use that grease to cook quesadillas the beef is rolled into.
[03:53:44] <arti> use it in your trebuchet
[03:54:19] <SirFinkus> I made fajitas from top round before, turned out fucking great
[03:54:21] <BillClintonsCorpse> I pour the grease into a glass.
[03:54:42] <BillClintonsCorpse> put that glass into the fridge, so the fat solidifies.
[03:54:54] <arti> just like in college
[03:57:40] * Deucalion recedes in order to plan the Deucalion-Diet YT channel. I'll become a fucking millionaire by telling people they can eat whatever they like and they always wanted to eat, I will be the excuse for them to ditch the grass eating vegan label. There will be no more labels, Deucalion-Diet says eat whatever you want - everything you ever heard about nutrition is BS... here are my top tips for your diet... must be right, I put it on YT.
[03:58:57] <Deucalion> Maybe I can wrap it in some exercise series that requires the purchase of a special mat to optimise the benefits
[03:58:57] <BillClintonsCorpse> I think I must withdraw, for tonight.
[03:59:25] <Deucalion> That's a first
[03:59:30] <BillClintonsCorpse> But, *flips middle finger* FUG OFF YA BASTIDS
[03:59:39] <Deucalion> .kick BillClintonsCorpse
[03:59:39] -!- BillClintonsCorpse was kicked from #Soylent by Aphrodite!Aphrodite@dodekatheon.olympus.gr [(Deucalion (juggs)) No reason given]
[03:59:58] <Deucalion> teehee
[04:07:58] <swiss> nice
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[07:37:37] <Tramtrist> bill's corpse was here
[07:37:50] <Tramtrist> about the most useful part of the guy
[07:37:53] <Tramtrist> always stoff
[07:37:56] <Tramtrist> and stiff
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[08:53:38] <Runaway1956> Emergency services: 1 dead, multiple injured in Austin shootings
[08:54:06] <Naze> ffs
[08:54:34] <Runaway1956> No indication yet who or why, just the fact that there were two separate shooting incidents
[08:54:54] * Runaway1956 thinks it's 1968 again
[08:55:09] <Naze> crazy
[08:56:52] <Runaway1956> Finally got that damned Windows machine running decently: I put the new CPU into the old motherboard, and like magic, it works
[08:57:02] <Runaway1956> gonna have to RMA the new mainboard
[08:58:39] <chromas> we didn't have a win10 free downgrades are over story?
[08:58:41] <Naze> that stinks, I've had a couple stinky mobos the last few years
[08:59:40] <Runaway1956> Crap happens, I guess, and this time it happened to me. I've generally had very good luck with ASUS products, this time ASUS bit me
[09:00:21] <Naze> 4 shots
[09:00:29] <Naze> at least and the clip I could find
[09:01:33] <Naze> 1 30 year old woman, multiple wounded
[09:01:41] <Naze> "30s"
[09:01:51] <Naze> sorry, multiple "wounded"
[09:02:01] <Naze> "victims"
[09:02:07] <Naze> geeze, sorry, brainfart
[09:05:17] <Runaway1956> There has already been a lot of crazy this summer, and summer is far from over
[09:05:21] <Naze> "2 seperate shootings"
[09:05:33] <Naze> separate*
[09:05:41] <Naze> summer of terror meng
[09:05:53] <Naze> news is eating this shit up
[09:16:06] <chromas> 100% isolated incidents
[10:05:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Prosecutor Charges Six Employees in Flint, Michigan Water Investigation - http://sylnt.us - flavor-enhancer
[10:15:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:15:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2765
[10:29:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> home++
[10:29:18] <Bender> karma - home: 5
[10:29:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> myownchair++
[10:29:29] <Bender> karma - myownchair: 1
[10:29:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> mydesktop++
[10:29:35] <Bender> karma - mydesktop: 1
[10:29:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> mypr0nstash++
[10:29:46] <Bender> karma - mypr0nstash: 1
[10:44:11] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:44:13] * exec suspiciously writes a fanfic featuring 40 gallons worth of excitement about TheMightyBuzzard
[10:44:17] <cmn32480> I'm off hiking in a bit
[10:44:22] <cmn32480> so coffee++
[10:44:27] <cmn32480> and Bobs your uncle!
[10:44:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[10:44:49] * exec insensitively generates a small script that substitutes a teaspoon of orphaned inodes for cmn32480
[10:45:42] <cmn32480> glad to see you made it homein one piece
[10:46:49] <cmn32480> now go read the backscroll... and fix all the stuff we broke
[10:50:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, backscroll is for noobs
[10:51:06] <cmn32480> oh.... and there4 was sammich related chaos
[10:51:11] <cmn32480> that was fun
[10:51:15] <cmn32480> but I'm out
[10:51:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> laters
[10:51:21] <cmn32480> i'll prolly be back laters
[10:54:10] <Runaway1956> <+TheMightyBuzzard> myGUNpr0nstash++
[10:54:24] <Runaway1956> gunporn++
[10:54:24] <Bender> karma - gunporn: 1
[10:54:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:54:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:54:42] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 95
[10:54:57] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[10:54:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2766
[11:05:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> much better
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[13:03:39] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: g'day! and welcome back!
[13:04:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> gracias. good to be home.
[13:04:51] <Bytram> worth the journey?
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[14:13:35] <Bytram|away> time for work... laters
[14:19:50] <Runaway1956> Work? He said work? I REFUSE!!
[14:42:36] <pinchy> omg the whole crew is here
[14:43:19] <pinchy> Runaway1956: can i get your autograph? ;)
[14:46:47] <Runaway1956> No, no autographs today. Come back when the swimming pool is full of nekkid women.
[14:48:09] <pinchy> ok sounds great hah
[14:48:24] <pinchy> even have ol bad systemd over there
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[15:29:20] <cmn32480> 5.15 miles in 2.5 hours (giver or take).... now I get to go cut the grass
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[18:22:58] <Naze> "In its endeavour to keep the public safe, one of the key challenges facing European security services is the ability to control and stop, at distance, non-cooperative vehicles posing a threat."
[18:23:17] <Naze> for crying out loud...
[18:23:45] <Naze> "key challenges"
[18:24:05] <Naze> "control and stop, at distance"
[18:25:59] <n1> remind me exactly how we're not letting the terrorist win?
[18:26:35] <Naze> Instead of getting rid of the root cause, instead, let's control all cars!
[18:28:04] <n1> since those two situations, i think in france, where a vehicle was used as a weapon, it was going to happen
[18:28:12] <n1> just needed to examples of why it's important
[18:28:28] <Naze> I thought it would be used to justify bs like this, but not this soon...
[18:28:46] <Naze> that's a huge red flag
[18:29:15] <n1> i made a comment on it regarding the 2018 deadline for all new cars sold in the EU to have emergency transponders
[18:29:33] <n1> the legislation is already in place, can be updated as required
[18:30:06] <n1> reading TFS on the story though, i fail to see how what they're doing can be described as safe, especially over the kill-switch, which is what they really want
[18:30:44] <Naze> It's like the EU is trying to escalate / expedite it's self-destruction process...
[18:30:45] <n1> as far as i can tell, it's "we use an EMP, then car then parks itself and no one gets hurt"
[18:31:32] <Naze> Any mechanism by which something like this can be implemented WILL be exploited.
[18:31:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i don't take a nap soon, the terrorists win
[18:31:45] <Naze> haha
[18:31:46] <n1> backed against the wall, lashing out wherever it can to keep it's relevance
[18:32:14] <Naze> sure seems like that n1
[18:33:47] <n1> there's enough anti-eu sentiment going around internally that the EU needs to, and is working on making itself indispensable
[18:33:57] <n1> but, that's no different from any government
[18:34:32] <n1> TheMightyBuzzard, i'm not sure naps are part of the 'merican dream
[18:34:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> they bloody well should be
[18:35:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> them and fishing and beers
[18:35:22] <n1> i'd agree, but it seems like a very unamerican past-time, not enough consumering involved in napping
[18:35:55] <Naze> just charge for each sheep count, as american as apple pie
[18:36:26] <n1> need a sleep tax
[18:36:38] <n1> with a special rate for naps, as they are the most luxury of sleeping types
[18:38:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> we do have tags that say do not remove under penalty of something or other on our mattresses if that helps
[18:39:17] <Naze> just demonstrate how terrorists need sleep, so sleeping needs policed
[18:39:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, i thought we were supposed to be fat and lazy. naps being the most refined form of lazy.
[18:39:49] <n1> i wouldn't be surprised to learn that every plot has at some point involved napping
[18:40:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine all do
[18:40:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> except how i've planned out my death.
[18:40:34] <n1> and that's why it's dangerous, thinking time/collecting thoughts/relaxing time, is time not spent doing what you're told
[18:40:37] <Naze> I just woke up from a nap earlier and wrote down a bunch of code from my dreams
[18:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> that only involves a bunch of strippers, me, and an elephant that got accidentally dropped out of a cargo plane
[18:41:35] <n1> i just imagined all of those things falling out of the cargo plane
[18:41:45] <Naze> ^
[18:41:56] <n1> hookers, elephant and a man in fishing gear free fallin'
[18:42:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, only the elephant needs to fall. the rest of us will be too busy to pay attention to trivialities like gravity
[18:42:31] <Naze> just need a sky desk! Get back to work pion!
[18:42:34] <n1> a lot less interesting for observers though
[18:43:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i think i just talked myself into taking a nap
[18:46:03] <Naze> gl, enjoy
[18:54:52] <Runaway1956> peterbilt379
[18:55:24] <Runaway1956> wrong window, ehh?
[18:56:48] <Naze> lol, guess so
[18:57:10] <Runaway1956> Knucklehead tried to tell me his cousin has a Kenworth - I don't know how anyone can mistake a bright red oval for a vertical stripey emblem with a big "K" in the middle of it
[19:01:03] <Naze> lmao
[19:02:43] <Runaway1956> Meanwhile - I think that I've just figured out how to play my favorite game on Linux - Steam will allow me to stream the game from a Windows computer onto my Linux box
[19:03:11] <Runaway1956> Now, I've just got to install the game onto the *real* Windows machine, so that it can stream to me here
[19:03:56] * Runaway1956 notes that the game is already installed into a virtual machine, but that doesnt' work so well because of opengl 3.3
[19:08:50] <Naze> I've tried streaming back from a windows box, and it's better than most other options... I still found it could be laggy for certain games, also had some resolution issues.
[19:09:07] <Naze> I wish I had to the time to get something like that properly setup, gl with yours lol
[19:09:22] <Runaway1956> I'm gonna put it to the test, see how well it works, or doesn't work
[19:11:59] <Naze> let me know
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[19:14:33] <Runaway1956> Well, the steam client estimates that it will take 9 hours to download. I'm glad my LAN is about 1000 times faster than my ISP
[19:15:03] <Naze> IBM sure loves their government work... lol
[19:15:32] <Runaway1956> Maybe even faster after next week - I'm upgrading to CAT6 and throwing away all the mixed up cables I have already
[19:16:02] <Runaway1956> I can't even be sure which CAT5 some of them are - they're older than the latest specs
[19:17:06] <Naze> I really need to upgrade my intranet, but I haven't had the time
[19:19:27] <Runaway1956> Got a terrible itch - wonder if dangling the cat between my shouldblades would cure it?
[19:19:53] <Naze> no idea
[19:19:54] <Runaway1956> More likely cause a lot more itching in a week or so when the claw marks are healing up
[19:20:23] <Naze> my cat used to chill on a core2duo box I have sitting next to me I'm using as a router
[19:21:23] <Runaway1956> all at the same time everything else is going on - crazy 1%'er is asking if I have my bike running yet
[19:21:37] * Runaway1956 thinks about conning youngest son out of his motorcycle
[19:22:11] <Naze> lol, I've been working on a "completely legal" motorcycle in my living room for about a year
[19:24:12] <Naze> was hoping to have it done this summer, it's in "shit I need to finish" pile
[19:25:55] <Runaway1956> Only thing wrong with mine, is the shifter
[19:26:10] <Runaway1956> I can grab the shifter with my hand, and hit all five gears, but
[19:26:36] <Runaway1956> apparently a spring broke, and when I shift with my foot, I can only hit secong and fourth
[19:27:04] <Runaway1956> I CAN take off in second, but fourth gear means racing the engine like mad at highway speeds
[19:27:19] <Naze> I just have a long "slap" style shifter
[19:27:49] <Runaway1956> Yeah, I can see me on the GL-500 with a "suicide shifter"
[19:27:58] <Runaway1956> People be asking me if I think it's an Indian
[19:28:10] <Naze> that's how mine is setup, suicide shifter
[19:28:18] <Naze> ball on a rod
[19:28:20] <Naze> lol
[19:28:37] <Runaway1956> If it works, it works, right? What do you ride?
[19:29:07] <Naze> I'd prefer it be pedal, for obvious reasons, I just haven't had time to setup the linkages proper.
[19:29:14] <Naze> and It's "home-made"
[19:29:31] <Runaway1956> Hmmmmmm - sounds interesting . . .
[19:30:03] <Naze> yea... super "street-legal"
[19:30:42] <Runaway1956> It only takes minimal brake power and a couple lights to make it "street legal"
[19:30:57] <Naze> depends on where you are
[19:31:27] <Naze> to even pass, I have to serial it, get the "right" lights, brakes. They also don't want me running compressed gas through it
[19:31:34] <Naze> which was the entire point of building it
[19:32:00] <Runaway1956> Compressed gas? I've never seen that on two wheels - you making a trike?
[19:32:09] <Naze> It's 2 wheels
[19:32:38] <Naze> It's (slightly impure for the moment) methane
[19:32:58] <Runaway1956> Tank behind you? I don't think that I'd want a useful sized tank between my legs - I can't do the split very well
[19:32:59] <Naze> It runs typical gas, but it can flop it over to a different carb set
[19:33:11] <pinchy> pix or it isnt currently happening
[19:33:15] <Runaway1956> Hmmm - mmmm
[19:34:39] <Runaway1956> Got me thinking now - is this a V-Twin, parallel twin, in-line four? You gotta have injectors for compressed gas, don't you?
[19:34:39] <Naze> It's sitting in pieces on the floor in my living room pinchy, It's not really working.
[19:35:15] <Naze> It's an old single head yamaha motor
[19:35:25] <pinchy> rd350?
[19:35:36] <Naze> rx 135
[19:35:39] <Runaway1956> Thumper - I've never owned one
[19:35:43] <Naze> tiny
[19:36:01] <Naze> chain drive
[19:36:10] <pinchy> oh great a chainsaw on wheels
[19:36:15] <Runaway1956> I'd say "small", not "tiny"
[19:36:39] <Runaway1956> Back in the day, my 500 was considered "mid-range"
[19:36:55] <Runaway1956> Nowadays, a 650 is "small" if you ask the average squid
[19:37:04] <Naze> Small is fair, I wasn't really trying to make something fast, just something with decent gas-mileage
[19:37:06] <pinchy> propane? what u gonna use to feed it? retrofit some car stuff to it?
[19:37:45] <Naze> it's methane, and it uses a modified carb from a snowmobile I had years ago
[19:38:30] <pinchy> oh they run on it? whats the carb dohickey look like? I guess i could google. is there a snowmobile brand pr part keyword to search?
[19:38:34] <Naze> the issue is the methane keeps destroying (rusting/caustic) the heads for the air intake
[19:39:16] <pinchy> methane rusting the intake? I thought actual gas would be least detrimental to it
[19:39:52] <pinchy> i read years ago that gas modified engines have the cylinder last longer since the gas doesnt wash the oil off the cylinder walls
[19:40:36] <Naze> I think it's because the purity is shit, it's coming out of a anaerobic digeste.
[19:41:16] * Runaway1956 doesn't know enough to offer an opinion
[19:41:21] <Naze> and the brass fittings that take the air in, mix the "fuel", but they keep getting "rusted"
[19:41:26] <Naze> digester*
[19:41:36] <pinchy> oh u making your own fuel?
[19:41:49] <Naze> where the methane comes in at the bottom of the "head" of the intake, it goes caustic (sorta green)
[19:42:11] <Naze> I'm trying pinchy, but I'm not sure I can get it clean enough without destroying the engine
[19:42:20] <Runaway1956> You see that to some degree with ethanol
[19:42:45] <Runaway1956> Generally not a real problem, but you can see it if you look for it
[19:43:14] <pinchy> https://www.engadget.com
[19:43:22] <systemd> ^ 03UMaine's clean snowmobile runs on (a lot of) natural gas
[19:44:07] <pinchy> sounds like that ones unique. theres comercially made CNG snowmobile?
[19:44:24] <Naze> I could run "natural gas", so long as I make sure any iron / iron-based components don't rust from hydrogen burn
[19:44:38] <Naze> I really don't know pinchy, never even heard of this one
[19:44:47] <Naze> seems cool though
[19:44:54] <pinchy> and whats up with the e-bikes in racing now? last i read the avg lap speed a isle of man was only 10mph or so from the gas burners
[19:45:18] <pinchy> i remember long time ago when they first started it was like 40mph away
[19:45:37] <Naze> I really don't know anything about racing tbh
[19:45:42] <Naze> especially not this kind
[19:45:53] * Subsentient vomits all over the floor, ceiling and walls
[19:46:20] * Runaway1956 sometimes dreams of running the TT
[19:46:31] * Subsentient dreams of chunky vomit
[19:46:39] <Runaway1956> Or, Daytona
[19:46:46] <Subsentient> Or, chunky vomit.
[19:46:49] <Naze> lol sub
[19:47:07] <Naze> I see the derail conductor has arrived
[19:47:20] <Subsentient> When I fart on my hand, it gets warm.
[19:47:37] <Naze> my shit tastes like shit?
[19:47:40] <Runaway1956> oh-oh - wife is awake
[19:47:56] <Subsentient> Naze, Mine tastes like peanut butter and chemicals.
[19:48:17] <Naze> m-ass produces shit?
[19:48:24] <Naze> produced*
[19:48:49] * Subsentient offers Naze some smoked cat nipple jerky
[19:49:09] <Naze> I'm making some jerky right now in the smoke shed
[19:49:17] <Subsentient> Cat nipple?
[19:49:28] <Naze> sadly, only some beef and pork
[19:49:31] <Subsentient> Aww.
[19:49:48] <Naze> cat nipple seems like it would be expensive
[19:50:04] <Subsentient> It is. You eat it like sunflower seeds.
[19:50:22] * Naze crunches
[19:51:11] <Subsentient> sup guys
[19:51:27] <Runaway1956> Crazy woman gets out of bed, and she drinks my coffee
[19:51:40] <boru> It is the hour of supping, indeed.
[19:52:00] <Naze> supped to death
[19:52:04] <Runaway1956> depends on which part of the world you live in, and what hours you keep
[19:52:17] <boru> You don't have the mercury surprise coffee game in your household?
[19:52:30] <Naze> lol
[19:52:32] <Subsentient> Had a shit day yesterday. My best friend got his phone stolen, missed the bus and walked a mile and a half in 105F weather, and came home to have the shits all night.
[19:52:34] <Runaway1956> nahhh
[19:52:50] <Subsentient> I did*
[19:52:54] <Subsentient> my best friend lost the phone
[19:52:58] <Naze> Sounds like a typical day in mexico
[19:53:01] <Subsentient> yup
[19:53:07] <Subsentient> Arizona here.
[19:53:11] <Runaway1956> or Portugal
[19:53:31] <boru> I think I'd like to visit Arizona some day.
[19:53:45] <Subsentient> If I get money I'm going to leave bait phones around and get everyone who takes them arrested.
[19:53:54] <Runaway1956> Parts of Arizona are beautiful - other parts, i have no desier to see again
[19:54:05] <Naze> ^
[19:54:07] <boru> I'm told the night skies there are magnificent away from the city. I'd bring my telescopes!
[19:54:12] <Subsentient> boru, In the summer, Phoenix is like walking in a very large oven
[19:54:17] <boru> So I've heard.
[19:54:32] <boru> Being Irish, I'm prone to death anywhere above 20C.
[19:54:36] <Subsentient> I live in Mesa, which is right outside of Phoenix. It's fucking HOT.
[19:55:31] <boru> Aye, I've heard it tends to get a bit toasty there.
[19:55:44] <boru> And, oddly, that Tucson is cooler, even though it is further South -- is that correct?
[19:55:47] <Subsentient> 116F is common in summer
[19:55:55] <Subsentient> Tucson is about the same tbh
[19:56:00] <boru> ~convert 116 f c
[19:56:01] <exec> 03116°F = 46.667°C
[19:56:06] <boru> Goodness.
[19:56:23] <boru> What about RH?
[19:56:31] <Subsentient> RH?
[19:56:40] <boru> Relative Humidity.
[19:56:48] <Subsentient> Expect very low humidity.
[19:56:57] <Subsentient> People think the extremely dry air must make it a lot better.
[19:56:59] <Subsentient> It doesn't.
[19:57:04] * boru chuckles.
[19:57:23] <boru> I am more concerned with atmospheric seeing.
[19:57:30] <boru> I probably wouldn't go out during the day.
[19:57:38] <Subsentient> I have no car. I have to.
[19:57:52] <Subsentient> I come home completely soaked in sweat
[19:58:01] <Subsentient> I sit under the ceiling fan on max for like 10 minutes
[19:58:03] <Naze> the mexican dream
[19:58:08] <SirFinkus> I had a nightmare about malware last night
[19:58:11] <boru> Have you considered subterranian tunnels?
[19:58:13] <SirFinkus> it was very detailed
[19:58:21] <Subsentient> SirFinkus, Explain.
[19:58:33] -!- n1 has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[19:58:38] <SirFinkus> I was at school, and I was downloading the titties
[19:58:40] <SirFinkus> for some reason
[19:58:50] <SirFinkus> and a bunch of malware happened
[19:59:07] <SirFinkus> I spent the rest of of the dream in process explorer
[19:59:18] <Naze> lmao, it's time to go outside mate
[19:59:31] <Subsentient> That's what you get for using Windows DE (Dream Edition)
[19:59:31] <boru> Pft, process explorer. Was it written in VB?
[20:00:55] <SirFinkus> interesting side note: I was also running litestep
[20:01:48] <Subsentient> I dreamt I met a future wife, but ended up competing vs this ostensibly polygamist mormon dude and eventually won the girl
[20:01:50] <boru> Now I understand the nightmare part.
[20:02:01] <Subsentient> Which is completely unrealistic, because no woman would ever want me.
[20:02:13] <SirFinkus> I haven't run litestep in about a decade, which makes it even weirder
[20:03:43] <SirFinkus> but basically, it was a fight to hide the titties windows from the teacher
[20:03:59] <SirFinkus> which is really a great metaphor for how my brain works when I talk to women
[20:04:05] <Naze> sounds like some sort of shitty porn game
[20:04:16] <SirFinkus> "don't think about titties"
[20:04:38] * Subsentient gets depressed, turns up the Tool
[20:04:59] <SirFinkus> got another band practice today
[20:05:01] <Naze> purple derple
[20:05:22] <SirFinkus> oh, just got this text from my mom "Reminder. AJ and Morgan's wedding 8/6. No show not an option."
[20:05:27] <SirFinkus> is it just me, or was that a little cunty
[20:05:37] <SirFinkus> I don't want to go now just out of spite
[20:05:57] <Subsentient> I don't experience spite. One of my weird things.
[20:06:18] <Subsentient> I usually have a reason for every decision I make.
[20:06:25] <SirFinkus> I'm mostly spite, and the rest it a constant loop of titties
[20:06:34] <Subsentient> !grab SirFinkus
[20:06:34] <Bender> Added quote 758
[20:06:35] <Naze> lotta good reasons for cat nipple jerky
[20:06:45] <Subsentient> !grab naze
[20:06:45] <Bender> Added quote 759
[20:07:04] * boru chuckles.
[20:07:09] <boru> Immortalised forever.
[20:07:24] <SirFinkus> Subsentient only thinks he has free will because he doesn't have a choice
[20:07:28] <Naze> demoralized forever
[20:07:35] <Subsentient> lol
[20:07:52] <Subsentient> I am of the school of thought that the universe is probably deterministic.
[20:08:13] <SirFinkus> oh, and "spite" is a valid reason
[20:08:25] <SirFinkus> just not a rational one
[20:08:29] <SirFinkus> because, after all, open bar
[20:08:48] <Runaway1956> Open bar?
[20:08:55] <Subsentient> I don't experience real envy, spite, or sadism.
[20:09:11] <Subsentient> Sounds pretentious but it's true
[20:09:22] <SirFinkus> sounds more like bullshit
[20:09:24] <Subsentient> I've never begrudged anyone for simply having what I did not.
[20:09:25] <boru> Open bar == Free bar
[20:09:26] <Naze> it's true that it's pretentious?
[20:09:33] <Subsentient> Probably.
[20:09:44] <SirFinkus> I think Runaway1956 was wondering if he could be my +1
[20:09:49] <Naze> I mean, I'd give you more brownie nipples for honesty
[20:09:53] <boru> Ah.
[20:10:07] <boru> Might have to buy him dinner, first.
[20:10:13] <Subsentient> I've never taken joy in causing pain to innocents, I've never done something just to be a dick, and I've never begrudged someone for something I don't have.
[20:10:16] <SirFinkus> open fucking bar
[20:10:36] <Runaway1956> free, as in beer
[20:10:51] <Subsentient> I have, however, done something deliberately annoying to get a laugh
[20:11:01] <SirFinkus> I was going to make a snarky comment about you causing pain in this channel every time you open your mouth, but then I realized that we aren't innocents
[20:11:17] <boru> OpenBAR™
[20:11:18] <Naze> open bar attracts some of the sloppiest drunks
[20:11:23] <Runaway1956> les miserables
[20:11:32] <SirFinkus> I resent that
[20:11:37] <SirFinkus> I'm a very neat drunk
[20:11:54] <SirFinkus> I don't piss or vomit on anything or anybody but myself
[20:11:57] <Runaway1956> Open BAR means you've run out of ammo
[20:12:02] <boru> Heh.
[20:12:08] <Naze> If you're looking for a cheap, sloppy lay
[20:12:14] <SirFinkus> surprised nobody grabbed that
[20:12:43] <SirFinkus> if that's all you're looking for, I'm free
[20:12:43] <boru> You could always grab yourself.
[20:12:49] <Runaway1956> Windows is hermaphroditic
[20:12:56] <Runaway1956> it just fucked itself with updates
[20:13:09] <SirFinkus> you act like this is news
[20:13:10] <boru> Working as intended.
[20:13:19] <Naze> lol
[20:13:22] <Runaway1956> now the UEFI doesn't want to work
[20:13:34] <SirFinkus> half of my tech support shit are "windows update broke everything" calls
[20:13:37] <Runaway1956> "press N to boot to the next device"
[20:14:06] <boru> You'll need to update to the latest Windows 27 Abomination Edition if you want Next Generation MS Hot Patching™ Technology.
[20:14:20] <Naze> more like Hot Pocket
[20:14:37] <Runaway1956> The bad part is, the wife wants on her machine
[20:14:46] <Runaway1956> the good part is, there actually IS another device
[20:14:53] <boru> Tried ReactOS?
[20:15:08] <Runaway1956> but it goes bad again, because now the original Windows installation thinks that it's not genuine
[20:15:11] <Naze> it's... not even close to there yet, but I appreciate their effort
[20:15:30] <Naze> ReactOS I mean
[20:15:39] <Runaway1956> and, if I don't have it fixed when she gets home from work, she'll throw a tantrum that you can hear in Phoenix
[20:15:43] <pinchy> its good for browsing and old games
[20:15:44] <boru> I haven't looked at it in a long time. I tried it to get some astronomy data acquisition software to work, but it did not, and so I ended up porting it to unix.
[20:15:52] <boru> That was some time ago.
[20:16:11] <Naze> yea, I tried it somewhat recently, surprisingly, it ran Steam
[20:16:21] <Naze> but yea, it's not really there yet
[20:16:28] <boru> I more interested in the driver layer components.
[20:16:34] <Naze> same
[20:16:56] <Naze> I just needed a shitbox to host some game server, decided I'd check how their progress was going.
[20:17:01] <Naze> it's slow moving for sure
[20:17:02] <boru> Almost all of the software I use runs natively on BSD or Linux, so I'm fairly content, but there are a few bits and bobs that still require the MS menace.
[20:17:07] <Runaway1956> "not there yet" as in, "still in the land of Oz"
[20:17:34] <Naze> pretty much
[20:17:57] <Runaway1956> Crutchy probably kicks it around out in the desert - he's from Oz, right?
[20:29:12] <boru> #submit http://www.nature.com
[20:29:14] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[20:29:20] <boru> Boo.
[20:34:28] <SirFinkus> I like freebsd's "myths" page
[20:34:33] <SirFinkus> the first item especially
[20:34:46] <SirFinkus> "FreeBSD is good for servers, not for Desktops"
[20:34:57] <SirFinkus> "FreeBSD has a full-featured sound subsystem, giving low-latency in-kernel mixing allowing multiple applications to play sound (with independent volume settings) with no configuration."
[20:35:03] <SirFinkus> holy shit, they have SOUND
[20:35:23] <SirFinkus> and MULTIPLE applications can play sound AT THE SAME TIME
[20:36:19] <boru> And it works pretty great, too. Not like that pulseaudiod shite you get on Linux. Got audio problems? `killall -9 pulseaudio`
[20:36:46] <Runaway1956> Incidentally, the only way for an old bastard to read the key off of a retail Windows package, is to take a picture, and email it to himself
[20:36:58] <Runaway1956> those freaking letters are about 1/18th inch high
[20:37:14] <Naze> lmao
[20:37:15] <Runaway1956> Blow it up about 8 times on the screen, and they are legible
[20:37:19] <boru> I recommend a USB microscope or a magnifying glass.
[20:37:42] <boru> I tend to rely on those to read the silks on micros.
[20:37:52] <Runaway1956> My magnifying glass gets all watery after about ten or fifteen seconds of viewing
[20:38:24] <boru> You could pick up a USB microscope for a song.
[20:38:29] <Runaway1956> Got one at work that doesn't do that, little handheld magnifying glass just sucks
[20:38:52] * Runaway1956 doesn't sing
[20:39:03] <Runaway1956> tends to scare pets and children away . . .
[20:39:07] * boru chuckles.
[20:39:52] <Runaway1956> Ahhhhhhh - the wife is almost happy now - her Windows is genuine again
[20:40:20] <boru> I'd have thought that a call for dismay, rather.
[20:40:23] <SirFinkus> he'd have to go to the bedroom to get his magnifying glass
[20:40:55] <Runaway1956> WTF has SirFinkus been doing in my bedroom?
[20:41:14] <SirFinkus> borrowing your magnifying glass
[20:41:25] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO
[20:41:37] <Runaway1956> thought he needed the microscope
[20:42:09] <Runaway1956> http://www.ebay.com
[20:42:15] <systemd> ^ 03USB 2 0 25x 200x Digital Microscope Magnifier Magnifying Glass | eBay
[20:42:24] <boru> You'd need a bigger bedroom for a SEMS.
[20:42:51] <boru> That one ought to do it. Does it have LEDs?
[20:43:15] <boru> Those are handy for illuminating what you're looking at, since the gain scaling on the sensor will be silly in low light.
[20:43:21] <boru> And probably noisy as hell.
[20:43:27] <Runaway1956> Yes, four white LED's
[20:43:31] * boru nods.
[20:43:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "High Likelihood" of Local Zika Virus Transmission in Florida - http://sylnt.us - go-local-movement
[20:43:57] <boru> Worth it, I'd say. I suspect it'll have one of those little Venus sensors.
[20:43:57] <Runaway1956> Damn, I would never have thought of such a thing - I may just buy it
[20:44:41] <boru> Aye. It should work straight out of the box with guvcview on Linux (ISTR you being a Linux guy), or pwcview on BSD.
[20:44:53] <Runaway1956> Oooops - system requirements says Pentium - I run AMD Opterons
[20:45:09] <boru> If you can find a little boom arm for it, you'll be set.
[20:45:48] <Runaway1956> It's mounted on a tiny boom - the boom I have at work would be absolutely amazing with this thing
[20:46:47] <Runaway1956> Gotta look and see how much of my spending money I've pissed away this week . . . thirty bucks sounds reasonable
[20:48:14] <SirFinkus> holy shit http://i.imgur.com are those BARs?
[20:48:45] <boru> I've got a little one here on my desk with a boom: https://i.imgur.com
[20:50:37] <Runaway1956> The forestocks look a lot like M14 - the pistol grip looks like Thompson - need the Buzzard to identify them
[20:51:23] <SirFinkus> that's probably morelikely
[20:51:24] <boru> Looks like a Type 89 with wood furniture, to me.
[20:51:30] <Runaway1956> If you told me that they were knockoff 14's I'd believe it - nothing looks quite "right" - someone reverse engineered them
[20:51:39] <SirFinkus> but the receiver is completely different
[20:52:15] <SirFinkus> think that's it boru
[20:52:27] <Runaway1956> receiver looks fat and round to me
[20:52:36] <Runaway1956> Are those North Korean?
[20:53:05] <boru> NFI what NK use. Type 88 are .cn, type 89 are .jp I think.
[20:53:23] <boru> I don't really keep up with military stock these days.
[20:53:30] <SirFinkus> or maybe https://en.wikipedia.org
[20:53:35] <SirFinkus> no, Japanese
[20:53:36] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: Howa Type 64
[20:54:24] <boru> It does have BR weight to it, by the looks of it.l
[20:54:34] <boru> You could well be spot on.
[20:55:15] <SirFinkus> they look sexy, I want one
[20:55:21] <SirFinkus> but apparently they don't export em
[20:55:21] <boru> From the looks of the image, probably the right time frame, as well.
[20:56:00] <SirFinkus> https://upload.wikimedia.org
[20:56:04] <SirFinkus> yup, that's gotta be it
[20:56:15] <boru> You think you have it bad, civis can't even get AN-94s or VSS. I would like a WA-2k, but those are limited run, iirc.
[20:56:32] <Runaway1956> Yeah, does look like a 64 - not all the images on Google look exactly alike, either
[20:56:41] <Runaway1956> Some are "chunkier" than others
[20:57:05] <SirFinkus> I love battle rifles
[20:57:38] <Runaway1956> the paratrooper stock makes it look even fatter and chunkier
[20:57:52] <SirFinkus> rifles should double as clubs in a pinch
[20:58:01] * boru chuckles.
[20:58:08] <Runaway1956> or spears, either one
[20:58:24] <SirFinkus> my sks is basically a spear
[20:58:38] <SirFinkus> I hear some variants are actually more accurate with the bayonet extended
[20:58:43] <SirFinkus> but that sounds like fudd bullshit
[20:58:47] <boru> I'd love to get my hands on an SKS. What you got?
[20:58:54] <SirFinkus> chinese one
[20:59:10] <boru> Got pr0n?
[20:59:23] <SirFinkus> meh, I'd have to reassemble it
[20:59:32] <SirFinkus> it looks like every other chinese sks
[20:59:36] <boru> You don't have a framed one over the fireplace?
[20:59:39] <SirFinkus> they made 40 billion of them
[20:59:52] <SirFinkus> no, that's for my enfield
[20:59:56] <SirFinkus> by favorite gun
[21:00:04] <SirFinkus> lend lease, made by savage
[21:00:12] <boru> Respectable.
[21:00:37] <SirFinkus> favorite rifle to shoot, and the one I'm most accurate with
[21:01:01] <SirFinkus> Been meaning to pick up a k31, I shot my friends and I could get used to that
[21:01:23] <boru> You shot your friends?
[21:01:32] <boru> I think you needed an apostrophe.
[21:01:34] <Runaway1956> Some images here, Type 64, looks like the next generation of troops carrying same weapons, same carry posture -
[21:01:37] <Runaway1956> www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2F66.media.tumblr.com%2F79e3f5203ce69b5e341a3285e43a2183%2Ftumblr_nt5y0ndVn91rji3x6o1_500.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Ftagged%2Fhowa-type-89&docid=fRovtTuV5s-O9M&tbnid=A7KV2XMXXmm6FM%3A&w=500&h=375&hl=en&safe=off&bih=872&biw=1297&ved=0ahUKEwigocufy57OAhUk6YMKHRqvDw0QMwg7KBQwFA&iact=mrc&uact=8
[21:01:39] <SirFinkus> calm down, I only winged him
[21:02:04] <boru> Type 64 looks like a match, alright.
[21:04:28] <SirFinkus> I shot a Carcano once in Dallas once, they didn't even catch me
[21:05:17] <boru> Gave someone a haircut, eh?
[21:06:18] <SirFinkus> now, the carcano is actually the shittiest rifle I've ever shot
[21:06:31] <SirFinkus> and I'm into shitty milsurp
[21:07:27] <SirFinkus> even the ammo is ugly https://en.wikipedia.org
[21:07:34] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: Carcano ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[21:10:04] <Runaway1956> Lucky they didn't catch you - it's a federal crime to shoot weaopns in a library
[21:11:26] <SirFinkus> naw, I was on a nice grassy knoll
[21:13:17] <Naze> mmm, grassy knoll
[21:14:01] <Runaway1956> Is it a nice solid weapon, or is it flimsy-feeling?
[21:15:59] <SirFinkus> I've never had a bolt action rifle jam on every round in the magazine
[21:16:20] <SirFinkus> I actually shot 3 that day, all of them had problems
[21:16:46] <Runaway1956> That's pretty bad.
[21:16:59] <SirFinkus> it's ugly, the bolt feels terrible
[21:17:14] <SirFinkus> don't remember how the trigger was, been a while
[21:17:26] <Runaway1956> 1800's engineering, and a piss-poor job of it at that?
[21:18:02] <SirFinkus> pfft
[21:18:09] <SirFinkus> plenty of great 1800s engineering
[21:18:29] <Runaway1956> There's a reason Italian shoes were popular in the US, but Italian guns weren't.
[21:18:56] <SirFinkus> the Lee Enfield and Mosin Nagant are fantastic
[21:18:57] <Runaway1956> That's why I added in the "piss-poor" - Winchester had some fine engineering in the 1800's
[21:19:23] <SirFinkus> Arisaka I've heard is great too, but I haven't shot one of those
[21:20:08] * Runaway1956 thinks about a nap
[21:20:33] <Runaway1956> that's like six or seven yawns in the last couple minutes, I give up
[21:20:52] <SirFinkus> CAFFEINE
[21:22:58] <Naze> you snort it too?
[21:25:47] <Naze> how do you mongrels feel about websockets?
[21:26:35] <boru> I hate the web, in general.
[21:31:13] <Naze> internet is the devil?
[21:31:47] <boru> Not the Internet, just the web.
[21:32:11] <Naze> so websites?
[21:32:15] <arti> i see someone has encountered popups
[21:32:31] <Naze> lol
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